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Yo, Matt.

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It's crazy, man.

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We're really making this happen.

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Uh, this scene right here,
I'm gonna need you to...

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You guys, you know,
you're talking on the beach,

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you're chillin', you're vibin'.

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Man, y'all realize this is
our last year of college.

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After this, we gotta get jobs,
pay for student loans.

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It never goes away.

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Dude, we're on spring break
right now.

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We're in paradise,

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and we should be having
the time of our lives,

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instead of listening to you
talking some depressing

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after-school bullshit.

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You way too young to be having
some midlife crisis.

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I hear what you're saying,
but the thing is, yo,

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we're young and we're trying
to have some fun.

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So, see those hunnies
back there?

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Let's kinda go over that way
and talk about this later?

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All right?

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And cut.

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Woo!

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- Aw, come on, Ced...
- Matthew Hillard,

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the next big thing out here
makin' it happen!

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We on the set
of your first feature film, man,

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Life's A Beach.

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Talk to the people,
all your future fans.

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- What you want 'em to know?
- Man, I don't know, man.

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I'm just out here
living my dreams, man, you know?

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I want all y'all to do
the same thing too, aight?

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Live out your dreams.

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Day 470.

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Sometimes I, um,

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feel like Tom Hanks
in Cast Away,

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or Matt Damon
in The Martian,

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or...

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Chris in Into the Wild.

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What was that guy's deal, man?

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The wilderness is just not
a safe place to be.

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But I'm not in the wild,
I'm just...

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I'm just at my house,
and it's... it's just crazy.

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I could always
just do this, right?

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Okay.

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Hey, everyone.

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It's me, Matt, and I'm back.

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I just... I just want to update
everyone on the progress

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of my new movie,
Home Improvement.

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Or Honey, I'm Home.

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Or It's Good to Be Home.

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I'm still... I'm still working
on the title.

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Uh, let's see,
we got a few comments here.

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IllJ says, "Matt, I support
your creative spirit.

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Keep up the good work."

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IllJ, I'm on it.

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Um, PrettyPink says,

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"Matt, when will you go back
to making real movies?"

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Uh, hey, PP, I, um,

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I am making a real movie,
it's just from home.

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Uh, yeah...

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EverDark says,

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"Fuck you, Matt,
you're a phony."

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Um... okay.

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Uh, and HappyGuy says,

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"Matt, you should kill
yourself."

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Don't think I will,
but okay.

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I think... I think we're, uh,
we're good for today there.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Time to write.

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Or not.

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And I'm broke,
I don't have a lot of money.

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Like if I cheat on my girl now

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and she decides
to bust my car windows,

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that's it,
I don't have car windows.

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I gotta put a trash bag
on my car as a window.

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Not even a clear one,
like a white bag,

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I gotta rip it off...

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No!

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We lost Bobby!

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Damn it!

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Okay.

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Time to write.

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Babe, I'm home.

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Babe?

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Hey there, you.

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How was your day?

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Uh, it was rough, honestly.

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But you know what they say.

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Hopefully tomorrow's better,
right?

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You maybe wanna talk about it,
or...

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Sure, why not?

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So, I go into work
and I punch into the clock,

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and I have to deal
with these idiot customers

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who are like,
"How does this look on me?

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Does this make me look fat?"

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And the answer is, "Yes, ma'am,
it makes you look fat

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because you are fat."

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- Right.
- And Brittany...

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Oh my gosh, babe, Brittany

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gets on my nerves so bad!

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Literally, everything's just
so happy all the time with her.

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And then I go
to my acting class,

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we learn the same thing
over and over and over again,

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and then I go to my audition
and it ends with, "Thanks,

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we'll call you,"
and they never do.

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And I'm just starving,
so I'm just gonna throw on

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some clothes
and get some food.

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Damn.

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Yeah, that... that sounds
really rough.

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And a lot like a monologue.

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But why... why you gotta go out
though?

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Right, why don't you
just stay in with me?

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We could, uh,
order some takeout,

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you know,
could Netflix and chill.

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Netflix and chill,
that's all you ever do

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is Netflix and chill,
play videogames,

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Netflix and chill some more,

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and that's why
you're getting fat.

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I'm not getting fat!

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What... we both know
I have a high metabolism,

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and I do CrossFit.

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And you and I both know
I don't just sit around all day

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and watch TV
and play videogames.

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I'm working hard on my movie.

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Samantha, come on,
wait a minute!

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- Look, look...
- What, what is it?

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Look, I just ordered
your favorite shrimp linguini,

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all right, we can watch
whatever you wanna watch,

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I'll even give you a foot rub.

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- A foot rub does seem tempting.
- Come on.

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No, no, I gotta go,
I have stuff to do.

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But where are you
rushing off to?

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You've been gone all day.

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To go hang out
with friends, Matt,

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something you don't know about
'cause you don't have any,

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- do you?
- I do.

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You do, who?

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Cedric's my friend.

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Cedric, the guy who helped you
produce your first film?

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Okay, all right.

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When's the last time you spoke
with Cedric, Matt?

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Uh...

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Huh?

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Exactly.
Wanna know why?

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Because he became
a big Hollywood producer

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while you became
this little hermit thing.

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And you know what,
another thing,

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I should've been
in that dag-gone movie.

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- Oh, here we go.
- Yeah, here we go again.

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We had just started dating.

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I didn't even know
you wanted to be an actress.

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How could you not know?

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I was a model, obviously
I wanted to be an actress.

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You know what,
I'm not doing this with you.

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- I gotta go.
- Samantha! Can you at least...

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What?

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Can you please take out
the trash

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before you... before you go?

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Come on!

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What the fuck?

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Matt, what are you doing
with my phone?

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Better question:

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Why is this on here?

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I don't remember
a man that big.

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- What?
- Huh?

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Are you being serious right now?

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No! Babe, no!

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This is a...

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This is a joke.

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Is this guy's dick
the punchline?

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'Cause I'm not laughing.

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You know what?

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You're right.

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You're so right,
you're so right.

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It's just that this weirdo
is, you know,

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sending me pictures
of his really huge dick,

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and...

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He just makes me feel violated,
you know?

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I feel violated right now.

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Samantha, Samantha.

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You seriously can't be trying
to get me to sympathize for you

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with those fake-ass
Paula Patton tears of yours.

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Okay. All right.

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So what do you wanna hear,
that I cheated on you?

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No, not really!

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Well, I did. Sorry.

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Not sorry.

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Why, Samantha?

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Wait, haven't I been good
to you?

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No! Not at...
are you serious?

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You haven't taken me out
in forever.

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No trips, no shopping,
no nothin',

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not that you could
'cause I'm sure

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that Life's A Beach money
has gots to be gone by now.

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- Sam.
- And you know what else?

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You haven't been, you know,

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satisfying me,

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you know, in the manly ways.

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Okay, that was like
the last couple of times.

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Okay, and I told you,
I've... I've had a lot on my mind.

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The pressure
of making this film.

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You... Matt, oh my gosh.

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Listen to me.

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There is no film, okay?

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There's no film.

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There's just you in this house

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afraid to go outside
and make shit happen.

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That's what there is.

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Give me my damn phone.

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Samantha, come on!

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Hey, wait!

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Wait, why are you leaving?

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Can we at least just talk?

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You wanna talk?

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You wanna work things out?

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Then come out here
and show me, Matt.

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Show me that you really want me.

219
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Samantha, I do want you.

220
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Then come show me.

221
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Come outside.

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Ooh.

223
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You know what, I knew it,
I am so done, Matthew.

224
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No, Samantha, come on!

225
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Fuck.

226
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The bin is just in the back.

227
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I could give you a tip. It's...

228
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It's literally down the side...

229
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That's cool, man.

230
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Hey, bro, hey,
no five stars for you.

231
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Man, forget you, Sarah!

232
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How could you leave Peter
for a rock star, man?

233
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Fucked up.

234
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Wait.

235
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Wait, did she leave me
for a rock star?

236
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Oh, man, this is her favorite.

237
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It's so good.

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This'll make
for some really good footage.

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Hey, Dave, uh,

240
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I don't recall requesting
any maintenance or anything.

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Maintenance?

242
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That's funny.

243
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Then how can I help you?

244
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Uh, the better question is,

245
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how can you help yourself
not get kicked out this bitch?

246
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I don't understand.

247
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Maybe this'll help.

248
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A three-day pay or quit?

249
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No.

250
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No, this doesn't make any sense.

251
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I just paid my rent.

252
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Yeah, with a check that bounced,

253
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like you'll have to do
very soon.

254
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I'm not leaving my place, man.

255
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Look, look, I'ma take care
of this right now, all right?

256
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Just, hold up.

257
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Here, man.

258
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Man, I'm not taking this, man!

259
00:12:56,335 --> 00:12:58,904
You got three days,
three motherfucking days.

260
00:13:01,674 --> 00:13:02,642
Wow.

261
00:13:04,410 --> 00:13:06,145
Okay.

262
00:13:09,148 --> 00:13:12,151
It's cool, it's cool.

263
00:13:12,184 --> 00:13:16,121
It's just more motivation for me
to make this film happen, right?

264
00:13:16,155 --> 00:13:19,358
Okay, so let's finish up
this script.

265
00:13:23,262 --> 00:13:25,230
It's almost done.

266
00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:28,167
Might as well just start
casting it, right?

267
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,435
Okay.

268
00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:32,639
Steve...

269
00:13:32,672 --> 00:13:34,339
He could work.

270
00:13:34,373 --> 00:13:35,574
Yeah.

271
00:13:36,643 --> 00:13:38,076
Okay.

272
00:13:45,050 --> 00:13:46,351
Hey, Steven.

273
00:13:46,385 --> 00:13:48,120
It's, uh, Matt Hillard.

274
00:13:49,455 --> 00:13:50,723
Hey.

275
00:13:50,757 --> 00:13:52,725
Hey, Steven,
thank you so much, man,

276
00:13:52,759 --> 00:13:54,661
for coming by
on such short notice.

277
00:13:54,694 --> 00:13:56,763
Just Steve,
and it's all good, man.

278
00:13:56,796 --> 00:13:58,096
I love acting.

279
00:13:58,130 --> 00:13:59,732
I mean, it means
everything to me.

280
00:13:59,766 --> 00:14:00,999
It's life.

281
00:14:01,033 --> 00:14:02,434
That's great!

282
00:14:02,468 --> 00:14:04,737
Let's, um, let's get
to auditioning then.

283
00:14:04,771 --> 00:14:06,673
All right.

284
00:14:06,706 --> 00:14:08,607
Right.

285
00:14:08,641 --> 00:14:10,476
I'm sorry I don't have
any sides.

286
00:14:10,509 --> 00:14:12,578
I'm still finishing up
the script, but, uh,

287
00:14:12,611 --> 00:14:15,280
you can do like a monologue
if you have one.

288
00:14:16,683 --> 00:14:17,750
I got you, buddy.

289
00:14:17,784 --> 00:14:19,151
Okay, cool.

290
00:14:19,184 --> 00:14:21,320
- Here goes everything.
- All right.

291
00:14:22,387 --> 00:14:24,056
So you wanna mess with me, pal?

292
00:14:24,089 --> 00:14:26,558
Okay, how about I snatch
your eyes out,

293
00:14:26,592 --> 00:14:28,795
cram 'em down your throat,
and have you choke on them?

294
00:14:28,828 --> 00:14:30,496
You little punk pussy bitch!

295
00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:34,466
Scene, and scene,
scene, scene.

296
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,534
Steven, scene.

297
00:14:37,402 --> 00:14:40,072
Okay, yeah, wow.

298
00:14:40,105 --> 00:14:41,306
So, do I get the part?

299
00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:43,509
Um...

300
00:14:43,542 --> 00:14:46,245
what was that from?

301
00:14:46,278 --> 00:14:48,213
Well, when I was
in the psych ward,

302
00:14:48,247 --> 00:14:50,282
shit got real.

303
00:14:50,315 --> 00:14:53,285
Okay.

304
00:14:53,318 --> 00:14:55,487
- I'll call you.
- You better, man.

305
00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:59,458
Otherwise I'll come back
and stab you in the head.

306
00:15:04,396 --> 00:15:05,597
Oh, shit.

307
00:15:14,606 --> 00:15:15,607
Ced?

308
00:15:15,642 --> 00:15:17,744
Matthew Hillard.

309
00:15:17,777 --> 00:15:18,845
What up, man?

310
00:15:18,878 --> 00:15:20,412
Man, what's up?

311
00:15:20,445 --> 00:15:22,381
It's been a long time.

312
00:15:22,414 --> 00:15:24,182
Way too long.

313
00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:25,752
I heard you, uh,

314
00:15:25,785 --> 00:15:28,554
you're working on some type
of home video,

315
00:15:28,587 --> 00:15:30,757
movie type of thing?

316
00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:33,125
Yeah, yeah, it's, uh,

317
00:15:33,158 --> 00:15:35,427
a little bit of like
a little passion project,

318
00:15:35,460 --> 00:15:36,796
you know, something like that.

319
00:15:38,564 --> 00:15:42,835
Yeah, uh, passion projects
are cool, Matt, they really are,

320
00:15:42,869 --> 00:15:45,237
but they don't pay the bills.

321
00:15:45,270 --> 00:15:46,873
You know what does though,
right?

322
00:15:46,906 --> 00:15:50,142
I don't know, uh,
comic book movies?

323
00:15:50,175 --> 00:15:51,744
Okay, well, those pay
for everything,

324
00:15:51,778 --> 00:15:55,447
but what I'm talking about,
Matt, is sequels.

325
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:59,719
- Sequels?
- Sequels.

326
00:15:59,752 --> 00:16:01,788
Wait, you calling
to talk to me about the...

327
00:16:01,821 --> 00:16:04,423
You're goddamn right I am, Matt.

328
00:16:04,456 --> 00:16:06,859
Life's A Beach 2.
Let's do it, what you think?

329
00:16:07,559 --> 00:16:09,494
Man, I can't afford this,

330
00:16:09,528 --> 00:16:11,563
to fund another feature
right now, man.

331
00:16:11,597 --> 00:16:13,332
I am so happy you said that

332
00:16:13,365 --> 00:16:15,534
because this time,
you wouldn't have to.

333
00:16:15,567 --> 00:16:18,604
A studio wants to finance it
for us, Matt.

334
00:16:18,638 --> 00:16:20,339
All we gotta do now

335
00:16:20,372 --> 00:16:22,441
is attach you
as the writer and director.

336
00:16:22,474 --> 00:16:24,242
But hey, this deal, man,

337
00:16:24,276 --> 00:16:25,812
it's off the table
in a few weeks, man.

338
00:16:25,845 --> 00:16:27,179
We gotta close it soon.

339
00:16:27,212 --> 00:16:30,616
Nah, I can't do it, man.

340
00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:32,284
Nah, I can't do it.

341
00:16:32,317 --> 00:16:34,620
Still refusing to walk
out the door, ain't you, Matt?

342
00:16:36,455 --> 00:16:40,292
It's just, I got...
I got this other project, man.

343
00:16:40,325 --> 00:16:43,328
This... this whole breakup thing
with me and Samantha...

344
00:16:43,362 --> 00:16:46,431
I can't even focus
on all that right now, man.

345
00:16:46,465 --> 00:16:48,533
I'm trying to figure
all this out.

346
00:16:48,567 --> 00:16:50,268
You know what, Matt?

347
00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:52,537
Say no more, um,
how about I just stop by

348
00:16:52,571 --> 00:16:54,206
and we can talk about it
in person?

349
00:16:54,239 --> 00:16:55,808
I don't know,
I don't think that's...

350
00:16:55,842 --> 00:16:57,677
Yeah, man, I'll see you
in an hour, we good.

351
00:16:57,710 --> 00:16:59,277
No, no, man...

352
00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:02,649
Matt, I'll see you
in like 20 minutes, my brother.

353
00:17:04,216 --> 00:17:06,686
I'll stand here,

354
00:17:06,719 --> 00:17:08,955
look over here.

355
00:17:17,630 --> 00:17:19,398
Hey, Ced.

356
00:17:20,432 --> 00:17:21,600
What's goin' on here?

357
00:17:21,634 --> 00:17:23,870
What's goin' on...

358
00:17:23,903 --> 00:17:25,537
is a party, man,

359
00:17:25,570 --> 00:17:27,606
and I'm here...

360
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,876
Mmm, well, uh,

361
00:17:29,909 --> 00:17:33,578
we're here to celebrate
the return of Matthew Hillard,

362
00:17:33,612 --> 00:17:35,480
filmmaker extraordinaire, baby!

363
00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:37,282
Life's A Beach 2,
don't leave me hanging!

364
00:17:37,315 --> 00:17:40,285
Now's... now's not
a really good time, so...

365
00:17:40,318 --> 00:17:41,286
Loosen up, man.

366
00:17:41,319 --> 00:17:42,789
Ladies, make your way inside.

367
00:17:42,822 --> 00:17:44,556
Make yourself at home,
make a sandwich,

368
00:17:44,589 --> 00:17:45,992
whatever you wanna do.

369
00:17:46,025 --> 00:17:47,727
Ooh!

370
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,361
I already got an erection.

371
00:17:49,394 --> 00:17:50,630
Let's do it!

372
00:17:54,767 --> 00:17:56,401
This is better than Hennessy.

373
00:17:56,435 --> 00:17:57,670
This is crazy.

374
00:17:58,838 --> 00:18:01,908
Uh, Matthew, my boy.

375
00:18:01,941 --> 00:18:02,875
Uh...

376
00:18:03,976 --> 00:18:05,745
So, about this sequel.

377
00:18:05,778 --> 00:18:07,312
Ced, man, I already told you,

378
00:18:07,345 --> 00:18:08,580
- dude, I'm not...
- You wanna do it, right?

379
00:18:08,613 --> 00:18:10,282
No, I'm not trying
to do that right now.

380
00:18:10,315 --> 00:18:11,516
Because of this other project?

381
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:12,819
What's... what's it even called?

382
00:18:14,352 --> 00:18:17,456
I'm still working on the title.

383
00:18:17,489 --> 00:18:19,391
Where's the script?
Let me read it.

384
00:18:19,424 --> 00:18:21,560
I'm still...
I'm still working on it.

385
00:18:22,594 --> 00:18:24,563
Have you cast any actors?

386
00:18:25,597 --> 00:18:29,434
Due to a recent turn of events,

387
00:18:29,468 --> 00:18:33,472
I've, uh, I've decided to just
play all the parts myself.

388
00:18:37,076 --> 00:18:39,712
Matt, I'm not gonna lie to you,
dawg, that sounds awful.

389
00:18:40,479 --> 00:18:42,280
You're better than that, Matt.

390
00:18:42,314 --> 00:18:44,616
Come on, man, you need to be
making real money,

391
00:18:44,650 --> 00:18:46,551
making real movies,

392
00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:48,988
and gettin' a whole lot of this.

393
00:18:49,021 --> 00:18:50,923
Damn, you smell good.

394
00:18:50,957 --> 00:18:54,060
Listen, Matt,
you've always deserved better

395
00:18:54,093 --> 00:18:55,928
than that big-forehead-havin',

396
00:18:55,962 --> 00:18:58,865
weird chin,
stank-attitude-havin'...

397
00:18:58,898 --> 00:19:01,033
All right, Ced, Ced,
that's enough, man.

398
00:19:01,067 --> 00:19:03,401
That's enough, I'm not...
I'm not doing the project,

399
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:08,007
all right, and it's way more
than me not...

400
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,608
you know... want...

401
00:19:09,642 --> 00:19:11,409
You ever seen Clerks II?

402
00:19:12,410 --> 00:19:13,946
I don't think anybody's seen
Clerks II.

403
00:19:13,980 --> 00:19:15,580
My point exactly, man.

404
00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:17,650
It's like a bad night out
with your friends

405
00:19:17,683 --> 00:19:19,051
that you just wish
never happened

406
00:19:19,085 --> 00:19:20,585
so no one talks about it.

407
00:19:21,988 --> 00:19:23,890
What the fuck
is he talking about?

408
00:19:23,923 --> 00:19:26,893
Listen, Matt, fuck Clerks II,
you understand?

409
00:19:26,926 --> 00:19:29,695
We are talking about
Life's A Beach 2, man.

410
00:19:30,963 --> 00:19:33,032
What we made together,
think about it, right?

411
00:19:33,065 --> 00:19:34,700
Martin is on the beach, right,

412
00:19:34,734 --> 00:19:36,102
contemplating getting married

413
00:19:36,135 --> 00:19:38,037
and everything that comes
with the married life, man,

414
00:19:38,070 --> 00:19:40,039
and if he really wants
to jump the broom or not.

415
00:19:40,072 --> 00:19:42,108
Matt, it's genius,
let's make millions!

416
00:19:43,009 --> 00:19:45,878
So, uh, when are
we gonna get to the sex?

417
00:19:45,912 --> 00:19:48,380
Because I have other clients
to see.

418
00:19:48,413 --> 00:19:50,482
Wait, sex?

419
00:19:50,515 --> 00:19:53,920
It wasn't part
of the original package,

420
00:19:53,953 --> 00:19:55,587
but, um...

421
00:20:00,693 --> 00:20:01,828
Are you serious?

422
00:20:01,861 --> 00:20:04,997
Oh, yeah, that's my specialty.

423
00:20:05,031 --> 00:20:06,431
Oh.

424
00:20:06,464 --> 00:20:07,399
We can talk, I know.

425
00:20:07,432 --> 00:20:09,702
- Excuse me, Boo, I gotta...
- Let me do this.

426
00:20:09,735 --> 00:20:11,637
Bitch, you gotta move now,
all right, come on.

427
00:20:11,671 --> 00:20:13,706
I already know,
you gotta have it too.

428
00:20:14,941 --> 00:20:17,109
- Hey, Ced.
- Hmm?

429
00:20:17,143 --> 00:20:19,946
Please tell me you didn't just
bring hookers into my house.

430
00:20:19,979 --> 00:20:23,415
Come on, man, I wouldn't bring
hookers in your house.

431
00:20:23,448 --> 00:20:24,884
I brought escorts.

432
00:20:24,917 --> 00:20:26,085
There's a difference!

433
00:20:26,118 --> 00:20:27,419
Man, what were you thinking?

434
00:20:27,452 --> 00:20:29,922
Man, I'm thinking that I gotta
get you outta this damn house

435
00:20:29,956 --> 00:20:31,556
and back out there,
back in the game,

436
00:20:31,590 --> 00:20:32,959
doing what you love to do, man.

437
00:20:32,992 --> 00:20:34,459
And don't say you don't miss it.

438
00:20:34,492 --> 00:20:35,928
In college,
all you talked about was

439
00:20:35,962 --> 00:20:37,930
how I was gonna be Brian Grazer
to your Ron Howard.

440
00:20:37,964 --> 00:20:38,931
I know.

441
00:20:38,965 --> 00:20:40,733
- People change.
- I know, Matt,

442
00:20:40,766 --> 00:20:42,534
and I get that, bro,
I really do.

443
00:20:42,567 --> 00:20:44,670
I sympathize with everything
you've been through.

444
00:20:44,704 --> 00:20:47,707
It's hard, but you can't
let that stop you, dawg.

445
00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:49,642
- You can't.
- Dude, I appreciate

446
00:20:49,675 --> 00:20:51,509
the pep talk, man,
I really do,

447
00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:53,511
but I just...
I think you should go, man.

448
00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:55,781
I got a movie to make happen.

449
00:20:55,815 --> 00:20:56,983
I already paid 'em.

450
00:20:58,516 --> 00:20:59,517
Let's do it.

451
00:21:00,853 --> 00:21:02,621
Mmm.

452
00:21:02,655 --> 00:21:03,723
Want some?

453
00:21:05,992 --> 00:21:08,194
What the fuck? No! No!

454
00:21:08,227 --> 00:21:10,196
Y'all gotta go, that's enough.
Cedric, handle that.

455
00:21:10,229 --> 00:21:11,797
- They're playing around.
- They're not playing!

456
00:21:11,831 --> 00:21:13,465
Y'all can't be doing this
right now.

457
00:21:13,498 --> 00:21:14,634
No!

458
00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:15,801
Where are you going?

459
00:21:15,835 --> 00:21:17,203
Hey, come on, ladies,
we gotta go.

460
00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:18,871
Matt, oh, what, you got
some nasty cyber...

461
00:21:18,905 --> 00:21:20,873
- Matt?
- No, man, this is my mom.

462
00:21:20,907 --> 00:21:22,041
Oh, tell her I said hi.

463
00:21:22,074 --> 00:21:24,476
- Wait, where y'all goin'?
- One sec, Ma, one sec.

464
00:21:24,509 --> 00:21:25,510
Hey, Ms. Hillard.

465
00:21:25,543 --> 00:21:26,812
Listen, Matt, Life's A Beach 2...

466
00:21:26,846 --> 00:21:28,014
What the hell is this?

467
00:21:28,047 --> 00:21:29,447
- Matt, no.
- Thank you, thank you.

468
00:21:29,481 --> 00:21:31,483
I'm not no gar...
hey, this is a new blazer!

469
00:21:31,516 --> 00:21:34,153
Matt, baby,
are you having a party?

470
00:21:34,186 --> 00:21:36,989
- What's wrong?
- Hey, no, yes, yes, no.

471
00:21:37,023 --> 00:21:39,859
I mean, no, Cedric...
Cedric brought some girls over,

472
00:21:39,892 --> 00:21:41,827
things got a little bit crazy.

473
00:21:41,861 --> 00:21:44,063
Cedric, that boy
ain't nothing but a womanizer.

474
00:21:44,096 --> 00:21:45,998
I don't even know why
you hang out with him.

475
00:21:46,032 --> 00:21:47,934
To make movies, Ma.

476
00:21:47,967 --> 00:21:49,969
We made movies together.

477
00:21:50,002 --> 00:21:51,603
Yeah, well, you don't make
movies anymore,

478
00:21:51,637 --> 00:21:53,072
so there's no need
to hang out, right?

479
00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:56,676
Which brings me
to my next point.

480
00:21:56,709 --> 00:21:58,978
Baby, what are you doing
for money these days?

481
00:21:59,011 --> 00:22:00,612
I don't understand
what's happening.

482
00:22:00,646 --> 00:22:04,482
I'm... I'm still making movies,
Ma, okay?

483
00:22:04,516 --> 00:22:07,485
I mean, I'm... I'm working
on one right now, anyway.

484
00:22:07,519 --> 00:22:09,221
You know what I think
you should do?

485
00:22:09,255 --> 00:22:11,857
I think you should go out
and make a movie

486
00:22:11,891 --> 00:22:14,559
like a real director, you know,
like that Mr. Spielberg.

487
00:22:14,592 --> 00:22:16,862
- Like Steven Spielberg?
- He is very good.

488
00:22:16,896 --> 00:22:20,766
And everybody likes his movies,
so you should be like that.

489
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,135
I am a real director, Ma.

490
00:22:23,169 --> 00:22:25,004
I'm just trying
something different.

491
00:22:25,037 --> 00:22:26,238
If you say so.

492
00:22:26,272 --> 00:22:28,174
- Did you get the box?
- Yes, I did.

493
00:22:28,207 --> 00:22:30,542
- Did you open it?
- No, I didn't.

494
00:22:30,575 --> 00:22:33,012
- Are you gonna open it?
- I don't know, Ma.

495
00:22:33,045 --> 00:22:36,816
Matt, I know you don't want
to hear this,

496
00:22:36,849 --> 00:22:39,719
but I really think you need some
professional help, sweetheart.

497
00:22:39,752 --> 00:22:42,254
I... I don't need any help, Mom.

498
00:22:42,288 --> 00:22:45,992
I think you do, so now listen,
now just talk to me for a second

499
00:22:46,025 --> 00:22:48,560
because, see,
I've been reading my books,

500
00:22:48,593 --> 00:22:52,765
and they say you either need
a therapist or some drugs,

501
00:22:52,798 --> 00:22:54,967
and you know Mommy
does not do drugs

502
00:22:55,001 --> 00:22:57,303
and I don't want you
doing drugs...

503
00:22:57,336 --> 00:23:00,106
Clearly the only path
is therapist.

504
00:23:00,139 --> 00:23:02,008
Have you thought about that?

505
00:23:02,041 --> 00:23:05,211
There's a big world
out there, baby.

506
00:23:05,244 --> 00:23:09,148
There's butterflies
and fish and trees

507
00:23:09,181 --> 00:23:12,051
and everything that you haven't
seen in a very long time,

508
00:23:12,084 --> 00:23:13,986
and I just want you
to experience the world,

509
00:23:14,020 --> 00:23:18,858
and also, Samantha, your girl,
she's not gonna hang around

510
00:23:18,891 --> 00:23:21,827
and wanna sit in the house
all day with you.

511
00:23:21,861 --> 00:23:23,863
Yeah, um...

512
00:23:23,896 --> 00:23:26,265
Yeah, we broke up.

513
00:23:26,298 --> 00:23:28,801
I wonder why.

514
00:23:28,834 --> 00:23:30,202
So it's my fault?

515
00:23:30,236 --> 00:23:32,772
I'm just saying, no woman
wants to sit in the house

516
00:23:32,805 --> 00:23:35,007
and eat bad Chinese food
and have sad-ass foot massages,

517
00:23:35,041 --> 00:23:37,209
and that's all you got to offer
right now, sweetheart.

518
00:23:37,243 --> 00:23:40,646
Look, you need to expand
your horizons, go out,

519
00:23:40,679 --> 00:23:43,716
find some career opportunities
and make it happen for her.

520
00:23:43,749 --> 00:23:45,117
You want to keep your girl,
don't you?

521
00:23:45,151 --> 00:23:46,584
Oh my God, Ma, for real?

522
00:23:46,618 --> 00:23:48,320
- Okay, then let's make it...
- Angela!

523
00:23:48,354 --> 00:23:49,889
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Baby!

524
00:23:49,922 --> 00:23:51,290
Yes! Sorry, hang on.

525
00:23:51,323 --> 00:23:53,726
That's room service,
sweetheart, and, um...

526
00:23:53,759 --> 00:23:56,796
Oh, wow, the, um,
the food looks...

527
00:23:56,829 --> 00:23:58,097
really delicious.

528
00:23:58,130 --> 00:23:59,999
Um, Mommy's gonna...

529
00:24:00,032 --> 00:24:02,134
Mommy's gonna call you back,
okay, baby?

530
00:24:02,168 --> 00:24:03,135
All right.

531
00:24:04,970 --> 00:24:06,772
Fuck this.

532
00:24:17,650 --> 00:24:19,185
Intruder, intruder!

533
00:24:20,286 --> 00:24:21,887
Who the hell are you?

534
00:24:21,921 --> 00:24:23,122
Get off!

535
00:24:29,662 --> 00:24:31,063
Wait a minute.

536
00:24:32,965 --> 00:24:34,633
This ain't my place.

537
00:24:34,667 --> 00:24:35,835
No, man!

538
00:24:35,868 --> 00:24:37,736
No, this is not your place, man!

539
00:24:37,770 --> 00:24:39,638
This is mine! So get out!

540
00:24:39,672 --> 00:24:42,741
I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry.

541
00:24:42,775 --> 00:24:46,145
I'm smokin' a whole lot of weed
and it's got me trippin'.

542
00:24:46,178 --> 00:24:49,048
Well, trip the fuck
outta my place, man!

543
00:24:49,081 --> 00:24:52,818
Okay, all right, just give me
a second to compose myself, man.

544
00:24:52,852 --> 00:24:54,286
What are you doin', man?

545
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:56,155
I was smokin'...

546
00:24:56,188 --> 00:24:59,892
I smoked some of that purple
OG Yoda kush.

547
00:24:59,925 --> 00:25:02,862
It was all in the bushes,
it's jungle booty.

548
00:25:02,895 --> 00:25:04,997
Like a goddamn safari in there.

549
00:25:05,030 --> 00:25:07,133
Okay, man, I don't...
I don't want to hear

550
00:25:07,166 --> 00:25:08,400
about all that, all right?

551
00:25:08,434 --> 00:25:10,236
I just... I just need you to go.

552
00:25:10,269 --> 00:25:12,371
Feel like a Black Tarzan
swingin' in and out...

553
00:25:12,404 --> 00:25:14,440
All right, I don't...
I don't want to hear about that.

554
00:25:14,473 --> 00:25:16,242
I need you to go.

555
00:25:16,275 --> 00:25:18,144
Like, right now.

556
00:25:18,177 --> 00:25:20,779
Okay, all right,
just hold on, my dude.

557
00:25:20,813 --> 00:25:22,214
Just wait a second, okay?

558
00:25:22,248 --> 00:25:23,883
I'm like...

559
00:25:23,916 --> 00:25:26,919
I'm leaving...

560
00:25:26,952 --> 00:25:29,221
Do I know you, man?

561
00:25:29,255 --> 00:25:31,657
You look mad familiar.

562
00:25:32,725 --> 00:25:35,694
You... you an actor?

563
00:25:38,898 --> 00:25:40,432
Yeah, sort... sorta.

564
00:25:42,067 --> 00:25:43,836
I did this movie
a while back,

565
00:25:43,869 --> 00:25:45,905
I wrote and I directed.

566
00:25:45,938 --> 00:25:47,873
It's called Life's A Beach.

567
00:25:47,907 --> 00:25:51,377
Oh, word, that is you!

568
00:25:51,410 --> 00:25:53,979
Yo, that's my joint!

569
00:25:54,013 --> 00:25:56,048
It's, uh, uh,

570
00:25:56,081 --> 00:25:59,018
Clerks at the Beach,
is what they call it, right?

571
00:25:59,051 --> 00:26:01,187
- Yeah.
- Yeah!

572
00:26:01,220 --> 00:26:02,755
Yeah, it was...

573
00:26:02,788 --> 00:26:03,956
it was like a, um,

574
00:26:03,989 --> 00:26:05,958
like a little inspiration
for the film.

575
00:26:05,991 --> 00:26:09,128
I just wanted to do something
like outside, you know,

576
00:26:09,161 --> 00:26:10,829
a lot with a little, you know,

577
00:26:10,863 --> 00:26:12,998
with a good view,
got the beach.

578
00:26:13,032 --> 00:26:14,767
All them booties up in there.

579
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:17,937
- Yeah, man!
- One hell of a view, Jack.

580
00:26:19,338 --> 00:26:22,041
You know, I do...
I do writing too.

581
00:26:22,074 --> 00:26:23,509
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah, yeah.

582
00:26:23,542 --> 00:26:27,446
Man, come and sit down,
man, have a seat.

583
00:26:27,479 --> 00:26:29,281
Yeah, so like I said, you know,

584
00:26:29,315 --> 00:26:31,283
I, you know,
I do a little writing,

585
00:26:31,317 --> 00:26:34,320
you know, started off
doing stand-up.

586
00:26:34,353 --> 00:26:36,188
Wait, Norman Reed?

587
00:26:36,222 --> 00:26:37,756
That is I.

588
00:26:37,790 --> 00:26:39,258
Oh, shit, man!

589
00:26:39,291 --> 00:26:42,228
Me and my boys, we used to...
we used to come watch you

590
00:26:42,261 --> 00:26:44,230
back in the... you've been
doing this for a minute.

591
00:26:44,263 --> 00:26:47,433
Yeah, I have, yeah,
I've been doin' it for a minute,

592
00:26:47,466 --> 00:26:49,468
but I ain't, like, you know,

593
00:26:49,501 --> 00:26:51,904
I ain't like prosper
and blow up...

594
00:26:51,937 --> 00:26:53,472
- Right, right.
- ...the way I intended.

595
00:26:53,505 --> 00:26:57,243
So I just started, you know,
got into writing stuff,

596
00:26:57,276 --> 00:26:59,245
- wrote a few scripts.
- What'd you write, man?

597
00:26:59,278 --> 00:27:02,248
I, uh, wrote a few things,
you know.

598
00:27:02,281 --> 00:27:06,151
You ever hear of, uh,
Stick 'Em Up?

599
00:27:06,185 --> 00:27:07,419
- No.
- You never heard of that?

600
00:27:07,453 --> 00:27:09,555
- No.
- Crime drama.

601
00:27:09,588 --> 00:27:12,124
It's about this dude,
he be robbing people,

602
00:27:12,157 --> 00:27:15,527
he robbed the rich
and give to the poor.

603
00:27:15,561 --> 00:27:17,529
Poor, mainly him though.

604
00:27:17,563 --> 00:27:19,498
Oh, it's like...
like Robin Hood.

605
00:27:19,531 --> 00:27:22,501
Yeah, yeah, something...
something like that.

606
00:27:22,534 --> 00:27:26,305
And then, you ever hear
of Little Miss Sunshine?

607
00:27:26,338 --> 00:27:27,373
You heard of that?

608
00:27:27,406 --> 00:27:29,908
- You wrote that?
- No, no, I didn't write that,

609
00:27:29,942 --> 00:27:31,844
but I wrote something
similar to it,

610
00:27:31,877 --> 00:27:35,080
it's this movie called
Little Miss Goodfoot.

611
00:27:35,114 --> 00:27:37,483
And, like my sister,
she's a dance mom,

612
00:27:37,516 --> 00:27:39,184
and she's...
this bitch is crazy,

613
00:27:39,218 --> 00:27:42,488
be having my niece doing
all kind of dance moves

614
00:27:42,521 --> 00:27:43,922
she can't even do.

615
00:27:43,956 --> 00:27:45,424
She be having her dance so much,

616
00:27:45,457 --> 00:27:47,393
she be bustin' moves
in her sleep.

617
00:27:47,426 --> 00:27:50,062
You heard me, I'm like, yo,
she be like...

618
00:27:52,865 --> 00:27:55,100
- In her sleep though!
- That's crazy.

619
00:27:55,134 --> 00:27:58,604
That's the crazy part, right?

620
00:27:58,638 --> 00:28:01,974
What you... what you...
what you workin' on?

621
00:28:02,007 --> 00:28:06,011
Oh, man, uh, I'm just doing
this little movie from home.

622
00:28:06,045 --> 00:28:09,581
Uh, it's like me just, like,

623
00:28:09,615 --> 00:28:12,584
running around doing shit
around the house and shit.

624
00:28:12,618 --> 00:28:14,553
- Oh.
- It's like, it's just me.

625
00:28:16,355 --> 00:28:18,057
So...

626
00:28:24,963 --> 00:28:26,298
Oh, shit.

627
00:28:26,332 --> 00:28:28,635
Oh, you dead-ass serious.

628
00:28:28,668 --> 00:28:30,002
- Right?
- Yeah.

629
00:28:31,937 --> 00:28:33,339
Man.

630
00:28:33,372 --> 00:28:35,507
Well, that shit sounds horrible.

631
00:28:35,541 --> 00:28:39,011
But, you know, you might be able
to pull it off though, you know.

632
00:28:39,044 --> 00:28:42,214
'Cause I've seen your skills,
and you... you nice with 'em.

633
00:28:42,247 --> 00:28:43,650
- Thanks, man.
- Yeah, yeah,

634
00:28:43,683 --> 00:28:46,552
that shit be believable,
but you know what though?

635
00:28:46,585 --> 00:28:47,886
Like check this out.

636
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,889
You should let me
help you write it.

637
00:28:50,923 --> 00:28:53,559
Like I got... yo,
I got mad jokes,

638
00:28:53,592 --> 00:28:55,394
great ideas...

639
00:28:55,427 --> 00:28:57,563
- I don't know.
- ...and my timing is impeccable.

640
00:28:57,596 --> 00:28:59,632
- I don't know, man.
- No, I'm just sayin'.

641
00:28:59,666 --> 00:29:01,233
Look, if you're worried
about bread,

642
00:29:01,266 --> 00:29:02,501
you ain't gotta pay me a dime.

643
00:29:02,534 --> 00:29:04,503
Just let a brother
get a little shine,

644
00:29:04,536 --> 00:29:07,272
that's all I ask,
just a little shine, playboy.

645
00:29:07,306 --> 00:29:10,142
- All right.
- That shine gonna get me paid,

646
00:29:10,175 --> 00:29:13,479
you know what I mean, I don't...
I don't want no bread from you.

647
00:29:13,512 --> 00:29:14,781
- All right.
- Yeah.

648
00:29:14,814 --> 00:29:19,485
Well, it's... it's still just
gonna be starring me though, so.

649
00:29:21,654 --> 00:29:24,423
I mean, yeah, I mean,
we can talk about that.

650
00:29:24,456 --> 00:29:25,924
It's all good.

651
00:29:25,958 --> 00:29:28,227
Okay, yeah, cool.

652
00:29:28,260 --> 00:29:30,295
- That's what's up.
- Yeah.

653
00:29:31,597 --> 00:29:33,332
All right, there it is.

654
00:29:35,401 --> 00:29:36,669
- But the door is...
- Oh!

655
00:29:36,703 --> 00:29:39,538
- My room is... yeah.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, it sure is,

656
00:29:39,571 --> 00:29:40,372
it sure is.

657
00:29:40,406 --> 00:29:42,307
I think yours is
on the other side.

658
00:29:42,341 --> 00:29:44,076
- Yeah, nice bed set though.
- Thank you.

659
00:29:44,109 --> 00:29:46,278
Yeah, that IKEA shit dope.

660
00:30:01,026 --> 00:30:04,029
Um, can I help you?

661
00:30:04,062 --> 00:30:06,298
Matthew Hillard, I take it?

662
00:30:06,331 --> 00:30:07,533
Yeah?

663
00:30:08,567 --> 00:30:09,968
Um... you, uh,

664
00:30:10,002 --> 00:30:11,603
you here for like a signature?

665
00:30:11,638 --> 00:30:14,373
Are you doing like an interview
on me or something?

666
00:30:14,406 --> 00:30:16,108
No, my name is Lisa Cole.

667
00:30:16,141 --> 00:30:18,043
I'm here because
your mother hired me

668
00:30:18,076 --> 00:30:20,012
to help you
with your condition.

669
00:30:20,045 --> 00:30:22,514
Oh, no, I don't...
I don't have a condition.

670
00:30:22,548 --> 00:30:24,983
Yeah, so I don't...
I don't need any help.

671
00:30:25,017 --> 00:30:26,452
So you can just go, yeah.

672
00:30:26,485 --> 00:30:28,520
- Okay, sorry to bother you.
- No worries.

673
00:30:28,554 --> 00:30:30,289
I'm sorry you wasted your time.

674
00:30:30,322 --> 00:30:32,725
It's just that your mom
had purchased this package deal,

675
00:30:32,759 --> 00:30:33,726
and I'd really hate

676
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,762
to just, you know,
take her money like that.

677
00:30:35,795 --> 00:30:38,030
Then just give it back.

678
00:30:38,063 --> 00:30:39,998
I can't just give it back.

679
00:30:40,032 --> 00:30:43,035
There's a no-refund policy,
so, sorry.

680
00:30:43,068 --> 00:30:44,704
But I know that if it was my mom

681
00:30:44,737 --> 00:30:46,305
who spent $3,000...

682
00:30:46,338 --> 00:30:47,707
Wait, hold up, 3,000?

683
00:30:47,740 --> 00:30:50,275
Of her personal, hard-earned
retirement savings...

684
00:30:50,309 --> 00:30:52,277
Okay, all right, all right.

685
00:30:52,311 --> 00:30:54,213
Damn, um...

686
00:30:54,246 --> 00:30:56,482
yeah, yeah, um,

687
00:30:56,515 --> 00:30:57,684
yeah, come on in,

688
00:30:57,717 --> 00:31:02,154
but just so you know,
I don't... I don't have a problem.

689
00:31:02,187 --> 00:31:04,323
Okay, fill that out.

690
00:31:05,324 --> 00:31:07,459
What the fuck?

691
00:31:11,798 --> 00:31:14,801
You... do you want some water
or some snacks or something?

692
00:31:14,834 --> 00:31:17,302
Oh, no, I'm fine,
but thanks for offering.

693
00:31:17,336 --> 00:31:18,303
Yeah.

694
00:31:21,841 --> 00:31:23,475
You should've took the snacks

695
00:31:23,509 --> 00:31:26,044
'cause you're not gonna get
anything else outta me.

696
00:31:26,078 --> 00:31:29,081
I pretty much put my whole life
down on those papers.

697
00:31:29,114 --> 00:31:30,683
Um, it's fine.

698
00:31:30,717 --> 00:31:33,252
I just want us to address
your condition

699
00:31:33,285 --> 00:31:35,053
so we can work
towards resolving it.

700
00:31:35,087 --> 00:31:36,756
Yeah, I don't...
I don't have a condition.

701
00:31:36,789 --> 00:31:38,557
I'm just fine.

702
00:31:38,590 --> 00:31:41,059
Okay, well, after speaking
with your mother

703
00:31:41,093 --> 00:31:43,128
and reviewing
your questionnaire,

704
00:31:43,161 --> 00:31:44,463
it's just as I figured.

705
00:31:44,496 --> 00:31:46,064
You suffer from agoraphobia,

706
00:31:46,098 --> 00:31:48,300
which is a fear of going outside

707
00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:49,802
due to trauma and loss.

708
00:31:49,836 --> 00:31:53,105
It affects 1.7%
of Americans in the U.S.

709
00:31:53,138 --> 00:31:56,208
This is your condition.

710
00:31:56,241 --> 00:31:59,111
Yeah, no, I don't...
I don't have agora...

711
00:31:59,144 --> 00:32:00,780
whatever it is you just said.

712
00:32:00,813 --> 00:32:02,782
I... I choose not to go outside.

713
00:32:02,815 --> 00:32:05,284
Just say it.

714
00:32:05,317 --> 00:32:08,353
"I can do it."

715
00:32:09,856 --> 00:32:11,791
Yeah, I don't think
this is gonna work.

716
00:32:16,261 --> 00:32:18,665
Because you don't think
that I can help.

717
00:32:22,869 --> 00:32:25,304
I really want to help people,

718
00:32:25,337 --> 00:32:27,774
and I try really hard
to help people,

719
00:32:27,807 --> 00:32:30,810
but, you know,
maybe I just suck at this.

720
00:32:30,843 --> 00:32:32,210
No, no, no, no, no, no.

721
00:32:32,244 --> 00:32:33,680
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

722
00:32:33,713 --> 00:32:35,682
You can help me, all right?

723
00:32:35,715 --> 00:32:37,249
It's okay.

724
00:32:42,521 --> 00:32:43,890
What the fuck is goin' on?

725
00:32:45,490 --> 00:32:46,893
I'm consoling my new friend,

726
00:32:46,926 --> 00:32:48,493
she was...
we're sitting here talking...

727
00:32:48,527 --> 00:32:50,329
we're talking about some stuff.

728
00:32:50,362 --> 00:32:51,496
Stuff?

729
00:32:52,699 --> 00:32:54,600
I've been gone
for less than 48 hours,

730
00:32:54,634 --> 00:32:56,803
and you're already hooking up
with somebody else.

731
00:32:56,836 --> 00:32:59,237
You... you hooked up
with someone else

732
00:32:59,271 --> 00:33:01,273
before we even broke up.

733
00:33:01,306 --> 00:33:03,542
Who is he, Sam?

734
00:33:03,575 --> 00:33:05,444
Is he a rock star?

735
00:33:05,477 --> 00:33:06,646
No.

736
00:33:06,679 --> 00:33:09,514
He's an actor,
if you must know.

737
00:33:09,548 --> 00:33:11,350
And you know what,
we met at an audition,

738
00:33:11,383 --> 00:33:12,852
and he took me out

739
00:33:12,885 --> 00:33:16,288
and made me feel
wanted and special,

740
00:33:16,321 --> 00:33:17,690
and, you know,
some other things

741
00:33:17,724 --> 00:33:19,291
I'm sure you can figure out
from the picture.

742
00:33:19,324 --> 00:33:21,928
- You're disgusting, Sam.
- You're pathetic.

743
00:33:22,962 --> 00:33:24,664
So, how'd you two meet?

744
00:33:24,697 --> 00:33:26,766
You know,
since he don't go outside.

745
00:33:26,799 --> 00:33:29,301
Oh... is she an escort?

746
00:33:29,334 --> 00:33:32,270
Have you been talking to Cedric?

747
00:33:32,304 --> 00:33:33,873
Okay, so I hate to intrude,

748
00:33:33,906 --> 00:33:35,642
but it sounds like you two
need to take...

749
00:33:35,675 --> 00:33:38,176
Can you please shut up?
Ain't nobody talking to you.

750
00:33:38,210 --> 00:33:40,278
All right, Sam, you don't
gotta talk to her like that.

751
00:33:40,312 --> 00:33:41,914
Okay, first of all,
I can talk to whoever I want,

752
00:33:41,948 --> 00:33:44,449
however I want,
when I want to, and nobo...

753
00:33:44,483 --> 00:33:45,685
One second, hold on one second.

754
00:33:45,718 --> 00:33:46,819
Hello?

755
00:33:46,853 --> 00:33:48,220
Hi!

756
00:33:48,253 --> 00:33:49,889
Mm-hmm.

757
00:33:49,922 --> 00:33:52,692
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah,
I'm on my way.

758
00:33:52,725 --> 00:33:54,426
Thank you.

759
00:33:54,459 --> 00:33:55,962
That was my agent.

760
00:33:55,995 --> 00:33:58,430
I have an audition to go to.

761
00:33:58,463 --> 00:34:01,768
I'll be back
to get my things though.

762
00:34:01,801 --> 00:34:03,936
Or I could just leave 'em
outside for you.

763
00:34:03,970 --> 00:34:05,872
Or burn them!

764
00:34:09,809 --> 00:34:12,611
I have no idea
how she has an agent.

765
00:34:12,645 --> 00:34:15,748
She has never booked
anything ever.

766
00:34:17,416 --> 00:34:18,718
Thanks for sticking up for me.

767
00:34:18,751 --> 00:34:20,385
Yeah, no problem.
Where were we?

768
00:34:20,419 --> 00:34:22,220
Me trying to help you.

769
00:34:22,254 --> 00:34:23,890
Yeah, let's do that,
let's do that.

770
00:34:23,923 --> 00:34:25,590
Okay, so, we're gonna start off

771
00:34:25,624 --> 00:34:27,960
with some breathing
and visualization exercises,

772
00:34:27,994 --> 00:34:29,428
so get comfortable.

773
00:34:29,461 --> 00:34:30,630
All right.

774
00:34:32,031 --> 00:34:34,266
Okay, now close your eyes.

775
00:34:34,299 --> 00:34:35,835
Take deep breaths.

776
00:34:38,004 --> 00:34:39,604
And one more.

777
00:34:43,442 --> 00:34:45,645
Now visualize
what you fear the most.

778
00:34:45,678 --> 00:34:47,914
Oh, no, I don't think
I wanna do that.

779
00:34:47,947 --> 00:34:49,916
- Okay, okay, too soon?
- Yeah.

780
00:34:49,949 --> 00:34:52,819
Okay, um,
we'll get there in time.

781
00:34:52,852 --> 00:34:54,419
Okay.

782
00:34:54,453 --> 00:34:55,855
You mind walking me to my car?

783
00:34:57,522 --> 00:35:00,459
I'm... I'm usually more
of a gentleman,

784
00:35:00,492 --> 00:35:03,395
but, uh, I hurt my leg, so...

785
00:35:06,032 --> 00:35:07,599
Okay.

786
00:35:10,402 --> 00:35:12,038
- Maybe next time.
- Yeah.

787
00:35:12,071 --> 00:35:13,305
Oh, God!

788
00:35:16,008 --> 00:35:17,309
Thank you.

789
00:35:22,915 --> 00:35:24,616
You're gonna be okay, Matt.

790
00:35:24,650 --> 00:35:25,952
It's gonna be okay.

791
00:35:25,985 --> 00:35:28,386
I'm gonna help you, I promise.

792
00:35:57,750 --> 00:36:01,854
"Agoraphobia
is an anxiety disorder."

793
00:36:07,827 --> 00:36:08,961
Hey, what's up, Ced?

794
00:36:08,995 --> 00:36:10,930
My man. What up, boy?

795
00:36:10,963 --> 00:36:15,802
Man, just... over here
doing some research.

796
00:36:15,835 --> 00:36:18,638
Oh, um, I got
a new writing partner.

797
00:36:18,671 --> 00:36:21,107
A writing partner? Who?

798
00:36:21,140 --> 00:36:23,810
Um, stand-up comedian
Norman Reed.

799
00:36:23,843 --> 00:36:26,078
You remember from
the Shaking Martini

800
00:36:26,112 --> 00:36:27,146
back in the day?

801
00:36:27,180 --> 00:36:29,816
- That guy's a writer?
- That's what he said.

802
00:36:29,849 --> 00:36:31,851
People say a lot of things,
Matt, listen,

803
00:36:31,884 --> 00:36:35,721
we got this deal on the table,
bro, okay?

804
00:36:35,755 --> 00:36:38,724
Big money we're talkin' about
right now.

805
00:36:38,758 --> 00:36:42,094
I told you, I'm focused on
making my film right now, man.

806
00:36:42,128 --> 00:36:44,831
I got the new writing partner.

807
00:36:44,864 --> 00:36:47,733
I'ma be rehearsing soon,
we're gonna start filming soon.

808
00:36:47,767 --> 00:36:49,802
I'm sorry, man, I just...

809
00:36:49,836 --> 00:36:51,838
I'm not doing the sequel.

810
00:36:51,871 --> 00:36:53,405
You know what, listen.

811
00:36:53,438 --> 00:36:55,507
I'll call you next week,
you know,

812
00:36:55,540 --> 00:36:58,010
we'll figure it all out
because I know your schedule

813
00:36:58,044 --> 00:37:00,412
is just busy right now,
and me too,

814
00:37:00,445 --> 00:37:01,914
so we'll talk about it
next week.

815
00:37:02,882 --> 00:37:05,117
All right.

816
00:37:05,151 --> 00:37:08,855
If the director of Tangerine
can do it,

817
00:37:08,888 --> 00:37:11,657
so can I.

818
00:37:11,691 --> 00:37:14,026
So that's how
you wanna play it, huh?

819
00:37:18,164 --> 00:37:19,632
I'm from the streets,

820
00:37:19,665 --> 00:37:21,566
and that's how we play it
over here, homie.

821
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,069
Just because you're
from the streets

822
00:37:23,102 --> 00:37:25,938
don't mean you can't elevate
higher, my brother.

823
00:37:25,972 --> 00:37:28,573
As long as we in this land

824
00:37:28,607 --> 00:37:30,408
where they made us slaves,

825
00:37:30,442 --> 00:37:33,478
we ain't ever gonna be free!

826
00:37:38,651 --> 00:37:41,921
So that's how
you wanna play it, huh?

827
00:37:41,954 --> 00:37:45,691
I'm from the streets,
and that's how we...

828
00:37:45,725 --> 00:37:48,995
Clearly I gotta do
some rehearsing.

829
00:37:54,667 --> 00:37:56,702
Hey, Ma, what's up?

830
00:37:56,736 --> 00:38:01,674
Baby, I am just treating myself
to a luxurious, fantastic bath.

831
00:38:01,707 --> 00:38:02,975
It's gonna be awesome.
You know what?

832
00:38:03,009 --> 00:38:04,644
You should treat yourself
more often too.

833
00:38:04,677 --> 00:38:05,912
You should...
Are you okay, baby?

834
00:38:05,945 --> 00:38:09,849
Yeah, I'm just... I'm, uh,
I'm having some complications

835
00:38:09,882 --> 00:38:11,017
with the new movie.

836
00:38:12,251 --> 00:38:13,886
Ma, why did you...

837
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:17,657
why did you hire me a therapist
and not tell me?

838
00:38:17,690 --> 00:38:19,926
- Huh?
- The therapist, Lisa.

839
00:38:19,959 --> 00:38:22,094
- Oh.
- Ma, I told you already,

840
00:38:22,128 --> 00:38:24,230
I don't need any help, okay?

841
00:38:24,263 --> 00:38:25,831
I'm good.

842
00:38:25,865 --> 00:38:26,999
Baby, I am so sorry.

843
00:38:27,033 --> 00:38:30,568
I didn't mean to intrude,
I just wanted to help you.

844
00:38:30,602 --> 00:38:31,804
Okay?

845
00:38:31,837 --> 00:38:34,140
Are you... are you okay?
Are you getting better?

846
00:38:34,173 --> 00:38:35,675
Is it helping?

847
00:38:35,708 --> 00:38:37,009
Yeah, yeah.

848
00:38:37,043 --> 00:38:38,177
A little bit.

849
00:38:39,979 --> 00:38:41,814
Well, that's good, right?

850
00:38:41,847 --> 00:38:44,016
I mean, soon you'll be able
to go outside

851
00:38:44,050 --> 00:38:45,851
and make real movies again.

852
00:38:45,885 --> 00:38:48,854
Ma, I am making
a real movie, Ma, I'm...

853
00:38:48,888 --> 00:38:50,189
You know, I don't...

854
00:38:50,222 --> 00:38:52,258
I don't have time for this
right now, all right?

855
00:38:52,291 --> 00:38:54,760
I just wanna let you know,
Mommy's so proud of you.

856
00:38:54,794 --> 00:38:57,263
And I love you so much. Okay?

857
00:38:57,296 --> 00:38:58,898
Do you love... wait.

858
00:39:00,066 --> 00:39:02,134
Sorry, baby, um,

859
00:39:02,168 --> 00:39:05,570
Mommy's gotta go, but, uh,
I will call you back, okay?

860
00:39:06,604 --> 00:39:07,605
I love you, baby.

861
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,241
I gotta...

862
00:39:24,056 --> 00:39:25,623
Samantha,
what are you doing here?

863
00:39:25,658 --> 00:39:27,693
Well, I originally came
to get the rest of my things

864
00:39:27,727 --> 00:39:29,161
until my friend calls
and tells me

865
00:39:29,195 --> 00:39:30,629
that you're doing this?

866
00:39:30,663 --> 00:39:32,064
What the hell?

867
00:39:32,098 --> 00:39:33,833
I should've been
the first person you called

868
00:39:33,866 --> 00:39:35,001
when you decided
to do this, Matt.

869
00:39:35,034 --> 00:39:36,869
No, I didn't decide
to do anything.

870
00:39:36,902 --> 00:39:39,171
It's the Hollywood Reporter,
they don't print lies.

871
00:39:39,205 --> 00:39:41,173
You're doing Life's A Beach 2,
and I want in.

872
00:39:41,207 --> 00:39:42,441
But I'm not!

873
00:39:42,475 --> 00:39:46,112
Aight, and even if I was, why
would I put you in the movie?

874
00:39:46,145 --> 00:39:48,047
Because you love me, duh.

875
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,548
But you cheated on me.

876
00:39:52,785 --> 00:39:54,720
Let's, you know...

877
00:39:54,754 --> 00:39:58,891
leave that in the past
and focus on the here and now.

878
00:40:00,026 --> 00:40:02,161
- The here and now...
- Mm-hmm.

879
00:40:02,194 --> 00:40:03,996
...is you getting your stuff

880
00:40:04,030 --> 00:40:07,299
that I already have packed
and ready for you

881
00:40:07,333 --> 00:40:09,001
and leaving me alone.

882
00:40:11,237 --> 00:40:13,005
Fine.

883
00:40:13,039 --> 00:40:15,307
I'll get my stuff and I'll go,

884
00:40:15,341 --> 00:40:19,145
but I'm not giving up
on us getting back together

885
00:40:19,178 --> 00:40:21,013
and me being a star.

886
00:40:21,047 --> 00:40:23,015
It's not happening.

887
00:40:24,817 --> 00:40:25,918
We'll see.

888
00:40:30,956 --> 00:40:33,259
Lord, please give my penis
the strength to resist

889
00:40:33,292 --> 00:40:35,261
this thirsty she-devil.

890
00:40:40,299 --> 00:40:42,034
So I'll, uh...

891
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:49,742
...see you around, big boy.

892
00:40:54,847 --> 00:40:56,682
Oh, fuck me.

893
00:41:01,987 --> 00:41:03,289
Who is it?

894
00:41:03,322 --> 00:41:04,757
It's me, Dave, open up.

895
00:41:06,926 --> 00:41:08,160
What now, Dave?

896
00:41:08,194 --> 00:41:11,997
What now is the next step to me
kicking you the fuck outta here.

897
00:41:12,031 --> 00:41:13,699
This is for you.

898
00:41:13,732 --> 00:41:15,000
An eviction notice?

899
00:41:15,034 --> 00:41:17,103
Yeah, a motherfucking
eviction notice.

900
00:41:17,136 --> 00:41:18,838
You've been
motherfucking notified

901
00:41:18,871 --> 00:41:20,372
that I'm evicting
your bitch ass.

902
00:41:20,406 --> 00:41:21,807
This... this is crazy.

903
00:41:21,841 --> 00:41:23,809
I can just grab my checkbook
right now.

904
00:41:23,843 --> 00:41:25,678
- We can settle this.
- Are you serious?

905
00:41:25,711 --> 00:41:27,146
Fuck your checkbook.

906
00:41:27,179 --> 00:41:29,682
Fuck you,
you broke-ass motherfucker.

907
00:41:29,715 --> 00:41:32,351
Like, ooh, I can't wait
to kick you the fuck outta here.

908
00:41:32,384 --> 00:41:33,786
You so outta here!

909
00:41:39,391 --> 00:41:41,694
Hey, man, why did you put
that information

910
00:41:41,727 --> 00:41:44,096
about me doing the sequel
to Life's A Beach in the trades?

911
00:41:44,130 --> 00:41:47,099
Because I know you really want
to do the film,

912
00:41:47,133 --> 00:41:49,235
and you know you really want
to do the film.

913
00:41:49,268 --> 00:41:50,436
Me putting that info out, man,

914
00:41:50,469 --> 00:41:52,738
that's just your boy pushing you
in the right direction.

915
00:41:52,771 --> 00:41:54,807
Okay, okay, let...

916
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:57,676
let's just say... let's just say
that I wanna do it,

917
00:41:57,710 --> 00:42:00,913
and I'm not saying that I do.

918
00:42:00,946 --> 00:42:03,382
How does that work with me
not being able to go outside?

919
00:42:03,415 --> 00:42:05,451
Matt, man, I don't know, okay?

920
00:42:05,484 --> 00:42:07,419
You take a look in the mirror
and you say,

921
00:42:07,453 --> 00:42:10,289
"Yo, I wanna make a movie,
I wanna make some money,

922
00:42:10,322 --> 00:42:12,758
I wanna go get a woman
who won't leave me,"

923
00:42:12,791 --> 00:42:14,426
and then you take your ass
out the house

924
00:42:14,460 --> 00:42:15,861
and you go do it, Matt.

925
00:42:15,895 --> 00:42:17,363
I don't know, man,
I'm not a shrink.

926
00:42:17,396 --> 00:42:19,732
- You figure it out.
- Dude, I'm trying, Ced.

927
00:42:19,765 --> 00:42:25,004
Matt, trying is for little kids
and for losers.

928
00:42:25,037 --> 00:42:26,839
You're a winner, man.

929
00:42:26,872 --> 00:42:28,240
Come on, Matt.

930
00:42:28,274 --> 00:42:31,043
Just make it happen.

931
00:42:31,076 --> 00:42:33,145
Come on, bro.

932
00:42:37,950 --> 00:42:40,219
Come on, baby, we're gonna be
late for the movie.

933
00:42:40,252 --> 00:42:41,820
Baby, I'm trying
to make a movie,

934
00:42:41,854 --> 00:42:43,455
you're trying to see a movie.

935
00:42:43,489 --> 00:42:45,191
And did you check into rehab?

936
00:42:49,061 --> 00:42:53,499
Day 480...

937
00:42:53,532 --> 00:42:56,435
and, uh,

938
00:42:56,468 --> 00:43:01,240
feels like I could be close
to, um...

939
00:43:01,273 --> 00:43:07,346
going back outside
and making films again.

940
00:43:07,379 --> 00:43:08,981
That'd be crazy, right?

941
00:43:10,916 --> 00:43:14,186
Speaking of,
let's see what's up

942
00:43:14,220 --> 00:43:18,490
with the other humans
in the outside world, right?

943
00:43:18,524 --> 00:43:21,060
Okay.

944
00:43:21,093 --> 00:43:22,761
Hey, guys, I'm back.

945
00:43:22,795 --> 00:43:25,231
Let's do some more comments,
all right?

946
00:43:25,264 --> 00:43:28,000
Uh, let's see, um,

947
00:43:28,033 --> 00:43:31,036
PJButter says,
"About damn time

948
00:43:31,070 --> 00:43:33,205
you get back to making
the magic happen."

949
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:36,542
Uh, SusieQ says,
"I love you, Matt,

950
00:43:36,575 --> 00:43:40,913
and I can't wait to see
your new movie in theaters."

951
00:43:40,946 --> 00:43:42,781
SteveTheStabber says,

952
00:43:42,815 --> 00:43:44,984
"I'd better be in your film
or else."

953
00:43:46,819 --> 00:43:48,554
What the hell?

954
00:43:51,156 --> 00:43:54,526
I am gonna make this happen,
you guys.

955
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:55,928
Okay.

956
00:43:59,598 --> 00:44:01,433
Hey, Norman, what's up, man?

957
00:44:01,467 --> 00:44:04,036
Don't "what's up" me.

958
00:44:04,069 --> 00:44:05,938
Are you mad at me?

959
00:44:05,971 --> 00:44:07,439
Hell yeah, I'm mad at your ass.

960
00:44:07,473 --> 00:44:09,408
How you gonna do the sequel
to Life's A Beach

961
00:44:09,441 --> 00:44:10,943
without even telling me
about it?

962
00:44:10,976 --> 00:44:12,444
I didn't tell you or anyone

963
00:44:12,478 --> 00:44:14,513
because I didn't even know
if I was doing it or not.

964
00:44:14,546 --> 00:44:16,382
All right, I still don't know.

965
00:44:16,415 --> 00:44:18,384
My producer's trying
to persuade me to do it

966
00:44:18,417 --> 00:44:20,452
'cause the studio wants
to pay him to make it.

967
00:44:20,486 --> 00:44:22,221
Now I'm even more mad
at your ass!

968
00:44:22,254 --> 00:44:24,390
How you not gonna do
the sequel with the studio

969
00:44:24,423 --> 00:44:25,924
and get me involved
with the shit?

970
00:44:25,958 --> 00:44:27,059
I'm sorry, man!

971
00:44:27,092 --> 00:44:28,394
I'm trying to do
something different

972
00:44:28,427 --> 00:44:29,561
with this film I'm making.

973
00:44:29,595 --> 00:44:31,430
Something different with the...

974
00:44:31,463 --> 00:44:34,166
You talking about the film
where you in here by yourself

975
00:44:34,199 --> 00:44:35,467
with your own thoughts?

976
00:44:35,501 --> 00:44:36,969
That film you talking about?

977
00:44:37,002 --> 00:44:38,404
Yes, that one.

978
00:44:38,437 --> 00:44:40,906
You out your motherfuckin' mind!

979
00:44:40,939 --> 00:44:43,242
I think it has potential, man.

980
00:44:43,275 --> 00:44:45,377
And you told me
you would help me with it.

981
00:44:45,411 --> 00:44:49,248
I... I... I will help...

982
00:44:49,281 --> 00:44:51,150
Let me... let me see
the bullshit-ass script

983
00:44:51,183 --> 00:44:52,885
real quick and see
what you working with.

984
00:44:52,918 --> 00:44:54,486
Goddamn it.

985
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:58,057
...we in this land
where they made us slaves,

986
00:44:58,090 --> 00:45:02,394
we ain't ever gon' be free!

987
00:45:02,428 --> 00:45:05,964
What in the entire fuck is this?

988
00:45:05,998 --> 00:45:07,599
You don't like it?

989
00:45:07,634 --> 00:45:09,568
I don't even know
what the fuck it is not to like.

990
00:45:09,601 --> 00:45:11,503
It makes no sense whatsoever.

991
00:45:11,537 --> 00:45:14,540
No, I was... I was trying to,
you know, film a movie

992
00:45:14,573 --> 00:45:16,643
that takes place at my house.

993
00:45:16,676 --> 00:45:18,544
Interesting, right, so I just...

994
00:45:18,577 --> 00:45:21,447
I created, like,
all these crazy scenarios

995
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,315
and crazy characters.

996
00:45:23,349 --> 00:45:27,119
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah,
this shit is wack as fuck, no.

997
00:45:27,152 --> 00:45:29,188
You gotta make this sexy
and make it cool

998
00:45:29,221 --> 00:45:30,956
and exciting and shit.

999
00:45:30,989 --> 00:45:33,392
Look, check this out,
so you got this woman, right?

1000
00:45:33,425 --> 00:45:35,394
She fine as hell, right,
and she's in this kitchen

1001
00:45:35,427 --> 00:45:38,030
cooking, right,
and she cooking naked,

1002
00:45:38,063 --> 00:45:39,264
but she cooking, like,
frying something,

1003
00:45:39,298 --> 00:45:41,166
and then the grease pop on her,

1004
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,402
and make her shake,
she knock the skillet over

1005
00:45:43,435 --> 00:45:45,638
into the fire,
now there's fire everywhere

1006
00:45:45,672 --> 00:45:48,107
- and she gotta try to escape...
- No, I don't... I don't know

1007
00:45:48,140 --> 00:45:49,441
about the fire thing.

1008
00:45:49,475 --> 00:45:51,410
That sounds, like, dangerous.

1009
00:45:51,443 --> 00:45:53,212
Oh, nah, nah, nah,
you gotta think Hollywood,

1010
00:45:53,245 --> 00:45:55,147
brother, like,
they don't use real fire.

1011
00:45:55,180 --> 00:45:57,049
Nobody in Hollywood
uses real fire,

1012
00:45:57,082 --> 00:45:59,585
- just it's fake fire.
- No, none of that in this movie.

1013
00:45:59,618 --> 00:46:02,254
- Okay.
- It's just... it takes place here,

1014
00:46:02,287 --> 00:46:04,189
and like none of the characters
even leave the house, so.

1015
00:46:04,223 --> 00:46:07,259
Okay, that's cool, that's cool...
okay, check this out, look.

1016
00:46:07,292 --> 00:46:09,361
So, it's these bums,
right, and they...

1017
00:46:09,395 --> 00:46:11,563
and they like martial artists,

1018
00:46:11,597 --> 00:46:13,932
but people don't know,
and they be like, like,

1019
00:46:13,966 --> 00:46:15,434
fucking with them on the street,

1020
00:46:15,467 --> 00:46:18,003
and they be folding
these motherfuckers,

1021
00:46:18,036 --> 00:46:20,339
like with, like,
these moves that they got,

1022
00:46:20,372 --> 00:46:22,341
like... like the cardboard,

1023
00:46:22,374 --> 00:46:25,978
- and the shopping cart.
- Yeah, that sounds ridiculous.

1024
00:46:26,011 --> 00:46:29,314
So, just that doesn't even
make any sense.

1025
00:46:29,348 --> 00:46:32,518
Oh, no,
this motherfucker's ridiculous.

1026
00:46:32,551 --> 00:46:35,587
What you need to be working on
is the sequel to Life's A Beach,

1027
00:46:35,621 --> 00:46:37,156
instead of writing
this bullshit.

1028
00:46:37,189 --> 00:46:39,258
I'm still working on it,
it's gonna get better,

1029
00:46:39,291 --> 00:46:41,093
I'm just focusing
on this right now, so.

1030
00:46:41,126 --> 00:46:43,529
You still don't get it.

1031
00:46:43,562 --> 00:46:46,298
No, you burn this motherfucker,

1032
00:46:46,331 --> 00:46:48,267
like, I will give you
the lighter fluid

1033
00:46:48,300 --> 00:46:50,202
and the matches
to burn this motherfucker.

1034
00:46:50,235 --> 00:46:52,604
I don't ever wanna see
this shit ever again.

1035
00:46:52,639 --> 00:46:54,206
This shit is sickening,
do you hear me?

1036
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:56,508
So, like,
actual lighter fluid?

1037
00:46:56,542 --> 00:46:59,445
I'm talking...
real fire this time.

1038
00:46:59,478 --> 00:47:00,713
- Real this time?
- You get what I'm saying?

1039
00:47:00,747 --> 00:47:03,015
Burn this
with real fire this time.

1040
00:47:03,048 --> 00:47:05,584
- Okay.
- All this talk about burn,

1041
00:47:05,617 --> 00:47:07,219
I'm ready to smoke.

1042
00:47:07,252 --> 00:47:08,520
Shit.

1043
00:47:08,554 --> 00:47:10,222
That's what I think
I'm gonna go do.

1044
00:47:10,255 --> 00:47:12,024
I'm gonna smoke a little bit.

1045
00:47:12,057 --> 00:47:15,360
Now, if you wanna
go clear your head,

1046
00:47:15,394 --> 00:47:17,262
and go see some real titties,

1047
00:47:17,296 --> 00:47:20,132
and, uh...

1048
00:47:20,165 --> 00:47:22,735
Yeah, I'm... I'm good.

1049
00:47:22,769 --> 00:47:24,704
- Maybe another time we can...
- Nah, nah,

1050
00:47:24,737 --> 00:47:27,339
you need to see these, though,
these is real titties, like...

1051
00:47:27,372 --> 00:47:29,676
Yeah, I'm... I know
you're not a fan of this,

1052
00:47:29,709 --> 00:47:32,277
but I'm just gonna
focus on that

1053
00:47:32,311 --> 00:47:35,614
and try to fix it up
a little bit.

1054
00:47:35,648 --> 00:47:38,517
If you keep working on this,
I promise you,

1055
00:47:38,550 --> 00:47:40,352
your life
is gonna be a disaster.

1056
00:47:40,385 --> 00:47:42,588
- Okay.
- Okay.

1057
00:47:48,761 --> 00:47:51,330
You brought me a plant.

1058
00:47:51,363 --> 00:47:53,298
That's so thoughtful of you.

1059
00:47:53,332 --> 00:47:55,234
It's something from the outside.

1060
00:47:58,136 --> 00:48:00,707
Like, I kinda already have one,
but that's... it's cool,

1061
00:48:00,740 --> 00:48:03,743
it's beau... it's beautiful,
thank you.

1062
00:48:03,776 --> 00:48:07,647
Well, I have
something else for you, too.

1063
00:48:10,382 --> 00:48:12,752
Close your eyes, feel the sand.

1064
00:48:12,785 --> 00:48:15,254
Okay.

1065
00:48:19,291 --> 00:48:21,093
How do you feel?

1066
00:48:25,397 --> 00:48:27,366
Free.

1067
00:48:33,806 --> 00:48:36,241
So what did you think of?

1068
00:48:36,275 --> 00:48:39,411
A place I miss very much.

1069
00:48:39,444 --> 00:48:41,113
The beach,

1070
00:48:41,146 --> 00:48:43,650
because life's a beach, right?

1071
00:48:46,151 --> 00:48:47,720
Wait, you've seen my movie?

1072
00:48:47,754 --> 00:48:50,289
Yeah, it's one of my favorites.

1073
00:48:50,322 --> 00:48:52,792
But you acted like
you didn't know who I was.

1074
00:48:52,825 --> 00:48:54,861
Because I wanted
to be professional,

1075
00:48:54,894 --> 00:48:57,362
and not come off like a groupie.

1076
00:48:57,396 --> 00:48:59,164
I see.

1077
00:48:59,197 --> 00:49:02,467
So, the meditation worked.

1078
00:49:02,501 --> 00:49:05,337
Now, are you ready
to talk about what happened

1079
00:49:05,370 --> 00:49:07,205
- that caused your...
- Condition?

1080
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:10,108
Nah, no, fuck that.

1081
00:49:10,142 --> 00:49:12,779
'Kay, well, just so you know,

1082
00:49:12,812 --> 00:49:16,181
you overcoming your fear
enables you to empower others

1083
00:49:16,214 --> 00:49:19,318
to be inspired by your victory.

1084
00:49:19,351 --> 00:49:22,487
Kinda sound like
a really wordy fortune cookie.

1085
00:49:24,222 --> 00:49:26,625
Well, thanks, I guess.

1086
00:49:26,659 --> 00:49:30,228
I love Chinese food, so it was
most definitely a compliment.

1087
00:49:32,799 --> 00:49:35,601
So, would you wanna
talk about your break up?

1088
00:49:35,635 --> 00:49:39,137
I mean, you guys
did break up, right?

1089
00:49:39,171 --> 00:49:40,807
Yeah.

1090
00:49:42,608 --> 00:49:43,910
So, how are you handling that?

1091
00:49:43,943 --> 00:49:46,545
I don't really
wanna talk about that.

1092
00:49:46,578 --> 00:49:48,781
I mean, when does anybody
ever really wanna

1093
00:49:48,815 --> 00:49:51,483
talk about their break up?

1094
00:49:51,516 --> 00:49:53,452
I get it.

1095
00:49:53,485 --> 00:49:56,221
And I've been through
a lot of really bad break ups,

1096
00:49:56,254 --> 00:49:58,390
and I don't wanna
talk about 'em either.

1097
00:50:00,359 --> 00:50:02,895
You know, and I just
sit and think about 'em,

1098
00:50:02,929 --> 00:50:06,531
and how I'm all alone.

1099
00:50:06,565 --> 00:50:08,300
Sometimes it makes me wanna cry.

1100
00:50:11,236 --> 00:50:12,905
Wait, are you
really crying right now?

1101
00:50:12,939 --> 00:50:14,941
Or is this... is this just an act?

1102
00:50:16,843 --> 00:50:20,379
No, it's... it's my condition.

1103
00:50:20,412 --> 00:50:21,914
Your condition?

1104
00:50:21,948 --> 00:50:26,686
Yeah, I suffer from
emotional hypersensitivity.

1105
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:28,788
What the hell is that?

1106
00:50:28,821 --> 00:50:31,590
It's when you're
overly sensitive

1107
00:50:31,623 --> 00:50:34,559
and emotionally fragile.

1108
00:50:34,593 --> 00:50:38,430
The symptoms are more extreme
emotional responses,

1109
00:50:38,463 --> 00:50:39,966
and a heightened sense
of self awareness

1110
00:50:39,999 --> 00:50:43,402
compared to others.

1111
00:50:43,435 --> 00:50:45,638
And I thought about all that
and was like,

1112
00:50:45,672 --> 00:50:47,272
"Make a perfect therapist."

1113
00:50:48,975 --> 00:50:50,977
Well, I should be going.

1114
00:50:51,010 --> 00:50:54,212
I have to go see my therapist.

1115
00:50:54,246 --> 00:50:56,481
Thank you.

1116
00:51:09,528 --> 00:51:12,330
- Hey, Ced.
- Matt, what the fuck?

1117
00:51:12,364 --> 00:51:15,001
- Where you been, bro?
- I've been going through a lot

1118
00:51:15,034 --> 00:51:16,669
- lately, man.
- I know it's hard

1119
00:51:16,703 --> 00:51:18,503
to jump back in the ring
after everything that happened,

1120
00:51:18,537 --> 00:51:20,940
but you gotta do this, man.

1121
00:51:20,973 --> 00:51:24,409
I get it, I get it,
and I appreciate the push, man,

1122
00:51:24,443 --> 00:51:26,311
and I'm working on it.

1123
00:51:26,344 --> 00:51:29,782
All right, so just give me
the info for the meeting

1124
00:51:29,816 --> 00:51:31,651
- and I will be there.
- Matt, I knew

1125
00:51:31,684 --> 00:51:33,786
you was gonna come through.

1126
00:51:33,820 --> 00:51:36,656
That's what I'm talking about,
all right look, um,

1127
00:51:36,689 --> 00:51:39,424
the meeting's coming up
real soon, man, okay, real soon.

1128
00:51:39,458 --> 00:51:42,594
- I'm counting on you.
- Yeah, no, no, no, I got you.

1129
00:51:42,627 --> 00:51:46,331
My boy, all right, let's do it.

1130
00:51:46,364 --> 00:51:48,233
All right.

1131
00:52:18,664 --> 00:52:21,667
Hey there, Matt, what the fuck
is up with that call back?

1132
00:52:21,701 --> 00:52:23,770
Hey, Matt.

1133
00:52:23,803 --> 00:52:27,305
Oh, let me inside
so I can stab you in the head!

1134
00:52:27,339 --> 00:52:28,674
You're fucking dead!

1135
00:52:28,708 --> 00:52:30,575
You fucking lying cocksucker!

1136
00:52:32,511 --> 00:52:34,546
Don't let me catch you
in the streets, fucker.

1137
00:52:34,579 --> 00:52:36,983
You're a fucking dead man.

1138
00:52:37,016 --> 00:52:39,652
Do you hear me, Matt?

1139
00:53:04,911 --> 00:53:06,611
Have you been in bed all day?

1140
00:53:06,646 --> 00:53:07,947
I have to pee.

1141
00:53:07,980 --> 00:53:09,882
Oh, you have a Skype call
coming in.

1142
00:53:11,918 --> 00:53:13,686
Hi, Matt.

1143
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:16,889
Hi, baby, how are you?

1144
00:53:16,923 --> 00:53:18,356
Hey, I just wanted
to check on you

1145
00:53:18,390 --> 00:53:20,358
and see how you're doing.

1146
00:53:20,392 --> 00:53:22,594
You know what, Lisa says
you're making progress.

1147
00:53:22,627 --> 00:53:25,898
Yeah, Ma, I can't really
talk about that right now.

1148
00:53:25,932 --> 00:53:27,900
You don't look so good,
are you okay?

1149
00:53:27,934 --> 00:53:29,869
Yeah, Ma, Lisa's actually here.

1150
00:53:29,902 --> 00:53:31,037
That's... she just went
to the bathroom,

1151
00:53:31,070 --> 00:53:32,470
that's why I answered.

1152
00:53:32,504 --> 00:53:33,906
Yeah, I gotta go, Ma.

1153
00:53:33,940 --> 00:53:35,675
Okay, okay, that's okay, okay.

1154
00:53:35,708 --> 00:53:38,010
- I love you, I love you.
- All right, I love you too, Ma.

1155
00:53:40,412 --> 00:53:42,815
Sorry about that, I've been
drinking a lot of water,

1156
00:53:42,849 --> 00:53:44,750
and haven't had
a cry in a while,

1157
00:53:44,784 --> 00:53:47,053
so been having to pee a lot.

1158
00:53:47,086 --> 00:53:49,421
Is, uh... is oversharing

1159
00:53:49,454 --> 00:53:52,424
one of the symptoms
of your condition?

1160
00:53:52,457 --> 00:53:54,126
I mean, it wasn't on
the original list.

1161
00:53:57,163 --> 00:53:59,799
So, anything new
you wanna talk about?

1162
00:53:59,832 --> 00:54:01,433
It's...

1163
00:54:01,466 --> 00:54:03,636
It's just right...
right when you think

1164
00:54:03,669 --> 00:54:06,138
everything is gonna be okay,

1165
00:54:06,172 --> 00:54:08,440
something happens,

1166
00:54:08,473 --> 00:54:11,376
and it's just like,
"Nope, not happening."

1167
00:54:12,778 --> 00:54:15,081
What happened?

1168
00:54:15,114 --> 00:54:16,983
Motherfuckers be crazy.

1169
00:54:19,185 --> 00:54:22,587
I don't get it, did someone
try to do something to you?

1170
00:54:22,621 --> 00:54:24,690
Well, some... some...
someone is always,

1171
00:54:24,724 --> 00:54:27,827
always trying to do
something to someone,

1172
00:54:27,860 --> 00:54:30,930
because... because there's a lot
of crazy people out there.

1173
00:54:30,963 --> 00:54:34,634
You want me to go out there
so I can die.

1174
00:54:34,667 --> 00:54:37,535
I don't want you to go
out there so you can die.

1175
00:54:37,569 --> 00:54:39,038
I want you to go out there
so you can live.

1176
00:54:39,071 --> 00:54:41,606
- I thought you wanted that, too.
- Oh, no, I do wanna live,

1177
00:54:41,641 --> 00:54:44,110
and that's exactly
what I'm doing right here,

1178
00:54:44,143 --> 00:54:46,045
just safe and sound.

1179
00:54:46,078 --> 00:54:47,545
No, you're not.

1180
00:54:47,579 --> 00:54:49,081
This is not life, Matt.

1181
00:54:49,115 --> 00:54:50,917
You do know that, right?

1182
00:54:50,950 --> 00:54:52,919
Why am I sitting here
arguing with you?

1183
00:54:52,952 --> 00:54:54,687
Lisa, I'm... I'm sorry.

1184
00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:56,756
This... this just
isn't gonna work.

1185
00:54:56,789 --> 00:54:59,792
All right, I just... I think
maybe you should just go.

1186
00:54:59,825 --> 00:55:02,560
You don't think
this is gonna work?

1187
00:55:02,594 --> 00:55:04,897
'Cause I really believe
that we're making progress.

1188
00:55:04,931 --> 00:55:06,832
I told your mother

1189
00:55:06,866 --> 00:55:08,234
that we were making progress.

1190
00:55:08,267 --> 00:55:10,169
Please don't make me out
to be a liar.

1191
00:55:10,202 --> 00:55:12,104
Please don't... don't cry.

1192
00:55:12,138 --> 00:55:14,707
I'm not, I'll just go.

1193
00:55:14,740 --> 00:55:16,042
Come on.

1194
00:55:16,075 --> 00:55:18,476
No, thank you, I will be fine.

1195
00:55:28,254 --> 00:55:30,622
Yo, Matt, what's going on, man?

1196
00:55:30,656 --> 00:55:32,058
The clock is ticking.

1197
00:55:32,091 --> 00:55:33,591
Stop dicking around
and call me back, bro.

1198
00:55:33,625 --> 00:55:36,095
We gotta make this deal happen.

1199
00:55:38,230 --> 00:55:40,565
Matt, I've been trying
to FaceTime with you,

1200
00:55:40,598 --> 00:55:43,169
but you haven't been logging on
and answering my calls.

1201
00:55:43,202 --> 00:55:45,738
Is everything okay?

1202
00:55:45,771 --> 00:55:49,008
Hi, Matt, just calling to see
how you're holding up,

1203
00:55:49,041 --> 00:55:51,711
and to say you do have
the strength to face your fears

1204
00:55:51,744 --> 00:55:53,679
and get back out there.

1205
00:55:53,713 --> 00:55:55,681
If you need someone to talk to,

1206
00:55:55,715 --> 00:55:56,983
I'm here for you.

1207
00:56:00,319 --> 00:56:01,821
Hey, babe.

1208
00:56:12,564 --> 00:56:14,100
So, uh,

1209
00:56:14,133 --> 00:56:16,534
you gonna tell me
what's going on with you?

1210
00:56:18,337 --> 00:56:19,939
No.

1211
00:56:23,242 --> 00:56:24,844
You know you can do
whatever you wanna do

1212
00:56:24,877 --> 00:56:26,278
whenever you wanna do it?

1213
00:56:30,683 --> 00:56:33,285
I heard the stories about you,

1214
00:56:33,319 --> 00:56:36,088
and I get it, that was some
fucked up shit that went down.

1215
00:56:38,090 --> 00:56:39,692
- But that's life.
- Look, I don't...

1216
00:56:39,725 --> 00:56:41,794
- I don't wanna talk about it.
- Fine, yeah,

1217
00:56:41,827 --> 00:56:45,563
you ain't gotta talk about it.

1218
00:56:45,597 --> 00:56:49,135
So, what you gonna do,
just let your life go by?

1219
00:56:49,168 --> 00:56:50,669
Yep.

1220
00:56:50,703 --> 00:56:52,204
Mm-hm.

1221
00:56:54,373 --> 00:56:56,776
You can't do that.

1222
00:56:56,809 --> 00:56:58,911
You got to get up, get out,

1223
00:56:58,944 --> 00:57:00,980
and make something happen
for yourself.

1224
00:57:03,082 --> 00:57:05,351
And when you succeed,

1225
00:57:05,384 --> 00:57:07,219
I want 10 percent
of everything you get.

1226
00:57:07,253 --> 00:57:09,055
Okay.

1227
00:57:11,390 --> 00:57:14,360
Now, you get up and you get
your shit together,

1228
00:57:14,393 --> 00:57:17,329
before I make it 15 percent.

1229
00:57:17,363 --> 00:57:19,632
Oh, you gonna roll your eyes
over 20 percent?

1230
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:23,869
Better be happy
and give me that 25 percent.

1231
00:57:23,903 --> 00:57:26,005
Thank you, okay.

1232
00:57:26,038 --> 00:57:27,605
Tripping over 30 percent.

1233
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:29,607
It's not... like,
we're not even negotiating

1234
00:57:29,642 --> 00:57:31,010
- or anything.
- 35.

1235
00:57:47,927 --> 00:57:49,395
Oh, no, Samantha,
why are you here?

1236
00:57:49,428 --> 00:57:51,630
- You already got all your stuff.
- No, I didn't.

1237
00:57:51,664 --> 00:57:53,299
I checked, you did.

1238
00:57:53,332 --> 00:57:55,134
Well, you're mine, too,

1239
00:57:55,167 --> 00:57:59,672
so I came back...
for you.

1240
00:57:59,705 --> 00:58:01,941
I'm not really trying
to do this with you right now,

1241
00:58:01,974 --> 00:58:03,809
or ever again.

1242
00:58:03,843 --> 00:58:06,779
We're over, Samantha.

1243
00:58:11,817 --> 00:58:13,252
Are you sure
you don't wanna get that?

1244
00:58:13,285 --> 00:58:14,753
Mm-mm.

1245
00:58:14,787 --> 00:58:17,890
Could be an audition,
maybe even a call back.

1246
00:58:17,923 --> 00:58:20,192
This could be your big break.

1247
00:58:20,226 --> 00:58:22,161
My big break is right
in front of my face.

1248
00:58:24,096 --> 00:58:26,265
That's typical.

1249
00:58:26,298 --> 00:58:28,934
All this is just about
you getting what you want.

1250
00:58:28,968 --> 00:58:30,836
Matt, what I want

1251
00:58:30,870 --> 00:58:32,438
is a second chance,

1252
00:58:32,471 --> 00:58:34,240
and I think after everything
I've been through with you,

1253
00:58:34,273 --> 00:58:35,841
I deserve it.

1254
00:58:35,875 --> 00:58:38,944
I... I didn't force you to stay.

1255
00:58:38,978 --> 00:58:40,913
I... I'm sorry

1256
00:58:40,946 --> 00:58:43,282
that I was so fucked up
'cause I experienced

1257
00:58:43,315 --> 00:58:46,051
some really fucked up shit,
but you could've walked away

1258
00:58:46,085 --> 00:58:49,421
- at any time.
- Okay, but I didn't want to.

1259
00:58:49,455 --> 00:58:51,390
I loved you,

1260
00:58:51,423 --> 00:58:54,994
and I wanted to be there
for you, and I fucked up.

1261
00:58:55,027 --> 00:58:56,328
All right, but,

1262
00:58:56,362 --> 00:58:58,864
baby, who cares?

1263
00:58:58,898 --> 00:59:00,900
I can change, you can change.

1264
00:59:00,933 --> 00:59:03,068
We can have a fresh, new start,
we can be that power couple

1265
00:59:03,102 --> 00:59:06,305
we always thought we could be,
you know, like Will and Jada.

1266
00:59:06,338 --> 00:59:07,740
- No.
- Yeah.

1267
00:59:15,514 --> 00:59:17,249
Fuck it.

1268
00:59:20,186 --> 00:59:22,755
- No, Samantha, no.
- What?

1269
00:59:22,788 --> 00:59:25,124
- No, this is not happening.
- No?

1270
00:59:25,157 --> 00:59:27,726
You know, I know you're used to
getting your way all the time,

1271
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:30,329
- but not this time.
- Not this time?

1272
00:59:30,362 --> 00:59:32,131
Oh, shit.

1273
00:59:35,868 --> 00:59:38,237
- Look, Samantha, listen.
- Hm, what?

1274
00:59:41,907 --> 00:59:43,209
Baby, don't worry about that,
just forget about it.

1275
00:59:43,242 --> 00:59:44,743
It's just me and you,
just focus on me.

1276
00:59:44,777 --> 00:59:46,278
I'll be right there.

1277
00:59:46,312 --> 00:59:49,248
Okay, seriously, get off.

1278
00:59:51,850 --> 00:59:53,152
Hey.

1279
00:59:53,185 --> 00:59:55,254
Chris, what are you doing here?

1280
00:59:55,287 --> 00:59:57,089
Didn't I tell you
to wait in the car?

1281
00:59:57,122 --> 00:59:59,191
And I was, but I got
a call from my agent

1282
00:59:59,225 --> 01:00:01,427
about a last-minute audition.

1283
01:00:01,460 --> 01:00:03,195
What the hell is going on here?

1284
01:00:03,229 --> 01:00:04,830
I thought you said that
you were picking up something

1285
01:00:04,863 --> 01:00:06,465
from your parents,
and what's with this text

1286
01:00:06,498 --> 01:00:08,867
about I can just leave?

1287
01:00:08,901 --> 01:00:10,169
And who is this guy?

1288
01:00:12,037 --> 01:00:14,039
Chris, is it?

1289
01:00:14,073 --> 01:00:16,442
Yeah, and you are?

1290
01:00:16,475 --> 01:00:18,744
Matt Hillard.

1291
01:00:20,546 --> 01:00:24,383
Wait, writer and director
of Life's A Beach?

1292
01:00:24,416 --> 01:00:25,951
That's me.

1293
01:00:25,985 --> 01:00:27,419
Holy shit.

1294
01:00:27,453 --> 01:00:30,522
Yo, that is my shit,
I fucking love that movie, man,

1295
01:00:30,556 --> 01:00:33,926
and word is... word is
you're doing a sequel.

1296
01:00:33,959 --> 01:00:35,861
All right, if you are,
I gotta get in on an audition

1297
01:00:35,894 --> 01:00:37,930
for that, right, because...

1298
01:00:37,963 --> 01:00:40,366
Wait, is... is that
what this is about?

1299
01:00:40,399 --> 01:00:43,002
You were trying to come
audition for him on the low?

1300
01:00:43,035 --> 01:00:45,371
That's exactly
what this is about.

1301
01:00:45,404 --> 01:00:49,475
Yeah, I, um,
just didn't wanna tell you

1302
01:00:49,508 --> 01:00:51,443
unless I got the part.

1303
01:00:51,477 --> 01:00:54,813
Babe, how you just
gonna try to sneak

1304
01:00:54,847 --> 01:00:57,850
and get this opportunity
on the low by yourself?

1305
01:00:57,883 --> 01:01:00,419
I thought we were
in this together.

1306
01:01:00,452 --> 01:01:03,122
I mean, this isn't you trying
to sleep your way in, is it?

1307
01:01:03,155 --> 01:01:06,392
No, no, I'm not
that kind of person.

1308
01:01:06,425 --> 01:01:09,328
I wanna make it on my talent
and my talent alone.

1309
01:01:09,361 --> 01:01:10,829
- Okay.
- You know?

1310
01:01:10,863 --> 01:01:13,132
Well, Matt,
did she get the part?

1311
01:01:13,165 --> 01:01:14,967
Hey, can I audition,
too, actually,

1312
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:17,436
- 'cause I got chops.
- No, not... I don't know, man.

1313
01:01:17,469 --> 01:01:20,039
I don't... I... you know, I gotta
consult with my producers,

1314
01:01:20,072 --> 01:01:21,974
my casting director,
you know how it is.

1315
01:01:22,007 --> 01:01:25,010
Oh yeah, okay, but hey, look,

1316
01:01:25,044 --> 01:01:27,980
- don't forget about me, man.
- No.

1317
01:01:29,615 --> 01:01:32,251
Okay, but seriously, Sam,
I gotta get to this audition.

1318
01:01:32,284 --> 01:01:34,453
- Let's go.
- Hey, Chris, can we...

1319
01:01:34,486 --> 01:01:36,455
can we get a quick minute?

1320
01:01:38,590 --> 01:01:40,993
It's fine, yeah, yeah.

1321
01:01:41,026 --> 01:01:42,461
But, Sam, if you're not in
the car in five minutes,

1322
01:01:42,494 --> 01:01:45,397
I'm out, all right,
and yo, Matt,

1323
01:01:45,431 --> 01:01:46,899
I'm glad you're back.

1324
01:01:46,932 --> 01:01:48,233
- Keep doing your thing, man.
- Yes, sir.

1325
01:01:48,267 --> 01:01:50,502
- Keep doing your thing.
- Yes, sir.

1326
01:01:50,536 --> 01:01:52,104
Matt Hillard.

1327
01:01:58,210 --> 01:02:01,347
I knew that you still loved me.

1328
01:02:03,115 --> 01:02:04,983
That's just it,

1329
01:02:05,017 --> 01:02:06,618
I don't.

1330
01:02:06,653 --> 01:02:08,620
Bullshit.

1331
01:02:08,655 --> 01:02:10,389
Why would you just
cover for me then?

1332
01:02:10,422 --> 01:02:13,959
'Cause I didn't want that guy
to feel what I felt.

1333
01:02:13,992 --> 01:02:16,195
Maybe, maybe
I just want you to see

1334
01:02:16,228 --> 01:02:18,997
how fucked up you really are,

1335
01:02:19,031 --> 01:02:21,033
and unless you
completely change,

1336
01:02:21,066 --> 01:02:23,268
you just gonna keep
fucking things up

1337
01:02:23,302 --> 01:02:26,338
for yourself and everyone else.

1338
01:02:26,372 --> 01:02:28,507
Fuck you, Matt.

1339
01:02:28,540 --> 01:02:32,144
Samantha, I really think
you should get some help.

1340
01:02:32,177 --> 01:02:34,179
Like professional help.

1341
01:02:34,213 --> 01:02:36,448
I should get some help?

1342
01:02:36,482 --> 01:02:38,183
You, of all people,
are telling me

1343
01:02:38,217 --> 01:02:40,452
I should get some help,
that I'm crazy?

1344
01:02:40,486 --> 01:02:43,489
Right, you're right.

1345
01:02:43,522 --> 01:02:46,225
I'm crazy for thinking that
you could ever make me happy.

1346
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:50,429
Fuck this.

1347
01:02:50,462 --> 01:02:53,098
And fuck you, too, Matt.

1348
01:03:10,382 --> 01:03:13,118
I really appreciate
you stopping by.

1349
01:03:13,152 --> 01:03:15,421
I've been meaning
to call you and apologize

1350
01:03:15,454 --> 01:03:17,222
for what happened last time.

1351
01:03:18,758 --> 01:03:20,492
Just wanted to make sure
that you were okay,

1352
01:03:20,526 --> 01:03:22,695
and it's cool.

1353
01:03:22,729 --> 01:03:24,363
I'm sure that with everything
that you've been going through,

1354
01:03:24,396 --> 01:03:26,165
it's just a lot to deal with.

1355
01:03:26,198 --> 01:03:28,534
No, it is, but that's...

1356
01:03:28,567 --> 01:03:32,104
that's no excuse.

1357
01:03:32,137 --> 01:03:34,973
So, how you been?

1358
01:03:35,007 --> 01:03:36,709
Up and down.

1359
01:03:36,743 --> 01:03:39,746
You know, um,

1360
01:03:39,779 --> 01:03:42,649
I... I do feel like
we were making progress.

1361
01:03:44,316 --> 01:03:48,253
Then, um...
then something happened.

1362
01:03:48,287 --> 01:03:50,422
What happened?

1363
01:03:50,456 --> 01:03:52,291
I don't really
wanna talk about it.

1364
01:03:54,661 --> 01:03:57,029
Did you fall off a cliff?

1365
01:03:57,062 --> 01:04:00,265
- No.
- Get hit by a car?

1366
01:04:00,299 --> 01:04:03,101
- No.
- Shot in the line of duty?

1367
01:04:03,135 --> 01:04:04,603
No.

1368
01:04:04,637 --> 01:04:08,240
So, what is it?

1369
01:04:08,273 --> 01:04:10,609
I just don't wanna
talk about it, I'm sorry.

1370
01:04:10,643 --> 01:04:13,178
So, clearly I'm failing at this,
so I'm just gonna go.

1371
01:04:13,212 --> 01:04:15,547
No, all right, okay,
I'm... I'm sorry.

1372
01:04:19,719 --> 01:04:22,387
All right, I... I had this guy

1373
01:04:22,421 --> 01:04:25,190
audition for my movie.

1374
01:04:25,224 --> 01:04:26,726
Steven Vendetti.

1375
01:04:29,127 --> 01:04:33,398
And he came by my place recently
and he threatened me.

1376
01:04:33,432 --> 01:04:36,368
If he wasn't a threat anymore,
would that help you?

1377
01:04:36,401 --> 01:04:38,437
Yeah, yeah.

1378
01:04:38,470 --> 01:04:40,138
Yeah, that... that would...

1379
01:04:40,172 --> 01:04:42,474
Yeah, that'd make me feel
a lot safer actually.

1380
01:04:44,409 --> 01:04:46,713
Yeah, I could,
I don't know, like...

1381
01:04:46,746 --> 01:04:49,414
Could what?

1382
01:04:49,448 --> 01:04:51,583
Get back to making movies again.

1383
01:04:51,617 --> 01:04:53,218
I don't know, like,

1384
01:04:53,252 --> 01:04:56,255
take a stroll maybe.

1385
01:04:56,288 --> 01:04:58,090
Outside.

1386
01:04:59,859 --> 01:05:02,327
With you.

1387
01:05:08,300 --> 01:05:09,434
What is it, is it my breath?

1388
01:05:09,468 --> 01:05:12,404
Uh, no, I just have to pee,

1389
01:05:12,437 --> 01:05:14,206
but all this sounds
really great, Matt.

1390
01:05:14,239 --> 01:05:16,241
- I'll be right back.
- Yeah, okay.

1391
01:05:22,614 --> 01:05:24,851
You know what, I'm gonna go.

1392
01:05:24,884 --> 01:05:27,152
- Are you okay?
- No.

1393
01:05:27,185 --> 01:05:28,520
I'm just gonna leave,
and you should

1394
01:05:28,554 --> 01:05:30,556
probably clean up,
your place is a mess right now.

1395
01:05:30,589 --> 01:05:32,424
Wait, I'm confused, I thought
you said you had to pee.

1396
01:05:32,457 --> 01:05:35,594
I do, I mean, I did,
but now I'm gonna go.

1397
01:05:35,627 --> 01:05:37,764
- Wait, are you crying?
- It's my allergies.

1398
01:05:37,797 --> 01:05:39,331
Wait, it's not your emotional
hypersensitivity thing?

1399
01:05:39,364 --> 01:05:41,466
- No, allergies.
- Wait, Lisa, come on.

1400
01:05:41,500 --> 01:05:43,268
What did... what did I do?

1401
01:05:59,618 --> 01:06:01,721
Oh, fuck.

1402
01:06:07,225 --> 01:06:09,862
Hey, you've reached Lisa,
leave a message.

1403
01:06:09,896 --> 01:06:11,698
Lisa, Lisa,

1404
01:06:11,731 --> 01:06:14,767
please come back, please,
I... I can explain everything,

1405
01:06:14,801 --> 01:06:17,135
just... or just call me.

1406
01:06:17,169 --> 01:06:18,570
Please.

1407
01:08:04,443 --> 01:08:06,311
To my son.

1408
01:08:06,344 --> 01:08:08,748
You're 18 years young this day,

1409
01:08:08,781 --> 01:08:11,984
and your life is just
really starting to begin.

1410
01:08:12,018 --> 01:08:13,820
Now, I know there's a lot
of things that you wanna do,

1411
01:08:13,853 --> 01:08:17,990
and despite all the challenges
that you may endure,

1412
01:08:18,024 --> 01:08:20,827
I still support you, son.

1413
01:08:20,860 --> 01:08:23,395
Just when you make it big,
please retire me

1414
01:08:23,428 --> 01:08:25,965
and your mother.

1415
01:08:25,998 --> 01:08:28,835
And no matter
what happens in life, son,

1416
01:08:28,868 --> 01:08:31,470
keep following your dreams.

1417
01:08:31,503 --> 01:08:33,740
Love, your Dad.

1418
01:08:51,389 --> 01:08:54,359
We always did
have the good stuff.

1419
01:09:36,401 --> 01:09:40,305
Day 498.

1420
01:09:42,742 --> 01:09:44,777
And, um,

1421
01:09:44,811 --> 01:09:48,047
it seems like I was almost free,

1422
01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:49,916
but nope.

1423
01:09:49,949 --> 01:09:51,751
No.

1424
01:09:51,784 --> 01:09:54,720
No, this place... this place
is gonna be the place

1425
01:09:54,754 --> 01:09:58,724
I'm gonna be at until
Dave's punk ass kicks me out.

1426
01:10:02,829 --> 01:10:06,866
Man, I... I fucking hate
that guy, man.

1427
01:10:11,838 --> 01:10:13,639
But, I love Lisa.

1428
01:10:15,574 --> 01:10:18,978
And she left me, she left me
because of Samantha.

1429
01:10:22,414 --> 01:10:24,616
That woman is out of my life

1430
01:10:24,650 --> 01:10:28,120
and she's still ruining it.

1431
01:10:28,154 --> 01:10:29,822
What?

1432
01:10:29,856 --> 01:10:32,490
That is some really bad juju.

1433
01:10:35,695 --> 01:10:37,596
And my mom... my mom
tried to help me,

1434
01:10:37,630 --> 01:10:40,532
but it doesn't fucking matter.

1435
01:10:40,565 --> 01:10:43,401
Nothing matters.

1436
01:10:43,435 --> 01:10:45,137
Doesn't matter.

1437
01:10:45,171 --> 01:10:47,372
Except my dreams.

1438
01:10:49,809 --> 01:10:52,945
But now all I'm living
are these nightmares.

1439
01:10:52,979 --> 01:10:56,414
I got... I'm living a nightmare.

1440
01:11:01,053 --> 01:11:03,856
And Cedric, man,
I'm letting Cedric down.

1441
01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:17,703
Oh.

1442
01:11:17,737 --> 01:11:20,206
Oh, this motherfucker.

1443
01:11:20,239 --> 01:11:22,208
Oh, Dave.

1444
01:11:22,241 --> 01:11:24,744
Hey, what the hell do you want?

1445
01:11:24,777 --> 01:11:27,512
Hey, man, actually I heard
that you were doing a movie,

1446
01:11:27,545 --> 01:11:28,981
a sequel to a movie
you did before

1447
01:11:29,015 --> 01:11:30,615
- that was a big hit.
- Oh, you did?

1448
01:11:30,650 --> 01:11:31,984
Like, yeah, it's all over
the Twitter, man.

1449
01:11:32,018 --> 01:11:34,419
Oh, is it, and?

1450
01:11:35,988 --> 01:11:37,555
Been hitting that bottle
kinda hard, haven't you?

1451
01:11:37,589 --> 01:11:40,159
Oh, I've been
hitting the bottle kinda hard,

1452
01:11:40,192 --> 01:11:42,028
and if I have?

1453
01:11:42,061 --> 01:11:44,496
- Hey, man, whatever feels right.
- Right.

1454
01:11:44,529 --> 01:11:46,732
But, look, I was thinking
with you doing this movie,

1455
01:11:46,766 --> 01:11:48,701
you gotta be getting paid,
so you think you'll

1456
01:11:48,734 --> 01:11:50,836
have that rent check
any time soon?

1457
01:11:50,870 --> 01:11:52,939
Mm, mm, mm.

1458
01:11:55,641 --> 01:11:57,076
No.

1459
01:11:57,109 --> 01:11:59,679
No, I don't have it, but,

1460
01:11:59,712 --> 01:12:02,480
when I do,

1461
01:12:02,514 --> 01:12:03,849
- you have it.
- Okay.

1462
01:12:03,883 --> 01:12:05,583
Hey, look, man, that's cool,
'cause look,

1463
01:12:05,617 --> 01:12:07,753
I would hate to have to evict
a big superstar like you.

1464
01:12:07,787 --> 01:12:09,889
- Exactly, you can't.
- But, you know what?

1465
01:12:09,922 --> 01:12:11,958
Speaking of superstars,
in addition to being

1466
01:12:11,991 --> 01:12:13,793
a property manager,
I do a little bit of acting.

1467
01:12:13,826 --> 01:12:15,728
Oh, wow.

1468
01:12:15,761 --> 01:12:17,997
Yo.

1469
01:12:18,030 --> 01:12:19,665
Fuck no.

1470
01:12:19,699 --> 01:12:21,901
- Oh.
- No.

1471
01:12:24,704 --> 01:12:27,106
Hey, but if you change
your mind, man, let me know.

1472
01:12:27,139 --> 01:12:28,741
I got your back, Matt.

1473
01:12:28,774 --> 01:12:30,242
Life's A Beach.

1474
01:12:30,276 --> 01:12:31,877
Motherfucker.

1475
01:12:35,081 --> 01:12:37,249
Go away, Dave!

1476
01:12:37,283 --> 01:12:41,153
Okay, I don't have your money,
and you can't audition!

1477
01:12:41,187 --> 01:12:43,823
And I hate you!

1478
01:12:43,856 --> 01:12:46,993
Hi, baby, it's me, it's Mommy.

1479
01:12:47,026 --> 01:12:49,128
- Mom, is that you?
- Yes.

1480
01:12:49,161 --> 01:12:51,230
Can you please open the door?

1481
01:12:53,933 --> 01:12:56,702
Mom, hey, Mom.

1482
01:12:56,736 --> 01:12:58,804
Oh, wow.

1483
01:12:58,838 --> 01:13:00,906
- You look terrible.
- Well, Mom,

1484
01:13:00,940 --> 01:13:04,710
I finally opened the box,
and look what I found.

1485
01:13:04,744 --> 01:13:06,912
Are you proud of me
that I finally opened it?

1486
01:13:06,946 --> 01:13:08,647
- Yeah.
- I finally did it.

1487
01:13:08,681 --> 01:13:10,282
Give me this.

1488
01:13:10,316 --> 01:13:12,151
You need to sit down.

1489
01:13:13,853 --> 01:13:15,755
Really?

1490
01:13:15,788 --> 01:13:17,189
Babe.

1491
01:13:17,223 --> 01:13:18,924
Oh, God.

1492
01:13:18,958 --> 01:13:21,961
You smell like
a street corner wino.

1493
01:13:21,994 --> 01:13:23,696
You know the last time
we talked, you said

1494
01:13:23,729 --> 01:13:27,199
- you were getting better.
- I was.

1495
01:13:27,233 --> 01:13:31,070
And it just all...
it just all went to hell.

1496
01:13:31,103 --> 01:13:33,639
I can see that.

1497
01:13:33,672 --> 01:13:34,907
Baby, I've been
calling Lisa on her phone

1498
01:13:34,940 --> 01:13:36,642
and she's not answering.

1499
01:13:36,675 --> 01:13:38,811
I'm calling you on your phone,
you're not answering.

1500
01:13:38,844 --> 01:13:41,180
I wanna know what's happening,
I mean, is she helping you,

1501
01:13:41,213 --> 01:13:44,316
- is she getting you better?
- I love her.

1502
01:13:44,350 --> 01:13:45,985
- I love her, Mom.
- Who?

1503
01:13:46,018 --> 01:13:47,619
Lisa.

1504
01:13:47,653 --> 01:13:48,988
Oh, no, baby, no.

1505
01:13:49,021 --> 01:13:51,257
You can't love your therapist.

1506
01:13:51,290 --> 01:13:53,092
That's unethical,
and quite frankly,

1507
01:13:53,125 --> 01:13:54,727
- it's just plain...
- Well, you can't help

1508
01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:57,263
who you love, Mom.

1509
01:13:57,296 --> 01:13:59,065
God.

1510
01:13:59,098 --> 01:14:02,968
Baby, I brought Lisa in
to help you get your life back.

1511
01:14:03,002 --> 01:14:04,970
To get you back to doing
the things that you love,

1512
01:14:05,004 --> 01:14:06,906
and to get you out of this house
to see the world.

1513
01:14:06,939 --> 01:14:10,242
I... I am not going anywhere.

1514
01:14:10,276 --> 01:14:13,312
I'm... I'm staying right here

1515
01:14:13,345 --> 01:14:15,381
till fucking Dave evicts me.

1516
01:14:15,414 --> 01:14:17,950
- Evicts you?
- I gotta get money,

1517
01:14:17,983 --> 01:14:20,352
and I gotta get Lisa back.

1518
01:14:20,386 --> 01:14:22,321
Baby,

1519
01:14:22,354 --> 01:14:24,690
you have a problem.

1520
01:14:24,723 --> 01:14:26,992
You can't do this alone.

1521
01:14:27,026 --> 01:14:29,328
Now, I know
your father isn't here,

1522
01:14:29,361 --> 01:14:32,798
- but if he were here...
- Yeah, but he's not here,

1523
01:14:32,832 --> 01:14:34,166
Mom.

1524
01:14:36,102 --> 01:14:37,837
He's not here.

1525
01:14:39,805 --> 01:14:41,941
Oh.

1526
01:14:41,974 --> 01:14:44,777
He's not here.

1527
01:14:54,019 --> 01:14:56,755
Hey, congratulations, fellas.

1528
01:14:56,789 --> 01:14:58,124
I am so proud of you guys.

1529
01:14:58,157 --> 01:14:59,992
Hey, a little toast
to your success.

1530
01:15:00,025 --> 01:15:02,661
- Yeah.
- Uh, to your future endeavors

1531
01:15:02,695 --> 01:15:05,030
in storytelling
and changing lives.

1532
01:15:05,064 --> 01:15:06,832
- Woo.
- And getting paid.

1533
01:15:06,866 --> 01:15:08,200
- All right, there we go.
- I like that.

1534
01:15:08,234 --> 01:15:09,435
Dennis, what are you
doing here, man?

1535
01:15:09,468 --> 01:15:11,237
Shut up, asshole!

1536
01:15:11,270 --> 01:15:14,340
After 10 years, 10 years,

1537
01:15:14,373 --> 01:15:17,343
- and you fire me?
- Dad, what's going on?

1538
01:15:17,376 --> 01:15:19,311
- You ruined my life.
- Okay, look, look,

1539
01:15:19,345 --> 01:15:21,881
Dennis, let's just
talk about it, huh?

1540
01:15:21,914 --> 01:15:24,183
- Whoa, yo!
- Yo, yo, man, don't...

1541
01:15:24,216 --> 01:15:26,986
- No, no!
- Oh, my God!

1542
01:15:27,019 --> 01:15:29,288
Oh, my God, oh, my God!

1543
01:15:29,321 --> 01:15:31,824
Dad, no!

1544
01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:36,328
Fuck it.

1545
01:15:39,431 --> 01:15:42,701
This lunatic just
came out of nowhere

1546
01:15:42,735 --> 01:15:45,871
on my graduation day
and he took my dad away,

1547
01:15:45,905 --> 01:15:49,341
and I was so angry

1548
01:15:49,375 --> 01:15:51,076
that I couldn't
do anything about it.

1549
01:15:51,110 --> 01:15:53,979
I... I couldn't stop it.

1550
01:15:56,282 --> 01:15:59,318
And slowly but surely,
I just saw the outside world

1551
01:15:59,351 --> 01:16:03,022
and I just...

1552
01:16:03,055 --> 01:16:05,491
I couldn't do it anymore.

1553
01:16:05,524 --> 01:16:07,459
Every time I would go outside,

1554
01:16:07,493 --> 01:16:09,828
I'd just see him there

1555
01:16:09,862 --> 01:16:12,798
and just dead.

1556
01:16:12,831 --> 01:16:14,400
I know, I know, babe.

1557
01:16:14,433 --> 01:16:16,869
I know this has been
hard on you.

1558
01:16:16,902 --> 01:16:18,938
It's been hard on me, too.

1559
01:16:18,971 --> 01:16:21,240
But look at me, look,
this is not what your father

1560
01:16:21,273 --> 01:16:22,841
would've wanted for you.

1561
01:16:24,777 --> 01:16:27,413
But I'm sure he wanted to live,

1562
01:16:27,446 --> 01:16:30,783
and so do I, it's just
this is why I stay inside

1563
01:16:30,816 --> 01:16:32,885
- where it's safe.
- Listen to me, okay?

1564
01:16:36,088 --> 01:16:38,757
When your father died,

1565
01:16:38,791 --> 01:16:42,061
I cried so much and for so long,

1566
01:16:42,094 --> 01:16:44,296
I didn't have any tears
left to cry.

1567
01:16:46,365 --> 01:16:48,234
And then you dealing
with your condition,

1568
01:16:48,267 --> 01:16:50,002
you couldn't come and see me.

1569
01:16:52,338 --> 01:16:55,374
And I was in pain
and I was alone,

1570
01:16:55,407 --> 01:16:58,043
and I knew I needed help.

1571
01:16:58,077 --> 01:17:01,113
So, I found a group therapy,

1572
01:17:01,146 --> 01:17:03,816
and... and also,
it's where I met Roy,

1573
01:17:03,849 --> 01:17:06,285
and Roy has been a blessing.

1574
01:17:06,318 --> 01:17:08,520
He's been taking me places
and making me feel...

1575
01:17:08,554 --> 01:17:11,857
Wait, you're cheating on Dad?

1576
01:17:11,890 --> 01:17:13,392
No.

1577
01:17:13,425 --> 01:17:15,894
Listen, I can't
cheat on your father.

1578
01:17:15,928 --> 01:17:18,063
Your father is gone,

1579
01:17:18,097 --> 01:17:20,899
and the sooner you realize that,

1580
01:17:20,933 --> 01:17:22,801
the sooner you'll be able
to get out there and live again.

1581
01:17:22,835 --> 01:17:25,904
No, no.

1582
01:17:25,938 --> 01:17:29,241
No, this is where I belong,
this is where it's safe.

1583
01:17:29,275 --> 01:17:30,809
No, baby, Matt, Matt.

1584
01:17:30,843 --> 01:17:33,078
No, Mom, please, just...

1585
01:17:33,112 --> 01:17:34,446
just... it's fine.

1586
01:17:34,480 --> 01:17:37,283
Just... just go...
just go be with Ray.

1587
01:17:37,316 --> 01:17:39,084
- Roy.
- I don't care.

1588
01:17:39,118 --> 01:17:41,053
He's not Dad.

1589
01:17:41,086 --> 01:17:43,589
All right, just... just go...

1590
01:17:43,622 --> 01:17:47,159
go on your trips
and just have a good time.

1591
01:17:47,192 --> 01:17:48,894
- Mom, please.
- But listen...

1592
01:17:48,927 --> 01:17:50,929
Mom, no, but nothing.

1593
01:17:50,963 --> 01:17:53,532
Just...

1594
01:17:53,565 --> 01:17:56,035
Just please leave.

1595
01:17:56,068 --> 01:17:57,536
Please.

1596
01:18:00,239 --> 01:18:02,308
I love you,

1597
01:18:02,341 --> 01:18:04,076
and I'm here for you

1598
01:18:04,109 --> 01:18:07,313
no matter what, okay?

1599
01:18:07,346 --> 01:18:09,348
Come here.

1600
01:18:19,458 --> 01:18:21,327
Yo, I'm coming!

1601
01:18:21,360 --> 01:18:23,162
God.

1602
01:18:23,195 --> 01:18:25,331
Just fucking hold your horses.

1603
01:18:29,068 --> 01:18:32,137
Hey, man, what's up?

1604
01:18:32,171 --> 01:18:33,539
What's up is
every time I see you

1605
01:18:33,572 --> 01:18:35,541
you starting to look
more and more fucked up.

1606
01:18:42,281 --> 01:18:45,484
They should make a bottle
of whiskey that refills itself.

1607
01:18:47,286 --> 01:18:50,255
- That would be awesome.
- Yeah.

1608
01:18:50,289 --> 01:18:52,424
Give me that.

1609
01:18:54,126 --> 01:18:57,129
Ugh, my head is killing me.

1610
01:18:57,162 --> 01:19:00,065
I see why you didn't wanna
go to the tittie bar.

1611
01:19:00,099 --> 01:19:03,268
You would've got drunk and tried
to touch all the titties.

1612
01:19:05,104 --> 01:19:07,272
And they got
a real strict policy about that.

1613
01:19:07,306 --> 01:19:10,075
- Yeah, I know about the policy.
- Get your ass rolled out.

1614
01:19:10,109 --> 01:19:12,144
Please, believe you me, I know.

1615
01:19:13,545 --> 01:19:15,514
I did not take you
for an alcoholic.

1616
01:19:15,547 --> 01:19:17,349
I'm not an alcoholic.

1617
01:19:19,318 --> 01:19:20,986
But I'm an agoraphobic.

1618
01:19:22,689 --> 01:19:24,890
One who has sex with frogs?

1619
01:19:26,492 --> 01:19:29,061
No, I think that's an ecosexual.

1620
01:19:29,094 --> 01:19:31,698
Oh, right.

1621
01:19:31,731 --> 01:19:33,700
Well,

1622
01:19:33,733 --> 01:19:35,501
seeing you all drunk,

1623
01:19:35,534 --> 01:19:38,638
and out your mind,
and fucked up,

1624
01:19:38,671 --> 01:19:41,708
started reminding me of myself
and how I used to be.

1625
01:19:41,741 --> 01:19:44,644
Losing my mind,
lost women, lost money,

1626
01:19:44,677 --> 01:19:46,545
lost opportunity.

1627
01:19:46,578 --> 01:19:49,281
Lost all that shit.

1628
01:19:49,314 --> 01:19:52,351
But one good thing
came out of it.

1629
01:19:52,384 --> 01:19:53,619
What's that?

1630
01:19:55,487 --> 01:19:58,123
It's part of me.

1631
01:19:58,157 --> 01:20:00,660
Script about my life.

1632
01:20:00,693 --> 01:20:02,695
About how I used to get
all fucked up and drunk,

1633
01:20:02,729 --> 01:20:05,998
and losing my mind.

1634
01:20:06,031 --> 01:20:08,367
Like, I went to AA, and...

1635
01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:10,703
and I turned it all around
and got it back together.

1636
01:20:14,473 --> 01:20:17,242
Sound like a Disney movie.

1637
01:20:17,276 --> 01:20:20,045
You can call it
whatever you wanna call it.

1638
01:20:20,078 --> 01:20:21,980
I was just hoping that
maybe you could use it

1639
01:20:22,014 --> 01:20:25,350
to get your life back on track.

1640
01:20:29,121 --> 01:20:31,523
You know, that's...

1641
01:20:31,557 --> 01:20:34,092
that's why I did Life's A Beach.

1642
01:20:35,594 --> 01:20:37,496
It just...

1643
01:20:37,529 --> 01:20:40,432
felt so real.

1644
01:20:40,466 --> 01:20:43,101
You know, me and my boys, we...

1645
01:20:43,135 --> 01:20:47,039
we had just finished up
our last year of grad school,

1646
01:20:47,072 --> 01:20:49,608
went on this beach vacation,
just scared.

1647
01:20:49,642 --> 01:20:51,510
We didn't know
what was gonna happen next.

1648
01:20:53,680 --> 01:20:56,181
So, I just wanted to document
the whole thing, you know?

1649
01:20:56,215 --> 01:20:59,585
Just show these four guys

1650
01:20:59,618 --> 01:21:01,353
trying to figure out their life,

1651
01:21:01,386 --> 01:21:03,522
and I don't know,

1652
01:21:03,555 --> 01:21:05,123
maybe somebody in the same boat

1653
01:21:05,157 --> 01:21:08,193
could look at them and say,

1654
01:21:08,227 --> 01:21:09,995
"Hey, I'm not alone."

1655
01:21:12,598 --> 01:21:14,801
Well,

1656
01:21:14,834 --> 01:21:18,303
looks like my work here is done.

1657
01:21:18,337 --> 01:21:21,206
And on that note, I'm out, kid.

1658
01:21:23,676 --> 01:21:25,244
You make it happen, all right?

1659
01:21:25,277 --> 01:21:27,780
Make me proud.

1660
01:21:27,814 --> 01:21:30,082
Um, you wouldn't happen to have

1661
01:21:30,115 --> 01:21:33,285
any quarters,
like a roll of quarters?

1662
01:21:33,318 --> 01:21:35,354
I gotta wash
a couple comforters.

1663
01:21:35,387 --> 01:21:37,256
Nah, no, Norman,

1664
01:21:37,289 --> 01:21:39,091
- I don't have no...
- No quarters?

1665
01:21:39,124 --> 01:21:40,425
I don't have any quarters, man.

1666
01:21:40,459 --> 01:21:43,061
Okay, that's all right.

1667
01:21:43,095 --> 01:21:45,063
Maybe you can do something
with that script

1668
01:21:45,097 --> 01:21:47,499
and get me a washer.

1669
01:22:19,398 --> 01:22:21,734
That was actually really good.

1670
01:22:40,319 --> 01:22:41,854
I can do this.

1671
01:22:43,422 --> 01:22:45,123
You can do this, baby.

1672
01:22:45,157 --> 01:22:47,292
I'm going outside.

1673
01:22:47,326 --> 01:22:48,828
Let's go, man.

1674
01:22:48,861 --> 01:22:51,196
You got this, man, let's go.

1675
01:22:51,229 --> 01:22:53,733
You can do this.

1676
01:22:53,766 --> 01:22:55,702
It's all good.

1677
01:22:55,735 --> 01:22:57,837
All right.

1678
01:23:09,247 --> 01:23:10,515
Do it.

1679
01:23:10,549 --> 01:23:11,684
I can do it.

1680
01:23:11,718 --> 01:23:14,252
I can do this.

1681
01:23:14,286 --> 01:23:15,554
I can do it.

1682
01:23:21,961 --> 01:23:23,528
I can do it.

1683
01:23:25,297 --> 01:23:26,933
I can do it.

1684
01:23:26,966 --> 01:23:28,367
I can do it.

1685
01:23:31,871 --> 01:23:33,338
I can do this.

1686
01:23:34,974 --> 01:23:36,909
I can do it.

1687
01:23:46,953 --> 01:23:50,389
I can't do it, I can't do this,
I'm not doing it.

1688
01:23:50,422 --> 01:23:53,358
Hey, I need you.

1689
01:23:53,392 --> 01:23:54,694
It's an emergency.

1690
01:24:02,267 --> 01:24:04,536
- You came.
- You said it was an emergency.

1691
01:24:04,569 --> 01:24:06,471
So, what's the emergency?

1692
01:24:06,505 --> 01:24:08,240
Please, come in.

1693
01:24:09,842 --> 01:24:12,344
After I read Norman's script,
I was like,

1694
01:24:12,377 --> 01:24:14,379
"I could do this."

1695
01:24:14,413 --> 01:24:16,581
Right, so I...
I made my way to the door,

1696
01:24:16,615 --> 01:24:19,418
and...

1697
01:24:19,451 --> 01:24:21,988
I couldn't do it.

1698
01:24:22,021 --> 01:24:24,556
Sorry to hear that, Matt.

1699
01:24:24,589 --> 01:24:26,625
- That's it?
- Yeah.

1700
01:24:28,293 --> 01:24:29,962
That's all I'm gonna get?

1701
01:24:29,996 --> 01:24:33,265
- It's all I got.
- Yeah, I get it.

1702
01:24:33,298 --> 01:24:35,735
Probably still mad
about the panties thing.

1703
01:24:35,768 --> 01:24:37,436
It's not like we're a thing,

1704
01:24:37,469 --> 01:24:39,471
and we shouldn't be,
you're my patient.

1705
01:24:39,504 --> 01:24:41,874
So, whosever panties those were,

1706
01:24:41,908 --> 01:24:44,509
be it your ex,
or a groupie, or an actress

1707
01:24:44,543 --> 01:24:48,346
- trying to get a part.
- Or in my case, all the above.

1708
01:24:48,380 --> 01:24:49,716
What?

1709
01:24:51,583 --> 01:24:54,854
Samantha did come by
and she tried to seduce me.

1710
01:24:54,887 --> 01:24:58,390
It's probably just
to get a role in my movie.

1711
01:24:58,423 --> 01:25:00,358
Of course.

1712
01:25:00,392 --> 01:25:03,295
Um, I didn't wanna
be away from the world.

1713
01:25:03,328 --> 01:25:05,564
I didn't wanna be all alone.

1714
01:25:05,597 --> 01:25:07,667
But you're not all alone.

1715
01:25:07,700 --> 01:25:10,670
You have your fans,
your friends, your family.

1716
01:25:12,571 --> 01:25:14,239
And you even have me.

1717
01:25:17,877 --> 01:25:20,747
- I do.
- Yeah.

1718
01:25:20,780 --> 01:25:23,281
Thank you.

1719
01:25:23,315 --> 01:25:24,984
Are you ready
to get to this meeting?

1720
01:25:26,719 --> 01:25:28,888
- No.
- What else is there?

1721
01:25:30,690 --> 01:25:34,392
I saw my father...

1722
01:25:34,426 --> 01:25:37,329
saw my father die
right in front of me.

1723
01:25:40,900 --> 01:25:44,904
Just some crazy person, just...

1724
01:25:44,937 --> 01:25:46,739
ended his life.

1725
01:25:49,876 --> 01:25:52,310
I can't get past that.

1726
01:25:52,344 --> 01:25:54,379
I see it over and over
and over again

1727
01:25:54,412 --> 01:25:56,048
every time I try to go outside.

1728
01:25:58,785 --> 01:26:02,054
Admitting that was big.

1729
01:26:02,088 --> 01:26:04,657
But you know what's
more powerful than fear?

1730
01:26:06,859 --> 01:26:07,994
Love.

1731
01:26:10,529 --> 01:26:12,965
So, I want you
to close your eyes,

1732
01:26:12,999 --> 01:26:17,069
and picture all the things
and people you love,

1733
01:26:17,103 --> 01:26:19,872
and let that set you free.

1734
01:26:20,840 --> 01:26:22,607
What do you see?

1735
01:26:22,642 --> 01:26:26,012
I see Cedric and I back on set
making movies again.

1736
01:26:26,045 --> 01:26:27,814
Sounds awesome.

1737
01:26:30,615 --> 01:26:33,418
I see you and me running
hand in hand on the beach.

1738
01:26:35,087 --> 01:26:37,757
I see us at our wedding.

1739
01:26:37,790 --> 01:26:41,459
Big house, bunch of
little rug rats running around.

1740
01:26:41,493 --> 01:26:43,495
- Okay, that's a bit...
- Yeah, you right, I'm sorry,

1741
01:26:43,528 --> 01:26:45,998
that's too soon.

1742
01:26:48,935 --> 01:26:50,837
Thank you.

1743
01:26:53,873 --> 01:26:55,007
I think I'm ready
to get out there

1744
01:26:55,041 --> 01:26:57,009
and make things happen.

1745
01:26:59,045 --> 01:27:01,747
And I'll be right here
by your side.

1746
01:27:12,091 --> 01:27:13,592
Matt, what's going on?

1747
01:27:15,695 --> 01:27:17,997
- I can't do this.
- Are you serious?

1748
01:27:18,030 --> 01:27:19,966
No, no, no, I... I can do this.

1749
01:27:22,500 --> 01:27:24,637
I just gotta do
something else first.

1750
01:27:29,108 --> 01:27:33,012
Today is day 500.

1751
01:27:33,045 --> 01:27:36,849
So, it's 500 days
since I've been outside.

1752
01:27:38,818 --> 01:27:40,987
That's a long-ass time.

1753
01:27:41,020 --> 01:27:43,890
Um.

1754
01:27:43,923 --> 01:27:45,758
I'm surprised
I didn't lose my mind.

1755
01:27:47,660 --> 01:27:50,663
But it was with your support

1756
01:27:50,696 --> 01:27:52,832
and the help of some
really amazing people and...

1757
01:27:55,201 --> 01:27:58,570
...and a very special woman

1758
01:27:58,603 --> 01:28:00,973
that I'm finally ready
to go out there

1759
01:28:01,007 --> 01:28:04,176
and face my fears, and get back
to doing what I love.

1760
01:28:04,210 --> 01:28:06,012
Now, I suffer from agoraphobia.

1761
01:28:08,214 --> 01:28:09,916
And you may be suffering
from something, too,

1762
01:28:09,949 --> 01:28:11,918
but just... just know that
whatever that something is,

1763
01:28:11,951 --> 01:28:13,618
you can overcome it.

1764
01:28:13,653 --> 01:28:17,056
You know, it took me some...
some much needed time,

1765
01:28:17,089 --> 01:28:19,992
a lot of therapy, and just
me getting my shit right,

1766
01:28:20,026 --> 01:28:21,994
but...

1767
01:28:22,028 --> 01:28:23,763
but I'm better now.

1768
01:28:25,932 --> 01:28:27,599
I'm ready to go out there
and just live

1769
01:28:27,633 --> 01:28:30,535
a happy, fulfilling life.

1770
01:28:30,568 --> 01:28:33,773
And with that said,
hello, world.

1771
01:28:33,806 --> 01:28:35,473
I'm back,

1772
01:28:35,507 --> 01:28:37,609
and I love you guys, too.

1773
01:28:37,643 --> 01:28:40,079
I am so proud of you.

1774
01:28:40,112 --> 01:28:41,914
I couldn't have done this
without you.

1775
01:28:54,060 --> 01:28:57,196
- Think I'm ready now.
- Let's do it.

1776
01:28:57,229 --> 01:28:58,898
Let's go.

1777
01:29:26,726 --> 01:29:28,626
Okay.

1778
01:29:31,163 --> 01:29:33,132
So, Matt, Dining Indoors
is based on

1779
01:29:33,165 --> 01:29:35,234
your real-life experience
of suffering

1780
01:29:35,267 --> 01:29:38,137
- and overcoming agoraphobia?
- Yeah, that's correct.

1781
01:29:38,170 --> 01:29:39,839
And you know what, I went to
the studio about this idea.

1782
01:29:39,872 --> 01:29:41,974
I just... I'd let 'em know
how much I wanted

1783
01:29:42,008 --> 01:29:45,111
to really help people
overcome their traumas.

1784
01:29:45,144 --> 01:29:48,981
So, uh, thankfully
they believed in my visions.

1785
01:29:49,015 --> 01:29:50,850
Yeah.

1786
01:29:50,883 --> 01:29:53,085
And cut us a big-ass check.

1787
01:29:53,119 --> 01:29:54,787
I just got a Gucci belt.

1788
01:30:11,270 --> 01:30:13,239
Baby, hey.

1789
01:30:13,272 --> 01:30:14,840
Look at you,
I'm so proud of you.

1790
01:30:14,874 --> 01:30:17,176
- Thank you, Ma.
- And I want you to meet Roy.

1791
01:30:17,209 --> 01:30:18,878
Hey, man, what's good, man?

1792
01:30:18,911 --> 01:30:19,945
We're not there...
we're not there yet?

1793
01:30:19,979 --> 01:30:22,748
- Nah, man, no.
- Okay.

1794
01:30:30,823 --> 01:30:32,658
- You did your thing, brother.
- You got next, bro.

1795
01:30:32,691 --> 01:30:35,027
Oh, oh, I got next now,
I'm on tour right now.

1796
01:30:35,061 --> 01:30:36,762
- What?
- Yeah, yeah, getting my life...

1797
01:30:36,796 --> 01:30:38,931
After you got your life
together, why not get mine?

1798
01:30:38,964 --> 01:30:40,132
- Hey, there you...
- You know, so I'm on tour.

1799
01:30:40,166 --> 01:30:41,700
- Right.
- Got my lady back.

1800
01:30:41,734 --> 01:30:43,269
- I gotta go.
- Her son moved out.

1801
01:30:43,302 --> 01:30:45,004
- That's good, I'm gonna...
- So, I gotta deal with him.

1802
01:30:45,037 --> 01:30:46,972
- No, I gotta go and, uh...
- Oh, okay, okay, well,

1803
01:30:47,006 --> 01:30:48,606
- I'll call you...
- Hey.

1804
01:31:37,990 --> 01:31:39,692
Hey, good job today.

1805
01:31:39,725 --> 01:31:41,193
Cool, awesome, thank you.

1806
01:31:41,227 --> 01:31:43,896
I think I smell a hit, man.

1807
01:31:43,929 --> 01:31:46,732
- Great job, you made it happen.
- Thank you, thank you.

1808
01:31:46,765 --> 01:31:49,435
Thank you.

1809
01:31:49,468 --> 01:31:51,837
- You look lovely.
- Awesome job.

1810
01:31:51,871 --> 01:31:53,339
Thank you.

1811
01:31:53,493 --> 01:31:54,954
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