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(VEHICLE APPROACHING)

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-(CAR ENGINE STOPS)
-(KEYS JINGLING)

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MAN: <i>Get me in ten minutes, Ray.</i>

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RAY: <i>Boss.</i>

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(CAR DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

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-Bobby.
-Boss?

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I'll have a pint and a pickled egg.

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Coming straight up.

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(COINS JINGLE)

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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

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MAN: <i>If you wish to be
the king of the jungle,</i>

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<i>it's not enough to act like a king.</i>

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<i>You must be the king.</i>

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<i>And there can be no doubt.</i>

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Because doubt causes chaos
and one's own demise.

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(DOOR OPENS)

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-(MOBILE RINGING)
-(DOOR CLOSES)

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Hello, my love.

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It's date night tonight.

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Nine o'clock, you and I, River Cafe.

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(WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON PHONE)

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Who's there?

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(MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON PHONE)

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-Ros, who's there?
-(GUNSHOT)

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(BODY THUDS)

27
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<i># Kiss me, mama
Kiss your boy</i>

28
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<i># Bless me well and lucky</i>

29
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<i># For I won't be back
Till I return</i>

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<i># I'm gone to old Kentucky</i>

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<i># Cumberland gap
It's a devil of a gap</i>

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<i># That's what the scouts
All tell ya</i>

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<i># Sure enough
It may get tough</i>

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<i># If it doesn't kill ya
Kill ya</i>

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<i># Kentucky, she's a-waitin'
On the other side</i>

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<i># Give you the fever, put
The daylight in your eyes</i>

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<i># Brother John's already gone</i>

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<i># With the full-blood
Cherokee maiden</i>

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<i># He made the trip
In the blizzard's grip</i>

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<i># I'd rather wrestle Satan</i>

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<i># Cumberland gap
It's a devil of a gap</i>

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<i># Oh, the snow kept coming</i>

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<i># Picked her up
Upon his back</i>

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<i># By God
He loved that woman</i>

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<i># Daniel stood
On the pinnacle rock</i>

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<i># Lookin' up and down
The mountain</i>

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<i># Took his trusty
Old flintlock</i>

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<i># Daniel started shoutin'
Shoutin'</i>

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<i># Kentucky, she's a-waitin'
On the other side</i>

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<i># Give you the fever</i>

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<i># Put the daylight
In your eyes</i>

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<i># Cumberland gap
It's a devil of a gap</i>

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<i># Cumberland gap
It's a devil of a gap</i>

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<i># Cumberland gap
It's a devil of a gap</i>

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<i># Cumberland gap
It's a devil of a gap #</i>

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(MUSIC STOPS)

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(ICE RATTLES)

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MAN: Chink, chink.

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Fletcher.

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<i>Buenas tardes, </i>Raymondo.
(CHUCKLES)

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I should stab you with
that fucking rolling pin.

62
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Oh, don't be cunty.

63
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I was just hoping we could have
a cosy little drink together.

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So, I've got a meeting on Saturday
at your favourite newspaper.

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As the best private investigator
in this smoky little town...

66
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

67
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..they are ready to put 150 grand in
my pocket to give them some filth.

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Good for me, that, but in this case...

69
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it's bad for you.

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So Big Dave, editor extraordinaire,

71
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has developed a terrible
antipathy for your boss

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and his liquorish assortment
of tasty mates.

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He's out to destroy him

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and all those that cosy up to him.
Front cover. Bosh!

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There will be blood and fucking
feathers everywhere, my darling.

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Get to it, Fletcher.
I'm starting to itch.

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Now, we both know that your boss has
very, very deep pockets,

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and I would like to invite him just
to have a teeny rummage in them.

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-What the fuck are you talking about?
-If you would be so kind

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as to furnish me with
20 million British pounds,

81
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I will give you everything...

82
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memory cards, contact sheets,
recordings, the lot,

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and a modest little screenplay
I wrote all by myself.

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Hold on.

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We just went from £150,000
to 20 million.

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That's a steep rise in 30 seconds.

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Yeah, but I would argue that
you're lucky, because that is nothing

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compared to what I could,
and perhaps should, be asking.

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Oh, well, thank God
you're not greedy, Fletcher,

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you deluded, shit-eating cunt.

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(CHUCKLES)

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I quite like it
when you talk dirty to me.

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I can feel myself engorging.

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Come on, have a drink with me.
It's really yummy.

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I looked it up. App-ed it. 1500 quid?

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I didn't know you could spend
that much on a bottle of Scotch.

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I'm gonna tell you a story to
demonstrate why my quote is my quote.

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Will you play a game with me, Ray?

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I don't wanna play a game.

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-Please?
-No.

101
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I said play a fucking game
with me, Ray.

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(TEAPOT WHISTLING)

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Right.

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Lovely.

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Now, I want you
to imagine a character,

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a dramatic character,
like in a book or a play or a film.

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But not digital,
not on a memory stick.

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Analogue. Chemical process. "Keep
the grain in the picture," I say.

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Old-school, 35 mill.

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(WHIRRING)

111
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Now, I'm seeing this
through a lens, I am,

112
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and I'm not talking about
the small screen.

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It's not TV, Raymond.

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As I said, old-school cinema format.

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It's what we in the business called
anamorphic, or ratio 2.35 to 1.

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And I want you to join me
on this cinematic journey,

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'cause it is cinema, Ray.

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It's beautiful, beautiful cinema.

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Now, roll camera.

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(WHIRRING)

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<i>Enter our protagonist.</i>

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<i>He's good-looking, he's gorgeous,</i>

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<i>he's golden age,
he's a proper handsome cunt.</i>

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<i>His name is Mickey Pearson.</i>

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Unique background has our Mickey.

126
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<i>American-born, Rhodes scholar,
so he's born clever but poor.</i>

127
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<i>Now, that's quite a leap from
a trailer park in Americana</i>

128
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<i>to the thousand-year-old
university in old</i> Angleterre,

129
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<i>where he studies
the dark art of horticulture.</i>

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But he never finished his education,
never went home, because...

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<i>he found his vocation.</i>

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<i>A naughty vocation.</i>

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<i>He's a bad boy.</i>

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<i>He starts dealing
the dirty wonder weed</i>

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<i>to his rich, British,
upper-class uni pals</i>

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<i>and realises he's rather good at it.</i>

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<i>He's clear and objective
about ambition</i>

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<i>and he can surf the echelons
of our complicated culture.</i>

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<i>He knew how to take advantage
of his advantage.</i>

140
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<i>He was a hungry animal, you see.</i>

141
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<i>He was powerful and ruthless,
cunning and quick,</i>

142
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<i>charismatic and smart, but...</i>

143
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<i>he had to do some naughty
things to get where he got,</i>

144
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<i>to establish his position,</i>

145
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<i>to show he wasn't just
teeth, tits and tan.</i>

146
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Well, he wasn't
fucking hollow, was he?

147
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(FLETCHER MOANS)

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<i>He had an engine under his hood
and a gun in his holster.</i>

149
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So, he's not exactly clean,
our Mickey.

150
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He has come up the hard way.

151
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He's earned his position,
shall we say.

152
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<i>Well, that was the early days,</i>

153
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<i>and he cracked on with
his New World pioneer spirit.</i>

154
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What's he worth today?
100, 200, 500 million?

155
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But now the plot begins to thicken.

156
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He has reached
a crossroads in his life.

157
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The middle class and the middle age,
they've got to him.

158
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They've corrupted his appetite
for the horrors. He's gone soft.

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He wanted to cash in his chips
and get out of the game,

160
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and he seems to have found
the perfect customer.

161
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Smash cut, please...

162
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<i>to interior, a gala dinner.</i>

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Just a few words to say
thank you to Michael Pearson

164
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for his limitless generosity and time.

165
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<i>Now, Mickey has been cultivating
a special relationship</i>

166
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<i>with the erudite, learned and
broad-minded Matthew Berger.</i>

167
00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:17,200
Yes, Raymond, I do know about
the Jewish billionaire cowboy,

168
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another slice of Americana
creating drama in <i>Angleterre.</i>

169
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And finally to Matthew Berger
blindsiding us with his donation

170
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to build the entire Cognitive
Behavioural Therapy unit.

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FLETCHER: <i>So these two have
met before. Fuck knows where.</i>

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<i>Presumably at the annual international
drug dealers convention in Las Vegas.</i>

173
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<i>And they've done
some small deals together,</i>

174
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<i>but now they're ready for the big one.</i>

175
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Well, that was unexpected, Matthew.

176
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Now I understand why you're
seated at the head of the table.

177
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Snuck that one right by me, didn't
you, you naughty little girl?

178
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Making a splash with the gentry.

179
00:10:50,490 --> 00:10:53,070
Oh, I like to make a splash
whenever possible.

180
00:10:53,530 --> 00:10:57,240
Well, you also seem to understand
the significance of a proper attire.

181
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Indeed I do.

182
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I believe a sense of ownership
is vital in every aspect of life,

183
00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:04,790
perhaps never more so than
when it comes to wardrobe.

184
00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:08,500
For every look there is a season,
and for every season a strategy.

185
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FLETCHER: <i>Now starts the alpha dance.</i>

186
00:11:11,130 --> 00:11:12,800
<i>They're not really talking
about clothes, Raymond.</i>

187
00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:16,300
<i>Oh, fucking no.
They're like a pair of old doggies</i>

188
00:11:16,430 --> 00:11:19,060
<i>sniffing round one another's
intellectual arseholes.</i>

189
00:11:19,140 --> 00:11:21,980
<i>It's a good old-fashioned
cock-off, Raymond.</i>

190
00:11:22,060 --> 00:11:24,690
Michael, I'm looking forward
to doing business together.

191
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-May we excuse ourselves?
-Yes, please.

192
00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,320
We should say goodnight to our host.

193
00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:36,450
So what do you think?

194
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I'm not sure.

195
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MATTHEW: Your Grace.
WOMAN: He's a fox,

196
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and foxes have a predictable nature.

197
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Trust this Jew about that Jew.
If you let him in the henhouse,

198
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you can expect blood
and feathers everywhere.

199
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Fresh from a farmyard pheasant shoot,

200
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these two are starting
to like each other.

201
00:11:55,130 --> 00:11:57,680
It's looking good, Ray.
It's looking fucking good.

202
00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:58,930
-(GUNSHOT)
-I'm impressed with

203
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what you've done with your enterprise.

204
00:12:00,510 --> 00:12:02,680
You see, try as I might,
I can't work out how you do it,

205
00:12:02,770 --> 00:12:04,390
and bush is my game.

206
00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:07,270
How does anyone grow
50 tonnes of super skunk

207
00:12:07,350 --> 00:12:09,610
without letting anyone else
know how they do it?

208
00:12:09,690 --> 00:12:12,110
I'm flattered to hear that
from you, Matthew.

209
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,610
I imagine that big brain of yours
is sweating a stream of tears

210
00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,150
just trying to figure it out.

211
00:12:16,410 --> 00:12:18,870
-Brilliance should be acknowledged.
-Mm.

212
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,990
Run the numbers by me again.

213
00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:24,540
200 million gross p.a.,
100 million net.

214
00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:26,250
But your people know this already.

215
00:12:26,330 --> 00:12:28,460
They've swept the numbers
for months now.

216
00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:32,380
The bottom line is I'll sell it
to you for 400 million.

217
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:41,390
But you knew that already. Hop in.

218
00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:44,140
FLETCHER: <i>Now, I can't be specific
about the heroes and zeros,</i>

219
00:12:44,220 --> 00:12:46,730
but there was a lot of money
hanging in the balance.

220
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Question: What would it be
worth to have the power

221
00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:53,070
to be able to pull the plug
on an operation like that?

222
00:12:53,150 --> 00:12:57,200
Answer: A greedy man would
want half the sale price,

223
00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,450
but a smart man would know
that 20 million pounds

224
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:03,830
was just about uncomfortable enough
to make everyone feel comfortable.

225
00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:07,710
You're a cunning and creative toad,
aren't you, Fletcher,

226
00:13:07,790 --> 00:13:09,670
coming up with a plan like this?

227
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:11,710
Yeah, but I didn't really
come up with it, did I?

228
00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:13,170
It was Big Dave.

229
00:13:13,420 --> 00:13:15,090
He commissioned me
to do a job on Mickey,

230
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:16,840
you know, sniff about,
keep an eye on him,

231
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,880
go through his bins, reveal his sins.

232
00:13:19,430 --> 00:13:22,260
Mickey Pearson,
the odious Yankee gangster.

233
00:13:22,350 --> 00:13:23,510
We're gonna bury him.

234
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:27,600
Because it seems he's got himself
a new friend. Lord Pressfield.

235
00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:30,560
Question: Is that the Lord Pressfield?

236
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,360
<i>His Grace, the duke?</i>

237
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:35,110
Yeah. Once fourth in line
to the throne.

238
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,820
Apparently Mickey Pearson
has squeaked his way

239
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,280
into the crack of his fat, posh arse.

240
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,870
This is yours, Fletcher. I need a man
with your creativity, with your nose.

241
00:13:43,950 --> 00:13:45,660
Now, you know you're my favourite
bloodhound.

242
00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:47,620
I just think it's really
important to remember

243
00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:49,160
who you're talking to, Dave.

244
00:13:49,710 --> 00:13:51,500
Of course I remember, Fletcher.

245
00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:54,540
So just make absolutely sure the
cheque doesn't disappoint this time.

246
00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:57,340
The number is 150,000.

247
00:13:57,630 --> 00:14:00,050
He wants to ruin him,

248
00:14:00,470 --> 00:14:03,430
but I am here to do you a favour.

249
00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:07,140
And it's not like you're not
getting something for your money.

250
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,640
You could even turn that script
into a feature film, Raymond.

251
00:14:11,140 --> 00:14:14,360
We could make it together.
We could be partners.

252
00:14:15,070 --> 00:14:16,730
I have learned off you lot.

253
00:14:17,110 --> 00:14:20,610
You gotta look after number one,
and now it's my turn.

254
00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:25,240
The sun is not going up for me, Ray.
It's going down.

255
00:14:26,830 --> 00:14:29,910
So why has Big Dave
got it in for my boss?

256
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,080
Two months ago, your man Mickey

257
00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:34,840
<i>made my man Dave feel
like a right fucking idiot.</i>

258
00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,550
Henry. Mickey.

259
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:39,590
-How did he do that?
-Didn't accept his hand.

260
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,680
-Dave. <i>Daily Print.
</i>-Yes.

261
00:14:42,510 --> 00:14:44,340
No. Editor of the <i>Daily Print.</i>

262
00:14:44,430 --> 00:14:47,510
FLETCHER: <i>Turns out Dave had gone
after one of Mickey's lords,</i>

263
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,560
<i>did a proper tabloid job on him.</i>

264
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,850
<i>It would appear that His Lordship
had had a quick spin</i>

265
00:14:51,940 --> 00:14:54,230
<i>on one of his attractive
young footmen.</i>

266
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:57,400
<i>After the splash, shares crashed,
job went, wife followed,</i>

267
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,150
<i>and even his kids disowned him.</i>

268
00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:01,570
<i>Well, that Dave can't half be a cunt.</i>

269
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:03,860
But no one will pull him on it.

270
00:15:03,950 --> 00:15:06,530
Too fucking scared that Dave
will do a feature on them.

271
00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:09,490
<i>But your Mickey, he's got
a fabulous set of balls.</i>

272
00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:11,370
So he snubbed him in front of a crowd

273
00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:12,790
that Dave could only wish
he belonged to.

274
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,580
You know, lords and ladies,
the sort that

275
00:15:14,670 --> 00:15:16,630
Mickey feels very comfortable
in front of.

276
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,920
Men, excuse us.

277
00:15:19,050 --> 00:15:21,090
FLETCHER: <i>Well, he might just as
well have pulled Dave's cock off.</i>

278
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,130
I do believe that was a bit
of a fuck off, Dave. (LAUGHS)

279
00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:25,260
FLETCHER: <i>'Cause he just fizzled
like a party balloon.</i>

280
00:15:25,890 --> 00:15:27,640
That's no reason to go after a fella.

281
00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:30,600
Well, I don't know what to tell you.
He wants Mickey's blood.

282
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:34,230
And he would be getting it too,
if it wasn't for...

283
00:15:35,190 --> 00:15:38,650
You're a filthy fantasist,
and now it's time to leave.

284
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:42,070
Oh, don't be silly.
I'm only just lubing you up.

285
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:47,070
Now, there is a reason why Matthew,
or anyone else for that matter,

286
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:50,160
cannot work out
how Mickey does what he does.

287
00:15:50,290 --> 00:15:54,120
How does he grow 50 tonnes of
White Widow Super Cheese every year?

288
00:15:54,210 --> 00:15:56,170
Everyone knows
that needs a lot of space.

289
00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:59,670
So where is the space and how
come he's kept it under wraps?

290
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,460
<i>You can't just dig a hole
in the ground</i>

291
00:16:01,550 --> 00:16:03,090
<i>and drop 200 shipping containers
in there.</i>

292
00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:04,930
<i>Oh, no, my love. That will not work.</i>

293
00:16:05,010 --> 00:16:08,640
No. You have to be creative.
You need an angle.

294
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:11,850
The problem with land in this
country is there's not much of it...

295
00:16:12,850 --> 00:16:15,850
and there's public access even
when it's supposed to be private.

296
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:19,310
And the public have rights:
dog walkers...

297
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,110
-(HORN HONKS)
-Yes, jog on.

298
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:25,280
<i>...footpaths, right to roam,
bimblers, ramblers,</i>

299
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,070
-<i>badger lovers...
</i>-(SQUEAKS)

300
00:16:27,530 --> 00:16:29,120
<i>...and any other busy cunt
with enough time on his hands</i>

301
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,950
to sniff the green tweed of England.

302
00:16:31,030 --> 00:16:32,620
-MAN: Good morning!
-(DOG BARKING)

303
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:37,920
And they have groups, forums,
meetings, social media,

304
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,170
<i>and they love a good chat and a hiss</i>

305
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,750
about anyone who's decided to
mow his lawn without a licence.

306
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:47,180
And then there's the helicopters,
drones, Google Earth,

307
00:16:47,260 --> 00:16:50,850
heritage sites, parish councils,
and the beat goes on.

308
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,470
And that's before you even think
about getting power in here.

309
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:59,730
FLETCHER: So what is
Mickey's unique method?

310
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:04,190
I tip my cap at the cheek,
at the elegance, at the class.

311
00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:06,860
And what would that method be exactly?

312
00:17:07,070 --> 00:17:09,570
You have to understand
a culture to understand a man.

313
00:17:09,990 --> 00:17:14,950
<i>Toffs, aristocrats, dukes, duchesses,
lords and ladies,</i>

314
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,960
lots of land and fuck all dough.

315
00:17:17,410 --> 00:17:20,830
<i>Houses to keep, damp to
keep out, silver to polish.</i>

316
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:23,960
You must remember
that cash is very persuasive

317
00:17:24,090 --> 00:17:27,670
<i>to the class that got spanked by
angry lefties and death duties.</i>

318
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:32,350
<i>And every time you inherit a fortune,
you lose half to the state.</i>

319
00:17:32,430 --> 00:17:34,470
-(SLURPS)
-<i>So this is my moment to swoop in</i>

320
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:36,930
<i>like a guardian fucking angel</i>

321
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:40,350
<i>and offer my services so they
can keep their houses in order.</i>

322
00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:42,560
And they're not too bothered
about what I do,

323
00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:46,030
<i>as long as that cash
keeps rolling in each year.</i>

324
00:17:46,490 --> 00:17:48,900
It's good to get a lord, yes,
but it's not easy.

325
00:17:48,990 --> 00:17:52,910
It takes work, wine, women and disco.

326
00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:56,160
<i>Twelve sites. Twelve farms.</i>

327
00:17:56,290 --> 00:17:59,210
<i>One thousand of these estates
in the great UK.</i>

328
00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:01,500
<i>Bonne chance</i> trying to find them all.

329
00:18:02,670 --> 00:18:05,920
That's it. My infrastructure.

330
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:11,430
And that, sir, is, with my blessing,
what you are paying for.

331
00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:14,760
If it's as discreet and as
lucrative as you claim it is,

332
00:18:14,850 --> 00:18:16,600
I'll buy the whole business.

333
00:18:16,850 --> 00:18:18,520
But enough foreplay, Michael.

334
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:20,560
I wanna see your plant.

335
00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:22,440
(ENGINE STOPS)

336
00:18:22,730 --> 00:18:24,940
I've gone to great lengths
to make my operation

337
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:27,610
as invisible as possible, Matthew.

338
00:18:27,730 --> 00:18:29,950
If you were standing on my bush,
you wouldn't know it.

339
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:35,830
As a matter of fact,
you are standing on my bush.

340
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,790
It's a spectacular business, Michael.

341
00:18:41,790 --> 00:18:43,670
Such a shame it will go
bankrupt in ten years

342
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:45,750
when things go legal in the great UK.

343
00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:48,840
And you want me
to pay top dollar for it?

344
00:18:49,130 --> 00:18:51,170
A nugget under half a yard?

345
00:18:52,430 --> 00:18:53,640
That is the price.

346
00:18:54,590 --> 00:18:57,600
Now step inside and I'll show you
what half a yard gets you.

347
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:06,980
Ooh. A delightful tool shed
for 400 million dollars.

348
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,360
Is the ball-peen hammer included?

349
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,400
Course it is.
Now let me show you the nails.

350
00:19:20,330 --> 00:19:21,500
Watch your head.

351
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,540
Carry on, chaps.

352
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:37,260
England's green and pleasant land.

353
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:40,640
Those are some nails.

354
00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:45,230
Location, staff, technology.

355
00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:49,860
See, you're buying the substructure
for the superstructure to come,

356
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:54,110
and with purchase you will inherit
the best sites available,

357
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:57,620
the finest botanists and herb
sommeliers in the world,

358
00:19:57,700 --> 00:20:01,080
as well as the most innovative
marijuana technology on the planet.

359
00:20:02,370 --> 00:20:04,750
And when this little piggy
goes to legal market

360
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:07,920
and the demand
way outpaces the supply...

361
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:12,340
these locations,
these green-fingered botanical boys,

362
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:16,300
as well as my superior technology,
will be at a premium.

363
00:20:17,590 --> 00:20:19,010
And you would own them all.

364
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:26,060
Did you know it took 15 years after
alcohol prohibition ended back home

365
00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:28,110
for the legal market
to scratch that itch?

366
00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:30,690
Fifteen years.

367
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,240
And that's if you do nothing with it.

368
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:37,030
Yes, it's a win-win,
no matter how you look at it.

369
00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:40,870
And I'm not greedy.
You and I both know

370
00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:44,250
that 400 million is a
fair-to-generous asking price,

371
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,460
especially considering
that once this game's kosher,

372
00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:50,670
it's going to be worth
somewhere between 200 billion

373
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,630
and, well, half a trillion pounds.

374
00:20:54,130 --> 00:20:55,340
Annually.

375
00:20:55,970 --> 00:20:57,090
Weed.

376
00:20:57,470 --> 00:20:58,720
Bush.

377
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:00,800
Skunk-amola.

378
00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:03,720
White Widow Super Cheese.

379
00:21:03,810 --> 00:21:05,180
(CHUCKLES)

380
00:21:05,270 --> 00:21:06,690
It's the new gold rush.

381
00:21:07,810 --> 00:21:10,810
This is the thin end
of a very fat wedge, sir.

382
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,480
If it's such a fat wedge,
why don't you keep it?

383
00:21:15,530 --> 00:21:19,870
You see, I've developed a reputation
as a man who came up the hard way.

384
00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:23,830
You could say that there's blood
on these pretty white hands.

385
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:29,120
But in the new business,
once legal and under the jurisdiction

386
00:21:29,210 --> 00:21:32,590
of the respectable umbrella
of ministerial legitimacy,

387
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:36,670
an enterprise like this will
need a face with a clean past,

388
00:21:36,970 --> 00:21:39,720
which sadly I do not possess.

389
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:42,140
Retirement doesn't sound so bad.

390
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:45,810
Long walks in the countryside,
pruning roses with my better half,

391
00:21:45,890 --> 00:21:47,350
raising some cubs.

392
00:21:47,430 --> 00:21:49,900
(INHALES) I've earned it.

393
00:21:50,730 --> 00:21:54,780
Look, we both know growing
is only 50% of the business.

394
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:59,820
I need your European connections.
I've seen how the sausage is made.

395
00:21:59,910 --> 00:22:01,660
Now tell me about the butcher shops.

396
00:22:02,370 --> 00:22:04,080
Well, that comes later, Matthew,

397
00:22:04,620 --> 00:22:06,120
when the money's in escrow.

398
00:22:06,580 --> 00:22:09,920
Now that we've established
the dilemma of our protagonist,

399
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:13,590
let us turn to our antagonist.

400
00:22:13,670 --> 00:22:16,590
Many miles away,
across the open plains,

401
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:21,930
another beautiful feral beast
lopes his way to a watering hole.

402
00:22:22,010 --> 00:22:23,470
Who are you talking about now?

403
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:27,430
I talk, Raymondo, of Dry Eye.

404
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,060
Oh, Dry Eye.

405
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:33,730
What is he? Chinese? Japanese?
Pekinese? Get on your fucking knees?

406
00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:35,650
Dirty dragon filth.

407
00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:38,780
<i># Yellow is the colour
Gambling is the game #</i>

408
00:22:39,030 --> 00:22:42,360
He explodes on the scene like
a millennial fucking firecracker.

409
00:22:42,450 --> 00:22:43,490
Bang, bang, bang.

410
00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:45,530
(SHOUTING) You chee-bye motherfuckers!

411
00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:47,540
RAYMOND: <i>I'm gonna have to
stop you right there, Fletcher.</i>

412
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000
That doesn't sound like
the Dry Eye I know.

413
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,620
Just making sure you're paying
attention, Raymond.

414
00:22:52,710 --> 00:22:56,420
So let's cut instead
to a somewhat anticlimactic

415
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:59,130
<i>but suave and debonair Dry Eye,</i>

416
00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:01,050
<i>like a Chinese James Bond.</i>

417
00:23:02,430 --> 00:23:04,050
<i>"Ricense" to kill.</i>

418
00:23:05,970 --> 00:23:07,760
DRY EYE: Open them up.
MAN: Yes, boss.

419
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:10,100
(MAN SPEAKING CHINESE)

420
00:23:13,020 --> 00:23:14,480
Good Lord.

421
00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:19,900
Hose them down, load them up
and fuck them off.

422
00:23:20,150 --> 00:23:23,070
-Let me have a look at 432.
-Yes, boss. It's just right here.

423
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,320
(SPEAKING IN CHINESE)

424
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:32,290
There's 120 rims, uh,
32 LS engines, 60 custom...

425
00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:34,000
All right. Pay the man.

426
00:23:34,290 --> 00:23:37,920
Sorry, chaps. I quoted you for
a 20 when it's a 40-footer.

427
00:23:38,170 --> 00:23:40,170
(STAMMERS)
It's gonna be double bubble.

428
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,800
(STAMMERS MOCKINGLY) Double bubble?

429
00:23:44,260 --> 00:23:47,850
A gentleman's quote
is a gentleman's word.

430
00:23:49,060 --> 00:23:52,850
Now, either you or your family are
gonna have to pay for that lesson.

431
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:55,900
Do we have an understanding?

432
00:23:57,190 --> 00:23:58,230
Yes, boss.

433
00:23:59,690 --> 00:24:01,280
Give the soppy prick his money.

434
00:24:04,950 --> 00:24:07,070
FLETCHER: <i>Anyway,
let's put a pin in Dry Eye</i>

435
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,080
and turn again to Mickey.

436
00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:11,830
If you're thinking
of smoking that in here...

437
00:24:12,580 --> 00:24:13,580
don't.

438
00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:15,170
I find that confusing.

439
00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:18,380
Do you mean don't smoke
or don't think?

440
00:24:22,170 --> 00:24:23,970
-Oh...
-(LIGHTER CLICKS)

441
00:24:24,050 --> 00:24:25,970
Oh, all right, all right,
it's going out.

442
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:27,970
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

443
00:24:44,780 --> 00:24:49,450
FLETCHER: <i>I think the time has come
for me to introduce you to our queen.</i>

444
00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:50,870
WOMAN: Harold, bag.

445
00:24:50,950 --> 00:24:54,830
FLETCHER: <i>A Cockney Cleopatra
to Mickey's cowboy Caesar.</i>

446
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:58,580
<i>The only weak link in his
otherwise impregnable armour</i>

447
00:24:58,670 --> 00:25:02,500
<i>is his devotion, his passion,
some would say his obsession</i>

448
00:25:02,590 --> 00:25:04,050
<i>with his beauteous lady wife.</i>

449
00:25:04,130 --> 00:25:06,380
WOMAN: I'm trying to do you
a favour here, Mike,

450
00:25:06,470 --> 00:25:09,300
but every time I do you a favour,
it ends up costing me too.

451
00:25:09,390 --> 00:25:11,760
-MIKE ON PHONE: <i>Now, come on, Ros...
</i>-Why is Miss Kova still here?

452
00:25:11,890 --> 00:25:14,060
That Range was supposed
to be finished this morning.

453
00:25:14,140 --> 00:25:16,980
-I'm not talking to you, Mike.
-Sorry, boss. Rodge is on the Range.

454
00:25:17,190 --> 00:25:20,060
How many times have I told you?
I don't want Roger up front.

455
00:25:20,150 --> 00:25:22,650
This is a sanctuary
for the ladies. Where is he?

456
00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:24,360
He's up in your office
with your husband.

457
00:25:24,650 --> 00:25:27,650
-(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
-(POUNDING, DRILLING)

458
00:25:27,740 --> 00:25:30,370
Misha, darling, I'll have you
out of here in 20 minutes.

459
00:25:30,490 --> 00:25:33,040
Rosalind, I've got a spin
class in half an hour.

460
00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:36,710
Twenty minutes and no charge.
Lisa, champagne.

461
00:25:37,250 --> 00:25:38,580
Mike, are you still there?

462
00:25:38,670 --> 00:25:39,790
MIKE: <i>Of course
I'm still fucking here.</i>

463
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:43,130
Right, well, if you're still there,
who's ordering the fucking parts?

464
00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:44,420
So what do you think?

465
00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:46,300
Ringing the bell, but not too loud.

466
00:25:47,010 --> 00:25:48,130
Dipped in honey.

467
00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:50,470
That's on the money.

468
00:25:51,220 --> 00:25:53,680
But you always could make
a good cup of tea, Mickey.

469
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,310
(INHALES) Very nice.

470
00:25:56,220 --> 00:25:57,310
MICKEY: Hello, Ros.

471
00:25:58,520 --> 00:25:59,900
What the fuck is going on in here?

472
00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:01,940
I should have known
it was you behind this.

473
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:03,860
Rodge is supposed to be
working down there

474
00:26:03,940 --> 00:26:05,440
and you're up here
blowing his brains out.

475
00:26:05,530 --> 00:26:07,400
-I'm on it, boss.
-You wanna be.

476
00:26:07,820 --> 00:26:09,400
Don't blame the Dodge, dear.

477
00:26:09,490 --> 00:26:13,030
You know he's got a special nose
and he's doing this old dog a favour.

478
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:14,620
Dodge, get down there
and earn your money.

479
00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:15,790
Gone.

480
00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:20,120
What you doing here anyway?

481
00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:22,920
Thought I'd come by to have
a cup of tea with my wife.

482
00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:25,340
Well, go on, then. Put the kettle on.

483
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,470
Looks like the deal's gone through.

484
00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:32,510
-Second thoughts?
-No second thoughts.

485
00:26:32,590 --> 00:26:34,140
I like middle age.

486
00:26:34,390 --> 00:26:37,810
I like gentrification,
private schools, fine wines

487
00:26:37,890 --> 00:26:41,730
and a spoonful of caviar
to help my medicine go down.

488
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:43,810
But most importantly,

489
00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:45,900
I'm looking forward to spending
more time with you.

490
00:26:46,020 --> 00:26:47,110
Course you are.

491
00:26:47,530 --> 00:26:49,530
Look, I don't want you
knocking around here

492
00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:51,950
feeling all unemployed
and lost with yourself.

493
00:26:52,410 --> 00:26:53,870
Well, fuck me.

494
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,160
Most wives would beg
their other halves

495
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,080
to get out of this game, but not you.

496
00:26:58,160 --> 00:26:59,830
That's because I know you, darling.

497
00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:03,960
Look, you'll have to
do this elegantly, love.

498
00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:07,800
If word spreads that you're getting
out, that could read as weakness.

499
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,300
And if you smell smoke,
it's 'cause there's a fire,

500
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:12,340
and that could get expensive.

501
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,850
So you're gonna have to stamp that
out without any gentrification.

502
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:17,680
But not you, love.

503
00:27:19,470 --> 00:27:21,230
Don't you do anything messy.

504
00:27:21,980 --> 00:27:24,270
That's why you've
got people, remember?

505
00:27:24,350 --> 00:27:27,820
-(GROANS) I fucking love you, babe.
-Course you do.

506
00:27:28,860 --> 00:27:30,030
Any chance?

507
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,360
No, you can wait.

508
00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:36,120
I've got a red-hot Russki
with her finger on the trigger.

509
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,870
-Gotta deal with it.
-I don't mind the two of yous.

510
00:27:38,950 --> 00:27:40,700
Go on, fuck off.

511
00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:43,870
Fletcher...

512
00:27:45,250 --> 00:27:46,920
why are you wasting our time?

513
00:27:47,380 --> 00:27:49,920
I know what happens in my world
and what doesn't.

514
00:27:50,010 --> 00:27:53,380
What I fail to recognise is why
Michael should be motivated

515
00:27:53,470 --> 00:27:55,010
to write you a cheque for 20 million.

516
00:27:55,390 --> 00:27:59,100
I find you very impatient, Raymond.
I am a storyteller.

517
00:27:59,180 --> 00:28:01,730
As they say in the film game,
I'm laying pipe.

518
00:28:02,020 --> 00:28:03,890
Well, you'd better put
something through it soon.

519
00:28:03,980 --> 00:28:06,230
So what is that?
Is that a barbecue as well?

520
00:28:08,070 --> 00:28:10,730
-Yes, it is, Fletcher.
-I love a barbie.

521
00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:13,280
That is a useful bit of plant,
then, isn't it?

522
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:16,160
So that heats up your knees
and cooks at the same time?

523
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,990
(CHUCKLES) You gotta show me
how to get one of them.

524
00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,540
Well, you can take it with you
if you fuck off now.

525
00:28:22,580 --> 00:28:23,910
Ray.

526
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,420
Is there any chance of a steak?

527
00:28:32,130 --> 00:28:36,130
Yeah, all right. Got a bit of
Wagyu in the freezer as it happens.

528
00:28:36,220 --> 00:28:37,340
I've never had Wagyu.

529
00:28:37,430 --> 00:28:39,550
Yeah, well, it'll be wasted on you,
but it's all I've got.

530
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,810
-I'll get it, mate.
-Oh, no, you're all right.

531
00:28:41,890 --> 00:28:43,680
-Just stay right there.
-Oh.

532
00:28:46,270 --> 00:28:47,480
Ow, fuck me!

533
00:28:48,900 --> 00:28:50,020
It's hot.

534
00:28:56,070 --> 00:28:57,490
(EXHALES)

535
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:01,030
He's a sly fox, that Fletcher.

536
00:29:07,830 --> 00:29:09,170
Night-night, Aslan.

537
00:29:10,090 --> 00:29:11,750
32 LS engines?

538
00:29:12,380 --> 00:29:14,590
You got all these parts
on a 40-foot container?

539
00:29:15,550 --> 00:29:16,550
Yeah.

540
00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:18,970
How'd you get your hands on that?

541
00:29:20,180 --> 00:29:22,310
Ask no questions, hear no lies.

542
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:23,810
Hence the price.

543
00:29:24,730 --> 00:29:26,810
-So how much?
-Oh, no charge.

544
00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:29,230
Okay, so what's the price?

545
00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:32,110
-A meeting with your husband.
-(CHUCKLES) Oh, fuck off.

546
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:33,690
That's not gonna happen.

547
00:29:34,230 --> 00:29:35,650
It's in his interest.

548
00:29:37,820 --> 00:29:41,990
Tell you what, keep the parts.
Consider it a gesture of goodwill.

549
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,870
You know how to get hold of me.

550
00:29:47,540 --> 00:29:49,500
Well, I can't promise anything.

551
00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:52,420
Dry Eye, he got his little
sit-down with Michael, didn't he?

552
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:56,130
Bold move, that, coming in heavy,

553
00:29:56,210 --> 00:29:59,380
sanctioned or unsanctioned...

554
00:30:00,510 --> 00:30:03,560
<i>by the dragon head himself,
Lord George.</i>

555
00:30:04,180 --> 00:30:06,270
<i>Well, he's a naughty boy, that George.</i>

556
00:30:06,850 --> 00:30:09,650
<i>But Dry Eye, oh, he's next generation,</i>

557
00:30:09,730 --> 00:30:12,940
<i>and them Chinamen, they upgrade
quicker than i-fucking-Phones.</i>

558
00:30:13,150 --> 00:30:14,360
Is he making moves?

559
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,150
(CHATTERING)

560
00:30:16,230 --> 00:30:18,110
FLETCHER: <i>Is he breaking out
on his own?</i>

561
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,820
<i>Big man plans
behind Lord George's back?</i>

562
00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:25,330
To be fair, it was very nicely played

563
00:30:25,410 --> 00:30:27,500
with 100 grand's worth
of free car parts,

564
00:30:27,580 --> 00:30:31,920
because everyone knows that the way
to a man's heart is through his wife.

565
00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:36,590
You'd make a lovely wife, Raymond.

566
00:30:47,020 --> 00:30:49,520
Thank you for taking the time
to see me, Michael.

567
00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:51,850
Lord George sends his best.

568
00:30:52,230 --> 00:30:55,020
I only took this meeting
because Ros asked me to.

569
00:30:55,110 --> 00:30:57,360
Make sure to never approach
her like that again.

570
00:30:57,650 --> 00:30:59,320
I meant no disrespect.

571
00:31:09,580 --> 00:31:10,710
How can I help?

572
00:31:11,830 --> 00:31:13,380
I understand you're getting out.

573
00:31:14,380 --> 00:31:16,960
Getting out. Getting out of what?

574
00:31:17,300 --> 00:31:19,420
Bed? My head? The closet?

575
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,090
Don't flirt with me, Dry Eye.
I'm a busy man.

576
00:31:22,630 --> 00:31:24,470
I hear you're getting out of the game.

577
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:29,140
And I would like you
to consider an offer.

578
00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:30,980
Look, let me stop you right there

579
00:31:31,060 --> 00:31:33,060
so you don't waste any more of
your precious breath, young man.

580
00:31:33,150 --> 00:31:35,730
This is not a discussion
for the two of us.

581
00:31:35,810 --> 00:31:38,190
Unlike the salt and pepper,
it's not on the table.

582
00:31:42,030 --> 00:31:44,490
This is a big number.

583
00:31:45,870 --> 00:31:48,990
(TYPING ON MOBILE)

584
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:07,600
Cash.

585
00:32:08,140 --> 00:32:11,680
I am not for sale.

586
00:32:13,850 --> 00:32:16,560
And even if I was,
you're several zeros short.

587
00:32:16,650 --> 00:32:18,770
Now, you may be able to buy
your man's sausage for that,

588
00:32:18,860 --> 00:32:20,860
but to me it just looks
rude at breakfast.

589
00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:25,160
You're out of touch.

590
00:32:28,330 --> 00:32:31,330
You're forgetting the laws of the
jungle, looking down on me.

591
00:32:36,630 --> 00:32:39,460
Now, when the silverback's
got more silver than back...

592
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:42,090
he best move on...

593
00:32:44,050 --> 00:32:45,550
before he gets moved on.

594
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,220
It's not dignified.

595
00:32:49,180 --> 00:32:52,890
It's beneath you, Michael.
Trying to do you a favour.

596
00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:54,390
(SIGHS)

597
00:32:55,060 --> 00:32:57,020
This is a big fucking number.

598
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:04,530
And this?

599
00:33:05,610 --> 00:33:07,280
This is a big fucking gun.

600
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,040
(GROANS)

601
00:33:14,450 --> 00:33:15,580
(SQUEALING)

602
00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:17,330
Eyes not so dry now, are they?

603
00:33:17,420 --> 00:33:19,080
(SCREAMING)

604
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,040
Hurts, does it?

605
00:33:22,420 --> 00:33:24,720
You looking for your balls
or a hole in the wall?

606
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:25,840
Fuck!

607
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,840
Where the fuck do you think
you're going?

608
00:33:27,930 --> 00:33:29,760
Because you're not going out
the way you came in,

609
00:33:29,850 --> 00:33:31,260
you deluded duck-eating cunt.

610
00:33:31,350 --> 00:33:32,510
(SCREAMS)

611
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,060
Talking to me about the laws of
the jungle.

612
00:33:34,310 --> 00:33:36,890
What was it? Something
about being beneath me?

613
00:33:36,980 --> 00:33:38,480
-Silver on back?
-(SCREAMING)

614
00:33:39,650 --> 00:33:42,110
There's only one rule
in this fucking jungle.

615
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:45,570
When the lion's hungry, he eats.

616
00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:48,450
RAYMOND: <i>You're wrong, Fletcher.</i>

617
00:33:48,820 --> 00:33:50,240
That's not how Michael works.

618
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,290
Yeah, I know. I know. I was
just having a bit of fun.

619
00:33:53,450 --> 00:33:55,620
Every movie needs
a bit of action, doesn't it?

620
00:33:55,750 --> 00:33:57,710
And it's not like Michael
doesn't have a reputation.

621
00:33:57,790 --> 00:33:59,370
Had a reputation.

622
00:34:00,170 --> 00:34:01,540
He's been gentrified.

623
00:34:02,670 --> 00:34:05,380
(SPEECH REWINDING)

624
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:08,720
DRY EYE: <i>...big fucking number.</i>

625
00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:10,680
I know how you lot love fables,

626
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,640
so let me share
a little fable with you.

627
00:34:15,140 --> 00:34:17,350
There once was
a young and foolish dragon

628
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:19,730
who came to ask
a wise and cunning lion

629
00:34:19,810 --> 00:34:21,770
about acquiring his territory.

630
00:34:22,270 --> 00:34:23,520
Now, the lion, he wasn't interested,

631
00:34:23,610 --> 00:34:25,530
so he told the little dragon
to fuck off.

632
00:34:26,650 --> 00:34:29,110
But the dragon couldn't understand
what "fuck off" meant,

633
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:32,070
so he persisted and continued
to ask the lion

634
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:33,910
about acquiring his territory.

635
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:37,040
So the lion took
the little dragon for a walk

636
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,870
and put five bullets
in his little dragon head.

637
00:34:41,540 --> 00:34:42,710
End of story.

638
00:34:45,630 --> 00:34:48,380
Now, allegedly there's a message
in there.

639
00:34:48,510 --> 00:34:51,720
I don't know what it is,
but you're a clever boy, Dry Eye.

640
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,600
Maybe you can explain it to me.

641
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,220
I think your time's up, chaps.

642
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:00,730
Michael, you should recons...

643
00:35:00,810 --> 00:35:01,900
Tut, tut...

644
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:04,610
Just marinade on it.

645
00:35:06,150 --> 00:35:07,690
In the meantime, fuck off.

646
00:35:11,990 --> 00:35:15,370
Oh, I bet Mickey was pleased he
took that meeting, wasn't he?

647
00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:17,450
Yes, it went very well.

648
00:35:17,870 --> 00:35:19,960
-Yeah.
-Do you want the top or the bottom?

649
00:35:20,370 --> 00:35:22,040
The bottom, please, darling.

650
00:35:22,830 --> 00:35:25,500
Now, things started to unravel
after that meeting.

651
00:35:25,590 --> 00:35:28,550
Didn't Mickey get a rat
infestation at one of his farms?

652
00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:36,100
MAN 1: (WHISPERING) Come on.

653
00:35:37,310 --> 00:35:38,430
Stealth, stealth.

654
00:35:39,850 --> 00:35:40,930
Go.

655
00:35:43,150 --> 00:35:44,310
Ballys down.

656
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,440
Let's move. Go, go, go, go.

657
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:53,360
MAN 2: Shit.

658
00:35:53,610 --> 00:35:54,780
(MAN 3 LAUGHS)

659
00:35:55,030 --> 00:35:57,700
Oh, my days.

660
00:35:58,240 --> 00:35:59,750
MAN 1: Fucking hell.

661
00:36:00,330 --> 00:36:01,710
He said there'd be a bit of puff.

662
00:36:01,790 --> 00:36:03,420
MAN 3: Yeah, they weren't joking.

663
00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:07,500
Oi, fellas.
It's already packed.

664
00:36:07,590 --> 00:36:08,840
Let's not mess about.

665
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,170
Let's load it up, boys.

666
00:36:11,010 --> 00:36:12,380
Who the fuck are you lot?

667
00:36:12,510 --> 00:36:14,220
MAN 1: Fuck. Cover up.

668
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,970
-Do you know who owns this gaff?
-MAN 1: We don't give a fuck.

669
00:36:18,430 --> 00:36:20,270
I think you got off on the wrong stop.

670
00:36:20,970 --> 00:36:22,350
Oi, Tezza!

671
00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:24,850
-TEZZA: What?
-Fancy a row?

672
00:36:26,940 --> 00:36:29,730
-Who are these jokers?
-They want our gear.

673
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:31,490
Marv!

674
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,610
Who's this cunt?

675
00:36:34,110 --> 00:36:35,280
John!

676
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:39,620
-Oh, hello. It's Dad's Army.
-Oi, Frank.

677
00:36:41,330 --> 00:36:43,250
What's this? Teddy bears' picnic?

678
00:36:43,330 --> 00:36:44,920
FRANK: Oi, Mo!

679
00:36:46,330 --> 00:36:49,710
-Any more rabbits in that warren?
-MAN 1: You lads fancy a warm-up?

680
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,380
GUARD: Not for you Jelly Babies.
MAN 3: On three, lads.

681
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,470
-Three.
-(CHATTERING)

682
00:36:55,550 --> 00:36:56,970
BOY 1: Hey!

683
00:36:57,050 --> 00:36:58,930
What? You wanna call him back,
Granddad?

684
00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:01,140
-(BLOWS)
-Fuck!

685
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:02,850
Boss, let me get
two burgers on the stove.

686
00:37:02,980 --> 00:37:05,850
Get that quick, understand?
And I want two chips as well.

687
00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:08,110
What is this smell of wee in here?

688
00:37:08,190 --> 00:37:09,400
(CHATTERING STOPS)

689
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:13,740
Who the fuck is this joke, man?
Don't stand near me, son.

690
00:37:14,490 --> 00:37:17,110
You got your mouthwash
muddled up with cat piss.

691
00:37:17,530 --> 00:37:20,330
Take two steps back
and wait your turn.

692
00:37:20,490 --> 00:37:22,040
(BOYS CHUCKLE)

693
00:37:22,950 --> 00:37:25,250
You better fuck off, old man,
or I'll wet you.

694
00:37:25,330 --> 00:37:27,670
The only thing you can wet's
your underpants, son.

695
00:37:27,750 --> 00:37:29,210
Now, back two steps.

696
00:37:29,630 --> 00:37:32,340
BOY 2: Trigger. That's you. Go on.

697
00:37:32,420 --> 00:37:34,090
BOY 3: That's you. You're up, bruv.
BOY 1: Yeah?

698
00:37:34,170 --> 00:37:35,880
BOY 3: Do him. Shift him, bruv.

699
00:37:36,010 --> 00:37:38,260
-BOY 1: Stick it in him, bruv.
-(WOMAN GASPS)

700
00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:40,430
Now, if you're gonna stab,
stab, Trigger.

701
00:37:40,510 --> 00:37:43,350
-Don't, you know, dance.
-(CUSTOMERS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

702
00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:45,480
What are yous, like a Four Tops
tribute act or something?

703
00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:47,980
The Foreskins. The Redskins.

704
00:37:48,060 --> 00:37:50,150
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Here come the Indians.

705
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:52,650
Bit of the old Northern Soul,
is it, boys?

706
00:37:52,730 --> 00:37:55,320
Putting the gay back in Marvin Gaye.

707
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,900
I'm on fire over here, lads. Come on,
I need some back and forth. Come on.

708
00:37:57,990 --> 00:38:00,820
What have you got for me?
Now, make it quick. Make it funny.

709
00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:02,950
Fuck you!

710
00:38:03,910 --> 00:38:06,660
Jeez, that's disappointing.
No, no, not that.

711
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,670
Go again. Go again.

712
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,290
Now, make it sharp.
Cut me with it.

713
00:38:11,380 --> 00:38:13,300
-BOY 3: Fucking do him, laddie.
-Come on.

714
00:38:13,380 --> 00:38:15,090
BOY 1: Yeah. Yeah.

715
00:38:15,170 --> 00:38:16,590
-(KNIFE CLINKS)
-Oh, shit!

716
00:38:16,670 --> 00:38:17,880
-Come on then, you dickhead.
-(GRUNTS)

717
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,090
-(BOY 1 GROANS)
-BOY 2: My eyes!

718
00:38:21,510 --> 00:38:23,720
Yous are embarrassing
yourself here, lads.

719
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:27,180
Kids stab, girls shoot, boys punch.

720
00:38:27,270 --> 00:38:30,400
Grown-ups fight with their heads.
That's where the real battle is.

721
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,110
Up here, in the grey.

722
00:38:32,190 --> 00:38:33,770
BOY 2: He sparked me out, bruv.

723
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:36,650
Now, wake up, lads.
Life's quick, you're slow.

724
00:38:36,740 --> 00:38:38,490
Life's hard on a bone top.

725
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:41,820
Come on down the gym.
We'll see what we can do with yous.

726
00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:47,120
Hang on. Are you the coach?

727
00:38:48,540 --> 00:38:51,790
-(BOY 2 SNIFFS)
-(MOBILE RINGING)

728
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:53,340
Coach, it's Ernie.

729
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:57,300
Shit. It's the fucking coach, bro.
It's the fucking coach.

730
00:38:57,710 --> 00:38:59,010
Ernie, what is it?

731
00:38:59,090 --> 00:39:00,680
ERNIE ON MOBILE:
<i>Ball's in the back of the net.</i>

732
00:39:01,550 --> 00:39:03,550
We've rung the bell here
and we're gonna include you,

733
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:04,890
because you're our mentor.

734
00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:06,310
I don't know what
you're talking about,

735
00:39:06,390 --> 00:39:07,560
but I don't like the sound of it.

736
00:39:07,810 --> 00:39:11,440
-We've landed a load of sticky bush.
-<i>Listen to me, now, Ernie.</i>

737
00:39:12,060 --> 00:39:13,480
Walk away.

738
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,690
It's too late. We're at the gym now
unloading the van.

739
00:39:15,770 --> 00:39:17,030
You took my van?

740
00:39:17,780 --> 00:39:19,780
Wait there.
I'll be back in ten minutes.

741
00:39:20,530 --> 00:39:23,450
I'm sorry to intrude, but I think
you need to see this, boss.

742
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,290
(HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING)

743
00:39:28,370 --> 00:39:29,790
MAN: (RAPPING)
<i># Man didn't have to take off the door</i>

744
00:39:29,870 --> 00:39:31,920
<i># Pull up in the dinger,
straight through the hole in the floor</i>

745
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,460
<i># With the Toddlers,
don't know what you thought</i>

746
00:39:33,540 --> 00:39:35,000
<i># By the end of the night,
you'll be picking up your jaw</i>

747
00:39:35,090 --> 00:39:36,500
<i># Plants, not ten or twenty</i>

748
00:39:36,590 --> 00:39:39,010
It's Eggs Benny,
'cause I never get cracked.

749
00:39:39,970 --> 00:39:41,760
<i># Man's egg got cracked
And his legs went jelly</i>

750
00:39:42,930 --> 00:39:44,760
<i># Just know that we're leaving
the room with every last penny</i>

751
00:39:44,850 --> 00:39:46,640
They call me Ghost, 'cause
you never see me coming.

752
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,640
<i># Just know it's over
When you see ghosts</i>

753
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,640
<i># Spinning back kick
Might take off your nose</i>

754
00:39:50,730 --> 00:39:53,560
<i># Man don't want that smoke
Big elbow to the top of the dome</i>

755
00:39:54,020 --> 00:39:55,270
My name's Ernie.

756
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,070
'Cause the left hand's fast
and the right hand's sturdy.

757
00:39:57,150 --> 00:39:59,110
<i># The left hand's fast
And the right hand's sturdy</i>

758
00:39:59,190 --> 00:40:01,610
<i># You know I've been Bad from early,
your little Headlock can't hurt me</i>

759
00:40:02,150 --> 00:40:03,240
Jim.

760
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:05,620
<i># Jim, Jim, The Iron Chin</i>

761
00:40:05,700 --> 00:40:07,160
<i># You already know
Man can't fuck with him</i>

762
00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:08,620
<i># When it comes to
This fighting thing</i>

763
00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:10,500
<i># Man will head-butt him
Put in the double-leg takedown...</i>

764
00:40:10,910 --> 00:40:12,410
Why are we watching fight porn, Ray?

765
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,460
Because it's fight porn
at one of my farms.

766
00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:17,920
<i># We're the Toddlers
Are you dumb?</i>

767
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,300
<i># Just know that we come from the
bottom of the slum and we're hungry</i>

768
00:40:20,380 --> 00:40:22,260
<i># Means we're coming for the crumbs
And we're like a tax man</i>

769
00:40:22,340 --> 00:40:25,760
<i># 'Cause we're coming For your funds,
bang, bang, you see us in a gang #</i>

770
00:40:28,390 --> 00:40:30,140
-Coach.
-Jim, put that shit out.

771
00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:32,140
-I've only just...
-Jim, into the office.

772
00:40:32,310 --> 00:40:34,650
Benny, put down that box
of scorpions. Follow Jim.

773
00:40:34,730 --> 00:40:36,270
It weren't my idea, Coach.

774
00:40:37,650 --> 00:40:39,070
Oh, shit.

775
00:40:39,150 --> 00:40:41,490
Mal, what the fuck did
you do to your nose?

776
00:40:41,570 --> 00:40:43,950
-You have a fight in a week, man.
-Looks a lot worse than what it is.

777
00:40:44,030 --> 00:40:45,610
-I'm a hundred percent.
-Yeah?

778
00:40:47,620 --> 00:40:50,580
MAN 1: Two thousand hits!
Oh, my days!

779
00:40:50,870 --> 00:40:53,870
I look mad in this.
The lighting is banging.

780
00:40:54,750 --> 00:40:57,080
<i># Put it on the net, do you wanna bet?
It will do a million a set</i>

781
00:40:57,170 --> 00:41:00,880
<i># That's it, boxes of bush
All buds, no dust</i>

782
00:41:01,420 --> 00:41:04,420
<i># Boxes and boxes and boxes
We're the Toddlers, are you dumb?</i>

783
00:41:05,050 --> 00:41:08,140
<i># Boxes of bush
All buds, no dust</i>

784
00:41:08,510 --> 00:41:10,970
<i># Boxes and boxes and boxes
We're the Toddlers, are you dumb?</i>

785
00:41:11,060 --> 00:41:13,560
Make sure you get the upper cut in.
It looks gangsta.

786
00:41:13,730 --> 00:41:15,140
Is that what I think it is?

787
00:41:15,350 --> 00:41:18,270
MAN 1: Yeah,
but the best version of it.

788
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:19,980
Tell me you didn't put
that fight porn online.

789
00:41:20,070 --> 00:41:22,360
It's white hot, Coach. The hits.

790
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,200
-It's gone intergalactic.
-What was I thinking,

791
00:41:25,490 --> 00:41:27,530
leaving you kids alone unsupervised?

792
00:41:29,030 --> 00:41:31,490
Take it down. Now!

793
00:41:31,580 --> 00:41:33,500
I've gotta say, I was impressed.

794
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,710
The way they fought?
They're on point, guvnor.

795
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,670
Whoever trained them
knows what he's doing.

796
00:41:39,750 --> 00:41:41,090
Thank you. That's enough.

797
00:41:41,170 --> 00:41:43,170
-Well, I'm just saying.
-Well, quit saying.

798
00:41:43,260 --> 00:41:44,800
Okay, thank you.

799
00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:48,640
No sooner do I entertain
Matthew's offer to buy me out

800
00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:50,850
and reject Dry Eye's offer

801
00:41:51,510 --> 00:41:52,680
does one of my farms get raided.

802
00:41:53,100 --> 00:41:54,270
First time ever.

803
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:56,020
Doesn't feel like
a coincidence, does it?

804
00:41:56,140 --> 00:41:58,440
It isn't. There's fuckery afoot.

805
00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:01,690
-How did they find it?
-I don't know.

806
00:42:01,770 --> 00:42:03,070
I'm making inquiries.

807
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:05,610
What about Matthew?

808
00:42:06,030 --> 00:42:08,950
He's gonna need reassuring
before he parts with 400 big ones.

809
00:42:09,070 --> 00:42:11,160
FLETCHER: So many questions
unanswered, Ray.

810
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:14,830
I mean, who'd be smart enough
to find one of Mickey's farms?

811
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:16,370
Apart from me, of course.

812
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:21,000
<i>And who would be bold enough
to make such a move?</i>

813
00:42:21,170 --> 00:42:24,130
<i>Especially to film it all
and then post it all online?</i>

814
00:42:24,210 --> 00:42:27,800
Because that is really rubbing
your face in it, isn't it?

815
00:42:28,550 --> 00:42:29,760
MATTHEW: <i>I'm here to help, Michael.</i>

816
00:42:29,890 --> 00:42:32,260
I'm your friend, your ally,

817
00:42:32,470 --> 00:42:34,430
your Santa Claus
for all seasons,

818
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:38,350
and I'd like you to know my team
of elves can be very persuasive.

819
00:42:38,730 --> 00:42:42,270
Persuasive? And why
would I need persuasive?

820
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:46,030
Well, I hear you might have
had a little trouble.

821
00:42:46,820 --> 00:42:48,900
Now, you helped me before
when my source ran dry,

822
00:42:48,990 --> 00:42:51,490
so I'm just returning
the favour and reminding you

823
00:42:51,570 --> 00:42:54,160
-I have effectual friends.
-Elves?

824
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:56,410
Elves?

825
00:42:56,500 --> 00:42:59,210
-Yes. You said elves.
-Did I?

826
00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:00,420
Mm.

827
00:43:01,210 --> 00:43:04,460
No trouble over here, Matthew.
No trouble at all.

828
00:43:07,420 --> 00:43:09,840
-So we brought you a token.
-MICKEY: You did?

829
00:43:11,890 --> 00:43:15,640
And what might this be?

830
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:19,140
It's a paperweight to keep down all
the paper I'm about to give you.

831
00:43:19,230 --> 00:43:22,020
-Well, it looks like a gun.
-And it's a paperweight.

832
00:43:22,310 --> 00:43:23,810
Seeing how in this country,

833
00:43:23,900 --> 00:43:26,570
unlike in our homeland,
they're illegal.

834
00:43:26,730 --> 00:43:29,360
So is riding your bicycle
at night without lights.

835
00:43:29,490 --> 00:43:31,110
Laws are there as a guideline.

836
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,870
In France, it's illegal
to call a pig Napoleon,

837
00:43:33,950 --> 00:43:35,370
but just try and stop me.

838
00:43:37,290 --> 00:43:39,370
I quite like it. You're very kind.

839
00:43:39,620 --> 00:43:42,210
-Thank you.
-Hands across the sea.

840
00:43:42,290 --> 00:43:44,210
FLETCHER: <i>Mickey calmed down the Jew</i>

841
00:43:44,290 --> 00:43:46,290
<i>and it seems the deal
is still going ahead.</i>

842
00:43:46,550 --> 00:43:50,130
<i>But bad timing, jeopardising deals,
shutting down farms.</i>

843
00:43:50,220 --> 00:43:54,140
<i>It could be an expensive disaster if
Mickey doesn't get this cleaned up.</i>

844
00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:56,310
MAN: Should I be scared?

845
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:01,350
MICKEY: I don't think so, but I like
to err on the side of caution.

846
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:02,770
What does that mean?

847
00:44:02,980 --> 00:44:04,900
It means I'm going to
have to close shop,

848
00:44:05,060 --> 00:44:07,980
shut this farm down
and make it disappear.

849
00:44:08,570 --> 00:44:10,070
You might see
a couple of trucks around here

850
00:44:10,150 --> 00:44:11,990
over the next few days, but that's it.

851
00:44:12,490 --> 00:44:14,160
Well, I'm not gonna pretend
that missing out

852
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:17,160
on a million pounds commission a year
isn't going to hurt somewhat.

853
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:18,870
The pain is being shared.

854
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:22,620
Stolen product,
loss of earnings meantime,

855
00:44:22,710 --> 00:44:25,790
the cost of shutting down,
the expense of setting up elsewhere.

856
00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:28,250
It's funny, really, but
it couldn't be worse timing.

857
00:44:28,710 --> 00:44:29,880
How so?

858
00:44:30,130 --> 00:44:31,420
I've...

859
00:44:32,550 --> 00:44:34,720
I've just learned we need
a whole new roof apparently.

860
00:44:34,970 --> 00:44:38,350
As I say, I'm as upset
about this as you are.

861
00:44:42,850 --> 00:44:44,980
-Henry.
-Mickey.

862
00:44:45,690 --> 00:44:49,400
FLETCHER: <i>The toffs look after Mickey.
Now Mickey looks after the toffs.</i>

863
00:44:50,150 --> 00:44:52,570
<i>But there's a lot of toffs
to look after.</i>

864
00:44:53,530 --> 00:44:55,570
-Henry.
-FLETCHER: <i>And when it rains...</i>

865
00:44:55,660 --> 00:44:57,120
Let me take care of the roof.

866
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,330
FLETCHER: <i>...it fucking pours.</i>

867
00:44:59,910 --> 00:45:03,210
<i>Now, there's only one thing that
needs more looking after than a toff,</i>

868
00:45:03,290 --> 00:45:05,620
<i>and that is
a toff's offspring.</i>

869
00:45:05,710 --> 00:45:09,000
<i>Which brings me neatly back
to Big Dave's story,</i>

870
00:45:09,090 --> 00:45:11,800
<i>the very reason I'm sitting here
sipping whisky with you</i>

871
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,420
<i>in the first fucking place.</i>

872
00:45:13,590 --> 00:45:17,180
<i>This is how Big Dave
is gonna bring Mickey down,</i>

873
00:45:17,260 --> 00:45:21,470
<i>by using and abusing Lord Pressfield's
much-beloved child.</i>

874
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:23,270
Lord Pressfield's daughter,

875
00:45:23,350 --> 00:45:26,440
the famous and talented Laura,
all self-hate and harm,

876
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:30,230
has fallen for this Power Noel's
smacked-out dark charm,

877
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:31,610
and I want the lot of them,

878
00:45:32,150 --> 00:45:34,990
especially that slimy little
jam rag Pearson,

879
00:45:35,070 --> 00:45:37,660
in bed with a skint, discredited toff,

880
00:45:37,740 --> 00:45:41,620
and supplying gear to young
and reckless rock-star royals,

881
00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:44,040
royals unbridled by distracted parents

882
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:46,210
too busy skiing
on the Swiss Alps to notice

883
00:45:46,290 --> 00:45:48,290
and too fucking stupid to care.

884
00:45:48,380 --> 00:45:50,790
(CHUCKLES) I like it.
You're good at this, boss.

885
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,090
Yeah, I know what I'm good at, Hammy.
Fuck off.

886
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:58,470
<i>Aristocratic, junkie, bulimic,
auto-tuned singing daughter</i>

887
00:45:58,550 --> 00:46:01,390
<i>shacked up with some smacked-out,
once-upon-a-time pop star,</i>

888
00:46:01,470 --> 00:46:02,930
<i>and all looked after
by Mickey Pearson.</i>

889
00:46:03,020 --> 00:46:06,060
I like it. You know, I like it a lot.

890
00:46:06,730 --> 00:46:10,480
We wrapped her in cotton wool.
But she was our little Lor-la.

891
00:46:11,980 --> 00:46:15,030
Charlie called her that because
she couldn't say Laura at first.

892
00:46:15,530 --> 00:46:17,280
We miss her terribly, Mickey.

893
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:19,990
I've failed as a parent.

894
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,330
You mustn't keep beating yourself up,
dear.

895
00:46:22,580 --> 00:46:25,160
Anne's right, Charles.
You mustn't blame yourselves.

896
00:46:25,290 --> 00:46:27,370
It sounds as though Laura
fell in with the wrong crowd

897
00:46:27,460 --> 00:46:29,790
at a time when she was
particularly vulnerable.

898
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:31,750
What more could we do?

899
00:46:32,750 --> 00:46:34,630
It's happened to so many of
our friends.

900
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,090
It's a curse.

901
00:46:37,380 --> 00:46:40,090
-Do you mind if I look into it?
-So you'll help us?

902
00:46:41,550 --> 00:46:42,930
Let me see what I can do.

903
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:49,480
You should get yourself
one of these, boss.

904
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:52,650
-Well, that's the plan.
-Everything all right?

905
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:54,690
You remember their daughter?

906
00:46:54,820 --> 00:46:56,780
Yeah, Laura.
Nice girl. Good voice.

907
00:46:57,150 --> 00:47:00,450
Teeny sort of spunk-funk fuck pop.
Shame about the habit.

908
00:47:00,530 --> 00:47:03,780
She's gone missing. They've asked
us to find her, bring her home.

909
00:47:04,330 --> 00:47:05,330
Mm-hmm.

910
00:47:06,410 --> 00:47:07,580
Is that a problem?

911
00:47:07,660 --> 00:47:09,580
Well, I had a feeling
you might ask me this, boss,

912
00:47:09,670 --> 00:47:11,120
so I did some due diligence.

913
00:47:11,210 --> 00:47:13,090
I know where she is
and I don't like it.

914
00:47:13,170 --> 00:47:15,420
-I'd rather we didn't get involved.
-Why not?

915
00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:18,010
RAYMOND: <i>She's on
a South London council estate.</i>

916
00:47:18,130 --> 00:47:20,220
-MICKEY: <i>So?
</i>-It's out of our jurisdiction.

917
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,970
There's too many moving parts,
parts that we can't control.

918
00:47:23,050 --> 00:47:24,850
What if she doesn't wanna come?
It's gonna get messy.

919
00:47:24,930 --> 00:47:27,640
Well, that may be true,
but you're still doing it.

920
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:29,890
I accept that.

921
00:47:31,060 --> 00:47:34,400
-But can't you send Frazier instead?
-No, I can't send Frazier instead.

922
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:37,110
-You're my best man. I want you.
-(SIGHS)

923
00:47:42,070 --> 00:47:43,870
It's just that I don't like smackies.

924
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:46,200
It's the filth and the grime
and the grub in the tub.

925
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,290
I'm not asking your OCD to spend
the weekend with them, Ray.

926
00:47:50,580 --> 00:47:52,000
Think of it as philanthropy.

927
00:47:53,580 --> 00:47:55,210
Come on, you're driving.

928
00:47:56,550 --> 00:47:58,300
No good deed goes unpunished.

929
00:47:58,670 --> 00:48:02,760
(CHUCKLES) And this is where you
have your moment, isn't it, Raymondo?

930
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:04,550
This is where you step on stage

931
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:07,010
and set the dominoes flying
every-fucking-where.

932
00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:09,350
Meaning what?

933
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:12,940
Meaning no good deed
goes unpunished.

934
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:14,980
Knock, knock-knock, knock, knock.

935
00:48:24,030 --> 00:48:25,370
<i>Buenos dias.</i>

936
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,290
MAN: Wrong door.
RAYMOND: Ah, ah, ah.

937
00:48:29,700 --> 00:48:33,170
My name is Raymond Smith.

938
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:36,040
Can I step inside
for a moment, please?

939
00:48:42,550 --> 00:48:44,220
How can I help you, Officer?

940
00:48:45,140 --> 00:48:48,390
I'm not the police. No, I just
need a moment of your time.

941
00:48:48,470 --> 00:48:50,520
It's about Laura Pressfield.

942
00:48:51,890 --> 00:48:53,480
I don't know anyone of that name.

943
00:48:54,230 --> 00:48:56,560
It would be much easier
for all parties concerned

944
00:48:56,650 --> 00:48:58,690
if I could just step inside
for a moment.

945
00:48:59,570 --> 00:49:02,570
-No, fuck off.
-BOY 1: Jeez.

946
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:04,860
BOY 2: That's a nice whip, bruv.

947
00:49:04,950 --> 00:49:07,370
Killer motor. It's a shame
about them rims, though.

948
00:49:07,450 --> 00:49:08,910
BOY 2: Yeah, lend us the keys.

949
00:49:09,030 --> 00:49:10,910
Put some chrome twenty-twos
on that.

950
00:49:10,990 --> 00:49:13,410
Hey, my man's got the Dessies
and the bootcuts, you know.

951
00:49:13,500 --> 00:49:15,040
Deffo linking a jezzie.

952
00:49:15,670 --> 00:49:16,880
(LIFT BELL DINGS)

953
00:49:18,090 --> 00:49:20,210
(MUFFLED INDISTINCT CHATTER)

954
00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:32,770
-MAN 1: What the fuck?
-(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)

955
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:35,640
MAN 1: Fuck you!

956
00:49:36,770 --> 00:49:39,360
-MAN 1: What are you doing here?
-MAN 2: Now, now, now.

957
00:49:40,070 --> 00:49:42,570
-MAN 1: Get the fuck out.
-Now, now, now.

958
00:49:48,030 --> 00:49:49,910
As you was, boys and girls.

959
00:50:01,210 --> 00:50:02,550
Sit down.

960
00:50:07,470 --> 00:50:08,680
Thank you.

961
00:50:13,350 --> 00:50:15,480
Shall we have
a little bit of fresh air?

962
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:17,690
(MUSIC STOPS)

963
00:50:20,650 --> 00:50:22,610
Who the fuck are your mates, Brown?

964
00:50:22,900 --> 00:50:26,990
No need to get excited, young man.
We will be gone in a few moments.

965
00:50:27,070 --> 00:50:29,360
No, no, no, you'll be gone
before then. Get the fuck out now.

966
00:50:32,490 --> 00:50:34,750
I can be dangerous if I want to be.
Get the fuck out now.

967
00:50:34,830 --> 00:50:36,580
Sit down, Power,

968
00:50:36,660 --> 00:50:38,620
before you get yourself
into more trouble.

969
00:50:38,710 --> 00:50:41,460
How d'you know my name? How
the fuck does he know my name?

970
00:50:41,540 --> 00:50:42,920
I know all your names.

971
00:50:43,550 --> 00:50:46,970
Apart from that little anomaly.

972
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:49,470
I know where you went to school.

973
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:52,470
I know who your parents are.

974
00:50:53,220 --> 00:50:57,480
And I know you'll suck a cock
for a five-pound bag.

975
00:51:01,310 --> 00:51:02,770
Now sit.

976
00:51:11,660 --> 00:51:14,700
Just so we're clear,
I work for a man,

977
00:51:15,330 --> 00:51:17,200
a powerful man.

978
00:51:17,330 --> 00:51:18,660
Michael Pearson.

979
00:51:18,870 --> 00:51:20,500
Ten points to you, Laura.

980
00:51:20,580 --> 00:51:21,790
Who's Michael Pearson?

981
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:25,170
Friend of her father's.
Runs London's puff game.

982
00:51:25,590 --> 00:51:26,960
A big dick swinger.

983
00:51:27,170 --> 00:51:28,630
What is your name, young man?

984
00:51:29,420 --> 00:51:31,970
-Aslan.
-And where are you from, Aslan?

985
00:51:32,090 --> 00:51:33,640
You don't sound like
one of the natives.

986
00:51:34,350 --> 00:51:35,600
Disneyland.

987
00:51:35,930 --> 00:51:37,180
Sounds about right.

988
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:39,810
Well, you are correct.
He is a big dick swinger.

989
00:51:39,890 --> 00:51:42,060
But I wouldn't want him
to hear you say that.

990
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,020
It's best you forget what
he apparently does

991
00:51:44,110 --> 00:51:45,900
for a living after we depart.

992
00:51:46,940 --> 00:51:50,280
Now, Laura, your father's
asked us to bring you home.

993
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:51,610
She's not going anywhere.

994
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:02,210
Do you mind if I sit?

995
00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:03,540
Yes.

996
00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:18,640
(SIGHS) I don't build a joint like
the Americans and the new school...

997
00:52:19,470 --> 00:52:23,230
back-strapping, jockstrapping,
coke-wrapping, and all that bollocks.

998
00:52:23,940 --> 00:52:26,690
I like a good old-fashioned
50-50 mix, me.

999
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:28,690
That's how we used to play.

1000
00:52:29,150 --> 00:52:31,280
If there's one thing
I will never understand,

1001
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:33,280
it's why you lot
get addicted to heroin.

1002
00:52:34,070 --> 00:52:37,990
If there's one drug you should not
chase, it is the dirty dragon.

1003
00:52:38,830 --> 00:52:40,160
Did you ever give it a spin, Bunny?

1004
00:52:40,500 --> 00:52:43,210
No, not me, Ray.
I don't even puff any more.

1005
00:52:43,460 --> 00:52:47,340
Of course not. Bunny likes the gym.
You can probably see that.

1006
00:52:48,210 --> 00:52:51,170
-What are you benching these days?
-Three wheels a side.

1007
00:52:52,220 --> 00:52:53,380
What about you, Brown?

1008
00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:56,970
What about me?
(STAMMERS) What could I lift?

1009
00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:00,220
You couldn't lift
a wheel of cheese, you cunt.

1010
00:53:03,890 --> 00:53:05,150
Now...

1011
00:53:07,020 --> 00:53:08,690
if you wanna be naughty,

1012
00:53:09,020 --> 00:53:11,990
what happened to a little smoke
and a poke and a glass of wine,

1013
00:53:12,190 --> 00:53:14,490
some Barry White,
candles around the bath

1014
00:53:14,570 --> 00:53:16,200
and put your finger in the missus?

1015
00:53:16,910 --> 00:53:18,370
Who's Barry White?

1016
00:53:18,910 --> 00:53:20,160
BUNNY: Big black geezer.

1017
00:53:20,540 --> 00:53:21,870
Sexy voice.

1018
00:53:21,950 --> 00:53:23,290
I'm... I'm lost.

1019
00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:27,380
Am I in the bath with Barry White's
finger in my missus?

1020
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:31,840
Be quiet, Brown. You were lost long
before Barry White walked in.

1021
00:53:43,980 --> 00:53:45,600
If you lot are unhappy,

1022
00:53:46,060 --> 00:53:48,360
you should share your thoughts
with your friends.

1023
00:53:49,060 --> 00:53:52,190
Nice friends. Talk it out,
find a positive solution.

1024
00:53:53,030 --> 00:53:56,860
But, no,
all you lot choose squalor.

1025
00:53:58,070 --> 00:54:00,660
Drowning in
your liberal white guilt.

1026
00:54:01,490 --> 00:54:05,460
-Sorry, what am I guilty of?
-Being a cunt, Brown.

1027
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:08,250
Being a cunt.

1028
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:11,460
Anyway, I'm not your shrink.

1029
00:54:11,550 --> 00:54:14,300
I'm just trying to radiate
some positive vibes man to man.

1030
00:54:14,380 --> 00:54:17,010
I mean, that's what this puff game
used to be all about.

1031
00:54:20,390 --> 00:54:21,510
Anyway...

1032
00:54:23,890 --> 00:54:25,180
back to you, Laura,

1033
00:54:25,270 --> 00:54:28,350
queen in this here kingdom of shit.

1034
00:54:29,060 --> 00:54:32,980
A single rose
in a cauldron of thorns.

1035
00:54:34,650 --> 00:54:36,320
Are you ready to turn the corner?

1036
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:39,240
Open the curtains
and let the light in?

1037
00:54:39,910 --> 00:54:42,580
Do your mum and dad a favour
and try the impossible,

1038
00:54:43,410 --> 00:54:44,830
make yourself happy.

1039
00:54:51,540 --> 00:54:52,630
All right.

1040
00:54:53,050 --> 00:54:55,300
Fucking hell. That was easy.

1041
00:54:56,590 --> 00:54:58,090
All right, fantastic.

1042
00:54:58,340 --> 00:54:59,800
Well, in that case, Bunny,

1043
00:55:00,090 --> 00:55:02,180
will you help Laura
with her things, please?

1044
00:55:02,350 --> 00:55:03,720
Incoming.

1045
00:55:04,220 --> 00:55:06,680
It's all right, Bunny.
I don't really have anything.

1046
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:14,230
It's a shithole anyway.

1047
00:55:17,650 --> 00:55:19,030
Don't go. Please, wait!

1048
00:55:20,070 --> 00:55:21,620
(GRUNTS)

1049
00:55:21,870 --> 00:55:23,160
Sit down!

1050
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:28,000
Touch me again,
I'll cut your fucking arm off.

1051
00:55:28,290 --> 00:55:29,710
(PANTING)

1052
00:55:31,380 --> 00:55:33,170
It's all right, Bunny. Keep going.

1053
00:55:34,710 --> 00:55:37,760
I just will not be manhandled by
a junkie cunt.

1054
00:55:42,390 --> 00:55:46,810
Dave, keep the kids in
school for one minute.

1055
00:55:51,350 --> 00:55:53,270
BOY 1: My man
probably wants to buy weed.

1056
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:56,480
-What, da Loud Pack, boss?
-BOY 2: Or the Purple Haze then.

1057
00:55:56,570 --> 00:55:58,690
BOY 3: My man just pulled out
a donkey choker, bruv.

1058
00:55:58,780 --> 00:56:00,150
Keep your puff.

1059
00:56:00,780 --> 00:56:04,570
Buy yourself a sticky book
and a packet of sweets.

1060
00:56:04,660 --> 00:56:05,910
BOY 2: All-in!

1061
00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:08,450
Now, now, now.

1062
00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:10,500
(ASLAN GRUNTS)

1063
00:56:10,620 --> 00:56:12,040
You cunt.

1064
00:56:12,790 --> 00:56:14,380
BROWN: Fuck you! (GRUNTS)

1065
00:56:14,460 --> 00:56:17,090
Hey, that is a naughty kettle, bruv.

1066
00:56:17,170 --> 00:56:18,630
Hey, what's the time, Mr Wolf?

1067
00:56:18,710 --> 00:56:22,720
It's time for you
to fuck off, lads.

1068
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:25,220
-(BROWN COUGHING)
-POWER: Fucking hit him, Brown!

1069
00:56:25,470 --> 00:56:27,310
-(DAVE GRUNTS)
-(ASLAN SCREAMS)

1070
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:31,020
Ah. He's bought you a gun.

1071
00:56:31,270 --> 00:56:33,020
That's a nice little gift.

1072
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:35,730
Five years in prison
all in one little box.

1073
00:56:35,810 --> 00:56:38,610
Oh, but that's not a gun, dear.
That's a paperweight.

1074
00:56:38,820 --> 00:56:42,650
Course it is, along with a family
of six baby bullets.

1075
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:45,910
Guess we'll have to get rid of that.

1076
00:56:46,660 --> 00:56:48,740
-Hello, Ray.
-Rosalind.

1077
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:50,410
Sorry for the interruption.

1078
00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:51,750
What do you need, Ray?

1079
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:54,670
Laura Pressfield
has been returned home safely.

1080
00:57:01,380 --> 00:57:02,550
Good.

1081
00:57:05,050 --> 00:57:06,220
What else?

1082
00:57:07,220 --> 00:57:09,260
One of her associates
had an accident.

1083
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:12,890
-Shit.
-He fell out of a window, boss.

1084
00:57:13,190 --> 00:57:14,560
What's the time, Mr Wolf?

1085
00:57:14,690 --> 00:57:18,270
It's time for you to fuck off, lads.

1086
00:57:20,190 --> 00:57:21,400
-(THUDS)
-BOY 1: Oh, shit.

1087
00:57:21,490 --> 00:57:23,320
Sounds like quite an extreme accident.

1088
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:25,660
Yeah, it was more like
a death, really.

1089
00:57:25,740 --> 00:57:27,160
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)

1090
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:29,330
-Oh, shit.
-BOY 2: Selfie, bruv!

1091
00:57:29,410 --> 00:57:30,580
So you killed someone?

1092
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:33,250
No. It was the gravity
that killed him.

1093
00:57:34,250 --> 00:57:35,830
-Who was he?
-Aslan.

1094
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:38,250
Some Russian kid
with tracks on his arms.

1095
00:57:38,340 --> 00:57:41,460
-Russian kid? That doesn't sound good.
-Anyone see you?

1096
00:57:41,550 --> 00:57:44,050
-Little selfie? Selfie, bruv?
-RAYMOND: Shit.

1097
00:57:44,380 --> 00:57:46,640
Nothing was recorded.
We left it clean.

1098
00:57:47,050 --> 00:57:49,430
-The body?
-I've dealt with that.

1099
00:57:51,140 --> 00:57:53,730
-This is not ideal.
-It is not.

1100
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:57,060
MICKEY: <i>You can't be fooled
by how those junkies dress.</i>

1101
00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:58,810
<i>They went to schools,</i>

1102
00:57:58,900 --> 00:58:00,690
<i>-expensive schools.
</i>-Aslan.

1103
00:58:00,770 --> 00:58:03,240
MICKEY: <i>Their parents
have money, lots of money.</i>

1104
00:58:04,530 --> 00:58:06,410
And money can be a problem.

1105
00:58:07,860 --> 00:58:09,200
Shit.

1106
00:58:09,490 --> 00:58:12,290
I bet you told Mickey nothing
about what happened.

1107
00:58:12,790 --> 00:58:15,910
You're fishing, Fletcher,
because you've got no idea.

1108
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:19,000
You're right, I am fishing.

1109
00:58:19,130 --> 00:58:23,260
Look at this. I'm fishing
in my little baggie.

1110
00:58:24,210 --> 00:58:25,550
And what have I found?

1111
00:58:27,300 --> 00:58:28,430
Oh.

1112
00:58:28,510 --> 00:58:30,800
Thank you. Or should I say...

1113
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:32,760
<i>spasibo?</i>

1114
00:58:33,060 --> 00:58:34,560
What's that young man doing?

1115
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:36,560
Is he looking for
something on the floor?

1116
00:58:36,980 --> 00:58:38,400
RAYMOND: Frazier.

1117
00:58:39,020 --> 00:58:41,570
Lads, we're gonna
need those phones.

1118
00:58:42,190 --> 00:58:43,980
Hey, run. Move, bruv. Move.

1119
00:58:44,070 --> 00:58:46,360
Bunny, get him. Fucking clean that up.

1120
00:58:46,610 --> 00:58:48,110
BOY 2: Come on then, catch me,

1121
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:49,410
-dickhead.
-Little cunt.

1122
00:58:49,490 --> 00:58:51,370
-(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
-(LAUGHING)

1123
00:58:51,490 --> 00:58:53,990
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1124
00:58:59,540 --> 00:59:02,040
(DOGS BARKING)

1125
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:08,090
<i># Shimmy, shimmy ya,
shimmy yam, shimmy yay</i>

1126
00:59:08,180 --> 00:59:10,550
<i># Gimme the mic so I can take it away</i>

1127
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:12,600
<i># Shimmy, shimmy ya,
shimmy yam, shimmy yay #</i>

1128
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:15,100
Wanker!

1129
00:59:20,310 --> 00:59:23,110
What you saying now, fam? Huh?
Now I've got backup.

1130
00:59:23,190 --> 00:59:24,690
(PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

1131
00:59:24,780 --> 00:59:26,900
You couldn't back up
a phone, you cunt.

1132
00:59:27,490 --> 00:59:29,400
Bruv, this guy's trying
to take my phone.

1133
00:59:29,490 --> 00:59:31,660
-GANG MEMBER 1: Fucking do him.
-GANG MEMBER 2: Back the fuck up!

1134
00:59:31,740 --> 00:59:33,120
How you gonna talk your way
out of this one, mate?

1135
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:34,700
Easy, lads.

1136
00:59:35,990 --> 00:59:39,670
I'm sure you're all roadmen,
gangsters,

1137
00:59:39,750 --> 00:59:42,750
proper naughty boys
and all that bollocks.

1138
00:59:44,250 --> 00:59:46,460
But I come in peace.

1139
00:59:46,590 --> 00:59:48,130
(DOG GROWLING)

1140
00:59:48,220 --> 00:59:51,470
I'm not trying to steal it.
I'm trying to buy it.

1141
00:59:52,550 --> 00:59:55,430
For good money.
Honest money.

1142
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,520
Yeah? What, this phone?

1143
01:00:00,850 --> 01:00:03,610
-How much?
-A full bag.

1144
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:08,280
Then I'll be gone,
like the darkness at dawn.

1145
01:00:09,030 --> 01:00:12,030
How about you give us that bag
and be gone anyway?

1146
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:21,080
Stop fucking around, cunt.

1147
01:00:23,290 --> 01:00:27,460
Give me the phone
and take the money.

1148
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:30,260
Drop the fucking money and run, boy.

1149
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:32,590
(DOG BARKING)

1150
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:38,560
Right.

1151
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:43,440
-GANG MEMBER 1: Fuck!
-GANG MEMBER 2: Move, move, move!

1152
01:00:45,150 --> 01:00:46,270
Now...

1153
01:00:48,030 --> 01:00:52,280
put the phone on the ground.

1154
01:01:01,370 --> 01:01:03,080
Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta.

1155
01:01:03,250 --> 01:01:05,540
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1156
01:01:14,510 --> 01:01:16,720
-BOY: Fucking prick.
-What are you doing, Dave?

1157
01:01:17,010 --> 01:01:18,350
DAVE: It's on him somewhere.

1158
01:01:18,430 --> 01:01:20,310
I'm trying. Just give me
a second. Fuck.

1159
01:01:20,390 --> 01:01:22,680
-(BOY GRUNTS)
-FLETCHER: <i>Ray?</i>

1160
01:01:23,100 --> 01:01:25,480
Can I use your toilet?
Just a pee-pee?

1161
01:01:29,230 --> 01:01:31,570
Fletcher, shoes off inside.

1162
01:01:31,940 --> 01:01:33,610
Leave them by the door.

1163
01:01:33,700 --> 01:01:35,030
Yes, Mummy.

1164
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:39,240
Come on, bruv.
Where's your pace, brother?

1165
01:01:39,490 --> 01:01:41,240
You can do better than that.
(LAUGHS)

1166
01:01:41,330 --> 01:01:42,580
Wanker.

1167
01:01:43,210 --> 01:01:45,370
RAYMOND: Come on, Bunny,
stop fucking about.

1168
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,540
Look at you sweat, bruv. (LAUGHS)

1169
01:01:48,630 --> 01:01:50,840
Nearly there.
Nearly there. Nearly there.

1170
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:53,800
(LAUGHS) Lift those legs up.
Come on, bro.

1171
01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:55,510
You should have brought
your running shoes today, bro.

1172
01:01:55,590 --> 01:01:57,010
Trying out for the Olympics, are we?

1173
01:01:57,180 --> 01:01:59,600
It's fucking Usain Bolt.
Come on, Usain.

1174
01:01:59,930 --> 01:02:01,640
(GROANS, GRUNTS)

1175
01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:07,230
(WOMEN SHOUTING IN DISTANCE)

1176
01:02:08,150 --> 01:02:11,070
(PANTS, GROANS)

1177
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:13,490
Phone.

1178
01:02:14,780 --> 01:02:17,240
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)

1179
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:19,320
(SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE)

1180
01:02:19,990 --> 01:02:21,080
(EXHALES)

1181
01:02:22,660 --> 01:02:24,040
Sorry about that.

1182
01:02:26,580 --> 01:02:27,870
Can I go home now?

1183
01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:31,040
Course you can, darling.
Course you can.

1184
01:02:31,420 --> 01:02:32,960
(TOILET FLUSHES)

1185
01:02:39,930 --> 01:02:42,220
(CLOCK TICKING)

1186
01:02:45,810 --> 01:02:47,440
(CLOCK CHIMES)

1187
01:02:51,820 --> 01:02:54,440
-Is there a problem here, Ray?
-I don't know.

1188
01:02:55,530 --> 01:02:57,150
Is there a problem here, Fletcher?

1189
01:02:58,030 --> 01:02:59,870
I see no problem at all.

1190
01:03:01,700 --> 01:03:03,410
I forgot to wash my hands.

1191
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:06,660
Next time call first.

1192
01:03:06,750 --> 01:03:08,080
Sorry, guv.

1193
01:03:09,670 --> 01:03:11,290
And you haven't heard a whisper?

1194
01:03:11,380 --> 01:03:13,550
How can so much bush go missing
and nobody know nothing?

1195
01:03:13,630 --> 01:03:15,920
MAN ON PHONE: <i>Ah, I've heard nothing,
Coach, honestly.</i>

1196
01:03:16,010 --> 01:03:17,920
<i>Nothing on the street.
But you know what?</i>

1197
01:03:18,010 --> 01:03:20,010
<i>There is this geezer
called Mickey Pearson.</i>

1198
01:03:20,090 --> 01:03:22,220
-Who the fuck is Mickey Pearson?
-<i>Ah, you know him.</i>

1199
01:03:22,300 --> 01:03:24,430
<i>He runs the bush game.
He's a horrible cunt.</i>

1200
01:03:24,510 --> 01:03:26,390
<i>You don't wanna step on his toes.</i>

1201
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:28,640
<i>But there's no way your lads
jimmied their way into his car,</i>

1202
01:03:28,730 --> 01:03:30,400
<i>so I wouldn't concern yourself
with that.</i>

1203
01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:32,230
All right, you know
where to find me, Chasa.

1204
01:03:32,310 --> 01:03:35,320
Keep your ear to the ground.
Primetime, in you get.

1205
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:38,240
-(PRIMETIME EXHALING)
-Ernie.

1206
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:40,860
Did you get that Chinese fella's name?

1207
01:03:40,950 --> 01:03:42,120
-Phuc.
-What?

1208
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:43,780
Phuc, like "phat" with a "ph."

1209
01:03:43,870 --> 01:03:46,330
Don't get street with me, Ernie.
Where does he live?

1210
01:03:46,410 --> 01:03:48,620
-Posh part of Croydon.
-Drop the rope.

1211
01:03:48,710 --> 01:03:50,370
There is no posh part of Croydon.

1212
01:03:50,750 --> 01:03:54,590
-It's comparative, innit?
-Oi, Ernie, what are you doing?

1213
01:03:54,670 --> 01:03:56,550
Why aren't you training,
you black cunt?

1214
01:03:56,710 --> 01:03:58,010
I'm on my own here.

1215
01:04:00,130 --> 01:04:01,720
Did he just call me a black cunt?

1216
01:04:02,010 --> 01:04:04,720
-Yes, he did.
-He can't do that. That's racist.

1217
01:04:04,810 --> 01:04:07,470
But, you are black and you are a cunt,
Ernie. Those are the facts.

1218
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:09,980
I don't think Primetime cares
what race you run in.

1219
01:04:10,060 --> 01:04:12,690
The fact that I'm black has nothing
to do with the fact I'm a cunt.

1220
01:04:12,770 --> 01:04:14,900
He didn't say black people
were cunts, Ernie.

1221
01:04:14,980 --> 01:04:17,030
He was being specific to you.
One has nothing to do with the other.

1222
01:04:17,150 --> 01:04:18,690
And I'd go a step further,
if I'm not mistaken,

1223
01:04:18,780 --> 01:04:20,860
and say it was a term
of familiar affection.

1224
01:04:20,950 --> 01:04:23,780
Primetime's a Gypsy.
I wouldn't call him a pikey cunt.

1225
01:04:23,870 --> 01:04:25,620
Why not? He might be
very understanding.

1226
01:04:25,700 --> 01:04:27,490
Only if it comes from
a place of love, of course.

1227
01:04:27,580 --> 01:04:29,120
Now, back to the issue at hand.

1228
01:04:29,250 --> 01:04:31,500
I need that Chinese
geezer's address, okay?

1229
01:04:31,580 --> 01:04:33,330
You'll have it
by the morning, Coach.

1230
01:04:33,420 --> 01:04:35,130
-Good lad.
-And, Coach...

1231
01:04:35,210 --> 01:04:36,710
-What?
-I've got some good news.

1232
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:39,340
-What?
-I found out whose weed we took.

1233
01:04:41,170 --> 01:04:43,050
And now you fucking tell me!

1234
01:04:43,930 --> 01:04:45,390
Did I say stop?

1235
01:04:46,850 --> 01:04:49,560
Ernie, this is not the fucking time

1236
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:51,770
to keep your cards
close to your chest.

1237
01:04:52,980 --> 01:04:54,770
Just tell me his name
isn't Mickey Pearson.

1238
01:04:55,310 --> 01:04:56,980
Blimey, Coach, are you a Gypsy too?

1239
01:04:57,070 --> 01:04:59,320
You been reading tea leaves,
got a crystal ball?

1240
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:00,940
That is not good news, Ernie.

1241
01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:04,870
Mickey Pearson is terrible news in the
face of a violent and expensive debt.

1242
01:05:05,370 --> 01:05:07,080
(INDISTINCT TV DIALOGUE)

1243
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:15,710
COACH: I'm here to see your boss.

1244
01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:17,460
(DOOR OPENS)

1245
01:05:22,630 --> 01:05:24,130
Feel free to talk.

1246
01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:25,840
I gather you're the
consigliere of the outfit

1247
01:05:25,930 --> 01:05:29,560
that my boys were stupid
enough to fuck around with.

1248
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:34,310
On that note, I'd like to extend
my apologies on their behalf.

1249
01:05:35,150 --> 01:05:36,770
My boys, they're naive,

1250
01:05:37,310 --> 01:05:39,400
they've had hard lives and they're
just starting to come good,

1251
01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:42,280
but they're my lads,
my responsibility,

1252
01:05:42,740 --> 01:05:44,860
so it's me that should be
accountable for their actions.

1253
01:05:45,450 --> 01:05:49,160
Now, I can return your goods,
but I can't return the inconvenience,

1254
01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:51,160
the time, the fucking headache.

1255
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:57,420
And so I offer you my loyalty,
my word, my time,

1256
01:05:57,750 --> 01:05:59,420
until that debt is settled.

1257
01:06:02,170 --> 01:06:06,180
I'll make amends,
but just leave me lads alone.

1258
01:06:08,350 --> 01:06:11,890
First of all, I'm gonna need to know
how your lads got the information

1259
01:06:11,970 --> 01:06:13,640
about where our farm was sited,

1260
01:06:14,180 --> 01:06:15,810
'cause that's not
common knowledge.

1261
01:06:17,150 --> 01:06:21,440
Once we've overcome that little
challenge, then we can talk.

1262
01:06:23,490 --> 01:06:25,650
Well, I can do better than that.

1263
01:06:25,740 --> 01:06:28,240
(MAN PANTING)

1264
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:35,370
His name is Phuc,
but it's spelled with a "Ph,"

1265
01:06:35,460 --> 01:06:36,750
so it sounds like "fu-uck."

1266
01:06:38,670 --> 01:06:40,000
So it's Phu-uc?

1267
01:06:40,090 --> 01:06:42,460
What? Yeah, something like that.

1268
01:06:42,550 --> 01:06:46,130
Anyway, he's the kid that gave us
the skunk farm job. Do you know him?

1269
01:06:46,510 --> 01:06:49,470
Yeah, we've met before,
haven't we, Phu-uc... Phuc?

1270
01:06:49,550 --> 01:06:50,930
-That's the one.
-Phu-uc?

1271
01:06:51,010 --> 01:06:52,560
-Phu-uc.
-Phu-uc.

1272
01:06:54,270 --> 01:06:55,430
All right.

1273
01:06:55,890 --> 01:06:57,640
Don't do anything stupid, now,
son, right?

1274
01:06:58,230 --> 01:07:00,440
(GASPING)

1275
01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:03,820
-How did you know the location?
-I need my inhaler. (GASPS)

1276
01:07:03,900 --> 01:07:05,280
Yeah, in a minute.

1277
01:07:05,940 --> 01:07:09,410
I need you to tell me how you
knew the location of our farm.

1278
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:13,660
I've been trailing you for months.
Dry Eye was given the address.

1279
01:07:14,700 --> 01:07:17,500
(PANTING) I can't breathe!
I need it, please.

1280
01:07:17,580 --> 01:07:20,250
All right, Phuc.
Calm the fu-uck down.

1281
01:07:20,710 --> 01:07:22,130
(GROANS)

1282
01:07:22,750 --> 01:07:25,380
Right, here, steady yourself.
For fuck's sake.

1283
01:07:27,300 --> 01:07:28,510
Sort him out.

1284
01:07:29,340 --> 01:07:31,090
-(PHUC COUGHS)
-COACH: All right.

1285
01:07:31,180 --> 01:07:33,680
-(COUGHING)
-Here, here, look at me.

1286
01:07:34,430 --> 01:07:35,720
-You all right?
-Yeah.

1287
01:07:35,810 --> 01:07:37,480
-Where's your inhaler?
-There.

1288
01:07:39,020 --> 01:07:40,940
-Right, here, take a blim.
-(INHALES)

1289
01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:45,070
Now, good boy. There you go, son.
You all right?

1290
01:07:47,900 --> 01:07:48,990
Fuck!

1291
01:07:50,070 --> 01:07:52,570
-No, stop, don't!
-(PHUC SCREAMS)

1292
01:07:53,030 --> 01:07:54,580
(PHUC PANTING)

1293
01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:01,960
Fuck's sake, Ray. You need
to invest in some parachutes.

1294
01:08:02,330 --> 01:08:05,420
-There's a pattern emerging here.
-I'm sorry, boss.

1295
01:08:05,670 --> 01:08:07,710
And who's this
jumping Phuc boy, anyway?

1296
01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:10,590
-It's Dry Eye's man.
-You mean Lord George's man.

1297
01:08:10,970 --> 01:08:14,550
It could just be Dry Eye's doing.
He's been getting bold lately.

1298
01:08:14,640 --> 01:08:17,890
Yeah. Well,
they still all work for Lord George.

1299
01:08:19,140 --> 01:08:20,890
I'm gonna take care of
this one myself.

1300
01:08:20,980 --> 01:08:22,980
-(SIZZLING)
-(DISHES CLANKING)

1301
01:08:23,060 --> 01:08:25,110
(PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

1302
01:08:35,030 --> 01:08:37,580
(ANNOUNCER SPEAKING
IN CHINESE LANGUAGE)

1303
01:08:41,670 --> 01:08:43,380
-(DOOR OPENS)
-(BELL TINKLES)

1304
01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:50,010
Lord George.

1305
01:08:50,590 --> 01:08:52,010
Mr Pearson.

1306
01:08:53,590 --> 01:08:55,100
And to what do I owe?

1307
01:09:03,770 --> 01:09:05,020
(SIGHS)

1308
01:09:06,730 --> 01:09:07,860
What you watching?

1309
01:09:09,110 --> 01:09:10,690
I'm watching the telly.

1310
01:09:11,190 --> 01:09:12,700
What you watching on the telly?

1311
01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:15,570
I'm watching the horse racing.

1312
01:09:16,030 --> 01:09:19,540
Live satellite from Hong Kong.

1313
01:09:20,410 --> 01:09:22,040
My only vice.

1314
01:09:22,540 --> 01:09:24,710
Well, that's not strictly true, is it?

1315
01:09:25,290 --> 01:09:26,590
Meaning?

1316
01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:30,590
Meaning I've always taken vice
to be the definition

1317
01:09:30,670 --> 01:09:33,680
of any criminal activity
or wicked behaviour

1318
01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:36,600
involving prostitution,
pornography or drugs,

1319
01:09:36,680 --> 01:09:39,010
so, no...

1320
01:09:40,020 --> 01:09:43,350
racing is definitely not
your only vice, your lordship.

1321
01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:46,400
I'd say you're eyebrows deep
in every vice known to man.

1322
01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:48,650
-There is a difference.
-Being?

1323
01:09:49,230 --> 01:09:55,660
I facilitate. I don't participate in
any of the aforementioned vices.

1324
01:09:58,120 --> 01:09:59,280
What about tea?

1325
01:10:08,710 --> 01:10:09,920
(SIGHS)

1326
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:11,420
What about tea?

1327
01:10:11,510 --> 01:10:14,510
Well, that too is a vice.

1328
01:10:15,630 --> 01:10:17,550
Caffeine is a drug,
don't you know?

1329
01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:21,310
So is that what you're here
to talk to me about? Tea?

1330
01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:25,310
Sweet Mary Jane is my vice
of choice, as you well know.

1331
01:10:25,850 --> 01:10:28,980
Of course, I'm addicted to
selling it, not consuming it.

1332
01:10:29,480 --> 01:10:32,440
I specifically chose
to deal in marijuana.

1333
01:10:33,150 --> 01:10:35,070
Sure, I could see
there was more to be made

1334
01:10:35,150 --> 01:10:38,820
in shifting the white or the brown
powder, as you so chose,

1335
01:10:38,910 --> 01:10:43,370
but, you see, my jam,
it doesn't kill anyone,

1336
01:10:43,830 --> 01:10:45,250
and I like that.

1337
01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:49,630
<i>While your poison...</i>

1338
01:10:50,750 --> 01:10:55,470
is and always has been
a destroyer of worlds.

1339
01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:08,810
So, yes, your facilitation is
most definitely participation.

1340
01:11:18,820 --> 01:11:21,910
But I'm not here to give you a sermon
on situational ethics.

1341
01:11:22,450 --> 01:11:25,000
So why the fuck are you here?

1342
01:11:25,410 --> 01:11:26,750
(STOMACH GRUMBLING)

1343
01:11:29,250 --> 01:11:30,580
(GAGS)

1344
01:11:32,130 --> 01:11:33,210
(RETCHES)

1345
01:11:42,470 --> 01:11:44,560
You're starting a war
with me, George,

1346
01:11:44,640 --> 01:11:46,350
and I'm trying to moonwalk
with elegance here,

1347
01:11:46,430 --> 01:11:48,390
but I'm finding it
very fucking difficult.

1348
01:11:48,520 --> 01:11:50,060
LORD PRESSFIELD: Laura!

1349
01:11:50,190 --> 01:11:51,900
LORD GEORGE:
<i>I don't fuck around with puff.</i>

1350
01:11:51,980 --> 01:11:54,110
You send your man Dry Eye
around my place

1351
01:11:54,190 --> 01:11:56,190
to see if he can buy
my business for a few beans.

1352
01:11:56,280 --> 01:11:57,400
Laura!

1353
01:11:59,360 --> 01:12:01,280
MICKEY: <i>You didn't think I'd find out?</i>

1354
01:12:01,370 --> 01:12:03,280
Having me followed for months?

1355
01:12:04,410 --> 01:12:06,830
-(LORD GEORGE CHOKING)
-Yeah. You crossed the line,

1356
01:12:06,950 --> 01:12:08,540
<i>and that comes with a price.</i>

1357
01:12:09,080 --> 01:12:11,080
You raided one of my locations.

1358
01:12:11,750 --> 01:12:13,590
You know the rules, George.

1359
01:12:14,340 --> 01:12:15,880
What the fuck were you thinking?

1360
01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:19,840
You raided one of my locations.
What the fuck were you thinking?

1361
01:12:20,180 --> 01:12:22,390
What the fuck
were you thinking, George?

1362
01:12:33,310 --> 01:12:34,400
(EXHALES)

1363
01:12:35,940 --> 01:12:38,360
(SOBBING)

1364
01:12:47,450 --> 01:12:49,000
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1365
01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:50,540
(EXHALES)

1366
01:12:51,420 --> 01:12:54,170
(LORD GEORGE CHOKES, GASPS)

1367
01:12:58,550 --> 01:13:01,630
Should you try and undermine me,

1368
01:13:02,260 --> 01:13:05,050
or should you attempt
to threaten my position again,

1369
01:13:05,140 --> 01:13:08,100
I will be forced to accept
your call to arms.

1370
01:13:08,180 --> 01:13:10,520
-Do you understand?
-(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1371
01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:12,690
Good.

1372
01:13:14,020 --> 01:13:17,730
Now, I can see you're feeling
somewhat under the weather.

1373
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:19,900
<i>That's because I spiked your tea</i>

1374
01:13:19,990 --> 01:13:22,490
<i>with a nasty little parasitic genus
called shigella.</i>

1375
01:13:23,610 --> 01:13:26,030
Left unattended, you will
shit yourself to death

1376
01:13:26,120 --> 01:13:27,370
before the sun doth set.

1377
01:13:28,910 --> 01:13:31,080
I suggest taking
two of these fizzy biscuits.

1378
01:13:33,330 --> 01:13:35,080
You'll be fine in an hour or two,

1379
01:13:35,790 --> 01:13:38,050
long enough to consider
your past indiscretions.

1380
01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:47,640
And, George, if I can get to
you in your own kitchen...

1381
01:13:49,180 --> 01:13:50,470
I can get to you anywhere.

1382
01:13:58,770 --> 01:14:01,190
-Did you do it?
-Do what?

1383
01:14:01,280 --> 01:14:03,780
Did you raid Mickey Pearson's farm?

1384
01:14:03,860 --> 01:14:05,160
No.

1385
01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:08,030
So you're telling me that Phuc
did this behind your back.

1386
01:14:08,990 --> 01:14:11,750
Well, let's just say this.
He didn't do it in front of it.

1387
01:14:12,370 --> 01:14:15,420
-He did it without my blessing.
-But you did go behind my back

1388
01:14:15,500 --> 01:14:17,290
and offer to buy his business.

1389
01:14:19,340 --> 01:14:21,760
Yeah. Yeah, I did.

1390
01:14:24,510 --> 01:14:26,760
Now, let me warn you
the way you warn me.

1391
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:31,470
There comes a point where
the young succeed the old.

1392
01:14:32,640 --> 01:14:33,850
Don't push me.

1393
01:14:38,060 --> 01:14:39,980
There are some things
I don't know about.

1394
01:14:40,070 --> 01:14:43,190
Something between Dry Eye
and Lord George.

1395
01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:48,570
Now, whatever it was,
someone killed Lord George.

1396
01:14:49,070 --> 01:14:53,580
Anyone else might think
that was you or Mickey.

1397
01:14:55,960 --> 01:14:57,960
Shall we continue
with our little story?

1398
01:14:59,750 --> 01:15:01,750
Does that arouse
your interest, Raymond?

1399
01:15:02,460 --> 01:15:04,090
RAYMOND: So Matthew knows Dry Eye.

1400
01:15:05,300 --> 01:15:07,220
-So what?
-Well, yes, I agree.

1401
01:15:07,300 --> 01:15:08,890
Perhaps they were just meeting up

1402
01:15:08,970 --> 01:15:10,600
to talk about holidaying
in the Maldives

1403
01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:14,600
or the long-term implications
of leaving the EU.

1404
01:15:14,680 --> 01:15:19,600
But I filmed it, had it lip-read,
translated and transcribed.

1405
01:15:19,690 --> 01:15:22,650
Rather like the classic
1974 film <i>The Conversation,</i>

1406
01:15:22,770 --> 01:15:25,190
starring Gene Hackman
and John Cazale.

1407
01:15:25,280 --> 01:15:28,530
You know, Coppola slipped that
one out between the <i>Godfathers.</i>

1408
01:15:29,110 --> 01:15:31,490
It wasn't really for me.
It's a bit boring, to be honest.

1409
01:15:31,950 --> 01:15:36,290
Now, can I just say, that Matthew,
he's quite something, isn't he?

1410
01:15:36,750 --> 01:15:38,620
He's not your average American.

1411
01:15:38,830 --> 01:15:42,170
He's a Mr International.
Even speaks a bit of Cantonese.

1412
01:15:42,250 --> 01:15:47,590
Come here. You play Dry Eye
and I shall be Matthew.

1413
01:15:49,220 --> 01:15:50,390
Come on.

1414
01:15:55,100 --> 01:15:57,560
All right. (SIGHS)

1415
01:15:59,100 --> 01:16:00,810
Try and get it in time
with his lips, all right?

1416
01:16:00,900 --> 01:16:02,400
-Yeah, yeah.
-Ready?

1417
01:16:03,610 --> 01:16:04,860
Roll camera. Action.

1418
01:16:04,940 --> 01:16:06,860
(CROWD CHEERING)

1419
01:16:13,280 --> 01:16:15,490
(CAMERA BEEPS, CLICKS)

1420
01:16:15,620 --> 01:16:18,040
(INDISTINCT)

1421
01:16:18,120 --> 01:16:20,540
RAYMOND: <i>There was an incident.
Lord George...</i>

1422
01:16:20,620 --> 01:16:21,790
FLETCHER: <i>Fuck's sake, Raymond.</i>

1423
01:16:21,880 --> 01:16:23,290
It's a bit fucking wooden.

1424
01:16:23,540 --> 01:16:25,460
Put something into it,
you know, a bit of welly.

1425
01:16:25,920 --> 01:16:28,670
-And action.
-There was an incident.

1426
01:16:29,010 --> 01:16:32,430
-Lord George didn't come through it.
-Didn't come through it?

1427
01:16:32,510 --> 01:16:34,890
The last thing you need to do
is attract any octopus.

1428
01:16:35,010 --> 01:16:36,350
Octopus?

1429
01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:40,600
What does that mean?
It's not a very good translation.

1430
01:16:40,690 --> 01:16:42,060
No, there's nothing wrong
with the translation.

1431
01:16:42,190 --> 01:16:44,060
Matthew's not that fluent.
And it's Cantonese.

1432
01:16:44,150 --> 01:16:47,030
Just go with it and fill in
the blanks. And action.

1433
01:16:47,610 --> 01:16:49,700
RAYMOND: <i>It's all on Michael.
He's to blame.</i>

1434
01:16:50,450 --> 01:16:53,990
-FLETCHER: <i>That is not a smart move.
</i>-Don't tell me what a smart move is.

1435
01:16:54,070 --> 01:16:55,240
FLETCHER:
<i>I beg for your pardon.</i>

1436
01:16:55,330 --> 01:16:57,080
You heard me perfectly well.

1437
01:16:57,160 --> 01:16:59,750
<i>There will be repercussions
for Michael's actions.</i>

1438
01:16:59,830 --> 01:17:01,710
You think you're running things,
do you?

1439
01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:04,000
<i>Don't stroke my mouse hair.</i>

1440
01:17:04,920 --> 01:17:06,250
What does "mouse hair" mean?

1441
01:17:06,340 --> 01:17:08,300
Yeah, I think what he means is
don't jeopardise my deal,

1442
01:17:08,380 --> 01:17:10,590
but I admit that one's
a bit of a googly.

1443
01:17:10,670 --> 01:17:12,220
Then Matthew loses it a bit

1444
01:17:12,300 --> 01:17:14,850
and his translation goes
completely out of the window.

1445
01:17:14,930 --> 01:17:17,760
Something about springtime
and sweaters.

1446
01:17:17,890 --> 01:17:19,390
I think what he means is he's upset.

1447
01:17:19,520 --> 01:17:22,310
<i>And then Dry Eye says something,
but some cunt moved in front of me,</i>

1448
01:17:22,390 --> 01:17:23,770
<i>so I didn't get that either.</i>

1449
01:17:23,850 --> 01:17:27,400
Your Cantonese is dog shit,
so I'm gonna say this in English

1450
01:17:27,480 --> 01:17:30,190
and I'm gonna say it once,
so listen to me, Rubenstein.

1451
01:17:32,820 --> 01:17:34,360
This is how it's gonna play out.

1452
01:17:35,820 --> 01:17:37,530
You're gonna back the fuck off...

1453
01:17:38,660 --> 01:17:40,120
and I'm gonna take it all.

1454
01:17:41,660 --> 01:17:44,120
And you will pay me my respect.

1455
01:17:45,290 --> 01:17:47,790
FLETCHER: And there you have it.
That's all I've got.

1456
01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:50,340
Sorry. Show's over.

1457
01:17:50,840 --> 01:17:53,340
But I think it's quite clear

1458
01:17:53,630 --> 01:17:55,970
that they're not just
mah-jong partners, are they?

1459
01:17:56,390 --> 01:17:57,600
Mm?

1460
01:18:05,020 --> 01:18:07,480
Not all of that was clear, Fletcher.

1461
01:18:07,610 --> 01:18:09,520
I mean, according to you,

1462
01:18:09,610 --> 01:18:11,990
we already know Matthew
wants to buy Michael out.

1463
01:18:12,990 --> 01:18:16,160
-So why is that news?
-Oh, don't you worry, my darling.

1464
01:18:16,570 --> 01:18:18,160
We are gonna come to the news.

1465
01:18:19,080 --> 01:18:21,580
<i>I'm approaching my climax.</i>

1466
01:18:22,750 --> 01:18:25,120
(MEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

1467
01:18:28,460 --> 01:18:29,590
Dry Eye.

1468
01:18:30,300 --> 01:18:33,260
I trust you will make
Michael Pearson pay for this.

1469
01:18:34,130 --> 01:18:36,010
You are the dragon head now.

1470
01:18:36,550 --> 01:18:38,180
Solidify your position.

1471
01:18:39,810 --> 01:18:41,100
It will be done, Uncle.

1472
01:18:41,850 --> 01:18:45,140
FLETCHER: <i>So Dry Eye got the upgrade
he was after, didn't he, Raymond?</i>

1473
01:18:45,230 --> 01:18:47,480
<i>The question is,
what was he gonna do with it</i>

1474
01:18:47,560 --> 01:18:49,730
<i>now that he's Billy Big Bollocks?</i>

1475
01:18:49,940 --> 01:18:51,570
Give me 10 minutes, Ray.

1476
01:18:52,650 --> 01:18:53,740
Boss.

1477
01:19:05,290 --> 01:19:07,500
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

1478
01:19:07,580 --> 01:19:08,960
Hello, Ros.

1479
01:19:09,080 --> 01:19:10,750
It's date night tonight,

1480
01:19:11,210 --> 01:19:13,960
9:00 p.m., you and I, River Cafe.

1481
01:19:14,050 --> 01:19:16,260
Nine o'clock? I'll be there.

1482
01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:18,090
(DOOR OPENS)

1483
01:19:20,180 --> 01:19:21,600
We're closed.

1484
01:19:21,890 --> 01:19:23,060
MAN: Hang up.

1485
01:19:24,850 --> 01:19:25,850
No.

1486
01:19:26,440 --> 01:19:28,600
-MAN: <i>Hang the fucking phone up.
</i>-Who's there?

1487
01:19:30,650 --> 01:19:32,070
Ros, who's there?

1488
01:19:32,520 --> 01:19:34,650
<i>-What you doing here, Dry Eye?
</i>-(GUNSHOT)

1489
01:19:35,240 --> 01:19:36,280
(BODY THUDS)

1490
01:19:36,360 --> 01:19:37,610
(CHUCKLES)

1491
01:19:37,700 --> 01:19:39,360
It's warming up now, isn't it?

1492
01:19:39,660 --> 01:19:43,410
At this point, I'm guessing
that you didn't even know

1493
01:19:43,490 --> 01:19:45,200
that Lord George was dead yet,

1494
01:19:45,660 --> 01:19:47,910
let alone what Dry Eye was up to.

1495
01:19:48,170 --> 01:19:50,580
Hello, Dry Eye.
What do you want?

1496
01:19:51,420 --> 01:19:52,500
(MOBILE BEEPS)

1497
01:19:54,090 --> 01:19:55,510
(SIGHS)

1498
01:20:03,060 --> 01:20:04,180
Fancy a boiled sweet?

1499
01:20:04,810 --> 01:20:07,390
-No.
-Suit yourself.

1500
01:20:15,650 --> 01:20:17,030
Who the fuck was he?

1501
01:20:17,490 --> 01:20:19,320
FLETCHER: <i>I'm not exactly
sure what happened next,</i>

1502
01:20:19,400 --> 01:20:21,870
<i>because you two managed
to give me the slip.</i>

1503
01:20:21,950 --> 01:20:24,200
They got Rosalind. Call Roger.

1504
01:20:25,660 --> 01:20:27,910
Oh, goody. Another bottle. (CHUCKLES)

1505
01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:30,170
Hold on. You were there?

1506
01:20:30,250 --> 01:20:32,420
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)

1507
01:20:32,830 --> 01:20:34,920
Yeah. Of course I was there.

1508
01:20:35,590 --> 01:20:39,050
He's not picking up. Maybe you
should put your seat belt on.

1509
01:20:40,130 --> 01:20:42,180
Yeah, let me call Rosalind.
Let me do it.

1510
01:20:42,430 --> 01:20:43,550
(CAR HORN HONKS)

1511
01:20:43,640 --> 01:20:45,850
I got it. Just watch the road.

1512
01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:48,390
-(MOBILE RINGING)
-Now, Rosalind, don't be alarmed,

1513
01:20:48,600 --> 01:20:50,350
but you're gonna come with me

1514
01:20:50,440 --> 01:20:53,020
until I can resolve all these
issues with your husband.

1515
01:20:53,440 --> 01:20:54,860
I'm not going anywhere.

1516
01:20:55,650 --> 01:20:57,530
She's not picking up.
It's just ringing.

1517
01:20:57,650 --> 01:21:00,280
-Fuck.
-We could just slow down a little bit.

1518
01:21:00,610 --> 01:21:02,200
(TYRES SCREECHING)

1519
01:21:02,280 --> 01:21:03,660
-(HORN TOOTING)
-Fuck!

1520
01:21:11,710 --> 01:21:12,710
(GASPS)

1521
01:21:18,340 --> 01:21:20,010
DRY EYE: <i>You know how it works.</i>

1522
01:21:20,670 --> 01:21:24,220
You either come with me or Tony
here is gonna make you come with me.

1523
01:21:24,390 --> 01:21:26,810
You're in my office
under my roof.

1524
01:21:27,100 --> 01:21:29,270
It's not your position
for Tony to do anything

1525
01:21:29,350 --> 01:21:31,390
other than to fuck off back
from whence he came.

1526
01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:33,190
-(TONY CHUCKLES)
-Tony.

1527
01:21:35,310 --> 01:21:37,650
What's that?
Is that a paperweight?

1528
01:21:37,770 --> 01:21:39,030
Funny you should say that.

1529
01:21:39,360 --> 01:21:41,400
Turns out anything with weight
can be a paperweight.

1530
01:21:41,490 --> 01:21:43,700
-What are you gonna do with it?
-Well, that's up to you, isn't it?

1531
01:21:43,780 --> 01:21:46,160
Either you do as I tell
you to and use the door,

1532
01:21:46,280 --> 01:21:48,700
or I'm gonna shoot fat Tony
right between the eyes.

1533
01:21:48,910 --> 01:21:50,830
You see, this gun's
only got two bullets,

1534
01:21:50,950 --> 01:21:53,420
so I'm not gonna fuck about
illustrating its significance.

1535
01:21:53,500 --> 01:21:55,170
You're gonna have to trust me on that.

1536
01:21:55,380 --> 01:21:57,340
The alternative
is a little bit absolute.

1537
01:21:58,420 --> 01:22:00,550
I'm gonna have
to check your grammar on that.

1538
01:22:00,800 --> 01:22:03,010
It can't be
just a little bit absolute.

1539
01:22:03,590 --> 01:22:05,760
It either is or it isn't.

1540
01:22:05,840 --> 01:22:08,510
Whatever it is,
I've lost my patience.

1541
01:22:08,930 --> 01:22:12,560
I'm telling you, I will squeeze this
trigger and Tony will be no more.

1542
01:22:12,930 --> 01:22:14,850
-Tony.
-(TONY EXHALES)

1543
01:22:16,190 --> 01:22:18,480
Listen to me, cunt.
You take one step forward,

1544
01:22:18,570 --> 01:22:20,690
it'll be the last fucking
step you ever take.

1545
01:22:20,820 --> 01:22:22,150
Tony, get on it.

1546
01:22:23,070 --> 01:22:24,150
(GASPS)

1547
01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:42,300
(GRUNTS)

1548
01:22:48,350 --> 01:22:49,890
(PANTING)

1549
01:22:56,100 --> 01:22:57,100
(THUDS)

1550
01:22:57,480 --> 01:22:59,060
I fucking dare you.

1551
01:23:01,570 --> 01:23:02,690
Just calm down.

1552
01:23:03,780 --> 01:23:04,990
I'm leaving.

1553
01:23:05,070 --> 01:23:06,070
(GUNSHOT)

1554
01:23:12,450 --> 01:23:14,290
I guess that's your two bullets, eh?

1555
01:23:14,910 --> 01:23:16,250
Rosalind!

1556
01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:17,500
(YELLS)

1557
01:23:17,620 --> 01:23:20,040
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1558
01:23:30,350 --> 01:23:31,560
Rosalind!

1559
01:23:33,020 --> 01:23:34,770
(DRY EYE GRUNTING)

1560
01:23:38,020 --> 01:23:39,810
Stay fucking still!

1561
01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:49,240
-Hello, babe.
-(GASPS)

1562
01:23:50,450 --> 01:23:52,490
(PANTING)

1563
01:23:53,450 --> 01:23:55,160
(BREATHES SHAKILY)

1564
01:24:00,710 --> 01:24:02,210
(BODY THUDS)

1565
01:24:04,760 --> 01:24:05,880
Hello, love.

1566
01:24:06,510 --> 01:24:08,880
RAYMOND: <i>So you're basing
your whole crescendo</i>

1567
01:24:09,260 --> 01:24:11,090
on a figment of your imagination.

1568
01:24:11,180 --> 01:24:15,060
I'm basing my whole crescendo
on the sum of its parts.

1569
01:24:15,140 --> 01:24:17,850
A few minor details aside,
I wouldn't have any trouble at all

1570
01:24:17,930 --> 01:24:21,310
selling this juicy peach
of a drama to Big Dave.

1571
01:24:21,810 --> 01:24:23,480
He'd cream
his fucking panties.

1572
01:24:23,570 --> 01:24:25,900
You're too smart to be
blackmailing us, Fletcher.

1573
01:24:26,070 --> 01:24:28,820
Yes, yes, and obviously I've taken
precautionary measures.

1574
01:24:29,070 --> 01:24:32,620
(CHUCKLES) You can do all kinds of
horrible things to me if you want.

1575
01:24:33,330 --> 01:24:34,830
I might even enjoy them.

1576
01:24:34,910 --> 01:24:37,540
But you'd have to leave the country
and never come back.

1577
01:24:38,080 --> 01:24:39,960
So is that the story over
now, Fletcher?

1578
01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:43,500
All this, this whole build-up,
was leading to this next part.

1579
01:24:43,790 --> 01:24:46,840
This is the news that
you were asking about before.

1580
01:24:47,210 --> 01:24:48,420
Ready?

1581
01:24:49,590 --> 01:24:50,680
Matthew.

1582
01:24:51,340 --> 01:24:53,300
<i>He's gonna need some people
to run his business here</i>

1583
01:24:53,390 --> 01:24:55,350
<i>when he buys it from Michael, right?</i>

1584
01:24:55,430 --> 01:24:58,060
He's gonna need a reliable pair of
hands, someone like you.

1585
01:24:58,140 --> 01:25:00,350
Hmm. So why didn't he
ask you, Raymond?

1586
01:25:00,480 --> 01:25:02,730
I don't know.
It's none of my business.

1587
01:25:02,810 --> 01:25:04,270
Because, I'll tell you,

1588
01:25:04,940 --> 01:25:07,480
he already had someone
earmarked for the role.

1589
01:25:08,440 --> 01:25:11,320
Dry Eye.
He promised Dry Eye the job,

1590
01:25:11,700 --> 01:25:15,490
but only if Dry Eye helped drive
down the price of Mickey's business.

1591
01:25:15,580 --> 01:25:19,790
You see, it was Matthew who told Dry
Eye the location of Mickey's farm,

1592
01:25:19,870 --> 01:25:22,370
<i>so he could steal
his White Widow Super Cheese</i>

1593
01:25:22,460 --> 01:25:24,790
to cause ripples
and reduce the market value.

1594
01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:27,710
And that is why Phuc, in turn,

1595
01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:31,680
<i>got those juice-swilling, acne-backed
muscle Marys to do the job.</i>

1596
01:25:32,180 --> 01:25:33,720
<i>It was Matthew</i>

1597
01:25:34,180 --> 01:25:36,760
who set this whole
train of events off.

1598
01:25:37,560 --> 01:25:39,810
<i>But what he did not plan on,
you see...</i>

1599
01:25:40,140 --> 01:25:41,640
Fuck you, you old cunt!

1600
01:25:41,850 --> 01:25:43,150
I'll piss on your grave.

1601
01:25:45,940 --> 01:25:47,190
<i>...was Dry Eye...</i>

1602
01:25:49,440 --> 01:25:50,570
killing Lord George.

1603
01:25:51,990 --> 01:25:55,820
<i>Now, Dry Eye does not want to be
subservient to Matthew any more.</i>

1604
01:25:55,910 --> 01:25:57,330
Doesn't wanna be
subservient to anyone.

1605
01:25:57,410 --> 01:26:00,410
-This is how it's gonna play out.
-(CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING)

1606
01:26:00,500 --> 01:26:02,410
You're gonna back the fuck off

1607
01:26:03,080 --> 01:26:04,670
and I'm gonna take it all.

1608
01:26:04,790 --> 01:26:08,840
Dry Eye likes the smell of power
and does not like Matthew.

1609
01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:11,470
<i>So, the little dragon needed
a gentle reminder</i>

1610
01:26:11,550 --> 01:26:13,340
<i>of who was really running things.</i>

1611
01:26:13,430 --> 01:26:15,340
You've been in this paddling
pool for two minutes.

1612
01:26:15,430 --> 01:26:18,470
I've been swimming in the ocean
with the sharks for 20 years.

1613
01:26:18,640 --> 01:26:21,060
I'll tell you how this plays out.

1614
01:26:21,850 --> 01:26:23,190
You will drown...

1615
01:26:24,390 --> 01:26:27,230
and then my Mossad crabs
will eat you.

1616
01:26:27,360 --> 01:26:32,360
And this, my love, is why I want
my hard-earned 20 million pounds.

1617
01:26:32,440 --> 01:26:38,280
Because not only do I know exactly
how Mickey's business operates,

1618
01:26:38,580 --> 01:26:42,370
but I also know that the very
man he's trying to sell it to

1619
01:26:43,040 --> 01:26:45,370
is trying to force him
into selling it on the cheap

1620
01:26:45,790 --> 01:26:48,750
and has indirectly started a war.

1621
01:26:49,420 --> 01:26:52,800
So, you see, I think you should be
calling me your trusted consigliere,

1622
01:26:53,720 --> 01:26:55,300
or your spy behind the lines,

1623
01:26:55,380 --> 01:26:59,220
your intellectual reconnaissance,
if you prefer.

1624
01:27:00,890 --> 01:27:02,060
I'm impressed.

1625
01:27:03,520 --> 01:27:05,230
You certainly know more than I do.

1626
01:27:05,850 --> 01:27:08,270
I'm impressed not only
by your information,

1627
01:27:08,730 --> 01:27:10,650
but by your imagination.

1628
01:27:11,480 --> 01:27:12,690
Thank you very much.

1629
01:27:15,450 --> 01:27:17,160
So you've got 72 hours.

1630
01:27:18,240 --> 01:27:21,490
And I would just reiterate
that if anything happens to me,

1631
01:27:21,580 --> 01:27:23,750
I do have my insurance policy
in place.

1632
01:27:24,410 --> 01:27:27,210
Everything will go to Big Dave,
and from him to the public,

1633
01:27:27,290 --> 01:27:29,080
and you, my love, will go to Mars.

1634
01:27:29,380 --> 01:27:32,500
So, strong recommendation,
just pay up

1635
01:27:32,590 --> 01:27:38,050
and watch me recede into the
sunset blowing kisses, yes?

1636
01:27:41,180 --> 01:27:45,390
Well, then, time to use the
door, you black bastard.

1637
01:27:45,480 --> 01:27:47,600
Well, that's just silly, isn't it,
'cause I'm not black.

1638
01:27:47,940 --> 01:27:50,730
No, but your fucking soul is,
you dark cunt.

1639
01:27:52,980 --> 01:27:55,900
Now, out of my house,
'cause I'm going to bed.

1640
01:27:58,570 --> 01:27:59,910
Can I come with you?

1641
01:28:01,450 --> 01:28:03,990
No, but you can go smoke
the exhaust pipe

1642
01:28:04,080 --> 01:28:05,500
in the back of your hearse.

1643
01:28:07,160 --> 01:28:08,460
I might come anyway.

1644
01:28:10,170 --> 01:28:12,710
You'll just hear me
scratching about in the dark,

1645
01:28:13,500 --> 01:28:15,090
wanking into a hanky.

1646
01:28:20,470 --> 01:28:23,060
All right, so, 20 million.

1647
01:28:24,140 --> 01:28:26,060
You've got 72 hours, starting now.

1648
01:28:26,980 --> 01:28:29,480
Tick-tock, tick-tock.

1649
01:28:31,150 --> 01:28:32,270
And I'm gone.

1650
01:28:35,440 --> 01:28:36,990
Tick-tock.

1651
01:28:40,950 --> 01:28:42,700
Tick-tock.

1652
01:28:42,780 --> 01:28:46,330
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

1653
01:28:47,910 --> 01:28:51,000
(PHONE DIALLING, RINGING)

1654
01:28:51,290 --> 01:28:52,290
(LINE CLICKS)

1655
01:28:52,380 --> 01:28:53,790
RAYMOND: He's just left.

1656
01:28:54,210 --> 01:28:55,840
He thinks he's very clever.

1657
01:28:56,550 --> 01:28:57,970
Start with Big Dave.

1658
01:29:03,100 --> 01:29:05,220
Now, you keep this
between you and me, Hammy,

1659
01:29:05,310 --> 01:29:08,140
but Fletcher's been in touch.
He says he's got what we need.

1660
01:29:08,230 --> 01:29:10,690
Careful, boss. Fletcher's arse
belongs to the highest bidder.

1661
01:29:10,770 --> 01:29:12,690
Yeah. He says he wants 150 grand.

1662
01:29:12,770 --> 01:29:15,190
But if it's proper, it's worth
a whole week's exclusive.

1663
01:29:15,270 --> 01:29:17,690
-Well, what does he have exactly?
-He was just tickling me nuts,

1664
01:29:17,780 --> 01:29:19,570
but he says
he wants to meet Saturday.

1665
01:29:19,650 --> 01:29:20,820
So keep it free.

1666
01:29:20,900 --> 01:29:23,070
(MOBILE RINGING)

1667
01:29:23,160 --> 01:29:24,570
Yeah, pronto.

1668
01:29:31,580 --> 01:29:34,170
Oi, you can't park there, mate.
Move the van.

1669
01:29:34,250 --> 01:29:36,500
Don't worry, friend.
We'll be gone in a minute.

1670
01:29:36,590 --> 01:29:38,630
We're not a newspaper.
We're a blood sport.

1671
01:29:38,920 --> 01:29:42,010
-Oi, Russ. Move the van.
-I'm on it, boss.

1672
01:29:42,760 --> 01:29:44,720
Move it. Now.

1673
01:29:45,470 --> 01:29:48,720
-I said in a minute.
-Oi, spunk bubble.

1674
01:29:48,810 --> 01:29:51,480
-Get rid of the fucking van.
-(VAN DOOR CLOSES)

1675
01:29:55,860 --> 01:29:59,110
I'm warning you,
Russ does karate.

1676
01:30:03,740 --> 01:30:07,200
Careful, boys. Russ does karate.

1677
01:30:08,490 --> 01:30:10,830
Russ, if you know
what's good for you,

1678
01:30:11,040 --> 01:30:13,040
get in the car now.

1679
01:30:14,040 --> 01:30:15,130
(EXHALES)

1680
01:30:16,460 --> 01:30:19,590
Sorry, boss.
I'm only a blue belt.

1681
01:30:21,050 --> 01:30:22,420
You melt.

1682
01:30:23,680 --> 01:30:27,430
Now what? We're making
a YouTube movie? Eh?

1683
01:30:28,060 --> 01:30:29,350
Break dancing?

1684
01:30:30,140 --> 01:30:33,440
I'm warning you.
I'm fucking powerful!

1685
01:30:33,640 --> 01:30:34,810
We know all that.

1686
01:30:34,900 --> 01:30:36,690
Why don't you tell us all about it
in the back of the van?

1687
01:30:36,770 --> 01:30:39,860
(MUTTERING) I'm not going.
I'm not fucking... No!

1688
01:30:39,940 --> 01:30:41,780
(MUTTERING) No.

1689
01:30:41,940 --> 01:30:43,650
ERNIE: Get him in there.

1690
01:30:46,410 --> 01:30:47,700
Unbelievable.

1691
01:30:52,620 --> 01:30:53,870
Well, well, well.

1692
01:30:55,750 --> 01:30:57,500
-(SIGHS)
-(GRUNTS)

1693
01:30:57,580 --> 01:30:59,710
You're all right, Big Dave.
You're in safe hands now.

1694
01:30:59,800 --> 01:31:02,590
-No need to panic, okay?
-Who are you?

1695
01:31:02,840 --> 01:31:04,550
Don't worry about that right now.

1696
01:31:05,680 --> 01:31:07,220
Look... (PANTING)

1697
01:31:07,300 --> 01:31:10,680
Look, whatever's gone on here,
I just need to get back to work.

1698
01:31:10,760 --> 01:31:13,020
If you let me go,
I'll just forget all about it.

1699
01:31:13,100 --> 01:31:15,640
I'll have you back to work
in short order, my friend.

1700
01:31:15,810 --> 01:31:17,400
Now, I believe you're a reporter.

1701
01:31:18,440 --> 01:31:20,520
And there's something
I wanna report to you.

1702
01:31:20,650 --> 01:31:22,860
Now, it seems for
this brief moment in time

1703
01:31:22,940 --> 01:31:25,030
I've found my way
into the film business,

1704
01:31:25,150 --> 01:31:29,910
and last night I made a film with
an impressively sized farmyard pig.

1705
01:31:33,830 --> 01:31:36,330
Morning, sir.
Two cups of tea.

1706
01:31:36,870 --> 01:31:39,000
One with sugar, one without.

1707
01:31:39,080 --> 01:31:41,250
All right, lads,
go on, give us a minute.

1708
01:31:41,920 --> 01:31:43,550
(SNORTING)

1709
01:31:44,130 --> 01:31:45,880
COACH: There are some wet
wipes there over your shoulder.

1710
01:31:45,970 --> 01:31:48,340
Your clothes are neatly folded
there on the bench.

1711
01:31:48,550 --> 01:31:52,220
Now, in due course, you're gonna
press the space bar on this computer

1712
01:31:52,430 --> 01:31:55,640
and you're gonna witness your
participation in said film.

1713
01:31:55,930 --> 01:31:59,440
Now, that little drug we
gave you last night really...

1714
01:32:01,020 --> 01:32:02,860
loosened up your inhibitions, man.

1715
01:32:03,480 --> 01:32:07,400
The only thing you'll need to do to
stop this little creative expression

1716
01:32:07,490 --> 01:32:09,610
from becoming
a social media sensation

1717
01:32:09,700 --> 01:32:12,780
is lose any interest you have
in the future of Mickey Pearson.

1718
01:32:14,080 --> 01:32:16,200
I'm gonna leave you now
to clean yourself up.

1719
01:32:17,750 --> 01:32:19,710
Space bar, yeah?
Have a hot drink as well.

1720
01:32:19,790 --> 01:32:21,790
It might make you feel
a little bit better.

1721
01:32:21,880 --> 01:32:23,800
It was a fucking rough night for you.

1722
01:32:25,210 --> 01:32:26,840
-(DOOR OPENS)
-Enjoy the show.

1723
01:32:27,590 --> 01:32:28,680
(DOOR CLOSES)

1724
01:32:33,260 --> 01:32:35,520
CHILDREN: (SINGING) <i># Old MacDonald
Had a farm, e-i-e-i-o</i>

1725
01:32:35,600 --> 01:32:37,430
(PIG SNORTING IN VIDEO)

1726
01:32:37,520 --> 01:32:40,230
<i># And on that farm he had a pig... #</i>

1727
01:32:40,310 --> 01:32:42,610
-How's your man, then, Coach?
-Ah, he'll survive.

1728
01:32:42,690 --> 01:32:44,400
Wouldn't have been the pig
I would have chosen, though.

1729
01:32:44,480 --> 01:32:47,190
-(CHUCKLES)
-(BIG DAVE SCREAMING)

1730
01:32:49,280 --> 01:32:50,740
We know what bit that is.

1731
01:32:50,820 --> 01:32:52,410
(<i>OLD MACDONALD</i> PLAYING ON VIDEO)

1732
01:32:52,490 --> 01:32:54,580
BIG DAVE:
<i>Let me tickle that belly.</i>

1733
01:32:54,660 --> 01:32:57,500
-<i>You are so naughty.
</i>-(PIG SQUEALING ON VIDEO)

1734
01:32:57,580 --> 01:33:00,120
-Good Lord.
-I was there and I'm still shocked.

1735
01:33:00,500 --> 01:33:02,500
BIG DAVE: <i>Squeal for me, piggy.</i>

1736
01:33:02,580 --> 01:33:05,300
-Is that who I think it is?
-Yeah, it certainly is.

1737
01:33:05,380 --> 01:33:07,090
(PIG SNORTING ON VIDEO)

1738
01:33:07,840 --> 01:33:09,050
And that's your doing?

1739
01:33:09,260 --> 01:33:11,090
BIG DAVE:
<i>Where is that apple sauce?</i>

1740
01:33:11,640 --> 01:33:13,470
You can't unsee it
once you've seen it, can you?

1741
01:33:13,550 --> 01:33:15,680
No, you can't unsee it.
It's nightmare fuel.

1742
01:33:15,760 --> 01:33:17,180
That will be with me forever.

1743
01:33:18,310 --> 01:33:19,810
The story won't be running.

1744
01:33:22,190 --> 01:33:24,980
Right. I've got one more thing
I need you to do.

1745
01:33:25,070 --> 01:33:27,900
Ah, look,
before you continue, Ray,

1746
01:33:27,990 --> 01:33:31,950
I train lads to be good lads.
I'm not a fucking gangster.

1747
01:33:32,160 --> 01:33:35,580
Now, I've been forced to do some
gangster things, that's okay.

1748
01:33:35,780 --> 01:33:37,740
But I'm not the gift
that keeps on giving.

1749
01:33:37,830 --> 01:33:40,040
So with the greatest respect,
I'll do this one last thing for you

1750
01:33:40,370 --> 01:33:41,750
and then that's it.

1751
01:33:42,170 --> 01:33:45,340
<i>No más.</i> Three strikes and I'm out.

1752
01:33:50,260 --> 01:33:51,510
(SIGHS)

1753
01:33:52,340 --> 01:33:54,300
-Everything all right, Coach?
-No, Ernie, it isn't.

1754
01:33:54,550 --> 01:33:57,010
You need to understand the
severity of your actions.

1755
01:34:04,230 --> 01:34:06,770
-Dave, an hour.
-Okay, boss.

1756
01:34:12,030 --> 01:34:13,950
Thank you for the grand tour.

1757
01:34:14,240 --> 01:34:15,820
I'm a believer.

1758
01:34:16,030 --> 01:34:17,280
MICKEY: Thank you, chaps.

1759
01:34:19,580 --> 01:34:22,040
MATTHEW: Now, are we ready
to finalise the numbers?

1760
01:34:22,790 --> 01:34:25,500
-We already have.
-Mm...

1761
01:34:25,580 --> 01:34:27,750
The situation's changed, Michael.

1762
01:34:27,840 --> 01:34:30,210
-The market's changed.
-How so?

1763
01:34:30,960 --> 01:34:34,510
The exit value of your business
needs to be recalculated.

1764
01:34:35,300 --> 01:34:37,260
Please, be specific.

1765
01:34:37,350 --> 01:34:38,680
Oh, I will be.

1766
01:34:39,180 --> 01:34:42,770
You're asking 400 for 12 locations
and a distribution network,

1767
01:34:42,850 --> 01:34:45,350
which was a fair valuation
at the time.

1768
01:34:45,440 --> 01:34:48,320
But when one of those
locations was compromised,

1769
01:34:48,400 --> 01:34:50,780
the value of all those
locations were compromised

1770
01:34:50,860 --> 01:34:52,610
and this obviously
affects the price.

1771
01:34:53,400 --> 01:34:57,070
Your skunk farm was a fucking viral
sensation on YouTube, Michael.

1772
01:34:57,160 --> 01:34:59,660
And when Johnny Law starts
sniffing, which he will,

1773
01:34:59,740 --> 01:35:02,200
all of those locations
will have to cease production for,

1774
01:35:02,290 --> 01:35:05,790
I'd say, at least 12 months
at a cost of 100 million net p.a.,

1775
01:35:05,870 --> 01:35:08,540
before marking down the loss of staff,
relocation and site rentals.

1776
01:35:08,630 --> 01:35:10,550
-You still with me?
-Yes, I'm following.

1777
01:35:10,670 --> 01:35:12,510
It will take at least three years

1778
01:35:12,590 --> 01:35:16,430
to get your supply, distribution
and demand back to full capacity.

1779
01:35:16,510 --> 01:35:20,640
Your staffing costs are 25% of
your 100 million operational cost,

1780
01:35:20,720 --> 01:35:24,020
so that's 25 million per annum
for three annums.

1781
01:35:24,100 --> 01:35:26,770
And location rental
at 15 million a year,

1782
01:35:26,850 --> 01:35:30,650
that's a 120-GBP bite right there.

1783
01:35:30,730 --> 01:35:32,990
Your unit economics have taken a hit,

1784
01:35:33,400 --> 01:35:35,990
and forecasting out
your top-line growth margin

1785
01:35:36,070 --> 01:35:37,990
in the current inimical climate,

1786
01:35:38,070 --> 01:35:41,410
I calculate what was worth
400 million a month ago

1787
01:35:41,490 --> 01:35:46,210
must now be valued
at an anaemic, mm... 130.

1788
01:35:47,170 --> 01:35:50,920
You see, it's not about the first
domino that fell, Michael.

1789
01:35:51,750 --> 01:35:52,960
It's about the last.

1790
01:35:55,260 --> 01:35:56,340
Please.

1791
01:35:59,850 --> 01:36:02,640
I like you, Michael.
You're a good chap.

1792
01:36:03,390 --> 01:36:07,190
And if you want me to help you out of
this hole you've found yourself in,

1793
01:36:07,730 --> 01:36:10,810
I can pay you
100 million dollars today.

1794
01:36:11,730 --> 01:36:14,150
It's a good offer and it's real,

1795
01:36:14,360 --> 01:36:16,530
and I'll do this
because I'm your friend.

1796
01:36:16,740 --> 01:36:19,570
My accountant can transfer
the fee within the hour.

1797
01:36:20,620 --> 01:36:22,700
I like your domino analogy.

1798
01:36:24,370 --> 01:36:28,670
The question I ask is,
who tumbled the first domino?

1799
01:36:29,040 --> 01:36:32,210
I'm afraid that's not my concern
or my business, Michael.

1800
01:36:32,290 --> 01:36:34,130
At the risk of contradicting you,

1801
01:36:34,210 --> 01:36:38,300
it is very much your business,
and certainly your concern.

1802
01:36:39,680 --> 01:36:41,180
Only you made one mistake.

1803
01:36:42,680 --> 01:36:43,680
That being?

1804
01:36:44,260 --> 01:36:47,430
You seem to have mistaken me
for some kind of a cunt.

1805
01:36:49,350 --> 01:36:51,650
Let me introduce you
to the first domino.

1806
01:36:55,530 --> 01:37:00,410
It's a tad dramatic, isn't it,
corpses in freezers? Who is this man?

1807
01:37:00,490 --> 01:37:02,570
What's he got to do with
anything that I'm talking about?

1808
01:37:02,660 --> 01:37:05,290
I take it with that statement
you are in denial

1809
01:37:05,370 --> 01:37:08,000
of so-said relationship
with this frozen Chinaman?

1810
01:37:08,210 --> 01:37:10,290
Well, of course I'm in denial of it.

1811
01:37:10,370 --> 01:37:14,090
I don't have relationships
with dead, frozen Chinamen.

1812
01:37:14,290 --> 01:37:17,840
Best not to be glib at this time
in the proceedings, Matthew.

1813
01:37:21,470 --> 01:37:23,760
Don't bother looking
for your Mossad crabs.

1814
01:37:23,850 --> 01:37:26,350
This is a fish market.
They have found a home.

1815
01:37:26,810 --> 01:37:29,480
To be clear, I do not know that man.

1816
01:37:31,650 --> 01:37:33,480
<i>I'll tell you how this plays out.</i>

1817
01:37:34,060 --> 01:37:38,400
<i>You will drown and then
my Mossad crabs will eat you.</i>

1818
01:37:38,490 --> 01:37:42,110
So while you were discussing
who would take over my business

1819
01:37:42,200 --> 01:37:43,570
after you fucked it,

1820
01:37:44,660 --> 01:37:47,740
you somehow mistook so-said
Chinaman for someone else?

1821
01:37:49,370 --> 01:37:53,250
Business is business, Michael.
It's nothing personal.

1822
01:37:53,330 --> 01:37:55,920
While I am not emotional
about the money,

1823
01:37:56,000 --> 01:37:59,840
there is a price indebted to me for
the blood I've gotten on my hands

1824
01:37:59,920 --> 01:38:03,050
restoring order to the untidiness
that you created,

1825
01:38:03,470 --> 01:38:05,140
and that price, according to you...

1826
01:38:05,220 --> 01:38:09,310
400 minus 130...
is 270 million dollars.

1827
01:38:09,390 --> 01:38:12,230
And I'm keeping the business,

1828
01:38:13,770 --> 01:38:16,980
while you are getting in the freezer.

1829
01:38:17,570 --> 01:38:20,530
And you will make that transaction if
you want to get out of the freezer.

1830
01:38:20,610 --> 01:38:25,160
It is 25 below zero in there,
so I assume you'll last about an hour.

1831
01:38:25,370 --> 01:38:27,080
That said, I wouldn't fuck about,

1832
01:38:27,160 --> 01:38:29,660
because frostbite is very expensive
on the fingers and toes,

1833
01:38:29,750 --> 01:38:33,620
so I would type as quickly as possible
while you have the use of them.

1834
01:38:34,420 --> 01:38:36,540
After you've attended to that
indiscretion,

1835
01:38:36,630 --> 01:38:40,300
you can then deal with the next
consequence of your short-sightedness.

1836
01:38:41,090 --> 01:38:44,840
As stated,
I am not emotional about the money.

1837
01:38:47,760 --> 01:38:51,350
But I am emotional about the fact that
someone laid their hands on my wife.

1838
01:38:52,310 --> 01:38:53,980
(PANTING)

1839
01:38:54,730 --> 01:38:56,060
My wife!

1840
01:38:58,520 --> 01:39:00,400
No amount of money on
God's green earth

1841
01:39:00,480 --> 01:39:02,110
can pay for that
transgression, Matthew.

1842
01:39:02,190 --> 01:39:03,570
No, for that...

1843
01:39:07,620 --> 01:39:08,910
I want a pound of flesh.

1844
01:39:09,990 --> 01:39:12,290
-A pound of flesh?
-It matters not to me

1845
01:39:12,370 --> 01:39:14,830
where on your anatomy
it is withdrawn from.

1846
01:39:15,830 --> 01:39:18,710
If you don't have the stomach
to take it for yourself,

1847
01:39:19,130 --> 01:39:21,300
big Bunny here
is very adept with a knife,

1848
01:39:21,380 --> 01:39:23,260
and, as you can see,
he's dressed for the weather.

1849
01:39:23,340 --> 01:39:27,590
But a penny short or a gram shy...

1850
01:39:29,050 --> 01:39:31,220
and that freezer door
does not open.

1851
01:39:31,600 --> 01:39:32,680
Am I clear?

1852
01:39:33,770 --> 01:39:34,850
Good.

1853
01:39:35,890 --> 01:39:37,600
-Bunny.
-BUNNY: Incoming.

1854
01:39:47,820 --> 01:39:50,120
(FLETCHER CHUCKLES)

1855
01:39:50,330 --> 01:39:52,740
What, is it Wagyu again
for breakfast, Raymond?

1856
01:39:55,040 --> 01:39:56,250
Aren't you gonna introduce me

1857
01:39:56,330 --> 01:39:58,710
to your mysterious
and slightly menacing friend?

1858
01:40:04,090 --> 01:40:06,220
What's that for?
Is that for my money?

1859
01:40:06,680 --> 01:40:08,010
(CHUCKLES)

1860
01:40:08,640 --> 01:40:11,100
-Where's my money, Raymond?
-There's your payment.

1861
01:40:15,180 --> 01:40:16,350
Go on, take a look.

1862
01:40:16,810 --> 01:40:18,730
Thank you, mysterious stranger.

1863
01:40:28,820 --> 01:40:29,820
Well, that's disappointing,

1864
01:40:29,910 --> 01:40:31,410
'cause that doesn't look like
20 million pounds.

1865
01:40:31,490 --> 01:40:34,370
It's more interesting than that,
your insurance policy,

1866
01:40:34,660 --> 01:40:38,080
all the photos, all the bodies,
all the skeletons, all the filth.

1867
01:40:38,170 --> 01:40:41,290
It's not the only one, darling.
I'm not a mong.

1868
01:40:42,540 --> 01:40:44,760
What do you think's in that,
you fucking eejit?

1869
01:40:45,710 --> 01:40:47,880
RAYMOND: Of course we were aware
of what Matthew was up to.

1870
01:40:47,970 --> 01:40:51,260
-We're not complete fucking idiots.
-(SIZZLES)

1871
01:40:51,930 --> 01:40:54,720
I've been onto you
for a long time, Fletcher.

1872
01:40:55,640 --> 01:40:57,770
-I knew you'd been following Michael.
-(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

1873
01:40:57,850 --> 01:40:59,350
<i>They're very similar, our jobs.</i>

1874
01:41:00,060 --> 01:41:02,150
<i>Only I'm better at it than you are.</i>

1875
01:41:03,980 --> 01:41:05,570
I knew when you came over
that night that

1876
01:41:05,650 --> 01:41:07,610
you'd only be there
for half an hour...

1877
01:41:08,400 --> 01:41:10,410
<i>Buenas tardes, </i>Raymondo.

1878
01:41:10,490 --> 01:41:13,370
...to tell me how clever you
are and try to blackmail us.

1879
01:41:14,280 --> 01:41:16,580
I've got some very important
information to impart to you, Raymond.

1880
01:41:16,750 --> 01:41:20,250
I also knew you couldn't
resist a £1500 single malt,

1881
01:41:20,330 --> 01:41:23,710
an £80 Wagyu steak and a
state-of-the-art smokeless barbie

1882
01:41:24,290 --> 01:41:27,050
-that even keeps your feet warm.
-I love a barbie.

1883
01:41:27,130 --> 01:41:30,050
I promise you, you will regret
this if you don't hear it.

1884
01:41:30,130 --> 01:41:32,800
And when the Scotch
got into your cold veins,

1885
01:41:32,890 --> 01:41:35,640
you lost the benefit
of your sharp instincts.

1886
01:41:36,060 --> 01:41:38,350
Oh, goody. Another bottle.
(CHUCKLES)

1887
01:41:38,430 --> 01:41:40,060
Can you tell the mysterious
gentleman to relax?

1888
01:41:40,140 --> 01:41:42,060
Because I promise you,
you will regret it

1889
01:41:42,150 --> 01:41:44,190
if you don't hear this.
Sit down, my love.

1890
01:41:44,270 --> 01:41:47,730
See, I kept you there 'cause I needed
to know about Matthew and Dry Eye.

1891
01:41:48,860 --> 01:41:51,660
<i>Took us a while to find
your insurance policies.</i>

1892
01:41:53,570 --> 01:41:55,740
<i>'Cause you're
a naughty squirrel, Fletcher.</i>

1893
01:41:56,540 --> 01:41:58,700
Fletcher, shoes off inside.

1894
01:41:58,830 --> 01:42:00,120
Yes, Mummy.

1895
01:42:01,120 --> 01:42:04,330
<i>But it was made a lot easier after
I planted a tracker in your shoe.</i>

1896
01:42:08,920 --> 01:42:11,340
<i>You're never gonna be
a predator with us, Fletcher.</i>

1897
01:42:13,010 --> 01:42:14,680
You're always gonna be prey.

1898
01:42:16,050 --> 01:42:19,350
So that's it. Three strikes.
We're good, right?

1899
01:42:22,140 --> 01:42:23,400
I'll see you around.

1900
01:42:23,480 --> 01:42:25,360
With the greatest respect, I hope not.

1901
01:42:31,610 --> 01:42:35,870
(SIGHS) Now, Fletcher,
what were you saying?

1902
01:42:36,740 --> 01:42:39,330
FLETCHER: (MUFFLED) It wasn't
Lord George that was after Mickey,

1903
01:42:39,410 --> 01:42:41,910
or Dry Eye, or Matthew.

1904
01:42:43,000 --> 01:42:44,420
Do you wanna know who it was?

1905
01:42:48,960 --> 01:42:50,210
I've got photos.

1906
01:42:52,880 --> 01:42:55,970
-Right. You've got 30 seconds.
-Thank you, darling.

1907
01:42:57,970 --> 01:42:59,850
-(MOBILE VIBRATING)
-Fuck.

1908
01:43:01,560 --> 01:43:03,060
Primetime, what is it, son?

1909
01:43:03,230 --> 01:43:05,980
Coach, we're gonna take
care of this for you.

1910
01:43:06,060 --> 01:43:07,480
Ernie's got a plan.

1911
01:43:07,690 --> 01:43:09,520
What the fuck are you talking about?

1912
01:43:09,610 --> 01:43:12,820
The Michael situation.
We're gonna sort it.

1913
01:43:12,900 --> 01:43:14,320
(COCKS GUN)

1914
01:43:14,400 --> 01:43:16,160
-Primetime, listen... Prime...
-(LINE BEEPS)

1915
01:43:17,620 --> 01:43:18,620
Jesus.

1916
01:43:18,700 --> 01:43:20,330
(GATE CLANGS)

1917
01:43:29,710 --> 01:43:31,510
FLETCHER: <i>Now, you remember Aslan,
don't you?</i>

1918
01:43:32,090 --> 01:43:34,420
The young gentleman
you kept in the freezer?

1919
01:43:37,050 --> 01:43:41,680
Well, this is Aslan Senior,
Russian oligarch.

1920
01:43:42,930 --> 01:43:45,350
<i>Ex-KGB. Made all
his money in gas pipes.</i>

1921
01:43:45,440 --> 01:43:48,730
And he's extremely sad that his
one-and-only son fell out of a window.

1922
01:43:49,150 --> 01:43:50,730
-(THUDS)
-BOY: Oh, shit.

1923
01:43:50,900 --> 01:43:53,490
And I fear that where
they failed before, Raymond,

1924
01:43:53,740 --> 01:43:55,150
they're not gonna fail again.

1925
01:43:55,900 --> 01:43:57,320
And how do you know all this?

1926
01:43:57,410 --> 01:44:00,660
Because someone told them everything
they want to know about Michael,

1927
01:44:00,740 --> 01:44:03,450
and that someone is me.

1928
01:44:04,710 --> 01:44:05,830
Go on.

1929
01:44:06,750 --> 01:44:09,750
FLETCHER: <i>So I said I'd tell them
where Michael was for a price.</i>

1930
01:44:10,380 --> 01:44:14,260
But that money was pending till after,
you know, the deed was done.

1931
01:44:14,340 --> 01:44:15,420
(GUNSHOT)

1932
01:44:15,880 --> 01:44:18,010
<i>And then when they
messed up the first time,</i>

1933
01:44:18,090 --> 01:44:21,470
I had a little rethink and came
up with my version 2.0 plan,

1934
01:44:21,560 --> 01:44:23,310
which is when I came to see you.

1935
01:44:23,600 --> 01:44:26,350
You see, get my 20 mils
off Michael first

1936
01:44:26,440 --> 01:44:30,900
and then, after the event,
get paid again, double bubble.

1937
01:44:30,980 --> 01:44:34,440
But you and your mysterious friend
put paid to that, so well done, you.

1938
01:44:35,110 --> 01:44:36,860
Why did you just look at your watch?

1939
01:44:38,110 --> 01:44:41,370
Well, it's like I say.
The Russians are gonna clean house.

1940
01:44:41,780 --> 01:44:44,700
And you are part of
that house, Raymond.

1941
01:44:45,000 --> 01:44:46,540
They're gonna get Michael
when he comes out

1942
01:44:46,620 --> 01:44:48,290
of his meeting at the fish market.

1943
01:44:49,000 --> 01:44:51,840
And they are coming here.
So you see what I've done there?

1944
01:44:51,920 --> 01:44:53,960
By telling you, I've saved your lives.

1945
01:44:54,050 --> 01:44:56,170
Which I think in turn
saves mine, doesn't it?

1946
01:44:56,260 --> 01:44:58,130
Don't fucking move.

1947
01:44:58,930 --> 01:45:00,550
(MOBILE CHIMES)

1948
01:45:05,890 --> 01:45:07,060
Dave.

1949
01:45:07,770 --> 01:45:08,890
MAN 1: Dave?

1950
01:45:18,110 --> 01:45:19,150
No Dave.

1951
01:45:21,620 --> 01:45:22,620
(SIGHS)

1952
01:45:22,700 --> 01:45:24,160
(MOBILE RINGING)

1953
01:45:24,240 --> 01:45:25,240
(MOUTHS) Fuck.

1954
01:45:30,750 --> 01:45:32,460
-(GUNSHOTS)
-RAYMOND: Fuck!

1955
01:45:35,960 --> 01:45:39,010
<i># I see it all before me</i>

1956
01:45:39,930 --> 01:45:43,140
<i># My past of restless wonder</i>

1957
01:45:43,850 --> 01:45:47,270
<i># My days and nights
Of torment</i>

1958
01:45:47,890 --> 01:45:50,980
<i># A world of misery</i>

1959
01:45:51,940 --> 01:45:55,150
<i># The bonds of retribution</i>

1960
01:45:55,770 --> 01:45:58,990
<i># I cannot shed my pain</i>

1961
01:45:59,740 --> 01:46:02,530
<i># So easily</i>

1962
01:46:03,620 --> 01:46:05,830
<i># My spirit's broken</i>

1963
01:46:07,160 --> 01:46:10,410
<i># No will to live</i>

1964
01:46:11,120 --> 01:46:12,790
<i># My body's all aching</i>

1965
01:46:12,920 --> 01:46:13,920
Fuck.

1966
01:46:15,000 --> 01:46:18,550
<i># My hands are tied #</i>

1967
01:46:19,590 --> 01:46:21,340
(MAN 2 SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

1968
01:46:24,050 --> 01:46:26,010
(SCREAMING)

1969
01:46:30,560 --> 01:46:33,520
FLETCHER: <i>So the Toddlers
spray the car with bullets,</i>

1970
01:46:33,600 --> 01:46:34,980
killing the Russians.

1971
01:46:35,980 --> 01:46:38,190
<i>The car rolls to a stop.</i>

1972
01:46:39,690 --> 01:46:41,700
Smash cut to black. Titles.

1973
01:46:43,410 --> 01:46:46,030
So, what happened to Michael?

1974
01:46:47,280 --> 01:46:50,080
<i>-I need an ending.
</i>-FLETCHER: <i>No, no, no, my darling.</i>

1975
01:46:51,500 --> 01:46:52,960
<i>What you need...</i>

1976
01:46:54,040 --> 01:46:55,040
is a sequel.

1977
01:46:55,290 --> 01:46:58,460
Think it over. Have a read.
You know my fee.

1978
01:46:58,630 --> 01:47:01,130
I'm off to La La
to talk to the competition.

1979
01:47:01,670 --> 01:47:05,050
Think about that.
Got a plane to catch. And I'm gone.

1980
01:47:06,050 --> 01:47:08,100
(ENGINE IDLING)

1981
01:47:08,720 --> 01:47:09,890
(GRUNTS)

1982
01:47:10,220 --> 01:47:11,600
Good afternoon.

1983
01:47:12,390 --> 01:47:15,850
(SIGHS) So, it's Heathrow Airport,
please, Terminal 3,

1984
01:47:15,940 --> 01:47:18,230
and thence to sunny California.

1985
01:47:20,400 --> 01:47:23,820
<i>Buenas tardes, </i>Fletchamundo.

1986
01:47:24,570 --> 01:47:27,410
Raymond. Well, well, well.

1987
01:47:27,570 --> 01:47:29,450
A man of many vocations, aren't you?

1988
01:47:29,790 --> 01:47:30,790
(CHUCKLES)

1989
01:47:33,330 --> 01:47:35,420
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

1990
01:47:39,130 --> 01:47:41,590
Now, I want you to play
a game with me, Fletcher.

1991
01:47:47,220 --> 01:47:48,510
He's got Fletcher.

1992
01:47:50,060 --> 01:47:52,350
MICKEY: <i>If you wish to be
the king of the jungle,</i>

1993
01:47:52,430 --> 01:47:54,600
<i>it's not enough to act like a king.</i>

1994
01:47:55,350 --> 01:47:57,060
<i>You must be the king.</i>

1995
01:47:58,440 --> 01:48:00,020
<i>And there can be no doubt.</i>

1996
01:48:00,520 --> 01:48:04,110
<i>Because doubt causes chaos
and one's own demise.</i>

1997
01:48:05,900 --> 01:48:07,490
<i>My queen told me that.</i>

1998
01:48:08,660 --> 01:48:09,830
Any chance?

1999
01:48:10,080 --> 01:48:13,790
<i># A police car and a screaming siren</i>

2000
01:48:14,200 --> 01:48:17,370
<i># A pneumatic drill
and ripped up concrete</i>

2001
01:48:17,460 --> 01:48:20,880
<i># A baby wailing and stray dog howling</i>

2002
01:48:20,960 --> 01:48:24,010
<i># The screech of brakes
and lamp light blinking</i>

2003
01:48:24,090 --> 01:48:27,340
<i># That's entertainment</i>

2004
01:48:27,430 --> 01:48:30,680
<i># That's entertainment</i>

2005
01:48:34,220 --> 01:48:37,560
<i># A smash of glass
and the rumble of boots</i>

2006
01:48:37,640 --> 01:48:40,900
<i># An electric train
and a ripped up phone booth</i>

2007
01:48:40,980 --> 01:48:44,230
<i># Paint splattered walls
and the cry of a tomcat</i>

2008
01:48:44,320 --> 01:48:46,820
<i># Lights going out
and a kick in the balls</i>

2009
01:48:46,900 --> 01:48:50,820
<i># I tell ya that's entertainment</i>

2010
01:48:50,910 --> 01:48:55,410
# <i>That's entertainment</i>

2011
01:48:55,750 --> 01:48:58,620
<i># La, la, la, la, la, la</i>

2012
01:48:59,210 --> 01:49:02,170
<i># La, la, la, la, la, la</i>

2013
01:49:02,710 --> 01:49:05,260
<i># La, la, la, la, la, la</i>

2014
01:49:06,170 --> 01:49:08,090
<i># La, la, la, la, la, la</i>

2015
01:49:10,090 --> 01:49:11,430
<i># Man didn't have to take off the door</i>

2016
01:49:11,510 --> 01:49:13,390
<i># Pull up in the dinger,
straight through the hole in the floor</i>

2017
01:49:13,470 --> 01:49:14,850
<i># With the Toddlers,
don't know what you thought</i>

2018
01:49:14,930 --> 01:49:16,520
<i># By the end of the night,
you'll be picking up your jaw</i>

2019
01:49:16,600 --> 01:49:18,190
<i># Plants, not ten or twenty</i>

2020
01:49:18,270 --> 01:49:20,600
<i># Run up in the crop gaff
with eggs benny, ah</i>

2021
01:49:21,480 --> 01:49:23,480
<i># Man's 'ead got cracked
and his legs went jelly</i>

2022
01:49:24,190 --> 01:49:25,650
<i># Boxes of bush</i>

2023
01:49:25,730 --> 01:49:27,610
<i># All buds, no dust</i>

2024
01:49:27,690 --> 01:49:29,910
<i># Boxes and boxes and boxes,
with the Toddlers, are you dumb?</i>

2025
01:49:31,110 --> 01:49:32,160
<i># Boxes of bush</i>

2026
01:49:32,620 --> 01:49:33,830
<i># All buds, no dust</i>

2027
01:49:34,530 --> 01:49:37,000
<i># Boxes and boxes and boxes,
with the Toddlers, are you dumb?</i>

2028
01:49:38,080 --> 01:49:40,920
<i># Put it on the net, do you wanna bet
it will do a milly in a sec?</i>

2029
01:49:41,380 --> 01:49:43,960
<i># Put it on the net, do you wanna bet
it will do a milly in a sec?</i>

2030
01:49:44,800 --> 01:49:47,170
<i># Put it on the net, do you wanna bet
it will do a milly in a sec?</i>

2031
01:49:48,300 --> 01:49:50,550
<i># Put it on the net, do you wanna bet
it will do a milly in a sec?</i>

2032
01:49:50,680 --> 01:49:51,680
(SHOUTS)

2033
01:49:51,760 --> 01:49:53,140
<i># Boxes of bush</i>

2034
01:49:53,220 --> 01:49:55,100
<i># All buds, no dust</i>

2035
01:49:55,180 --> 01:49:57,600
<i># Boxes and boxes and boxes,
with the Toddlers, are you dumb?</i>

2036
01:49:58,560 --> 01:49:59,980
<i># Boxes of bush</i>

2037
01:50:00,060 --> 01:50:01,690
<i># All buds, no dust</i>

2038
01:50:01,770 --> 01:50:04,610
<i># Boxes and boxes and boxes,
with the Toddlers, are you dumb?</i>

2039
01:50:04,940 --> 01:50:06,150
<i># With the Toddlers, are you dumb?</i>

2040
01:50:06,230 --> 01:50:07,940
<i># Just know that we come
from the bottom of the slum</i>

2041
01:50:08,030 --> 01:50:09,570
<i># And we're hungry,
means we're coming for the crumbs</i>

2042
01:50:09,650 --> 01:50:11,700
<i># And we're like a taxman,
cah we're coming for your funds</i>

2043
01:50:11,780 --> 01:50:12,950
<i># Bang, bang, you see us in a gang</i>

2044
01:50:13,030 --> 01:50:14,620
<i># Hop out the back
of the blue transit van</i>

2045
01:50:14,700 --> 01:50:16,490
<i># 'Nuff man
have never had money in a bank</i>

2046
01:50:16,580 --> 01:50:18,540
<i># With these 25 grand in elastic bands</i>

2047
01:50:18,620 --> 01:50:19,960
<i># We've always got drastic plans</i>

2048
01:50:20,040 --> 01:50:21,830
<i># Like Bill Sykes
we'll take your pots and pans</i>

2049
01:50:21,920 --> 01:50:24,040
<i># How many million views
did we do last week?</i>

2050
01:50:24,130 --> 01:50:25,210
<i># Man, I got too many fans</i>

2051
01:50:25,290 --> 01:50:26,710
<i># Swear down, man are drastic</i>

2052
01:50:26,800 --> 01:50:28,340
<i># You don't wanna get left in a casket</i>

2053
01:50:28,420 --> 01:50:30,010
<i># If we run up in a crib
and it's filled with weed</i>

2054
01:50:30,090 --> 01:50:31,930
<i># Then we're leaving with it
in a basket</i>

2055
01:50:32,880 --> 01:50:34,260
<i># Boxes of bush</i>

2056
01:50:34,340 --> 01:50:36,220
<i># All buds, no dust</i>

2057
01:50:36,310 --> 01:50:38,850
<i># Boxes and boxes and boxes,
with the Toddlers, are you dumb?</i>

2058
01:50:39,730 --> 01:50:41,140
<i># Boxes of bush</i>

2059
01:50:41,230 --> 01:50:43,100
<i># All buds, no dust</i>

2060
01:50:43,190 --> 01:50:45,730
<i># Boxes and boxes and boxes,
with the Toddlers, are you dumb?</i>

2061
01:50:46,610 --> 01:50:47,900
<i># Boxes of bush</i>

2062
01:50:48,150 --> 01:50:49,650
<i># All buds, no dust</i>

2063
01:50:50,070 --> 01:50:52,610
<i># Boxes and boxes and boxes,
with the Toddlers, are you dumb?</i>

2064
01:50:53,490 --> 01:50:54,870
<i># Boxes of bush</i>

2065
01:50:54,950 --> 01:50:56,910
<i># All buds, no dust</i>

2066
01:50:56,990 --> 01:50:59,370
<i># Boxes and boxes and boxes,
with the Toddlers, are you dumb? #</i>