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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

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[PANTS]

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The end is nigh!

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[SCREAMING]
I repeat, the end is nigh!

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Everyone just keep calm,

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and run for your lives!

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[GRUNTING]

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[GROWLING]

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[PANTING]

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LI: Now!

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[GRUNTING]

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Let them go.

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Are you certain, my liege?

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They'll never get out
of the chunnel alive.

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[SCREAMING]

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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

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Hmm.

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[GROWLING]

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[GRUNTING]

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[GROANING]

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[PANTING]

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[GRUNTING]

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[GROWLING]

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[GRUNTING]

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[SCREAMING]

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[GROANS]

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[GROWLS SOFTLY]

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[WHISPERING] Empress.

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[GRUNTS]

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[SCREAMING]

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I can feel my insides baking!

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You think this is bad?

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Try having hot flashes
for the past 50 years,
then we'll talk.

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I know I say this a lot,
but we need a plan!

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Master Po?

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Uh, I was kinda hoping

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you were gonna take
the lead on this one.
[CHUCKLING]

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Hmm.

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I'm gonna go with stop the lava?

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Stop the lava?

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Ah, what a novel idea!

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You heard her, gang.
Let's do this.

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Huh?

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[GRUNTING]

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Okay, kids.
On the count of three,

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get ready to blast like
you've never blasted before.

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Never mind!
There's no time to count!

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Blast now! Blast now!

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[ALL STRAINING]

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Oh, yeah!

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[PO CHUCKLES]
Oh, yeah!

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[CHEERING]

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[LAUGHING]

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[CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY]

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Uh, sorry.

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Sometimes I have difficulty
reading social cues, okay.

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Ya think?

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Uh, guys.

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[SING SONG]
Little bit of a problemo.

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FAN TONG: Where are we?

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LI:
I think we're under the ocean.

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Then how's we breathin'?

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Maybe we's mermaids.

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Shut it!

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[CREAKING]

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Be very careful.

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Slow and steady.

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[WHIMPERING]

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[ALL GASPING]

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[ALL WHIMPERING]

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Huh?

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Yep, it's ocean water.

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Don't drink it because...

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[RETCHING]

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[BURPS]

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MR. PING: Don't judge me.

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[SCREAMING]

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[GROANING]

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Hot! Hot! Ow!

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[ALL WINCING]

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Now would maybe
a good time to bust out
that chi-shield, Bao!

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You got it, Master P.

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[GRUNTING]

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I, uh...

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I got nothing.

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Oh, boy.

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We must've depleted
our chi supplies when
we stopped the lava flow.

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Maybe we should just climb
the scaffolding, right there.

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NU HAI: [GASPING]
Okay, nobody panic.

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Nobody panic?

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We just lost half our crew,

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including my son!

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The Dragon Master.

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Wong, you were
the love of my life.

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ROOSTER: There, there, Wing.

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Natural selection works
in mysterious ways.

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Oh, for crying out loud,
they're not dead!

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[SOFTLY] Most likely.

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Jing's right.

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Master Po and my
sometimes-not-totally-useless
brother were with them,

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assuming they survived,
they definitely need
our help.

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Mistress Long,
with the chunnel sealed

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how are we going to get
the rest of the weapons

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and the Terra Cotta Soldiers
to the Forbidden City?

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Now that Po
and his disciples
are out of the way,

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the odds just swung
in our favor.

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The Iron Goddess is finished.

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Load the pieces
onto the dirigible quickly.

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I have important business
to attend to.

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[GRUNTS]
You can get off of me now, Xiao.

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Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
So sorry, Jade Tusk.

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Oh, thank goodness you are here.

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Shi Long is bad.

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Like B-A-D bad.

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And the Imperial Guards
are totally in on it.

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It is so messed up.

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You missed our meeting.

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I was very concerned
for your safety.

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I know. Yes.

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Okay, so I was kicking
General Fang's butt,

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showing him
that I no longer
needed training,

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when he and his corrupt guards

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knocked me out
and locked me in my room.

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Turns out my trusty advisor,
Shi Long,

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is not-so-trusty after all.

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And to think of all
that I've done for her.

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Like telling her
when she has something
in her teeth,

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or toilet paper
stuck to her tail.

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The palace is no longer safe.

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We need to get you out of here.

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I will need my Deer Monks
to ensure we can get you
past the Palace Guards.

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Tomorrow morning,
I will return with them
to rescue you.

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Until then, keep a low profile,

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and take care, Empress.

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[SIGHS]

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You are so my ride or die.

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I don't know what that means,

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but thanks.

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[SNARLING]

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NU HAI: [YELLING] Hello?

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Is anyone down there?

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Master Po?

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Bao?

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Look for any movement,
besides bubbles.

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Oh, we should've
just stayed back

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and washed Grandma's
dirty underwear!

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To be honest,
that could've been
just as deadly.

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Why must my life be
so full of tumult and hardships?

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[SOBBING]

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Snap out of it.
This isn't about you.

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[CONTINUES SOBBING]

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It's okay, Master Po's dad.

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I'm sure they survived.

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Your son is the Dragon Master.

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Yeah. He certainly is.

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Thanks, Fan Tong.
I needed that.

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You know, you remind me
of myself when I was young.

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[SHRIEKING]
Why would you say that?

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Can everybody please zip it?

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I think I heard something.

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[MR. PING GROANING]

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[GASPING]

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[MR. PING HONKING]

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Ugh! I'd know that
annoying goose anywhere.

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If he's the only survivor,
I say we move on.

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[STRAINING]

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[YELLING]
We're down here!

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[CHEERING]

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NU HAI: Hang tight!
We'll figure something out!

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I hope.

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Let's think.
What supplies do we have
to work with?

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I've got some hard candy
I've been carrying around
for the last 30 years or so.

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Not too much lint on it,

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and a little spit
will get off all the hair.

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Ugh! Anyone else?

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Great. Okay, let's try
thinking outside the box.

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We're in a box?
I thought we's was
in a chunnel?

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[GRUNTS]

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Thank you.

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I now see my semantical mistake.

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If only we had
a rope or something.

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But preferably a rope.

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That's it.
We can form a chain.

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A chain? [GRUNTS]
With what, pray tell?

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Ourselves?
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

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[YELLING] Are you out
of your freakin' mind?

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Back off,
cock-a-doodle-ding-dong.

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She's with me.

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[FARTING]

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I've been saving that one
for a special occasion.

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I didn't think
roosters laid eggs.

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They don't.
[CLUCKING]

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Ugh!

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Okay, so we wait
until the others reach
the top of the scaffolding.

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Then we have them
make a chain too.

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ROOSTER:
Let me guess, with themselves?

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JING: Can I just
shut this guy up already?

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NU HAI: Then we, as a chain,

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swing across
and link up with them.

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And once we have secured
our connection,

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we release
from this side's cliff

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and use that momentum
to get everyone
to the other side.

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[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

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Easy peasy.

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So, all we need is
for someone to be the anchor.

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Why do I have to be the anchor?

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Because you're the strongest.

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Physically.
Mentally? Not so much.

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I'd be more offended
if that wasn't so true.

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[WHIMPERING]

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Not happening.

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I have clammy hands
and I'm gonna need
more to hold on to

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than your wing and Li's prayers.

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Please don't let us die,
holy Jade Emperor.

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Or is it Guanyin?

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The Eight Immortals?

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Well, whichever god
and or gods are listening,
if you can hear me...

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[YELLING] save us all!

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Hard to get. I see you, Grams.

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Two can play that game.

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Seems to me that two
can play most games.

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Solitaire?

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And that's why you're the boss.

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[STRAINING]

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And then we all swing
to the other side.

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Got it?

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Uh, yeah.

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I totally trust
your plan, Nu Hai!

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That makes one of us.

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No. No.
[CHUCKLES] We're, fine.

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This is a good plan.

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And... And we're fine.

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[WHIMPERING]

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Uh, anyone else feel a raindrop?

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[GASPING, SCREAMING]

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Oh, come on!

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[GASPING]

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It's just me, Empress.

240
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Oh, hey, Shi Long.
Welcome home.

241
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Is everything okay?

242
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You seem a bit frazzled.

243
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Oh, no, no.
Everything's fine.

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[COUGHING]

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I'm just feeling
a bit under the weather is all.

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00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:02,487
[COUGHING]

247
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In fact, you know,

248
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I think I'll just rest
the remainder of the day.

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[FEEBLY]
You can never be too careful.

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I mean, look at Father,
healthy as a mountain goat,

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and then, poof!

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Gone. [SIGHS]

253
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Empress, before you get
too comfortable,

254
00:11:18,982 --> 00:11:20,984
I have something
I want to show you.

255
00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:24,466
Oh, Shi Long,
can't it wait
until tomorrow?

256
00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:26,120
No, it cannot.
[COUGHING]

257
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It's a bit of a surprise,
not to be a spoiler,

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related to the enthronement.
[GASPS]

259
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I promise it will be worth it.

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Trust me.

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00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:44,573
Before you undertake
whatever little plan
you're working on, Xiao,

262
00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:47,271
know that your actions
have consequences.

263
00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:49,839
Shi Long, I have
no idea what you are...[FOOTSTEPS THUDDING]

264
00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:51,885
[GASPING]

265
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:53,016
[LOW GROWLING]

266
00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:58,630
[GASPING]

267
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:01,546
Are those the...

268
00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:07,074
You said the soldiers
were to protect Father
in the afterlife.

269
00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:08,423
I did, didn't I?

270
00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:15,343
[GASPS]

271
00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:17,432
I want you
to abdicate the throne.

272
00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:18,520
To me.

273
00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:20,696
What? You? No!

274
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,306
You should say "yes."

275
00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:23,830
And why would I do that?

276
00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:25,701
To save this village, of course.

277
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:26,833
[GASPING]

278
00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:28,530
[WHIMPERING]

279
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,449
You can't...
Who will stop me?

280
00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,233
These citizens are innocent.

281
00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:38,583
Yes, they are, aren't they?

282
00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:40,629
And you can save them.

283
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:44,067
Abdicate the throne,
and no one will get hurt.

284
00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:45,111
[WHIMPERING]

285
00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:55,513
Fine.

286
00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:58,516
I'll abdicate.

287
00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,388
You've made the smart decision.

288
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:03,870
[GASPING]

289
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,088
[SCREAMING]

290
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,788
No!

291
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:11,703
What are you doing?
I agreed to abdicate.
[GRUNTS]

292
00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:14,358
Yes, but I still owe you
a proper punishment

293
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:16,839
for betraying me
with your little
escape plan.

294
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,329
Now, see what you've done.

295
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:30,331
I'd hate for you to miss this.

296
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,420
[SCREAMING]

297
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:36,424
[GRUNTING]

298
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:37,773
[RUMBLING]

299
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,209
[GASPING]

300
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:42,560
Hey, gang?
I think we better do
the swinging thing

301
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:45,085
before the ceiling collapses!

302
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:47,304
I think we might have
made this chain
prematurely.

303
00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,350
How long do I have
to hold on for?

304
00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:50,742
As long as it takes.

305
00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,832
Just find a happy place
or something.

306
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,703
Find a happy place.

307
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,011
Find a happy...

308
00:13:58,054 --> 00:13:59,186
[CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

309
00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:00,274
[LAUGHING]

310
00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:02,537
[WHOOPING]

311
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:04,626
I love you, Fan Tong.

312
00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:06,541
Aw, gee, thanks, Qilin.

313
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:07,672
More dumplings, please.

314
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:09,326
[LAUGHING]

315
00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:15,419
It's working! It's working!

316
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,118
Oh, I'm still here.

317
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:19,859
It's not working anymore!

318
00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:22,818
Dig deep, son.
Into the depths
of your soul.

319
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,515
I don't mean to be a buzzkill,

320
00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:28,824
but how exactly are we getting
the momentum to swing across?

321
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:32,697
Uh, I guess we all
push off the wall
at the same time?

322
00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:33,873
You guess?

323
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,526
I don't know! Okay?

324
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:38,051
This is one of those
figure-it-out-as-we-go
type situations.

325
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:40,967
On the count of three.

326
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:44,231
One, two, three.

327
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,191
[SCREAMING]

328
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,020
[SIGHING]

329
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:56,417
And that's why
you never skip leg day.

330
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,375
Can we please move this along?

331
00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:01,378
You all weigh a lot,
but you carry it well.

332
00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:04,773
PO: Yeah, guys, we're kinda
in a time crunch here!

333
00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:08,342
One, two, three!

334
00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:09,430
[YELPING]

335
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:10,474
[GRUNTING]

336
00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:15,915
[ALL SCREAMING]

337
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,195
[GROANS]

338
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:36,805
Hold on a sec.

339
00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:38,914
This is one of those moments
where it's kinda life or death,

340
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,114
and we need to give it
everything we got.

341
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:43,290
A hundred and ten percent.
We get it.

342
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:46,467
Spoken like someone who truly
doesn't understand percentages.

343
00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:49,600
And guys, this time
when we swing back
towards the wall,

344
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:52,777
let's relaunch
with our legs again to get
the maximum momentum.

345
00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:56,564
You know what they say,
eighth time's the charm.

346
00:15:57,391 --> 00:16:01,047
One, two, three!

347
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,795
[WHIMPERING]
Are we dead?

348
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,362
I certainly hope not,

349
00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:15,844
because I do not want
to do eternity with you.

350
00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:18,847
You say that,
but I know
you don't mean it.

351
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,675
Is it over yet?

352
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:23,045
I have to go to the bathroom
and the rushing water
isn't helping.

353
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,462
[STRAINING]
Everyone, hold still.

354
00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,290
We need a stronger connection.

355
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:28,552
[STRAINING]

356
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,424
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

357
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,382
LI: Ping, don't look!

358
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:33,905
Oh, no! Not Cart!

359
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,405
That's definitely's
gonna leave a mark.

360
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:36,473
[MR. PING SCREAMS]

361
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:40,825
Ah. That was a close one.

362
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:43,002
Looks like she's gonna be all...

363
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,702
No!

364
00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:57,407
Hmm.

365
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,027
[WHISPERING] Empress.

366
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:11,595
[PANTING]

367
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,034
Empress!

368
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:18,428
SHI LONG:
Oh, how I like
the sound of that.

369
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,215
[SNARLING]
[SWORDS UNSHEATHING]

370
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:23,520
[GROWLING]

371
00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:24,564
[GENERAL FANG LAUGHING]

372
00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:26,523
[GROWLING]

373
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,090
[GRUNTING]

374
00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:13,614
Take me to the Empress,
immediately.

375
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:16,443
MR. PING: Cart!

376
00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:19,533
[CRYING] Why?

377
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:22,884
I'm sorry, Dad.
He was a good cart.

378
00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:24,538
Oh, the best.

379
00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:29,195
Oh, Cart, we shared so many
beautiful memories together.

380
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:31,501
So, I said to Po...

381
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,024
[BONES CRACKING]
[SCREAMING]

382
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:34,852
Pain! I am in pain!

383
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:36,071
[SHUSHING]

384
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,465
What? Two Carts?

385
00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:40,423
Oh, you're making me blush.

386
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:53,219
I hate to rush you
through your emotions, Dad,

387
00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:55,221
but the citizens of China
are in danger,

388
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:57,266
and in serious need of our help.

389
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:59,138
There will always be
another Cart.

390
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:02,141
Ha! How dare you, now...

391
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:03,794
Wait a minute now.

392
00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:05,144
Now, that I think about it,

393
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:08,103
there was a cart
before this cart.

394
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,236
I guess it's true what they say,

395
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:13,152
there are plenty more carts
in the sea.

396
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,588
Pfft! Nobody says that.

397
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:16,590
Can we please
get this show on the road

398
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:19,201
before we're all boiled
in a giant wok of magma?

399
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,508
[STRAINING] Jing's right,
it's now or never.

400
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:22,944
I've always wanted to say that.

401
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:25,555
Cart Two will not die in vain.

402
00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:27,166
Let's do this.

403
00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:32,432
NU HAI:
Okay, everyone, hold on tight.

404
00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:34,347
Because when Fan Tong lets go,

405
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:37,611
we are all going to swing
to the other side of the tracks,
so he can grab...

406
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:39,656
What? That's the plan?

407
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:42,311
I was only
half paying attention!

408
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:43,878
[ALL SCREAMING]

409
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:48,578
[WHIMPERING]

410
00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:00,590
[GRUNTS]

411
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:02,026
Phew!

412
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:03,505
Uh...

413
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:05,420
[ALL SCREAMING]

414
00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:10,426
[LAUGHING]

415
00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:11,993
[GIGGLING]

416
00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:13,255
[CHUCKLING]

417
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:14,604
[SIGHING]

418
00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:15,736
[STRAINING]

419
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,263
We did it!

420
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:22,307
Oh, now we're hugging?

421
00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:24,919
Thank goodness.

422
00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:26,418
I can't believe that worked.
Well done.

423
00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:28,139
Hey, nice going, chief.

424
00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:30,229
Maybe you're stronger
than I thought.

425
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,404
Thanks, Jing.

426
00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:33,057
That means a lot
coming from you.

427
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:34,407
Hey, don't get a...

428
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:35,930
bigger head about it.

429
00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:37,714
[CHUCKLES] Full disclosure?

430
00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:39,760
I wasn't positive
that would work,

431
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:43,807
but it totally did,
and you're really
crushing it, Nu Hai.

432
00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:46,854
Major props, O fearless leader.

433
00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:48,290
Thanks, Master Po.

434
00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:49,900
[SIGHS]

435
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:57,212
This is no way to treat
your future Empress.

436
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,822
You will never be Empress.

437
00:20:58,866 --> 00:21:00,259
Never say never.

438
00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:04,567
Release her.

439
00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:06,439
XIAO: No.

440
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:08,963
JADE TUSK: Empress, I...
I don't understand.

441
00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:11,879
If I don't cooperate
and abdicate the throne,

442
00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:13,620
citizens will suffer.

443
00:21:13,663 --> 00:21:15,709
She can't destroy
anything right now.

444
00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:17,319
[LAUGHING]

445
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:19,190
You simple fool.

446
00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:21,410
Everything is already in motion.

447
00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:23,014
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING,
DISTANT CHATTER]

448
00:21:24,457 --> 00:21:26,372
Empress, if you just
come with me, we can...

449
00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:29,070
I've seen firsthand
what this monster
is capable of.

450
00:21:29,113 --> 00:21:30,193
[DISTANT CHATTER CONTINUES]

451
00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:32,595
Over here.

452
00:21:32,639 --> 00:21:33,640
[CLAMORING]

453
00:21:38,819 --> 00:21:40,211
[CHATTER GROWING LOUDER]

454
00:21:48,872 --> 00:21:51,962
Okay, gang, first thing's first,
we've gotta find the Empress.

455
00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:55,792
But, if we happen to pass
a kitchen or a pantry
stock room along the way,

456
00:21:55,836 --> 00:21:57,838
so be it.

457
00:21:57,881 --> 00:22:02,059
Oh, if Cart was still here,
we could be enjoying
my sawdust trail mix right now.

458
00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:04,845
This is where the Empress
took us on the tour
of the palace.

459
00:22:04,888 --> 00:22:06,760
Remember
the Terra Cotta Warriors?

460
00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:08,022
Yeah, we remember.

461
00:22:08,065 --> 00:22:09,328
That reminds me.

462
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:11,547
We found the blueprints
for a massive one.

463
00:22:11,591 --> 00:22:13,854
Looks like the party
is just getting started.

464
00:22:13,897 --> 00:22:15,682
When you say "massive,"
do you mean...

465
00:22:15,725 --> 00:22:17,031
Ginormous.

466
00:22:17,074 --> 00:22:18,119
[SNARLING]
[SHRIEKS, GASPS]

467
00:22:18,162 --> 00:22:19,294
[BREATHING SHARPLY]

468
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:21,775
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

469
00:22:21,818 --> 00:22:23,385
[BOTH GRUNT]

470
00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:25,953
Jade Tusk?
What are you doing here?

471
00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:27,084
The Empress...

472
00:22:27,128 --> 00:22:28,172
Is Xiao okay?

473
00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:30,044
No.

474
00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:33,221
It's worse than
you could've ever imagined.

475
00:22:33,264 --> 00:22:34,265
[ALL GASPING]

476
00:22:36,224 --> 00:22:38,226
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]