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YUKI:

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Maya?

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Maya.

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‐ Hmm.

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‐ Mm‐hmm.

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‐ How's Anna?

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‐ Okay.

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YUKI: How is she dealing
with her parents?

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‐ Okay.

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You normally talk more.

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What's wrong?

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‐ Everyone hates me at school.

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♪ ♪

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I don't wanna talk about it.

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‐ You care always about
what the others are thinking.

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Who cares
what the others think?

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Neh?

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‐ Okay.

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♪ ♪

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‐ So we're just‐‐we're waiting.

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The court has to decide
who's gonna get the house.

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Fingers crossed.

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Let's hope that, uh, the judge
does the right thing.

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Is that too much information?

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Oh.

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You have a lot of heart energy
in there.

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Anna?

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You need to open up.

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ANNA:
Okay, sorry.

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♪ ♪

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KATHY:
Hey.

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How 'bout‐‐

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how 'bout we do, um...

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a mother‐daughter day?

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We get our nails done,

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and we go shopping.

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‐ Can I please be excused?

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‐ Yeah.

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♪ ♪

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‐ Please put the incense out.

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It's weird.

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ANNA:
Tweedledee and Tweedledum.

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Wonder what those idiots
are talking about.

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‐

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ANNA: Kinda miss 'em.

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MAYA: Yeah.

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STUDENT: Due Friday.

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‐ Oh, shite.
Superlatives.

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‐ Oh, my God.

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Not now.

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‐ Shit, Best Duo?

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Connie's tits.

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‐ Shut up.
She's right beside you.

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‐ Shut up.

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HEATHER: That was, like,
the worst joke.

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‐ It's just a joke, chill.
‐ What's up, Brandt?

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‐ What's up?

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BRANDT: What's up, bro?

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‐ Dustin, Best Couple?

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Me and your mom.

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ALL: Oh!

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‐ For real, though.
‐ 'Scuse you.

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‐ Brandt, what about you
and BSB for Best Couple?

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‐ Shit.
HEATHER: Okay, okay.

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What about Miss Lackey
when she gets her braces off?

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‐ Yeah.

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For sure.
Man, that's fucked up.

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ALEX: Biggest gossip.

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HEATHER: Oh, definitely Ian.
CONNIE: Definitely.

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HEATHER: Yes.

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BRANDT:
Yeah, Connie's mom, bro.

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DUSTIN: Oh!
CONNIE: Shut up!

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Shut up!
‐ Yo, she got a MILF!

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‐ She definitely has a MILF.
‐ No, stop.

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‐ 'Sup?

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‐ Is that your new table?

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‐ Nah, that's just‐‐

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Brandt was just saying
that he's gonna vote

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for Connie M.'s tits
for Best Duo

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and then Ian for Class Gossip.

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‐ Why would that go to Ian?

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‐ I don't know.
They said he was gay, so...

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GABE:
So are you, like, resigning

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as editorial manager
of Weasels?

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‐ You guys still doing that?

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Damn.

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‐ What?

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‐ You're kinda different.

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DUSTIN:
What?

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Jafeer, come on.

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Don't be so fucking sensitive.

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♪ ♪

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ANNA:
Ugh, I hate this question.

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Like, what is success,
you know?

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So stupid.

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‐ Okay, well, obviously,
you and me

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for Best Best Friends.

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Obviously.

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‐ Hey, quick question.

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I'm struggling here.
‐ Oh, sure.

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‐ Would you wanna be put down
as "psycho bitch"

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or "puss‐nasty"?

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Big smelly bush say what?

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‐ What?
‐

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‐ Oh, "big smelly bush"?

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How 'bout you get Smallest Dick

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Most Likely to Have
the Saggiest Balls

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In His Dad's Mouth?

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Fool.

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Bye!

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‐ Hey.

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‐ Hi.
‐ Hi.

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‐ Oh, my God!
‐ Oh, Ring Pops.

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‐ Maura.
‐ Hi.

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MAURA:
Hi!

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That's funny,
I put that one too.

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That one's wrong.
That should be Spencer.

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‐ Oh, I know.
‐ Yeah.

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That's what‐‐
‐ Maya said Spencer.

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‐ I said Spencer earlier.
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ANNA:
I love your pants.

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I love them.

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‐ Thanks.
They're 7 Jeans.

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I hate knockoffs.

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‐ I hate knockoffs too.
‐ Me too.

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‐ I wish that they had
a category for Best Pants.

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It's, like, so annoying
that they don't.
‐ I know.

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‐ I'm gonna write it in.

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‐ For who?
‐ For her.

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‐ Oh, obviously.
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Thanks.

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Wanna come over to my house
after school?

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ANNA:
Oh, my God.

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MAURA:
You should take this one.

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It would be perfect on you.
ANNA: Oh, yeah.

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MAYA:
Wait, are these car keys real?

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ANNA:
This is incredible.

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‐ Take what you want.
It's all for pretend.

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ANNA: Where'd you get
that cell phone?

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MAYA: Oh, my God.
ANNA: Is this real diamonds?

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MAURA:
I think so.

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ANNA:
I love this.

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‐ So, I'm Alison Canning,

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and my husband is a banker,

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and this is my son Danny.

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‐
Okay.

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And I'm Isabel,
and this is my daughter Kate,

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and her father's been missing.

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‐ Oh, no.

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‐ Okay, and I'm Bonnie,

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and this is Robert,

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and I have to go to Blockbuster

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because my other son,
Ascrit, is there

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and he's just been there alone
for hours,

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so I gotta pick him up.

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‐ Oh, my God.
‐ Now, yeah.

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‐ Maya.
‐ I know.

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‐ Guys, let's eat lunch
at Cazzio's.

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BOTH: Okay.
‐ What's Cazzio's?

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‐ Uh, it's, like, a restaurant.
MAYA: Cazzio's!

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‐ Maya and I play pretend too,
but not everybody does.

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BOTH: Yeah.

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MAURA: Hang on.
MAYA: Okay.

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‐ Mom, turn the AC on.
I'm hot.

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All right.

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ANNA: That's an intercom?
MAURA: Yeah.

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‐ That's cool.
MAURA: Yeah.

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‐ You guys.
‐ Hmm?

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‐ Um...I'm just having
the hardest time with Bernard.

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No.

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MAURA:
Aww.

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‐ Listen, do you want me
to get Wade to talk to him?

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Because honestly, like,
I need a break from him

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'cause he just keeps wanting

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to have so much sex
all the time.

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‐ Oh, my gosh.
‐ It's, like, so much,
you guys.

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‐ It's, like, the same
with my husband.

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‐ Mine too.
‐ Mine's more, though.

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A lot.
‐ Mm.

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ANNA: Mm.
MAURA: Mm.

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MAYA:
Mm.

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‐ Are you guys hungry?

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‐ No, I've got
my chicken cacciatore.

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‐ No, I mean,
like, in real life.

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Like, actually hungry.

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‐ Yeah.
‐ Yeah.

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‐ I know.

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MAYA: It's kinda crazy
that we've just met,

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like, ten minutes ago

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and now we're just
in your house

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like it's been forever.

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‐ So random.
MAURA: So random.

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ANNA: So random.
‐

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‐ Fools.
‐ Yeah, fools.

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‐ Fool.
Fool.

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‐ So who's even in
your group of friends?

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Like...
‐ Yeah.

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‐ I kinda have, like, a lot.

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‐ That makes sense.
‐ Like who?

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Like, who's in your group?

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‐ Well, I have this ultimate,
ultimate best friend,

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but she's in Arizona,

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but, like, she's a doctor.

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‐ Shut up!

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MAURA:
Yeah, and she's, like, our age.

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She's, like, the youngest
in the country.

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‐ You're lying.
MAURA: No, I'm not!

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‐ How is she a doctor?

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ANNA: Is she a genius?
‐ Yeah.

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‐ That's, like, crazy.
MAURA: Right?

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‐ Can I, like, see a picture?

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‐ Yeah.
ANNA: That is incredible.

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MAYA:

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MAURA: That's her.
‐ Oh...

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ANNA: Oh, my God.
MAYA: My God.

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MAURA: That's Tanya.
MAYA: She's so pretty.

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‐ I know, right?
ANNA: Beautiful.

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MAYA: Oh, my God.
‐ She has, like,
three mansions too.

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MAYA: Wow.
‐ How'd she get those?

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LEANNE:
Hi, girls.

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ANNA: Oh, hey!
MAYA: Hi.

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‐ Hey.
I'm Leanne.

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I'm Maura's mom.

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‐ Oh, hi.
I'm Anna.

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‐ Anna.
So nice to meet you.

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ANNA: Nice to meet you.
‐ I'm Maya.

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‐ Hi, Maya.
So glad you're here.

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Can I get you girls a drink?

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I have...

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Powerade, ginger ale,
Capri Sun‐‐

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MAYA:
Yes.

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Powerade, please?

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‐ Of course.
How many?

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‐ Three.
‐ Maya.

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‐ What?
‐ No.

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MAYA: It's fine.
‐ Anna?

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‐ Okay, yeah.
‐ Come on.

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‐ Yes, please.
‐ Did you hear what she said?

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‐ Of course.
ANNA: Three.

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‐ Anna.

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‐
What?

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‐ You just said‐‐
LEANNE: Okay.

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MAYA: Yeah.
‐ Okay, sorry.

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Here we go.
‐ Thank you.

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MAYA: Thank you.
‐ Mom, leave.

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‐ I will.

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I just wanna see
if your friends would like

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something to eat.

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Frozen pizza, chicken nuggets,
mozzarella sticks...

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‐ Mom.

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LEANNE: Or I can make you guys
a quesadilla.

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Honey, quesadilla.

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‐ I don't want
a fucking quesadilla, you cunt.

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‐ Sweetie, um...

260
00:09:52,907 --> 00:09:55,910
you're being such a bad fairy.

261
00:09:55,910 --> 00:09:57,746
‐ Shwoo!

262
00:09:57,746 --> 00:09:59,247
‐ Okay.
Okay!

263
00:09:59,247 --> 00:10:01,708
Um, I will, uh,
get out of your way,

264
00:10:01,708 --> 00:10:03,793
but please help yourself
to whatever.

265
00:10:03,793 --> 00:10:05,920
I buy in bulk, so...

266
00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:06,921
ANNA:
Oh, thank you.

267
00:10:06,921 --> 00:10:08,590
‐ Thank you.

268
00:10:08,590 --> 00:10:09,883
‐ I'm so sorry about that.

269
00:10:09,883 --> 00:10:11,885
She just really misses Tonia.

270
00:10:11,885 --> 00:10:14,846
‐ Oh, no.
Who's Tonia?

271
00:10:14,846 --> 00:10:16,306
‐ My best friend.

272
00:10:16,306 --> 00:10:18,016
‐ The doctor.
MAURA: Yeah.

273
00:10:18,016 --> 00:10:19,142
‐ That she just showed us.

274
00:10:19,142 --> 00:10:20,477
ANNA: Yes.
‐ From Arizona.

275
00:10:20,477 --> 00:10:21,603
‐ Yes.
MAURA: Yeah.

276
00:10:21,603 --> 00:10:23,271
‐ Like...
‐

277
00:10:23,271 --> 00:10:24,439
Doy.

278
00:10:24,439 --> 00:10:25,732
‐ Wait.

279
00:10:25,732 --> 00:10:27,400
Are those jawbreakers?

280
00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,194
MAURA:
Yeah, fool.

281
00:10:29,194 --> 00:10:30,195
You want some?

282
00:10:31,738 --> 00:10:32,739
ALEXIA:
♪ Happy ♪

283
00:10:32,739 --> 00:10:33,990
♪ Sha‐la‐la ♪

284
00:10:33,990 --> 00:10:36,242
♪ It's so nice to be happy ♪

285
00:10:36,242 --> 00:10:37,827
♪ Sha‐la‐la ♪

286
00:10:37,827 --> 00:10:40,163
♪ Everybody should be happy ♪

287
00:10:40,163 --> 00:10:41,790
♪ Sha‐la‐la ♪

288
00:10:41,790 --> 00:10:44,292
♪ It's so nice to be happy ♪

289
00:10:44,292 --> 00:10:47,337
♪ Sha‐la‐la ♪

290
00:10:47,337 --> 00:10:48,838
‐ Hey, fool.

291
00:10:48,838 --> 00:10:50,673
MAYA:
‐ What you looking at, fool?

292
00:10:52,133 --> 00:10:54,302
Oh, my gosh, Maya!

293
00:10:54,302 --> 00:10:56,346
‐
‐ Hey, fools.

294
00:10:58,014 --> 00:10:59,432
ALEXIA:
♪ Everybody should be happy ♪

295
00:11:07,190 --> 00:11:09,192
♪ ♪

296
00:11:09,192 --> 00:11:10,514
‐ Oh, hey.

297
00:11:10,514 --> 00:11:11,765
Do you know
who you're gonna vote for

298
00:11:11,765 --> 00:11:12,933
for Best Best Friends?

299
00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:13,934
‐ Um, I don't know.

300
00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:15,644
I haven't thought about it.

301
00:11:15,644 --> 00:11:18,230
‐ Well, me, Maya, and Anna
have been best friends

302
00:11:18,230 --> 00:11:19,565
since we were, like, two,

303
00:11:19,565 --> 00:11:20,983
and I think
it'd be pretty fucked up

304
00:11:20,983 --> 00:11:22,610
to not vote for what's real.

305
00:11:23,861 --> 00:11:24,862
‐ Mm‐hmm.

306
00:11:24,862 --> 00:11:26,030
‐ You want a Ring Pop?

307
00:11:26,030 --> 00:11:27,364
‐ Um, sure.

308
00:11:30,451 --> 00:11:31,785
MAURA:
Just think about it.

309
00:11:31,785 --> 00:11:36,999
♪ ♪

310
00:11:36,999 --> 00:11:38,125
Oh, hey.

311
00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:39,376
Do you know
who you're gonna vote for

312
00:11:39,376 --> 00:11:41,545
for Best Best Friends?

313
00:11:41,545 --> 00:11:47,760
♪ ♪

314
00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,721
‐ Hi!
‐ Hi!

315
00:11:50,721 --> 00:11:52,306
MAURA:
Hi!

316
00:11:52,306 --> 00:11:54,183
Oh, are you Anna's mom?

317
00:11:54,183 --> 00:11:57,269
Oh, my God, you are so pretty!

318
00:11:57,269 --> 00:11:58,979
Where are you guys going?
Can I come?

319
00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,856
‐
Yes. Please?

320
00:12:00,856 --> 00:12:03,150
‐ Uh, you're very sweet,
but not today.

321
00:12:03,150 --> 00:12:05,194
I have the massage table.
Car's full.

322
00:12:05,194 --> 00:12:06,487
‐ Oh, that's totally fine.

323
00:12:06,487 --> 00:12:07,738
I can just sit on their laps!

324
00:12:07,738 --> 00:12:09,740
KATHY: No.
‐ Yes, she can sit on our laps.

325
00:12:09,740 --> 00:12:11,450
Please? Oh, my God.
‐ Anna, Anna, no.

326
00:12:11,450 --> 00:12:13,452
‐ Mom!
‐ I'm attached to them.

327
00:12:13,452 --> 00:12:14,453
‐ Yeah.
KATHY: No.

328
00:12:14,453 --> 00:12:15,454
Anna, no.

329
00:12:15,454 --> 00:12:17,039
‐ Mom, stop being such a fool.

330
00:12:17,039 --> 00:12:18,540
KATHY: Anna Kone!

331
00:12:18,540 --> 00:12:20,376
BOTH: Ooh.
‐ Who's a fool now, fool?

332
00:12:20,376 --> 00:12:21,710
‐ Yeah, fool.
‐ Fool.

333
00:12:21,710 --> 00:12:23,087
‐ I'm a fool, fool?
MAYA: Yeah, you're a fool.

334
00:12:23,087 --> 00:12:24,254
‐ I'm a fool, fool?
MAYA: You're a fool.

335
00:12:24,254 --> 00:12:26,465
BOTH: Foo‐fool‐foo‐foo‐fool.
‐

336
00:12:26,465 --> 00:12:29,218
‐ Okay, you guys, can you just
stop saying "fool"?
MAURA: You're all fools.

337
00:12:29,218 --> 00:12:32,262
‐ Mom, it's just a stupid word,
you cunt.

338
00:12:32,262 --> 00:12:33,347
‐ What?

339
00:12:33,347 --> 00:12:35,516
What did you just call me?

340
00:12:35,516 --> 00:12:37,685
Do you even know
what that means?

341
00:12:37,685 --> 00:12:40,145
That's the worst thing
you can call a woman.

342
00:12:40,145 --> 00:12:43,065
‐ I thought it was
a type of fool.

343
00:12:43,065 --> 00:12:44,942
‐ Who's teaching you
these words?

344
00:12:46,819 --> 00:12:49,822
‐ I can't remember.

345
00:12:49,822 --> 00:12:51,281
‐
I cunt remember.

346
00:12:51,281 --> 00:12:52,783
‐

347
00:12:52,783 --> 00:12:54,034
MAYA:
It's an English accent!

348
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:55,285
‐ Okay, you know what?

349
00:12:55,285 --> 00:12:56,995
Um, you really need
to get out of the car

350
00:12:56,995 --> 00:12:58,455
'cause we're gonna go.

351
00:12:58,455 --> 00:13:00,082
‐ No, no.
‐ Aww, no!

352
00:13:00,082 --> 00:13:01,709
‐ Please?
Mm?

353
00:13:01,709 --> 00:13:02,876
‐ I love you guys.

354
00:13:02,876 --> 00:13:04,294
ANNA: Love you.
‐ Love you more!

355
00:13:04,294 --> 00:13:05,713
MAURA: Bye.
MAYA: Bye.

356
00:13:05,713 --> 00:13:07,589
‐ Love you.
BOTH: Love you.

357
00:13:07,589 --> 00:13:08,799
‐ I miss you already.

358
00:13:08,799 --> 00:13:10,217
‐ I'm gonna miss you.
‐ Miss you.

359
00:13:10,217 --> 00:13:11,760
MAURA: No!
‐ No!

360
00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:13,721
‐
‐ No!

361
00:13:13,721 --> 00:13:15,556
MAURA: Love you guys!
MAYA: Love you!

362
00:13:15,556 --> 00:13:17,224
MAURA:
You're my world!

363
00:13:17,224 --> 00:13:18,809
KATHY:
I'm just kinda concerned.

364
00:13:18,809 --> 00:13:20,310
She's been using new words,

365
00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:22,521
and I don't think
she really knows

366
00:13:22,521 --> 00:13:24,022
what they mean.

367
00:13:24,022 --> 00:13:26,817
Um, I thought maybe
it might be a good time

368
00:13:26,817 --> 00:13:28,318
to do a mother‐daughter
shopping day,

369
00:13:28,318 --> 00:13:32,656
and I thought if Maya came,
she'd be more open?

370
00:13:32,656 --> 00:13:34,992
‐ We really don't need
anything, but...

371
00:13:34,992 --> 00:13:39,079
‐ Fool, fool, fool, fool, fool,
fool, fool, fool, fool, fool...

372
00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:40,706
‐ Okay.

373
00:13:40,706 --> 00:13:42,207
ANNA:
Maura would hate this store.

374
00:13:42,207 --> 00:13:44,001
‐ Okay, not loaded.

375
00:13:44,001 --> 00:13:46,211
‐ Not loaded.

376
00:13:46,211 --> 00:13:48,589
That is loaded, though.

377
00:13:48,589 --> 00:13:50,132
‐ Not loaded.
‐ Not loaded.

378
00:13:50,132 --> 00:13:51,258
I agree.
‐ We don't like it.

379
00:13:51,258 --> 00:13:52,301
‐ Yeah, I don't like it.

380
00:13:54,261 --> 00:13:56,263
Ew.
Anna.

381
00:13:56,263 --> 00:13:58,098
‐ Ew, is that made of hay?

382
00:13:58,098 --> 00:13:59,516
MAYA:
Ew!

383
00:13:59,516 --> 00:14:00,726
ANNA: Wow.
MAYA: Ew.

384
00:14:00,726 --> 00:14:02,227
ANNA:
This place.

385
00:14:02,227 --> 00:14:05,022
KATHY:
Anna.

386
00:14:05,022 --> 00:14:07,691
Is there anyone
you have a crush on at school?

387
00:14:09,485 --> 00:14:11,945
‐ No.

388
00:14:11,945 --> 00:14:13,780
Oh, my God.

389
00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:15,282
‐ What?
‐ This is butt ugly.

390
00:14:15,282 --> 00:14:17,701
‐
Oh, no!

391
00:14:17,701 --> 00:14:19,411
‐ Oh, that's nice.

392
00:14:19,411 --> 00:14:21,246
‐ Mom, it's so ugly.

393
00:14:21,246 --> 00:14:23,624
Like...ew.

394
00:14:23,624 --> 00:14:24,958
‐ It's here if you want it.

395
00:14:24,958 --> 00:14:26,293
MAYA:
So not loaded.

396
00:14:26,293 --> 00:14:27,377
Stupid.

397
00:14:27,377 --> 00:14:29,046
‐ Not loaded.

398
00:14:29,046 --> 00:14:31,173
‐ So when are we going to meet
this Maura girl?

399
00:14:31,173 --> 00:14:33,383
‐ Mom, like, don't ask us that.

400
00:14:33,383 --> 00:14:36,512
‐ It seems you three
are really close very fast.

401
00:14:36,512 --> 00:14:39,473
‐ Yeah, that's what happens
when they're your best friend.

402
00:14:39,473 --> 00:14:41,433
It's, like, yeah, fast.

403
00:14:41,433 --> 00:14:42,726
That's how best friendships
happen.

404
00:14:42,726 --> 00:14:43,810
‐
Oh, my God.

405
00:14:43,810 --> 00:14:44,895
‐

406
00:14:44,895 --> 00:14:46,063
‐ Tommy Hilfiger.

407
00:14:46,063 --> 00:14:47,898
‐ Wait.
It's fake.

408
00:14:47,898 --> 00:14:49,191
‐ No, I don't think so.

409
00:14:49,191 --> 00:14:50,275
ANNA:
This is fake Tommy Hil.

410
00:14:50,275 --> 00:14:51,860
‐ This is real.
Look.

411
00:14:53,237 --> 00:14:55,239
It's real.

412
00:14:55,239 --> 00:14:56,490
‐ It's big, though, no?

413
00:14:56,490 --> 00:14:57,574
‐ I don't think so.

414
00:14:57,574 --> 00:14:59,451
I kind of think it's perfect.

415
00:14:59,451 --> 00:15:01,578
‐ That's loaded.
‐ That's loaded.

416
00:15:01,578 --> 00:15:03,705
‐ ♪ That's loaded,
loaded, loaded ♪
‐ That's not loaded, loaded.

417
00:15:03,705 --> 00:15:05,165
♪ That's loaded ♪
‐ ♪ Loaded ♪

418
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,625
♪ It's loaded ♪
MAYA: ♪ Everybody get down ♪

419
00:15:06,625 --> 00:15:10,087
BOTH:
♪ It's loaded, loaded, loaded ♪

420
00:15:10,087 --> 00:15:12,506
MAYA: I really like
how this looks on me.

421
00:15:12,506 --> 00:15:13,912
I wanna get it.

422
00:15:13,912 --> 00:15:15,497
YUKI: Maya.
‐ Mom, stop.

423
00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:17,041
Someone is gonna see my boobs.

424
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,293
YUKI: Ah, it's‐‐it's okay.
‐ Like, knock.

425
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,753
Oh, my God.

426
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,630
YUKI:

427
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,548
‐ I love it.

428
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:27,009
‐ No, it's not nice.
It's a T‐shirt.

429
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,177
It's men's T‐shirt.

430
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,512
‐ Mom, that you wear
as a dress.

431
00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:32,014
Wore it as a‐‐
‐ As a dress?

432
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,682
‐ Yeah, wore it as a‐‐
all the time.

433
00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:35,351
‐
‐ Okay, fine.

434
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:38,437
You don't have to like it.
‐

435
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,315
I'm buying it for you, so no.
‐ Okay, but Mom, I want it.

436
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:42,775
I like it.
‐ No.

437
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,277
Maybe you can give it to Anna
because she's taller.

438
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,237
‐ Mom, stop.
I don't wanna give it to Anna.

439
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:48,530
Let me wear it.
‐ I'm not buying it.

440
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:49,823
‐ Mom, stop.
‐ No, I'm not.

441
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:51,283
‐ Stop it, stop it.
‐ Maya, stop.

442
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,035
Maya, stop‐‐take it off.
MAYA: Mom, please.

443
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,703
‐ Take it off.
MAYA: Stop touching it!

444
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:57,247
‐ Take it off.
‐ Mom, stop it!

445
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:59,333
‐ It looks so good on you.
You should get it.

446
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,459
For Easter.

447
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,044
‐ No, it's just not me.

448
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,004
I don't like it.
It's more you.

449
00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:05,381
‐ What's wrong with me?

450
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,882
ANNA:
Nothing.

451
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,342
It's just not me.

452
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,054
It's kinda slutty.

453
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,472
‐ What did you say?

454
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:14,807
YUKI: Anna?

455
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,475
‐
Nothing.
I'm just saying I don't‐‐

456
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,768
YUKI: Anna.

457
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,353
This is for you.

458
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,146
KATHY: Oh, thank you.
ANNA: Thank you.

459
00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:25,818
KATHY:
What did you just call me?

460
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,319
‐
I didn't call you anything.

461
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:29,196
Can you stop yelling?
My best friend is‐‐

462
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:30,614
‐ Why are you talking to me
like that?

463
00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:31,657
Why?
‐ Shh!

464
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:32,741
Lower your voice.

465
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,201
‐ I'm not yelling.

466
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,452
I'm whispering.

467
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:37,579
Why are you telling me
to be quiet?

468
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:40,249
Why are you shh‐ing me?

469
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,000
Did you learn that
from your dad?

470
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:46,004
‐ I'd rather be like Dad
than like you.

471
00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:50,259
MAYA: Are you ready, Na?
ANNA: Coming!

472
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,845
MAYA:
I'm trying to look at it.

473
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:55,597
ANNA:
Ready.

474
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:02,896
♪ ♪

475
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,106
‐ I hate it.

476
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,026
‐ But you look so beautiful,
Maya.

477
00:17:08,026 --> 00:17:09,903
You look like your mother.

478
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:11,613
‐ No, I don't...

479
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,283
...look anything like her.

480
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,160
She's ugly.

481
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,619
KATHY:
Don't say that.

482
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:20,164
That's really not a nice thing
to say.

483
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,874
Your mother
is a beautiful woman.

484
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,000
‐ Thank you.

485
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,210
‐ And you are very lucky
to look like her.

486
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:28,714
‐ I don't look like her,
and I don't like this dress.

487
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:32,009
I never wanted to wear it,
and I want to take it off.

488
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,343
‐ Stop, Maya.

489
00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:34,762
You're being rude.

490
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,472
‐ No, I don't like it.
You don't know my taste, Mom.

491
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,806
‐ Stop.
Stop.

492
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:39,850
Maya, stop.
‐ Mom, I don't wanna buy it!

493
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,477
I wanted to buy
the other thing.
YUKI: Stop it.

494
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,646
Stop acting
like a little spoiled bitch.

495
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:47,858
♪ ♪

496
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:49,777
‐ Thank you for saying that,
Yuki.

497
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:52,404
‐ Okay.
‐ Anna's doing the same thing.

498
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,907
‐ Oh, my God, Mom.
Mature much?

499
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,284
‐ Mom.
Are you serious?

500
00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:59,161
You just called your daughter
a bitch,

501
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,996
in a store,
in front of my friend.

502
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:02,831
Do you know
how embarrassing that is?

503
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:03,874
‐ I don't care.

504
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,667
You know,
you are acting like one.

505
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,294
‐ Well, I hate you, you bitch!

506
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:08,420
‐

507
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,963
‐ I'm sorry.

508
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:11,715
I didn't mean it.
No, stop!

509
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,675
‐ I'm gonna stop...
‐ Mommy, stop it!

510
00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:15,511
‐
Mom, look what you're causing.

511
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:16,762
‐ Oh.
Oh, right.

512
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,722
Everything's my fault.
‐ Yeah, it's your fault.

513
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:20,516
‐ Okay, you need to stop.
‐ Leave me alone!

514
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,017
MAYA: Mom!
YUKI: Maya.

515
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:24,603
‐ Okay, I'm calling 9‐1‐1
and Daddy!

516
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,355
‐ Like, this is what you do
to Daddy.

517
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,816
Blame him for everything
and then you're just like‐‐

518
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,234
you're such a...

519
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,360
‐ What?

520
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,402
‐ You're‐‐
KATHY: Just say it.

521
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,899
‐ A cunt.

522
00:18:33,899 --> 00:18:35,734
MAYA:
Stop, stop, stop!

523
00:18:35,734 --> 00:18:37,277
Stop!

524
00:18:37,277 --> 00:18:38,570
YUKI:

525
00:18:38,570 --> 00:18:40,072
‐ Mom, you're embarrassing me!

526
00:18:40,072 --> 00:18:42,282
You're embarrassing me!
‐ You too, okay?

527
00:18:42,282 --> 00:18:44,493
‐

528
00:18:49,414 --> 00:18:51,208
‐ I mean,
I think it looks stupid

529
00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:52,960
with jeans, but...

530
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,503
ANNA:
I think it looks really good.

531
00:18:54,503 --> 00:18:56,046
I don't know why
you didn't wear it as a dress,

532
00:18:56,046 --> 00:18:58,048
but it still looks good.

533
00:18:58,048 --> 00:18:59,550
‐ Thanks for getting it for me.

534
00:18:59,550 --> 00:19:01,009
ANNA:
Of course.

535
00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:02,094
‐ Are you okay?

536
00:19:02,094 --> 00:19:04,138
ANNA: No.
My mom's, like, so pissed.

537
00:19:04,138 --> 00:19:05,639
All night.
She's so pissed.

538
00:19:05,639 --> 00:19:07,724
TERRA:
Maura.

539
00:19:07,724 --> 00:19:10,185
It's great.
Thank you.

540
00:19:10,185 --> 00:19:11,520
ANNA: What about you?

541
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:14,189
Is your mom, like‐‐
did you guys make up?

542
00:19:14,189 --> 00:19:15,941
‐ I mean, no.
You saw what my mom did.

543
00:19:15,941 --> 00:19:18,068
Like, that was so crazy.

544
00:19:18,068 --> 00:19:19,361
‐ What did she do?

545
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:25,492
MAYA:
Don't.

546
00:19:25,492 --> 00:19:27,286
Tell her.
ANNA: I'm not.

547
00:19:27,286 --> 00:19:28,537
It was...

548
00:19:28,537 --> 00:19:32,082
a shopping trip gone bad.

549
00:19:32,082 --> 00:19:35,627
‐ So now you didn't invite me
and you don't tell me stuff.

550
00:19:35,627 --> 00:19:36,628
Cool.

551
00:19:40,382 --> 00:19:42,862
‐ I‐‐sorry.
I'm sorry.

552
00:19:42,862 --> 00:19:44,447
That's not what I meant.

553
00:19:44,447 --> 00:19:45,448
Maura.

554
00:19:45,448 --> 00:19:46,699
‐ Maura, are you serious?

555
00:19:46,699 --> 00:19:47,992
Are you joking?
‐ Maura, come on!

556
00:19:47,992 --> 00:19:49,452
PRINCIPAL: Teachers,

557
00:19:49,452 --> 00:19:52,246
please don't park
in the bus turnaround.

558
00:19:52,246 --> 00:19:53,873
Seems obvious.

559
00:19:53,873 --> 00:19:55,458
But apparently, it's not.

560
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,960
And the results
we've all been waiting for‐‐

561
00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,254
here are
the superlative winners.

562
00:20:01,422 --> 00:20:03,049
Most Likely to Succeed...

563
00:20:03,049 --> 00:20:04,592
ANNA: Maura.
PRINCIPAL: Ashley Stewart.

564
00:20:04,592 --> 00:20:05,885
‐ Maura.
ANNA: Maura.

565
00:20:05,885 --> 00:20:07,929
♪ Maura, Maura, Maura ♪

566
00:20:07,929 --> 00:20:09,221
‐ ♪ Maur, Maur, Maur‐Maur ♪

567
00:20:09,221 --> 00:20:10,848
‐ ♪ Maura ♪
‐ ♪ Maur, Maur, Maur ♪

568
00:20:10,848 --> 00:20:12,350
Stop.

569
00:20:12,350 --> 00:20:14,393
PRINCIPAL: Most Athletic Boy
goes to Joey Roberts.

570
00:20:14,393 --> 00:20:17,772
Best Couple: Heather Taylor
and Alex Nolan.

571
00:20:17,772 --> 00:20:19,815
‐ You guys,
they actually just broke up.

572
00:20:19,815 --> 00:20:21,442
‐
I can't keep up.

573
00:20:21,442 --> 00:20:24,570
PRINCIPAL:
For Class Gossip, Ian Walsh.

574
00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:27,782
And Best Best Friends
goes to Anna Kone

575
00:20:27,782 --> 00:20:29,367
and Maya Ishii‐Peters‐‐

576
00:20:29,367 --> 00:20:30,868
MAYA: Oh!
PRINCIPAL: And Maura Hall.

577
00:20:30,868 --> 00:20:32,495
Most Musical goes to...
‐

578
00:20:32,495 --> 00:20:35,039
BOTH: Oh, my God!
Maura!

579
00:20:35,039 --> 00:20:36,499
‐ Three best friends!

580
00:20:36,499 --> 00:20:38,000
There's the smile.
MAYA: There she is.

581
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,544
There's the happy smile.

582
00:20:40,544 --> 00:20:41,921
‐ I knew we were gonna get it.

583
00:20:41,921 --> 00:20:43,839
‐ Wait, how did we get
three best friends?

584
00:20:43,839 --> 00:20:45,591
That's crazy.
‐ Dude, people just know.

585
00:20:45,591 --> 00:20:47,593
ANNA: We are.
BOTH: Yeah.

586
00:20:47,593 --> 00:20:48,844
‐ Guess we'll have to take
pictures.

587
00:20:48,844 --> 00:20:50,596
‐ I mean, you guys!

588
00:20:50,596 --> 00:20:52,306
‐ Bow down, fools.

589
00:20:52,306 --> 00:20:53,557
MAYA: Fools.

590
00:20:53,557 --> 00:20:56,310
ANNA: Yeah, fools.

591
00:20:56,310 --> 00:20:58,020
Oh, my God.

592
00:20:58,020 --> 00:20:59,939
MAYA: Wait, that's cute.
That blue one.

593
00:20:59,939 --> 00:21:01,065
MAURA: Mm, nah.
MAYA: Nah.

594
00:21:01,065 --> 00:21:02,441
‐ I'm just gonna say,

595
00:21:02,441 --> 00:21:04,777
if we're gonna match
for the superlatives picture,

596
00:21:04,777 --> 00:21:08,155
we don't have a lot of options.

597
00:21:08,155 --> 00:21:10,074
‐ My good stuff's
somewhere else, I feel like.

598
00:21:10,074 --> 00:21:12,201
‐ Wait, is this Limited Too?

599
00:21:12,201 --> 00:21:13,995
ANNA: Oh.
‐ That's so loaded.

600
00:21:13,995 --> 00:21:15,871
‐ Maya, I didn't know
you have Limited Too.

601
00:21:15,871 --> 00:21:17,540
‐ No, it's‐‐it's The Rave.

602
00:21:17,540 --> 00:21:19,959
BOTH:
Oh.

603
00:21:19,959 --> 00:21:21,711
‐ Try to get it.
We have arms.

604
00:21:23,129 --> 00:21:24,338
MAYA: Wait.
MAURA: Try to get it.

605
00:21:24,338 --> 00:21:26,173
Try to get it.
‐ Okay, I have an arm too.

606
00:21:26,173 --> 00:21:27,299
BOTH:
Try to get it.

607
00:21:27,299 --> 00:21:28,426
‐ No, Maya,
you don't have an arm.

608
00:21:28,426 --> 00:21:30,011
‐ No, Maya,
you don't have arms.

609
00:21:30,011 --> 00:21:32,680
‐ Okay, you guys, stop.
You're stretching out my shirt.

610
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,056
Stop.
‐ What else do you have
in here?

611
00:21:34,056 --> 00:21:35,599
‐ It's my favorite shirt.

612
00:21:35,599 --> 00:21:37,977
‐ Dude, you have,
like, nothing here, Maya.

613
00:21:37,977 --> 00:21:39,145
Like, I swear.

614
00:21:39,145 --> 00:21:40,229
ANNA:
Oh, what about this one?

615
00:21:40,229 --> 00:21:42,356
‐ No, fool!
‐ This...

616
00:21:42,356 --> 00:21:44,233
‐ Okay, can I have an arm?

617
00:21:44,233 --> 00:21:45,735
‐ No.
You're in the middle.

618
00:21:45,735 --> 00:21:46,861
‐

619
00:21:46,861 --> 00:21:48,946
This isn't funny, you guys.
Stop.

620
00:21:48,946 --> 00:21:51,157
This is actually, like,
not fun right now.

621
00:21:51,157 --> 00:21:52,992
‐ Chillax, Maya.
God.

622
00:21:52,992 --> 00:21:54,827
‐ Maya, chill.
MAURA: Stop being so sensitive.

623
00:21:54,827 --> 00:21:56,746
‐ I'm not being sensitive.

624
00:21:56,746 --> 00:21:58,039
I just want an arm.

625
00:21:58,039 --> 00:22:01,042
You guys are being
really annoying.

626
00:22:01,042 --> 00:22:02,043
MAURA:
Whatever.

627
00:22:02,043 --> 00:22:03,586
‐ Okay, have fun with arms.

628
00:22:03,586 --> 00:22:05,880
MAURA: What is this?
Like, a fishing net?

629
00:22:22,354 --> 00:22:23,898
YUKI:
What?

630
00:22:23,898 --> 00:22:26,025
What's wrong?

631
00:22:26,025 --> 00:22:27,526
‐ Mom.

632
00:22:30,446 --> 00:22:31,697
YUKI:
What?

633
00:22:31,697 --> 00:22:33,532
‐ What?

634
00:22:33,532 --> 00:22:36,660
‐ Is it Maura?

635
00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:39,330
‐ No.

636
00:22:39,330 --> 00:22:40,956
I love her.

637
00:22:44,835 --> 00:22:46,629
MAYA:
Stop!

638
00:22:48,881 --> 00:22:52,384
Stop looking at me!

639
00:22:52,384 --> 00:22:54,428
‐ Are they being nice to you?
‐ Mom, yes!

640
00:22:54,428 --> 00:22:57,056
They're being nice to me!
They're my best friends!

641
00:22:57,056 --> 00:22:58,933
You don't know anything!

642
00:22:58,933 --> 00:23:02,603
Why are you freaking like this?

643
00:23:02,603 --> 00:23:03,896
‐ Maya?

644
00:23:03,896 --> 00:23:05,064
‐

645
00:23:05,064 --> 00:23:06,440
‐ Nothing is working in here.

646
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,568
‐ It's faulty!

647
00:23:09,568 --> 00:23:11,529
‐
‐ You okay?

648
00:23:11,529 --> 00:23:13,239
‐ Can you not use my gum,
please?

649
00:23:13,239 --> 00:23:14,365
‐ Okay!
‐ Sorry.

650
00:23:14,365 --> 00:23:16,408
I'm trying to save that
for my birthday.

651
00:23:16,408 --> 00:23:18,160
‐ Why?
It's just gum.

652
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,871
‐ Mom, go.
Please.

653
00:23:20,871 --> 00:23:21,872
Go!

654
00:23:23,415 --> 00:23:25,000
‐ Mom, stop.
Can you go?

655
00:23:26,252 --> 00:23:28,295
‐ Mom, please, go.
It's fine.

656
00:23:28,295 --> 00:23:29,713
‐ Then tell her to clean it up.

657
00:23:29,713 --> 00:23:31,048
MAYA: Okay.
YUKI: I don't like it.

658
00:23:31,048 --> 00:23:34,176
‐ Okay, okay, okay!
Go.

659
00:23:34,176 --> 00:23:36,178
MAYA: Mom, it's fine.
Leave.

660
00:23:36,178 --> 00:23:38,097
ANNA: We'll clean it up.
Sorry.

661
00:23:38,097 --> 00:23:39,390
Oh, my gosh.

662
00:23:39,390 --> 00:23:42,184
‐ Maya, your mom has, like...

663
00:23:42,184 --> 00:23:45,396
A scary accent.

664
00:23:45,396 --> 00:23:47,314
‐ My mom doesn't have
an accent.

665
00:23:47,314 --> 00:23:48,482
‐
Are you kidding me?

666
00:23:48,482 --> 00:23:50,234
She has, like,
the thickest accent

667
00:23:50,234 --> 00:23:51,610
I've ever heard.

668
00:23:51,610 --> 00:23:52,695
‐ No, she doesn't.

669
00:23:52,695 --> 00:23:53,988
ANNA: I just don't think
you hear it

670
00:23:53,988 --> 00:23:54,989
because she's your mom.

671
00:23:54,989 --> 00:23:57,324
MAYA: Anna.
‐ But I like it.

672
00:23:57,324 --> 00:23:59,118
‐ You guys, my mom
doesn't have an accent.

673
00:23:59,118 --> 00:24:00,870
That's, like, a really
mean thing of you to say.

674
00:24:00,870 --> 00:24:02,621
Like, you guys are being
really rude.

675
00:24:02,621 --> 00:24:04,790
‐ Dude, I'm not trying
to be rude.
I'm just saying, she has an‐‐

676
00:24:04,790 --> 00:24:06,625
‐ Well, can you please,
like, clean up the clothes?

677
00:24:06,625 --> 00:24:08,085
'Cause you're making
a really big mess.

678
00:24:08,085 --> 00:24:09,962
‐ Okay, but, I mean,
you were doing it too.

679
00:24:09,962 --> 00:24:11,130
‐ Not as much as you, Maura.
Like‐‐

680
00:24:11,130 --> 00:24:12,423
ANNA: Guys, don't‐‐
‐ Yeah, you were.

681
00:24:12,423 --> 00:24:14,216
‐ Don't fight!
Please, please.

682
00:24:14,216 --> 00:24:17,094
Just remember, like,
we are three best friends.

683
00:24:17,094 --> 00:24:18,971
‐ You're so right, Anna.
I'm sorry.

684
00:24:18,971 --> 00:24:21,557
ANNA:
Remember that.

685
00:24:21,557 --> 00:24:23,267
‐ You guys are my number ones.

686
00:24:27,229 --> 00:24:29,231
Maya.
ANNA: Maya.

687
00:24:31,150 --> 00:24:33,277
‐ Love you fools.
‐ Love you fools.

688
00:24:35,362 --> 00:24:36,572
‐ Love you.

689
00:24:42,242 --> 00:24:44,953
‐ I had a really weird dream
last night about Maura.

690
00:24:44,953 --> 00:24:46,624
I was like‐‐

691
00:24:46,624 --> 00:24:49,335
it felt like I had something
stuck in my throat

692
00:24:49,335 --> 00:24:52,713
and I was, like, pulling
and pulling and pulling

693
00:24:52,713 --> 00:24:55,799
and it was, like, Maura's hair
stuck in my lungs.

694
00:24:55,799 --> 00:24:57,676
Like, it kept coming out.

695
00:24:57,676 --> 00:24:59,094
‐ Ew.

696
00:24:59,094 --> 00:25:00,554
You have an amazing brain.

697
00:25:00,554 --> 00:25:01,972
MAURA:
Hi!

698
00:25:01,972 --> 00:25:03,515
BOTH:
Hi!

699
00:25:03,515 --> 00:25:05,935
MAURA: Hi, fools.
How you doing?

700
00:25:05,935 --> 00:25:07,436
‐ Good.
MAURA:

701
00:25:07,436 --> 00:25:08,979
Best Best Friends!

702
00:25:08,979 --> 00:25:10,522
‐ Whoo!
‐ Yes!

703
00:25:10,522 --> 00:25:11,857
‐ Yes.
‐ Yes!

704
00:25:11,857 --> 00:25:13,609
‐ I'm really excited.
‐ I'm really excited.

705
00:25:13,609 --> 00:25:14,777
ANNA: I'm really proud.
‐

706
00:25:14,777 --> 00:25:16,445
MAURA:
So excited.

707
00:25:16,445 --> 00:25:18,864
So, my mom went ahead
and got us a little something.

708
00:25:18,864 --> 00:25:20,449
ANNA:
What?

709
00:25:21,659 --> 00:25:23,410
MAYA:

710
00:25:23,410 --> 00:25:24,411
Shut up.
‐

711
00:25:24,411 --> 00:25:25,829
I was gonna say,
I love your hat.

712
00:25:25,829 --> 00:25:27,414
We were supposed to be matching
and you're not matching.

713
00:25:27,414 --> 00:25:29,083
Oh, my God.
‐ Oh, my God.

714
00:25:29,083 --> 00:25:30,542
You got this?
‐ Is this felt?

715
00:25:30,542 --> 00:25:32,461
MAURA: No, it's Angora.
ANNA: Oh, no, I know.

716
00:25:32,461 --> 00:25:33,671
I love Angora.

717
00:25:33,671 --> 00:25:35,256
‐ They look so good
on you guys.

718
00:25:35,256 --> 00:25:36,340
Do you like it, Maya?

719
00:25:36,340 --> 00:25:39,009
‐ Yeah, it just doesn't fit.

720
00:25:39,009 --> 00:25:41,512
Can you‐‐

721
00:25:41,512 --> 00:25:43,138
MAURA:
It looks really good like that.

722
00:25:43,138 --> 00:25:45,683
MAYA: Oh, okay.
‐ Let's just‐‐yeah.

723
00:25:45,683 --> 00:25:46,976
‐ Thank you.
‐ How?

724
00:25:46,976 --> 00:25:48,269
‐ We need to look good.

725
00:25:48,269 --> 00:25:51,647
We're gonna be looking at this
when we're 40.

726
00:25:51,647 --> 00:25:53,732
PHOTOGRAPHER:
All right, Best Best Friends?

727
00:25:53,732 --> 00:25:55,526
MAURA: That's us.
‐ Get ready.

728
00:25:55,526 --> 00:25:56,986
‐ Oh, wait.
Hang on.

729
00:25:56,986 --> 00:25:58,529
There's something else.

730
00:26:02,283 --> 00:26:03,784
‐ What?
‐ Maura!

731
00:26:03,784 --> 00:26:05,077
You're so nice.

732
00:26:05,077 --> 00:26:06,745
‐ No, no, open it.

733
00:26:06,745 --> 00:26:08,455
Open it.
‐ Oh.

734
00:26:08,455 --> 00:26:09,623
‐

735
00:26:09,623 --> 00:26:10,958
MAURA:
They're friendship necklaces.

736
00:26:10,958 --> 00:26:12,376
ANNA:
Oh, my God.

737
00:26:12,376 --> 00:26:14,461
‐ It's three
and it makes a heart.

738
00:26:14,461 --> 00:26:15,754
I have the middle piece.

739
00:26:17,506 --> 00:26:18,924
‐ Oh, my God.
‐

740
00:26:18,924 --> 00:26:20,759
MAURA: I know!
‐ Incredible.

741
00:26:20,759 --> 00:26:22,886
MAYA:
It says "best friends forever."

742
00:26:22,886 --> 00:26:24,388
‐ Yeah.
Put it on.

743
00:26:24,388 --> 00:26:27,975
It'll look really good
for the picture.

744
00:26:33,022 --> 00:26:35,483
ANNA: I like them together.
MAYA: Yeah, I like it.

745
00:26:35,483 --> 00:26:37,735
‐ Actually,
that might be kinda weird.

746
00:26:37,735 --> 00:26:40,155
With two.

747
00:26:40,155 --> 00:26:41,615
‐ Oh, right.
Sorry.

748
00:26:41,615 --> 00:26:43,200
Yeah, stupid.
MAURA: Yeah.

749
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,451
Just the one.
ANNA: Oh, yeah.

750
00:26:44,451 --> 00:26:45,953
Okay, JK.

751
00:26:45,953 --> 00:26:47,496
Just put it safely there.

752
00:26:49,748 --> 00:26:51,083
‐ Kay.

753
00:26:51,083 --> 00:26:52,125
Let's go.

754
00:26:55,254 --> 00:26:56,588
♪ ♪

755
00:26:56,588 --> 00:26:58,632
Oh, uh, Maya,
I might wanna go in the middle

756
00:26:58,632 --> 00:27:00,467
'cause, like, I have
the middle piece.

757
00:27:00,467 --> 00:27:01,468
‐ Oh.
‐ Yeah.

758
00:27:01,468 --> 00:27:03,303
‐ Well, I‐‐okay.
‐ Okay.

759
00:27:03,303 --> 00:27:04,388
First pose!
‐ Oh.

760
00:27:04,388 --> 00:27:07,641
‐ Okay.
Hold on.

761
00:27:07,641 --> 00:27:09,393
‐ Charlie's Angels!

762
00:27:09,393 --> 00:27:10,727
‐ Okay, wait.
‐ Oh, wait.

763
00:27:10,727 --> 00:27:12,396
‐ Look hot, guys.

764
00:27:12,396 --> 00:27:13,981
SINGER: ♪ The way that
you want it to ♪

765
00:27:13,981 --> 00:27:16,650
‐ Um‐‐
‐ Necklaces!

766
00:27:16,650 --> 00:27:18,235
‐ Okay.
‐ Yeah.

767
00:27:18,235 --> 00:27:20,279
‐ Kay.
‐ Oh, my God.

768
00:27:20,279 --> 00:27:22,114
Okay.
‐ Won't fit without mine!

769
00:27:22,114 --> 00:27:24,283
Best friends forever!

770
00:27:24,283 --> 00:27:26,868
SINGER: ♪ Put a smile
on your face ♪

771
00:27:26,868 --> 00:27:28,662
♪ Make the world
a better place ♪

772
00:27:28,662 --> 00:27:31,456
♪ Put a smile on your face ♪

773
00:27:31,456 --> 00:27:34,084
♪ Whatcha gonna do, say,
whatcha gonna do ♪

774
00:27:34,084 --> 00:27:36,169
♪ Put a smile on your face ♪

775
00:27:36,169 --> 00:27:37,838
KATHY: I'm telling you,
a new Anna.

776
00:27:37,838 --> 00:27:39,298
Like she's possessed.

777
00:27:39,298 --> 00:27:41,008
‐ Hold on.
Call waiting.

778
00:27:43,260 --> 00:27:44,386
Hello?

779
00:27:44,386 --> 00:27:45,679
KATHY:
Still Kathy.

780
00:27:45,679 --> 00:27:47,222
‐ Oh.

781
00:27:48,348 --> 00:27:49,891
Hello?
Yuki.

782
00:27:49,891 --> 00:27:51,643
LEANNE:
Hey, it's Leanne.

783
00:27:51,643 --> 00:27:54,187
Just wanna say thanks
for being so good to Maura.

784
00:27:54,187 --> 00:27:56,648
‐ Oh, Maura's mom.

785
00:27:56,648 --> 00:27:59,526
I'm just talking
with Anna's mom, Kathy.

786
00:27:59,526 --> 00:28:01,820
Maybe let's all talk.

787
00:28:01,820 --> 00:28:03,269
Uh, hold on.

788
00:28:03,269 --> 00:28:04,687
I'll get‐‐

789
00:28:04,687 --> 00:28:06,147
Let's see.

790
00:28:06,147 --> 00:28:07,523
Kathy?
LEANNE: No.

791
00:28:07,523 --> 00:28:09,734
It's just Leanne.
‐ Oh, shit.

792
00:28:13,654 --> 00:28:17,116
SINGER:
♪  ♪

793
00:28:17,116 --> 00:28:18,451
♪ Love it when you smile ♪

794
00:28:18,451 --> 00:28:21,454
♪ You look beautiful
like that ♪

795
00:28:21,454 --> 00:28:23,581
♪  ♪

796
00:28:23,581 --> 00:28:26,459
♪ Your dimples are so cute ♪

797
00:28:26,459 --> 00:28:28,002
♪ ♪

798
00:28:28,002 --> 00:28:31,464
♪ I love the happiness and...
smile ♪