1 00:00:06,931 --> 00:00:08,768 Wait, look, look. 2 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:12,399 - Mr. O's underwear sticking out. - Oh, my God! 3 00:00:12,483 --> 00:00:17,577 I would like put my head in the butt part 4 00:00:17,911 --> 00:00:21,794 and I would wear it on my face as a mask to fall asleep. 5 00:00:21,877 --> 00:00:24,090 All right, settle down, settle down, people. 6 00:00:24,173 --> 00:00:26,052 All right, it's Monday. We got a lot to get through. 7 00:00:26,135 --> 00:00:30,352 But first and foremost is signing up for your mandatory community service project. 8 00:00:30,435 --> 00:00:32,524 More like community suck-vice. 9 00:00:33,149 --> 00:00:35,153 I doubt that you will be saying that 10 00:00:35,237 --> 00:00:39,161 when you hear these extremely cool options. 11 00:00:39,287 --> 00:00:43,211 OK, Sam's dad is delivering meals to the homeless. 12 00:00:43,295 --> 00:00:45,925 PB&J making party at my house! 13 00:00:47,929 --> 00:00:50,434 Yeah... all right. 14 00:00:50,768 --> 00:00:52,479 There's a river trash pick up. 15 00:00:52,564 --> 00:00:54,985 - You can scrape gum off the bridge. - That one. 16 00:00:55,110 --> 00:00:57,949 And finally, Heather's mom... 17 00:00:58,033 --> 00:01:01,372 is hosting a fashion show at the nursing home. Huh? 18 00:01:01,456 --> 00:01:02,584 OK, now I am so excited. 19 00:01:02,667 --> 00:01:03,836 Sign up sheets are in the hallway. 20 00:01:03,919 --> 00:01:05,297 OK, go now! Go, go, go! 21 00:01:05,380 --> 00:01:06,967 Calmly! No running! 22 00:01:07,051 --> 00:01:11,017 Maya Ishii-Peters, sign it! 23 00:01:11,685 --> 00:01:12,771 No! 24 00:01:13,648 --> 00:01:15,735 No, I'm getting in. I got it, I got it, I got it. 25 00:01:15,818 --> 00:01:19,200 Guys, guys, stop it, stop it. It's my mom, not yours, OK? It's my mom. 26 00:01:19,283 --> 00:01:21,789 Yes! 27 00:01:21,872 --> 00:01:23,333 Personal space. Is it your mom? 28 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:25,128 - I don't think so. - Maya, we're gonna be supermodels. 29 00:01:25,212 --> 00:01:27,216 # High # 30 00:01:27,509 --> 00:01:30,932 # I am high # 31 00:01:31,349 --> 00:01:34,021 # That view I showed to you # 32 00:01:34,146 --> 00:01:37,612 # Is just a lie # 33 00:01:37,779 --> 00:01:41,327 # You take what you want You get what you take # 34 00:01:41,494 --> 00:01:45,043 # High, high, high # 35 00:01:46,462 --> 00:01:49,511 Litter and say bye to nature as we know it. 36 00:01:50,095 --> 00:01:52,224 Here. Pass this around. 37 00:01:52,725 --> 00:01:54,437 She's at that group. Go ask her. 38 00:01:55,105 --> 00:01:56,608 Spending time with the elderly 39 00:01:56,692 --> 00:01:58,696 - can be so rewarding. - Mm-hmm. 40 00:01:58,863 --> 00:02:01,325 Whenever Heather and I visit her grandma in the home, 41 00:02:01,535 --> 00:02:02,787 I think to myself, 42 00:02:02,871 --> 00:02:05,835 no one else even notices these people besides us. 43 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:06,920 So true, you guys! 44 00:02:07,505 --> 00:02:12,055 I mean, some of these older people haven't been noticed in 40, 50 years. 45 00:02:12,682 --> 00:02:14,728 Yeah. So let's fix that. 46 00:02:14,811 --> 00:02:18,569 Now what turns heads more than a big, beautiful hat? 47 00:02:19,236 --> 00:02:20,573 Almost nothing. 48 00:02:20,656 --> 00:02:22,451 Oh, my God. That's so true. Wow! 49 00:02:22,535 --> 00:02:24,915 Luckily, I have my own new line of hats... 50 00:02:26,794 --> 00:02:28,547 - Deb's Darling Designs. - Aw! 51 00:02:29,089 --> 00:02:30,843 - Oh, my God! - Holy shit! 52 00:02:30,927 --> 00:02:35,895 And each of you will be wearing one of my creations as you walk the runway 53 00:02:35,978 --> 00:02:39,694 with one of Franklin County's most forgotten old people... 54 00:02:39,820 --> 00:02:43,409 Hey, um, why aren't you in your boyfriend's group? 55 00:02:43,994 --> 00:02:45,497 She can't leave her best friend. 56 00:02:45,706 --> 00:02:48,044 Excuse me. Can you please go back to your own circle? 57 00:02:48,086 --> 00:02:49,673 Go! 58 00:02:49,756 --> 00:02:52,219 Anyway, as I was saying. 59 00:02:52,302 --> 00:02:55,058 The actual fashion show is on Saturday... 60 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:56,895 ...but we'II have two rehearsals before that 61 00:02:56,979 --> 00:02:58,439 to make sure you're good at modeling. 62 00:02:58,524 --> 00:03:00,820 The first rehearsal is tomorrow afternoon. 63 00:03:00,903 --> 00:03:02,949 Heather, don't speak over me, sweetie. 64 00:03:03,408 --> 00:03:06,080 So, please. This is essential. 65 00:03:06,122 --> 00:03:09,336 Bring a professional photo of yourself to the rehearsal. 66 00:03:09,420 --> 00:03:11,257 Headshots at the mall after school 67 00:03:11,340 --> 00:03:12,969 - so we get the best hats. - Yay! 68 00:03:14,054 --> 00:03:16,935 So where...where are you guys meeting at the... 69 00:03:17,102 --> 00:03:19,440 Should we meet at the Orange Julius? Or like... 70 00:03:19,524 --> 00:03:22,237 Oh, we actually already have reservations. 71 00:03:22,321 --> 00:03:23,699 Cool, so do we so... 72 00:03:23,782 --> 00:03:25,745 - Sorry. - Yeah, I know we can't come either. 73 00:03:25,828 --> 00:03:26,788 It's fine. 74 00:03:26,955 --> 00:03:30,713 - Well, bye, you guys. Whatever. - Bye, see you guys tomorrow. 75 00:03:31,047 --> 00:03:32,800 - I have a plan. - OK, what? 76 00:03:33,009 --> 00:03:35,096 There's a spot right near my house 77 00:03:35,180 --> 00:03:38,102 and I feel like our pictures will look exactly like theirs. 78 00:03:38,144 --> 00:03:39,898 - Promise? - I pinky promise. 79 00:03:39,981 --> 00:03:42,235 So... what's the plan? 80 00:03:43,112 --> 00:03:44,658 Oh, you are still here? 81 00:03:46,578 --> 00:03:50,670 Oh, my gosh, I knew yours was gonna be beautiful. Great. 82 00:03:50,753 --> 00:03:53,132 Oh, so nice. And you know, tomorrow, 83 00:03:53,174 --> 00:03:56,515 our next rehearsal, you'll be meeting your mature partners! 84 00:03:56,598 --> 00:03:58,059 Won't that be fun? 85 00:03:59,521 --> 00:04:00,898 Jeez! 86 00:04:02,192 --> 00:04:06,492 OK... These photos are just incredible. So beautiful. 87 00:04:06,576 --> 00:04:09,833 The zig-zaggy part is so cute and so is your eye shadow. 88 00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:11,837 - Oh, my God, you guys. - Oh, my God. 89 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:15,678 I think your mothers knew what they were doing, 90 00:04:15,761 --> 00:04:17,305 they got you dressed up. 91 00:04:17,765 --> 00:04:20,771 Oh, my God! That lip-shade! 92 00:04:20,855 --> 00:04:22,859 - Can I borrow that? - Yes! 93 00:04:29,204 --> 00:04:30,958 Anna, you look so pretty! 94 00:04:31,167 --> 00:04:32,712 Aw. Thanks. 95 00:04:35,251 --> 00:04:37,178 Huh. 96 00:04:37,220 --> 00:04:41,395 Anna, what... what? I don't know what that is in your photo. 97 00:04:41,479 --> 00:04:43,441 - That's a fan - It's a fan. 98 00:04:43,525 --> 00:04:46,865 OK, you know normally if you want that kind of the airbrush look, 99 00:04:47,115 --> 00:04:48,535 you don't keep the fan in. 100 00:04:48,619 --> 00:04:50,330 Um, thank you for the note. 101 00:04:50,413 --> 00:04:52,167 I don't know what you're doing here, Maya. 102 00:04:52,794 --> 00:04:54,463 You know, you almost look like you were missing 103 00:04:54,547 --> 00:04:56,383 and I know you're not because you're right there. 104 00:04:56,467 --> 00:04:57,469 But I wouldn't even put that. 105 00:04:57,553 --> 00:04:59,348 Honestly I wouldn't even put that on a milk carton. 106 00:04:59,431 --> 00:05:00,601 Thank you for the note. 107 00:05:00,684 --> 00:05:03,439 So, Terra, you know, she looks like she's from the 1800s. 108 00:05:03,524 --> 00:05:07,239 But it's on modern paper and that...that matters. 109 00:05:07,364 --> 00:05:09,493 I found that dress in the river. 110 00:05:10,579 --> 00:05:12,792 OK, so let's go try out our outfits. 111 00:05:12,875 --> 00:05:14,044 OK? Yay! 112 00:05:14,504 --> 00:05:16,967 I can basically see my reflection in your lip-gloss. 113 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:19,429 - You look so cute! - So shiny! 114 00:05:19,514 --> 00:05:21,977 Oh, my God! 115 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:23,647 - Do you have any lip-gloss? - What? 116 00:05:23,730 --> 00:05:25,985 Thanks for letting me borrow these shoes, Heather Feather. 117 00:05:26,193 --> 00:05:27,279 Duh, babe. 118 00:05:29,742 --> 00:05:32,289 - Oh, my God! - What? 119 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:36,255 - Heather's wearing a thong. - Oh, my God, no way. 120 00:05:36,380 --> 00:05:37,215 Yeah. 121 00:05:37,257 --> 00:05:40,556 Do I recognize that pink top, Miss Rebecca? 122 00:05:40,639 --> 00:05:42,727 Um, yeah, Heather let me borrow it. 123 00:05:42,810 --> 00:05:47,570 Um, Heather do you have a pink tank that I could borrow? 124 00:05:47,695 --> 00:05:48,906 Because I lost mine. 125 00:05:48,989 --> 00:05:53,665 Um... I'm sorry I'm not really allowed to let people borrow my clothes. 126 00:05:53,749 --> 00:05:55,001 You know, sometimes people lose them. 127 00:05:55,126 --> 00:05:58,257 That's cool like we can buy some 'cause we have... 128 00:05:58,550 --> 00:05:59,928 - Money. - Money. 129 00:06:00,011 --> 00:06:00,846 Yeah. 130 00:06:00,971 --> 00:06:02,432 OK, you three... 131 00:06:02,516 --> 00:06:04,436 can...can you come over here for a second, doll? 132 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:06,691 - You three... - Yeah? 133 00:06:06,775 --> 00:06:11,492 OK can you, um, look more like the other girls with your outfits? 134 00:06:11,576 --> 00:06:13,120 You know because I'd like the outfits to be 135 00:06:13,204 --> 00:06:15,291 more uniform to match the hats. 136 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:16,335 Uh-huh. 137 00:06:16,377 --> 00:06:19,049 My hats can do a lot of work but they can't, you know, do everything. 138 00:06:19,132 --> 00:06:22,097 So, can we jus... There we go. Like, just... yeah. 139 00:06:22,180 --> 00:06:24,727 - Like this? - You know, back, back, back, 140 00:06:24,811 --> 00:06:25,688 there we go. 141 00:06:25,813 --> 00:06:28,777 - Jess, you got the best hat. - Oh, thank you, 142 00:06:28,902 --> 00:06:30,446 but Heather definitely got the best hat. 143 00:06:30,531 --> 00:06:32,325 It is quite flattering for me. 144 00:06:32,450 --> 00:06:34,329 - It's just so... oh, so amazing. - Your hat, like, 145 00:06:34,454 --> 00:06:35,290 - match matched your hair. - So cute. 146 00:06:35,331 --> 00:06:38,296 Guys, do you want to see my grandma's room? 147 00:06:38,337 --> 00:06:40,341 - Duh, yes! - Oh, my God! 148 00:06:40,466 --> 00:06:45,059 There's actually, like, not enough room for everyone so... 149 00:06:45,101 --> 00:06:46,604 Um... 150 00:06:46,646 --> 00:06:50,529 Ooh, how about raise your hand if you've been to Heather's house before? 151 00:06:50,612 --> 00:06:51,823 That's who can come. 152 00:06:56,457 --> 00:06:57,375 When? 153 00:06:57,793 --> 00:06:59,589 Girl Scouts in second grade. 154 00:06:59,672 --> 00:07:00,924 Follow me, guys. 155 00:07:03,597 --> 00:07:06,603 - Great idea, Becca. - Thanks. I know, right? 156 00:07:06,728 --> 00:07:08,481 Your hat matched your hair. 157 00:07:15,369 --> 00:07:17,708 What? 158 00:07:19,754 --> 00:07:21,006 Look in there. 159 00:07:24,096 --> 00:07:26,935 - Oh, my God. I know. - This is what they were using. 160 00:07:38,499 --> 00:07:39,710 No! 161 00:07:47,142 --> 00:07:50,356 Oh... my... 162 00:07:52,318 --> 00:07:55,116 - Wait. Why did she take that off? - I don't know. 163 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:57,412 Wait, I dare you to try it on. 164 00:07:59,457 --> 00:08:02,213 What? I dare you. 165 00:08:03,132 --> 00:08:04,760 I triple dog dare you. 166 00:08:08,434 --> 00:08:10,354 - Yeah! - This is... Oh, my God! 167 00:08:10,438 --> 00:08:11,691 - Wait. - Shh! 168 00:08:11,774 --> 00:08:13,695 I can't say no to a triple dog dare. I can do it. 169 00:08:15,031 --> 00:08:16,325 Wait, block me. 170 00:08:19,414 --> 00:08:20,667 - Oh, my... - Put it on, put it on. 171 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:22,671 Put it on, put it on. 172 00:08:22,755 --> 00:08:25,384 Oh, my God! How does it feel? 173 00:08:25,552 --> 00:08:27,806 - Crazy. - My God. Let me see. Turn around. 174 00:08:30,979 --> 00:08:32,858 - Wait, I wanna try it on! - Ow! 175 00:08:32,942 --> 00:08:34,779 Wait, I wanna try it on. Let me try it on. 176 00:08:34,904 --> 00:08:37,743 - Stop. Stop. - No, I wanna try it. Let me! 177 00:08:37,826 --> 00:08:40,039 - Oh, my God! - Heather, stop! 178 00:08:41,542 --> 00:08:42,878 Put your pants on. 179 00:08:43,337 --> 00:08:45,258 Someone's coming here... 180 00:08:46,301 --> 00:08:47,972 Put your pants on. 181 00:08:48,097 --> 00:08:49,349 - Stop moving. - Stop. 182 00:08:50,727 --> 00:08:51,854 Stop. 183 00:08:51,938 --> 00:08:53,482 Good one, Heather. 184 00:08:56,739 --> 00:08:58,618 Your mom's honking outside. 185 00:08:58,702 --> 00:09:00,037 - OK. - Thanks, Becca. 186 00:09:00,121 --> 00:09:02,458 - You're welcome. - Wait, Anna, Anna, Anna. 187 00:09:03,503 --> 00:09:05,339 Why are your pants off? 188 00:09:05,423 --> 00:09:07,260 - They weren't. - They weren't. 189 00:09:07,761 --> 00:09:12,478 - Oh, here, that was so fun. - Yeah. 190 00:09:12,563 --> 00:09:14,357 I had a great time. 191 00:09:14,942 --> 00:09:15,902 OK. 192 00:09:20,912 --> 00:09:22,457 See you tomorrow. 193 00:09:29,847 --> 00:09:32,477 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - I can't believe that happened. 194 00:09:32,603 --> 00:09:34,649 I didn't mean to steal. I'm gonna give back to her tomorrow 195 00:09:34,732 --> 00:09:35,942 - after I wash it. Yeah. - No, no, no. 196 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:38,364 - No, that's not fair. - What do you mean? 197 00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:40,493 You got to try it on and I didn't it. 198 00:09:40,702 --> 00:09:42,413 Fine, you can have it. It's on you then. 199 00:09:42,497 --> 00:09:43,875 - OK, fine. - OK, then good. 200 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,921 Give it...give it... Give it to me in the car. 201 00:09:46,004 --> 00:09:47,508 I will, it hurts. Have fun. 202 00:09:47,841 --> 00:09:48,885 Hi, girls. 203 00:09:48,968 --> 00:09:50,597 How did the community service go? 204 00:09:51,181 --> 00:09:53,268 I don't know, we learn stuff, Mom, like... 205 00:09:53,352 --> 00:09:54,605 All right. 206 00:09:55,774 --> 00:09:57,276 - Seatbelt, girls. - OK 207 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:58,738 - Let's just drive. - OK. 208 00:09:58,863 --> 00:10:00,074 Maya... 209 00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:08,257 I'm washing my hands for a while so no one bother me. 210 00:11:22,196 --> 00:11:24,952 One, two, three. 211 00:11:26,873 --> 00:11:27,708 Freak! 212 00:11:31,757 --> 00:11:33,595 Damn, white lady. 213 00:11:37,310 --> 00:11:41,234 - Yo - Hi, Shuji, is Maya there please? 214 00:11:41,318 --> 00:11:42,486 Bitch here she be. 215 00:11:43,488 --> 00:11:46,286 Woah, you sound different. Um... 216 00:11:46,369 --> 00:11:50,670 Anyways, I was just thinking I'm just, like, feeling a little, like, guilty. 217 00:11:50,712 --> 00:11:53,635 - Are you feeling the same thing? - Yes, bothering me a lot. 218 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:55,764 You know, I just want to make sure that you wash it 219 00:11:56,181 --> 00:11:58,477 and that we give it back to her, like, put it in her bag tomorrow. 220 00:11:58,645 --> 00:12:02,401 Uh-huh. For sure, washing it right now. 221 00:12:03,362 --> 00:12:05,491 We're just not that kind of people, like... 222 00:12:05,659 --> 00:12:07,119 we won't take something on purpose, you know. 223 00:12:08,665 --> 00:12:09,792 Bye! 224 00:12:10,543 --> 00:12:13,131 Bye! 225 00:12:39,350 --> 00:12:40,520 Hey. 226 00:12:40,645 --> 00:12:41,647 Hey. 227 00:12:41,981 --> 00:12:44,820 You notice anything different about me? 228 00:12:45,446 --> 00:12:46,866 Baby got back. 229 00:12:47,324 --> 00:12:49,037 You still have... Are you serious? 230 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,124 - Maya, no. - What? 231 00:12:51,207 --> 00:12:53,713 You promised that we give it back, like, stop. 232 00:12:53,838 --> 00:12:56,969 Right, you seriously need to chill 'cause I'm gonna give it back tomorrow. 233 00:12:57,011 --> 00:12:59,725 Like, nine people have looked at my butt and my boobs for some reason 234 00:12:59,808 --> 00:13:02,606 and I've literally only been here for ten minutes. 235 00:13:03,231 --> 00:13:04,067 Nine. 236 00:13:05,027 --> 00:13:06,071 Hey, bowl cut. 237 00:13:06,196 --> 00:13:07,657 I mean Maya. 238 00:13:08,033 --> 00:13:09,452 Don't look at me. 239 00:13:11,164 --> 00:13:11,999 Ten. 240 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:15,840 OK, you got checked out ten times. Like I do... I do, too. 241 00:13:15,924 --> 00:13:16,801 Like... 242 00:13:18,261 --> 00:13:20,390 - Oh, Alex, look. - Oh, shit. 243 00:13:24,942 --> 00:13:26,402 - I need it. - What? 244 00:13:26,486 --> 00:13:28,198 It, it, it. 245 00:13:28,281 --> 00:13:29,910 - Anna. - Maya. 246 00:13:29,952 --> 00:13:32,039 - What? No. - Give it to me. 247 00:13:32,081 --> 00:13:34,711 Give me the... Give me the thing. 248 00:13:46,902 --> 00:13:47,988 Hey. 249 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,837 Let's make love. 250 00:13:56,505 --> 00:13:58,551 I do it all the time. 251 00:14:10,867 --> 00:14:12,746 What happened to your neck? 252 00:14:12,871 --> 00:14:17,254 OK, I'm sorry. OK. 253 00:14:17,338 --> 00:14:19,175 She almost caught us. 254 00:14:26,356 --> 00:14:29,362 So, now that you've met your Fashion Show partners, 255 00:14:29,529 --> 00:14:34,163 it's important between now and Saturday to really bond, OK? 256 00:14:34,288 --> 00:14:38,965 So turn to your partner and ask if you are a hat what kind would you be? 257 00:14:39,090 --> 00:14:40,635 I don't really wear hats. 258 00:14:40,927 --> 00:14:43,056 Oh, Heather, you're so pretty, 259 00:14:43,139 --> 00:14:45,853 if I were a hat I'd be you. 260 00:14:46,396 --> 00:14:49,443 - You make my hair flat. - Oh, your hair is beautiful. 261 00:14:49,528 --> 00:14:51,740 - Your hair is beautiful. - No, it's not. 262 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,451 I literally already love you. 263 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:55,665 I'm not kidding. 264 00:14:55,790 --> 00:14:58,713 - You're not? Wow. - No. 265 00:14:58,838 --> 00:15:00,550 Chew, chew. 266 00:15:02,929 --> 00:15:08,314 If I were a hat I would be of... a kind of like... 267 00:15:11,154 --> 00:15:12,322 - Oh, my God. - We could get... 268 00:15:12,448 --> 00:15:14,326 I'll give you... I'll give you a manicure. 269 00:15:14,452 --> 00:15:16,832 - OK. - You give me a foot massage. 270 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,334 OK... now? 271 00:15:23,846 --> 00:15:28,146 Can...can... Hel... Can you... Can you let go? 272 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:29,649 You're hurting me. 273 00:15:31,027 --> 00:15:34,158 Pu, let go. Let go, Pu. 274 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:38,500 Pu diddly Pu, Pu diddly Pu, let go, yeah? 275 00:15:44,971 --> 00:15:47,017 Heath, are you OK? 276 00:15:47,101 --> 00:15:48,979 Yeah, I'm fine I just... 277 00:15:50,273 --> 00:15:54,198 lost something. My mom is going to kill me. 278 00:15:54,281 --> 00:15:56,620 Maybe one of us took it home accidentally. 279 00:15:56,703 --> 00:16:02,047 - What is it? - Um... it-it's private, you guys. 280 00:16:02,172 --> 00:16:05,888 I can't really tell you, but it's...it's pink. 281 00:16:05,930 --> 00:16:06,890 OK. 282 00:16:07,015 --> 00:16:08,686 - Let's look for it. - That's all we need to know. 283 00:16:09,019 --> 00:16:10,940 OK, that's a good start. 284 00:16:11,984 --> 00:16:13,069 Look, don't worry. 285 00:16:13,194 --> 00:16:14,698 - Can I look in your bag? - Yeah. 286 00:16:17,787 --> 00:16:19,081 Pink? 287 00:16:19,206 --> 00:16:21,587 - Anna, why aren't you looking? - I am. 288 00:16:21,670 --> 00:16:25,218 Someone took it by accident, it's just really important. 289 00:16:25,260 --> 00:16:26,513 Look in your bag. 290 00:16:26,597 --> 00:16:29,644 I literally looked everywhere, you guys. I'm freaking out. 291 00:16:31,648 --> 00:16:33,903 Oh, my God, I feel so bad for Heather. 292 00:16:33,986 --> 00:16:35,907 I mean, like, we should definitely give it back. 293 00:16:35,990 --> 00:16:37,869 Like tonight or like... 294 00:16:39,079 --> 00:16:41,835 - Tomorrow, yeah. - Tomorrow, yeah. 295 00:16:42,879 --> 00:16:45,091 - Tomorrow. - Tomorrow. 296 00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:58,744 - Tomorrow - Seriously, Anna... 297 00:16:58,953 --> 00:17:01,667 give it to me between classes I'm gonna give it to her. 298 00:17:02,502 --> 00:17:04,296 Such a hypocrite! 299 00:17:15,653 --> 00:17:16,530 Tomorrow. 300 00:17:20,161 --> 00:17:21,330 Tomorrow. 301 00:17:23,711 --> 00:17:24,713 Hi, Anna. 302 00:17:39,283 --> 00:17:40,995 - Tomorrow. - What? 303 00:17:42,205 --> 00:17:44,544 Twenty. 25, 30, I have thirty. Thirty, 35, 40, I have forty. 304 00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:45,588 I have forty. 305 00:17:45,713 --> 00:17:48,677 My tallies are through the roof. My gel pen is basically out of gel. 306 00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,598 - So, listen to me. - I'm listening. 307 00:17:50,681 --> 00:17:53,102 - OK, so we have the thing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 308 00:17:53,186 --> 00:17:55,315 - We gotta give it back. - We gotta give it back. 309 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:59,406 Tomorrow... 310 00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:02,204 - So. To... - After the... 311 00:18:02,329 --> 00:18:04,333 - After the show. - ...the show. 312 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,003 - After the show. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. After the show. 313 00:18:06,045 --> 00:18:07,005 - After the show. - We are on the same page. 314 00:18:07,089 --> 00:18:08,007 We'll give it back after the show. 315 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,761 - OK, great. - After the fashion show. 316 00:18:09,844 --> 00:18:11,848 - Yeah. - Who has show dips? 317 00:18:14,688 --> 00:18:16,315 There, let's... 318 00:18:16,357 --> 00:18:19,113 - It's only fair rock, paper, scissor. - OK. I don't care. 319 00:18:19,196 --> 00:18:20,783 On 15, go. 320 00:18:32,890 --> 00:18:34,101 Oh, my God. 321 00:18:36,940 --> 00:18:39,069 OK, ladies, listen up. 322 00:18:39,863 --> 00:18:41,742 We don't have much time before the show 323 00:18:41,825 --> 00:18:44,664 but as you know something of Heather's was stolen. 324 00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:45,750 A thong. 325 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,714 Please call it underwear, mom. 326 00:18:48,797 --> 00:18:49,883 Shut up, sweetie. 327 00:18:49,924 --> 00:18:52,638 Everybody, stand up and get in a circle please. 328 00:18:52,722 --> 00:18:55,351 And whoever took Heather's thong 329 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,648 is going to put it in the middle of the table 330 00:18:57,732 --> 00:19:01,990 and no one will know because we're going to just turn around, 331 00:19:02,073 --> 00:19:06,373 close our eyes and hum on the count of three. OK? 332 00:19:06,499 --> 00:19:08,085 One, two, three. 333 00:19:23,199 --> 00:19:25,871 OK, open your eyes. 334 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:31,633 - Yeah, yeah, you guys. - Really? 335 00:19:31,716 --> 00:19:33,434 - Gone. - OK, I see. 336 00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:35,223 No one giving back. OK. OK. 337 00:19:35,306 --> 00:19:37,435 Well, I don't have time for this shit. 338 00:19:37,562 --> 00:19:39,314 I have to take care of the elderly. 339 00:19:39,398 --> 00:19:42,697 So, Heather, you're gonna just have to wear the panties you have on. 340 00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:48,082 Guys, seriously, this isn't funny anymore. Like, if someone took Heather's thong, 341 00:19:48,124 --> 00:19:50,336 - just say so. - Yeah, you guys... 342 00:19:51,088 --> 00:19:53,342 It must have been Anna, Maya or Terra. 343 00:19:53,802 --> 00:19:55,346 - What? - What? 344 00:19:55,723 --> 00:19:57,560 The Bible says no thongs. 345 00:19:57,685 --> 00:19:59,271 Anna and Maya, you guys were in the changing room 346 00:19:59,354 --> 00:20:01,610 when all of us went to see Grandma Mary's room on Monday. 347 00:20:01,735 --> 00:20:03,864 That's probably when you stole it, just admit it. 348 00:20:03,947 --> 00:20:07,120 - That's insane, you're literally crazy. - What? 349 00:20:07,203 --> 00:20:08,205 Show me your underwear. 350 00:20:08,289 --> 00:20:11,420 - OK, show you our underwear? - Show me just the top. 351 00:20:11,462 --> 00:20:12,590 Are you crazy? 352 00:20:12,673 --> 00:20:14,969 - Oh, Maya, show her your underwear. - OK, show your underwear. 353 00:20:15,094 --> 00:20:16,598 Show me your underwear. 354 00:20:16,723 --> 00:20:20,438 You guys, you guys, you guys, this is getting really out of hand. 355 00:20:20,564 --> 00:20:22,192 I agree and you're perverted. 356 00:20:22,275 --> 00:20:24,822 Can we just let it go, Becca? 357 00:20:25,866 --> 00:20:29,582 Let's do the show, let's do the show, I'm really... I'm really sorry. 358 00:20:29,624 --> 00:20:31,085 I'm sorry you lost it. 359 00:20:31,168 --> 00:20:32,838 Do you guys remember it's about the hats? 360 00:20:38,015 --> 00:20:41,940 Hello, welcome to the Hat Extravaganza. 361 00:20:42,482 --> 00:20:44,152 Thank you so much for coming. 362 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:47,785 I realized a lot of you were already here so thank you for leaving your rooms. 363 00:20:47,910 --> 00:20:51,668 Also I'd like to thank my pals from my book club/wine club for being here. 364 00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:53,880 So, please just enjoy yourself. 365 00:20:54,172 --> 00:20:56,343 OK, here we go, let's get crazy. 366 00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:28,199 Liar! 367 00:21:37,927 --> 00:21:40,431 - She's gonna pull your pants down. - Who? 368 00:21:40,516 --> 00:21:42,937 Becca... Becca's gonna pull your pants down. 369 00:21:57,465 --> 00:22:00,973 Oh, no, no, no, stop it. What's wrong with you? Come with me. 370 00:22:01,056 --> 00:22:01,975 Come with me. 371 00:22:10,283 --> 00:22:13,497 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, we got away with it. 372 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,209 Oh, my God. 373 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:16,546 Oh, my God. We got away with it, Anna. 374 00:22:16,588 --> 00:22:17,756 What are you talking about, we got away with it? 375 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,052 I was embarrassed in front of the entire retirement community. 376 00:22:20,094 --> 00:22:21,471 - Oh, my God! - Take off the thong. We don't need it. 377 00:22:21,556 --> 00:22:24,979 - No. I'm keeping it. - "No"? 378 00:22:25,062 --> 00:22:27,233 - Anna, stop it, stop it. - Take it off, take it off. 379 00:22:27,275 --> 00:22:29,362 - Anna, stop it. You're gonna break it. - We're not stealers. We're not stealers. 380 00:22:29,487 --> 00:22:31,241 Stop! 381 00:22:31,576 --> 00:22:32,786 Stop! 382 00:22:32,870 --> 00:22:34,497 No! 383 00:22:36,084 --> 00:22:38,255 Are you seriously serious? 384 00:22:38,339 --> 00:22:40,761 You, like, burned my asshole. 385 00:22:40,886 --> 00:22:42,640 I'm freaking seriously dead serious 386 00:22:42,765 --> 00:22:45,144 'cause that thing was ripping everybody apart. 387 00:22:45,228 --> 00:22:48,359 You literally just, like, ruined my life! 388 00:22:49,110 --> 00:22:51,406 That thong ruined you. 389 00:22:52,660 --> 00:22:55,958 - Damn it. - And my vagina. 390 00:22:59,089 --> 00:23:02,888 I have to say sometimes things just don't turn out like you planned them, right? 391 00:23:02,972 --> 00:23:05,059 And I apologize for that. 392 00:23:05,142 --> 00:23:07,397 You should be apologizing to me. 393 00:23:09,025 --> 00:23:12,616 I literally can't talk to you right now when you have an attitude like that. 394 00:23:15,622 --> 00:23:21,049 Pu, can you please tell Anna that I'm not speaking to her either right now? 395 00:23:23,596 --> 00:23:24,682 Um, Pu... 396 00:23:25,684 --> 00:23:29,692 can you please tell Maya that sometimes you have to right your wrongs in life 397 00:23:29,817 --> 00:23:32,990 or karma will get you which is exactly what happened to me today? 398 00:23:33,073 --> 00:23:34,660 - Thank you very much. - You know what, Pu, 399 00:23:34,785 --> 00:23:37,916 you please tell Anna that I'd like a karma to run me over 400 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,587 because she destroyed the one thing 401 00:23:39,670 --> 00:23:41,883 that actually made me feel pretty like a normal human. 402 00:23:41,966 --> 00:23:44,304 - But you're pretty now. - No, I am not. 403 00:23:44,346 --> 00:23:47,644 What is this thing? I mean I want one. 404 00:23:47,686 --> 00:23:49,857 - We can't talk about it. - You know, it's like pink... 405 00:23:50,567 --> 00:23:55,159 and it like, it's like, it has, it's like a stretchy. 406 00:23:55,242 --> 00:23:56,244 It wasn't ours. 407 00:23:56,328 --> 00:23:58,666 Yeah, but when it was, it was really amazing. 408 00:23:59,084 --> 00:24:01,296 - See, you're overreacting right now. - No, I'm not. 409 00:24:01,380 --> 00:24:03,050 - Truly... Tru... Maya... - Anna... 410 00:24:03,133 --> 00:24:06,724 Truly your reaction is telling me that it's good that we destroyed it. 411 00:24:06,808 --> 00:24:09,437 That is literally the most messed up thing you could ever say 412 00:24:09,522 --> 00:24:11,859 because you weren't ugliest girl in school, OK? 413 00:24:11,984 --> 00:24:15,867 No, no, no, no, no, no, not to be corny, but I gotta say this... 414 00:24:16,368 --> 00:24:18,706 All my life I would grow a year older 415 00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:20,752 look back and think I was prettier the year before 416 00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:24,217 I never got to enjoy my beauty 417 00:24:24,342 --> 00:24:27,390 but I kept obsessing over it all the time. 418 00:24:28,225 --> 00:24:32,943 I wish someone had told me when I was younger that I was beautiful 419 00:24:33,026 --> 00:24:37,201 because of who I was not what I had. 420 00:24:45,927 --> 00:24:47,472 Is she choking? 421 00:24:49,100 --> 00:24:53,651 "I... am... beautiful." 422 00:24:53,776 --> 00:24:55,655 She's saying "I'm beautiful 423 00:24:55,739 --> 00:24:59,997 and I don't need things on my body 424 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:01,792 to make me feel beautiful." 425 00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:04,965 - You got that from that? - Yeah. 426 00:25:05,466 --> 00:25:06,384 Wow. 427 00:25:09,934 --> 00:25:12,856 How's everybody holding up? Pu? 428 00:25:14,025 --> 00:25:16,363 Something magical just happened. 429 00:25:19,870 --> 00:25:24,003 OK, Pu, stop it. 430 00:25:25,005 --> 00:25:27,260 I get it! OK? Let go. 431 00:25:28,470 --> 00:25:29,640 You know what to do. 432 00:25:40,286 --> 00:25:41,914 - Maya? - What? 433 00:25:58,488 --> 00:26:00,952 I'm not abandoning you. I'm just letting you go 434 00:26:01,912 --> 00:26:06,672 and you're gonna be loved just like I... love you. 435 00:26:06,797 --> 00:26:08,216 Bye. 436 00:26:09,344 --> 00:26:10,346 Bye. 437 00:26:13,018 --> 00:26:14,062 OK, let's go. 438 00:26:14,145 --> 00:26:15,815 - Let's go. - Are you OK? 439 00:26:15,857 --> 00:26:16,881 Yeah. 440 00:26:17,903 --> 00:26:20,074 - Proud of you. - Yeah. 441 00:26:20,366 --> 00:26:23,246 - Um, do I look OK? - Yeah. Do I? 442 00:26:23,998 --> 00:26:26,587 Yeah, but it's what's inside that counts, so... 443 00:26:26,671 --> 00:26:29,510 - Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. - Right. 444 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:48,756 # Oh, yeah # 445 00:26:52,012 --> 00:26:54,475 # I've been doing my own thing # 446 00:26:59,152 --> 00:27:00,655 Pu? Pu? 447 00:27:00,822 --> 00:27:02,408 I forgot your grapes, OK? 448 00:27:02,534 --> 00:27:06,082 Gonna get you some purples, OK? Purples. I'll be right back.