1 00:00:01,875 --> 00:00:03,205 Okay. He's on his way. 2 00:00:03,291 --> 00:00:04,791 You guys wearing your "Fred" shirts? 3 00:00:04,875 --> 00:00:06,035 Right here. 4 00:00:06,125 --> 00:00:08,995 So, if he got the promotion to head hall monitor, 5 00:00:09,083 --> 00:00:10,133 we'll show 'em off. 6 00:00:10,208 --> 00:00:11,788 If not, we keep 'em covered. 7 00:00:11,875 --> 00:00:13,705 I didn't hear a word of that. 8 00:00:13,834 --> 00:00:15,464 I'll just follow the girl. 9 00:00:16,625 --> 00:00:18,625 -(door opens) -Fred: Hey, guys. 10 00:00:19,667 --> 00:00:21,877 Wow, I am so relieved... 11 00:00:22,875 --> 00:00:25,915 ...to be surrounded by friends during a time like this. 12 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000 So, I can share some big news... 13 00:00:28,834 --> 00:00:30,294 about lost opportunity. 14 00:00:30,417 --> 00:00:32,207 -And hope! -Fred! 15 00:00:32,291 --> 00:00:33,751 Did you get promoted or not? 16 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:36,294 No, apparently it wasn't my time. 17 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:38,920 -Sorry, bud. -Yeah. You'll get there one day. 18 00:00:40,125 --> 00:00:42,875 You should probably just ignore what's on this shirt. 19 00:00:43,834 --> 00:00:45,674 Don't worry. I'll fight on. 20 00:00:45,750 --> 00:00:47,080 Oh, here's the flash drive. 21 00:00:47,166 --> 00:00:49,126 All right! "Would You Wrather" time. 22 00:00:50,834 --> 00:00:52,584 Hey, Wrather-heads. 23 00:00:52,667 --> 00:00:55,167 Yesterday we asked, would you rather swap faces 24 00:00:55,250 --> 00:00:56,380 with your family members, 25 00:00:56,458 --> 00:00:58,038 or swap bodies with your pets. 26 00:00:58,125 --> 00:01:00,875 You guys chose faces, so we taped ourselves at breakfast, 27 00:01:00,959 --> 00:01:02,499 and Fred's app did the rest. 28 00:01:02,625 --> 00:01:04,625 We haven't seen this, so we're watching with you 29 00:01:04,709 --> 00:01:05,789 for the first time. 30 00:01:09,792 --> 00:01:11,422 Jenna, these pancakes look... 31 00:01:13,041 --> 00:01:14,881 way better than they taste. 32 00:01:16,417 --> 00:01:18,957 Ollie, get that cream off your face. 33 00:01:19,291 --> 00:01:22,041 It's my beard. I feel like a lumberjack. 34 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:25,420 I'm working on a new song for the Glamtronics. 35 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:27,250 It needs lyrics, but it's like... 36 00:01:27,333 --> 00:01:31,333 (humming with back beat) 37 00:01:31,583 --> 00:01:33,213 Ooh, that sounds great. 38 00:01:33,291 --> 00:01:35,751 ♪ Dun dun dun dun ♪ 39 00:01:35,834 --> 00:01:37,424 ♪ Da-da dun dun dun dun ♪ 40 00:01:37,542 --> 00:01:40,042 -Yeah, I'm liking that beat. -(Coop and Charlotte humming) 41 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,130 (humming, back beat continues) 42 00:01:45,875 --> 00:01:47,455 Bury this far, 43 00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:49,502 far beneath the ground. 44 00:01:49,583 --> 00:01:51,003 Coop: Run, boy. 45 00:01:51,208 --> 00:01:52,538 Run like the wind. 46 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:58,290 (theme song playing) 47 00:01:58,709 --> 00:01:59,999 ♪ Would you rather lose your phone ♪ 48 00:02:00,083 --> 00:02:01,503 ♪ Or give up pizza for a month? ♪ 49 00:02:01,583 --> 00:02:02,753 ♪ Share your diary with the world ♪ 50 00:02:02,834 --> 00:02:04,134 ♪ Or have to eat it for your lunch? ♪ 51 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:05,418 ♪ Sing out of tune to your friends ♪ 52 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:06,880 ♪ Or trip and fall into your crush? ♪ 53 00:02:06,959 --> 00:02:07,919 ♪ Shave your head, paint it red ♪ 54 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,540 ♪ Or use your dog's toothbrush? ♪ 55 00:02:09,625 --> 00:02:11,915 ♪ We need a little Q and A ♪ 56 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,920 ♪ Come on, Wratherheads, play along ♪ 57 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,000 ♪ Would you rather do this? ♪ 58 00:02:15,083 --> 00:02:16,333 ♪ Would you rather do this? ♪ 59 00:02:16,417 --> 00:02:17,577 ♪ Would you rather do that? ♪ 60 00:02:17,667 --> 00:02:18,957 ♪ Would you rather do that? ♪ 61 00:02:19,041 --> 00:02:20,211 ♪ Don't matter what we do ♪ 62 00:02:20,291 --> 00:02:21,501 ♪ We're doing it with you ♪ 63 00:02:21,583 --> 00:02:22,833 ♪ I'd rather do that ♪ 64 00:02:22,917 --> 00:02:24,077 ♪ Ask the world ♪ 65 00:02:24,166 --> 00:02:25,126 ♪ Would you rather do this? ♪ 66 00:02:25,208 --> 00:02:26,458 ♪ Would you rather do this? ♪ 67 00:02:26,542 --> 00:02:27,582 ♪ Or would you rather just dance? ♪ 68 00:02:27,667 --> 00:02:28,917 ♪ Or would you rather just dance? ♪ 69 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,250 ♪ No matter what we do ♪ 70 00:02:30,333 --> 00:02:31,673 ♪ We're doing it with you ♪ 71 00:02:31,792 --> 00:02:32,792 ♪ I'd rather do that ♪ 72 00:02:32,875 --> 00:02:34,575 Ask the world! 73 00:02:34,750 --> 00:02:36,710 ♪ Would you rather do that? ♪ 74 00:02:39,375 --> 00:02:40,625 Whoa. 75 00:02:40,709 --> 00:02:42,999 Cami, are you watching trampoline fails again? 76 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:44,790 No, I'm doing homework. 77 00:02:44,875 --> 00:02:46,375 Good girl. When you're done, 78 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:48,328 can we watch trampoline fails again? 79 00:02:48,417 --> 00:02:51,327 Sure. But right now, I need to focus. 80 00:02:51,417 --> 00:02:54,457 Mr. Kramsky just posted our next visual art project. 81 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:56,132 We have to do a short documentary film. 82 00:02:56,333 --> 00:02:57,793 You seem stressed. 83 00:02:57,875 --> 00:03:00,415 This thing will count for 20 percent of our final grade. 84 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:02,540 If I get an A plus on this project, 85 00:03:02,625 --> 00:03:05,245 I'll be getting an A in all of my classes. 86 00:03:05,333 --> 00:03:06,883 Welcome to the club. 87 00:03:07,041 --> 00:03:09,331 Really? I'd do a touchdown dance 88 00:03:09,417 --> 00:03:12,497 to see anything besides "Please see me" on your report card. 89 00:03:14,375 --> 00:03:15,955 I have a shot for the first time 90 00:03:16,041 --> 00:03:18,081 to get high honors. 91 00:03:18,166 --> 00:03:19,996 That would be quite an accomplishment. 92 00:03:20,083 --> 00:03:22,253 I just need to find the right subject. 93 00:03:22,333 --> 00:03:23,923 Something real and exciting. 94 00:03:24,083 --> 00:03:25,543 I have every toenail 95 00:03:25,625 --> 00:03:27,825 I've ever clipped in a jar under my bed. 96 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:30,207 Bam! There's your movie. 97 00:03:31,125 --> 00:03:33,625 Ollie, stop making this about you. 98 00:03:33,709 --> 00:03:34,669 You want excitement? 99 00:03:34,750 --> 00:03:37,380 Have I ever told you about the fast-paced life of a real-estate agent? 100 00:03:37,458 --> 00:03:39,378 Some people come to look at a house 101 00:03:39,458 --> 00:03:40,828 just to use the bathroom. 102 00:03:40,917 --> 00:03:42,667 Oh, yeah. It is bonkers! 103 00:03:44,125 --> 00:03:47,165 Okay. Well, let me think about it. 104 00:03:48,375 --> 00:03:49,955 You never like my ideas. 105 00:03:51,417 --> 00:03:52,537 I'm just warning you now, 106 00:03:52,625 --> 00:03:56,035 trying to add in a new song to the set list could really cause friction. 107 00:03:56,166 --> 00:03:57,166 What's going on? 108 00:03:57,291 --> 00:04:00,631 Our acapella group is headlining the big 50th anniversary party 109 00:04:00,709 --> 00:04:03,379 -down at Dinky's Rink. -They're calling it "Dink Fest." 110 00:04:05,041 --> 00:04:06,421 And they really shouldn't. 111 00:04:07,166 --> 00:04:10,826 Anyway, I want to see if the rest of the group is up for doing my new song. 112 00:04:11,083 --> 00:04:13,293 Just know I can be a little "eh" 113 00:04:13,375 --> 00:04:15,665 when it comes to messing with the set list. 114 00:04:15,875 --> 00:04:18,955 Plus, Malcolm and Deb may be a little cranky since they just broke up. 115 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:20,791 Drama. (laughs) 116 00:04:22,875 --> 00:04:24,075 Ollie, 117 00:04:24,375 --> 00:04:27,665 I think I just found the perfect subject for my documentary. 118 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:28,880 Say no more. 119 00:04:28,959 --> 00:04:30,539 I'll go get my toenails. 120 00:04:32,041 --> 00:04:34,461 (bell rings) 121 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:36,285 Morning, Chief. 122 00:04:36,375 --> 00:04:37,705 As you'll see in my report, 123 00:04:37,792 --> 00:04:40,792 I noticed some confetti coming out of an air duct in Sector Eight. 124 00:04:40,875 --> 00:04:42,535 Thought it could be a potential 409-- 125 00:04:42,625 --> 00:04:45,375 I specifically asked you not to give me these reports. 126 00:04:45,709 --> 00:04:47,629 (laughs softly) You and the jokes. 127 00:04:47,709 --> 00:04:50,539 Anyways, there was no evidence of a prank in progress 128 00:04:50,625 --> 00:04:52,705 -so I gave the all-clear. -Actually, 129 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:55,542 this is from a class prank perpetrated 30 years ago. 130 00:04:55,750 --> 00:04:57,790 Wow, so like, back when you had hair? 131 00:04:57,875 --> 00:04:59,575 This is a choice. 132 00:05:01,792 --> 00:05:04,632 Anyway, back when I was a freshman here, 133 00:05:04,709 --> 00:05:07,329 some hooligans came in and filled the entire entryway 134 00:05:07,417 --> 00:05:09,327 with red and green confetti. 135 00:05:09,417 --> 00:05:12,497 We still get little pieces swirling around the ducts. 136 00:05:12,583 --> 00:05:14,633 They taunt me. 137 00:05:14,709 --> 00:05:17,999 What a disgrace! How many detentions did the sickos get? 138 00:05:18,083 --> 00:05:19,833 None. No one was ever caught. 139 00:05:19,917 --> 00:05:22,537 Really? So, if I was able to solve this case, 140 00:05:22,625 --> 00:05:25,205 that could get me promoted to head hall monitor, right? 141 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:26,331 I suppose so, 142 00:05:26,417 --> 00:05:28,377 -but the confetti capers-- -And in doing so, 143 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:30,378 perhaps become the most famous hall monitor 144 00:05:30,458 --> 00:05:32,918 since Johnny "White Gloves" Spillman? 145 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,080 Who's that? 146 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:36,330 Yeah, right. Good one, Chief. 147 00:05:36,417 --> 00:05:37,417 "Who's that?" 148 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:39,500 Zinger! (laughs) 149 00:05:39,583 --> 00:05:42,383 For the record, I can grow hair. 150 00:05:44,458 --> 00:05:46,668 Doing a movie on a band is perfect. 151 00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:49,710 You got big egos clashing over the set list, 152 00:05:49,792 --> 00:05:53,002 broken hearts with Deb and Malcolm fresh off the breakup. 153 00:05:53,083 --> 00:05:56,003 -There's gonna be fireworks. -(doorbell rings) 154 00:05:56,083 --> 00:05:57,543 Charlotte: I'll get it. 155 00:06:00,792 --> 00:06:02,132 Oh, hello. 156 00:06:02,208 --> 00:06:03,628 I didn't see you there. 157 00:06:04,291 --> 00:06:05,541 I'm Charlotte. 158 00:06:05,625 --> 00:06:09,535 And I'm about to open the door for Glamtronics' practice. 159 00:06:09,625 --> 00:06:12,205 I haven't started filming yet. 160 00:06:12,291 --> 00:06:15,001 (scoffs) Crank her up. That was magic. 161 00:06:18,125 --> 00:06:20,205 I can't even look at you right now. 162 00:06:20,291 --> 00:06:22,381 And away we go. 163 00:06:22,458 --> 00:06:25,458 How good does this guy look in teal? That's not fair. 164 00:06:25,542 --> 00:06:27,712 -Please. You look great in everything. -Aw. 165 00:06:28,959 --> 00:06:31,329 -Wait. I thought you guys broke up. -We did. 166 00:06:31,417 --> 00:06:34,827 We realized that our 10-year friendship was just too precious to ever mess with. 167 00:06:35,667 --> 00:06:37,537 They are so brave. 168 00:06:38,208 --> 00:06:41,498 (monotone) Oh, my. What will happen next? 169 00:06:43,166 --> 00:06:44,746 Well, you guys know Cami. 170 00:06:44,834 --> 00:06:46,584 She's the one making a movie about us. 171 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:49,037 Very cool. So, uh, where's Cooper? 172 00:06:49,125 --> 00:06:51,875 Ugh. Who knows? He's always the last to arrive. 173 00:06:51,959 --> 00:06:54,079 It's safe to say he's the bad boy of the group. 174 00:06:54,166 --> 00:06:55,826 Hey! 175 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,920 Who wants apple slices? 176 00:06:58,041 --> 00:06:59,211 (laughs) 177 00:06:59,291 --> 00:07:00,921 You've got to be kidding me. 178 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,750 Thanks, Coop. Let's all get our fiber on. 179 00:07:06,542 --> 00:07:09,252 Someone needs to apologize to my eyes 180 00:07:09,333 --> 00:07:11,463 for making me watch this. 181 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:16,884 (clattering) 182 00:07:16,959 --> 00:07:19,289 Fred, let me help you with that giant box 183 00:07:19,375 --> 00:07:22,325 that contains three tiny items. 184 00:07:24,375 --> 00:07:27,495 That's all the evidence from a hall monitor cold case I'm working. 185 00:07:27,583 --> 00:07:28,923 The "Confetti Caper." 186 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,330 It's a 30-year-old prank, 187 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:32,037 and it's an itch I need to scratch. 188 00:07:32,125 --> 00:07:33,495 As is this one. 189 00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:35,883 Ah, yeah. Daddy found you. 190 00:07:37,125 --> 00:07:39,535 That prank was legendary. I remember hearing about it 191 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,375 over at Elk Ridge High, where I went. 192 00:07:41,458 --> 00:07:44,208 (imitates bugle call) Here come the 'horns! 193 00:07:44,291 --> 00:07:45,581 That was our cheer. 194 00:07:45,667 --> 00:07:47,627 Way to hijack the convo. 195 00:07:48,625 --> 00:07:50,995 Sorry. How's the investigation going? 196 00:07:51,083 --> 00:07:53,503 Not good. And the security footage was useless, 197 00:07:53,583 --> 00:07:55,543 'cause they put this putty on the lens. 198 00:07:55,625 --> 00:07:58,665 And all the witnesses are your age, so their memories are pretty shot. 199 00:07:58,750 --> 00:08:00,290 Aw, thank you, Fred. 200 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:03,883 There she is. 201 00:08:03,959 --> 00:08:06,079 Best Mom ever. 202 00:08:06,166 --> 00:08:08,206 Oh, boy. What'd you do now? 203 00:08:08,291 --> 00:08:10,381 Nothing. I was just wondering 204 00:08:10,458 --> 00:08:14,168 if you wanted to practice your signature on this random piece of paper. 205 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:15,710 Oh, sure! 206 00:08:15,792 --> 00:08:17,832 Should I sign above or below the line that says, 207 00:08:17,917 --> 00:08:21,667 "You tricked your teacher into biting a caramel-covered onion?" 208 00:08:21,959 --> 00:08:23,579 Below. 209 00:08:23,709 --> 00:08:26,669 That's it! In order to nab a twisted prankster, 210 00:08:26,750 --> 00:08:28,500 I need to understand how one thinks. 211 00:08:28,583 --> 00:08:31,293 Ollie, do you mind if I jump inside your brain 212 00:08:31,375 --> 00:08:32,535 and take a look around? 213 00:08:32,667 --> 00:08:33,997 Be my guest. 214 00:08:34,291 --> 00:08:35,711 But I warn you, 215 00:08:35,792 --> 00:08:37,882 whatever you find in there... 216 00:08:38,083 --> 00:08:40,543 (whispers) you can never un-see. 217 00:08:42,917 --> 00:08:46,497 ♪ Like the patches ♪ 218 00:08:46,583 --> 00:08:49,883 ♪ On my lucky old blue jeans ♪ 219 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:54,040 So, uh, that's the song I wrote. 220 00:08:54,125 --> 00:08:56,035 You think it's good enough for Dink Fest? 221 00:08:57,291 --> 00:08:59,381 I felt scared, then happy. 222 00:08:59,458 --> 00:09:00,918 But most of all, I felt alive. 223 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,962 Thank you for taking us on your journey. 224 00:09:04,750 --> 00:09:07,000 You know, I've never had patches on my jeans, 225 00:09:07,083 --> 00:09:09,753 but your song made me feel like that's okay. 226 00:09:11,041 --> 00:09:13,001 (clears throat) Um... 227 00:09:13,083 --> 00:09:14,883 So, Mr. Kramsky, 228 00:09:14,959 --> 00:09:16,879 I know it's a work in progress, but... 229 00:09:16,959 --> 00:09:18,129 what'd you think? 230 00:09:18,208 --> 00:09:19,788 I felt scared. 231 00:09:19,875 --> 00:09:20,995 Then bored. 232 00:09:21,083 --> 00:09:22,333 But most of all, 233 00:09:22,417 --> 00:09:25,707 I wanted to smash the laptop over my head to make it stop. 234 00:09:26,417 --> 00:09:27,457 I know. 235 00:09:27,542 --> 00:09:29,252 So, what can I do to fix it? 236 00:09:29,333 --> 00:09:32,383 To get high honors, I really need this film to be an A. 237 00:09:32,458 --> 00:09:34,378 And I really need my twin brother Crispin 238 00:09:34,458 --> 00:09:37,788 to move out of my one-room apartment, or at least buy his own toothbrush. 239 00:09:38,792 --> 00:09:40,792 Okay, there must be something I can do. 240 00:09:41,125 --> 00:09:42,665 Choose a better subject next time. 241 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:44,825 Documentaries are about real life. 242 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:47,787 It's not like a made-up movie where you can create your own drama. 243 00:09:47,917 --> 00:09:49,917 (cell phone jingling) 244 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,670 (sighs heavily) Yes, Crispin. What? 245 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,420 No, I did not eat all your frozen fudgie bars. 246 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:57,750 I hate that you look like me. 247 00:09:58,834 --> 00:10:01,174 He wants drama? I'll give him drama. 248 00:10:04,542 --> 00:10:07,042 Coop. Gather the Glamtronics. 249 00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:08,713 I got news. 250 00:10:12,542 --> 00:10:14,332 Okay. We're all here. What's the news? 251 00:10:14,417 --> 00:10:15,577 The news is, 252 00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:19,207 T.C. Merrick, the manager of The Spotted Hippo nightclub, 253 00:10:19,291 --> 00:10:21,671 is coming to your show at Dinky's. 254 00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:24,130 Sensory overload. Legs going numb. 255 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:27,456 The Hippo's the coolest venue ever. 256 00:10:27,542 --> 00:10:30,672 And if T.C. likes what he sees, he's gonna book you guys to perform. 257 00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:31,750 A guy with initials 258 00:10:31,834 --> 00:10:33,924 for a first name is interested in us? 259 00:10:34,041 --> 00:10:35,381 We've made it. 260 00:10:37,583 --> 00:10:39,173 Well, not yet. 261 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:41,080 It all depends on tomorrow night. 262 00:10:41,166 --> 00:10:42,996 Everything's at stake. 263 00:10:43,083 --> 00:10:46,583 -And full Charlotte in three, two... -Group huddle. 264 00:10:46,875 --> 00:10:49,955 Dink Fest is now the opportunity of a lifetime. 265 00:10:50,041 --> 00:10:51,961 We need to triple rehearsals and be on point. 266 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:54,583 Our sound, our moves, our image. 267 00:10:54,667 --> 00:10:56,667 And now I can't see colors. Move. 268 00:10:58,250 --> 00:10:59,330 I'll get you some water. 269 00:10:59,417 --> 00:11:02,787 Hey. You know, Charlotte's right about image. 270 00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:05,825 All great bands are made up of defined personalities. 271 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,418 But, if Charlotte's the smart one, 272 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,750 and Malcolm's the mysterious one, 273 00:11:10,834 --> 00:11:13,924 and Deb's the peppy one, where does that leave you? 274 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:17,415 What? That's easy. I'm the-- 275 00:11:17,917 --> 00:11:19,707 Oh, no. What am I? 276 00:11:19,792 --> 00:11:21,422 They took all the good ones. 277 00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:25,253 Well, Charlotte did say you were the group's bad boy, 278 00:11:25,333 --> 00:11:27,213 but that's not you. 279 00:11:27,291 --> 00:11:28,831 What? I can be a bad boy. 280 00:11:28,917 --> 00:11:31,287 You saw I'm the last to arrive at practice, right? 281 00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:33,575 Carrying apple slices. 282 00:11:33,667 --> 00:11:35,127 Yeah, but not on plates. 283 00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:37,288 On napkins. One ply. 284 00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:39,325 Yeah. I said it. 285 00:11:40,291 --> 00:11:41,961 Mm, I don't know. 286 00:11:42,041 --> 00:11:44,961 To be the bad boy, you need a big ego, 287 00:11:45,041 --> 00:11:46,961 and an even bigger attitude. 288 00:11:47,041 --> 00:11:49,831 You really think you can pull that off, Apples? 289 00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:52,833 Hey, Coop. Where's that water, bud? 290 00:11:52,917 --> 00:11:55,417 Uh, right here, bud. 291 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:56,830 (clears throat) 292 00:11:58,792 --> 00:12:00,712 -On the ground. -(splatters) 293 00:12:02,542 --> 00:12:03,752 Bad boy. 294 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:06,543 We'll work on it. 295 00:12:08,917 --> 00:12:11,877 (opera music playing) 296 00:12:16,875 --> 00:12:19,745 Hey, Ollie. Thanks for agreeing to help with my case. 297 00:12:19,834 --> 00:12:22,924 Are you painting miniature animal figurines? 298 00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:25,036 My doctor says it relaxes me. 299 00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:26,415 Did you bring it? 300 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,250 The sour cream potato chips? 301 00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:30,247 -Yeah. -(bag crinkles) 302 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:32,209 No ridges? 303 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:33,790 You disappoint me. 304 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,290 So, did you get a chance to read the file? 305 00:12:37,375 --> 00:12:40,415 If by read, you mean "read," I did not. 306 00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:42,331 Now tell me about this prank. 307 00:12:42,417 --> 00:12:43,537 Slowly. 308 00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:44,875 There's not much to tell. 309 00:12:44,959 --> 00:12:48,329 They filled the entire school hallway with red and green confetti. 310 00:12:48,417 --> 00:12:49,917 This confetti. 311 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,290 Do you have it here? 312 00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:57,668 Pranksters are a funny breed. 313 00:12:57,750 --> 00:12:59,920 Society will tell you they're evil. 314 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,040 But they're wrong. 315 00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:03,665 They're artists. 316 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:07,580 Each with their own delicious style. 317 00:13:07,667 --> 00:13:09,917 Do you need to sit further away from those paints? 318 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,080 This was not the work of a group. 319 00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:14,996 They always go store-bought. 320 00:13:15,417 --> 00:13:16,957 This confetti's homemade. 321 00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:20,081 Cut in one style by one twisted loner. 322 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,456 -Why'd they do it? -They were sending a message. 323 00:13:22,542 --> 00:13:23,712 What kind of message? 324 00:13:23,792 --> 00:13:26,252 Jenna: Ollie! Bedtime. Let's go! 325 00:13:26,625 --> 00:13:27,995 It seems our time is up. 326 00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:30,253 Ollie, what kind of message? 327 00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:32,173 That's for you to find out. 328 00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:33,920 Time is running out. 329 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,710 Tick-tock, Fred. 330 00:13:35,792 --> 00:13:37,882 -Tick tock. -(crinkling) 331 00:13:37,959 --> 00:13:39,919 Oh, and Fred. 332 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,040 Watch your back. 333 00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:42,665 Why? Am I in danger? 334 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:46,540 No. I have, like, five ducks drying on that table behind you. 335 00:13:47,834 --> 00:13:48,884 (exhales) 336 00:13:50,041 --> 00:13:51,331 After much analysis, 337 00:13:51,417 --> 00:13:54,037 I have discovered that there are 47 elements 338 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:56,665 that go into a perfect performance. 339 00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:58,920 These are all vital, so do not edit this out. 340 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,210 Which brings us to the last item on my list. 341 00:14:01,291 --> 00:14:02,831 Wardrobe. (chuckles) 342 00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:05,037 For our final song, "Checkmate," 343 00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:08,375 I have gone out and gotten us the perfect outfits. 344 00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:10,878 Charlotte, I think this horse head 345 00:14:10,959 --> 00:14:12,879 is too heavy for Malcolm's neck. 346 00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:15,419 It's called a knight. And toughen up, Malcolm. 347 00:14:17,709 --> 00:14:19,039 -Whoa! -(thuds) 348 00:14:20,542 --> 00:14:23,002 Oh! Look who finally arrived. 349 00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:24,673 A rook? 350 00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:27,040 You made Cooper Wrather a rook? 351 00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:28,125 I'm a king, baby. 352 00:14:29,959 --> 00:14:32,129 Would you stop knocking stuff on the floor? 353 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:34,288 Maybe. Maybe not. 354 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,420 Chaos. 355 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,170 That's the game I play. 356 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:46,880 I am the band. 357 00:14:46,959 --> 00:14:48,749 And also, 358 00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:50,044 I hate cups. 359 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,290 Cami: It's enough with the cups. 360 00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:55,075 Don't try to change me. 361 00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:00,213 T.C. Merrick hiring us could change everything. 362 00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:03,081 Cami: So, what's up with the neck brace? 363 00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:06,326 Um, I've been told not to talk about it. 364 00:15:10,959 --> 00:15:13,039 Throat's been scratchy from all the practice, 365 00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:15,455 but you gotta do what you gotta do, right? 366 00:15:15,542 --> 00:15:17,542 Thanks, kiddo. (scoffs) 367 00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:22,381 (whining) These have seeds. 368 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,540 (bell rings) 369 00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:30,332 [Fred: Guide me, "White Gloves." Show me the way. 370 00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:33,253 Mr. Kramsky, can I speak with you? 371 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,543 Ah, Dr. K always has time for his patients. 372 00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:38,625 But make it quick. I got a tuna melt waiting for me in my car. 373 00:15:39,542 --> 00:15:41,632 I saw in my file that you were a student here 374 00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:43,669 the night the Confetti Caper went down. 375 00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:45,170 The Confetti Caper. 376 00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:47,750 Yes, yes. I was a sophomore. 377 00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:51,213 My bros and I were in the gym training for our JV Archery Meet. 378 00:15:51,291 --> 00:15:52,671 Did you say archery? 379 00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:54,500 -It is too a sport! -Sorry. 380 00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:56,383 Ha ha. I'm a little defensive. 381 00:15:57,542 --> 00:16:00,042 So, did you hear or see anything unusual that night? 382 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,915 Son, we were playing our biggest rivals the next day. 383 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,290 The only sound we heard was our super-fly pump-up song 384 00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:06,955 jamming from the speakers. 385 00:16:07,041 --> 00:16:08,631 ♪ Bring it on serve it up ♪ 386 00:16:08,709 --> 00:16:10,579 ♪ Get up off your booty ♪ 387 00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:14,461 I'm gonna go now. 388 00:16:14,792 --> 00:16:16,792 (imitates bow loading, arrow flying) 389 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,880 All: ♪ I've got you in a corner ♪ 390 00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:21,329 ♪ You've got nowhere to run ♪ 391 00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:23,287 ♪ I hope you have enjoyed it ♪ 392 00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:25,375 ♪ It's been a lot of fun ♪ 393 00:16:25,458 --> 00:16:28,578 ♪ But now it's checkmate ♪ 394 00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:29,577 (clap) 395 00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:32,286 (claps) 396 00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:33,708 What a surprise. 397 00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:34,922 Late, yet again. 398 00:16:35,542 --> 00:16:37,542 Time means nothing to me. 399 00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:42,670 I mean, I can tell time. Prefer digital, but I can do the hard way, too. 400 00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:43,920 (whispers): Hey. 401 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,790 Charlotte's gonna end the show with her song. 402 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,575 Would a bad boy let that happen? 403 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,080 Cooper, get over here and put on your costume. 404 00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:53,706 Uh, no can do, Your Highness. 405 00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:56,166 Excuse me? 406 00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:58,080 You've been bossing everyone around. 407 00:16:58,291 --> 00:17:00,791 Poor Malcolm, here, is afraid to even look you in the eye. 408 00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:02,785 -Tell him that's not true, Malcolm. -Not true! 409 00:17:03,709 --> 00:17:06,169 I'm just trying to get us a gig at The Spotted Hippo. 410 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:07,460 And we will. 411 00:17:07,542 --> 00:17:10,082 If we swap out "Checkmate" for my new song. 412 00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:11,830 (scoffs) Are you serious? 413 00:17:11,917 --> 00:17:13,877 "Checkmate" has always been the group's closer. 414 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,670 High honors, here I come. 415 00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:18,130 Yeah, well, if you take the "C" off of closer, 416 00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:19,828 you end up with "loser." 417 00:17:20,542 --> 00:17:22,422 That's it. You and me. 418 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:23,833 Right now. 419 00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:25,826 You couldn't take me when you were five, 420 00:17:25,917 --> 00:17:27,327 and you can't take me now. 421 00:17:27,417 --> 00:17:28,917 I did three push-ups this morning. 422 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,210 Be afraid. Be very afraid! 423 00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:33,211 -(both clapping) -Guys, no! 424 00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:34,791 Okay, let's not go crazy, here. 425 00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:37,125 (both grunting) 426 00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:38,208 -(kicks) -Ow! 427 00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:39,537 Okay, you know what? 428 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,705 You have both turned into monsters. 429 00:17:41,792 --> 00:17:43,502 This is so not fun anymore. I quit. 430 00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:44,673 Malcolm? 431 00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:46,250 If I could nod my head, I would. 432 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,543 -Mm-hmm. -Let's go. 433 00:17:48,709 --> 00:17:49,999 Wait! Guys! 434 00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:51,173 Deb! Malcolm! 435 00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:52,460 (door closes) 436 00:17:52,542 --> 00:17:54,672 And they're gone. Nice going, Cooper. 437 00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:56,210 The Glamtronics are dead. 438 00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:03,075 Nice going, Cooper. 439 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,456 The Glamtronics are dead. 440 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,922 That vid is lit! 441 00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:09,251 A brother and sister locked in a power struggle. 442 00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:11,213 Now it's all about following the wreckage. 443 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:14,960 Well, keep up the drama, and the K-dog will give this movie five ruffs! 444 00:18:15,041 --> 00:18:16,961 That's an A plus. 445 00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:18,710 Sounds good. 446 00:18:18,792 --> 00:18:20,132 Now, if you'll excuse me, 447 00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:23,168 I'm having my own power struggle with a tuna melt I ate earlier. 448 00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:24,540 And I am not winning. 449 00:18:27,834 --> 00:18:28,834 (phone dings) 450 00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:30,877 Hey, Wratherheads. I need your help. 451 00:18:30,959 --> 00:18:33,249 So, for the first time in my life, 452 00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:35,673 I have the chance to make high honors, but... 453 00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:37,830 to do it, I need to turn in a film project 454 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,577 that caused my brother and sister's singing group to break up. 455 00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:42,287 So, if you were me, 456 00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:45,705 would you rather keep the conflict going and get an A, 457 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,422 or fix the band, 458 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:48,920 and lose out on high honors. 459 00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:52,075 -(dings) -Thanks, Wratherheads. 460 00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:57,880 Popcorn's done! 461 00:18:58,417 --> 00:19:00,037 Ooh! Fred, you scared me. 462 00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:02,245 Sorry. I got a big break in my case. 463 00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:03,633 Oh, good for you. 464 00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:05,999 -But we're just-- -You know, Jenna. I got to thinking. 465 00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:07,883 Why red and green confetti? 466 00:19:07,959 --> 00:19:08,959 Then it hit me. 467 00:19:09,041 --> 00:19:11,211 What if it stood for another school's colors? 468 00:19:11,291 --> 00:19:13,581 Say, perhaps, Elk Ridge High? 469 00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:15,417 You went there, right? 470 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:18,500 Well, a lot of people went there. 471 00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:20,325 Then I learned from Kramsky 472 00:19:20,417 --> 00:19:22,667 there was a big archery match that weekend. 473 00:19:22,792 --> 00:19:24,212 Isn't that what you did? 474 00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:26,670 Well, a lot of people did archery. 475 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,290 And when I examined the evidence, 476 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,745 I found that the putty used to block the camera 477 00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:32,294 was actually chewed gum. 478 00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:34,995 -Zesty watermelon. -I don't like what you're insinuating! 479 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:39,245 I'm just saying that with DNA science being what it is, 480 00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:41,833 all you need to ID a perp is a piece of evidence, 481 00:19:41,917 --> 00:19:44,787 and an uncle who works at the lab. 482 00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:46,535 -Everything okay? -Uh... 483 00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:48,955 Fred was just updating me on his case. 484 00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:50,918 Well, I hope you find the lowlife. 485 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,420 Scares me that scum like that still walks the street. 486 00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:55,833 This is a choice. 487 00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:03,460 Fred, what if this perp is very, very sorry 488 00:20:03,542 --> 00:20:05,672 for the damage she caused in a stupid attempt 489 00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:07,210 to rattle her archery opponents? 490 00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:09,171 That's fine, but rules are rules. 491 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,080 Even if she's led a good life since, 492 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,876 and would be incredibly embarrassed 493 00:20:12,959 --> 00:20:16,539 if her children or Principal boyfriend ever found out? 494 00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:19,665 Jenna, solving this case would get me my promotion. 495 00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:20,750 (sighs) 496 00:20:23,709 --> 00:20:26,959 So it's a shame the key piece of evidence was lost. 497 00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:29,286 (sighs) 498 00:20:29,458 --> 00:20:31,918 Fred, you are a good kid. 499 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,040 And one heck of a hall monitor. 500 00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:35,745 Thank you. 501 00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,004 We solved it, Johnny "White Gloves." 502 00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:40,503 You can soar with the angels now. 503 00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:47,041 Look, everyone's here. 504 00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:49,875 Cami, I really can't be in a room with that person right now. 505 00:20:49,959 --> 00:20:53,379 (snootily) Oh, and I'm the queen, so I make all the rules. 506 00:20:54,208 --> 00:20:56,328 All right, cup boy. It's go time. 507 00:20:56,417 --> 00:20:58,127 -(clapping) -(both grunting) 508 00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:00,418 This was a mistake. Let's go. 509 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,460 Wait. No, wait! 510 00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:05,540 You guys shouldn't be mad at each other. 511 00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:07,375 You should be mad at me. 512 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,420 I needed an "A" on my film. 513 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:13,790 So, I invited T.C. Merrick, knowing it would create drama. 514 00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:17,205 Wait, you wanted us to freak out so it would make a better movie? 515 00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:20,080 I never thought it would go this far. 516 00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:22,630 So, you're gonna get your A, and we have no group. 517 00:21:22,709 --> 00:21:23,999 That's... great. 518 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:27,923 I'm not finishing the film. I don't want to get an A that way. 519 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,830 I made you guys act terrible towards each other. 520 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,080 I have been a real jerk lately. I'm sorry, guys. 521 00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:37,326 Me, too. I haven't been the easiest person to be around lately. 522 00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:40,205 No, it was my fault. 523 00:21:40,291 --> 00:21:42,461 I just want to make things right. 524 00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:44,252 Which is why... 525 00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,173 I canceled T.C. Merrick. 526 00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:50,165 Now you guys can go perform at Dink Fest and just have fun. 527 00:21:51,583 --> 00:21:52,753 What do you guys think? 528 00:21:54,959 --> 00:21:56,959 All: ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 529 00:21:57,041 --> 00:21:58,921 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 530 00:21:58,959 --> 00:22:01,039 -♪ Trapped in the corner ♪ -♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 531 00:22:01,125 --> 00:22:03,415 ♪ Can only move from side to side ♪ 532 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:05,210 ♪ The Queen is coming towards me ♪ 533 00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:07,671 ♪ I got no place to hide ♪ 534 00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:09,920 ♪ Sorry that the end is near ♪ 535 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000 ♪ It's been a lovely day ♪ 536 00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:13,793 ♪ But now that you're surrounded ♪ 537 00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:16,325 ♪ There's one last thing to say And that's ♪ 538 00:22:16,417 --> 00:22:20,707 All: ♪ Checkmate ♪ 539 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,830 (cheering and clapping) 540 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,790 (laughs) You guys sounded awesome! 541 00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:33,665 Thanks. That was seriously fun. 542 00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:35,540 I'm just glad T.C. Merrick wasn't here. 543 00:22:35,625 --> 00:22:37,415 We could just relax and be ourselves. 544 00:22:37,542 --> 00:22:39,252 Actually, he is here. 545 00:22:39,375 --> 00:22:40,375 I never canceled. 546 00:22:40,458 --> 00:22:42,538 He saw the whole thing, and loved it. 547 00:22:42,625 --> 00:22:43,955 Do you guys want to meet him? 548 00:22:44,041 --> 00:22:46,211 Okay. Having trouble seeing shapes. 549 00:22:46,291 --> 00:22:49,171 Uh, I think what Charlotte's saying is, "Yes, please." 550 00:22:52,583 --> 00:22:55,383 Are you sure this is cool, Fred? It's not an open mic. 551 00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:57,378 I don't know about cool, little man. 552 00:22:57,458 --> 00:22:59,498 I just know my story needs to be told. 553 00:22:59,583 --> 00:23:01,883 -(Fred plays blues rhythm) -What's going on over there? 554 00:23:01,959 --> 00:23:03,999 ♪ I got the hallway blues ♪ 555 00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:05,883 ♪ He's got the hallway blues ♪ 556 00:23:05,959 --> 00:23:07,879 ♪ I got the hallway blues ♪ 557 00:23:07,959 --> 00:23:09,579 ♪ He's got the hallway blues ♪ 558 00:23:09,709 --> 00:23:12,209 ♪ I'm running down the clues I'm wearing out my shoes ♪ 559 00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:14,381 ♪ I got the hallway blues ♪ 560 00:23:14,458 --> 00:23:15,878 Go, Ollie, go! 561 00:23:15,959 --> 00:23:17,749 (harmonica plays) 562 00:23:24,917 --> 00:23:26,327 Coop: I hate cups.