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>> Cord: GOOD MORNING.
GOOD AFTERNOON -- WHATEVER TIME
IT IS IN YOUR WORLD...
WE INVITE YOU TO THE WEDDING OF
THE CENTURY.
THE MAJESTY!
THE POMP!
THE PAGEANTRY!
THE GLORY AND THE LUXURY.
A FAIRY TALE FOR ALL TIME.
TWO COUNTRIES COME TOGETHER IN
THIS HISTORIC CELEBRATION OF
LOVE TO WITNESS THE UNION
OF THE AMERICAN, MEGHAN MARKLE
AND PRINCE HARRY OF ENGLAND.
AMERICA.
ENGLAND.
TWO BITTER ENEMIES WILL PUT DOWN
THEIR SWORDS, IF JUST FOR A DAY,
IN FAVOR OF LOVE.
FOR LOVE IS THE WEAPON AND OUR
HEARTS ARE THE BATTLEFIELD.
MEGHAN.
HARRY.
A LOVE STORY FOR THE AGES.
MAY 19TH.
2018.
>> Announcer: FROM LONDON,
ENGLAND, AND THE CITY OF
WINDSOR, A VERY SPECIAL
PRESENTATION OF...
THE ROYAL WEDDING LIVE!
WITH YOUR HOSTS, CORD HOSENBECK
AND TISH CATTIGAN!
HERE'S CORD AND TISH...
>> Cord: HELLO, EVERYONE.
I'M CORD HOSENSBECK AND
ALONGSIDE ME AS ALWAYS, MY GOOD,
GOOD FRIEND.
TISH CATTIGAN.
TISH, IS THIS SPECIAL OR WHAT?
>> Tish: CORD, I HAVEN'T STOPPED
CRYING SINCE WE GOT OFF THE
PLANE.
>> Cord: IT'S TRUE, FOLKS.
THIS WOMAN HAS BEEN A WRECK!
>> Tish: WEDDINGS MAKE ME CRY.
I GET SO EMOTIONAL.
>> Cord: WELL, TRY TO HOLD IT
IN!
PLEASE!
WE'VE DONE SO MANY IMPORTANT
EVENTS OVER THE YEARS.
THE ROSE PARADE IN PASADENA.
THE SANTA BARBARA KENNEL SHOW.
THE WOMEN'S GYMNASTIC REGIONALS
IN PHOENIX.
THE DEMOLITION DERBY.
I COULD GO ON AND ON.
>> Tish: SO MANY IMPORTANT
EVENTS.
>> Cord: IS THERE ANYTHING
BIGGER THAN THIS?
>> Tish: IT MIGHT BE TOO BIG,
CORD!
HERE WE ARE LIVE FROM LONDON,
ENGLAND, JUST A STONES THROW
AWAY FROM WINDSOR.
AND YOU CAN JUST FEEL THE
EXCITEMENT IN THE AIR.
CAN'T YOU, CORD?
>> Cord: IT IS PALPABLE.
I'M GOING TO SAY IT, THIS EVENT
IS WAY TOO BIG FOR US.
HBO HAS MADE A HUGE MISTAKE.
THEY HAVE BILL MAUL!
THEY HAVE BRYANT GUMBEL!
IT'S A BIG GAMBLE GOING WITH
US...
BUT HERE WE ARE, AND WE ARE
GOING TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT!
>> Tish: THANK YOU FOR THE
OPPORTUNITY, HBO.
AND CORD, TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT'S
BEHIND US.
>> Cord: THAT'S THE TOWER BRIDGE
RIGHT BEHIND US, FOLKS!
THAT'S A BOATLOAD OF HISTORY!
A HUGE, OLD CRUISE SHIP FULL OF
HISTORY.
BUT THROW THE HISTORY BOOKS OUT.
ALL OF ENGLAND, MAYBE ALL OF THE
WORLD, HAS STOPPED WHATEVER
THEY'RE DOING FOR THIS VERY
IMPORTANT DAY.
THE WEDDING OF PRINCE HARRY AND
THE AMERICAN MEGHAN MARKLE.
AND AS TISH SAID, WE ARE WAITING
IN GREAT ANTICIPATION FOR WHEN
THE TWO NEWLYWEDS STEP
OUT OF THE CHAPEL OVER IN
WINDSOR...
AND HOPEFULLY, GIVE US A SPECIAL
KISS.
I'M HOPING!
>> Tish: OKAY, YOU ARE LOOKING
AT A LIVE SHOT OF ST. GEORGE'S
CHAPEL, WHERE THE CEREMONY IS
BEING PERFORMED.
AS WE UNDERSTAND, THE WEDDING
PARTY WILL STEP OUT OF ST.
GEORGE'S CHAPEL AFTER THE
CEREMONY, SHARE A FEW MOMENTS
WITH THE CROWD -- PERHAPS HAVE
SOME PICTURES TAKEN, AND
THEN THEY WILL CLIMB ABOARD A
BEAUTIFUL CARRIAGE AND PARADE
THROUGH THE STREETS OF WINDSOR.
>> Cord: A HORSE DRAWN CARRIAGE?
>> Tish: YES, CORD.
IT'S GOING TO BE MAGNIFICENT!
>> Cord: OKAY.
AS YOU KNOW...
NOT A BIG FAN OF HORSES.
THEY JUST SCARE ME.
BUT HERE'S WHERE YOU PUT THE
JOURNALISM CAP ON AND TRY TO BE
A PRO.
>> Tish: OH, CORD, IT'S GOING TO
BE FINE!
THE CARRIAGE WILL PARADE THROUGH
THE STREETS, THEN IT'S BACK TO
WINDSOR CASTLE WHERE THERE WILL
BE A RECEPTION.
>> Cord: JUST WISH SOMEONE WOULD
HAVE TOLD ME IN ADVANCE ABOUT
THE HORSES.
ANYWAY, IT LOOKS LIKE MAYBE A
MILLION, MAYBE A HUNDRED MILLION
PEOPLE, HAVE GATHERED OUTSIDE
JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE OF THESE
TWO SPECIAL PEOPLE.
TISH, YOUR IMPRESSIONS LEADING
UP TO THIS GREAT DAY?
>> Tish: WELL, CORD, AS YOU
KNOW, PRINCE HARRY IS A VIRGO
AND MEGHAN IS A LEO.
THAT'S USUALLY A CHALLENGING
RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE THE FIERY,
PASSIONATE LEO CAN OVERWHELM THE
STABLE, PRACTICAL VIRGO.
NOT TO MENTION THAT HARRY'S
NATAL MOON IS OPPOSITE FROM
MEGHAN'S NATAL URANUS.
BUT THESE TWO HAVE PROVEN THAT
OPPOSITES REALLY DO ATTRACT!
>> Cord: TISH, I'M GONNA BE A
STRAIGHT SHOOTER WITH YOU HERE.
I'VE SAID IT IN THE PAST, WHEN
YOU GET GOING ON THIS KIND OF
STUFF, I TUNE OUT.
>> Tish: VIRGOS AND LEOS MAKE
STRANGE LOVERS.
THAT'S JUST A KNOWN ASTROLOGICAL
FACT.
BUT I AM ROOTING FOR THEM.
I AM!
>> Cord: IF YOU'RE NOT ROOTING
FOR THESE TWO BEAUTIFUL YOUNG
LOVERS, THEN YOU ARE EITHER A
REAL HATER OR YOU ARE DEAD!
>> Tish: THERE ARE NO HATERS ON
THE STREETS OF WINDSOR TODAY!
>> Cord: SPEAKING OF THE STREETS
OF WINDSOR, TISH.
YOU KNOW WHO IS DOWN THERE NOW?
>> Tish: WHO IS DOWN THERE?
>> Cord: IT'S OUR GOOD FRIEND
AND LONGTIME PARTNER, MR. TIM
MEADOWS.
[LAUGHTER]
>> Tim: HEY, GUYS.
I'M STANDING HERE ON WHAT IS
KNOWN AS THE LONG WALK, WHERE
HARRY AND MEGHAN WILL ROLL PAST
IN THEIR FAIRY BOOK CHARIOT, AS
THEY HEAD BACK INTO
WINDSOR CASTLE TO START THEIR
NEW LIVES AS HUSBAND AND WIFE.
THROUGHOUT THE BROADCAST, I'LL
BE REPORTING FROM HERE IN
WINDSOR, WHERE PEOPLE HAVE
BEEN GATHERING SINCE LATE LAST
NIGHT JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE OF
HISTORY IN THE MAKING.
>> Cord: OKAY, TIM, WE'LL LOOK
FORWARD TO THAT.
DOES HE LOOK A LITTLE HEAVIER
THAN WHEN WE LAST SAW HIM?
>> Tish: HE DOES.
I'M SURE HE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK
ABOUT IT, THOUGH.
PEOPLE GAIN WEIGHT FOR ALL KINDS
OF REASONS.
>> Cord: OF COURSE.
I'LL LEAVE IT ALONE...
BUT IT'S NOTICEABLE.
>> Tim: GUYS, I CAN HEAR YOU.
>> Cord: A FEW MONTHS AGO HE
WAS SLIM AND FIT.
NOW HE LOOKS LIKE HE HASN'T
STOPPED EATING.
>> Tim: I CAN STILL HEAR YOU.
MY KIDS ARE WATCHING THIS.
>> Cord: OH, OKAY, HIS MIKE IS
STILL ON.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, MY FRIEND.
WE WILL CHECK BACK WITH YOU
LATER.
ANYWAY, WE WILL BE CHECKING WITH
TIM.
HE MIXES IT UP ALONG THE LONG
WALK.
SO MUCH FUN AND IT IS JUST
STARTING.
>> Tish: HE'S RIGHT THERE IN
THE MIDDLE OF ALL THE HUBBUB.
>> Cord: I HOPE PEOPLE HAVE
ALREADY FINISHED WITH THEIR
PICNIC LUNCHES BECAUSE HE WILL
PROBABLY EAT WHATEVER IS LEFT.
HE'S EATING IT ALL UP,
LITERALLY.
HE'S EATING THE TOWN OF WINDSOR
UP.
TISH, IT'S SO EARLY BACK HOME IN
THE U.S.
FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE JUST
WAKING UP AND HAVE MISSED ALL
THE GREAT STUFF THAT HAS ALREADY
HAPPENED TODAY, CAN YOU JUST
CATCH EVERYONE UP TO SPEED?
>> Tish: I WOULD BE HAPPY TO.
WHAT A DAY IT HAS BEEN.
EARLY IN THE MORNING, THE CROWDS
STARTED COMING INTO WINDSOR...
THE STREETS ALL ALONG THE
PROCESSION ROUTE, WE SAW THE
FIRST ARRIVAL OF THE GUE GUE.
DIGNITARIES AND MILITARY MEN AND
FRIENDS OF BOTH PARTIES.
WOMEN DECKED OUT IN THEIR BEST
FINERY AND OF COURSE THE HATS,
THE BEAUTIFUL HATS -- THE
FASCINATORS AS THEY ARE KNOWN --
AFTER THE FIRST GROUP OF
ARRIVALS, IT WAS TIME FOR THE
ROYAL FAMILY AND, OF COURSE, THE
QUEEN.
BUT ON THIS SPECIAL DAY, SHE
WILLINGLY TAKES A BACK SEAT TO
THE BRIDE.
MEGHAN MARKLE.
HER CAR MAKES ITS WAY THROUGH
THE STREETS.
ALL EYES ARE ON MEGHAN THIS
MORNING.
>> Cord: AND THAT IS WHERE WE
ARE.
WE ANXIOUSLY AWAIT THE NEWLYWEDS
AS THEY LEAVE THE CHURCH,
HUSBAND AND WIFE.
HOLD ON, HOLD ON, THEY ARE
COMING OUT OF THE CHURCH.
CAN WE CUT TO THE CHURCH?
HERE THEY COME!
♪ HERE COMES THE BRIDE! ♪
YES!
>> Tish: CORD.
NOTHING'S HAPPENING.
IT'S NOT TIME.
DON'T POUR CHAMPAGNE, IT'S NOT
TIME.
>> Cord: I JUST GOT TOO DARN
EXCITED.
>> Tish: YOU NEED TO CLEAN
YOURSELF UP.
CALM DOWN, CORD, YOU ARE GETTING
AHEAD OF YOURSELF.
THEY ARE STILL IN THE CHURCH.
>> Cord: I HAVE TO BREATHE,
I'M SO EXCITED.
>> Tish: [LAUGHS]
>> Cord: FIRST MISTAKE OF THE
DAY RIGHT THERE.
>> Tish: GO WITH THE FLOW.
>> Cord: WHAT'S GOING ON IN
THE CHURCH?
DO WE KNOW?
>> Tish: WELL, THE SERVICE
ITSELF IS BEING PERFORMED BY THE
HEAD OF ST. GEORGE'S CHAPEL...
AND THE ARCHIBISHOP OF
CANTERBURY, JUSTIN WELBY IS
PRESIDING OVER THE VOWS.
>> Cord: HE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE
ARCHBISHOPS!
>> Tish: EVEN THOUGH HE'S THE
SPIRITUAL LEADER OF 85 MILLION
MEMBERS OF THE ANGLICAN
CHURCH, HE ACTUALLY ADMITTED
THAT HE FEELS NERVOUS AND IS
WORRIED THAT HE'LL
ACCIDENTALLY DROP THE WEDDING
RINGS.
ISN'T THAT INTERESTING?
>> Cord: I WOULD DROP THOSE
RINGS!
I AM ALL THUMBS WHEN IT COMES TO
STUFF LIKE THAT.
AND I WOULD DROP THOSE RINGS!
I'D DROP THEM AND THEY'D ROLL
OUT OF THE CHURCH AND DOWN A
STORM DRAIN.
I'D BE TRYING TO FISH THEM OUT
WITH SOME STRING AND A MAGNET.
FIGHTING A RAT FOR THEM.
A STINKY SEWER RAT.
FOR THE RINGS.
WHO ELSE IS IN THERE?
>> Tish: THERE ARE OVER 600
INVITED GUESTS IN THE CHAPEL TO
WITNESS THIS VERY SPECIAL EVENT.
HARRY'S GRANDFATHER,
PRINCE PHILIP, THE DUKE OF
EDINBURGH, HARRY'S FATHER, OF
COURSE, THE PRINCE OF WALES.
CHARLES.
AND HIS WIFE, CAMILLA, DUCHESS
OF CORNWALL...
HARRY'S BROTHER, WILLIAM, OF
COURSE.
AND KATE MIDDLETON, WHO JUST
GAVE BIRTH TO HER PRECIOUS SON,
PRINCE LOUIS, THREE AND A HALF
WEEKS AGO.
LOUIS IS NOT COMING TO THE
WEDDING.
HE WILL BE STAYING AT HOME WITH
A BABYSITTER.
>> Cord: THAT'S GREAT.
I'M GLAD THEY WERE ABLE TO GET A
BABYSITTER.
THAT'S TOUGH ON A BUSY HOLIDAY.
>> Tish: I'M SURE SHE'S
FEELS LIKE SHE'S PART OF THE
CEREMONY.
MEGHAN MARKLE'S MOTHER, DORIA
RAGLAND, IS IN THERE.
SHE'S A YOGA INSTRUCTOR AND A
VERY SPIRITUAL LADY.
SHE WORKS WITH THE GERIATRIC
COMMUNITY.
HARRY'S BEST FRIEND FROM ETON,
TOM INSKIP, IS IN THERE ALONG
WITH A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS
FROM SCHOOL AND FROM HIS TIME IN
THE MILITARY.
>> Cord: THEY MUST HAVE SUCH
CAMARADERIE.
>> Tish: SINGER JOSS STONE, A
LONGTIME FRIEND OF THE ROYALS,
IS IN THERE.
LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW HOST JAMES
CORDEN AND TENNIS STAR SERENA
WILLIAMS ARE INSIDE AS WELL.
LOOK HOW ELEGANT SERENA LOOKS.
MEGHAN, AS YOU KNOW, HAS ALSO
INVITED CAST MEMBERS FROM HER
HIT SHOW "SUITS" TO THE
WEDDING.
>> Cord: "SUITS!"
I JUST LOVE IT!
>> Tish: YOU DO?
>> Cord: YES!
I LOVE ALL THOSE SHOWS.
"ROYAL PAINS," USA NETWORK.
ALL THE WAY.
PRACTICALLY MY FAVORITE, AFTER
"QUANTICO."
>> Tish: OH, "QUANTICO," I
KNOW THAT.
>> Cord: FOR THOSE OF YOU NOT
FAMILIAR WITH "SUITS," LOOK AT
THIS.
"SUITS" IS A SHOW THAT GOES
BEHIND THE SCENES OF HIGH-STAKES
WORLD OF QUALITY MENSWEAR,
WHERE EGOS ARE HIGH AND THREAD
COUNTS ARE HIGHER.
IT'S A WORLD OF INTRIGUE AND
HIGH FASHION, EVERYONE WEARS A
SUIT.
NOW IN ITS 15TH SEASON, THE
CRITICALLY-ACCLAIMED SERIES HAS
WON COUNTLESS AWARDS.
AND A GROWING AUDIENCE.
AS THE NEW SEASON BEGINS, FOLLOW
THE SCANDAL AND INTRIGUE AT SUIT
BROTHERS AS THEY FEND
OFF A DEVASTATING TAKEOVER FROM
SUIT BARN.
THE FUTURE OF ELEGANT MENSWEAR
HANGS IN THE BALANCE.
BEHIND EVERY GREAT SUIT IS A
STORY.
MONDAYS AT 8:00 A.M. ON PBS.
>> Tish: THAT WAS TERRIBLE,
CORD.
>> Cord: I KNOW.
I THOUGHT I'D TAKE A STAB AT IT.
I MADE THAT.
I'VE NEVER SEEN AN EPISODE OF
"SUITS" BUT I JUST KNOW IT'S A
GREAT SHOW!
I JUST FEEL IT IN MY BONES.
WITH A TITLE LIKE "SUITS,"
HOW CAN IT NOT BE GOOD?
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
WHAT ABOUT SNUBS?
BESIDES US, OF COURSE!
WHO WAS NOT INVITED TO THIS
SHINDIG?
>> Tish: WELL, NO POLITICAL
FIGURES WERE INVITED TO THE
WEDDING BECAUSE OF THE ROYAL
FAMILY'S WISH TO BE SEEN AS
APOLITICAL.
IN FACT, NOW THAT MEGHAN IS
OFFICIALLY A MEMBER OF THE ROYAL
FAMILY, SHE'LL HAVE TO GET
RID OF ALL SOCIAL MEDIA AND
REFRAIN FROM EXPRESSING HER
POLITICAL VIEWS.
THAT'S BECAUSE AN ROYALS -- IT
IS TOUGH.
>> Cord: SOCIAL MEDIA, GET
OFF.
WE ARE ALL ADDICTED.
>> Tish: ROYALS ARE EXPECTED
TO BE POLITICALLY NEUTRAL IN
PUBLIC.
SO THAT MEANS NO U.S. PRESIDENT
DONALD TRUMP.
>> Cord: OUCH!
NO TRUMPY!
THAT'S GOTTA HURT.
>> Tish: BUT ALSO NO BARACK AND
MICHELLE OBAMA.
>> Cord: DOUBLE OUCH!
CAN'T PICK SIDES, THOUGH!
THESE ROYALS GOTTA PLAY IT RIGHT
DOWN THE MIDDLE.
JUST LIKE US, TISH!
IF YOU'RE JUST JOINING US, WE
ARE LOOKING AT A LIVE SHOT OF
ST. GEORGE'S CHAPEL.
INSIDE, AMERICAN MEGHAN MARKLE
IS MARRYING INTO THE MOST
PRESTIGIOUS, LUXURIOUS FAMILY
IN THE WORLD.
>> Tish: WE WOULD SHOW YOU
WHAT'S GOING ON INSIDE BUT WE
JUST DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO THE
FOOTAGE!
>> Cord: WE DON'T!
WE JUST DON'T!
SO, TISH, HOW STRICT IS IT IN
THERE?
>> Tish: I TELL YOU WHAT, CORD.
IT'S NOT LIKE WEDDINGS BACK IN
THE U.S.
WHEN THE INVITATIONS WENT OUT,
THEY CAME WITH A SMALL BOOK OF
RULES PEOPLE HAD TO FOLLOW JUST
TO SIT IN THE CHURCH.
FOR INSTANCE, ON THE OFFICIAL
INVITATION, IT SAYS THE DRESS
CODE FOR MEN IS MILITARY
UNIFORM, MORNING COAT OR LOUNGE
SUIT.
>> Cord: LOUNGE SUITS?
IS THAT LIKE A TRACKSUIT?
THAT DOESN'T SOUND SO BAD.
I'VE BEEN TO WEDDINGS IN A
TRACKSUIT.
>> Tish: I THINK A LOUNGE SUIT
IS JUST WHAT THEY CALL A REGULAR
BUSINESS SUIT OVER HERE.
>> Cord: GOT IT.
MAKES SENSE.
WHAT WAS I THINKING?
THIS IS A CLASS ACT.
>> Tish: NOW AS FOR WOMEN, THEY
ARE EXPECTED TO WEAR A DAY DRESS
THAT COVERS THE SHOULDERS, A HAT
AND CLOSED-TOED SHOES.
PLUS, ALL PUMPS ARE
MEDIUM-HEIGHT BECAUSE HIGH HEELS
ARE INAPPROPRIATE.
>> Cord: NO FLIP-FLOPS, RIGHT?
>> Tish: NO FLIP-FLOPS.
>> Cord: I'LL TELL YOU, TISH,
THESE RULES WOULDN'T FLY AT A
HOSENBECK WEDDING.
I'VE GOT RELATIVES THAT SHOW UP
TO WEDDINGS IN TANK TOPS AND
DAISY DUKES AND IF YOU JUST
LOOK AT 'EM FUNNY THEY WILL
THROW DOWN.
IN FACT, I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A
WEDDING IN MY FAMILY THAT HASN'T
BROKEN OUT INTO A COMPLEX,
VIOLENT FIGHT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK THE CHANCE IS
THAT THIS WEDDING TURNS INTO A
GOOD OLD-FASHIONED BRAWL?
A DONNYBROOK?
>> Tish: I DON'T THINK THERE'S
ANY CHANCE OF THAT HAPPENING AT
ALL.
NOT AT ALL.
>> Cord: AND, THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT.
THE DIGNITY.
>> Tish: THIS IS DIFFERENT.
>> Cord: THESE PEOPLE KNOW HOW
TO KEEP THEIR COOL.
EVERYTHING'S SMOOTH.
I LIKE THAT.
GIVE ME SOME MORE RULES.
>> Tish: MORE RULES FOR CORD.
WE ALSO HAVE, OH, YES, THIS IS A
GOOD ONE.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH THE
QUEEN.
YOU CAN'T EVEN SHAKE THE QUEEN'S
HAND.
YOU CANNOT SPEAK TO THE QUEEN
UNLESS THE QUEEN SPEAKS TO YOU
FIRST.
>> Cord: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, I
GET NERVOUS AROUND PEOPLE WHO
DON'T TALK.
YOU KNOW I AM A NERVOUS TALKER
AT TIMES.
YOU DON'T WANT TO GET STUCK NEXT
TO CORD HOSENBECK ON A LONG
FLIGHT.
IF THE QUEEN DIDN'T TALK TO ME,
I JUST HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING.
I'D PLAY IT COOL UP UNTIL THAT
POINT BUT I'D HAVE TO SAY
SOMETHING LIKE "THOSE ARE
SOME LUXURIOUS JEWELS YOU ARE
WEARING."
I WOULD JUST SPILL OUT OF MY
MOUTH.
>> Tish: YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT DO THAT.
YOU'D HAVE TO TRY AND CONTAIN
YOURSELF.
>> Cord: LET'S JUST HOPE I
NEVER MEET THE QUEEN.
I WOULD BLOW THAT FOR SURE.
I'D HAVE TO ASK HER ABOUT THOSE
DARN CROWN JEWELS!
I AM JUST FASCINATED BY THE
CROWN JEWELS...
TISH, IF YOU'LL INDULGE ME A
MINUTE, I'VE PUT TOGETHER A
LITTLE DOCUMENTARY ABOUT THE
CROWN JEWELS.
LET'S TAKE SOME TIME TO LEARN
MORE ABOUT THE CROWN JEWELS.
THE CROWN JEWELS.
THE MOST LUXURIOUS JEWELS IN THE
WORLD.
THEIR SPLENDOR IS LEGENDARY.
WHAT ARE THEY?
WHERE DO THEY COME FROM?
WILL THEIR MYSTERY EVER BE
SOLVED?
KEPT IN A SECRET BOX, BEHIND A
SECRET DOOR IN A HIGHLY SECRET
ROOM, THE JEWELS ARE
ENGLAND'S MOST GUARDED SECRET!
THOSE WHO HOLD THE SECRET CAN
NEVER TELL THE SECRET.
THE CROWN JEWELS.
WORN ON FESTIVE OCCASIONS AND
SOMETIMES JUST TO SHOW OFF, THEY
BEDAZZLE, THEY SHIMMER,
AND THEY SHINE.
THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN SO MANY
WAYS.
THEY ARE THE CROWN JEWELS AND
THEY ARE LUXURIOUSLY
MAGNIFICENT.
>> Tish: CORD, YOU MADE THAT?
>> Cord: YEAH, I THOUGHT IT WAS
PRETTY GOOD.
I MADE THAT ON MY COMPUTER.
>> Tish: CORD!
REALLY...
IT WAS A LITTLE BIT SILLY.
IT WASN'T VERY INFORMATIVE.
>> Cord: I THOUGHT IT WAS
PRETTY COOL.
I HAD EFFECTS AND EVERYTHING.
>> Tish: IT WAS GOOD EFFORT.
I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.
I KNOW WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW
THE CROWN JEWELS ARE PROTECTED.
THE SILLIEST THOUGHT JUST POPPED
INTO MY HEAD.
>> Cord: WHAT IS THAT?
HOLD ON, I'VE GOT TO KNOW.
>> Tish: [LAUGHS]
I FEEL EMBARRASSED TO TELL YOU.
>> Cord: OH, MY GOD, YOU'VE
GOT A CASE OF THE GIGGLES.
WHAT IS RUNNING THROUGH THAT
MIND OF YOURS, TISH CATTIGAN?
>> Tish: I THINK I WOULD BE
VERY GOOD AT ORCHESTRATING A
JEWEL HEIST.
>> Cord: [LAUGHS]
WHAT?
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
>> Tish: I WOULD NEVER
ACTUALLY DO IT.
ESPECIALLY DURING THE ROYAL
WEDDING.
NO.
>> Cord: YOU ARE SOMETHING
ELSE RIGHT NOW.
>> Tish: I THINK IN GENERAL, I
HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE A
GOOD JEWEL THIEF.
>> Cord: I KNOW WE ARE
LAUGHING ABOUT THIS AND HAVING
FUN BUT I DON'T DISAGREE.
>> Tish: THANK YOU.
I'M GOOD AT EXECUTIVE
DECISION-MAKING.
I'M VERY WELL-RESEARCHED, BUT
READY TO CHANGE THINGS UP ON THE
FLY IF I NEED TO.
>> Cord: ABSOLUTELY, YOU ARE A
BROADCASTER.
I'M SEEING THE CORRELATION.
>> Tish: I DELEGATE
RESPONSIBILITY, I WORK WELL WITH
THE CREW.
I'M IN GOOD SHAPE, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, PILATES.
I DON'T THINK ANYONE WOULD
SUSPECT ME BECAUSE I DON'T SEEM
THE TYPE TO BE A JEWEL THIEF.
>> Cord: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M
SAYING THIS RIGHT NOW, I REALLY
PICTURE IT.
I PICTURE IT.
YOU AS THE MASTERMIND OF AN
ORGANIZED TEAM OF JEWEL THIEVES,
WEARING LITTLE CAT BURGLAR
MASKS.
>> Tish: EXACTLY.
WITH THE RIGHT TEAM, I REALLY
THINK I CAN PULL IT OFF, CORD.
FRONT-PAGE NEWS, THE ULTIMATE
HEIST.
>> Cord: THERE'S NOTHING MY
FRIEND TISH CATTIGAN CAN'T DO.
>> Tish: THANK YOU.
THE ONLY PART I DON'T LIKE IS
THE STEALING.
I DON'T WANT TO STEAL.
JUST BECAUSE IT'S WRONG TO
STEAL.
I DON'T WANT TO BREAK THE LAW.
AND PEOPLE'S FEELINGS WOULD GET
HURT.
>> Cord: NO, OF COURSE.
YOU WOULD NEVER WANT TO HURT
ANYONE'S FEELINGS.
AND STEAL THEIR ROYAL CROWN
JEWELS.
>> Tish: SOMETIMES PEOPLE ASK
ME, "TISH, WHAT WOULD YOU DO
IF YOU WEREN'T A BROADCASTER?"
>> Cord: AND NOW YOU CAN TELL
THEM.
YOU CAN START AT THE TOWER OF
LONDON, WHERE THEY KEEP THE
CROWN JEWELS.
>> Tish: RIGHT BEHIND US.
>> Cord: IT'S RIGHT BEHIND ME.
>> Tish: IF I WAS A JEWEL
THIEF, I CAN'T GET TO SIT NEXT
TO YOU, AND I WOULDN'T LIKE THAT
VERY MUCH.
>> Cord: DITTO, PARTNER.
>> Tish: THAT I CANNOT
PICTURE.
>> Cord: TISH, YOU JUST STOLE
MY HEART.
GIVE IT BACK.
LET'S GO BACK OUT TO TIM
MEADOWS, OUR DEAR, DEAR FRIEND.
TIMMY MEADOWS, WHO HAS FOUND
SOME WELL-WISHERS DOWN ON THE
LAWN AT WINDSOR.
TIMMY.
>> Tim: I'M STANDING ALONG
WHAT IS KNOWN AS THE LONG WALK,
OUTSIDE WINDSOR CASTLE, WHICH IS
THE OLDEST AND BIGGEST INHABITED
CASTLE IN THE WORLD.
BRITISH KINGS AND QUEENS HAVE
LIVED HERE FOR OVER 1,000 YEARS.
IN ADDITION TO BEING AN OFFICIAL
RESIDENCE OF QUEEN ELIZABETH, IT
IS ALSO USED FOR CEREMONIAL AND
STATE FUNCTIONS LIKE RECEIVING
FOREIGN MONARCHS AND PRESIDENTS.
WE HAVE A COUPLE OF HOMEGROWN
PEOPLE.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD, THANKS.
>> Tim: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> ANNA.
>> Tim: I'M NEW AT THIS STUFF.
WHERE YOU FROM?
>> CHICAGO.
>> Tim: I THOUGHT YOU WERE
FROM ENGLAND.
>> NO, BUT I LIVE HERE.
>> Tim: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
RESTAURANT?
>> IT'S ACTUALLY AN AMERICAN
RESTAURANT IN LONDON CALLED BIG
EASY.
>> Tim: LIKE A ST. LOUIS
CAJUN?
>> BARBECUE.
>> Tim: I COULD EAT SO MUCH
BARBECUE.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
>> IT'S IN LONDON, A COUPLE OF
STEAK PLACES.
>> Tim: NO NAMES?
SHE'S KEEPING IT A SECRET.
IT WAS REALLY NICE MEETING YOU
GUYS.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE WEDDING AND
EVERYTHING ELSE GOING ON, OKAY?
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> Tim: TISH AND CORD, WE'VE
BEEN TALKING ABOUT THE MOST
EXCITED VISITOR.
WE THINK IT MIGHT BE THIS
GENTLEMAN.
HE HAS BEEN VOTED "MOST
EXCITED VISITOR AT THE
WEDDING."
SHE'S SECOND.
HI, HOW ARE YOU?
WE ARE HAVING A BLAST OUT HERE.
ONLY ONE PERSON HAS FALLEN
ASLEEP.
WE WILL THROW IT BACK TO YOU.
>> Cord: ALL RIGHT, TIM.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE'S HAVING A
GREAT TIME OUT THERE.
I AM CONCERNED ABOUT TIM,
THOUGH.
HE'S JUST ASKING THEM ABOUT
RESTAURANTS THE WHOLE TIME.
DO YOU THINK HE JUST STARTS
EATING AS SOON AS HE'S OFF
CAMERA?
>> Tim: CORD, I CAN HEAR YOU.
>> Tish: I DON'T THINK YOU
SHOULD LISTEN TO HIM.
I THINK YOU LOOK VERY HANDSOME
TODAY.
>> Tim: I CAN HEAR YOU.
THANK YOU, TISH.
>> Cord: IF YOU GET A TRAIN
TICKET TO BEEF WELLINGTON, IT'S
NOT A TOWN.
>> Tim: YOU ARE SO FUNNY,
CORD.
>> Cord: LOOKS LIKE HE'S
WRAPPED IN FILO-DOUGH.
LET'S GO TO THE LIVE SHOT.
NO MOVEMENT, STILL.
GOD, THEY'VE BEEN IN THAT CHURCH
A LONG TIME.
HOW LONG DOES THIS STUFF USUALLY
TAKE?
I HATE WAITING LIKE THIS.
IT'S LIKE WHEN I'M AT A THEME
PARK, I HATE THE LINES.
I JUST WANT TO BE ON THE RIDE
ALREADY.
>> Tish: THE SERVICE IS ONLY
SCHEDULED FOR AN HOUR.
>> Cord: DO YOU THINK WILLIAM
FORGOT THE RING?
MAYBE HE HAD TO GO BACK HOME AND
GET THE RING AND EVERYONE IS
JUST WAITING INSIDE AND CHECKING
THEIR PHONES.
>> Tish: CAN YOU IMAGINE?
>> Cord: WE ARE ANXIOUSLY, AND
I MEAN ANXIOUSLY WAITING FOR
MEGHAN AND HARRY TO APPEAR
OUTSIDE ST. GEORGE'S CHAPEL.
STAY TUNED, WE ARE NOT GOING TO
MISS THAT.
THERE ARE SOME NEW PEOPLE
WAITING FOR THEM TO GET OUT OF
THAT CHURCH.
>> Tish: CORD, DID YOU KNOW
KING HENRY VIII IS ACTUALLY
BURIED IN ST. GEORGE'S CHAPEL
ALONGSIDE HIS THIRD AND FAVORITE
WIFE, JANE SEYMOUR?
>> Cord: [LAUGHS]
JANE SEYMOUR?
DR. QUINN MEDICINE WOMAN?
I DON'T THINK SO, TISH.
SHE'S DEFINITELY STILL ALIVE.
SHE'S DEFINITELY NOT OLD ENOUGH
TO HAVE BEEN MARRIED TO
HENRY VIII.
NOT A CHANCE.
WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE
FACTS?
SOMEONE IS DEFINITELY MESSING
WITH YOU...
WE HAVE A BRITISH CREW OVER HERE
AND THEY'VE BEEN DIFFICULT, TO
SAY THE LEAST.
VERY DIFFICULT.
I MEAN THAT WITH UTMOST RESPECT.
JANE SEYMOUR IS A SPOKESPERSON
FOR KAY JEWELERS.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
>> Tish: SHE'S A WOMAN WHO'S
AN ACTRESS AND ALSO A BUSINESS
LADY.
SHE'S AN ACTRESS AND A BUSINESS
WOMAN.
ELEGANT.
AND STILL LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.
>> Cord: SHE IS A FORMER BOND
GIRL.
SHE KNOWS FASHION.
I PUT HER IN MY "SHARP COOKIE"
DEPARTMENT.
>> Tish: A FRIEND OF MINE IN
LOS ANGELES WAS HER NANNY AND
SPEAKS VERY HIGHLY OF HER.
>> Cord: WHAT'S YOUR
FAVORITE BOND FILM?
>> Tish: "007."
>> Cord: MINE IS "TO SERVE WITH
LOVE."
>> Tish: THAT'S A GOODY.
>> Cord: ONCE AGAIN, FOLKS, WE
HAVE NO ACCESS TO ANY OF THE
FOOTAGE INSIDE.
WE ASKED REPEATEDLY, WE GOT
PERMITS, AND WE WROTE LETTERS.
THIS WAS SIX MONTHS IN THE
MAKING.
NO, NO, NO.
DOUBLE NO.
WHAT CAN YOU DO?
LET ME ASK YOU THIS, DO YOU
THINK AT ANY MOMENT, SOMEONE
STOOD UP IN THE CHAPEL WHEN THEY
SAID "AT THIS POINT, DOES ANYONE
OBJECT TO THIS UNION BETWEEN TWO
PEOPLE?"
AND SOMEONE WENT "I DO!"
>> Tish: CAN YOU IMAGINE?
>> Cord: I AM SIR DEREK, I
PROTEST.
IF THAT HAPPENS, TALK ABOUT A
KERFUFFLE.
>> Tish: THAT WOULD BE A MAJOR
KERFUFFLE.
THAT'S PROBABLY WHY THEY DON'T
ALLOW CAMERAS IN THERE, IN THE
EVENT THAT SOMETHING LIKE THAT
WOULD HAPPEN, TO KEEP IT
PRIVATE.
I WAS AT A WEDDING WHERE THAT
HAPPENED.
>> Cord: YOU WERE.
>> Tish: IT WAS VERY AWKWARD.
>> Cord: DID THEY CONTINUE THE
WEDDING?
THEY STOPPED RIGHT THERE?
>> Tish: THEY DID.
IT GOT VERY DARK.
>> Cord: WAS IT A FORMER LOVER
OF THE BRIDE OR GROOM?
WAS IT A STRANGER?
>> Tish: SOMEBODY WHO KNEW
THEM.
A FRIEND.
PEOPLE DID NOT KNOW WHAT WAS
GOING ON.
IT HAPPENS.
>> Cord: DID EVERYONE AGREE
AND GO "DO YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU ARE RIGHT, THESE PEOPLE
SHOULD NOT BE TOGETHER."
>> Tish: IT WAS AWKWARD FOR
THE BRIDE, FOR HER SPECIAL
MOMENT.
BUT IT DOES HAPPEN.
THEY DID CONTINUE BUT IT WAS
VERY AWKWARD.
>> Cord: WHAT ARE THE CHANCES
THAT IS WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT
NOW?
PHONE IN, GIVE US YOUR THOUGHTS.
CAN WE GO TO THE FULL SCREEN
HERE?
LOOK AT THAT.
MAJESTIC.
>> Tish: OH, LOOK AT HOW
GORGEOUS!
>> Cord: NOT A CLOUD IN THE
SKY.
>> Tish: YOU COULD NOT DREAM
UP A BETTER DAY.
>> Cord: THEY ARE GOING TO BE
COMING OUT OF THAT DOOR WITH
THAT BEAUTIFUL WREATH.
>> Tish: I WOKE UP THIS
MORNING FEELING LIKE IT WAS MY
WEDDING DAY.
MY QUESTION WAS, I WONDER IF
MEGHAN MARKLE HAD A GOOD SLEEP.
>> Cord: ABSOLUTELY.
>> Tish: THAT'S WHAT'S ON MY
MIND.
AND I DON'T THINK SHE SLEPT.
I THINK SHE LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL
BUT I HAVE A FEELING NOT A WINK
OF SLEEP.
>> Cord: I DON'T DOUBT IT.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE REALLY
COOL?
THEATRICALLY -- IF SHE CAME OUT
OF THE CHURCH ON A WIRE.
LIKE WHAT YOU SEE ON A STAGE
PRODUCTION OF "PETER PAN"
AND SHE FLEW ABOVE THE CROWD.
AND WITH A WAND, AS IF SHE WAS
ADORNING THE CROWD.
WITH PIXIE DUST.
>> Tish: YOU SHOULD BE A
WEDDING PLANNER.
>> Cord: PYROTECHNICS, SOME
FIREWORKS.
AND THEN SHE COMES TO A GENTLE
LANDING IN HIS ARMS.
>> Tish: WONDERFUL.
>> Cord: GO TO CREDITS!
>> Tish: CALL IT A DAY.
>> Cord: WE WOULD DO THAT IN
AMERICA.
ONE OF THE THINGS I WAS
SPECULATING ON, I HEARD THIS,
APPARENTLY THE AROMA INSIDE THE
CATHEDRAL IS WONDERFUL BECAUSE
OF ALL THE FRESH-CUT FLOWERS.
ALL THE ROSES.
>> Tish: AND THE GARDENIAS AND
FRANKINCENSE, PROBABLY.
>> Cord: AND PROBABLY SOME
MYRRH.
>> Tish: DORIA RAGLAND, HER
MOTHER'S NICKNAME FOR MEGHAN, IS
"FLOWER."
ISN'T THAT ADORABLE?
SHE CALLS HER "FLOWER."
>> Cord: PRINCE CHARLES'
NICKNAME FOR HIS SON HARRY --
>> Tish: IS...
>> Cord: CHACHI.
FROM "HAPPY DAYS."
>> Tish: ALL, ISN'T THAT
SWEET?
I LIKE KNOWING NICKNAMES.
I HEARD KATE MIDDLETON CALLS
WILLIAM "BABE."
>> Cord: WELL, HE IS A BABE.
>> Tish: HEY, BABE.
>> Cord: HEY, BABE.
DO THEY HAVE TO BE OUT OF THERE
ON A CERTAIN TIME?
BECAUSE OF THE CHURCH TURNOVER?
THIS IS A SATURDAY.
DO THEY HAVE TWO OR THREE OTHER
WEDDINGS BOOKED?
THEY HAVE TO CLEAR THE HOUSE,
CLEAR ALL THE TRASH OUT OF
THERE.
ALL THE GUM WRAPPERS, SNACKING
ON CANDY BARS.
>> Tish: LOLLIPOPS.
>> Cord: THEY'VE GOT TO HOSE
IT ALL DOWN, BRING A NEW
FRESH-CUT FLOWERS, AND GET THE
NEXT WEDDING PARTY IN THERE?
>> Tish: THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
THAT'S WHY THEY KEEP IT TO AN
HOUR.
>> Cord: THEY HAVE 3-4
WEDDINGS TODAY.
THIS IS JUST THE FIRST ONE.
APPARENTLY, THEY HAD TWO
WEDDINGS PRIOR TO THIS ONE.
>> Tish: IT'S A BUSY CHURCH.
THAT WAS THE CHURCH WHERE LITTLE
HARRY WAS BAPTIZED.
>> Cord: NO.
>> Tish: ON SEPTEMBER 15TH,
1984, LITTLE HARRY WAS BAPTIZED
IN THAT SAME CHURCH.
THAT'S WHY HE'S ALLOWED TO MARRY
IN THAT CHURCH.
>> Cord: THAT'S WONDERFUL.
FULL CIRCLE.
>> Tish: ISN'T THAT FULL
CIRCLE?
>> Cord: THAT'S A FULL CIRCLE
MOMENT AND WE ARE STILL WAITING
FOR THEM TO APPEAR.
>> Tish: I LIKE THE
EXCITEMENT.
ANTICIPATION.
I WAS WAKING UP THIS MORNING,
THINKING ABOUT THE QUEEN AND HOW
SHE'S PRACTICAL AND HOW SHE
LOVES PIGEONS.
THAT WAS ON MY MIND.
SHE LOVES PIGEONS AND SHE LIKES
PIGEON RACES.
DID YOU KNOW SHE KNOWS --
>> Cord: THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND
LOVES PIGEON RACING.
HAS SHE ALWAYS?
>> Tish: SHE IDENTIFIES THEM
WITH A LITTLE NUMBER ON THEIR
CLAW.
SHE LOVES IT.
>> Cord: I GO TO THE PIGEON
RACES OUT IN CALABASAS, IT'S ONE
OF THE BEST WEEKENDS.
IT'S IN EARLY JUNE.
YOU'VE GOT TO BOOK A MOTEL ROOM
EARLY.
IT WILL GET ALL BOOKED UP.
THEY HAVE THREE WONDERFUL DAYS
OF PIGEON RACES.
THERE ARE SOME AMATEUR PIGEON
TEAMS.
A LOT OF THEM DON'T COME BACK.
THERE ARE SOME BIG HAWKS OUT
THERE.
SOME BIG BIRDS OF PREY.
THEY WILL SNAP OFF THE HEADS OF
THOSE LITTLE PIGEONS.
>> Tish: OH, GOODNESS.
>> Cord: GET A LITTLE LUNCH.
>> Tish: IT SOUNDS VIOLENT.
I DON'T THINK I WOULD LIKE THAT.
YOU WILL NOT FIND TISH CATTIGAN
AT A CALABASAS PIGEON RACE.
>> Cord: DELICIOUS, FLYING
BACK.
I LOVE THE SQUALL PIGEONS.
DON'T YOU?
>> Tish: I HAVE TO SAY I
DON'T.
HOT DOGS, I COULD GO FOR.
>> Cord: WE ARE GETTING SOME
NEWS THAT THEY ARE POSSIBLY
COMING OUT OF THE CATHEDRAL.
THE MOMENT IS IMMINENT.
>> Tish: OH, THIS IS
WONDERFUL.
>> Cord: THIS IS LIKE WAITING
FOR A UNISEX BATHROOM IN A
RESTAURANT.
>> Tish: IT REALLY IS.
>> Cord: I'VE GOT TO SAY,
THESE PATIENT PEOPLE, WE ARE
EXPECTING 100,000 TO 200,000, TO
200 MILLION, I'M NOT GONNA DO
NUMBERS BUT THERE'S SO MANY
PEOPLE WAITING IN WINDSOR.
SOME PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WAITING
FOR HOURS.
SOME PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WAITING
FOR DAYS.
SOME PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WAITING
FOR A LIFETIME.
>> Tish: DO YOU KNOW WHAT A
FRIEND SAID TO ME ONCE?
I WAS THINKING OF MEGHAN MARKLE
AND HOW SHE MET HARRY.
>> Cord: WHAT YOU THINK SHE
HAD FOR BREAKFAST?
>> Tish: GOOD QUESTION.
WELL, SHE'S BEEN REALLY WORKING
OUT.
SHE'S VERY MUCH INTO YOGA.
SHE COOKS CHICKEN, I THINK SHE
HAD A LIGHT BREAKFAST.
SHE'S VERY HEALTHY.
SHE LOVES FISH TACOS.
>> Cord: HERE THEY COME, THERE
THEY ARE!
THEY ARE OUT!
THEY ARE OUT OF THE CHURCH!
THIS IS REAL, FOLKS!
THERE IS THE KISS!
THEY JUST KISSED!
>> Tish: OH, CORD!
>> Cord: THAT WAS LOVELY.
A REAL MOMENT.
LOOK AT THE ELEGANCE.
WONDERFUL STUFF.
STUNNING.
>> Tish: AND LOOK AT HARRY.
>> Cord: THE DRESS IS GORGEOUS
GORGEOUS.
>> Tish: MADLY IN LOVE.
>> Cord: WE SAW THE KIDS AT
THE TOP OF THE STAIRS.
WE SAW THE KISS AT THE TOP OF
THE STAIRS.
IT WAS RIGHT THERE.
>> Tish: OH, LOOK.
LOOK AT THAT TRAIN.
>> Cord: MAY BE A 1,000-FOOT
TRAIN.
ONCE AGAIN, THAT'S THE MOMENT,
ONE SMALL KISS FOR MAN.
ONE GIANT KISS FOR MANKIND.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?
>> Tish: I DO.
LOOK AT THE WAY THEY LOOK AT ONE
ANOTHER, CORD.
>> Cord: THIS IS WHAT THE
CROWD HAS COME TO SEE.
>> Tish: LOOK AT HARRY AND
MEGHAN!
>> Cord: THEY ARE LOVING IT.
>> Tish: CORD, HOW MUCH DID
YOU LOVE THAT KISS?
>> Cord: THAT WAS A
KAY JEWELERS KISS.
♪ EVERY KISS BEGINS WITH KAY ♪
♪ EVERY KISS BEGINS WITH KAY! ♪
♪ EVERY KISS BEGINS WITH KAY ♪
>> Cord: LET'S TRY TO HOLD
THAT LAST ONE AS LONG AS WE CAN.
♪ EVERY KISS BEGINS WITH
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY ♪
>> Tish: [LAUGHS]
WHAT A SPECIAL MOMENT FOR A
SPECIAL DAY.
I REALLY WISH I COULD WRAP THAT
KISS UP AND PUT IT IN MY POCKET
AND CARRY IT AROUND WITH ME FOR
THE REST OF MY LIFE FOR GOOD
LUCK.
>> Cord: I REALLY DO.
SHE ARRIVED TO THE CHURCH A
GIRLFRIEND AND NOW SHE IS A
WIFE.
>> Tish: PRINCE HARRY PUT A
RING ON IT!
>> Cord: SOMETHING I'VE NEVER
BEEN ABLE TO DO, NOT EVEN CLOSE.
YOU HAVE TO BE VERY CONFIDENT
THAT SHE'S THE ONE.
>> Tish: SHE'S THE ONE FOR
HARRY AND SHE'S A DUCHESS.
>> Cord: THE DUCHESS WITH THE
MOST-EST.
>> Tish:
>> Tish: RIGHT NOW, MEGHAN AND
HARRY ARE GOING TO TAKE SOME
TIME TO GREET...
OH, THEY ARE LOADING INTO THE
CARRIAGE BEFORE THEY MEET THE
CHARITY WORKERS.
>> Cord: 100 LOCAL
SCHOOLCHILDREN WAITING OUTSIDE
THE CHAPEL.
START WATCHING THE PROCESSION.
>> Tish: LOOK AT THE BEAUTIFUL
WHITE HORSES.
>> Cord: OH, GORGEOUS.
WELL...
>> Tish: AND LOOK AT MEGHAN,
SO CHIC AND MODERN AND ELEGANT.
>> Cord: MOST FAMILY MEMBERS
WILL GATHER ON THE WEST STEPS,
THERE THEY GO.
THAT LITTLE GIRL.
>> Tish: THAT BEAUTY.
>> Cord: THAT'S HIS...
>> Tish: THAT'S HIS NIECE.
>> Cord: SHE'S WAVING HER
LITTLE ARM UP.
>> Tish: THE WHITE HORSES,
GALLOPING PROUDLY.
>> Cord: I WOULD HATE TO BE
THE GUY TAKING PICTURES.
A LOT OF PRESSURE.
>> Tish: ONE OF THE MOST
IMPORTANT ASPECTS OF ANYTHING,
ANY WEDDING, ROYAL OR JUST ONE
NORMAL ONE BETWEEN TWO P
SELECTING THE RIGHT PHOTOGRAPHER
PHOTOGRAPHER.
>> Cord: A PICTURE IS WORTH A
THOUSAND WORDS.
A SAYING WE HEAR ALL THE TIME
BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.
>> Tish: DID YOU KNOW THE
FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER IS A MAN
NAMED ALEXI LUBOMIRSKI?
>> Cord: I DID!
HE'S FANTASTIC.
MAJOR FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER.
THAT IS A REAL SCORE.
>> Tish: THE WELL-KNOWN PORTRAIT
PHOTOGRAPHER TOOK PRINCE HARRY
AND MEGHAN MARKLE'S
ENGAGEMENT PICTURES AT FROGMORE
HOUSE IN NOVEMBER.
>> Cord: THE QUEEN IS WEARING
AN ELECTRIC GREEN, LIME OUTFIT.
WONDERFUL.
>> Tish: AND LOOKS SO HAPPY.
>> Cord: YOU WANT TO GO WITH
THE BEST.
>> Tish: YOU REALLY DO.
IF I COULD STRESS ONE THING TO
PEOPLE OUT THERE PLANNING A
WEDDING, MAKE SURE YOU HIRE A
PROFESSIONAL WEDDING
PHOTOGRAPHER.
MY HUSBAND, BRENT, GOD BLESS
HIM.
I LOVE HIM WITH ALL MY HEART...
HE THOUGHT WE COULD SAVE SOME
MONEY BY HAVING HIS COUSIN
REGGIE TAKE OUR WEDDING
PHOTOS.
>> Cord: AND LET'S JUST SAY
TISH'S COUSIN REGGIE IS NO ALEXI
LUBOMIRSKI.
>> Tish: NO, HE IS NOT.
UNFLATTERING LOW ANGLES.
OVER LIT PHOTOS.
HE WASTED SIX ROLLS OF FILM JUST
TAKING PICTURES OF OUR WEDDING
DJ.
>> Cord: YOU WERE ABSOLUTELY
FURIOUS.
JUSTIFIABLY SO.
>> Tish: WANT TO SEE A PHOTO OF
ME THROWING THE BOUQUET AT MY
WEDDING?
WELL, YOU CAN'T, BECAUSE REGGIE
THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE A GOOD
TIME TO USE THE RESTROOM.
>> Cord: HE JUST BLEW IT.
ON EVERY LEVEL.
ON THE DAY, I SAW IT HAPPEN.
I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING
FOR FEAR OF RUINING YOUR BIG
DAY.
NEEDLESS TO SAY, IT WOULD NEVER
HAPPEN HERE AT THE ROYAL
WEDDING.
>> Tish: I DON'T LIKE TO HANG ON
TO RESENTMENT.
I SAY, "LET GO, LET GOD."
>> Cord: THERE IS THE QUEEN.
>> Tish: LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL.
WITH HER PURPLE...
>> Cord: SHE'S MUCH TALLER
THAN I THOUGHT.
>> Tish: SHE HAS A COMMANDING
PRESENCE.
>> Cord: SHE'S GETTING INTO A
SEDAN.
PROBABLY A SEDAN.
PROBABLY A JAGUAR.
SHE'S ALSO AN ACTOR ON THE HIT
SHOW "THE CROWN."
TAKING A MOMENT.
>> Tish: SHE REALLY KNOWS HOW
TO WEAR A HAT.
>> Cord: I WONDER IF THAT'S A
HYUNDAI?
IT LOOKS LIKE A HYUNDAI.
A BEAUTIFUL, LUXURIOUS HYUNDAI.
>> Tish: ISN'T THIS WONDERFUL?
>> Cord: THERE THEY GO.
TRAVELING -- I WOULD PROBABLY
GUESS -- 80 KILOMETERS.
REALLY BLITZING THROUGH THAT
CROWD.
>> Tish: YOU SEE HER WAVE, SO
GENTLE.
NOT OVERDOING IT.
CONFIDENT.
>> Cord: IN ENGLAND, THE
STEERING WHEEL IS IN THE
BACKSEAT, RIGHT?
IS SHE DRIVING?
>> Tish: SHE DRIVES.
>> Cord: SHE DRIVES FROM THE
BACK SEAT BECAUSE SHE'S THE
QUEEN.
HEY, SHE'S A BACKSEAT DRIVER AND
I DON'T CARE.
>> Tish: A LITERAL BACKSEAT
DRIVER.
>> Cord: THE POMP AND
CIRCUMSTANCE, BEAUTIFUL MUSIC.
HERE COMES THE PROCESSION.
>> Tish: PRINCE HARRY.
WHAT'S GOING ON NOW, WE SEE
PRINCE HARRY AND MEGHAN HAVE
CHOSEN TO RIDE IN IN ASCOT
LANDAU CARRIAGE.
THE SAME KIND THAT HARRY ROAD
PRINCE WILLIAM'S WEDDING.
THE QUEEN HAS 5 ASCOT LANDAUS IN
HER COLLECTION.
>> Cord: ASCOT LANDAUS HAVE BEEN
USED FOR THE QUEEN'S CORONATION
VISIT TO EDINBURGH, THE
THE QUEEN'S SILVER JUBILEE
VISITS AND ON MANY STATE VISITS.
>> Tish: TWO OF THE ASCOT
LANDAUS WERE FEATURED IN THE
CARRIAGE PROCESSION FOR PRINCE
WILLIAM AND KATE'S WEDDING IN
2011, CARRYING PRINCE HARRY AS
THE BEST MAN, MAID OF
HONOUR AND BRIDESMAIDS, AND PAGE
BOYS FROM WESTMINSTER ABBEY TO
BUCKINGHAM PALACE.
>> Cord: IN 1967, MERCURY CAME
OUT WITH THEIR VERY OWN ASCOT
LANDAU.
IT FEATURED A DEEP BLOCK 390
4-BARREL V-8 WITH 10.5 TO 1
COMPRESSION RATIO, A POWER
BOOSTER FAN, DUAL EXHAUST SYSTEM
WITH A CONSOLE MOUNTED STICK
SHIFT AND MOLDED FOAM
BUCKET SEATS AS WELL AS AN
OXFORD VINYL ROOF AND MUCH, MUCH
MORE.
NOTHING RUNS LIKE A MERCURY!
IF IT AIN'T MERCURY, IT AIN'T
WORTH DRIVING.
THERE'S NOTHING HOTTER THAN
MERCURY...
SEE YOUR DEALER TODAY.
>> Tish: WHAT WAS THAT?
>> Cord: CHA-CHING.
[LAUGHS]
THAT'S WHAT IT WAS, A LITTLE
SCRATCH.
CARRIAGES ARE SO LUXURIOUS!
I ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE MY VERY
OWN CARRIAGE.
I ACTUALLY INSTALLED FOUR
LANTERNS ON THE SIDE OF MY HONDA
ELEMENT SO IT WOULD LOOK LIKE A
REAL HORSELESS CARRIAGE.
AND IT WAS PRETTY COOL BUT WHEN
I GOT THAT BABY OUT ON THE
HIGHWAY, LOOK OUT!
THOSE LANTERNS WENT EVERYWHERE.
HOT OIL ALL OVER THE ROAD.
>> Tish: WELL, THE CARRIAGE THAT
MEGHAN AND HARRY ARE RIDING IN
TODAY WILL DEFINITELY NOT
BE GOING ON THE HIGHWAY...
IT'S JUST A PLEASANT CIRCLE
THROUGH THE PICTURESQUE TOWN OF
WINDSOR AND THEN BACK INTO
WINDSOR CASTLE AROUND 3 TO 5
MILES AN HOUR.
>> Cord: IF THESE GUYS ARE
PLANNING ON DRIVING THIS
CARRIAGE AROUND MEGHAN'S
HOMETOWN OF LOS ANGELES, SOMEONE
SHOULD WARN THEM THEY WILL GET
REAR-ENDED.
YOU CANNOT DRIVE THAT SLOW IN
LA.
I'M SORRY, YOU CAN'T.
>> Tish: CORD, IF YOU'RE
NOTICING A LOT OF SOLDIERS AND
UNIFORMS TODAY, IT'S BECAUSE THE
STREETS OF WINDSOR ARE LINED BY
MEMBERS OF A NUMBER OF REGIMENTS
INCLUDING THE MARINES AND THE
QUEEN'S GUARD -- ASSIGNED TO
PROTECT HER AT ALL TIMES.
EACH MEMBER OF THE QUEEN'S GUARD
WEARS A REAL BEARSKIN HAT, WHICH
IS A CEREMONIAL MILITARY CAP
DATING BACK TO THE 17TH CENTURY.
>> Cord: WE ACTUALLY HAVE ONE
HERE.
THEY ARE MADE FROM THE FUR OF
REAL, GENUINE CANADIAN BLACK
BEARS.
EVERY YEAR, CANADA HAS TO KILL
ABOUT 20,000 BLACK BEARS A YEAR
TO MAINTAIN HEALTHY POPULATIONS.
AND WHEN THEY ARE DONE, THE
BRITISH ARMY TAKES 100 SKINS FOR
ITSELF JUST FOR THESE HATS!
>> Tish: THAT'S A LOT OF BEARS,
CORD.
>> Cord: IT IS, TISH, BUT THINK
OF HOW PROUD THOSE BEARS MUST
BE!
I BET EVERY BEAR IN THE
COMMONWEALTH DREAMS OF BEING
MADE INTO A HAT AND GUARDING THE
QUEEN.
>> Tish: IF I WERE A BEAR, THAT
WOULD BE MY DREAM.
I WONDER IF PADDINGTON HAS EVER
DREAMED OF BEING A HAT?
>> Cord: YOU MEAN THAT CUTE
LITTLE BEAR FROM THE MOVIES?
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE PADDINGTON
SITTING ON TOP OF ONE OF THOSE
GUARDS.
HE'S SUCH A LOYAL AND POLITE
BEAR!
>> Tish: HE IS.
>> Cord: IF YOU BEEN WONDERING
ABOUT ALL THE GUYS RIDING ON
HORSES NEXT TO THE CARRIAGE,
THOSE ARE MEMBERS OF THE
HOUSEHOLD CAVALRY MOUNTED
REGIMENT.
WITH THEIR DISTINCTIVE TUNICS
AND PLUMES.
>> Tish: IN A WAY, IT'S LIKE
LOOKING INTO THE PAST.
THE HOUSEHOLD CAVALRY WE ARE
SEEING HAS BEEN INVOLVED IN
ROYAL WEDDINGS SINCE THE 1600S.
>> Cord: THAT'S WHY SO MANY
PEOPLE HAVE COME TO THE TOWN OF
WINDSOR, TO BE A PART OF THE
SCENE.
IN THE ASCOT LANDAU, IT SPEAKS
OF LUXURY, ELEGANCE, DIGNITY.
>> Tish: MEGHAN HAS GOTTEN SO
GOOD AT WAVING.
ONE THING WE HAVEN'T TALKED
ABOUT IS THE BEAUTIFUL HORSES
RIDING ALONGSIDE AND PULLING THE
ASCOT LANDAU CARRIAGE.
>> Cord: I'M NOT INTERESTED.
WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT.
>> Tish: THE HORSES USED ARE
WINDSOR GREYS.
THEIR NAMES ARE PLYMOUTH,
LONDONDERRY-MILFORD-HAVEN, SIR
BASIL, TYRONE, AND STORM.
TYRONE AND STORM ARE FATHER AND
SON HORSES.
ALL THE HORSES ARE NAMED BY THE
QUEEN.
>> Cord: AS YOU KNOW.
I'M NO FAN OF HORSES, TISH.
THEY SCARE ME TO DEATH.
>> Tish: WELL, THEN YOU WILL
DEFINITELY NOT WANT A REPEAT OF
AN INCIDENT AT THE LAST ROYAL
WEDDING IN 2011, WHEN A HORSE
GOT SPOOKED BY THE CROWD, AND
AND THREW ITS RIDER, SLAMMED
DOWN ONTO THE GROUND.
>> Cord: NOT WHAT I WANTED TO
HEAR.
>> Tish: THE RIDER COULDN'T HOLD
ON TO THE HORSE AND IT BROKE
FREE AND RAN WILD TOWARDS
THE CROWD, UNTIL SOME SOLDIERS
FINALLY TOOK CONTROL AND CALMED
IT DOWN.
THANK GOD IT DIDN'T GO OFF INTO
THE CROWD AND HURT A BUNCH OF
PEOPLE.
>> Cord: LET'S STOP TALKING
ABOUT HORSES, TISH.
>> Tish: CORD, ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Cord: EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM
JUST MAKES ME NERVOUS.
THE ROUND FEET, THEIR WET NOSES,
THEIR BIGNESS.
I DON'T LIKE HOW CLOSE THEY ARE
TO US.
>> Tish: THEY ARE IN WINDSOR,
WHICH IS 30 MILES AWAY.
WE'RE IN LONDON.
>> Cord: OKAY, OKAY, BUT WHAT
IF THEY BUST LOOSE AND RUN THIS
WAY?
>> Tish: YOU KNOW, I WAS WORRIED
THIS MIGHT HAPPEN.
SO I ACTUALLY BROUGHT SOMETHING
THAT COULD HELP.
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED EXPOSURE
THERAPY?
>> Cord: NO, I HAVEN'T!
WHAT IS THAT?
>> Tish: I DID IT A LONG TIME
AGO TO GET OVER MY FEAR OF
TICKS.
IT CURES ANXIETY BY EXPOSING YOU
TO SCARY THINGS A LITTLE BIT AT
A TIME.
SO FOR MY RECOVERY, I WOULD
START OUT LOOKING AT PHOTOS OF
SOME TEENY, TINY TICKS AND THEN
TRY TO CONTROL MY REACTION.
AND MOVE ON TO LOOKING AT BIGGER
AND BIGGER TICKS.
THEN THE ANXIETY GRADUALLY GOES
AWAY.
>> Cord: AND THIS WORKED?
>> Tish: IT REALLY DID, AND I
THINK IT COULD WORK FOR YOU,
TOO.
I KNEW YOUR FEAR MIGHT COME UP.
I BROUGHT SOME DIFFERENT SIZED
TOY HORSES.
SO WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU A HORSE
AND YOU'RE GOING TO TRY AND SEE
IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOUR FEAR.
KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED.
ARE YOU READY?
>> Cord: I'M READY.
PUT IT THE FUCK AWAY!
I AM SERIOUS, TISH!
PUT THAT TINY HORSE BACK IN THE
BOX RIGHT NOW OR I'M GOING TO
LOSE MY SHIT.
I AM NOT KIDDING AROUND!
THROW THAT BOX OFF THE SET.
>> Tish: OKAY, SORRY, CORD.
>> Cord: HORSES ARE NOT TICKS,
TISH!
THEY'RE BIG LIVING CREATURES WHO
COULD STOMP YOU TO DEATH WITH
ONE HOOF IF THEY WANTED.
THROW IT IN THE RIVER.
>> Tish: I'M SORRY, CORD.
>> Cord: I WANT YOU TO SEE --
I WANT YOU TO THROW IT IN THE
RIVER.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT BOX
ANYWHERE NEAR ME.
OH, MY GOD.
>> Tish: LET'S GET BACK TO THE
PROCESSION.
WE'LL FORGET ABOUT HORSES.
WE ARE GOING TO LOOK AT ALL
THESE WONDERFUL PEOPLE FROM ALL
OVER THE WORLD.
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, THE
COUPLE...
LOOK AT THE SKY.
YOU COULD NOT PICK A BETTER DAY.
>> Cord: YOU REALLY COULDN'T.
NOT ONE PIECE OF LITTER ON THE
GROUND.
WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY?
>> Tish: I WAS GOING TO SAY
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, THE
COUPLE WILL SHARE WORDS TO ONE
ANOTHER BUT MOSTLY, THIS
PROCESSION IS ABOUT SMILING AND
JUST WAVING TO THE CROWD.
WE SAW MEGHAN WAVING.
>> Cord: ROYAL EXPERTS WERE
VERY CRITICAL OF MEGHAN WITH HER
FIRST PUBLIC APPEARANCE WITH
HARRY IN DECEMBER.
THEY ACCUSED HER OF BEING TOO
AGGRESSIVE, WHEREAS THE ROYALS
ARE EXPECTED TO BE LIGHTER AND
DAINTIER.
OBVIOUSLY SHE'S BEEN WORKING ON
IT, BECAUSE IT LOOKS PERFECT
NOW.
EXCUSE ME, THE HORSE THING.
YIKES!
TISH, YOU WERE A FORMER
MISS ARIZONA.
I BET YOU HAD TO DO A LOT OF
WAVING.
WHAT'S THE TRICK TO THE TRADE?
>> Tish: WELL, THE KEY TO WAVING
IS CONFIDENCE, ELEGANCE, AND
CONTROL.
WHAT YOU WANT IS A VERTICAL HAND
WITH A SLIGHT TWIST AT THE
WRIST, NOT TOO SUBTLE BUT
NOT OVERLY ENTHUSIASTIC.
>> Cord: SO, SOMETHING LIKE
THIS.
>> Tish: NO, THAT'S FEELS TOO
PROGRAMMED.
IT REALLY HAS TO SEEM A LITTLE
MORE ENERGETIC AND INSPIRED.
CORD, IT'S TOO JERKY!
YOU NEED TO LOOSEN UP A LITTLE
BIT OR ELSE YOU'LL LOOK LIKE A
ROBOT.
>> Cord: OKAY, I THINK I HAVE
IT.
>> Tish: TOO LOOSE, CORD!
>> Cord: DAMN IT, TISH, THIS IS
HARD!
>> Tish: WE NEED TO SPLIT THE
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE FIRST
TWO.
PUT YOUR HAND BACK IN THE
VERTICAL POSITION BUT THEN DO
THE MORE FREE-FLOWING MOTION.
>> Cord: OKAY, NOW I GOT IT.
I THINK I'M DOING IT!
THE ROYAL WAVE.
I'VE GOT IT.
"HELLO, I'M KING CORD.
THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT.
YOU GET A WAVE, AND YOU GET A
WAVE, AND YOU GET A WAVE!"
>> Tish: THE CARRIAGE IS JUST
-- OKAY, CORD, WHEN THE CARRIAGE
MAKES ITS WAY TO THE GEORGE IV
GATEWAY, WHICH MEANS WE ARE
ABOUT TO ENTER THE LAST LEG OF
THE JOURNEY, THE LONG WALK,
WHICH IS A 3-MILE LONG SIDEWALK
LEADING UP TO THE CASTLE.
>> Cord: CREATED BY KING CHARLES
II, THE LONG WALK WAS INTRODUCED
IN 1680 -- ALTHOUGH IT
WAS NOT UNTIL 1683 THAT THE
AVENUE WAS EXTENDED TO ITS
CURRENT LENGTH OF 3 MILES.
>> Tish: WINDSOR GREAT PARK AND
FOREST IS HOME TO ONE OF THE
LARGEST POPULATIONS OF
ANCIENT OAK TREES IN NORTHERN
EUROPE.
IN FACT, THERE ARE TREES STILL
STANDING TODAY THAT SAW WILLIAM
OF NORMANDY RIDE PAST ON
ROYAL HUNTS.
MANY OF THE OLDER OAK TREES ARE
BETWEEN 500 AND 1,000 YEARS OLD.
>> Cord: IF THOSE OLD TREES
COULD TALK!
THINK OF THE LORDS AND LADIES
AND ROBIN HOOD AND SIR
LANCELOT...
OH, BOY!
I JUST LOVE HISTORY.
I'M SUCH A HUGE HISTORY BUFF!
FROM KING ARTHUR ALL THE WAY UP
TO BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH, THIS
PLACE IS LIKE A LIVING HISTORY
BOOK.
AND MEGHAN MARKLE IS NOW WRITTEN
INTO THAT BOOK FOREVER.
>> Tish: TENS OF THOUSANDS OF
PEOPLE HAVE GATHERED ALONG THE
LONG WALK AND THE TOWN
HAS BROUGHT IN CONCESSION
STANDS, FOOD WAGONS, AND CARTS,
WHERE YOU CAN BUY TREATS
LIKE CAKES AND MACAROONS.
>> Cord: I SIMPLY LOVE
MACAROONS.
THEY ARE SO FLAVORLESS, BUT SO
PRETTY!
>> Tish: OH, I HAD SOME OF THOSE
FOR BREXIT THIS MORNING.
>> Cord: I HAD A FULL ENGLISH
BREXIT OF EGGS, CHEESE, TEA, AND
SCONES.
OF COURSE, IN AMERICA WE CALL IT
BREAKFAST, BUT HERE IT'S BREXIT.
>> Tish: AS IN, "TIM MEADOWS
LOOKS LIKE HE EATS THREE BREXITS
EVERY MORNING."
>> Cord: TISH, YOU ARE HORRIBLE!
>> Tish: I CAN'T HELP IT, HE
REALLY BALLOONED OUT!
>> Cord: TIM, IF YOU'RE OUT
THERE, SKIP BREXIT AND MAYBE
JUST DO TWO MEALS!
AND NOT EIGHT.
HOW'S THAT FEELING DOWN THERE?
>> Tish: I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU,
CORD, THE ENERGY, THE CROWD IS
GOING NUTS.
THE ENERGY DOWN HERE IS NOT LIKE
ANYTHING I'VE EXPERIENCED.
>> Tish: PEOPLE ARE REALLY
FEELING THE LOVE.
>> Tim: TISH, IT GOES BEYOND
THAT.
PEOPLE ARE LOSING THEIR MINDS.
THERE ARE TEENAGE GIRLS
SCREAMING AND CRYING.
TEENAGE BOYS, TOO.
STANDING OUTSIDE THE ROYAL
WEDDING IS LIKE -- IT'S HARD TO
FIND THE WORDS.
IMAGINE BEING SHOT THROUGH THE
COSMOS ON A ROCKETSHIP AND
MAKING FIRST CONTACT WITH
AN UNKNOWN LIFE FORM.
THAT'S WHAT IT FEELS LIKE FOR
PEOPLE DOWN ON THE GROUND.
>> Cord: WOW, YOU'RE REALLY
GETTING ALL THAT FROM THE CROWD?
>> Tim: THEY'RE LOSING THEIR
MINDS, CORD.
ON TELEVISION IT MAY SEEM LIKE
THIS CROWD IS JUST STARING AT A
VERY EXPENSIVE ROLLING TEA
SET, BUT THE REACTION TO IT --
IT'S AS IF WE'RE WATCHING A
NEWLY RESURRECTED MICHAEL
JACKSON DOING A 3-MILE-LONG
MOONWALK, SURROUNDED BY ANGELS
AND RAINBOWS.
>> Tish: IT'S REALLY SOMETHING,
HUH?
>> Tim: TISH, I HAVE BEEN A PART
OF SO MANY EXCITING THINGS IN MY
LIFE.
I'VE BEEN ON
"SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"
," I'VE BN
ON "FULL OF HONOR" AT THE
RENAISSANCE PARADE.
BEING IN THE VERY PRESENCE OF
THESE ROYALS, IT ALMOST FEELS
METAPHYSICAL, THE PAGEANTRY OF
IT ALL.
>> Cord: TIM, ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Tim: IF YOU'RE WONDERING IF
I'M EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW, WELL, I
AM.
>> Tish: TIM, I HAVE NEVER SEEN
YOU LIKE THIS.
>> Tim: WELL, A FEW WEEKS AGO, I
TOOK AN AYAHUASCA TRIP.
>> Cord: I'M SORRY, WHAT IS
THAT?
>> Tim: AYAHUASCA.
IT'S A HALLUCINOGENIC BREW YOU
DRINK AND YOU'RE GUIDED BY A
SHAMAN.
AT FIRST, THERE IS INTENSE
VOMITING AND DIARRHEA, BUT AS
THAT PASSES, YOU GO ON A
SPIRITUAL JOURNEY WITHIN
YOURSELF.
I FEEL LIKE THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE
HERE TODAY ARE FEELING.
>> Cord: TIM, YOU'RE SAYING
PEOPLE ARE SO EXCITED BY THE
PAGEANTRY THEY'VE LOST CONTROL
OF THEIR BODILY FUNCTIONS AND
ARE HALLUCINATING?
>> Tim: YES.
THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING,
CORD.
WE ARE EXPERIENCING SOMETHING
TOGETHER.
>> Tish: WE CERTAINLY ARE, THANK
YOU, TIM --
>> Tim: I'M NOT DONE.
HOLD ON A SECOND.
ON MY AYAHUASCA JOURNEY, I WENT
TO ANOTHER PLACE FOR 8 HOURS.
I SAW MYSELF AS A CHILD.
I FORGAVE THAT CHILD AND THAT
CHILD STILL LIVES INSIDE OF
ME.
IT WAS LIFE-CHANGING.
BUT IF I WERE TO COMPARE THAT
EXPERIENCE TO BEING DOWN HERE
TODAY, AS WE WAVE TO PRINCE
HARRY AND FORMER AMERICAN
ACTRESS MEGHAN MARKLE, IT MAKES
MY EXPERIENCE WITH AYAHUASCA
SEEM LIKE COMPLETE BULLSHIT.
>> Tish: OKAY, TIM.
WE LOVE YOU...
>> Cord: WE LOVE YOU, TIM...
WE DO...
IT LOOKS LIKE THE CARRIAGE IS
HEADING BACK TOWARD THE CASTLE
NOW.
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL PROCESSION.
LOOK AT THE CROWDS.
EVERYONE DESPERATELY TRYING TO
MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THE PRINCE
AND HIS WIFE.
MOST PEOPLE COMING UP EMPTY.
THEY CAN ONLY WAVE AND LOOK AT
SO MANY PEOPLE AT ONE TIME.
A FEW MORE MINUTES HERE, AS THEY
HEAD OFF.
IT'S A LIVING HISTORY.
I CAN'T SAY IT ENOUGH.
>> Tish: IMAGINE, EVERYBODY
HAS THEIR CAMERAS OUT, WANTING
TO GET A QUICK SNAP.
>> Cord: TISH, THIS IS THE
SECOND MARRIAGE BETWEEN AN
AMERICAN WOMAN AND AN
ENGLISHMAN.
THE FIRST BEING GWYNETH PALTROW
AND CHRIS MARTIN FROM COLD CUTS.
>> Tish: COLDPLAY.
BUT COLD CATS IS --
>> Cord: I THOUGHT IT WAS COLD
CUTS.
IF THERE ISN'T A BAND OUT THERE
BY THE NAME COLD CUTS, I HAVE
DIBS.
>> Tish: GET THAT NAME
RESERVED.
>> Cord: ONE MORE LOOK BEFORE
THEY ROLL INTO THE CASTLE.
THE GROUNDS OF THE CASTLE.
A LOT OF BRITISH FLAGS.
MUCH MORE THAN I THOUGHT THERE
WOULD BE.
>> Tish: YOU CAN SEE THEM
WORKING AS A TEAM ALREADY.
TOGETHER.
>> Cord: WE HAVE SOME TIME TO
FILL.
WILL YOU JOIN ME ON SINGING THE
THEME?
[HUMMING]
SANFORD, IT'S NO "SUITS"
WONDERFUL WAVE.
AS THEY START TO PULL BACK INTO
THE CASTLE NOW, LET THE
FESTIVITIES BEGIN!
OFF TO THE RECEPTION THEY WILL
GO NOW.
>> Tish: PARADING IN.
>> Cord: THE WEDDING OF THE
CENTURY.
THE PROCESSION IS JUST FINISHING
UP.
THE CROWDS WILL SOON BE HEADING
OFF TO THE PUB FOR A CELEBRATORY
PINT OF ALE.
BUT WHERE ARE ALL THESE ROYALS
GOING NOW?
WHERE'S THE PARTY?
>> Tish: AS WE SPEAK, ALL 600
WEDDING GUESTS ARE GATHERING
-- LOOK, THERE IS MEGHAN
GIGGLING!
>> Cord: ADORABLE.
>> Tish: INSIDE ST. GEORGE'S
HALL, INSIDE WINDSOR CASTLE,
THEY'LL HAVE A LUNCHTIME
RECEPTION.
MEGHAN AND HARRY DECIDED ON A
STANDING RECEPTION SO THAT THEY
COULD MIX AND MINGLE WITH AS
MANY GUESTS AS POSSIBLE.
>> Cord: WHAT'S ON THE MENU
THERE?
>> Tish: THE MENU WAS SELECTED
BY THE QUEEN AND APPROVED BY
MEGHAN AND HARRY.
SINCE IT'S A STANDING RECEPTION,
THEY'LL HAVE BOWLS OF
TRADITIONAL FOOD LIKE MINIATURE
SHEPHERDS PIE AND FISH AND CHIPS
THAT YOU CAN EAT STANDING UP.
>> Cord: THAT WOULD MAKE ME FEEL
VERY COMFORTABLE.
BACK AT HOME, I EAT A LOT OF MY
MEALS ALONE IN MY KITCHEN, JUST
STANDING OVER THE SINK.
>> Tish: THESE CLASSIC DISHES
ARE MADE FROM SEASONAL BRITISH
PRODUCE LIKE ASPARAGUS, PEAS,
AND TOMATOES, GROWN FROM THE
QUEEN'S OWN GARDENS.
AS FOR DESSERT, THEY'LL HAVE
CHOCOLATE TRUFFLES, CREME
BRULEE, BISCUITS WITH MANGO
PANNA-COTTA TOPPING, AND YELLOW
MACAROONS.
>> Cord: DELICIOUS.
I'M GETTING HUNGRY...
WHAT ABOUT TEA?
THE BRITS HAVE TO HAVE THEIR
TEA, RIGHT?
>> Tish: I DON'T KNOW...
THEY DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT
TEA...
BUT I SUSPECT TEA WILL BE
SERVED.
>> Cord: OH, YOU CAN BET ON IT.
THEY ARE NUTS FOR TEA OVER HERE.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT THIS RICH ENGLISH
TRADITION, HERE'S A LITTLE
INFORMATIVE VIDEO I MADE ABOUT
HIGH TEA.
>> Tish: NO, CORD, THESE ARE
SO SILLY.
>> Cord: ROLL IT!
MOST OF US KNOW TEA AS A DRINK
MADE FROM HOT WATER AND LEAVES.
BUT WHEN YOU COMBINE IT WITH
CHEESE AND SCONES, IT BECOMES A
RICH BRITISH TRADITION
KNOWN AS "HIGH TEA."
STARTING AT 3:00 OR 4:00 IN THE
AFTERNOON, BRITS ALL OVER THE
KINGDOM STOP WHATEVER
THEY'RE DOING AND HAVE TEA WITH
THEIR FRIENDS OR COWORKERS TO
DISCUSS THE QUEEN, PARLIAMENT,
FOX HUNTING, AND MORE.
OFTEN, SMALL PASTRIES AND TINY
SANDWICHES ARE PART OF THE
PACKAGE, TOO!
NO WONDER THE TRADITION HAS
SPREAD TO FANCY HOTELS ALL OVER
THE WORLD.
I PERSONALLY DON'T LIKE TEA BUT
I'M SO THIRSTY FROM THIS HISTORY
LESSON, I'M GONNA DRINK
SOME HIGH TEA RIGHT NOW, EVEN
THOUGH I DON'T LIKE IT THAT
MUCH.
HIGH TEA IS A LOTTA FUN.
ANYWAY, WE ARE GOING TO GO BACK
TO WINDSOR CASTLE, WE ARE
CUTTING BACK.
NOPE.
OH, I WOULD LIKE TO HIT A NINE
IRON ON THAT PITCH RIGHT THERE.
I WONDER IF ANYONE BROUGHT A
PITCHING WEDGE.
>> Tish: CORD, AFTER THE FIRST
RECEPTION WHERE THERE MAY OR MAY
NOT BE TEA, WE HAVE ABOUT 200
GUESTS THAT HAVE BEEN INVITED TO
A SMALLER PARTY, WORD ON THE
STREET IS THE COUPLE WILL BE
GOING AMERICAN-STYLE AND SERVING
GUESTS GRILLED CHEESE
SANDWICHES, TACOS, AND ICE CREAM
FROM FOOD TRUCKS.
>> Cord: THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE
ONE TO BE AT.
THAT'S THE ONE AT FROGMORE
HOUSE, RIGHT?
>> Tish: THAT'S RIGHT.
THE RECEPTION AT FROGMORE HOUSE
WILL BE A LOT MORE INTIMATE,
WITH ONLY 200 CLOSE FRIENDS
AND FAMILY.
THE ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE NIGHT
REMAINS TOP SECRET, THOUGH THE
RUMOR MILL IS IN OVERDRIVE.
ELTON JOHN, A FRIEND OF PRINCESS
DIANA, CANCELED TWO SCHEDULED
CONCERTS IN LAS VEGAS FOR
THE WEEKEND OF THE ROYAL WEDDING
DUE TO A "SCHEDULING CONFLICT,"
SO THERE'S A PRETTY GOOD CHANCE
HE'LL BE MAKING AN APPEARANCE.
ANOTHER BIG RUMOR WE'VE BEEN
HEARING IS THAT THE SPICE GIRLS
MIGHT REUNITE FOR A PERFORMANCE.
AT THE PARTY TONIGHT.
>> Cord: WHAT?
>> Tish: I LISTEN TO THEM WHEN
I RUN.
>> Cord: WELL, THAT WOULD BE
SIMPLY EPIC!
CAN YOU NAME ALL THE SPICE
GIRLS?
>> Tish: SPORTY.
>> Cord: SCARY.
THERE'S 17.
SAUCY SPICE.
CINNAMON TOAST SPICE, THERE'S
ONE GIRL WHO IS JUST CALLED
MUSTARD.
>> Tish: I DON'T KNOW ALL THE
NAMES.
>> Cord: GHOSTLY SPICE.
SILLY SPACE.
ANGRY SPICE, GRUMPY SPICE.
>> Tish: POUTY SPICE.
>> Cord: JEALOUS SPICE.
>> Tish: SUSPICIOUS SPICE.
>> Cord: SEAN SPICER.
WE'LL PROBABLY BE THERE.
WHEREVER THE SPICE GIRLS ARE,
SEAN SPICER IS.
CAN YOU IMAGINE ONSTAGE,
ELTON JOHN?
NOT ONLY SIR ELTON JOHN BANGING
AWAY AT HIS PIANO BUT THE SPICE
GIRLS JOIN IN, IN A
BOOTY-SHAKING RENDITION OF
"ALLIGATOR ROCK."
>> Tish: "CROCODILE ROCK?"
>> Cord: THAT'S THE ONE!
"CROCODILE ROCK!"
CAN YOU IMAGINE ALL THOSE STUFFY
BRITISH PEOPLE WITH ALL THEIR
STIFF BODIES JUST LETTING
THEMSELVES GO TO "CROCODILE
ROCK?"
MY, MY.
I DO SAY, I BELIEVE I'M ENJOYING
THIS "CROCODILE ROCK."
>> Tish: YES, INDEED!
I DO LIKE SHAKING MY BOOTY FROM
TIME TO TIME...
TOOK CROCODILE ROCK.
OH, WHAT A PLEASURE!
I DO LIKE SHAKING MY RUMP
THIS PARTY, WHERE'S THE QUEEN
?
>> Cord: YOU'RE STARTING TO
SOUND A LITTLE BIT IRISH.
[LAUGHTER]
WE COULD TALK ABOUT MUSIC ALL WE
WANT BUT IT WOULDN'T BE A
RECEPTION WITHOUT THE CAKE.
WHAT THE HECK DO WE KNOW ABOUT
THE CAKE?
>> Tish: FOR HARRY AND MEGHAN,
THEY ENLISTED PASTRY CHEF,
CLAIRE PTAK OF VIOLET CAKES IN
LONDON.
>> Cord: HE'S IN MY TOP FIVE.
>> Tish: YOU KNOW YOUR
DESSERTS, MY DEAR.
THE CAKE WILL BE A LEMON
ELDERFLOWER CREATION COVERED
WITH BUTTERCREAM, AND ADORNED
WITH FRESH FLOWERS DESIGNED TO
"INCORPORATE THE BRIGHT FLAVORS
OF SPRING."
MMM.
DOESN'T THAT SOUND DELICIOUS?
>> Cord: THAT SOUNDS SO YUMMY.
EVERYTHING BUT THE ELDERBERRIES.
>> Tish: THEY GIVE EVERYONE A
PIECE TO TAKE HOME.
>> Cord: A LITTLE DOGGY BAG.
THE BRITISH DO KNOW HOW TO MAKE
CAKES.
I'VE BEEN EATING NOTHING BUT
CAKES SINCE I GOT HERE.
CAKE FOR BREXIT.
CAKE FOR LUNCH AND CAKE FOR
DINNER.
IF I DON'T WATCH IT, I'LL BE AS
HUGE AS OUR FRIEND TIM MEADOWS
OUT THERE.
[LAUGHS]
>> Tim: I CAN HEAR YOU.
I HEARD THAT, GUYS.
>> Tish: WHAT'S INTERESTING,
CORD, IS HARRY AND MEGHAN ARE
FOREGOING THE TRADITIONAL
ROYAL WEDDING CAKE, WHICH IS THE
FRUITCAKE.
>> Cord: FRUITCAKE!
YUCK!
WHO LIKES FRUITCAKE?
>> Tish: SOME PEOPLE DO.
>> Cord: GOOD FOR THEM, THEY
ARE YOUNG.
THEY ARE MODERN AND THEY ARE
BREAKING THE RULES!
I TELL YOU WHAT THOUGH, I BET
AMERICAN MEGHAN MARKLE WOULD DIE
TO HAVE A DELICIOUS ICE
CREAM CAKE AT THE RECEPTION.
CARVEL DOES A GREAT ICE CREAM
CAKE.
DO YOU KNOW COOKIE PUSS?
DO THEY HAVE COOKIE PUSS IN
ENGLAND?
DOES ANYBODY KNOW?
OUR CREW IS SHAKING THEIR HEAD.
THEY DON'T KNOW.
>> Tish: I DON'T THINK SO.
>> Cord: COOKIE PUSS IS AN ICE
CREAM CAKE CHARACTER CREATED BY
CARVEL IN THE 1970S AS AN
EXPANSION OF ITS LINE OF
FRESHLY-MADE EXCLUSIVE PRODUCTS,
ALONG WITH HUG-ME BEAR AND
FUDGIE THE WHALE.
ACCORDING TO CARVEL'S BACKSTORY
FOR THE CHARACTER, COOKIE PUSS
IS A SPACE ALIEN WHO WAS
BORN ON PLANET BIRTHDAY.
IN HIS TELEVISION COMMERCIALS,
COOKIE PUSS HAS THE ABILITY TO
FLY, THOUGH HE REQUIRES A
SAUCER-SHAPED SPACECRAFT FOR
INTERPLANETARY TRAVEL.
THANK YOU, WIKIPEDIA.
WHO SAYS I DIDN'T DO ANY
RESEARCH FOR THIS WEDDING?
>> Tish: IF YOU'RE JUST JOINING
US, YOU'VE JUST MISSED THE
WEDDING OF THE CENTURY.
>> Cord: YOU MISSED IT,
BOO-HOO.
>> Tish: FOR THOSE JUST WAKING
UP ON THE WEST COAST...
>> Cord: OH, IT IS OVER.
YOU ARE LOOKING AT A LIVE CAMERA
FROM THE GROUNDS OF WINDSOR
>> Tish: WHERE THE MARRIAGE OF
MEGHAN MARKLE AND PRINCE HARRY
PRINCE OF WALES JUST TOOK PLACE.
THE CROWDS ARE STARTING TO
DISPERSE.
WE CAN ALL RETURN TO OUR NORMAL
LIVES AWAY FROM THIS BEAUTIFUL
FAIRYTALE --
>> Cord: WELL, LOOK WHO STOPPED
BY TO PAY US A VISIT!
>> Tish: WHO IS THIS HANDSOME
GUY?
>> Cord: LOOK WHO CAME BY!
>> Tish: WHO IS THIS ELEGANT
GUY?
>> Cord: IT'S OLD MANFRED!
YOU FOUND HIM.
ONE OF MY BELOVED 18 BASSET
HOUNDS!
LOOK AT THIS GUY!
>> Tish: HOW DID HE GET HERE?
>> Cord: I PUT HIM ON A PLANE IN
CALIFORNIA A MONTH AGO SO HE
COULD SIT IN QUARANTINE FOR
30 DAYS...
IN ALL THE EXCITEMENT, I MUST
HAVE FORGOT ALL ABOUT HIM AND HE
MUST HAVE BUSTED LOOSE.
WHERE ON EARTH DID YOU GET THESE
CLOTHES, MANFRED?
>> Tish: MANFRED, WHERE HAVE YOU
BEEN?
>> Cord: I BET HE WAS UP IN
WINDSOR TRYING TO CRASH THAT
WEDDING.
HE DOESN'T NORMALLY DRESS THIS
WAY.
>> Tish: IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE
HE'S BEEN SHOPPING ON SAVILE
ROW.
>> Cord: WHO KNOWS WHERE HE'S
BEEN.
BACK HOME IN CALIFORNIA, HE'S
ALWAYS RUNNING OFF TO THE L.L.
BEAN OUTLET STORE OUT NEAR
BARSTOW.
I'LL GET A CALL FROM THE MANAGER
OUT THERE MAYBE ONCE A WEEK TO
COME PICK HIM UP.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MANFRED?
HE'S IGNORING ME.
>> Tish: HE'S PLAYING ALOOF.
HE CERTAINLY LOOKS VERY SMART IN
THAT OUTFIT.
>> Cord: IF I KNOW MANFRED, HE
STOLE IT.
HE DID.
OKAY, RUN ALONG.
YET, GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
I WILL SEE YOU BACK IN
CALIFORNIA.
FASCINATING, THEY ARE VERY SMART
ANIMALS.
HE'LL FIND HIS WAY BACK, I KNOW
HE WILL.
>> Tish: HE'S JUST ADORABLE.
>> Cord: HE REALLY IS.
VERY SMART.
>> Tish: AND VERY SERIOUS.
>> Cord: TISH, YOU WITNESSED
THE DAY.
YOU SAW THESE TWO YOUNG PEOPLE
WITH YOUR VERY OWN EYES.
YOU WATCHED THEM FROM AFAR...
WHAT DO YOU THINK THEIR CHANCES
ARE?
IS THIS THING OVER IN A YEAR?
THREE YEARS?
TEN?
>> Tish: IT'S SO HARD TODAY,
CORD.
KEEPING A MARRIAGE TOGETHER --
IT TAKES A LOT OF WORK.
BUT I HAVE TO SAY, I REALLY LIKE
THEIR CHANCES.
>> Cord: WELL, THIS IS COMING
FROM A LADY WHO HAS BEEN MARRIED
FOR OVER 30 YEARS!
WHAT IS THE SECRET?
BECAUSE I WOULDN'T KNOW.
THE LONGEST RELATIONSHIP I'VE
EVER BEEN IN WAS 24 DAYS.
>> Tish: I HAVE 3 SIMPLE RULES I
FOLLOW.
IF HARRY AND MEGHAN CAN STICK TO
THESE RULES, I PREDICT A LASTING
MARRIAGE.
>> Cord: OKAY.
TISH CATTIGAN'S 3 RULES FOR
KEEPING A MARRIAGE TOGETHER.
>> Tish: RULE NUMBER 1, NEVER GO
TO BED ANGRY.
IN OTHER WORDS, IF THERE'S
DOUBT, TALK IT OUT!
>> Cord: IF THERE IS A DOUBT,
TALK IT OUT!
>> Tish: I LIKE THAT.
I WILL KEEP IT IN MY HEAD.
>> Cord: I TRY TO BE FUNKY.
I'M NOT VERY FUNKY.
NEXT RULE.
>> Tish: RULE NUMBER 2.
THIS IS ONE IS SO IMPORTANT.
ALWAYS USE "I" STATEMENTS
INSTEAD OF "YOU" STATEMENTS.
THIS IS SO YOU CAN EXPRESS
YOURSELF WITHOUT PLACING BLAME
OR MAKING ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT
YOUR PARTNER'S INTENTIONS.
>> Cord: SO FOR EXAMPLE, "I NEED
TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" INSTEAD
OF "YOU NEED TO GO THE
BATHROOM," BECAUSE THEN YOU'D BE
JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS INSTEAD
OF LETTING THEM TELL
YOU IN THEIR OWN WORDS.
>> Tish: I WOULD SAY IT'S MORE
ABOUT EMOTIONAL NEEDS THAN
LITERAL NEEDS.
BUT YOU HAVE THE GENERAL IDEA.
>> Cord: I'M NOT SURE I DO.
WHAT'S THE THIRD ONE?
>> Tish: RULE NUMBER 3, KEEP IT
SIMPLE.
TALKING FOR A LONG TIME
UNINTERRUPTED CAN CONFUSE AND
OVERWHELM YOUR PARTNER.
IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY,
A BEEF OR SOMETHING YOU ARE
FRUSTRATED ABOUT, SAY IT IN
THREE SENTENCES OR LESS.
I'LL ADMIT, THAT'S A HARD ONE
FOR ME!
I CAN BLAB.
>> Cord: IT'S TRUE, FOLKS, SHE
CAN JUST GO ON AND ON AND ON,
LIKE A LITTLE ENERGIZER BUNNY.
LIKE A TREE FULL OF CROWS.
I CAN TUNE IT OUT, BUT NOT
EVERYONE CAN.
I LOVE YOU.
YOU KNOW THAT.
>> Tish: THANK YOU, EVERYBODY
HAS THINGS THEY HAVE TO WORK ON
AND THAT'S MY LITTLE ONE.
>> Cord: HONEST TO GOD'S
TRUTH, YOU GIVE GREAT ADVICE,
TISH CATTIGAN.
>> Tish: THANK YOU, CORD.
>> Cord: SLIGHTLY VERBOSE AT
TIMES, BUT YOU HAVE REAL PEARLS
OF WISDOM.
>> Tish: THANK YOU, CORD.
IF YOU WANT MY OPINION, I THINK
HARRY AND MEGHAN ARE GOING TO
MAKE IT.
MY GUT FEELING.
THE WORLD MAY BE AGAINST HIM BUT
I BELIEVE IN LOVE.
>> Cord: IF YOU CAN SURVIVE
THE ENVIRONMENT, THE
HIGH-PRESSURE ENVIRONMENT OF
"SUITS," YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.
DO YOU KNOW?
>> Tish: I COULDN'T AGREE
MORE.
>> Cord: GET READY FOR THIS.
JUST GET READY.
HE HAS WORKED AT "THE DAILY
MAIL," "THE SUN," AND
"THE STAR," A LEGEND
OF THE PRESS WORLD AND AUTHOR OF
THE UNAUTHORIZED HISTORY OF THE
ROYALS, "BUCKINGHAM KNIGHTS
AND BUCKINGHAM NIGHTS."
SIR ALBERT LANGAN KINGSLEY.
>> Sir Albert: A PLEASURE TO
BE HERE.
ESPECIALLY WITH YOU, TISH
CATTIGAN.
YOU!
YOU ARE A VISION, AREN'T YOU?
>> Tish: THANK YOU, SIR ALBERT
ALBERT.
>> Cord: SO NICE TO MEET YOU,
SIR ALBERT.
>> Sir Albert: A VISION IN
YELLOW.
YOU'RE MAKING ME WANT TO EAT A
BIG BOWL OF CORN.
HOT BOILED CORN.
>> Tish: THANK YOU.
>> Cord: SIR ALBERT, WE
UNDERSTAND YOU WERE VERY TUNED
IN TO WHAT'S HAPPENING BEHIND
THE SCENES WITH THE ROYAL
FAMILY.
>> Sir Albert: INDEED.
I HAVE MANY INSIDE SOURCES,
LITTLE BIRDIES EVERYWHERE AND
THEY WHISPER TO ME THEIR
LITTLE SECRETS.
>> Tish: SIR ALBERT, DO YOU
HAPPEN TO KNOW WHAT MEGHAN AND
HARRY'S PLANS ARE AFTER THE
WEDDING?
THAT'S WHAT I'M CURIOUS ABOUT.
>> Cord: THAT'S HIGH ON OUR
LIST.
>> Sir Albert: I THINK THE
TWO OF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO
BE UP TO TONIGHT, DON'T YOU?
IT'S THEIR WEDDING NIGHT...
[LAUGHS]
THEY ARE YOUNG, THEIR HOT LITTLE
BODIES, WE ALL KNOW WHAT'S GOING
DOWN TONIGHT, RIGHT?
DURING THE TEMPERATURE UP, I
SAY.
>> Cord: OKAY, SIR ALBERT.
VERY PARTICULAR GENTLEMAN.
LET'S TRY TO BE PROFESSIONAL,
PLEASE.
>> Tish: IT'S OKAY, CORD.
I THINK IT'S THE EUROPEAN-STYLE.
WELL, SO, WE WERE WONDERING, WHO
IS IN THE COUPLE'S INNER CIRCLE?
THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.
>> Sir Albert: WELL, TISH,
MY INSIDE SOURCES SAY
PRINCE HARRY AND MEGHAN ARE VERY
GOOD FRIENDS -- AMERICAN ACTOR
RAY LEOTA.
YES, A CLASSIC.
HE'LL BE THERE.
>> Cord: WE DID NOT SEE HIM
THERE.
>> Sir Albert: SOMEONE ELSE,
JOINING TODAY...
CAPTAIN SULLY.
>> Tish: THAT'S INTERESTING.
>> Cord: HEROIC PILOT.
>> Sir Albert: DON IMUS.
>> Cord: SHOCK JOCK.
>> Sir Albert: ALSO YOUNG
SHELDON.
>> Cord: THE ACTOR FROM THE
CBS SHOW, "YOUNG SHELDON?"
>> Sir Albert: THEY
APPARENTLY LOVE "YOUNG
SHELDON," SECOND TO "SUITS."
>> Cord: DO THEY GET "BIG
BANG THEORY" HERE?
>> Sir Albert: NO, JUST "YOUNG
SHELDON."
IT IS A HIT.
HE WILL BE ARRIVING WITH HIS
CLOSE FRIEND AND DIRECTOR, DAVID
LYNCH.
>> Cord: ALL THESE PEOPLE?
>> Sir Albert: NO WEDDING IS
COMPLETE WITHOUT DAVID SIMON,
THE CREATOR OF "THE WIRE."
>> Cord: WAIT, "THE WIRE?"
ABOUT THE MEAN STREETS OF
PHILADELPHIA?
>> Sir Albert: CLOSE FRIEND
OF MEGHAN.
THE LITTLE BOY THAT WAS A STAR,
IN AMERICAN TELEVISION SERIES
"MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE," WHAT
IS THE NAME OF THAT CHILD?
>> Cord: DID YOU MEAN FRANKIE
MUNIZ?
>> Sir Albert: YES, HE'S ALL
GROWN UP AND VERY GOOD
MATES WITH PRINCE HARRY.
>> Cord: THEY MIGHT DRIVE
RACE CARS TOGETHER.
>> Tish: ANY WORD ON A BABY?
>> Sir Albert: YES, THOSE
WHISPERS ARE TRUE.
I HAVE HEARD THEY'VE ALREADY
STARTED ON THAT PATH.
>> Cord: ARE YOU SAYING MEGHAN
MARKLE IS ALREADY PREGNANT?
>> Sir Albert: NO, THEY
ALREADY HAVE TWO FULLY GROWN
CHILDREN.
ONE IS 28 AND ONE IS 34.
THEY ARE BOTH NAMED GENE AND
THEY LIVE IN SEATTLE.
>> Cord: WAIT, BOTH?
>> Sir Albert: YES, THE BOY
IS NAMED GENE AND THE GIRL IS
NAMED JEAN.
THIS IS WHAT I'VE HEARD FROM MY
INSIDE SOURCES.
>> Cord: OKAY, THIS GUY, FULLY
GROWN CHILDREN.
>> Sir Albert: IT'S TRUE, MY
SOURCES NEVER LIE.
I AM A SUCCESSFUL COLUMNIST.
AT ANOTHER TIME, I WILL
CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL.
>> Cord: NO, I'M NOT HAVING A
DUEL WITH YOU.
>> Sir Albert: I SAID AT
ANOTHER TIME.
>> Cord: I FIND YOU THOROUGHLY
ENTERTAINING.
JUST A LITTLE OUTLANDISH.
YOUR INSIDE SOURCES SOUND LIKE
OUTSIDE SOURCES.
>> Sir Albert: I GUARANTEE,
THEY ARE AS INSIDE AS YOU CAN
GET.
>> Tish: SIR ALBERT.
>> Sir Albert: WHO GAVE YOU
THAT PIN?
DON'T TELL ME A MAN GAVE YOU
THAT PIN, I'D BE JEALOUS.
>> Tish: ANY WORD ON WHERE
MEGHAN AND HARRY ARE LIVING
TOGETHER?
>> Sir Albert: MY INSIDE
SOURCES SAY...
>> Cord: HERE WE GO AGAIN.
>> Sir Albert: MAYBE I
SHOULD JUST TELL YOU PRIVATELY
OVER A GLASS OF SHERRY AND FISH.
>> Cord: NO, NO.
YOU ARE NOT HAVING SHERRY AND
FISH IN A PRIVATE SETTING.
IT'D BE BEST IF YOU TOLD US HERE
ON THE BROADCAST.
>> Sir Albert: ACCORDING TO
MY INSIDE SOURCES, PRINCE HARRY
AND MEGHAN ARE MOVING TO
PITTSBURGH.
PENNSYLVANIA.
>> Cord: PIT -- THEY ARE GOING
TO LIVE IN PITTSBURGH,
PENNSYLVANIA?
>> Sir Albert: YES, YES.
>> Cord: I THOUGHT THEY WERE
GOING TO LIVE IN WINDSOR...
>> Sir Albert: NO.
>> Cord: DO YOU HAVE A SATCHEL
YOU CARRY YOUR PIPES IN?
>> Sir Albert: I LAY THEM
OUT ON THIS LITTLE TABLE
WHEREVER I GO.
THERE IS 40 OF THEM.
>> Cord: OH, MY GOD, YOU HAVE
A LOT OF PIPES.
A VERY PUNGENT TOBACCO.
>> Sir Albert: THEY ARE ALL
OLD.
IT'S VERY OLD.
>> Cord: IS THAT APPLE
FLAVORED?
>> Sir Albert: APPLE, CINNAMON,
SOME DIRT.
INSIDE SOURCES SAY THAT'S THE
BEST WAY TO DO IT.
>> Cord: THE SEGMENT WASN'T
SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY.
I'M SORRY, FOLKS.
IT'S BEEN ENJOYABLE BUT I MESSED
UP A LITTLE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING BY,
SIR ALBERT.
>> Tish: THANK YOU.
>> Sir Albert: THANK YOU FOR
HAVING ME.
>> Tish: WE'LL SEE YOU LATER.
>> Cord: SEE YOU LATER, BUDDY.
SOMEONE WILL PAY YOU.
TINY LITTLE WEIRDO.
LIKE A LITTLE BENJAMIN BUTTONS.
>> Tish: HE HAD A LOT OF
INTERESTING INFORMATION.
>> Cord: IT WAS SOME GOOD,
JUICY STUFF.
>> Tish: CORD, LET'S
GET OUT TO OUR ASSOCIATE AND
GOOD FRIEND, TIM MEADOWS, ONE
LAST TIME FOR A CHECK-IN.
TIM, ANY FINAL THOUGHTS?
>> Tim: TISH, CORD, THE ROYAL
WEDDING HAS NOT ONLY BROUGHT
TOGETHER PRINCE HARRY AND HIS
NEW DUCHESS, BUT IT HAS BROUGHT
US ALL TOGETHER.
WE'VE ESCAPED THE HIDEOUSNESS
AND MONOTONY OF OUR OWN LIVES.
THE SPECTACLE ALLOWED ALL OF US
TO FORGET THE BOREDOM AND THE
PAIN MOST OF US MUST ENDURE
EVERY DAY JUST TO EAT FOOD AND
SLEEP IN A BED.
BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE COME TOGETHER,
SHINING A LIGHT ON THE REST OF
US, AND THAT LIGHT IS UGLY.
WE DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE IN THAT
LIGHT.
I'LL NEVER BE A ROYAL.
NONE OF US WILL EVER BE ROYALS.
>> Tish: TIM, ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Tim: NO, I AM NOT, GUYS.
THE CONTRAST BETWEEN MY LIFE AND
THEIRS HAS BEEN MADE ABUNDANTLY
CLEAR.
I'M JUST KIND OF SITTING IN THAT
REALITY RIGHT NOW.
>> Cord: TIM MEADOWS, EVERYONE.
WE'LL SEE HIM IN PASADENA NEXT
YEAR FOR THE ROSE PARADE.
WHAT A HOOT!
BYE, TIM.
STRANGE.
VERY STRANGE.
WHAT CAN YOU DO?
TISH, ANY LAST THOUGHTS?
>> Tish: CAN I JUST SAY WHAT'S
BEEN SO SPECIAL ABOUT TODAY IS
THAT WE NOT ONLY GOT TO BE A
PART OF A ROYAL WEDDING, BUT IT
OPENS A DOOR FOR US TO TALK
ABOUT THE LOVE AND COMMITMENT IT
TAKES TO MAKE A SUCCESSFUL
MARRIAGE.
AS YOU KNOW, CORD, WE HAVE A
SPECIAL BOND.
>> Cord: 100%, TISH.
THIS IS A SPECIAL UNION.
>> Tish: AS I LOOK AT MEGHAN AND
HARRY TODAY, MY ONE WISH FOR
THEM IS THAT THEY SHARE A
BOND THAT IS AS STRONG AS THE
ONE THAT YOU AND I HAVE FOR EACH
OTHER.
OR THE ONE THAT MY HUSBAND BRENT
AND I HAVE BUILT TOGETHER.
SO OFTEN WE CHOOSE TO BE CYNICAL
ABOUT MARRIAGE.
IT IS AN INSTITUTION MANY HAVE
LOST FAITH IN.
AND TO THOSE PEOPLE I SAY --
DON'T BE CYNICAL.
FOLLOW YOUR HEART.
BE A GUIDING LIGHT FOR YOUR
PARTNER.
AND NEVER, EVER GO TO BED ANGRY.
EACH DAY IS A NEW DAY TO START
FRESH IN YOUR COMMITMENT TO EACH
OTHER.
LOVE WILL FIND A WAY, CORD.
>> Cord: THAT IS REALLY
BEAUTIFUL.
>> Tish: BEING HERE IN ENGLAND
AT THE ROYAL WEDDING, I'VE JUST
FALLEN IN LOVE WITH MY
HUSBAND BRENT ALL OVER AGAIN.
THESE TWO YOUNG PEOPLE, HARRY
AND MEGHAN, THE LOVE THEY HAD
FOR EACH OTHER HAS RADIATED OUT
FOR ALL OF US, ALL OVER THE
WORLD.
HOW ABOUT YOU, CORD, ANY FINAL
THOUGHTS?
>> Cord: I SUPPOSE MY BIG
TAKEAWAY, TISH, IS THAT I LOVE
ENGLAND BUT I CAN'T WAIT TO GO
HOME AND I DON'T PLAN ON COMING
BACK ANYTIME SOON.
FOR THE MOST PART, I WAS
CONFUSED EVERY DAY.
THEY DRIVE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF
THE ROAD.
THEY HAVE DIFFERENT MONEY THAN
WE DO.
THEY EAT DIFFERENT FOOD.
I ALSO DON'T KNOW WHY THEY CAN'T
USE THE SAME TYPE OF ELECTRICAL
OUTLETS AS THE REST OF US...
MY HOTEL HAS TWO TOILETS AND ONE
OF THEM DOESN'T EVEN FLUSH.
BUT HECK, I'LL GIVE THEM THIS...
THEY KNOW HOW TO THROW ONE HECK
OF A PARTY.
HEY, TISH, HOW ABOUT JOINING ME
IN A SONG I WROTE?
>> Tish: YOU WROTE A SONG?
I WOULD LOVE TO.
>> Cord: YOU KNOW I DID.
HERE YOU GO.
JUST FAKE IT...
>> Tish: I'LL FAKE IT.
>> Cord: I THINK YOU'LL ENJOY
IT.
♪ ♪
♪ THIS HAS BEEN A WONDROUS DAY ♪
♪ THE BELLS WILL RING AND RING ♪
A TRULY WONDROUS FUN-DROUS DAY ♪
♪ LET OUR GLAD HEARTS SING! ♪
♪ THIS HAS BEEN A JOYFUL DAY ♪
♪ LOVE HAS CONQUERED ALL ♪
♪ A PRINCE! ♪
♪ A STAR! ♪
♪
♪ A ROMANCE FOR USLL ♪
♪
♪ THIS HAS BEEN A HAPPY DAY,
OUR HEARTS ARE GAY AND LIGHT ♪
♪ HALLELUJAH TO THE HEAVENS ♪
♪ REJOICE UNTO THE NIGHT ♪
♪ THIS HAS BEEN A SPECIAL DAY ♪
♪ DREAMS ♪
♪ THEY DO COME TRUE ♪
♪ HAVE YOURSELF A SPECIAL DAY ♪
♪ LIKE THE ROYALS DO ♪
>> Cord: BYE, EVERYONE.
THANK YOU, EVERYONE.
HAVE A GREAT REST OF YOUR DAY,
WHEREVER YOU ARE.
>> Tish: THANK YOU TO OUR
CREW.
[SIGHS]
I AM GLAD THAT'S OVER.
>> Cord: DON'T BROADCAST
ANYWHERE IN ENGLAND EVER AGAIN.
THIS CREW IS DOG YOU KNOW WHAT,
DOG DOODY.
>> Tish: I FEEL LIKE IF YOU
ASK FOR THE TINIEST THING, THEY
GET SO PUT OUT.
THEY NEED TO KEEP IT CLOSE.
>> Cord: I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF
THEY PAY THEM HERE.
THESE PEOPLE LOOK LIKE ZOMBIES.
>> Tish: WELL, WE WON'T DO
THAT AGAIN.
>> Cord: WE WILL FIRE THEM
AFTER THE PARTY.
>> Tish: DO YOU WANT ME TO DO
THAT OR DO YOU WANT TO DO IT?
>> Cord: EITHER OR.
I KIND OF WANT TO DO IT BECAUSE
IF I DON'T, I WON'T SLEEP
TONIGHT.
CHEERS, EVERYONE.
GREAT JOB.
THANK YOU.
WONDERFUL JOB.
>> Tish: HAPPY WEDDING DAY.
>> Cord: HAPPY WEDDING DAY.
>> Tish: A DAY OF LOVE AND
JOY.
>> Cord: TO ALL.
WHAT A BUNCH OF STIFFS.
I WILL START WITH THAT
PROMPTER LADY.
>> Tish: THAT LADY...
>> Cord: SHE ADDED A U TO
EVERY WORD.
SHE WANTED H-U-M-O-U-R.
>> Tish: IS AT THE ENGLISH WAY
WAY?
IT'S LIKE OLD ENGLISH...
JUST WRITE IN