1 00:00:00,547 --> 00:00:03,091 I'm not sure when she's due. 2 00:00:11,516 --> 00:00:12,645 Oh, my God! 3 00:00:12,670 --> 00:00:15,495 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 4 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:18,183 Yeah, like that. Yeah, just like that. 5 00:00:18,208 --> 00:00:19,637 Oh, my God. 6 00:00:20,247 --> 00:00:24,138 Oh, fuck! Christ, it's so fucking deep in my ass. 7 00:00:26,323 --> 00:00:28,691 So fucking far up that ass. 8 00:00:28,716 --> 00:00:30,526 Mrs. Fletcher! 9 00:00:30,551 --> 00:00:31,928 Shit! Fuck! 10 00:00:31,953 --> 00:00:33,523 Hi! 11 00:00:35,515 --> 00:00:37,475 Oh, my God, baby! 12 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:38,935 Fuck! That's fucking in... 13 00:00:42,306 --> 00:00:45,984 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 14 00:00:48,767 --> 00:00:50,998 Okay. I'm sorry. 15 00:00:51,023 --> 00:00:52,624 I... I... I, you know, you just scared me. 16 00:00:52,648 --> 00:00:54,148 I thought it was something bad. 17 00:00:54,434 --> 00:00:56,529 It's not good, George. 18 00:00:56,554 --> 00:00:57,959 I mean, you have to understand, 19 00:00:57,984 --> 00:01:00,945 the craft ladies were beading bracelets... 20 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:04,553 ... while your father was watching porn at full blast. 21 00:01:04,578 --> 00:01:07,476 So, what's the big deal? Everybody watches porn. 22 00:01:07,798 --> 00:01:09,591 Uh... Not in public. 23 00:01:09,765 --> 00:01:11,982 I think what I'm suggesting to you 24 00:01:12,007 --> 00:01:15,248 is that when older people start to lose their inhibitions, 25 00:01:15,273 --> 00:01:17,881 it could be a sign of a more serious... 26 00:01:17,906 --> 00:01:20,695 - neurological condition. - Hold on. 27 00:01:21,395 --> 00:01:22,679 You a doctor? 28 00:01:23,557 --> 00:01:24,856 Are you even a nurse? 29 00:01:24,881 --> 00:01:28,335 No, I am not... even a nurse. 30 00:01:30,095 --> 00:01:33,256 I know this might be hard for you to hear, 31 00:01:33,281 --> 00:01:35,951 but I think now might be a good time for you 32 00:01:35,976 --> 00:01:37,873 to start looking for other arrangements 33 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:40,349 - for your father's care. - I can't afford... 34 00:01:40,374 --> 00:01:42,397 other arrangements for my father's care. 35 00:01:42,422 --> 00:01:44,649 Okay? Can you just cut him a break? 36 00:01:44,674 --> 00:01:46,718 He's an old man, my mother's dead. 37 00:01:46,743 --> 00:01:48,528 Okay? He can only eat soup. 38 00:01:48,553 --> 00:01:50,138 He has no pleasures in life. 39 00:01:50,163 --> 00:01:52,054 You have any idea what that's like? 40 00:01:52,432 --> 00:01:55,256 Maybe making dreamcatchers 41 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:58,187 isn't enough to get a guy through his whole fucking day. 42 00:02:00,315 --> 00:02:03,626 I'm not trying to take away his pleasure, George, 43 00:02:03,651 --> 00:02:06,821 he just can't watch porn in front of the craft ladies! 44 00:02:06,846 --> 00:02:08,359 I'll make sure to tell him that. 45 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,381 Nice chat. 46 00:02:24,252 --> 00:02:26,968 Okay, so, this is your... 47 00:02:27,525 --> 00:02:30,361 Nighttime clothes will be in this, okay? 48 00:02:30,386 --> 00:02:32,585 Hey, don't do the new iPhone update, 49 00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:35,773 'cause it just totally fucks up older phones. 50 00:02:36,351 --> 00:02:37,968 Okay, good to know. 51 00:02:39,755 --> 00:02:41,054 So... 52 00:02:41,910 --> 00:02:43,370 Uh... 53 00:02:43,601 --> 00:02:47,249 Uh... I say now we gotta tackle your desk. 54 00:02:47,987 --> 00:02:50,515 Which I have been yelled at for touching before. 55 00:02:50,975 --> 00:02:52,960 So, I'm gonna need some guidance here. 56 00:02:54,670 --> 00:02:57,021 - Uh... Earth to Brendan. - Yeah, what? 57 00:02:57,046 --> 00:02:59,207 I don't know what you want me to do with all this crap. 58 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:04,109 - Um... - Okay, so, like this. 59 00:03:04,134 --> 00:03:05,385 Take it or leave it? 60 00:03:05,410 --> 00:03:07,695 - Take. - Take. Okay. 61 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:10,735 Are you sure? 62 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:14,039 Does this thing need to be driven in a car from one place to another? 63 00:03:14,064 --> 00:03:15,459 Right, I guess it might not fit in the van. 64 00:03:15,483 --> 00:03:16,641 I don't wanna micro-manage your stuff. 65 00:03:16,665 --> 00:03:18,812 I know... If you love it, you love it. I just... 66 00:03:18,837 --> 00:03:20,005 feel like... 67 00:03:26,317 --> 00:03:29,170 That was pretty easy. Done. 68 00:03:29,195 --> 00:03:30,195 Wow. 69 00:03:30,596 --> 00:03:31,982 Well, thank you for all your help. 70 00:03:32,007 --> 00:03:33,471 I couldn't have done it without you. 71 00:03:34,167 --> 00:03:36,511 - I'm just tired of this. - Oh, I'm sorry. 72 00:03:36,536 --> 00:03:38,846 Are you tired of lying down? Do you need to go lie down? 73 00:03:38,871 --> 00:03:41,182 Whoa. This is like my last night at home, Mom. 74 00:03:41,207 --> 00:03:43,042 - Do you really wanna do this? - Do you? 75 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:48,253 - I'm sorry. - That's okay. 76 00:03:48,482 --> 00:03:50,108 - Are you hungry? - Mm-hm. 77 00:03:50,133 --> 00:03:51,259 I think I'm hungry. 78 00:03:51,284 --> 00:03:52,536 Mm. 79 00:03:53,094 --> 00:03:55,656 - Oh, I should've cut your hair. - Oh, my God. 80 00:03:57,098 --> 00:03:58,529 All you wanted was pasta. 81 00:03:58,554 --> 00:03:59,750 The only thing that you would put in your mouth 82 00:03:59,774 --> 00:04:01,169 was pasta with red sauce. 83 00:04:01,193 --> 00:04:03,496 Oh, please, find some protein. 84 00:04:04,714 --> 00:04:06,758 - Protein bars, and pasta. - No! 85 00:04:07,439 --> 00:04:08,439 Yeah. 86 00:04:09,394 --> 00:04:10,562 Well... 87 00:04:11,849 --> 00:04:13,517 ... try not to fill up, 88 00:04:13,765 --> 00:04:15,828 'cause maybe somebody... 89 00:04:16,538 --> 00:04:19,351 went out and got you... 90 00:04:19,749 --> 00:04:21,889 ... some celebratory cupcakes! 91 00:04:21,914 --> 00:04:23,892 Uh... I... can't right now though, 92 00:04:23,916 --> 00:04:26,085 'cause I gotta meet Troy and Wade. 93 00:04:26,110 --> 00:04:27,528 That's cool, right? 94 00:04:28,588 --> 00:04:29,939 Uh... 95 00:04:29,964 --> 00:04:31,826 - Yeah, but... - Last night, so I just figured 96 00:04:31,851 --> 00:04:32,985 - I should see them. - No, yeah, yeah, yeah. 97 00:04:33,009 --> 00:04:34,047 You should hang out with your friends. 98 00:04:34,071 --> 00:04:35,322 I actually gotta go. 99 00:04:36,522 --> 00:04:39,233 Um... Thanks for dinner... 100 00:04:39,258 --> 00:04:41,835 - for packing my stuff. - Yeah. 101 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:53,288 Okay. Well, have fun. 102 00:04:59,827 --> 00:05:01,227 Not too late though, Brendan, okay? 103 00:05:01,252 --> 00:05:03,296 - It's a really big day tomorrow. - Yeah. 104 00:05:03,321 --> 00:05:04,823 - Yeah, I know. - Okay. 105 00:05:04,848 --> 00:05:07,017 - Love you. - All right. 106 00:05:22,273 --> 00:05:23,951 Look at you, big motherfucker! 107 00:05:23,976 --> 00:05:26,312 Yo. Hi! Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. 108 00:05:26,337 --> 00:05:28,292 Yes! Hi. 109 00:05:28,317 --> 00:05:29,796 Bro, you are so feelin' it right now. 110 00:05:29,820 --> 00:05:31,294 - You can see it in his eyes. - I'm not! 111 00:05:31,318 --> 00:05:32,569 It's obvious! 112 00:05:32,594 --> 00:05:34,012 - True. - Yeah, it's true. 113 00:05:35,754 --> 00:05:37,173 Oh! 114 00:05:40,794 --> 00:05:42,413 Okay, okay. 115 00:05:51,645 --> 00:05:52,656 Hey. 116 00:05:52,681 --> 00:05:53,960 Hey. 117 00:05:54,708 --> 00:05:57,068 Uh... Just... wanted to check in. 118 00:05:57,093 --> 00:05:59,132 Our little guy's going to college! 119 00:05:59,512 --> 00:06:00,990 - Mm-hm. - How are we holding up? 120 00:06:01,014 --> 00:06:03,976 Um... Well, "we" are working hard. 121 00:06:05,009 --> 00:06:07,781 Well, I just wanna say, I... 122 00:06:08,020 --> 00:06:09,897 you've done such an amazing job with him. 123 00:06:09,922 --> 00:06:11,937 He's a... He's a great kid, 124 00:06:11,962 --> 00:06:14,374 and you deserve all the credit for that. 125 00:06:16,825 --> 00:06:18,422 Oh, thanks, Ted. 126 00:06:18,736 --> 00:06:19,907 That's very nice. 127 00:06:19,932 --> 00:06:21,554 How's the packing going? 128 00:06:21,961 --> 00:06:24,443 You know, I'm trying to shove our kid's life 129 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:26,780 into the back of my car... by myself. 130 00:06:27,157 --> 00:06:28,460 Uh-huh. 131 00:06:28,945 --> 00:06:30,249 That's cool. 132 00:06:32,162 --> 00:06:33,229 What's up, Ted? 133 00:06:33,254 --> 00:06:35,638 Uh... So, yeah, regarding tomorrow. 134 00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:38,149 Jonathan's doctor rescheduled his appointment... 135 00:06:38,319 --> 00:06:42,172 so I won't be able to, uh... 136 00:06:42,513 --> 00:06:45,182 make it over there to help load the van, unfortunately. 137 00:06:46,887 --> 00:06:48,452 Are you kidding me? 138 00:06:48,477 --> 00:06:50,205 You're not even gonna come over to say goodbye? 139 00:06:50,229 --> 00:06:52,081 It just... It's out of my hands. 140 00:06:52,106 --> 00:06:54,128 This guy is the autism diet guy. 141 00:06:54,153 --> 00:06:56,572 It's a... a thousand-year wait just for a consult. 142 00:06:58,237 --> 00:06:59,322 Does Brendan know? 143 00:06:59,347 --> 00:07:00,974 I'll text him later. 144 00:07:00,999 --> 00:07:02,508 Are y... 145 00:07:02,533 --> 00:07:04,869 - Are you sure you're not mad? - Bye, Ted. 146 00:07:11,435 --> 00:07:13,094 Fuckin' fuck! 147 00:07:16,140 --> 00:07:18,547 - Get in here. - Thank you. 148 00:07:19,505 --> 00:07:20,727 God. 149 00:07:21,093 --> 00:07:23,512 I am so used to being rejected by him, 150 00:07:23,537 --> 00:07:26,248 but it's like, come on, tonight? 151 00:07:27,081 --> 00:07:29,577 This... It's our last night. 152 00:07:29,602 --> 00:07:31,020 Kids are so cruel. 153 00:07:31,045 --> 00:07:33,085 On Greta's last night she slept at a friend's house. 154 00:07:33,805 --> 00:07:35,499 And I just went in my closet 155 00:07:35,524 --> 00:07:37,627 and I saw that she took my favorite jacket. 156 00:07:37,652 --> 00:07:39,153 - The one with the... - Yes! 157 00:07:39,178 --> 00:07:41,088 - What a little... - Bitch! 158 00:07:41,113 --> 00:07:42,198 Yes! 159 00:07:46,251 --> 00:07:48,429 - Do you have any snacks? - No. 160 00:07:48,454 --> 00:07:50,915 After we dropped her, I just got rid of everything good. 161 00:07:50,940 --> 00:07:52,442 Oh, that's smart. 162 00:07:52,583 --> 00:07:54,168 I'm gonna do that. 163 00:07:54,838 --> 00:07:56,079 You know what? 164 00:07:56,415 --> 00:07:58,118 I have to say, 165 00:07:58,143 --> 00:07:59,999 I'm looking forward to this. 166 00:08:00,024 --> 00:08:01,692 Like, we're free from our kids. 167 00:08:01,717 --> 00:08:03,719 We finally get to do what we wanna do. 168 00:08:04,775 --> 00:08:06,821 I can't do exactly what I want. 169 00:08:07,556 --> 00:08:09,350 But I did sign up for a class. 170 00:08:09,375 --> 00:08:11,285 Oh, God, are you making pottery? 171 00:08:11,310 --> 00:08:12,770 It's called "The Personal Essay" 172 00:08:12,795 --> 00:08:15,548 - at Eastern Community. - Oh, boy. 173 00:08:15,705 --> 00:08:17,790 Okay, why are you reacting like I told you 174 00:08:17,815 --> 00:08:19,008 that I just found a lump? 175 00:08:19,033 --> 00:08:20,636 Because I'm not understanding why the second 176 00:08:20,660 --> 00:08:23,204 Brendan's out of the house you wanna do homework. 177 00:08:23,531 --> 00:08:25,074 Thought it sounded exciting to me. 178 00:08:25,099 --> 00:08:27,954 I was... I opened the catalog and I... I don't know... 179 00:08:28,352 --> 00:08:30,062 It... It grabbed me. 180 00:08:30,087 --> 00:08:31,446 Okay. 181 00:08:31,471 --> 00:08:33,808 I was gonna do this tomorrow, but I feel like, whatever, 182 00:08:33,833 --> 00:08:35,829 it's happening now. Now is the time. 183 00:08:38,946 --> 00:08:40,697 Very little something. 184 00:08:40,722 --> 00:08:42,034 Jane... 185 00:08:43,595 --> 00:08:46,024 Oh, this is lovely. 186 00:08:46,049 --> 00:08:48,710 Yeah, I know. That was 41 dollars. 187 00:08:48,735 --> 00:08:51,600 - Oh! Very generous price point! - Well, I love you. 188 00:08:51,625 --> 00:08:52,793 Aw! 189 00:08:53,495 --> 00:08:55,288 Oh. "Breathe." 190 00:08:55,313 --> 00:08:56,689 All right. Okay. 191 00:08:56,714 --> 00:08:58,766 But I think maybe you should listen to the candle. 192 00:08:58,791 --> 00:09:00,438 Mm. I breathe. 193 00:09:00,463 --> 00:09:02,503 I know, but go home, 194 00:09:02,528 --> 00:09:04,488 take a long bath, turn your brain off, 195 00:09:04,513 --> 00:09:07,040 and just think about opening up to new things. 196 00:09:09,035 --> 00:09:11,262 - Okay, like... like what? - Like fun. 197 00:09:11,287 --> 00:09:12,860 Like a handsome contractor. 198 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:14,223 Mm-hm. Do you know one? 199 00:09:14,248 --> 00:09:16,334 - No. - Mm-hm. I didn't think so. 200 00:09:17,636 --> 00:09:19,096 Come here. 201 00:09:19,281 --> 00:09:21,493 Come here. Come here. 202 00:09:21,750 --> 00:09:23,460 Look... 203 00:09:23,899 --> 00:09:26,068 I just want you to meet some new people. 204 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:29,430 You are a skinny MILF goddess. 205 00:09:29,455 --> 00:09:31,082 Oh, God, I hate that expression. 206 00:09:31,107 --> 00:09:32,700 I know, but it's true. 207 00:09:32,725 --> 00:09:35,624 - Lean in. - Oh, I hate that one more. 208 00:09:37,881 --> 00:09:39,375 We're gonna be okay. 209 00:09:41,119 --> 00:09:43,040 Gonna be okay. 210 00:09:45,821 --> 00:09:47,381 ♪ Now I gotta up price on y'all ♪ 211 00:09:47,406 --> 00:09:48,824 ♪ Snake eyes on dice for y'all ♪ 212 00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:50,169 ♪ Shoulders on ice for y'all... ♪ 213 00:09:50,498 --> 00:09:51,498 Hey. 214 00:09:52,179 --> 00:09:53,347 Guess who? 215 00:09:53,372 --> 00:09:55,719 Wh... I... thought you left for college? 216 00:09:55,744 --> 00:09:56,870 No, n... 217 00:09:56,895 --> 00:09:59,143 Leaving tomorrow. Yeah. 218 00:09:59,168 --> 00:10:01,962 - Well have a great time. - Wait. Yo, Becca? 219 00:10:01,987 --> 00:10:03,488 What's wrong? 220 00:10:03,513 --> 00:10:06,182 You don't... You don't like me anymore or something? 221 00:10:06,207 --> 00:10:09,084 Yeah, I love guys who fuck me for a whole semester 222 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,944 and then pretend I don't exist. 223 00:10:11,263 --> 00:10:13,032 I honestly thought that, 224 00:10:13,057 --> 00:10:15,524 like, if we hooked up over the summer... 225 00:10:16,088 --> 00:10:18,966 that I would miss you too much when I had to leave for school. 226 00:10:19,105 --> 00:10:20,398 Right? 227 00:10:20,423 --> 00:10:22,360 Oh, well great. Now you don't have to miss me at all. 228 00:10:22,384 --> 00:10:23,751 Hey, you look... 229 00:10:23,776 --> 00:10:26,278 really pretty. Becca, you look good. 230 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,604 You look great. 231 00:10:28,906 --> 00:10:30,424 Do you really think it's that easy? 232 00:10:30,449 --> 00:10:32,201 You tell me I'm hot and then I forgive you 233 00:10:32,226 --> 00:10:33,770 for treating me like shit? 234 00:10:33,795 --> 00:10:35,130 I dunno. 235 00:10:35,329 --> 00:10:36,383 Maybe? 236 00:10:36,408 --> 00:10:38,719 - Goodbye, Brendan. - Oh, shit! 237 00:10:39,468 --> 00:10:40,684 - Hello. - Fuck off. 238 00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:42,508 Yeah, fuck off. All right. 239 00:10:44,455 --> 00:10:46,930 ♪ Bet my pictures on the Gram they help you masturbate ♪ 240 00:10:46,955 --> 00:10:48,350 ♪ I've got shooters on my team... ♪ 241 00:10:48,374 --> 00:10:50,211 - Brendan? - Brendan, yo. 242 00:10:50,236 --> 00:10:52,530 - Open your mouth. - Fat chance! 243 00:10:52,555 --> 00:10:54,557 I'm Aaron fucking Rogers, bitch! You know it! 244 00:10:54,582 --> 00:10:56,084 - Hold up bro. - Oh, shit! 245 00:10:56,109 --> 00:10:57,827 - What the fuck? - Spitzer! 246 00:10:57,852 --> 00:10:59,520 Hold up, hold up. Fuck! 247 00:10:59,545 --> 00:11:00,922 Oh, shit. My bad. 248 00:11:00,947 --> 00:11:02,423 That one was an accident, actually. Hold on. 249 00:11:02,447 --> 00:11:06,251 Oh, no, I'm being attacked by a cool guy with... candy. 250 00:11:06,802 --> 00:11:08,212 I got it. Oh, shit. 251 00:11:08,237 --> 00:11:10,297 Couldn't you just bully me online? 252 00:11:10,322 --> 00:11:12,694 It's like... what people do now. 253 00:11:13,076 --> 00:11:14,961 Way more fun in person. 254 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:16,804 - Mm. - Right? 255 00:11:16,829 --> 00:11:18,126 You know you're gonna get to college 256 00:11:18,150 --> 00:11:20,891 and everybody's going to see exactly what you are, right? 257 00:11:23,027 --> 00:11:25,499 That is deep stuff, Julian. Deep. 258 00:11:25,524 --> 00:11:27,007 - Yeah. Yup. - Don't... Don't... 259 00:11:27,031 --> 00:11:28,968 Don't... Don't... Wait... Wait... Julian, Julian, Julian, Julian. 260 00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,336 I'm... I'm... I'm... 261 00:11:31,111 --> 00:11:32,985 ... sorry, okay? 262 00:11:33,679 --> 00:11:35,931 Shit, homie, I... I don't know what to say. Like... 263 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:38,282 I feel like, uh, I was a dick to you, 264 00:11:38,307 --> 00:11:39,750 like, all through high school. 265 00:11:39,919 --> 00:11:41,517 Yeah? 266 00:11:41,542 --> 00:11:42,877 Yeah. 267 00:11:43,110 --> 00:11:46,321 Mm. Uh... I didn't mean anything by it. I'm sorry, okay? 268 00:11:48,569 --> 00:11:50,362 Then why were you like that? 269 00:11:51,864 --> 00:11:55,571 - Ah... Is that your phone? - Yeah... 270 00:11:55,596 --> 00:11:57,428 Why don't we just end on a good note, 271 00:11:57,453 --> 00:11:59,883 take a picture? Take a selfie, yes? 272 00:11:59,908 --> 00:12:01,576 Here. Let's just take a picture. 273 00:12:01,601 --> 00:12:03,517 - No. Stop. - Yes. It's fine. Just go. 274 00:12:04,901 --> 00:12:06,462 High school forever! 275 00:12:06,487 --> 00:12:08,105 - Nothing? Okay? - Can I have my phone? 276 00:12:08,130 --> 00:12:09,130 Yes. 277 00:12:09,281 --> 00:12:11,442 Fucking asshole! Fuck. 278 00:12:11,467 --> 00:12:12,945 You need some rice. You need some rice. 279 00:12:12,969 --> 00:12:14,153 That is savage! 280 00:12:14,178 --> 00:12:15,178 That sucks. 281 00:12:23,978 --> 00:12:26,579 _ 282 00:12:29,104 --> 00:12:30,977 _ 283 00:12:32,947 --> 00:12:34,446 _ 284 00:12:34,783 --> 00:12:36,961 _ 285 00:12:45,696 --> 00:12:47,032 All right, you doinks. 286 00:12:48,291 --> 00:12:49,500 See you, bro. 287 00:12:49,525 --> 00:12:50,734 - Be good. - Peace, bitch! 288 00:12:50,759 --> 00:12:52,001 Don't forget us. 289 00:12:55,110 --> 00:12:57,571 ♪ Same squad, same squad, same squad ♪ 290 00:13:09,642 --> 00:13:12,718 _ 291 00:13:17,658 --> 00:13:19,571 _ 292 00:13:24,881 --> 00:13:27,657 _ 293 00:13:57,338 --> 00:13:58,704 Brendan? 294 00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:02,157 God damn it. 295 00:14:02,182 --> 00:14:03,641 Brendan. 296 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,114 It... 297 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:32,447 Oh, sh... 298 00:14:43,786 --> 00:14:44,912 Fine. 299 00:14:48,023 --> 00:14:49,125 Oh, my God! 300 00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:50,618 Oh, sc... Sorry, you scared me. 301 00:14:50,643 --> 00:14:53,437 - Morning, Mrs. Fletcher. - Oh, please don't call me that. 302 00:14:54,575 --> 00:14:56,788 Shouldn't you be wearing a helmet? 303 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,609 Helmets are gross, Mrs. Fletcher. 304 00:14:58,634 --> 00:15:00,000 You know what else is gross? 305 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,586 A traumatic brain injury. 306 00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:05,616 - Is he home? - Oh, honey. I'm so sorry. 307 00:15:05,641 --> 00:15:07,521 - We're just about to... - I only need a minute. 308 00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:12,164 Okay. Wh... 309 00:15:12,189 --> 00:15:13,672 I'm gonna go get gas, 310 00:15:13,697 --> 00:15:16,860 and y... you tell him that he needs to be out here and ready 311 00:15:16,885 --> 00:15:18,461 by the time I get back. 312 00:15:30,937 --> 00:15:32,063 Hey. 313 00:15:32,805 --> 00:15:33,973 Hi. 314 00:15:33,998 --> 00:15:35,499 Good morning. 315 00:15:35,524 --> 00:15:37,055 Good morning. 316 00:15:57,351 --> 00:15:59,790 I, uh... got your picture. 317 00:16:00,229 --> 00:16:01,563 Yeah? 318 00:16:01,964 --> 00:16:03,132 Yeah. 319 00:16:03,657 --> 00:16:05,602 Sorry I was mean last night. 320 00:16:07,110 --> 00:16:08,672 That's okay. 321 00:16:09,644 --> 00:16:11,477 Can I make it up to you? 322 00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:15,125 Yeah. 323 00:16:15,689 --> 00:16:17,066 Oh, shit. 324 00:16:21,659 --> 00:16:23,077 I've missed you. 325 00:16:23,102 --> 00:16:25,266 I... Same. 326 00:16:25,577 --> 00:16:26,883 Oh, fuck! 327 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:40,749 Hey, Brendan. 328 00:16:40,774 --> 00:16:43,597 Now's time to come downstairs. Party's over. 329 00:16:46,492 --> 00:16:48,446 Brendan, this is unacceptable! 330 00:16:52,207 --> 00:16:53,458 Okay. 331 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,735 Oh, fuck yeah! 332 00:17:01,508 --> 00:17:03,368 Suck that cock, bitch. 333 00:17:04,728 --> 00:17:06,516 Dirty fucking slut. 334 00:17:14,290 --> 00:17:15,791 Bye, Mrs. Fletcher! 335 00:17:18,314 --> 00:17:20,000 Enjoy the empty nest. 336 00:17:47,818 --> 00:17:49,905 Hey, remember we... we used to... 337 00:17:49,930 --> 00:17:53,183 We used to drive this way every Saturday morning... 338 00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:55,077 on the way to hockey practice. 339 00:17:55,102 --> 00:17:56,413 - Do you remember? - Mm. 340 00:17:56,437 --> 00:17:58,022 Remember how freezing it was? 341 00:17:58,047 --> 00:18:00,332 It would always still be dark when we got there. 342 00:18:00,357 --> 00:18:02,651 - Oh, you hated that. - Oh. 343 00:18:02,676 --> 00:18:04,289 Remember you were so happy when I quit. 344 00:18:04,314 --> 00:18:06,399 Oh, God, I was thrilled. 345 00:18:06,424 --> 00:18:08,946 - So... - Can I turn some music on? 346 00:18:08,971 --> 00:18:10,181 Uh... Sure. 347 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:14,444 So... 348 00:18:14,555 --> 00:18:18,225 Anyway, you never complained. 349 00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:20,461 You were such a tough little guy. 350 00:18:21,612 --> 00:18:23,021 Now you're a big guy. 351 00:18:24,408 --> 00:18:25,408 Sorry. 352 00:18:27,759 --> 00:18:30,679 I... I guess what... What I'm trying to say is, 353 00:18:30,704 --> 00:18:31,872 I... I think... 354 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,715 there are things that you... 355 00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:38,203 might say to a girl that could scare her. 356 00:18:38,228 --> 00:18:40,696 With... Without you even realizing it. 357 00:18:42,836 --> 00:18:45,500 I mean, look, I know you're not a virgin, right? 358 00:18:45,986 --> 00:18:48,696 You know? And I know there's porn and movies and... 359 00:18:49,239 --> 00:18:51,783 you know, all these songs about hoes and bitches, 360 00:18:51,808 --> 00:18:54,297 and, you know, that's... You know, that's what it is. 361 00:18:55,037 --> 00:18:57,491 So, I... I guess that... What I'm trying to say is, 362 00:18:57,516 --> 00:19:00,196 that I think one of the most important things 363 00:19:00,221 --> 00:19:02,914 for you to always remember... 364 00:19:04,593 --> 00:19:06,565 e... especially now, 365 00:19:06,590 --> 00:19:08,711 y... you know, in this... 366 00:19:08,736 --> 00:19:11,280 day and age... I mean, in life... 367 00:19:12,183 --> 00:19:14,769 really, is that y... is that... 368 00:19:16,308 --> 00:19:18,711 y... you have to be nice to women. 369 00:19:21,697 --> 00:19:23,457 Did you... Do you understand what I'm saying? 370 00:19:25,913 --> 00:19:27,373 Yeah. 371 00:19:27,574 --> 00:19:28,992 Okay. 372 00:19:30,196 --> 00:19:31,956 - Okay? - Okay. 373 00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:36,470 ♪ Got me chillin', quit your bitchin' ♪ 374 00:19:36,495 --> 00:19:39,071 ♪ On my dick, go ba-ha-listic ♪ 375 00:19:42,794 --> 00:19:45,797 Okay, Mom. We'll show this fine young man to his room now. 376 00:19:45,822 --> 00:19:48,982 - Okay. Let's do this. - Not you, Mom. 377 00:19:49,007 --> 00:19:51,196 You need to move your vehicle to the visitor's lot. 378 00:19:52,761 --> 00:19:54,446 But I need to help him unpack. 379 00:19:54,471 --> 00:19:56,990 First you need to move the vehicle, Mom. 380 00:19:57,015 --> 00:19:58,517 - Yeah. - People are waiting. 381 00:19:59,359 --> 00:20:00,359 Uh... 382 00:20:02,229 --> 00:20:04,498 I'm a single parent. He's my only child. 383 00:20:04,523 --> 00:20:07,442 This is a really big deal for us. 384 00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:08,760 Mom. 385 00:20:08,785 --> 00:20:10,963 Just... It's... It's cool. It's fine. 386 00:20:10,988 --> 00:20:12,406 Just go move the car. 387 00:20:12,431 --> 00:20:13,807 - Don't worry, Mom. - Right? 388 00:20:13,832 --> 00:20:15,176 We'll take good care of your baby. 389 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:18,024 - Yeah. - All right. I'll be back. 390 00:20:31,425 --> 00:20:32,870 Wait, one second. One second! 391 00:20:47,518 --> 00:20:48,914 Yeah. Okay. 392 00:20:49,609 --> 00:20:51,024 Jerk. 393 00:20:51,570 --> 00:20:53,655 So, it's at 25 pounds right now, right? 394 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:56,849 Turn the dial. Boom. Boom! Now it's at 40. 395 00:20:58,344 --> 00:20:59,720 - Whoa. - Yeah. 396 00:20:59,745 --> 00:21:01,204 Too bad these max out at fifty. 397 00:21:01,229 --> 00:21:03,181 Oh, shit. You trying to lift more than that? 398 00:21:03,206 --> 00:21:06,643 Uh... Actually, I lift 50 pounds every time I take a piss. 399 00:21:06,668 --> 00:21:08,151 Ah, you should get that checked out, dude. 400 00:21:08,175 --> 00:21:09,260 I should. 401 00:21:10,272 --> 00:21:11,299 Oh, sorry. 402 00:21:11,324 --> 00:21:13,817 Did I walk into a dorm room or a gym-nahsium? 403 00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:16,511 Hey, Mrs. Fletcher. I'm Zack. 404 00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:19,580 - It's nice to meet you. - Oh, hi, nice to meet you, Zack. 405 00:21:19,605 --> 00:21:20,877 Hi. You can call me Eve, 406 00:21:20,902 --> 00:21:22,571 - if you want to. - All right. Eve. 407 00:21:23,898 --> 00:21:26,526 Okay, well just... Let's get you unpacked. 408 00:21:29,483 --> 00:21:31,043 I sent like four, 409 00:21:31,068 --> 00:21:32,588 'cause I wanted her to get the message. 410 00:21:32,612 --> 00:21:33,963 Pretty cozy, huh? 411 00:21:36,230 --> 00:21:38,588 Uh... Yeah. Looks good in here. Love it. 412 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:41,322 Brendan. Brendan? 413 00:21:41,904 --> 00:21:42,904 Oh. 414 00:21:43,924 --> 00:21:45,150 I brought it. 415 00:21:45,542 --> 00:21:47,299 Ah, you didn't have to. 416 00:21:49,577 --> 00:21:50,627 Oh. 417 00:21:51,035 --> 00:21:52,078 Well... 418 00:21:53,306 --> 00:21:54,877 Here it is, so... 419 00:21:57,812 --> 00:21:59,981 Oh, one last thing I, uh... 420 00:22:04,184 --> 00:22:06,311 Uh... The woman at the store said that you... 421 00:22:06,336 --> 00:22:08,163 barely have to water it. 422 00:22:08,188 --> 00:22:10,273 - Oh. - Cool. 423 00:22:10,298 --> 00:22:13,551 Uh... Is there anything else I can do for you guys? 424 00:22:15,403 --> 00:22:17,267 - Uh... - No, I think that's good. 425 00:22:17,707 --> 00:22:18,875 Yeah. 426 00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:22,427 Can't take you guys out to lunch or... anything? 427 00:22:22,452 --> 00:22:23,870 Uh... Yeah. Were you... 428 00:22:23,895 --> 00:22:26,041 I'm... I'll walk you to the elevator. 429 00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:28,798 Okay. 430 00:22:38,162 --> 00:22:40,799 It's a nice plant, Mrs. Fletcher. 431 00:22:41,121 --> 00:22:43,206 Oh, thanks. Thanks, Zack. 432 00:22:43,231 --> 00:22:45,361 - Nice meeting you. - Yeah, you too. 433 00:23:01,185 --> 00:23:02,592 - Aw! - Okay. 434 00:23:02,617 --> 00:23:03,814 Okay. 435 00:23:04,286 --> 00:23:05,620 I love you so much. 436 00:23:05,645 --> 00:23:07,181 Ah, uh... I love you too. 437 00:23:07,205 --> 00:23:08,725 - Okay. - Okay. 438 00:23:10,358 --> 00:23:11,419 All right. 439 00:23:11,444 --> 00:23:13,369 - Okay. - Bye. 440 00:23:15,881 --> 00:23:18,011 So, promise to text me once a day. 441 00:23:18,036 --> 00:23:19,120 Okay. 442 00:23:29,352 --> 00:23:30,853 You okay, Mom? 443 00:23:31,747 --> 00:23:34,208 I'm not your mom, you smug fucker! 444 00:24:36,877 --> 00:24:38,188 Here you go. 445 00:24:38,213 --> 00:24:40,142 - Have a good night. - Thank you. 446 00:26:02,062 --> 00:26:04,213 _ 447 00:26:55,471 --> 00:26:57,619 Oh, my God, yes! 448 00:26:57,956 --> 00:26:59,746 Yes. Yes! 449 00:27:06,979 --> 00:27:08,213 You ready? 450 00:27:08,238 --> 00:27:09,465 - I'm fucking ready. - You ready? 451 00:27:09,489 --> 00:27:10,634 - Yeah. - I think I'm this way. 452 00:27:10,658 --> 00:27:11,659 All right. 453 00:27:11,684 --> 00:27:13,209 - I'll see you, dude. - Peace. 454 00:27:30,493 --> 00:27:32,278 Uh... Is this Personal Essay? 455 00:27:32,303 --> 00:27:34,280 My phone's all messed up; I can't see the number. 456 00:27:34,305 --> 00:27:37,183 Oh, yeah. I guess this means we're classmates. I'm Eve. 457 00:27:37,208 --> 00:27:38,939 - I'm Julian. - Hi. 458 00:27:51,127 --> 00:27:52,295 Hey. 459 00:28:33,584 --> 00:28:35,584 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com