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Welcome!
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# I... #
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# I am high #
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# The you I show to you is just a lie #
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# You take what you want #
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# You give what you take #
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# The high, high, high #
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- OK, so screen names...
- OK.
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So I have three options here for me...
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Stardust4eva, Sclub7...
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- which might be taken already...
- Mm-hmm.
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...and Babyspice666.
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Isn't 666 like the Devil's number?
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No.
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Six is my favorite number
and my lucky number, so...
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Oh, my God!
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- Good job.
- I got mine.
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OK, cool, my turn.
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What do you mean?
I just signed on to mine.
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You got a screen name. Now it's my turn.
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But I haven't added any "Buddies".
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You, like, don't need to.
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You just have one buddy.
Your boyfriend buddy.
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Maya, that's not even funny.
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Like, we're barely boyfriend-girlfriend.
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Yeah, right.
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"Hi, Brendan. It's Anna.
I'm hogging the computer.
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I love you."
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Who's "hockey00?"
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It's Alex.
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Stop.
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So funny.
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My God!
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It's messed up.
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He probably got knocked off.
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- That's shady.
- That happens.
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That's not cool.
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- OK, let's talk to Sam.
- OK, fine.
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What's his screen name?
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OK.
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It is "LittlemanbigD1814"
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"Little man big D?"
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Ew!
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He's so nasty.
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It's funny, though.
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Type it in.
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Hey, hun. It's Anna.
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No, and me. Say, "Me, too."
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- Maya.
- Say, "Me" ah... "and Maya."
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OK.
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OK, he wants to know my screen name.
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I want to type.
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Don't have one yet. Dash from Maya.
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Tell me when you do.
Dash from Sam. TTYL.
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Oh, my God. Who's "Dogwigs2332?"
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Oh, my God, Brendan's online.
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Oh, my God!
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- Oh, my God.
- Stop. Should I respond?
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Like, what if Alex comes back on,
and I'm distracted.
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Yeah, but he's like your boyfriend,
so you have to respond.
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Yeah, I know. WUWU?
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"WUWU"?
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What the fuck is WUWU?
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Oh, my God.
He doesn't even know what WUWU means?
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I don't know what it means.
What does it mean?
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What's up with you.
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WUWU.
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I can't believe
you don't know what that means.
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Smiley face.
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OK, it's my turn.
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Maya, Brendan just IM'd me.
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No, let me set up my screen name.
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- Maya, we're talking.
- Give it.
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Stop! It's my turn!
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Please, don't break my keyboard.
Don't break my keyboard.
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Give it to me! Thank you. Finally, like...
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I just... OK, let me say good-bye.
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OK, say good-bye and then bye-bye forever.
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OK, screen name. So I'm gonna be...
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Viper911.
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- My God! What the eff! It's taken.
- I'm sorry, hun.
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- But look, AIM gives other options.
- Oh, yeah.
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Let me see.
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I'm just gonna do this one.
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- The "D" one?
- Yeah.
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It's Viper with a "D" 911.
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Diaper emergency!
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Think about it.
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I think it's, like, cool.
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Waz up dingleberry?
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Oh, my God!
Your screen name what the eff!
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Can I just check to see
if Brendan's still online?
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Anna, like, you were just talking to him.
You don't even like him that much.
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There he is.
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What's that thing next to his name?
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- It's weird.
- Oh, wait.
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He has a quote. It's like...
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Wait. That's about you.
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What do you mean?
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He's, like, obsessed with you.
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He wants to hug you.
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It's just an away message, Maya.
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OK, I wanna see who else is on.
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What the eff? Everyone's signing off.
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Have you ever been in a chatroom?
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OK, what's that one? M4m.
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Holy eff. No way, Maya!
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- What?
- Local one.
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"Hot people of Franklin County."
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Wait. Should we go in there?
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- Are we allowed?
- We're hot. We're in Franklin.
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OK, yeah, I guess they can't see
if we're hot or not, so just... do it.
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Do it.
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- Oh, my God.
- Uh, like, 16 people.
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Oh, my God.
This is so crazy.
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Say something.
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What do I say?
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- You do it.
- No, you do it.
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You do it.
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OK, fine.
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What do I say?
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OK. 'Sup hotties?
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I'm hot girl.
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Maya!
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Oh, my God.
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Wait. It's, like, going so fast,
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you know, it, like, gets lost.
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OK, Maya, "PhuckMaStick" just said "asl".
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What does "asl" stand for?
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Oh, my God. Can he see?
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Of course not.
My dad doesn't have a webcam.
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- Accept or decline?
- You do it. You do it.
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- Cool.
- Accept.
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OK.
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'Sup, baby.
How hot are you? Show me!
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- My God!
- Oh, my God!
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- Oh, my God, Maya.
- Oh, my God, 'Na, stop!
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- You're freaking me out.
- You're freaking me out.
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Stop!
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Hey, I need to use the phone right now...
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...so IM time is over.
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Got it.
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Like, now.
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- OK.
- OK.
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Look out.
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Good-bye.
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Listen, Sam,
it was, like, so messed up.
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It was crazy, crazy-crazy.
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Wait. You talked to some guy in town?
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Well, he can't find you
unless you've told him where you live.
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Are you say... We were in a room
for Franklin County for hot people,
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like, that's what we were in.
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He doesn't know your name.
Does he?
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Sam, you're scaring us. Why?
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Sam, stop. No.
He just knows our screen names, like...
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You're fine, Diper911.
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It's just for guys who wanna hook up.
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All right. I'm gonna hang up now.
Later, losers.
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Bye.
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Oh, my God.
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Stop. It's my mom. It's my mom.
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Jesus!
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- Love you.
- Love you, Anna.
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Maya.
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No. Frickin' like, "Do your homework."
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Sponges and sea stars,
like, it's not that hard.
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# Toc, tic, toc, tic #
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# Toc #
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- Maya?
- Welcome!
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Are you done with your homework?
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- You've got mail.
- Yeah. I'm doing it.
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Like, I need the computer
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for a research project, so...
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Research project?
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Yeah. It's due tomorrow.
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Tomorrow? Well, then hurry up
and finish it.
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Duh! It's literally what I'm doing,
so can you leave me alone, please?
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OK.
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So... I heard something today
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while I was, um,
driving Anna and Maya home.
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They were whispering, but...
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What?
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You have a boyfriend.
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- What?
- Mom, what, you spying on us?
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Who? Someone we know?
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Brandon.
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Mom, it's Brendan. It's not Brandon.
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You're not even a good spy,
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and we're just taking it
really, really slow.
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We just barely started going out.
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Is he a catch?
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Because you are catch. Kinda major catch.
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Curtis, is this from Wok N' Roll
or Shanghai?
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Because Wok N' Roll is the one
that made me sick
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after your mole removal.
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I thought that was Shanghai, so...
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OK, so this is Wok N' Roll.
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Seriously I reminded you this morning
before you left.
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Now again you made me...
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It's Chinese food.
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No, it's not Chinese food.
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That one place makes me sick,
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and the other place doesn't.
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I'm calling Anna for homework help.
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OK.
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- Hello?
- Oh, my God, 'Na!
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I'm back
in "Hot people of Franklin County."
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Oh, my God, you're back in?
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There's like 19 people in here.
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What are they saying?
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They're saying so many things,
like, "discrete?"
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"Purple pussy cat."
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- "Looking to play."
- You love playing.
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Oh, my God, some random guy
just IM'd me again.
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- 'Na...
- Oh, my God, Maya, be careful.
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Remember last time.
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Flymiamibro22.
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- That's a hot screen name.
- Yeah.
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OK, I'm clicking on it.
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He says, "Hey, hottie. Zup.
What you look like?"
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Oh, my God, 'Na, he thinks I'm hot,
and he's saying hi. Help me.
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- What do I say back?
- Well, he can't find our age.
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Yeah, obviously.
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OK, let's just say we're like...
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Well, um...
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We are both 13, so, like, 13 plus 13,
that's like 26.
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I'm just gonna say we're 26.
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Say we have blonde hair
and brown eyes,
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- like, if we were one person.
- OK. I love that.
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Blonde hair. Brown eyes.
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Oh, my God, he thinks we're hot.
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OK, wait.
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He's 30. He's a computer programmer
and a total gym rat.
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Oh, my God, he's a freaking gym rat.
That's like...
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what is that?
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OK. Are you hot?
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Um, it's a chatroom
for hot people.
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- Remember?
- Shh!
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Oh, my God, he says,
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"People tell me I'm hot but I am humble.
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It's not for me to say."
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That means he's hot.
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Wait, that's what people say that are hot.
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I know.
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I'm, like, into this guy.
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Oh, Maya, can you hold on?
I just have call waiting.
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OK.
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Hello?
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Hi. Can I please
speak to Anna please?
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This is Brendan Tooler speaking.
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Hi. It's Anna.
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Uh, hi.
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What's up? You called...
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Yeah, is that cool?
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Yeah, I just... I'm talking to
Maya on the other line
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so I'm just gonna have to...
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um, tell her that I'll call her back,
I guess.
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Oh. OK, sure.
259
00:14:42,262 --> 00:14:43,473
OK, hold on.
260
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,354
- Maya?
- What?
261
00:14:46,437 --> 00:14:47,941
Oh, my God, Brendan just called me.
262
00:14:48,024 --> 00:14:49,778
- Wait. Really?
- Like...
263
00:14:49,861 --> 00:14:51,030
- Oh, my God.
- ...are you kidding?
264
00:14:51,114 --> 00:14:52,742
Anna, this is like real...
265
00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:55,163
Um, can I call you back
and just talk to him for a minute, like...
266
00:14:55,247 --> 00:14:56,709
No. Go, go, go.
267
00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:58,838
I'm talking to Flymiami.
268
00:14:59,422 --> 00:15:00,758
Well, you're still
chatting with him?
269
00:15:00,842 --> 00:15:01,802
I know it's crazy.
270
00:15:01,927 --> 00:15:04,306
- Progress check in the morning.
- OK.
271
00:15:04,390 --> 00:15:05,935
- OK. Be good over there, bye!
- Bye.
272
00:15:13,701 --> 00:15:16,999
I like nature too.
273
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,921
Sand dunes.
274
00:15:20,005 --> 00:15:22,552
Ha. JK.
275
00:15:24,013 --> 00:15:25,057
Mm.
276
00:15:26,184 --> 00:15:27,937
I shouldn't have said that.
277
00:15:36,830 --> 00:15:38,083
That's like...
278
00:15:45,869 --> 00:15:47,230
# Yeah... #
279
00:16:00,503 --> 00:16:03,884
# I'm the one you need #
280
00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:20,417
# I'm the one you need #
281
00:16:24,425 --> 00:16:26,053
Flymiamibro?
282
00:16:26,847 --> 00:16:27,807
'Sup?
283
00:16:31,648 --> 00:16:33,443
Yo, girl,
you got an email address?
284
00:16:33,527 --> 00:16:35,071
Yeah, I'll give it to you, hottie.
285
00:16:35,155 --> 00:16:36,658
- That's hot.
- You're hot.
286
00:16:36,742 --> 00:16:38,954
- You're so fricking hot.
- I've never felt this way before.
287
00:16:39,038 --> 00:16:40,750
- Me neither. My heart's gonna burst.
- Bang!
288
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,754
- Am I dead?
- You could take it, bitch.
289
00:16:42,837 --> 00:16:43,923
Because I'm in heaven with you right now.
290
00:16:44,006 --> 00:16:45,551
- Bury me.
- When I think of other girls,
291
00:16:45,635 --> 00:16:46,637
I wanna barf my guts out.
292
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:50,435
I wanna eat that barf and guts up
like a big, old bowl of lentil soup.
293
00:16:50,519 --> 00:16:51,813
Yum, yum, yum, yum...
294
00:16:51,897 --> 00:16:53,399
Sometimes there's so much beauty
in the world
295
00:16:53,483 --> 00:16:54,401
I feel like I can't take it.
296
00:16:54,485 --> 00:16:56,740
I love you more than I love my own dad.
297
00:16:56,865 --> 00:16:57,867
- Maya-chan!
- Aah!
298
00:16:57,951 --> 00:16:59,370
Why are you still up?
299
00:17:03,545 --> 00:17:05,633
I just finished the research project.
300
00:17:06,802 --> 00:17:08,806
- Go to bed.
- OK.
301
00:17:15,611 --> 00:17:17,322
I think I'm in love.
302
00:17:19,744 --> 00:17:21,122
- Wow.
- Yeah.
303
00:17:21,205 --> 00:17:22,207
- Mai?
- Yeah.
304
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,003
- That's a really big word.
- No, I know.
305
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:26,382
And you just like, barely know him
is the only thing.
306
00:17:26,465 --> 00:17:28,637
No, I know, but, like,
sometimes you can just tell.
307
00:17:28,721 --> 00:17:31,017
- You haven't met him yet?
- It's from the way we're talking.
308
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:32,019
Wassup, Maya?
309
00:17:33,104 --> 00:17:33,981
Hey.
310
00:17:34,356 --> 00:17:37,864
See. Even Evan's way less hot to me
since I met Flymiamibro.
311
00:17:37,947 --> 00:17:40,620
- That's how you know.
- Oh, my God. Don't look.
312
00:17:40,703 --> 00:17:42,289
Hey, Anna. Hey, Maya.
313
00:17:42,372 --> 00:17:43,542
- Hey, Brendan.
- Hey.
314
00:17:44,836 --> 00:17:46,088
I burned this for you.
315
00:17:50,556 --> 00:17:51,892
'Cause you said you love music.
316
00:17:54,396 --> 00:17:55,858
You don't have to listen to it.
317
00:17:56,902 --> 00:17:58,947
No, I do love music. Thank you.
318
00:17:59,949 --> 00:18:01,243
- Bye.
- Bye.
319
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:07,422
Oh, my God,
he's, like, in love with you.
320
00:18:07,507 --> 00:18:09,134
- We talked for hours last night.
- Wait. Really?
321
00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:10,554
It's all moving too fast.
322
00:18:10,638 --> 00:18:12,850
No, I think it's moving exactly
the right speed.
323
00:18:12,934 --> 00:18:13,977
I do.
324
00:18:14,436 --> 00:18:15,898
Seventh grade rules.
325
00:18:17,735 --> 00:18:19,405
# Good girlfriends #
326
00:18:19,488 --> 00:18:20,783
# The blonde one #
327
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:21,743
# Is making me... #
328
00:18:21,827 --> 00:18:24,582
I can't believe he made me a mix CD.
329
00:18:24,666 --> 00:18:25,918
The song sucks.
330
00:18:27,003 --> 00:18:28,464
Play the next one.
331
00:18:32,013 --> 00:18:35,353
Oh, my God, he wants to slow-dance
with you...
332
00:18:35,437 --> 00:18:37,608
Maya, shut up!
333
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,447
# Whatever you want #
334
00:18:41,407 --> 00:18:42,785
# Whatever you need #
335
00:18:43,746 --> 00:18:45,290
# Is yours girl #
336
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,879
# But whatever you do #
337
00:18:48,379 --> 00:18:50,634
# Please don't stop the love #
338
00:18:52,597 --> 00:18:55,519
# Some say that I'm professional #
339
00:18:56,020 --> 00:18:59,986
# 'Cause I know how to handle mine #
340
00:19:02,199 --> 00:19:05,455
# Be still, be cool and wait awhile #
341
00:19:05,539 --> 00:19:10,131
# And I'll show you
What some say is right #
342
00:19:10,841 --> 00:19:15,099
# Now don't get the wrong impression #
343
00:19:15,183 --> 00:19:19,107
# I don't do this all of the time #
344
00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:21,571
Anna, does your dad have a digital camera?
345
00:19:21,655 --> 00:19:23,659
# All I wanna do... #
346
00:19:23,742 --> 00:19:24,661
Mm-hmm.
347
00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:28,209
You think we can take a picture of me
and send it to Flymiamibro.
348
00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:31,173
- No.
- Why?
349
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,427
- I don't think that's a good idea.
- No. Yes, it is.
350
00:19:33,512 --> 00:19:34,973
It's just not something
we should be doing.
351
00:19:35,056 --> 00:19:38,312
It's just like a picture of me
so he can know what I look like.
352
00:19:38,689 --> 00:19:40,943
- No. We are not doing it.
- No... Anna, yes.
353
00:19:41,026 --> 00:19:42,655
Maya, I'm putting my foot down.
354
00:19:42,738 --> 00:19:44,116
Absolutely not.
355
00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:50,211
That's hot.
356
00:19:50,295 --> 00:19:52,090
And make sure you're getting the boob too.
357
00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:53,677
Sure, do.
358
00:19:55,430 --> 00:19:56,808
OK, let me see it.
359
00:19:56,850 --> 00:19:58,008
Let me see.
360
00:19:59,229 --> 00:20:00,774
Oh, My God.
361
00:20:01,651 --> 00:20:03,947
That looks bad. That's blurry.
362
00:20:04,031 --> 00:20:06,578
- You look beautiful.
- Oh, wait, I like that one.
363
00:20:06,995 --> 00:20:08,414
That's good.
364
00:20:08,497 --> 00:20:10,460
Showing a lot. Um...
365
00:20:11,671 --> 00:20:13,049
How about just this one?
366
00:20:14,217 --> 00:20:16,430
That's literally just my hand.
367
00:20:16,514 --> 00:20:18,017
I know but it's beautiful.
368
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,900
OK.
369
00:20:21,983 --> 00:20:24,279
- Oh, my God.
- Stop. I'm gonna send it.
370
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:27,494
Oh, my God.
371
00:20:27,578 --> 00:20:29,832
Stop it! stop it!
Anna, Anna, stop.
372
00:20:29,916 --> 00:20:31,628
- What if he doesn't think it's pretty?
- I can't believe you just did that.
373
00:20:31,711 --> 00:20:33,507
What if he doesn't think it's pretty?
374
00:20:33,924 --> 00:20:35,511
Oh my God, he already responded.
375
00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:37,598
"So hot."
376
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:45,321
OK, I'm sorry, we have to meet.
377
00:20:46,783 --> 00:20:48,035
- What?
- Ssh!
378
00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:50,666
I have to meet you...
379
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,085
- Maya, don't send that.
- Stop.
380
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,047
- ...in person.
- Maya, don't send that.
381
00:20:56,928 --> 00:20:58,932
- No. Don't send that.
- I sent it.
382
00:20:59,349 --> 00:21:00,393
I sent it.
383
00:21:00,728 --> 00:21:02,606
- Maya!
- Stop.
384
00:21:10,288 --> 00:21:11,833
Oh, my God!
385
00:21:16,801 --> 00:21:18,429
Are you like so nervous?
386
00:21:18,930 --> 00:21:21,185
- I mean... a little.
- Yeah?
387
00:21:21,268 --> 00:21:22,479
Yeah.
388
00:21:22,563 --> 00:21:24,692
It's like I know he's the one, you know.
389
00:21:24,776 --> 00:21:26,320
Who are you guys talking about?
390
00:21:26,403 --> 00:21:27,698
None of your freaking business, Jafeer.
391
00:21:27,782 --> 00:21:30,328
Yeah, it's none of your freaking business.
392
00:21:30,746 --> 00:21:32,499
If you really want to know...
393
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:34,294
I've met someone.
394
00:21:35,088 --> 00:21:37,342
Or I'm about to meet him after school.
395
00:21:37,425 --> 00:21:39,847
Wait, you haven't met him in person yet?
396
00:21:40,306 --> 00:21:43,062
- That's shady.
- Oh, no, we've talked on AIM like a lot.
397
00:21:43,145 --> 00:21:46,736
He's probably some wart-y old dude,
who has a beer belly
398
00:21:46,820 --> 00:21:48,782
or suit socks and lives with his mother.
399
00:21:48,865 --> 00:21:52,623
Or he's a computer genius
with a tight bod, Jafeer.
400
00:21:52,706 --> 00:21:55,253
- Like you wouldn't even...
- Can we just change the conversation?
401
00:21:55,671 --> 00:21:57,423
- What?
- Start a new one.
402
00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,261
We weren't even talking to you.
403
00:21:59,804 --> 00:22:01,181
It's just kinda lame.
404
00:22:01,265 --> 00:22:03,979
- OK, well...
- OK, well, stop... like, don't listen.
405
00:22:04,396 --> 00:22:06,526
- Anyway, Mai?
- What?
406
00:22:06,609 --> 00:22:09,281
I'm like, so excited for you, honestly.
407
00:22:09,406 --> 00:22:11,034
- I really, really am.
- Yeah, yeah.
408
00:22:11,118 --> 00:22:13,289
- I just wanna ask one quick question.
- OK, what?
409
00:22:13,372 --> 00:22:14,750
Are you sure that you want to meet him,
410
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,713
because what if he's pissed
that you're a kid.
411
00:22:19,510 --> 00:22:22,182
I don't think that's a possibility,
like, I don't.
412
00:22:22,516 --> 00:22:24,144
- OK.
- I'm not gonna stand him up.
413
00:22:24,227 --> 00:22:25,479
I couldn't do that to him...
414
00:22:26,106 --> 00:22:28,068
- Right. OK.
- You know. Yeah.
415
00:22:29,070 --> 00:22:31,158
- I just feel like we need back up.
- Yeah.
416
00:22:31,366 --> 00:22:33,955
- Yeah.
- Like someone that can protect us.
417
00:22:34,582 --> 00:22:35,751
We should ask Brendan.
418
00:22:45,646 --> 00:22:46,898
'Sup, B?
419
00:22:47,482 --> 00:22:48,400
Spencer.
420
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,087
You're OK, Maya? Can I get you some water?
421
00:22:58,170 --> 00:22:59,214
I'm good.
422
00:22:59,882 --> 00:23:01,468
I'm good. Don't leave.
423
00:23:03,556 --> 00:23:07,146
What if he gets mad when he sees me
that I don't look like what I said I look?
424
00:23:07,940 --> 00:23:09,025
Maya, you're fine.
425
00:23:09,109 --> 00:23:11,488
You're fine as hell. You're finer
than you even described.
426
00:23:11,572 --> 00:23:12,574
Yeah.
427
00:23:12,658 --> 00:23:15,246
And maybe he doesn't look like
how he described himself.
428
00:23:15,329 --> 00:23:17,125
I mean, he could really be
anybody in here.
429
00:23:18,586 --> 00:23:19,505
Yeah.
430
00:23:26,686 --> 00:23:28,480
# Love #
431
00:23:28,565 --> 00:23:29,482
# Mm-hmm #
432
00:23:29,567 --> 00:23:32,196
# Love is strange #
433
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:33,365
# Yay-yay #
434
00:23:33,490 --> 00:23:36,330
# Lot of people #
435
00:23:36,413 --> 00:23:37,457
# Mm-hmm #
436
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,920
# Take it for a game #
437
00:23:50,734 --> 00:23:53,197
# Many people #
438
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,825
# Mm-hmm #
439
00:23:54,909 --> 00:23:57,038
# Don't understand #
440
00:23:57,121 --> 00:23:58,457
# No, no #
441
00:23:58,541 --> 00:24:01,129
# They think loving #
442
00:24:01,213 --> 00:24:02,173
# Yay-yay #
443
00:24:02,256 --> 00:24:04,052
# Is money in the hand #
444
00:24:06,431 --> 00:24:08,477
Do you know what's crazy?
445
00:24:09,062 --> 00:24:12,402
I was just thinking that, like,
in three years, we'll be driving...
446
00:24:15,282 --> 00:24:16,828
# Sylvia #
447
00:24:16,911 --> 00:24:18,665
# Yes, Mickey #
448
00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:20,585
# How do you call your loverboy? #
449
00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:22,881
# Come here, loverboy #
450
00:24:22,965 --> 00:24:24,802
# And if he doesn't answer? #
451
00:24:24,885 --> 00:24:26,556
# Oh, loverboy #
452
00:24:26,639 --> 00:24:28,893
# And if he still doesn't answer? #
453
00:24:40,917 --> 00:24:43,005
Maybe his Ferrari broke down.
454
00:24:43,882 --> 00:24:47,054
- Hmm-mm, maybe, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
455
00:24:49,058 --> 00:24:50,854
I think it's getting dark.
456
00:24:51,689 --> 00:24:53,860
We should just get home soon
before it gets too late.
457
00:24:53,943 --> 00:24:55,237
Do you think he...
458
00:24:55,488 --> 00:24:59,037
Do you think that he came and saw me
and thought I was ugly and left?
459
00:25:00,206 --> 00:25:02,503
Well, if he did that, then he's an idiot.
460
00:25:04,507 --> 00:25:08,138
Yeah, or I'm like an idiot
for thinking he would like me.
461
00:25:08,890 --> 00:25:11,228
- Mai.
- No, no, I'm fine.
462
00:25:11,687 --> 00:25:14,359
Here, go get yourself a Mountain Dew.
463
00:25:15,027 --> 00:25:16,112
Thanks.
464
00:25:23,545 --> 00:25:25,172
Thanks for coming with us.
465
00:25:25,256 --> 00:25:26,634
Sure.
466
00:25:33,731 --> 00:25:34,900
Oh, what are you doing?
467
00:25:34,984 --> 00:25:36,779
I can't... I can't...
468
00:25:36,862 --> 00:25:37,823
What...
469
00:25:39,868 --> 00:25:42,415
They don't have any Mountain Dews left.
Can we go?
470
00:25:42,498 --> 00:25:43,626
Please?
471
00:25:44,252 --> 00:25:45,337
- Mm-hmm.
- Like now?
472
00:25:45,421 --> 00:25:46,381
OK.
473
00:26:52,848 --> 00:26:54,308
That means a lot to me.
474
00:27:31,967 --> 00:27:33,011
Welcome.
475
00:27:33,721 --> 00:27:35,390
You've got mail.
476
00:27:45,202 --> 00:27:46,539
Computer...
477
00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:48,876
Good-bye.