1 00:00:03,959 --> 00:00:05,169 Hey, Wratherheads. 2 00:00:05,250 --> 00:00:07,750 Today's live stream is in honor of our mom, 3 00:00:07,834 --> 00:00:11,214 who is being recognized at tonight's Minnesota Real Estate Awards. 4 00:00:12,875 --> 00:00:15,455 Yes, Psycho Ted, the "Housies" are a real thing. 5 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:17,667 I've been told. 6 00:00:18,583 --> 00:00:21,463 And we're really excited to be attending. 7 00:00:21,542 --> 00:00:23,422 I've also been told. 8 00:00:23,500 --> 00:00:24,880 Okay, let's get to it. 9 00:00:24,959 --> 00:00:27,039 Would you rather be a human trophy... 10 00:00:27,125 --> 00:00:29,455 (baseball organ music playing) 11 00:00:29,542 --> 00:00:32,172 I said, would you rather be a human trophy... 12 00:00:37,291 --> 00:00:39,541 Sorry. I was in the bathroom. 13 00:00:39,625 --> 00:00:42,455 I ate a chili dog, and it was trying to steal home. 14 00:00:45,125 --> 00:00:47,535 Or... That's really gross. 15 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:50,170 ...be a human plaque? 16 00:00:51,333 --> 00:00:52,543 Hi-oh! 17 00:00:53,709 --> 00:00:55,249 Fred, why are you dressed like a tooth? 18 00:00:55,333 --> 00:00:58,543 -'Cause you said human plaque. -That's the wrong kind of plaque. 19 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:00,705 Oh. Well, my dentist is thrilled 20 00:01:00,792 --> 00:01:02,542 that I'm getting the word out. 21 00:01:02,625 --> 00:01:05,455 Remember, kids, clean teeth can't be beat. 22 00:01:05,542 --> 00:01:06,632 (dinging) 23 00:01:06,709 --> 00:01:07,879 What is that? 24 00:01:07,959 --> 00:01:10,169 That's the sound of my super clean teeth. 25 00:01:10,250 --> 00:01:11,290 (dinging) 26 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:13,495 No, it's not. You're holding a triangle. 27 00:01:13,583 --> 00:01:17,673 I'm trying to score an extra toy tomorrow during my checkup with Dr. Franklin. 28 00:01:18,083 --> 00:01:20,043 (dinging) 29 00:01:20,125 --> 00:01:21,995 Okay. So in the easiest 30 00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:24,333 Would You Wrather ever, looks like human trophy 31 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:26,497 beats giant, gross tooth. 32 00:01:26,583 --> 00:01:28,383 All right, Ollie. Get into your pose. 33 00:01:29,417 --> 00:01:30,287 Jenna: Hey! 34 00:01:32,083 --> 00:01:35,043 Why is there gold paint all over the toilet seat? 35 00:01:35,792 --> 00:01:36,962 Ollie? 36 00:01:38,458 --> 00:01:40,078 Why do you assume it's me? 37 00:01:42,750 --> 00:01:44,460 (theme song playing) 38 00:01:44,542 --> 00:01:45,792 ♪ Would you rather lose your phone ♪ 39 00:01:45,875 --> 00:01:47,455 ♪ Or give up pizza for a month? ♪ 40 00:01:47,583 --> 00:01:48,673 ♪ Share your diary with the world ♪ 41 00:01:48,750 --> 00:01:50,130 ♪ Or have to eat it for your lunch? ♪ 42 00:01:50,208 --> 00:01:51,288 ♪ Sing out of tune to your friends ♪ 43 00:01:51,375 --> 00:01:52,785 ♪ Or trip and fall into your crush? ♪ 44 00:01:52,875 --> 00:01:53,955 ♪ Shave your head, paint it red ♪ 45 00:01:54,041 --> 00:01:55,581 ♪ Or use your dog's toothbrush? ♪ 46 00:01:55,667 --> 00:01:57,957 ♪ We need a little Q and A ♪ 47 00:01:58,041 --> 00:01:59,961 ♪ Come on, Wratherheads, play along ♪ 48 00:02:00,041 --> 00:02:01,041 ♪ Would you rather do this? ♪ 49 00:02:01,125 --> 00:02:02,375 ♪ Would you rather do this? ♪ 50 00:02:02,458 --> 00:02:03,578 ♪ Would you rather do that? ♪ 51 00:02:03,667 --> 00:02:05,127 ♪ Would you rather do that? ♪ 52 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:06,208 ♪ Don't matter what we do ♪ 53 00:02:06,291 --> 00:02:07,581 ♪ We're doing it with you ♪ 54 00:02:07,667 --> 00:02:08,627 ♪ I'd rather do that ♪ 55 00:02:08,709 --> 00:02:09,999 ♪ Ask the world ♪ 56 00:02:10,083 --> 00:02:11,083 ♪ Would you rather do this? ♪ 57 00:02:11,166 --> 00:02:12,166 ♪ Would you rather do this? ♪ 58 00:02:12,250 --> 00:02:13,420 ♪ Or would you rather just dance? ♪ 59 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,040 ♪ Or would you rather just dance? ♪ 60 00:02:15,125 --> 00:02:16,285 ♪ No matter what we do ♪ 61 00:02:16,375 --> 00:02:17,575 ♪ We're doing it with you ♪ 62 00:02:17,667 --> 00:02:18,827 ♪ I'd rather do that ♪ 63 00:02:18,917 --> 00:02:20,537 Ask the world! 64 00:02:20,625 --> 00:02:22,705 ♪ Would you rather do that? ♪ 65 00:02:25,125 --> 00:02:27,705 So, this awards thing for your mom tonight. 66 00:02:27,792 --> 00:02:30,172 -Are we thinking capes? -Both: No capes. 67 00:02:32,083 --> 00:02:35,503 Hey, kids. Who wants to hear my incredibly moving acceptance speech? 68 00:02:35,917 --> 00:02:36,827 Do we lie? 69 00:02:37,834 --> 00:02:39,044 Let me give you a sample. 70 00:02:40,625 --> 00:02:41,665 Son of a pickle! 71 00:02:42,291 --> 00:02:44,291 That was moving! 72 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:47,830 No, I can't find my speech! 73 00:02:47,917 --> 00:02:51,287 Uh, "Let's get real about... 74 00:02:51,375 --> 00:02:52,995 real estate, y'all." 75 00:02:54,291 --> 00:02:57,251 I think the spin cycle did you a favor. 76 00:02:57,333 --> 00:03:01,423 No, I must have left it my pocket when I did the laundry. It's ruined! 77 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:02,670 Note to self: 78 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:05,710 put school books in washing machine. 79 00:03:07,083 --> 00:03:08,583 Well, we leave in two hours. 80 00:03:08,667 --> 00:03:12,037 While I write a new speech, everybody needs to get themselves ready. 81 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:14,625 -Charlotte, you're in charge of Ollie. -What? 82 00:03:14,709 --> 00:03:15,879 I don't need any help. 83 00:03:15,959 --> 00:03:17,329 You've chosen well, Mama. 84 00:03:17,417 --> 00:03:20,877 The wee boy will be dressed and polished. He shan't make us late. 85 00:03:21,917 --> 00:03:23,997 Can't you just say, "Yes," like a normal person? 86 00:03:25,875 --> 00:03:29,285 Oh, and Cami, I got you the perfect dress for tonight. 87 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:31,325 That is adorable. 88 00:03:31,417 --> 00:03:33,077 It's hideous. 89 00:03:33,166 --> 00:03:34,536 I appreciate it, Mom, 90 00:03:34,625 --> 00:03:36,495 but I already picked up my outfit. 91 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:41,043 Oh, but I thought you'd like this one. I saw it and it screamed, "Cami Wrather"! 92 00:03:41,125 --> 00:03:43,535 Are you sure it didn't scream, "Giant candy corn"! 93 00:03:44,333 --> 00:03:46,083 Now you don't deserve to wear it. 94 00:03:50,208 --> 00:03:51,788 Hey, champ. 95 00:03:51,875 --> 00:03:54,205 How ya doin', champ? 96 00:03:54,792 --> 00:03:56,922 Just finding my old tie for tonight. 97 00:03:59,542 --> 00:04:01,082 It still works, right? 98 00:04:01,750 --> 00:04:03,580 Looks great, champ. 99 00:04:04,709 --> 00:04:06,079 Okay, what's going on? 100 00:04:06,166 --> 00:04:08,536 Whenever you start throwing the word "champ" around, 101 00:04:08,625 --> 00:04:09,575 bad news follows. 102 00:04:09,667 --> 00:04:11,747 You got me. It is bad. 103 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:14,464 Like, worse than the time you got your hair permed. 104 00:04:15,792 --> 00:04:17,882 What a fun Would You Wrather. 105 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:20,377 Wait, yours is a wig? 106 00:04:23,792 --> 00:04:25,922 (sighs) That was a rough six months for you. 107 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:29,205 So clearly you haven't seen Peyton's latest post. 108 00:04:30,166 --> 00:04:32,036 Wait. What? 109 00:04:32,125 --> 00:04:35,245 She's hugging a dude? What's up with all the heart emojis? 110 00:04:35,333 --> 00:04:39,083 I know! And where's the sun hat I got her as a going-away gift? 111 00:04:39,166 --> 00:04:41,916 It's New Mexico, Cooper. She's gonna burn! 112 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:45,667 Peyton's only been gone for a week, 113 00:04:45,750 --> 00:04:47,500 and she's already replaced me? 114 00:04:48,458 --> 00:04:51,208 His name is Jax. With an "X." 115 00:04:53,125 --> 00:04:55,165 What does he have that I don't have? 116 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:56,460 He has Peyton! 117 00:04:58,458 --> 00:04:59,998 Cami: How's the speech coming? 118 00:05:00,083 --> 00:05:02,923 Uh, well, here's what I have so far: "Good afternoon." 119 00:05:03,959 --> 00:05:05,789 Cami: Aren't the awards at night? 120 00:05:05,875 --> 00:05:07,455 Son of a pickle! 121 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:11,880 Whoa! What is that? 122 00:05:11,959 --> 00:05:14,749 Oh, well, since this is my first fancy event as a teen, 123 00:05:14,834 --> 00:05:16,174 I wanted to try a new look, 124 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:19,040 -so I borrowed a dress from a friend. -Is your friend 35? 125 00:05:20,125 --> 00:05:21,915 And what is going on with this? 126 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,960 -It's just a little makeup. -A little? 127 00:05:24,041 --> 00:05:26,581 It looks like you have tarantulas for eyelashes. 128 00:05:26,667 --> 00:05:28,957 It is way too much. Pull it back. 129 00:05:29,041 --> 00:05:30,961 This is what kids my age dress like. 130 00:05:31,041 --> 00:05:33,041 Uh, well, sorry, but as my mom used to say, 131 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:34,165 "My house, my rules." 132 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:36,630 Mom, things aren't the same as when you grew up. 133 00:05:36,709 --> 00:05:39,419 If you had it your way, I'd be wearing heavy sweaters 134 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:41,080 and baggy pants until I was 30. 135 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:43,076 Well, good, I'm glad to see you get me. Now go upstairs 136 00:05:43,166 --> 00:05:45,916 -and find something more appropriate. -Ugh! 137 00:05:48,750 --> 00:05:51,710 Cami, you dropped one of your eyelashes. 138 00:05:52,375 --> 00:05:53,915 Oh, no. That's a real spider. 139 00:06:00,709 --> 00:06:02,539 (soft snoring) 140 00:06:03,709 --> 00:06:04,919 (inhales sharply) 141 00:06:06,375 --> 00:06:09,625 I don't get it. If your mom's awards don't start for hours, 142 00:06:09,709 --> 00:06:11,999 why are we already sitting here all dressed up? 143 00:06:12,083 --> 00:06:14,923 Because! Failing to prepare is preparing to fail. 144 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,250 Do you know who said that? 145 00:06:17,083 --> 00:06:18,333 You just did. 146 00:06:20,250 --> 00:06:22,080 That is technically accurate. 147 00:06:25,166 --> 00:06:27,416 Hey, where's Ollie? I just got him dressed. 148 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:29,670 He should be down here by now. Ollie! 149 00:06:32,667 --> 00:06:34,287 Ollie, where is your suit coat? 150 00:06:34,375 --> 00:06:35,575 I took it off. 151 00:06:35,667 --> 00:06:39,827 I needed the elbow room to get my ball on a stick on. 152 00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:43,000 See, this is your problem. You can't go around 153 00:06:43,083 --> 00:06:45,963 -just getting distracted by everything-- -I get next-ies! 154 00:06:46,625 --> 00:06:49,785 Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no. No one is playing this right now. 155 00:06:49,875 --> 00:06:52,995 Hey! I can have fun and still get ready on time. 156 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:56,423 No. You can't. So go put your coat on, and sit down quietly 157 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,540 -so you don't wrinkle your clothes. -Ugh! 158 00:07:01,667 --> 00:07:04,207 I think you may have been a bit too hard on Lil Wrather. 159 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:07,421 Trust me. You don't understand what that boy is capable of. 160 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:08,960 He just had his coat off. 161 00:07:09,041 --> 00:07:11,501 It's not like he was completely undressed. 162 00:07:14,792 --> 00:07:18,082 You don't think I can have fun, and get ready on time? 163 00:07:18,166 --> 00:07:21,166 I'm gonna prove it. I'm gonna have so much fun, 164 00:07:21,250 --> 00:07:23,960 it'll be pouring out of my fun pits. 165 00:07:25,208 --> 00:07:27,128 Ollie, get back here. 166 00:07:28,792 --> 00:07:30,252 Jonathan, we're gonna need to-- 167 00:07:30,875 --> 00:07:32,075 -(thwacks) -Ow! 168 00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:38,328 All right, Coop, 169 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:41,787 I want you to take your heartache out on this punching bag. 170 00:07:41,875 --> 00:07:45,325 I don't get it, Fred. How can Peyton move on from me so fast? 171 00:07:45,417 --> 00:07:48,207 (gruff voice) It might have to do with your noodle arms. 172 00:07:49,333 --> 00:07:52,423 Whoa. Cooper, you gonna take that from this joker? 173 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:54,000 (phone chimes) 174 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:56,625 What? 175 00:07:56,709 --> 00:07:59,079 She just posted a pic of her and this Jax goober 176 00:07:59,166 --> 00:08:00,666 playing "Zombie Guts." 177 00:08:01,375 --> 00:08:02,665 That was our game. 178 00:08:03,542 --> 00:08:04,672 (grunts) 179 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:07,830 That's it. There is great rage in you. 180 00:08:07,917 --> 00:08:09,577 Use it! 181 00:08:09,667 --> 00:08:11,957 And after this, we move on to the next phase 182 00:08:12,041 --> 00:08:13,711 of getting over a relationship. 183 00:08:13,792 --> 00:08:14,712 Denial? 184 00:08:14,792 --> 00:08:17,382 No. Lying on social media. 185 00:08:17,458 --> 00:08:19,078 You've got to start posting pics 186 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,496 showing how awesome you're doing without her. 187 00:08:22,208 --> 00:08:25,378 That's the lying part. You're a mess. 188 00:08:25,458 --> 00:08:26,878 And that really works? 189 00:08:26,959 --> 00:08:28,789 Yeah. My Gammy taught me all about it. 190 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:32,495 Look at this photo she made of her bungee jumping in Maui 191 00:08:32,583 --> 00:08:34,253 with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. 192 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,830 Her sister was so jealous. 193 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:38,827 Wow. They look happy! 194 00:08:38,917 --> 00:08:42,077 In real life, she was on the couch downing waffles. 195 00:08:42,750 --> 00:08:44,540 Ah, that's why she's holding a fork. 196 00:08:50,917 --> 00:08:53,127 How are we supposed to get your brother ready if we can't find him? 197 00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:56,788 -I have the answer right here. -You play with action figures, too? 198 00:08:56,875 --> 00:08:58,205 We are soul mates. 199 00:08:58,291 --> 00:08:59,421 Oh! 200 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:00,880 No, this is Ollie's. 201 00:09:00,959 --> 00:09:03,169 When he realizes it's missing, he'll come looking. 202 00:09:03,250 --> 00:09:05,000 That's when we pounce. 203 00:09:05,083 --> 00:09:06,713 Ollie: Son of a pickle! 204 00:09:09,792 --> 00:09:13,252 Action Pete! You abandoned your post! 205 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:16,633 You just got yourself two weeks in the shoe box! 206 00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:18,383 Dixon, cut him off! 207 00:09:22,125 --> 00:09:23,415 Gotcha! 208 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:25,250 You set me up. 209 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:27,333 We were blood brothers. 210 00:09:27,417 --> 00:09:30,287 Now I look at you and see nothing. 211 00:09:30,375 --> 00:09:33,325 All right, we're going upstairs and getting dressed. 212 00:09:33,417 --> 00:09:35,127 Jenna: I hate speeches! 213 00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:40,625 (door closes) 214 00:09:40,709 --> 00:09:41,829 Hey, Mama. 215 00:09:41,917 --> 00:09:43,787 (groaning) 216 00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:46,918 That's nice. Is that part of your speech? 217 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,000 Sorry. I'm just really frustrated. 218 00:09:49,083 --> 00:09:51,923 I had it perfect, and now I can't remember how it went. 219 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,880 Please tell me at least Ollie is ready. 220 00:09:53,959 --> 00:09:55,209 She knows. 221 00:09:55,834 --> 00:09:57,084 Knows what? 222 00:09:57,750 --> 00:10:01,250 That Ollie's ready, because I had a job to do, so I did it. 223 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:02,753 (chuckles) Yay, me! 224 00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:06,535 (door closes) 225 00:10:06,625 --> 00:10:07,915 What was that? 226 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,170 It was me. I... 227 00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:11,750 farted. 228 00:10:12,959 --> 00:10:15,079 -He's kidding. -(forced laughter) 229 00:10:15,166 --> 00:10:17,036 (fake laughter continues) 230 00:10:20,375 --> 00:10:22,075 Now, where was I? 231 00:10:23,917 --> 00:10:25,787 Salutations, Mother Wrather. 232 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,075 How fair is thee? 233 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:31,500 Okay, Cami. I really don't have time for whatever this is. 234 00:10:32,083 --> 00:10:35,173 This was left over from our Thanksgiving Would you Wrather. 235 00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:38,250 You said to pull it back, so I pulled it back. 236 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:40,383 I think it fits better with your ancient rules. 237 00:10:40,458 --> 00:10:42,958 Cami, that is not what I meant, and you know it. 238 00:10:43,041 --> 00:10:44,671 Now go change into something normal. 239 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:46,920 What I had on first was normal for a teen, 240 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,790 which I am, remember? 241 00:10:48,875 --> 00:10:52,075 It's kind of hard to remember when you're acting like such a child. 242 00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:54,536 Well, if anyone needs this child before we go, 243 00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:56,325 I'll be off husking some corn, 244 00:10:56,417 --> 00:10:59,167 or milking a goat, or whatever Pilgrims did back then. 245 00:10:59,709 --> 00:11:02,209 Cameron Wrather, I need to work on my speech! 246 00:11:02,417 --> 00:11:05,667 I do not have time to clean up after a goat! 247 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:07,879 (sighs) 248 00:11:09,917 --> 00:11:11,997 All right. Mom says we gotta get ready soon, 249 00:11:12,083 --> 00:11:14,133 so we need to take these pics now. 250 00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:16,878 I need Peyton to see what an awesome life I'm having. 251 00:11:16,959 --> 00:11:21,789 Don't worry. After I've done my thing, this'll look like the best ski vacay ever. 252 00:11:21,875 --> 00:11:24,995 I'll drop in some mountains, and digitally add a roaring fire. 253 00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:26,463 Can you make my muscles pop? 254 00:11:26,542 --> 00:11:29,002 Coop, this is a camera, not a magic wand. 255 00:11:30,625 --> 00:11:32,415 All we need now is the girl. 256 00:11:32,834 --> 00:11:34,544 What girl? I don't have a girl. 257 00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:37,455 Don't worry. My Gammy knows a local model we can use. 258 00:11:37,542 --> 00:11:39,002 She hooked us up. 259 00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:41,083 -(light knocking) -That must be her. 260 00:11:41,166 --> 00:11:42,666 She even knocks pretty. 261 00:11:47,417 --> 00:11:49,497 Which one of you is Cooper? 262 00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:52,541 I'm sorry, and you are? 263 00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:55,455 I'm Ethel. I'm here for the modeling gig. 264 00:11:57,709 --> 00:11:59,539 There must be some kind of mix-up. 265 00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:03,245 My Gammy said she was sending over a professional model. 266 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:08,293 Excuse me, I've done more oatmeal ads than you have IQ points. 267 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,540 Are we shooting or not? 268 00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:13,883 Well, I mean, you're here, 269 00:12:13,959 --> 00:12:15,959 -we're here-- -Fred! 270 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,463 Let's do this! 271 00:12:17,542 --> 00:12:20,212 My hip is telling me that rain's a-comin'. 272 00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:24,581 Lil Wrather? 273 00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:25,747 Lil Wrather? 274 00:12:27,417 --> 00:12:29,747 How little do you think he is? 275 00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:31,384 Okay, I checked the pantry, 276 00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:34,748 and the only thing missing is a bottle of butterscotch. 277 00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:37,084 -What could he do with that? -(door opens) 278 00:12:37,166 --> 00:12:39,456 Make an awesome new 'do! 279 00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:42,168 Got you now, little gnome. 280 00:12:42,709 --> 00:12:43,579 Never! 281 00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:47,330 Butterscotch hair? 282 00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:48,707 That did look like fun. 283 00:12:48,792 --> 00:12:50,422 You wanna rephrase that? 284 00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:53,131 That fun look did? 285 00:12:57,417 --> 00:12:59,037 Annoying, itchy dress! 286 00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:00,825 How did the Pilgrims do it? 287 00:13:01,792 --> 00:13:03,582 Jenna: Cami, can we talk? 288 00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:05,537 Ha! I knew she'd cave. 289 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,881 I just want you to know, you were right. 290 00:13:14,959 --> 00:13:18,129 Everyone in the house should be able to wear what they want. 291 00:13:18,208 --> 00:13:19,958 What am I looking at? 292 00:13:20,041 --> 00:13:21,921 Oh, I'm trying out my new '80s look. 293 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,210 Starting tomorrow, I'm gonna wear this to pick you up from school, 294 00:13:25,291 --> 00:13:28,831 take you to all your dance competitions, and post the occasional video. 295 00:13:28,917 --> 00:13:30,037 You wouldn't. 296 00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:32,575 (in Valley girl voice) Oh, like, I totally would. 297 00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:35,418 (normal voice) Unless you wanna go put on 298 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:37,920 a more appropriate dress for my ceremony. 299 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:41,420 Nope. I'm feeling pretty good about ye olde outfit, here. 300 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:45,750 Mm, tubular, 'cause I feel wicked awesome in mine. 301 00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:46,924 Oh, do you? 302 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,420 Oh, I do. 303 00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,421 That's it. Looking good. 304 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:59,580 Just Coop and his new girl hanging out at a private beach. 305 00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:02,167 -(camera shutter clicking) -Oh, what if I'm pointing? 306 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:04,330 I'm, like, check out that sunset. 307 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,420 -(camera shutter clicks) -Fred: Love that. 308 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:10,130 Now, give your new boo a little smooch on the cheek. 309 00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:14,325 -Cami: Coop? -We're not doing anything weird. 310 00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:16,787 Cooper, 311 00:14:17,417 --> 00:14:19,377 why were you kissing a store mannequin? 312 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:21,248 'Cause he's hit rock bottom. 313 00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:22,713 Clearly, you both have. 314 00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:25,292 Well, Mom won't let me dress like a normal teen, 315 00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:27,125 so I'm trying to prove a point. 316 00:14:27,208 --> 00:14:30,248 That's our Jenna. Always trying to tell us how to dress. 317 00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:33,213 Remember that time she told me to return my jorts? 318 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:36,713 Spoiler alert: I didn't. 319 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,792 (sing-song) Who's excited for summer? 320 00:14:40,709 --> 00:14:43,129 Humph. I'll be in the garage. 321 00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:46,495 Well, we've got 30 minutes until Jenna's event. 322 00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:47,793 I'd better go change. 323 00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:50,665 I'll have your pictures ready tomorrow, say, noon-ish? 324 00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:53,170 -Noon? -...ish. 325 00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,130 I can't wait till then. 326 00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:58,668 I need to do something before Peyton posts more of her and Jax. 327 00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:01,460 You know what? I'll just ask the Wrather-heads for help. 328 00:15:01,542 --> 00:15:03,042 You really wanna do that? 329 00:15:03,125 --> 00:15:05,245 Peyton and Jax could be watching. 330 00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:07,923 -I'll take the hit. -(phone beeps) 331 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,920 Hey, Wratherheads. Here's the deal. 332 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,750 My billionaire model ex-girlfriend 333 00:15:11,834 --> 00:15:13,714 recently moved on with someone else, 334 00:15:13,792 --> 00:15:15,002 -and-- -Dial it back. 335 00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,503 Fine. She's only a millionaire. 336 00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:21,959 Anyway, I want to show her that I've moved on, too, 337 00:15:22,041 --> 00:15:24,581 but I have to do it fast. Any ideas? 338 00:15:25,709 --> 00:15:27,459 -Let it go? -Wrong. 339 00:15:27,542 --> 00:15:29,962 -Beg her to take you back? -Sad. 340 00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:33,325 Post a video saying how great your life is being single? 341 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,290 I think we have a winner. Thanks, guys! 342 00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:39,286 Phew! This takes a lot of pressure off of me. 343 00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:41,665 There was no way I was gonna have those pictures 344 00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:42,960 ready by tomorrow. 345 00:15:45,542 --> 00:15:48,632 -(car horn honks) -Good morrow to you, Mr. Brunell! 346 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,040 Cami, I need to finish my speech. 347 00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:56,245 -This is my final warning. -Sorry. Can't talk right now. 348 00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:59,583 I need to show the neighbors how my mother thinks I should appear in public. 349 00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:02,825 Hey, aren't those kids from your school? 350 00:16:02,917 --> 00:16:04,327 (distant indistinct chatter) 351 00:16:04,417 --> 00:16:07,127 (scoffs) Yes. Why? 352 00:16:09,917 --> 00:16:11,877 ('80s drumbeat plays on keyboard) 353 00:16:11,959 --> 00:16:13,419 ♪ I'm Cami's mom ♪ 354 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:15,040 ♪ And I'm singin' this song ♪ 355 00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:18,495 ♪ Do do do, do do do ♪ 356 00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:20,673 ♪ I'm playing a keytar ♪ 357 00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:22,420 ♪ Nothing rhymes with keytar ♪ 358 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:25,080 (singing off-rhythm) ♪ Do do do, do do do ♪ 359 00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:26,206 Solo! 360 00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:29,673 Salutations, neighbors! 361 00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:31,540 Come get ye old-timey knickers cleaned 362 00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:33,165 from an old-timey family! 363 00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:36,380 ('80s beat plays on keyboard) 364 00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:37,708 ♪ I hope these aren't bills ♪ 365 00:16:37,792 --> 00:16:39,962 ♪ Those give me the chills ♪ 366 00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:42,831 (singing off-rhythm) ♪ Do do do, do do do ♪ 367 00:16:42,917 --> 00:16:44,327 Okay, I cannot do this anymore. 368 00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:47,207 This is way heavier than I remember. (sighs) 369 00:16:48,792 --> 00:16:50,712 Look, if we don't talk this out now, 370 00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,002 it's just gonna get worse. We're both too stubborn. 371 00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:55,713 Something you and I inherited from your grandma. 372 00:16:55,792 --> 00:16:58,712 Let's hope we don't inherit her late-in-life chin hair. 373 00:16:58,792 --> 00:17:00,212 Hey, be nice. 374 00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:02,131 But, boy, I hope you're right. 375 00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:05,665 -Come sit. -(grunts) 376 00:17:10,542 --> 00:17:12,292 Cami, where is all this coming from? 377 00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:14,035 The new look? The makeup? 378 00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:15,745 I've wanted to try it for a while. 379 00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:18,544 I just figured your awards ceremony was the perfect time. 380 00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:21,125 Every other girl in my class wears this stuff. 381 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,378 I don't want to be the only one who isn't growing up. 382 00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:25,458 First, you're not the only one. 383 00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:28,285 Second, you have grown up in lots of ways. 384 00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:31,125 You don't have to change your appearance to prove that. 385 00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:34,538 But Mom, that dress you picked out for me was for a little girl. 386 00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:35,995 I'm not that person anymore. 387 00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:37,883 I liked that dress. 388 00:17:38,917 --> 00:17:42,667 If I posted a picture of me wearing that, I'd be the laughingstock of social media. 389 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:44,000 (sighs) 390 00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:46,173 Look, I get it. Being 13 isn't easy, 391 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:49,750 but you can't let other people sway your every decision. 392 00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:52,253 It's not just that. 393 00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:56,833 I want to be able to express who I am with my own clothing choices. 394 00:17:58,375 --> 00:18:00,995 Okay, you make some decent points. 395 00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:04,293 But you have to remember, this is new territory for me, too. 396 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:07,415 Charlotte was always a bit more conservative. 397 00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:11,710 The most rebellious time in her life was that awkward turtleneck phase. 398 00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:13,671 That was a weird summer. 399 00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:18,541 Well, you are a teenager now, 400 00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:22,035 so maybe I do need to give you a little more fashion freedom. 401 00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:25,455 Great! So that means I can wear my new look to your awards ceremony? 402 00:18:25,542 --> 00:18:28,212 Oh, definitely not. I still get a say in things. 403 00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:29,961 But, how about this? 404 00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:32,633 I won't make any hard and fast rules, 405 00:18:32,709 --> 00:18:35,329 and maybe we can find a place in the middle 406 00:18:35,417 --> 00:18:36,877 that we can both live with? 407 00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:39,955 I guess that sounds fair. 408 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:47,627 I see you went with the bolo. 409 00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:50,039 Obvi. I even brought you one. 410 00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:52,915 Like I always say, it's no fun going bolo... 411 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,170 solo. 412 00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:58,207 -So, did you post your video? -Check it out. 413 00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:00,576 What's up, everybody? 414 00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:02,667 You're probably noticing the big smile. 415 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:05,750 Well, the truth is, I've never been happier. 416 00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:08,964 Now that I'm single, I can hang out with any girl that I want to. 417 00:19:09,041 --> 00:19:11,331 And I have free time to do all the things 418 00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:13,127 that I missed out on, 419 00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:14,828 like learning a new language. 420 00:19:14,917 --> 00:19:17,957 Aloha! That's Hawaiian. (chuckles) 421 00:19:18,041 --> 00:19:20,291 Team Single Life. Peace! 422 00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:23,667 Wow. That'll definitely make Peyton jealous. 423 00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:26,460 Or just drive her further into the chiseled arms of Jax. 424 00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:28,712 Please stop speaking. 425 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:31,252 Are you guys talking about Peyton's older cousin Jax? 426 00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:32,753 Peyton's what? 427 00:19:32,834 --> 00:19:36,084 Cousin. Jax lives in New Mexico, and visited last year. 428 00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:38,746 He came to one of our dance competitions. Pretty cute. 429 00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:44,420 Did you hear that, Cooper? Jax isn't her boyfriend! 430 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,960 Oh, no. Jax isn't her boyfriend. 431 00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:50,455 I pretended to know Hawaiian! 432 00:19:50,542 --> 00:19:52,672 Quick, take down the post before she sees it. 433 00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:53,790 (phone chimes) 434 00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:55,915 -And she saw it. -(low bleep) 435 00:19:56,875 --> 00:19:58,325 And she blocked me. 436 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,583 On the bright side, Ethel sent us an invite 437 00:20:02,667 --> 00:20:04,287 to her water aerobics class. 438 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,035 -Did you find him? -No, and I've looked everywhere. 439 00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:13,035 Mom's gonna be so disappointed in me. 440 00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:14,745 It's gonna ruin her whole night. 441 00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:16,924 Two minutes! Let's get the lead out, people. 442 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,540 Hustle, hustle, hustle! 443 00:20:19,542 --> 00:20:22,002 Charlotte, you look beautiful. 444 00:20:22,083 --> 00:20:24,423 Cami, you look like a lovely young woman. 445 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,790 Thank you, Mom. 446 00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:27,665 Cooper, very handsome. Fred-- 447 00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:29,210 Oops. Almost forgot. 448 00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:35,125 You never disappoint. Charlotte, where's Ollie? 449 00:20:36,834 --> 00:20:38,674 Mom, I have to tell you something. 450 00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:44,133 Ollie, you look fantastic. 451 00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:46,168 What was it you wanted to tell me? 452 00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:47,330 I... 453 00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:49,963 ...farted. 454 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,080 She's kidding. 455 00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:55,206 (both faking laughter) 456 00:20:55,291 --> 00:20:57,291 Well, aren't you two a hoot? 457 00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:00,877 Ollie, you actually got ready on time. 458 00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:03,039 Yep. Told you I could do both. 459 00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:04,745 Well, I'm sorry I doubted you. 460 00:21:04,834 --> 00:21:07,334 And you and Dixon were right. I was being a tad-- 461 00:21:07,417 --> 00:21:08,457 -Nutso? -Whackadoo? 462 00:21:08,542 --> 00:21:10,132 I was gonna say intense. 463 00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:12,711 Well, don't ever change. 464 00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:16,422 It's that quality that's gonna make you super successful. 465 00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:20,040 -Aw! -And one day you're gonna get a sweet car, 466 00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:21,875 a big house, 467 00:21:21,959 --> 00:21:23,829 and I'm gonna live in your garage. 468 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,170 What? 469 00:21:26,709 --> 00:21:28,919 -All right, let's go. -What about your speech? 470 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:29,920 Oh. 471 00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:32,415 It just says, "Thank you." 472 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,170 Yep. Now let's go. 473 00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:45,075 So, how does it feel to win a "Housie"? 474 00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:47,376 It's every girl's dream come true. 475 00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:51,169 Great party. 476 00:21:51,250 --> 00:21:53,790 I really liked those tiny burgers. 477 00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:56,495 -You know those were veggie burgers. -What? 478 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:57,963 I'll sue! 479 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,500 Cheer up, Coop. I already texted Peyton 480 00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:06,543 and explained the misunderstanding. She already unblocked you. 481 00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:08,745 Really? Thanks, Cami. 482 00:22:08,834 --> 00:22:11,384 No problem. But you need to face the fact 483 00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:14,168 that one of these days, she is gonna meet someone else. 484 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:17,170 -You both are. -I know. But it's still hard. 485 00:22:17,959 --> 00:22:19,709 I know what might cheer you up. 486 00:22:19,792 --> 00:22:22,502 Tonight, I got something worth more than any award. 487 00:22:22,583 --> 00:22:25,043 The gift of being surrounded by your loved ones? 488 00:22:25,125 --> 00:22:27,325 (laughs) No! 489 00:22:29,291 --> 00:22:32,421 The use of the boss' luxury lake house for the summer. 490 00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:35,455 Apparently, it's a perk of being the top seller. 491 00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:37,332 So we're going on summer vacation? 492 00:22:37,417 --> 00:22:39,827 I'm breaking out the jorts, baby! 493 00:22:39,917 --> 00:22:41,627 (all cheering) 494 00:22:44,875 --> 00:22:46,285 Coop: Can you make my muscles pop?