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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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So, this is happening.

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Yeah, and it is not good.

4
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So not good.

5
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[GROWLS]

6
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Master Po,
why do you look
so calm?

7
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My plan has clearly failed.

8
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Nu Hai, your plan was great.

9
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You were just lacking one thing.

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Success?
No.

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Experience!

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[WHISTLES]

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[ALL GASP]

14
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[ALL GASP]

15
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Look at that guy
with the bandana.

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[GRUNTS]
He's gorgeous.

17
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He's you, Bao.

18
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Sun Wukong?

19
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Exactly.

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Arrest them. Now!

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[EXCLAIMS]

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[GRUNTS]

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I don't know
how they're doing this
and I don't care.

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Ladies, on me.

25
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[GRUNTS]

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We need to help our son.

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Agreed.
You should
do something.

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[SIGHS]
Where's Grandma?

29
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Just taking a quick nap
to regain my strength.

30
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Or I died temporarily.

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So, we gettin' it on
again? Good.

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[GRUNTS]

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[EFFORT GRUNTS]

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[BOTH GRUNTING]

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[BOTH GRUNT]

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Thanks, Bao.
No problem, Bao.

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We should hang out
when this is done.

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Read my mind, brother.

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BOTH: Pound it!

40
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This can't happen.
I'm so close.

41
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Out of my way, Princess.

42
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I'm not a princess anymore.

43
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Okay, I am, but not
in the condescending way
you mean.

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[GRUNTS]

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You were my sister.
My friend.

46
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How could you betray
the family that took you in?

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Daddy loved you.

48
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Perhaps once.

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But that ended
when you were born.

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Still, he was kind to me.

51
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It made poisoning him
difficult, but necessary.

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You killed him?

53
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Oops. Did I say that out loud?

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[SCREAMS]

55
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[GRUNTS]

56
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You'll always be
a pathetic little girl

57
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unworthy to sit on my throne.

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Xiao!

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Fan Tong, where are you going?

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To save Xiao.
You of all people
should know this, Fan Tong.

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Bao, move.
Shi Long has Xiao.

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I know.
I'm coming with you.

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You are?
Look, dude,

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I admit that I don't get
what she sees in you,
like, at all,

65
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but you're the closest thing
I have to a brother,

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and if something
happened to you...

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Ugh! I'm just coming, okay?
Don't make it weird.

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And stop smiling.
We're probably both
gonna die anyways.

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[GRUNTING]

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[EXCLAIMS, GRUNTS]

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[PANTING]

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Uh, real Master Po, problem.

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[BOTH GASP]

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Uh-oh.

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Splitting yourself in five ways
can really take it out of ya.

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[PANTING] Just need
a little breather.

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Be right back.

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Boy, I hate
that monkey sometimes.

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Yeah, he's the worst, right?

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On the bright side,
he's not throwing his poo.

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[GROWLS]
BOTH: Hmm?

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Take them!

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[GASPS]

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Master Po, Jing, time to go.

85
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[GRUNTING]

86
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Mei Mei, punch it!

87
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Like that?

88
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No! Get us out of here!

89
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Keep in mind,
I have brain damage.

90
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

91
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[GRUNTING]

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Mei Mei, Mei Mei, Mei Mei.
What are you doing?
Pull up! Pull up!

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[PO SCREAMS]

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[GRUNTING]

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[EXCLAIMS]

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[GRUNTING]

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FYI, what you're doing,
it's gonna be a hard one
to get past,

98
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even for someone
with a ridiculously
generous heart like me.

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I'll live.

100
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What did I do that was so bad?

101
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You were born.
And nice, and kind,
and beautiful.

102
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Everything I wasn't.

103
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Oh, Shi Long,
you could be beautiful

104
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in the right light,

105
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or darkness.

106
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You took my whole world, Xiao.

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I want it back.

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I know your secret.
Secret?

109
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What did Nu Hai tell you?

110
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Is it about the bald patch
on my head?

111
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'Cause it's totally normal
and not the reason I wear
a bandana to cover it up.

112
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Yeah, that's not it.

113
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And I actually think
you'd look good bald.

114
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No, your secret is
you're a nice guy, Bao.

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Dude, why would you say that?

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Take it back. Now.

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[GRUNTS]
Where are you
taking me?

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A day spa.

119
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Really?
No.

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BAO: Let her go, skizard!

121
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That's "scumbag"
and "lizard" combined.

122
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Pretty clever word play I'd say.

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Oh, Fan Tong.
You came to rescue me.

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Come any closer
and I snap your
girlfriend in half.

125
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Oh, we're not actually
boyfriend and girlfriend.
[CHUCKLES]

126
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Unless Fan Tong said something.

127
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Fan Tong, did you say something?

128
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Stop talking.

129
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Don't follow us
or you know
what will happen.

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[DOOR LOCKING]

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What do you think she meant by,
"You know what will happen?"

132
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Seriously, dude? Ugh!

133
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Come on, let's find
another way in.

134
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XIAO: Listen, Shi Long.
Give up now

135
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and I promise limited
public floggings.

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I'm not into grudges. Ow!

137
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What is that?

138
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SHI LONG:
That is the future
of my power,

139
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and the end of your empire.

140
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[GRUNTING]

141
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[PO SCREAMING]

142
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Po, my beautiful boy,
are you all right?

143
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About as all right as I can be,

144
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while holding onto a rope
dangling from a dirigible

145
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being driven by
a mentally impaired
lounge singer!

146
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I am not a lounge singer,

147
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I am a chanteuse.

148
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[SCREAMS]

149
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[ALL SCREAMING]

150
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[GRUNTS]

151
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Oh, looks like Mei Mei's dead.

152
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We should bail.

153
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When you're right, you're right.

154
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Hopefully not about Mei Mei.

155
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Jump!

156
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[SCREAMS]

157
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[GROWLING]

158
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That's right, bozos.
Come closer, so I can
pot a plant in your heads.

159
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What's the call, boss?

160
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Well, let's see.

161
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Injured citizens need healing,

162
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Terra Cotta Warriors
need pounding.

163
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Where are we going
to find someone
who could do both?

164
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I think I know someone.

165
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[EFFORT GRUNTS]

166
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[ALL GASP]

167
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[EXCLAIMS]

168
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[ALL GASP]

169
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Let me out!

170
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Shi Long!

171
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SHI LONG:
Will you shut up?

172
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Now you stay
right there, Princess.

173
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I'd hate for you
to miss the show.

174
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Forget about her, what about us?

175
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A powerful villainess like you

176
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is gonna need minions
like me and my gang.

177
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Don't just stand there,
you dum-dums,

178
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show her what we can do.

179
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That's our cue.

180
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This would look better
with the right lighting,
huh?

181
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And our high heels.

182
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I'm so alone.

183
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Wait, I know you.

184
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If that's a come-on, sister,
forget it.

185
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Love ain't got no place
in my world
unless it means survival.

186
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I can only respond
to that with "Ew!"

187
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Ew!

188
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No. You were with
the Dragon Master
and the Constellations,

189
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weren't you?

190
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How do you know
they weren't with me?

191
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Oh, um, okay, whatever.

192
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You can help me escape.

193
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Oh, did you need to escape?

194
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And here I thought
you were the maid,

195
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come to fluff my pillow

196
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and give me a tasty mint
to suckle!

197
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Keep it down over there!

198
00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:06,197
The Wellspring
is in the jade
as you desired.

199
00:09:06,241 --> 00:09:09,940
Powerful enough
to pull you back
into this world

200
00:09:09,984 --> 00:09:11,899
to rule by my side.

201
00:09:13,204 --> 00:09:16,817
Rise, and claim the body
I have made for you.

202
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[GROWLING]

203
00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:27,783
[SOFT WHOOSHING]

204
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,059
[EXCLAIMS]

205
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[SNARLING]

206
00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,238
[LOUD RUMBLING]
Hmm?

207
00:09:49,197 --> 00:09:50,720
Master Po? [SCREAMS]

208
00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:52,548
Whoa!

209
00:09:53,157 --> 00:09:54,158
What's happening?

210
00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:55,203
[THUDDING]

211
00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:57,858
[GASPS] Oh, no.

212
00:09:57,901 --> 00:09:58,946
[RUMBLING CONTINUES]

213
00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:05,213
[ALL GASP]

214
00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:06,997
[LAUGHING DIABOLICALLY]

215
00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:09,695
Free.

216
00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:15,092
I am free!

217
00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:19,009
Ah, come on. Not fair.

218
00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:35,112
[PANTING]
Son, what do we do?

219
00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:37,288
Master Po,
Fang and the guards
are getting away.

220
00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:39,987
Forget about them!
Dads, get the civilians
to safety. Go!

221
00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:42,511
Sis! Up here!

222
00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:45,906
I am Bai Gu Jing.

223
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,560
The White Bone Demon.

224
00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:52,869
Your rebellion is over.

225
00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:57,091
The only choice now
is how you will leave
this world.

226
00:10:57,134 --> 00:11:00,398
With honor, or on your knees.

227
00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,315
I'll give you a moment
to choose.

228
00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:09,625
At least
she's giving us a choice.
That's thoughtful.

229
00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:11,322
Hmm...

230
00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:13,324
[GRUNTS]

231
00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:15,065
Where ya goin', monkey?

232
00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:17,894
Please, let me go.
I'm no good to you.

233
00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:19,200
Look at her head.

234
00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,116
She has your crown.

235
00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:24,074
Which means,
if she knows I'm here...

236
00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:25,902
She can use you against us.

237
00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:27,687
Bingo. See ya!

238
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:30,515
Hold on there,
barrel of fun.
Where's Shi Long?

239
00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:32,169
We lost her
down in the catacomb.

240
00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:34,868
She took Xiao
and put her in that cage
on the demon.

241
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,347
We need to rescue Xiao.

242
00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:37,871
Shi Long resurrected
this creature.

243
00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,437
Perhaps she could send her back.

244
00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:41,788
Shi Long is just a pawn.

245
00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:43,833
I have experience being a pawn.

246
00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:45,661
Perhaps I can change her mind.

247
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,749
You're coming with me.

248
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,797
BOTH: We need to get
that crown.

249
00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:52,363
Whoa!

250
00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:54,452
We're totally thinking
the same plans now.

251
00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:57,717
Mind meld high-five.
[EXCLAIMS]

252
00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:58,920
You guys are creeping me out.

253
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:02,199
Time's up.
What is your decision?

254
00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:05,202
Well...

255
00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:07,204
We will never surrender!

256
00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:08,640
I'm coming Xiao!

257
00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:10,860
[SCREAMS]

258
00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:13,689
Don't worry,
I'll watch over him.
Kinda my thing lately.

259
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,386
I guess you have
our answer, then.

260
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:17,911
[LAUGHS] Wonderful news.

261
00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:22,437
Water Deer!
Help my brother
and Fan Tong!

262
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:23,720
We'll concentrate on the crown.

263
00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:26,093
Hey!

264
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,011
[ROARS]

265
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:36,973
[GROWLING]

266
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:45,025
[YELLING]

267
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:47,505
[GRUNTING]

268
00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:49,898
[GROANS]

269
00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,250
[LAUGHING]

270
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:07,656
Any ideas
how we're gonna get
a giant crown

271
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:09,658
off the head of an iron demon?

272
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,181
I might have one idea.

273
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:16,360
Where are we going?
Asking for my pelvis.

274
00:13:16,404 --> 00:13:18,362
Since when are we baby sitters?

275
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:19,886
They need our help.

276
00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:22,149
Do you both have
no sense of civic duty?

277
00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:24,325
No empathy for those in need?

278
00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:25,935
I don't understand the question.

279
00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:28,242
Where were they
when cart was dying?

280
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:29,330
[CRASHING]
[BOTH GASP]

281
00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:31,245
[GASPS]

282
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:36,076
[WHIMPERS]
We can't stay
out in the open.

283
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,729
What about the catacombs?

284
00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:39,296
Great idea.

285
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:40,950
Start digging.
I'll wait.

286
00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:42,430
I know
where there's an entrance.

287
00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:46,999
[GRUNTING]

288
00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:50,438
[WHITE BONE DEMON LAUGHING]

289
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:52,483
Everyone,
start making
your way down.

290
00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:54,834
We'll be safe there
until the Dragon Master,

291
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:58,272
my son, finishes defeating
the White Bone Demon.

292
00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:00,143
Who's gonna carry me?
I'm old.

293
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:03,451
Ping, you and I
should stay up on top
until everyone is safe.

294
00:14:03,494 --> 00:14:04,495
Ping?

295
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:07,368
[THUDDING]
Ping!

296
00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:08,935
[GROWLS]

297
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:10,892
[ALL SCREAMING]

298
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:20,946
[EXCLAIMS]

299
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:22,557
[GRUNTING]

300
00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:35,439
Wow, Bao, helping me again?

301
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:37,572
Sure seems like something
a nice guy would do.

302
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,487
Dude, would you cut it
with that?

303
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:41,793
We need to find a way
to take this rusty witch down

304
00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:42,925
before we run outta chi.

305
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:46,973
Wait.

306
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:48,322
Hear that.

307
00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:50,324
When you hit her?
I think she's hollow.

308
00:14:58,071 --> 00:15:00,900
We have to do something
to get ourselves out of here!

309
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,075
[SCREAMS]

310
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,206
She's right.

311
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,947
Wrong!

312
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,731
XIAO: I beg your pardon.

313
00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:09,299
Beg all you want.
It won't help.

314
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:11,606
Our survival
depends on one thing

315
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:13,390
and one thing only.

316
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,784
My superior brain.

317
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:18,091
Everyone, huddle.
Now listen up.

318
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:20,745
Sooner or later,
this she-demon has to sleep.

319
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:24,314
All we have to do
is wait for her
to shut her eyes.

320
00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:26,360
WHITE BONE DEMON:
What if she doesn't sleep?

321
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,492
Oh, ridiculous.
Everyone has to...

322
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:30,799
Whoa! Spank me cross-eyed!

323
00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:31,843
[ROARING]

324
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:46,946
Xiao was right,
the Emperor had a huge head.

325
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:49,731
Perhaps it doesn't fit
because it wasn't
meant for you.

326
00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:53,213
Ah, Xiao's little
warrior friend.

327
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:55,824
And look, you brought a pet.

328
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:57,652
Pet? Ow.

329
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:58,870
Sun Wukong.

330
00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:00,698
Displeasure to meet you.

331
00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:02,135
Sun Wukong?

332
00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:04,441
The trickster who imprisoned
the White Bone Demon?

333
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:07,183
Yes. And you let her out,

334
00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:11,535
after you helped her
steal my Red Jade
and my crown.

335
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:14,756
You realize she's playing you
for a fool, hmm?

336
00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:18,499
Take it from a fool who knows,
you can't control her.

337
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,153
We have an agreement.

338
00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:23,460
Her release in return
for her service to me.

339
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:26,507
[SCOFFS]
Evil serves no one
but itself.

340
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:32,643
I'd ask you to surrender
but I already know the answer.

341
00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:36,821
[GENERAL FANG GROANS]

342
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:39,650
The one with the bad teeth
is mine. [CHUCKLES]

343
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:41,696
[GRUNTS]

344
00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:48,877
Ping? Ping, where are you?

345
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:52,272
Ping?

346
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:55,492
Ping, what are you doing?
We have to get to safety.

347
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,320
Look at them, Li.

348
00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:59,757
Like angels from heaven.

349
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,933
Cart called to me, Li.

350
00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:04,023
He's been reincarnated.

351
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:06,851
I just have to figure out
which one he is.

352
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:09,245
Cart! I'm coming!

353
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:11,726
Ping, no.
We're not safe out here.

354
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,033
[LAUGHING]

355
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,949
[SCREAMS]

356
00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:21,257
All right, you three,
time for some hard truth.

357
00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:24,260
You're going to die
and I can't save you.

358
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:25,827
FAN TONG:
No one's going to die.

359
00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:27,655
Fan Tong?

360
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:31,572
That's me.

361
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:34,401
Sorry it took us so long.
This iron is really strong.

362
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:37,839
Move it, Fan Tong,
I'm tired of staring
at your butt.

363
00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:40,320
Hey there, Empress.
It's, uh, me, Bao.

364
00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:41,756
Yeah, we've met.
You read my book?

365
00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:44,019
Oh, right, hi.

366
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,368
[WHISPERS]
I don't remember.

367
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:48,284
You fools.
You're going to
get us all killed.

368
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:49,851
Or at least them.

369
00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:51,635
No. The Demon's body
is hollow.

370
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:53,289
We can escape through her thigh.

371
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:56,075
That is madness!

372
00:17:58,686 --> 00:17:59,904
I'm in.

373
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:01,080
[FAN TONG GRUNTING]

374
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,345
Shh! Dude,
keep it down,
she'll hear.

375
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:06,737
WHITE BONE DEMON:
Too late.

376
00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:08,522
[GROWLING]

377
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:11,655
[GRUNTS]

378
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:12,700
Fan Tong!

379
00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:16,921
You're kinda cute.

380
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:19,576
Uh, thanks? [GROANS]

381
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:22,666
Wonder what you look like
on the inside when you pop.

382
00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:24,929
[SCREAMING]

383
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:32,633
Don't worry,
I've got you. [GASPS]

384
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:35,853
[GROWLING]

385
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:41,598
Let's get the crown
and end this.

386
00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:42,686
I'm on it.

387
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,299
[GRUNTS]

388
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:47,342
Whoo-hoo!

389
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,216
[GRUNTING CONTINUES]

390
00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:56,135
[GASPS, STAMMERS]

391
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:58,310
[SCREAMS]

392
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:08,234
[SUN WUKONG SCREAMS]
[GROANS]

393
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:12,499
You really could have
done that without me.

394
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:15,066
True. But it wouldn't
have been as fun.

395
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:17,678
Now, Shi Long,
it's your turn. Huh?

396
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:19,158
Where is she?

397
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,201
[SHI LONG PANTING]

398
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,036
Jing, get us closer!

399
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:31,605
Trying but Mei Mei
is making it
a little difficult!

400
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:32,780
[SCREAMS]

401
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:36,262
[GROWLING]

402
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:38,524
[ALL SCREAMING]

403
00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,313
Dude, the chain is breaking.

404
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:46,010
We're never gonna
make it to the thigh.

405
00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:47,795
Maybe not you,

406
00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:49,492
but my bones are hollow.

407
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:51,190
Light as air.

408
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:54,280
Huh?

409
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:55,933
I've put on weight recently.

410
00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:57,108
[ALL SCREAM]

411
00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:58,153
[GROWLING]

412
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:02,113
[BOTH EXCLAIM]

413
00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:09,033
[GROWLS]

414
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:11,949
No!

415
00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:13,603
Abandon ship!

416
00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:20,871
[ALL SCREAMING]

417
00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:26,573
[GROWLS]

418
00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:36,452
Here I come!

419
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:39,368
I couldn't decide which cart
was Cart reincarnated,

420
00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:41,588
so I brought them all.

421
00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:43,329
We can't take
all of the... [GASPS]

422
00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:44,808
Ping, watch out!

423
00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:46,767
[GASPS]

424
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:51,902
[GROANS]

425
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,297
Ping!

426
00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:05,742
[BAO GRUNTING]

427
00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:13,097
I did it! We're alive!

428
00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:14,969
Alive!

429
00:21:17,798 --> 00:21:19,408
Oh, Bao, thank you.

430
00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:20,714
You saved us.

431
00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:22,672
Well, of course, I...

432
00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:24,587
I mean, I was just
looking out for my friend.

433
00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:27,460
Told you you were nice.

434
00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:29,810
Oh, dude,
you got slobber
on my dimple.

435
00:21:29,853 --> 00:21:31,594
Bao! Fan Tong!

436
00:21:32,595 --> 00:21:33,595
[GROANS]

437
00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:37,078
Did we win?

438
00:21:37,121 --> 00:21:39,167
Is it time for my curtain call?

439
00:21:43,476 --> 00:21:45,739
Know what, Mei Mei,
I think we did.

440
00:21:45,782 --> 00:21:46,827
[GROANS]

441
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,264
SHI LONG: No!

442
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:53,181
Get up!
I risked everything
to give you life.

443
00:21:53,224 --> 00:21:55,401
You promised I would be Empress.

444
00:21:55,444 --> 00:21:57,316
You promised me China!

445
00:21:57,359 --> 00:22:00,188
We had a deal.
We had a deal!

446
00:22:01,102 --> 00:22:02,146
[WHIRRING]

447
00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:05,584
Huh?

448
00:22:09,806 --> 00:22:11,634
SHI LONG: We were
to rule together.

449
00:22:11,678 --> 00:22:13,027
That's what you said.

450
00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:14,507
That's what you promised me.

451
00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:18,075
[GASPS]

452
00:22:22,515 --> 00:22:23,603
[HUMMING SOFTLY]

453
00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:25,779
[SHI LONG SCREAMS]

454
00:22:26,736 --> 00:22:27,737
No!

455
00:22:29,609 --> 00:22:31,524
Deal's off.

456
00:22:36,267 --> 00:22:38,269
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]