1 00:00:05,305 --> 00:00:06,639 You're watching "The Gay Minute" 2 00:00:06,723 --> 00:00:09,434 on HuffPo Live, now with an all-gay crew. 3 00:00:09,517 --> 00:00:10,602 Concern. 4 00:00:10,685 --> 00:00:12,145 This week in gay news, 5 00:00:12,228 --> 00:00:14,814 the indie drama "Night Nurse," now starring Edie Falco, 6 00:00:14,898 --> 00:00:16,316 Beanie Feldstein, and Cary Dubek, 7 00:00:16,399 --> 00:00:19,027 is finally set to premiere three years later 8 00:00:19,110 --> 00:00:21,654 after the most COVID delays of any movie. 9 00:00:21,738 --> 00:00:23,823 Also in gay news, Laura Dern... 10 00:00:23,907 --> 00:00:26,910 Oh, sorry, one sec. 11 00:00:26,993 --> 00:00:28,536 - Hey! - Hey, uh, can I borrow 12 00:00:28,620 --> 00:00:30,038 a shirt for the premiere tonight? 13 00:00:30,121 --> 00:00:31,664 All my clothes are still wrinkled, 14 00:00:31,748 --> 00:00:34,876 and this guy just used the one I had out to, uh... 15 00:00:34,959 --> 00:00:38,129 - clean up. - What's on it, C, P, or B? 16 00:00:38,213 --> 00:00:41,341 I think C and, um, P. 17 00:00:41,424 --> 00:00:42,424 Oh, fun, 18 00:00:42,425 --> 00:00:43,593 but no, sorry, 19 00:00:43,676 --> 00:00:44,886 I'm coming straight from work. 20 00:00:44,969 --> 00:00:46,095 Oh, right. 21 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:47,180 - How's it been going? - Great. 22 00:00:47,263 --> 00:00:48,556 We just hit a thousand eps. 23 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:49,933 Ah! 24 00:00:50,016 --> 00:00:51,518 I'm so happy for you. 25 00:00:51,601 --> 00:00:52,852 You're really killing it. 26 00:00:52,936 --> 00:00:54,187 Aw, thanks, pal. 27 00:00:54,270 --> 00:00:55,897 Oh, and you should just wear your suit 28 00:00:55,980 --> 00:00:57,357 with no shirt tonight. You're an actor in the movie. 29 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:59,400 - You gotta bring it. - Ah, maybe. 30 00:00:59,484 --> 00:01:01,569 I'm already doing little chain and... 31 00:01:01,653 --> 00:01:03,071 Oh, hey, I gotta go. 32 00:01:03,154 --> 00:01:04,697 - Okay. - Bye. 33 00:01:04,781 --> 00:01:07,450 Hey, would you be mad if I went somewhere anti-gay 34 00:01:07,534 --> 00:01:08,534 for my honeymoon? 35 00:01:08,535 --> 00:01:10,662 Uh, hello, sweet sister. 36 00:01:10,745 --> 00:01:12,914 All of the good places are anti-gay. 37 00:01:12,997 --> 00:01:16,209 Well, what does your fiancé think? 38 00:01:16,292 --> 00:01:18,127 No, Car, I would never do that to you. 39 00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:20,129 Lance, I honestly do not care. 40 00:01:20,213 --> 00:01:23,383 My dream in life is to be able to afford a trip somewhere anti-gay. 41 00:01:23,466 --> 00:01:25,552 Wait, hold on. What are you wearing tonight? 42 00:01:25,635 --> 00:01:29,389 I don't know, maybe something crazy. 43 00:01:29,472 --> 00:01:31,975 You should, absolutely, and then I'll go more subdued, 44 00:01:32,058 --> 00:01:33,893 'cause I don't wanna draw any attention from you. 45 00:01:33,977 --> 00:01:35,228 This is your night! 46 00:01:38,147 --> 00:01:39,232 Okay, this is insane. 47 00:01:39,315 --> 00:01:41,484 Yeah, this is nice and subtle. 48 00:01:46,656 --> 00:01:48,366 Excuse me, excuse me. I'm with Sony. 49 00:01:48,449 --> 00:01:49,868 Excuse me, Sony coming through. 50 00:01:49,951 --> 00:01:52,120 Thank you. So how are we feeling? 51 00:01:52,203 --> 00:01:53,454 Good. Nervous, you know? 52 00:01:53,538 --> 00:01:54,914 I just really want tonight to go well. 53 00:01:54,998 --> 00:01:56,624 - It's been so long. - It'll be perfect. 54 00:01:56,708 --> 00:01:58,626 Just make sure to say how fun the movie was to shoot, 55 00:01:58,710 --> 00:02:00,086 and if anyone asks, 56 00:02:00,169 --> 00:02:02,255 the entire art department all died of cancer. 57 00:02:02,338 --> 00:02:04,007 - Right, of course, yeah. - Chase, hey! 58 00:02:04,090 --> 00:02:05,842 You've been killing it these last couple years. 59 00:02:05,925 --> 00:02:07,427 - Thanks. - You and your nail polish, 60 00:02:07,510 --> 00:02:08,510 your cell phone company, 61 00:02:08,511 --> 00:02:10,221 your natural gas pipeline... 62 00:02:10,305 --> 00:02:13,016 And most importantly, I released my sophomore album. 63 00:02:13,099 --> 00:02:14,392 Wait, you did? 64 00:02:14,475 --> 00:02:16,436 Yeah, he's a singer. He wanted to sing, 65 00:02:16,519 --> 00:02:18,062 we heard him, and we let him. 66 00:02:18,146 --> 00:02:20,189 Oh, when did it come out? 67 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:22,775 Uh, January 6, 2021. 68 00:02:22,859 --> 00:02:25,778 Yeah, it went live on Spotify right as the Capitol was being breached. 69 00:02:25,862 --> 00:02:30,241 Tough break. Now, I gotta ask the question on everyone's mind: 70 00:02:30,325 --> 00:02:33,036 how old are you these days? 71 00:02:33,119 --> 00:02:34,162 I'm 18. 72 00:02:34,245 --> 00:02:35,580 Oh, my God, fuck me. 73 00:02:35,663 --> 00:02:38,249 No! Almost 18. It's in a few days. 74 00:02:38,333 --> 00:02:41,419 Oh. Well, good to see you, cutie. 75 00:02:41,502 --> 00:02:42,962 - Thanks. - And now, I have 76 00:02:43,046 --> 00:02:46,132 one of the real stars of the night, Cary Dubek. 77 00:02:46,215 --> 00:02:48,801 Thanks, yeah, I had so much fun 78 00:02:48,885 --> 00:02:50,136 shooting this movie, and you know, 79 00:02:50,219 --> 00:02:51,971 it was my first-ever acting role. 80 00:02:52,055 --> 00:02:55,475 And was it exactly everything you thought it would be? 81 00:02:56,601 --> 00:02:57,644 Okay, cameras rolling. 82 00:02:57,727 --> 00:02:59,103 Whenever you're ready, Cary. 83 00:03:00,855 --> 00:03:03,399 Cut! Everyone, outside, now! 84 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:05,777 There has been a positive! Out! 85 00:03:05,860 --> 00:03:11,658 Yeah, yeah, it was, uh, very fun and, uh, chill. 86 00:03:11,741 --> 00:03:13,618 And it's just so nice 87 00:03:13,701 --> 00:03:17,413 that this movie celebrates the real heroes: nurses. 88 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:20,208 Yeah, but haven't they also been celebrated enough? 89 00:03:20,291 --> 00:03:23,294 I mean, we banged pots for, like, two weeks. 90 00:03:23,378 --> 00:03:25,338 We did that for a year... 91 00:03:25,421 --> 00:03:27,215 I just think they get it, you know? 92 00:03:27,298 --> 00:03:30,677 Like, it's 2023. Enough with the nurses. 93 00:03:32,595 --> 00:03:34,806 So, uh, what does your fiancé do? 94 00:03:34,889 --> 00:03:36,599 Oh, he's a fashion designer, right? 95 00:03:36,683 --> 00:03:38,101 No, uh, he was, 96 00:03:38,184 --> 00:03:40,561 but he left the industry during the whole pandemic, 97 00:03:40,645 --> 00:03:42,814 - so... - And what does he do now? 98 00:03:42,897 --> 00:03:45,650 Hey! This is so legit. 99 00:03:45,733 --> 00:03:47,193 Oh, my God. 100 00:03:47,276 --> 00:03:48,861 Sorry, again, I didn't wear a tux, babe. 101 00:03:48,945 --> 00:03:50,446 You know I gotta go straight to my shift. 102 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:52,365 - Oh, no, of course. - It's fine. 103 00:03:52,448 --> 00:03:54,575 I just wanna say thank you so much 104 00:03:54,659 --> 00:03:56,786 for your service. You were on the front lines, 105 00:03:56,869 --> 00:04:00,206 keeping this country running, risking your life? 106 00:04:00,289 --> 00:04:02,709 And I think one of the most fun parts was 107 00:04:02,792 --> 00:04:04,669 just hanging out with the cast... 108 00:04:04,752 --> 00:04:07,213 you know, Edie Falco and Beanie... 109 00:04:07,296 --> 00:04:08,715 We live for Beans. 110 00:04:08,798 --> 00:04:11,050 I bet y'all were always yucking it up at lunch. 111 00:04:13,553 --> 00:04:14,846 Hey, Beanie, 112 00:04:14,929 --> 00:04:16,264 mind if I sit with... 113 00:04:16,347 --> 00:04:17,640 Too close! Back away! 114 00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:19,058 - It is not safe! - Okay. 115 00:04:19,142 --> 00:04:21,561 The air is not safe! 116 00:04:21,644 --> 00:04:23,062 Yeah, that is what happened, yeah. 117 00:04:23,146 --> 00:04:24,897 Well, color me jeal, and thanks so much 118 00:04:24,981 --> 00:04:26,441 - for your time tonight. - Thanks, okay. 119 00:04:26,524 --> 00:04:28,276 Hold on. Uh, keep the cameras rolling. 120 00:04:28,359 --> 00:04:30,111 Streeter Peters, DreamTeam Management. 121 00:04:30,194 --> 00:04:33,281 As you know, I represent ChaseDreams, Pat Dubek. 122 00:04:33,364 --> 00:04:35,158 But now I also represent 123 00:04:35,241 --> 00:04:38,077 some new and, some might say, better... 124 00:04:38,161 --> 00:04:39,245 Talent. 125 00:04:39,328 --> 00:04:43,249 That's right. I made a few "impulse purchases" on TikTok 126 00:04:43,332 --> 00:04:44,667 during the pandemmy, 127 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:47,503 and now I represent some really fun people 128 00:04:47,587 --> 00:04:49,255 that I'm so passionate about, 129 00:04:49,338 --> 00:04:51,758 like the Barbacado family! 130 00:04:51,841 --> 00:04:52,841 Oh! 131 00:04:54,927 --> 00:04:56,012 And what do they do? 132 00:04:56,095 --> 00:04:57,764 What do they... ? 133 00:04:57,847 --> 00:04:59,098 What do they do? 134 00:04:59,182 --> 00:05:01,017 Well, they are a family. 135 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:04,520 Yeah, and the four in the back, they dance together, 136 00:05:04,604 --> 00:05:07,774 and the little one, she just tumbles in front of 'em. Yeah. 137 00:05:07,857 --> 00:05:09,317 Okay, that's great, thank you. 138 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,819 So where do you think they would go, 139 00:05:11,903 --> 00:05:14,155 you know, in culture? 140 00:05:14,238 --> 00:05:15,448 Oh, wait, hold on. 141 00:05:15,531 --> 00:05:17,325 I also have a TikTok beekeeper lady. 142 00:05:17,408 --> 00:05:18,408 Hey! 143 00:05:18,409 --> 00:05:20,161 Yeah, is she something? 144 00:05:20,244 --> 00:05:21,954 I just think the last three years, 145 00:05:22,038 --> 00:05:24,290 a lot of people felt compelled to make a change, you know? 146 00:05:24,373 --> 00:05:27,835 And with nursing, I thought I could really make a difference. 147 00:05:27,919 --> 00:05:30,129 I guess I just found a new calling. 148 00:05:30,213 --> 00:05:31,339 Aw... 149 00:05:31,422 --> 00:05:32,715 But nursing school's hard, yo. 150 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:34,509 Like, seriously, how long did it take, B? 151 00:05:34,592 --> 00:05:36,135 I feel like when I started, you were on season two 152 00:05:36,219 --> 00:05:38,137 of "Survivor," and by the time I was done, 153 00:05:38,221 --> 00:05:39,639 you watched all 40 seasons 154 00:05:39,722 --> 00:05:41,974 and "Grey's Anatomy" plus all of "The Circle." 155 00:05:42,058 --> 00:05:44,936 Oh, God, I watched so much pandemic TV, 156 00:05:45,019 --> 00:05:46,646 but I couldn't do "The Circle." 157 00:05:48,356 --> 00:05:49,607 Yeah, yeah, no, 158 00:05:49,690 --> 00:05:50,817 I didn't watch "The Circle." 159 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:52,193 Yes, you did, babe. 160 00:05:52,276 --> 00:05:54,320 Remember I was studying for the TEAS exam, 161 00:05:54,403 --> 00:05:56,114 and you couldn't get Netflix to load? 162 00:05:56,197 --> 00:05:58,116 And you would just, like, scream, and you'd cry. 163 00:05:58,199 --> 00:06:00,368 You're like... "I just wanna watch 'The Circle.'" 164 00:06:00,368 --> 00:06:01,619 Remember? 165 00:06:01,702 --> 00:06:03,162 Yeah, well, fuck me straight to hell. 166 00:06:03,246 --> 00:06:04,664 I guess I did watch "The Circle." 167 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:07,792 But I don't only watch TV, 168 00:06:07,875 --> 00:06:09,669 - for the record. - Yeah, no, that's... 169 00:06:09,752 --> 00:06:11,129 that's not what I meant at all. 170 00:06:11,212 --> 00:06:12,839 Brooke's still killing it as a manager. 171 00:06:12,922 --> 00:06:13,923 Her partner's here, actually. 172 00:06:14,006 --> 00:06:15,466 He's right there. 173 00:06:15,550 --> 00:06:17,677 No, I did not bring 2,000 bees to this premiere. 174 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:20,054 I brought 2,000 clients to this premiere. 175 00:06:20,138 --> 00:06:21,138 Ah! 176 00:06:21,139 --> 00:06:23,724 Oh, my God. 177 00:06:23,808 --> 00:06:27,103 I'm gonna go to the restroom. 178 00:06:27,186 --> 00:06:28,646 So in conclusion, acting is, 179 00:06:28,729 --> 00:06:30,815 so far, everything I thought it'd be. 180 00:06:30,898 --> 00:06:32,358 And you're done. That's everybody. 181 00:06:32,441 --> 00:06:34,026 You can go get a drink if you want. 182 00:06:34,110 --> 00:06:36,320 Oh, I actually wanna go do "Age, Net Worth, Feet," 183 00:06:36,404 --> 00:06:38,739 - real quick. - And let's see those little piggies. 184 00:06:38,823 --> 00:06:40,449 Oh, no, you don't have to do that one. 185 00:06:40,533 --> 00:06:41,576 It's okay. He's my friend. 186 00:06:41,659 --> 00:06:43,870 Cary? Cary! 187 00:06:43,953 --> 00:06:45,705 - Hi, honey. - Mom? 188 00:06:45,788 --> 00:06:47,498 Where are you? 189 00:06:47,582 --> 00:06:51,794 In here, inside my new security detail! 190 00:06:51,878 --> 00:06:53,880 You look so handsome! 191 00:06:53,963 --> 00:06:55,548 Oh, wait. 192 00:06:55,631 --> 00:06:58,551 Aw, you do look handsome! 193 00:06:58,634 --> 00:07:01,679 Thanks, and your eye looks lovely. 194 00:07:01,762 --> 00:07:02,889 Where's Brookie? 195 00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:03,931 Um... 196 00:07:07,852 --> 00:07:09,145 Ugh, great, 197 00:07:09,228 --> 00:07:10,479 you're a nurse too? 198 00:07:10,563 --> 00:07:11,814 No, I'm a waiter. 199 00:07:11,898 --> 00:07:13,065 They just made us dress like this, 200 00:07:13,149 --> 00:07:14,567 'cause "Night Nurse." 201 00:07:14,650 --> 00:07:15,818 So you look like a nurse, 202 00:07:15,902 --> 00:07:18,863 but you're just a waiter. Perfect. 203 00:07:18,946 --> 00:07:20,323 Everyone, please take your seats. 204 00:07:20,406 --> 00:07:22,348 - Here we are. - The screening is about to begin. 205 00:07:22,349 --> 00:07:23,743 Oh, my God, ChaseDreams, hi. 206 00:07:23,826 --> 00:07:25,161 - Hi. - Such a fan. 207 00:07:25,244 --> 00:07:27,747 - Thanks. - And how old are you now? 208 00:07:27,830 --> 00:07:29,248 18. 209 00:07:29,332 --> 00:07:30,416 On Monday, bitch. 210 00:07:30,499 --> 00:07:31,499 Oh. 211 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:33,586 Well, enjoy the movie, cutie. 212 00:07:33,669 --> 00:07:35,046 This fucking industry... 213 00:07:35,129 --> 00:07:37,089 Sorry. Sorry, excuse me, sorry. 214 00:07:37,173 --> 00:07:38,716 Hi, everyone, 215 00:07:38,799 --> 00:07:40,426 my fiancé is about to sit down, 216 00:07:40,509 --> 00:07:41,844 and he is dressed like a nurse, 217 00:07:41,928 --> 00:07:43,262 but he's just one of the waiters. 218 00:07:43,346 --> 00:07:45,932 Yeah, he is merely in the service industry. 219 00:07:46,015 --> 00:07:47,600 - So... - Hi, babe. 220 00:07:47,683 --> 00:07:49,769 Hi, your wife just told us what you do. 221 00:07:49,852 --> 00:07:51,145 Thank you for your service. 222 00:07:51,229 --> 00:07:52,605 You were on the front lines, 223 00:07:52,688 --> 00:07:54,106 keeping this country running, 224 00:07:54,190 --> 00:07:55,942 - risking your life... - Oh, my fucking God. 225 00:07:56,025 --> 00:07:58,527 Whoo! Hello, and good evening! 226 00:08:00,488 --> 00:08:02,490 Thank you all for coming to the premiere 227 00:08:02,573 --> 00:08:05,785 of "Night Nurse," which comes out on VOD tomorrow 228 00:08:05,868 --> 00:08:08,788 after a very, very long road. 229 00:08:08,871 --> 00:08:10,915 Oh. Oh. 230 00:08:10,998 --> 00:08:12,708 Oh, please, it is us 231 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:14,168 who should be thanking you, 232 00:08:14,252 --> 00:08:16,545 and as a token of my gratitude, 233 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:18,631 I would now like to give to you 234 00:08:18,714 --> 00:08:21,509 the Barbacado family! 235 00:08:22,885 --> 00:08:24,595 - Oh, let's go, Barbacados! - No. 236 00:08:26,222 --> 00:08:28,140 Sorry, no. Um, I think we've all waited 237 00:08:28,224 --> 00:08:30,226 long enough for the movie. 238 00:08:30,309 --> 00:08:31,519 Whoo-hoo! 239 00:08:31,602 --> 00:08:33,813 So what do you say? Let's get to it! 240 00:08:35,189 --> 00:08:37,692 Aw, Car, it's happening. 241 00:08:37,775 --> 00:08:39,360 It took 33 years, but tonight, 242 00:08:39,443 --> 00:08:43,239 you get to watch people watch a movie you're in. 243 00:08:47,785 --> 00:08:49,912 This movie has been a real labor of love, 244 00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:53,332 and I'm so grateful to finally share it with you all, 245 00:08:53,416 --> 00:08:55,751 and in a big, beautiful movie theater! 246 00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:57,837 Remember those? 247 00:08:57,920 --> 00:08:59,213 'Cause let's be honest: 248 00:08:59,297 --> 00:09:02,717 movie theaters have taken quite a beating these past few years, 249 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:04,844 and it's just so special... oh, what? 250 00:09:06,095 --> 00:09:08,389 Okay, I'm hearing this movie theater has been sold. 251 00:09:08,472 --> 00:09:10,641 Everyone needs to leave. This is now a Starbucks. 252 00:09:10,725 --> 00:09:11,851 Let's go! 253 00:09:11,934 --> 00:09:13,060 You're trespassing! Get out! 254 00:09:13,144 --> 00:09:15,354 Wait, what the fuck? Is this real? 255 00:09:15,438 --> 00:09:16,522 What? 256 00:09:16,605 --> 00:09:18,065 Oh, my God, this is so insane. 257 00:09:18,149 --> 00:09:20,818 But it would be nice to have a Starbucks here. 258 00:09:25,156 --> 00:09:26,949 Coming, coming, coming, coming! 259 00:09:29,285 --> 00:09:31,912 Happy Your-Movie's-on-VOD Day! 260 00:09:33,956 --> 00:09:35,833 I brought my friends. So we have a full house. 261 00:09:35,916 --> 00:09:37,543 Oh, thank you for coming. 262 00:09:37,626 --> 00:09:39,211 I know it's dumb, 263 00:09:39,295 --> 00:09:42,173 but I just still wanted to try to make this into something. 264 00:09:42,256 --> 00:09:43,632 Of course. It is something. 265 00:09:43,716 --> 00:09:46,510 Yeah, and honestly, it's better watching movies on TV. 266 00:09:46,594 --> 00:09:47,803 I mean, like, is it just me, 267 00:09:47,887 --> 00:09:49,096 - or do movie theaters suck? - They... 268 00:09:49,180 --> 00:09:50,681 Totally. People kicking your seat. 269 00:09:50,765 --> 00:09:53,142 Yeah, I'm sorry, but $8 for a tub of popcorn? 270 00:09:53,225 --> 00:09:54,810 It's like I gotta put a down payment down 271 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:56,562 - just to get a soda. - Uh-huh. 272 00:09:56,646 --> 00:09:58,647 Okay, well, look, you're all full of shit, but sure. 273 00:09:58,731 --> 00:10:00,900 Um, no, for real, TV's great. 274 00:10:00,983 --> 00:10:02,401 I mean, "Friends" was on TV, 275 00:10:02,485 --> 00:10:03,903 and now, 20 years later, 276 00:10:03,986 --> 00:10:06,030 your movie can be the new "Friends." 277 00:10:06,113 --> 00:10:07,406 Okay. 278 00:10:07,490 --> 00:10:08,908 Yo, what's the runtime on this bad boy, Car? 279 00:10:08,991 --> 00:10:10,576 - 89 minutes. - Mm, perfect! 280 00:10:10,659 --> 00:10:11,869 Lance and I just have to leave 281 00:10:11,952 --> 00:10:13,371 for a party at his hospital in 90, 282 00:10:13,454 --> 00:10:14,789 so this is gonna time out great. 283 00:10:14,872 --> 00:10:16,665 All right, everybody ready? 284 00:10:16,749 --> 00:10:18,709 Let's get this viewing party started! 285 00:10:20,503 --> 00:10:24,673 - All right. - Okay, what is my password? 286 00:10:24,757 --> 00:10:26,384 I think it's, uh... 287 00:10:33,182 --> 00:10:36,769 I feel bad we had to leave before Cary even figured out his password. 288 00:10:36,852 --> 00:10:38,020 I know, me too. 289 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:39,939 But this party's very important to me. 290 00:10:40,022 --> 00:10:41,022 No, yeah, of course. 291 00:10:41,065 --> 00:10:42,400 I wouldn't miss this. 292 00:10:42,483 --> 00:10:44,026 But also, what is this? 293 00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:47,321 It is a going-away party for one of our sign language interpreters. 294 00:10:47,405 --> 00:10:50,324 She's moving to Bolivia to start a school for the deaf. 295 00:10:50,408 --> 00:10:51,450 Pretty cool, right? 296 00:10:51,534 --> 00:10:52,952 Yup, yes. How good of her. 297 00:10:53,035 --> 00:10:55,329 Yeah. Yo, what's up, everybody? 298 00:10:55,413 --> 00:10:56,789 Lance! 299 00:10:56,872 --> 00:10:57,957 - Ah! - Hey! 300 00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:59,166 Let's go get it! 301 00:11:01,419 --> 00:11:03,462 Yes, I, too, am this beloved at work. 302 00:11:03,546 --> 00:11:04,839 Oh, did you see? 303 00:11:04,922 --> 00:11:07,091 They got the new mattress in the break room! 304 00:11:07,174 --> 00:11:09,635 Oh, hell yeah. The old one was killing me. 305 00:11:09,718 --> 00:11:10,970 I know. So bad, right? 306 00:11:11,053 --> 00:11:12,596 - It was the worst, right? - The worst. 307 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:14,348 - The springs were... - What? 308 00:11:14,432 --> 00:11:15,808 That thing was crazy. 309 00:11:15,891 --> 00:11:18,477 Hey, Damien Davis, the basketball player? 310 00:11:18,561 --> 00:11:20,479 Um, not sure if you remember me, 311 00:11:20,563 --> 00:11:23,774 but we fucked in early 2020, and you sued me to death. 312 00:11:23,858 --> 00:11:25,401 Oh, right. How are you? 313 00:11:25,484 --> 00:11:27,027 Yeah, good. 314 00:11:27,111 --> 00:11:29,989 Good, and I see that you're also dating a nurse now too? 315 00:11:30,072 --> 00:11:31,323 Real talk... 316 00:11:31,407 --> 00:11:32,491 doesn't being around them make you wanna 317 00:11:32,575 --> 00:11:33,575 kind of blow your brains out? 318 00:11:33,617 --> 00:11:34,785 Oh, no. 319 00:11:34,869 --> 00:11:37,246 I'm actually a nurse now, myself. 320 00:11:37,329 --> 00:11:39,331 - What's that? - Well, I'm in nursing school. 321 00:11:39,415 --> 00:11:40,583 I got a long road ahead, 322 00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:41,959 but I don't know, the last few years 323 00:11:42,042 --> 00:11:43,377 just sort of shifted my priorities. 324 00:11:43,461 --> 00:11:44,503 I'm sorry. 325 00:11:44,587 --> 00:11:46,797 Did every person in the industry 326 00:11:46,881 --> 00:11:50,134 just, like, change careers and start "doing good?" 327 00:11:50,217 --> 00:11:51,844 - Shh, she's coming. - Quiet, quiet. 328 00:11:51,927 --> 00:11:52,927 She's coming. 329 00:11:52,970 --> 00:11:54,513 Surprise! 330 00:11:54,597 --> 00:11:56,515 Oh! Oh, what? 331 00:11:56,599 --> 00:11:58,184 Aw, this is too much. 332 00:11:58,267 --> 00:12:01,145 Wait, Pitzi Pyle? 333 00:12:10,404 --> 00:12:11,404 Yes! 334 00:12:11,447 --> 00:12:12,490 I did it! 335 00:12:12,573 --> 00:12:13,908 I'm in Hulu! 336 00:12:13,991 --> 00:12:15,367 You are? Yay! 337 00:12:15,451 --> 00:12:16,911 - Yeah! - Yes! 338 00:12:16,994 --> 00:12:18,746 It's weirdly the first password I tried, 339 00:12:18,829 --> 00:12:20,372 but with an exclamation point. 340 00:12:20,456 --> 00:12:22,082 Okay. Now I just need to find 341 00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:23,709 "Night Nurse," and we can watch it. 342 00:12:32,635 --> 00:12:33,677 Is "Night Nurse" not on Hulu? 343 00:12:33,761 --> 00:12:34,762 Okay, baby boy. 344 00:12:34,845 --> 00:12:36,096 We have, unfortunately, 345 00:12:36,180 --> 00:12:37,848 reached the end of this road for me. 346 00:12:37,932 --> 00:12:39,433 No, I wanna watch it with other people 347 00:12:39,517 --> 00:12:40,726 so I can watch them watch. 348 00:12:40,809 --> 00:12:43,270 I love you deeply. I really do, 349 00:12:43,354 --> 00:12:44,939 but I have go host "BagelBites TV." 350 00:12:45,022 --> 00:12:46,899 So maybe tomorrow? Okay. 351 00:12:50,486 --> 00:12:52,321 Mom! Hey, uh, 352 00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:53,906 I was just wondering if I could, maybe, come over 353 00:12:53,989 --> 00:12:55,449 and watch "Night Nurse" with you? 354 00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:56,867 Sure, honey. 355 00:12:56,951 --> 00:12:59,453 We can have a little movie premiere of our own. 356 00:12:59,453 --> 00:13:01,455 It'll be even better than the one yesterday. 357 00:13:01,539 --> 00:13:03,624 I just need to figure out which remote does what 358 00:13:03,707 --> 00:13:06,001 and, also, how to turn on my screen, and... 359 00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:07,962 Oh, my God, never mind, Mom, bye. 360 00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:14,009 Oh, my God. 361 00:13:15,678 --> 00:13:16,679 Yes... 362 00:13:16,762 --> 00:13:18,138 Sorry, thank you for talking. 363 00:13:18,222 --> 00:13:19,431 I just... I'm confused. 364 00:13:19,515 --> 00:13:21,767 You're a sign language interpreter now? 365 00:13:21,850 --> 00:13:25,271 You were one of the worst people in the entire industry. 366 00:13:25,354 --> 00:13:28,399 You once called my brother the F word twice in one meeting. 367 00:13:28,482 --> 00:13:29,775 Whoa, that does sound like me... 368 00:13:29,858 --> 00:13:31,902 the old me. And I was wretched, sick. 369 00:13:31,986 --> 00:13:33,445 I was deformed, deformed. 370 00:13:33,529 --> 00:13:34,572 Every morning, from the industry, 371 00:13:34,655 --> 00:13:35,864 I would wake up like this. 372 00:13:35,948 --> 00:13:37,074 Why? What did it give me? 373 00:13:37,157 --> 00:13:38,826 It only took... it only took... 374 00:13:38,909 --> 00:13:40,286 it only takes. 375 00:13:40,369 --> 00:13:41,412 I mean, 376 00:13:41,495 --> 00:13:44,290 - the industry's not that bad. - Oh, it is. 377 00:13:44,373 --> 00:13:45,833 Brooke, it makes you ill, 378 00:13:45,916 --> 00:13:47,668 physically, mentally, spiritually. 379 00:13:47,751 --> 00:13:49,378 I was becoming a bad person. 380 00:13:49,461 --> 00:13:50,921 I sued my nephew. 381 00:13:51,005 --> 00:13:53,340 After the last two years, I realized I have to do 382 00:13:53,424 --> 00:13:54,967 something meaningful with my life, 383 00:13:55,050 --> 00:13:57,720 and now, I wake up in the morning, and guess what. 384 00:13:57,803 --> 00:13:59,430 - What? - I start bawling... 385 00:13:59,513 --> 00:14:00,848 out of joy. 386 00:14:01,765 --> 00:14:03,225 Right when you wake up? 387 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:04,476 Immediately, yeah. 388 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:05,728 Eyes open, tears fall, it's wild. 389 00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:07,271 Life is wild. 390 00:14:07,354 --> 00:14:09,898 It's a gift, and it's never too late to heal, Brooke. 391 00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:11,817 I'm healing. I'm healing! 392 00:14:13,652 --> 00:14:15,863 That's great. I'm really, 393 00:14:15,946 --> 00:14:17,781 - really happy for you. - Ugh, thank you. 394 00:14:17,865 --> 00:14:20,242 I just... I think I need to be alone, 395 00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:21,660 go for a walk. 396 00:14:21,744 --> 00:14:23,746 Oh, if you need to take a walk to be happy, 397 00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:25,414 then take that walk. 398 00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:27,666 - Kay. - Be well! 399 00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:31,003 Oh, sorry, this is "goodbye" in sign language. 400 00:14:31,086 --> 00:14:32,838 Oh, God... 401 00:14:32,921 --> 00:14:35,090 - Move, move, move! - Oh, Jesus. 402 00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:37,760 She's a fucking liability, and everyone knows that. 403 00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:39,094 I know it, you know it, 404 00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:40,346 and every patient here... 405 00:14:40,429 --> 00:14:42,848 - Okay, here you go. - Mm, thank you. 406 00:14:42,931 --> 00:14:45,017 - What are we watching? - This movie, "Night Nurse." 407 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,852 - It just came out tonight. - Oh, I don't know if I have 408 00:14:46,935 --> 00:14:48,395 a whole movie in me tonight. 409 00:14:48,479 --> 00:14:49,897 Maybe we can just watch 30 episodes of "Friends." 410 00:14:49,980 --> 00:14:51,190 Yeah! That's better. 411 00:14:51,273 --> 00:14:53,400 Okay, she clocks in for work... 412 00:14:54,652 --> 00:14:57,029 Crap. Fucking "Friends." 413 00:15:00,574 --> 00:15:01,784 A'ight, let me see. 414 00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:04,662 What am I in the mood for? 415 00:15:04,745 --> 00:15:07,039 Oh, I have been wanting to watch the one 416 00:15:07,122 --> 00:15:08,874 - with all the nurses. - Yes! 417 00:15:08,957 --> 00:15:10,376 Now, this guy has taste. 418 00:15:10,459 --> 00:15:13,545 Okay, here we go, season four, episode seven: 419 00:15:13,629 --> 00:15:15,047 "The One with All the Nurses." 420 00:15:15,130 --> 00:15:16,298 Damn it. 421 00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:23,931 What? 422 00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:30,938 God, this app is so glitchy. 423 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:35,943 Fine, I'll just watch this. 424 00:15:36,026 --> 00:15:37,194 Success! 425 00:15:41,365 --> 00:15:43,283 Hey, B, what happened? 426 00:15:43,367 --> 00:15:44,993 Everybody was asking where you went. 427 00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:47,538 I mean, it's fine. I made up an excuse, but... 428 00:15:47,539 --> 00:15:48,580 Wow! 429 00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,582 How good of you, Lance. 430 00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:52,251 Well, I guess you're great, 431 00:15:52,334 --> 00:15:55,379 and I'm just a fat piece of crap. 432 00:15:55,462 --> 00:15:59,508 - Whoa, whoa, what the hell? - You know, just FYI, 433 00:15:59,591 --> 00:16:01,093 you're not that great. 434 00:16:01,176 --> 00:16:04,054 I bet all your friends at work wouldn't be so quick to, like, 435 00:16:04,138 --> 00:16:07,808 dab with you if they knew that you... 436 00:16:07,891 --> 00:16:09,435 never clean the sink! 437 00:16:09,518 --> 00:16:11,979 Like this fork 438 00:16:12,062 --> 00:16:15,607 that's been sitting in here since God knows when! 439 00:16:15,691 --> 00:16:17,151 We're living in filth, Lance, 440 00:16:17,234 --> 00:16:18,402 'cause of you! 441 00:16:18,485 --> 00:16:19,945 Okay, I feel like 442 00:16:20,028 --> 00:16:22,197 whatever's going on is not actually about me. 443 00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:25,993 And don't even get me started on the sex! 444 00:16:26,076 --> 00:16:27,786 Always like, "Did you come?" 445 00:16:27,870 --> 00:16:29,955 And "I just wanna make sure you came." 446 00:16:30,038 --> 00:16:32,666 Like, mind your own business, dude! 447 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:36,462 And there are so many other examples too! 448 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:40,549 I just... you know, I don't wanna share them right now, 449 00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:42,176 because I have to... 450 00:16:42,259 --> 00:16:44,720 I have to go to the bathroom! 451 00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:46,180 And I hope to God 452 00:16:46,263 --> 00:16:50,184 that your piss isn't all over the seat again! 453 00:16:50,267 --> 00:16:51,810 B, I really don't mean to fight, 454 00:16:51,894 --> 00:16:54,396 but that is 100% your piss. 455 00:16:59,026 --> 00:17:04,406 There is no way that every person I know is now doing good. 456 00:17:06,283 --> 00:17:07,493 Uh... 457 00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:15,167 Brooke Dubek? 458 00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:16,460 Long time, no talk! 459 00:17:16,543 --> 00:17:18,045 Hey, just thought I'd call 460 00:17:18,128 --> 00:17:20,422 and see how you were doing after all these years, 461 00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:24,843 make sure you're still in real estate like you should be. 462 00:17:24,927 --> 00:17:27,721 Oh, no. I actually left real estate. 463 00:17:27,805 --> 00:17:29,056 You did? 464 00:17:29,139 --> 00:17:30,516 Yeah, I just felt like we only sold 465 00:17:30,599 --> 00:17:32,059 to the super rich, and that wasn't 466 00:17:32,142 --> 00:17:33,352 sitting right with me anymore. 467 00:17:33,435 --> 00:17:34,937 - Uh-huh. - It's like, why should 468 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,355 they get the nice apartments 469 00:17:36,438 --> 00:17:37,523 when they're the ones covering up 470 00:17:37,606 --> 00:17:39,441 those pedophile rings? 471 00:17:40,943 --> 00:17:42,277 What's that, now? 472 00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:43,904 She's showing up drunk every night. 473 00:17:43,987 --> 00:17:45,614 She's a fucking liability. 474 00:17:45,697 --> 00:17:46,697 Everyone knows it. 475 00:17:46,740 --> 00:17:48,200 I know it, you know it, 476 00:17:48,283 --> 00:17:50,244 and every patient here who's not sedated... 477 00:17:50,327 --> 00:17:51,370 So good... 478 00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:54,039 - Yes! - Ooh, yeah... 479 00:17:54,122 --> 00:17:55,541 Give me more, Nurse. 480 00:17:55,624 --> 00:17:57,835 Oh, my God, he is really loving "Night Nurse." 481 00:17:57,918 --> 00:17:59,044 Fuck, yeah. 482 00:17:59,127 --> 00:18:02,089 Fuck that little fucking twink nurse. 483 00:18:02,172 --> 00:18:03,340 Wait, what? 484 00:18:07,094 --> 00:18:08,178 - Hey! - Hey! 485 00:18:08,262 --> 00:18:09,513 What the fuck are you doing? 486 00:18:09,596 --> 00:18:11,557 What the fuck are you doing? 487 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,475 You're supposed to be watching "Night Nurse," 488 00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:16,311 not porn. Also, I've seen this porn, 489 00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:18,063 and it's not even good. The one guy's dick 490 00:18:18,146 --> 00:18:20,190 is limp the entire time, and then all of a sudden, 491 00:18:20,274 --> 00:18:21,274 he's coming? Please! 492 00:18:21,316 --> 00:18:22,776 Okay? There was no care 493 00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:25,195 put into this, but there was so much care 494 00:18:25,279 --> 00:18:26,530 put into "Night Nurse." 495 00:18:26,613 --> 00:18:28,532 It took three years to come out. 496 00:18:28,615 --> 00:18:30,826 Our entire art department died... 497 00:18:30,909 --> 00:18:32,911 the short one, the mean one, the man... 498 00:18:32,995 --> 00:18:36,498 and just no part of making it was how I thought it'd be, 499 00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:38,709 but I figured, at least, when it came out, 500 00:18:38,792 --> 00:18:40,377 I would get to watch people watch it 501 00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:42,629 and then hear them tell me how good it was 502 00:18:42,713 --> 00:18:44,256 and how proud of me they were, 503 00:18:44,339 --> 00:18:46,091 and I don't know, maybe they'd even stand up 504 00:18:46,175 --> 00:18:48,302 and all chant my name in unison. 505 00:18:48,385 --> 00:18:49,761 That's a very specific want. 506 00:18:49,845 --> 00:18:51,013 - It's just... - Oh, yeah... 507 00:18:51,096 --> 00:18:52,723 It's my first ever real thing 508 00:18:52,806 --> 00:18:54,433 and also the only thing I've done 509 00:18:54,516 --> 00:18:57,603 in the last three years except this dumb fantasy show 510 00:18:57,686 --> 00:19:00,772 I shot in Croatia for eight months called "WindWeaver" 511 00:19:00,856 --> 00:19:02,566 that no one will ever see... 512 00:19:02,649 --> 00:19:04,109 or, at least, I hope they won't see, 513 00:19:04,193 --> 00:19:06,737 because I play a literal elf with no lines... 514 00:19:06,820 --> 00:19:07,820 Oof. 515 00:19:07,821 --> 00:19:09,239 Do you have, like, elf ears? 516 00:19:09,323 --> 00:19:10,991 You know, I do, dude. 517 00:19:11,074 --> 00:19:13,201 So could we please, I beg you, 518 00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:15,746 just watch "Night Nurse"? 519 00:19:15,829 --> 00:19:17,164 Okay. 520 00:19:17,247 --> 00:19:18,624 Sure. 521 00:19:18,707 --> 00:19:20,083 - Wait, really? - Yes. 522 00:19:20,167 --> 00:19:22,920 - Oh, thank you. - If we can watch my movie too. 523 00:19:23,003 --> 00:19:25,923 It just came out on Apple. 524 00:19:29,676 --> 00:19:30,969 Wait, so you just didn't watch it? 525 00:19:31,053 --> 00:19:33,013 No, I didn't have two movies in me. 526 00:19:33,096 --> 00:19:34,223 - That makes sense. - That's fair. 527 00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:36,808 But thank you all for now giving up a third day 528 00:19:36,892 --> 00:19:38,727 of your lives to try and watch it with me. 529 00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:40,020 We're happy to. 530 00:19:40,103 --> 00:19:41,647 Oh, and I also invited my friend Jo. 531 00:19:41,730 --> 00:19:43,440 I just haven't seen her in a few years, 532 00:19:43,523 --> 00:19:45,651 and I thought it might be fun to see what she's up to... 533 00:19:45,734 --> 00:19:46,860 in front of everyone. 534 00:19:46,944 --> 00:19:47,986 Well, I hope Mom has 535 00:19:48,070 --> 00:19:49,279 all of her remotes figured out. 536 00:19:49,363 --> 00:19:51,031 Although, I don't have high hopes, 537 00:19:51,114 --> 00:19:53,408 because I couldn't even figure out how to play it on my TV. 538 00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:55,869 Wait, have you not been to Mom's new house yet? 539 00:19:55,953 --> 00:19:58,121 No, she moved when I was in stupid Croatia, 540 00:19:58,205 --> 00:20:00,415 but... are we almost there? 541 00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:02,376 Yeah, almost. 542 00:20:06,213 --> 00:20:08,465 Is this a helicopter? 543 00:20:08,548 --> 00:20:09,591 Yes! 544 00:20:12,386 --> 00:20:14,721 Aw, my kids are here! 545 00:20:14,722 --> 00:20:15,764 Hi, Mom. 546 00:20:15,764 --> 00:20:17,140 - Hi. - Hi? 547 00:20:17,224 --> 00:20:18,684 How was the helicopter? 548 00:20:18,767 --> 00:20:20,435 Isn't the pilot nice? 549 00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:22,187 So much better than the last one. 550 00:20:22,271 --> 00:20:24,564 Sorry, this is your new house? 551 00:20:24,648 --> 00:20:25,899 I know, right? 552 00:20:25,983 --> 00:20:28,068 I'm worth almost a billion dollars now, Cary. 553 00:20:28,151 --> 00:20:30,237 - You are? - Yeah, isn't that insane? 554 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,197 I felt plenty rich when I had my own talk show, 555 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,866 but apparently, the real money is in having your own network. 556 00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:36,576 - Who knew? - Okay, well, I don't mean 557 00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:38,870 to be forward, but may I have $1 million? 558 00:20:38,954 --> 00:20:41,206 Curtis, you're so funny. 559 00:20:41,290 --> 00:20:42,916 Holy shit. 560 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,210 And don't worry, Car, I did figure out my remotes... 561 00:20:45,293 --> 00:20:46,712 or my projectionist did. 562 00:20:46,795 --> 00:20:49,381 So I figured we'd head up to the theater around 7:00, 563 00:20:49,464 --> 00:20:50,966 that is if I can finally find it. 564 00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:52,759 I know it's on one of these floors. 565 00:20:52,843 --> 00:20:54,553 You have a full home theater? 566 00:20:54,636 --> 00:20:57,139 Oh, and are you guys gonna want snacks for the premiere? 567 00:20:57,222 --> 00:20:58,849 - What do you kids like? - You know I need 568 00:20:58,932 --> 00:20:59,932 Ree-sees Pee-cees. 569 00:20:59,933 --> 00:21:01,727 Ooh, yes! Okay. 570 00:21:01,810 --> 00:21:03,228 "When it comes to snacks, 571 00:21:03,311 --> 00:21:04,688 there's nothing my family and I love 572 00:21:04,771 --> 00:21:07,899 more than @reesespieces." 573 00:21:07,983 --> 00:21:09,526 In five, 574 00:21:09,609 --> 00:21:11,403 four... 575 00:21:11,486 --> 00:21:14,698 What is happening? 576 00:21:14,781 --> 00:21:17,200 Hi, Pat, just dropping off some RP swag 577 00:21:17,284 --> 00:21:18,326 since we heard you're a fan. 578 00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:20,078 Thanks so much. 579 00:21:21,413 --> 00:21:23,165 Isn't this fun? 580 00:21:23,248 --> 00:21:25,917 Last week, I tweeted the upstairs toilet won't flush... 581 00:21:26,001 --> 00:21:27,586 Why would you tweet that? 582 00:21:27,669 --> 00:21:29,421 Well, that one was supposed to be a text to Streeter, 583 00:21:29,504 --> 00:21:31,923 but now I have a lifetime supply of Liquid-Plumr. 584 00:21:32,007 --> 00:21:35,093 It really is so convenient to be powerful. 585 00:21:35,177 --> 00:21:36,511 Hmm. 586 00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:38,346 Oh, and also, I hope you don't mind, Cary, 587 00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:40,891 but I invited a few extra people tonight. 588 00:21:40,974 --> 00:21:42,267 - You did? - Yes, 589 00:21:42,350 --> 00:21:44,436 I just thought it'd be more fun that way. 590 00:21:44,519 --> 00:21:45,854 There's my security detail... 591 00:21:45,937 --> 00:21:47,314 they legally have to be here... 592 00:21:47,397 --> 00:21:49,775 - plus Shuli and Chasey. - Hey, guys. 593 00:21:49,858 --> 00:21:51,193 - Hey, Chase. - Hi, Chase. 594 00:21:51,276 --> 00:21:53,070 And then my sweet neighbor, Tony. 595 00:21:53,153 --> 00:21:57,021 Wait, Tony? That is the full head of Sony Pictures. 596 00:21:57,022 --> 00:21:58,550 I don't even think he was there on Friday. 597 00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:01,411 Well then, I guess this really is gonna be better than the premiere. 598 00:22:01,495 --> 00:22:03,747 It actually literally is. 599 00:22:03,830 --> 00:22:05,415 But I don't know who that woman is. 600 00:22:05,499 --> 00:22:07,000 She just showed up and has been saying 601 00:22:07,084 --> 00:22:10,212 some really intense things about the vaccines. 602 00:22:10,295 --> 00:22:11,671 Oh, no. 603 00:22:11,755 --> 00:22:15,509 I guess the last few years have really changed her for the worse. 604 00:22:15,592 --> 00:22:17,636 Let's go see what else might come out of her mouth. 605 00:22:17,719 --> 00:22:19,638 - Jo! - Hi. 606 00:22:19,721 --> 00:22:21,807 - Nice digs, Mama D. - Thank you. 607 00:22:21,890 --> 00:22:23,433 Ooh, welp, 608 00:22:23,517 --> 00:22:25,143 I finally got the Barbacados to sleep. 609 00:22:25,227 --> 00:22:26,728 They needed four stories. 610 00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:27,979 Wait, sorry. 611 00:22:28,063 --> 00:22:29,523 Streeter, your new clients live here? 612 00:22:29,606 --> 00:22:31,316 Yup. There hasn't been much demand 613 00:22:31,399 --> 00:22:32,943 for a dancing family of five 614 00:22:33,026 --> 00:22:34,736 as I thought there might be. 615 00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:36,071 So until that changes, 616 00:22:36,154 --> 00:22:38,365 they're shacking up here at Casa Dubek, 617 00:22:38,448 --> 00:22:40,659 - them and the bees. - The bees? 618 00:22:40,742 --> 00:22:41,827 - Yeah. - And it's, like, not 619 00:22:41,910 --> 00:22:44,871 "everyone" at the insurrection was "racist." 620 00:22:44,955 --> 00:22:46,498 I mean, I should know. I was there. 621 00:22:46,581 --> 00:22:47,999 - Oh... - Oh, my God... 622 00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:50,710 Uh, but keep saying more. 623 00:22:50,794 --> 00:22:52,129 The media just wants to paint this picture 624 00:22:52,212 --> 00:22:54,464 of all of us, and it is not true! 625 00:22:54,548 --> 00:22:56,174 I mean, I wouldn't have believed it myself 626 00:22:56,258 --> 00:22:58,718 three years ago, but if you look at Fauci's emails... 627 00:22:58,802 --> 00:22:59,886 Sorry, we're on Fauci now? 628 00:22:59,970 --> 00:23:01,596 Yeah, we seem to be on Fauci. 629 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:02,973 It is all connected. 630 00:23:03,056 --> 00:23:04,432 I actually have some printouts. 631 00:23:04,516 --> 00:23:05,851 I can go grab them if you want. 632 00:23:05,994 --> 00:23:07,204 - No, that's fine. - No, no, that is... 633 00:23:07,287 --> 00:23:08,622 I think I speak for all of us 634 00:23:08,705 --> 00:23:10,707 when I say please get those printouts. 635 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:14,085 Great, there are lots. 636 00:23:14,169 --> 00:23:16,254 Man, she is bad, huh? 637 00:23:16,338 --> 00:23:19,132 Pretty much the worst one here by a mile. 638 00:23:19,216 --> 00:23:20,759 I'd say, compared to her, 639 00:23:20,842 --> 00:23:22,761 we're all... 640 00:23:22,844 --> 00:23:24,054 A-okay. 641 00:23:24,137 --> 00:23:25,430 Excuse me, 642 00:23:25,513 --> 00:23:27,098 - Mr. Streeter? - Ah... 643 00:23:27,182 --> 00:23:30,435 My mommy wants to ask if she can have a glass of wine. 644 00:23:30,518 --> 00:23:32,841 She doesn't want a glass of wine. 645 00:23:32,842 --> 00:23:34,940 She just wants me to come back up there. 646 00:23:35,023 --> 00:23:36,733 That's the Barbacados for you! 647 00:23:36,816 --> 00:23:41,071 Oh, my God, enough with the fucking Barbacado family! 648 00:23:41,154 --> 00:23:43,114 Honey, I completely agree, 649 00:23:43,198 --> 00:23:44,491 but why are you so upset? 650 00:23:44,574 --> 00:23:46,409 It's always Barbacado family this, 651 00:23:46,493 --> 00:23:47,786 Barbacado family that. 652 00:23:47,869 --> 00:23:49,537 Like, I know my last album was a flop, 653 00:23:49,621 --> 00:23:51,456 but do you not want me as a client anymore? 654 00:23:51,539 --> 00:23:52,791 What? 655 00:23:52,874 --> 00:23:57,295 No, Chasey, I don't give a flying fuck about the Barbacados. 656 00:23:57,379 --> 00:23:58,880 No offense, Charlotte. 657 00:23:58,964 --> 00:24:00,507 I only signed those losers 658 00:24:00,590 --> 00:24:04,010 because I thought you were gonna drop me as a manager. 659 00:24:04,094 --> 00:24:05,470 You're almost 18, and that's... 660 00:24:07,222 --> 00:24:08,473 When they leave, you know? 661 00:24:08,556 --> 00:24:11,059 That's when... 662 00:24:11,142 --> 00:24:13,645 they always leave me. 663 00:24:13,728 --> 00:24:15,772 - Really? - Yes! 664 00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:19,276 My God, who cares if your album was a flop? 665 00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:21,695 No one here cares about your singing at all. 666 00:24:21,696 --> 00:24:22,737 Uh, yes, we do! 667 00:24:22,821 --> 00:24:24,364 Yes, we care about it, we love it, 668 00:24:24,447 --> 00:24:27,492 - and we support it. - No, of course, of course. 669 00:24:27,575 --> 00:24:31,121 But you can also do so much more. 670 00:24:31,204 --> 00:24:36,126 You are so, so fiscally valuable to me, Chasey... 671 00:24:36,209 --> 00:24:37,836 especially now that you're 18! 672 00:24:37,919 --> 00:24:39,629 My God... 673 00:24:39,713 --> 00:24:42,340 I could cover your body in tattoos and then have them 674 00:24:42,424 --> 00:24:44,801 removed six months later so your body is always 675 00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:46,594 just a little bit blue forever. 676 00:24:46,678 --> 00:24:48,513 I could put you in a Selena Gomez video 677 00:24:48,596 --> 00:24:50,390 where you kiss her bare stomach. 678 00:24:50,473 --> 00:24:53,351 I can "accidentally" film you smoking weed 679 00:24:53,435 --> 00:24:55,353 so you can then sell weed! 680 00:24:55,437 --> 00:24:57,564 I mean, the possibilities are endless! 681 00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:01,818 Hey. 682 00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:04,863 I effing love you, ChaseDreams Dubek, 683 00:25:04,946 --> 00:25:09,868 and I will never ever drop you as a client. 684 00:25:15,498 --> 00:25:17,208 Wait, you're still 17, right? 685 00:25:17,292 --> 00:25:18,793 - For five more hours. - Okay. 686 00:25:22,630 --> 00:25:24,924 Okay... why don't we all 687 00:25:25,008 --> 00:25:27,260 head up to the theater and watch Cary's movie? 688 00:25:27,344 --> 00:25:28,887 - Oh. - I mean, sure, but I honestly 689 00:25:28,970 --> 00:25:31,473 don't know if it will be as moving or full of pathos 690 00:25:31,556 --> 00:25:32,807 as what that just was. 691 00:25:32,891 --> 00:25:34,142 Okay, guys. Let's put your stuff down 692 00:25:34,225 --> 00:25:35,602 and follow me. Let's go upstairs. 693 00:25:35,685 --> 00:25:37,062 All right, let's do this. 694 00:25:37,145 --> 00:25:38,646 Hey, have you seen Jo? 695 00:25:38,730 --> 00:25:41,066 I just wanna make sure she sits right in front, 696 00:25:41,149 --> 00:25:42,442 because I think she will have 697 00:25:42,525 --> 00:25:46,237 some interesting things to say about the nurses. 698 00:25:46,321 --> 00:25:48,406 Come with me for a sec, okay? 699 00:25:48,490 --> 00:25:49,574 Okay... 700 00:25:51,451 --> 00:25:53,453 Where are we... 701 00:25:53,536 --> 00:25:54,746 - Hi. - What's up, man? 702 00:25:56,331 --> 00:25:57,332 What? 703 00:25:57,415 --> 00:26:00,460 Okay, so I sent Jo home. 704 00:26:01,669 --> 00:26:03,129 What? Why would you do that? 705 00:26:03,213 --> 00:26:05,590 Because you clearly invited her here 706 00:26:05,673 --> 00:26:09,594 just to make fun of her for some reason, and that is unkind. 707 00:26:09,677 --> 00:26:13,056 So I thought it would be best if she left. 708 00:26:18,686 --> 00:26:19,687 - Fuck you. - What? 709 00:26:19,771 --> 00:26:21,272 No, don't do this, baby. 710 00:26:21,356 --> 00:26:23,900 No, fuck you. That was my guest. 711 00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:26,319 Go fucking fuck yourself, Lance. 712 00:26:26,403 --> 00:26:28,154 - No, fuck this. - Please just stay here. 713 00:26:28,238 --> 00:26:31,908 - Just talk to me. - No, I don't wanna talk to you. I just... 714 00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:34,828 I want you to fucking leave. 715 00:26:34,911 --> 00:26:35,954 You want me to leave? 716 00:26:36,037 --> 00:26:37,539 - Yes. - Like, right now? 717 00:26:37,622 --> 00:26:39,457 Just leave this house? No, I'm not gonna do that. 718 00:26:39,541 --> 00:26:42,961 No... yes, I want you to leave this house right now. 719 00:26:43,044 --> 00:26:44,087 I just... 720 00:26:46,548 --> 00:26:47,966 This is insane, B. 721 00:26:48,049 --> 00:26:51,052 Okay, well then, I guess I'm fucking insane. 722 00:26:57,016 --> 00:26:58,435 So then I'll just see you at home? 723 00:26:58,518 --> 00:27:00,228 I don't know. It's far, so I might... 724 00:27:00,311 --> 00:27:02,230 I might just stay here tonight. 725 00:27:15,344 --> 00:27:17,721 'Sup bitches! We're here on the red carpet 726 00:27:17,804 --> 00:27:19,497 with "Night Nurse" star Cary Dubek. 727 00:27:19,581 --> 00:27:20,999 Cary, how old are you? 728 00:27:21,082 --> 00:27:24,377 - Um, I'm 33. - And what is your net worth? 729 00:27:24,461 --> 00:27:27,422 Um, 150,000. 730 00:27:27,505 --> 00:27:29,340 - Whoa... - Aw... 731 00:27:29,424 --> 00:27:31,509 Right, yes, because that is low, 732 00:27:31,593 --> 00:27:34,637 and finally, can we get a peek at those little piggies? 733 00:27:34,721 --> 00:27:35,847 Okay. 734 00:27:35,930 --> 00:27:37,307 - Oh... whoa! - Oh! 735 00:27:37,390 --> 00:27:38,766 Okay, well, 736 00:27:38,850 --> 00:27:41,144 that's all for me. I'm Curtis Paltrow. 737 00:27:41,227 --> 00:27:43,021 Back to you, Yazleen! 738 00:27:44,647 --> 00:27:46,566 Thank you, friend. You are sweet. 739 00:27:46,649 --> 00:27:48,234 Well, you gotta do "Age, Net Worth, Feet." 740 00:27:48,318 --> 00:27:50,236 Oh, I was so mad, the press lady at the premiere 741 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,113 told me not to. 742 00:27:53,281 --> 00:27:56,451 And now, at long fucking last, 743 00:27:56,534 --> 00:27:58,077 let's watch "Night Nurse," 744 00:27:58,161 --> 00:27:59,662 or, um, 745 00:27:59,746 --> 00:28:00,747 you guys will watch it, 746 00:28:00,830 --> 00:28:03,208 and I will watch you watch it. 747 00:28:03,291 --> 00:28:07,504 Enjoy! 748 00:28:13,468 --> 00:28:14,636 Code blue, we have a code blue. 749 00:29:11,985 --> 00:29:13,736 It was so good! 750 00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:15,363 It was so good. 751 00:29:15,446 --> 00:29:16,864 Cary! 752 00:29:21,995 --> 00:29:24,205 Cary! Cary! 753 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:18,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -