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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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Hate to ask
the obvious question,

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but what the flippin' flip
are these things?

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Get behind me, Jing.

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Stop right there!

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[GROWLING]

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Hmm. Well, that was easy.

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Look out!

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[YELPS]

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Was that a chiblast?

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Do these things
have chi? [GRUNTS]

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Whoa!

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[GRUNTS]

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Chi'dup or not,
there's only three of them,
and five of us.

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We can totally take 'em.

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[GROWLS]

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Or not.

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[GASPS]

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Bao, quick, we need cover.

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I'm on it.

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[GRUNTS]

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Hyah!

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BOTH: I'll hold 'em off
on the left.

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You can take
the left, Master Po.

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No, no, after you, m'lady.

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Guys, I'm just
gonna make this call.

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Master Po, you cover the right.

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Nu Hai and Fan Tong,
take the left.

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And I'll just stand by
till one of you gets
morbidly injured.

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[GRUNTING]

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[SCREAMING]

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Hyah! [CHUCKLES]
Whoo-hoo!

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Now that's teamwork.

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Uh, actually, that's teamwork.

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[GASPING]

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[SCREAMING]

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And they regenerate. Great.

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[GRUNTS]

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[SCREAMING]

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Hyah!

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[GRUNTS]

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[GROWLS]

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Huh?

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[YELLS]

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That's how we stop them.

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What are we
waiting for?
Let's do this.

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[YELLING]

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Hyah!

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[GRUNTING]

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That wasn't so bad.

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Yeah, but how many
of these walking hot pots
are out there?

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And what are they?

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And who are they working for?

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And is there a bathroom nearby?

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What? I thought this was,
like, open Q and A time.

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Om.

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Oh, hey there, roguish villain.

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You lookin' at me?

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Well, I guess I'm gonna
have to show you some of
my sweet kung fu techniques.

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Tickle attack!

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Single nose hair pull!

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Wet-willy!

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Hyah!

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[GASPS]

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So, thoughts?

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You are incredibly bad
at kung fu.

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Thanks for
the constructive criticism.

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Lesson number one:

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you must always
expect the unexpected.

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Oh, wait, yeah, hold on.
I need to write this down.

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You've never heard that phrase?

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It's a cliche.
Hyah!

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[GIGGLES]
[GROANING]

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I see you're a quick learner.

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Now, time for lessons
two through six...

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Whoo! Right on! Hyah-five!

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Hundred forty-seven.

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[GRUNTING]

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[GRUNTS]

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[GRUNTING]

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Ow!

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[GRUNTING]

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[SCREAMS]

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[GRUNTING]

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[SCREAMS]

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[GRUNTS]

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[GIGGLES]

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[SCREAMS]

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[CRYING]

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What? Are you crying?

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There's no crying in kung fu...

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[GRUNTS]

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Don't forget lesson one, Jade.

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Always expect the unex...

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[GRUNTS]

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Wow, you're
a really good teacher.

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[GRUNTING]

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Hyah!

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[GRUNTING]

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[PANTING]

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[GRUNTS]

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You impressed me today, Empress.

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Cool.

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Does this mean I'm a total
kung fu master now?

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No.
Great!

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And does it mean
you and I are
official BFFs now?

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Absolutely not.

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Oh, great!

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Okay, so from now on,
I'll just light a candle
in my window

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whenever I wanna chit-chat
or trade some hot goss.

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Only light a candle
if you really,

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really, really, really, really,

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really need me.

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Oh, I see.

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You're more of
an introvert type.

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That's okay.
We can be pen pals.

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You can read, can't you?

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[PANTING]

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I have an urgent message for

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"Mistress Shi Long
and or Current Resident."

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Give that to me.
Ah!

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"Po and the Four Constellations

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"have been spotted
at Volcano Island"?

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Ugh!

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I never should have
put my secret lab
in a volcano.

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It's far too obvious.

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Wait a second.

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The letter only says
they were spotted.

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"Spotted"? What does
that even mean?

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Were they captured?
Moderately maimed?

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Well, that's
the Chow Chows for ya.

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I mean,
great at following orders,
but no eye for detail.

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[CHOW CHOWS GROWLING ANGRILY]

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Anyhoo, I'm gonna
hit the head.
[HUMMING TUNE]

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As the old saying goes,

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"If you want
something done right,

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"you've got to hire
competent employees."

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"And if you
neglected to do that,
you've got to do it yourself."

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Prepare the Royal Dirigible.

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I'm going to Volcano Island.

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Huh?

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[ALL GROWLING]

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Coast is clear.

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Let's fall into sneak formation

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and commence sneaking.

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[SCREAMS]
Reverse sneak.
Reverse sneak.

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[ALL SCREAMING]

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[ALL PANTING]

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[GRUNTS]

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[ALL SCREAMING]

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Snap out of it, bozo.

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It's only freakin' Po.

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[ALL SIGH]

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Oh, my son.
Po, you're alive!

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Dads! You're here,
for some reason.

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Oh, son.

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I know we've
only been apart
for a few days

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but it feels like

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seven years!

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[CRIES]
Get in here, Cart.

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Don't be shy.

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All right, enough
touchy-feely time.

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Let's get out of here
and go home.

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All this running around
is murder on my toe warts.

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Grandma, we can't go home yet.

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We still have
questions to answer,
volcanoes to explore.

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Bathrooms to find.

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Nu Hai's right.

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We need to learn
as much as we can

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from this weird
volcano facility.

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Oh, and one other
teensy-weensy item,
before we escape

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we also need to
figure out how to escape.

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[CHUCKLES]
Any ideas?

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We can find a window
to jump out of.

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[ALL CHATTERING]

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Feel free to take the lead
on this one, Master Po.

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No, no, no, no, no.
After you, madame.

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No, no, no, no, no.
After you, good sir.

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Please, I defer.
Not if I defer first.

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Everybody, quiet!

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Shut your yappers and listen up.

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There's a new sheriff
here in Volcano Town.

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[LAUGHS EXCITEDLY]
There is? Who?

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Me, you moron!

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Now, here's how it's gonna go.

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I've constructed the weapon
to your exact specifications,
Highness.

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Wow! Peasants can work fast
when they want to.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Impeccable craftsmanship.

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So, do you need, like,
a gift receipt, or...

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Oh, no.

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This one's for me.

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In my first act
as your supreme leader,

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I've implemented
a system for managing
group communications.

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It's called

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[CLUCKS]

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the Hand.

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No one is allowed to speak,
unless you hold

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the Hand.

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[CLUCKS]

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Uh-uh-uh!
Not without the Hand.

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[CLUCKS]

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[SIGHS]

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[CLEARS THROAT]
I think we can all agree

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that while Rooster
did somehow manage

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to invent this
somewhat helpful
administrative device,

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the bird is in
all other respects,
a terrible leader

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and he should not,
under any circumstances,
be followed!

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Excuse me?

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How dare you...

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Uh-uh-uh!

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Oh. Defeated by my own Hand.

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I suggest we form two groups,
for efficiency's sake.

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Po, my son, the Dragon Master,
will obviously lead my group

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since I cannot bear...
Huh?

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To be parted
from him ever, ever...

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Ever again.

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[CRYING]

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Thanks, Sad. I mean, Dad.

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I'll take group two,
and we can figure out
what's going on around here.

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This must be the laboratory
where they designed
those Terracotta whatsits.

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Hey, y'all. Not to brag,
but also just to brag

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I just found a major clue.

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Hmm?

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NU HAI:
According to this map,

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it looks like the materials
were secretly shipped in
from all over China.

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BAO: Check this creepiness.

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JING: "Day 50. Experiment 32.

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"The subject responded
positively to our new
chi-removal technique."

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[SCREAMING]

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NU HAI: So they were
experimenting with powering

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the Terracottas by
draining chifrom citizens?

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But that wouldn't be
enough chito power an army.

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They must have found
another source.

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[ALL GROWLING]

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NU HAI: Let's get back
to the others.

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So if I'm reading
my context clues right,

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this volcano
is more than just a lab...

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It's a whole flippin' factory!

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And these Terracotta warriors

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aren't just a one-off
monster-of-the-week
kind of villain.

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They're a full-scale army.

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Oh, snap, that means
the Empress is in danger.

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I gotta go warn her.

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She won't be happy
to hear about it.

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Hope she doesn't
shoot the messenger.

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Great point, Grandma.

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Hey, Fan Tong,
the Empress is in danger.

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You gotta go warn her.

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As a seasoned bureaucrat myself,

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I can tell you,
whoever is behind this
must have ties to the Feds.

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Now, think,
have we met any suspicious
government officials recently?

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ALL: Shi Long.

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Now, now, let's not
jump to conclusions.

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Is there anyone else
we've met who seems,
particularly sinister?

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ALL: Shi Long!

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Let me finish.

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Sinister and cold-blooded.

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ALL: Shi Long!

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Literally, dude, she's a lizard.

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Someone with a motive,
say, perhaps a bone to pick
with the royal family,

262
00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:05,654
a vendetta born out of, say,
jealousy or sibling rivalry.

263
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:06,960
ALL: Shi Long!

264
00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:09,353
She literally
threw us in the bay.

265
00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:11,834
Now, that could have
been a coincidence.

266
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,401
So let's stay open-minded.

267
00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:15,316
It very well
could be someone else.

268
00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:17,361
Such as... uh...

269
00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:21,104
Yep, it's Shi Long.

270
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:24,847
If Shi Long
is amassing an army,
and she definitely is,

271
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,936
then Empress Xiao
and the entire Kingdom

272
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,982
are in a whole bunch of danger!

273
00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:30,679
BOTH: I've got a plan.

274
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:32,594
Okay. Let's hear both plans.

275
00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:33,943
Starting with Rooster.

276
00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:35,205
My plan is simple.

277
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:38,774
For phase one of 17,
we'll need three eagles,

278
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:43,213
one pair of chopsticks,
and a giant balloon!

279
00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:46,216
Cool. Nu Hai's plan it is.

280
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:47,957
Yes!
[CROWS]

281
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,310
[POUNDING ON DOOR]

282
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:54,659
GENERAL FANG:
Open up, Princess.

283
00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:57,097
Princess?

284
00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:00,578
I believe you meant
to say "Empress."

285
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,363
Don't forget, General Fang.

286
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:04,713
You work for me.
Not the other way around.

287
00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:06,323
[POUNDING]

288
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:07,629
[GRUNTS]

289
00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:09,674
What do you want, General Fang?

290
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:12,460
Time for your
fighting lessons, Princess.

291
00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:16,899
For the last time,
I'm the Empress now.

292
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:20,207
And I don't need
fighting lessons
from you anymore.

293
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,209
I'll be the judge of that.

294
00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:24,298
[CHUCKLES]
Come on, "Empress."

295
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:26,039
Show me what you've got.

296
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:28,737
Ah!
[GRUNTS]

297
00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:30,782
[GRUNTS]

298
00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:32,045
Bring it, kibble-breath.

299
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,004
[YELLING]

300
00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:37,789
[BOTH GRUNTING]

301
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,886
The ol' Fang boy's
still got some move...

302
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,496
Ow!

303
00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:50,759
[PANTING] Ah!

304
00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:00,508
You can't hide from me, Empress.

305
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:02,336
I know these halls
like the back...

306
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:03,728
What?

307
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,687
Like the back of your head?

308
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,689
Or is it the back of your hand?

309
00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:08,820
[GRUNTS]

310
00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:12,781
General Fang,
your behavior is unacceptable.

311
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:17,481
Shi Long and I will see to it
that you are swiftly...
degeneralized

312
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:20,615
and subjected
to a strict regimen
of anger management therapy.

313
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:23,705
Aw, you still think
Shi Long is your friend?

314
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:26,229
I always knew you were
a bit simple, but wow.

315
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:27,317
What do you mean?

316
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:29,537
Shi Long is my sister.

317
00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:31,713
Well, I mean my adopted sister.

318
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:33,933
But still, she'd have
no reason to resent me

319
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:36,326
just because I was
our father's favorite

320
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:40,374
and the heir to the throne,
and a fashion icon,
and a natural beauty.

321
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:42,289
[LAUGHING]

322
00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:44,334
I don't know what
you're alluding to, Fang,

323
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:47,598
but I do know your betrayal
will not go unpunished.

324
00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:49,949
Guards!
Hello, guards?

325
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,559
A little help, please.

326
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,171
Seize him.

327
00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,393
[GROWLING]
Wait, wait. What's going on?

328
00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:02,744
Why aren't you obeying me?
Is this a coup?

329
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:05,355
I order you to stop this coup!

330
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:08,532
You're all alone, Empress.

331
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:11,405
And you won't be
Empress for long.

332
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,769
JING: You know, at first
I thought hiding inside

333
00:16:27,812 --> 00:16:30,598
these terracotta suits
would be stuffy and awkward.

334
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,034
Turns out, I was right.

335
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:34,732
PO: I'll admit.
They're a wee bit snug.

336
00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:36,821
Everyone else doing okay?

337
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,930
Honestly, please just say yes,
'cause there's nothing
we can do about it now.

338
00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:42,697
I would be if Wing had put on
deodorant this morning.

339
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:45,047
Sorry, boss.
It's so easy to forget.

340
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:50,444
Hmm.

341
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:52,576
Oh.

342
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:53,708
[SNIFFING]

343
00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:56,580
Hmm. Mm-hmm.

344
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:59,366
Oh, no. Cart.

345
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,237
Ah. Hmm.

346
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:04,327
Shipment approved. Next.

347
00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:13,206
Our terrible disguises
actually worked?

348
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,685
[CHUCKLES] Awesome.

349
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:17,558
"Twelve Terracotta warriors
in group A"

350
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:18,994
SHI LONG: Halt that train!

351
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:22,171
Halt the train!
Halt the train!

352
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:23,215
Halting!

353
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:28,003
[ALL GRUNTING]

354
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,447
My liege.

355
00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:39,667
[GUARDS GROWLING]

356
00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:45,934
NU HAI: What's going on
out there?

357
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:49,372
PO: I'm gonna
take a wild stab
and say "bad stuff."

358
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:51,853
We are honored by your presence.

359
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:54,160
Real talk, though, is there
a surprise inspection?

360
00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:56,075
Is there a mass layoff?
Am I fired?

361
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,294
Please say I'm not fired!

362
00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:00,209
You're extremely paranoid,
and no.

363
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:03,647
I'm here to find Po
and the Four Constellations.

364
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,694
I know they're here somewhere,

365
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:08,522
and I won't rest
until I've found them.

366
00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:10,741
[PREPARING TO SNEEZE]

367
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:13,918
Don't you dare.

368
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:16,791
[SNEEZES LOUDLY]

369
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:20,708
ROOSTER: No!
It's everywhere! Everywhere!

370
00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:22,884
[CROWS]

371
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:30,631
[HISSING]

372
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,851
[GUARDS GROWLING]

373
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,599
[GASPS]

374
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,569
[GRUNTS]

375
00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:58,833
[GRUNTS]

376
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:03,229
[GRUNTING]

377
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:17,591
[CHUCKLES]

378
00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:25,381
I surrender!

379
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,949
Ah!

380
00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:31,082
Mercy! Please, have mercy!

381
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:33,346
The warthogs made me do it!

382
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:36,349
NU HAI: Master Po,
we have to save them.

383
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:38,089
PO: Do we?

384
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:40,570
Okay, fine.

385
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:42,485
[CHUCKLES]

386
00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:44,400
[CLUCKS]

387
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:46,315
[ALL YELLING]

388
00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:51,799
So we meet again,
for the last time.

389
00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:53,670
[ALL YELLING]

390
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:54,758
Yeah!

391
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:58,414
[ALL GRUNTING]

392
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:00,199
Hyah! Hyah!

393
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,205
[GRUNTS]

394
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:07,248
[YELLING]

395
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:10,121
[GRUNTING]

396
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:11,862
Yeah!

397
00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:14,909
[GROANS]

398
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:18,260
[LAUGHS]

399
00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:20,480
Huh?

400
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:25,441
Take your dirty
mutt mitts off my son!

401
00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:27,356
Huh?

402
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,792
[YELLING]

403
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:31,665
[YELLING]

404
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:34,842
[GRUNTS]

405
00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:36,887
It's no use.
More keep coming.

406
00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:41,936
Go!

407
00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:52,033
Yee-haw!

408
00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:55,254
[GASPS]

409
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:56,297
Oh, boy.

410
00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:06,003
And so it ends.

411
00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:07,440
Not with a bang,

412
00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:10,573
but more of an
"Ah, I'm burning"
kind of sound.

413
00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:12,445
[ALL YELLING]

414
00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:13,488
PO: Run!

415
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,582
[GROANING SOFTLY]

416
00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:20,670
[GASPS]

417
00:21:25,022 --> 00:21:26,154
[GASPS]

418
00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:31,986
[GRUNTING]

419
00:21:35,555 --> 00:21:38,775
[STRAINING]

420
00:21:38,819 --> 00:21:40,081
[GROANS]

421
00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:48,132
Oh!

422
00:21:56,576 --> 00:21:57,577
Hmm.

423
00:21:59,492 --> 00:22:00,536
[EXHALES]

424
00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:02,930
[GRUNTS]

425
00:22:03,496 --> 00:22:04,584
Hyah!

426
00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:06,542
[GRUNTS]

427
00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:10,416
[STRAINING]

428
00:22:13,984 --> 00:22:15,116
[GASPS]

429
00:22:36,790 --> 00:22:39,749
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]