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♪            ♪            ♪

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[car approaching]

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[car engine stops]

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[man] Get me in ten minutes, Ray.

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[Ray] Boss.

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[car door opens, shuts]

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[footsteps]

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- Bobby. - Boss?

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I'll have a pint and a pickled egg.

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Coming straight up.

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[coins jingle]

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["Cumberland Gap" by David Rawlings plays]

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[man] If you wish to be the king of the jungle,

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it's not enough to act like a king.

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You must be the king.

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And there can be no doubt.

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Because doubt causes chaos and one's own demise.

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[song continues]

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[door opens]

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- [phone ringing] - [door shuts]

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Hello, my love.

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It's date night tonight.

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Nine o'clock, you and I, River Cafe.

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[woman speaking indistinctly on phone]

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Who's there?

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[man speaking indistinctly on phone]

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Ros, who's there?

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[gunshot]

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[body thuds]

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♪ Kiss me, mama Kiss your boy ♪

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♪ Bless me well and lucky ♪

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♪ For I won't be back Till I return ♪

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♪ I'm gone to old Kentucky ♪

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♪ Cumberland gap It's a devil of a gap ♪

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♪ That's what the scouts All tell ya ♪

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♪ Sure enough It may get tough ♪

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♪ If it doesn't kill ya Kill ya ♪

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♪ Kentucky, she's a-waitin' On the other side ♪

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♪ Give you the fever, put The daylight in your eyes ♪

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♪ Brother John's Already gone ♪

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♪ With the full-blood Cherokee maiden ♪

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♪ He made the trip In the blizzard's grip ♪

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♪ I'd rather wrestle Satan ♪

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♪ Cumberland gap It's a devil of a gap ♪

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♪ Oh, the snow kept coming ♪

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♪ Picked her up Upon his back ♪

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♪ By God He loved that woman ♪

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♪ Daniel stood On the pinnacle rock ♪

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♪ Lookin' up and down The mountain ♪

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♪ Took his trusty Old flintlock ♪

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♪ Daniel started shoutin' Shoutin' ♪

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♪ Kentucky, she's a-waitin' On the other side ♪

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♪ Give you the fever ♪

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♪ Put the daylight In your eyes ♪

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♪ Cumberland gap It's a devil of a gap ♪

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♪ Cumberland gap It's a devil of a gap ♪

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♪ Cumberland gap It's a devil of a gap ♪

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♪ Cumberland gap It's a devil of a gap ♪

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[song ends]

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[ice rattles]

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[man] Chink, chink.

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Fletcher.

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Good afternoon, Raymondo. [chuckles]

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I should stab you with that fucking rolling pin.

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Oh, don't be cunty. I was just hoping we could have a cozy little drink together.

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So, I've got a meeting on Saturday at your favorite newspaper.

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As the best private investigator in this smoky little town...

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good evening, ladies and gentlemen...

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they are ready to put 150 grand in my pocket to give them some filth.

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Good for me, that, but in this case...

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it's bad for you.

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So Big Dave, editor extraordinaire,

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has developed a terrible antipathy for your boss

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and his liquorish assortment of tasty mates.

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He's out to destroy him and all those that cozy up to him. Front cover. Bosh!

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There will be blood and fucking feathers everywhere, my darling.

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Get to it, Fletcher. I'm starting to itch.

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Now, we both know that your boss has very, very deep pockets,

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and I would like to invite him just to have a teeny rummage in them.

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What the fuck are you talking about?

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If you would be so kind

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as to furnish me with 20 million British pounds,

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I will give you everything...

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memory cards, contact sheets, recordings, the lot,

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and a modest little screenplay I wrote all by myself.

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Hold on.

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We just went from £150,000 to 20 million.

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That's a steep rise in 30 seconds.

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Yeah, but I would argue that you're lucky, because that is nothing

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compared to what I could, and perhaps should, be asking.

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Oh, well, thank God you're not greedy, Fletcher,

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you deluded, shit-eating cunt.

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[chuckles]

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I quite like it when you talk dirty to me.

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I can feel myself engorging.

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Come on, have a drink with me. It's really yummy.

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I looked it up. App-ed it. 1500 quid?

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I didn't know you could spend that much on a bottle of scotch.

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I'm gonna tell you a story to demonstrate why my quote is my quote.

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Will you play a game with me, Ray?

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I don't wanna play a game.

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- Please? - No.

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I said play a fucking game with me, Ray.

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[teapot whistling]

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Right.

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Lovely.

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Now, I want you to imagine a character,

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a dramatic character, like in a book or a play or a film.

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But not digital, not on a memory stick.

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Analog. Chemical process. "Keep the grain in the picture," I say.

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Old-school, 35 mill.

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[whirring]

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Now, I'm seeing this through a lens, I am,

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and I'm not talking about the small screen.

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It's not TV, Raymond.

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As I said, old-school cinema format.

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It's what we in the business called anamorphic, or ratio 2.35 to 1.

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And I want you to join me on this cinematic journey,

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'cause it is cinema, Ray.

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It's beautiful, beautiful cinema.

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Now, roll camera.

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[whirring]

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Enter our protagonist.

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He's good-looking, he's gorgeous,

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he's golden age, he's a proper handsome cunt.

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His name is Mickey Pearson.

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Unique background has our Mickey.

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American born, Rhodes scholar, so he's born clever but poor.

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Now, that's quite a leap from a trailer park in Americana

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to the thousand-year-old university in old Angleterre,

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where he studies the dark art of horticulture.

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But he never finished his education, never went home, because...

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he found his vocation.

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A naughty vocation.

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He's a bad boy.

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He starts dealing the dirty wonder weed

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to his rich, British, upper-class uni pals

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and realizes he's rather good at it.

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He's clear and objective about ambition

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and he can surf the echelons of our complicated culture.

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He knew how to take advantage of his advantage.

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He was a hungry animal, you see.

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He was powerful and ruthless, cunning and quick,

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charismatic and smart, but...

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he had to do some naughty things to get where he got,

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to establish his position,

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to show he wasn't just teeth, tits and tan.

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Well, he wasn't fucking hollow, was he?

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[Fletcher moans]

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He had an engine under his hood

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and a gun in his holster.

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So, he's not exactly clean, our Mickey.

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He has come up the hard way.

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He's earned his position, shall we say.

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Well, that was the early days,

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and he cracked on with his New World pioneer spirit.

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What's he worth today? 100, 200, 500 million?

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But now the plot begins to thicken.

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He has reached a crossroads in his life.

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The middle class and the middle age, they've got to him.

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They've corrupted his appetite for the horrors. He's gone soft.

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He wanted to cash in his chips and get out of the game,

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and he seems to have found the perfect customer.

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Smash cut, please...

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to interior, a gala dinner.

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Just a few words to say thank you to Michael Pearson

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for his limitless generosity and time.

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Now, Mickey has been cultivating a special relationship

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with the erudite, learned and broad-minded Matthew Berger.

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Yes, Raymond, I do know about the Jewish billionaire cowboy,

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another slice of Americana creating drama in Angleterre.

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And finally to Matthew Berger blindsiding us with his donation

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to build the entire cognitive behavioral therapy unit.

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[Fletcher] So these two have met before. Fuck knows where.

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Presumably at the annual international drug dealers convention in Las Vegas.

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And they've done some small deals together,

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but now they're ready for the big one.

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Well, that was unexpected, Matthew.

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Now I understand why you're seated at the head of the table.

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Snuck that one right by me, didn't you, you naughty little girl?

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Making a splash with the gentry.

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Oh, I like to make a splash whenever possible.

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Well, you also seem to understand the significance of a proper attire.

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Indeed I do.

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I believe a sense of ownership

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is vital in every aspect of life,

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perhaps never more so than when it comes to wardrobe.

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For every look there is a season, and for every season a strategy.

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[Fletcher] Now starts the alpha dance.

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They're not really talking about clothes, Raymond.

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Oh, fucking no.

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They're like a pair of old doggies

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sniffing round one another's intellectual assholes.

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It's a good old-fashioned cock-off, Raymond.

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Michael, I'm looking forward to doing business together.

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- May we excuse ourselves? - Yes, please.

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We should say good night to our host.

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So what do you think?

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I'm not sure.

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[Matthew] Your Grace.

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[woman] He's a fox,

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and foxes have a predictable nature.

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Trust this Jew about that Jew.

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If you let him in the henhouse,

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you can expect blood and feathers everywhere.

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Fresh from a farmyard pheasant shoot,

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these two are starting to like each other.

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It's looking good, Ray. It's looking fucking good.

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- [gunshot] - I'm impressed with what you've done with your enterprise.

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You see, try as I might, I can't work out how you do it,

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and bush is my game.

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How does anyone grow 50 tons of super skunk

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without letting anyone else know how they do it?

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I'm flattered to hear that from you, Matthew.

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I imagine that big brain of yours is sweating a stream of tears

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just trying to figure it out.

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Brilliance should be acknowledged.

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Mm.

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Run the numbers by me again.

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200 million gross p.a., 100 million net.

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But your people know this already.

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They've swept the numbers for months now.

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The bottom line is I'll sell it to you for 400 million.

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But you knew that already. Hop in.

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[Fletcher] Now, I can't be specific about the heroes and zeros,

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but there was a lot of money hanging in the balance.

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Question: What would it be worth to have the power

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to be able to pull the plug on an operation like that?

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Answer: A greedy man would want half the sale price,

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but a smart man would know that 20 million pounds

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was just about uncomfortable enough to make everyone feel comfortable.

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You're a cunning and creative toad, aren't you, Fletcher,

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coming up with a plan like this?

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Yeah, but I didn't really come up with it, did I?

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It was Big Dave.

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He commissioned me to do a job on Mickey,

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you know, sniff about, keep an eye on him,

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go through his bins, reveal his sins.

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Mickey Pearson, the odious Yankee gangster. We're gonna bury him.

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Because it seems he's got himself a new friend. Lord Pressfield.

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Question: Is that the Lord Pressfield?

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His Grace, the duke?

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Yeah. Once fourth in line to the throne.

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Apparently Mickey Pearson has squeaked his way

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into the crack of his fat, posh ass.

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This is yours, Fletcher. I need a man with your creativity, with your nose.

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Now, you know you're my favorite bloodhound.

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I just think it's really important to remember

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who you're talking to, Dave.

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Of course I remember, Fletcher.

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So just make absolutely sure the check doesn't disappoint this time.

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The number is 150,000.

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He wants to ruin him,

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but I am here to do you a favor.

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And it's not like you're not getting something for your money.

256
00:14:07,473 --> 00:14:10,609
You could even turn that script into a feature film, Raymond.

257
00:14:11,176 --> 00:14:14,379
We could make it together. We could be partners.

258
00:14:15,113 --> 00:14:16,850
I have learned off you lot.

259
00:14:17,149 --> 00:14:20,586
You gotta look after number one, and now it's my turn.

260
00:14:21,754 --> 00:14:25,491
The sun is not going up for me, Ray. It's going down.

261
00:14:26,893 --> 00:14:29,929
So why has Big Dave got it in for my boss?

262
00:14:30,062 --> 00:14:32,097
Two months ago, your man Mickey

263
00:14:32,231 --> 00:14:34,834
made my man Dave feel like a right fucking idiot.

264
00:14:34,968 --> 00:14:36,836
Henry. Mickey.

265
00:14:36,970 --> 00:14:38,103
How did he do that?

266
00:14:38,237 --> 00:14:39,605
Didn't accept his hand.

267
00:14:39,739 --> 00:14:41,708
- Dave. Daily Print. - Yes.

268
00:14:42,574 --> 00:14:44,644
No. Editor of the Daily Print.

269
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[Fletcher] Turns out Dave had gone after one of Mickey's lords,

270
00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:49,581
did a proper tabloid job on him.

271
00:14:49,716 --> 00:14:51,885
It would appear that His Lordship had had a quick spin

272
00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:54,253
on one of his attractive young footmen.

273
00:14:54,386 --> 00:14:56,990
After the splash, shares crashed, job went, wife followed,

274
00:14:57,122 --> 00:14:59,191
and even his kids disowned him.

275
00:14:59,324 --> 00:15:01,628
Well, that Dave can't half be a cunt.

276
00:15:02,394 --> 00:15:04,162
But no one will pull him on it.

277
00:15:04,296 --> 00:15:06,598
Too fucking scared that Dave will do a feature on them.

278
00:15:06,733 --> 00:15:09,535
But your Mickey, he's got a fabulous set of balls.

279
00:15:09,669 --> 00:15:12,839
So he snubbed him in front of a crowd that Dave could only wish he belonged to.

280
00:15:12,972 --> 00:15:16,208
You know, lords and ladies, the sort that Mickey feels very comfortable in front of.

281
00:15:16,809 --> 00:15:18,978
Men, excuse us.

282
00:15:19,144 --> 00:15:21,146
[Fletcher] Well, he might just as well have pulled Dave's cock off.

283
00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:23,016
I do believe that was a bit of a fuck off, Dave. [laughs]

284
00:15:23,148 --> 00:15:25,117
[Fletcher] 'Cause he just fizzled like a party balloon.

285
00:15:25,985 --> 00:15:27,854
That's no reason to go after a fella.

286
00:15:27,987 --> 00:15:30,657
Well, I don't know what to tell you. He wants Mickey's blood.

287
00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:34,259
And he would be getting it too, if it wasn't for...

288
00:15:35,294 --> 00:15:38,731
You're a filthy fantasist, and now it's time to leave.

289
00:15:38,865 --> 00:15:42,167
Oh, don't be silly. I'm only just lubing you up.

290
00:15:42,301 --> 00:15:47,172
Now, there is a reason why Matthew, or anyone else for that matter,

291
00:15:47,306 --> 00:15:50,275
cannot work out how Mickey does what he does.

292
00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:54,212
How does he grow 50 tons of white widow super cheese every year?

293
00:15:54,346 --> 00:15:56,248
Everyone knows that needs a lot of space.

294
00:15:56,381 --> 00:15:59,786
So where is the space and how come he's kept it under wraps?

295
00:15:59,919 --> 00:16:03,088
You can't just dig a hole in the ground and drop 200 shipping containers in there.

296
00:16:03,221 --> 00:16:04,791
Oh, no, my love. That will not work.

297
00:16:04,924 --> 00:16:08,728
No. You have to be creative. You need an angle.

298
00:16:08,861 --> 00:16:11,664
The problem with land in this country is there's not much of it...

299
00:16:13,032 --> 00:16:15,969
and there's public access even when it's supposed to be private.

300
00:16:16,535 --> 00:16:19,438
And the public have rights: dog walkers...

301
00:16:19,571 --> 00:16:21,239
- [horn honks] - Yes, jog on.

302
00:16:21,373 --> 00:16:23,810
...footpaths, right to roam,

303
00:16:23,943 --> 00:16:25,410
bimblers, ramblers,

304
00:16:25,544 --> 00:16:26,980
- badger lovers... - [squeaks]

305
00:16:27,714 --> 00:16:29,649
...and any other busy cunt with enough time on his hands

306
00:16:29,782 --> 00:16:31,116
to sniff the green tweed of England.

307
00:16:31,249 --> 00:16:32,752
- [man] Good morning! - [dog barking]

308
00:16:32,885 --> 00:16:34,386
And they have groups,

309
00:16:34,519 --> 00:16:38,057
forums, meetings, social media,

310
00:16:38,190 --> 00:16:40,059
and they love a good chat and a hiss

311
00:16:40,192 --> 00:16:42,895
about anyone who's decided to mow his lawn without a license.

312
00:16:44,030 --> 00:16:47,299
And then there's the helicopters, drones, Google Earth,

313
00:16:47,432 --> 00:16:49,501
heritage sites, parish councils,

314
00:16:49,636 --> 00:16:51,004
and the beat goes on.

315
00:16:51,804 --> 00:16:54,272
And that's before you even think about getting power in here.

316
00:16:56,643 --> 00:16:59,679
[Fletcher] So what is Mickey's unique method?

317
00:16:59,812 --> 00:17:04,316
I tip my cap at the cheek, at the elegance, at the class.

318
00:17:05,084 --> 00:17:07,053
And what would that method be exactly?

319
00:17:07,185 --> 00:17:09,521
You have to understand a culture to understand a man.

320
00:17:10,188 --> 00:17:12,025
Toffs, aristocrats,

321
00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:15,128
dukes, duchesses, lords and ladies,

322
00:17:15,260 --> 00:17:17,130
lots of land and fuck all dough.

323
00:17:17,262 --> 00:17:21,034
Houses to keep, damp to keep out, silver to polish.

324
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:24,169
You must remember that cash is very persuasive

325
00:17:24,302 --> 00:17:27,707
to the class that got spanked by angry lefties and death duties.

326
00:17:28,975 --> 00:17:32,544
And every time you inherit a fortune, you lose half to the state.

327
00:17:32,679 --> 00:17:34,681
- [slurps] - So this is my moment to swoop in

328
00:17:34,814 --> 00:17:36,849
like a guardian fucking angel

329
00:17:36,983 --> 00:17:40,385
and offer my services so they can keep their houses in order.

330
00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:42,655
And they're not too bothered about what I do,

331
00:17:43,122 --> 00:17:46,224
as long as that cash keeps rolling in each year.

332
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:49,128
It's good to get a lord, yes, but it's not easy.

333
00:17:49,261 --> 00:17:53,066
It takes work, wine, women and disco.

334
00:17:53,633 --> 00:17:56,401
Twelve sites. Twelve farms.

335
00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:59,438
One thousand of these estates in the great UK.

336
00:17:59,571 --> 00:18:01,573
Bonne chance trying to find them all.

337
00:18:02,742 --> 00:18:05,778
That's it. My infrastructure.

338
00:18:06,746 --> 00:18:11,349
And that, sir, is, with my blessing, what you are paying for.

339
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:14,787
If it's as discreet and as lucrative as you claim it is,

340
00:18:14,921 --> 00:18:16,621
I'll buy the whole business.

341
00:18:16,923 --> 00:18:18,590
But enough foreplay, Michael.

342
00:18:19,192 --> 00:18:20,592
I wanna see your plant.

343
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,762
[engine stops]

344
00:18:22,895 --> 00:18:24,997
I've gone to great lengths to make my operation

345
00:18:25,131 --> 00:18:27,667
as invisible as possible, Matthew.

346
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:30,235
If you were standing on my bush, you wouldn't know it.

347
00:18:32,370 --> 00:18:35,842
As a matter of fact, you are standing on my bush.

348
00:18:38,811 --> 00:18:40,847
It's a spectacular business, Michael.

349
00:18:41,881 --> 00:18:43,716
Such a shame it will go bankrupt in ten years

350
00:18:43,850 --> 00:18:45,952
when things go legal in the great UK.

351
00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:48,921
And you want me to pay top dollar for it?

352
00:18:49,222 --> 00:18:51,256
A nugget under half a yard?

353
00:18:52,524 --> 00:18:53,726
That is the price.

354
00:18:54,727 --> 00:18:57,496
Now step inside and I'll show you what half a yard gets you.

355
00:19:02,467 --> 00:19:07,006
Ooh. A delightful tool shed for 400 million dollars.

356
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:09,441
Is the ball-peen hammer included?

357
00:19:09,574 --> 00:19:12,477
Course it is. Now let me show you the nails.

358
00:19:20,485 --> 00:19:21,586
Watch your head.

359
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,656
Carry on, chaps.

360
00:19:34,901 --> 00:19:37,170
England's green and pleasant land.

361
00:19:39,272 --> 00:19:40,773
Those are some nails.

362
00:19:42,141 --> 00:19:45,178
Location, staff, technology.

363
00:19:46,045 --> 00:19:49,949
See, you're buying the substructure for the superstructure to come,

364
00:19:50,582 --> 00:19:54,253
and with purchase you will inherit the best sites available,

365
00:19:54,386 --> 00:19:57,489
the finest botanists and herb sommeliers in the world,

366
00:19:57,622 --> 00:20:01,194
as well as the most innovative marijuana technology on the planet.

367
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:04,897
And when this little piggy goes to legal market

368
00:20:05,031 --> 00:20:08,067
and the demand way outpaces the supply...

369
00:20:09,035 --> 00:20:12,470
these locations, these green-fingered botanical boys,

370
00:20:12,604 --> 00:20:14,907
as well as my superior technology,

371
00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:16,341
will be at a premium.

372
00:20:17,777 --> 00:20:19,178
And you would own them all.

373
00:20:22,014 --> 00:20:26,052
Did you know it took 15 years after alcohol prohibition ended back home

374
00:20:26,185 --> 00:20:28,321
for the legal market to scratch that itch?

375
00:20:29,121 --> 00:20:30,890
Fifteen years.

376
00:20:31,489 --> 00:20:33,592
And that's if you do nothing with it.

377
00:20:34,293 --> 00:20:37,029
Yes, it's a win-win, no matter how you look at it.

378
00:20:38,597 --> 00:20:40,867
And I'm not greedy. You and I both know

379
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,203
that 400 million is a fair-to-generous asking price,

380
00:20:45,104 --> 00:20:47,472
especially considering that once this game's kosher,

381
00:20:47,606 --> 00:20:50,408
it's going to be worth somewhere between 200 billion

382
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:53,846
and, well, half a trillion pounds.

383
00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:55,380
Annually.

384
00:20:56,048 --> 00:20:57,415
Weed.

385
00:20:57,549 --> 00:20:58,751
Bush.

386
00:20:59,352 --> 00:21:00,853
Skunk-amola.

387
00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:03,756
White widow super cheese.

388
00:21:03,890 --> 00:21:05,224
[chuckles]

389
00:21:05,358 --> 00:21:06,726
It's the new gold rush.

390
00:21:07,894 --> 00:21:10,863
This is the thin end of a very fat wedge, sir.

391
00:21:11,596 --> 00:21:14,532
If it's such a fat wedge, why don't you keep it?

392
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:19,872
You see, I've developed a reputation as a man who came up the hard way.

393
00:21:20,605 --> 00:21:23,843
You could say that there's blood on these pretty white hands.

394
00:21:24,844 --> 00:21:28,781
But in the new business, once legal and under the jurisdiction

395
00:21:28,915 --> 00:21:32,919
of the respectable umbrella of ministerial legitimacy,

396
00:21:33,052 --> 00:21:36,722
an enterprise like this will need a face with a clean past,

397
00:21:36,856 --> 00:21:40,059
which sadly I do not possess.

398
00:21:40,192 --> 00:21:42,295
Retirement doesn't sound so bad.

399
00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:45,865
Long walks in the countryside, pruning roses with my better half,

400
00:21:45,998 --> 00:21:47,432
raising some cubs.

401
00:21:47,565 --> 00:21:50,136
[inhales] I've earned it.

402
00:21:50,870 --> 00:21:54,807
Look, we both know growing is only 50% of the business.

403
00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:57,575
I need your European connections.

404
00:21:57,710 --> 00:21:59,912
I've seen how the sausage is made.

405
00:22:00,046 --> 00:22:01,546
Now tell me about the butcher shops.

406
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,183
Well, that comes later, Matthew,

407
00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:06,584
when the money's in escrow.

408
00:22:06,719 --> 00:22:10,022
Now that we've established the dilemma of our protagonist,

409
00:22:10,156 --> 00:22:13,693
let us turn to our antagonist.

410
00:22:13,826 --> 00:22:16,696
Many miles away, across the open plains,

411
00:22:16,829 --> 00:22:22,201
another beautiful feral beast lopes his way to a watering hole.

412
00:22:22,335 --> 00:22:23,601
Who are you talking about now?

413
00:22:23,736 --> 00:22:27,539
I talk, Raymondo, of Dry Eye.

414
00:22:27,673 --> 00:22:29,175
Oh, Dry Eye.

415
00:22:29,308 --> 00:22:32,044
What is he? Chinese? Japanese? Pekingese?

416
00:22:32,178 --> 00:22:33,545
Get on your fucking knees?

417
00:22:33,679 --> 00:22:35,480
Dirty dragon filth.

418
00:22:35,613 --> 00:22:38,784
♪ Yellow is the color Gambling is the game ♪

419
00:22:38,918 --> 00:22:43,322
He explodes on the scene like a millennial fucking firecracker. Bang, bang, bang.

420
00:22:43,456 --> 00:22:45,358
[shouting] You chee-bye motherfuckers!

421
00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:47,460
[Raymond] I'm gonna have to stop you right there, Fletcher.

422
00:22:47,994 --> 00:22:49,862
That doesn't sound like the Dry Eye I know.

423
00:22:49,996 --> 00:22:52,465
Just making sure you're paying attention, Raymond.

424
00:22:52,597 --> 00:22:56,268
So let's cut instead to a somewhat anticlimactic

425
00:22:56,402 --> 00:22:59,171
but suave and debonair Dry Eye,

426
00:22:59,305 --> 00:23:01,140
like a Chinese James Bond.

427
00:23:02,308 --> 00:23:04,043
"Ricense" to kill.

428
00:23:05,878 --> 00:23:07,747
- [Dry Eye] Open them up. - [man] Yes, boss.

429
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,982
[man speaks Chinese]

430
00:23:12,952 --> 00:23:14,353
Good Lord.

431
00:23:17,189 --> 00:23:19,925
Hose them down, load them up and fuck them off.

432
00:23:20,059 --> 00:23:22,828
- Let me have a look at 432. - Yes, boss. It's just right here.

433
00:23:23,129 --> 00:23:24,196
[speaks Chinese]

434
00:23:27,967 --> 00:23:32,171
There's 120 rims, uh, 32 LS engines, 60 custom...

435
00:23:32,304 --> 00:23:34,106
All right. Pay the man.

436
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:37,977
Sorry, chaps. I quoted you for a 20 when it's a 40-footer.

437
00:23:38,110 --> 00:23:40,179
[stutters] It's gonna be double bubble.

438
00:23:40,846 --> 00:23:42,681
[stutters mockingly] Double bubble?

439
00:23:44,183 --> 00:23:47,853
A gentleman's quote is a gentleman's word.

440
00:23:48,988 --> 00:23:52,725
Now, either you or your family are gonna have to pay for that lesson.

441
00:23:54,460 --> 00:23:55,995
Do we have an understanding?

442
00:23:57,163 --> 00:23:58,330
Yes, boss.

443
00:23:59,632 --> 00:24:01,400
Give the soppy prick his money.

444
00:24:05,004 --> 00:24:07,206
[Fletcher] Anyway, let's put a pin in Dry Eye

445
00:24:07,339 --> 00:24:09,208
and turn again to Mickey.

446
00:24:09,675 --> 00:24:11,777
If you're thinking of smoking that in here...

447
00:24:12,545 --> 00:24:13,479
don't.

448
00:24:13,646 --> 00:24:15,081
I find that confusing.

449
00:24:15,214 --> 00:24:18,451
Do you mean don't smoke or don't think?

450
00:24:22,254 --> 00:24:23,889
- Oh... - [lighter clicks]

451
00:24:24,023 --> 00:24:25,925
Oh, all right, all right, it's going out.

452
00:24:26,058 --> 00:24:27,927
["Vitamin C" by Can plays]

453
00:24:28,060 --> 00:24:31,831
♪ Her daddy Got a big aeroplane ♪

454
00:24:31,964 --> 00:24:36,102
♪ Her mommy Holds all the family cash ♪

455
00:24:36,235 --> 00:24:40,272
♪ A beautiful rose Is standing by the corner ♪

456
00:24:40,406 --> 00:24:44,143
♪ She is living In and out of tune ♪

457
00:24:44,777 --> 00:24:49,415
[Fletcher] I think the time has come for me to introduce you to our queen.

458
00:24:49,548 --> 00:24:50,816
[woman] Harold, bag.

459
00:24:50,950 --> 00:24:52,718
[Fletcher] A Cockney Cleopatra

460
00:24:52,852 --> 00:24:54,787
to Mickey's cowboy Caesar.

461
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:58,557
The only weak link in his otherwise impregnable armor

462
00:24:58,691 --> 00:25:02,495
is his devotion, his passion, some would say his obsession

463
00:25:02,628 --> 00:25:04,296
with his beauteous lady wife.

464
00:25:04,430 --> 00:25:06,832
[woman] I'm trying to do you a favor here, Mike,

465
00:25:06,966 --> 00:25:09,301
but every time I do you a favor, it ends up costing me too.

466
00:25:09,435 --> 00:25:11,770
- [Mike over phone] Now, come on, Ros... - Why is Miss Kova still here?

467
00:25:11,904 --> 00:25:14,039
That Range was supposed to be finished this morning.

468
00:25:14,173 --> 00:25:17,176
- I'm not talking to you, Mike. - Sorry, boss. Rodge is on the Range.

469
00:25:17,309 --> 00:25:20,045
How many times have I told you? I don't want Roger up front.

470
00:25:20,179 --> 00:25:22,648
This is a sanctuary for the ladies. Where is he?

471
00:25:22,781 --> 00:25:24,550
He's up in your office with your husband.

472
00:25:24,683 --> 00:25:27,653
- [indistinct shouting] - [pounding, drilling]

473
00:25:27,786 --> 00:25:30,389
Misha, darling, I'll have you out of here in 20 minutes.

474
00:25:30,523 --> 00:25:33,025
Rosalind, I've got a spin class in half an hour.

475
00:25:33,159 --> 00:25:34,994
Twenty minutes and no charge.

476
00:25:35,127 --> 00:25:36,829
Lisa, champagne.

477
00:25:37,429 --> 00:25:39,665
- Mike, are you still there? - [Mike] Of course I'm still fucking here.

478
00:25:39,798 --> 00:25:42,935
Right, well, if you're still there, who's ordering the fucking parts?

479
00:25:43,235 --> 00:25:44,436
So what do you think?

480
00:25:44,570 --> 00:25:46,305
Ringing the bell, but not too loud.

481
00:25:47,072 --> 00:25:48,174
Dipped in honey.

482
00:25:49,141 --> 00:25:50,476
That's on the money.

483
00:25:51,277 --> 00:25:53,712
But you always could make a good cup of tea, Mickey.

484
00:25:53,846 --> 00:25:55,347
[inhales] Very nice.

485
00:25:56,282 --> 00:25:57,349
[Mickey] Hello, Ros.

486
00:25:58,584 --> 00:25:59,952
What the fuck is going on in here?

487
00:26:00,452 --> 00:26:01,854
I should have known it was you behind this.

488
00:26:02,421 --> 00:26:03,889
Rodge is supposed to be working down there

489
00:26:04,023 --> 00:26:05,491
and you're up here blowing his brains out.

490
00:26:05,624 --> 00:26:07,459
- I'm on it, boss. - You wanna be.

491
00:26:07,927 --> 00:26:09,461
Don't blame the Dodge, dear.

492
00:26:09,595 --> 00:26:11,130
You know he's got a special nose

493
00:26:11,263 --> 00:26:13,098
and he's doing this old dog a favor.

494
00:26:13,232 --> 00:26:14,668
Dodge, get down there and earn your money.

495
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:15,834
Gone.

496
00:26:18,704 --> 00:26:20,339
What you doing here anyway?

497
00:26:20,472 --> 00:26:22,676
Thought I'd come by to have a cup of tea with my wife.

498
00:26:23,342 --> 00:26:25,411
Well, go on, then. Put the kettle on.

499
00:26:27,846 --> 00:26:29,548
Looks like the deal's gone through.

500
00:26:30,416 --> 00:26:32,585
- Second thoughts? - No second thoughts.

501
00:26:32,718 --> 00:26:34,386
I like middle age.

502
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:37,890
I like gentrification, private schools, fine wines

503
00:26:38,023 --> 00:26:41,760
and a spoonful of caviar to help my medicine go down.

504
00:26:42,595 --> 00:26:45,998
But most importantly, I'm looking forward to spending more time with you.

505
00:26:46,131 --> 00:26:47,199
Course you are.

506
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,602
Look, I don't want you knocking around here

507
00:26:49,735 --> 00:26:52,037
feeling all unemployed and lost with yourself.

508
00:26:52,538 --> 00:26:53,939
Well, fuck me.

509
00:26:54,708 --> 00:26:56,242
Most wives would beg their other halves

510
00:26:56,375 --> 00:26:58,177
to get out of this game, but not you.

511
00:26:58,310 --> 00:26:59,778
That's because I know you, darling.

512
00:27:00,879 --> 00:27:04,016
Look, you'll have to do this elegantly, love.

513
00:27:04,684 --> 00:27:08,120
If word spreads that you're getting out, that could read as weakness.

514
00:27:08,254 --> 00:27:10,422
And if you smell smoke, it's 'cause there's a fire,

515
00:27:10,556 --> 00:27:12,726
and that could get expensive.

516
00:27:12,858 --> 00:27:15,761
So you're gonna have to stamp that out without any gentrification.

517
00:27:16,730 --> 00:27:17,796
But not you, love.

518
00:27:19,633 --> 00:27:21,333
Don't you do anything messy.

519
00:27:22,134 --> 00:27:24,403
That's why you've got people, remember?

520
00:27:24,536 --> 00:27:26,572
[groans] I fucking love you, babe.

521
00:27:26,706 --> 00:27:28,073
Course you do.

522
00:27:29,041 --> 00:27:30,175
Any chance?

523
00:27:31,810 --> 00:27:33,579
No, you can wait.

524
00:27:34,013 --> 00:27:36,248
I've got a red-hot Russki with her finger on the trigger.

525
00:27:36,382 --> 00:27:39,018
- Gotta deal with it. - I don't mind the two of yous.

526
00:27:39,151 --> 00:27:40,853
Go on, fuck off.

527
00:27:42,788 --> 00:27:43,989
Fletcher...

528
00:27:45,424 --> 00:27:47,059
why are you wasting our time?

529
00:27:47,559 --> 00:27:50,062
I know what happens in my world and what doesn't.

530
00:27:50,195 --> 00:27:53,299
What I fail to recognize is why Michael should be motivated

531
00:27:53,432 --> 00:27:55,167
to write you a check for 20 million.

532
00:27:55,301 --> 00:27:58,971
I find you very impatient, Raymond. I am a storyteller.

533
00:27:59,104 --> 00:28:01,573
As they say in the film game, I'm laying pipe.

534
00:28:01,940 --> 00:28:03,777
Well, you'd better put something through it soon.

535
00:28:03,909 --> 00:28:06,312
So what is that? Is that a barbecue as well?

536
00:28:08,113 --> 00:28:10,983
- Yes, it is, Fletcher. - I love a barbie.

537
00:28:11,383 --> 00:28:13,152
That is a useful bit of plant, then, isn't it?

538
00:28:13,285 --> 00:28:16,055
So that heats up your knees and cooks at the same time?

539
00:28:16,188 --> 00:28:18,891
[chuckles] You gotta show me how to get one of them.

540
00:28:19,024 --> 00:28:21,327
Well, you can take it with you if you fuck off now.

541
00:28:22,494 --> 00:28:23,797
Ray.

542
00:28:24,963 --> 00:28:26,332
Is there any chance of a steak?

543
00:28:32,271 --> 00:28:36,041
Yeah, all right. Got a bit of Wagyu in the freezer as it happens.

544
00:28:36,175 --> 00:28:39,646
- I've never had Wagyu. - Yeah, well, it'll be wasted on you, but it's all I've got.

545
00:28:39,779 --> 00:28:41,715
- I'll get it, mate. - Oh, no, you're all right.

546
00:28:41,847 --> 00:28:43,750
- Just stay right there. - Oh.

547
00:28:46,218 --> 00:28:47,386
Ow, fuck me!

548
00:28:48,854 --> 00:28:49,955
It's hot.

549
00:28:56,028 --> 00:28:57,396
[exhales]

550
00:28:58,163 --> 00:29:01,200
He's a sly fox, that Fletcher.

551
00:29:07,807 --> 00:29:09,341
Night-night, Aslan.

552
00:29:10,042 --> 00:29:11,877
32 LS engines?

553
00:29:12,344 --> 00:29:14,546
You got all these parts on a 40-foot container?

554
00:29:15,514 --> 00:29:16,515
Yeah.

555
00:29:17,349 --> 00:29:18,550
How'd you get your hands on that?

556
00:29:20,152 --> 00:29:22,254
Ask no questions, hear no lies.

557
00:29:22,722 --> 00:29:23,757
Hence the price.

558
00:29:24,724 --> 00:29:26,760
- So how much? - Oh, no charge.

559
00:29:26,892 --> 00:29:29,194
Okay, so what's the price?

560
00:29:29,328 --> 00:29:30,529
A meeting with your husband.

561
00:29:30,663 --> 00:29:32,297
[chuckles] Oh, fuck off.

562
00:29:32,431 --> 00:29:33,666
That's not gonna happen.

563
00:29:34,233 --> 00:29:35,601
It's in his interest.

564
00:29:37,837 --> 00:29:42,074
Tell you what, keep the parts. Consider it a gesture of goodwill.

565
00:29:44,209 --> 00:29:45,879
You know how to get hold of me.

566
00:29:47,546 --> 00:29:49,481
Well, I can't promise anything.

567
00:29:49,615 --> 00:29:52,050
Dry Eye, he got his little sit-down with Michael, didn't he?

568
00:29:52,918 --> 00:29:56,088
Bold move, that, coming in heavy,

569
00:29:56,221 --> 00:29:59,525
sanctioned or unsanctioned...

570
00:30:00,526 --> 00:30:03,562
by the dragon head himself, Lord George.

571
00:30:04,229 --> 00:30:06,465
Well, he's a naughty boy, that George.

572
00:30:06,866 --> 00:30:09,636
But Dry Eye, oh, he's next generation,

573
00:30:09,769 --> 00:30:12,938
and them Chinamen, they upgrade quicker than i-fucking-Phones.

574
00:30:13,071 --> 00:30:14,373
Is he making moves?

575
00:30:14,506 --> 00:30:16,141
[chattering]

576
00:30:16,275 --> 00:30:18,110
[Fletcher] Is he breaking out on his own?

577
00:30:18,243 --> 00:30:20,747
Big man plans behind Lord George's back?

578
00:30:23,716 --> 00:30:27,519
To be fair, it was very nicely played with 100 grand's worth of free car parts,

579
00:30:27,654 --> 00:30:32,124
because everyone knows that the way to a man's heart is through his wife.

580
00:30:34,661 --> 00:30:36,528
You'd make a lovely wife, Raymond.

581
00:30:47,072 --> 00:30:49,541
Thank you for taking the time to see me, Michael.

582
00:30:50,409 --> 00:30:51,878
Lord George sends his best.

583
00:30:52,311 --> 00:30:55,047
I only took this meeting because Ros asked me to.

584
00:30:55,180 --> 00:30:57,082
Make sure to never approach her like that again.

585
00:30:57,717 --> 00:30:59,351
I meant no disrespect.

586
00:31:09,662 --> 00:31:10,763
How can I help?

587
00:31:11,931 --> 00:31:13,298
I understand you're getting out.

588
00:31:14,466 --> 00:31:17,269
Getting out. Getting out of what?

589
00:31:17,402 --> 00:31:19,505
Bed? My head? The closet?

590
00:31:20,005 --> 00:31:22,140
Don't flirt with me, Dry Eye. I'm a busy man.

591
00:31:22,742 --> 00:31:24,476
I hear you're getting out of the game.

592
00:31:25,845 --> 00:31:28,915
And I would like you to consider an offer.

593
00:31:29,047 --> 00:31:31,049
Look, I'm gonna stop you right there

594
00:31:31,183 --> 00:31:33,151
so you don't waste any more of your precious breath, young man.

595
00:31:33,285 --> 00:31:35,487
This is not a discussion for the two of us.

596
00:31:35,621 --> 00:31:37,657
Unlike the salt and pepper, it's not on the table.

597
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,596
This is a big number.

598
00:31:45,999 --> 00:31:49,101
[typing on phone]

599
00:32:06,653 --> 00:32:07,720
Cash.

600
00:32:08,287 --> 00:32:11,758
I am not for sale.

601
00:32:13,993 --> 00:32:16,562
And even if I was, you're several zeros short.

602
00:32:16,696 --> 00:32:18,898
Now, you may be able to buy your man's sausage for that,

603
00:32:19,032 --> 00:32:21,366
but to me it just looks rude at breakfast.

604
00:32:24,003 --> 00:32:25,070
You're out of touch.

605
00:32:28,206 --> 00:32:31,410
You're forgetting the laws of the jungle, looking down on me.

606
00:32:36,582 --> 00:32:39,585
Now, when the silverback's got more silver than back...

607
00:32:40,687 --> 00:32:41,955
he best move on...

608
00:32:44,122 --> 00:32:45,591
before he gets moved on.

609
00:32:46,759 --> 00:32:48,293
It's not dignified.

610
00:32:49,094 --> 00:32:52,932
It's beneath you, Michael. Trying to do you a favor.

611
00:32:53,066 --> 00:32:54,266
[sighs]

612
00:32:54,968 --> 00:32:57,202
This is a big fucking number.

613
00:33:03,275 --> 00:33:04,711
And this?

614
00:33:05,544 --> 00:33:07,279
This is a big fucking gun.

615
00:33:11,183 --> 00:33:12,919
[groans]

616
00:33:14,386 --> 00:33:15,454
[squealing]

617
00:33:15,587 --> 00:33:17,222
Eyes not so dry now, are they?

618
00:33:17,356 --> 00:33:18,992
[screaming]

619
00:33:19,792 --> 00:33:20,927
Hurts, does it?

620
00:33:22,427 --> 00:33:24,631
You looking for your balls or a hole in the wall?

621
00:33:24,764 --> 00:33:27,432
- Fuck! - Where the fuck do you think you're going?

622
00:33:27,834 --> 00:33:31,169
Because you're not going out the way you came in, you deluded duck-eating cunt.

623
00:33:31,303 --> 00:33:33,973
- [screams] - Talking to me about the laws of the jungle.

624
00:33:34,107 --> 00:33:36,809
What was it? Something about being beneath me?

625
00:33:36,943 --> 00:33:38,377
Silver on back?

626
00:33:39,578 --> 00:33:42,015
There's only one rule in this fucking jungle.

627
00:33:42,447 --> 00:33:45,484
When the lion's hungry, he eats.

628
00:33:47,285 --> 00:33:48,353
[Raymond] You're wrong, Fletcher.

629
00:33:48,487 --> 00:33:50,155
That's not how Michael works.

630
00:33:50,288 --> 00:33:53,325
Yeah, I know. I know. I was just having a bit of fun.

631
00:33:53,693 --> 00:33:55,560
Every movie needs a bit of action, doesn't it?

632
00:33:55,695 --> 00:33:57,630
And it's not like Michael doesn't have a reputation.

633
00:33:57,764 --> 00:33:59,498
Had a reputation.

634
00:34:00,133 --> 00:34:01,834
He's been gentrified.

635
00:34:02,635 --> 00:34:04,804
[audio rewinding]

636
00:34:06,839 --> 00:34:08,675
[Dry Eye] ...big fucking number.

637
00:34:09,241 --> 00:34:13,545
I know how you lot love fables, so let me share a little fable with you.

638
00:34:15,114 --> 00:34:17,315
There once was a young and foolish dragon

639
00:34:17,449 --> 00:34:19,686
who came to ask a wise and cunning lion

640
00:34:19,819 --> 00:34:22,121
about acquiring his territory.

641
00:34:22,254 --> 00:34:25,190
Now, the lion, he wasn't interested, so he told the little dragon to fuck off.

642
00:34:26,659 --> 00:34:29,062
But the dragon couldn't understand what "fuck off" meant,

643
00:34:29,194 --> 00:34:32,031
so he persisted and continued to ask the lion

644
00:34:32,165 --> 00:34:34,067
about acquiring his territory.

645
00:34:34,199 --> 00:34:37,003
So the lion took the little dragon for a walk

646
00:34:37,136 --> 00:34:39,839
and put five bullets in his little dragon head.

647
00:34:41,540 --> 00:34:43,009
End of story.

648
00:34:45,645 --> 00:34:48,380
Now, allegedly there's a message in there.

649
00:34:48,513 --> 00:34:51,684
I don't know what it is, but you're a clever boy, Dry Eye.

650
00:34:51,818 --> 00:34:53,585
Maybe you can explain it to me.

651
00:34:55,587 --> 00:34:57,389
I think your time's up, chaps.

652
00:34:58,557 --> 00:35:00,727
Michael, you should recons...

653
00:35:00,860 --> 00:35:01,894
[tuts]

654
00:35:03,395 --> 00:35:04,596
Just marinade on it.

655
00:35:06,065 --> 00:35:07,700
In the meantime, fuck off.

656
00:35:12,038 --> 00:35:15,373
Oh, I bet Mickey was pleased he took that meeting, wasn't he?

657
00:35:15,507 --> 00:35:17,777
Yes, it went very well.

658
00:35:17,910 --> 00:35:19,946
- Yeah. - Do you want the top or the bottom?

659
00:35:20,412 --> 00:35:22,048
The bottom, please, darling.

660
00:35:22,882 --> 00:35:25,517
Now, things started to unravel after that meeting.

661
00:35:25,651 --> 00:35:28,553
Didn't Mickey get a rat infestation at one of his farms?

662
00:35:34,794 --> 00:35:35,995
[man 1 whispering] Come on.

663
00:35:37,395 --> 00:35:38,463
Stealth, stealth.

664
00:35:39,932 --> 00:35:40,967
Go.

665
00:35:43,236 --> 00:35:44,569
Ballys down.

666
00:35:47,539 --> 00:35:49,474
Let's move. Go, go, go, go.

667
00:35:52,277 --> 00:35:53,278
[man 2] Shit.

668
00:35:53,713 --> 00:35:54,814
[man 3 laughs]

669
00:35:54,947 --> 00:35:57,750
Oh, my days.

670
00:35:58,316 --> 00:35:59,786
[man 1] Fucking hell.

671
00:36:00,418 --> 00:36:01,754
He said there'd be a bit of puff.

672
00:36:01,888 --> 00:36:03,355
[man 3] Yeah, they weren't joking.

673
00:36:04,857 --> 00:36:07,559
Oi, fellas. It's already packed.

674
00:36:07,693 --> 00:36:08,895
Let's not mess about.

675
00:36:09,028 --> 00:36:10,328
Let's load it up, boys.

676
00:36:11,130 --> 00:36:12,464
Who the fuck are you lot?

677
00:36:12,597 --> 00:36:14,399
[man 1] Fuck. Cover up.

678
00:36:14,967 --> 00:36:16,334
Do you know who owns this gaff?

679
00:36:16,736 --> 00:36:18,037
[man 1] We don't give a fuck.

680
00:36:18,537 --> 00:36:20,072
I think you got off on the wrong stop.

681
00:36:21,073 --> 00:36:22,407
Oi, Tezza!

682
00:36:22,541 --> 00:36:24,944
- [Tezza] What? - Fancy a row?

683
00:36:27,079 --> 00:36:28,346
Who are these jokers?

684
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:29,816
They want our gear.

685
00:36:30,482 --> 00:36:31,583
Marv!

686
00:36:32,584 --> 00:36:33,686
Who's this cunt?

687
00:36:34,253 --> 00:36:35,387
John!

688
00:36:36,454 --> 00:36:38,523
Oh, hello. It's Dad's Army.

689
00:36:38,658 --> 00:36:39,992
Oi, Frank.

690
00:36:41,459 --> 00:36:43,328
What's this? Teddy bears' picnic?

691
00:36:43,461 --> 00:36:45,031
[Frank] Oi, Mo!

692
00:36:46,464 --> 00:36:48,333
Any more rabbits in that warren?

693
00:36:48,466 --> 00:36:49,635
[man 1] You lads fancy a warm-up?

694
00:36:49,769 --> 00:36:50,970
[guard] Not for you Jelly Babies.

695
00:36:51,103 --> 00:36:52,305
[man 3] On three, lads.

696
00:36:52,939 --> 00:36:53,873
Three.

697
00:36:54,006 --> 00:36:55,574
[chattering]

698
00:36:55,708 --> 00:36:57,076
[boy 1] Hey!

699
00:36:57,210 --> 00:36:58,978
What? You wanna call him back, Granddad?

700
00:36:59,879 --> 00:37:01,080
- [blows] - Fuck!

701
00:37:01,681 --> 00:37:02,982
Boss, let me get two burgers on the stove.

702
00:37:03,115 --> 00:37:04,183
Get that quick, understand?

703
00:37:04,317 --> 00:37:06,118
And I want two chips as well.

704
00:37:06,252 --> 00:37:08,221
What is this smell of wee in here?

705
00:37:08,353 --> 00:37:09,521
[chattering stops]

706
00:37:10,488 --> 00:37:12,124
Who the fuck is this joke, man?

707
00:37:12,258 --> 00:37:13,860
Don't stand near me, son.

708
00:37:14,660 --> 00:37:17,230
You got your mouthwash muddled up with cat piss.

709
00:37:17,697 --> 00:37:20,532
Take two steps back and wait your turn.

710
00:37:20,666 --> 00:37:22,335
[boys chuckle]

711
00:37:23,135 --> 00:37:25,403
You better fuck off, old man, or I'll wet you.

712
00:37:25,537 --> 00:37:27,640
The only thing you can wet's your underpants, son.

713
00:37:27,940 --> 00:37:29,242
Now, back two steps.

714
00:37:29,809 --> 00:37:32,477
[boy 2] Trigger. That's you. Go on.

715
00:37:32,611 --> 00:37:34,247
- [boy 3] That's you. You're up, bruv. - [boy 1] Yeah?

716
00:37:34,379 --> 00:37:36,048
[boy 3] Do him. Fucking do him, lad.

717
00:37:36,182 --> 00:37:38,416
- [boy 1] Stick it in him, bruv. - [gasps]

718
00:37:38,550 --> 00:37:40,585
Now, if you're gonna stab, stab, Trigger.

719
00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:43,521
- Don't, you know, dance. - [customers chattering]

720
00:37:43,656 --> 00:37:45,858
What are yous, like a Four Tops tribute act or something?

721
00:37:46,391 --> 00:37:48,127
The Foreskins. The Redskins.

722
00:37:48,261 --> 00:37:50,029
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Here come the Indians.

723
00:37:50,162 --> 00:37:52,632
Bit of the old Northern Soul, is it, boys?

724
00:37:52,765 --> 00:37:55,268
Putting the gay back in Marvin Gaye.

725
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,870
I'm on fire over here, lads. Come on, I need some back and forth. Come on.

726
00:37:58,004 --> 00:38:00,572
What have you got for me? Now, make it quick. Make it funny.

727
00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:03,209
Fuck you.

728
00:38:03,910 --> 00:38:06,478
Jeez, that's disappointing. No, no, not that.

729
00:38:07,013 --> 00:38:08,814
Go again. Go again.

730
00:38:08,948 --> 00:38:11,516
Now, make it sharp. Cut me with it.

731
00:38:11,651 --> 00:38:13,252
- [boy 3] Fucking do him, laddie. - Come on.

732
00:38:13,386 --> 00:38:15,054
[boy 1] Yeah. Yeah.

733
00:38:15,187 --> 00:38:16,554
- [knife clinks] - Oh, shit!

734
00:38:16,689 --> 00:38:17,890
- Come on then, you dickhead. - [grunts]

735
00:38:18,925 --> 00:38:21,294
- [boy 1 groans] - [boy 2] My eyes!

736
00:38:21,894 --> 00:38:23,696
Yous are embarrassing yourself here, lads.

737
00:38:24,764 --> 00:38:27,266
Kids stab, girls shoot, boys punch.

738
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:30,369
Grown-ups fight with their heads. That's where the real battle is.

739
00:38:30,502 --> 00:38:32,104
Up here, in the gray.

740
00:38:32,238 --> 00:38:33,773
[boy 2] He sparked me out, bruv.

741
00:38:34,073 --> 00:38:36,642
Now, wake up, lads. Life's quick, you're slow.

742
00:38:36,776 --> 00:38:38,476
Life's hard on a bone top.

743
00:38:39,412 --> 00:38:41,847
Come on down the gym. We'll see what we can do with yous.

744
00:38:44,083 --> 00:38:47,253
Hang on. Are you the coach?

745
00:38:48,586 --> 00:38:51,791
- [boy 2 sniffs] - [phone ringing]

746
00:38:51,924 --> 00:38:53,426
Coach, it's Ernie.

747
00:38:53,993 --> 00:38:57,296
Shit. It's the fucking coach, bro. It's the fucking coach.

748
00:38:57,430 --> 00:38:59,031
Ernie, what is it?

749
00:38:59,165 --> 00:39:00,700
[Ernie over phone] Ball's in the back of the net.

750
00:39:01,634 --> 00:39:04,804
We've rung the bell here and we're gonna include you, because you're our mentor.

751
00:39:04,937 --> 00:39:07,605
I don't know what you're talking about, but I don't like the sound of it.

752
00:39:07,740 --> 00:39:11,444
- We've landed a load of sticky bush. - Listen to me, now, Ernie.

753
00:39:11,576 --> 00:39:13,511
Walk away.

754
00:39:13,646 --> 00:39:15,715
It's too late. We're at the gym now unloading the van.

755
00:39:15,848 --> 00:39:17,083
You took my van?

756
00:39:17,750 --> 00:39:19,819
Wait there. I'll be back in ten minutes.

757
00:39:20,618 --> 00:39:23,422
I'm sorry to intrude, but I think you need to see this, boss.

758
00:39:26,225 --> 00:39:29,362
- [hip-hop song plays] - ♪ Man don't have to Take off the door ♪

759
00:39:29,494 --> 00:39:31,529
♪ Pull up in a dinger Straight through The hole in the floor ♪

760
00:39:31,664 --> 00:39:33,866
♪ We're the Toddlers Don't know what you thought ♪

761
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,468
♪ By the end of the night You'll be picking up Your jaw ♪

762
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:36,969
♪ Plants Not ten or twenty ♪

763
00:39:37,103 --> 00:39:38,938
It's Eggs Benny, 'cause I never get cracked.

764
00:39:40,072 --> 00:39:41,841
♪ Man's egg got cracked And his legs went jelly ♪

765
00:39:42,607 --> 00:39:44,810
♪ Just know that We're leaving the room With every last penny ♪

766
00:39:44,944 --> 00:39:46,712
They call me Ghost, 'cause you never see me coming.

767
00:39:46,846 --> 00:39:48,714
♪ Just know it's over When you see ghosts ♪

768
00:39:48,848 --> 00:39:50,983
♪ Spinning back kick Might take off your nose ♪

769
00:39:51,117 --> 00:39:53,419
♪ Man don't want that smoke Big elbow to The top of the dome ♪

770
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:57,156
My name's Ernie. 'Cause the left hand's fast and the right hand's sturdy.

771
00:39:57,289 --> 00:39:59,658
♪ The left hand's fast And the right hand's sturdy ♪

772
00:39:59,792 --> 00:40:01,694
♪ You know I've been Bad from early, your little Headlock can't hurt me ♪

773
00:40:01,827 --> 00:40:03,496
- ♪ I'm fighting dirty ♪ - Jim.

774
00:40:03,629 --> 00:40:05,398
♪ Jim, Jim The Iron Chin ♪

775
00:40:05,530 --> 00:40:07,233
♪ You already know Man can't fuck with him ♪

776
00:40:07,366 --> 00:40:09,268
♪ When it comes to This fighting thing ♪

777
00:40:09,402 --> 00:40:10,903
♪ Man'll head-butt him Put in the double-leg takedown ♪

778
00:40:11,037 --> 00:40:12,338
Why are we watching fight porn, Ray?

779
00:40:13,172 --> 00:40:15,540
Because it's fight porn at one of my farms.

780
00:40:15,674 --> 00:40:18,010
♪ We're the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪

781
00:40:18,144 --> 00:40:20,413
♪ Just know that we come from The bottom of the slum And we're hungry ♪

782
00:40:20,545 --> 00:40:23,082
♪ Means we're coming For the crumbs And we're like a tax man ♪

783
00:40:23,215 --> 00:40:24,549
♪ 'Cause we're coming For your funds, bang, bang You see us in a gang ♪

784
00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:26,652
[hip-hop music continues]

785
00:40:28,521 --> 00:40:30,256
- Coach. - Jim, put that shit out.

786
00:40:30,389 --> 00:40:32,091
- I've only just... - Jim, into the office.

787
00:40:32,458 --> 00:40:34,559
Benny, put down that box of scorpions. Follow Jim.

788
00:40:34,693 --> 00:40:36,195
It weren't my idea, Coach.

789
00:40:37,797 --> 00:40:39,198
Oh, shit.

790
00:40:39,331 --> 00:40:41,233
Mal, what the fuck did you do to your nose?

791
00:40:41,367 --> 00:40:42,701
You have a fight in a week, man.

792
00:40:42,835 --> 00:40:44,070
Looks a lot worse than what it is.

793
00:40:44,203 --> 00:40:45,738
- I'm a hundred percent. - Yeah?

794
00:40:47,773 --> 00:40:49,308
[man 1] Two thousand hits!

795
00:40:49,442 --> 00:40:50,709
Oh, my days!

796
00:40:51,043 --> 00:40:53,879
I look mad in this. The lighting is banging.

797
00:40:54,914 --> 00:40:57,216
♪ Put it on the net Do you wanna bet? It will do a million a set ♪

798
00:40:57,349 --> 00:41:00,920
♪ That's it Boxes of bush All buds, no dust ♪

799
00:41:01,619 --> 00:41:04,323
♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪

800
00:41:05,257 --> 00:41:08,127
♪ Boxes of bush All buds, no dust ♪

801
00:41:08,694 --> 00:41:10,930
♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪

802
00:41:11,063 --> 00:41:13,566
Make sure you get the upper cut in. It looks gangsta.

803
00:41:13,933 --> 00:41:15,434
Is that what I think it is?

804
00:41:15,568 --> 00:41:18,204
[man 1] Yeah, but the best version of it.

805
00:41:18,337 --> 00:41:20,139
Tell me you didn't put that fight porn online.

806
00:41:20,272 --> 00:41:22,541
It's white hot, Coach. The hits.

807
00:41:22,675 --> 00:41:24,043
It's gone intergalactic.

808
00:41:24,176 --> 00:41:25,544
What was I thinking,

809
00:41:25,678 --> 00:41:27,646
leaving you kids alone unsupervised?

810
00:41:29,248 --> 00:41:31,383
Take it down. Now!

811
00:41:31,517 --> 00:41:33,786
I've gotta say, I was impressed.

812
00:41:33,919 --> 00:41:36,889
The way they fought? They're on point, guvnor.

813
00:41:37,356 --> 00:41:39,558
Whoever trained them knows what he's doing.

814
00:41:39,692 --> 00:41:40,993
Thank you. That's enough.

815
00:41:41,427 --> 00:41:43,162
- Well, I'm just saying. - Well, quit saying.

816
00:41:43,295 --> 00:41:44,763
Okay, thank you.

817
00:41:45,564 --> 00:41:48,501
No sooner do I entertain Matthew's offer to buy me out

818
00:41:48,634 --> 00:41:50,703
and reject Dry Eye's offer

819
00:41:51,403 --> 00:41:52,538
does one of my farms get raided.

820
00:41:52,671 --> 00:41:54,140
First time ever.

821
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,108
Doesn't feel like a coincidence, does it?

822
00:41:56,242 --> 00:41:58,310
It isn't. There's fuckery afoot.

823
00:41:59,245 --> 00:42:01,547
- How did they find it? - I don't know.

824
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:02,948
I'm making inquiries.

825
00:42:04,183 --> 00:42:05,818
What about Matthew?

826
00:42:05,951 --> 00:42:07,286
He's gonna need reassuring

827
00:42:07,419 --> 00:42:09,021
before he parts with 400 big ones.

828
00:42:09,155 --> 00:42:11,056
[Fletcher] So many questions unanswered, Ray.

829
00:42:11,190 --> 00:42:14,960
I mean, who'd be smart enough to find one of Mickey's farms?

830
00:42:15,094 --> 00:42:16,162
Apart from me, of course.

831
00:42:17,029 --> 00:42:20,966
And who would be bold enough to make such a move?

832
00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:24,003
Especially to film it all and then post it all online?

833
00:42:24,136 --> 00:42:27,706
Because that is really rubbing your face in it, isn't it?

834
00:42:28,507 --> 00:42:29,675
[Matthew] I'm here to help, Michael.

835
00:42:29,808 --> 00:42:32,278
I'm your friend, your ally,

836
00:42:32,411 --> 00:42:34,346
your Santa Claus for all seasons,

837
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:38,284
and I'd like you to know my team of elves can be very persuasive.

838
00:42:38,684 --> 00:42:42,388
Persuasive? And why would I need persuasive?

839
00:42:42,521 --> 00:42:45,891
Well, I hear you might have had a little trouble.

840
00:42:46,759 --> 00:42:48,827
Now, you helped me before when my source ran dry,

841
00:42:48,961 --> 00:42:51,397
so I'm just returning the favor and reminding you

842
00:42:51,530 --> 00:42:53,098
I have effectual friends.

843
00:42:53,232 --> 00:42:54,500
Elves?

844
00:42:55,067 --> 00:42:56,335
Elves?

845
00:42:56,468 --> 00:42:59,238
- Yes. You said elves. - Did I?

846
00:42:59,371 --> 00:43:00,406
Mm.

847
00:43:01,173 --> 00:43:04,678
No trouble over here, Matthew. No trouble at all.

848
00:43:07,413 --> 00:43:08,814
So we brought you a token.

849
00:43:08,948 --> 00:43:10,082
[Mickey] You did?

850
00:43:11,850 --> 00:43:15,554
And what might this be?

851
00:43:15,689 --> 00:43:19,091
It's a paperweight to keep down all the paper I'm about to give you.

852
00:43:19,225 --> 00:43:22,161
- Well, it looks like a gun. - And it's a paperweight.

853
00:43:22,294 --> 00:43:26,599
Seeing how in this country, unlike in our homeland, they're illegal.

854
00:43:26,732 --> 00:43:29,335
So is riding your bicycle at night without lights.

855
00:43:29,468 --> 00:43:31,070
Laws are there as a guideline.

856
00:43:31,203 --> 00:43:33,839
In France, it's illegal to call a pig Napoleon,

857
00:43:33,973 --> 00:43:35,341
but just try and stop me.

858
00:43:37,309 --> 00:43:39,511
I quite like it. You're very kind.

859
00:43:39,646 --> 00:43:42,181
- Thank you. - Hands across the sea.

860
00:43:42,314 --> 00:43:44,350
[Fletcher] Mickey calmed down the Jew

861
00:43:44,483 --> 00:43:46,085
and it seems the deal is still going ahead.

862
00:43:46,552 --> 00:43:50,122
But bad timing, jeopardizing deals, shutting down farms.

863
00:43:50,256 --> 00:43:54,293
It could be an expensive disaster if Mickey doesn't get this cleaned up.

864
00:43:54,728 --> 00:43:56,495
[man] Should I be scared?

865
00:43:57,796 --> 00:44:01,333
[Mickey] I don't think so, but I like to err on the side of caution.

866
00:44:01,467 --> 00:44:02,968
What does that mean?

867
00:44:03,102 --> 00:44:04,970
It means I'm going to have to close shop,

868
00:44:05,104 --> 00:44:08,173
shut this farm down and make it disappear.

869
00:44:08,607 --> 00:44:10,075
You might see a couple of trucks around here

870
00:44:10,209 --> 00:44:11,944
over the next few days, but that's it.

871
00:44:12,077 --> 00:44:14,179
Well, I'm not gonna pretend that missing out

872
00:44:14,313 --> 00:44:17,349
on a million pounds commission a year isn't going to hurt somewhat.

873
00:44:17,483 --> 00:44:19,084
The pain is being shared.

874
00:44:19,218 --> 00:44:22,621
Stolen product, loss of earnings meantime,

875
00:44:22,756 --> 00:44:25,824
the cost of shutting down, the expense of setting up elsewhere.

876
00:44:26,558 --> 00:44:28,427
It's funny, really, but it couldn't be worse timing.

877
00:44:28,762 --> 00:44:30,062
How so?

878
00:44:30,195 --> 00:44:31,430
I've ...

879
00:44:32,598 --> 00:44:34,900
I've just learned we need a whole new roof apparently.

880
00:44:35,034 --> 00:44:38,337
As I say, I'm as upset about this as you are.

881
00:44:42,941 --> 00:44:45,010
- Henry. - Mickey.

882
00:44:45,745 --> 00:44:49,581
[Fletcher] The toffs look after Mickey. Now Mickey looks after the toffs.

883
00:44:50,249 --> 00:44:52,786
But there's a lot of toffs to look after.

884
00:44:53,619 --> 00:44:55,621
- Henry. - [Fletcher] And when it rains...

885
00:44:55,755 --> 00:44:57,156
Let me take care of the roof.

886
00:44:57,289 --> 00:44:59,525
[Fletcher] ...it fucking pours.

887
00:45:00,025 --> 00:45:03,062
Now, there's only one thing that needs more looking after than a toff,

888
00:45:03,195 --> 00:45:05,665
and that is a toff's offspring.

889
00:45:05,799 --> 00:45:09,068
Which brings me neatly back to Big Dave's story,

890
00:45:09,201 --> 00:45:11,705
the very reason I'm sitting here sipping whiskey with you

891
00:45:11,837 --> 00:45:13,572
in the first fucking place.

892
00:45:13,707 --> 00:45:17,242
This is how Big Dave is gonna bring Mickey down,

893
00:45:17,376 --> 00:45:21,547
by using and abusing Lord Pressfield's much-beloved child.

894
00:45:21,681 --> 00:45:26,485
Lord Pressfield's daughter, the famous and talented Laura, all self-hate and harm,

895
00:45:26,618 --> 00:45:29,888
has fallen for this Power Noel's smacked-out dark charm,

896
00:45:30,022 --> 00:45:31,691
and I want the lot of them,

897
00:45:32,257 --> 00:45:35,060
especially that slimy little jam rag Pearson,

898
00:45:35,194 --> 00:45:37,731
in bed with a skint, discredited toff,

899
00:45:37,863 --> 00:45:41,567
and supplying gear to young and reckless rock-star royals,

900
00:45:41,701 --> 00:45:43,969
royals unbridled by distracted parents

901
00:45:44,103 --> 00:45:46,171
too busy skiing on the Swiss Alps to notice

902
00:45:46,305 --> 00:45:48,040
and too fucking stupid to care.

903
00:45:48,173 --> 00:45:50,876
[chuckles] I like it. You're good at this, boss.

904
00:45:51,009 --> 00:45:53,011
Yeah, I know what I'm good at, Hammy. Fuck off.

905
00:45:54,012 --> 00:45:58,584
Aristocratic, junkie, bulimic, auto-tuned singing daughter

906
00:45:58,718 --> 00:46:01,253
shacked up with some smacked-out, once-upon-a-time pop star,

907
00:46:01,387 --> 00:46:03,055
and all looked after by Mickey Pearson.

908
00:46:03,188 --> 00:46:06,191
I like it. You know, I like it a lot.

909
00:46:06,892 --> 00:46:08,560
We wrapped her in cotton wool.

910
00:46:08,695 --> 00:46:10,596
But she was our little Lor-la.

911
00:46:12,131 --> 00:46:15,000
Charlie called her that because she couldn't say Laura at first.

912
00:46:15,702 --> 00:46:17,403
We miss her terribly, Mickey.

913
00:46:18,504 --> 00:46:20,105
I've failed as a parent.

914
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:22,307
You mustn't keep beating yourself up, dear.

915
00:46:22,441 --> 00:46:25,310
Anne's right, Charles. You mustn't blame yourselves.

916
00:46:25,444 --> 00:46:27,346
It sounds as though Laura fell in with the wrong crowd

917
00:46:27,479 --> 00:46:29,948
at a time when she was particularly vulnerable.

918
00:46:30,082 --> 00:46:31,684
What more could we do?

919
00:46:32,918 --> 00:46:34,620
It's happened to so many of our friends.

920
00:46:34,754 --> 00:46:36,221
It's a curse.

921
00:46:37,556 --> 00:46:40,092
- Do you mind if I look into it? - So you'll help us?

922
00:46:41,728 --> 00:46:43,262
Let me see what I can do.

923
00:46:47,667 --> 00:46:49,636
You should get yourself one of these, boss.

924
00:46:49,769 --> 00:46:51,403
Well, that's the plan.

925
00:46:51,537 --> 00:46:53,038
Everything all right?

926
00:46:53,539 --> 00:46:54,874
You remember their daughter?

927
00:46:55,007 --> 00:46:56,942
Yeah, Laura. Nice girl. Good voice.

928
00:46:57,075 --> 00:47:00,612
Teeny sort of spunk-funk fuck pop. Shame about the habit.

929
00:47:00,747 --> 00:47:04,016
She's gone missing. They've asked us to find her, bring her home.

930
00:47:04,550 --> 00:47:05,517
Mm-hmm.

931
00:47:06,251 --> 00:47:07,754
Is that a problem?

932
00:47:07,887 --> 00:47:09,488
Well, I had a feeling you might ask me this, boss,

933
00:47:09,621 --> 00:47:11,190
so I did some due diligence.

934
00:47:11,323 --> 00:47:13,025
I know where she is and I don't like it.

935
00:47:13,158 --> 00:47:15,461
- I'd rather we didn't get involved. - Why not?

936
00:47:15,961 --> 00:47:17,963
[Raymond] She's on a South London council estate.

937
00:47:18,096 --> 00:47:20,365
- [Mickey] So? - It's out of our jurisdiction.

938
00:47:20,767 --> 00:47:22,802
There's too many moving parts, parts that we can't control.

939
00:47:22,936 --> 00:47:24,771
What if she doesn't wanna come? It's gonna get messy.

940
00:47:24,904 --> 00:47:27,606
Well, that may be true, but you're still doing it.

941
00:47:28,641 --> 00:47:29,975
I accept that.

942
00:47:31,143 --> 00:47:32,511
But can't you send Frazier instead?

943
00:47:32,645 --> 00:47:34,346
No, I can't send Frazier instead.

944
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:35,815
You're my best man. I want you.

945
00:47:35,949 --> 00:47:37,349
[sighs]

946
00:47:42,387 --> 00:47:43,989
It's just that I don't like smackies.

947
00:47:44,122 --> 00:47:46,158
It's the filth and the grime and the grub in the tub.

948
00:47:46,291 --> 00:47:49,194
I'm not asking your OCD to spend the weekend with them, Ray.

949
00:47:50,797 --> 00:47:52,364
Think of it as philanthropy.

950
00:47:53,833 --> 00:47:55,200
Come on, you're driving.

951
00:47:56,568 --> 00:47:58,537
No good deed goes unpunished.

952
00:47:58,671 --> 00:48:02,742
[chuckles] And this is where you have your moment, isn't it, Raymondo?

953
00:48:02,876 --> 00:48:04,543
This is where you step on stage

954
00:48:04,677 --> 00:48:07,012
and set the dominoes flying every-fucking-where.

955
00:48:08,146 --> 00:48:09,414
Meaning what?

956
00:48:09,548 --> 00:48:13,085
Meaning no good deed goes unpunished.

957
00:48:13,519 --> 00:48:14,888
Knock, knock-knock, knock, knock.

958
00:48:24,062 --> 00:48:25,364
Good morning.

959
00:48:26,198 --> 00:48:27,266
[man] Wrong door.

960
00:48:27,399 --> 00:48:28,567
[Raymond] Ah, ah, ah.

961
00:48:29,736 --> 00:48:33,138
My name is Raymond Smith.

962
00:48:34,139 --> 00:48:36,174
Can I step inside for a moment, please?

963
00:48:42,614 --> 00:48:44,149
How can I help you, Officer?

964
00:48:45,217 --> 00:48:48,420
I'm not the police. No, I just need a moment of your time.

965
00:48:48,554 --> 00:48:50,556
It's about Laura Pressfield.

966
00:48:51,958 --> 00:48:53,492
I don't know anyone of that name.

967
00:48:54,293 --> 00:48:56,595
It would be much easier for all parties concerned

968
00:48:56,729 --> 00:48:58,865
if I could just step inside for a moment.

969
00:48:59,632 --> 00:49:00,867
No, fuck off.

970
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,835
[boy 1] Jeez.

971
00:49:03,402 --> 00:49:04,871
[boy 2] That's a nice whip, bruv.

972
00:49:05,337 --> 00:49:07,539
Killer motor. It's a shame about them rims, though.

973
00:49:07,674 --> 00:49:08,975
[boy 2] Yeah, lend us the keys.

974
00:49:09,107 --> 00:49:10,944
Put some chrome twenty-twos on that.

975
00:49:11,076 --> 00:49:13,445
Hey, my man's got the Dessies and the bootcuts, you know.

976
00:49:13,579 --> 00:49:15,280
Deffo linking a jessie.

977
00:49:15,782 --> 00:49:16,950
[elevator bell dings]

978
00:49:18,183 --> 00:49:20,252
[muffled chattering]

979
00:49:30,063 --> 00:49:31,396
[man 1] What the fuck?

980
00:49:31,530 --> 00:49:33,498
[speakers: rock music playing]

981
00:49:33,633 --> 00:49:36,101
[chattering]

982
00:49:36,903 --> 00:49:39,438
- [man 1] What are you doing here? - [man 2] Now, now, now.

983
00:49:40,172 --> 00:49:42,742
- [man 1] Get the fuck out. - Now, now, now.

984
00:49:43,710 --> 00:49:45,912
[speakers: music continues playing]

985
00:49:48,180 --> 00:49:50,248
As you was, boys and girls.

986
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:02,629
Sit down.

987
00:50:07,599 --> 00:50:08,801
Thank you.

988
00:50:13,505 --> 00:50:15,607
Shall we have a little bit of fresh air?

989
00:50:16,776 --> 00:50:17,810
[music stops]

990
00:50:20,813 --> 00:50:22,949
Who the fuck are your mates, Brown?

991
00:50:23,082 --> 00:50:26,786
No need to get excited, young man. We will be gone in a few moments.

992
00:50:26,919 --> 00:50:29,488
No, no, no, you'll be gone before then. Get the fuck out now.

993
00:50:32,659 --> 00:50:34,861
I can be dangerous if I want to be. Get the fuck out now.

994
00:50:34,994 --> 00:50:38,765
Sit down, Power, before you get yourself into more trouble.

995
00:50:38,898 --> 00:50:41,299
How d'you know my name? How the fuck does he know my name?

996
00:50:41,433 --> 00:50:43,036
I know all your names.

997
00:50:43,736 --> 00:50:46,973
Apart from that little anomaly.

998
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:49,809
I know where you went to school.

999
00:50:50,810 --> 00:50:52,779
I know who your parents are.

1000
00:50:52,912 --> 00:50:57,449
And I know you'll suck a cock for a five-pound bag.

1001
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:02,955
Now sit.

1002
00:51:11,864 --> 00:51:14,867
Just so we're clear, I work for a man,

1003
00:51:15,534 --> 00:51:17,170
a powerful man.

1004
00:51:17,536 --> 00:51:18,503
Michael Pearson.

1005
00:51:18,638 --> 00:51:20,205
Ten points to you, Laura.

1006
00:51:20,338 --> 00:51:21,674
Who's Michael Pearson?

1007
00:51:22,041 --> 00:51:25,210
Friend of her father's. Runs London's puff game.

1008
00:51:25,343 --> 00:51:26,679
A big dick swinger.

1009
00:51:27,146 --> 00:51:28,513
What is your name, young man?

1010
00:51:29,481 --> 00:51:31,718
- Aslan. - And where are you from, Aslan?

1011
00:51:31,851 --> 00:51:33,786
You don't sound like one of the natives.

1012
00:51:34,386 --> 00:51:35,587
Disneyland.

1013
00:51:35,722 --> 00:51:37,289
Sounds about right.

1014
00:51:37,824 --> 00:51:39,558
Well, you are correct. He is a big dick swinger.

1015
00:51:39,692 --> 00:51:42,028
But I wouldn't want him to hear you say that.

1016
00:51:42,161 --> 00:51:45,898
It's best you forget what he apparently does for a living after we depart.

1017
00:51:46,733 --> 00:51:50,103
Now, Laura, your father's asked us to bring you home.

1018
00:51:50,235 --> 00:51:51,536
She's not going anywhere.

1019
00:52:00,913 --> 00:52:02,181
Do you mind if I sit?

1020
00:52:02,314 --> 00:52:03,548
Yes.

1021
00:52:13,525 --> 00:52:18,765
[sighs] I don't build a joint like the Americans and the new school...

1022
00:52:19,464 --> 00:52:23,236
back-strapping, jockstrapping, coke-wrapping, and all that bollocks.

1023
00:52:23,770 --> 00:52:26,739
I like a good old-fashioned 50-50 mix, me.

1024
00:52:27,206 --> 00:52:28,674
That's how we used to play.

1025
00:52:29,274 --> 00:52:31,077
If there's one thing I will never understand,

1026
00:52:31,210 --> 00:52:33,311
it's why you lot get addicted to heroin.

1027
00:52:33,913 --> 00:52:37,750
If there's one drug you should not chase, it is the dirty dragon.

1028
00:52:38,651 --> 00:52:40,186
Did you ever give it a spin, Bunny?

1029
00:52:40,318 --> 00:52:43,156
No, not me, Ray. I don't even puff anymore.

1030
00:52:43,288 --> 00:52:47,325
Of course not. Bunny likes the gym. You can probably see that.

1031
00:52:48,227 --> 00:52:51,164
- What are you benching these days? - Three wheels a side.

1032
00:52:52,064 --> 00:52:53,266
What about you, Brown?

1033
00:52:53,699 --> 00:52:56,903
What about me? [stammers] What could I lift?

1034
00:52:57,569 --> 00:53:00,273
You couldn't lift a wheel of cheese, you cunt.

1035
00:53:03,743 --> 00:53:04,977
Now...

1036
00:53:06,879 --> 00:53:08,781
if you wanna be naughty,

1037
00:53:08,915 --> 00:53:11,951
what happened to a little smoke and a poke and a glass of wine,

1038
00:53:12,084 --> 00:53:14,319
some Barry White, candles around the bath

1039
00:53:14,452 --> 00:53:15,988
and put your finger in the missus?

1040
00:53:16,789 --> 00:53:18,224
Who's Barry White?

1041
00:53:18,858 --> 00:53:20,293
[Bunny] Big black geezer.

1042
00:53:20,425 --> 00:53:21,694
Sexy voice.

1043
00:53:21,828 --> 00:53:23,629
I'm... I'm lost.

1044
00:53:23,763 --> 00:53:27,465
Am I in the bath with Barry White's finger in my missus?

1045
00:53:27,867 --> 00:53:31,971
Be quiet, Brown. You were lost long before Barry White walked in.

1046
00:53:43,883 --> 00:53:45,818
If you lot are unhappy,

1047
00:53:45,952 --> 00:53:48,486
you should share your thoughts with your friends.

1048
00:53:49,121 --> 00:53:52,357
Nice friends. Talk it out, find a positive solution.

1049
00:53:52,959 --> 00:53:57,029
But, no, all you lot choose squalor.

1050
00:53:57,997 --> 00:54:00,532
Drowning in your liberal white guilt.

1051
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:03,302
Sorry, what am I guilty of?

1052
00:54:03,435 --> 00:54:05,503
Being a cunt, Brown.

1053
00:54:06,839 --> 00:54:08,373
Being a cunt.

1054
00:54:09,842 --> 00:54:11,844
Anyway, I'm not your shrink.

1055
00:54:11,978 --> 00:54:14,180
I'm just trying to radiate some positive vibes man to man.

1056
00:54:14,313 --> 00:54:16,849
I mean, that's what this puff game used to be all about.

1057
00:54:20,319 --> 00:54:21,687
Anyway...

1058
00:54:23,856 --> 00:54:25,091
back to you, Laura,

1059
00:54:25,224 --> 00:54:28,393
queen in this here kingdom of shit.

1060
00:54:28,995 --> 00:54:32,865
A single rose in a cauldron of thorns.

1061
00:54:34,599 --> 00:54:36,235
Are you ready to turn the corner?

1062
00:54:37,236 --> 00:54:39,404
Open the curtains and let the light in?

1063
00:54:39,872 --> 00:54:42,775
Do your mum and dad a favor and try the impossible,

1064
00:54:43,376 --> 00:54:45,211
make yourself happy.

1065
00:54:51,516 --> 00:54:52,550
All right.

1066
00:54:53,252 --> 00:54:55,453
Fucking hell. That was easy.

1067
00:54:56,588 --> 00:54:58,190
All right, fantastic.

1068
00:54:58,324 --> 00:54:59,926
Well, in that case, Bunny,

1069
00:55:00,059 --> 00:55:02,194
will you help Laura with her things, please?

1070
00:55:02,328 --> 00:55:04,063
Incoming.

1071
00:55:04,196 --> 00:55:06,098
It's all right, Bunny. I don't really have anything.

1072
00:55:12,570 --> 00:55:14,273
It's a shithole anyway.

1073
00:55:17,643 --> 00:55:18,978
Don't go. Please, wait!

1074
00:55:20,079 --> 00:55:21,747
[grunts]

1075
00:55:21,881 --> 00:55:23,115
Sit down!

1076
00:55:25,084 --> 00:55:28,154
Touch me again, I'll cut your fucking arm off.

1077
00:55:28,287 --> 00:55:29,822
[panting]

1078
00:55:31,390 --> 00:55:33,426
It's all right, Bunny. Keep going.

1079
00:55:34,727 --> 00:55:38,097
I just will not be manhandled by a junkie cunt.

1080
00:55:42,401 --> 00:55:46,973
Dave, keep the kids in school for one minute.

1081
00:55:51,377 --> 00:55:53,245
[boy 1] My man probably wants to buy weed.

1082
00:55:53,379 --> 00:55:56,349
- What, da Loud Pack, boss? - [boy 2] Or the Purple Haze then.

1083
00:55:56,481 --> 00:55:58,483
[boy 3] My man just pulled out a donkey choker, bruv.

1084
00:55:58,616 --> 00:56:00,152
Keep your puff.

1085
00:56:00,820 --> 00:56:04,589
Buy yourself a sticky book and a packet of sweets.

1086
00:56:04,724 --> 00:56:05,825
[boy 2] All-in!

1087
00:56:07,126 --> 00:56:08,361
Now, now, now.

1088
00:56:09,462 --> 00:56:10,429
[Lion grunts]

1089
00:56:10,562 --> 00:56:12,098
You cunt.

1090
00:56:12,732 --> 00:56:14,300
[Brown] Fuck you! [grunts]

1091
00:56:14,433 --> 00:56:17,136
Hey, that is a naughty kettle, bruv.

1092
00:56:17,269 --> 00:56:18,536
Hey, what's the time, Mr. Wolf?

1093
00:56:18,671 --> 00:56:22,641
It's time for you to fuck off, lads.

1094
00:56:22,775 --> 00:56:25,311
- [Brown coughing] - [Power] Fucking hit him, Brown!

1095
00:56:25,444 --> 00:56:27,213
- [Dave grunts] - [Aslan screams]

1096
00:56:28,613 --> 00:56:31,117
Ah. He's bought you a gun.

1097
00:56:31,250 --> 00:56:33,252
That's a nice little gift.

1098
00:56:33,386 --> 00:56:35,654
Five years in prison all in one little box.

1099
00:56:35,788 --> 00:56:38,657
Oh, but that's not a gun, dear. That's a paperweight.

1100
00:56:38,791 --> 00:56:42,928
Course it is, along with a family of six baby bullets.

1101
00:56:44,130 --> 00:56:45,664
Guess we'll have to get rid of that.

1102
00:56:46,665 --> 00:56:48,701
- Hello, Ray. - Rosalind.

1103
00:56:49,068 --> 00:56:50,369
Sorry for the interruption.

1104
00:56:50,503 --> 00:56:52,004
What do you need, Ray?

1105
00:56:52,138 --> 00:56:54,640
Laura Pressfield has been returned home safely.

1106
00:57:01,380 --> 00:57:02,515
Good.

1107
00:57:05,051 --> 00:57:06,185
What else?

1108
00:57:07,219 --> 00:57:09,255
One of her associates had an accident.

1109
00:57:10,622 --> 00:57:13,092
- Shit. - He fell out of a window, boss.

1110
00:57:13,225 --> 00:57:14,559
What's the time, Mr. Wolf?

1111
00:57:14,693 --> 00:57:18,197
It's time for you to fuck off, lads.

1112
00:57:20,332 --> 00:57:21,566
[boy 1] Oh, shit.

1113
00:57:21,700 --> 00:57:23,302
Sounds like quite an extreme accident.

1114
00:57:23,436 --> 00:57:25,638
Yeah, it was more like a death, really.

1115
00:57:25,771 --> 00:57:27,139
[camera shutter clicking]

1116
00:57:27,273 --> 00:57:29,308
- Oh, shit. - [boy 2] Selfie, bruv!

1117
00:57:29,442 --> 00:57:30,575
So you killed someone?

1118
00:57:31,177 --> 00:57:33,245
No. It was the gravity that killed him.

1119
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:35,815
- Who was he? - Aslan.

1120
00:57:35,948 --> 00:57:38,250
Some Russian kid with tracks on his arms.

1121
00:57:38,384 --> 00:57:40,152
Russian kid? That doesn't sound good.

1122
00:57:40,286 --> 00:57:41,320
Anyone see you?

1123
00:57:41,454 --> 00:57:43,122
Little selfie? Selfie, bruv?

1124
00:57:43,255 --> 00:57:44,423
[Raymond] Shit.

1125
00:57:44,790 --> 00:57:46,826
Nothing was recorded. We left it clean.

1126
00:57:47,093 --> 00:57:49,462
- The body? - I've dealt with that.

1127
00:57:51,197 --> 00:57:53,732
- This is not ideal. - It is not.

1128
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:56,936
[Mickey] You can't be fooled by how those junkies dress.

1129
00:57:57,570 --> 00:58:00,706
- They went to schools, expensive schools. - Aslan.

1130
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:03,275
[Mickey] Their parents have money, lots of money.

1131
00:58:04,443 --> 00:58:06,445
And money can be a problem.

1132
00:58:07,947 --> 00:58:09,448
Shit.

1133
00:58:09,582 --> 00:58:12,318
I bet you told Mickey nothing about what happened.

1134
00:58:12,852 --> 00:58:16,055
You're fishing, Fletcher, because you've got no idea.

1135
00:58:16,188 --> 00:58:19,058
You're right, I am fishing.

1136
00:58:19,191 --> 00:58:23,262
Look at this. I'm fishing in my little baggie.

1137
00:58:24,296 --> 00:58:25,764
And what have I found?

1138
00:58:27,399 --> 00:58:28,467
Oh.

1139
00:58:28,601 --> 00:58:30,870
Thank you. Or should I say...

1140
00:58:31,770 --> 00:58:32,805
spasibo?

1141
00:58:33,172 --> 00:58:34,607
What's that young man doing?

1142
00:58:34,740 --> 00:58:36,575
Is he looking for something on the floor?

1143
00:58:37,076 --> 00:58:38,477
[Raymond] Frazier.

1144
00:58:39,111 --> 00:58:41,614
Lads, we're gonna need those phones.

1145
00:58:42,281 --> 00:58:44,049
Hey, run. Move, bruv. Move.

1146
00:58:44,183 --> 00:58:46,452
Bunny, get him. Fucking clean that up.

1147
00:58:46,952 --> 00:58:49,488
- [boy 2] Come on then, catch me, dickhead. - Little cunt.

1148
00:58:49,622 --> 00:58:51,457
- [camera shutter clicking] - [laughing]

1149
00:58:51,590 --> 00:58:54,059
["Shimmy Ya" by El Michels Affair plays]

1150
00:58:59,665 --> 00:59:02,334
[dogs barking]

1151
00:59:05,938 --> 00:59:08,174
♪ Shimmy shimmy ya Shimmy yam, shimmy yay ♪

1152
00:59:08,307 --> 00:59:10,543
♪ Gimme the mic So I can take it away ♪

1153
00:59:10,676 --> 00:59:13,012
♪ Shimmy shimmy ya Shimmy yam, shimmy yay ♪

1154
00:59:13,913 --> 00:59:15,214
Wanker!

1155
00:59:18,652 --> 00:59:20,319
[song fades]

1156
00:59:20,452 --> 00:59:23,222
What you saying now, fam? Huh? Now I've got backup.

1157
00:59:23,355 --> 00:59:24,790
[indistinct chatter]

1158
00:59:24,924 --> 00:59:27,026
You couldn't back up a phone, you cunt.

1159
00:59:27,393 --> 00:59:29,328
Bruv, this guy's trying to take my phone.

1160
00:59:29,461 --> 00:59:31,897
- [gang member 1] Fucking do him. - [gang member 2] Back the fuck up!

1161
00:59:32,031 --> 00:59:33,232
How you gonna talk your way out of this one, mate?

1162
00:59:33,365 --> 00:59:34,833
Easy, lads.

1163
00:59:36,168 --> 00:59:39,772
I'm sure you're all roadmen, gangsters,

1164
00:59:39,905 --> 00:59:43,175
proper naughty boys and all that bollocks.

1165
00:59:44,410 --> 00:59:46,612
But I come in peace.

1166
00:59:46,745 --> 00:59:48,247
[dog growling]

1167
00:59:48,380 --> 00:59:51,417
I'm not trying to steal it. I'm trying to buy it.

1168
00:59:52,751 --> 00:59:55,588
For good money. Honest money.

1169
00:59:56,755 --> 00:59:58,490
Yeah? What, this phone?

1170
01:00:01,026 --> 01:00:03,762
- How much? - A full bag.

1171
01:00:04,664 --> 01:00:08,400
Then I'll be gone, like the darkness at dawn.

1172
01:00:09,235 --> 01:00:12,204
How about you give us that bag and be gone anyway?

1173
01:00:19,211 --> 01:00:21,080
Stop fucking around, cunt.

1174
01:00:23,515 --> 01:00:27,419
Give me the phone and take the money.

1175
01:00:28,053 --> 01:00:30,222
Drop the fucking money and run, boy.

1176
01:00:30,956 --> 01:00:32,758
[dog barking]

1177
01:00:37,763 --> 01:00:38,797
Right.

1178
01:00:40,734 --> 01:00:43,637
- [gang member 1] Fuck! - [gang member 2] Move, move, move!

1179
01:00:45,371 --> 01:00:46,472
Now...

1180
01:00:47,906 --> 01:00:52,444
put the phone on the ground.

1181
01:01:01,620 --> 01:01:03,956
- Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta. - ["Shimmy Ya" plays]

1182
01:01:04,089 --> 01:01:08,327
♪ Wu-tang, Wu-tang Wu-tang, Wu-tang ♪

1183
01:01:08,460 --> 01:01:12,398
♪ Wu-tang, Wu-tang, Wu-tang ♪

1184
01:01:12,531 --> 01:01:14,133
[song fades]

1185
01:01:14,266 --> 01:01:16,902
- [boy] Fucking prick. - What are you doing, Dave?

1186
01:01:17,269 --> 01:01:20,439
- [Dave] It's on him somewhere. - I'm trying. Just give me a second. Fuck.

1187
01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:21,607
[boy grunts]

1188
01:01:21,741 --> 01:01:22,908
[Fletcher] Ray?

1189
01:01:23,275 --> 01:01:25,477
Can I use your toilet? Just a pee-pee?

1190
01:01:29,214 --> 01:01:31,517
Fletcher, shoes off inside.

1191
01:01:31,651 --> 01:01:33,552
Leave them by the door.

1192
01:01:33,687 --> 01:01:35,187
Yes, Mommy.

1193
01:01:35,321 --> 01:01:37,022
["Shimmy Ya" plays]

1194
01:01:37,156 --> 01:01:39,191
Come on, bruv. Where's your pace, brother?

1195
01:01:39,626 --> 01:01:41,193
You can do better than that. [laughs]

1196
01:01:41,327 --> 01:01:42,528
Wanker.

1197
01:01:43,195 --> 01:01:45,331
[Raymond] Come on, Bunny, stop fucking about.

1198
01:01:45,998 --> 01:01:48,500
Look at you sweat, bruv. [laughs]

1199
01:01:48,635 --> 01:01:50,804
Nearly there. Nearly there. Nearly there.

1200
01:01:50,936 --> 01:01:53,539
[laughs] Lift those legs up. Come on, bro.

1201
01:01:53,673 --> 01:01:55,474
You should have brought your running shoes today, bro.

1202
01:01:55,607 --> 01:01:56,842
Trying out for the Olympics, are we?

1203
01:01:57,176 --> 01:01:59,578
It's fucking Usain Bolt. Come on, Usain.

1204
01:01:59,945 --> 01:02:01,681
[groans, grunts]

1205
01:02:01,815 --> 01:02:03,482
[song ends]

1206
01:02:05,617 --> 01:02:07,219
[women shouting, faint]

1207
01:02:08,187 --> 01:02:11,023
[pants, groans]

1208
01:02:12,424 --> 01:02:13,459
Phone.

1209
01:02:14,794 --> 01:02:17,229
[camera shutter clicking]

1210
01:02:17,363 --> 01:02:19,298
[sirens blaring in distance]

1211
01:02:20,032 --> 01:02:21,066
[exhales]

1212
01:02:22,702 --> 01:02:24,036
Sorry about that.

1213
01:02:26,605 --> 01:02:28,006
Can I go home now?

1214
01:02:28,140 --> 01:02:30,943
Course you can, darling. Course you can.

1215
01:02:31,477 --> 01:02:32,712
[toilet flushes]

1216
01:02:39,985 --> 01:02:42,287
[clock ticking]

1217
01:02:45,859 --> 01:02:47,459
[clock chimes]

1218
01:02:51,865 --> 01:02:53,031
Is there a problem here, Ray?

1219
01:02:53,165 --> 01:02:54,466
I don't know.

1220
01:02:55,601 --> 01:02:57,202
Is there a problem here, Fletcher?

1221
01:02:58,103 --> 01:02:59,905
I see no problem at all.

1222
01:03:01,775 --> 01:03:03,542
I forgot to wash my hands.

1223
01:03:05,244 --> 01:03:06,713
Next time call first.

1224
01:03:06,846 --> 01:03:08,247
Sorry, guv.

1225
01:03:09,749 --> 01:03:11,583
And you haven't heard a whisper?

1226
01:03:11,718 --> 01:03:13,585
How can so much bush go missing and nobody know nothing?

1227
01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:16,088
[man over phone] Ah, I've heard nothing, Coach, honestly.

1228
01:03:16,221 --> 01:03:18,056
Nothing on the street. But you know what?

1229
01:03:18,190 --> 01:03:20,058
There is this geezer called Mickey Pearson.

1230
01:03:20,192 --> 01:03:22,261
- Who the fuck is Mickey Pearson? - Ah, you know him.

1231
01:03:22,394 --> 01:03:24,296
He runs the bush game. He's a horrible cunt.

1232
01:03:24,430 --> 01:03:26,465
You don't wanna step on his toes.

1233
01:03:26,598 --> 01:03:28,701
But there's no way your lads jimmied their way into his car,

1234
01:03:28,835 --> 01:03:30,469
so I wouldn't concern yourself with that.

1235
01:03:30,602 --> 01:03:32,271
All right, you know where to find me, Chasa.

1236
01:03:32,404 --> 01:03:33,640
Keep your ear to the ground.

1237
01:03:33,773 --> 01:03:35,374
Primetime, in you get.

1238
01:03:35,507 --> 01:03:36,975
[Primetime exhaling]

1239
01:03:37,109 --> 01:03:38,310
Ernie.

1240
01:03:39,478 --> 01:03:40,946
Did you get that Chinese fella's name?

1241
01:03:41,079 --> 01:03:42,181
- Phuc. - What?

1242
01:03:42,314 --> 01:03:43,949
Phuc, like "fuck" with a "Ph."

1243
01:03:44,082 --> 01:03:46,418
Don't get street with me, Ernie. Where does he live?

1244
01:03:46,552 --> 01:03:48,688
- Posh part of Croydon. - Drop the rope.

1245
01:03:48,822 --> 01:03:50,456
There is no posh part of Croydon.

1246
01:03:50,890 --> 01:03:54,661
- It's comparative, innit? - Oi, Ernie, what are you doing?

1247
01:03:54,794 --> 01:03:56,295
Why aren't you training, you black cunt?

1248
01:03:56,830 --> 01:03:58,096
I'm on my own here.

1249
01:04:00,265 --> 01:04:01,701
Did he just call me a black cunt?

1250
01:04:02,134 --> 01:04:04,637
- Yes, he did. - He can't do that. That's racist.

1251
01:04:04,771 --> 01:04:07,573
But, you are black and you are a cunt, Ernie. Those are the facts.

1252
01:04:07,707 --> 01:04:09,575
I don't think Primetime cares what race you run in.

1253
01:04:10,209 --> 01:04:12,679
The fact that I'm black has nothing to do with the fact I'm a cunt.

1254
01:04:12,812 --> 01:04:15,013
He didn't say black people were cunts, Ernie.

1255
01:04:15,147 --> 01:04:17,149
He was being specific to you. One has nothing to do with the other.

1256
01:04:17,282 --> 01:04:18,852
And I'd go a step further, if I'm not mistaken,

1257
01:04:18,984 --> 01:04:20,986
and say it was a term of familiar affection.

1258
01:04:21,119 --> 01:04:23,790
Primetime's a Gypsy. I wouldn't call him a pikey cunt.

1259
01:04:23,923 --> 01:04:25,925
Why not? He might be very understanding.

1260
01:04:26,058 --> 01:04:27,493
Only if it comes from a place of love, of course.

1261
01:04:27,627 --> 01:04:29,261
Now, back to the issue at hand.

1262
01:04:29,394 --> 01:04:31,497
I need that Chinese geezer's address, okay?

1263
01:04:31,631 --> 01:04:33,198
You'll have it by the morning, Coach.

1264
01:04:33,332 --> 01:04:35,167
- Good lad. - And, Coach...

1265
01:04:35,300 --> 01:04:36,870
- What? - I've got some good news.

1266
01:04:37,002 --> 01:04:39,338
- What? - I found out whose weed we took.

1267
01:04:41,206 --> 01:04:43,175
And now you fucking tell me!

1268
01:04:44,109 --> 01:04:45,511
Did I say stop?

1269
01:04:47,012 --> 01:04:49,682
Ernie, this is not the fucking time

1270
01:04:49,816 --> 01:04:51,918
to keep your cards close to your chest.

1271
01:04:53,018 --> 01:04:55,087
Just tell me his name isn't Mickey Pearson.

1272
01:04:55,220 --> 01:04:57,322
Blimey, Coach, are you a Gypsy too?

1273
01:04:57,456 --> 01:04:59,091
You been reading tea leaves, got a crystal ball?

1274
01:04:59,224 --> 01:05:01,360
That is not good news, Ernie.

1275
01:05:01,493 --> 01:05:05,063
Mickey Pearson is terrible news in the face of a violent and expensive debt.

1276
01:05:05,197 --> 01:05:07,232
[man speaking on TV, faint]

1277
01:05:14,106 --> 01:05:15,541
[Coach] I'm here to see your boss.

1278
01:05:16,074 --> 01:05:17,744
[door opens]

1279
01:05:22,649 --> 01:05:24,082
Feel free to talk.

1280
01:05:24,717 --> 01:05:26,686
I gather you're the consigliere of the outfit

1281
01:05:26,819 --> 01:05:29,488
that my boys were stupid enough to fuck around with.

1282
01:05:30,723 --> 01:05:34,359
On that note, I'd like to extend my apologies on their behalf.

1283
01:05:35,127 --> 01:05:36,729
My boys, they're naive,

1284
01:05:37,296 --> 01:05:39,331
they've had hard lives and they're just starting to come good,

1285
01:05:39,464 --> 01:05:42,367
but they're my lads, my responsibility,

1286
01:05:42,735 --> 01:05:44,904
so it's me that should be accountable for their actions.

1287
01:05:45,437 --> 01:05:49,107
Now, I can return your goods, but I can't return the inconvenience,

1288
01:05:49,241 --> 01:05:51,310
the time, the fucking headache.

1289
01:05:52,210 --> 01:05:57,316
And so I offer you my loyalty, my word, my time,

1290
01:05:57,750 --> 01:05:59,618
until that debt is settled.

1291
01:06:02,187 --> 01:06:06,291
I'll make amends, but just leave me lads alone.

1292
01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:11,698
First of all, I'm gonna need to know how your lads got the information

1293
01:06:11,831 --> 01:06:13,800
about where our farm was sited,

1294
01:06:14,199 --> 01:06:15,969
'cause that's not common knowledge.

1295
01:06:17,169 --> 01:06:21,373
Once we've overcome that little challenge, then we can talk.

1296
01:06:23,508 --> 01:06:25,645
Well, I can do better than that.

1297
01:06:25,778 --> 01:06:28,213
[man panting]

1298
01:06:33,151 --> 01:06:36,588
His name is Phuc, but it's spelled with a "Ph," so it sounds like "fu-uck."

1299
01:06:38,691 --> 01:06:40,258
So it's Phu-uc?

1300
01:06:40,392 --> 01:06:42,461
What? Yeah, something like that.

1301
01:06:42,594 --> 01:06:46,431
Anyway, he's the kid that gave us the skunk farm job. Do you know him?

1302
01:06:46,565 --> 01:06:49,468
Yeah, we've met before, haven't we, Phu-uc... Phuc?

1303
01:06:49,601 --> 01:06:50,670
That's the one. Phu-uc?

1304
01:06:50,803 --> 01:06:52,805
- Phuc. - Phuc.

1305
01:06:54,306 --> 01:06:55,440
All right.

1306
01:06:55,942 --> 01:06:57,644
Don't do anything stupid, now, son, right?

1307
01:06:58,276 --> 01:07:00,479
[gasping]

1308
01:07:00,612 --> 01:07:02,214
How did you know the location?

1309
01:07:02,347 --> 01:07:03,850
I need my inhaler. [gasps]

1310
01:07:03,983 --> 01:07:05,384
Yeah, in a minute.

1311
01:07:06,019 --> 01:07:09,154
I need you to tell me how you knew the location of our farm.

1312
01:07:10,355 --> 01:07:13,826
I've been trailing you for months. Dry Eye was given the address.

1313
01:07:14,794 --> 01:07:17,262
[panting] I can't breathe! I need it, please.

1314
01:07:17,396 --> 01:07:20,298
All right, Phuc. Calm the fu-uck down.

1315
01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:22,167
[groans]

1316
01:07:22,835 --> 01:07:25,437
Right, here, steady yourself. For fuck's sake.

1317
01:07:27,406 --> 01:07:28,808
Sort him out.

1318
01:07:29,441 --> 01:07:31,144
- [Phuc coughs] - [Coach] All right.

1319
01:07:31,276 --> 01:07:32,477
[coughing]

1320
01:07:32,611 --> 01:07:33,846
Here, here, look at me.

1321
01:07:34,513 --> 01:07:35,782
- You all right? - Yeah.

1322
01:07:35,915 --> 01:07:37,549
- Where's your inhaler? - There.

1323
01:07:39,118 --> 01:07:41,319
- Right, here, take a blim. - [inhales]

1324
01:07:41,453 --> 01:07:45,091
Now, good boy. There you go, son. You all right?

1325
01:07:48,027 --> 01:07:49,062
Fuck!

1326
01:07:50,163 --> 01:07:51,229
No, stop, don't!

1327
01:07:51,363 --> 01:07:52,665
[Phuc screams]

1328
01:07:52,799 --> 01:07:54,667
[Phuc panting]

1329
01:07:59,038 --> 01:08:02,041
Fuck's sake, Ray. You need to invest in some parachutes.

1330
01:08:02,474 --> 01:08:04,177
There's a pattern emerging here.

1331
01:08:04,309 --> 01:08:05,678
I'm sorry, boss.

1332
01:08:05,812 --> 01:08:07,914
And who's this jumping Phuc boy, anyway?

1333
01:08:08,047 --> 01:08:10,549
- It's Dry Eye's man. - You mean Lord George's man.

1334
01:08:11,084 --> 01:08:14,619
It could just be Dry Eye's doing. He's been getting bold lately.

1335
01:08:14,754 --> 01:08:18,091
Yeah. Well, they still all work for Lord George.

1336
01:08:19,291 --> 01:08:20,993
I'm gonna take care of this one myself.

1337
01:08:21,127 --> 01:08:23,062
- [sizzling] - [dishes clanking]

1338
01:08:23,196 --> 01:08:25,230
[people chattering in Chinese]

1339
01:08:35,174 --> 01:08:37,710
[announcer speaking Chinese]

1340
01:08:39,846 --> 01:08:41,681
[announcer continues in Chinese]

1341
01:08:41,814 --> 01:08:43,515
- [door opens] - [chimes jingle]

1342
01:08:49,055 --> 01:08:50,156
Lord George.

1343
01:08:50,757 --> 01:08:52,125
Mr. Pearson.

1344
01:08:53,592 --> 01:08:55,094
And to what do I owe?

1345
01:09:03,970 --> 01:09:05,171
[sighs]

1346
01:09:06,939 --> 01:09:08,007
What you watching?

1347
01:09:09,307 --> 01:09:10,810
I'm watching the telly.

1348
01:09:11,376 --> 01:09:13,112
What you watching on the telly?

1349
01:09:13,246 --> 01:09:15,748
I'm watching the horse racing.

1350
01:09:16,215 --> 01:09:19,652
Live satellite from Hong Kong.

1351
01:09:20,619 --> 01:09:22,221
My only vice.

1352
01:09:22,354 --> 01:09:24,724
Well, that's not strictly true, is it?

1353
01:09:25,224 --> 01:09:26,893
Meaning?

1354
01:09:27,026 --> 01:09:30,495
Meaning I've always taken vice to be the definition

1355
01:09:30,630 --> 01:09:33,598
of any criminal activity or wicked behavior

1356
01:09:33,733 --> 01:09:36,501
involving prostitution, pornography or drugs,

1357
01:09:36,636 --> 01:09:38,905
so, no...

1358
01:09:39,972 --> 01:09:43,276
racing is definitely not your only vice, your lordship.

1359
01:09:43,408 --> 01:09:46,344
I'd say you're eyebrows deep in every vice known to man.

1360
01:09:46,478 --> 01:09:48,580
- There is a difference. - Being?

1361
01:09:49,215 --> 01:09:55,554
I facilitate. I don't participate in any of the aforementioned vices.

1362
01:09:58,124 --> 01:09:59,225
What about tea?

1363
01:10:08,701 --> 01:10:09,869
[sighs]

1364
01:10:10,002 --> 01:10:11,369
What about tea?

1365
01:10:11,503 --> 01:10:14,640
Well, that too is a vice.

1366
01:10:15,641 --> 01:10:17,509
Caffeine is a drug, don't you know?

1367
01:10:17,643 --> 01:10:21,479
So is that what you're here to talk to me about? Tea?

1368
01:10:21,613 --> 01:10:25,417
Sweet Mary Jane is my vice of choice, as you well know.

1369
01:10:25,852 --> 01:10:29,121
Of course, I'm addicted to selling it, not consuming it.

1370
01:10:29,487 --> 01:10:32,725
I specifically chose to deal in marijuana.

1371
01:10:33,159 --> 01:10:35,061
Sure, I could see there was more to be made

1372
01:10:35,194 --> 01:10:38,798
in shifting the white or the brown powder, as you so chose,

1373
01:10:38,931 --> 01:10:43,468
but, you see, my jam, it doesn't kill anyone,

1374
01:10:43,870 --> 01:10:45,570
and I like that.

1375
01:10:47,974 --> 01:10:49,642
While your poison...

1376
01:10:50,810 --> 01:10:55,447
is and always has been a destroyer of worlds.

1377
01:11:03,656 --> 01:11:08,728
So, yes, your facilitation is most definitely participation.

1378
01:11:18,905 --> 01:11:21,941
But I'm not here to give you a sermon on situational ethics.

1379
01:11:22,540 --> 01:11:25,344
So why the fuck are you here?

1380
01:11:25,477 --> 01:11:26,779
[stomach gurgling]

1381
01:11:29,315 --> 01:11:30,615
[gags]

1382
01:11:32,218 --> 01:11:33,252
[groans]

1383
01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:44,596
You're starting a war with me, George,

1384
01:11:44,730 --> 01:11:46,431
and I'm trying to moonwalk with elegance here,

1385
01:11:46,564 --> 01:11:48,466
but I'm finding it very fucking difficult.

1386
01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:50,136
[Lord Pressfield] Laura!

1387
01:11:50,269 --> 01:11:51,938
[Lord George] I don't fuck around with puff.

1388
01:11:52,071 --> 01:11:54,106
You send your man Dry Eye around my place

1389
01:11:54,240 --> 01:11:56,075
to see if he can buy my business for a few beans.

1390
01:11:56,208 --> 01:11:57,276
Laura!

1391
01:11:59,477 --> 01:12:01,347
[Mickey] You didn't think I'd find out?

1392
01:12:01,479 --> 01:12:03,349
Having me followed for months?

1393
01:12:04,616 --> 01:12:06,919
- [Lord George choking] - Yeah. You crossed the line,

1394
01:12:07,053 --> 01:12:08,620
and that comes with a price.

1395
01:12:09,221 --> 01:12:11,157
You raided one of my locations.

1396
01:12:11,891 --> 01:12:13,659
You know the rules, George.

1397
01:12:14,459 --> 01:12:15,962
What the fuck were you thinking?

1398
01:12:16,095 --> 01:12:17,930
You raided one of my locations.

1399
01:12:18,064 --> 01:12:19,932
What the fuck were you thinking?

1400
01:12:20,299 --> 01:12:22,335
What the fuck were you thinking, George?

1401
01:12:33,478 --> 01:12:34,512
[exhales]

1402
01:12:36,082 --> 01:12:38,451
[sobbing]

1403
01:12:47,626 --> 01:12:49,128
[breathing heavily]

1404
01:12:49,261 --> 01:12:50,663
[exhales]

1405
01:12:51,596 --> 01:12:54,300
[Lord George chokes, gasps]

1406
01:12:58,603 --> 01:13:01,707
Should you try and undermine me,

1407
01:13:02,441 --> 01:13:05,177
or should you attempt to threaten my position again,

1408
01:13:05,311 --> 01:13:07,913
I will be forced to accept your call to arms.

1409
01:13:08,047 --> 01:13:09,248
Do you understand?

1410
01:13:09,382 --> 01:13:10,916
[breathing heavily]

1411
01:13:11,717 --> 01:13:12,818
Good.

1412
01:13:14,186 --> 01:13:17,857
Now, I can see you're feeling somewhat under the weather.

1413
01:13:18,357 --> 01:13:20,059
That's because I spiked your tea

1414
01:13:20,192 --> 01:13:22,995
with a nasty little parasitic genus called shigella.

1415
01:13:23,829 --> 01:13:27,333
Left unattended, you will shit yourself to death before the sun doth set.

1416
01:13:29,101 --> 01:13:31,070
I suggest taking two of these fizzy biscuits.

1417
01:13:33,538 --> 01:13:35,241
You'll be fine in an hour or two,

1418
01:13:35,841 --> 01:13:38,144
long enough to consider your past indiscretions.

1419
01:13:44,050 --> 01:13:47,753
And, George, if I can get to you in your own kitchen...

1420
01:13:49,388 --> 01:13:50,489
I can get to you anywhere.

1421
01:13:58,697 --> 01:14:01,367
- Did you do it? - Do what?

1422
01:14:01,500 --> 01:14:03,969
Did you raid Mickey Pearson's farm?

1423
01:14:04,103 --> 01:14:08,207
- No. - So you're telling me that Phuc did this behind your back.

1424
01:14:09,075 --> 01:14:11,844
Well, let's just say this. He didn't do it in front of it.

1425
01:14:12,610 --> 01:14:13,712
He did it without my blessing.

1426
01:14:13,846 --> 01:14:15,414
But you did go behind my back

1427
01:14:15,548 --> 01:14:17,316
and offer to buy his business.

1428
01:14:19,351 --> 01:14:21,987
Yeah. Yeah, I did.

1429
01:14:24,423 --> 01:14:26,659
Now, let me warn you the way you warn me.

1430
01:14:27,592 --> 01:14:31,464
There comes a point where the young succeed the old.

1431
01:14:32,565 --> 01:14:33,732
Don't push me.

1432
01:14:38,237 --> 01:14:39,872
There are some things I don't know about.

1433
01:14:40,005 --> 01:14:43,109
Something between Dry Eye and Lord George.

1434
01:14:43,242 --> 01:14:48,547
Now, whatever it was, someone killed Lord George.

1435
01:14:49,014 --> 01:14:53,452
Anyone else might think that was you or Mickey.

1436
01:14:55,921 --> 01:14:58,057
Shall we continue with our little story?

1437
01:14:59,725 --> 01:15:01,794
Does that arouse your interest, Raymond?

1438
01:15:02,428 --> 01:15:03,929
[Raymond] So Matthew knows Dry Eye.

1439
01:15:05,264 --> 01:15:07,299
- So what? - Well, yes, I agree.

1440
01:15:07,433 --> 01:15:08,801
Perhaps they were just meeting up

1441
01:15:08,934 --> 01:15:10,536
to talk about holidaying in the Maldives

1442
01:15:10,669 --> 01:15:14,507
or the long-term implications of leaving the EU.

1443
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:19,512
But I filmed it, had it lip-read, translated and transcribed.

1444
01:15:19,645 --> 01:15:22,615
Rather like the classic 1974 film The Conversation,

1445
01:15:22,748 --> 01:15:25,117
starring Gene Hackman and John Cazale.

1446
01:15:25,251 --> 01:15:28,554
You know, Coppola slipped that one out between the Godfathers.

1447
01:15:29,121 --> 01:15:31,457
It wasn't really for me. It's a bit boring, to be honest.

1448
01:15:31,590 --> 01:15:36,595
Now, can I just say, that Matthew, he's quite something, isn't he?

1449
01:15:36,729 --> 01:15:38,697
He's not your average American.

1450
01:15:38,831 --> 01:15:42,134
He's a Mr. International. Even speaks a bit of Cantonese.

1451
01:15:42,268 --> 01:15:47,641
Come here. You play Dry Eye and I shall be Matthew.

1452
01:15:49,241 --> 01:15:50,442
Come on.

1453
01:15:55,114 --> 01:15:57,883
All right. [sighs]

1454
01:15:59,118 --> 01:16:00,786
Try and get it in time with his lips, all right?

1455
01:16:00,920 --> 01:16:02,521
- Yeah, yeah. - Ready?

1456
01:16:03,622 --> 01:16:04,823
Roll camera. Action.

1457
01:16:04,957 --> 01:16:06,825
[crowd cheering]

1458
01:16:13,332 --> 01:16:15,501
[camera beeps, clicks]

1459
01:16:15,635 --> 01:16:18,037
[muffled chattering]

1460
01:16:18,170 --> 01:16:20,539
[Raymond] There was an incident. Lord George...

1461
01:16:20,674 --> 01:16:21,774
[Fletcher] Fuck's sake, Raymond.

1462
01:16:21,907 --> 01:16:23,442
It's a bit fucking wooden.

1463
01:16:23,576 --> 01:16:25,444
Put something into it, you know, a bit of welly.

1464
01:16:25,978 --> 01:16:27,413
And action.

1465
01:16:27,546 --> 01:16:28,914
There was an incident.

1466
01:16:29,048 --> 01:16:30,716
Lord George didn't come through it.

1467
01:16:30,849 --> 01:16:32,418
Didn't come through it?

1468
01:16:32,551 --> 01:16:34,920
The last thing you need to do is attract any octopus.

1469
01:16:35,054 --> 01:16:36,355
Octopus?

1470
01:16:37,623 --> 01:16:40,392
What does that mean? It's not a very good translation.

1471
01:16:40,526 --> 01:16:42,094
No, there's nothing wrong with the translation.

1472
01:16:42,228 --> 01:16:43,896
Matthew's not that fluent. And it's Cantonese.

1473
01:16:44,029 --> 01:16:45,564
Just go with it and fill in the blanks.

1474
01:16:45,699 --> 01:16:47,032
And action.

1475
01:16:47,667 --> 01:16:49,735
[Raymond] It's all on Michael. He's to blame.

1476
01:16:50,502 --> 01:16:51,904
[Fletcher] That is not a smart move.

1477
01:16:52,037 --> 01:16:54,006
Don't tell me what a smart move is.

1478
01:16:54,139 --> 01:16:55,274
[Fletcher] I beg for your pardon.

1479
01:16:55,407 --> 01:16:57,109
You heard me perfectly well.

1480
01:16:57,243 --> 01:16:59,778
There will be repercussions for Michael's actions.

1481
01:16:59,912 --> 01:17:01,547
You think you're running things, do you?

1482
01:17:02,047 --> 01:17:03,949
Don't stroke my mouse hair.

1483
01:17:05,217 --> 01:17:08,320
- What does "mouse hair" mean? - Yeah, I think what he means is don't jeopardize my deal,

1484
01:17:08,454 --> 01:17:10,289
but I admit that one's a bit of a googly.

1485
01:17:10,422 --> 01:17:12,091
Then Matthew loses it a bit

1486
01:17:12,224 --> 01:17:14,560
and his translation goes completely out of the window.

1487
01:17:14,694 --> 01:17:17,496
Something about springtime and sweaters.

1488
01:17:17,631 --> 01:17:19,131
I think what he means is he's upset.

1489
01:17:19,265 --> 01:17:20,634
And then Dry Eye says something,

1490
01:17:20,766 --> 01:17:22,268
but some cunt moved in front of me,

1491
01:17:22,401 --> 01:17:23,737
so I didn't get that either.

1492
01:17:23,869 --> 01:17:25,938
Your Cantonese is dog shit,

1493
01:17:26,071 --> 01:17:27,139
so I'm gonna say this in English

1494
01:17:27,273 --> 01:17:28,307
and I'm gonna say it once,

1495
01:17:28,440 --> 01:17:30,142
so listen to me, Rubenstein.

1496
01:17:32,712 --> 01:17:34,446
This is how it's gonna play out.

1497
01:17:35,814 --> 01:17:37,483
You're gonna back the fuck off...

1498
01:17:38,450 --> 01:17:40,152
and I'm gonna take it all.

1499
01:17:41,453 --> 01:17:44,189
And you will pay me my respect.

1500
01:17:45,291 --> 01:17:47,526
[Fletcher] And there you have it. That's all I've got.

1501
01:17:47,661 --> 01:17:50,496
Sorry. Show's over.

1502
01:17:50,630 --> 01:17:53,299
But I think it's quite clear

1503
01:17:53,432 --> 01:17:55,868
that they're not just mah-jongg partners, are they?

1504
01:17:56,435 --> 01:17:57,503
Mm?

1505
01:18:05,077 --> 01:18:07,513
Not all of that was clear, Fletcher.

1506
01:18:07,647 --> 01:18:09,281
I mean, according to you,

1507
01:18:09,415 --> 01:18:11,751
we already know Matthew wants to buy Michael out.

1508
01:18:12,786 --> 01:18:16,255
- So why is that news? - Oh, don't you worry, my darling.

1509
01:18:16,388 --> 01:18:18,190
We are gonna come to the news.

1510
01:18:18,891 --> 01:18:21,593
I'm approaching my climax.

1511
01:18:22,561 --> 01:18:24,930
[chattering]

1512
01:18:28,300 --> 01:18:29,601
Dry Eye.

1513
01:18:30,135 --> 01:18:33,439
I trust you will make Michael Pearson pay for this.

1514
01:18:34,306 --> 01:18:36,275
You are the dragon head now.

1515
01:18:36,408 --> 01:18:38,177
Solidify your position.

1516
01:18:39,646 --> 01:18:40,979
It will be done, Uncle.

1517
01:18:42,081 --> 01:18:44,950
[Fletcher] So Dry Eye got the upgrade he was after, didn't he, Raymond?

1518
01:18:45,084 --> 01:18:47,519
The question is, what was he gonna do with it

1519
01:18:47,654 --> 01:18:49,656
now that he's Billy Big Bollocks?

1520
01:18:49,789 --> 01:18:51,390
Give me ten minutes, Ray.

1521
01:18:52,524 --> 01:18:53,559
Boss.

1522
01:19:05,170 --> 01:19:07,339
["Cumberland Gap" by David Rawlings plays]

1523
01:19:07,473 --> 01:19:08,808
Hello, Rose.

1524
01:19:08,941 --> 01:19:10,943
It's date night tonight,

1525
01:19:11,076 --> 01:19:13,847
9:00 p.m., you and I, River Cafe.

1526
01:19:13,979 --> 01:19:16,248
Nine o'clock? I'll be there.

1527
01:19:16,783 --> 01:19:17,950
[door opens]

1528
01:19:20,052 --> 01:19:21,620
We're closed.

1529
01:19:21,755 --> 01:19:22,888
[man] Hang up.

1530
01:19:24,724 --> 01:19:25,759
No.

1531
01:19:26,325 --> 01:19:27,426
[man] Hang the fucking phone up.

1532
01:19:27,559 --> 01:19:28,594
Who's there?

1533
01:19:30,562 --> 01:19:32,097
Ros, who's there?

1534
01:19:32,431 --> 01:19:33,599
What you doing here, Dry Eye?

1535
01:19:33,733 --> 01:19:34,734
[gunshot]

1536
01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:36,135
[body thuds]

1537
01:19:36,268 --> 01:19:37,469
[chuckles]

1538
01:19:37,603 --> 01:19:39,438
It's warming up now, isn't it?

1539
01:19:39,571 --> 01:19:43,275
At this point, I'm guessing that you didn't even know

1540
01:19:43,409 --> 01:19:45,444
that Lord George was dead yet,

1541
01:19:45,577 --> 01:19:47,946
let alone what Dry Eye was up to.

1542
01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:50,549
Hello, Dry Eye. What do you want?

1543
01:19:51,350 --> 01:19:52,384
[phone beeps]

1544
01:19:53,986 --> 01:19:55,387
[sighs]

1545
01:20:02,961 --> 01:20:04,062
Fancy a boiled sweet?

1546
01:20:04,731 --> 01:20:07,266
- No. - Suit yourself.

1547
01:20:15,574 --> 01:20:16,910
Who the fuck was he?

1548
01:20:17,409 --> 01:20:19,211
[Fletcher] I'm not exactly sure what happened next,

1549
01:20:19,344 --> 01:20:21,781
because you two managed to give me the slip.

1550
01:20:21,915 --> 01:20:23,949
They got Rosalind. Call Roger.

1551
01:20:25,617 --> 01:20:27,821
Oh, goody. Another bottle. [chuckles]

1552
01:20:27,953 --> 01:20:30,088
Hold on. You were there?

1553
01:20:30,222 --> 01:20:32,324
[camera shutter clicking]

1554
01:20:32,792 --> 01:20:34,828
Yeah. Of course I was there.

1555
01:20:35,561 --> 01:20:38,932
He's not picking up. Maybe you should put your seat belt on.

1556
01:20:40,098 --> 01:20:42,100
Yeah, let me call Rosalind. Let me do it.

1557
01:20:42,401 --> 01:20:43,469
[car horn honks]

1558
01:20:43,602 --> 01:20:45,772
I got it. Just watch the road.

1559
01:20:46,605 --> 01:20:48,440
- [phone ringing] - Now, Rosalind, don't be alarmed,

1560
01:20:48,574 --> 01:20:50,275
but you're gonna come with me

1561
01:20:50,409 --> 01:20:52,645
until I can resolve all these issues with your husband.

1562
01:20:53,412 --> 01:20:54,814
I'm not going anywhere.

1563
01:20:55,614 --> 01:20:57,483
She's not picking up. It's just ringing.

1564
01:20:57,616 --> 01:21:00,419
- Fuck. - We could just slow down a little bit.

1565
01:21:02,254 --> 01:21:03,622
Fuck!

1566
01:21:11,631 --> 01:21:12,665
[gasps]

1567
01:21:18,337 --> 01:21:19,973
[Dry Eye] You know how it works.

1568
01:21:20,673 --> 01:21:24,176
You either come with me or Tony here is gonna make you come with me.

1569
01:21:24,309 --> 01:21:27,012
You're in my office under my roof.

1570
01:21:27,145 --> 01:21:28,915
It's not your position for Tony to do anything

1571
01:21:29,047 --> 01:21:31,383
other than to fuck off back from whence he came.

1572
01:21:31,517 --> 01:21:33,151
- [Tony chuckles] - Tony.

1573
01:21:35,320 --> 01:21:37,724
What's that? Is that a paperweight?

1574
01:21:37,857 --> 01:21:41,360
Funny you should say that. Turns out anything with weight can be a paperweight.

1575
01:21:41,493 --> 01:21:43,663
- What are you gonna do with it? - Well, that's up to you, isn't it?

1576
01:21:43,796 --> 01:21:46,164
Either you do as I tell you to and use the door,

1577
01:21:46,298 --> 01:21:48,701
or I'm gonna shoot fat Tony right between the eyes.

1578
01:21:48,835 --> 01:21:50,837
You see, this gun's only got two bullets,

1579
01:21:50,970 --> 01:21:53,405
so I'm not gonna fuck about illustrating its significance.

1580
01:21:53,539 --> 01:21:55,274
You're gonna have to trust me on that.

1581
01:21:55,407 --> 01:21:57,209
The alternative is a little bit absolute.

1582
01:21:58,477 --> 01:22:00,379
I'm gonna have to check your grammar on that.

1583
01:22:00,847 --> 01:22:03,016
It can't be just a little bit absolute.

1584
01:22:03,148 --> 01:22:05,617
It either is or it isn't.

1585
01:22:05,752 --> 01:22:08,855
Whatever it is, I've lost my patience.

1586
01:22:08,988 --> 01:22:12,859
I'm telling you, I will squeeze this trigger and Tony will be no more.

1587
01:22:12,992 --> 01:22:14,861
- Tony. - [Tony exhales]

1588
01:22:16,228 --> 01:22:18,765
Listen to me, cunt. You take one step forward,

1589
01:22:18,898 --> 01:22:20,733
it'll be the last fucking step you ever take.

1590
01:22:20,867 --> 01:22:22,234
Tony, get on it.

1591
01:22:23,135 --> 01:22:24,169
[gasps]

1592
01:22:41,020 --> 01:22:42,354
[grunts]

1593
01:22:48,427 --> 01:22:49,929
[panting]

1594
01:22:57,569 --> 01:22:58,972
I fucking dare you.

1595
01:23:01,674 --> 01:23:02,775
Just calm down.

1596
01:23:03,876 --> 01:23:04,911
I'm leaving.

1597
01:23:12,584 --> 01:23:14,053
I guess that's your two bullets, eh?

1598
01:23:15,021 --> 01:23:16,321
Rosalind!

1599
01:23:16,622 --> 01:23:17,623
[Dry Eye shouts]

1600
01:23:17,757 --> 01:23:20,125
[both grunting]

1601
01:23:30,268 --> 01:23:31,638
Rosalind!

1602
01:23:33,171 --> 01:23:34,874
[Dry Eye grunts]

1603
01:23:38,143 --> 01:23:39,846
Stay fucking still!

1604
01:23:47,120 --> 01:23:48,054
Hello, babe.

1605
01:23:48,186 --> 01:23:49,354
[gasps]

1606
01:23:50,589 --> 01:23:52,624
[panting]

1607
01:23:53,592 --> 01:23:55,293
[shuddered breathing]

1608
01:24:00,867 --> 01:24:02,334
[body thuds]

1609
01:24:04,937 --> 01:24:06,005
Hello, love.

1610
01:24:06,673 --> 01:24:08,908
[Raymond] So you're basing your whole crescendo

1611
01:24:09,441 --> 01:24:11,077
on a figment of your imagination.

1612
01:24:11,209 --> 01:24:14,981
I'm basing my whole crescendo on the sum of its parts.

1613
01:24:15,114 --> 01:24:17,349
A few minor details aside, I wouldn't have any trouble at all

1614
01:24:17,482 --> 01:24:21,453
selling this juicy peach of a drama to Big Dave.

1615
01:24:21,586 --> 01:24:23,488
He'd cream his fucking panties.

1616
01:24:23,622 --> 01:24:26,291
You're too smart to be blackmailing us, Fletcher.

1617
01:24:26,425 --> 01:24:29,128
Yes, yes, and obviously I've taken precautionary measures.

1618
01:24:29,428 --> 01:24:32,832
[chuckles] You can do all kinds of horrible things to me if you want.

1619
01:24:33,331 --> 01:24:35,134
I might even enjoy them.

1620
01:24:35,267 --> 01:24:37,870
But you'd have to leave the country and never come back.

1621
01:24:38,004 --> 01:24:39,972
So is that the story over now, Fletcher?

1622
01:24:40,106 --> 01:24:43,810
All this, this whole buildup, was leading to this next part.

1623
01:24:43,943 --> 01:24:47,180
This is the news that you were asking about before.

1624
01:24:47,312 --> 01:24:48,748
Ready?

1625
01:24:49,347 --> 01:24:50,382
Matthew.

1626
01:24:51,216 --> 01:24:53,019
He's gonna need some people to run his business here

1627
01:24:53,152 --> 01:24:55,054
when he buys it from Michael, right?

1628
01:24:55,188 --> 01:24:57,990
He's gonna need a reliable pair of hands, someone like you.

1629
01:24:58,124 --> 01:25:00,093
Hmm. So why didn't he ask you, Raymond?

1630
01:25:00,225 --> 01:25:02,594
I don't know. It's none of my business.

1631
01:25:02,729 --> 01:25:04,262
Because, I'll tell you,

1632
01:25:04,897 --> 01:25:07,399
he already had someone earmarked for the role.

1633
01:25:08,201 --> 01:25:11,336
Dry Eye. He promised Dry Eye the job,

1634
01:25:11,470 --> 01:25:15,240
but only if Dry Eye helped drive down the price of Mickey's business.

1635
01:25:15,373 --> 01:25:19,746
You see, it was Matthew who told Dry Eye the location of Mickey's farm,

1636
01:25:19,879 --> 01:25:22,247
so he could steal his white widow super cheese

1637
01:25:22,380 --> 01:25:24,650
to cause ripples and reduce the market value.

1638
01:25:24,784 --> 01:25:27,452
And that is why Phuc, in turn,

1639
01:25:27,586 --> 01:25:31,824
got those juice-swilling, acne-backed muscle Marys to do the job.

1640
01:25:31,958 --> 01:25:33,826
It was Matthew

1641
01:25:33,960 --> 01:25:36,729
who set this whole train of events off.

1642
01:25:37,529 --> 01:25:39,799
But what he did not plan on, you see...

1643
01:25:39,932 --> 01:25:41,634
Fuck you, you old cunt!

1644
01:25:41,768 --> 01:25:43,069
I'll piss on your grave.

1645
01:25:45,738 --> 01:25:47,339
...was Dry Eye...

1646
01:25:49,242 --> 01:25:50,475
killing Lord George.

1647
01:25:51,944 --> 01:25:55,580
Now, Dry Eye does not want to be subservient to Matthew anymore.

1648
01:25:55,715 --> 01:25:57,116
Doesn't wanna be subservient to anyone.

1649
01:25:57,250 --> 01:25:59,018
This is how it's gonna play out.

1650
01:25:59,152 --> 01:26:00,418
[crowd cheering, applauding]

1651
01:26:00,552 --> 01:26:02,354
You're gonna back the fuck off

1652
01:26:02,889 --> 01:26:04,857
and I'm gonna take it all.

1653
01:26:04,991 --> 01:26:08,694
Dry Eye likes the smell of power and does not like Matthew.

1654
01:26:08,828 --> 01:26:13,199
So, the little dragon needed a gentle reminder of who was really running things.

1655
01:26:13,331 --> 01:26:15,367
You've been in this paddling pool for two minutes.

1656
01:26:15,500 --> 01:26:18,336
I've been swimming in the ocean with the sharks for 20 years.

1657
01:26:18,470 --> 01:26:21,040
I'll tell you how this plays out.

1658
01:26:21,774 --> 01:26:23,276
You will drown...

1659
01:26:24,409 --> 01:26:27,146
and then my Mossad crabs will eat you.

1660
01:26:27,280 --> 01:26:32,151
And this, my love, is why I want my hard-earned 20 million pounds.

1661
01:26:32,285 --> 01:26:38,323
Because not only do I know exactly how Mickey's business operates,

1662
01:26:38,456 --> 01:26:42,762
but I also know that the very man he's trying to sell it to

1663
01:26:42,895 --> 01:26:45,530
is trying to force him into selling it on the cheap

1664
01:26:45,665 --> 01:26:48,600
and has indirectly started a war.

1665
01:26:49,302 --> 01:26:52,638
So, you see, I think you should be calling me your trusted consigliere,

1666
01:26:53,605 --> 01:26:55,141
or your spy behind the lines,

1667
01:26:55,274 --> 01:26:59,278
your intellectual reconnaissance, if you prefer.

1668
01:27:00,780 --> 01:27:02,181
I'm impressed.

1669
01:27:03,415 --> 01:27:05,617
You certainly know more than I do.

1670
01:27:05,751 --> 01:27:08,486
I'm impressed not only by your information,

1671
01:27:08,620 --> 01:27:10,723
but by your imagination.

1672
01:27:11,489 --> 01:27:12,725
Thank you very much.

1673
01:27:15,328 --> 01:27:17,129
So you've got 72 hours.

1674
01:27:18,164 --> 01:27:21,366
And I would just reiterate that if anything happens to me,

1675
01:27:21,499 --> 01:27:23,836
I do have my insurance policy in place.

1676
01:27:24,303 --> 01:27:27,073
Everything will go to Big Dave, and from him to the public,

1677
01:27:27,206 --> 01:27:29,175
and you, my love, will go to Mars.

1678
01:27:29,308 --> 01:27:32,377
So, strong recommendation, just pay up

1679
01:27:32,510 --> 01:27:38,050
and watch me recede into the sunset blowing kisses, yes?

1680
01:27:41,087 --> 01:27:45,258
Well, then, time to use the door, you black bastard.

1681
01:27:45,390 --> 01:27:47,727
Well, that's just silly, isn't it, 'cause I'm not black.

1682
01:27:47,860 --> 01:27:50,730
No, but your fucking soul is, you dark cunt.

1683
01:27:52,932 --> 01:27:56,035
Now, out of my house, 'cause I'm going to bed.

1684
01:27:58,536 --> 01:28:00,039
Can I come with you?

1685
01:28:01,406 --> 01:28:05,443
No, but you can go smoke the exhaust pipe in the back of your hearse.

1686
01:28:07,113 --> 01:28:08,546
I might come anyway.

1687
01:28:10,116 --> 01:28:12,752
You'll just hear me scratching about in the dark,

1688
01:28:13,451 --> 01:28:15,221
wanking into a hanky.

1689
01:28:20,425 --> 01:28:22,962
All right, so, 20 million.

1690
01:28:24,096 --> 01:28:25,998
You've got 72 hours, starting now.

1691
01:28:26,933 --> 01:28:29,601
Ticktock, ticktock.

1692
01:28:31,137 --> 01:28:32,371
And I'm gone.

1693
01:28:35,408 --> 01:28:36,943
Ticktock.

1694
01:28:40,947 --> 01:28:42,648
Ticktock.

1695
01:28:42,782 --> 01:28:46,218
[door opens, closes]

1696
01:28:47,920 --> 01:28:50,957
[phone dialing, ringing]

1697
01:28:51,290 --> 01:28:52,258
[line clicks]

1698
01:28:52,391 --> 01:28:54,060
[Raymond] He's just left.

1699
01:28:54,193 --> 01:28:55,795
He thinks he's very clever.

1700
01:28:56,561 --> 01:28:57,997
Start with Big Dave.

1701
01:29:03,202 --> 01:29:05,304
Now, you keep this between you and me, Hammy,

1702
01:29:05,438 --> 01:29:08,007
but Fletcher's been in touch. He says he's got what we need.

1703
01:29:08,140 --> 01:29:10,608
Careful, boss. Fletcher's ass belongs to the highest bidder.

1704
01:29:10,743 --> 01:29:12,610
Yeah. He says he wants 150 grand.

1705
01:29:12,745 --> 01:29:15,114
But if it's proper, it's worth a whole week's exclusive.

1706
01:29:15,247 --> 01:29:16,514
Well, what does he have exactly?

1707
01:29:16,649 --> 01:29:18,084
He was just tickling me nuts,

1708
01:29:18,217 --> 01:29:19,517
but he says he wants to meet Saturday.

1709
01:29:19,652 --> 01:29:20,753
So keep it free.

1710
01:29:20,886 --> 01:29:23,022
[phone: musical ringtone]

1711
01:29:23,155 --> 01:29:24,522
Yeah, pronto.

1712
01:29:31,563 --> 01:29:34,200
Oi, you can't park there, mate. Move the van.

1713
01:29:34,333 --> 01:29:36,469
Don't worry, friend. We'll be gone in a minute.

1714
01:29:36,601 --> 01:29:38,804
We're not a newspaper. We're a blood sport.

1715
01:29:38,938 --> 01:29:40,572
Oi, Russ. Move the van.

1716
01:29:40,706 --> 01:29:42,241
I'm on it, boss.

1717
01:29:43,042 --> 01:29:44,677
Move it. Now.

1718
01:29:45,478 --> 01:29:48,580
- I said in a minute. - Oi, spunk bubble.

1719
01:29:48,714 --> 01:29:50,649
Get rid of the fucking van.

1720
01:29:50,783 --> 01:29:51,817
[Closes by]

1721
01:29:55,888 --> 01:29:59,225
I'm warning you, Russ does karate.

1722
01:30:03,829 --> 01:30:07,099
Careful, boys. Russ does karate.

1723
01:30:08,533 --> 01:30:10,936
Russ, if you know what's good for you,

1724
01:30:11,070 --> 01:30:13,039
get in the car now.

1725
01:30:14,073 --> 01:30:15,107
[exhales]

1726
01:30:16,509 --> 01:30:19,577
Sorry, boss. I'm only a blue belt.

1727
01:30:21,080 --> 01:30:22,515
You melt.

1728
01:30:24,050 --> 01:30:27,386
Now what? We're making a YouTube movie? Eh?

1729
01:30:28,087 --> 01:30:29,355
Break dancing?

1730
01:30:30,189 --> 01:30:33,426
I'm warning you. I'm fucking powerful.

1731
01:30:33,558 --> 01:30:36,695
We know all that. Why don't you tell us all about it in the back of the van?

1732
01:30:36,829 --> 01:30:39,865
[muttering] I'm not going. I'm not fucking... No!

1733
01:30:39,999 --> 01:30:41,867
[muttering] No.

1734
01:30:42,001 --> 01:30:43,669
[Ernie] Get him in there.

1735
01:30:46,472 --> 01:30:47,740
Unbelievable.

1736
01:30:52,678 --> 01:30:54,113
Well, well, well.

1737
01:30:55,848 --> 01:30:57,550
- [sighs] - [grunts]

1738
01:30:57,683 --> 01:30:59,752
You're all right, Big Dave. You're in safe hands now.

1739
01:30:59,885 --> 01:31:02,620
- No need to panic, okay? - Who are you?

1740
01:31:02,755 --> 01:31:04,589
Don't worry about that right now.

1741
01:31:05,758 --> 01:31:07,259
Look... [panting]

1742
01:31:07,393 --> 01:31:09,028
Look, whatever's gone on here,

1743
01:31:09,161 --> 01:31:10,729
I just need to get back to work.

1744
01:31:10,863 --> 01:31:12,765
If you let me go, I'll just forget all about it.

1745
01:31:12,898 --> 01:31:15,868
I'll have you back to work in short order, my friend.

1746
01:31:16,001 --> 01:31:17,303
Now, I believe you're a reporter.

1747
01:31:18,737 --> 01:31:20,605
And there's something I wanna report to you.

1748
01:31:20,739 --> 01:31:22,775
Now, it seems for this brief moment in time

1749
01:31:22,908 --> 01:31:25,111
I've found my way into the film business,

1750
01:31:25,244 --> 01:31:29,949
and last night I made a film with an impressively sized farmyard pig.

1751
01:31:33,953 --> 01:31:36,422
Morning, sir. Two cups of tea.

1752
01:31:36,555 --> 01:31:39,091
One with sugar, one without.

1753
01:31:39,225 --> 01:31:41,193
All right, lads, go on, give us a minute.

1754
01:31:42,061 --> 01:31:43,629
[snorting]

1755
01:31:44,063 --> 01:31:45,998
[Coach] There are some wet wipes there over your shoulder.

1756
01:31:46,132 --> 01:31:48,534
Your clothes are neatly folded there on the bench.

1757
01:31:48,667 --> 01:31:52,304
Now, in due course, you're gonna press the space bar on this computer

1758
01:31:52,438 --> 01:31:55,941
and you're gonna witness your participation in said film.

1759
01:31:56,075 --> 01:31:59,478
Now, that little drug we gave you last night really...

1760
01:32:01,147 --> 01:32:02,882
loosened up your inhibitions, man.

1761
01:32:03,616 --> 01:32:07,119
The only thing you'll need to do to stop this little creative expression

1762
01:32:07,253 --> 01:32:09,722
from becoming a social media sensation

1763
01:32:09,855 --> 01:32:12,691
is lose any interest you have in the future of Mickey Pearson.

1764
01:32:14,093 --> 01:32:15,995
I'm gonna leave you now to clean yourself up.

1765
01:32:17,930 --> 01:32:19,532
Space bar, yeah? Have a hot drink as well.

1766
01:32:19,665 --> 01:32:21,700
It might make you feel a little bit better.

1767
01:32:21,834 --> 01:32:23,569
It was a fucking rough night for you.

1768
01:32:25,371 --> 01:32:26,972
- [door opens] - Enjoy the show.

1769
01:32:27,773 --> 01:32:28,807
[door closes]

1770
01:32:33,445 --> 01:32:37,583
[children singing on video] ♪ Old MacDonald Had a farm, e-i-e-i-o ♪

1771
01:32:37,716 --> 01:32:40,386
- ♪ And on that farm He had a pig... ♪ - [pig snorting in video]

1772
01:32:40,519 --> 01:32:42,755
- How's your man, then, Coach? - Ah, he'll survive.

1773
01:32:42,888 --> 01:32:44,890
- Wouldn't have been the pig I would have chosen, though. - [chuckles]

1774
01:32:45,024 --> 01:32:47,359
[Big Dave screaming]

1775
01:32:49,461 --> 01:32:50,963
We know what bit that is.

1776
01:32:51,096 --> 01:32:52,565
["Old MacDonald" playing on video]

1777
01:32:52,698 --> 01:32:54,733
[Big Dave on video] Let me tickle that belly.

1778
01:32:54,867 --> 01:32:57,637
- You are so naughty. - [pig squealing on video]

1779
01:32:57,770 --> 01:33:00,139
- Good Lord. - I was there and I'm still shocked.

1780
01:33:00,706 --> 01:33:02,408
[Big Dave] Squeal for me, piggy.

1781
01:33:02,541 --> 01:33:05,211
- Is that who I think it is? - Yeah, it certainly is.

1782
01:33:05,344 --> 01:33:07,012
[pig continues snorting]

1783
01:33:07,813 --> 01:33:09,081
And that's your doing?

1784
01:33:09,215 --> 01:33:11,016
[Big Dave] Where is that applesauce?

1785
01:33:11,617 --> 01:33:13,485
You can't unsee it once you've seen it, can you?

1786
01:33:13,619 --> 01:33:15,588
No, you can't unsee it. It's nightmare fuel.

1787
01:33:15,721 --> 01:33:16,889
That will be with me forever.

1788
01:33:18,290 --> 01:33:19,725
That story won't be running.

1789
01:33:22,161 --> 01:33:24,930
Right. I've got one more thing I need you to do.

1790
01:33:25,064 --> 01:33:27,766
Ah, look, before you continue, Ray,

1791
01:33:27,900 --> 01:33:32,004
I train lads to be good lads. I'm not a fucking gangster.

1792
01:33:32,137 --> 01:33:35,507
Now, I've been forced to do some gangster things, that's okay.

1793
01:33:35,642 --> 01:33:37,677
But I'm not the gift that keeps on giving.

1794
01:33:37,810 --> 01:33:40,412
So with the greatest respect, I'll do this one last thing for you

1795
01:33:40,546 --> 01:33:42,014
and then that's it.

1796
01:33:42,147 --> 01:33:45,551
No más. Three strikes and I'm out.

1797
01:33:50,256 --> 01:33:51,457
[sighs]

1798
01:33:52,358 --> 01:33:54,426
- Everything all right, Coach? - No, Ernie, it isn't.

1799
01:33:54,560 --> 01:33:57,129
You need to understand the severity of your actions.

1800
01:34:04,236 --> 01:34:05,838
Dave, an hour.

1801
01:34:05,971 --> 01:34:07,006
Okay, boss.

1802
01:34:12,044 --> 01:34:14,146
Thank you for the grand tour.

1803
01:34:14,280 --> 01:34:15,814
I'm a believer.

1804
01:34:15,948 --> 01:34:17,283
[Mickey] Thank you, chaps.

1805
01:34:19,618 --> 01:34:22,021
[Matthew] Now, are we ready to finalize the numbers?

1806
01:34:22,821 --> 01:34:23,922
We already have.

1807
01:34:24,056 --> 01:34:25,491
Mm...

1808
01:34:25,624 --> 01:34:27,761
The situation's changed, Michael.

1809
01:34:27,893 --> 01:34:30,462
- The market's changed. - How so?

1810
01:34:30,996 --> 01:34:34,600
The exit value of your business needs to be recalculated.

1811
01:34:35,334 --> 01:34:37,269
Please, be specific.

1812
01:34:37,403 --> 01:34:39,305
Oh, I will be.

1813
01:34:39,438 --> 01:34:42,776
You're asking 400 for 12 locations and a distribution network,

1814
01:34:42,908 --> 01:34:45,377
which was a fair valuation at the time.

1815
01:34:45,511 --> 01:34:48,314
But when one of those locations was compromised,

1816
01:34:48,447 --> 01:34:50,784
the value of all those locations were compromised

1817
01:34:50,916 --> 01:34:52,618
and this obviously affects the price.

1818
01:34:53,452 --> 01:34:57,089
Your skunk farm was a fucking viral sensation on YouTube, Michael.

1819
01:34:57,222 --> 01:34:59,693
And when Johnny Law starts sniffing, which he will,

1820
01:34:59,825 --> 01:35:01,927
all of those locations will have to cease production

1821
01:35:02,061 --> 01:35:05,831
for, I'd say, at least 12 months at a cost of 100 million net p.a.,

1822
01:35:05,964 --> 01:35:08,668
before marking down the loss of staff, relocation and site rentals.

1823
01:35:08,802 --> 01:35:10,602
- You still with me? - Yes, I'm following.

1824
01:35:10,737 --> 01:35:12,871
It will take at least three years

1825
01:35:13,005 --> 01:35:16,475
to get your supply, distribution and demand back to full capacity.

1826
01:35:16,608 --> 01:35:20,346
Your staffing costs are 25% of your 100 million operational cost,

1827
01:35:20,479 --> 01:35:24,049
so that's 25 million per annum for three annums.

1828
01:35:24,183 --> 01:35:26,518
And location rental at 15 million a year,

1829
01:35:26,653 --> 01:35:30,690
that's a 120 GBP bite right there.

1830
01:35:30,824 --> 01:35:33,392
Your unit economics have taken a hit,

1831
01:35:33,525 --> 01:35:38,063
and forecasting out your top-line growth margin in the current inimical climate,

1832
01:35:38,197 --> 01:35:41,467
I calculate what was worth 400 million a month ago

1833
01:35:41,600 --> 01:35:46,071
must now be valued at an anemic, mm... 130.

1834
01:35:47,306 --> 01:35:51,043
You see, it's not about the first domino that fell, Michael.

1835
01:35:51,877 --> 01:35:53,045
It's about the last.

1836
01:35:55,381 --> 01:35:56,448
Please.

1837
01:35:59,985 --> 01:36:02,722
I like you, Michael. You're a good chap.

1838
01:36:03,522 --> 01:36:07,226
And if you want me to help you out of this hole you've found yourself in,

1839
01:36:07,861 --> 01:36:10,896
I can pay you 100 million dollars today.

1840
01:36:11,897 --> 01:36:14,366
It's a good offer and it's real,

1841
01:36:14,500 --> 01:36:16,636
and I'll do this because I'm your friend.

1842
01:36:16,770 --> 01:36:19,873
My accountant can transfer the fee within the hour.

1843
01:36:20,774 --> 01:36:22,809
I like your domino analogy.

1844
01:36:24,543 --> 01:36:28,580
The question I ask is, who tumbled the first domino?

1845
01:36:29,214 --> 01:36:32,317
I'm afraid that's not my concern or my business, Michael.

1846
01:36:32,451 --> 01:36:34,286
At the risk of contradicting you,

1847
01:36:34,420 --> 01:36:38,390
it is very much your business, and certainly your concern.

1848
01:36:39,859 --> 01:36:41,326
Only you made one mistake.

1849
01:36:42,695 --> 01:36:43,830
That being?

1850
01:36:44,430 --> 01:36:47,399
You seem to have mistaken me for some kind of a cunt.

1851
01:36:49,234 --> 01:36:51,638
Let me introduce you to the first domino.

1852
01:36:55,708 --> 01:37:00,379
It's a tad dramatic, isn't it, corpses in freezers? Who is this man?

1853
01:37:00,512 --> 01:37:02,548
What's he got to do with anything that I'm talking about?

1854
01:37:02,682 --> 01:37:05,284
I take it with that statement you are in denial

1855
01:37:05,417 --> 01:37:07,986
of so-said relationship with this frozen Chinaman?

1856
01:37:08,120 --> 01:37:10,289
Well, of course I'm in denial of it.

1857
01:37:10,422 --> 01:37:14,092
I don't have relationships with dead, frozen Chinamen.

1858
01:37:14,226 --> 01:37:17,797
Best not to be glib at this time in the proceedings, Matthew.

1859
01:37:21,533 --> 01:37:23,770
Don't bother looking for your Mossad crabs.

1860
01:37:23,903 --> 01:37:26,338
This is a fish market. They have found a home.

1861
01:37:26,873 --> 01:37:29,408
To be clear, I do not know that man.

1862
01:37:31,711 --> 01:37:33,512
I'll tell you how this plays out.

1863
01:37:34,112 --> 01:37:38,685
You will drown and then my Mossad crabs will eat you.

1864
01:37:38,818 --> 01:37:42,120
So while you were discussing who would take over my business

1865
01:37:42,254 --> 01:37:43,756
after you fucked it,

1866
01:37:44,724 --> 01:37:47,794
you somehow mistook so-said Chinaman for someone else?

1867
01:37:49,461 --> 01:37:53,499
Business is business, Michael. It's nothing personal.

1868
01:37:53,633 --> 01:37:55,969
While I am not emotional about the money,

1869
01:37:56,101 --> 01:37:59,873
there is a price indebted to me for the blood I've gotten on my hands

1870
01:38:00,005 --> 01:38:03,408
restoring order to the untidiness that you created,

1871
01:38:03,542 --> 01:38:05,177
and that price, according to you...

1872
01:38:05,310 --> 01:38:09,348
400 minus 130... is 270 million dollars.

1873
01:38:09,481 --> 01:38:12,551
And I'm keeping the business,

1874
01:38:13,853 --> 01:38:16,990
while you are getting in the freezer.

1875
01:38:17,657 --> 01:38:20,760
And you will make that transaction if you want to get out of the freezer.

1876
01:38:20,894 --> 01:38:25,364
It is 25 below zero in there, so I assume you'll last about an hour.

1877
01:38:25,497 --> 01:38:27,266
That said, I wouldn't fuck about,

1878
01:38:27,399 --> 01:38:29,568
because frostbite is very expensive on the fingers and toes,

1879
01:38:29,702 --> 01:38:33,539
so I would type as quickly as possible while you have the use of them.

1880
01:38:34,239 --> 01:38:36,341
- Uh... - After you've attended to that indiscretion,

1881
01:38:36,475 --> 01:38:40,345
you can then deal with the next consequence of your shortsightedness.

1882
01:38:40,914 --> 01:38:44,884
As stated, I am not emotional about the money.

1883
01:38:47,586 --> 01:38:51,256
But I am emotional about the fact that someone laid their hands on my wife.

1884
01:38:52,157 --> 01:38:54,459
[panting]

1885
01:38:54,593 --> 01:38:55,862
My wife!

1886
01:38:58,463 --> 01:39:01,901
No amount of money on God's green earth can pay for that transgression, Matthew.

1887
01:39:02,035 --> 01:39:03,602
No, for that...

1888
01:39:07,472 --> 01:39:08,708
I want a pound of flesh.

1889
01:39:09,876 --> 01:39:10,944
A pound of flesh?

1890
01:39:11,076 --> 01:39:12,611
It matters not to me

1891
01:39:12,745 --> 01:39:14,747
where on your anatomy it is withdrawn from.

1892
01:39:15,682 --> 01:39:18,885
If you don't have the stomach to take it for yourself,

1893
01:39:19,018 --> 01:39:21,119
big Bunny here is very adept with a knife,

1894
01:39:21,253 --> 01:39:23,088
and, as you can see, he's dressed for the weather.

1895
01:39:23,221 --> 01:39:27,526
But a penny short or a gram shy...

1896
01:39:28,928 --> 01:39:31,363
and that freezer door does not open.

1897
01:39:31,496 --> 01:39:32,531
Am I clear?

1898
01:39:33,666 --> 01:39:34,701
Good.

1899
01:39:35,768 --> 01:39:37,436
- Bunny. - [Bunny] Incoming.

1900
01:39:47,714 --> 01:39:50,083
- [sizzles] - [Fletcher chuckles]

1901
01:39:50,215 --> 01:39:52,618
What, is it Wagyu again for breakfast, Raymond?

1902
01:39:54,954 --> 01:39:58,624
Aren't you gonna introduce me to your mysterious and slightly menacing friend?

1903
01:40:03,997 --> 01:40:06,099
What's that for? Is that for my money?

1904
01:40:06,598 --> 01:40:08,101
[chuckles]

1905
01:40:08,567 --> 01:40:09,702
Where's my money, Raymond?

1906
01:40:09,836 --> 01:40:11,303
There's your payment.

1907
01:40:15,108 --> 01:40:16,608
Go on, take a look.

1908
01:40:16,743 --> 01:40:18,610
Thank you, mysterious stranger.

1909
01:40:28,755 --> 01:40:31,289
Well, that's disappointing, 'cause that doesn't look like 20 million pounds.

1910
01:40:31,423 --> 01:40:34,459
It's more interesting than that, your insurance policy,

1911
01:40:34,593 --> 01:40:37,997
all the photos, all the bodies, all the skeletons, all the filth.

1912
01:40:38,131 --> 01:40:42,367
It's not the only one, darling. I'm not a mong.

1913
01:40:42,501 --> 01:40:44,804
What do you think's in that, you fucking eejit?

1914
01:40:45,672 --> 01:40:47,807
[Raymond] Of course we were aware of what Matthew was up to.

1915
01:40:47,940 --> 01:40:49,676
We're not complete fucking idiots.

1916
01:40:49,809 --> 01:40:51,744
[sizzles]

1917
01:40:51,878 --> 01:40:54,647
I've been onto you for a long time, Fletcher.

1918
01:40:55,614 --> 01:40:57,684
- I knew you'd been following Michael. - [camera shutter clicks]

1919
01:40:57,817 --> 01:40:59,451
They're very similar, our jobs.

1920
01:41:00,019 --> 01:41:02,254
Only I'm better at it than you are.

1921
01:41:03,956 --> 01:41:07,526
I knew when you came over that night that you'd only be there for half an hour...

1922
01:41:08,393 --> 01:41:10,328
Good afternoon, Raymondo.

1923
01:41:10,462 --> 01:41:13,532
...to tell me how clever you are and try to blackmail us.

1924
01:41:14,266 --> 01:41:16,535
I've got some very important information to impart to you, Raymond.

1925
01:41:16,669 --> 01:41:20,173
I also knew you couldn't resist a £1500 single malt,

1926
01:41:20,305 --> 01:41:23,710
an £80 Wagyu steak and a state-of-the-art smokeless barbie

1927
01:41:24,276 --> 01:41:26,913
- that even keeps your feet warm. - I love a barbie.

1928
01:41:27,046 --> 01:41:29,916
I promise you, you will regret this if you don't hear it.

1929
01:41:30,049 --> 01:41:32,685
And when the Scotch got into your cold veins,

1930
01:41:32,819 --> 01:41:35,520
you lost the benefit of your sharp instincts.

1931
01:41:35,988 --> 01:41:38,223
Oh, goody. Another bottle. [chuckles]

1932
01:41:38,356 --> 01:41:40,893
Can you tell the mysterious gentleman to relax?

1933
01:41:41,027 --> 01:41:44,063
Because I promise you, you will regret it if you don't hear this. Sit down, my love.

1934
01:41:44,197 --> 01:41:47,599
See, I kept you there 'cause I needed to know about Matthew and Dry Eye.

1935
01:41:48,801 --> 01:41:51,838
Took us a while to find your insurance policies.

1936
01:41:53,505 --> 01:41:55,540
'Cause you're a naughty squirrel, Fletcher.

1937
01:41:56,475 --> 01:41:58,610
Fletcher, shoes off inside.

1938
01:41:58,745 --> 01:42:00,046
Yes, Mommy.

1939
01:42:01,080 --> 01:42:04,416
But it was made a lot easier after I planted a tracker in your shoe.

1940
01:42:08,888 --> 01:42:11,090
You're never gonna be a predator with us, Fletcher.

1941
01:42:12,959 --> 01:42:14,794
You're always gonna be prey.

1942
01:42:16,028 --> 01:42:19,397
So that's it. Three strikes. We're good, right?

1943
01:42:22,101 --> 01:42:25,238
- I'll see you around. - With the greatest respect, I hope not.

1944
01:42:31,576 --> 01:42:35,982
[sighs] Now, Fletcher, what were you saying?

1945
01:42:36,716 --> 01:42:39,284
[Fletcher, muffled] It wasn't Lord George that was after Mickey,

1946
01:42:39,417 --> 01:42:41,854
or Dry Eye, or Matthew.

1947
01:42:42,989 --> 01:42:44,322
Do you wanna know who it was?

1948
01:42:48,961 --> 01:42:50,163
I've got photos.

1949
01:42:52,899 --> 01:42:54,767
Right. You've got 30 seconds.

1950
01:42:54,901 --> 01:42:55,935
Thank you, darling.

1951
01:42:57,970 --> 01:42:59,806
- [phone vibrating] - Fuck.

1952
01:43:01,573 --> 01:43:03,009
Primetime, what is it, son?

1953
01:43:03,142 --> 01:43:05,945
Coach, we're gonna take care of this for you.

1954
01:43:06,078 --> 01:43:07,445
Ernie's got a plan.

1955
01:43:07,713 --> 01:43:09,414
What the fuck are you talking about?

1956
01:43:09,548 --> 01:43:12,785
The Michael situation. We're gonna sort it.

1957
01:43:12,919 --> 01:43:14,287
[cocks gun]

1958
01:43:14,553 --> 01:43:16,155
- Primetime, listen... Prime... - [phone beeps]

1959
01:43:17,622 --> 01:43:18,590
Jesus.

1960
01:43:18,724 --> 01:43:20,325
[gate clinks]

1961
01:43:29,735 --> 01:43:31,503
[Fletcher] Now, you remember Aslan, don't you?

1962
01:43:32,138 --> 01:43:34,640
The young gentleman you kept in the freezer?

1963
01:43:37,109 --> 01:43:41,647
Well, this is Aslan Senior, Russian oligarch.

1964
01:43:43,149 --> 01:43:45,350
Ex-KGB. Made all his money in gas pipes.

1965
01:43:45,483 --> 01:43:48,688
And he's extremely sad that his one-and-only son fell out of a window.

1966
01:43:49,155 --> 01:43:50,656
[boy] Oh, shit.

1967
01:43:50,957 --> 01:43:52,859
And I fear that where they failed before, Raymond,

1968
01:43:52,992 --> 01:43:55,194
they're not gonna fail again.

1969
01:43:55,328 --> 01:43:57,330
And how do you know all this?

1970
01:43:57,462 --> 01:44:00,666
Because someone told them everything they want to know about Michael,

1971
01:44:00,800 --> 01:44:03,468
and that someone is me.

1972
01:44:04,670 --> 01:44:05,872
Go on.

1973
01:44:06,839 --> 01:44:09,574
[Fletcher] So I said I'd tell them where Michael was for a price.

1974
01:44:10,475 --> 01:44:14,280
But that money was pending till after, you know, the deed was done.

1975
01:44:14,412 --> 01:44:15,447
[gunshot]

1976
01:44:16,249 --> 01:44:18,050
And then when they messed up the first time,

1977
01:44:18,184 --> 01:44:21,519
I had a little rethink and came up with my version 2.0 plan,

1978
01:44:21,654 --> 01:44:23,555
which is when I came to see you.

1979
01:44:23,689 --> 01:44:26,391
You see, get my 20 mils off Michael first

1980
01:44:26,524 --> 01:44:30,930
and then, after the event, get paid again, double bubble.

1981
01:44:31,063 --> 01:44:34,466
But you and your mysterious friend put paid to that, so well done, you.

1982
01:44:35,268 --> 01:44:36,769
Why did you just look at your watch?

1983
01:44:38,237 --> 01:44:41,774
Well, it's like I say. The Russians are gonna clean house.

1984
01:44:41,908 --> 01:44:44,977
And you are part of that house, Raymond.

1985
01:44:45,111 --> 01:44:48,080
They're gonna get Michael when he comes out of his meeting at the fish market.

1986
01:44:49,115 --> 01:44:51,717
And they are coming here. So you see what I've done there?

1987
01:44:52,218 --> 01:44:54,053
By telling you, I've saved your lives.

1988
01:44:54,186 --> 01:44:56,155
Which I think in turn saves mine, doesn't it?

1989
01:44:56,289 --> 01:44:58,057
Don't fucking move.

1990
01:44:59,058 --> 01:45:00,660
[phone chimes]

1991
01:45:06,032 --> 01:45:07,133
Dave.

1992
01:45:07,900 --> 01:45:09,001
[man 1] Dave?

1993
01:45:18,044 --> 01:45:19,278
No Dave.

1994
01:45:19,412 --> 01:45:21,446
["Free Me" by Paul Jones plays]

1995
01:45:22,848 --> 01:45:24,250
[phone ringing]

1996
01:45:24,383 --> 01:45:25,418
Fuck.

1997
01:45:30,890 --> 01:45:32,590
- [gunshots] - [Raymond] Fuck!

1998
01:45:36,128 --> 01:45:39,131
♪ I see it all before me ♪

1999
01:45:40,099 --> 01:45:43,235
♪ My past of restless wonder ♪

2000
01:45:44,036 --> 01:45:47,373
♪ My days and nights Of torment ♪

2001
01:45:48,074 --> 01:45:51,110
♪ A world of misery ♪

2002
01:45:52,111 --> 01:45:55,247
♪ The bonds of retribution ♪

2003
01:45:55,948 --> 01:45:59,085
♪ I cannot shed my pain ♪

2004
01:45:59,919 --> 01:46:02,688
♪ So easily ♪

2005
01:46:03,789 --> 01:46:05,992
♪ My spirit's broken ♪

2006
01:46:07,259 --> 01:46:10,528
♪ No will to live ♪

2007
01:46:11,330 --> 01:46:12,965
♪ My body's all aching ♪

2008
01:46:13,099 --> 01:46:14,066
Fuck.

2009
01:46:15,201 --> 01:46:18,671
♪ My hands are tied ♪

2010
01:46:19,105 --> 01:46:21,506
- ♪ I need my freedom ♪ - [man 2 speaks Russian]

2011
01:46:22,875 --> 01:46:26,145
- ♪ Not your sympathy ♪ - [screaming]

2012
01:46:26,611 --> 01:46:30,649
♪ Look, you needn't love me ♪

2013
01:46:30,783 --> 01:46:33,252
[Fletcher] So the Toddlers spray the car with bullets,

2014
01:46:33,386 --> 01:46:35,154
killing the Russians.

2015
01:46:36,188 --> 01:46:38,157
The car rolls to a stop.

2016
01:46:38,290 --> 01:46:39,325
[song fades]

2017
01:46:39,458 --> 01:46:41,894
Smash cut to black. Titles.

2018
01:46:43,396 --> 01:46:46,065
So, what happened to Michael?

2019
01:46:47,199 --> 01:46:48,533
I need an ending.

2020
01:46:48,667 --> 01:46:50,269
[Fletcher] No, no, no, my darling.

2021
01:46:51,569 --> 01:46:53,039
What you need...

2022
01:46:53,839 --> 01:46:55,241
is a sequel.

2023
01:46:55,540 --> 01:46:58,377
Think it over. Have a read. You know my fee.

2024
01:46:58,511 --> 01:47:00,946
I'm off to La La to talk to the competition.

2025
01:47:01,546 --> 01:47:05,017
Think about that. Got a plane to catch. And I'm gone.

2026
01:47:05,918 --> 01:47:08,120
[engine idling]

2027
01:47:08,586 --> 01:47:09,722
[grunts]

2028
01:47:10,089 --> 01:47:11,457
Good afternoon.

2029
01:47:12,358 --> 01:47:15,694
[sighs] So, it's Heathrow Airport, please, Terminal 3,

2030
01:47:15,828 --> 01:47:18,097
and thence to sunny California.

2031
01:47:20,299 --> 01:47:23,903
Good afternoon, Fletcher-mondo.

2032
01:47:24,470 --> 01:47:27,540
Raymond. Well, well, well.

2033
01:47:27,673 --> 01:47:29,542
A man of many vocations, aren't you?

2034
01:47:29,675 --> 01:47:30,709
[chuckles]

2035
01:47:33,245 --> 01:47:35,281
["That's Entertainment" by The Jam plays]

2036
01:47:39,051 --> 01:47:41,520
Now, I want you to play a game with me, Fletcher.

2037
01:47:47,159 --> 01:47:48,394
He's got Fletcher.

2038
01:47:50,196 --> 01:47:51,964
[Mickey] If you wish to be the king of the jungle,

2039
01:47:52,098 --> 01:47:54,467
it's not enough to act like a king.

2040
01:47:55,301 --> 01:47:56,969
You must be the king.

2041
01:47:58,370 --> 01:48:00,306
And there can be no doubt.

2042
01:48:00,439 --> 01:48:04,043
Because doubt causes chaos and one's own demise.

2043
01:48:05,845 --> 01:48:07,379
My queen told me that.

2044
01:48:08,613 --> 01:48:09,915
Any chance?

2045
01:48:10,683 --> 01:48:13,919
♪ A police car And a screaming siren ♪

2046
01:48:14,053 --> 01:48:17,323
♪ A pneumatic drill And ripped-up concrete ♪

2047
01:48:17,456 --> 01:48:20,426
♪ A baby wailing And stray dog howling ♪

2048
01:48:20,826 --> 01:48:23,796
♪ The screech of brakes And lamplight blinking ♪

2049
01:48:23,929 --> 01:48:27,166
♪ That's entertainment ♪

2050
01:48:27,299 --> 01:48:30,703
♪ That's entertainment ♪

2051
01:48:30,841 --> 01:48:34,036
 ♪             ♪            ♪

2052
01:48:34,173 --> 01:48:37,443
♪ A smash of glass And a rumble of boots ♪

2053
01:48:37,576 --> 01:48:40,813
♪ An electric train And a ripped-up phone booth ♪

2054
01:48:40,946 --> 01:48:43,949
♪ Paint-splattered walls And the cry of a tomcat ♪

2055
01:48:44,083 --> 01:48:46,652
♪ Lights going out And a kick in the balls ♪

2056
01:48:46,785 --> 01:48:50,623
♪ I say That's entertainment ♪

2057
01:48:50,789 --> 01:48:55,561
♪ That's entertainment ♪

2058
01:48:55,694 --> 01:48:58,731
[singers vocalizing]

2059
01:49:06,038 --> 01:49:08,674
[song fades]

2060
01:49:08,807 --> 01:49:11,143
- [hip-hop song plays] - ♪ Man don't have to Take off the door ♪

2061
01:49:11,277 --> 01:49:13,078
♪ Pull up in a dinger Straight through The hole in the floor ♪

2062
01:49:13,212 --> 01:49:15,414
♪ We're the Toddlers Don't know what you thought ♪

2063
01:49:15,548 --> 01:49:17,016
♪ By the end of the night You'll be picking up Your jaw ♪

2064
01:49:17,149 --> 01:49:18,951
♪ Plants Not ten or twenty ♪

2065
01:49:19,084 --> 01:49:20,019
♪ Run up in the crop gaff With Eggs Benny ♪

2066
01:49:21,520 --> 01:49:23,455
♪ Man's egg got cracked And his legs went jelly ♪

2067
01:49:24,323 --> 01:49:26,825
♪ Boxes of bush All buds, no dust ♪

2068
01:49:27,661 --> 01:49:30,362
♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪

2069
01:49:31,096 --> 01:49:33,799
♪ Boxes of bush All buds, no dust ♪

2070
01:49:34,533 --> 01:49:36,835
♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪

2071
01:49:36,969 --> 01:49:39,138
♪ A'ight, put it on the net Do you wanna bet? ♪

2072
01:49:39,271 --> 01:49:41,540
♪ It would do A million a set ♪

2073
01:49:41,675 --> 01:49:43,976
♪ Put it on the net So you wanna bet? It would do a million a set ♪

2074
01:49:44,810 --> 01:49:47,479
♪ Put it on the net Do you wanna bet? It would do a million a set ♪

2075
01:49:48,314 --> 01:49:50,583
♪ Put it on the net Do you wanna bet? It would do a million a set ♪

2076
01:49:50,716 --> 01:49:54,386
♪ That's it Boxes of bush All buds, no dust ♪

2077
01:49:55,154 --> 01:49:57,590
♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪

2078
01:49:58,524 --> 01:50:01,760
♪ Boxes of bush All buds, no dust ♪

2079
01:50:01,894 --> 01:50:04,563
♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪

2080
01:50:04,698 --> 01:50:07,766
[rapping continues]

2081
01:50:32,858 --> 01:50:35,828
♪ Boxes of bush All buds, no dust ♪

2082
01:50:35,961 --> 01:50:39,733
♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪

2083
01:50:39,865 --> 01:50:42,835
♪ Boxes of bush All buds, no dust ♪

2084
01:50:42,968 --> 01:50:45,938
♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪

2085
01:50:46,071 --> 01:50:49,808
♪ Boxes of bush All buds, no dust ♪

2086
01:50:49,942 --> 01:50:53,312
♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪

2087
01:50:53,445 --> 01:50:56,750
♪ Boxes of bush All buds, no dust ♪

2088
01:50:56,882 --> 01:50:59,184
♪ Boxes and boxes and boxes We're the Toddlers Are you dumb? ♪

2089
01:50:59,318 --> 01:51:00,419
♪ A'ight ♪

2090
01:51:00,552 --> 01:51:01,954
[song ends]