1 00:00:00,556 --> 00:00:02,125 Even though we're breaking up, 2 00:00:02,225 --> 00:00:04,060 we want you to know 3 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:07,230 this is not your fault, you hear me? 4 00:00:07,329 --> 00:00:09,933 Yeah, it didn't remotely occur to us 5 00:00:10,032 --> 00:00:11,534 that this would be our fault. 6 00:00:11,634 --> 00:00:13,669 Yeah, I just assumed it's yours? 7 00:00:13,769 --> 00:00:17,007 No, no, no. It was not Streeter's fault. 8 00:00:17,106 --> 00:00:19,642 And we still love each other very much. 9 00:00:19,741 --> 00:00:22,846 We just realized we're at different places 10 00:00:22,945 --> 00:00:24,781 - in our lives. - [sniffles] 11 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:27,183 So now let's get back to the nitty gritty. 12 00:00:27,282 --> 00:00:29,920 You'll, of course, still live with your mother. 13 00:00:30,019 --> 00:00:31,355 We both live on our own. 14 00:00:31,454 --> 00:00:33,556 But I will have custody every other weekend. 15 00:00:33,656 --> 00:00:35,791 So I will pick you up Fridays at 4:00. 16 00:00:35,891 --> 00:00:38,794 And I need you on that curb right at 4:00, 17 00:00:38,895 --> 00:00:40,463 because that is my time. 18 00:00:40,562 --> 00:00:43,166 Again, we are 33 and 35 years old. 19 00:00:43,265 --> 00:00:44,868 And, of course, you each have a bedroom 20 00:00:44,967 --> 00:00:45,936 at my new place. 21 00:00:46,035 --> 00:00:47,038 I, uh, decorated them 22 00:00:47,136 --> 00:00:48,238 specifically for you, 23 00:00:48,337 --> 00:00:50,002 so you feel nice and comfortable 24 00:00:50,105 --> 00:00:52,808 when you stay at, um, "Daddy's house." 25 00:00:52,909 --> 00:00:54,610 So what do you think? 26 00:00:54,710 --> 00:00:57,009 Sounds a heck of a lot better than this dump, am I right? 27 00:00:57,112 --> 00:00:58,814 [chuckles] I'm kidding, of course. 28 00:00:58,914 --> 00:01:00,917 And if I ever hear you badmouthing your mother, 29 00:01:01,016 --> 00:01:04,820 I will put the kibosh on that so fast your heads will spin. 30 00:01:04,921 --> 00:01:07,190 Now, give me a hug, you two. 31 00:01:07,290 --> 00:01:08,625 - God. - We will get through this. 32 00:01:08,724 --> 00:01:09,993 Until then, 33 00:01:10,093 --> 00:01:12,195 just cry it out on Daddy's shoulder. 34 00:01:12,295 --> 00:01:14,665 {\an8}[weeps, sniffles] 35 00:01:14,763 --> 00:01:17,134 {\an8}- You crying, Cary? - Yes, I'm crying. 36 00:01:17,233 --> 00:01:19,169 {\an8}- ♪ I-I-I'm a winner ♪ 37 00:01:19,268 --> 00:01:21,237 Eee! I've never been to the opening night 38 00:01:21,337 --> 00:01:23,239 of a Broadway play before. 39 00:01:23,339 --> 00:01:24,840 It's so cool you're dating one of the actors. 40 00:01:24,940 --> 00:01:27,843 Lucas is doing such prestigious stuff now. 41 00:01:27,943 --> 00:01:29,946 Yeah, I thought it'd be cool, but then I remembered 42 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:32,015 prestigious, when you're gay, means... 43 00:01:32,114 --> 00:01:33,616 Hello, good evening. 44 00:01:33,715 --> 00:01:36,286 Thank you for coming to "8 Gay Men with AIDS: 45 00:01:36,385 --> 00:01:38,049 A Poem in Many Hours." 46 00:01:38,154 --> 00:01:40,257 And exactly how many hours is it? 47 00:01:40,356 --> 00:01:42,693 - Why? - Oh, no. Sorry. 48 00:01:42,792 --> 00:01:44,595 Never mind. It's a very important topic 49 00:01:44,693 --> 00:01:46,330 and I--I'll be here as long as they want. 50 00:01:46,429 --> 00:01:48,232 - Thank you. - Okay, but I don't understand 51 00:01:48,331 --> 00:01:50,534 what the problem is with Lucas being in this? 52 00:01:50,633 --> 00:01:52,369 Well, this is just the third role 53 00:01:52,468 --> 00:01:54,271 where the two of us can't fuck. 54 00:01:54,370 --> 00:01:55,706 Like, first he was a teen virgin, 55 00:01:55,805 --> 00:01:57,541 then he was closeted at Christmas. 56 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:01,745 - Now he has full HIV? - Okay, homophobic. 57 00:02:01,845 --> 00:02:03,380 It's not the '80s. 58 00:02:03,479 --> 00:02:05,482 Everyone knows you can have sex with someone who has HIV. 59 00:02:05,581 --> 00:02:08,652 Yeah, but it sort of is the '80s to him. 60 00:02:08,751 --> 00:02:11,788 - I promise you we can have sex. - It's not safe. 61 00:02:11,887 --> 00:02:13,224 The doctors still don't know what this is. 62 00:02:13,322 --> 00:02:15,226 Yes, they do. It's HIV. 63 00:02:15,325 --> 00:02:18,090 It's fully treatable. Plus, I'm on PrEP, 64 00:02:18,194 --> 00:02:20,092 we have condoms, and--and this part 65 00:02:20,196 --> 00:02:23,600 is very important, you don't have HIV. 66 00:02:23,699 --> 00:02:25,169 Maybe I should stay at Streeter's? 67 00:02:25,267 --> 00:02:27,371 - Ugh. - Or maybe we break up 68 00:02:27,470 --> 00:02:29,506 - with Lucas? - Meredith, hi. 69 00:02:29,605 --> 00:02:31,103 Ugh, I hate that I had to come 70 00:02:31,202 --> 00:02:33,210 - straight from work to this. - Oh, yeah. 71 00:02:33,309 --> 00:02:35,512 - How's the new job? - Well, let's see, Cary, 72 00:02:35,611 --> 00:02:37,614 I've spent the last 30 days kneeling in dirt. 73 00:02:37,713 --> 00:02:40,084 Nothing I've planted is remotely a tree. 74 00:02:40,182 --> 00:02:42,419 And everyone I work with is so nice, 75 00:02:42,518 --> 00:02:44,856 I literally fantasize about slitting their throats, 76 00:02:44,954 --> 00:02:48,392 which I know is bad. I'm the wrong one. 77 00:02:48,490 --> 00:02:50,161 So overall, not really workin' out? 78 00:02:50,259 --> 00:02:51,528 No, Cary. It's a full he-- 79 00:02:51,627 --> 00:02:54,365 - Whoo. - Heaven. My job is heaven. 80 00:02:54,463 --> 00:02:56,700 Man, how sexy is Cook Brook in her tree shirt? 81 00:02:56,794 --> 00:02:58,102 My little Shady Lady. 82 00:02:58,201 --> 00:03:00,337 Yes, that is what we women at work call ourselves. 83 00:03:00,436 --> 00:03:01,772 [reporters clamoring] 84 00:03:01,870 --> 00:03:03,307 - Hi, guys. - Hey, look over here, Chase! 85 00:03:03,406 --> 00:03:05,209 - Hey, guys. Let's do it. - Let's do it. 86 00:03:05,307 --> 00:03:07,544 - Right over here. - Oh, my God. 87 00:03:07,643 --> 00:03:10,514 Chase is here with Kiernan Shipka? 88 00:03:10,613 --> 00:03:12,549 - That is so... - Insane. 89 00:03:12,648 --> 00:03:15,419 - Smart. - Hey, guys. This is Kiernan. 90 00:03:15,517 --> 00:03:16,888 - We're engaged. - Hi. 91 00:03:16,987 --> 00:03:18,055 Yeah. We're getting married. 92 00:03:18,154 --> 00:03:20,224 Sorry, you're engaged? 93 00:03:20,323 --> 00:03:23,127 Yes. Chase has been 18 for nine weeks now. 94 00:03:23,226 --> 00:03:25,129 And it's high time he settled down 95 00:03:25,228 --> 00:03:26,497 and had three to five children 96 00:03:26,595 --> 00:03:28,499 with a member of the Hollywood elite. 97 00:03:28,598 --> 00:03:30,401 Kiernan's part of that elite. 98 00:03:30,500 --> 00:03:32,469 - Right, Chase? - Yeah. Yeah. 99 00:03:32,568 --> 00:03:34,972 Kiernan, hi. I am a huge fan. 100 00:03:35,070 --> 00:03:38,075 - You are such a great actor. - Oh, thank you so much. 101 00:03:38,174 --> 00:03:39,610 - [chuckles] - What do you do? 102 00:03:39,708 --> 00:03:41,745 She plants trees for a living. 103 00:03:41,844 --> 00:03:44,315 So cute. Do you want a pic with me? 104 00:03:44,414 --> 00:03:45,983 - Oh, uh, no. - She'd love a pic. 105 00:03:46,082 --> 00:03:47,885 - Get in there, baby. - We should get a pic. 106 00:03:47,983 --> 00:03:49,586 Let's do it. Oh, come on. Get in here. It's no problem. 107 00:03:49,685 --> 00:03:51,088 - Let's go. - Oh, my God, you're gorgeous. 108 00:03:51,187 --> 00:03:52,589 - Thank you, Kiernan. - Babe. 109 00:03:52,688 --> 00:03:54,325 - Thank you for this. - Everyone, please head 110 00:03:54,418 --> 00:03:55,759 - into the theater. - Oh, so nice to meet you. 111 00:03:55,858 --> 00:03:57,094 - Yeah. - The play is about to begin. 112 00:03:57,193 --> 00:03:58,662 Chase, Kiernan, this way. 113 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:02,366 We're in the box seats so everyone can see you two. 114 00:04:02,464 --> 00:04:04,335 Okay. Great. I just, um-- 115 00:04:04,434 --> 00:04:05,802 We'll see you in there. Okay, honey? 116 00:04:05,902 --> 00:04:07,171 Okay, Mom. 117 00:04:07,270 --> 00:04:10,174 [Des'ree's "I'm Kissing You] 118 00:04:10,273 --> 00:04:17,481 ♪ ♪ 119 00:04:22,385 --> 00:04:26,590 ♪ Mmm ♪ 120 00:04:29,492 --> 00:04:36,367 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 121 00:04:36,466 --> 00:04:40,304 ♪ Pride can stand ♪ 122 00:04:40,403 --> 00:04:42,006 ♪ A thousand trials ♪ 123 00:04:42,105 --> 00:04:44,675 - Hi. - Hi. 124 00:04:44,775 --> 00:04:46,477 Gummy worm? 125 00:04:46,575 --> 00:04:48,579 My team says I'm too hot for candy. 126 00:04:48,677 --> 00:04:51,048 Oh, that's silly. Here, have one. 127 00:04:51,147 --> 00:04:54,551 ♪ But watching stars ♪ 128 00:04:54,651 --> 00:04:57,922 ♪ Without you, my soul ♪ 129 00:04:58,021 --> 00:05:00,557 - [bell chimes] - Oh, no. I have to go. 130 00:05:00,657 --> 00:05:01,893 When can I see you again? 131 00:05:01,991 --> 00:05:03,961 Meet me at intermission. 132 00:05:04,060 --> 00:05:05,129 Anon. 133 00:05:05,227 --> 00:05:08,699 ♪ Heeee ♪ 134 00:05:08,799 --> 00:05:12,436 January, 1981. Central Park. 135 00:05:12,536 --> 00:05:14,338 It's a sunny day 136 00:05:14,437 --> 00:05:16,173 but with an air that's crisp, 137 00:05:16,272 --> 00:05:19,010 an air that portends. 138 00:05:19,108 --> 00:05:20,978 Isn't Lucas so good? 139 00:05:21,077 --> 00:05:24,248 You know, I'm his manager, so I'm responsible 140 00:05:24,347 --> 00:05:25,749 for every role he takes. 141 00:05:25,849 --> 00:05:28,719 - W--uh--okay. - Fucking Reagan. 142 00:05:28,818 --> 00:05:30,855 Janice, get Reagan on the phone. 143 00:05:30,952 --> 00:05:34,992 No, get the whole damn administration on the phone. 144 00:05:35,091 --> 00:05:36,288 [slams phone down] 145 00:05:36,392 --> 00:05:38,562 [phones ringing] [fax machines beeping] 146 00:05:40,028 --> 00:05:43,567 [whispering] I used to be in the industry. 147 00:05:43,667 --> 00:05:46,337 I'm like you, girl. 148 00:05:46,435 --> 00:05:48,105 [mouthing words] Oh, thank you. 149 00:05:48,204 --> 00:05:51,375 Ugh. God. 150 00:05:56,045 --> 00:05:57,309 Oh, shit. 151 00:05:57,413 --> 00:05:58,649 So what is it, doctor? 152 00:05:58,747 --> 00:06:01,252 The medical community is baffled. 153 00:06:01,351 --> 00:06:03,620 We just... 154 00:06:03,719 --> 00:06:06,823 we still don't know what it is yet. 155 00:06:06,923 --> 00:06:08,292 [sighs] 156 00:06:08,390 --> 00:06:09,961 - [applause] - Thank you. 157 00:06:10,059 --> 00:06:12,396 We will now take a brief intermission. 158 00:06:12,494 --> 00:06:14,365 It's been a whole act 159 00:06:14,464 --> 00:06:15,967 and they still don't know it's HIV? 160 00:06:16,065 --> 00:06:18,330 - [clears throat] - I mean, that's fine. 161 00:06:18,434 --> 00:06:21,172 This is paced out however it's paced out. 162 00:06:21,270 --> 00:06:23,807 - Thank you. - Say, "AIDS." 163 00:06:23,906 --> 00:06:26,443 [chuckles] Hey there. Just wanted to say hi. 164 00:06:26,542 --> 00:06:28,512 I'm Lucas Lambert Moy's boyfriend. 165 00:06:28,612 --> 00:06:29,914 - Hey! Mike. - Hey. 166 00:06:30,012 --> 00:06:31,515 - You must be so proud. - Yeah. 167 00:06:31,614 --> 00:06:33,985 Lucas' first big prestige gay role. 168 00:06:34,083 --> 00:06:37,254 So proud. Uh, but I was just curious 169 00:06:37,348 --> 00:06:39,590 what other roles you might be circling 170 00:06:39,689 --> 00:06:41,158 - for ol' Lukey? - Oh, man. 171 00:06:41,257 --> 00:06:43,794 We're chasin' so many prestige roles for him now. 172 00:06:43,893 --> 00:06:46,197 First, there's obviously the movie adaptation 173 00:06:46,296 --> 00:06:47,831 - of this play. - Oh, fuck no. 174 00:06:47,931 --> 00:06:49,500 I mean, been there, done that. 175 00:06:49,599 --> 00:06:50,767 Right? You know, I'd pass. 176 00:06:50,867 --> 00:06:52,364 Then there's this other drama 177 00:06:52,463 --> 00:06:54,671 we're really chasin' about a conversion camp. 178 00:06:54,771 --> 00:06:56,273 He'd play a counselor 179 00:06:56,372 --> 00:06:58,142 who's actually closeted himself 180 00:06:58,240 --> 00:06:59,371 and 'cause of his beliefs 181 00:06:59,475 --> 00:07:00,945 never ever comes out of the closet. 182 00:07:01,044 --> 00:07:02,479 Then kills himself. 183 00:07:02,579 --> 00:07:03,680 Oh, my God. 184 00:07:03,780 --> 00:07:05,549 Is there anything coming up 185 00:07:05,648 --> 00:07:07,051 that is prestigious and gay 186 00:07:07,150 --> 00:07:09,954 but doesn't have, like, nonstop trauma in it? 187 00:07:10,051 --> 00:07:12,924 You know, like, the character's just out and happy 188 00:07:13,023 --> 00:07:14,625 and loves to fuck. 189 00:07:14,724 --> 00:07:17,389 Hmm, there is one movie about porn stars in the '70s. 190 00:07:17,493 --> 00:07:19,391 It's Adam McKay, so still prestige. 191 00:07:19,495 --> 00:07:20,664 And there's a gay porn star in it? 192 00:07:20,763 --> 00:07:22,066 Yeah--they wanted Lucas 193 00:07:22,165 --> 00:07:23,968 or another one of my clients for it, 194 00:07:24,066 --> 00:07:26,203 but I wasn't really chasin' it 'cause it's just two scenes. 195 00:07:26,302 --> 00:07:28,272 And like you said, no traum. 196 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:30,441 He's just a happy, out porn star 197 00:07:30,540 --> 00:07:31,642 who loves to take loads. 198 00:07:31,741 --> 00:07:33,477 But, again, not really chasin'. 199 00:07:33,576 --> 00:07:34,845 Oh, hey. Sandy! 200 00:07:34,944 --> 00:07:36,380 - Baby! - No. No, no, no. 201 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:37,681 Please chase that. 202 00:07:37,780 --> 00:07:39,411 Call the producers. Pl--I beg you. 203 00:07:39,515 --> 00:07:41,585 - Shuli? Oh. - What? 204 00:07:41,683 --> 00:07:43,187 Shuli, I need to tell you something 205 00:07:43,286 --> 00:07:44,488 while Lance is in the bathroom. 206 00:07:44,587 --> 00:07:45,923 I know you want Chase to be dating 207 00:07:46,022 --> 00:07:49,126 Kiernan Shipka, which makes perfect sense. 208 00:07:49,225 --> 00:07:52,129 But I saw him making eyes at some normal girl 209 00:07:52,223 --> 00:07:53,597 - during the play. - [scoffs] 210 00:07:53,696 --> 00:07:55,599 No, no, no, no. 211 00:07:55,698 --> 00:07:57,634 Chase is engaged to Kiernan Shipka. 212 00:07:57,734 --> 00:07:59,736 He loves Kiernan Shipka. 213 00:07:59,836 --> 00:08:01,605 He wants to go to Sundance 214 00:08:01,704 --> 00:08:02,974 and reveal on the red carpet 215 00:08:03,072 --> 00:08:05,009 he's havin' a baby with Kiernan Shipka. 216 00:08:05,108 --> 00:08:07,879 Then why is she standing all alone over there? 217 00:08:07,977 --> 00:08:11,715 If Chase loves her, where is he? 218 00:08:11,814 --> 00:08:13,617 - [both chuckle] - I have to go soon. 219 00:08:13,716 --> 00:08:15,252 My publicist will be looking for me. 220 00:08:15,351 --> 00:08:17,188 No, wait. One more. 221 00:08:17,287 --> 00:08:20,925 Would you rather have one big toe or one big tooth? 222 00:08:21,024 --> 00:08:22,726 - [chuckles] - This is the hardest one yet. 223 00:08:22,825 --> 00:08:23,994 - I know. - Listen, Brooke, 224 00:08:24,093 --> 00:08:25,662 stop makin' up drama just to feel 225 00:08:25,762 --> 00:08:27,458 like a part of things. 226 00:08:27,564 --> 00:08:29,166 You're a Shady Lady now. 227 00:08:29,265 --> 00:08:30,734 - Remember? - No, seriously. 228 00:08:30,833 --> 00:08:33,003 It was a plain girl. She was eating gummy worms. 229 00:08:33,103 --> 00:08:34,338 Hey, what you guys talkin' about? 230 00:08:34,437 --> 00:08:36,173 - Oh-- - Trees. 231 00:08:36,272 --> 00:08:38,641 Nothin' but trees. [bell chimes] 232 00:08:38,741 --> 00:08:40,377 Kay. Think we gotta go in, B. 233 00:08:40,476 --> 00:08:42,313 - Okay. - Bye, Shules. 234 00:08:42,412 --> 00:08:44,748 Bye, Brooke. 235 00:08:44,842 --> 00:08:46,016 Hmm. 236 00:08:46,115 --> 00:08:49,253 - The air continues to portend. - [exhales] 237 00:08:49,352 --> 00:08:51,355 And it is portending in ways 238 00:08:51,454 --> 00:08:54,625 it has never portended before. 239 00:08:54,724 --> 00:08:57,761 If I thought it was portending yesterday, 240 00:08:57,860 --> 00:09:01,132 - today it portends... - Excuse me. 241 00:09:01,231 --> 00:09:02,934 Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. 242 00:09:03,033 --> 00:09:04,768 Let's see. 243 00:09:04,867 --> 00:09:07,538 Girl with gummy worms. 244 00:09:09,271 --> 00:09:12,176 There's no way he's--oh. 245 00:09:12,275 --> 00:09:15,679 [gasps] Holy fucking shit. 246 00:09:15,779 --> 00:09:17,614 [whispering] Told ya. 247 00:09:17,714 --> 00:09:20,583 Chase, what the hell is-- 248 00:09:22,584 --> 00:09:24,922 Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. 249 00:09:25,021 --> 00:09:26,590 [snores] 250 00:09:26,689 --> 00:09:28,192 [person coughs] 251 00:09:30,393 --> 00:09:33,064 - Shit, shit, shit. - Hey. 252 00:09:33,162 --> 00:09:34,731 - This is a disaster. - I know. 253 00:09:34,830 --> 00:09:37,034 - Chase can't date a normal girl. - Exactly. 254 00:09:37,133 --> 00:09:38,369 - [scoffs] - Let's split up, 255 00:09:38,467 --> 00:09:39,670 see if we can find them 256 00:09:39,769 --> 00:09:41,939 - before this goes too far? - All right. 257 00:09:42,038 --> 00:09:43,274 Oh, this is crazy. [line trilling] 258 00:09:43,373 --> 00:09:45,708 - This is crazy. - Hello? 259 00:09:45,809 --> 00:09:47,244 [as Mike] Hey! 260 00:09:47,338 --> 00:09:49,613 How's my favorite pro-douche? 261 00:09:49,711 --> 00:09:52,815 Mike? Good to hear your voice. 262 00:09:52,916 --> 00:09:54,919 Yeah. Yeah. This is my voice. 263 00:09:55,018 --> 00:09:58,189 Um, just callin' about this porn star role 264 00:09:58,287 --> 00:09:59,623 for my client Lucas. 265 00:09:59,723 --> 00:10:01,192 I know I wasn't chasin' it 266 00:10:01,290 --> 00:10:03,294 'cause it didn't have enough traum-traum in it... 267 00:10:03,392 --> 00:10:04,595 [chuckles] 268 00:10:04,694 --> 00:10:07,098 You do always call it that. 269 00:10:07,196 --> 00:10:12,036 Anyway, I changed my mind and I am chasin' it now. 270 00:10:12,135 --> 00:10:15,706 So what do you say we give the role to Lukey boy? 271 00:10:15,804 --> 00:10:17,608 Sorry, Mike, I'm in an AIDS play. 272 00:10:17,707 --> 00:10:18,976 I'm steppin' out to the bathroom now. 273 00:10:19,074 --> 00:10:20,611 No, no, no. No, don't step out. 274 00:10:20,709 --> 00:10:22,146 You're good where you are. [door opens] 275 00:10:22,245 --> 00:10:24,781 Okay, listen, Mike, I wish I had known sooner, 276 00:10:24,881 --> 00:10:28,052 but we're circlin' someone else. 277 00:10:28,150 --> 00:10:30,087 Mike? Mike? 278 00:10:30,186 --> 00:10:32,990 Mike, what's up? What, are you upset? 279 00:10:33,088 --> 00:10:36,260 Are you seriously giving me the silent treatment right now? 280 00:10:36,358 --> 00:10:38,695 Or are--are you-- are you threatening me? 281 00:10:38,795 --> 00:10:40,697 Are you threatening me, Mike? 282 00:10:40,797 --> 00:10:42,299 So if I don't give Lucas this role, 283 00:10:42,398 --> 00:10:44,335 you're gonna tell people about the girl? 284 00:10:44,434 --> 00:10:46,237 You're gonna tell people about the girl and the boy 285 00:10:46,336 --> 00:10:49,040 on that boat? This is a new low, Mike. 286 00:10:49,139 --> 00:10:52,208 Fine. He can have it. He can fuckin' have it. 287 00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:54,111 [sighs] Love to Shelly. 288 00:11:02,151 --> 00:11:03,354 Hooray? 289 00:11:03,453 --> 00:11:04,856 [both giggling] 290 00:11:04,954 --> 00:11:06,757 - You're so cute. - No, you're so cute. 291 00:11:06,856 --> 00:11:08,893 - [both giggle] - Chase! 292 00:11:08,991 --> 00:11:11,963 - Brooke. - Oh, my God. Okay. 293 00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:15,266 I'm so--I did not expect to find you in a full bed. 294 00:11:15,359 --> 00:11:16,733 But much love, little bro. 295 00:11:16,832 --> 00:11:19,203 - What are you doin' here? - I just, um-- 296 00:11:19,302 --> 00:11:21,705 I'm here because you two cannot be together. 297 00:11:21,803 --> 00:11:25,576 I'm sorry, Chase and whatever your name is. 298 00:11:25,675 --> 00:11:27,044 It's Pam. Pam Snot. 299 00:11:27,143 --> 00:11:30,848 Pam Snot? Is this a prank on Shuli? 300 00:11:30,947 --> 00:11:33,217 [gasps] Get dressed at once. 301 00:11:33,316 --> 00:11:34,518 - Shuli. - My God. 302 00:11:34,617 --> 00:11:35,853 Just think what would happen 303 00:11:35,952 --> 00:11:37,288 if Kiernan's team got word of this. 304 00:11:37,386 --> 00:11:40,157 I don't care about Kiernan Shipka, okay? 305 00:11:40,256 --> 00:11:42,693 - I care about Pam. - Well, that's fuckin' insane. 306 00:11:42,792 --> 00:11:44,427 But if it's true, the best thing 307 00:11:44,527 --> 00:11:47,298 you can do for her is never see her again. 308 00:11:47,396 --> 00:11:48,765 Now back to your box. 309 00:11:48,865 --> 00:11:51,368 And you, back to orchestra. 310 00:11:55,338 --> 00:11:56,740 [sighs] 311 00:11:57,940 --> 00:11:59,243 Excuse me. 312 00:12:01,777 --> 00:12:04,481 I did it. I got the role for Lucas. 313 00:12:04,580 --> 00:12:05,716 [sighs] [phone buzzes] 314 00:12:05,815 --> 00:12:07,650 Oh, my God. I just got cast 315 00:12:07,751 --> 00:12:09,653 in an Adam McKay movie. 316 00:12:09,752 --> 00:12:12,523 Me, Lukas Gage. 317 00:12:12,622 --> 00:12:13,891 - [sighs] - No. 318 00:12:13,990 --> 00:12:18,262 He manages two Lucases? Fuck. 319 00:12:19,462 --> 00:12:22,799 I did it. I saved the day. 320 00:12:22,899 --> 00:12:24,268 You okay? Where'd you go? 321 00:12:24,367 --> 00:12:27,304 Oh, uh, just a tree emergency. 322 00:12:27,403 --> 00:12:29,773 But I'm back now. Won't happen again. 323 00:12:29,873 --> 00:12:33,810 We finally know what it is... 324 00:12:33,910 --> 00:12:38,415 a great big mystery. 325 00:12:38,515 --> 00:12:40,284 [applause] 326 00:12:40,382 --> 00:12:42,954 Thank you for coming to "8 Gay Men with AIDS: 327 00:12:43,052 --> 00:12:44,288 A Poem in Many Hours." 328 00:12:44,387 --> 00:12:46,490 How is this about the AIDS crisis 329 00:12:46,589 --> 00:12:48,092 but there was never any AIDS? 330 00:12:48,191 --> 00:12:50,027 Join us tomorrow for "8 Gay Men with AIDS: 331 00:12:50,126 --> 00:12:51,996 A Poem in Many Hours, Part Two." 332 00:12:52,095 --> 00:12:53,725 What? all: What? 333 00:12:55,832 --> 00:12:56,766 Hello. Welcome back. 334 00:12:56,866 --> 00:12:58,034 Welcome back to part two. 335 00:12:58,134 --> 00:12:59,369 Feel like I've spent 336 00:12:59,469 --> 00:13:00,771 more time here recently 337 00:13:00,870 --> 00:13:02,539 - than I have at our house. - At least tonight 338 00:13:02,639 --> 00:13:03,940 we'll actually get to AIDS. 339 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:06,243 Or why does the screen on stage 340 00:13:06,337 --> 00:13:08,045 say Germany, 1939? 341 00:13:08,144 --> 00:13:09,947 - [clears throat] - I--I mean, if they feel 342 00:13:10,046 --> 00:13:12,649 that we need more context before we get to AIDS, 343 00:13:12,749 --> 00:13:14,746 then, my God, of course. 344 00:13:14,851 --> 00:13:16,748 - Thank you. - I really appreciate it. 345 00:13:16,852 --> 00:13:19,891 - You got it. - Hey, um, Lukas Gage? 346 00:13:19,989 --> 00:13:21,458 - Hello. Hey. - [chuckles] Hey. 347 00:13:21,557 --> 00:13:23,560 Um, so I have a weird favor to ask. 348 00:13:23,660 --> 00:13:24,728 - Oh. - My boyfriend 349 00:13:24,827 --> 00:13:26,931 is Lucas Lambert Moy. 350 00:13:27,030 --> 00:13:29,132 Right, yeah, that-- oof, that must be tough. 351 00:13:29,232 --> 00:13:31,869 Yeah, between the last couple roles and this play, 352 00:13:31,968 --> 00:13:34,705 we still haven't been able to fuck. 353 00:13:34,803 --> 00:13:36,407 And even aside from the sex, right? 354 00:13:36,506 --> 00:13:38,242 So I was wondering if there was any way 355 00:13:38,341 --> 00:13:41,012 you might, uh, give up that porn star role 356 00:13:41,110 --> 00:13:42,980 so he could have it? 'Cause if he's playing 357 00:13:43,079 --> 00:13:46,417 a horny, out, gay guy, then we--we can fuck. 358 00:13:46,515 --> 00:13:49,153 I think I understand. And I would love to help. 359 00:13:49,252 --> 00:13:51,889 I just--I think I'm, like, perfect for that role. 360 00:13:51,987 --> 00:13:55,787 Like, underneath these clothes, my body is--is really good. 361 00:13:55,892 --> 00:13:56,961 No. Yeah, I know. 362 00:13:57,059 --> 00:13:58,896 - I, uh... I Google. - Oh, thank you. 363 00:13:58,995 --> 00:14:00,697 - Chase, Chase, over here. - ChaseDreams! 364 00:14:00,797 --> 00:14:02,033 - Hey. - Wait, who's that? 365 00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:03,766 - Hi. - This is, uh--this is Pam. 366 00:14:03,867 --> 00:14:04,902 - [gasps] - Yo, yo. 367 00:14:05,001 --> 00:14:05,903 - Chase! - Say cheese, Chase. 368 00:14:06,002 --> 00:14:07,404 What have you done? 369 00:14:07,503 --> 00:14:08,672 Say hi to Pam. 370 00:14:08,772 --> 00:14:10,341 Streeter, we have a code red. 371 00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:13,210 He's here with Snot. 372 00:14:13,309 --> 00:14:15,146 Whoa. What's goin' on over there? 373 00:14:15,244 --> 00:14:17,114 Uh, h--how would I know? 374 00:14:17,213 --> 00:14:18,682 I was with you all last night 375 00:14:18,782 --> 00:14:20,784 except for that tree emergency. 376 00:14:20,884 --> 00:14:22,186 Let's go watch the play. 377 00:14:22,285 --> 00:14:24,989 [camera shutters snapping] 378 00:14:25,087 --> 00:14:28,292 [chanting in German] 379 00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:36,868 Should listen to Shuli 380 00:14:36,966 --> 00:14:38,034 - what she's saying to you. - Yes. 381 00:14:38,134 --> 00:14:39,936 My God. I do-- [door closes] 382 00:14:40,036 --> 00:14:42,239 - [sighs] - [snores] 383 00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:43,940 Sorry. Sorry, B. 384 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:45,376 You know, I know AIDS is bad, 385 00:14:45,474 --> 00:14:48,980 but I worked a double today. I'm exhausted. 386 00:14:49,078 --> 00:14:53,350 That's fine. You deserve the rest. 387 00:14:53,449 --> 00:14:54,952 Yeah. 388 00:14:56,553 --> 00:14:58,122 [snores] 389 00:14:59,955 --> 00:15:01,625 I mean, come on, you don't get to pick 390 00:15:01,719 --> 00:15:02,693 - your girlfriends. - Hey, guys. 391 00:15:02,792 --> 00:15:04,228 Hey, kiddo. 392 00:15:04,327 --> 00:15:06,230 - How you holdin' up? - About what? 393 00:15:06,329 --> 00:15:08,065 Me and your mom breaking up. 394 00:15:08,164 --> 00:15:10,734 Oh, that has not affected me in any way. 395 00:15:10,828 --> 00:15:12,369 Okay, so I assume that we're talking 396 00:15:12,468 --> 00:15:14,538 - about how Chase can't date Pam? - Yes. 397 00:15:14,638 --> 00:15:15,739 But thanks to Chase, 398 00:15:15,839 --> 00:15:17,408 they've already been seen together. 399 00:15:17,506 --> 00:15:19,643 Okay, I've been thinking, and how about this? 400 00:15:19,743 --> 00:15:20,873 She's a contest winner. 401 00:15:20,976 --> 00:15:22,279 Yeah, there was, like, a contest 402 00:15:22,378 --> 00:15:24,048 to come see a Broadway play 403 00:15:24,141 --> 00:15:27,618 through, like, Dannon Yogurt or some shit and she won. 404 00:15:27,717 --> 00:15:28,985 Yes. 405 00:15:29,085 --> 00:15:31,555 She's nothin' but a silly contest girl. 406 00:15:31,654 --> 00:15:33,024 A yogurt-eater. 407 00:15:33,123 --> 00:15:36,226 Brooke, this is an excellent idea. 408 00:15:36,325 --> 00:15:38,595 Homosexuals are like a-- 409 00:15:38,695 --> 00:15:40,531 like a sort of plague. 410 00:15:40,630 --> 00:15:44,400 - They are a plague... - I think you're being selfish. 411 00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:46,570 - What? - It's just you already got 412 00:15:46,668 --> 00:15:47,939 to have your ass ate in "White Lotus." 413 00:15:48,037 --> 00:15:49,206 I feel like you should let 414 00:15:49,305 --> 00:15:50,641 other people have sex on camera. 415 00:15:50,739 --> 00:15:52,176 I mean, if anything, you should have to do 416 00:15:52,275 --> 00:15:55,512 - one of these now. - Sorry. No dice, man. 417 00:15:55,607 --> 00:15:57,882 Okay, how about this? 418 00:15:57,981 --> 00:15:59,483 If you give up the role, 419 00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:00,751 I'll eat your ass 420 00:16:00,850 --> 00:16:03,020 or you can eat mine. 421 00:16:03,119 --> 00:16:05,957 So now you want me to give up a movie role 422 00:16:06,055 --> 00:16:07,859 and eat your ass? 423 00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:10,094 - [scoffs] - [sighs] 424 00:16:11,623 --> 00:16:13,197 I mean, it's a good ass. 425 00:16:13,295 --> 00:16:15,699 Okay, no, I'm not calling Pam a contest winner. 426 00:16:15,798 --> 00:16:18,931 - She's my girlfriend. - Chase, be realistic. 427 00:16:19,035 --> 00:16:21,072 You can't date a normal girl. 428 00:16:21,170 --> 00:16:22,373 But I like that she's normal. 429 00:16:22,472 --> 00:16:24,108 We're not just talking how it looks. 430 00:16:24,206 --> 00:16:26,543 Though it does look... cray. 431 00:16:26,641 --> 00:16:28,445 We're talking if you break up or-- 432 00:16:28,544 --> 00:16:30,447 Whoa, why are we jumpin' to breaking up? 433 00:16:30,546 --> 00:16:32,249 Oh, shit, it's almost intermission 434 00:16:32,348 --> 00:16:34,150 and Lance'll be up soon, but I can try and sneak out 435 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,988 - during the next act? - Yes. I would love that. 436 00:16:37,086 --> 00:16:40,424 - Eee. - In all of history. 437 00:16:40,522 --> 00:16:42,126 - [applause] - Thank you. 438 00:16:42,225 --> 00:16:43,594 We will now take a brief intermission. 439 00:16:43,694 --> 00:16:45,062 [both yawn] 440 00:16:45,995 --> 00:16:47,798 - How'd you sleep? - Good. You? 441 00:16:47,897 --> 00:16:49,400 Good. 442 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:50,701 Good. 443 00:16:52,769 --> 00:16:54,671 Okay. Sorry, sorry, sorry. 444 00:16:54,770 --> 00:16:56,273 - Is there anything on earth... - Oh, my God. 445 00:16:56,372 --> 00:16:57,942 I can do to make you give up this role? 446 00:16:58,041 --> 00:16:59,643 Sorry, man. No. 447 00:16:59,737 --> 00:17:01,012 But it was nice meeting you. 448 00:17:01,111 --> 00:17:03,514 I'm actually-- I'm gonna duck out. 449 00:17:03,612 --> 00:17:06,350 This play is just so long, right? 450 00:17:07,650 --> 00:17:10,054 I'll tweet that you left. [clicks tongue] 451 00:17:12,956 --> 00:17:15,159 - What? - I'll tweet 452 00:17:15,257 --> 00:17:18,262 that I saw you, Lukas Gage, 453 00:17:18,361 --> 00:17:20,364 walking out of the AIDS play. 454 00:17:20,462 --> 00:17:22,366 - You wouldn't dare. - Really? 455 00:17:22,465 --> 00:17:24,701 I haven't fucked in months, Lukas. 456 00:17:24,801 --> 00:17:26,237 Who know what I'll do? 457 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:29,173 [bell chimes] 458 00:17:30,172 --> 00:17:31,675 Your move, Gage. 459 00:17:31,775 --> 00:17:34,645 [tense music] 460 00:17:34,744 --> 00:17:38,482 ♪ ♪ 461 00:17:38,582 --> 00:17:39,951 Fine. 462 00:17:40,049 --> 00:17:43,687 I'll just stay and watch. 463 00:17:46,289 --> 00:17:48,860 - [grumbles] - Gentlemen, please. 464 00:17:48,958 --> 00:17:50,361 It has been settled. 465 00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:54,966 We shall call this land "America." 466 00:17:55,065 --> 00:17:58,135 Wow. 1776. 467 00:17:58,234 --> 00:18:01,939 We're more than 200 years before AIDS even started. 468 00:18:02,038 --> 00:18:05,242 [snoring] 469 00:18:15,318 --> 00:18:18,050 And remember, you can leave any time you want. 470 00:18:18,154 --> 00:18:20,224 - I won't say a word. - Nope. 471 00:18:20,323 --> 00:18:22,793 I actually like that we're in 1776, 472 00:18:22,892 --> 00:18:24,695 and I'm so excited to see 473 00:18:24,794 --> 00:18:27,098 how it all connects back to AIDS. 474 00:18:28,764 --> 00:18:30,134 Like, I wanna be seen as an adult. 475 00:18:30,233 --> 00:18:31,468 What do you mean? 476 00:18:31,567 --> 00:18:33,270 Your bare armpit was in "Rolling Stone." 477 00:18:33,369 --> 00:18:35,606 Yes, millions of girls, and let's be honest, boys, 478 00:18:35,705 --> 00:18:38,042 - have seen you as an adult. - By my team. 479 00:18:38,141 --> 00:18:39,610 I wanna make my own decisions. 480 00:18:39,708 --> 00:18:41,278 So you don't think we make good decisions? 481 00:18:41,377 --> 00:18:42,980 Shuli, my second album was released 482 00:18:43,079 --> 00:18:44,581 on the day of the insurrection. 483 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:46,217 - That's a good point. - Yeah, that was a full whiff. 484 00:18:46,315 --> 00:18:47,919 Our ancestors' ancestors. 485 00:18:48,017 --> 00:18:49,720 [applause] 486 00:18:49,818 --> 00:18:52,256 Thank you for coming to "8 Gay Men with AIDS: 487 00:18:52,355 --> 00:18:55,226 A Poem in Many Hours, Part Two." 488 00:18:55,324 --> 00:18:57,261 Hey, your hair's not in your pony. 489 00:18:57,359 --> 00:18:59,263 Oh, uh... must've fallen out 490 00:18:59,361 --> 00:19:01,398 while I was sleepin' so damn hard 491 00:19:01,497 --> 00:19:02,733 through this AIDS play. 492 00:19:02,832 --> 00:19:04,135 Oh, yeah. Makes sense. 493 00:19:04,234 --> 00:19:05,769 Good thing the play's over now, right? 494 00:19:05,868 --> 00:19:08,339 Join us tomorrow night for "8 Gay Men with AIDS: 495 00:19:08,437 --> 00:19:11,308 A Poem in Many Hours, Part Two, Chapter Two." 496 00:19:11,407 --> 00:19:13,644 - [all groan] - Man, what? 497 00:19:13,742 --> 00:19:15,479 Sorry, I gotta work tomorrow night. 498 00:19:15,579 --> 00:19:18,515 This is your job now. 499 00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:21,085 Welcome back. Good evening. 500 00:19:21,183 --> 00:19:22,353 Here we are. Night three. 501 00:19:22,451 --> 00:19:24,188 Which is fine. Whatever they need. 502 00:19:24,287 --> 00:19:25,489 Of course. I didn't say otherwise. 503 00:19:25,588 --> 00:19:27,724 I didn't say you said otherwise. 504 00:19:27,824 --> 00:19:30,827 [grunting] 505 00:19:32,095 --> 00:19:33,898 Good morning, Lukey. 506 00:19:33,997 --> 00:19:36,128 We're in caveman times now. That's right. 507 00:19:36,232 --> 00:19:37,468 This AIDS play 508 00:19:37,566 --> 00:19:40,471 is at the literal dawn of time. 509 00:19:40,569 --> 00:19:42,173 So you gotta ask yourself, 510 00:19:42,272 --> 00:19:44,541 how does this connect to AIDS? 511 00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:47,678 And more importantly, when? 512 00:19:47,777 --> 00:19:52,283 I guess we'll just have to wait and see. 513 00:19:52,381 --> 00:19:53,918 Yes, we will. 514 00:19:54,017 --> 00:19:56,587 - [snoring] - [grunting] 515 00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:03,360 - [sighs] - So if Chase 516 00:20:03,459 --> 00:20:05,229 is going to be with her, we need to be ready 517 00:20:05,328 --> 00:20:06,998 - to tell the press about her. - Okay. 518 00:20:07,096 --> 00:20:09,100 Well, Pam, why don't you tell us more about you? 519 00:20:09,198 --> 00:20:10,734 Like, who is Pam? 520 00:20:10,833 --> 00:20:12,703 Um, my favorite color is purple. 521 00:20:12,801 --> 00:20:14,872 - Okay, what if we kill her? - Streeter, no. 522 00:20:14,966 --> 00:20:16,941 Chase, what do you see in Pam? 523 00:20:17,039 --> 00:20:18,842 She's kind. She's pretty. 524 00:20:18,942 --> 00:20:20,311 She makes me laugh. Like, ask them 525 00:20:20,409 --> 00:20:21,412 what you asked me when we first met. 526 00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:23,414 Okay, would you rather 527 00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:25,177 poop out your mouth 528 00:20:25,281 --> 00:20:26,283 or eat with your butt? 529 00:20:26,383 --> 00:20:27,751 Oh, my God. 530 00:20:28,751 --> 00:20:31,088 [sighs] I guess eat with my butt. 531 00:20:31,187 --> 00:20:33,290 That's beautiful, Tiny. 532 00:20:33,389 --> 00:20:37,594 The world is at once new and old. 533 00:20:37,693 --> 00:20:40,697 - Knowable and yet... - Wait, who is this woman now? 534 00:20:40,796 --> 00:20:43,100 I don't even know what time we're in. 535 00:20:43,199 --> 00:20:45,903 That's because they've stopped doing times, Lukas. 536 00:20:46,002 --> 00:20:49,473 I think we might be in no time at all. 537 00:20:49,572 --> 00:20:52,276 - [chuckles] 538 00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:54,411 - Oh, my God. - No! Look--no. 539 00:20:54,511 --> 00:20:56,247 Streeter, listen. 540 00:20:56,345 --> 00:20:57,448 If you eat with your butt, 541 00:20:57,547 --> 00:20:58,582 you can never go to restaurants. 542 00:20:58,682 --> 00:20:59,951 - Yep. - Final answer, 543 00:21:00,049 --> 00:21:01,252 - poop out my mouth. - But then you taste 544 00:21:01,351 --> 00:21:02,619 - poop every day? - No. 545 00:21:02,718 --> 00:21:04,255 'Cause your tongue is in your butt. 546 00:21:04,353 --> 00:21:06,218 Ahh. Chase, this is a disaster, 547 00:21:06,322 --> 00:21:07,791 but I like the girl. Makes me think. 548 00:21:07,890 --> 00:21:09,293 - Thank you. - Brooke, shouldn't you get 549 00:21:09,392 --> 00:21:10,361 back inside before Lance wakes up? 550 00:21:10,459 --> 00:21:11,662 Yeah, yeah. But hang on. 551 00:21:11,761 --> 00:21:13,264 Like, your tongue is in your butt now, 552 00:21:13,363 --> 00:21:15,499 - right, Pam? - [speaking native language] 553 00:21:15,598 --> 00:21:19,403 Oof, and now she's starting the Kaddish? 554 00:21:19,502 --> 00:21:21,272 I think we're in for a day four, 555 00:21:21,371 --> 00:21:22,639 maybe even a five. 556 00:21:22,738 --> 00:21:25,309 How do you like the taste of that? 557 00:21:27,210 --> 00:21:28,379 Okay, fine. 558 00:21:28,478 --> 00:21:30,081 He can have the fuckin' part. 559 00:21:30,179 --> 00:21:32,549 I just-- I can't take it anymore. 560 00:21:32,648 --> 00:21:34,385 I know it's important. I just--I've seen this 561 00:21:34,483 --> 00:21:36,387 - so many times. - Shh. 562 00:21:36,485 --> 00:21:38,755 People are trying to sleep. 563 00:21:38,855 --> 00:21:40,858 Fuck. [groans] 564 00:21:40,957 --> 00:21:42,626 [woman chanting] 565 00:21:44,328 --> 00:21:45,796 B? 566 00:21:51,034 --> 00:21:52,603 What the-- 567 00:21:59,508 --> 00:22:01,145 - [laughs] - Where is the tongue? 568 00:22:01,244 --> 00:22:03,014 - Would it taste-- - The aftertaste 569 00:22:03,112 --> 00:22:05,482 - would be ugh. - Hey, B. 570 00:22:05,582 --> 00:22:07,484 What's goin' on out here? 571 00:22:07,584 --> 00:22:10,254 Oh, I, uh... 572 00:22:10,352 --> 00:22:12,789 I--I was just thirsty. 573 00:22:12,888 --> 00:22:14,525 Yeah, and I--I came to get a drink of water 574 00:22:14,624 --> 00:22:17,289 and I--I ran into Shuli. 575 00:22:17,393 --> 00:22:19,263 Are you back in the industry? 576 00:22:19,363 --> 00:22:20,697 No. No. 577 00:22:20,796 --> 00:22:22,967 I do good now. Remember? I love trees. 578 00:22:23,066 --> 00:22:26,703 Don't lie. You can tell the truth. 579 00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:30,807 Okay, fine. 580 00:22:30,907 --> 00:22:33,710 The truth is... 581 00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:35,746 I'm having sex with Shuli. 582 00:22:35,844 --> 00:22:38,415 Yeah, it's a Holland Taylor/ Sarah Paulson thing. 583 00:22:38,515 --> 00:22:41,313 Am I Holland Taylor? 584 00:22:41,418 --> 00:22:42,753 Okay. 585 00:22:43,853 --> 00:22:47,058 - Okay. - No, wait. Come on. 586 00:22:47,151 --> 00:22:49,393 No, wait. No, come on. I just-- 587 00:22:49,492 --> 00:22:50,727 - No. Don't worry about it. - Lance, I-- 588 00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:52,396 - It's all good, B. - No, I-- 589 00:22:52,495 --> 00:22:54,031 look, I was having sex with Shuli, 590 00:22:54,130 --> 00:22:55,432 but it's--it's over. 591 00:22:55,531 --> 00:22:57,534 - It's in the past. - All good, B. 592 00:22:57,633 --> 00:23:01,072 Lance! [door opens, closes] 593 00:23:03,873 --> 00:23:05,176 Welcome. Welcome back to day four. 594 00:23:05,274 --> 00:23:06,310 - [clears throat] - You know, 595 00:23:06,409 --> 00:23:07,912 my boyfriend's in this. 596 00:23:08,010 --> 00:23:09,713 Yeah, he just got cast in a movie too. 597 00:23:09,812 --> 00:23:11,916 I'm not sure when it films, 598 00:23:12,014 --> 00:23:13,550 'cause he's always in character, 599 00:23:13,649 --> 00:23:14,986 but I'm gonna break into his email tonight 600 00:23:15,084 --> 00:23:18,289 to find out. Then we can finally have sex. 601 00:23:18,389 --> 00:23:19,623 Ticket, ma'am? 602 00:23:19,722 --> 00:23:21,092 Maybe it's because I've been here 603 00:23:21,190 --> 00:23:22,493 for four days, 604 00:23:22,592 --> 00:23:24,128 but that made no sense to me. 605 00:23:24,227 --> 00:23:26,964 Yeah, no, it does make sense. [scanner beeps] 606 00:23:27,063 --> 00:23:29,300 Good afternoon. At today's performance, 607 00:23:29,399 --> 00:23:31,835 the role of Larry will be played by Rob Moss 608 00:23:31,934 --> 00:23:34,238 because Lucas Lambert Moy is shooting a film. 609 00:23:34,337 --> 00:23:36,941 Thank you so much and enjoy the matinee. 610 00:23:37,034 --> 00:23:39,210 Wait, what? It's today? 611 00:23:39,308 --> 00:23:42,646 Oh, shit. It's only two scenes. 612 00:23:44,580 --> 00:23:49,086 Sorry, do you know where he's shooting? 613 00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:51,722 Well, actually... 614 00:23:51,822 --> 00:23:54,125 - [hangers clack] - [sighs] 615 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,231 Okay, I'm not getting ready for this AIDS play 616 00:24:00,329 --> 00:24:01,899 until you talk to me. 617 00:24:05,368 --> 00:24:07,038 Like, I don't know what you want me to say, all right? 618 00:24:07,136 --> 00:24:09,573 Me and Shuli were sleeping together. 619 00:24:09,672 --> 00:24:10,607 - And I'm--that's-- - Oh, God. 620 00:24:10,707 --> 00:24:11,909 Just shut the fuck up. 621 00:24:12,008 --> 00:24:13,510 - What? - Enough with the lying. 622 00:24:13,609 --> 00:24:16,613 Just fucking stop it, okay? Please. 623 00:24:20,884 --> 00:24:22,719 Okay? 624 00:24:22,819 --> 00:24:25,056 Fine. Okay. I just-- 625 00:24:27,123 --> 00:24:29,260 I have been embarrassed to let you know this, 626 00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:32,296 but I don't like trees. 627 00:24:32,396 --> 00:24:33,697 What? 628 00:24:33,796 --> 00:24:35,900 I don't wanna do the tree thing. 629 00:24:35,999 --> 00:24:38,069 Okay? I don't care about trees. 630 00:24:38,166 --> 00:24:40,304 And it makes me feel like there's something wrong with me 631 00:24:40,397 --> 00:24:42,139 because all these people that I work with 632 00:24:42,238 --> 00:24:43,908 fuckin' love trees. 633 00:24:44,007 --> 00:24:47,439 But it's just not... in me or something? 634 00:24:47,543 --> 00:24:49,441 Like--like, I think I hate trees. 635 00:24:49,546 --> 00:24:51,548 Okay, who gives a shit? 636 00:24:51,648 --> 00:24:52,850 If you don't like trees, 637 00:24:52,949 --> 00:24:54,785 then find something else you do like. 638 00:24:54,884 --> 00:24:56,921 But that's the problem, okay? 639 00:24:57,020 --> 00:24:57,922 I already did. 640 00:24:58,021 --> 00:24:59,891 Like, I liked being a manager. 641 00:24:59,989 --> 00:25:01,392 But then the last few years, 642 00:25:01,490 --> 00:25:02,659 everyone started trying to find 643 00:25:02,759 --> 00:25:04,328 something more meaningful to do, 644 00:25:04,426 --> 00:25:05,696 but I had just done that. 645 00:25:05,794 --> 00:25:09,133 Being a manager was meaningful to me. 646 00:25:09,232 --> 00:25:12,236 Like, I liked it. I was fuckin' good at it. 647 00:25:12,335 --> 00:25:14,005 Then that's great? 648 00:25:14,103 --> 00:25:15,973 No, it's not, because I can't do it 649 00:25:16,072 --> 00:25:17,508 without feeling judged all the time. 650 00:25:17,606 --> 00:25:19,176 By who? Who's judging you? 651 00:25:19,275 --> 00:25:22,113 You! You're judging me. 652 00:25:22,211 --> 00:25:24,648 Whoa. Whoa, what? 653 00:25:24,747 --> 00:25:26,217 - Quiet all around. - Quiet all around. 654 00:25:26,315 --> 00:25:29,481 And we are rolling. 655 00:25:29,586 --> 00:25:31,122 [pants] There they are. 656 00:25:31,221 --> 00:25:33,724 I'm here, Lucas! 657 00:25:35,324 --> 00:25:36,928 I'm coming to fuck you, baby. 658 00:25:39,629 --> 00:25:40,697 And cut! 659 00:25:40,797 --> 00:25:41,899 - No! - That's a cut. 660 00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:43,267 No, no, no. Please tell me 661 00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:44,701 Lucas Lambert Moy has not wrapped. 662 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:45,970 Holy shit. What the fuck is this? 663 00:25:46,068 --> 00:25:47,571 No, it's okay. I'm totally normal. 664 00:25:47,670 --> 00:25:49,206 My boyfriend is just always in character 665 00:25:49,305 --> 00:25:51,142 so I'm coming here to have sex with him real quick 666 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:52,443 before he wraps this role 667 00:25:52,542 --> 00:25:53,777 and goes back into this other role 668 00:25:53,876 --> 00:25:55,579 - where we can't. - Actors make me so sad. 669 00:25:55,678 --> 00:25:57,014 But you're in luck. The director may need 670 00:25:57,113 --> 00:25:58,549 to go one more time after lunch. 671 00:25:58,647 --> 00:26:00,184 He's gonna watch playback to decide. 672 00:26:00,283 --> 00:26:03,054 Yeah. Yeah. Great. 673 00:26:03,153 --> 00:26:04,388 Oh, my God. 674 00:26:04,488 --> 00:26:06,623 Yeah, this--this is bad. 675 00:26:06,723 --> 00:26:08,025 Yeah, you can't use this. 676 00:26:08,124 --> 00:26:09,760 Let's just go again after lunch. 677 00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:11,062 - Yes. - He's happy. 678 00:26:11,161 --> 00:26:12,496 So that's lunch and a picture wrap 679 00:26:12,595 --> 00:26:13,664 on Lucas Lambert Moy. 680 00:26:13,764 --> 00:26:15,166 What? No! 681 00:26:15,265 --> 00:26:18,102 No, no, no. [sobs] 682 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,503 Sorry, buddy. 683 00:26:19,602 --> 00:26:20,704 But I--I have to ask, 684 00:26:20,804 --> 00:26:22,907 what exactly was the plan here? 685 00:26:23,006 --> 00:26:25,509 To... have sex with my boyfriend. 686 00:26:25,608 --> 00:26:26,978 Yeah. But then what? 687 00:26:27,076 --> 00:26:28,980 I mean, doesn't it suck to never be able 688 00:26:29,079 --> 00:26:30,915 to talk or connect with him in any way? 689 00:26:31,014 --> 00:26:33,050 I don't know. Could be wrong. 690 00:26:33,149 --> 00:26:34,751 [sighs] 691 00:26:35,851 --> 00:26:38,155 Oh, my God, are you serious right now? 692 00:26:38,254 --> 00:26:39,823 I'm judging you? That's what you're tellin' me? 693 00:26:39,922 --> 00:26:42,159 Yes, like, nonstop while you're off doing 694 00:26:42,258 --> 00:26:43,694 all your brain surgeries. 695 00:26:43,792 --> 00:26:44,996 First of all, that's not remotely 696 00:26:45,094 --> 00:26:46,663 what nurses do, and I've told you 697 00:26:46,762 --> 00:26:49,766 a thousand times, I don't judge what you do, B. 698 00:26:49,866 --> 00:26:51,102 Jesus with this shit. 699 00:26:51,201 --> 00:26:53,337 [chuckles] No, no. Yes--yes, you do. 700 00:26:53,437 --> 00:26:54,738 You do judge me. 701 00:26:54,837 --> 00:26:56,240 Like, last month, remember, at the bar, 702 00:26:56,339 --> 00:26:57,674 when you and your friends were all laughing 703 00:26:57,774 --> 00:26:59,877 and you said that my job can be 704 00:26:59,976 --> 00:27:01,545 "a little dumb sometimes." 705 00:27:01,644 --> 00:27:03,614 - And I quote. - What? 706 00:27:03,713 --> 00:27:05,917 Okay, if I did say that, 707 00:27:06,016 --> 00:27:08,519 I was probably just agreeing with you. 708 00:27:08,612 --> 00:27:11,522 Also, all jobs can be dumb sometimes. 709 00:27:11,621 --> 00:27:12,890 Well, you did. You did say it. 710 00:27:12,989 --> 00:27:14,325 And I just--I can't unhear 711 00:27:14,423 --> 00:27:16,393 - the judgement in your voice. - Oh, my God. 712 00:27:16,492 --> 00:27:19,830 Give me a fucking break, dude! 713 00:27:19,929 --> 00:27:21,532 You don't feel judged by me, Brooke. 714 00:27:21,631 --> 00:27:23,700 You don't. And you know you don't. 715 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,102 You have judgement on yourself 716 00:27:25,201 --> 00:27:27,404 and you're makin' this about me. 717 00:27:27,503 --> 00:27:29,874 I have been nothing but supportive of you. 718 00:27:29,973 --> 00:27:31,208 You say you wanna be a manager? 719 00:27:31,307 --> 00:27:32,877 I say, "Hell yeah. That's great. 720 00:27:32,976 --> 00:27:34,511 I love my girl as a manager." 721 00:27:34,610 --> 00:27:35,847 But then you don't believe me. 722 00:27:35,945 --> 00:27:37,548 So then you say you wanna do trees. 723 00:27:37,646 --> 00:27:39,316 I say, "Great. Hell yeah, girl, 724 00:27:39,416 --> 00:27:40,784 do those trees." 725 00:27:40,882 --> 00:27:42,353 And then you're mad at me for supporting the trees. 726 00:27:42,451 --> 00:27:44,255 It's like--it's like I can't fuckin' win with you. 727 00:27:44,354 --> 00:27:48,092 'Cause you never should have let me do the trees, Lance. 728 00:27:48,191 --> 00:27:50,161 Like, you know me better than anybody, 729 00:27:50,259 --> 00:27:52,029 and yet you let me quit a job that I love 730 00:27:52,128 --> 00:27:53,865 to go plant fuckin' trees? 731 00:27:53,963 --> 00:27:55,799 You should have fuckin' stopped me. 732 00:27:55,899 --> 00:27:58,302 You kept saying it's what you wanted. 733 00:27:58,395 --> 00:27:59,670 And it's not my fucking job 734 00:27:59,770 --> 00:28:01,873 to make you be honest with me. 735 00:28:01,970 --> 00:28:04,341 Okay, well, that is a very interesting point 736 00:28:04,441 --> 00:28:08,179 so... fuck you. 737 00:28:09,746 --> 00:28:12,616 Listen, during the pandemic, 738 00:28:12,716 --> 00:28:14,418 all I did was listen to my gut 739 00:28:14,517 --> 00:28:16,687 and decide to do something that made me happy. 740 00:28:16,786 --> 00:28:18,389 That's all I did. 741 00:28:19,989 --> 00:28:23,627 You're the one who's makin' this constantly about you. 742 00:28:23,726 --> 00:28:25,229 You don't care at all about my job 743 00:28:25,328 --> 00:28:28,032 except how it relates to you, how it makes you feel. 744 00:28:28,131 --> 00:28:30,734 And it's exhausting, dude. Like, what about me? 745 00:28:30,832 --> 00:28:32,664 I want a partner too. I want somebody 746 00:28:32,768 --> 00:28:34,171 to show up for me, to support me. 747 00:28:34,270 --> 00:28:35,439 Not just someone 748 00:28:35,537 --> 00:28:37,474 who's always thinkin' about their own bullshit. 749 00:28:37,573 --> 00:28:39,076 And if you do have a problem, 750 00:28:39,175 --> 00:28:43,180 you need to fucking talk to me, B. 751 00:28:43,279 --> 00:28:45,883 But instead you spin and you spin 752 00:28:45,982 --> 00:28:47,218 and you dye your hair, 753 00:28:47,311 --> 00:28:48,385 and you sneak out on me. 754 00:28:48,484 --> 00:28:49,854 Like, we're engaged, dude. 755 00:28:49,952 --> 00:28:52,489 I'm your ride or die. 756 00:28:52,588 --> 00:28:54,191 But maybe that's the problem. 757 00:28:54,290 --> 00:28:55,826 You know I'm not goin' anywhere, 758 00:28:55,925 --> 00:28:57,394 so it just gives you this permission 759 00:28:57,493 --> 00:28:58,562 to just treat me like shit, 760 00:28:58,661 --> 00:29:00,297 to lie to me, to test me, 761 00:29:00,396 --> 00:29:01,693 to always be in your head 762 00:29:01,798 --> 00:29:03,767 instead of just listening to me 763 00:29:03,866 --> 00:29:05,536 or be a good partner to me. 764 00:29:05,635 --> 00:29:06,837 And I deserve that, B, 765 00:29:06,936 --> 00:29:09,340 'cause I'm a good fuckin' person. 766 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:10,942 [chuckles] 767 00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:13,344 Yes, that's been made very clear. 768 00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:17,849 Okay, cool. 769 00:29:17,948 --> 00:29:21,018 - Very cool, B. - What? 770 00:29:21,117 --> 00:29:23,054 That's what you have to say after all that? 771 00:29:23,153 --> 00:29:26,457 I--well, I'm just saying, we get it, you're good. 772 00:29:27,624 --> 00:29:29,026 That's all I'm saying. 773 00:29:30,193 --> 00:29:31,929 Okay, well, if we can't talk, 774 00:29:32,028 --> 00:29:35,832 then I don't know how we do this. 775 00:29:37,233 --> 00:29:39,170 Well, maybe we don't do this. 776 00:29:42,104 --> 00:29:44,475 Okay, yeah. Maybe we don't. 777 00:29:48,044 --> 00:29:50,447 [sighs] Go fuck yourself, Lance. 778 00:29:52,309 --> 00:29:53,745 [door opens] 779 00:29:56,052 --> 00:29:58,750 - [slurps] - [sighs] 780 00:29:58,854 --> 00:30:01,926 Hey, um, I was curious if we could talk, 781 00:30:02,025 --> 00:30:04,595 like, out of character for a second? 782 00:30:04,693 --> 00:30:09,333 I just--the way this is going now, with us, 783 00:30:09,432 --> 00:30:11,368 isn't working. People are right. 784 00:30:11,467 --> 00:30:13,804 It's weird I don't actually know 785 00:30:13,903 --> 00:30:15,172 the real you. 786 00:30:15,271 --> 00:30:18,242 So, what, you're gonna leave me 787 00:30:18,340 --> 00:30:20,144 - while I have HIV? - Okay, no. 788 00:30:20,243 --> 00:30:21,678 No, that's not what's happening here. 789 00:30:21,777 --> 00:30:23,447 I mean, if anything, I'm thinking of leaving you 790 00:30:23,540 --> 00:30:25,582 because you don't have HIV. 791 00:30:25,676 --> 00:30:27,051 Also, I thought the doctors said 792 00:30:27,150 --> 00:30:28,552 they "didn't know what it was"? 793 00:30:28,651 --> 00:30:30,621 Stop it. 794 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,489 Lucas? 795 00:30:32,589 --> 00:30:34,658 Was that you? 796 00:30:34,757 --> 00:30:36,560 If you're going, go. 797 00:30:36,659 --> 00:30:39,563 Okay, no. See, I don't wanna go. Okay? 798 00:30:39,662 --> 00:30:41,899 So what if we do this, 799 00:30:41,998 --> 00:30:43,700 you get out of character for one night 800 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,669 and we just talk and laugh 801 00:30:45,768 --> 00:30:47,638 and maybe we order pizza. 802 00:30:47,737 --> 00:30:50,341 Do you--do you like pizza? 803 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,543 And then you can just pop back into character 804 00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:54,411 and no one will be the wiser. 805 00:30:54,510 --> 00:30:56,881 Okay, please? I--I really want this to work. 806 00:30:56,973 --> 00:31:01,552 So just give me a reason to stay, I'll stay. 807 00:31:03,420 --> 00:31:04,755 [coughs] 808 00:31:04,854 --> 00:31:06,023 Okay. 809 00:31:06,122 --> 00:31:07,358 I guess I'm gonna go. 810 00:31:07,456 --> 00:31:09,894 You can just let yourself out whenever. 811 00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:12,529 [keys jangle] [sighs] 812 00:31:13,396 --> 00:31:15,827 Oh, flower delivery for Mr. Lambert Moy? 813 00:31:15,932 --> 00:31:16,828 - Yes. - Okay, yeah. 814 00:31:16,933 --> 00:31:18,335 Thank you. 815 00:31:21,104 --> 00:31:23,774 "Congratulations on your Tony nomination 816 00:31:23,874 --> 00:31:25,076 "for Best Actor. 817 00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:26,878 "Think of me for your future projects. 818 00:31:26,976 --> 00:31:29,713 Your fan, Debra Messing"? 819 00:31:29,812 --> 00:31:32,349 You got nominated for a full Tony? 820 00:31:36,653 --> 00:31:38,089 [sighs] 821 00:31:40,891 --> 00:31:42,226 [sighs] 822 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,296 [knock at door] 823 00:31:48,799 --> 00:31:50,863 [knocking continues] 824 00:31:54,003 --> 00:31:55,306 Hi. 825 00:31:55,405 --> 00:31:58,809 This is so dumb, but can I stay here tonight? 826 00:31:58,909 --> 00:32:01,012 Of course. 827 00:32:01,111 --> 00:32:03,981 You always have a place here at... 828 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:05,816 "Daddy's house." 829 00:32:05,915 --> 00:32:07,718 The bedrooms are upstairs. 830 00:32:07,818 --> 00:32:09,220 Thank you. 831 00:32:11,421 --> 00:32:12,556 [door closes] 832 00:32:20,730 --> 00:32:23,300 [chuckles] 833 00:32:25,835 --> 00:32:26,871 Oh, my God. 834 00:32:26,969 --> 00:32:29,440 Oh, you chose Cary's room. 835 00:32:29,538 --> 00:32:32,043 That's okay. You want something to eat? 836 00:32:32,141 --> 00:32:34,345 Capri Sun? String cheese? 837 00:32:34,445 --> 00:32:36,180 PB&J? 838 00:32:36,279 --> 00:32:38,415 You know, I-- I will take a PB&J, 839 00:32:38,514 --> 00:32:42,586 if you don't mind. No crusts, please. 840 00:32:42,686 --> 00:32:44,088 Comin' right up. 841 00:32:48,458 --> 00:32:51,562 [Chris Doney's "Magical Journeys"] 842 00:32:51,662 --> 00:32:54,731 [somber music] 843 00:32:54,831 --> 00:33:01,934 ♪ ♪ 844 00:33:12,649 --> 00:33:15,652 [sobbing] 845 00:33:24,027 --> 00:33:26,463 It's just--it's over. 846 00:33:26,562 --> 00:33:30,601 I can't believe it's actually over. 847 00:33:30,701 --> 00:33:32,569 I know. 848 00:33:32,668 --> 00:33:36,040 I--I'm sad your mom and I broke up, too, sweetheart. 849 00:33:36,139 --> 00:33:38,475 [whimpers] 850 00:33:38,575 --> 00:33:45,582 ♪ ♪