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A friend of mine once told me

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when one delves into the mind
of a sausage lover,

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one encounters
that the combination

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of a hard exterior
and a soft interior,

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plus the succulent
and tender aftertaste,

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make the sausage irresistible.

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The same can be said
about Jesus.

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Sounds like
a harmless enough remark.

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Nevertheless, it triggered part
of the muddle

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of the events
that took place here

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in our otherwise
peaceful little town.

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Some said it was a love story.
To me, it was.

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Some said it was a crime story,
or a family tragedy.

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I was new in town,
didn't know the people so well,

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but I'd say this,

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and I'm sorry if it comes out
a little academic.

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There are those you will claim
that the liberation of humanity,

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that the freedom of man,
and mind is nothing but a dream.

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And they're right.

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That's the American dream.

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♪ It's america ♪

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♪ Love it or leave it ♪

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♪ Well, I'm getting mighty tired
of seeing hippies running wild ♪

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♪ And burning down the schools
and stepping on the flags ♪

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♪ Things are getting out of hand
when you read about a man ♪

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♪ That'll burn his draft card ♪

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♪ Hang around the pool room
and brag ♪

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♪ Some folks think it's okay
but I wasn't raised that way ♪

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♪ And I won't be satisfied
till I've had my say ♪

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♪ It's america ♪

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♪ You got no right
to deceive it ♪

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♪ It's the best there is ♪

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♪ You'd better believe it ♪

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♪ Good men gave their lives ♪

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♪ So we could live to see it ♪

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♪ It's america ♪

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♪ Love it or leave it ♪

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♪ Things are going mighty wrong
when respect for law is gone ♪

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♪ And it seems that everybody
hates a uniform ♪

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♪ It's kinda hard to understand
when you read about a man ♪

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♪ That's talking about love and
knocking the place he was born ♪

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♪ If things don't go their way
they can always move away ♪

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♪ That's what democracy means
anyway ♪

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What in gutterbee
made it all end so tragically?

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Folks leaving town
is probably why

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things had gone bad
to begin with.

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Had I been less of an optimist,

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I'd I had seen seen
the writing on the wall.

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Edward hofler.

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He was new here.

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First thing he ever did,

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he explained to me
the difference between

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various kinds of sausage

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while I cited him
for a traffic violation.

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Sometimes you do not even
have to cook, like, frankfurter,

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knockwurst,
some kinds of Bologna.

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- I love Bologna.
- However, liverwurst,

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bratwurst, bockwurst,

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you definitely need
to keep refrigerated.

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Thank you.

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It's too much
to get into right now,

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but the way he explained it
definitely got me hooked.

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Sausages, that was
his choice in life.

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It wasn't that Edward
didn't have a plan,

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though sipping bitters
and mourning his dead parents

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was all he was doing.

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Now, as a longtime bachelor,

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I thought, a lonely man
seeking companionship.

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And the truth of that
wasn't all wrong.

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But, aye, there's the rub.

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For what is truth?

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Jimmy Jerry Lee,

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visionary horse man
and local venue owner.

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You like my new suit, daddy?
I got it online.

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Yeah. Yeah, Hank,
it looks manly.

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Determined to make this town

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a better place.

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Try a little harder, Jimmy,

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they'll all be gone
by the end of the year.

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You just remember,
push comes to shove,

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there's one person
who will come through for you.

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We should not have
to put up with strangers

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from parts of the world
that wish us no good.

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Our gentle community
depends on that.

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I'm Jimmy Jerry Lee Jones, Jr.,

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and welcome to the splendid
night of cabaret.

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Boys and girls,
pick a number out of the jar

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that's floating around.

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We got music, we got food,
we got the beer,

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and maybe a little bit later
we're going to have some honey.

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Apart from Jimmy's cabaret

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for the special invited,

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there was no cause for concern,

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except that I was dealing
with a thinning hairline

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that seemed determined.

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And little did I know that
everything was about to unravel.

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You watch this face now.
I'm going to be big.

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Good luck.

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You make your own luck
in this world, compadre.

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Any y'all know where
the nearest bus stop is?

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All right, man!

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All right!

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<i>Hello out there.
This is Steve barker.</i>

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<i>You're listening to...</i>

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Frankfurter.

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How's your day so far, Edward?

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Uh...

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- Hey, you!
- Hey, hey, hey!

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- I heard you were getting out.
- Yes, indeed, ma'am.

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Magic Mike is back in town.

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- Come here.
- Give me some sugar.

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Mm, good to see you.

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How's everything?

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Monkey on a tie.

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Huh?

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Get the junk off my bar,
and pay your tab, Mike.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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- Britt, where's the fire?
- Never mind her.

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What kind of "welcome home"
is that?

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Lots have moved lately.

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Oh, Robert and cliff left too,
huh?

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Yep.

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Oh, fucking Barney as well?

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Told me to say hello.

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Sorry.

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You know, I like
that old idea of yours.

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Tarping up the lake
so kids could jump on it.

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It's still on the bucket list.

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Hey, new guy.

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I'm Mike, by the way.

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- You?
- Edward.

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Hey, can I call you Eddie?

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I don't like formality
amongst friends,

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so how about, uh Eddie?

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Or ed?

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Ted?

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Ford? Huh?

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Why don't you tell me
a little bit about yourself.

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As the saying goes,
you are what you wear.

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Now look at this. Look at it.
That is handcrafted.

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Perfect quality.
It doesn't wrinkle.

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What do you say?

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I say you are
a self-licking lollipop,

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and you and your ties
lack direction.

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Both of you.

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You lack direction, man.

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What do you got going on, huh?

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You getting' boozed
in the afternoon?

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What's that? Sausages.

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Sausages, that's...
That's your big plan?

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Wow.

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- You know what?
- That's enough.

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- He started it.
- That's enough.

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Okay.

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♪ I need you now
I need you tonight ♪

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♪ To make my broken heart
be your whole ♪

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Spot on, man!

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Yeah! Go, daddy!

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Everybody's going
to love you, daddy.

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I know I sure do.

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Ah, come here, son.
Give me some.

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They let you out
of the slammer, huh?

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Yes. Mm-hmm, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, you're taking
a fall for me.

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That's a lesson this whole town
ought to learn from.

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Yeah, I agree. Mike is a sport.
Come here!

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- We hug in this family, huh.
- Yeah.

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It's good to see you, man.

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Good to see you too, Hank.
You too.

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Lemonades, Hank.
Make Mike's a generous pour.

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Make mine a hot toddy.

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This frog in my throat's
getting a little thirsty.

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Ah-ha.

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- So you've seen the strip?
- Mm-hmm.

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Finally got it cleaned up.
Got it cleaned up the right way.

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Got to keep an eye out, though,

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because I heard
there's some chinaman

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living outside of town.

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Plus, I got that new sheriff.

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He's looking over my goddamn
shoulder at every...

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Hank, use the tray.

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- Right.
- It is good to have you back.

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Put you back to work.

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Me and you together,
we take care of things.

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Like first, we started
with the natives.

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Then the africans.

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Then the Mexicans.

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Now the asians.

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This can't go on.

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Lemonade...

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- America first, Mike.
- America first.

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America first.

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Mm.

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Mm, yeah.

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Ooh. Heh. Delicious.

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You know, Jimmy,

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while I was in jail,

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I got some time to do
some thinking of my own.

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Maybe I haven't fulfilled
my potential, know what I mean?

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Maybe I haven't done everything
that I could with my life.

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So I decided to get something
going for myself.

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Ready?

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Ties, Jimmy.

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It's got a monkey on it.

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Of course it does.
A little monkey on it.

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It's beautiful, man.

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See, I'm offering you an
opportunity to be a part of it.

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You know, I need some
start-up money and I figured,

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well, maybe Jimmy
would want to chip in.

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Know what I mean?

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Hmm.

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Here, I thought you was
coming back to the fold

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and go back to respectable work.

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To resume the job
that we had started.

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That's...

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No, no, no. Not you.

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No, you decide
not to give a damn.

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You just think
that it's a big fat nothing.

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One big fat, burlesque nothing.

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Hey, daddy, daddy, daddy!
Goddamn it, Mike.

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It's been months
since she fainted.

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That had nothing
to do with me, man.

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Don't upset him.
You know he can take it.

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I'm sorry, I didn't do anything.

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- Yeah, you never do anything.
- No, I did not, Hank.

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Daddy? Daddy?

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- There you go.
- Huh?

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While you were out,
I told Mike to say he's sorry.

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Listen, Jimmy, Jimmy,
I'm sorry, man.

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I'm sorry. I know that
over the years you spend a lot

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on my well-being,
and you helped me out so much

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with uncle Arnie's funeral.

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I just need...
Oh, Jimmy, come on, man.

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Jimmy, I can't go back
to prison, man.

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You know, I guess
if our friendship

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of all these years was nothing
but lies and deception,

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- all right, all right.
- Oh, man...

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But I expect you to pay me back.

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I just did two months
on your behalf, man.

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Out of honor to the history
of our relationship,

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you've always been
like a son to me.

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I'm going to let you
pick a number.

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Pick a number
that you think is fair.

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Something that'll square
things up between us.

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All right, well...

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How about...

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$3,721.

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Balance due.

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Three thou...?

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You have a place to sleep?

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Yeah, of course I do.

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Fritz?

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Edward?

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Edward?

255
00:14:34,784 --> 00:14:36,518
Yo. Yo, Eddie.

256
00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:38,821
- Come in!
- Hey!

257
00:14:42,959 --> 00:14:44,559
My window is broken.

258
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:48,697
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But don't worry about that.

259
00:14:48,730 --> 00:14:52,668
Don't worry about that.
I'm going to fix that. I just needed to...

260
00:14:52,701 --> 00:14:56,973
Well, I needed to check
the place out for storage.

261
00:14:57,006 --> 00:14:58,573
I'm renovating my trailer
at the moment,

262
00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:00,275
and I need to, um...

263
00:15:01,978 --> 00:15:04,613
Well, I needed
somewhere to crash.

264
00:15:04,646 --> 00:15:06,581
You fix it right now,
or I call the sheriff.

265
00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:08,785
Seriously, I will fix that.
Do not...

266
00:15:08,818 --> 00:15:10,787
You don't need to call
the sheriff, okay?

267
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:13,722
I'll fix it.

268
00:15:20,562 --> 00:15:21,798
Say, uh...

269
00:15:23,398 --> 00:15:27,003
All this antiquey-looking stuff.

270
00:15:27,036 --> 00:15:30,272
Yes. It's a German place.

271
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:31,673
Gourmet.

272
00:15:31,707 --> 00:15:33,542
In here?

273
00:15:33,575 --> 00:15:35,544
Yes.

274
00:15:35,577 --> 00:15:38,280
What's the food?
What's your poison?

275
00:15:39,715 --> 00:15:40,950
Sausage.

276
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:43,318
Oh, you were serious about that?

277
00:15:43,351 --> 00:15:45,021
Sausages.

278
00:15:45,054 --> 00:15:47,723
It's a gourmet house of refuge.

279
00:15:52,728 --> 00:15:54,396
Oh.

280
00:15:55,397 --> 00:15:56,866
That...

281
00:15:56,899 --> 00:15:58,868
That's a great idea, man.
That's genius.

282
00:15:58,901 --> 00:16:00,335
Really great.

283
00:16:00,368 --> 00:16:02,270
Tell you the truth,

284
00:16:02,304 --> 00:16:04,807
I just don't know why you
haven't already got it built.

285
00:16:04,841 --> 00:16:06,976
- What's your point?
- You're probably thinking,

286
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,377
I'm just some guy that came in
through a hole

287
00:16:09,411 --> 00:16:11,680
in your window, right?
But Edward,

288
00:16:11,713 --> 00:16:13,883
stop for a minute
and think about this.

289
00:16:13,916 --> 00:16:16,786
Do you believe
that was an accident?

290
00:16:16,819 --> 00:16:20,555
See, I'm starting to pick
something up in here.

291
00:16:20,589 --> 00:16:21,924
I am.

292
00:16:21,958 --> 00:16:23,926
I don't think
it was no accident.

293
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:29,999
I think something in here
made me pick up this rock

294
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:32,835
and-and-and break through
that barrier there.

295
00:16:32,869 --> 00:16:34,336
You understand me?

296
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:35,905
I can help you
put a team together

297
00:16:35,938 --> 00:16:37,739
and get this place
up and running in no time.

298
00:16:37,773 --> 00:16:39,751
We can talk about my fee later,
but I just want enough

299
00:16:39,775 --> 00:16:41,576
to put a roof over my head
and a little change

300
00:16:41,610 --> 00:16:44,379
in my back pocket,
but truthfully,

301
00:16:44,412 --> 00:16:48,851
what I want
is for you to succeed.

302
00:17:00,096 --> 00:17:01,663
You see this door?

303
00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:05,634
Oh, did I ever. Beautiful door.

304
00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:07,069
It belonged
to Johann Georg lahner,

305
00:17:07,103 --> 00:17:09,437
the inventor of the weenie.

306
00:17:09,471 --> 00:17:10,973
Like a frankfurter?

307
00:17:11,007 --> 00:17:12,975
No. The weenie is younger.

308
00:17:13,009 --> 00:17:15,812
Frankfurter dates back
to 1487, actually.

309
00:17:15,845 --> 00:17:18,080
You like this table?

310
00:17:18,114 --> 00:17:20,082
Gorgeous. Mm-hmm.

311
00:17:20,116 --> 00:17:21,851
You want to feel it?

312
00:17:21,884 --> 00:17:24,020
Please, be my guest.

313
00:17:24,053 --> 00:17:27,089
Yeah! I'll feel the table.
Of course.

314
00:17:27,123 --> 00:17:29,491
- Hmm.
- What do you think?

315
00:17:29,524 --> 00:17:31,526
Oh! Good table.

316
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,029
Good wood.

317
00:17:34,629 --> 00:17:35,865
So...

318
00:17:35,898 --> 00:17:38,835
You wanted a place to crash?

319
00:17:40,635 --> 00:17:43,605
Yeah, so rent is 200 flat.

320
00:17:43,638 --> 00:17:47,676
Oh, okay. I thought you meant
I could just use it.

321
00:17:47,709 --> 00:17:50,378
Yeah, 200 flat.

322
00:18:29,584 --> 00:18:32,054
There's an old saying.

323
00:18:32,088 --> 00:18:34,023
Don't blame it on the rooster.

324
00:18:35,624 --> 00:18:37,726
Kenny.

325
00:18:37,759 --> 00:18:38,861
Jimmy's rooster.

326
00:18:40,595 --> 00:18:44,699
Jimmy claimed it had skills
to track down outsiders,

327
00:18:44,733 --> 00:18:46,102
which I never believed
to be true.

328
00:18:47,837 --> 00:18:51,506
I thought a lonely animal
seeking companionship,

329
00:18:51,539 --> 00:18:53,910
like we all do.

330
00:18:53,943 --> 00:18:58,180
But the truth is,
I missed my turn on that one.

331
00:18:58,214 --> 00:19:00,883
And, sadly, never saw
the real connection

332
00:19:00,917 --> 00:19:02,550
before it was too late.

333
00:19:21,170 --> 00:19:23,005
He told me
to hire personnel, man.

334
00:19:23,039 --> 00:19:25,473
- Leave him alone. He's a wreck.
- He was adamant.

335
00:19:25,507 --> 00:19:27,509
So I said, "all right, Edward,
I'll help you out."

336
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:28,844
And he said, "all right, great."

337
00:19:28,878 --> 00:19:30,745
So I go, "well, luckily,
we both know

338
00:19:30,780 --> 00:19:32,647
one of the best in the business:
William."

339
00:19:32,681 --> 00:19:35,251
But he ain't going
to do it for free.

340
00:19:35,284 --> 00:19:40,022
So there's, like, I don't know,
500 bucks in it for you, man.

341
00:19:41,958 --> 00:19:43,826
Why would I trust
anything you say?

342
00:19:43,859 --> 00:19:45,727
Well, bring your tools.
See for yourself.

343
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,897
- What tools?
- Fucking window-fixing tools!

344
00:19:47,930 --> 00:19:49,564
- All right.
- Man!

345
00:19:49,597 --> 00:19:51,033
I'll go and get 'em.

346
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,972
Thank you for being here.

347
00:19:56,005 --> 00:19:58,707
Michael, William, thank you.

348
00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:00,775
Please, sit down.

349
00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:23,631
First, ahem, you must understand
the basics.

350
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:31,007
This is my mother,
ermatrude hofler.

351
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:34,210
And my father, gunter hofler.

352
00:20:34,243 --> 00:20:36,779
They had a vision,
to make under this roof

353
00:20:36,812 --> 00:20:40,615
a house of love
and satisfaction,

354
00:20:40,648 --> 00:20:45,154
and to spread the joy
of my father's hot sausages.

355
00:20:50,826 --> 00:20:52,128
The black Pearl.

356
00:20:53,195 --> 00:20:55,798
My father's own recipe.

357
00:20:55,831 --> 00:20:57,766
I call it the magic wand.

358
00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:00,069
Unfortunately,
my mother and father

359
00:21:00,102 --> 00:21:03,973
was unable to complete
the mission,

360
00:21:04,006 --> 00:21:08,277
for almost immediately,
they both died

361
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:11,713
in a tragic bathing accident
in acapulco.

362
00:21:11,746 --> 00:21:16,318
So I suddenly became an orphan,
deported back to Bavaria,

363
00:21:16,352 --> 00:21:20,289
and delivered into the cruel
hands of the salvation army,

364
00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:24,592
who attempted to turn me
into a soldier of Jesus Christ,

365
00:21:24,626 --> 00:21:27,662
brutally sucking out
my innocent little heart.

366
00:21:27,695 --> 00:21:30,266
But I refused to be conquered.

367
00:21:30,299 --> 00:21:33,768
I simply gripped on tighter
to sausage,

368
00:21:33,803 --> 00:21:37,873
feeling that primeval life force
reverberating through me

369
00:21:37,907 --> 00:21:41,609
and throughout
all of human history.

370
00:21:41,643 --> 00:21:44,646
Sausage became my linchpin.

371
00:21:45,713 --> 00:21:49,717
But eventually my addiction.

372
00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:58,693
Wait here.

373
00:22:14,944 --> 00:22:16,711
The historical bullet points.

374
00:22:16,744 --> 00:22:18,848
Start with the crucifixion,

375
00:22:18,881 --> 00:22:21,683
the romans, and how it was all
meant to be.

376
00:22:30,059 --> 00:22:31,961
Do you hear a rattle
when the wind blows?

377
00:22:31,994 --> 00:22:34,864
William, please explain
to this man,

378
00:22:34,897 --> 00:22:36,999
you cannot fix it
with a screwdriver.

379
00:22:37,032 --> 00:22:38,868
No, he can't, but I can fix it.

380
00:22:38,901 --> 00:22:40,169
There you go.

381
00:22:40,202 --> 00:22:41,437
I put a patch right in here.

382
00:22:41,470 --> 00:22:42,972
- You won't be able...
- Exactly.

383
00:22:43,005 --> 00:22:44,639
Mm-hmm.

384
00:22:50,146 --> 00:22:52,014
Cheers, gentleman.

385
00:22:54,884 --> 00:22:56,218
This is the real stuff.

386
00:24:05,854 --> 00:24:07,423
This is your lucky day.

387
00:24:07,456 --> 00:24:09,959
Gather up all your folks,
get on the first banana boat

388
00:24:09,992 --> 00:24:11,460
heading back to where
you came from.

389
00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:14,830
And don't even think about
looking back.

390
00:24:14,863 --> 00:24:17,166
Make me regret
just giving you a trim.

391
00:24:20,169 --> 00:24:21,503
Good work, Kenny.

392
00:24:51,967 --> 00:24:54,003
Halt, who goes there?

393
00:24:54,036 --> 00:24:55,838
Reveal yourself.

394
00:24:58,874 --> 00:25:01,310
It's me. Mike.

395
00:25:01,343 --> 00:25:02,845
Whoa.

396
00:25:07,116 --> 00:25:09,084
Seems we hadn't exactly

397
00:25:09,118 --> 00:25:11,553
got rid of all
of our Chinese problem.

398
00:25:11,587 --> 00:25:14,290
Kenny tracked him.
Feels a storm coming.

399
00:25:14,323 --> 00:25:16,325
I heard there was a fellow
of unknown origins

400
00:25:16,358 --> 00:25:17,893
over at the grocery store,

401
00:25:17,926 --> 00:25:20,195
ripping up some expensive
food stuff.

402
00:25:20,229 --> 00:25:22,531
I don't need that here.
Bad enough people are leaving.

403
00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:24,033
This is perfect, Jimmy.
This is what

404
00:25:24,066 --> 00:25:25,467
I was coming
to talk to you about.

405
00:25:25,501 --> 00:25:27,269
This is going to put a smile
on your face.

406
00:25:27,303 --> 00:25:29,471
Me and Edward,
we're opening a restaurant.

407
00:25:29,505 --> 00:25:33,475
Yeah. Bring a little business
into town and also, you know,

408
00:25:33,509 --> 00:25:36,011
start paying you
some money back, man.

409
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:43,352
Well, it could be that
this Edward's German, daddy.

410
00:25:43,385 --> 00:25:44,553
German?

411
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:46,488
Kenny would know.

412
00:25:46,522 --> 00:25:49,425
Well, that's all I need.
Why didn't somebody tell me?

413
00:25:49,458 --> 00:25:51,293
Well, I-I-I just found out.

414
00:25:51,327 --> 00:25:53,862
Edward's not going to be
a problem to you, Jimmy.

415
00:25:53,896 --> 00:25:56,965
He's a sausage
scholar, man. Heh.

416
00:25:56,999 --> 00:25:58,600
German sausage.

417
00:26:00,469 --> 00:26:02,971
Don't you know what I am
attempting to do in this town?

418
00:26:05,007 --> 00:26:07,042
I don't think so.

419
00:26:10,579 --> 00:26:12,147
Sorry, Mike.

420
00:26:12,181 --> 00:26:14,116
Nothing good's
going to come from this.

421
00:26:14,149 --> 00:26:16,051
So listen to this.

422
00:26:16,085 --> 00:26:19,955
Every single sausage will be
served with a tiny little flag.

423
00:26:19,988 --> 00:26:23,058
A flag that matches
an identical flag in the map,

424
00:26:23,092 --> 00:26:24,536
so that when you're eating
your sausage,

425
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:26,462
you can look up
at the map and you can see,

426
00:26:26,495 --> 00:26:30,432
where am I eating, sausage-wise?

427
00:26:30,466 --> 00:26:33,302
And outside will be a forest
of Chestnut trees,

428
00:26:33,335 --> 00:26:36,305
and everybody singing
and drinking

429
00:26:36,338 --> 00:26:38,674
and dancing and eating sausages.

430
00:26:38,707 --> 00:26:42,144
And all the girls in
dirndl dresses, and dancing.

431
00:26:42,177 --> 00:26:44,446
And looking really beautiful.

432
00:26:53,455 --> 00:26:55,290
Howdy.

433
00:26:55,324 --> 00:26:57,593
I don't believe that we have
been formally introduced.

434
00:26:57,626 --> 00:27:00,195
I'm Jimmy Jerry Lee Jones, Jr.

435
00:27:00,229 --> 00:27:01,997
Edward.

436
00:27:02,030 --> 00:27:03,665
Edward hofler.

437
00:27:03,699 --> 00:27:05,534
Well, Mr. Hofler,

438
00:27:05,567 --> 00:27:08,337
though I appreciate you attempt
to accommodate our little town,

439
00:27:08,370 --> 00:27:10,272
there's a lot of hatred
out there,

440
00:27:10,305 --> 00:27:12,975
and it's worse than any
I've ever seen.

441
00:27:13,008 --> 00:27:15,177
And I'm doing my best
to try to fix it...

442
00:27:15,210 --> 00:27:19,314
Which is why this restaurant
must be terminated.

443
00:27:19,348 --> 00:27:21,450
I mean, it is imperative
that we stick

444
00:27:21,483 --> 00:27:23,118
with a straight
American food line

445
00:27:23,152 --> 00:27:25,120
for the furtherance
of our community.

446
00:27:25,154 --> 00:27:28,290
Around here, we speak hamburgers
and French fries.

447
00:27:33,996 --> 00:27:36,031
Well, it's nice to make
your acquaintance

448
00:27:36,064 --> 00:27:38,000
and become friends.

449
00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:40,536
We just do things by the book.

450
00:27:43,005 --> 00:27:45,107
Outside, Mike.

451
00:27:51,213 --> 00:27:53,081
What the hell is William
doing in there?

452
00:27:53,115 --> 00:27:55,250
- Y'all ganging up on me?
- I'll tell William to leave

453
00:27:55,284 --> 00:27:56,585
and mind his own business.

454
00:27:56,618 --> 00:27:58,320
By god, you better
take care of this,

455
00:27:58,353 --> 00:28:00,155
or I can't promise
about the consequences.

456
00:28:00,189 --> 00:28:02,191
- I will.
- That place is cursed.

457
00:28:02,224 --> 00:28:04,159
I was baptized
in that chapel, daddy.

458
00:28:04,193 --> 00:28:05,394
Yeah, I'm aware, Hank.

459
00:29:26,375 --> 00:29:27,643
What we need to do,

460
00:29:27,676 --> 00:29:29,779
we need to come together
as neighbors

461
00:29:29,812 --> 00:29:32,214
and look each other in the eye,

462
00:29:32,247 --> 00:29:34,583
and get to know one another,
because that's what we are.

463
00:29:34,616 --> 00:29:36,718
We are neighbors.

464
00:29:36,752 --> 00:29:39,755
That is what the splendid night
of cabaret will accomplish.

465
00:29:39,789 --> 00:29:41,557
We need to keep our eyes out

466
00:29:41,590 --> 00:29:43,692
for restaurants
that are opening,

467
00:29:43,725 --> 00:29:47,229
that serve Beijing black rice.

468
00:29:49,899 --> 00:29:52,200
Y'all hold that thought.
I'll be right back.

469
00:29:54,202 --> 00:29:55,771
Three thousand years ago

470
00:29:55,805 --> 00:29:58,507
the babylonians began stuffing
intestines with meat.

471
00:29:58,540 --> 00:30:00,242
The romans called them "salsus."

472
00:30:00,275 --> 00:30:01,610
It means "salted."

473
00:30:01,643 --> 00:30:04,279
"To preserve." You see?

474
00:30:04,313 --> 00:30:07,416
The clue was in the title.

475
00:30:07,449 --> 00:30:09,886
The sausage must preserve
and persevere.

476
00:30:09,919 --> 00:30:12,789
But then came cataclysmic
persecution and darkness.

477
00:30:12,822 --> 00:30:15,691
First of all,
they crucified the fantasist.

478
00:30:15,724 --> 00:30:17,726
You know who: Big jc.

479
00:30:17,759 --> 00:30:20,462
Then they even crucified
our friend, the sausage.

480
00:30:20,495 --> 00:30:24,232
Two thousand years
of Christian mindlessness.

481
00:30:24,266 --> 00:30:26,168
The holy babble spread it
like a plague.

482
00:30:26,201 --> 00:30:31,473
Entire civilizations enslaved
into pitiful mediocrity.

483
00:30:31,506 --> 00:30:33,843
Here in gutterbee,

484
00:30:33,876 --> 00:30:35,510
we have something that we can

485
00:30:35,544 --> 00:30:37,746
really hold on to,
something real.

486
00:30:37,780 --> 00:30:41,583
We must just rise up
and embrace the incarnation.

487
00:30:41,617 --> 00:30:45,354
That carpenter, he died on
the cross crying for his daddy,

488
00:30:45,387 --> 00:30:49,324
"why have you forsaken me?"

489
00:30:49,358 --> 00:30:51,794
But his daddy let him go.

490
00:30:51,828 --> 00:30:55,664
He left it for us to decide.

491
00:30:55,697 --> 00:30:58,600
I have the sheriff's permission
and legal right to be here.

492
00:30:59,768 --> 00:31:01,770
Oh, you don't say.

493
00:31:01,804 --> 00:31:04,406
Well, let me
tell you something, Fritz.

494
00:31:04,439 --> 00:31:08,577
I am a simple man,
and this is my turf.

495
00:31:08,610 --> 00:31:10,679
This is not
a neck and neck race.

496
00:31:10,712 --> 00:31:12,648
The name's Edward.

497
00:31:12,681 --> 00:31:14,650
Edward hofler.

498
00:31:14,683 --> 00:31:16,485
We have whupped
a kraut's ass before,

499
00:31:16,518 --> 00:31:19,488
and don't you think
that we won't do it again.

500
00:31:22,424 --> 00:31:24,760
This is where
it started to go bad.

501
00:31:26,561 --> 00:31:28,263
However, if you want

502
00:31:28,296 --> 00:31:30,465
to get naked
with the chosen people,

503
00:31:30,499 --> 00:31:32,501
prepare to be just that.

504
00:31:32,534 --> 00:31:34,736
My dad used to tell me this

505
00:31:34,770 --> 00:31:37,706
when I was growing up
to become a man.

506
00:31:37,739 --> 00:31:42,244
I can't say I wasn't pleased
that I was finally called for.

507
00:31:42,277 --> 00:31:46,348
The question is, could I have
done anything different?

508
00:31:46,381 --> 00:31:48,818
The answer is no.

509
00:31:48,851 --> 00:31:52,521
Though I can't stress enough
that taking a man's life

510
00:31:52,554 --> 00:31:53,722
is never a pleasant thing.

511
00:31:55,323 --> 00:31:56,793
That was a great speech, Eddie.

512
00:31:56,826 --> 00:32:00,395
See, you just threw
so much shit at the fan,

513
00:32:00,429 --> 00:32:03,765
that it was basically
a declaration of war, man.

514
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,267
So?

515
00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:06,869
Let me explain something to you.

516
00:32:06,903 --> 00:32:07,903
Jimmy...

517
00:32:09,939 --> 00:32:12,374
Jimmy, you probably heard
of the party

518
00:32:12,407 --> 00:32:13,786
that he'd dedicated
his whole life to.

519
00:32:13,810 --> 00:32:15,544
- No.
- Okay.

520
00:32:15,577 --> 00:32:17,388
Well, it's called
his splendid night of cabaret,

521
00:32:17,412 --> 00:32:19,257
and it's basically
local people getting together

522
00:32:19,281 --> 00:32:20,883
to hook up and multiply, right.

523
00:32:20,917 --> 00:32:24,286
Now, the problem is, people
don't really like Jimmy,

524
00:32:24,319 --> 00:32:26,722
so they're not showing up
like they used to.

525
00:32:26,755 --> 00:32:28,423
So Jimmy is getting desperate...

526
00:32:28,457 --> 00:32:30,893
I am not afraid of Jimmy.

527
00:32:30,927 --> 00:32:33,695
Why are you so wimpy?

528
00:32:33,729 --> 00:32:36,631
Fucking Edward, I'm not...
I'm not...

529
00:32:36,665 --> 00:32:39,869
I'm not afraid of him at all.

530
00:32:39,902 --> 00:32:42,671
I'm not proud of it,
but I used to help him

531
00:32:42,704 --> 00:32:45,340
scare Chinese people
into leaving town, all right?

532
00:32:45,373 --> 00:32:48,310
Nothing serious.
I'd just bug them after dark.

533
00:32:50,345 --> 00:32:52,347
Shit.

534
00:32:54,616 --> 00:32:56,418
I did two months
in the farm for it.

535
00:32:56,451 --> 00:32:59,055
- In the farm?
- Prison, Edward, prison.

536
00:32:59,088 --> 00:33:03,692
The important thing here
is that you do not upset Jimmy.

537
00:33:03,725 --> 00:33:05,862
You stay here, talk to sue

538
00:33:05,895 --> 00:33:07,429
while I go and sort this out.

539
00:33:07,462 --> 00:33:08,865
Talk to her, man.
Just be honest.

540
00:33:08,898 --> 00:33:10,565
Make shit up. Be yourself.

541
00:33:10,599 --> 00:33:11,968
- Sue.
- No!

542
00:33:12,001 --> 00:33:14,636
Yes. Sue, come on over here,
love.

543
00:33:18,373 --> 00:33:19,976
We got to draw line in the sand.

544
00:33:20,009 --> 00:33:21,944
I will not be mocked
by a goddamn foreigner,

545
00:33:21,978 --> 00:33:23,345
or an atheist.

546
00:33:23,378 --> 00:33:24,781
This is my homeland.

547
00:33:24,814 --> 00:33:26,916
I love my homeland. He left his.

548
00:33:26,949 --> 00:33:30,853
Maybe the restaurant is not such
a big problem, Jimmy.

549
00:33:30,887 --> 00:33:33,588
See, Edward,
he's got this book, right?

550
00:33:33,622 --> 00:33:36,391
And now in this book,
there's a whole chapter

551
00:33:36,424 --> 00:33:38,326
on how the sausage
actually came to america

552
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:39,728
in the first place.

553
00:33:39,761 --> 00:33:41,898
That's just
your education talking.

554
00:33:41,931 --> 00:33:43,900
I don't need to study no book.

555
00:33:43,933 --> 00:33:45,567
What I'm dealing with's
based in facts.

556
00:33:48,603 --> 00:33:50,472
You need to get yourself
a horse,

557
00:33:50,505 --> 00:33:53,375
you will have a relationship
that you can always count on.

558
00:33:53,408 --> 00:33:54,844
A creature that won't
let you down.

559
00:33:57,814 --> 00:33:59,648
You let this marinade.

560
00:33:59,681 --> 00:34:02,051
You stir it up,
wait 45 minutes and repeat.

561
00:34:03,820 --> 00:34:05,988
I know you think
stirring road apples

562
00:34:06,022 --> 00:34:07,857
is just a bunch of horseshit.

563
00:34:07,890 --> 00:34:09,691
You think that it's just manure.

564
00:34:09,724 --> 00:34:12,061
It's just there to be muck,
spread around as fertilizer.

565
00:34:12,094 --> 00:34:13,728
But no, droppings is a window

566
00:34:13,762 --> 00:34:15,865
into the health status
of any creature.

567
00:34:15,898 --> 00:34:17,900
A good bowel movement
sets your mind straight,

568
00:34:17,934 --> 00:34:19,135
whether you're horse or man.

569
00:34:19,168 --> 00:34:20,837
That's what you need, Mike.

570
00:34:20,870 --> 00:34:22,637
You need to set
your mind straight.

571
00:34:22,671 --> 00:34:24,807
You come here every day,
we'll get this sorted out.

572
00:34:24,841 --> 00:34:26,843
You know,
I can stir that too, daddy.

573
00:34:26,876 --> 00:34:29,145
- I don't mind doing that job.
- It's not a job.

574
00:34:29,178 --> 00:34:30,980
Is a life lesson.

575
00:34:31,013 --> 00:34:33,883
Life lesson for a real man.

576
00:34:33,916 --> 00:34:35,952
Look, about Edward, I'll fix it.

577
00:34:35,985 --> 00:34:38,821
In fact, he's a bit
of a ladies' man,

578
00:34:38,855 --> 00:34:41,423
so why don't you invite him
to your shindig.

579
00:34:41,456 --> 00:34:44,392
I don't need to dangle
no poontang as lure.

580
00:34:44,426 --> 00:34:46,528
Folks come to the cabaret
because they understand

581
00:34:46,561 --> 00:34:48,164
the real reasons behind it.

582
00:34:48,197 --> 00:34:50,599
It was hard enough chasing
that chinaman out of town.

583
00:34:50,632 --> 00:34:53,903
I can still smell his damn
fryers in the morning.

584
00:34:53,936 --> 00:34:55,805
- It smells like defeat.
- Here you go, daddy.

585
00:35:02,778 --> 00:35:04,746
You want some lemonade, Mike?

586
00:35:04,780 --> 00:35:07,682
I made it with the lemons back
from the tree in the garden

587
00:35:07,716 --> 00:35:09,618
we used to run around on
when we were kids.

588
00:35:09,651 --> 00:35:11,519
No, I don't want lemonade, Hank.

589
00:35:38,546 --> 00:35:39,782
Whoa, the holy ghost! Yeah!

590
00:35:42,118 --> 00:35:43,953
This is all the lord
allowed me to drink.

591
00:35:43,986 --> 00:35:45,988
Just two in the night.
Thank you.

592
00:35:46,022 --> 00:35:47,756
Praise Jesus on that one.

593
00:35:47,790 --> 00:35:49,959
I haven't seen you
in church lately, honey pie.

594
00:35:51,726 --> 00:35:53,728
What's keeping you away
from the holy ghost?

595
00:35:53,762 --> 00:35:55,697
All right, folks,
dig into your pocketbooks.

596
00:35:55,730 --> 00:35:58,167
Let's go, let's get some money.
Praise Jesus! Praise!

597
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:02,504
Most of all, I am grateful
and thankful to god

598
00:36:02,537 --> 00:36:04,073
that he saw something in me,

599
00:36:04,106 --> 00:36:06,541
and allowed me the privilege
of serving his people.

600
00:36:06,574 --> 00:36:09,711
I try not to be a celebrity,
but a servant.

601
00:36:09,744 --> 00:36:11,113
I once bought into that lie,

602
00:36:11,147 --> 00:36:13,783
but when you meet people
that depend on you,

603
00:36:13,816 --> 00:36:17,253
you realize that we're all
created for community.

604
00:36:17,286 --> 00:36:19,121
We need each other,

605
00:36:19,155 --> 00:36:22,925
and the church leaders are
not an exception to that rule.

606
00:36:22,959 --> 00:36:26,228
Say it like it is,
or don't say it at all.

607
00:36:43,846 --> 00:36:46,983
What's that I hear
about a sausage Pearl?

608
00:36:47,016 --> 00:36:49,051
Oh, Luke...

609
00:36:49,085 --> 00:36:51,153
I didn't know you was coming.

610
00:36:53,022 --> 00:36:55,057
I got it all under control.

611
00:36:55,091 --> 00:36:57,827
Hank, get people together.

612
00:36:59,594 --> 00:37:01,063
Be aware of false prophets,

613
00:37:01,097 --> 00:37:03,531
which come to you
in sheep's clothing.

614
00:37:03,565 --> 00:37:05,633
Inwardly, they are
ravenous wolves.

615
00:37:07,036 --> 00:37:09,138
Mike.

616
00:37:09,171 --> 00:37:11,307
After your uncle died,
you'd gone off the rails,

617
00:37:11,340 --> 00:37:12,942
not taking the lord serious.

618
00:37:12,975 --> 00:37:14,210
Is that correct?

619
00:37:14,243 --> 00:37:16,012
Yes.

620
00:37:16,045 --> 00:37:18,114
God put you on a road to walk.

621
00:37:18,147 --> 00:37:22,584
You get off that path,
you are subject to attack.

622
00:37:22,617 --> 00:37:24,053
- Lead that man...
- Ow!

623
00:37:24,086 --> 00:37:25,788
Back to the church!

624
00:37:27,089 --> 00:37:28,623
Amen!

625
00:37:28,656 --> 00:37:30,625
Leave $20!

626
00:37:30,658 --> 00:37:32,594
- Give me some love.
- Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

627
00:37:32,627 --> 00:37:34,030
Come on, give me some love.

628
00:37:34,063 --> 00:37:35,331
That is the love.

629
00:37:35,364 --> 00:37:37,599
Now come on over here
and give me hug.

630
00:37:37,632 --> 00:37:38,801
Come on.

631
00:37:38,834 --> 00:37:40,735
Ah!

632
00:37:40,769 --> 00:37:42,838
That's the power
of the holy ghost!

633
00:37:42,872 --> 00:37:44,040
Amen.

634
00:37:44,073 --> 00:37:45,740
Take it. Take it.

635
00:37:45,774 --> 00:37:47,343
Take it.

636
00:37:47,376 --> 00:37:49,045
That is the power
of the holy ghost.

637
00:37:49,078 --> 00:37:50,545
Take it!

638
00:37:51,746 --> 00:37:53,783
The power of the holy ghost.

639
00:37:53,816 --> 00:37:55,851
Take it! Take it!

640
00:37:57,719 --> 00:37:59,789
Take it. Take it.

641
00:38:16,806 --> 00:38:19,075
I'm being nickeled and dimed
to death here.

642
00:38:19,108 --> 00:38:22,211
This is my constituency,
and I need people in my church.

643
00:38:22,244 --> 00:38:24,712
It's the German.

644
00:38:24,746 --> 00:38:26,849
He bought that old chapel.

645
00:38:26,882 --> 00:38:28,750
He's making a restaurant
or something.

646
00:38:28,784 --> 00:38:30,152
Don't try to weasel out of this.

647
00:38:30,186 --> 00:38:32,288
I'm not weaseling out.
I got guys on it.

648
00:38:32,321 --> 00:38:34,156
I mean, people's backing me.

649
00:38:34,190 --> 00:38:36,392
Folks just don't go to church
the way they used to.

650
00:38:36,425 --> 00:38:38,994
God takes pleasure
when people are happy,

651
00:38:39,028 --> 00:38:41,030
and when there's money.

652
00:38:41,063 --> 00:38:43,365
Go to Edward, make him happy.

653
00:38:43,399 --> 00:38:46,335
"Like a sausage
filled with fat and blood,

654
00:38:46,368 --> 00:38:48,204
"turning in front
of a blazing fire,

655
00:38:48,237 --> 00:38:51,107
"twisted about by the man
who roasts it.

656
00:38:51,140 --> 00:38:53,275
Eager to see it done."

657
00:38:53,309 --> 00:38:56,045
"The odyssey," by homer.

658
00:38:57,847 --> 00:39:01,083
Yes, actually, he was the first
to put it in words.

659
00:39:01,117 --> 00:39:04,854
The holy grail
of harmonic coexistence.

660
00:39:04,887 --> 00:39:07,022
Barbecue.

661
00:39:14,230 --> 00:39:15,965
What happened to your knee?

662
00:39:19,034 --> 00:39:20,302
It's a prosthetic.

663
00:39:22,138 --> 00:39:24,840
It's okay, I've gotten used
to people staring.

664
00:39:27,709 --> 00:39:30,012
- Oh! Oh...
- Yeah.

665
00:39:31,413 --> 00:39:33,315
It's nothing to brag about.

666
00:39:33,349 --> 00:39:35,117
Huh.

667
00:39:37,086 --> 00:39:39,054
It needs a little freshening up.

668
00:39:41,790 --> 00:39:45,693
Well, perhaps I could
put some oil on it for you.

669
00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:54,069
That's the sweetest thing
anyone has ever said to me.

670
00:40:09,418 --> 00:40:11,020
Is it matte?

671
00:40:11,053 --> 00:40:13,489
It's, uh... it's glossy.

672
00:40:17,092 --> 00:40:18,994
Hold that right there.

673
00:40:34,210 --> 00:40:36,345
Edward. Mike.

674
00:40:36,378 --> 00:40:38,814
Come and see.

675
00:40:43,419 --> 00:40:46,288
Oh, William, you made it
really fantastic.

676
00:40:46,322 --> 00:40:49,491
It's exactly as I imagined.
Like having some déjà vu.

677
00:40:49,525 --> 00:40:52,127
I think we may have
got off on the wrong foot.

678
00:40:52,161 --> 00:40:55,464
Not to diminish the gravity
of what's already discussed,

679
00:40:55,497 --> 00:40:59,401
but I've never been a man
to shy away from a few tweaks.

680
00:40:59,435 --> 00:41:01,270
I'm a song stylist myself,

681
00:41:01,303 --> 00:41:03,405
Jim Reeves being a personal
all-time favorite,

682
00:41:03,439 --> 00:41:06,774
and I have established
a fine cabaret tradition.

683
00:41:06,809 --> 00:41:08,844
Singing and dancing.
Boy meets girl.

684
00:41:08,877 --> 00:41:10,946
All virile white people.

685
00:41:10,980 --> 00:41:13,215
And I would like
to invite you to attend.

686
00:41:13,249 --> 00:41:16,051
You have strong bones,
and I believe the girls

687
00:41:16,085 --> 00:41:17,920
who attend my party
would appreciate that.

688
00:41:19,054 --> 00:41:22,057
All healthy females. All intact.

689
00:41:33,502 --> 00:41:34,903
Look here, Fritz,

690
00:41:34,937 --> 00:41:36,872
if you do this for me,

691
00:41:36,905 --> 00:41:38,540
I'll forget that little
incident.

692
00:41:48,851 --> 00:41:50,019
No! No! No! Eddie!

693
00:41:50,052 --> 00:41:52,221
The name is Edward.

694
00:41:52,254 --> 00:41:54,123
Edward hofler.

695
00:41:54,156 --> 00:41:56,425
That was a peace move!
He was trying to make friends!

696
00:41:56,458 --> 00:41:59,061
What is wrong with you?
He was trying to make peace.

697
00:41:59,094 --> 00:42:02,398
Jimmy! He didn't mean it!

698
00:42:02,431 --> 00:42:06,268
♪ Regional leaders of sales ♪

699
00:42:06,302 --> 00:42:08,837
♪ Frat-housing, keg-tapping ♪

700
00:42:08,871 --> 00:42:11,040
♪ Shirt-tucking, backslapping ♪

701
00:42:11,073 --> 00:42:15,477
♪ Haters of hippies like me ♪

702
00:42:15,511 --> 00:42:18,614
♪ Tree-hugging, peace-loving
pot-smoking... ♪

703
00:42:18,647 --> 00:42:22,117
Worshipping a phallus
instead of the holy cross.

704
00:42:22,151 --> 00:42:23,585
The church is empty.

705
00:42:23,619 --> 00:42:26,322
People are leaving,
never to return.

706
00:42:26,355 --> 00:42:29,358
This town's dying, Luke,
and daddy's dying with it.

707
00:42:31,093 --> 00:42:32,261
I love you.

708
00:42:34,063 --> 00:42:35,297
You know I love you.

709
00:42:36,432 --> 00:42:38,467
Let's go inside.

710
00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:40,903
♪ Protestors
of corporate greed ♪

711
00:42:42,538 --> 00:42:46,208
♪ We who have nothing
and most likely will ♪

712
00:42:46,241 --> 00:42:51,046
♪ Till we all end up
locked up in jails ♪

713
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:53,015
♪ By conservative Christian... ♪

714
00:42:53,048 --> 00:42:55,150
You're lucky.

715
00:42:55,184 --> 00:42:57,286
Jimmy's not going
to press charges.

716
00:42:57,319 --> 00:42:59,054
Says he's a philanthropist.

717
00:42:59,088 --> 00:43:01,290
He wants happy people
to celebrate.

718
00:43:01,323 --> 00:43:03,892
I run a tight ship.

719
00:43:03,926 --> 00:43:05,527
Big canon pointing
right at you, Mike.

720
00:43:05,561 --> 00:43:09,064
Well, I'm cooperating, sir.

721
00:43:09,098 --> 00:43:11,200
I'm a fucking puppy dog.

722
00:43:11,233 --> 00:43:12,501
Would you excuse us?

723
00:43:24,012 --> 00:43:25,948
You going to tell me
what happened?

724
00:43:32,087 --> 00:43:33,689
The bavarian white.

725
00:43:33,722 --> 00:43:36,125
This one you do not even
have to chew it.

726
00:43:42,197 --> 00:43:44,333
Then how do you eat it?

727
00:43:44,366 --> 00:43:46,368
This broadcast is made possible

728
00:43:46,402 --> 00:43:48,103
by the prayers
and financial support

729
00:43:48,137 --> 00:43:49,671
of listeners like you.

730
00:43:49,705 --> 00:43:53,575
I'm just afraid that dad
is never going to love me.

731
00:43:56,078 --> 00:44:00,315
I'm afraid that something bad's
going to happen to him.

732
00:44:00,349 --> 00:44:02,518
I-I don't know, Luke.
I'm just...

733
00:44:04,486 --> 00:44:05,954
I'm so afraid.

734
00:44:07,089 --> 00:44:08,624
I-I can't think straight.

735
00:44:11,126 --> 00:44:13,295
Show Jimmy you care.

736
00:44:13,328 --> 00:44:15,431
That's all there is to it.

737
00:44:24,106 --> 00:44:25,541
Remember the camp?

738
00:44:27,075 --> 00:44:29,244
A Bible and a belt.

739
00:44:30,546 --> 00:44:32,581
- A Bible and a belt.
- Yeah.

740
00:44:46,796 --> 00:44:51,033
I'm going to go ahead and pay
some of daddy's installment.

741
00:44:51,066 --> 00:44:53,135
Don't tell him about that,
though.

742
00:44:53,168 --> 00:44:54,770
Why don't we try
talking to Luke?

743
00:44:54,804 --> 00:44:57,406
I've already talked to him.

744
00:44:57,439 --> 00:44:59,608
What do you think
I'm doing here?

745
00:44:59,641 --> 00:45:01,677
I'm backed into a corner.
I'm just...

746
00:45:06,248 --> 00:45:08,684
Either you take care of this,
or I swear on my daddy's grave

747
00:45:08,717 --> 00:45:10,686
your ass is going back
in the slammer.

748
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:13,021
By god, if I'm going down,
you're going down with me.

749
00:45:16,492 --> 00:45:19,595
I'll take every goddamn
living creature down with us!

750
00:45:19,628 --> 00:45:22,598
Jimmy ain't the problem.
Luke's the problem.

751
00:45:22,631 --> 00:45:25,467
He doesn't like his source
of income being taken away, no.

752
00:45:25,501 --> 00:45:27,669
And the church
banned the sausage

753
00:45:27,703 --> 00:45:29,738
because it had blood in it,

754
00:45:29,771 --> 00:45:31,740
and was therefore
a religious insult.

755
00:45:31,773 --> 00:45:33,442
If you were caught eating one,

756
00:45:33,475 --> 00:45:35,377
authorities came at you
with extra brutality.

757
00:45:35,410 --> 00:45:36,813
You could have
your hair cut off,

758
00:45:36,846 --> 00:45:39,715
or be expelled from town,
or burned severely.

759
00:45:39,748 --> 00:45:41,450
Hair... hair cut off?

760
00:45:43,085 --> 00:45:46,555
And run out of town?

761
00:45:46,588 --> 00:45:49,258
Yes, it's in the book.
The Roman feast for lubercus.

762
00:45:49,291 --> 00:45:50,692
Nothing's changed.

763
00:45:50,726 --> 00:45:53,328
The Jimmys and the lukes
have always been here.

764
00:45:53,362 --> 00:45:56,131
- I've dealt with them before.
- With all due respect, Edward,

765
00:45:56,164 --> 00:45:58,600
you don't know shit about
what you're talking about, okay?

766
00:45:58,634 --> 00:46:01,136
Luke, he's a fucking
t. Rex, man.

767
00:46:02,504 --> 00:46:04,841
I think it's time to show you

768
00:46:04,874 --> 00:46:06,508
a little magic trick.

769
00:46:06,542 --> 00:46:08,777
"Roman's feast for lubercus.

770
00:46:08,811 --> 00:46:11,513
"On the night of celebration,
boys and girls would pick a name

771
00:46:11,547 --> 00:46:14,716
from a small jar and become
partners for the evening."

772
00:46:14,750 --> 00:46:17,386
This is the same
as Jimmy's cabaret, man.

773
00:46:17,419 --> 00:46:19,856
This is the switch.

774
00:46:19,889 --> 00:46:21,690
The black Pearl.

775
00:46:21,723 --> 00:46:23,525
The book is just a map.

776
00:46:23,559 --> 00:46:26,562
You need to set
your mind straight.

777
00:46:26,595 --> 00:46:27,729
Take it.

778
00:46:28,798 --> 00:46:31,166
- Take it.
- Edward...

779
00:46:37,807 --> 00:46:39,141
Now...

780
00:46:40,542 --> 00:46:42,444
Get angry at me again.

781
00:46:43,579 --> 00:46:45,180
Yell at me again.

782
00:46:45,213 --> 00:46:46,415
- Come on!
- What?

783
00:46:46,448 --> 00:46:48,183
Little lollipop.

784
00:46:48,216 --> 00:46:50,519
Wimpy little wet lollipop man.

785
00:46:51,587 --> 00:46:52,789
What?

786
00:46:52,822 --> 00:46:54,222
Okay, okay.

787
00:46:58,694 --> 00:46:59,829
Now try.

788
00:47:01,798 --> 00:47:04,700
Oh, Edward, I can't just get
angry out of the fucking blue.

789
00:47:04,733 --> 00:47:07,436
You see? Anger, right there.

790
00:47:07,469 --> 00:47:09,471
Look, take it again.

791
00:47:10,639 --> 00:47:11,773
Now try.

792
00:47:13,308 --> 00:47:16,445
Wimpy little wet
little lollipop boy.

793
00:47:16,478 --> 00:47:18,380
Have you lost
your little lollipop?

794
00:47:18,413 --> 00:47:20,482
You're laughing.
Ah, you're smiling!

795
00:47:20,515 --> 00:47:22,284
- Now you smile.
- Yeah.

796
00:47:22,317 --> 00:47:24,453
This is fucking crazy.

797
00:47:24,486 --> 00:47:25,888
Aggression again. See?

798
00:47:25,922 --> 00:47:27,255
You see?

799
00:47:33,362 --> 00:47:35,263
Up yours!

800
00:47:37,299 --> 00:47:39,167
Now, that was pretty fake.

801
00:47:39,201 --> 00:47:40,636
But that thing before,

802
00:47:40,669 --> 00:47:42,771
that was real.

803
00:47:42,805 --> 00:47:44,506
Did you feel it?

804
00:47:46,541 --> 00:47:48,744
I call it the pipeline.

805
00:47:48,777 --> 00:47:51,213
When your subconscious
tells the mind

806
00:47:51,246 --> 00:47:52,447
that what you can conceive,

807
00:47:52,481 --> 00:47:53,615
you can achieve.

808
00:47:55,717 --> 00:47:57,386
But you're thwarted.

809
00:47:57,419 --> 00:47:59,655
You're simply all mouth,
no trousers.

810
00:48:01,924 --> 00:48:04,927
No. You two are paired now.

811
00:48:20,409 --> 00:48:22,277
Luke's just acting up, man.

812
00:48:23,813 --> 00:48:25,915
Like he has done for centuries.

813
00:48:25,948 --> 00:48:27,449
What do you mean?

814
00:48:27,482 --> 00:48:28,851
With all due respect, Jimmy,

815
00:48:28,885 --> 00:48:30,787
there's some things
going on here

816
00:48:30,820 --> 00:48:34,756
that you don't fully understand.

817
00:48:34,791 --> 00:48:36,758
What are you saying?

818
00:48:36,793 --> 00:48:41,363
I'm saying that you,
my friend...

819
00:48:41,396 --> 00:48:43,732
You're thinking too little
of yourself.

820
00:48:43,765 --> 00:48:45,233
Listen to this.

821
00:48:45,267 --> 00:48:47,636
In the early Roman times,
the romans,

822
00:48:47,669 --> 00:48:49,906
they had this celebration:
The feast for lubercus.

823
00:48:49,939 --> 00:48:51,707
A kind of
pre-Valentine's day party

824
00:48:51,740 --> 00:48:54,977
where folks would get together
to party and hook up.

825
00:48:55,011 --> 00:48:57,880
How it worked was, every boy
would take a number from a jar,

826
00:48:57,914 --> 00:49:00,415
and every girl would take
a number from different jar,

827
00:49:00,449 --> 00:49:02,350
and the ones
with matching numbers

828
00:49:02,384 --> 00:49:04,486
were partners for the evening.

829
00:49:04,519 --> 00:49:06,789
- That's like my cabaret.
- Bingo.

830
00:49:06,823 --> 00:49:08,423
How do you know this?

831
00:49:08,457 --> 00:49:10,759
It's all in the book.
And guess what?

832
00:49:10,793 --> 00:49:13,029
Sausages were a part of it.

833
00:49:13,062 --> 00:49:15,798
- Roman sausages.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe.

834
00:49:15,832 --> 00:49:18,467
But people didn't care.
That was just another food, man.

835
00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:20,335
An everyday part of life.

836
00:49:20,368 --> 00:49:22,671
Only sausages weren't just used
for eating at the party,

837
00:49:22,704 --> 00:49:24,740
if you catch my drift.

838
00:49:24,773 --> 00:49:26,508
But who cares, right?

839
00:49:26,541 --> 00:49:28,410
That's just
a little more sweet honey.

840
00:49:28,443 --> 00:49:30,545
Just like your cabaret, man.

841
00:49:30,579 --> 00:49:33,315
"Food, beer.
And some sweet honey."

842
00:49:33,348 --> 00:49:35,584
- I like the sweet honey.
- Yeah, so you'd think.

843
00:49:35,617 --> 00:49:38,487
But no. For that very reason,

844
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:40,589
the church banned
the celebration

845
00:49:40,622 --> 00:49:42,024
and made sausage eating a sin.

846
00:49:42,058 --> 00:49:44,359
They said that sausages
had blood in them,

847
00:49:44,392 --> 00:49:46,428
and were therefore
a religious insult.

848
00:49:46,461 --> 00:49:48,663
Now listen to me, this is where
it gets interesting.

849
00:49:48,697 --> 00:49:50,599
If you went ahead and ate
sausage anyway

850
00:49:50,632 --> 00:49:51,733
and you got caught,

851
00:49:51,767 --> 00:49:53,401
the church would come down

852
00:49:53,435 --> 00:49:55,805
on you with extra brutality.

853
00:49:55,838 --> 00:49:58,640
They would cut off your hair,
severely burn you,

854
00:49:58,673 --> 00:50:01,077
or run you out of town.

855
00:50:01,110 --> 00:50:03,045
- I invented that. That's mine.
- Exactly!

856
00:50:03,079 --> 00:50:04,781
See? You took
those old scare tactics

857
00:50:04,814 --> 00:50:06,849
and you brought them
into modern times, man.

858
00:50:06,883 --> 00:50:08,650
Now, you see where I'm going
with this?

859
00:50:08,683 --> 00:50:10,385
You picking up
what I'm putting down?

860
00:50:10,418 --> 00:50:11,788
You getting
the connections here?

861
00:50:11,821 --> 00:50:13,321
Put it into the broader context.

862
00:50:13,355 --> 00:50:16,993
You have been chosen
by the lord.

863
00:50:18,527 --> 00:50:21,596
He saw you,
and he saw it was good.

864
00:50:21,630 --> 00:50:22,799
He did, didn't he?

865
00:50:22,832 --> 00:50:25,333
Oh, did he ever.

866
00:50:25,367 --> 00:50:28,104
And let me tell you something
right now, Jimmy.

867
00:50:28,137 --> 00:50:30,039
Your daddy...

868
00:50:30,072 --> 00:50:32,307
He stands right beside god.

869
00:50:33,441 --> 00:50:35,510
He sits in his right hand.

870
00:50:35,544 --> 00:50:38,080
He is proud of you.

871
00:50:38,114 --> 00:50:40,348
- I'm somebody.
- Oh, no, Jimmy.

872
00:50:40,382 --> 00:50:41,716
You're not just somebody.

873
00:50:41,750 --> 00:50:46,122
You, my friend,
are a true visionary.

874
00:50:46,155 --> 00:50:50,358
And, Luke, he doesn't like that.

875
00:50:50,392 --> 00:50:52,895
- No.
- Here's the thing, though.

876
00:50:52,929 --> 00:50:55,697
The sausage, he never recovered.

877
00:50:55,730 --> 00:50:57,499
It was never looked at
the same way again,

878
00:50:57,532 --> 00:50:59,534
even to this day.

879
00:50:59,568 --> 00:51:02,370
The people suffered,
and the celebration...

880
00:51:02,404 --> 00:51:03,940
Well, it fell apart,

881
00:51:03,973 --> 00:51:05,674
just like your cabaret
is about to.

882
00:51:05,707 --> 00:51:09,377
But you, Jimmy,
you can change all that.

883
00:51:12,414 --> 00:51:13,783
How?

884
00:51:13,816 --> 00:51:16,685
Well, people already like
the Pearl, right?

885
00:51:16,718 --> 00:51:19,387
- Yeah.
- So give to them, man.

886
00:51:19,421 --> 00:51:22,390
Give it to them. Make it your idea.
Don't try and stop it.

887
00:51:22,424 --> 00:51:24,593
See, the church tried to stop it
back in the day,

888
00:51:24,626 --> 00:51:26,896
but people just started
meeting up in secret clubs

889
00:51:26,929 --> 00:51:28,965
to eat their sausages in peace.

890
00:51:28,998 --> 00:51:31,109
Eventually, the church realized
they couldn't stop it.

891
00:51:31,133 --> 00:51:32,869
You can't stop
a beloved treat, Jimmy.

892
00:51:32,902 --> 00:51:34,603
But neither should you want to.

893
00:51:34,636 --> 00:51:36,671
It's time to let go
of those scare tactics.

894
00:51:36,705 --> 00:51:39,641
Well, I thought you said
that they was good.

895
00:51:39,674 --> 00:51:41,776
Yeah, they were good.
They're not anymore, okay?

896
00:51:41,811 --> 00:51:43,578
Give the people
what they want, Jimmy.

897
00:51:43,612 --> 00:51:45,982
- But Luke...
- Fuck Luke!

898
00:51:46,015 --> 00:51:47,482
What's he ever done, man,

899
00:51:47,515 --> 00:51:48,851
except make you dance
to his tune,

900
00:51:48,885 --> 00:51:50,920
and laugh at your vocal?

901
00:51:50,953 --> 00:51:52,520
Yeah, Luke never liked my vocal.

902
00:51:52,554 --> 00:51:55,624
Exactly, and all
we're trying to do

903
00:51:55,657 --> 00:51:58,160
is make your splendid night
of cabaret

904
00:51:58,194 --> 00:52:00,863
as beautiful and wonderful
as it once was.

905
00:52:00,897 --> 00:52:02,031
That's it.

906
00:52:08,004 --> 00:52:09,906
I always hated Luke.

907
00:52:11,207 --> 00:52:12,909
And my daddy
will not die in vain.

908
00:52:12,942 --> 00:52:14,743
Oh, amen, brother.

909
00:52:14,776 --> 00:52:16,913
Amen. It is time for you
to make you Mark.

910
00:52:16,946 --> 00:52:18,680
To set your footprint, Jimmy.

911
00:52:18,713 --> 00:52:21,650
As soon as Luke sees the town
coming together,

912
00:52:21,683 --> 00:52:23,585
he's going to back off,

913
00:52:23,618 --> 00:52:26,755
just like the church did
back in Roman times.

914
00:52:26,789 --> 00:52:28,623
I promise you that, man.

915
00:52:31,861 --> 00:52:35,730
Help us help you
make gutterbee great again.

916
00:52:35,764 --> 00:52:36,899
Hmm?

917
00:52:40,635 --> 00:52:41,804
Come on. Let's do it, Jimmy.

918
00:52:43,772 --> 00:52:46,242
Or should I say...

919
00:52:46,275 --> 00:52:48,710
Jimmy Jerry Lee Jones, Jr.

920
00:52:49,912 --> 00:52:51,914
The matchmaker.

921
00:52:55,151 --> 00:52:56,852
How come it's so dinky?

922
00:53:00,089 --> 00:53:01,623
- Hmm?
- The sausage.

923
00:53:01,656 --> 00:53:03,025
How come the sausage
is so dinky?

924
00:53:03,059 --> 00:53:04,626
It's little. It's teeny.

925
00:53:04,659 --> 00:53:05,995
We'll find you
a more neutral one.

926
00:53:06,028 --> 00:53:08,663
Good, good. And less foreign.

927
00:53:08,697 --> 00:53:10,833
Make it bigger. Like...

928
00:53:10,866 --> 00:53:13,768
Like big.
You know, like america.

929
00:53:13,803 --> 00:53:15,204
Like america-big.

930
00:53:15,237 --> 00:53:17,239
Yeah, we can put
the mashed pellicle,

931
00:53:17,273 --> 00:53:19,708
the crushed bone
and the fat back in.

932
00:53:19,741 --> 00:53:22,011
We can use the bavarian white.
That's big.

933
00:53:22,044 --> 00:53:24,146
And call it the American white.

934
00:53:24,180 --> 00:53:25,747
American white.

935
00:53:27,549 --> 00:53:28,884
I like that.

936
00:53:28,918 --> 00:53:32,554
- I like that.
- All right!

937
00:53:32,587 --> 00:53:35,157
- Daddy, he's back.
- What?

938
00:53:35,191 --> 00:53:36,691
- I caught him for you.
- Who?

939
00:53:36,725 --> 00:53:38,593
Chang.

940
00:53:40,196 --> 00:53:41,763
You tell him
what I just told you.

941
00:53:43,065 --> 00:53:44,733
He forced me in his car.

942
00:53:44,766 --> 00:53:46,135
What?

943
00:53:46,168 --> 00:53:49,171
You brought him back here
from out of town?

944
00:53:49,205 --> 00:53:51,140
No, I swear, daddy,
me and Kenny found him

945
00:53:51,173 --> 00:53:53,843
sneaking around with a big bag
of Chinese spices or something.

946
00:53:53,876 --> 00:53:55,277
- That's not true.
- Shut up.

947
00:53:58,247 --> 00:54:00,715
Well, you're here now.

948
00:54:00,749 --> 00:54:03,853
Jimmy, we-we-we just agreed,
man.

949
00:54:03,886 --> 00:54:05,287
No more scare tactics.

950
00:54:05,321 --> 00:54:06,721
He'll never learn.

951
00:54:09,792 --> 00:54:11,193
- Me?
- Yeah.

952
00:54:12,694 --> 00:54:14,830
Well, but...

953
00:54:14,864 --> 00:54:18,067
Jimmy, this could put me back
in the slammer, man.

954
00:54:18,100 --> 00:54:19,667
For a long time.

955
00:54:19,701 --> 00:54:21,871
I can do it, daddy.
I'm not afraid.

956
00:54:21,904 --> 00:54:24,040
Mike has returned back
to the patriotic fold.

957
00:54:24,073 --> 00:54:27,209
He's paid his debt, now it's
time for him to participate.

958
00:54:27,243 --> 00:54:29,211
Don't let me down now, son.

959
00:54:32,248 --> 00:54:35,951
All right, drop them silk
drawers and get her done.

960
00:54:57,772 --> 00:55:00,076
Hey out
there, all you sexy people.

961
00:55:00,109 --> 00:55:02,211
This is Steve barker.

962
00:55:02,244 --> 00:55:04,914
You're listening
to us midnight news.

963
00:55:04,947 --> 00:55:06,849
It's irreversible.

964
00:55:08,384 --> 00:55:10,152
You are who you are.

965
00:55:11,987 --> 00:55:14,256
Doesn't mean
you're always the same.

966
00:55:14,290 --> 00:55:17,159
That's when I saw a man
run past my window.

967
00:55:17,193 --> 00:55:18,327
An Asian...

968
00:55:19,727 --> 00:55:21,197
In the nude.

969
00:55:21,230 --> 00:55:23,933
Not that I hadn't seen
a naked man before.

970
00:55:23,966 --> 00:55:26,202
My dad took me swimming
by the lake many times

971
00:55:26,235 --> 00:55:28,404
when I was teen.

972
00:55:28,437 --> 00:55:29,704
Him and some friends.

973
00:55:31,373 --> 00:55:33,641
What I saw was not only a crime

974
00:55:33,675 --> 00:55:36,078
that called for my immediate
attention...

975
00:55:36,112 --> 00:55:39,014
It was the indisputable truth.

976
00:55:39,048 --> 00:55:42,084
A naked, hurtful truth.

977
00:55:42,118 --> 00:55:44,286
You can run but you can't hide.

978
00:55:46,889 --> 00:55:49,691
Weather the storm,
my fellow townsmen.

979
00:55:50,826 --> 00:55:52,228
Weather the storm.

980
00:56:43,179 --> 00:56:45,047
Oh, my god!

981
00:56:46,949 --> 00:56:48,117
Eddie?

982
00:56:49,451 --> 00:56:51,487
Eddie!

983
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:53,155
Edward!

984
00:57:00,396 --> 00:57:01,931
Eddie!

985
00:57:07,236 --> 00:57:09,071
Edward!

986
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:12,174
Eddie.

987
00:57:21,217 --> 00:57:22,818
You all right?

988
00:57:28,357 --> 00:57:29,825
Thank you.

989
00:57:44,173 --> 00:57:46,809
So I'm standing there
with the Pearl,

990
00:57:46,842 --> 00:57:51,180
and all of a sudden your words
echo through my mind, man.

991
00:57:51,213 --> 00:57:53,449
Self-licking lollipop.

992
00:57:54,984 --> 00:57:56,518
Lollipop. Lollipop. Lollipop.

993
00:57:56,552 --> 00:58:00,189
And I realize... it's me.

994
00:58:00,222 --> 00:58:02,324
I always thought that I lived
the American dream.

995
00:58:03,993 --> 00:58:05,828
But I don't, Eddie.

996
00:58:06,895 --> 00:58:08,264
And as I realize that,

997
00:58:08,297 --> 00:58:10,099
I just started to talk, man.

998
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:13,369
I mean, really talk, you know?

999
00:58:13,402 --> 00:58:16,372
The early romans, his cabaret,
worlds are merging.

1000
00:58:16,405 --> 00:58:18,841
And it's beautiful, man.

1001
00:58:18,874 --> 00:58:21,143
And right then in that...

1002
00:58:23,112 --> 00:58:24,947
That divine euphoria...

1003
00:58:26,849 --> 00:58:30,786
I suddenly find myself burning
the ass of an innocent chinaman.

1004
00:58:33,155 --> 00:58:35,424
Sucked right back
into my old self, man.

1005
00:58:35,457 --> 00:58:37,226
But worse.

1006
00:58:37,259 --> 00:58:38,827
No mercy.

1007
00:58:42,131 --> 00:58:44,099
Now, that just don't
make sense to me.

1008
00:58:45,868 --> 00:58:47,936
Because that thing you did
with the Pearl,

1009
00:58:47,970 --> 00:58:49,848
that helped me understand
what I'm back here for.

1010
00:58:49,872 --> 00:58:52,508
This is it, man.

1011
00:58:52,541 --> 00:58:57,379
This is our chance to show
the world what we're capable of.

1012
00:58:59,348 --> 00:59:02,985
I don't want to end up being
nothing or doing nothing, Eddie.

1013
00:59:09,391 --> 00:59:10,859
But good for you, though, man.

1014
00:59:10,893 --> 00:59:12,127
Hmm? Sue.

1015
00:59:13,195 --> 00:59:14,596
It's a perfect match, man.

1016
00:59:14,630 --> 00:59:16,332
You're made for each other.

1017
00:59:16,365 --> 00:59:18,267
Her tits are as flat
as your table.

1018
00:59:18,300 --> 00:59:20,202
She already has a wooden leg.

1019
00:59:26,909 --> 00:59:28,644
Oh, and, uh...

1020
00:59:28,677 --> 00:59:30,079
Guess what?

1021
00:59:32,247 --> 00:59:34,316
Jimmy's on board.

1022
00:59:34,350 --> 00:59:37,386
All we got to do is make
your sausage bigger, man.

1023
00:59:37,419 --> 00:59:39,955
We just throw back in the mashed
pellicle, the crushed bone,

1024
00:59:39,988 --> 00:59:42,524
the additives, use the bavarian
white as a template,

1025
00:59:42,558 --> 00:59:45,294
call it the American white,
and we are golden.

1026
00:59:46,929 --> 00:59:48,430
We're not going to do that.

1027
00:59:48,464 --> 00:59:50,499
I just told Jimmy
that we're going to do that.

1028
00:59:50,532 --> 00:59:51,934
That's all.

1029
01:00:19,495 --> 01:00:22,097
Edward, Mike, come take a look.

1030
01:00:37,446 --> 01:00:39,248
It's beautiful.

1031
01:00:41,183 --> 01:00:43,585
Let's not fuck this up, man.

1032
01:00:43,619 --> 01:00:46,455
We're going to have
one hell of an open.

1033
01:00:46,488 --> 01:00:49,057
Slap dance and everything.
I'll do one with you.

1034
01:00:49,091 --> 01:00:50,559
That's a promise.

1035
01:00:52,127 --> 01:00:53,262
Wunderbar.

1036
01:00:59,735 --> 01:01:01,470
Edward.

1037
01:01:03,672 --> 01:01:05,240
Uh...

1038
01:01:05,274 --> 01:01:07,142
I brought you a little
housewarming.

1039
01:01:07,176 --> 01:01:09,077
Thought it'd look good in there.

1040
01:01:09,111 --> 01:01:11,647
It's 100% American-made.
Made by my daddy and his family.

1041
01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:13,582
- Where should we put it, daddy?
- Hush, Hank.

1042
01:01:13,615 --> 01:01:17,286
- This don't concern you.
- Right here is fine, Hank.

1043
01:01:17,319 --> 01:01:19,354
Come on in, Jimmy.
See what we done.

1044
01:01:29,398 --> 01:01:31,500
It means a lot to me
that you understand

1045
01:01:31,533 --> 01:01:33,235
the importance of the cabaret.

1046
01:01:33,268 --> 01:01:36,071
And my precarious
financial situation.

1047
01:01:36,104 --> 01:01:39,374
I have to say, I was bit
blindsided by everything.

1048
01:01:39,408 --> 01:01:41,710
And, after all, you did draw
first blood, Edward.

1049
01:01:41,743 --> 01:01:44,446
But Mike explained it to me,

1050
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:47,216
explained things so I understood
them in a wider context.

1051
01:01:47,249 --> 01:01:49,251
Now, you might have noticed
my guitar.

1052
01:01:49,284 --> 01:01:51,453
I don't just carry it around
as a fashion accessory.

1053
01:01:51,487 --> 01:01:53,655
No, I wanted to share
a little something with you,

1054
01:01:53,689 --> 01:01:55,591
out of tribute.

1055
01:01:55,624 --> 01:01:58,627
By the way, I really appreciate
your attending the cabaret.

1056
01:01:58,660 --> 01:02:01,096
You're gonna have grand time.

1057
01:02:01,129 --> 01:02:02,574
Mike, he knows,
he's been there before.

1058
01:02:02,598 --> 01:02:04,600
- Oh...
- But I wrote a new song.

1059
01:02:04,633 --> 01:02:06,779
It's a special song that I'm
going to premiere for everybody.

1060
01:02:06,803 --> 01:02:09,037
You'll be the first to hear it.

1061
01:02:09,071 --> 01:02:10,739
But you get
an extra special tidbit.

1062
01:02:10,772 --> 01:02:13,175
I'm going to share a little
piece of it with you now.

1063
01:02:13,208 --> 01:02:15,577
This comes from
the intimate side of myself.

1064
01:02:15,611 --> 01:02:17,513
It's for all the girls
I've loved.

1065
01:02:21,583 --> 01:02:24,119
Here we go...

1066
01:02:24,152 --> 01:02:25,521
Wunderbar.

1067
01:02:27,756 --> 01:02:31,760
It's really reaching
maximum capacity.

1068
01:02:32,829 --> 01:02:34,162
So you twist...

1069
01:02:35,497 --> 01:02:37,432
And you place it
just in the groove.

1070
01:02:37,466 --> 01:02:38,634
- You see that?
- Uh-huh.

1071
01:02:38,667 --> 01:02:40,702
And then squeeze.

1072
01:02:40,736 --> 01:02:42,237
So...

1073
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:46,508
We make 28 of these
for appetizers.

1074
01:02:46,542 --> 01:02:51,814
A true serving of frankfurter
is always in pairs.

1075
01:02:51,848 --> 01:02:55,350
Since 1875, there were two
families in Frankfurt: Butchers.

1076
01:02:55,384 --> 01:02:57,386
And the daughter of one family,

1077
01:02:57,419 --> 01:02:59,655
she fell in love with the son
of the other family.

1078
01:02:59,688 --> 01:03:01,690
The family of the son,

1079
01:03:01,723 --> 01:03:03,860
they made little long,
thin frankfurter.

1080
01:03:03,893 --> 01:03:07,629
And the daughter's family
made a short, fat frankfurter,

1081
01:03:07,663 --> 01:03:09,665
which they also called
the frankfurter.

1082
01:03:09,698 --> 01:03:13,435
And when the two married,
at the wedding,

1083
01:03:13,468 --> 01:03:17,673
the families made peace
by serving two frankfurters

1084
01:03:17,706 --> 01:03:18,875
side by side.

1085
01:03:18,908 --> 01:03:20,275
Short and fat.

1086
01:03:24,246 --> 01:03:26,348
Hey, Luke, what that's shit
on your car?

1087
01:03:26,381 --> 01:03:28,183
You're driving a poop de ville.

1088
01:03:29,518 --> 01:03:31,821
That car is a living entity,

1089
01:03:31,854 --> 01:03:34,590
bought and paid for
by my own hands.

1090
01:03:34,623 --> 01:03:36,793
It engenders confidence
and pride,

1091
01:03:36,826 --> 01:03:39,494
which is the awareness
of which I pray.

1092
01:03:39,528 --> 01:03:45,434
And now I hear you've gone
and sold your soul to Edward.

1093
01:03:45,467 --> 01:03:48,838
That's the person that's
responsible for this aggression.

1094
01:03:48,871 --> 01:03:50,615
I only did it for the betterment
of the town.

1095
01:03:50,639 --> 01:03:53,308
Nothing else. You'll see.

1096
01:03:53,342 --> 01:03:55,544
We're going to return
the splendid night of cabaret

1097
01:03:55,577 --> 01:03:56,879
to its former glory.

1098
01:03:56,913 --> 01:03:58,647
That's wonderful, Jimmy.

1099
01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:00,783
That's exactly why god
called you to church,

1100
01:04:00,817 --> 01:04:02,852
to bring this town's
vision to pass.

1101
01:04:02,885 --> 01:04:05,220
But god's not free.

1102
01:04:05,253 --> 01:04:07,790
You got to start giving,
and you just can't be fed.

1103
01:04:07,824 --> 01:04:09,691
Just fed.

1104
01:04:09,725 --> 01:04:12,895
All right, I'll call the bank,
go over and have meeting.

1105
01:04:12,929 --> 01:04:15,798
You do what you got to do,
but you do it quick.

1106
01:04:15,832 --> 01:04:18,667
God don't like to foreclose.

1107
01:04:21,303 --> 01:04:22,537
Okay.

1108
01:04:30,579 --> 01:04:32,347
My father's lederhosen.

1109
01:04:34,516 --> 01:04:36,886
I think it fits you
pretty tight.

1110
01:04:41,523 --> 01:04:45,828
This is costing Jesus his heart.

1111
01:04:48,230 --> 01:04:53,735
If you don't dig deep
into you pockets tonight,

1112
01:04:53,769 --> 01:04:57,339
you could die like a snap
of my fingers.

1113
01:04:57,372 --> 01:04:59,909
And then you'll go to hell.

1114
01:05:18,427 --> 01:05:19,796
Though Jimmy and Edward

1115
01:05:19,829 --> 01:05:21,530
suddenly seemed
to be getting along,

1116
01:05:21,563 --> 01:05:22,664
it wasn't over for Luke.

1117
01:05:24,332 --> 01:05:26,334
Kenny also got
more and more eerie.

1118
01:05:27,870 --> 01:05:30,006
But as my mind never got around
to being bothered

1119
01:05:30,039 --> 01:05:31,941
by a racist bird,

1120
01:05:31,974 --> 01:05:33,775
I did turn to our elders,

1121
01:05:33,810 --> 01:05:36,445
who clearly didn't like
Jimmy nor Luke.

1122
01:05:36,478 --> 01:05:38,346
Better safe than sorry.

1123
01:05:38,380 --> 01:05:39,691
I thought I'd point out
the drawback

1124
01:05:39,715 --> 01:05:40,883
of fear in our lives,

1125
01:05:40,917 --> 01:05:42,250
and what it does to a man.

1126
01:05:42,284 --> 01:05:44,386
But I do remember when...

1127
01:05:44,419 --> 01:05:46,388
Got me kind of worried
and wondering.

1128
01:05:47,522 --> 01:05:49,025
Scared too, of course,

1129
01:05:49,058 --> 01:05:51,326
when somebody actually
took a shot at me.

1130
01:05:52,661 --> 01:05:54,496
Missed my chin by an inch.

1131
01:05:54,529 --> 01:05:57,432
By virtue of merle's
accumulated wisdom,

1132
01:05:57,466 --> 01:05:59,701
people here
still looked to his actions

1133
01:05:59,735 --> 01:06:01,703
with ceremonial respect.

1134
01:06:01,737 --> 01:06:03,271
Well, that's too bad...

1135
01:06:03,305 --> 01:06:04,639
And then it happened.

1136
01:06:06,775 --> 01:06:08,410
Merle relocated.

1137
01:06:14,016 --> 01:06:15,650
Well, I'll be goddamned.

1138
01:06:17,887 --> 01:06:19,588
Merle got up and moved.

1139
01:06:21,623 --> 01:06:23,893
He ain't moved that bench
since his daddy died.

1140
01:06:27,797 --> 01:06:29,932
This is the authorities!

1141
01:06:39,341 --> 01:06:40,642
Oh...

1142
01:06:50,418 --> 01:06:52,320
Let me
tell you something, brother.

1143
01:06:52,354 --> 01:06:55,423
And I hope all of you
are listening.

1144
01:06:55,457 --> 01:06:56,859
I'm a church boy,

1145
01:06:56,893 --> 01:06:58,928
and a church boy
don't allow Satan

1146
01:06:58,961 --> 01:07:00,997
to devour god's people.

1147
01:07:01,030 --> 01:07:02,965
I say, get out of god's way,
Fritz,

1148
01:07:02,999 --> 01:07:04,733
for god's gonna shoot you
if I don't.

1149
01:07:04,766 --> 01:07:05,902
Mm-hmm.

1150
01:07:07,502 --> 01:07:09,437
Oh!

1151
01:07:09,471 --> 01:07:11,107
Come on, fellas.

1152
01:07:11,140 --> 01:07:12,842
Ah!

1153
01:07:14,743 --> 01:07:16,645
Fellas...

1154
01:07:21,984 --> 01:07:23,418
Come on, fellas...

1155
01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:33,062
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

1156
01:07:33,095 --> 01:07:34,529
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

1157
01:07:34,563 --> 01:07:37,066
I'm not done with you!

1158
01:07:37,099 --> 01:07:39,701
God is not in a good mood now!

1159
01:07:39,734 --> 01:07:43,672
You pick your weapon!
You pick your weapon!

1160
01:07:43,705 --> 01:07:46,575
This town is not big enough
for the both of us!

1161
01:07:50,478 --> 01:07:51,646
Get out!

1162
01:07:51,680 --> 01:07:54,083
Get in! Get in!

1163
01:07:54,116 --> 01:07:55,450
Get in the car!

1164
01:08:09,832 --> 01:08:12,335
What's going on, William?

1165
01:08:16,939 --> 01:08:18,640
A woman answered by ad.

1166
01:08:20,943 --> 01:08:22,879
We, uh, compared profiles.

1167
01:08:24,512 --> 01:08:25,982
Perfect match.

1168
01:08:37,126 --> 01:08:39,728
Earl, tell him what you told me.

1169
01:08:39,761 --> 01:08:42,064
He was running in circles
like a terror-stricken bull.

1170
01:08:42,098 --> 01:08:43,632
First he looked to the sky,

1171
01:08:43,665 --> 01:08:46,135
eyes wide,
vicious and greedy stare,

1172
01:08:46,168 --> 01:08:47,870
before the falcon
sinks its teeth

1173
01:08:47,904 --> 01:08:49,105
deep into the baby Robin

1174
01:08:49,138 --> 01:08:50,907
that had fallen from its nest.

1175
01:08:50,940 --> 01:08:53,575
Then, as if the gravitational
pull suddenly let go,

1176
01:08:53,608 --> 01:08:55,543
he set off in that direction.

1177
01:08:56,711 --> 01:08:58,214
- Toward the refuge?
- Yeah.

1178
01:08:58,247 --> 01:09:00,082
But he didn't get far.
He tried to speak,

1179
01:09:00,116 --> 01:09:01,784
but all I heard
was a hoarse whisper

1180
01:09:01,817 --> 01:09:03,886
before he fell over, dead.

1181
01:09:17,166 --> 01:09:19,467
Good god, what happened here?

1182
01:09:20,803 --> 01:09:22,138
Sheriff.

1183
01:09:22,171 --> 01:09:24,639
- Mr. Jones.
- The rapture.

1184
01:09:25,774 --> 01:09:27,109
The rapture.

1185
01:09:50,299 --> 01:09:51,901
It smells good.

1186
01:10:17,860 --> 01:10:19,929
Sheriff.

1187
01:10:19,962 --> 01:10:21,596
Hank.

1188
01:10:21,629 --> 01:10:23,531
Sorry about Kenny.

1189
01:10:23,565 --> 01:10:25,267
Yeah.

1190
01:10:25,301 --> 01:10:28,170
Dad said he must have sensed
something so evil about to come

1191
01:10:28,204 --> 01:10:31,073
that it just tore his heart out.

1192
01:10:33,742 --> 01:10:36,745
I saw a naked man running down
the street the other night.

1193
01:10:36,778 --> 01:10:38,080
Asian.

1194
01:10:38,114 --> 01:10:39,714
Yeah, I heard about that.

1195
01:10:42,251 --> 01:10:44,619
You seem troubled, Hank.
Is something bugging you?

1196
01:10:44,652 --> 01:10:46,222
Well, heh...

1197
01:10:48,290 --> 01:10:51,961
I've always been a bit
of a troubled youth, Tim.

1198
01:10:53,695 --> 01:10:55,764
I-I-I can call you Tim, right?

1199
01:10:58,767 --> 01:11:00,602
Yeah, if you want.

1200
01:11:04,706 --> 01:11:05,875
I like your suit.

1201
01:11:07,009 --> 01:11:08,277
Oh, thanks.

1202
01:11:08,310 --> 01:11:09,912
I got it online.

1203
01:11:09,945 --> 01:11:11,981
You know, it needs
a little tailoring,

1204
01:11:12,014 --> 01:11:13,694
but I can give you the website
if you want.

1205
01:11:25,861 --> 01:11:26,996
Thanks.

1206
01:11:35,838 --> 01:11:39,075
All right, you think of
anything else, you let me know.

1207
01:11:54,790 --> 01:11:56,859
Tell me you're
not going though with this.

1208
01:11:58,360 --> 01:12:01,629
Would you just calm
the fuck down, Edward?

1209
01:12:01,663 --> 01:12:03,241
You're gonna ruin it all, man...
The restaurant

1210
01:12:03,265 --> 01:12:04,745
and everything
you worked so hard for.

1211
01:12:06,969 --> 01:12:09,305
You do this, you're on your own,
all right? I'm leaving.

1212
01:12:09,338 --> 01:12:10,772
I'm leaving.

1213
01:12:18,347 --> 01:12:20,082
Goddamn it.

1214
01:12:53,382 --> 01:12:55,050
That's for me?

1215
01:12:56,152 --> 01:12:57,786
Choose your weapon.

1216
01:13:08,964 --> 01:13:11,066
Pick one.

1217
01:13:11,100 --> 01:13:13,903
One is poisoned.
The other one's not.

1218
01:13:23,946 --> 01:13:26,815
Pick one, Luke, you big chicken.

1219
01:13:26,849 --> 01:13:28,184
Just pick it!

1220
01:13:28,217 --> 01:13:31,353
- Pick one!
- Pick it! Pick, pick, pick.

1221
01:13:49,071 --> 01:13:50,339
Let's go.

1222
01:13:58,147 --> 01:13:59,415
You...

1223
01:14:04,486 --> 01:14:06,155
Now...

1224
01:14:06,188 --> 01:14:07,790
No more bullshit, all right?

1225
01:14:07,823 --> 01:14:10,059
No more. No more hitting people.

1226
01:14:10,092 --> 01:14:12,361
No more fucking killing people.
It stops now.

1227
01:14:45,327 --> 01:14:47,396
What have you done?

1228
01:14:47,429 --> 01:14:50,065
He is going to bulldoze down
the dance hall.

1229
01:14:50,099 --> 01:14:52,301
You've ruined my life.

1230
01:14:52,334 --> 01:14:54,436
- Get the money from Edward.
- Jimmy, hold on.

1231
01:14:54,470 --> 01:14:56,272
I never said that Edward
had any money.

1232
01:14:56,305 --> 01:14:58,841
I said we'd get the sausage
finished for the cabaret.

1233
01:14:58,874 --> 01:15:00,042
Kill him.

1234
01:15:00,075 --> 01:15:02,478
- Edward?
- Luke. Kill Luke.

1235
01:15:02,511 --> 01:15:03,979
He's going to bulldoze

1236
01:15:04,013 --> 01:15:06,415
the goddamn dance hall!

1237
01:15:06,448 --> 01:15:09,051
What do you got in your pocket?
You got money in your pocket?

1238
01:15:09,084 --> 01:15:10,819
- What?
- Got money, put it in the till.

1239
01:15:10,853 --> 01:15:13,522
No, no, no!
Jimmy, it's just sausages.

1240
01:15:13,555 --> 01:15:15,591
It's nothing. It's just samples.

1241
01:15:15,624 --> 01:15:17,559
Just variations
on the American white.

1242
01:15:20,529 --> 01:15:23,365
First Kenny dropped like a fly.

1243
01:15:23,399 --> 01:15:25,901
Then Luke, ridiculed.

1244
01:15:27,202 --> 01:15:28,202
What's next?

1245
01:15:30,005 --> 01:15:32,608
If grandpa sr. Was here
he would have put his fist down.

1246
01:15:32,641 --> 01:15:35,411
Don't you use his name
without permission.

1247
01:15:35,444 --> 01:15:37,413
I'm just speaking my mind.

1248
01:15:37,446 --> 01:15:39,982
I know good and darn well
what your mind is.

1249
01:15:40,015 --> 01:15:42,251
Why do you got to keep
digging that hole?

1250
01:15:42,284 --> 01:15:44,853
I've had it up to here
with you, daddy.

1251
01:15:44,887 --> 01:15:46,555
You know, you...

1252
01:15:46,588 --> 01:15:49,558
If you spent just a little bit
of time interested in me

1253
01:15:49,591 --> 01:15:51,126
at any point in my life,

1254
01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:52,604
maybe things
would've ended different.

1255
01:15:52,628 --> 01:15:55,197
- And you shut up.
- No, daddy, you shut up!

1256
01:15:55,230 --> 01:15:56,932
Don't you raise
your voice at me!

1257
01:15:56,965 --> 01:15:59,034
That's the last time
I ever want to hear that!

1258
01:15:59,068 --> 01:16:01,246
You understand what I'm saying?
I ain't so bad, am I, daddy?

1259
01:16:01,270 --> 01:16:04,273
I mean, ain't I what
you want me to be? Huh?

1260
01:16:04,306 --> 01:16:06,141
I slimmed down.
I got this suit online

1261
01:16:06,175 --> 01:16:08,544
that even you say
it makes me look manly.

1262
01:16:08,577 --> 01:16:11,613
And by god, I... I do.

1263
01:16:11,647 --> 01:16:14,183
I feel manly now.

1264
01:16:14,216 --> 01:16:15,584
But you're not.

1265
01:16:15,617 --> 01:16:17,152
You're a homosexual,

1266
01:16:17,186 --> 01:16:19,555
and I wish you'd never
been born.

1267
01:16:21,423 --> 01:16:23,359
Look, you have upset blackie.

1268
01:16:23,392 --> 01:16:27,062
Coming around getting my horse
all worked up of a morning.

1269
01:16:27,096 --> 01:16:28,630
Watch your mouth
around my horse.

1270
01:16:28,664 --> 01:16:29,998
Okay, father.

1271
01:16:36,038 --> 01:16:38,474
And I need you
to take care of Luke.

1272
01:16:38,507 --> 01:16:40,242
Yes, sir.

1273
01:16:40,275 --> 01:16:42,311
Now let's see
what the fuss is about.

1274
01:16:44,346 --> 01:16:47,116
Ooh! Oh, that's spicy.

1275
01:16:47,149 --> 01:16:49,084
That kind'll burn you
in the morning.

1276
01:16:49,118 --> 01:16:51,620
It's gonna burn you twice. Whoo!

1277
01:16:59,495 --> 01:17:00,662
Mm.

1278
01:17:08,270 --> 01:17:10,606
- What do you got there?
- Sausage.

1279
01:17:10,639 --> 01:17:12,608
Any good?

1280
01:17:12,641 --> 01:17:15,511
Well, that one's a little spicy
and that one's a little sweet.

1281
01:17:16,979 --> 01:17:18,480
I have a few questions,

1282
01:17:18,514 --> 01:17:19,948
if you don't mind.

1283
01:17:52,681 --> 01:17:54,283
What's your business with Jimmy?

1284
01:17:54,316 --> 01:17:57,486
I put shit in a jar
and I stir it.

1285
01:17:57,519 --> 01:18:00,422
And then I wait a while
and I stir it again.

1286
01:18:02,191 --> 01:18:04,493
To check the health status
of his horse.

1287
01:18:04,526 --> 01:18:06,428
I don't believe a word
of what you said.

1288
01:18:06,462 --> 01:18:08,063
Look, this is
all Luke's fault, man.

1289
01:18:08,096 --> 01:18:09,465
You should talk to him.

1290
01:18:09,498 --> 01:18:11,366
Or maybe I should
blame it on the rooster.

1291
01:18:11,400 --> 01:18:13,368
I should throw you right back
in the slammer.

1292
01:18:15,137 --> 01:18:17,139
But I'd rather you did
community work for me,

1293
01:18:17,172 --> 01:18:19,208
chance to do what's right.

1294
01:18:19,241 --> 01:18:21,009
You also have a party
to attend tonight.

1295
01:18:21,043 --> 01:18:23,045
- Right?
- Mm-hmm.

1296
01:18:23,078 --> 01:18:24,246
Mm-hmm.

1297
01:18:25,514 --> 01:18:27,216
Then I know where to find you.

1298
01:18:31,153 --> 01:18:33,322
It's all Luke's fault, man.

1299
01:18:33,355 --> 01:18:34,490
Carol-Anne.

1300
01:18:37,392 --> 01:18:40,596
This is my matching profile.

1301
01:18:40,629 --> 01:18:42,598
Hello.

1302
01:18:42,631 --> 01:18:45,267
Yes, welcome to the gourmet
house of refuge.

1303
01:19:35,183 --> 01:19:36,318
Kenny?

1304
01:19:38,253 --> 01:19:41,657
I know I promised you that
I wouldn't go back to prison,

1305
01:19:41,690 --> 01:19:44,393
and I wasn't going to drag

1306
01:19:44,426 --> 01:19:45,866
your good name
through the mud and...

1307
01:19:47,462 --> 01:19:49,631
That I was going to make
something of myself, but...

1308
01:19:51,600 --> 01:19:55,270
Well, it looks like I might
have to go back on that promise.

1309
01:20:08,383 --> 01:20:10,152
You betrayed me, Mike.

1310
01:20:10,185 --> 01:20:11,687
It was all a big scam.

1311
01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:14,824
Kenny felt this coming
and died because of it.

1312
01:20:14,857 --> 01:20:16,325
I'm sorry about this, Jimmy.

1313
01:20:16,358 --> 01:20:17,894
You killed Kenny, Mike.

1314
01:20:17,927 --> 01:20:21,597
The Indian and the elves,
together at the restaurant.

1315
01:20:21,630 --> 01:20:24,666
Stories about romans,
getting Luke run out of town.

1316
01:20:24,700 --> 01:20:26,535
- Did it to distract me.
- What?

1317
01:20:26,568 --> 01:20:28,637
Distract me from the truth.
I know what's going on.

1318
01:20:28,670 --> 01:20:30,907
It's the uprising.
It starting all over again.

1319
01:20:30,940 --> 01:20:32,909
Kenny came back
like a thief in the night,

1320
01:20:32,942 --> 01:20:35,177
and he showed me the way.

1321
01:20:35,210 --> 01:20:36,745
Edward, William, sue too.

1322
01:20:36,778 --> 01:20:38,547
All delinquents.

1323
01:20:38,580 --> 01:20:40,515
This is my family.

1324
01:20:42,785 --> 01:20:44,586
I was adopted.

1325
01:20:44,620 --> 01:20:47,189
I don't know anything
about no Indians, Jimmy.

1326
01:20:48,624 --> 01:20:49,725
But even if I did...

1327
01:20:51,426 --> 01:20:53,295
So what, man?

1328
01:20:53,328 --> 01:20:56,866
Jesus was an arab,
and you love Jesus.

1329
01:20:56,899 --> 01:20:58,600
- Jesus was a white man.
- Was an arab.

1330
01:20:58,634 --> 01:21:03,906
- Was a white man.
- Jesus of nazareth, Jimmy.

1331
01:21:03,940 --> 01:21:07,242
He was a cool arab dude, man.

1332
01:21:07,275 --> 01:21:10,479
Hung out with prostitutes
and thieves, drank wine.

1333
01:21:10,512 --> 01:21:12,247
Hey, he did not.

1334
01:21:12,280 --> 01:21:14,884
We all go back to africans
anyway, so who cares?

1335
01:21:19,755 --> 01:21:22,324
- Edward. Edward.
- Yes?

1336
01:21:22,357 --> 01:21:24,861
I'm Jeff, from <i>the herald.</i>
I'm here for the interview.

1337
01:21:24,894 --> 01:21:26,528
But we...

1338
01:21:26,561 --> 01:21:28,230
We've gone
on a real tight run tonight,

1339
01:21:28,263 --> 01:21:29,932
and we need
to get on with it, okay?

1340
01:21:29,966 --> 01:21:32,367
Certainly. We just have to wait
maybe five minutes.

1341
01:21:32,401 --> 01:21:34,871
My partner Michael
is a bit late.

1342
01:21:34,904 --> 01:21:37,305
You don't understand.
We just have to call it off.

1343
01:21:37,339 --> 01:21:38,975
- Just one moment.
- Please.

1344
01:21:39,008 --> 01:21:40,542
Where are...?

1345
01:21:40,575 --> 01:21:42,879
I'll find him.
You just get it started.

1346
01:21:42,912 --> 01:21:44,446
But don't rush it.

1347
01:21:46,548 --> 01:21:48,417
There's a chair right there...

1348
01:21:48,450 --> 01:21:49,886
Come on. Get you up.

1349
01:21:49,919 --> 01:21:51,821
Get you up. Get you up.
Get you up.

1350
01:21:58,627 --> 01:22:00,863
All right.

1351
01:22:00,897 --> 01:22:02,899
You got it.

1352
01:22:04,633 --> 01:22:06,401
There's
a chair right there, okay?

1353
01:22:06,435 --> 01:22:10,006
This whole thing is one
big misunderstanding, man.

1354
01:22:10,039 --> 01:22:12,374
This is not over.

1355
01:22:12,407 --> 01:22:13,976
I will get to the bottom
of this.

1356
01:22:16,645 --> 01:22:18,513
Daddy, you okay?

1357
01:22:18,547 --> 01:22:21,349
You just nervous
because of the cabaret?

1358
01:22:21,383 --> 01:22:24,020
No, just... just got
the battle of little bighorn

1359
01:22:24,053 --> 01:22:25,855
going on in my lower intestines.

1360
01:22:25,888 --> 01:22:29,025
But the white man
will win this battle.

1361
01:22:29,058 --> 01:22:31,626
Son...

1362
01:22:31,660 --> 01:22:34,030
I'm going to need you
to keep an eye on him.

1363
01:22:34,063 --> 01:22:36,966
If you get a chance, be there
in the wings to hear me sing.

1364
01:22:36,999 --> 01:22:39,836
I wrote some new material.
I think you'll like it.

1365
01:22:42,972 --> 01:22:45,273
Yeah, daddy, I...

1366
01:22:45,307 --> 01:22:46,475
Yeah, of course I will.

1367
01:22:47,844 --> 01:22:49,979
You hear that? He...

1368
01:22:50,012 --> 01:22:51,747
he called me son.

1369
01:22:52,882 --> 01:22:54,784
He called me son.

1370
01:23:05,360 --> 01:23:07,562
So this was mixed up completely.

1371
01:23:07,596 --> 01:23:09,564
This is not...

1372
01:23:13,535 --> 01:23:15,570
I got them mixed up.

1373
01:23:15,604 --> 01:23:18,406
But too many flags.

1374
01:23:20,810 --> 01:23:23,445
I couldn't find him.

1375
01:23:23,478 --> 01:23:26,548
What happened?
We need to find him.

1376
01:23:26,581 --> 01:23:29,584
Everything is going so well.
He should be here with us.

1377
01:23:29,618 --> 01:23:32,021
I'm sure there's an explanation.

1378
01:23:36,358 --> 01:23:38,527
We should not have to put up

1379
01:23:38,560 --> 01:23:40,705
with foreigners who come
from strange parts of the world

1380
01:23:40,729 --> 01:23:42,597
and wish us no good.

1381
01:23:42,631 --> 01:23:45,101
Our gentle community
depends on that.

1382
01:23:45,134 --> 01:23:47,402
Hear, hear!

1383
01:23:47,435 --> 01:23:48,838
I always say,

1384
01:23:48,871 --> 01:23:50,505
don't break a man's heart.

1385
01:23:50,539 --> 01:23:51,941
He's only got one of 'em.

1386
01:23:51,974 --> 01:23:55,343
Break his bones,
because he's got 206.

1387
01:24:01,583 --> 01:24:05,453
Got a strange feeling
come over me tonight.

1388
01:24:06,789 --> 01:24:07,924
I got...

1389
01:24:09,658 --> 01:24:12,862
Music and food and beer.

1390
01:24:16,598 --> 01:24:17,900
I feel strange.

1391
01:24:19,101 --> 01:24:20,769
Yeah.

1392
01:24:20,803 --> 01:24:22,704
And with...

1393
01:24:28,845 --> 01:24:30,378
Da-daddy?

1394
01:24:32,849 --> 01:24:35,985
You okay?

1395
01:24:36,018 --> 01:24:37,352
Hank...

1396
01:24:41,523 --> 01:24:43,125
Oh, son.

1397
01:24:44,193 --> 01:24:46,428
I love you, son.

1398
01:24:46,461 --> 01:24:48,697
I love you, and I never
wanted it to be like this.

1399
01:24:50,099 --> 01:24:51,433
And I never...

1400
01:24:55,004 --> 01:24:56,705
I love you too, daddy.

1401
01:25:09,151 --> 01:25:11,519
Uh, here.

1402
01:25:11,553 --> 01:25:12,788
Well...

1403
01:25:17,592 --> 01:25:20,129
When you got to go,
you got to go, I guess, huh?

1404
01:25:20,162 --> 01:25:22,999
Hallelujah.

1405
01:25:23,032 --> 01:25:25,001
Let's get it started, huh?

1406
01:25:25,034 --> 01:25:27,502
Remember, the honey's only
for the young single people.

1407
01:25:28,737 --> 01:25:30,139
Boys find the boys' jar.

1408
01:25:30,172 --> 01:25:31,673
Girls find the girls' jar.

1409
01:25:31,706 --> 01:25:33,876
And then pick a number.

1410
01:25:33,910 --> 01:25:36,230
And remember, they're hidden,
but that's half the fun, huh?

1411
01:25:37,512 --> 01:25:40,116
One of the joys of...

1412
01:25:40,149 --> 01:25:42,885
Germany's bavarian region is,
of course,

1413
01:25:42,919 --> 01:25:45,553
without a doubt, the slap dance.

1414
01:25:45,587 --> 01:25:47,489
The schuhplattler.

1415
01:25:47,522 --> 01:25:51,127
This dance was made
so that young men

1416
01:25:51,160 --> 01:25:53,461
could impress young ladies.

1417
01:25:53,495 --> 01:25:57,233
And often this would result
in marriage,

1418
01:25:57,266 --> 01:25:59,201
so I would love
to share with you

1419
01:25:59,235 --> 01:26:02,872
a demonstration
of the schuhplattler.

1420
01:26:02,905 --> 01:26:04,472
Fuck this.

1421
01:26:04,506 --> 01:26:05,808
We're running late,

1422
01:26:05,841 --> 01:26:07,709
and I think we got
what we came for.

1423
01:26:19,055 --> 01:26:20,957
Um, he-he's just tired.

1424
01:26:20,990 --> 01:26:23,059
I'm going to take him home.

1425
01:26:23,092 --> 01:26:24,894
- I'll take them.
- It's late.

1426
01:26:24,927 --> 01:26:26,628
I'm going to be right back,
Edward.

1427
01:26:36,272 --> 01:26:37,950
I knew the lord would bring us
back together

1428
01:26:37,974 --> 01:26:39,041
as a family, daddy.

1429
01:26:39,075 --> 01:26:40,042
I always knew it.

1430
01:26:40,076 --> 01:26:41,543
Hallelujah.

1431
01:26:41,576 --> 01:26:42,777
I love you.

1432
01:26:44,814 --> 01:26:46,949
Hey, I found something out.

1433
01:26:46,983 --> 01:26:48,483
You want to hear it?

1434
01:26:52,989 --> 01:26:54,522
Daddy?

1435
01:26:57,994 --> 01:27:00,628
Was that sausage
really poisoned?

1436
01:27:09,305 --> 01:27:10,873
You okay in there?

1437
01:27:22,751 --> 01:27:24,854
You okay?

1438
01:27:24,887 --> 01:27:26,856
Want to hear what I found out?

1439
01:27:35,297 --> 01:27:38,200
He was a semitic Jew.

1440
01:27:38,234 --> 01:27:41,003
Jesus. I looked him up.
Right, daddy?

1441
01:27:42,338 --> 01:27:44,340
You tried to poison me.

1442
01:27:44,373 --> 01:27:46,608
Mm-hmm.

1443
01:27:46,641 --> 01:27:49,278
You tried to make me doubt
the ethnicity of my creator,

1444
01:27:49,311 --> 01:27:52,014
and everything that I have built
my life upon.

1445
01:27:56,618 --> 01:27:57,820
Jimmy...

1446
01:27:57,853 --> 01:27:59,055
Do you remember how I told you

1447
01:27:59,088 --> 01:28:00,688
that nothing sets
the mind straight

1448
01:28:00,722 --> 01:28:01,857
like a good bowl movement?

1449
01:28:03,826 --> 01:28:07,096
By god, I had one that lasted
for 27 minutes,

1450
01:28:07,129 --> 01:28:10,732
and my mind is set straight.

1451
01:28:10,765 --> 01:28:12,767
Mm, you hear that, Mike?

1452
01:28:12,802 --> 01:28:14,070
You're in for it now.

1453
01:28:14,103 --> 01:28:15,938
Shut up, Hank.

1454
01:28:15,971 --> 01:28:17,572
Leave us alone.

1455
01:28:19,041 --> 01:28:21,709
You can call me son, daddy.
You just did.

1456
01:28:21,743 --> 01:28:23,913
I never did no such thing.

1457
01:28:23,946 --> 01:28:25,948
Yeah, you did.
You told me you loved me.

1458
01:28:25,981 --> 01:28:30,152
I said shut up, Hank,
and leave us alone...

1459
01:28:30,186 --> 01:28:32,754
You fruit-flaming butt-hugger.

1460
01:28:46,936 --> 01:28:48,104
Now...

1461
01:28:50,672 --> 01:28:52,408
every time that my daddy...

1462
01:28:55,010 --> 01:28:56,711
What's that going to solve,
Jim...?

1463
01:28:56,744 --> 01:28:59,647
Every time my daddy
had to raise his hand to us,

1464
01:28:59,681 --> 01:29:01,749
teach us a lesson,

1465
01:29:01,784 --> 01:29:04,019
he always prefaced it by saying,

1466
01:29:04,053 --> 01:29:05,653
"how else are you ever
going to learn?"

1467
01:29:05,687 --> 01:29:07,022
God is righteous.

1468
01:29:11,759 --> 01:29:13,896
We do this.

1469
01:29:13,929 --> 01:29:15,331
You and me.

1470
01:29:15,364 --> 01:29:16,966
We're done.

1471
01:29:16,999 --> 01:29:18,400
Fair and square.

1472
01:29:20,202 --> 01:29:22,737
And you don't hurt no one else.

1473
01:29:22,770 --> 01:29:24,273
Not Edward.

1474
01:29:24,306 --> 01:29:26,741
Not William. Not sue.
Not anyone.

1475
01:29:28,344 --> 01:29:30,212
It ain't got nothing
to do with them.

1476
01:29:30,246 --> 01:29:31,981
Got everything to do with them.

1477
01:29:32,014 --> 01:29:34,283
Hell, I was doing just fine
till two elves come along

1478
01:29:34,316 --> 01:29:36,684
and stabbed me in the back.

1479
01:29:36,718 --> 01:29:38,921
Elves.

1480
01:29:38,954 --> 01:29:41,290
Why has Mike abandoned me?

1481
01:29:43,325 --> 01:29:46,328
I called the hospital
and everything.

1482
01:29:46,362 --> 01:29:48,898
I'm sure there's an explanation.

1483
01:29:48,931 --> 01:29:51,367
We'll do it again another night.

1484
01:29:51,400 --> 01:29:54,036
Oh, everybody left?

1485
01:29:54,069 --> 01:29:56,205
Sorry I missed everything.

1486
01:29:56,238 --> 01:29:58,740
I never got to dance
the schuhplattler.

1487
01:29:58,773 --> 01:30:00,675
That was going to be the icing
on the cake.

1488
01:30:02,878 --> 01:30:08,884
Well, at least we got everything
the way we wanted it to be.

1489
01:30:14,156 --> 01:30:15,858
Look at it.

1490
01:30:17,493 --> 01:30:18,994
It's beautiful.

1491
01:30:21,230 --> 01:30:24,099
No one can ever
take that away from us.

1492
01:30:32,141 --> 01:30:34,510
That's what you get
for messing with Jimmy!

1493
01:30:34,543 --> 01:30:37,213
Edward! Edward...

1494
01:30:52,861 --> 01:30:54,363
Edward...

1495
01:30:56,865 --> 01:30:58,100
Come on.

1496
01:31:22,992 --> 01:31:24,860
Told you.

1497
01:31:24,893 --> 01:31:27,529
God is not in good mood.

1498
01:31:28,931 --> 01:31:30,966
Edward! Edward!

1499
01:31:37,072 --> 01:31:39,041
Edward!

1500
01:32:10,572 --> 01:32:13,442
Tonight is the night.

1501
01:32:13,475 --> 01:32:15,544
We have been waiting for this
for a long time.

1502
01:32:15,577 --> 01:32:18,180
Yeah, daddy's cabaret.

1503
01:32:18,213 --> 01:32:20,149
Ain't no way Luke's
going to ruin this.

1504
01:32:20,182 --> 01:32:22,017
Now, I know... I know you're
disappointed.

1505
01:32:22,051 --> 01:32:23,628
I know you're disappointed
you can't be there,

1506
01:32:23,652 --> 01:32:26,955
but know this: I'm going
to dedicate a song to you.

1507
01:32:26,989 --> 01:32:28,223
It's going to be good.

1508
01:32:53,315 --> 01:32:55,017
What happened to you?

1509
01:32:57,286 --> 01:32:58,554
Oh...

1510
01:33:00,089 --> 01:33:02,124
Turns out Jesus is white
after all.

1511
01:33:04,993 --> 01:33:06,362
What happened to you?

1512
01:33:09,531 --> 01:33:11,100
Let's go.

1513
01:33:16,138 --> 01:33:18,474
Howdy, folks. It's been a while.
I haven't seen you all.

1514
01:33:18,507 --> 01:33:20,576
Now I know where y'all been.

1515
01:33:20,609 --> 01:33:22,945
Doesn't seem like
Jimmy's around here right now,

1516
01:33:22,978 --> 01:33:26,215
but I'm sure
he'll be back soon, and...

1517
01:33:26,248 --> 01:33:28,450
But now that god's in good mood,

1518
01:33:28,484 --> 01:33:32,221
I'd say let's keep
the festivities going, shall we?

1519
01:33:32,254 --> 01:33:35,224
Hey, y'all see them jars
over there.

1520
01:33:35,257 --> 01:33:37,393
What y'all need to do
is you need to dig deep

1521
01:33:37,426 --> 01:33:40,095
into your billfolds,
go deep into your pockets,

1522
01:33:40,129 --> 01:33:43,966
and get a little money out
and give some money to Jesus.

1523
01:33:43,999 --> 01:33:46,135
I mean, you might think
this about peace and joy.

1524
01:33:46,168 --> 01:33:48,570
But don't forget,
Jesus himself was rich.

1525
01:33:48,604 --> 01:33:51,407
He was a treasure. Amen.

1526
01:33:54,576 --> 01:33:56,044
Don't get me wrong.

1527
01:33:56,078 --> 01:33:57,413
I don't come here
to get anything.

1528
01:33:57,446 --> 01:33:59,114
I'm already loaded.

1529
01:33:59,148 --> 01:34:01,450
I'm a blessed man.

1530
01:34:01,483 --> 01:34:04,420
I come here because...

1531
01:34:04,453 --> 01:34:07,356
I want to see life change
and hope restored.

1532
01:34:07,389 --> 01:34:09,658
- Let's go, man.
- To me, that's worth every dollar.

1533
01:34:09,691 --> 01:34:11,236
What, are you going
to beat him to death

1534
01:34:11,260 --> 01:34:13,328
with a fucking meat grinder?
Come on...

1535
01:34:13,362 --> 01:34:16,331
Look, if you want to commit
suicide, you're on your own.

1536
01:34:16,365 --> 01:34:20,035
How about I start with a...

1537
01:34:34,283 --> 01:34:35,617
Jimmy!

1538
01:34:41,657 --> 01:34:43,459
Jimmy!

1539
01:34:55,771 --> 01:34:59,107
This is a mighty
splendid cabaret!

1540
01:35:01,710 --> 01:35:03,045
Son?

1541
01:35:10,285 --> 01:35:11,587
Fucking crazy.

1542
01:35:53,262 --> 01:35:55,798
Son, folks come to hear me sing!

1543
01:35:55,832 --> 01:35:57,266
Oh, you'll sing.

1544
01:36:06,308 --> 01:36:07,442
Good boy.

1545
01:36:20,222 --> 01:36:21,390
Whoa!

1546
01:37:02,497 --> 01:37:04,232
Bravo!

1547
01:37:04,266 --> 01:37:06,301
You know what they call
that dance?

1548
01:37:06,335 --> 01:37:10,138
They call that dance
the dance of the two queers.

1549
01:37:10,172 --> 01:37:12,207
That kind of thing
will send you one way...

1550
01:37:12,240 --> 01:37:14,743
A one-way ticket to hell.

1551
01:37:14,776 --> 01:37:17,145
And their asses...

1552
01:37:18,614 --> 01:37:20,515
Oh, you like that?

1553
01:37:21,818 --> 01:37:23,385
Well, how about
we give ourselves

1554
01:37:23,418 --> 01:37:26,355
a little... encore!

1555
01:37:29,324 --> 01:37:30,759
Come on, it's cabaret night.

1556
01:38:06,896 --> 01:38:10,399
Let me see you dance, Fritz.

1557
01:38:19,307 --> 01:38:20,709
♪ Dee-Dee-Dee ♪

1558
01:38:20,742 --> 01:38:22,544
Funny.

1559
01:38:43,632 --> 01:38:44,834
Edward!

1560
01:40:10,752 --> 01:40:12,387
Happy birthday, kid.

1561
01:40:14,656 --> 01:40:15,958
Stay warm.

1562
01:41:21,423 --> 01:41:22,691
Tell you later.

1563
01:41:32,601 --> 01:41:35,938
Eddie discontinued
the sausage business,

1564
01:41:35,972 --> 01:41:37,606
at least officially.

1565
01:41:38,908 --> 01:41:41,643
World's just not ready yet.

1566
01:41:41,676 --> 01:41:43,378
Sad but true.

1567
01:41:44,814 --> 01:41:46,514
But Edward is also human.

1568
01:41:47,884 --> 01:41:49,484
And he kept a window open up

1569
01:41:49,517 --> 01:41:50,953
for those of us
who got attached.

1570
01:41:53,222 --> 01:41:54,957
This is his own recipe.

1571
01:41:56,192 --> 01:41:57,793
The American white.

1572
01:41:59,061 --> 01:42:00,762
Delicious.

1573
01:42:02,464 --> 01:42:04,466
You don't even chew it.

1574
01:42:05,634 --> 01:42:08,004
Then how do you eat it?

1575
01:42:08,037 --> 01:42:10,605
You suck it.

1576
01:44:13,095 --> 01:44:16,631
♪ Planted flag
in the desert sand ♪

1577
01:44:16,664 --> 01:44:20,903
♪ The old country
and the promised land ♪

1578
01:44:27,943 --> 01:44:31,213
♪ Dreams don't lie
when they're coming in ♪

1579
01:44:31,247 --> 01:44:35,918
♪ Whose fault is it
for the shape I'm in? ♪

1580
01:44:42,958 --> 01:44:46,362
♪ And I bet a compass
won't get you far ♪

1581
01:44:46,395 --> 01:44:51,200
♪ You're most ways gone
in a Mason jar ♪

1582
01:44:57,840 --> 01:45:01,177
♪ And all the best ideas
been had ♪

1583
01:45:01,210 --> 01:45:05,981
♪ Whose fault is it
when you feel so bad? ♪

1584
01:45:11,787 --> 01:45:15,858
♪ When the night gets darker ♪

1585
01:45:15,891 --> 01:45:17,793
♪ Buildings burn ♪

1586
01:45:19,661 --> 01:45:22,998
♪ Blame it on the rooster ♪

1587
01:45:23,032 --> 01:45:25,801
♪ When the day returns ♪

1588
01:45:26,936 --> 01:45:29,071
♪ When the day returns ♪

1589
01:45:35,377 --> 01:45:39,215
♪ May be silver
and it may be gold ♪

1590
01:45:39,248 --> 01:45:43,352
♪ Whose fault is it
when they let you go? ♪

1591
01:45:49,458 --> 01:45:52,094
♪ When the night gets darker ♪

1592
01:45:53,362 --> 01:45:55,131
♪ Buildings burn ♪

1593
01:45:57,099 --> 01:46:00,369
♪ Blame it on the rooster ♪

1594
01:46:00,402 --> 01:46:03,205
♪ When the day returns ♪

1595
01:46:04,807 --> 01:46:06,674
♪ Mm-mm ♪

1596
01:46:09,311 --> 01:46:13,082
♪ Dogs will bark
and birds will sing ♪

1597
01:46:13,115 --> 01:46:16,819
♪ But they won't tell you
anything ♪

1598
01:46:16,852 --> 01:46:20,289
♪ And when the dog's
about to break ♪

1599
01:46:20,322 --> 01:46:22,191
♪ The cock will crow ♪

1600
01:46:22,224 --> 01:46:27,029
♪ That's all it takes ♪

1601
01:46:44,880 --> 01:46:48,450
♪ God makes way
for a starting line ♪

1602
01:46:48,484 --> 01:46:53,155
♪ This land is yours
this land is mine ♪

1603
01:46:59,862 --> 01:47:03,132
♪ Sold me all the stars above ♪

1604
01:47:03,165 --> 01:47:08,037
♪ Whose fault is it
when you fall in love? ♪

1605
01:47:13,442 --> 01:47:16,378
♪ When the night gets darker ♪

1606
01:47:17,779 --> 01:47:19,315
♪ Buildings burn ♪

1607
01:47:21,217 --> 01:47:24,520
♪ Blame it on the rooster ♪

1608
01:47:24,553 --> 01:47:27,156
♪ When the day returns ♪

1609
01:47:28,891 --> 01:47:32,161
♪ Blame it on the rooster ♪

1610
01:47:32,194 --> 01:47:35,763
♪ When the day returns ♪

1611
01:47:35,798 --> 01:47:39,802
♪ Yeah, blame it
on the rooster ♪

1612
01:47:39,835 --> 01:47:42,371
♪ When the day returns ♪

1613
01:47:43,539 --> 01:47:46,375
♪ When the day returns ♪