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<i>Dear Mr. Awd,
I read with interest</i>

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<i>the online description
and pictures of Awd's Inn</i>

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<i>and found it very appealing.</i>

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<i>I am planning a trip
to visit Scotland</i>

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<i>and I would very much like
to reserve one room</i>

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<i>for nine days.</i>

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<i>Those dates to be advised.</i>

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<i>Sincerely, Annabelle Wilson.</i>

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<i>Dear Ms. Wilson,</i>

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<i>I am delighted to receive</i>

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<i>and confirm your reservation</i>

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<i>for the dates you request.</i>

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<i>I'm sure you will find
our elegant, historic inn</i>

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<i>to be all we represented
on our website.</i>

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<i>I will be at the train station
to meet you personally</i>

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<i>and to transport you
to Awd's Inn.</i>

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<i>Please give me
a brief description of yourself</i>

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<i>so I can identify you easily
in the crowd.</i>

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<i>Or if you prefer,
a recent photo.</i>

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<i>Thank you, Mr. Awd.</i>

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<i>Well, I have no recent photos,</i>

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<i>but I am a woman
of a, um, certain age</i>

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<i>who's blonde, 5 foot 6</i>

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<i>and, um...
completely ordinary...</i>

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<i>in every way.</i>

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<i>You told me
over and over again</i>

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<i>that we would always have
each other.</i>

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But you were wrong about that,
weren't you?

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I love you, Fred.

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And I always will.

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But I gotta make new memories

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or the old ones
are gonna kill me.

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And I'm not ready to die.

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Not yet.

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<i>♪ Dirty dishes all about ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'll go
and clean 'em up now ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Clean 'em up now ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Broken pieces on the ground ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Are gonna get 'em up now ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Get 'em up now ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Time to give myself
some grace ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Gonna make some changes ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Make some changes ♪</i>

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- How many would you like?
- Two, please.

45
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<i>♪ I've been waiting too long
to touch my sky ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Blowin' all my time ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I've been spendin'
my yesterdays all wrong ♪</i>

48
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<i>♪ But that's all gone ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Gonna sing my song ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

51
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<i>♪ Gonna sing my song ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Time to spread my wings
and fly ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In a new direction ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A new direction ♪</i>

55
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<i>♪ I'm gonna
kiss the past goodbye ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Make a new connection ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Gonna sing my song ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sing it loud ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Gonna sing my song ♪</i>

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Hello.

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- Hey, How.
- Gavin.

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What are you doin' here?

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I'm waitin' for the guest.

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- The guest?
- The guest.

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- What are you doing here?
- Uh, waitin' on the wife.

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She was visiting
her widowed sister in Glasgow.

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Remember, the one
I was tellin' you about?

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- She's in a hospital, you know?
- Hm.

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After her husband died
by accidentally dropping

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his electric razor
into the bathtub.

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Fried every hair
of his sorry arse.

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Can there be a worse way to go?

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No. Tell me about it.

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I had to clean up the plumbin'
afterwards. Phooey.

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Oh, oh, there's
one here. See you later.

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See you, Gavin.

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Mr. Awd?

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- Ms. Wilson!
- Yes, hi!

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- Hello, welcome.
- Oh, hello.

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- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.

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Thank you for meeting my train.
It's been a long trip.

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Well, we at Awd's Inn,
uh, pride ourselves

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in our impeccable service
and hospitality.

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- Good. Good.
- Yeah.

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Then I'll be
a excellent customer.

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- Good, good.
- Okay.

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- Is this it?
- Uh, y-yeah.

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This is my only suitcase, um...

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My zipper's broken.

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Ah. I think there's some pills
for that, now?

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- Excuse me?
- Em...

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Just a bit of Scottish humor.

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- No offense.
- None taken.

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- Okay.
- Yeah, it's very, very light.

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There's really nothing in it
but this little costume I found.

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And then I'm going to buy
all new everythings.

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Okay.

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And then I'm gonna go to Italy

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and I'm gonna buy
a brand-new one

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'cause that's the next place
on my list.

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- Oh, you've got a list.
- I do. I have a great list.

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- And by the way, your railroads?
- Yes?

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- Are really lovely.
- They're not mine.

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- I gathered they were not yours.
- But, thanks.

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But I, I mean,
they're comfortable

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and they're,
it's just really clean.

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I don't know why I did
expect it, like, filthy.

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What, you thought
Scotland would've dirty trains?

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No, I was just...
Scotland's so old.

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So I just figured
the trains would be old.

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Trains were invented
at the same time

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everywhere around the world.

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- Oh, it's so beautiful.
- Yep.

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How far is it to the inn?

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Uh, not far.
You know, just a short drive.

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Well, uh,
a lot of it depends

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on what you think's
short and long.

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- We drive for the wheel is.
- Oh, oh.

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Gotta get used to that.

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- Yup, there you go.
- Okay.

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I smell gas.

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We call it petrol here
and it's, uh,

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it's the reason
I'm puttin' this on.

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- It's, um, it's flame retardant.
- What?

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It happens... And put your coat
on or something, just in case.

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I mean, you're fine.

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This isn't flame retardant.

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Well, it'll keep you warm
goin' through the glens,

129
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and that's important. It's...

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We're not gonna go on fire
or anything.

131
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It's just,
you can never be too careful.

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You put that on
every time you drive your car?

133
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No, not every time. When
it's raining, I don't wear it.

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But when it's raining,
don't you put the top on?

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No, I go fast and then
the rain can't reach me.

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Oh, I see, I see.
You're messing with me.

137
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You're messing
with the stupid American lady...

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I am not messing with you.

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Freshly in Scotland.

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Okay. I'm on to you now.

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- Okay.
- I'm on to you.

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- You all right?
- I'm so cozy.

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Have you got
your seatbelt on?

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- That's a joke because?
- Yeah.

145
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- There's no seatbelt.
- No seatbelt.

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There you are.

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Oh, look at this.

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Oh, wow.

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I'm expecting
a very important letter.

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Does the mail arrive here
every day?

151
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Yes, it arrives daily
like it does

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in every modern country,
in a nice clean train.

153
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I've never seen
so many sheep.

154
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Yup. There are over
seven million sheep in Scotland.

155
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Only five million people.

156
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I prefer the sheep.

157
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You're kidding,
right?

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Nope.

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Is this your first time
in Scotland?

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My first time
anywhere, really.

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I've never seen anything,
except through the movies.

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And by the time
I'm done with this trip,

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I'll have seen the whole world.

164
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Oh, I love
that song. It's so catchy.

165
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<i>♪ I'll bring the whiskey ♪</i>

166
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I don't like that song.

167
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It's all they play.

168
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I have a joke.

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There's a doctor
and he's worried about, uh,

170
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having sex with his patients.

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Then a voice in his head says,

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"Don't worry, a lot of doctors

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have sex with their patients."

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And then another voice
in his head says,

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"Yes, but they're probably
not veterinarians." Heh!

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It's a wee bit
of Scottish humor there.

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It's not for everybody.
Just like haggis.

178
00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:09,543
Uh, I think it's the, uh,
it's the fan belt

179
00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:10,877
or the alternator now.

180
00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:12,913
It's neither one.
It's neither one.

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- You're out of gas.
- We call it petrol.

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00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,718
Well, whatever you call it,
you're out of it.

183
00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:19,152
How far is this inn?

184
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It's not far,
just down the road...

185
00:10:20,554 --> 00:10:21,788
I-I'm gonna walk. Okay? I-I..

186
00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:23,790
- Oh, no. No.
- Yeah, I'm gonna walk.

187
00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:26,827
Uh, look, um,
you can't walk on that road.

188
00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:29,463
You'll need something
on your feet. Here.

189
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- I'll be fine.
- No, no, no. Take these.

190
00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:33,667
Put these on.

191
00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:36,203
You have women's boots
in your trunk?

192
00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,471
Uh, we call it a boot.

193
00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:38,905
You have women's boots
in your boot?

194
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- I do. Do you want them or not?
- Fine. Thank you.

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Just follow the road.

196
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Hi, Gavin. It's me.

197
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Yeah. Um, I think
I've run out of petrol.

198
00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:06,867
Oh, there is? Well,
why didn't you say that then?

199
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,603
Could it be the alternator maybe
or the fan belt?

200
00:11:11,605 --> 00:11:15,342
All right. Yup.
Fine, thanks. Okay, bye.

201
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,313
Uh! Jeez.

202
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,683
Don't worry about
Wally. He's very friendly.

203
00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:25,819
Just let him sniff you.
Any part.

204
00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:04,725
It's so much more beautiful
than the pictures.

205
00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:07,461
It's just gorgeous,
beautiful bones.

206
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,796
Well, you better have great
bones if you're 400 years old.

207
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:12,766
I can't even imagine the upkeep

208
00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:13,934
on a place like this.

209
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:14,968
No, you cannot.

210
00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:17,604
- It's so pretty.
- Yeah.

211
00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:23,777
Oh. I love these.
Can I have one of your sweeties?

212
00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:24,878
- What's a sweetie?
- You know...

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00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,546
Your box of chocolates here.

214
00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:28,815
Oh, no, no, no. No, no.
That's not a box of chocolates.

215
00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:31,618
I'm sorry. That's my husband.

216
00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,687
- Okay.
- Fred, my late husband.

217
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,690
Though he was never late.
It's a stupid phrase.

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00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,594
- That's a box of chocolates.
- Yes.

219
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:41,895
That somebody
has laminated shut.

220
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:42,963
And that would be me.

221
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,331
And I did it on purpose

222
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,399
because otherwise
he would spill.

223
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Oh.

224
00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:51,772
Fred's in the box?

225
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:54,674
Most of him.

226
00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:57,444
Don't they have
unused containers

227
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,912
for that sort of thing,
you know, urns?

228
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:02,382
Yeah, they do. And a lot
of people prefer to do that.

229
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:03,950
But Fred didn't want that.

230
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:05,986
I was executor of his will.

231
00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:08,421
I had to respect his wishes.

232
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,557
- He was mental.
- No, he was not mental.

233
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:13,627
He had an accident.
We had a hardware store.

234
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,962
And that he'd gone up and down
the ladder for 31 years

235
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,665
and this one time
he went up and...

236
00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:21,802
came down and broke his neck.

237
00:13:25,039 --> 00:13:28,441
That's a terrible story.
I'm sorry for your loss.

238
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,046
Still, it doesn't quite explain

239
00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:33,814
why he's inside
a box of chocolates.

240
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,882
About to check into my inn,
does it?

241
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:39,653
So...

242
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:42,856
So Fred and I loved the movies.

243
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:45,759
<i>Forrest Gump</i>
was his favorite movie.

244
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:49,529
And he always said that, uh,
whenever he left this world,

245
00:13:49,563 --> 00:13:52,766
uh, it was gonna be the only
kinda box he would be in, so...

246
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:55,136
Well, I hope your favorite movie
isn't <i>Psycho</i>

247
00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:58,672
or I'll have to keep you
out of the shower. Heh.

248
00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:01,541
I'd prefer a bath than a shower,
please, in my room.

249
00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:03,110
Okay.

250
00:14:03,144 --> 00:14:05,612
- Can I see your passport?
- Oh, oh, yes.

251
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:07,781
Um...

252
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,953
- No need to check my age.
- Of course not.

253
00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:16,090
You're checkin' my age,
aren't you?

254
00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,791
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.

255
00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:21,428
Here you are.
Okay. Just out of curiosity.

256
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:25,032
- What's your favorite movie?
- <i>Funny Girl.</i>

257
00:14:25,066 --> 00:14:27,101
Barbra Streisand!

258
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:28,969
Yes, but playin' Fanny Brice.

259
00:14:29,003 --> 00:14:31,838
I know who she was.
A famous Broadway actress.

260
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:33,506
Yes, but much more than that.

261
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,077
She was a, she was a singer
and she was a comedienne

262
00:14:36,110 --> 00:14:38,712
and she was fearless
and brilliant.

263
00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:41,882
- Everything I wanted to be.
- Oh, good for you.

264
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,516
Never happened.
Is this the way?

265
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,551
- Yeah, up the stairs.
- Okay.

266
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:45,852
You forgot your case.

267
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:48,421
No, I didn't.

268
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:51,025
And you really need to check
those pipes.

269
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,525
Just old plumbing.

270
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,064
Mm-hmm.

271
00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:01,835
Second alcove
on the right, Mrs. Wilson.

272
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,503
So you're in show business,
then?

273
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:06,740
Nah, I wanted to be,
but I met my husband and...

274
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:10,144
<i>♪ Oh that hot
hot crazy summer ♪</i>

275
00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:12,079
You know, it was,
it was a big hit back then.

276
00:15:12,113 --> 00:15:15,049
I, I don't know.
Um, there you are.

277
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,083
Oh, okay. Great.

278
00:15:16,117 --> 00:15:18,185
So you-you, uh,

279
00:15:18,219 --> 00:15:21,188
gave up your dreams
of show business for Fred?

280
00:15:21,222 --> 00:15:24,591
No, I just chose a different
kind of life with Fred.

281
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:28,129
Right, a man
who wanted to be cremated

282
00:15:28,162 --> 00:15:30,497
and put in a chocolate box,
then laminated,

283
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,831
and go sightseeing.

284
00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:33,234
No.

285
00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:36,003
But I wouldn't expect anybody
to understand.

286
00:15:36,037 --> 00:15:39,173
All right. Well, here's
your case. Dinner's at 7:00.

287
00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:42,209
- Thank you. But I'm not hungry.
- Oh, y-you will be.

288
00:15:42,243 --> 00:15:43,877
Oh, I do need a safe, though.

289
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:45,946
- Is there one in the room?
- Yup, there's a, a...

290
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:49,616
I don't think it's big enough
for, uh, for Fred, though.

291
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,952
It's not for Fred.
It's for his mother.

292
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:48,742
Oh, dear God, you're so boring.

293
00:17:08,762 --> 00:17:11,631
Oh, wow!

294
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,933
Didn't know Mel Gibson
was havin' a yard sale.

295
00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:16,703
- Good morning.
- Good morning, Mrs. Wilson.

296
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:19,773
Are you hungry enough
for a bite? How's Fred?

297
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:23,244
I would love a cup of coffee.
Thank you. And a poached egg.

298
00:17:23,277 --> 00:17:26,646
And I'd really appreciate you
not mentioning Fred.

299
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,582
- It's disrespectful.
- Okay.

300
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:32,585
Uh, sit at any table
that's no occupied

301
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,288
and I'll see how the chef's
doing with your breakfast.

302
00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:36,057
None of them are occupied.

303
00:17:36,090 --> 00:17:38,925
- Well, sit at one of them then.
- Okay.

304
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,061
<i>♪ Hey Marie ♪</i>

305
00:17:40,094 --> 00:17:41,095
<i>♪ Hey Marie ♪</i>

306
00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:43,064
<i>♪ Oh Marie ♪</i>

307
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,634
Is everything all right?

308
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,370
Yes. Yes.
Everything's fine.

309
00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:53,007
The chef just, uh,
dropped the eggs. Watch it!

310
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,375
He did manage
to save the salmon, though.

311
00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:57,311
We have, eh, smoked salmon

312
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:59,712
and, uh, poached salmon

313
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:03,350
and we've got, uh,
everybody's favorite, salmon.

314
00:18:03,384 --> 00:18:05,386
Mm, uh, what happens
if the guest

315
00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:07,987
doesn't, uh,
particularly like salmon?

316
00:18:08,022 --> 00:18:10,623
Then they starve to death
or they have the haggis.

317
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:13,260
What is this haggis
everybody talks about?

318
00:18:13,294 --> 00:18:16,030
Well, haggis
is a sort of a sausage.

319
00:18:16,063 --> 00:18:18,631
It's made from the heart
and liver and lungs of a sheep,

320
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:21,001
mixed with some oatmeal
and then cooked slowly

321
00:18:21,035 --> 00:18:24,971
inside the sheep's
stomach lining.

322
00:18:25,005 --> 00:18:27,874
Well, can I get the oatmeal
without all the vital organs?

323
00:18:30,144 --> 00:18:31,378
No.

324
00:18:31,412 --> 00:18:33,280
- I love salmon.
- Salmon it is.

325
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:40,920
Oh, you've been
a mad duck, Giuseppe.

326
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,989
She's never gonna be happy
until she gets that coffee.

327
00:18:43,023 --> 00:18:44,258
I'm tryin' my best.

328
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,658
Well,
you've disappointed me

329
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,128
for the last time.
You are fired!

330
00:18:47,161 --> 00:18:48,895
No, please, boss,
come back!

331
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:50,730
You're just not up
to the standards we expect here

332
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:53,400
at Awd's Inn for our important
American guests! Ah!

333
00:18:54,268 --> 00:18:56,203
I'm so sorry.

334
00:18:56,237 --> 00:18:58,205
- I'll have tea.
- Fine.

335
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:14,221
What do you say, Wally,
shall we go into town, huh?

336
00:19:14,255 --> 00:19:16,190
I need a little retail therapy.

337
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:18,958
<i>♪ How do I begin
to begin again? ♪</i>

338
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:23,230
<i>♪ Breathe deep and let
all the fresh clean air in ♪</i>

339
00:19:23,264 --> 00:19:27,001
<i>♪ How do I find the courage
to say ♪</i>

340
00:19:27,034 --> 00:19:30,770
<i>♪ I'm gonna start
a brand-new life today? ♪</i>

341
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:33,907
<i>♪ Here I go ♪</i>

342
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:37,311
<i>♪ It's all uphill
and I'm takin' a ride ♪</i>

343
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:42,882
<i>♪ On a brand-new road
and those... ♪</i>

344
00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:44,118
In here, come on.

345
00:19:44,151 --> 00:19:47,921
<i>♪ But I'm gonna try try ♪</i>

346
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:51,824
<i>♪ All it takes
is a new set of wings ♪</i>

347
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,793
<i>♪ To fly ♪</i>

348
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,362
Hey, Gavin.

349
00:19:55,396 --> 00:19:58,199
<i>♪ On my way to a new life ♪</i>

350
00:19:58,232 --> 00:20:00,934
<i>♪ Of new everythings ♪</i>

351
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:10,477
<i>♪ Oh of new everythings ♪</i>

352
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,091
Kitchen's closed.

353
00:20:24,124 --> 00:20:26,093
Oh, oh, that's okay.
I'm not hungry.

354
00:20:26,126 --> 00:20:29,063
I had a bite at the village
earlier. Thanks.

355
00:20:29,096 --> 00:20:31,165
Well, then, you won't be
interested then

356
00:20:31,198 --> 00:20:33,400
in the beautiful tuna steak
that I have

357
00:20:33,434 --> 00:20:36,203
benevolently set aside for you

358
00:20:36,237 --> 00:20:40,040
'cause I feel bad
about belittling poor Fred.

359
00:20:40,074 --> 00:20:42,142
You needn't have bothered,
but that's very nice.

360
00:20:42,176 --> 00:20:44,144
- Thank you.
- Here you are.

361
00:20:44,178 --> 00:20:47,481
Listen, Mrs. Wilson,
Scotland is cold enough.

362
00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:50,284
Let's put aside our differences.

363
00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:53,087
And I have to tell you,
what you're doing with Fred,

364
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:56,423
it's fascinating.
Really, it's fascinating.

365
00:20:56,457 --> 00:20:58,791
What do you really want,
Mr. Awd?

366
00:21:00,261 --> 00:21:02,062
I want what I want
for all my guests.

367
00:21:02,096 --> 00:21:05,165
I want them to enjoy
the Awd's Inn experience.

368
00:21:07,401 --> 00:21:08,435
Are you...

369
00:21:10,070 --> 00:21:11,138
Are you hungry?

370
00:21:14,008 --> 00:21:15,075
Please.

371
00:21:20,281 --> 00:21:23,417
Will, uh, Mrs. Awd
be joining us tonight?

372
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:26,553
Uh, sadly, no.
Mrs. Awd has, uh...

373
00:21:26,587 --> 00:21:29,156
Well, she's in the same place
as Fred is,

374
00:21:29,189 --> 00:21:30,491
probably right about now.

375
00:21:30,524 --> 00:21:32,059
Oh, I'm sorry.

376
00:21:32,092 --> 00:21:35,095
Ah, don't be.
She was a miserable sow.

377
00:21:36,530 --> 00:21:39,166
So you wanted to be in showbiz.

378
00:21:39,199 --> 00:21:41,201
Well, yes, I wanted to be
in show business,

379
00:21:41,235 --> 00:21:45,205
but that ship sailed
much like the Titanic.

380
00:21:45,239 --> 00:21:47,574
Mm, that's a movie
that wasn't on your list.

381
00:21:49,109 --> 00:21:50,311
You saw my list?

382
00:21:51,645 --> 00:21:54,381
Well, I'm short of staff,

383
00:21:54,415 --> 00:21:55,915
so I do the housekeeping
as well.

384
00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:57,884
And you know,
the list was on your desk

385
00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,520
next to Fred,
when you went for your run.

386
00:21:59,553 --> 00:22:01,954
Well, I hope that's all you saw.

387
00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:05,858
- I saw your Spanx.
- I don't wear Spanx.

388
00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:07,494
Those had to be
running shorts.

389
00:22:07,528 --> 00:22:09,929
I run every day,
but I don't wear Spanx.

390
00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:11,931
Well, you'd be the only woman
in the history of the world

391
00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:13,167
that doesn't wear Spanx.

392
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,035
Well, I just don't like being
held in

393
00:22:15,069 --> 00:22:16,337
anymore in my life, you know?

394
00:22:16,370 --> 00:22:17,870
- Good for you.
- Yeah.

395
00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:20,374
And <i>Braveheart.</i>

396
00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:22,543
I have to tell you,
that's actually a movie,

397
00:22:22,576 --> 00:22:24,078
by the way, that I cannot stand.

398
00:22:24,111 --> 00:22:25,878
- What?
- <i>Braveheart.</i> I hate it.

399
00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:27,314
You have to keep that a secret
in Scotland.

400
00:22:27,348 --> 00:22:29,316
Well, your secret
is obviously safe with me.

401
00:22:29,350 --> 00:22:32,586
Mm. Well, secrets are easy.

402
00:22:32,619 --> 00:22:34,621
It is the truth
that is difficult.

403
00:22:34,655 --> 00:22:37,591
Oh, well, what philosopher
came up with that genius?

404
00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:39,926
You seem to like pot-potatoes,
right?

405
00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:42,995
The, uh, brilliant
but sadly very obscure

406
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:44,631
Lord Howard Awd.

407
00:22:44,665 --> 00:22:45,666
- No.
- Oh, yes.

408
00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:48,068
I'm still technically a lord.

409
00:22:48,102 --> 00:22:50,371
Descended from generations
of Scottish nobility.

410
00:22:50,404 --> 00:22:52,306
Ah.

411
00:22:52,339 --> 00:22:54,341
So how long were you married?

412
00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:56,243
Oh. Who...

413
00:22:56,276 --> 00:22:59,680
Who knows?
Tell me about Nantucket.

414
00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:01,615
Oh, Nantucket's gorgeous.
You've never been?

415
00:23:01,648 --> 00:23:03,484
Never been.
Don't know anything about it.

416
00:23:03,517 --> 00:23:05,686
Well, wait, uh, there's a poem
about it. Isn't...

417
00:23:05,719 --> 00:23:09,156
Yeah, that's the problem.
Everybody knows the poem.

418
00:23:09,189 --> 00:23:10,391
And hardly anybody's
been to the island.

419
00:23:10,424 --> 00:23:11,425
It's beautiful. You'd love it.

420
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:12,626
Isn't that where, uh...

421
00:23:12,659 --> 00:23:14,495
The Pequod set sail
from Nantucket,

422
00:23:14,528 --> 00:23:15,928
oh, in <i>Moby-Dick.</i>

423
00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:17,564
- Herman Melville's novel? Yes.
- Mm-hmm.

424
00:23:17,598 --> 00:23:18,931
- But I hated it.
- What?

425
00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:20,267
I hated it.

426
00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:22,236
- You hate <i>Moby-Dick?</i>
- Yes, I do.

427
00:23:22,269 --> 00:23:25,038
- And you live in Nantucket?
- I have secrets, too, all right?

428
00:23:25,072 --> 00:23:27,374
- I-I couldn't get through...
- You left Nantucket and you'r...

429
00:23:27,408 --> 00:23:29,643
Yes, well, you live in Scotland
and you hate <i>Braveheart.</i>

430
00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:31,578
- Same thing.
- Well, it's a stupid movie.

431
00:23:31,612 --> 00:23:33,980
The idea of William Wallace
havin' an Australian accent,

432
00:23:34,014 --> 00:23:35,516
runnin' around Scotland
in a tartan dress

433
00:23:35,549 --> 00:23:36,949
havin' sex
with the queen of France,

434
00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:38,352
it-it makes no sense at all.

435
00:23:38,385 --> 00:23:40,254
He didn't have sex
with the queen of France?

436
00:23:40,287 --> 00:23:41,622
Nobody had sex
with the queen of France.

437
00:23:41,655 --> 00:23:44,024
Even the queen of France...

438
00:23:44,057 --> 00:23:45,526
Well, the king of France...

439
00:23:45,559 --> 00:23:47,461
The queen of France
may have had sex with herself.

440
00:23:47,494 --> 00:23:49,229
You know what the French
are like.

441
00:23:49,263 --> 00:23:52,032
No, I've never been to France.

442
00:23:52,065 --> 00:23:53,634
Have you never? Oh, well, uh...

443
00:23:53,667 --> 00:23:56,236
I, I have to tell you,
you'll, you'll get a fright.

444
00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:58,672
They're just... They're
at themselves the whole time.

445
00:24:01,175 --> 00:24:03,410
Oh, this is good.
The chef is excellent.

446
00:24:03,444 --> 00:24:05,546
Yes, he is pretty good.
Would you like a pudding?

447
00:24:05,579 --> 00:24:07,347
Um, sure. What kind do you have?

448
00:24:07,381 --> 00:24:09,616
I have spotted dick.

449
00:24:09,650 --> 00:24:11,452
Americans always say that.
Right, but it's...

450
00:24:11,485 --> 00:24:14,087
- Is that a real thing?
- It's a real thing.

451
00:24:14,121 --> 00:24:17,424
Ha! My mother warned me
about spotted dicks.

452
00:24:17,458 --> 00:24:19,026
Well,
your mother was right.

453
00:24:21,295 --> 00:24:24,531
Oh, the loch
is gorgeous in the moonlight.

454
00:24:24,565 --> 00:24:25,632
Will you take me fishing?

455
00:24:25,666 --> 00:24:27,134
Of course, I'd be happy

456
00:24:27,167 --> 00:24:28,268
to take you out as part

457
00:24:28,302 --> 00:24:30,304
of your Awd's Inn experience.

458
00:24:30,337 --> 00:24:32,206
Which I'm thoroughly
enjoying.

459
00:24:32,239 --> 00:24:34,441
Good. I'm glad.
We aim to please.

460
00:24:51,558 --> 00:24:54,027
- Howard?
- What?

461
00:24:54,061 --> 00:24:55,329
What's goin' on?

462
00:24:55,362 --> 00:24:57,598
Well, I told you
we were short-staffed.

463
00:24:57,631 --> 00:24:59,233
We're short-staffed.

464
00:24:59,266 --> 00:25:00,801
You think
rubbish just picks itself up

465
00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:02,769
and puts itself away
'cause it's dirty and smelly

466
00:25:02,803 --> 00:25:04,338
and nobody likes it?

467
00:25:04,371 --> 00:25:06,473
No, I don't think that.
Do you need some help?

468
00:25:06,507 --> 00:25:07,774
Oh, sure,
you're gonna come down here

469
00:25:07,808 --> 00:25:09,309
in your sexy pajama top

470
00:25:09,343 --> 00:25:11,278
and get rubbish juice
all over yourself.

471
00:25:11,311 --> 00:25:13,380
No, no. I-I think we'll be fine.
Thank you.

472
00:25:13,413 --> 00:25:16,450
I will do that
if you ask me nicely, Romeo.

473
00:25:19,486 --> 00:25:21,154
What are you lookin' at?

474
00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:23,690
Uh, nothing.

475
00:25:23,724 --> 00:25:27,461
- Oh, yeah, I got 'em. Oh, yeah.
- Don't do that.

476
00:25:27,494 --> 00:25:30,631
He's never seen
a woman's legs before.

477
00:25:30,664 --> 00:25:32,733
Well,
he's seen some sheep legs.

478
00:25:32,766 --> 00:25:34,401
Haven't you, Gavin?

479
00:25:34,434 --> 00:25:37,137
You shag one sheep.

480
00:25:37,170 --> 00:25:38,672
Put some clothes on,
for goodness sake.

481
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,274
You're in Scotland.

482
00:25:40,307 --> 00:25:42,242
Hey, Gavin.

483
00:25:42,276 --> 00:25:44,144
A little Scottish humor.

484
00:25:44,177 --> 00:25:46,780
No offense intended.

485
00:25:46,813 --> 00:25:49,149
Have fun, boys.

486
00:25:54,555 --> 00:25:57,591
<i>♪ Then came you ♪</i>

487
00:25:57,624 --> 00:26:01,128
<i>♪ Then came you like a... ♪</i>

488
00:26:06,667 --> 00:26:08,602
Oh, come on.

489
00:26:09,636 --> 00:26:11,071
Oh...

490
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,642
Stop it.

491
00:26:17,811 --> 00:26:19,813
Oh...

492
00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:22,416
Howard! There's no water!

493
00:26:23,183 --> 00:26:24,318
Howard!

494
00:26:25,185 --> 00:26:26,420
Howard?

495
00:26:27,588 --> 00:26:28,722
Howard?

496
00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:31,792
Howard?

497
00:26:31,825 --> 00:26:34,795
- There's no water!
- I know.

498
00:26:34,828 --> 00:26:38,398
- I'm down here in the basement.
- Why are we whispering?

499
00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:39,433
We're whispering
because I don't know

500
00:26:39,466 --> 00:26:40,467
what's down there

501
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:41,501
because I don't really

502
00:26:41,535 --> 00:26:42,869
go into the basement.

503
00:26:42,903 --> 00:26:45,706
It's a very dark place.

504
00:26:45,739 --> 00:26:48,175
Oh, good. Tools.
Can't do anything without tools.

505
00:26:48,208 --> 00:26:50,243
Plumber's
only as good as her tools.

506
00:26:50,277 --> 00:26:51,778
I'm gonna need your help,
please.

507
00:26:51,812 --> 00:26:54,848
Come in to my basement
and I'll put a tool belt on you.

508
00:26:54,881 --> 00:26:56,383
- You know what?
- Set me free, Annabelle.

509
00:26:56,416 --> 00:26:58,819
You know what?
I have got a-a big wrench.

510
00:26:58,852 --> 00:27:02,489
I don't wanna hear what
you've got. Okay. All right.

511
00:27:02,522 --> 00:27:04,558
All right. Let me see.
It's all right.

512
00:27:04,591 --> 00:27:06,560
Okay, let me get back in here
'cause I think this is where

513
00:27:06,593 --> 00:27:09,296
the problem is. Let me see.

514
00:27:09,329 --> 00:27:10,697
- I'm gonna use the pipe cutter.
- Right.

515
00:27:10,731 --> 00:27:13,600
And then I'm gonna need
to take this valve...

516
00:27:13,634 --> 00:27:15,202
- Mm-hmm.
- Right here.

517
00:27:15,235 --> 00:27:18,639
- Okay. Good, good.
- And remove the petcock.

518
00:27:18,672 --> 00:27:21,541
Can you say again, petcock,
in a French accent, maybe?

519
00:27:21,575 --> 00:27:23,410
And then I'm gonna have to
solder it with a blowtorch

520
00:27:23,443 --> 00:27:25,212
and we should,
we should be good.

521
00:27:25,245 --> 00:27:27,314
So you're gonna solder
and blowtorch my petcock?

522
00:27:27,347 --> 00:27:28,649
If you'll let me.

523
00:27:28,682 --> 00:27:31,184
I-I will, and may I say
thank you very much

524
00:27:31,218 --> 00:27:32,519
and welcome to Scotland.

525
00:27:32,552 --> 00:27:34,521
Listen, I don't think
you should do it.

526
00:27:34,554 --> 00:27:36,690
Let me call Gavin
and maybe the vice squad.

527
00:27:36,723 --> 00:27:38,525
You've got a filthy mouth.

528
00:27:42,295 --> 00:27:44,665
- Oh, sh...
- I'll be right back.

529
00:27:44,698 --> 00:27:45,766
Oh!

530
00:27:46,633 --> 00:27:48,735
Oh! Damn.

531
00:27:49,703 --> 00:27:52,539
Yuck, yuck. Yuck.

532
00:27:59,980 --> 00:28:01,481
Let me tell you
something, Annabelle.

533
00:28:01,515 --> 00:28:04,217
I think you were
absolutely brilliant there.

534
00:28:04,251 --> 00:28:05,786
I had moisture

535
00:28:05,819 --> 00:28:10,457
in every crook and cranny
and crevice

536
00:28:10,490 --> 00:28:12,726
that I didn't even know
that I had.

537
00:28:13,794 --> 00:28:16,229
That's a very nice alliteration.

538
00:28:16,263 --> 00:28:17,531
And then...
No, she's absolutely right.

539
00:28:17,564 --> 00:28:19,800
I mean,
that is an occupational hazard.

540
00:28:19,833 --> 00:28:24,504
I Vaseline my crack once a week
a-at the very least.

541
00:28:24,538 --> 00:28:26,239
I remember
my mother used to say,

542
00:28:26,273 --> 00:28:28,775
she would be so proud
and she would say,

543
00:28:28,809 --> 00:28:31,611
"You, girl, are full of spunk."

544
00:28:33,647 --> 00:28:35,782
What? What, is that bad?

545
00:28:35,816 --> 00:28:37,484
- What?
- Not, not at all.

546
00:28:37,517 --> 00:28:39,853
Your mother was proud
that you were full of spunk?

547
00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:41,855
Yes. Why? Why, is that bad?

548
00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:43,890
- Gav, you-you need to tell her.
- What do you mean?

549
00:28:43,924 --> 00:28:45,559
- Tell me what?
- No, no.

550
00:28:45,592 --> 00:28:47,494
That's too good
to kinda... I don't wanna...

551
00:28:47,527 --> 00:28:49,262
- What?
- I don't wanna tell you.

552
00:28:49,296 --> 00:28:50,697
Come on, stop it.
What is it?

553
00:28:50,731 --> 00:28:52,033
Annabelle, there's no way
you would know this,

554
00:28:52,066 --> 00:28:53,867
but in Scotland if somebody says

555
00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:55,036
that you're full of spunk...

556
00:28:55,069 --> 00:28:56,503
- Yeah?
- Ah, yes...

557
00:28:56,536 --> 00:28:58,872
- What it means is...
- Is-is sperm.

558
00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:00,707
- What?
- Uh, semen, uh...

559
00:29:00,741 --> 00:29:02,642
- Oh... Ow!
- Not...

560
00:29:02,676 --> 00:29:03,744
- All right.
- Oh, no.

561
00:29:03,777 --> 00:29:04,845
- Vivid livid.
- That's enough.

562
00:29:04,878 --> 00:29:05,879
- Stop it.
- Come on.

563
00:29:05,912 --> 00:29:06,980
I'll call you a taxi.

564
00:29:07,014 --> 00:29:08,849
- Oh...
- Strip club soda.

565
00:29:08,882 --> 00:29:10,484
- Oh, Lord!
- Eh.

566
00:29:32,472 --> 00:29:33,874
<i>Dear Shelly,</i>

567
00:29:33,907 --> 00:29:35,609
<i>that's great news
about the offers</i>

568
00:29:35,642 --> 00:29:37,310
<i>for the house and the store.</i>

569
00:29:37,344 --> 00:29:38,979
<i>I need to think about it
for a while,</i>

570
00:29:39,013 --> 00:29:41,381
<i>but I'll get back to you
as soon as I can.</i>

571
00:29:41,414 --> 00:29:42,916
<i>Thanks for the listings
you sent,</i>

572
00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:45,786
<i>but I'm not interested
in purchasing real estate.</i>

573
00:29:45,819 --> 00:29:48,089
<i>I'm just all about
new everythings these days.</i>

574
00:29:48,122 --> 00:29:50,357
<i>Take care. Annabelle.</i>

575
00:30:04,938 --> 00:30:06,640
You lookin' for movie times?

576
00:30:06,673 --> 00:30:10,610
No, flight times. I've got
a Roman holiday to get to.

577
00:30:10,644 --> 00:30:12,846
What are you gonna wear
when you get there, a toga?

578
00:30:12,879 --> 00:30:14,614
Maybe.

579
00:30:14,648 --> 00:30:16,083
You're really gonna
go through with it?

580
00:30:16,117 --> 00:30:19,586
Twenty countries
of your twenty favorite movies.

581
00:30:19,619 --> 00:30:21,388
- Mm-hmm.
- You're mad.

582
00:30:21,421 --> 00:30:24,791
No, I'm not mad.
I'm just kind of sad.

583
00:30:24,825 --> 00:30:26,593
The further away
I get from Nantucket,

584
00:30:26,626 --> 00:30:30,730
the more I realize
how small our world had become.

585
00:30:30,764 --> 00:30:33,433
You grow up...

586
00:30:33,466 --> 00:30:36,403
You, uh, fall in love
and your, and your dreams

587
00:30:36,436 --> 00:30:38,605
start to disappear
because you can't afford them.

588
00:30:38,638 --> 00:30:40,707
You struggle,
and then you'd settle

589
00:30:40,740 --> 00:30:43,743
for a terrible word
called "enough"

590
00:30:43,777 --> 00:30:45,079
'cause you had enough.

591
00:30:45,112 --> 00:30:46,780
But then, in order to survive,

592
00:30:46,813 --> 00:30:49,950
you convince yourself
that what you've had is enough.

593
00:30:49,983 --> 00:30:52,452
Does that make any sense at all?

594
00:30:52,485 --> 00:30:53,787
So you're saying
there's never enough?

595
00:30:53,820 --> 00:30:55,488
Yes, but by the time
we realize that,

596
00:30:55,522 --> 00:30:57,390
it's too late
to do much about it.

597
00:30:57,424 --> 00:30:59,026
So you keep doing
what you've always done?

598
00:30:59,060 --> 00:31:01,028
You go to the movies.

599
00:31:01,062 --> 00:31:02,829
To retreat to a fantasy world.

600
00:31:02,863 --> 00:31:05,066
Well, hopefully,
a happily-ever-after world.

601
00:31:05,099 --> 00:31:07,134
Isn't that what everybody wants?

602
00:31:07,168 --> 00:31:09,170
I do like a happy endin'.

603
00:31:09,203 --> 00:31:13,040
I think that's why my favorite
movie is <i>Silence Of The Lambs.</i>

604
00:31:13,074 --> 00:31:15,542
Every time I think

605
00:31:15,575 --> 00:31:18,145
I could maybe like you,
you just...

606
00:31:18,179 --> 00:31:20,814
I interrupt you
and remind you I'm an asshole.

607
00:31:20,847 --> 00:31:22,816
The guys are here for the tent.

608
00:31:22,849 --> 00:31:24,818
Tent? Why?

609
00:31:24,851 --> 00:31:26,153
Uh, there's a wedding
on Saturday.

610
00:31:26,187 --> 00:31:28,788
How wonderful!
Who's getting married?

611
00:31:30,457 --> 00:31:31,825
He's gettin' married.

612
00:31:43,004 --> 00:31:44,571
Oye! Where do these go?

613
00:31:44,604 --> 00:31:46,840
Just bring it down this way.

614
00:31:46,873 --> 00:31:48,675
What we'll do is we'll put it
in the field over there.

615
00:31:48,708 --> 00:31:50,677
The guests'll come down
the stairs,

616
00:31:50,710 --> 00:31:53,446
kinda promenade, a parade
or whatever they do and...

617
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,850
Come down there,
you can set up on this level.

618
00:31:56,883 --> 00:32:00,620
Uh, we'll put the,
put the doors here

619
00:32:00,654 --> 00:32:04,158
and they can come down the
stairs and walk right in. What?

620
00:32:04,191 --> 00:32:06,193
Nothing, I'm just s-surprised,
that's all.

621
00:32:06,227 --> 00:32:08,895
That someone would marry
an asshole like me?

622
00:32:08,929 --> 00:32:11,631
Kinda. No, no, it's just that
I've been here for days

623
00:32:11,665 --> 00:32:12,999
and you never even mentioned it.

624
00:32:13,034 --> 00:32:14,801
It's because some of us
are not as comfortable

625
00:32:14,834 --> 00:32:17,038
talking about
their personal lives as you are.

626
00:32:17,071 --> 00:32:19,106
Oh, I get that, that's fine.
But, I mean, who is she?

627
00:32:19,140 --> 00:32:21,008
- Who's the lucky lady?
- Her name is Clare.

628
00:32:21,042 --> 00:32:22,976
We were at university together,
she was actually

629
00:32:23,010 --> 00:32:24,911
my wife's best friend
and roommate for a while.

630
00:32:24,945 --> 00:32:26,479
- Uh-huh.
- Uh...

631
00:32:26,513 --> 00:32:27,747
We actually dated
for a little while

632
00:32:27,781 --> 00:32:29,582
and then, uh, she pointed out

633
00:32:29,616 --> 00:32:31,551
that she thought that I was
in love with her best friend.

634
00:32:31,584 --> 00:32:33,620
- And were you?
- Who knows? I was 20 years old.

635
00:32:33,653 --> 00:32:36,190
Anyway, she, uh,
she moved to London

636
00:32:36,223 --> 00:32:39,226
and, uh, never came back
and never did marry.

637
00:32:39,260 --> 00:32:41,594
Because you were the love
of her life.

638
00:32:41,628 --> 00:32:42,729
That's what she tells me.

639
00:32:42,762 --> 00:32:45,099
That's romantic,
don't you think?

640
00:32:45,132 --> 00:32:47,901
I mean, to find each other again
after all these years?

641
00:32:49,536 --> 00:32:51,138
I don't know how romantic it is.

642
00:32:51,172 --> 00:32:53,740
She, uh, she called me
after my wife died

643
00:32:53,773 --> 00:32:56,643
and, uh,
told me how sorry she was.

644
00:32:56,676 --> 00:32:58,645
Well, that was nice.

645
00:32:58,678 --> 00:33:00,513
She's a nice woman.

646
00:33:01,982 --> 00:33:04,085
She's been very successful
in business.

647
00:33:05,086 --> 00:33:06,987
Very attractive.

648
00:33:08,055 --> 00:33:10,657
Lovely, uh, clean hair.

649
00:33:13,260 --> 00:33:14,894
- I'm going fishin'.
- I'm coming with you.

650
00:33:14,928 --> 00:33:16,563
- No, you're not.
- Oh, yes, I am.

651
00:33:16,596 --> 00:33:18,832
You said it was part of
the Awd's Inn experience. Why...

652
00:33:18,865 --> 00:33:21,768
Because you're dressed
like a shortbread tin!

653
00:33:21,801 --> 00:33:23,636
Uh...

654
00:33:23,670 --> 00:33:25,772
- I'll change my clothes, okay?
- Then go change your clothes.

655
00:33:25,805 --> 00:33:27,174
But if you know anything
about fishin', you knew fish

656
00:33:27,208 --> 00:33:29,310
require quiet.
No talking, no singing.

657
00:33:29,343 --> 00:33:32,512
Start now, get practice.

658
00:33:38,252 --> 00:33:40,221
What are you looking at?

659
00:33:40,254 --> 00:33:42,789
- She's American.
- What?

660
00:34:02,876 --> 00:34:04,145
Uh, damn!

661
00:34:04,178 --> 00:34:05,912
Ow!

662
00:34:15,655 --> 00:34:17,158
Howard, can we please
go back to the inn?

663
00:34:17,191 --> 00:34:19,260
The midges are killing me.

664
00:34:19,293 --> 00:34:21,995
You really have a hard time
not talking, don't you?

665
00:34:22,029 --> 00:34:24,764
Yes, when I'm getting eaten
by midges, yes!

666
00:34:26,367 --> 00:34:29,370
- I'm hungry.
- Swallow a midge.

667
00:34:29,403 --> 00:34:32,306
Damn!

668
00:34:32,339 --> 00:34:35,875
How long are you gonna sit there
while I get eaten up?

669
00:34:35,909 --> 00:34:37,744
They're not even biting you.

670
00:34:37,777 --> 00:34:39,946
Oh, they're biting me,
I'm not just making

671
00:34:39,979 --> 00:34:43,017
a big song and dance about it.

672
00:34:43,050 --> 00:34:44,951
Ah! They're in my pants!

673
00:34:44,984 --> 00:34:46,220
Oh.

674
00:34:50,657 --> 00:34:53,060
No, don't jump.
Don't!

675
00:34:53,094 --> 00:34:55,929
Oh! Why-why'd you jump in?

676
00:34:55,962 --> 00:34:57,630
Because I didn't know
you could swim.

677
00:34:57,664 --> 00:34:59,400
Of course, I can swim.
I was a lifeguard in Nantucket.

678
00:34:59,433 --> 00:35:01,202
I might never keep up!

679
00:35:01,235 --> 00:35:03,137
Oh! My feet touched something!
My feet touched something!

680
00:35:03,170 --> 00:35:04,938
Oh, my gosh!
You're such a baby.

681
00:35:04,971 --> 00:35:07,408
I'm not a baby.
There could be a shark out here.

682
00:35:07,441 --> 00:35:09,210
What happened?

683
00:35:09,243 --> 00:35:12,779
Um, well, after I heroically
dived in to save you,

684
00:35:12,812 --> 00:35:15,282
my boot came off and I think
I must have cut it on something.

685
00:35:15,316 --> 00:35:17,184
- I'm gonna...
- Let me take a look.

686
00:35:17,218 --> 00:35:20,121
Let me see. That's it?

687
00:35:20,154 --> 00:35:21,821
- Oh, my God!
- Is it de... It feels deep.

688
00:35:21,855 --> 00:35:23,756
Deep?
It's, it's a nothingburger.

689
00:35:23,790 --> 00:35:26,327
I don't, I don't think you
should call it a nothingburger.

690
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,195
I could get an infection,
they used to throw witches

691
00:35:28,229 --> 00:35:29,896
and plague victims and stuff
in there.

692
00:35:29,929 --> 00:35:33,733
I could have some medieval
botulism or something.

693
00:35:35,835 --> 00:35:39,340
- What, what's funny?
- I just can't believe your foot.

694
00:35:39,373 --> 00:35:41,841
- What's wrong with my foot?
- It's beautiful!

695
00:35:41,875 --> 00:35:43,177
- It is. It is.
- It's gorgeous.

696
00:35:43,210 --> 00:35:45,778
We do have beautiful feet
in my family.

697
00:35:45,812 --> 00:35:47,314
You know, in Scotland
we have beautiful feet.

698
00:35:47,348 --> 00:35:49,283
- Is that antiseptic?
- It's antiseptic.

699
00:35:49,316 --> 00:35:50,817
It's gonna sting
tiny, tiny bit.

700
00:35:50,850 --> 00:35:52,986
- Geez.
- Oh, God.

701
00:35:53,020 --> 00:35:54,888
- I've got to get it cleaned.
- Okay.

702
00:35:54,921 --> 00:35:57,957
All right. I'm gonna put
a wee Band-Aid on it, okay?

703
00:35:57,991 --> 00:36:00,427
- Okay.
- Oh, my gosh.

704
00:36:00,461 --> 00:36:03,230
I never took you
for a mani-pedi kind of guy.

705
00:36:03,264 --> 00:36:06,900
William Wallace started it
in the 13th century.

706
00:36:06,933 --> 00:36:10,104
He, uh, he would get a mani-pedi

707
00:36:10,137 --> 00:36:14,041
from a Korean woman
in a rose.

708
00:36:14,074 --> 00:36:17,077
And all of the medieval kings
went to thank him.

709
00:36:17,111 --> 00:36:20,114
Uh, wanted a, a sort of a...

710
00:36:20,147 --> 00:36:21,814
- Here you go. All right.
- Uh-huh.

711
00:36:21,848 --> 00:36:24,018
Aw, is that a wee bit better?

712
00:36:24,051 --> 00:36:26,053
- I do have bad news, though.
- What is that?

713
00:36:26,086 --> 00:36:28,422
Well, there's no dinner
'cause it was gonna be fish.

714
00:36:28,455 --> 00:36:30,491
- We'll find something.
- Are you gonna help me?

715
00:36:30,524 --> 00:36:32,426
- I'm gonna help you.
- Thank you very much indeed.

716
00:36:34,827 --> 00:36:36,297
So what are we having
for dinner?

717
00:36:36,330 --> 00:36:39,300
Well, I can't cook
in this state, obviously,

718
00:36:39,333 --> 00:36:41,734
and you've made me fire
Giuseppe, so...

719
00:36:41,768 --> 00:36:44,471
I'll take you to the village for
dinner, then we can find shoes.

720
00:36:44,505 --> 00:36:46,739
Can I see your
other foot when we get home?

721
00:36:46,773 --> 00:36:48,142
Mrs. Wilson!

722
00:36:57,051 --> 00:36:59,752
- You know what I can't get over?
- What can't you get over?

723
00:36:59,786 --> 00:37:01,754
How light it is all the time.

724
00:37:01,788 --> 00:37:03,257
Well, that's because
it's Scotland,

725
00:37:03,290 --> 00:37:05,526
then it's light all summer
and dark all winter.

726
00:37:05,559 --> 00:37:07,794
And people just live with it?

727
00:37:07,827 --> 00:37:12,132
They do. They have a lovely nice
red tan in the summer.

728
00:37:12,166 --> 00:37:14,168
All right. but, hey...
And they drink themselves

729
00:37:14,201 --> 00:37:15,269
to an early grave in the winter.

730
00:37:15,302 --> 00:37:17,371
It sounds fun.

731
00:37:17,404 --> 00:37:18,905
Yeah, works for us.

732
00:37:20,074 --> 00:37:22,142
- Hello. Welcome.
- Hi.

733
00:37:22,176 --> 00:37:23,977
What can I get for you guys
today?

734
00:37:24,011 --> 00:37:26,113
Where are you from? You're not
from Scotland, are you?

735
00:37:26,146 --> 00:37:27,947
Yeah, I'm from California.

736
00:37:27,981 --> 00:37:29,983
I'm actually an exchange student
here, it's...

737
00:37:30,017 --> 00:37:33,320
Really? W-who did we exchange
to get you? I mean...

738
00:37:33,354 --> 00:37:36,190
I think you, we probably had
to send about half a dozen.

739
00:37:36,223 --> 00:37:38,492
The exchange rate
is probably pretty high.

740
00:37:38,525 --> 00:37:40,060
So what can I get you guys
today?

741
00:37:40,094 --> 00:37:41,861
I'd love a glass
of Pinot Grigio, please.

742
00:37:41,894 --> 00:37:43,397
- Sounds great. And for you?
- Peg of whiskey, please.

743
00:37:43,430 --> 00:37:46,866
- Okay. I'll be right back.
- Thanks.

744
00:37:46,899 --> 00:37:50,137
Sometimes I look at a just
adorable young lady like that

745
00:37:50,170 --> 00:37:54,441
and I think, "I wonder what
it's like to be her mother."

746
00:37:54,475 --> 00:37:58,045
- Oh, you don't have any kids?
- No.

747
00:37:58,078 --> 00:38:00,347
No, we couldn't have
any children.

748
00:38:00,381 --> 00:38:04,318
I'm just very good
at conceiving them...

749
00:38:04,351 --> 00:38:07,354
but really lousy
at actually, uh,

750
00:38:07,388 --> 00:38:09,822
bringing them into the world.

751
00:38:09,856 --> 00:38:11,791
- Thank you.
- Of course.

752
00:38:12,959 --> 00:38:14,495
Thanks.

753
00:38:14,528 --> 00:38:16,163
- Uh...
- <i>Slainte.</i>

754
00:38:16,196 --> 00:38:17,331
<i>Slainte.</i>

755
00:38:20,134 --> 00:38:23,903
But anyway, um, we talked about,
uh, adopting,

756
00:38:23,936 --> 00:38:26,906
but Fred was, I don't know why,
he was just so against it.

757
00:38:26,939 --> 00:38:29,543
He had this
Nantucket generational thing

758
00:38:29,576 --> 00:38:32,012
that he just couldn't get over
and...

759
00:38:32,046 --> 00:38:34,315
And so by the time
it was pretty obvious

760
00:38:34,348 --> 00:38:38,285
that we were never gonna have
children that way...

761
00:38:38,319 --> 00:38:40,820
and he was okay with adopting,
I just...

762
00:38:42,323 --> 00:38:44,024
I just felt too old...

763
00:38:45,559 --> 00:38:47,094
too tired.

764
00:38:49,129 --> 00:38:51,031
Let's get drunk.

765
00:38:52,099 --> 00:38:53,233
Okay.

766
00:38:58,339 --> 00:39:00,207
This is the worst whiskey
in Scotland...

767
00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:02,042
<i>♪ I'll bring the whiskey ♪</i>

768
00:39:02,076 --> 00:39:03,077
I really don't care
for that song.

769
00:39:03,110 --> 00:39:04,578
I'll bring the wine.

770
00:39:04,611 --> 00:39:06,146
Yeah, well, look, see,
that doesn't make any sense.

771
00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:07,514
"I'll bring the whiskey,
I'll bring the wine."

772
00:39:07,548 --> 00:39:09,550
Shouldn't one person
bring the whiskey

773
00:39:09,583 --> 00:39:11,051
and the other person
bring the wine?

774
00:39:11,085 --> 00:39:12,619
- It's a duet.
- Well, then...

775
00:39:12,653 --> 00:39:14,954
You never keep it on the radio
long enough to discover

776
00:39:14,987 --> 00:39:16,323
that there's two people
singing there.

777
00:39:16,357 --> 00:39:18,158
Why do you hate that song?

778
00:39:18,192 --> 00:39:21,261
I don't know, it just seems
it encourages alcoholism.

779
00:39:28,068 --> 00:39:31,672
- What?
- Sometimes you're very cute.

780
00:39:31,705 --> 00:39:34,174
Uh, we don't talk about that
around here, missus.

781
00:39:35,142 --> 00:39:36,210
Okay.

782
00:39:38,078 --> 00:39:39,979
- You know what?
- What?

783
00:39:40,013 --> 00:39:41,981
You're good-looking, as well.

784
00:39:44,218 --> 00:39:45,185
Wow.

785
00:39:46,487 --> 00:39:48,589
As well as me.
I'm still good-looking.

786
00:39:48,622 --> 00:39:52,626
You're good-looking and so am I.
That's what I'm sayin'.

787
00:39:52,659 --> 00:39:54,927
Let's go someplace
and get a good drink.

788
00:39:54,961 --> 00:39:56,397
- I know the very place.
- Where?

789
00:39:57,997 --> 00:39:59,966
Come on.
Here, can you, can you take him?

790
00:39:59,999 --> 00:40:02,202
'Cause they don't let dogs
in here.

791
00:40:02,236 --> 00:40:03,970
Oh? They're not welcome?

792
00:40:04,004 --> 00:40:05,606
Well, they prefer attractive
women, but you'll be fine.

793
00:40:05,639 --> 00:40:06,640
Come on.

794
00:40:24,625 --> 00:40:27,027
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

795
00:40:27,060 --> 00:40:30,664
Now we've come to
my favorite moment in the show.

796
00:40:30,697 --> 00:40:33,500
This is where I get to pick
a little lady out of the crowd

797
00:40:33,534 --> 00:40:35,169
to come up with me
and join me...

798
00:40:35,202 --> 00:40:37,237
Hey! I got one for you
right here!

799
00:40:37,271 --> 00:40:40,007
- She knows every word.
- She knows every word?

800
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,975
You've been singing it all
the time. She knows every word.

801
00:40:43,010 --> 00:40:44,244
Come up and sing
"Whiskey And Wine."

802
00:40:44,278 --> 00:40:46,713
Annabelle! Annabelle!

803
00:40:46,747 --> 00:40:50,117
- No, no, I cannot go up there.
- Go!

804
00:40:50,150 --> 00:40:51,585
Annabelle,
you have to come join us.

805
00:40:51,618 --> 00:40:53,620
But I can't. I've got the dog.

806
00:40:53,654 --> 00:40:56,490
Give the dog to your weird uncle
and just come sing.

807
00:40:56,523 --> 00:40:59,092
- Oh, I hate you.
- Okay.

808
00:41:01,662 --> 00:41:02,663
Come on.

809
00:41:05,232 --> 00:41:06,633
Well, everyone,
give it up for Annabelle.

810
00:41:06,667 --> 00:41:09,102
I've been drinking a little,
I gotta be honest.

811
00:41:09,136 --> 00:41:10,404
Do you know the song?

812
00:41:10,437 --> 00:41:11,738
Everybody knows
this song.

813
00:41:11,772 --> 00:41:15,742
Not everybody likes it,
but everybody knows it.

814
00:41:15,776 --> 00:41:17,644
This is a love song.

815
00:41:17,678 --> 00:41:20,180
Forget about all those people.
They're not here, it's just me.

816
00:41:20,214 --> 00:41:21,615
- Even my weird uncle?
- Yeah.

817
00:41:21,648 --> 00:41:23,183
Especially forget
about the weird uncle.

818
00:41:23,217 --> 00:41:25,085
"Weird uncle?" That bastard.

819
00:41:25,118 --> 00:41:26,553
Two, three and...

820
00:41:33,727 --> 00:41:35,662
<i>♪ I'll bring the whiskey ♪</i>

821
00:41:35,696 --> 00:41:37,464
<i>♪ I'll bring the wine ♪</i>

822
00:41:37,498 --> 00:41:39,333
<i>♪ I'll get my guitar ♪</i>

823
00:41:39,366 --> 00:41:41,301
<i>♪ I'll go and get mine ♪</i>

824
00:41:41,335 --> 00:41:42,803
<i>♪ I'll wear my new lace ♪</i>

825
00:41:42,836 --> 00:41:45,305
<i>♪ I'll wear my old leather ♪</i>

826
00:41:45,339 --> 00:41:48,575
<i>♪ We were made
to make music together ♪</i>

827
00:41:48,609 --> 00:41:50,644
She's good.
I don't care for him.

828
00:41:50,677 --> 00:41:52,613
<i>♪ And I'll be your rhyme ♪</i>

829
00:41:52,646 --> 00:41:54,381
<i>♪ I'll keep up the tempo ♪</i>

830
00:41:54,414 --> 00:41:56,350
<i>♪ To keep us in time ♪</i>

831
00:41:56,383 --> 00:41:59,486
<i>♪ We'll lose ourselves
in sweet harmony ♪</i>

832
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:03,123
He looks like one of those guys
that smell of vomit.

833
00:42:03,156 --> 00:42:07,394
<i>♪ 'Cause we were made
to make music together ♪</i>

834
00:42:07,427 --> 00:42:11,331
<i>♪ Sing a song
that just goes on forever ♪</i>

835
00:42:11,365 --> 00:42:14,835
<i>♪ So here we go
in that sweet ebb and flow ♪</i>

836
00:42:14,868 --> 00:42:16,803
<i>♪ Up and down
this crazy arpeggio... ♪</i>

837
00:42:16,837 --> 00:42:19,206
Excuse me, excuse me,
dog's trying to see.

838
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:21,742
<i>♪ Feels so good ♪</i>

839
00:42:21,775 --> 00:42:23,076
<i>♪ Just like it should ♪</i>

840
00:42:23,110 --> 00:42:24,244
I'd like to go.

841
00:42:26,313 --> 00:42:29,816
<i>♪ Fly through the sky
float like a feather ♪</i>

842
00:42:29,850 --> 00:42:34,454
<i>♪ 'Cause we were made to make
beautiful music together ♪</i>

843
00:42:34,488 --> 00:42:35,856
Annabelle, everybody.
Give it up.

844
00:42:37,558 --> 00:42:39,192
<i>♪ I'll bring the whiskey babe ♪</i>

845
00:42:39,226 --> 00:42:41,695
<i>♪ Hold on
and I'll bring the wine ♪</i>

846
00:42:43,530 --> 00:42:46,667
<i>♪ Whiskey and wine ♪</i>

847
00:42:49,269 --> 00:42:50,837
Annabelle, everybody!

848
00:42:50,871 --> 00:42:54,374
Oh, my God, that was so much
fun! Thank you. Thank you...

849
00:42:57,778 --> 00:42:59,546
Howard?

850
00:43:01,348 --> 00:43:04,351
- What the hell was that?
- What the hell was what?

851
00:43:04,384 --> 00:43:06,320
You left me hanging there
on stage.

852
00:43:06,353 --> 00:43:09,122
- And you left Wally at the bar.
- What are you talking about?

853
00:43:09,156 --> 00:43:10,791
- Wally lives at the bar...
- Oh, Wally doesn't live there.

854
00:43:10,824 --> 00:43:12,326
And you, you weren't hanging
on stage.

855
00:43:12,359 --> 00:43:13,760
You, you were hanging
all over that man,

856
00:43:13,794 --> 00:43:15,529
you weren't hanging on stage.

857
00:43:15,562 --> 00:43:17,864
I was not hanging on him.
That's called performing.

858
00:43:17,898 --> 00:43:19,766
Well, I'm getting you home.
Come on, Howard.

859
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,369
- No. No!
- Now, come on. You're drunk!

860
00:43:22,402 --> 00:43:25,572
- Yes, of course, I'm drunk!
- Why are you drunk?

861
00:43:25,606 --> 00:43:27,207
Because I've had
a lot of alcohol...

862
00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:28,508
Okay, that's it, come on.

863
00:43:28,542 --> 00:43:29,910
I'm not sure if this is
a very good idea.

864
00:43:29,943 --> 00:43:32,479
I'm fine. Please leave me,
I'm fine. Please.

865
00:43:32,512 --> 00:43:34,681
Every man says they're fine
when they're not fine.

866
00:43:34,715 --> 00:43:36,350
You know what the trouble
with trouble is?

867
00:43:36,383 --> 00:43:37,818
You don't know you're in trouble
till you're in trouble.

868
00:43:37,851 --> 00:43:39,453
Okay, good.
All right, on you go then.

869
00:43:39,486 --> 00:43:40,821
That was great Broadway music.

870
00:43:40,854 --> 00:43:43,490
Okay, let's stitch that
on a towel, all right.

871
00:43:43,523 --> 00:43:45,659
You know what, I'm just glad
I had a wonderful time

872
00:43:45,692 --> 00:43:47,327
without having so much alcohol.

873
00:43:47,361 --> 00:43:48,929
- Yeah.
- I had a lovely time.

874
00:43:48,962 --> 00:43:52,499
That Jax Spence,
oh, boy, he is adorable!

875
00:43:52,532 --> 00:43:55,168
Love that hair!
I could sing with him all night!

876
00:43:55,202 --> 00:43:57,237
In fact, maybe we'll go on tour!

877
00:43:57,270 --> 00:43:58,705
I think it's been a lovely...

878
00:44:02,242 --> 00:44:04,211
How did Wally
get home before we did?

879
00:44:04,244 --> 00:44:05,846
Well, the dog's not drunk.

880
00:44:05,879 --> 00:44:07,714
- Oh, good point.
- How's your sandwich?

881
00:44:07,748 --> 00:44:09,182
- Heavy.
- Yeah?

882
00:44:09,216 --> 00:44:10,484
Well, that's ham for you.

883
00:44:10,517 --> 00:44:13,720
Go to bed.

884
00:44:13,754 --> 00:44:15,489
- Goodnight, Howard.
- Goodnight, Annabelle.

885
00:44:15,522 --> 00:44:17,457
Come on, Wally.

886
00:44:25,999 --> 00:44:27,834
Don't you just love dogs, Gavin?

887
00:44:27,868 --> 00:44:29,703
They don't care
where they came from.

888
00:44:29,736 --> 00:44:33,306
They're just happy to be here.
Thanks for walking with me.

889
00:44:33,340 --> 00:44:35,342
Hey,
that's genuinely no problem.

890
00:44:35,375 --> 00:44:38,245
I had a septic-tank situation
to attend to.

891
00:44:38,278 --> 00:44:40,981
But in these occasions, well,
I tend to procrastinate a bit.

892
00:44:41,015 --> 00:44:43,717
- A bit?
- Oh, Wally!

893
00:44:43,750 --> 00:44:46,787
Oh, he sees that cat. See?
No, Wally! No, no.

894
00:44:46,820 --> 00:44:49,456
Wally, you're gonna get
full of thistles.

895
00:44:49,489 --> 00:44:51,324
See? This is Howard's problem.

896
00:44:51,358 --> 00:44:54,428
- What?
- Howard with Clare.

897
00:44:54,461 --> 00:44:56,263
"He's the dog, she's the cat."

898
00:44:56,296 --> 00:44:59,266
As you well know, dogs and cats
aren't allowed to mate.

899
00:44:59,299 --> 00:45:01,702
It gets messy. Mm-hmm. Thistles.

900
00:45:01,735 --> 00:45:03,637
But isn't that for them
to figure out?

901
00:45:03,670 --> 00:45:06,239
No, that's my job.
I'm Howard's best friend.

902
00:45:06,273 --> 00:45:09,543
I'm his only friend
and he's my only friend.

903
00:45:09,576 --> 00:45:11,012
He lets me go to the house
to escape

904
00:45:11,045 --> 00:45:12,946
all the insanity of my life

905
00:45:12,979 --> 00:45:16,349
and I go there to help him,
well, from going insane

906
00:45:16,383 --> 00:45:18,819
in that big, lonely,
stupid house.

907
00:45:18,852 --> 00:45:20,954
- Which he loves, by the way.
- I know.

908
00:45:20,987 --> 00:45:24,025
- But he can't afford that.
- I didn't know that.

909
00:45:24,058 --> 00:45:26,460
He's trying to hold on to it
for his son.

910
00:45:26,493 --> 00:45:28,795
- Oh...
- Anyway. Meow!

911
00:45:28,829 --> 00:45:31,431
That's where the cat comes in.

912
00:45:31,465 --> 00:45:34,301
She can afford the house,
but she hates it.

913
00:45:34,334 --> 00:45:36,269
All she's interested in
is that title,

914
00:45:36,303 --> 00:45:38,472
Lady Awd of Loch Lomond.

915
00:45:38,505 --> 00:45:40,007
Once she gets her hands
on that,

916
00:45:40,041 --> 00:45:43,310
she will hightail her
very sweet arse back to London

917
00:45:43,343 --> 00:45:47,280
and Howard will be far more
miserable than he is even now.

918
00:45:48,915 --> 00:45:52,452
How can love survive
in thistles?

919
00:45:52,486 --> 00:45:55,322
Missus, people don't talk
like that in our country.

920
00:45:55,355 --> 00:45:58,458
They don't talk like that
in America either, really.

921
00:45:58,492 --> 00:46:01,261
No, Wally! No!

922
00:46:09,536 --> 00:46:11,738
Howard, I need to speak to you
for a minute, okay?

923
00:46:11,772 --> 00:46:14,641
All right. Whoa!

924
00:46:14,674 --> 00:46:15,909
Somebody's looking for somebody,

925
00:46:15,942 --> 00:46:17,778
but they both regret it
in the morning.

926
00:46:17,811 --> 00:46:20,047
Well, a girl can dream,
right?

927
00:46:20,081 --> 00:46:22,382
Yeah, well, I'm afraid the
pickings are slim here tonight.

928
00:46:22,415 --> 00:46:25,352
There's a me the proprietor
or me the barman

929
00:46:25,385 --> 00:46:27,921
or me the waiter
or there's that guy.

930
00:46:27,954 --> 00:46:29,422
- Oh!
- Yeah.

931
00:46:29,456 --> 00:46:31,725
The first
of tonight's great thinkers.

932
00:46:31,758 --> 00:46:33,360
- Tough choice.
- Well, I'll tell you what?

933
00:46:33,393 --> 00:46:34,728
I'll sit you between us both,

934
00:46:34,761 --> 00:46:36,463
and if he wakes up
and belches and farts

935
00:46:36,496 --> 00:46:37,798
and kinda growls at you,

936
00:46:37,831 --> 00:46:39,866
then I'll make sure
you get a straight shot.

937
00:46:39,900 --> 00:46:41,434
You are so good to me,
aren't you?

938
00:46:41,468 --> 00:46:43,037
- Yes, I am.
- Listen.

939
00:46:43,070 --> 00:46:44,838
I spoke to Gavin
this morning and I...

940
00:46:44,871 --> 00:46:46,339
Can you wait?

941
00:46:49,743 --> 00:46:51,511
Uh-oh.

942
00:46:51,545 --> 00:46:53,947
It's an existentialist
estrogenic dream,

943
00:46:53,980 --> 00:46:55,615
is it not, gentlemen?

944
00:46:55,649 --> 00:46:57,084
A what?

945
00:46:57,118 --> 00:46:59,820
These testosterone-fueled
individuals are here

946
00:46:59,853 --> 00:47:02,789
for a symposium at Glasgow
University just down the road.

947
00:47:02,823 --> 00:47:05,792
They are all fueled up
in the Hegelian dialectic

948
00:47:05,826 --> 00:47:07,494
and it seems like
you are the only member

949
00:47:07,527 --> 00:47:09,830
of the feminine persuasion
in their midst.

950
00:47:09,863 --> 00:47:11,731
The Hege...
What is that, Howard?

951
00:47:11,765 --> 00:47:14,968
- I don't know what that is.
- That's a very good question.

952
00:47:15,002 --> 00:47:19,506
See, they all think they know,
but they don't know. Observe.

953
00:47:19,539 --> 00:47:21,808
Gentlemen, who amongst you
can explain to this

954
00:47:21,842 --> 00:47:24,611
relatively attractive
but obviously uneducated woman

955
00:47:24,644 --> 00:47:26,513
the Hegelian dialectic?

956
00:47:26,546 --> 00:47:30,550
Remembering to keep it simple
because she is only a woman

957
00:47:30,584 --> 00:47:33,420
and not just a woman.

958
00:47:33,453 --> 00:47:36,389
A woman who wanders the Earth
dressed as Mel Gibson

959
00:47:36,423 --> 00:47:38,859
and keeps her dead husband
inside a box of chocolates.

960
00:47:41,195 --> 00:47:44,098
The Hegelian dialectic.
Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel...

961
00:47:44,131 --> 00:47:46,867
I've heard enough.
Gentlemen, good evening.

962
00:48:28,042 --> 00:48:30,710
Do you ever get tired
of that view?

963
00:48:30,744 --> 00:48:32,113
No.

964
00:48:32,146 --> 00:48:33,680
It's like pulling teeth.

965
00:48:33,713 --> 00:48:35,548
It's up here.

966
00:48:35,582 --> 00:48:37,484
I don't think I can get married

967
00:48:37,517 --> 00:48:39,786
if my only son
won't come to the weddin'.

968
00:48:41,055 --> 00:48:43,990
All right.
So why's he not coming?

969
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:48,695
He doesn't approve of Clare.

970
00:48:51,932 --> 00:48:53,934
Yeah, he's a smart boy,
that boy of yours.

971
00:48:55,502 --> 00:48:56,803
You don't like her either,
do you?

972
00:48:56,836 --> 00:48:58,005
Not keen, no.

973
00:48:59,572 --> 00:49:01,775
What age is George now?

974
00:49:01,808 --> 00:49:04,678
- Twenty-nine.
- Twenty-nine.

975
00:49:06,513 --> 00:49:07,981
I remember...

976
00:49:16,023 --> 00:49:17,457
I like that.

977
00:49:44,684 --> 00:49:47,088
You are the staff, aren't you?

978
00:49:47,121 --> 00:49:48,555
- Yes.
- Mm-hmm.

979
00:49:50,557 --> 00:49:52,792
Can I, uh, can I talk to you
for a minute, please?

980
00:49:52,826 --> 00:49:54,661
- No.
- No, it's very important.

981
00:49:54,694 --> 00:49:57,630
- I don't want to talk to you.
- I think you should hear this.

982
00:49:57,664 --> 00:50:00,167
I don't want to hear anything
you have to say. Okay?

983
00:50:00,201 --> 00:50:04,971
Well, I think it would be
a great kindness to me

984
00:50:05,006 --> 00:50:07,941
if you just stand there
and listen to me for a minute!

985
00:50:15,715 --> 00:50:17,650
I lied to you about my wife.

986
00:50:19,153 --> 00:50:21,122
Y-you're not a widower?

987
00:50:21,155 --> 00:50:23,090
No. I'm a widower.

988
00:50:24,325 --> 00:50:25,792
It's my wife...

989
00:50:27,361 --> 00:50:29,596
Meredith was her name.

990
00:50:29,629 --> 00:50:32,766
Meredith Louise,
which is a beautiful name.

991
00:50:32,799 --> 00:50:35,069
Um, and she had
a beautiful smile

992
00:50:35,102 --> 00:50:37,771
and a beautiful, big heart.

993
00:50:37,804 --> 00:50:40,974
Uh, big enough
for a sorry sod like me.

994
00:50:43,843 --> 00:50:47,881
Well, what happened was that
she got very, very sick...

995
00:50:49,116 --> 00:50:51,618
Um, the type of sick

996
00:50:51,651 --> 00:50:54,255
that by the time
the doctors actually figure out

997
00:50:54,288 --> 00:50:57,024
what's going on, they, uh...

998
00:50:57,058 --> 00:51:00,327
It was too late to actually do
anything about it.

999
00:51:00,361 --> 00:51:03,830
And when,
and when she was gone...

1000
00:51:06,233 --> 00:51:08,069
the only way I could get out
of bed in the morning

1001
00:51:08,102 --> 00:51:09,969
was to be angry.

1002
00:51:10,004 --> 00:51:12,273
You know, I was angry at her.

1003
00:51:14,741 --> 00:51:16,010
I begged her
to go to the doctor.

1004
00:51:16,043 --> 00:51:17,311
I begged her
to go to the doctor

1005
00:51:17,344 --> 00:51:19,180
and then,
and then I was angry at God

1006
00:51:19,213 --> 00:51:21,648
'cause I begged God to-to heal
her, and He didn't do anything.

1007
00:51:21,681 --> 00:51:23,084
And that's all right
'cause I don't believe in Him

1008
00:51:23,117 --> 00:51:25,718
and then angry at myself
'cause I should have moved

1009
00:51:25,752 --> 00:51:28,888
heaven and Earth to help her,
but I didn't know what to do.

1010
00:51:28,922 --> 00:51:31,925
You see, this place, Awd's Inn,
there's no Awd's Inn.

1011
00:51:31,958 --> 00:51:35,762
This was our home.
We lived here for 30 years.

1012
00:51:35,795 --> 00:51:37,597
She's still here!

1013
00:51:39,699 --> 00:51:43,636
She's in the urn
on top of the mantelpiece.

1014
00:51:43,670 --> 00:51:46,407
She wanted to be
cremated, too, and I've...

1015
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:48,142
She was always complaining
about being cold,

1016
00:51:48,175 --> 00:51:50,177
so I thought I better put her
next to the fire.

1017
00:51:52,745 --> 00:51:55,015
Maybe I should laminate her

1018
00:51:55,049 --> 00:51:56,983
and keep her out of the draft.

1019
00:52:01,288 --> 00:52:03,124
What I'm sayin' is, I'm sorry.

1020
00:52:03,157 --> 00:52:05,992
You have been very open
and honest a-and clear

1021
00:52:06,026 --> 00:52:09,796
about your pain,
and I, I've lied about mine.

1022
00:52:09,829 --> 00:52:12,066
And I'm sorry.
You're a better person than me.

1023
00:52:12,099 --> 00:52:14,401
No, I'm not.

1024
00:52:14,435 --> 00:52:17,204
I've been acting, too.

1025
00:52:17,238 --> 00:52:20,707
And everybody acts
and everybody lies.

1026
00:52:20,740 --> 00:52:22,675
I do wear Spanx.

1027
00:52:26,447 --> 00:52:30,217
And I know about your son.
Gavin told me.

1028
00:52:30,251 --> 00:52:34,421
It's all fine. It's all fine.

1029
00:52:34,455 --> 00:52:37,625
We're just two people
trying to do the best we can do.

1030
00:52:39,792 --> 00:52:43,030
Uh, so now
I'm gonna go to Rome.

1031
00:52:43,063 --> 00:52:45,798
You're gonna get married
out there.

1032
00:52:49,470 --> 00:52:51,405
Clare. Excuse me. Hello?

1033
00:52:53,073 --> 00:52:55,276
Hi.

1034
00:52:55,309 --> 00:52:58,179
Yes. No, everything's
fine. Where are you?

1035
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:01,315
Did you, uh...

1036
00:53:01,348 --> 00:53:03,284
Well, did you get,
did you fix the dress?

1037
00:53:04,351 --> 00:53:05,319
Good.

1038
00:53:06,753 --> 00:53:08,922
Right, well, uh...

1039
00:53:08,955 --> 00:53:11,058
No, no, no, no, no. Not at all.

1040
00:53:11,091 --> 00:53:13,027
Everything's fine.

1041
00:53:13,060 --> 00:53:15,329
It's all going fine.

1042
00:53:15,362 --> 00:53:17,730
Yeah, no, everything's, uh...

1043
00:53:17,764 --> 00:53:19,266
Everything is, uh...

1044
00:53:20,767 --> 00:53:22,702
Everything's just great.

1045
00:53:36,283 --> 00:53:38,519
- Hello! What a treat!
- Whoo-hoo!

1046
00:53:38,552 --> 00:53:39,886
Ha-ha!

1047
00:53:44,325 --> 00:53:46,293
Oh, look at you.

1048
00:53:46,327 --> 00:53:48,362
You look fantastic. How was it?

1049
00:53:48,395 --> 00:53:50,997
- Great.
- Mm. Mm-mm-mm.

1050
00:53:51,031 --> 00:53:52,366
- Did you get it?
- I did.

1051
00:53:52,399 --> 00:53:54,501
- Okay? All right.
- Yup.

1052
00:53:56,570 --> 00:53:59,806
So what's required of you next

1053
00:53:59,839 --> 00:54:01,475
is something you should never do
away from home.

1054
00:54:01,508 --> 00:54:02,842
- Oh, what's that?
- Ever again.

1055
00:54:02,875 --> 00:54:05,179
- Oh. How exciting.
- Yes. In you go.

1056
00:54:05,212 --> 00:54:07,214
- Yeah.
- Get off upstairs.

1057
00:54:07,248 --> 00:54:09,416
I've got a couple of sticks
of butter and a frog mat.

1058
00:54:25,065 --> 00:54:29,036
That's not the tent
I picked out.

1059
00:54:29,069 --> 00:54:31,572
Ah, Annabelle,
there you are. Uh, meet Clare.

1060
00:54:31,605 --> 00:54:33,873
Clare Hollings,
this is Annabelle Wilson

1061
00:54:33,906 --> 00:54:35,875
of Nantucket, Massachusetts.

1062
00:54:35,908 --> 00:54:37,844
Very nice to meet you.

1063
00:54:37,877 --> 00:54:39,413
A-a-and congratulations.

1064
00:54:39,446 --> 00:54:41,881
Thank you.
Uh, are you enjoying Scotland?

1065
00:54:41,914 --> 00:54:43,550
Oh, what's not to love, right?

1066
00:54:43,584 --> 00:54:45,952
It's just, uh, spectacular.

1067
00:54:49,123 --> 00:54:50,591
Annabelle fixed my plumbing.

1068
00:54:50,624 --> 00:54:53,093
Oh, Howard,
it was just a petcock.

1069
00:54:53,127 --> 00:54:54,927
Yeah, but she fixed it so well.

1070
00:54:54,961 --> 00:54:58,198
Annabelle and her husband, Fred,
used to run a hardware store

1071
00:54:58,232 --> 00:55:00,534
in Nantucket.
She can fix anything.

1072
00:55:00,567 --> 00:55:02,036
- Really?
- Hm.

1073
00:55:02,069 --> 00:55:03,404
And is your husband here
with you?

1074
00:55:03,437 --> 00:55:05,606
No, sadly he, uh,

1075
00:55:05,639 --> 00:55:07,974
he passed away
a little over a year ago.

1076
00:55:08,008 --> 00:55:09,976
Oh. So sorry.

1077
00:55:10,010 --> 00:55:12,212
She has a very interesting way
of working through her grief.

1078
00:55:12,246 --> 00:55:13,614
- Tell her what you...
- Howard, no. No.

1079
00:55:13,647 --> 00:55:15,582
Clare doesn't wanna
talk about me.

1080
00:55:15,616 --> 00:55:18,452
This is a very happy time
in your life.

1081
00:55:18,485 --> 00:55:22,022
I remember happy.
You think it's never gonna end.

1082
00:55:22,056 --> 00:55:25,292
Um, I'm gonna leave you two
lovebirds, okay?

1083
00:55:25,326 --> 00:55:27,194
Howard, I think I'm gonna go
into the village, all right?

1084
00:55:27,227 --> 00:55:31,231
To that little cafe where we
rode the bikes the other night.

1085
00:55:31,265 --> 00:55:32,466
Don't worry about me for supper.

1086
00:55:32,499 --> 00:55:34,568
And, uh, so nice to meet you,

1087
00:55:34,601 --> 00:55:37,137
and I wish you and Howard
all the happiness in the world.

1088
00:55:37,171 --> 00:55:39,373
- Careful on the bike.
- Uh, yeah. I will.

1089
00:55:40,507 --> 00:55:42,176
You rode a bike?

1090
00:55:42,209 --> 00:55:44,877
I did. You believe that?

1091
00:55:44,911 --> 00:55:48,382
- Hm.
- Can't remember the last time.

1092
00:55:48,415 --> 00:55:51,218
- Where did you go?
- Just to the village.

1093
00:55:51,251 --> 00:55:53,120
And to the pub for a dram.

1094
00:55:53,153 --> 00:55:54,921
Annabelle thought
it'd be a good idea.

1095
00:55:54,954 --> 00:55:57,224
You know, she was right. It was.

1096
00:55:57,257 --> 00:55:58,325
I'm sure.

1097
00:56:09,436 --> 00:56:12,539
Wally, you like it? Yeah?

1098
00:56:28,455 --> 00:56:30,957
Do you think
Annabelle is good-looking?

1099
00:56:30,990 --> 00:56:34,261
- Good-looking?
- Yeah, you know, uh...

1100
00:56:34,294 --> 00:56:36,230
You know, beautiful.

1101
00:56:36,263 --> 00:56:38,232
Beautiful?

1102
00:56:38,265 --> 00:56:40,567
What, in a classical sense,
like, Da Vinci's <i>Mona Lisa</i>

1103
00:56:40,601 --> 00:56:42,035
or a Rembrandt?

1104
00:56:42,069 --> 00:56:45,105
Beautiful in that sense? No.

1105
00:56:45,139 --> 00:56:48,941
She described herself to me
as completely ordinary.

1106
00:56:48,975 --> 00:56:50,411
I don't know what that means.

1107
00:56:50,444 --> 00:56:55,082
You see, Clare... Not ordinary.

1108
00:56:55,115 --> 00:56:56,417
But you have to ask yourself

1109
00:56:56,450 --> 00:56:58,552
what do you really like
about her.

1110
00:56:58,585 --> 00:57:01,221
There's a reason things
didn't work out back then.

1111
00:57:01,255 --> 00:57:02,423
People don't change.

1112
00:57:02,456 --> 00:57:04,324
Oh, no, I-I think people change.

1113
00:57:04,358 --> 00:57:07,361
They-they change as-as you want
different things in life.

1114
00:57:07,394 --> 00:57:10,264
All right then,
what do you want now

1115
00:57:10,297 --> 00:57:12,232
that you didn't want then?

1116
00:57:12,266 --> 00:57:15,436
Well, I'd like a sense
of purpose to go with my pulse,

1117
00:57:15,469 --> 00:57:17,004
I suppose, I mean, I've lost...

1118
00:57:17,037 --> 00:57:18,971
Stopped trying to get it
from books.

1119
00:57:19,006 --> 00:57:21,974
I used to want to try and
explain the universe to myself.

1120
00:57:22,009 --> 00:57:26,346
Now I think
I'd just settle for being happy.

1121
00:57:26,380 --> 00:57:28,515
See this big house you live in?

1122
00:57:28,549 --> 00:57:31,285
It's not worth a shit
unless you're happy in it.

1123
00:57:31,318 --> 00:57:33,620
I go home and Winnie
and the kids every night

1124
00:57:33,654 --> 00:57:36,989
and all I get is shouting,
bawling, screaming, swearing,

1125
00:57:37,024 --> 00:57:38,725
snot flying everywhere.

1126
00:57:38,759 --> 00:57:42,696
It's utter chaos. But you see,
the thing is, it's my chaos.

1127
00:57:42,729 --> 00:57:45,299
And they are the very reason
I flush other people's shit

1128
00:57:45,332 --> 00:57:48,302
down the drain every day.
They need me.

1129
00:57:48,335 --> 00:57:50,270
And I suppose, well,
I need them.

1130
00:57:52,372 --> 00:57:56,410
Oh. Look at this.

1131
00:57:56,443 --> 00:57:58,545
- Have you spoken to George?
- No.

1132
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:03,150
Uh, well, he'll come around
sooner or later.

1133
00:58:05,486 --> 00:58:07,421
You were a good father.

1134
00:58:08,822 --> 00:58:11,425
All right, watch this.

1135
00:58:11,458 --> 00:58:13,627
- Oh! Ah!
- Yeah, lucky.

1136
00:58:24,505 --> 00:58:27,074
So where are we going
to have dinner?

1137
00:58:27,107 --> 00:58:29,443
The best place in town.

1138
00:58:29,476 --> 00:58:33,180
- The Loch Lomond Arms?
- No. Awd's Inn.

1139
00:58:33,213 --> 00:58:36,183
Ugh! Howard, you know
I like to get out and about.

1140
00:58:36,216 --> 00:58:38,418
Well, we are out.
We're out by the fountain.

1141
00:58:38,452 --> 00:58:42,389
And we are about to be served
my famous Bouillabaisse

1142
00:58:42,422 --> 00:58:44,791
by my infamous friend, Gavin.

1143
00:58:44,825 --> 00:58:48,061
Uh, yeah, it must be hard
to get good staff these days.

1144
00:58:48,095 --> 00:58:50,597
Oh, come on. Here you go.

1145
00:59:00,841 --> 00:59:04,311
Darling, it looks delicious.
Ooh.

1146
00:59:04,344 --> 00:59:06,747
Um, sorry, Gavin.

1147
00:59:06,780 --> 00:59:09,449
I think
I just had a long journey.

1148
00:59:09,483 --> 00:59:11,418
Me-me-me...

1149
00:59:13,353 --> 00:59:15,155
You know, until yesterday

1150
00:59:15,188 --> 00:59:17,624
Annabelle thought
I had a full staff.

1151
00:59:17,658 --> 00:59:19,793
Why would you care
what she thinks?

1152
00:59:19,826 --> 00:59:22,729
- I don't know. Pride, I suppose.
- Pride?

1153
00:59:22,763 --> 00:59:25,766
Howard, she's just a guest here,
nothing more.

1154
00:59:25,799 --> 00:59:28,335
I can't even begin to understand
why that woman's opinion

1155
00:59:28,368 --> 00:59:30,871
would matter to you
in the slightest.

1156
00:59:30,904 --> 00:59:33,173
Maybe I'm embarrassed
about having to run an inn

1157
00:59:33,206 --> 00:59:35,375
in a place that used to be
my home or...

1158
00:59:35,409 --> 00:59:37,444
I don't know, maybe I have
a smidgen of dignity left.

1159
00:59:37,477 --> 00:59:38,879
I mean, look, it's hard enough
with you being

1160
00:59:38,912 --> 00:59:41,281
so much more successful
than I am.

1161
00:59:41,315 --> 00:59:42,716
You've never mentioned that
to me.

1162
00:59:42,749 --> 00:59:45,319
Well, it's true,
I used to have everything.

1163
00:59:45,352 --> 00:59:48,755
You know, I had a beautiful,
loving, supportive spouse.

1164
00:59:48,789 --> 00:59:51,291
I used to have
a, an interesting career.

1165
00:59:51,325 --> 00:59:53,794
I used to have a home
that nourished my soul.

1166
00:59:53,827 --> 00:59:55,629
I know all about
what you've lost,

1167
00:59:55,662 --> 00:59:58,498
but I'm supposed to be
what you've found, remember?

1168
00:59:58,532 --> 00:59:59,733
- Clare, please...
- I...

1169
00:59:59,766 --> 01:00:01,301
I don't know
what's come over you.

1170
01:00:01,335 --> 01:00:02,502
I left this house last week

1171
01:00:02,536 --> 01:00:04,338
and you were a man who seemed

1172
01:00:04,371 --> 01:00:07,474
to care about me
and wanted to marry me.

1173
01:00:07,507 --> 01:00:09,810
I do care about you.
It's just that...

1174
01:00:09,843 --> 01:00:11,678
Just what?

1175
01:00:11,712 --> 01:00:14,147
Suddenly feel differently
because this...

1176
01:00:14,181 --> 01:00:16,316
simple little woman
turns up here

1177
01:00:16,350 --> 01:00:18,719
from some godforsaken island
in the Atlantic?

1178
01:00:18,752 --> 01:00:20,721
She's not that simple,
she's complicated

1179
01:00:20,754 --> 01:00:23,256
like everybody else
is complicated.

1180
01:00:23,290 --> 01:00:26,360
You know, and she's sweet
and smart and funny and nice.

1181
01:00:26,393 --> 01:00:27,394
And what else?

1182
01:00:27,427 --> 01:00:29,296
More at home than I am in this

1183
01:00:29,329 --> 01:00:31,231
sorry excuse for an estate?

1184
01:00:31,264 --> 01:00:32,833
- Oh, hey.
- I mean, it's embarrassing.

1185
01:00:32,866 --> 01:00:35,502
I'm gonna bring my designers
down here immediately

1186
01:00:35,535 --> 01:00:38,305
to see if they can figure out
how to make it presentable.

1187
01:00:38,338 --> 01:00:41,341
We can move down to London
during the renovations.

1188
01:00:41,375 --> 01:00:42,843
Renovations?

1189
01:00:42,876 --> 01:00:44,745
My family have been
in this place for generations.

1190
01:00:44,778 --> 01:00:46,513
You can change that,
the carpets and the curtains...

1191
01:00:46,546 --> 01:00:47,848
But you can't go messing around

1192
01:00:47,881 --> 01:00:49,583
with the character
of this magnificent...

1193
01:00:49,616 --> 01:00:51,518
Magnificent? Oh, okay, okay.

1194
01:00:51,551 --> 01:00:54,621
Howard, you are the one
that needs to get out more.

1195
01:00:54,655 --> 01:00:55,789
- Hm.
- You're right.

1196
01:00:55,822 --> 01:00:58,692
I do need to get out.

1197
01:00:58,725 --> 01:01:01,395
I need to get out
of this wedding and so do you.

1198
01:01:02,829 --> 01:01:05,432
- What?
- Let's be honest.

1199
01:01:05,465 --> 01:01:08,802
You don't like my home,
you don't like my best friend,

1200
01:01:08,835 --> 01:01:10,337
you don't like my Bouillabaisse,

1201
01:01:10,370 --> 01:01:11,838
you don't really like me
very much.

1202
01:01:11,872 --> 01:01:13,774
Loo, stop it, Howard.
You are being ridiculous!

1203
01:01:13,807 --> 01:01:16,943
Am I? Gavin asked me the other
day what I liked about you.

1204
01:01:16,977 --> 01:01:19,513
And I had to stop to think.

1205
01:01:19,546 --> 01:01:21,581
That's cruel.

1206
01:01:21,615 --> 01:01:23,550
No, it's not.

1207
01:01:23,583 --> 01:01:25,485
What's cruel
is two people using each other

1208
01:01:25,519 --> 01:01:26,920
to get what they want

1209
01:01:26,953 --> 01:01:29,489
and not carin' who they hurt
in the process.

1210
01:01:29,523 --> 01:01:31,491
Let's just be kind for a change.

1211
01:01:31,525 --> 01:01:33,326
I thought
you were over Meredith.

1212
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:36,396
You wanted a new life.
A, an exciting life.

1213
01:01:39,332 --> 01:01:42,469
The irony is that I am,
I am ready for a new life.

1214
01:01:43,737 --> 01:01:44,971
Just not with you.

1215
01:01:48,341 --> 01:01:49,476
I'm sorry.

1216
01:01:55,449 --> 01:01:57,784
You want me to wrap this
up for take-away?

1217
01:02:03,590 --> 01:02:06,259
- You're an asshole.
- I'm sorry.

1218
01:02:14,434 --> 01:02:16,670
- You all right?
- No.

1219
01:02:23,944 --> 01:02:26,880
<i>♪ Goodbye ♪</i>

1220
01:02:26,913 --> 01:02:30,550
<i>♪ Clare ♪</i>

1221
01:02:30,584 --> 01:02:35,555
<i>♪ You can't love me
clean air ♪</i>

1222
01:02:35,589 --> 01:02:40,560
<i>♪ But when I get up tomorrow ♪</i>

1223
01:02:40,594 --> 01:02:44,397
<i>♪ You won't be there ♪</i>

1224
01:02:44,431 --> 01:02:47,034
<i>♪ Clare ♪</i>

1225
01:02:47,068 --> 01:02:48,069
<i>♪ You... ♪</i>

1226
01:02:52,906 --> 01:02:58,079
<i>♪ There was a young girl
from Nantucket ♪</i>

1227
01:02:58,112 --> 01:03:03,817
<i>♪ Who found a hole
in a bucket ♪</i>

1228
01:03:03,850 --> 01:03:08,321
<i>♪ She knew it was there... ♪</i>

1229
01:03:15,829 --> 01:03:16,963
- The mail came.
- We call it...

1230
01:03:16,997 --> 01:03:18,365
the post in this country.

1231
01:03:18,398 --> 01:03:19,499
I just got
the letter

1232
01:03:19,533 --> 01:03:21,401
I've been waiting for.

1233
01:03:21,434 --> 01:03:24,071
Oh, it smells good.
Where is Clare?

1234
01:03:24,105 --> 01:03:25,772
Huh?

1235
01:03:25,806 --> 01:03:27,041
Clare, your <i>fiancee.</i>

1236
01:03:27,074 --> 01:03:30,044
- Remember her?
- Yes, of course.

1237
01:03:30,077 --> 01:03:32,879
It seems she left London
without everything she needed.

1238
01:03:32,913 --> 01:03:35,415
She can't get everything
she needs here in Loch Lomond?

1239
01:03:35,448 --> 01:03:37,051
Apparently not.

1240
01:03:42,389 --> 01:03:44,591
Do you have
a lot of family here still?

1241
01:03:44,624 --> 01:03:46,993
Yeah, yeah, you know,
aunts, uncles, cousins,

1242
01:03:47,028 --> 01:03:49,362
that kind of thing.

1243
01:03:49,396 --> 01:03:51,498
Did your, uh, father
have a sister?

1244
01:03:53,433 --> 01:03:54,401
Yes.

1245
01:03:55,535 --> 01:03:57,004
Is she still alive?

1246
01:03:57,038 --> 01:03:58,839
It's hard to tell sometimes
with her.

1247
01:03:58,872 --> 01:04:01,541
She's old and kinda doesn't move
much. What-what's going on?

1248
01:04:01,575 --> 01:04:03,476
Did she ever get married,
have children?

1249
01:04:03,510 --> 01:04:04,845
Did she, did she ever go
to Nantucket?

1250
01:04:04,878 --> 01:04:06,580
Well, don't...
W-w-what's happening?

1251
01:04:06,613 --> 01:04:08,548
Is her name Arlene?

1252
01:04:09,516 --> 01:04:10,483
Yes.

1253
01:04:20,927 --> 01:04:22,662
She's Fred's mother.

1254
01:04:27,667 --> 01:04:29,402
Can you take me to her?

1255
01:04:32,139 --> 01:04:35,009
Ah, s-sure. Yeah.

1256
01:04:35,042 --> 01:04:36,010
Okay.

1257
01:04:40,714 --> 01:04:43,084
And, uh, can you take me
to the train station after?

1258
01:04:43,117 --> 01:04:45,152
- A-a-ah, uh-huh.
- Okay.

1259
01:04:45,186 --> 01:04:46,953
Okay.

1260
01:04:46,987 --> 01:04:48,455
Crazy, right?

1261
01:05:00,834 --> 01:05:01,902
<i>I thought
you came to Scotland</i>

1262
01:05:01,935 --> 01:05:02,969
<i>because you wanted to dress up</i>

1263
01:05:03,004 --> 01:05:04,638
<i>like you were in Braveheart.</i>

1264
01:05:04,671 --> 01:05:06,140
<i>I didn't think you were here
on a mission</i>

1265
01:05:06,173 --> 01:05:08,475
<i>to find out your late husband</i>

1266
01:05:08,508 --> 01:05:10,477
<i>was in my family tree.</i>

1267
01:05:10,510 --> 01:05:12,646
What else was <i>in your post?</i>

1268
01:05:12,679 --> 01:05:14,115
<i>Everything,
all the records</i>

1269
01:05:14,148 --> 01:05:16,050
<i>from the Cottage Hospital
in Nantucket.</i>

1270
01:05:16,083 --> 01:05:17,218
<i>It was all there.</i>

1271
01:05:17,251 --> 01:05:18,551
<i>Fred had just found out</i>

1272
01:05:18,585 --> 01:05:20,487
<i>that he was adopted.</i>

1273
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:22,856
<i>Your Aunt Arlene
was working for a lovely lady</i>

1274
01:05:22,889 --> 01:05:26,060
<i>named Mary Wilson on Nantucket
one summer.</i>

1275
01:05:26,093 --> 01:05:28,662
<i>Well, she got pregnant,
but she was unmarried</i>

1276
01:05:28,695 --> 01:05:30,597
<i>so she knew
she couldn't go home.</i>

1277
01:05:30,630 --> 01:05:32,766
<i>She had the baby right there,</i>

1278
01:05:32,799 --> 01:05:34,035
<i>and Mary Wilson adopted him,</i>

1279
01:05:34,068 --> 01:05:36,937
<i>and that baby was Fred.</i>

1280
01:05:43,576 --> 01:05:47,081
Hello, Howard.
Come to say goodbye, have you?

1281
01:05:47,114 --> 01:05:50,117
Hello, Arlene.
No, I've come to say hello.

1282
01:05:50,151 --> 01:05:51,885
How are you? You look great.

1283
01:05:51,918 --> 01:05:54,888
Oh, listen, honestly, shut up.

1284
01:05:56,223 --> 01:05:58,959
Uh, w-who, who's this?

1285
01:05:58,992 --> 01:06:01,628
This is my friend from America.

1286
01:06:03,130 --> 01:06:05,765
She's, uh, from, uh,

1287
01:06:05,799 --> 01:06:07,567
Nantucket, actually.

1288
01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:10,503
I knew this would happen

1289
01:06:10,537 --> 01:06:12,173
at some point.

1290
01:06:12,206 --> 01:06:14,941
Come. Sit by me
and let me have a look at you.

1291
01:06:17,278 --> 01:06:19,779
Hello, Arlene, I'm Annabelle.

1292
01:06:19,813 --> 01:06:21,748
- Annabelle?
- Yes.

1293
01:06:21,781 --> 01:06:23,150
You've come a long way,
Annabelle.

1294
01:06:23,184 --> 01:06:24,985
- Yes. Yeah.
- Why?

1295
01:06:25,019 --> 01:06:26,653
Because I had to

1296
01:06:26,686 --> 01:06:28,722
and I wanted to.

1297
01:06:28,755 --> 01:06:30,724
But I was afraid to.

1298
01:06:30,757 --> 01:06:32,959
Why were you...
What were you afraid of?

1299
01:06:32,993 --> 01:06:36,163
The truth, I guess,
whatever that turned out to be.

1300
01:06:36,197 --> 01:06:39,033
Mm. The truth. Uh...

1301
01:06:39,066 --> 01:06:42,003
I've spent my whole life
trying to hide it.

1302
01:06:42,036 --> 01:06:45,272
It's a most complete
and total waste of time.

1303
01:06:45,306 --> 01:06:46,840
What?

1304
01:06:46,873 --> 01:06:49,909
You're saying
that the truth is not important?

1305
01:06:49,943 --> 01:06:53,947
No! I'm saying that truth
is the only thing that matters.

1306
01:06:55,749 --> 01:06:57,018
Truth being...

1307
01:06:59,220 --> 01:07:01,888
What happened to my baby?

1308
01:07:01,921 --> 01:07:04,091
He lived a great life

1309
01:07:04,125 --> 01:07:07,128
until, uh... I'm sorry.

1310
01:07:07,161 --> 01:07:09,763
He, he died
a little over a year ago.

1311
01:07:09,796 --> 01:07:11,865
He was, uh...

1312
01:07:11,898 --> 01:07:13,900
He had just found out
about you and, and he,

1313
01:07:13,933 --> 01:07:17,138
and he was making plans
to come and meet you.

1314
01:07:17,171 --> 01:07:20,107
- When he...
- Fell off the ladder.

1315
01:07:20,141 --> 01:07:21,608
You know?

1316
01:07:23,010 --> 01:07:25,346
Yeah, I've subscribed

1317
01:07:25,379 --> 01:07:28,782
to the <i>Nantucket Inquirer</i>
and, what's the other one?

1318
01:07:28,815 --> 01:07:29,949
- <i>Examiner?</i>
- Yes.

1319
01:07:29,983 --> 01:07:31,985
Ever since I left the island.

1320
01:07:32,019 --> 01:07:34,221
- Oh.
- I know.

1321
01:07:34,255 --> 01:07:36,157
I know all about you.

1322
01:07:36,190 --> 01:07:39,626
- What is this?
- It's my scrapbook.

1323
01:07:39,659 --> 01:07:41,095
You must look at it.

1324
01:07:41,128 --> 01:07:44,697
Oh, my gosh!
It's our whole family history.

1325
01:07:44,731 --> 01:07:48,335
Oh, look. That's when we opened
the hardware store.

1326
01:07:48,369 --> 01:07:49,602
- Yes, it is...
- Look at this is...

1327
01:07:49,636 --> 01:07:51,738
Lifelong Nantucket resident.

1328
01:07:51,771 --> 01:07:55,042
- Yes. Oh, my goodness.
- Mm?

1329
01:07:55,076 --> 01:07:57,244
There's a lot.

1330
01:07:57,278 --> 01:08:01,148
Oh, I have something
for you, Arlene.

1331
01:08:01,182 --> 01:08:05,252
I wanted to bring
some of Fred's ashes home

1332
01:08:05,286 --> 01:08:06,953
to his mother.

1333
01:08:06,986 --> 01:08:10,723
Oh. Bless you, Annabelle.
Thank you.

1334
01:08:10,757 --> 01:08:12,193
It's in this box
because

1335
01:08:12,226 --> 01:08:14,128
<i>Forrest Gump</i>
was his, his favorite movie.

1336
01:08:14,161 --> 01:08:15,862
Uh, this...

1337
01:08:15,895 --> 01:08:18,798
We had the same sense of humor.

1338
01:08:18,832 --> 01:08:20,867
And the same eyes.

1339
01:08:20,900 --> 01:08:24,704
He looked so much like you.
He was beautiful.

1340
01:08:29,176 --> 01:08:31,145
What you have to do,
both of you,

1341
01:08:31,178 --> 01:08:33,746
is to learn
how to be happy again.

1342
01:08:33,780 --> 01:08:35,715
Not easy.

1343
01:08:35,748 --> 01:08:38,785
You have to work at it
rather hard, I think.

1344
01:08:38,818 --> 01:08:41,955
Well, you've got to take her
home, Howard. Don't be a fool.

1345
01:08:41,988 --> 01:08:44,891
Pick her up and take her.
She's the girl.

1346
01:08:48,362 --> 01:08:49,863
Goodbye, Arlene.

1347
01:08:49,896 --> 01:08:51,265
- I'll come back and see you.
- Will you?

1348
01:08:51,298 --> 01:08:53,700
Yes. I will. I promise.

1349
01:08:53,733 --> 01:08:55,402
- That would be nice.
- You stay well.

1350
01:08:55,436 --> 01:08:56,903
- I'll try.
- Okay.

1351
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:02,809
Cheerio, Arlene.

1352
01:09:02,842 --> 01:09:05,279
Can I, uh, take a chocolate?

1353
01:09:05,312 --> 01:09:06,980
- No.
- Why not?

1354
01:09:07,014 --> 01:09:09,716
- You never eat them.
- Which one are you gonna have?

1355
01:09:09,749 --> 01:09:11,718
Well, I thought I could choose.

1356
01:09:11,751 --> 01:09:13,454
Oh. Well, my favorite... Oh.

1357
01:09:13,487 --> 01:09:15,256
- Do you want one?
- No.

1358
01:09:15,289 --> 01:09:17,224
All right then,
I'll just take the plate.

1359
01:09:18,325 --> 01:09:19,627
See you later.

1360
01:09:24,064 --> 01:09:26,733
You know,
that was strange.

1361
01:09:26,766 --> 01:09:29,969
- Weird, you know?
- I thought it was very moving.

1362
01:09:30,004 --> 01:09:32,805
- It was to me.
- That may be it.

1363
01:09:32,839 --> 01:09:34,208
What do you think she meant
when she said, "Howard,

1364
01:09:34,241 --> 01:09:35,742
take her home, don't be a fool?"

1365
01:09:35,775 --> 01:09:36,776
What's that about?

1366
01:09:36,809 --> 01:09:37,911
I have no idea.

1367
01:09:37,944 --> 01:09:39,380
She's your aunt.

1368
01:09:39,413 --> 01:09:42,715
I would think that you would
tell me what she meant.

1369
01:09:43,417 --> 01:09:44,385
Maybe.

1370
01:09:45,419 --> 01:09:47,288
Or maybe she meant...

1371
01:09:50,224 --> 01:09:51,325
- What are you doing?
- Taking you home.

1372
01:09:51,358 --> 01:09:53,260
I'm going to miss my train.

1373
01:09:53,294 --> 01:09:56,430
- Oh, no!
- Yes, I am...

1374
01:09:56,463 --> 01:09:58,098
- Oh. Oh, no!
- Oh, yes.

1375
01:09:58,132 --> 01:10:01,235
And that's
the only train in Scotland.

1376
01:10:13,247 --> 01:10:16,950
What? She clearly said,
"Take her home, Howard."

1377
01:10:16,983 --> 01:10:18,152
- I was just taking instructions.
- Yes.

1378
01:10:18,185 --> 01:10:19,420
And she also clearly said,

1379
01:10:19,453 --> 01:10:20,521
"Don't be a fool."

1380
01:10:20,554 --> 01:10:22,156
- Okay?
- She's a mad, old lady.

1381
01:10:22,189 --> 01:10:23,424
She doesn't know
what she's talking about.

1382
01:10:23,457 --> 01:10:24,757
I've missed my train,
which means

1383
01:10:24,791 --> 01:10:26,093
I've missed my flight.

1384
01:10:26,126 --> 01:10:28,329
I should be halfway to Rome
by now.

1385
01:10:28,362 --> 01:10:30,030
Well, I tell you what.

1386
01:10:30,064 --> 01:10:33,133
Tonight I make you
spaghetti and a meatballs

1387
01:10:33,167 --> 01:10:35,002
and you pretend you're in Rome.

1388
01:10:35,035 --> 01:10:36,936
Oh, <i>fantastico.</i>

1389
01:10:36,970 --> 01:10:41,242
And then I can dress up
a maybe like a, Audrey Hepburn.

1390
01:10:41,275 --> 01:10:44,378
And you can pretend that-that
you kinda find me attractive.

1391
01:10:44,411 --> 01:10:47,214
No, no, Audrey Hepburn,
she's a small like a stick.

1392
01:10:47,248 --> 01:10:49,016
It's not good for me.
I'm Italian man.

1393
01:10:49,049 --> 01:10:52,919
Oh! Oh, see. So, uh, so you want
a little more meat on the bone?

1394
01:10:52,952 --> 01:10:54,221
- Oh, yeah.
- Uh, say...

1395
01:10:54,255 --> 01:10:56,789
So like a Sophia Loren, huh?
Oh, yeah.

1396
01:10:56,823 --> 01:10:58,925
I'm gonna take the luggage
out of the trunk.

1397
01:10:58,958 --> 01:11:01,528
And, by the way,
Wally is very happy to see you.

1398
01:11:01,562 --> 01:11:03,264
- <i>Grazie. Prego.</i>
- <i>Prego.</i>

1399
01:11:03,297 --> 01:11:05,266
Come on.

1400
01:11:14,308 --> 01:11:17,444
<i>♪ I'll be your rhythm
and I'll be your rhyme ♪</i>

1401
01:11:17,478 --> 01:11:19,580
<i>♪ I'll keep up the tempo ♪</i>

1402
01:11:19,613 --> 01:11:21,981
<i>♪ To drink for some time ♪
♪ To drink a bit of whiskey ♪</i>

1403
01:11:22,016 --> 01:11:25,452
<i>♪ We'll lose ourselves
in sweet harmony ♪</i>

1404
01:11:25,486 --> 01:11:28,555
<i>♪ Discovering each other
what a lover should be ♪</i>

1405
01:11:28,589 --> 01:11:33,327
<i>♪ 'Cause we were made
to make music together ♪</i>

1406
01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:37,364
<i>♪ Sing a song
that goes on forever ♪</i>

1407
01:11:37,398 --> 01:11:40,534
<i>♪ So here we go in
that sweet ebb and flow ♪</i>

1408
01:11:40,567 --> 01:11:44,071
<i>♪ Up and down
this crazy arpeggio ♪</i>

1409
01:11:44,104 --> 01:11:48,108
<i>♪ But it sounds so good ♪</i>

1410
01:11:48,142 --> 01:11:52,413
<i>♪ Just like it should ♪</i>

1411
01:11:52,446 --> 01:11:56,450
<i>♪ Fly through the sky
float like a feather ♪</i>

1412
01:11:56,483 --> 01:12:01,388
<i>♪ 'Cause we were made to make
beautiful music together ♪</i>

1413
01:12:01,422 --> 01:12:03,457
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

1414
01:12:03,490 --> 01:12:04,824
<i>♪ Together ♪</i>

1415
01:12:07,394 --> 01:12:09,330
<i>♪ Might give you
my heart girl ♪</i>

1416
01:12:09,363 --> 01:12:11,298
<i>♪ I might give you mine ♪</i>

1417
01:12:11,332 --> 01:12:15,336
<i>♪ We'll laugh as you watch
all the planets align ♪</i>

1418
01:12:15,369 --> 01:12:18,505
<i>♪ And we'll lose ourselves
in sweet harmony ♪</i>

1419
01:12:18,539 --> 01:12:20,007
<i>♪ Discovering each other... ♪</i>

1420
01:12:22,975 --> 01:12:26,547
<i>♪ We were made
to make music together ♪</i>

1421
01:12:26,580 --> 01:12:30,384
<i>♪ Sing a song
that just goes on forever ♪</i>

1422
01:12:30,417 --> 01:12:34,188
<i>♪ So here we go
in that sweet ebb and flow ♪</i>

1423
01:12:34,221 --> 01:12:37,358
<i>♪ Up and down
this crazy arpeggio ♪</i>

1424
01:12:37,391 --> 01:12:41,328
<i>♪ But it feels so good ♪</i>

1425
01:12:41,362 --> 01:12:45,965
<i>♪ Just like it should ♪</i>

1426
01:12:45,998 --> 01:12:49,436
<i>♪ Fly through the sky
float like a feather ♪</i>

1427
01:12:49,470 --> 01:12:54,575
<i>♪ 'Cause we were made to make
beautiful music together ♪</i>

1428
01:12:54,608 --> 01:12:56,310
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

1429
01:12:56,343 --> 01:12:58,145
<i>♪ Oh together ♪</i>

1430
01:13:00,581 --> 01:13:02,683
<i>♪ I think I'm falling ♪</i>

1431
01:13:02,716 --> 01:13:05,152
<i>♪ I think I am too ♪</i>

1432
01:13:05,185 --> 01:13:07,254
<i>♪ But it ain't from drinking ♪</i>

1433
01:13:07,287 --> 01:13:09,690
<i>♪ I'm falling for you ♪</i>

1434
01:13:09,723 --> 01:13:12,025
<i>♪ I'll bring the whiskey ♪</i>

1435
01:13:12,059 --> 01:13:14,595
<i>♪ I'll bring the wine ♪</i>

1436
01:13:14,628 --> 01:13:19,533
<i>♪ 'Cause we were made to make
beautiful music together ♪</i>

1437
01:13:21,135 --> 01:13:23,070
<i>♪ Music together ♪</i>

1438
01:13:26,039 --> 01:13:28,175
<i>♪ I'll bring the whiskey baby ♪</i>

1439
01:13:28,208 --> 01:13:31,211
<i>♪ Oh darling
I'll bring the wine ♪</i>

1440
01:13:32,546 --> 01:13:35,549
<i>♪ Whiskey and wine ♪</i>

1441
01:13:53,133 --> 01:13:55,235
Once again,
my compliments to the chef.

1442
01:13:55,269 --> 01:13:57,671
He really is amazing.

1443
01:13:57,704 --> 01:13:59,640
I'll be sure to tell him.

1444
01:14:03,610 --> 01:14:05,546
Do you think they can see us?

1445
01:14:07,748 --> 01:14:11,385
- Who?
- Meredith, Fred?

1446
01:14:11,418 --> 01:14:15,289
Oh. Well, you mean, like looking
down from heaven or something?

1447
01:14:15,322 --> 01:14:17,458
- Yeah.
- I don't know.

1448
01:14:19,326 --> 01:14:21,695
I'm still wrestling with
the whole enlightenment thing.

1449
01:14:23,530 --> 01:14:26,366
- Do you miss Meredith?
- Yup.

1450
01:14:29,169 --> 01:14:31,605
- You miss Fred?
- Mm-hmm.

1451
01:14:34,041 --> 01:14:36,976
- Think we always will?
- Oh, God, I hope not.

1452
01:14:38,579 --> 01:14:41,782
But now you have, uh,
you've got Clare.

1453
01:14:41,815 --> 01:14:44,518
Actually, no.

1454
01:14:44,551 --> 01:14:46,520
But she's
coming back from London.

1455
01:14:46,553 --> 01:14:49,122
- No.
- Are you okay?

1456
01:14:49,156 --> 01:14:51,358
Right as rain
on a Scottish plain,

1457
01:14:51,391 --> 01:14:53,293
which is something no one
would ever say in Scotland.

1458
01:14:53,327 --> 01:14:54,661
I don't know why I said it.

1459
01:14:54,695 --> 01:14:56,697
I'm spending too much time
around you.

1460
01:14:59,299 --> 01:15:01,401
I have to go and lock up.

1461
01:15:01,435 --> 01:15:03,704
Why don't you meet me for
a nightcap in the fancy room?

1462
01:15:03,737 --> 01:15:07,541
That's the one with the big fire
and the big sofas.

1463
01:15:07,574 --> 01:15:08,742
Everything's bigger
in the fancy room.

1464
01:15:08,775 --> 01:15:10,110
Mm-hmm.

1465
01:15:21,088 --> 01:15:22,222
I'll lock up.

1466
01:15:32,499 --> 01:15:35,068
This was my late wife's

1467
01:15:35,102 --> 01:15:37,204
favorite room in the house.

1468
01:15:39,473 --> 01:15:41,408
You saw that, didn't you?

1469
01:15:41,441 --> 01:15:43,210
- All of it?
- Yeah.

1470
01:15:43,243 --> 01:15:45,145
But I agree with Meredith.
It is the most beautiful room.

1471
01:15:45,178 --> 01:15:47,748
It's mine, too.
You know what it's got?

1472
01:15:52,286 --> 01:15:54,221
It's got great bones.

1473
01:15:57,291 --> 01:15:59,092
I can't believe I just did that.

1474
01:15:59,126 --> 01:16:00,460
- Did what?
- The thing with the forehead.

1475
01:16:00,494 --> 01:16:02,229
Remember,
in the <i>The Way We Were?</i>

1476
01:16:02,262 --> 01:16:04,598
When Barbra Streisand does that
to Hubbell. Oh, my gosh...

1477
01:16:04,631 --> 01:16:06,300
What are you saying,
I need a haircut?

1478
01:16:06,333 --> 01:16:09,236
No, not your hair. No. I just,
I-I love that movie.

1479
01:16:09,269 --> 01:16:10,771
I'd forgotten
it needs to be on my list.

1480
01:16:10,804 --> 01:16:12,773
Oh, I-I don't like that movie.

1481
01:16:12,806 --> 01:16:15,142
How can you not like that movie?

1482
01:16:15,175 --> 01:16:17,678
I'm Scottish.
We're a stubborn people.

1483
01:16:17,711 --> 01:16:19,413
Here's the problem.

1484
01:16:20,614 --> 01:16:23,350
My crazy Aunt Arlene

1485
01:16:23,383 --> 01:16:25,452
was Fred's mother,

1486
01:16:25,485 --> 01:16:29,289
which means,
the dead man in the sweetie box

1487
01:16:29,323 --> 01:16:31,625
was my cousin, which means,

1488
01:16:31,658 --> 01:16:35,362
I really want to have sex
with my dead cousin's widow

1489
01:16:35,395 --> 01:16:37,564
the day after I dumped
my <i>fiancee.</i>

1490
01:16:37,598 --> 01:16:40,467
That is some sick shit,
Annabelle, even for Scotland.

1491
01:16:42,603 --> 01:16:46,139
You... talk too much.

1492
01:16:55,616 --> 01:16:57,751
<i>The Awd's Inn experience.</i>

1493
01:16:59,586 --> 01:17:01,755
<i>No talking. No singing.</i>

1494
01:17:01,788 --> 01:17:04,157
<i>Just whoopie!</i>

1495
01:17:04,191 --> 01:17:05,525
<i>On the shores of Loch Lomond,</i>

1496
01:17:05,559 --> 01:17:07,527
<i>in a castle fit for a king</i>

1497
01:17:07,561 --> 01:17:09,363
<i>or a plumber,</i>

1498
01:17:09,396 --> 01:17:12,633
<i>love went kaboom!</i>

1499
01:17:12,666 --> 01:17:15,535
<i>Mrs. Wilson! Mrs. Wilson!</i>

1500
01:17:16,470 --> 01:17:17,604
<i>Ow!</i>

1501
01:17:18,705 --> 01:17:19,873
Where did you learn

1502
01:17:19,906 --> 01:17:21,441
all of that stuff?

1503
01:17:21,475 --> 01:17:22,809
I thought you were stuck
in an island

1504
01:17:22,843 --> 01:17:24,277
for 32 years.

1505
01:17:24,311 --> 01:17:25,646
I was,
but I was in love.

1506
01:17:25,679 --> 01:17:27,514
It came naturally to me.

1507
01:17:27,547 --> 01:17:29,483
Can I ask you
a personal question?

1508
01:17:30,450 --> 01:17:31,685
Sure.

1509
01:17:31,718 --> 01:17:34,187
Did you and Fred
watch a lot of, um,

1510
01:17:34,221 --> 01:17:35,422
pornography?

1511
01:17:35,455 --> 01:17:36,890
I didn't find pornography sexy,

1512
01:17:36,923 --> 01:17:39,660
I found Fred sexy.

1513
01:17:39,693 --> 01:17:42,429
Big difference between
making love and having sex.

1514
01:17:42,462 --> 01:17:43,897
Don't you think?

1515
01:17:43,930 --> 01:17:46,333
I don't know
what I think anymore.

1516
01:17:46,366 --> 01:17:49,302
Why don't you hop back in
and run it by me one more time?

1517
01:17:49,336 --> 01:17:51,605
No. And I'll tell
you why I'm not gonna do that.

1518
01:17:51,638 --> 01:17:53,440
Because I'm not gonna miss
another train

1519
01:17:53,473 --> 01:17:55,709
because of you, Mr. Awd.

1520
01:17:55,742 --> 01:17:58,612
- You can't go now.
- Why not?

1521
01:17:58,645 --> 01:18:00,213
Because...

1522
01:18:00,247 --> 01:18:03,417
You think that because we spent
one great night,

1523
01:18:03,450 --> 01:18:05,886
I should change all my plans
for you?

1524
01:18:07,487 --> 01:18:09,756
- Yes.
- Well, you're wrong!

1525
01:18:09,790 --> 01:18:11,858
No, I gave up my dreams once
for a man.

1526
01:18:11,892 --> 01:18:13,660
I'm not gonna do that again.

1527
01:18:13,694 --> 01:18:16,263
Well, you can't go. You're
the best plumber in Scotland.

1528
01:18:16,296 --> 01:18:17,731
Gavin will get better.

1529
01:18:17,764 --> 01:18:20,233
Mm, you got skills
Gavin will never have.

1530
01:18:20,267 --> 01:18:22,302
- Is that a compliment?
- It is a compliment.

1531
01:18:22,335 --> 01:18:23,670
Hm. Good.

1532
01:18:23,704 --> 01:18:25,006
There's another reason
you can't go.

1533
01:18:25,039 --> 01:18:26,840
- And what's that one?
- I'm pregnant.

1534
01:18:26,873 --> 01:18:29,943
We're cats
and dogs. You know it.

1535
01:18:29,976 --> 01:18:32,013
We just get into thistles
and make a mess.

1536
01:18:32,046 --> 01:18:33,980
No, we were not meant to mate.

1537
01:18:34,015 --> 01:18:36,316
What would you call
what we've just been doing?

1538
01:18:41,455 --> 01:18:44,257
- Grief.
- No.

1539
01:18:44,291 --> 01:18:47,994
No, grief is, grief is crying
till you got no tears left.

1540
01:18:48,029 --> 01:18:51,465
Grief is,
is drinking into oblivion.

1541
01:18:51,498 --> 01:18:53,433
Grief is getting tattoos
to feel a different pain.

1542
01:18:53,467 --> 01:18:56,636
What we were doing
was life-affirming.

1543
01:18:56,670 --> 01:19:00,273
And all that moaning
and groaning and screaming.

1544
01:19:00,307 --> 01:19:02,609
I didn't scream.

1545
01:19:02,642 --> 01:19:05,846
- Well, somebody screamed.
- You screamed, and many times.

1546
01:19:05,879 --> 01:19:09,249
- Well, I was scared.
- You had reason to be.

1547
01:19:11,551 --> 01:19:14,354
See, the thing
about last night is...

1548
01:19:16,757 --> 01:19:18,792
I just had no idea

1549
01:19:18,825 --> 01:19:20,761
you could be so tender.

1550
01:19:24,531 --> 01:19:26,299
- Neither did I.
- Come on.

1551
01:19:26,333 --> 01:19:27,768
I can't go yet.
I'm still tender.

1552
01:19:27,801 --> 01:19:29,436
Oh, the old petcock?

1553
01:19:29,469 --> 01:19:31,505
The petcock's ruined.

1554
01:19:31,538 --> 01:19:32,939
Oh, well, call a plumber.

1555
01:19:32,973 --> 01:19:34,541
Yeah, I'll call Gavin.

1556
01:19:34,574 --> 01:19:36,010
He wouldn't know what to do
with it.

1557
01:19:36,043 --> 01:19:37,377
Scare him.

1558
01:19:42,849 --> 01:19:44,851
I am gonna miss you
a little bit.

1559
01:19:44,885 --> 01:19:46,553
I know. I'll miss you, too.

1560
01:19:46,586 --> 01:19:49,523
Ah! What are you gonna miss
the most?

1561
01:19:50,557 --> 01:19:52,026
Your arse.

1562
01:19:52,059 --> 01:19:54,728
Oh. I don't have any ass.

1563
01:19:54,761 --> 01:19:56,797
I know. I missed it
the first time as well.

1564
01:19:58,665 --> 01:20:00,600
What else are you gonna miss?

1565
01:20:02,036 --> 01:20:03,436
You.

1566
01:20:08,942 --> 01:20:10,610
I don't understand
why you're leaving.

1567
01:20:10,644 --> 01:20:12,813
Howard,
I've told you. I have a list.

1568
01:20:12,846 --> 01:20:14,614
Well, you know what?
Forget your list.

1569
01:20:14,648 --> 01:20:16,716
You know what? Slow
down. You're going too fast.

1570
01:20:16,750 --> 01:20:18,085
While we're on
the subject, <i>Forrest Gump</i>

1571
01:20:18,119 --> 01:20:19,452
is a terrible movie.

1572
01:20:19,486 --> 01:20:21,655
Every woman in that movie dies

1573
01:20:21,688 --> 01:20:23,356
because she has the audacity
to leave the house.

1574
01:20:23,390 --> 01:20:24,658
That's a misogynistic movie.

1575
01:20:24,691 --> 01:20:25,892
I'm amazed
that you're into that.

1576
01:20:25,926 --> 01:20:27,094
I didn't say
I was into it.

1577
01:20:27,128 --> 01:20:29,429
I said Fred was into it.
He loved it.

1578
01:20:29,462 --> 01:20:30,664
Hey. Hey, slow down.

1579
01:20:30,697 --> 01:20:32,432
Don't tell me to slow down

1580
01:20:32,465 --> 01:20:33,767
on roads I've been driving on
my whole life.

1581
01:20:33,800 --> 01:20:35,002
I don't think that's really any

1582
01:20:35,036 --> 01:20:36,503
of your business anymore.

1583
01:20:36,536 --> 01:20:37,671
You're going
too fast.

1584
01:20:37,704 --> 01:20:39,106
What gives you the right

1585
01:20:39,140 --> 01:20:41,075
to boss me around
while you're leaving?

1586
01:20:41,108 --> 01:20:42,609
You've gotta slow down!

1587
01:20:54,155 --> 01:20:56,690
My God!

1588
01:20:56,723 --> 01:20:57,757
Oh!

1589
01:21:00,560 --> 01:21:02,829
Oh, my God!

1590
01:21:05,032 --> 01:21:06,967
- You okay?
- No!

1591
01:21:18,745 --> 01:21:19,713
Oh!

1592
01:21:24,484 --> 01:21:26,586
But Fred was never in that box,
you know?

1593
01:21:28,788 --> 01:21:30,724
He's in there.
He's in your heart!

1594
01:21:32,226 --> 01:21:36,130
You have no fucking idea

1595
01:21:36,163 --> 01:21:38,099
what's in my heart.

1596
01:21:41,868 --> 01:21:43,070
You're going the wrong way.

1597
01:21:43,104 --> 01:21:44,671
It's, it's,
s-station's that way.

1598
01:22:13,067 --> 01:22:17,604
You know, Howard doesn't really
like anyone.

1599
01:22:17,637 --> 01:22:19,906
He lives in a house alone
because he likes being alone.

1600
01:22:21,775 --> 01:22:25,445
But he's different with you,
you know?

1601
01:22:27,814 --> 01:22:29,983
You know, Annabelle?

1602
01:22:30,017 --> 01:22:31,952
I think you're probably meant
to be here.

1603
01:22:33,653 --> 01:22:35,722
The house is telling you.

1604
01:22:35,755 --> 01:22:38,192
Fred's telling you.

1605
01:22:38,225 --> 01:22:40,927
In his,
in his own un-artful way,

1606
01:22:40,961 --> 01:22:42,896
Howard is telling you as well.

1607
01:22:45,132 --> 01:22:47,268
You know, I think
you've been pretty stubborn,

1608
01:22:47,301 --> 01:22:50,603
if you don't mind me saying.

1609
01:22:50,637 --> 01:22:53,740
And I thought us Scots had
the monopoly on that bullshit.

1610
01:23:02,682 --> 01:23:04,617
Would you like a sweetie?

1611
01:23:41,921 --> 01:23:44,758
We're gonna have to take
the tent down, Gavin.

1612
01:23:44,791 --> 01:23:45,759
Why?

1613
01:23:48,329 --> 01:23:51,098
Well, nobody's getting married.

1614
01:23:51,132 --> 01:23:53,067
Gee, that seems like
such a shame.

1615
01:23:54,701 --> 01:23:56,669
- Tragedy.
- Mm.

1616
01:23:56,703 --> 01:23:57,971
Shakespearean.

1617
01:24:05,112 --> 01:24:07,214
Look.

1618
01:24:07,248 --> 01:24:09,116
I'm not gonna say
all those things

1619
01:24:09,150 --> 01:24:10,884
that Americans like to hear.

1620
01:24:10,917 --> 01:24:14,587
I'm not going to talk
like I'm in a greeting card.

1621
01:24:14,621 --> 01:24:18,758
We don't talk like that here,
like they do in your movies.

1622
01:24:18,792 --> 01:24:22,329
So you never tell a woman
that you're in love with her?

1623
01:24:22,363 --> 01:24:24,731
Of course, we do,
we just, you know,

1624
01:24:24,764 --> 01:24:25,799
we just don't say it that way.

1625
01:24:25,832 --> 01:24:27,234
We say it like, um,

1626
01:24:27,268 --> 01:24:28,768
"Your hair looks nice."

1627
01:24:31,871 --> 01:24:33,307
Your hair looks nice.

1628
01:24:35,176 --> 01:24:36,776
Kinda ash blown, it's...

1629
01:24:36,810 --> 01:24:39,746
- It's a good look for you.
- You're such an asshole!

1630
01:24:39,779 --> 01:24:41,848
I am. Right, I'm an asshole.

1631
01:24:41,881 --> 01:24:43,817
But I'm an enlightened one.

1632
01:24:45,286 --> 01:24:46,886
And I'm all yours.

1633
01:24:50,024 --> 01:24:53,227
Don't you sing. Do not sing.

1634
01:24:53,260 --> 01:24:55,329
- No. No.
- One line?

1635
01:24:55,362 --> 01:24:56,896
Please don't sing.

1636
01:24:56,930 --> 01:24:58,165
It's not a good time.

1637
01:24:58,199 --> 01:24:59,632
You're a good singer, but...

1638
01:24:59,666 --> 01:25:01,135
There's a time and a place.

1639
01:25:12,346 --> 01:25:17,750
<i>♪ So many years
I lived in the shadows ♪</i>

1640
01:25:17,784 --> 01:25:21,688
<i>♪ Only flickering memories
inside me ♪</i>

1641
01:25:21,721 --> 01:25:25,892
<i>♪ But leaving the sadness
would never end ♪</i>

1642
01:25:25,925 --> 01:25:30,797
<i>♪ The stars
would never shine again ♪</i>

1643
01:25:30,830 --> 01:25:35,969
<i>♪ And love
would never be mine again ♪</i>

1644
01:25:38,339 --> 01:25:42,343
<i>♪ Then came you ♪</i>

1645
01:25:42,376 --> 01:25:46,313
<i>♪ Then came you ♪</i>

1646
01:25:46,347 --> 01:25:52,253
<i>♪ Like an angel
dancing just the way you do ♪</i>

1647
01:25:52,286 --> 01:25:56,190
<i>♪ Then came you ♪</i>

1648
01:25:56,223 --> 01:26:00,227
<i>♪ Then came you ♪</i>

1649
01:26:00,261 --> 01:26:05,199
<i>♪ Like a miracle
that's too good to be true ♪</i>

1650
01:26:06,733 --> 01:26:10,937
<i>♪ Then came you ♪</i>

1651
01:26:32,293 --> 01:26:34,061
Hello, dad.

1652
01:26:34,094 --> 01:26:36,863
Hello, son.
I thought you weren't coming.

1653
01:26:36,896 --> 01:26:40,334
Aye, well,
well, I changed my mind.

1654
01:26:40,367 --> 01:26:43,204
So did I.

1655
01:27:04,525 --> 01:27:06,026
Ladies and gentlemen,

1656
01:27:06,060 --> 01:27:08,028
I give you Lord and Lady Awd

1657
01:27:08,062 --> 01:27:10,797
of Loch Lomond!

1658
01:27:40,227 --> 01:27:42,329
I love you, boy!

1659
01:27:42,363 --> 01:27:43,397
Thanks.

1660
01:27:46,933 --> 01:27:48,835
Not bad. It's not bad.

1661
01:27:50,970 --> 01:27:52,206
- Oh!
- Oh!

1662
01:27:52,239 --> 01:27:53,374
Kiddo.

1663
01:27:55,442 --> 01:27:56,843
- Love you.
- She loves you.

1664
01:27:56,876 --> 01:27:58,811
I love you too, Aunt Arlene.

1665
01:28:00,414 --> 01:28:02,149
Oh!

1666
01:28:02,182 --> 01:28:05,252
My lace has come undone
on my giant fancy shoe.

1667
01:28:15,062 --> 01:28:16,530
I want to show you something.

1668
01:28:16,563 --> 01:28:17,864
I might have seen it.

1669
01:28:17,897 --> 01:28:20,167
No, no, no. Not that.

1670
01:28:20,200 --> 01:28:22,036
You'd be sick at the sight
of that by the mornin'.

1671
01:28:22,069 --> 01:28:24,371
- No, this is something else.
- What is it?

1672
01:28:24,405 --> 01:28:26,340
This, my darling...

1673
01:28:27,374 --> 01:28:29,310
this is my last secret.

1674
01:28:29,976 --> 01:28:30,977
Come on.

1675
01:28:34,181 --> 01:28:35,982
Remember how I told you
how bad off I was

1676
01:28:36,016 --> 01:28:37,184
after Meredith died?

1677
01:28:37,217 --> 01:28:38,552
Yes.

1678
01:28:38,585 --> 01:28:41,121
Well, it was actually much worse
than I said.

1679
01:28:41,155 --> 01:28:43,856
And it was Gavin who told me,
"Howard, you can't go on

1680
01:28:43,890 --> 01:28:45,925
like this or you're gonna die,
you need to start building

1681
01:28:45,958 --> 01:28:48,062
new memories or the old ones
are gonna kill you."

1682
01:28:48,095 --> 01:28:49,862
That's exactly
what I said to Fred

1683
01:28:49,896 --> 01:28:51,465
when I left Nantucket.

1684
01:28:51,498 --> 01:28:53,933
Well, as it is,
you were both right.

1685
01:28:53,966 --> 01:28:58,105
So Gavin helped me to literally
start building my new life.

1686
01:28:58,138 --> 01:28:59,939
You built this?

1687
01:29:00,907 --> 01:29:03,210
It's unbelievable.

1688
01:29:03,243 --> 01:29:06,580
<i>Swiss Family Robinson</i>
was the first movie I ever saw.

1689
01:29:10,983 --> 01:29:13,020
It's perfect.

1690
01:29:13,053 --> 01:29:14,621
Oh, my goodness!

1691
01:29:14,655 --> 01:29:17,591
I'm glad you like it
'cause you know,

1692
01:29:17,624 --> 01:29:20,194
With the, uh,

1693
01:29:20,227 --> 01:29:22,229
well, with the wedding
and the house falling apart

1694
01:29:22,262 --> 01:29:23,930
and everything, I think
we're gonna have to live here.

1695
01:29:23,963 --> 01:29:25,566
I'm kind of broke.

1696
01:29:25,599 --> 01:29:28,669
Well, I'm not, so we aren't.

1697
01:29:28,702 --> 01:29:32,439
I made a fortune on the sale of
my house and the hardware store.

1698
01:29:32,473 --> 01:29:34,441
I've got millions of dollars.

1699
01:29:34,475 --> 01:29:36,410
You've married well, sir.

1700
01:29:38,212 --> 01:29:39,680
I didn't marry you
for your money.

1701
01:29:39,713 --> 01:29:44,051
No, but you would've in
an instant, wouldn't you have?

1702
01:29:44,084 --> 01:29:46,487
Much faster than that.

1703
01:29:46,520 --> 01:29:48,455
Welcome home, Lady Awd.

1704
01:29:51,458 --> 01:29:54,094
You have no idea...

1705
01:29:55,729 --> 01:29:58,132
how much I like your hair.

1706
01:30:06,039 --> 01:30:07,408
Don't get too cozy.

1707
01:30:07,441 --> 01:30:09,109
- Your Awd-ship.
- Awd-ship?

1708
01:30:09,143 --> 01:30:10,644
We're going
on a Roman holiday.

1709
01:30:10,677 --> 01:30:12,446
- I'm excited.
- You are?

1710
01:30:12,479 --> 01:30:14,947
- Yeah, I am.
- Oh, <i>fantastico!</i>

1711
01:30:35,269 --> 01:30:38,038
<i>♪ What is life
but a journey ♪</i>

1712
01:30:38,071 --> 01:30:42,142
<i>♪ You take one day at a time ♪</i>

1713
01:30:42,176 --> 01:30:45,479
<i>♪ What is life
but a song that you sing ♪</i>

1714
01:30:45,512 --> 01:30:50,717
<i>♪ As you float on each note
lost in rhythm and rhyme? ♪</i>

1715
01:30:50,751 --> 01:30:53,754
<i>♪ What is love but a feeling ♪</i>

1716
01:30:53,787 --> 01:30:57,758
<i>♪ Soaring above on a cloud? ♪</i>

1717
01:30:57,791 --> 01:31:00,761
<i>♪ What is love
but a song that you sing ♪</i>

1718
01:31:00,794 --> 01:31:04,765
<i>♪ And this need
to sing it out loud? ♪</i>

1719
01:31:04,798 --> 01:31:08,735
<i>♪ We all need
to sing it out loud ♪</i>

1720
01:31:11,238 --> 01:31:13,440
<i>♪ You don't find love ♪</i>

1721
01:31:13,474 --> 01:31:17,144
<i>♪ Love finds you ♪</i>

1722
01:31:18,479 --> 01:31:20,514
<i>♪ In the midst of a moment ♪</i>

1723
01:31:20,547 --> 01:31:24,017
<i>♪ Right out of the blue ♪</i>

1724
01:31:25,552 --> 01:31:28,088
<i>♪ It sneaks up on your heart ♪</i>

1725
01:31:28,121 --> 01:31:33,193
<i>♪ Hardly making a sound ♪</i>

1726
01:31:33,227 --> 01:31:36,497
<i>♪ Till all of a sudden
you find ♪</i>

1727
01:31:36,530 --> 01:31:41,068
<i>♪ You've been found ♪</i>

1728
01:31:41,101 --> 01:31:43,737
<i>♪ What is life but a movie ♪</i>

1729
01:31:43,770 --> 01:31:47,574
<i>♪ You film one frame
at a time? ♪</i>

1730
01:31:47,608 --> 01:31:51,178
<i>♪ From the ways that you grow
to the places you go ♪</i>

1731
01:31:51,211 --> 01:31:53,247
<i>♪ From the meadows you cross ♪</i>

1732
01:31:53,280 --> 01:31:57,184
<i>♪ To the mountains you climb ♪</i>

1733
01:31:57,217 --> 01:32:00,654
<i>♪ And everyone writes
their own movie ♪</i>

1734
01:32:00,687 --> 01:32:04,291
<i>♪ No one knows
how it will end ♪</i>

1735
01:32:04,324 --> 01:32:08,195
<i>♪ But we can spend
each and every new day ♪</i>

1736
01:32:08,228 --> 01:32:11,498
<i>♪ Trying to find
a brand new way to say ♪</i>

1737
01:32:11,532 --> 01:32:15,669
<i>♪ To the one who's become
your best friend ♪</i>

1738
01:32:16,670 --> 01:32:20,340
<i>♪ I love you ♪</i>

1739
01:32:20,374 --> 01:32:22,476
<i>♪ I do ♪</i>

1740
01:32:22,509 --> 01:32:27,114
<i>♪ And the miracle of my life ♪</i>

1741
01:32:27,147 --> 01:32:31,385
<i>♪ Is you love me too ♪</i>

1742
01:32:31,418 --> 01:32:35,822
<i>♪ And in this crazy world
all around us ♪</i>

1743
01:32:35,856 --> 01:32:40,193
<i>♪ Love came
and actually found us ♪</i>

1744
01:32:40,227 --> 01:32:44,565
<i>♪ Love actually found us ♪</i>

1745
01:32:44,598 --> 01:32:49,403
<i>♪ Once again ♪</i>

1746
01:33:03,216 --> 01:33:05,452
<i>♪ No you don't find love ♪</i>

1747
01:33:05,485 --> 01:33:10,657
<i>♪ Love finds you ♪</i>

1748
01:33:10,691 --> 01:33:12,659
<i>♪ In the middle of nowhere ♪</i>

1749
01:33:12,693 --> 01:33:17,531
<i>♪ Right out of the blue ♪</i>

1750
01:33:17,564 --> 01:33:20,200
<i>♪ It sneaks up on your heart ♪</i>

1751
01:33:20,233 --> 01:33:25,272
<i>♪ Hardly whispering a prayer ♪</i>

1752
01:33:25,305 --> 01:33:28,308
<i>♪ Till all of a sudden
you hear it ♪</i>

1753
01:33:28,342 --> 01:33:32,613
<i>♪ And love's right there ♪</i>

1754
01:33:35,949 --> 01:33:40,587
<i>♪ How could it possibly be ♪</i>

1755
01:33:43,290 --> 01:33:44,825
<i>♪ Love actually found ♪</i>

1756
01:33:44,858 --> 01:33:49,296
<i>♪ You and me ♪</i>

1757
01:33:49,329 --> 01:33:54,701
<i>♪ Once again? ♪</i>

1758
01:34:04,811 --> 01:34:09,816
<i>♪ So many years
I sat in the shadows ♪</i>

1759
01:34:09,850 --> 01:34:14,888
<i>♪ Only flickering embers
around me ♪</i>

1760
01:34:14,921 --> 01:34:19,192
<i>♪ Believing the darkness
would never end ♪</i>

1761
01:34:19,226 --> 01:34:24,431
<i>♪ Music
would never surround me again ♪</i>

1762
01:34:24,464 --> 01:34:29,803
<i>♪ And beauty
would never astound me again ♪</i>

1763
01:34:31,605 --> 01:34:35,609
<i>♪ Then came you ♪</i>

1764
01:34:35,642 --> 01:34:40,213
<i>♪ Then came you ♪</i>

1765
01:34:40,247 --> 01:34:45,819
<i>♪ Like an angel smiling
just the way you do ♪</i>

1766
01:34:45,852 --> 01:34:48,955
<i>♪ Then came you ♪</i>

1767
01:34:50,857 --> 01:34:55,529
<i>♪ So many years
I lived in the shadows ♪</i>

1768
01:34:55,562 --> 01:34:59,800
<i>♪ Only flickering memories
inside me ♪</i>

1769
01:34:59,833 --> 01:35:03,670
<i>♪ Believing
the sadness would never end ♪</i>

1770
01:35:03,704 --> 01:35:08,909
<i>♪ The stars
would never shine again ♪</i>

1771
01:35:08,942 --> 01:35:13,747
<i>♪ And love
would never be mine again ♪</i>

1772
01:35:15,649 --> 01:35:19,653
<i>♪ Then came you ♪</i>

1773
01:35:19,686 --> 01:35:24,291
<i>♪ Then came you ♪</i>

1774
01:35:24,324 --> 01:35:29,730
<i>♪ Like an angel
laughing just the way you do ♪</i>

1775
01:35:29,763 --> 01:35:31,698
<i>♪ Then came ♪</i>

1776
01:35:31,732 --> 01:35:34,901
<i>♪ You stepped out
from the sunlight ♪</i>

1777
01:35:34,935 --> 01:35:38,472
<i>♪ Startled my wounded heart ♪</i>

1778
01:35:38,505 --> 01:35:41,675
<i>♪ Then I started
to feel again ♪</i>

1779
01:35:41,708 --> 01:35:45,645
<i>♪ That's when
I started to heal and then ♪</i>

1780
01:35:45,679 --> 01:35:50,684
<i>♪ The idea of love
became real again ♪</i>

1781
01:35:50,717 --> 01:35:52,352
<i>♪ Only when ♪</i>

1782
01:36:08,969 --> 01:36:12,073
<i>♪ You swept into the shadows ♪</i>

1783
01:36:12,106 --> 01:36:15,842
<i>♪ Stepped
into my wounded heart ♪</i>

1784
01:36:15,876 --> 01:36:19,046
<i>♪ That's when
I started to feel again ♪</i>

1785
01:36:19,080 --> 01:36:22,883
<i>♪ I finally started to heal
and then ♪</i>

1786
01:36:22,916 --> 01:36:27,854
<i>♪ Suddenly love became real
again ♪</i>

1787
01:36:27,888 --> 01:36:30,891
<i>♪ Only when ♪</i>

1788
01:36:30,924 --> 01:36:34,795
<i>♪ Then came you ♪</i>

1789
01:36:34,828 --> 01:36:38,932
<i>♪ Then came you ♪</i>

1790
01:36:38,965 --> 01:36:44,838
<i>♪ Like an angel
dancing just the way you do ♪</i>

1791
01:36:44,871 --> 01:36:48,642
<i>♪ Then came you ♪</i>

1792
01:36:48,675 --> 01:36:52,946
<i>♪ Then came you ♪</i>

1793
01:36:52,979 --> 01:36:58,985
<i>♪ Like a miracle
that's too good to be true ♪</i>

1794
01:36:59,020 --> 01:37:02,956
<i>♪ Then came you ♪</i>