1 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,799 - Lisa, I'm headed out. 2 00:00:07,924 --> 00:00:09,092 Thanks again. 3 00:00:09,217 --> 00:00:10,802 - Oh, can't you stay a few more hours? 4 00:00:10,927 --> 00:00:13,471 I'm making bee pancakes. 5 00:00:13,596 --> 00:00:15,849 - Um, no, unfortunately, I can't. 6 00:00:15,932 --> 00:00:17,308 I really have to get back. 7 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:18,768 - Well, at least say hi to Meg and Mark. 8 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,770 They just got here. - Oh, they did? Oh. 9 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:24,065 - Hello, Ms. Dubek! - Oh, my gosh. Hi, Mrs. Dubek. 10 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:26,401 - Oh, it's so good to see you kids. 11 00:00:26,484 --> 00:00:28,528 And how nice you get to stop by for a little breakfast 12 00:00:28,611 --> 00:00:29,696 on your way to work. 13 00:00:29,779 --> 00:00:31,364 - Oh, no, school's out for the summer. 14 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,782 - And I just took off because it's so nice out. 15 00:00:32,907 --> 00:00:34,075 Figured we'd just hang out, 16 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:35,493 maybe get in the pool. 17 00:00:35,618 --> 00:00:37,454 Oh, uh, Mom, they did not have any Snickers 18 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:39,372 at the gas station, so we got you a Milky Way. 19 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:40,749 - Oh, that's great. Thanks. 20 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:42,876 - Oh, and hey, these were at my house. 21 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:44,252 - See, I told you. 22 00:00:44,336 --> 00:00:45,628 - Well, your stuff is better than mine. 23 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,172 [laughter] 24 00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:49,341 - Well, I gotta say, you two look exactly the same. 25 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:50,842 - Oh. - And how are Brooke and Cary? 26 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:52,177 Are they still the same? 27 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:53,386 And I'm sorry, I still haven't seen 28 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:55,430 Cary's new show, the "Wind" one, 29 00:00:55,513 --> 00:00:57,265 uh, but all my friends at work say it's awesome. 30 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:59,934 - Yeah, my friends say it is so, so awesome. 31 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:02,354 - Oh, hey, if you guys do wanna swim, we're out of sunscreen. 32 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:03,855 - Oh, I can run out to Target and get some. 33 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,440 - I'll go with. - Why? 34 00:01:05,522 --> 00:01:07,275 Do you also need something from Target? 35 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:09,194 - No, just to keep her company. - That's nice of you. 36 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:10,612 - Come on, you. 37 00:01:10,695 --> 00:01:12,155 - I'm not gonna make you go to Target alone. 38 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:13,740 - You know what? I think I will stay 39 00:01:13,823 --> 00:01:14,824 and hang for a couple hours. 40 00:01:14,949 --> 00:01:17,077 - Yay! - Oh, yay! 41 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,244 Oh, and hey, how's Brooke? 42 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:19,871 She's an agent now, right? 43 00:01:19,996 --> 00:01:21,498 - Or a manager? Sorry. 44 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:22,999 We're nothing like your kids. 45 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,292 both: Neither of us know a thing 46 00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:26,336 about the entertainment industry. 47 00:01:26,419 --> 00:01:28,338 - ♪ I-I-I'm a winner ♪ 48 00:01:28,420 --> 00:01:30,006 - It's such bullshit. 49 00:01:30,131 --> 00:01:31,424 Like, I'm the one in the industry 50 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:34,051 constantly doing good, and yet nothing? 51 00:01:34,134 --> 00:01:36,179 He had to have hired a publicist, right? 52 00:01:36,304 --> 00:01:37,681 - Brooke, it's 8:30 a.m. 53 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,683 How are we already at a ten about something? 54 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:43,687 But yes, anytime anyone's on anything, it's a publicist. 55 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,896 How do you think Greta Thunberg got on the cover of "TIME"? 56 00:01:46,021 --> 00:01:48,692 She hired me. - Wow, really? What's she like? 57 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:51,110 - Well, first of all, bitch has been on a plane. 58 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:52,320 - Brooke? - Brooke. 59 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:53,822 - Oh. - Hey. How's it going? 60 00:01:53,905 --> 00:01:55,073 - Natalie, hi. 61 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:57,075 - Oh, nice. You got a copy. 62 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,576 Isn't that so cool? - Yeah. 63 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:01,121 That publicist he hired was worth every penny. 64 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:02,539 - Oh, no, he said someone from "People" 65 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:04,040 just came to the hospital and asked him 66 00:02:04,165 --> 00:02:05,125 about being on the cover. - Oh. 67 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:06,459 - Which makes total sense. 68 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:08,669 Everyone knows he's such a good guy. 69 00:02:08,752 --> 00:02:10,338 Anyway, we gotta get to the train, 70 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:12,215 but it was so good to see you. - Yeah, you too. 71 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:14,467 - Bye, Brooke. - Bye. [laughs] 72 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,511 Oh, they just "came to the hospital"? 73 00:02:16,594 --> 00:02:18,555 Please. He might have these losers fooled, 74 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:20,306 but I know that he worked for this. 75 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:22,809 And it is my job today to prove it. 76 00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:25,228 - Actually, your job today is quite a few other things. 77 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:26,980 - I just need to get into his emails. 78 00:02:27,063 --> 00:02:28,857 Oh, uh... hey, Natalie. 79 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:31,359 I just wanna send Lance a little something, 80 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:34,320 you know, say congrats for being so dang good. 81 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:36,573 Do you mind DM'ing me his new little addy? 82 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:38,033 - Yeah, sure. That's really sweet. 83 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:39,284 - [laughs] - Brooke, I vote 84 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:40,577 you don't do this, 85 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:41,870 but I have to go meet a new client 86 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:43,454 and know you're going to. 87 00:02:43,579 --> 00:02:45,915 So I guess just text me when you end up burning down 88 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,250 his entire apartment. 89 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:48,835 [phone buzzes] 90 00:02:50,795 --> 00:02:52,922 - The addy. - Hey, everyone. 91 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:54,424 Thank you all for being here 92 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:57,635 to talk about helping me win the Academy Award 93 00:02:57,761 --> 00:03:00,680 for Best Actor in a Motion Picture. 94 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:01,848 Or supporting. 95 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:03,475 No, let's--let's do lead. 96 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:04,893 - Well, I'm sorry I can't be there in person. 97 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:06,394 I'm still in the Hamptons. 98 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:08,855 But I have already found the movie 99 00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:11,107 to maybe get you that Oscar, Cary. 100 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,609 - Wait, really? - It's called 101 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:14,903 "One Night with Albert," and it's about a gay man 102 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:17,864 who had a brief love affair with Albert Einstein 103 00:03:17,947 --> 00:03:20,784 the night before he published his theory of relativity. 104 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:22,494 - Albert Einstein was gay? 105 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:25,789 - It's rumored he was by the writer of this movie. 106 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:28,124 - Uh, sure. Yes. 107 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,918 I--I wanna be gay Albert Einstein 108 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:31,211 and win an Oscar. 109 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:32,921 - So the role is up for grabs, 110 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:34,923 but even though you're the lead of a TV show, 111 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:36,966 the producers are not 100% sure 112 00:03:37,091 --> 00:03:38,968 that they see you as a leading man. 113 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:40,929 I mean, it's a sexual role, 114 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:42,847 and you play an elf on "WindWeaver." 115 00:03:42,972 --> 00:03:44,265 So in the next month, 116 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:45,725 I wanna have you read for them, 117 00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:47,143 get you in for some chemistry tests. 118 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:48,144 - Oh... - I want them to-- 119 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:49,562 - The next month? 120 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:51,815 Is there, um, any way to do this faster? 121 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:53,566 I was hoping to fit it in before I go back 122 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:55,317 to "WindWeaver," 'cause I am 123 00:03:55,442 --> 00:03:56,778 completely free until then. 124 00:03:56,861 --> 00:03:59,322 - I might have a way to go faster. 125 00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:00,573 - Oh, sorry, everyone. 126 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:01,825 Uh, this is Shuli... - Hi. 127 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:03,243 - The newest member of the team. 128 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:04,411 She wouldn't work with me before 129 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,663 because I was too small-time, 130 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:09,457 uh, but last night, she emailed begging me to hire her. 131 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:11,167 - Oh, I wouldn't say begging. 132 00:04:11,292 --> 00:04:12,669 - Well, I have it here printed out. 133 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,295 - I will kill you. - [clears throat] 134 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:16,630 - But I do have a faster way for producers 135 00:04:16,714 --> 00:04:18,425 to see Cary as a leading man. 136 00:04:18,507 --> 00:04:21,219 Or wait. Cary, do you have a, um... 137 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:22,846 [whispering indistinctly] 138 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:24,180 - Uh, yes. 139 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,057 Yes, I--I do, actually. 140 00:04:26,182 --> 00:04:27,767 - Perfect. We'll be right-- 141 00:04:27,851 --> 00:04:29,185 [horn honks] 142 00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:30,353 [wolf whistle] 143 00:04:30,478 --> 00:04:31,646 - Oh, my God. 144 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:34,524 - Whoa. Cary Dubek is packing. 145 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:36,026 - Okay. You got the role. 146 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,570 They can now see you as a leading man. 147 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:39,863 - Thank you so much, Shuli. 148 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:41,531 - Hey, thank that big ol' pee-pee. 149 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:43,533 - Okay, so the next step is financing. 150 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:45,618 I'll circle up with the producers, 151 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,537 see what studios they're out to, 152 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:49,414 and this part will take a beat, so... 153 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:52,042 - Uh, how long is, um, a beat? 154 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:55,712 - I mean, we're looking for $20 million to $25 million, 155 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:57,213 and-- - Well, uh, 156 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:59,632 what if I were to just, uh, call my mom? 157 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:02,260 Like, could she finance it? 158 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:04,596 - Damn, Car, you cray. 159 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:06,639 And I love it. - [chuckles] 160 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:09,726 - Come on. Where are you? 161 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:11,019 - Hey, Lance. - Hey, man. 162 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:12,354 - Oh. 163 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:13,980 [scoffs] No shirt, huh? 164 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:16,733 Looks like someone who works to get attention to me. 165 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:22,405 - Hi. 166 00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:24,199 Flower delivery for Mr. Arroyo. 167 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:25,742 Hmm. 168 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:26,910 - Oh, Debra. 169 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:29,079 He's the third floor, apartment 3C. 170 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:31,081 - Thank you. 171 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:32,457 [clears throat] 172 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:38,588 [sighs] Okay. 173 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:53,436 Hmm, bingo. 174 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:57,774 Huh, left your email open, idiot. 175 00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:59,984 Okay, let's search "publicist." 176 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:02,570 Weird, okay. 177 00:06:02,654 --> 00:06:05,949 Uh, "public relations." 178 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:07,283 No results? 179 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:08,702 [sighs] 180 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,161 It's okay. 181 00:06:10,286 --> 00:06:11,663 I got plenty of time. 182 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:14,874 - Whoops. Forgot something. 183 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,127 - What else can I search? 184 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,963 What would I write in an email to a publicist? 185 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:24,926 No? 186 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:29,681 Nothing? 187 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:37,439 Does he just never send any emails? 188 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:39,149 - Oh, hell yeah. - [gasps] 189 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:40,692 - What's going on, man. 190 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,986 Where you going on this fine Friday? 191 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,946 - Fuck. 192 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,322 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 193 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:48,283 What do I do? 194 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:50,118 Oh. 195 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:51,536 I'm not gonna kill him. 196 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:53,747 - Oh, look who it is. Give me that rock, baby. 197 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:54,873 Let's go. 198 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:57,500 - I'll just set off the fire alarm. 199 00:06:58,877 --> 00:07:00,670 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 200 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,547 Ahh! - Okay, girl. 201 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:04,007 Now give me that spin. 202 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,551 Give me that spin. - [whimpering] 203 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:08,720 - [laughs] See you. 204 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,013 - Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 205 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:12,724 [horn honking] 206 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:14,684 Okay. 207 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:17,520 - This would dull an average knife, 208 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:19,814 but Miracle Blade is not an average knife. 209 00:07:19,898 --> 00:07:21,608 Even a soda can is like butter. 210 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:24,903 [continues indistinctly] - [snoring] 211 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,157 [oven clicking] - Oh. 212 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,368 Jesus. 213 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:35,497 - [continues indistinctly] 214 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:37,415 - Okay. 215 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:39,376 - Yo, Mr. McMurtry. - Oh. 216 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,002 - It's Lance. - Lance. 217 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:42,879 - Sorry, man. Forgot to give you your pills. 218 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:44,047 - Thank you. 219 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:47,425 Also, I had another accident in my chair. 220 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,094 - It's all good. I'll run you a bath. 221 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:50,595 We'll get you cleaned up. 222 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,222 And I'm gonna close this window for you. 223 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:53,390 We gotta keep you safe. 224 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:55,141 - Hey, Lance. 225 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:57,143 You're the best man I know. 226 00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:58,561 - Ah, thanks, Mr. M. 227 00:07:58,687 --> 00:07:59,771 [laughter] 228 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:01,106 - Wait, I actually think this is 229 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:02,774 Cary's suit that I'm wearing. - Really? 230 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,484 - Yeah. - Aw. 231 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:06,277 - Well, and I love your suit, Pat. 232 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:07,404 - Oh, why, thank you. 233 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:09,739 Isn't it so gorgeous? 234 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:12,033 And so wait, when do you go back to work? 235 00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:13,785 - Not till September or, you know, 236 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:15,412 really, the last week of August 237 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:16,830 just so I can get my room set up. 238 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:18,957 - Still so much time. That's so nice. 239 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:20,792 - Ope, Mom, can you grab me a Coke? 240 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,168 - Oh, and some towels. 241 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:23,586 Sorry, sorry. - Sorry. 242 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:25,588 - Kids. Am I right, Pat? 243 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,340 Always needing something from you. 244 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:28,675 [phone buzzing] 245 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:29,884 - Oh, it's Cary. - Aw. 246 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:31,469 - Hi, honey. - Hey, Mom. 247 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:32,886 Could I have between $20 million 248 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:34,806 and $25 million? 249 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:37,392 - Uh, for--why, honey? 250 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:38,977 Oh, also, you're on speakerphone. 251 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:40,770 I'm here with Meg and Mark. - Hi. 252 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:41,855 - Hey, Cary. - Hi, Cary. 253 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:43,188 - By the way, I was so sorry 254 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:44,691 to see those pictures of you online. 255 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:46,943 First your hole, now your little penis? 256 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,653 - Oh, no, the penis was on purpose. 257 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:49,946 - Oh. - Uh, it's for this movie 258 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,157 I'm calling about. - On purpose? 259 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:55,827 - It is this really beautiful indie that needs financing, 260 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:56,995 and I was wondering if you would want 261 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,663 to help get it off the ground. 262 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:00,999 It would really, really mean a lot. 263 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:02,667 - Uh, okay. 264 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,294 I mean, sure, honey. 265 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,545 - Oh, my God. - Uh-- 266 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:06,921 - Thank you so much, Mom. Thank you. 267 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:08,923 I really, really appreciate it. 268 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:10,842 [line beeping] - Wow. Okay. 269 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,677 We are really moving. 270 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:14,387 - For the first time, I can see 271 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:15,972 how you and Brooke are related. 272 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:17,849 - [laughs] Okay, so what's next? 273 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:20,268 - So the last piece of the puzzle is a director. 274 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:23,438 I'll move as fast as I can and start reaching out to people. 275 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:26,608 - And I'll start generating Oscar buzz in the press. 276 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:29,611 In fact, I already secured you a profile 277 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,321 in "The New York Times." 278 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,907 - Whoa. And it's not too soon for that? 279 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:37,160 - No. The Oscar for next year may have already been won. 280 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:39,788 We gotta move. - Yes. I--I love it. 281 00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:42,540 - So since the movie's "One Night with Albert," 282 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:45,669 they wanna do a feature called "One Night with Cary," 283 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,879 where the writer will just hang out with you 284 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,839 and maybe your friends and boyfriend 285 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:53,593 at a bar or something for one night with Cary. 286 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:56,471 Just whatever you do on a Friday night. 287 00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:59,140 - Oh. Um...sure, yeah. 288 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:00,934 I mean, I am actually always hanging out 289 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:04,354 with my friends and boyfriend, uh, on a Friday night. 290 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,731 - So he'll meet you and your crew at 8:00 291 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,066 wherever you want. - Cool. 292 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:11,653 Uh, yeah, let me just, uh, call, uh, 293 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,530 my boyf and, uh, BFFs 294 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:17,367 and just make sure we're on for our normal hang sesh. 295 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,910 - All right. [phone buzzes] 296 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,954 Oh. Now it's the sister. Sorry. 297 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,123 So there was nothing in his email, 298 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:25,875 and he washed an old man's butt for free? 299 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,877 Maybe they did just ask him. 300 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,921 - Shuli, no. He hired a publicist. 301 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:32,215 I just need to see his phone contacts for proof, 302 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,009 but I can't go back in looking like myself, 303 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:35,635 because the doorman knows I stole his keys. 304 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:37,012 - That's probably for the best. 305 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:38,847 - So I went in as a redhead. - What? 306 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,390 Why does this even matter? 307 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:43,518 - Because if he didn't hire a publicist, he's, what, 308 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:46,146 inherently better than us and everyone just knows it? 309 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:47,605 I mean, what does that make me, Shuli, 310 00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:49,149 dog shit? 311 00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:50,984 - Okay, this sort of feels like a therapy situation. 312 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:53,028 - [whispering] Oh, I gotta go. I'll keep you posted. 313 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:55,071 [line beeping] - These fucking Dubeks. 314 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:58,033 - ♪ My whole life with you ♪ 315 00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:02,245 ♪ 'Cause you're the sweetest girl in the entire world ♪ 316 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:05,749 - All right. - ♪ And I would die for you ♪ 317 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,251 [vocalizing] 318 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,587 - [sighs] God. 319 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,921 Okay. 320 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,424 Michael ConEd. No. 321 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,760 Sharon Haircut. No. 322 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,137 Where is publicist? 323 00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:20,764 [phone ringing and buzzing] Oh. 324 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:25,310 - [singing indistinctly] 325 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,062 - [groans] Unreal. 326 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,229 Mom? 327 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:29,898 - Hi, Brookie. Guess what I'm playing. 328 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,149 "Apples to Apples"! 329 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:32,984 - Ew. Literally why? - Oh. 330 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,778 - Oh, what do you think about doing an exposé 331 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,404 on "P!" about nurses? 332 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:37,906 Like, how much good do they really do? 333 00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:39,157 Because between you and me, 334 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:40,575 feels like it's more the doctors. 335 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,619 - Um, sure, honey. 336 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:44,287 I mean, I guess we could-- 337 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:45,830 - And since we're not getting the recognition we deserve 338 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,499 for our "Night of Undeniable Good," 339 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,376 I wanna have meetings all next week 340 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:52,128 about more good stuff we can do for "P!," okay? 341 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:53,296 - Oh, rats. 342 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,964 - Oh, fuck. He's out of the shower. 343 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:55,965 I gotta go. [line beeping] 344 00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:57,634 - God. She hung up. 345 00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,135 - Okay. 346 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,053 Oh! 347 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,888 - Wait. Where's my phone? 348 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:05,058 God, I always lose that thing. 349 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:08,436 But wait, there's an app Brooke told me about 350 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,021 I can use to find it. 351 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:12,857 It makes my phone emit a big, loud screeching noise. 352 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,151 - Uh-- - Wait, shit, what's it called? 353 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:18,488 - [scoffs] Doesn't remember 'cause he never listens. 354 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:20,240 Yet everyone says he's-- - Oh! 355 00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:21,366 Find My Phone! 356 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,867 Brooke told me about it at the zoo. 357 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,703 She had just said that Alexis Bledel 358 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:26,079 is probably mean in real life. 359 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:28,873 - Okay, so he does listen? 360 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,625 But who the hell talks to themselves this much, 361 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:31,835 like, out loud? 362 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,211 Who's this even-- [phone pinging] 363 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:34,337 [gasps] 364 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,839 - Wait, it's outside? 365 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,424 How's it-- 366 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:39,175 [metal clanking] - Aah! 367 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,593 [thud] 368 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,053 What? Yo! 369 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,180 Hey, man! What the hell? - It's okay. 370 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:46,141 He's not gonna chase me in just a towel. 371 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,685 - Get back here, or I'll have to chase you in just a towel! 372 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,353 - Fuck. [groaning] 373 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,438 - Hey! 374 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,398 Hey! - Huh? 375 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,525 [birds chirping] 376 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,778 - Okay, where is my boyfriend? 377 00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,030 [laughter] 378 00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:02,449 - Nice and light, man, all right? 379 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:03,533 Nice. 380 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,702 [dramatic music] 381 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,203 - Oh, there he is. 382 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,872 - Out of whiskey. 383 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,957 [glass shatters] - Hey, honey. 384 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:13,626 Uh, just, uh, stopping by to see if I could ask a fave. 385 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,880 Um, so "The Times" wants to do this really cool profile on me 386 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,049 where I hang out with my boyfriend-- 387 00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:20,925 - You know we can't be seen in town together. 388 00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:23,511 We'll get ourselves killed... or worse. 389 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,055 - Totally. 390 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:28,266 I know, uh, you are a closeted sheepherder now 391 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,894 and we are only supposed to really hang up here 392 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,687 on the range, 393 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,397 but I just thought maybe this once-- 394 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,649 - Oh, I'm so fucked up since I met you. 395 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,277 I'm just--I'm nowhere. 396 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:40,278 I'm nothing. 397 00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:41,363 [whimpers] 398 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:42,947 - Sorry, is this from your new movie? 399 00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:44,532 Because it's very similar to "Brokeback." 400 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:47,494 - It's just, what we're doing up here, it ain't right. 401 00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:48,787 It ain't natural. 402 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,622 - It's also like "God's Own Country"? 403 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:53,792 Wait, are they making another one of these? 404 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,710 Or wait, is this...sex? 405 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,295 Are we about to have sex? 406 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,047 Oh, right. They have sex in these. 407 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,007 These characters do have sex. 408 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:03,134 Oh, thank the Lord, yeah. Let me see that dick. 409 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:04,761 Let me see that big, fat-- - [growls] 410 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,597 - Okay, whoa. 411 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:09,057 Getting right to it. I guess I'll have to see 412 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:11,601 that dick later, but, yes, let's--oh. 413 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,478 Sorry, I just wanna make sure we have lube in the tent. 414 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:14,896 Not sure I saw-- - [spits] 415 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,356 - Hmm. 416 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:17,774 Not quite sure that's gonna do the trick. 417 00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,359 Is there really no lube in here? 418 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:22,195 Well, let's at least do more than just the one--oh! 419 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:24,948 [groans] I mean, yes. 420 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:28,159 Oh, finally happening. 421 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,744 - Yeah. - Love this. 422 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,996 [grunts] Hooray. 423 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,876 - Okay, so that's a no on the boyf. 424 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:40,005 Guess I'll try some friends. 425 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,299 Oof. 426 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:47,387 [sighs] 427 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:49,639 [clears throat] 428 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,058 [line trills] 429 00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:56,604 Hey, um, so I am calling because I need some friends 430 00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:59,232 for this, uh, "New York Times" thing tonight, 431 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:02,861 and I'm not sure if we are friends, uh, but-- 432 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:05,321 - Cary, you are my best friend. 433 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:10,035 Oh, but sadly, I do have plans tonight with, um, a lady. 434 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,370 - Oh, okay, well, I'm--I'm glad you're-- 435 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:13,830 you're getting back out there. 436 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,248 And that's cool. 437 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,125 I've got tons of other people I could try. 438 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,668 - So I wasn't dead last? [line beeping] 439 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,003 Hell--hello? 440 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,050 - Uh... 441 00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:26,051 [line trills] 442 00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:28,303 [phone buzzing] 443 00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:29,971 [phone pinging] - Hey, get back here, man! 444 00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,765 - Cary? Why are you calling Lance? 445 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,475 - Brooke? Why do you have Lance's phone? 446 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:34,934 And what's that alarm? 447 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,770 And why does it sound like you might be dying? 448 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,855 - 'Cause I stole it to prove that he hired a publicist, 449 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,815 but then he saw, so he started chasing me. 450 00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:42,192 And I tried to lose him by running 451 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:43,693 into some random building, but it turns out, 452 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,820 it's a fucking utility closet or something. 453 00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,989 And now I'm trapped like a goddamn animal. Fuck! 454 00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:51,076 - So I take it neither of you are free for a party tonight. 455 00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:52,619 Also, why didn't you just drop the phone? 456 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,245 - 'Cause I know there's a clue in here, Cary. 457 00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:55,830 I just gotta find it. - Hey, yo, man! 458 00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:57,040 I know you're in there! 459 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,625 - Fuck. He's right above me. 460 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,043 I gotta go, Car. - Ugh. 461 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,628 So I guess I'll just text every single person 462 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:04,381 in my phone and hope someone shows up to be my friend? 463 00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,133 both: God, that's some dark shit. 464 00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:08,718 - Come on, dude! Game over! 465 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,095 There's nowhere else to run! 466 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,721 And you know what? I'm calling the cops! 467 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,181 - Yeah, fuck, fuck, fuck. 468 00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:15,850 - Is what I would say if I didn't believe 469 00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:17,602 that we all make mistakes! 470 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,396 - [groans] Come on. 471 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,107 - 'Cause you may have done some bad things, 472 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:25,110 but I don't think you're a bad person. 473 00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:26,611 - You don't? 474 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,113 - So how about you just give me my phone back, 475 00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:31,116 and I'll let you go but not before 476 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:34,786 giving you $600 in cold hard cash. 477 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,330 You can go get yourself a hot meal or maybe even 478 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:39,915 a new phone, 'cause it seems like you really need one. 479 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,836 - Jesus, did "People" just find him? 480 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,754 [phone buzzing] 481 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,423 Wait, holy shit. 482 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,967 My PR crew? 483 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:50,760 "You guys got me this"? 484 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,221 Yes! Fucking knew it, baby! 485 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:54,597 [knocking] - Hey, man, I'm sorry. 486 00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,516 It's just, it's been, like, this kind of 487 00:16:56,599 --> 00:17:00,770 weird amount of time without you responding, so I'm just-- 488 00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,188 can I have it back? 489 00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:05,525 - Oh. [with deep voice] Yeah, sure. 490 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,652 [normally] 'Cause I got just what I need. 491 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:08,903 - Thank you. 492 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:11,740 - Also, I do need a new phone. 493 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:15,117 [upbeat music playing] 494 00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:16,578 ♪ ♪ 495 00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,496 - Thanks so much for doing a profile like this. 496 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:21,458 We find it to be a fun peek inside a celeb's life. 497 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,960 It lets the reader experience them with their loved ones, 498 00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:25,252 their friends. - Totally. 499 00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:26,546 Uh, such a fun idea. 500 00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:28,131 - Can you introduce me to everyone? 501 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,050 - Oh, yeah, sorry. Uh, how rude of me. 502 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:35,055 Um, this is my ex-agent, uh, Shrimp Scampi. 503 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:38,475 - No, actually, it's-- it's Skip Schamplin. 504 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,852 Wait, hold on. Is it Shrimp Scampi? 505 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,896 Huh. They both sound right. 506 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,189 - Oh, my God. 507 00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:47,067 And, uh, this is Vishant Acharya, 508 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,819 another dear friend I met when I worked at his restaurant. 509 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:53,656 - Yes, though it, uh, sadly shuttered on March 12, 2020. 510 00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:56,993 That fateful day, someone found a rat in their pasta. 511 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,162 - Ew. And, uh, finally, 512 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,998 this is Michael... 513 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:03,625 Haircut or, uh-- 514 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,335 - My last name's actually Engel. 515 00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:06,419 I just used to cut his hair. 516 00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:09,547 - So yeah, these my besties. 517 00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:10,674 Love these kooks. 518 00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:14,177 Uh, anyway, guys, go, dance, mingle. 519 00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,012 - How unusual all your best friends 520 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,056 are from your very distant past. 521 00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,432 - Well, I'm humble. 522 00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,810 I still cherish the people who-- 523 00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:23,186 who knew me when. 524 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,522 Yeah, let's-- let's go with that angle. 525 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,233 [sighs] 526 00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:36,741 God, please let someone real show up. 527 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,535 - So you stole his phone 528 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,829 and he chased you for three miles 529 00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:42,372 to give you $600? 530 00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:44,457 Yeah, I think it's time to call it. 531 00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:46,668 He's just that good. - Nope, no, 532 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,878 because then I saw a text from his PR crew. 533 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,755 They're coming over at 8:00, so I'm thinking 534 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,049 I could get there early, hide in his closet, 535 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,259 and then catch him in the act. 536 00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:56,219 - Brooke, do not do that. 537 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,596 - Okay, I will take that into consideration. 538 00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:01,683 - Plus, the doorman definitely knows your face now. 539 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:04,060 I mean, you'd have to go back in in, like, 540 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:05,937 full prosthetics... [laughs] 541 00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:07,480 Like your mom used to do. 542 00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:08,773 - No, you're right. 543 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,233 That would be too far. 544 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,277 - That would be truly unhinged. 545 00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:15,238 It would be like the Brooke I knew is dead 546 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:19,034 and a new, darker Brooke had risen in her place. 547 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:21,077 - Cool. Then yeah, I won't do it. 548 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,412 [buzzer blares] - Oh. 549 00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:23,413 - [whispering] Oh, okay, I gotta go. 550 00:19:23,538 --> 00:19:24,748 I'm walking into a movie. 551 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,916 - She's not walking into a movie. 552 00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:27,959 - It's open. 553 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,711 - Showtime, baby. 554 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:32,756 Time to see your PR crew, Nurse Arroyo, 555 00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:35,425 because I know you got down in the muck for this. 556 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,719 - Uncle Lance, Uncle Lance, Uncle Lance! 557 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,929 - Huh? - Yes! 558 00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:41,681 The whole Puerto Rico crew! 559 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:44,100 - Oh, my God, it's his entire extended family 560 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,268 from Puerto Rico? 561 00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:46,895 - We're so proud of you, Lance! 562 00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,688 - Hey, you guys got me this. 563 00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:51,649 - Let's celebrate Lance all night. 564 00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:53,485 - Cary, I don't know if you heard, 565 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:54,944 but they're making another movie 566 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,654 that's kind of like "Brokeback Mountain." 567 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:58,782 - No, I'm-- I'm painfully aware. 568 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,700 - Oh, I think another friend is here. 569 00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:02,202 - Oh, good, I look forward to turning around 570 00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:04,287 and seeing who it is. 571 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,455 - Hey, Gary. 572 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:07,332 - Hey. Uh, everyone, 573 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:10,418 my old Improv 101 teacher. 574 00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:12,837 Yep, another one of my true ride-or-dies. 575 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:14,297 Tom. 576 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:15,882 - Hey, thank you so much for sticking with me 577 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,634 despite the allegations. 578 00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,260 - Uh, sorry, what allegations? 579 00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:20,679 - Hmm? - Okay, what do you say 580 00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:22,305 we get the whole posse together for a pic? 581 00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,557 - Oh, sure. Um, and-- 582 00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:26,643 and why don't we have my improv teacher take it? 583 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,144 - Shouldn't we wait for the old guy? 584 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:29,896 I think he went to go pee. 585 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,691 ♪ ♪ 586 00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:35,193 - So much better when it's not crowded. 587 00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:37,153 Whoa, Vishant? 588 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:38,530 Long time, no see. 589 00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:39,656 - What? 590 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,157 We've been hanging here all night. 591 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,118 You invited me to this. 592 00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:45,203 - What? Wha-- 593 00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:46,996 oh, wait, is Cary here? 594 00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:48,206 I'm the other gay waiter. 595 00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:49,958 But I guess it's cool, 596 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,335 like, you and he still hang. 597 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,045 - Yeah, "The New York Times" 598 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:55,755 is doing a profile on him, 599 00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:59,009 and they wanted all of his best friends to be here for it. 600 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,844 So naturally, he thought of me. 601 00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,679 - Hey, why is Cary Dubek 602 00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:04,973 taking pics with the guy who cuts my hair? 603 00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:07,767 - And the guy who cuts my hair? 604 00:21:11,646 --> 00:21:13,523 - Thanks again for flying us all in, cuz. 605 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,775 I don't know anyone more dedicated to his family 606 00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:16,860 than you. 607 00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:19,237 - God, I cannot do this all night. 608 00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:22,032 I guess I'll sneak out a third time? 609 00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:23,616 - Wait, did I ever tell you guys 610 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:27,037 about the time Lance tried to donate so much blood, 611 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,663 he passed out? [laughter] 612 00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,874 - Yeah, I'm out of here. - He just kept saying, 613 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:33,710 "Please, let me donate more. People need the blood." 614 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,628 - Yeah, like, 4 liters of the stuff. 615 00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:38,381 [buzzer blares] - Hey, everybody! 616 00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:40,216 - Aunt Connie, you made it. 617 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,844 My girl! - Aunt--Aunt Connie? 618 00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:45,430 - How's your leg? - I'm so sorry I'm late. 619 00:21:45,555 --> 00:21:48,892 - Please, who cares? We just wanna see that ring! 620 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,393 - Let's go! 621 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,729 - Aw, Connie's getting married? - Look at it. 622 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,522 - Okay, wait, wait, I got another one. 623 00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:56,941 Remember the time that Lance saved that little bird? 624 00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:58,568 - Oh, my God! 625 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,403 I have a "Lance saving a little animal" story too! 626 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,155 - Me too. - Me three! 627 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,407 - Okay, no, bye. 628 00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:09,162 [muffled chatter] 629 00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:10,497 - You know, Cary? - Yeah. 630 00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,874 - This man has a very interesting look. 631 00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,959 Are you in need of an acting agent? 632 00:22:15,085 --> 00:22:16,795 - No, I'm a full-time journalist. 633 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,421 - Are you in need of an assistant? 634 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,340 Perhaps a brand-new Tempur-Pedic mattress? 635 00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:21,925 - Oh, my God. 636 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:24,469 - I'm very good at picking out a person's firmness. 637 00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:27,347 You look like a seven to me. - Hey, guess what. 638 00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:29,766 I saw Cary downstairs. - What? 639 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,643 I'm Cary. 640 00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:33,645 Or wait, is--is Curtis here? 641 00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:36,898 You--you didn't tell him why you were here, right? 642 00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:38,733 Just 'cause, uh, I-- 643 00:22:38,817 --> 00:22:42,195 I don't want him to be mad that I invited you and not him. 644 00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:43,780 That's all. - No. 645 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:46,408 I didn't tell him, but I met all his friends, 646 00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:47,784 and they're so nice. 647 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,953 And his boyfriend, he's hot too. 648 00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:51,287 Great big lads. 649 00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:54,833 - Wait, he has-- he has a boyfriend now? 650 00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:57,544 That's--that's great. - Yeah. 651 00:22:57,627 --> 00:22:59,421 And they're all going to Curtis' aunt's house 652 00:22:59,504 --> 00:23:01,673 in the Hamptons for his birthday next week. 653 00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:03,800 - Major jeals, right? 654 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,136 - Yeah, no, he, uh-- he always does that. 655 00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:08,179 It's--it's fun. 656 00:23:08,263 --> 00:23:11,099 It's, um-- yeah, I'm happy for him. 657 00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:14,811 - So we're gonna add a little bit of cheese to that... 658 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:18,440 - [grunting] 659 00:23:18,523 --> 00:23:19,774 [sighs] 660 00:23:19,858 --> 00:23:21,151 Damn it. 661 00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:24,571 Shit. 662 00:23:26,948 --> 00:23:28,324 [horn honking] 663 00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:32,996 - [breathing heavily] 664 00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:38,460 - [muffled] Jesus Christ. 665 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,885 [grunts] Okay. 666 00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:48,678 Oh. 667 00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:51,056 Not doing that again. 668 00:23:51,181 --> 00:23:53,808 [groaning] 669 00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:57,437 [oven clicking] 670 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,022 [gasps] 671 00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:00,440 What? Oh, my God. 672 00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:02,192 Oh, no. Oh, no. Aah! 673 00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:03,443 What do I do? Aah! 674 00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:06,446 [whimpering] 675 00:24:06,529 --> 00:24:08,114 Fuck. Please, no. 676 00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:10,533 Ugh! 677 00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:12,202 [flames roaring] 678 00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:13,703 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 679 00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:15,163 - Fuck, fuck, fuck! 680 00:24:15,246 --> 00:24:18,166 [upbeat music playing] 681 00:24:18,249 --> 00:24:19,542 ♪ ♪ 682 00:24:19,668 --> 00:24:20,877 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 683 00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:22,712 Oh, my God! [fire alarm blaring] 684 00:24:22,796 --> 00:24:25,048 Okay, so now it goes off? 685 00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:29,052 - I'm sure I have at least 30. 686 00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:30,512 - Okay, everybody downstairs. Go. 687 00:24:30,595 --> 00:24:32,055 I'm right behind you. 688 00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:34,057 I just wanna make sure everyone else is out safe. 689 00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:35,809 - [coughing] - What's your emergency? 690 00:24:35,892 --> 00:24:37,977 - Please, quick! There's a fire. 691 00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:40,063 - Don't worry. Help is on the way. 692 00:24:40,188 --> 00:24:42,482 [door banging] 693 00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:43,900 - Hello, ma'am! I'm here to help! 694 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:46,569 - Whoa. That was actually so fast. 695 00:24:46,695 --> 00:24:49,781 - My name is Lance Arroyo. 696 00:24:49,906 --> 00:24:53,618 - [groans] Just leave me. 697 00:24:53,743 --> 00:24:55,578 Let me die. - ♪ Dance until we ♪ 698 00:24:55,704 --> 00:24:57,080 - Hey, Mack. 699 00:24:57,163 --> 00:24:58,957 Just checking in on the, uh, director sitch. 700 00:24:59,082 --> 00:25:02,627 As a reminder, I am fully free until "WindWeaver." 701 00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:06,798 Nothing else going on. So, uh, excited to shoot. 702 00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:11,261 [sighs] 703 00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:14,305 - Hey, is Lucas Lambert Moy coming tonight? 704 00:25:14,431 --> 00:25:15,432 Would love to have him for this. 705 00:25:15,515 --> 00:25:16,891 - No. No, no, no. 706 00:25:16,975 --> 00:25:18,518 Uh, even though things are 707 00:25:18,601 --> 00:25:20,270 so, so great with us right now, um, 708 00:25:20,353 --> 00:25:24,274 I do--I just like to keep my Fridays for just my friends. 709 00:25:24,399 --> 00:25:26,067 Holy shit. Edie? 710 00:25:26,151 --> 00:25:29,863 Uh, speaking of, uh, one of my very best friends is here now. 711 00:25:29,946 --> 00:25:31,448 - Hi. Can you tell me 712 00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:33,491 who invited me to this thing? 713 00:25:33,616 --> 00:25:35,410 I, uh--I didn't save the number. 714 00:25:35,493 --> 00:25:36,786 It's not familiar to me, and they've been 715 00:25:36,911 --> 00:25:37,996 texting me for, like, a year. 716 00:25:38,121 --> 00:25:40,999 It's starting to drive me nuts. 717 00:25:41,124 --> 00:25:42,625 Oh, Cary Dubek. 718 00:25:42,751 --> 00:25:43,960 All right, that makes sense. 719 00:25:44,085 --> 00:25:45,628 Uh, all right, I have a dinner thing, 720 00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:48,340 so as far as you know, I was--I was never here. 721 00:25:48,465 --> 00:25:50,342 - Wait--Edie? 722 00:25:50,467 --> 00:25:51,676 Edie. 723 00:25:51,801 --> 00:25:53,803 Edie. Edie! 724 00:25:53,928 --> 00:25:55,513 - Okay, let's move. - Yeah, let's do it. 725 00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:58,058 - Um, I should just probably say bye to Cary first, right? 726 00:25:58,141 --> 00:25:59,642 Like, if Vishant told him I was here, 727 00:25:59,768 --> 00:26:02,020 I--I don't wanna be an asshole, so... 728 00:26:04,397 --> 00:26:07,567 Okay, um, I guess never mind. 729 00:26:08,485 --> 00:26:11,071 - [groans] 730 00:26:11,154 --> 00:26:12,739 - Hey, Cary Dubek? 731 00:26:12,822 --> 00:26:14,532 - Oh, my God. 732 00:26:14,657 --> 00:26:16,534 Are we friends? Hi. 733 00:26:16,659 --> 00:26:18,745 - No, I'm with Sallie Mae. 734 00:26:18,828 --> 00:26:20,580 You haven't made a loan payment in seven years, 735 00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:22,832 but you texted me your location, 736 00:26:22,957 --> 00:26:26,503 so I thought I'd show up and get the $14,000 in person. 737 00:26:26,628 --> 00:26:27,837 Credit card? 738 00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:30,924 [indistinct chatter, laughter] 739 00:26:31,007 --> 00:26:32,592 - [sighs] 740 00:26:34,386 --> 00:26:37,222 [triumphant music] 741 00:26:37,347 --> 00:26:39,849 [cheers and applause] 742 00:26:39,974 --> 00:26:41,393 [in slow motion] - Ugh. 743 00:26:41,518 --> 00:26:43,728 - You're gonna be okay. 744 00:26:43,853 --> 00:26:45,063 [normally] - Okay, no. 745 00:26:45,188 --> 00:26:48,274 I can--you know, I can walk from here, 746 00:26:48,358 --> 00:26:49,943 but thank you, sonny. 747 00:26:50,026 --> 00:26:51,277 - You got her? - Oh, my God. 748 00:26:51,361 --> 00:26:52,737 Your eyebrow's falling off. 749 00:26:52,862 --> 00:26:57,575 - Oh, um, guess that fire really licked me good. 750 00:26:57,701 --> 00:26:59,119 [cheers and applause] - Yes! Yes! 751 00:26:59,202 --> 00:27:00,787 Rescue me, Daddy! 752 00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:03,248 - Okay, sort of feels like you guys 753 00:27:03,331 --> 00:27:04,874 could take it from here, no? 754 00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,584 - Okay, is everyone accounted for? 755 00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:08,044 - Yeah, yeah. That's everyone. 756 00:27:08,169 --> 00:27:09,838 - Let's hear it for my sobrino Lance! 757 00:27:09,921 --> 00:27:12,007 [cheers and applause] 758 00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:14,342 - Oh, wait, hold on, hold on. Where's Connie? 759 00:27:14,426 --> 00:27:15,927 - What? - [gasps] 760 00:27:16,052 --> 00:27:18,555 Did she not come out with us? - I--I didn't see her. 761 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:19,806 - Oh, shit. Connie, oh, my God. 762 00:27:19,889 --> 00:27:21,307 - She's still inside! - What? 763 00:27:21,391 --> 00:27:22,976 - Connie! - Aunt Connie! 764 00:27:23,059 --> 00:27:24,894 - Connie's still in there? - Aunt Connie! 765 00:27:25,020 --> 00:27:26,604 - C-Connie's still in there? 766 00:27:26,730 --> 00:27:29,149 - My God. [sirens wailing] 767 00:27:29,232 --> 00:27:32,360 [horn blaring] 768 00:27:32,444 --> 00:27:35,488 - [belches] Oh, God. 769 00:27:35,572 --> 00:27:36,740 Fucking tent. 770 00:27:36,865 --> 00:27:38,241 - [snoring] 771 00:27:38,366 --> 00:27:39,242 Is that a bear? 772 00:27:39,367 --> 00:27:42,245 - No, it's me. 773 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,622 It's just me. 774 00:27:44,748 --> 00:27:48,084 Listen, I can't do this anymore. 775 00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:50,128 I'm so fucked up. 776 00:27:50,253 --> 00:27:52,964 I'm so fucked up since I met you. 777 00:27:53,089 --> 00:27:57,135 I just--I got no one, nothing. 778 00:27:57,260 --> 00:27:58,762 It's not right what we're doing together. 779 00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:00,263 It's not natural. I just-- 780 00:28:00,347 --> 00:28:02,349 I wish I knew how to-- oh, my God, I almost said 781 00:28:02,432 --> 00:28:04,392 quit you. Jesus! 782 00:28:06,853 --> 00:28:08,104 It shouldn't be like this. 783 00:28:08,188 --> 00:28:11,441 It shouldn't fucking be like this. 784 00:28:14,819 --> 00:28:17,781 [both breathing heavily] 785 00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:22,327 [both grunting] 786 00:28:27,290 --> 00:28:29,668 [both grunting] 787 00:28:29,793 --> 00:28:31,294 - [groans] 788 00:28:32,629 --> 00:28:35,340 Yeah. [grunting] 789 00:28:35,465 --> 00:28:37,175 Oh. 790 00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:40,428 [grunting] 791 00:28:44,557 --> 00:28:45,725 Oh, yes. 792 00:28:45,809 --> 00:28:47,852 Oh. [messages swooshing] 793 00:28:47,977 --> 00:28:50,146 [sirens wailing] 794 00:28:50,271 --> 00:28:52,023 - FD's here. 795 00:28:53,108 --> 00:28:55,068 - Oh, my God. I killed Connie. 796 00:28:55,151 --> 00:28:57,153 Wait, where's that from? - She was just with us. 797 00:28:57,278 --> 00:28:59,572 She was dancing. - No, she got tired, remember? 798 00:28:59,656 --> 00:29:00,990 - Yeah, I saw her go lie down. 799 00:29:01,116 --> 00:29:02,367 - Shit. So she's sleeping? 800 00:29:02,492 --> 00:29:04,119 - We got one trapped inside. Let's go. 801 00:29:04,202 --> 00:29:05,662 Move, please. Move, please. 802 00:29:05,745 --> 00:29:07,247 Go, go, go, go, go! - Oh, my--fuck. 803 00:29:07,330 --> 00:29:08,331 Fuck. 804 00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:11,334 - [laughs] 805 00:29:11,459 --> 00:29:12,627 Look at me! 806 00:29:12,711 --> 00:29:14,379 I'm being saved! 807 00:29:14,462 --> 00:29:15,964 - [sighs] - Oh, my God. 808 00:29:16,047 --> 00:29:17,507 - Connie! - What? 809 00:29:17,590 --> 00:29:20,051 I saw everybody else getting the royal treatment, 810 00:29:20,176 --> 00:29:23,096 so I ducked back in, and now I'm being saved 811 00:29:23,179 --> 00:29:26,099 by "People's" sexiest man. 812 00:29:26,182 --> 00:29:27,017 - Ew! 813 00:29:27,142 --> 00:29:28,893 You're related to him, Connie. 814 00:29:29,019 --> 00:29:31,855 - Oh, my God. Thank God, Connie. 815 00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:33,481 - Okay, folks, fire's been contained. 816 00:29:33,565 --> 00:29:36,651 There is some damage to the kitchen in 4C. 817 00:29:36,735 --> 00:29:38,903 Could have been worse. Could have been a lot worse. 818 00:29:38,987 --> 00:29:41,865 Special thanks to Mr. Arroyo for getting everyone out. 819 00:29:41,948 --> 00:29:43,658 [cheers and applause] 820 00:29:43,742 --> 00:29:46,202 - Lance! 821 00:29:46,286 --> 00:29:49,330 - It's okay. You guys just had me freaked out, yo! 822 00:29:49,414 --> 00:29:50,790 - Yeah. 823 00:29:50,874 --> 00:29:52,876 Yeah, okay. 824 00:29:52,959 --> 00:29:56,004 I guess he is just that good. 825 00:29:56,087 --> 00:30:01,676 He is truly good, and I am... bad? 826 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:05,722 I don't think it could be any clearer that I am just bad. 827 00:30:05,847 --> 00:30:08,850 [phone ringing] 828 00:30:08,933 --> 00:30:10,435 What? Hello? 829 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:11,853 - Hi, there. Good evening. 830 00:30:11,936 --> 00:30:13,146 My name is Angelica Yates. 831 00:30:13,229 --> 00:30:14,898 I'm with the GFP Board of Jurors. 832 00:30:14,981 --> 00:30:16,566 Is this Brooke Dubek? 833 00:30:16,691 --> 00:30:18,401 - Yeah, this is she. 834 00:30:18,485 --> 00:30:20,570 - I'm calling to inform you that "ChaseDreams Presents: 835 00:30:20,653 --> 00:30:23,615 A Night of Undeniable Good" has been selected to receive 836 00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:27,243 the 2023 Peabody Award for Excellence in Media 837 00:30:27,369 --> 00:30:30,622 in the category of Public Service. 838 00:30:30,747 --> 00:30:34,542 - What? A Peabody Award? 839 00:30:34,626 --> 00:30:36,461 - Yes. Congrat-- 840 00:30:36,586 --> 00:30:38,421 - Oh, my God. 841 00:30:38,546 --> 00:30:40,632 I am good! 842 00:30:40,757 --> 00:30:42,676 Yes! 843 00:30:42,759 --> 00:30:46,096 Brooke Dubek is good! 844 00:30:46,179 --> 00:30:47,931 - My fucking kitchen! 845 00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:53,186 - [groaning] 846 00:30:53,269 --> 00:30:54,270 [laughs] 847 00:30:54,396 --> 00:30:56,147 That was incredible. - [sighs] 848 00:30:56,272 --> 00:30:58,858 So much better than Marvel's Simu Liu. 849 00:30:58,942 --> 00:31:00,402 - [chuckles] 850 00:31:00,485 --> 00:31:04,280 - Oh, I've missed you so much, Streety. 851 00:31:04,406 --> 00:31:07,951 - I missed you too, my Patricia. 852 00:31:08,076 --> 00:31:11,246 - But this just can't happen again. 853 00:31:11,329 --> 00:31:12,455 - No. 854 00:31:12,580 --> 00:31:14,457 No, no, no, because I thought about it, 855 00:31:14,541 --> 00:31:16,626 and it could be fun that you always need to wear 856 00:31:16,710 --> 00:31:17,961 prosthetics to go to dinner. 857 00:31:18,086 --> 00:31:21,172 It'll be like every day is Halloween. 858 00:31:21,297 --> 00:31:22,632 - No. 859 00:31:22,716 --> 00:31:25,385 I just--I can't have you be part of my family 860 00:31:25,468 --> 00:31:26,845 anymore, Streeter. 861 00:31:26,970 --> 00:31:28,722 I need you to just be my manager 862 00:31:28,805 --> 00:31:31,099 so my family can be my family. 863 00:31:33,143 --> 00:31:34,060 - What do you mean? 864 00:31:34,144 --> 00:31:36,980 - I just-- [sighs] 865 00:31:37,063 --> 00:31:39,816 I didn't miss anything in Ohio except my kids. 866 00:31:39,899 --> 00:31:44,154 I was there, and I realized I don't have my kids anymore 867 00:31:44,237 --> 00:31:46,281 or not the way I had them. 868 00:31:46,364 --> 00:31:47,907 And everything in my life can be insane 869 00:31:47,991 --> 00:31:49,659 but not me and them. 870 00:31:49,743 --> 00:31:51,161 We need to be normal. 871 00:31:51,286 --> 00:31:54,539 And if we're normal, then I can handle the rest. 872 00:31:54,664 --> 00:31:58,585 So first thing tomorrow, I need to pull out of Cary's movie. 873 00:31:58,668 --> 00:32:01,004 And I need to-- 874 00:32:01,087 --> 00:32:03,006 I need to fire Brooke as my manager. 875 00:32:05,091 --> 00:32:06,509 Okay, good night. 876 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,680 [sighs] 877 00:32:10,764 --> 00:32:11,723 - Uh-oh. 878 00:32:11,848 --> 00:32:12,891 [upbeat music] 879 00:32:13,016 --> 00:32:15,894 - [singing in Spanish] 880 00:32:16,019 --> 00:32:23,193 ♪ ♪