1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,876 - Yeah, then I have a watch party 2 00:00:00,976 --> 00:00:02,245 for Curtis' new show tonight, 3 00:00:02,343 --> 00:00:04,113 but I'm worried it's gonna be so bad? 4 00:00:04,212 --> 00:00:05,581 - Oh, no, really? - Yeah. 5 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:07,917 I mean, his character was fully a woman, 6 00:00:08,010 --> 00:00:09,718 and then they just made her a gay guy 7 00:00:09,818 --> 00:00:11,254 without changing any lines. 8 00:00:11,353 --> 00:00:12,989 - Well, that is how you guys talk. 9 00:00:13,087 --> 00:00:16,020 I mean, not you, but the fun ones. 10 00:00:16,123 --> 00:00:19,562 Also, are you sure that Lucas doesn't wanna walk with us? 11 00:00:19,660 --> 00:00:22,231 He's been, like, ten paces behind us all morning. 12 00:00:22,330 --> 00:00:23,766 - Oh, no, he's in this new miniseries 13 00:00:23,864 --> 00:00:26,102 about a gay serial killer, so technically, 14 00:00:26,201 --> 00:00:27,736 he's hunting me right now. 15 00:00:27,835 --> 00:00:29,372 - Hunting you? - Yeah, funny, right? 16 00:00:29,470 --> 00:00:31,074 He's actually playing one of the most prolific 17 00:00:31,172 --> 00:00:32,708 gay serial killers of all time. 18 00:00:32,807 --> 00:00:36,012 He's a sociopath who used to chop his victims' penises up 19 00:00:36,105 --> 00:00:38,714 into little pieces and then eat the pieces. 20 00:00:38,812 --> 00:00:40,849 - So I take it, still not having sex. 21 00:00:40,948 --> 00:00:43,047 - No, and he's not even really sleeping over now-- 22 00:00:43,151 --> 00:00:45,454 for my safety. - This is so terrifying. 23 00:00:45,553 --> 00:00:47,991 - Yeah, but it's for his art. - No, I mean you. 24 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:50,093 You're terrifying. [phone buzzing] 25 00:00:50,191 --> 00:00:52,328 Oh, it's our new stepdad. 26 00:00:52,426 --> 00:00:55,059 - [laughs] Holy shit. He just calls us now? 27 00:00:55,163 --> 00:00:57,000 - Hi, Daddy. - Brooke, hi. 28 00:00:57,099 --> 00:00:58,167 Uh, I was just calling 'cause 29 00:00:58,266 --> 00:00:59,702 it's your mom's birthday tomorrow, 30 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:01,370 and she said the only thing she wants to do 31 00:01:01,469 --> 00:01:03,472 is have a normal family dinner at Applebee's 32 00:01:03,571 --> 00:01:04,807 like you all used to in Ohio. 33 00:01:04,906 --> 00:01:05,942 No security, nothing. 34 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:07,276 - Sorry, she's a billionaire 35 00:01:07,375 --> 00:01:08,677 and she wants to eat at Applebee's? 36 00:01:08,777 --> 00:01:10,013 The food is vile. 37 00:01:10,112 --> 00:01:12,515 - L-O-L, that is legit impossible. 38 00:01:12,613 --> 00:01:15,284 She needs security if she's gonna eat at the Applebee's 39 00:01:15,382 --> 00:01:17,586 in, what, Times Square? 40 00:01:17,685 --> 00:01:19,588 They'll need to pre-screen all the diners, 41 00:01:19,687 --> 00:01:21,890 shut down Midtown, plus with you, 42 00:01:21,989 --> 00:01:23,292 you guys'll be swarmed. 43 00:01:23,391 --> 00:01:24,693 How does she think this is gonna happen? 44 00:01:24,792 --> 00:01:26,329 - She said maybe we could just ask everyone 45 00:01:26,428 --> 00:01:28,264 to be cool, like, really nicely. 46 00:01:28,363 --> 00:01:30,299 both: [laugh] Be cool? 47 00:01:30,398 --> 00:01:31,901 - Listen, we all know this can't happen, 48 00:01:31,999 --> 00:01:33,602 but she seems really desperate, you know, 49 00:01:33,701 --> 00:01:35,238 and I kinda wanna do something nice for her 50 00:01:35,336 --> 00:01:36,505 since we've just been on the Marvel plane 51 00:01:36,604 --> 00:01:38,141 having sex for the last month. 52 00:01:38,239 --> 00:01:39,408 - And that's a bad thing? 53 00:01:39,507 --> 00:01:40,843 - So I think I figured out a way 54 00:01:40,941 --> 00:01:42,478 to give this to her. You guys free tonight? 55 00:01:42,577 --> 00:01:44,280 - I mean, I just have to pop out early 56 00:01:44,379 --> 00:01:46,282 for a friend's watch party, but sure. 57 00:01:46,381 --> 00:01:47,816 - Great. I'll text you the address. 58 00:01:47,915 --> 00:01:49,418 - Well, isn't it just the Applebee's in Times-- 59 00:01:49,517 --> 00:01:52,888 [line beeps] - Uh, he hung up. 60 00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:54,457 Aww, and wait. 61 00:01:54,555 --> 00:01:56,025 Maybe the show will be good. 62 00:01:56,124 --> 00:01:58,194 I mean, Curtis is funny. 63 00:01:58,292 --> 00:02:00,930 - Yeah, totally. It could be good. 64 00:02:01,029 --> 00:02:02,465 Yeah, maybe it'll be good. 65 00:02:02,563 --> 00:02:04,567 That'd be great if it was good. 66 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:06,502 Yeah. 67 00:02:06,601 --> 00:02:08,204 - ♪ I-I-I'm a winner ♪ 68 00:02:08,303 --> 00:02:10,206 - Okay, we need to talk about this. 69 00:02:10,305 --> 00:02:13,076 - Hi, y'all. Beautiful day in the industry. 70 00:02:13,174 --> 00:02:14,543 - Brooke, you're three hours late. 71 00:02:14,642 --> 00:02:16,445 - Yeah, sorry, I've just been brainstorming ways 72 00:02:16,544 --> 00:02:18,581 I can use the P! Network-- for good! 73 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,383 I was thinking maybe an interview series 74 00:02:20,481 --> 00:02:21,650 where my mom sits down 75 00:02:21,749 --> 00:02:24,087 with a new powerful woman each week. 76 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:26,522 Malala. Greta Thunberg. 77 00:02:26,621 --> 00:02:28,491 Malala. - You started with Malala. 78 00:02:28,589 --> 00:02:30,793 Also, this took you three hours? 79 00:02:30,892 --> 00:02:32,695 - It actually takes my breath away 80 00:02:32,794 --> 00:02:35,198 thinking about all the good I'm now gonna do for people-- 81 00:02:35,297 --> 00:02:36,832 nay, women. 82 00:02:36,931 --> 00:02:39,568 - That's great, but first, we have a situation. 83 00:02:39,667 --> 00:02:41,837 - Hmm. - Chase and Pam broke up. 84 00:02:41,931 --> 00:02:43,206 - Wait, what? - Yup. 85 00:02:43,304 --> 00:02:44,673 - Is it public? - Yeah, we tweeted it. 86 00:02:44,772 --> 00:02:46,542 - [sighs] - We still love each other. 87 00:02:46,641 --> 00:02:48,777 We've just grown apart since 18 days ago. 88 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:50,113 - No. Fuck! 89 00:02:50,211 --> 00:02:51,714 Shuli, I wanna help women. 90 00:02:51,813 --> 00:02:54,918 My first day back, I can't send a woman to the woods. 91 00:02:55,016 --> 00:02:56,652 - Sorry, what's this? 92 00:02:56,751 --> 00:02:59,522 - Well, you know how it goes. They broke up, it's out there, 93 00:02:59,621 --> 00:03:01,757 and now Pam does simply have to go 94 00:03:01,855 --> 00:03:03,626 live out the rest of her days in the woods. 95 00:03:03,724 --> 00:03:05,494 - No, I know how it goes. I just-- 96 00:03:05,593 --> 00:03:07,063 - Wait, wait, we don't know how it goes. 97 00:03:07,162 --> 00:03:08,397 - Yeah, Chase and I broke up, 98 00:03:08,496 --> 00:03:10,033 so now I have to live in the woods? 99 00:03:10,132 --> 00:03:11,300 - [sighs] 100 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:12,835 - Let's just show 'em the video. 101 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:19,943 - [sighs] [pounding at door] 102 00:03:20,041 --> 00:03:23,312 What? Coming, coming. 103 00:03:23,411 --> 00:03:25,881 - Cary Dubek? - Yes, can I, uh-- 104 00:03:25,975 --> 00:03:28,351 okay, you're just coming in. 105 00:03:28,449 --> 00:03:29,785 - Sorry, on a tight skedge. 106 00:03:29,884 --> 00:03:31,520 Do you get a lot of street noise in here? 107 00:03:31,619 --> 00:03:34,457 - Sorry, who and why are you-- - Sheila! 108 00:03:34,555 --> 00:03:36,692 I'm here to record your ADR for "WindWeaver." 109 00:03:36,791 --> 00:03:38,561 Didn't anybody call you? - No. 110 00:03:38,660 --> 00:03:41,297 The--the fantasy show I shot in Croatia? 111 00:03:41,395 --> 00:03:42,765 Is that coming out? - Yup! 112 00:03:42,863 --> 00:03:45,001 Whole thing's dropping on Netflix next week, 113 00:03:45,098 --> 00:03:48,232 though beats me how they get it done in time. [laughs] 114 00:03:48,336 --> 00:03:50,206 - Why? Is something wrong? 115 00:03:50,305 --> 00:03:54,310 - All I know is, post is a fucking mess. 116 00:03:54,408 --> 00:03:57,241 We've got no mix, no color. 117 00:03:57,340 --> 00:03:58,948 I'm not even supposed to be doing this, 118 00:03:59,046 --> 00:04:02,551 but the post supe quit this a.m., so voilà! 119 00:04:02,650 --> 00:04:05,421 I am not kidding when I say that 120 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:09,092 everybody on this show-- except me--is crazy. 121 00:04:09,191 --> 00:04:11,660 - So I'm in another bad thing? 122 00:04:11,759 --> 00:04:13,796 - Okay, shh. Here's the scene we need. 123 00:04:15,230 --> 00:04:18,034 [horses nickering] 124 00:04:18,132 --> 00:04:21,938 - I've seen this place before in my dreams. 125 00:04:22,037 --> 00:04:24,407 And I pray he's here. - Who? 126 00:04:24,506 --> 00:04:27,510 - The WindWeaver. 127 00:04:27,608 --> 00:04:31,447 The one who weaves the wind. 128 00:04:31,546 --> 00:04:32,881 Onward! [horse neighs] 129 00:04:32,980 --> 00:04:37,153 - Man, this show is not for me. [chuckles] 130 00:04:37,251 --> 00:04:39,388 Anyway, you got it? - No. 131 00:04:39,487 --> 00:04:41,257 Sorry, what am I recording? 132 00:04:41,356 --> 00:04:42,858 My character literally never speaks-- 133 00:04:42,952 --> 00:04:44,393 in this scene or ever. 134 00:04:44,492 --> 00:04:46,029 I was basically an extra for eight months. 135 00:04:46,128 --> 00:04:49,065 - Right, so you know how everyone in the show 136 00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:51,534 goes on these little quests? 137 00:04:51,632 --> 00:04:54,003 Well, in the edit, they realized 138 00:04:54,101 --> 00:04:57,040 that you can never tell where the fuck any of you are, 139 00:04:57,139 --> 00:04:59,508 so they're having people ADR extra shit like, 140 00:04:59,607 --> 00:05:01,477 "Oh, look, we're here now!" 141 00:05:01,575 --> 00:05:04,180 or, "Oh, we've arrived at this place!" 142 00:05:04,279 --> 00:05:07,050 Hoping to hell they can make it make sense quick. 143 00:05:07,149 --> 00:05:08,817 So over your back, 144 00:05:08,917 --> 00:05:11,554 after the main guy says "onward," 145 00:05:11,652 --> 00:05:14,423 they want you to now say... 146 00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:18,294 "Yes, onward ho, to the Port City of Gargool." 147 00:05:18,392 --> 00:05:21,797 [laughs] Jesus fucking Christ. 148 00:05:21,897 --> 00:05:23,599 Okay, ready? 149 00:05:23,699 --> 00:05:25,701 - [sighs] Yes. 150 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:27,971 [mellow guitar music playing] 151 00:05:28,069 --> 00:05:29,333 - Sorry, what is this? 152 00:05:29,437 --> 00:05:32,041 - It looks like an orientation video? 153 00:05:32,140 --> 00:05:33,476 - Hello! 154 00:05:33,575 --> 00:05:35,544 If you're watching this, it's because 155 00:05:35,643 --> 00:05:37,846 you broke the heart of a beloved pop star 156 00:05:37,945 --> 00:05:41,650 with millions of fans and are now moments away 157 00:05:41,749 --> 00:05:44,253 from being doxxed to death by them. 158 00:05:44,352 --> 00:05:45,788 - Wait, what? 159 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:48,691 - But don't worry. That's where we come in. 160 00:05:48,791 --> 00:05:51,660 Welcome to New Beginnings. 161 00:05:51,759 --> 00:05:54,463 At New Beginnings, we provide a safe haven 162 00:05:54,562 --> 00:05:55,965 for girls like you-- 163 00:05:56,063 --> 00:05:58,334 girls who have been forced to leave society 164 00:05:58,427 --> 00:06:00,136 because their names, addresses, 165 00:06:00,234 --> 00:06:03,973 and Social Security numbers have all been posted online 166 00:06:04,067 --> 00:06:05,641 by their ex's fans-- 167 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:09,278 fans who love their pop star and now hate you 168 00:06:09,377 --> 00:06:11,480 because of what you did to him. 169 00:06:11,579 --> 00:06:12,881 - Uh... - Here, you'll live 170 00:06:12,981 --> 00:06:14,918 a simple life but a good one, 171 00:06:15,016 --> 00:06:17,486 and no hate mail can reach you here 172 00:06:17,585 --> 00:06:19,222 because there is no mail. 173 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:22,458 New Beginnings is completely off the grid 174 00:06:22,557 --> 00:06:24,193 and not on any map, 175 00:06:24,292 --> 00:06:27,630 all to give you peace of mind that no teen girl 176 00:06:27,728 --> 00:06:30,199 will ever find and kill you. 177 00:06:30,298 --> 00:06:33,102 Also, Sunday is Craft Day. 178 00:06:33,201 --> 00:06:35,071 - Okay, no, Pam isn't living in the woods 179 00:06:35,170 --> 00:06:36,940 'cause a couple of my fans are mad. 180 00:06:37,037 --> 00:06:38,641 - Yeah, and we said the breakup was mutual. 181 00:06:38,740 --> 00:06:40,209 Why would they blame me? 182 00:06:40,308 --> 00:06:41,710 - Now, I'm sure at this point, you're thinking, 183 00:06:41,809 --> 00:06:44,513 "We said the breakup was mutual. 184 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:46,449 Why would they blame me?" 185 00:06:46,547 --> 00:06:48,985 Simply put, you're the girl. 186 00:06:49,083 --> 00:06:51,454 Maybe if you were Rihanna, it'd be fine, 187 00:06:51,552 --> 00:06:52,888 but if you're watching this, 188 00:06:52,987 --> 00:06:55,992 you're probably not Rihanna, so... 189 00:06:56,090 --> 00:06:57,560 woods it is! 190 00:06:57,658 --> 00:06:59,262 - No, no, I'm just gonna go home to Iowa. 191 00:06:59,361 --> 00:07:01,764 This'll blow over. - And by now you're thinking, 192 00:07:01,862 --> 00:07:04,633 "I'll just go home to Iowa. This'll blow over." 193 00:07:04,733 --> 00:07:06,430 But if you're this far in, 194 00:07:06,534 --> 00:07:08,137 your home has been set on fire. 195 00:07:08,236 --> 00:07:11,407 - What? No, it hasn't. I'm Googling. 196 00:07:11,506 --> 00:07:13,676 - And by now you're Googling, but trust me. 197 00:07:13,774 --> 00:07:17,080 It's on fire. - Oh, my God, it is. 198 00:07:17,179 --> 00:07:19,882 Do I have to go live in the woods? 199 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:21,350 - Onward! [horse neighs] 200 00:07:21,450 --> 00:07:23,086 - Yes, onward ho! 201 00:07:23,185 --> 00:07:25,922 To the Port City of Gargool! - No! No. 202 00:07:26,020 --> 00:07:28,791 Something's off. Think, Sheila. God! 203 00:07:28,889 --> 00:07:31,160 I haven't had time to go to the doctor in years, 204 00:07:31,259 --> 00:07:34,330 but something is definitely up, if you catch my drift. 205 00:07:34,423 --> 00:07:36,799 - Is the drift a-- a brain tumor? 206 00:07:36,898 --> 00:07:38,534 - Oh, they want you to sound like you're on a horse. 207 00:07:38,634 --> 00:07:40,703 So let's just do it again, 208 00:07:40,801 --> 00:07:43,006 but this time, bounce up and down while you do it. 209 00:07:43,104 --> 00:07:44,640 - Oh, okay. Sure. 210 00:07:44,738 --> 00:07:48,077 - The one who weaves the wind. 211 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:49,245 [blade shings] 212 00:07:49,338 --> 00:07:50,379 Onward! [horse neighs] 213 00:07:50,479 --> 00:07:51,647 - Yes! 214 00:07:51,745 --> 00:07:54,383 Onward ho! To the-- - No! Fuck! 215 00:07:54,482 --> 00:07:55,751 Something's still missing. 216 00:07:55,849 --> 00:07:57,620 What did they want? - I don't-- 217 00:07:57,718 --> 00:07:58,787 - I know it was something stupid. 218 00:07:58,887 --> 00:08:01,557 [gasps] Oh! Oh! The teeth! 219 00:08:01,650 --> 00:08:03,927 They want you to wear the little elf teeth. 220 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:05,561 Oh, my God, Hank would've killed me 221 00:08:05,660 --> 00:08:07,263 if I forgot the teeth. 222 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:08,631 Or did he quit too? 223 00:08:08,730 --> 00:08:10,233 I have worked on a lot of shows, 224 00:08:10,326 --> 00:08:12,335 but this, by far, is the worst. 225 00:08:12,434 --> 00:08:13,702 - Cool, cool. 226 00:08:13,802 --> 00:08:15,771 Um, have you heard anything 227 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:18,541 about this new Paramount+ show, "Girlies"? 228 00:08:18,639 --> 00:08:20,977 - Oh, God, I heard that show's a dream. 229 00:08:21,075 --> 00:08:22,578 I would kill to be on that show. 230 00:08:22,678 --> 00:08:24,580 - So Rotten Tomatoes-wise, 231 00:08:24,679 --> 00:08:28,784 we talking what, like, 90, 92% Fresh? 232 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:30,186 - Maybe it won't be so bad. 233 00:08:30,285 --> 00:08:31,787 This one girl taught herself woodworking. 234 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,289 - No, no, no, this is-- this is insane. 235 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:34,657 Why didn't you guys tell me this could happen? 236 00:08:34,755 --> 00:08:36,259 - [sighs] Well, we tried, bud, 237 00:08:36,358 --> 00:08:38,494 but you said you wanted to be treated like an adult, 238 00:08:38,592 --> 00:08:40,563 make your own decisions, remember? 239 00:08:40,656 --> 00:08:42,431 - Okay, well, to be fair, you did release my album 240 00:08:42,530 --> 00:08:43,732 on the day of the insurrection. 241 00:08:43,831 --> 00:08:45,868 - Oh, my God, enough of this shit! 242 00:08:45,967 --> 00:08:47,236 You wanna be an adult? 243 00:08:47,335 --> 00:08:49,305 Here's the truth. - God, no, Shuli, no. 244 00:08:49,403 --> 00:08:51,807 - We didn't release your album on the day of the insurrection. 245 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:54,243 Your album was so bad, 246 00:08:54,342 --> 00:08:56,712 I created the insurrection! 247 00:08:58,012 --> 00:09:00,116 - What? - Don't be mad, bud. 248 00:09:00,215 --> 00:09:01,850 You're just... 249 00:09:01,950 --> 00:09:03,152 you're not that great of a singer. 250 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:05,254 - You suck. I mean, you're cute, 251 00:09:05,353 --> 00:09:06,589 but you suck. 252 00:09:06,687 --> 00:09:08,024 And it's wild that you don't know that. 253 00:09:08,123 --> 00:09:10,554 So in order to distract from your album, 254 00:09:10,658 --> 00:09:12,828 I spent months radicalizing people 255 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:15,559 to storm the Capitol on the day it dropped. 256 00:09:15,664 --> 00:09:17,600 Chase, I'm Q. 257 00:09:17,699 --> 00:09:19,302 - Oh, my God. 258 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:21,870 It was--it was that bad? 259 00:09:21,970 --> 00:09:23,806 Shit, I--I don't want Pam 260 00:09:23,904 --> 00:09:25,374 now to go to the woods 'cause of me. 261 00:09:25,473 --> 00:09:27,843 - There's gotta be something we can do to help her. 262 00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:30,246 I mean, my whole thing is helping women. 263 00:09:30,344 --> 00:09:31,847 Starting today. 264 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:34,017 - [scoffs] There is one thing, I mean, we could try. 265 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:37,581 Something that might make all of Chase's fans Team Pam. 266 00:09:37,686 --> 00:09:39,688 - What is it? I'll do it. 267 00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:41,925 - Well, I'd usually only do this 268 00:09:42,024 --> 00:09:44,460 after a divorce, but... 269 00:09:44,559 --> 00:09:48,064 we need to make you a bad boy. 270 00:09:48,163 --> 00:09:49,899 [guitar riff] [motorcycle engine revs] 271 00:09:53,401 --> 00:09:55,638 - Wait, I don't understand why we're on a lot. 272 00:09:55,737 --> 00:09:57,601 Like, I've shot here before. - I know. 273 00:09:57,706 --> 00:09:58,942 This was supposed to be 274 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:00,409 a normal family dinner at Applebee's? 275 00:10:00,508 --> 00:10:02,778 - Oh, "Normal Family Dinner at Applebee's." 276 00:10:02,877 --> 00:10:06,415 That's Stage 7, that way. - Wait. What? 277 00:10:06,514 --> 00:10:08,051 - Move, move, move. 278 00:10:08,144 --> 00:10:10,386 - Oh, my God. 279 00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:13,189 - All right, everyone, my servers, my diners, 280 00:10:13,287 --> 00:10:16,025 Pat should be here in five. Thank you all for doing this. 281 00:10:16,124 --> 00:10:17,621 If everything goes smoothly, 282 00:10:17,725 --> 00:10:19,128 we should be able to give Pat Dubek 283 00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:22,431 a nice, normal dinner with her family, huh? 284 00:10:22,530 --> 00:10:23,432 [applause] - All right. 285 00:10:23,532 --> 00:10:24,968 - Holy shit. 286 00:10:25,065 --> 00:10:28,632 Simu Liu recreated an entire Applebee's for her? 287 00:10:28,736 --> 00:10:30,806 This is insane. - Hey, welcome. 288 00:10:30,906 --> 00:10:32,208 Pat's children, yes. 289 00:10:32,307 --> 00:10:33,910 We have you right here at the hero table. 290 00:10:34,007 --> 00:10:36,779 - Sorry, so this is, like, a full production? 291 00:10:36,878 --> 00:10:39,082 All of you, you're actors? - Yep. 292 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:41,517 Simu's goal is to give your mom the normal dinner 293 00:10:41,610 --> 00:10:43,119 she actually can't have anymore. 294 00:10:43,218 --> 00:10:45,088 Which reminds me, guys, in reality, 295 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,623 Pat would be swarmed in a place like this, 296 00:10:47,723 --> 00:10:49,492 so unless you are Katrina, 297 00:10:49,590 --> 00:10:51,194 your job is to ignore her. 298 00:10:51,292 --> 00:10:52,895 Don't look at Pat, don't talk to Pat. 299 00:10:52,994 --> 00:10:54,931 As far as you're concerned, Pat doesn't exist. 300 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:57,066 - Wait, so she doesn't know 301 00:10:57,165 --> 00:10:58,767 this is all fake? Isn't that fucked? 302 00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:00,937 - Oh, and guys at the bar... - Uh-- 303 00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:02,438 - Well, I guess I hope this works. 304 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:05,174 - I mean, I do think Mom needs a normal night, 305 00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:08,044 or at least to feel like she can still have one? 306 00:11:08,143 --> 00:11:10,914 - Oh, hey, such good news about Curtis' show. 307 00:11:11,013 --> 00:11:12,381 - What? Is it bad? 308 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,817 - No, I said "good news." 309 00:11:14,915 --> 00:11:16,953 It's 100% Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes. 310 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:19,288 - What? 100% - Yeah. 311 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:21,624 I mean, only one review is out so far, 312 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:23,659 but it's Fresh. Eee! 313 00:11:23,758 --> 00:11:25,929 - Yes, yes, that's amazing. - Yeah. 314 00:11:26,026 --> 00:11:28,131 - Um, I just need to run to the bathroom real quick. 315 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,066 - Okay, places, everyone, places. 316 00:11:30,164 --> 00:11:32,468 And remember, you're at dinner, so have fun, 317 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:34,170 uh, but also, it's Applebee's, 318 00:11:34,269 --> 00:11:36,472 so there should be some deadness behind the eyes, 319 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:38,241 kinda like, uh, "We could've eaten anywhere. 320 00:11:38,339 --> 00:11:40,176 Why'd we choose here?" sort of thing. 321 00:11:40,275 --> 00:11:42,946 Here we go. [door creaks shut] 322 00:11:44,779 --> 00:11:46,582 - [gasps] [heartbeat thumping] 323 00:11:46,682 --> 00:11:48,151 [tense music] 324 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,018 No. 325 00:11:49,117 --> 00:11:50,553 [breathing heavily] 326 00:11:50,652 --> 00:11:53,589 Can it be? 327 00:11:53,682 --> 00:11:56,692 "A delightful romp"? Oh, my God. 328 00:11:56,792 --> 00:11:58,861 Curtis' bad show... 329 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,563 [voice distorted] Is good? 330 00:12:00,663 --> 00:12:02,198 [plates clatter] 331 00:12:02,297 --> 00:12:04,067 Oh, hi. Sorry. 332 00:12:04,165 --> 00:12:07,603 - Okay, okay, Pat's here. And action, everyone! 333 00:12:07,703 --> 00:12:09,105 [bell rings] 334 00:12:09,204 --> 00:12:11,474 [indistinct chatter] [mellow music playing] 335 00:12:11,573 --> 00:12:13,676 - [laughs] Whoa. 336 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,945 This looks so real. 337 00:12:16,044 --> 00:12:19,916 - And we are here. Ta-da! 338 00:12:20,014 --> 00:12:22,018 Surprise! - What? 339 00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:25,521 Oh, my God, Simu. Applebee's! - Yep. 340 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:28,157 Just a normal family dinner at Applebee's, 341 00:12:28,256 --> 00:12:30,426 just like you wanted. - But how? 342 00:12:30,524 --> 00:12:32,161 And with no security? 343 00:12:32,260 --> 00:12:34,758 - Well, I called ahead and asked everyone to be cool, 344 00:12:34,862 --> 00:12:37,100 just like you suggested. - What, really? 345 00:12:37,199 --> 00:12:39,102 I mean, I told you that could maybe work. 346 00:12:39,201 --> 00:12:41,070 [gasps] Brookie! Cary! 347 00:12:41,169 --> 00:12:42,705 - Hey! - Isn't this wild? 348 00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:44,240 I'm in Applebee's! 349 00:12:44,339 --> 00:12:46,142 - Yeah, happy birthday. - Oh! 350 00:12:46,241 --> 00:12:49,078 Simu just asked everyone to be cool for the night. 351 00:12:49,177 --> 00:12:50,379 - Yeah, such a good idea. 352 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,281 - Yeah, Simu Liu is such a good daddy. 353 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,117 - You know I'm, like, three years younger than you, right? 354 00:12:54,215 --> 00:12:55,818 - Eee! I just can't believe it. 355 00:12:55,911 --> 00:12:59,722 No one's looking at me or taking a picture. 356 00:12:59,815 --> 00:13:01,390 Everyone's just talking to themselves... 357 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:02,992 [actors repeating "peas and carrots"] 358 00:13:03,091 --> 00:13:04,427 Saying "peas and carrots" a lot. 359 00:13:04,526 --> 00:13:07,263 [actors repeating "peas and carrots"] 360 00:13:07,362 --> 00:13:09,265 I guess we'll have to order those. 361 00:13:09,364 --> 00:13:12,601 Anyway, hooray! Let's start this normal dinner. 362 00:13:12,701 --> 00:13:14,370 - Okay. 363 00:13:14,470 --> 00:13:15,738 - Er, wait, Cary, 364 00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:19,475 is that your boyfriend with a knife behind the bar? 365 00:13:19,574 --> 00:13:22,445 - Oh, good, I wasn't sure if he could make it. 366 00:13:22,543 --> 00:13:25,181 And yes, he is in character as a serial killer, 367 00:13:25,279 --> 00:13:27,016 so he will be stalking us all night. 368 00:13:27,115 --> 00:13:28,812 Just ignore. [chuckles] 369 00:13:28,917 --> 00:13:30,920 - Okay. That's fine, I guess. 370 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:33,189 And at least everything else is normal. 371 00:13:33,288 --> 00:13:34,924 - Ooh, yay! Chase is here. 372 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,026 - Hey, everyone, just wanted to hop on here 373 00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:38,962 and tell all my fans to suck my dick. 374 00:13:39,060 --> 00:13:41,330 That's right. This is how I talk now. 375 00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:44,233 So if you're my fan, you're a bitch, and you suck. 376 00:13:44,332 --> 00:13:47,403 - Oh, no. What's going on? Why does Chasey look like that? 377 00:13:47,502 --> 00:13:49,338 - Don't worry, he's just pretending to be bad 378 00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:51,340 so his fans will side with Pam in the breakup 379 00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:53,009 and not try and dox her to death. 380 00:13:53,107 --> 00:13:55,378 - Yes, otherwise Pam goes to live in the woods. 381 00:13:55,477 --> 00:13:57,841 - Yeah, and I really don't wanna do that. 382 00:13:57,946 --> 00:13:59,515 - No, I can imagine. 383 00:13:59,614 --> 00:14:01,845 - So yeah, we will-- I am actually doing 384 00:14:01,950 --> 00:14:03,987 a very good thing for another woman. 385 00:14:04,085 --> 00:14:05,955 And other than a couple Instagram Lives, 386 00:14:06,048 --> 00:14:07,851 we can still have a totally normal family dinner. 387 00:14:07,956 --> 00:14:09,558 - Anyway, idiots, imagine trying 388 00:14:09,652 --> 00:14:11,027 to share a life with all this. 389 00:14:11,126 --> 00:14:13,096 Guess it makes sense if you guys side with Pam 390 00:14:13,194 --> 00:14:15,164 'cause as the new tattoo on my ass says, 391 00:14:15,263 --> 00:14:16,860 I stink. [phone clicks] 392 00:14:16,965 --> 00:14:19,135 God, it feels so weird acting like that. 393 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:22,171 Oh, hey, Mom. Happy birthday. - Oh, thank you, Chasey. 394 00:14:22,270 --> 00:14:24,073 And you promise me all those are fake? 395 00:14:24,172 --> 00:14:25,869 'Cause they're awful, honey. You look dead. 396 00:14:25,974 --> 00:14:27,643 - Mom, they're awful on purpose. 397 00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:28,912 Streeter picked them out. 398 00:14:29,010 --> 00:14:30,313 - Yeah, yeah, I worked very hard 399 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:33,016 to find the extra right bad ones. 400 00:14:33,115 --> 00:14:35,879 My fave is probably this one right here 401 00:14:35,984 --> 00:14:37,686 that simply says "piss." 402 00:14:37,785 --> 00:14:41,290 - Yes, I can see that it does say "piss" on my son's chest. 403 00:14:41,389 --> 00:14:43,626 - And this one here is Piglet, 404 00:14:43,725 --> 00:14:44,860 but with tits. 405 00:14:44,959 --> 00:14:46,095 And then under his arm 406 00:14:46,194 --> 00:14:47,563 is Eeyore, but with tits. 407 00:14:47,662 --> 00:14:49,966 And on his back is the day his dad died. 408 00:14:50,064 --> 00:14:51,200 - I'm sorry, how is that one bad? 409 00:14:51,299 --> 00:14:52,768 - I mean, you didn't let me finish. 410 00:14:52,861 --> 00:14:54,737 With tits. Bing-bong. [chuckles] 411 00:14:54,835 --> 00:14:59,108 - Anyway, very nice to meet you...Simu Liu. 412 00:14:59,207 --> 00:15:01,044 You take good care of my Patty, okay? 413 00:15:01,137 --> 00:15:02,678 - Sorry, can we please stop talking about tits? 414 00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:05,949 I'm just trying to have a nice, normal family dinner. 415 00:15:06,048 --> 00:15:07,216 - Absolutely. - You got it. 416 00:15:07,315 --> 00:15:09,252 - Hi, there. My name's Katrina, 417 00:15:09,350 --> 00:15:11,220 and I'll be your server this evening. 418 00:15:11,319 --> 00:15:12,821 - Oh, nice to meet you, Katrina. 419 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:15,758 - But I think you should know I'm actually an actor. 420 00:15:15,857 --> 00:15:17,093 - Oh, wow, wonderful. 421 00:15:17,192 --> 00:15:18,427 You know, my son, Cary, was a server 422 00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:20,196 while he was trying to make it too. 423 00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:22,398 And now he has, and he's so happy. 424 00:15:22,497 --> 00:15:24,667 - "Girlies" is "positively charming"? 425 00:15:24,765 --> 00:15:28,337 - Anyway, I am gonna have your big, fat steak, please, 426 00:15:28,436 --> 00:15:30,273 and I don't see it on the menu, but I'm gonna have 427 00:15:30,371 --> 00:15:32,208 the peas and carrots that everyone's talking about, 428 00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:35,940 sometimes at the same time on top of each other? 429 00:15:36,044 --> 00:15:38,247 - Okay, I guess--sounds good. 430 00:15:38,346 --> 00:15:40,516 Let me go check on those. - Okay, good. 431 00:15:40,616 --> 00:15:42,085 - Cary Dubek! 432 00:15:42,184 --> 00:15:44,220 Oh, there you are. 433 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:46,489 Fuck! - What? Honey, who is this now? 434 00:15:46,587 --> 00:15:48,224 - Wait, what are you doing here? 435 00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:50,226 Also, how did you find me? 436 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,594 - We need to redo your ADR. 437 00:15:51,692 --> 00:15:55,131 Apparently, someone lost the drive. 438 00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:58,434 Not sure if he told you, but his new show is a mess. 439 00:15:58,532 --> 00:16:00,703 People don't even want their names on this show. 440 00:16:00,801 --> 00:16:03,072 - Oh, honey, I'm so sorry to hear that. 441 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:05,608 - So it's, like, for sure bad? Still? 442 00:16:05,707 --> 00:16:08,344 - Okay, here are your teeth, and they said that 443 00:16:08,443 --> 00:16:11,480 you didn't really sound like you were on a horse last time, 444 00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:13,849 so maybe this time, you can just 445 00:16:13,947 --> 00:16:16,352 hop on somebody's back and ride 'em like a horsey. 446 00:16:16,451 --> 00:16:18,121 - Oh, you can ride me like a horsey, bud. 447 00:16:18,219 --> 00:16:20,056 - I'm absolutely not doing that, Simu Liu. 448 00:16:20,155 --> 00:16:21,057 - No, no, no, don't be ridiculous. 449 00:16:21,156 --> 00:16:22,125 I'm an actor, okay? 450 00:16:22,223 --> 00:16:23,692 I totally get ADR, and plus, 451 00:16:23,791 --> 00:16:25,761 Marvel pays me to stay jacked all the time anyway. 452 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,296 Pretty sure I could take your weight easy. 453 00:16:27,395 --> 00:16:29,132 What are you, like, 110, 115? 454 00:16:29,230 --> 00:16:30,233 Seriously. Ride me, Cary. 455 00:16:30,331 --> 00:16:31,767 - Wait-- - Ride me! 456 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:34,070 - Can we at least go outside where it's quieter? 457 00:16:34,169 --> 00:16:36,539 - You mean Times Square? - Right. 458 00:16:36,638 --> 00:16:38,341 Outside is, uh, is Times Square. 459 00:16:38,439 --> 00:16:39,642 - Sure is. [chuckles] 460 00:16:39,741 --> 00:16:40,910 - So I guess I have to do it here. 461 00:16:41,009 --> 00:16:42,345 - Not a prob. 462 00:16:42,443 --> 00:16:44,847 I will just cover you with this sound blanket. 463 00:16:44,946 --> 00:16:46,049 - [sighs] - Okay. 464 00:16:46,148 --> 00:16:49,718 Whenever you're ready, go ahead. 465 00:16:49,818 --> 00:16:52,055 - Yes, onward ho! 466 00:16:52,154 --> 00:16:54,757 To the Port City of Gargool! - Aww, Cary. 467 00:16:54,856 --> 00:16:57,160 Now both you and Mom have ridden the star 468 00:16:57,258 --> 00:16:58,727 of a Marvel movie. [plate clatters] 469 00:16:58,827 --> 00:17:00,163 - Uh-oh. Brooke. 470 00:17:00,261 --> 00:17:01,764 We have a code red. - What? What's wrong? 471 00:17:01,863 --> 00:17:03,466 - Uh, comments are coming in about Chase's new vibe, 472 00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:05,969 and his fans freaking love it? 473 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:09,172 - What? But he's vile! 474 00:17:09,271 --> 00:17:12,241 "Oh, my God, Chase is so sexy now"? 475 00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:13,842 "I love Chase's tattoos 476 00:17:13,941 --> 00:17:16,545 because a body's hottest when you can't see it"? 477 00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,747 "I never got Chase's appeal before, 478 00:17:18,846 --> 00:17:21,450 but now I wanna bleep his bleep-bleep"? 479 00:17:21,549 --> 00:17:24,253 - Honey, please. - Shh! I'm getting room tone. 480 00:17:24,352 --> 00:17:26,755 - And his fans are also madder now at Pam? 481 00:17:26,855 --> 00:17:28,224 - Oh, no. - They are? 482 00:17:28,322 --> 00:17:29,658 - "How could Pam break up with Chase 483 00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:31,055 when he is this hot?" 484 00:17:31,154 --> 00:17:32,628 "We should kill Pam by tomorrow's end." 485 00:17:32,728 --> 00:17:33,829 "Also, I know for a fact 486 00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,531 "Pam's aunt works at Kaiser in Modesto. 487 00:17:35,629 --> 00:17:38,534 Maybe kill her too. IDK, just spitballing." 488 00:17:38,634 --> 00:17:39,802 - Fuck! 489 00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:41,404 We forgot that everyone loves a bad boy now. 490 00:17:41,502 --> 00:17:42,972 Like, it's actually hot and good 491 00:17:43,071 --> 00:17:44,473 to be ugly and bad. 492 00:17:44,572 --> 00:17:47,071 - It's okay; the problem is just the boy part. 493 00:17:47,175 --> 00:17:48,744 He shouldn't be a bad boy. 494 00:17:48,843 --> 00:17:50,914 We need to make him... 495 00:17:51,012 --> 00:17:52,481 a bad dude. - Yes! 496 00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:54,017 - No-- - Chase, come with me. 497 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,484 - Uh-uh-- - Don't worry, Pam. 498 00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:57,586 We're still gonna help you. It's what I do. 499 00:17:57,686 --> 00:17:59,122 - Okay! All set! 500 00:17:59,220 --> 00:18:01,490 - Great. [sighs] 501 00:18:01,589 --> 00:18:03,226 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 502 00:18:03,324 --> 00:18:06,295 - Thank you, sir. You made an excellent horsey. 503 00:18:06,394 --> 00:18:08,932 - Fuck. Just fucking kill me. 504 00:18:09,031 --> 00:18:11,167 [sighs] [phone clicks] 505 00:18:11,266 --> 00:18:13,069 - And she ordered peas and carrots, 506 00:18:13,168 --> 00:18:14,503 but we don't have that. - [sighs] 507 00:18:14,602 --> 00:18:16,539 Okay, I'll just send a PA to the store and... 508 00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,874 - Ugh. God. - Have him buy a bag of peas... 509 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,643 I think there's a Whole Foods in Williamsburg. 510 00:18:20,742 --> 00:18:22,445 Can someone print me out a petty cash form, please? 511 00:18:22,543 --> 00:18:26,382 - Also, I still do think she should know what's going on. 512 00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:27,650 - Hey, Curtis. - Hey. 513 00:18:27,748 --> 00:18:29,485 - I was just calling 'cause, uh, 514 00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:32,288 I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make, 515 00:18:32,387 --> 00:18:34,623 uh, your viewing party anymore. 516 00:18:34,718 --> 00:18:36,059 - Ooh, really? 517 00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:39,162 - Yeah, yeah, it's just I have this dinner for my mom, 518 00:18:39,255 --> 00:18:40,863 and I thought I was gonna be able to pop out, 519 00:18:40,961 --> 00:18:43,900 but now it just feels-- feels a little rude. 520 00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:45,201 - Okay. - But hey. 521 00:18:45,299 --> 00:18:46,802 Congrats on the show. 522 00:18:46,902 --> 00:18:48,437 I wish I could be there. 523 00:18:48,536 --> 00:18:50,339 - Yeah, I mean, if-- if you can't make it, 524 00:18:50,438 --> 00:18:52,575 then you can't make it, so... - Yeah, I just-- 525 00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:55,744 - Oh, hi, sweetheart. Are you okay? 526 00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,246 You just seemed a little upset when-- 527 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,983 - No, no, no, I'm-- I'm totally fine. 528 00:19:00,081 --> 00:19:02,318 Uh, why don't you just go back to your table? 529 00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:04,620 Now. - Okay. 530 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:06,089 [printer whirrs] 531 00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:07,957 Is there a printer in here? 532 00:19:08,056 --> 00:19:09,425 - Oh, no, no, no. 533 00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:11,494 I mean, this is an Applebee's in Times Square, 534 00:19:11,592 --> 00:19:13,629 so who knows what people do in here. 535 00:19:13,729 --> 00:19:15,231 Okay, bye now. 536 00:19:15,331 --> 00:19:17,366 - Okay. 537 00:19:19,067 --> 00:19:20,970 [gasps] - Hello, Pat. 538 00:19:21,069 --> 00:19:22,071 - Jesus. 539 00:19:22,170 --> 00:19:24,607 - [sighs] 540 00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:27,010 - Hey, did you see the sad news about Curtis' show? 541 00:19:27,108 --> 00:19:29,378 - Yes, I know. It's 100% Fresh. 542 00:19:29,477 --> 00:19:30,980 - Okay, what are these reactions? 543 00:19:31,079 --> 00:19:32,176 I said "sad." 544 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:33,549 The rest of the reviews came in, 545 00:19:33,648 --> 00:19:35,751 like, 95 of them, and they're all bad. 546 00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:38,021 That first review was the only good one. 547 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:41,257 - Oh. No. 548 00:19:41,356 --> 00:19:43,292 Really? What exactly do they say? 549 00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,461 Like, um, verbatim. 550 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:48,331 - Hi there, I just wanted to apologize for my family. 551 00:19:48,430 --> 00:19:50,967 I feel like we're making quite the scene tonight. 552 00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:52,435 - Oh, um... 553 00:19:52,533 --> 00:19:54,198 Peas and carr--er--I-- 554 00:19:54,302 --> 00:19:56,239 - Like, here you are, trying to run a normal establishment, 555 00:19:56,338 --> 00:19:58,707 and my family comes in and acts insane. 556 00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:01,677 So I wanna pay for everyone's meals. 557 00:20:01,777 --> 00:20:04,413 - Oh, um, using-- 558 00:20:04,512 --> 00:20:06,315 using this machine. - Uh, yeah. 559 00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,583 You can just run it in front of me. 560 00:20:07,681 --> 00:20:09,152 I'll just wait here while you do it. 561 00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:10,453 - Yes, sure. 562 00:20:10,552 --> 00:20:14,290 I'll do that...now. 563 00:20:14,389 --> 00:20:16,459 Beep, boop. 564 00:20:16,557 --> 00:20:19,595 Okay, you're all set. 565 00:20:19,694 --> 00:20:23,266 - Sorry, I just saw you slide the card on nothing 566 00:20:23,364 --> 00:20:25,401 and say "beep, boop" with your mouth. 567 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:27,937 - [laughs] I'm sorry about her. She's new. 568 00:20:28,035 --> 00:20:30,673 Anyways, hi, Ms. Dubek, I am the general manager, 569 00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,108 and I'm actually on the phone 570 00:20:32,207 --> 00:20:33,943 with Mr. Applebee's right now. 571 00:20:34,042 --> 00:20:35,711 He wanted me to tell you that everyone's meals 572 00:20:35,810 --> 00:20:39,315 are on the house tonight in honor of your birthday. 573 00:20:39,413 --> 00:20:41,985 Thank you, sir. I just told her, sir. 574 00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:44,020 Uh-huh, ta-ta, sir. 575 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:46,889 Yeah, so there's, um, no need to pay at all. 576 00:20:46,989 --> 00:20:50,293 You can just, uh, head back to your table. 577 00:20:50,391 --> 00:20:52,395 - Sorry, so that was Mr. Applebee's? 578 00:20:52,493 --> 00:20:55,698 - Yes, Mr... Randolph Applebee's. 579 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,466 Anyway, enjoy your family dinner. 580 00:20:57,565 --> 00:20:59,102 Your food will be right out. 581 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,970 - Okay. 582 00:21:01,069 --> 00:21:02,571 Thank you. 583 00:21:05,406 --> 00:21:06,742 [muttering] We got it! 584 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:10,579 - Oh, here's a good one, here's a good one. 585 00:21:10,679 --> 00:21:12,381 "Entertainment Weekly" 586 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,650 calls it "dismal and embarrassing." 587 00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:17,420 - Okay, "EW," make it personal. 588 00:21:17,519 --> 00:21:18,487 - Oh, and "Vulture" wants to know, 589 00:21:18,586 --> 00:21:20,089 "was this character a woman, 590 00:21:20,187 --> 00:21:22,286 and they just turned it into a gay guy last minute?" 591 00:21:22,390 --> 00:21:24,360 Uh, yes, they did, bitch. [laughter] 592 00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:25,628 - Drag her, "Vulture"! 593 00:21:25,726 --> 00:21:28,797 [knock at door] - Oh, my God! 594 00:21:28,897 --> 00:21:30,533 Flowers for me? 595 00:21:30,633 --> 00:21:33,169 all: Ooh! - [laughs] 596 00:21:33,268 --> 00:21:35,771 - Hey! - Ooh, Cary. 597 00:21:35,870 --> 00:21:37,301 I thought you couldn't come anymore. 598 00:21:37,405 --> 00:21:39,875 - Oh, no, I figured it out. Hooray! 599 00:21:39,975 --> 00:21:42,645 all: Hey. - Happy watch party, everyone. 600 00:21:42,743 --> 00:21:44,680 Yeah, I just had this little dinner thing for my mom, 601 00:21:44,779 --> 00:21:46,615 and I wasn't sure I could pop out early, 602 00:21:46,714 --> 00:21:48,117 but then I thought about it more, and I was like, 603 00:21:48,216 --> 00:21:49,485 "I can pop out early." 604 00:21:49,584 --> 00:21:52,621 Gotta be here to support your show, right? 605 00:21:54,222 --> 00:21:56,625 - Go fuck yourself, Cary. 606 00:21:58,527 --> 00:22:00,063 - Wait, what? 607 00:22:00,161 --> 00:22:02,231 - [sighs] So weird. 608 00:22:02,330 --> 00:22:04,533 [door clicks close] 609 00:22:04,633 --> 00:22:07,536 [mellow music playing] 610 00:22:07,636 --> 00:22:09,372 ♪ ♪ 611 00:22:09,471 --> 00:22:11,074 Sorry, ma'am? 612 00:22:11,172 --> 00:22:14,777 I just--have you been to this Applebee's before? 613 00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:16,946 I know this is gonna sound crazy, 614 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:19,382 but I--I just-- I feel like something's off. 615 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,485 [phone rings] Oh, sorry. 616 00:22:22,583 --> 00:22:24,120 [phone chimes] Hi, Chasey. 617 00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:25,955 Wait, what is this? What are you wearing? 618 00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:27,924 - Hey, Mom, I'm here to challenge you 619 00:22:28,021 --> 00:22:31,394 to box me live in Las Vegas this Saturday. 620 00:22:31,493 --> 00:22:32,795 And guess what, Mom? 621 00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:34,330 I'm gonna kick your freakin' ass! 622 00:22:34,428 --> 00:22:36,099 - What? Is this real? 623 00:22:36,197 --> 00:22:37,766 Honey, I'm not boxing you. 624 00:22:37,865 --> 00:22:39,363 - You heard it. My mom's a coward. 625 00:22:39,467 --> 00:22:41,104 Ahh! - [gasps] It's working. 626 00:22:41,203 --> 00:22:43,772 People are commenting that Chase seems deeply unwell. 627 00:22:43,872 --> 00:22:45,774 - Yes! Thank God. - Wait, wait. 628 00:22:45,873 --> 00:22:48,344 They're also saying Pam must have done this to him? 629 00:22:48,443 --> 00:22:49,612 - What? - "Before Pam left, 630 00:22:49,711 --> 00:22:50,879 "Chase would've never tried 631 00:22:50,979 --> 00:22:52,881 to box his mother in Las Vegas"? 632 00:22:52,981 --> 00:22:55,184 Oh, my God, this country hates women. 633 00:22:55,278 --> 00:22:56,619 [laughs] You almost gotta laugh. 634 00:22:56,717 --> 00:22:58,787 - Fuck! So bad boy was nothing, 635 00:22:58,886 --> 00:23:01,824 and now bad dude's not enough, which means... 636 00:23:01,924 --> 00:23:04,793 we need to make him a bad man. 637 00:23:04,892 --> 00:23:08,331 Someone I, as a woman, could never support. 638 00:23:08,429 --> 00:23:10,433 Okay, Chase, listen closely. 639 00:23:10,531 --> 00:23:12,635 [phone clicks] - [sighs] 640 00:23:12,734 --> 00:23:14,870 So sorry for all this chaos, ma'am. 641 00:23:14,970 --> 00:23:18,007 [objects clatter] Huh? Uh... 642 00:23:21,542 --> 00:23:24,780 [whispering] What the fuck? 643 00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:30,019 [suspenseful music] 644 00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:33,689 [actors repeating "peas and carrots"] 645 00:23:33,788 --> 00:23:35,858 - Peas and carrots. Peas and carrots. 646 00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:38,027 Peas and carrots. Peas and carrots. 647 00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:41,464 - Mom, Mom! Hey! What's wrong? - Is everything okay? 648 00:23:42,830 --> 00:23:45,368 - I think something weird is going on in here. 649 00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:46,936 Have you guys noticed? - What? 650 00:23:47,035 --> 00:23:48,704 - Seems pretty normal to me. - Yeah. 651 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:51,174 This is actually one of the most normal experiences 652 00:23:51,272 --> 00:23:53,476 I've had in a restaurant. 653 00:23:53,574 --> 00:23:55,311 - I just--there was some weird dummy 654 00:23:55,410 --> 00:23:57,346 in the bathroom just now, and also, 655 00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,015 I don't know if you guys have noticed, 656 00:23:59,112 --> 00:24:00,783 but everybody's been raving about the peas and carrots, 657 00:24:00,881 --> 00:24:02,485 but no one's actually eating the peas and carrots. 658 00:24:02,584 --> 00:24:04,420 I don't even think they have peas and carrots on the menu-- 659 00:24:04,519 --> 00:24:05,955 - All right, here we go. 660 00:24:06,053 --> 00:24:09,453 First things first, our famous peas and carrots. 661 00:24:09,558 --> 00:24:10,726 - There we are. 662 00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:12,161 - She was just wondering about those. 663 00:24:12,260 --> 00:24:13,457 - I bet. - Oh! 664 00:24:13,562 --> 00:24:15,798 [bowl rattling] 665 00:24:16,798 --> 00:24:20,236 - Okay. And here's your steak. 666 00:24:20,335 --> 00:24:22,205 I guess bon appétit. 667 00:24:22,303 --> 00:24:23,872 Back with the rest in a sec. 668 00:24:23,972 --> 00:24:26,009 - Okay. [chuckles] 669 00:24:26,107 --> 00:24:28,111 I'm so sorry for acting crazy a second ago. 670 00:24:28,210 --> 00:24:29,712 I guess they do have peas and carrots. 671 00:24:29,811 --> 00:24:32,381 [all laughing] I'm sorry, guys. 672 00:24:32,481 --> 00:24:34,478 Ah, ah. 673 00:24:36,184 --> 00:24:38,687 Mmm. Wow. 674 00:24:38,786 --> 00:24:40,990 This steak is truly mouthwatering. 675 00:24:41,088 --> 00:24:42,486 I mean, it's, like, the best steak I've ever had 676 00:24:42,590 --> 00:24:44,393 in my entire life. - Mm. 677 00:24:44,487 --> 00:24:45,794 - So I guess I just have one question. 678 00:24:45,894 --> 00:24:47,163 - Yeah? - Where the fuck am I? 679 00:24:47,262 --> 00:24:48,164 - [gasps] Mom! 680 00:24:48,262 --> 00:24:49,398 - Curtis! Wha-- 681 00:24:49,497 --> 00:24:51,567 wait, wait, hold on, what-- 682 00:24:51,666 --> 00:24:54,270 what did I do? - Cary. 683 00:24:54,368 --> 00:24:56,105 I'd like you to leave. 684 00:24:56,204 --> 00:24:57,907 - Wha--what the-- 685 00:24:58,005 --> 00:24:59,708 what are you talking about? That's insane. 686 00:24:59,808 --> 00:25:01,610 I'm--I'm here to support you. 687 00:25:01,709 --> 00:25:03,879 - No, you're not. You're not here to support me. 688 00:25:03,978 --> 00:25:05,581 If you were actually trying to support me, 689 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,450 you wouldn't have bailed when you thought my show was good 690 00:25:07,543 --> 00:25:10,586 and then shown up once you knew it was bad. 691 00:25:10,685 --> 00:25:13,289 - What? That--that's not what happened. 692 00:25:13,388 --> 00:25:15,391 I was literally at a dinner for my mom, 693 00:25:15,490 --> 00:25:16,892 and it felt rude to leave her. 694 00:25:16,992 --> 00:25:18,627 - Yeah--but you did leave. 695 00:25:18,726 --> 00:25:22,065 So what, what stopped you from feeling rude? 696 00:25:22,164 --> 00:25:23,866 - I-- - I think you saw the first 697 00:25:23,965 --> 00:25:26,735 Rotten Tomatoes review and everyone posting about it 698 00:25:26,834 --> 00:25:28,637 and got jealous that the show was good, 699 00:25:28,736 --> 00:25:30,739 and you couldn't stand to come anymore. 700 00:25:30,838 --> 00:25:32,942 And then when the bad reviews went up, 701 00:25:33,041 --> 00:25:35,411 you did feel like coming, so-- 702 00:25:35,510 --> 00:25:37,813 - You think I went through all those mental gymnastics? 703 00:25:37,912 --> 00:25:40,649 It's actually sad that my friend would think 704 00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:42,085 that I would do that. I'm not-- 705 00:25:42,183 --> 00:25:45,922 - It's sad that I know my friend did that. 706 00:25:46,020 --> 00:25:47,991 And I never would've jumped to that conclusion last year, 707 00:25:48,089 --> 00:25:49,553 but this year, I'm jumping to it, 708 00:25:49,657 --> 00:25:52,661 'cause I--I--I do. I--I--[laughs] 709 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,030 I do think that's what happened. 710 00:25:54,129 --> 00:25:55,431 - Well, it's not! 711 00:25:55,530 --> 00:25:57,633 I haven't even checked Rotten Tomatoes once all day. 712 00:25:57,732 --> 00:26:00,703 - Well, then, show me your phone. 713 00:26:00,803 --> 00:26:02,605 - What? - Open your phone 714 00:26:02,704 --> 00:26:07,176 and show me the last page on your browser. 715 00:26:07,275 --> 00:26:08,912 - Sorry, can you repeat the question? 716 00:26:09,010 --> 00:26:10,479 [plate clatters] - Where am I? 717 00:26:10,579 --> 00:26:11,614 Where the fuck am I? 718 00:26:11,712 --> 00:26:13,182 - Hey, sweetie, just calm down. 719 00:26:13,281 --> 00:26:14,984 - Mom, you are a very famous woman 720 00:26:15,083 --> 00:26:16,986 holding people at knifepoint in an Applebee's. 721 00:26:17,085 --> 00:26:18,321 [actors repeating "peas and carrots"] 722 00:26:18,420 --> 00:26:20,123 - You. What is going on here? 723 00:26:20,221 --> 00:26:22,091 - Peas and carrots, peas and-- - Hello! Talk to me! 724 00:26:22,190 --> 00:26:23,792 - [whispering] They told us not to. 725 00:26:23,891 --> 00:26:25,728 both: Peas and carrots. - What? Who's "they"? 726 00:26:25,827 --> 00:26:27,363 Who is "they"? 727 00:26:27,462 --> 00:26:28,831 - Don't worry, nobody can talk about any of this. 728 00:26:28,930 --> 00:26:30,099 They all signed NDAs. - Who did? 729 00:26:30,198 --> 00:26:31,767 For what, Simu? - Uh... 730 00:26:31,865 --> 00:26:33,769 - Uh, okay, Mom, why don't we just take a breath 731 00:26:33,868 --> 00:26:35,871 and enjoy your nice, normal family dinner? 732 00:26:35,971 --> 00:26:37,173 - Oh, my God. Why is nobody-- 733 00:26:37,272 --> 00:26:38,841 [actors repeating "peas and carrots"] 734 00:26:38,939 --> 00:26:41,310 - I'll talk to her. Uh, hey, Pat. Oh, shit. 735 00:26:41,409 --> 00:26:42,845 - We're not in Times Square, are we? 736 00:26:42,945 --> 00:26:44,447 Oh, God, none of this is real. 737 00:26:44,546 --> 00:26:46,649 - What are you talking about? Babe, of course it is. 738 00:26:46,747 --> 00:26:47,951 - Hi, everyone, I just wanted you all 739 00:26:48,050 --> 00:26:49,285 to meet my new girlfriend, Everly. 740 00:26:49,384 --> 00:26:51,487 - What? Chase has a new girlfriend? 741 00:26:51,580 --> 00:26:53,722 - Okay, no, so this is not real. 742 00:26:53,822 --> 00:26:55,024 - The two of us met at church. 743 00:26:55,123 --> 00:26:56,759 That's right; the Lord gave her to me. 744 00:26:56,858 --> 00:26:58,161 - No. - And the thing that I love 745 00:26:58,260 --> 00:26:59,662 most about her is the way she looks at me... 746 00:26:59,761 --> 00:27:01,030 - No. - The way she worships me... 747 00:27:01,129 --> 00:27:02,365 - No. - And the way she'll provide me 748 00:27:02,463 --> 00:27:03,627 with strong, healthy sons. 749 00:27:03,731 --> 00:27:05,134 - [gags] - No, stop it, Chase! 750 00:27:05,233 --> 00:27:07,503 What are you doing? This isn't normal! 751 00:27:07,602 --> 00:27:09,272 None of this is fucking normal! 752 00:27:09,370 --> 00:27:11,174 - No, Mom, this thing with Chase is normal. 753 00:27:11,272 --> 00:27:13,576 It's so we don't have to send Pam to the woods, remember? 754 00:27:13,674 --> 00:27:14,978 - Yeah, couldn't be more normal. 755 00:27:15,077 --> 00:27:16,445 - No, no, this isn't right. Where am I? 756 00:27:16,544 --> 00:27:18,181 - Oh, no, babe. Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, no-- 757 00:27:18,279 --> 00:27:20,950 - Ah! Brooke! - Oh, my God, we're inside? 758 00:27:21,049 --> 00:27:22,218 - Brooke, Brooke, it worked. 759 00:27:22,316 --> 00:27:24,954 We got our first #TeamPam. - We did? 760 00:27:25,052 --> 00:27:26,689 - Yes. "Oh, my God, eww, what is this Christian shit?" 761 00:27:26,789 --> 00:27:28,057 - What the fuck? 762 00:27:28,156 --> 00:27:29,558 - "Thank God Pam got away, this is cringe." 763 00:27:29,657 --> 00:27:31,694 - Yes! - "I guess I'm #TeamPam." 764 00:27:31,793 --> 00:27:33,629 - Oh, my God. We did it! 765 00:27:33,729 --> 00:27:34,898 I did it! 766 00:27:34,996 --> 00:27:36,232 - [screams] - Yep. 767 00:27:36,331 --> 00:27:38,662 You came up with the most bad man there is. 768 00:27:38,767 --> 00:27:39,969 A good man. 769 00:27:40,068 --> 00:27:41,204 - I don't have to go to the woods! 770 00:27:41,302 --> 00:27:43,106 - Yeah! - I did a good thing! 771 00:27:43,204 --> 00:27:45,008 I did a good thing! [laughs] 772 00:27:45,106 --> 00:27:46,809 - Sweetie, no! [glass shatters] 773 00:27:46,909 --> 00:27:48,477 - Holy shit! 774 00:27:48,576 --> 00:27:50,079 Wait, no, Mom, this isn't safe. 775 00:27:50,178 --> 00:27:51,981 Just come back and we'll explain. 776 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,950 - Oh, God, someone help me! Please help me! 777 00:27:54,049 --> 00:27:56,519 - Hello, Mrs. Dubek. I can help you. 778 00:27:56,619 --> 00:27:58,121 - No. Get away from me! 779 00:27:58,219 --> 00:27:59,956 Get the fuck away from me! - Mom, this is crazy. 780 00:28:00,055 --> 00:28:01,357 - Mom, come back! - Simu, do something! 781 00:28:01,456 --> 00:28:03,659 - Get me out of here! Ah! What the fuck? 782 00:28:03,757 --> 00:28:05,628 Get me the fuck out! [people yelling] 783 00:28:05,728 --> 00:28:07,163 [screams] 784 00:28:10,531 --> 00:28:12,301 [softly] Oh, my God. 785 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:16,239 [radio buzzes] - Pam has found out. 786 00:28:16,337 --> 00:28:18,441 - I was right. 787 00:28:18,539 --> 00:28:21,410 This was fake. [panting] 788 00:28:21,510 --> 00:28:24,213 You're actors? 789 00:28:24,307 --> 00:28:26,415 You're all actors? 790 00:28:26,509 --> 00:28:29,218 - I did try to tell you, girl. 791 00:28:29,317 --> 00:28:32,021 - So come on. Let's see it. - [stammering] 792 00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:35,291 Okay, you know what? No. I'm not showing you my phone. 793 00:28:35,390 --> 00:28:37,093 I might have porn up. - Oh, my G-- 794 00:28:37,192 --> 00:28:38,761 we both know you don't have porn up. 795 00:28:38,860 --> 00:28:41,130 - [stammers] - Fuck. 796 00:28:41,224 --> 00:28:42,698 Fuck, Cary. 797 00:28:42,798 --> 00:28:45,034 I just, like, wanted you to be 798 00:28:45,133 --> 00:28:48,732 fuckin' happy for me as my friend, but you can't. 799 00:28:48,831 --> 00:28:51,507 Like, you probably can't be happy for me. 800 00:28:51,606 --> 00:28:52,909 You didn't wanna come tonight 801 00:28:53,008 --> 00:28:54,843 because you were worried I was getting something, 802 00:28:54,937 --> 00:28:56,845 that I was gonna have a win. - That's not true! 803 00:28:56,945 --> 00:28:58,447 I want you to have wins. 804 00:28:58,546 --> 00:29:01,017 I helped you get "Gay Minute" and "Age Net Worth Feet"! 805 00:29:01,116 --> 00:29:02,285 All I do is support you! 806 00:29:02,383 --> 00:29:05,088 - You support me when I'm below you! 807 00:29:05,187 --> 00:29:07,156 You're happy for me when I'm below you, 808 00:29:07,255 --> 00:29:09,458 not when you think that I might be your equal, 809 00:29:09,557 --> 00:29:11,360 or, God forbid, above you. 810 00:29:11,459 --> 00:29:13,829 And you're in luck 'cause my show sucks, 811 00:29:13,929 --> 00:29:16,299 so back below ya, baby. 812 00:29:16,397 --> 00:29:19,068 - So what, you ju-- you just think I'm a monster? 813 00:29:19,167 --> 00:29:21,804 - I--I tried to be patient. 814 00:29:21,904 --> 00:29:23,372 But we don't hang out anymore. 815 00:29:23,471 --> 00:29:26,009 And when we do, it is only about you. 816 00:29:26,106 --> 00:29:28,711 But then last month, when we came to your movie, 817 00:29:28,804 --> 00:29:30,079 you wouldn't even get a drink afterward 818 00:29:30,178 --> 00:29:31,981 because you said you had to sleep. 819 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,583 - I did have to sleep. 820 00:29:34,683 --> 00:29:36,685 - Okay. 821 00:29:36,785 --> 00:29:39,122 Okay. 822 00:29:39,221 --> 00:29:40,784 Um... 823 00:29:40,889 --> 00:29:43,492 You know what? I'm 35 years old. 824 00:29:43,591 --> 00:29:46,062 And I want good friends in my life. 825 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:49,265 And I have good friends in my life, and-- 826 00:29:49,363 --> 00:29:53,136 and I don't think you're one of them now. 827 00:29:53,235 --> 00:29:54,837 So, um... 828 00:29:54,937 --> 00:29:58,441 yeah, I want you to go. 829 00:29:58,540 --> 00:29:59,742 - Okay. 830 00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:03,479 I guess--I guess I'll go. 831 00:30:03,579 --> 00:30:04,948 [clattering] 832 00:30:05,046 --> 00:30:06,950 - Oh, there you are! 833 00:30:07,047 --> 00:30:10,053 - Oh, my God. - Okay, now I lost the drive. 834 00:30:10,151 --> 00:30:11,687 Here are your teeth. 835 00:30:11,786 --> 00:30:13,456 And which one of your friends wants to get on all fours 836 00:30:13,555 --> 00:30:15,524 so you can ride him like a horsey? 837 00:30:15,623 --> 00:30:17,193 - I just--I really thought 838 00:30:17,292 --> 00:30:19,028 I was having a normal family dinner. 839 00:30:19,127 --> 00:30:23,199 And I was excited! I was so fucking excited. 840 00:30:23,298 --> 00:30:25,334 - Pat, baby, that's-- that's why I did all this. 841 00:30:25,433 --> 00:30:26,869 - Yeah, we thought it would be nice 842 00:30:26,969 --> 00:30:28,737 for you to feel normal for a night. 843 00:30:28,836 --> 00:30:31,440 - Well, guess what? This was the least normal thing 844 00:30:31,539 --> 00:30:34,243 that's ever happened to me in my entire fucking life! 845 00:30:34,342 --> 00:30:36,445 I can't believe you did this to me. 846 00:30:36,545 --> 00:30:37,746 - Told you. 847 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,315 - I just--I can't do anything anymore. 848 00:30:39,414 --> 00:30:41,684 Do you understand? Like, I can't go eat. 849 00:30:41,783 --> 00:30:43,286 I can't take a walk. 850 00:30:43,385 --> 00:30:46,355 I can't date a normal person without being a burden. 851 00:30:46,454 --> 00:30:48,324 - Hey, you were never a burden, sweetie. 852 00:30:48,423 --> 00:30:51,094 - No, I was. I know that I was. 853 00:30:51,193 --> 00:30:53,857 - I'm sorry. That must be so hard. 854 00:30:53,962 --> 00:30:55,598 - Yeah, that must be so tough, Pat. 855 00:30:55,696 --> 00:30:57,566 - Yeah, and now the only man I can date is Marvel's Simu Liu. 856 00:30:57,665 --> 00:31:00,003 Like, Marvel's Simu Liu is the only type of man I can be with? 857 00:31:00,102 --> 00:31:02,605 - Okay, can't say I feel bad for you on that. 858 00:31:02,703 --> 00:31:04,207 - I mean, for the last month, all I've been able to do 859 00:31:04,306 --> 00:31:06,475 "for my safety" is sit on a private jet 860 00:31:06,574 --> 00:31:09,145 and get eaten out nonstop by Marvel's Simu Liu. 861 00:31:09,243 --> 00:31:10,579 Like, that's my whole life. 862 00:31:10,678 --> 00:31:12,315 - Yeah, I do think we should just move off 863 00:31:12,413 --> 00:31:14,150 of the whole "Marvel's Simu Liu" stuff. 864 00:31:14,248 --> 00:31:16,019 - Yeah, not sure you realize how you're coming across. 865 00:31:16,118 --> 00:31:17,720 - Oh, who gives a fuck, Katrina? 866 00:31:17,819 --> 00:31:19,255 You signed an NDA, honey, 867 00:31:19,354 --> 00:31:22,959 so you can't say jack shit about how I'm "coming across." 868 00:31:23,058 --> 00:31:24,260 And Simu doesn't even know 869 00:31:24,359 --> 00:31:25,828 what he's doing down there, so there. 870 00:31:25,927 --> 00:31:27,363 - Wait, what? - [laughs] 871 00:31:27,462 --> 00:31:28,731 - I just-- 872 00:31:28,829 --> 00:31:32,668 I just feel like I can't be in the world anymore. 873 00:31:32,767 --> 00:31:36,005 Like I've ruined my life. I've ruined my whole life. 874 00:31:36,104 --> 00:31:37,473 - Oh, Mom. 875 00:31:37,572 --> 00:31:39,708 - Do you--do you wanna go for a walk? 876 00:31:39,808 --> 00:31:42,178 - No. [sniffles] 877 00:31:42,276 --> 00:31:44,909 I just--I wanna be alone. 878 00:31:45,013 --> 00:31:47,283 I'm not mad, I-- 879 00:31:47,382 --> 00:31:49,953 I just wanna be by myself. 880 00:31:50,051 --> 00:31:51,454 [sighs] 881 00:31:53,789 --> 00:31:55,458 - Mom. - Uh-- 882 00:31:55,558 --> 00:31:56,960 - [sighs] 883 00:32:07,169 --> 00:32:08,337 - All right, load out. Load out to truck four. 884 00:32:08,436 --> 00:32:09,772 - Wow, this burger is actually good. 885 00:32:09,866 --> 00:32:12,108 - It should be. It's Peter Luger. 886 00:32:12,207 --> 00:32:14,010 I guess cheers 887 00:32:14,103 --> 00:32:17,013 to a truly apocalyptic night for our family. 888 00:32:17,112 --> 00:32:19,015 - I know. Hope Mom's okay. 889 00:32:19,114 --> 00:32:21,117 - Aww. Me, too, bud. 890 00:32:21,216 --> 00:32:23,252 But hey, at least we helped Pam. 891 00:32:23,351 --> 00:32:24,887 It's not nothing. - Totally. 892 00:32:24,985 --> 00:32:28,657 It just sucks 'cause everyone does think I'm bad now. 893 00:32:28,756 --> 00:32:31,594 Like, everyone's just saying really mean stuff online. 894 00:32:31,694 --> 00:32:33,296 - Oh. 895 00:32:33,394 --> 00:32:37,233 Fuck. I mean, duh, but-- shit, I-- 896 00:32:37,332 --> 00:32:39,964 - Hey. Did I miss it? How'd it go? 897 00:32:40,068 --> 00:32:42,171 - Bad, man. Went real bad. 898 00:32:42,270 --> 00:32:46,042 - But hey, congrats on 100% Fresh. 899 00:32:46,141 --> 00:32:47,643 - What? 900 00:32:47,737 --> 00:32:48,912 Is a "WindWeaver" review up? 901 00:32:49,011 --> 00:32:50,975 - No, like 200 reviews are up. 902 00:32:51,079 --> 00:32:52,248 I guess 'cause it's good, 903 00:32:52,346 --> 00:32:53,682 they decided to post them early. 904 00:32:53,781 --> 00:32:55,718 They're saying it's a legit masterpiece. 905 00:32:55,818 --> 00:32:57,320 - Holy shit! 906 00:32:57,419 --> 00:33:00,289 [voice distorted] My bad show is good? 907 00:33:00,388 --> 00:33:03,492 [gritty electronic music] 908 00:33:03,592 --> 00:33:10,599 ♪ ♪