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Tonight in
London, we have the night of nights.
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Damn, there is so much talent
in this city.
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The Triple-A Rated
Bodyguard of the Year Awards.
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Who you most excited
to see tonight, Mike?
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Oh, my God, I mean, there is
only one white-hot favorite here, Steve,
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and, you know, this bodyguard
has had the best client list,
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the best
evasive-car maneuvers,
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the best gun-handling skills.
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Christ,
he even has the best hair,
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and he actually insists
his clients wear seat belts.
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He's the bodyguard
that needs no introduction.
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Michael Bryce is
the clear favorite this year.
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The final award for the
Triple-A Bodyguard of the Year.
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And the winner is...
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my personal hero,
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Michael Bryce!
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Yes!
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What?
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Well done, mate.
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Good job, Michael.
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So heavy.
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Whoo!
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Wow. Uh, I just...
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I just want to, um...
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Darius?
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- Kurosawa.
- Michael-san.
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Safe travels.
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Why couldn't you protect me?
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Ticktock, motherfucker.
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And how often
do you have this dream?
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- Just once...
- Oh. Well, that's not too...
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- ...a night.
- Right.
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Mostly when I'm asleep.
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It's what my life
was supposed to be.
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I was the perfect
executive protection agent
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till I lost it all when Darius Kincaid
killed my most important client.
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Darius Kincaid,
is he a relative of yours?
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God, no.
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He's a hitman wanted for, like,
a zillion murders around the world.
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Even took a bullet for him.
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The Bodyguarding Committee,
they wouldn't recognize it.
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Apparently, they don't take
kindly to protecting sociopaths.
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So in two weeks, I have to go
in front of a tribunal
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and try to get my Triple-A
rated license back.
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To deal with the future,
we sometimes have to deal with the past.
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Quite often validation issues
stem from a disapproving father.
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I don't have validation issues.
I have a licensing issue.
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I am a bodyguard
without a license.
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That's like being a belly
dancer without a torso.
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I'm thinking you need to
forget bodyguarding for a while
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and find happiness within.
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Within what?
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Within yourself.
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Happiness in who you are.
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I'm listening.
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Well, first things first,
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I think, uh, all the guns and
violence are weighing on your soul.
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So you need to get away
and clear your mind,
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and then you can find
your future self.
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Wait, wait. Like...
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Like a cool futuristic
bodyguard with super powers?
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No, will you stop...
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Stop thinking
about bodyguarding.
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Do you have
a dream vacation at all?
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I've heard Italy is lovely at this
time of year, so how about Tuscany?
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No, no, no. Not Tuscany. No Tuscany.
Anything but Tuscany.
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Okay, uh, Capri then.
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Capri.
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Like the pants.
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Also, a lot of clients
find it helpful
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writing journal letters
to their future self
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or recording voice memos.
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What if I call him?
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I could leave him voice messages.
I have my phone with me all the time.
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Joanne, this is great.
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I feel like we're making
really great progress here.
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So do I, yeah.
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And don't feel like you need
to check in with me again.
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I mean, this is very much
your journey now.
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- My journey.
- You've graduated therapy.
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Graduated?
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Repeat after me.
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"No bodyguarding."
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N... No...
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Body...
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...bodyguarding.
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- Good. And no guns.
- Hmm.
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No guns.
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Wait. No, no, hold on.
Can I, uh...
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- Can I keep my pen knife though?
- Yeah.
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- It's a very functional tool.
- You can keep your pen knife.
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Just you and your future self
finding happiness within.
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- Future self.
- That's the only two people
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that you need to be protecting
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- right now, okay?
- Right. Yeah. Okay.
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- I can't believe I graduated therapy.
- I know. Congratulations.
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Jesus Christ!
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Fuck.
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After two
years of crippling EU sanctions,
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Greece's economy has spiraled
into free fall,
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causing mass demonstrations,
civil unrest and nationwide strikes.
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We now cross live as the head
of the EU, Mr. Walter Fiscer,
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will announce his decision.
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In four days' time,
at the end of the fiscal year,
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the European Union will
impose further economic
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and financial sanctions
on the nation of Greece.
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There will be no questions.
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We are moving Mr. Fiscer to the
extraction point. Prepare the helicopter.
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Today's
announcement of further sanctions
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has led to mass rioting
on the streets of Athens,
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with thousands of protesters
causing widespread damage...
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Do you know that Greece is the
motherland of civilization?
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She gave the world
art and science,
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culture...
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and tragedy.
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Aristotle,
if this is about the decision...
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- You must reverse it.
- There is no way.
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It was a democratic vote.
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You have suffocated
my country, Mr. Fiscer.
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But mark my words.
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In four days' time,
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at the exact moment your
sanctions will commence,
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all of Europe's
infrastructure will burn.
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Financial markets
will collapse,
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and millions of lives will be lost...
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...while Greece will return
to her rightful place
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as the center
of civilization!
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Hello,
you've reached Michael Bryce.
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Please leave a message
and have a Triple-A day.
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Hey there, future Michael.
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It's today Michael. I'm not
great at first impressions.
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I just want to say that I think you'd be
proud to know that I graduated therapy.
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I'm officially on sabbatical,
and to be honest,
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I don't know why
I didn't do this sooner.
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It's only been 12 hours,
but already the world feels more abundant,
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as if somehow it's been waiting
for me to make this change.
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I think about my license,
and I ask myself,
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"What was I
so worked up about?"
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In fact, for the first time
since Kincaid killed Kurosawa,
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I'm starting to imagine
a life without bodyguarding.
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Or guns or blood.
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I know this sounds crazy,
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but this really feels
like a new beginning...
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Let's go, Breece!
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Hey!
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- What's going on?
- Come on!
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I think I know you.
Don't I know you?
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I'm Sonia Kincaid.
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The mafia took my husband.
We have to go get him.
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No, no, no. I'm not
getting involved in this.
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I'm under strict
psychological orders that...
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How did you find me?
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Where the fuck is he?
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Come on!
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Hold on a second.
Finally, Darius isn't haunting my dreams...
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If you don't help me,
I am gonna put my strap-on on
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and I am gonna fuck your dreams until
they wish they were your nightmares.
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Motherfuckers!
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First of all,
your mouth needs an exorcism.
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Second of all,
why does he need my help?
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He said,
"Get Michael Breece."
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- He said that?
- Yes!
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- I thought he hated me.
- Come on. Let's go!
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You are vile!
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What did he say exactly?
What was Kincaid's tone?
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Who gives a fuck?
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Come on! Let's go!
Get on it! Get on it!
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- Take the gun.
- No, I'm not doing guns right now.
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I got it.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait, wait, wait!
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No, no, no!
There's gotta be a safer way down!
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There's gotta be a safer way down.
Maybe like a switch... Okay.
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Really? Go!
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So where is he?
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They took him from me,
Breece.
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We were gonna go
on our honeymoon.
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We were gonna take
a road trip through Italy.
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I always dreamt of
it, you know?
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Everything was going to be
so romantic, so perfect!
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And then this fucking hijo de puta
cucaracha motherfucker took off
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on the most exciting moment of
our first night of our honeymoon.
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The next thing I know, the phone rings...
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- ...and he's been captured by the mafia.
- Baby, I need help!
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But he's a workaholic,
Breece.
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I know he took
a motherfucking job.
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Well, he is a monster.
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I just want him to provide me
with the stability
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that we need
to start the family.
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Did you say "family"?
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We're trying to have a baby.
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May God have mercy
on our souls.
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We have fucked
so hard and so tenderly,
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- and in so many different places...
- Mmm.
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- ...and positions and...
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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...and I just haven't
gotten pregnant.
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You know what I think the problem is?
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- Biology.
- Yeah.
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- Mi diamante is too tight.
- Your what?
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My pussy,
motherfucker.
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- My pussy is just too tight.
- Oh. Oh.
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And since Dario uses all this
testosterone, he eats macho shit,
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the whiny sperm abort the
mission halfway up my pussy pipe.
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Hi.
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I'm going to be
such a good mother.
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I can't imagine
anyone gooder.
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Do you have pepper spray?
I'm on sabbatical.
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Good evening,
gentlemen.
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Who's that?
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The client
we never get to meet?
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Your concern
is the demonstration.
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So please demonstrate.
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Data junctions are always
encased in tungsten carbide.
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The only thing harder
is diamond.
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There are thousands of data
junctions across Europe,
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each of them located
by classified coordinates.
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The bigger the junction you wish to
hack, the bigger the drill you will need.
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Then it's just a matter
of uploading my virus,
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selecting the radius
of the attack,
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weaponizing everything
connected to the grid.
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Bye-bye.
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Satisfied?
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It's perfect.
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Very.
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Kill them.
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Copy that.
Target locked.
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The city of Zagreb has
woken to absolute chaos this morning
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after a high velocity surge
wiped out its power grid.
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The climbing death toll
has now reached 75.
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Mr. O'Neill.
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Superintendent Crowley.
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With half of Greece
in a state of anarchy,
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I hope you have a very good reason for
pulling me out of a UN Security Summit.
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Goddamn right I do.
Seen the news?
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The damage to the data towers is
in-line with a lightning strike
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and I'm inclined to agree.
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Does this look like the
victim of a lightning strike to you?
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It also looks
like Gunther Von Weber.
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He's wanted in 16 countries for
hacking, infiltrating and undermining
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the world's most secure
cyber systems.
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Where are you going with this?
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My Italian informant Carlo
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specified there was a large-scale
cyber attack in four days.
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Mr. O'Neill,
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you have been warned repeatedly
that it is against protocol
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to deal with unsanctioned
criminal informants.
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Listen, I have been in
Europe for a month, okay?
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The only thing you people do
is watch fucking soccer.
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Not one bar
carries Sam Adams.
249
00:15:04,739 --> 00:15:08,208
So the least you could do was let
me do what we do in Boston, okay?
250
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,677
We work with the bad guys
to get the worst guys.
251
00:15:10,712 --> 00:15:12,880
This was a trial run.
252
00:15:12,914 --> 00:15:16,183
And Carlo has been asked to buy the next
coordinates tomorrow night in Portofino.
253
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,151
All right.
What do you want?
254
00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:20,621
I want an office. I want a SWAT team.
I want an unlimited budget.
255
00:15:20,654 --> 00:15:24,524
And if I solve this case,
I want you to send me back to Boston.
256
00:15:24,558 --> 00:15:27,661
I'll give you 24 hours
and a surveillance van.
257
00:15:29,931 --> 00:15:32,734
- I need a translator.
- You can have mine.
258
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:36,470
Hmm.
259
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,706
- What do they call you?
- Ailso.
260
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:40,674
Asshole?
261
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:42,409
Ailso.
262
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,578
Traditional Scottish name.
263
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:47,749
All right, William Wallace,
warm up the chopper.
264
00:15:47,782 --> 00:15:49,751
We're going to Italy.
265
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:05,666
Darius Kincaid.
266
00:16:07,869 --> 00:16:11,405
A little birdie told me
that you were in town.
267
00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:17,411
Remember me?
Your old pal Carlo.
268
00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:20,347
I remember killing a bunch of
motherfuckers who worked for you.
269
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,683
I remember that too.
270
00:16:22,717 --> 00:16:26,420
Now, I'd like to introduce you
to my friend...
271
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:30,190
...the butcher of Terracina.
272
00:16:36,764 --> 00:16:39,466
This reminds me of the spa
back at the hotel.
273
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,968
Really?
274
00:16:41,002 --> 00:16:42,804
Not at all.
275
00:16:42,837 --> 00:16:46,841
These are the tiny cockheads
that are holding my cucaracha.
276
00:16:46,874 --> 00:16:49,276
Okay,
let's blast this mother...
277
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:50,945
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay. Look. No.
278
00:16:50,978 --> 00:16:53,346
You go in there guns blazing,
279
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:55,850
they're going to get trigger-happy
inside, then it's "bye-bye Darius."
280
00:16:55,883 --> 00:16:59,686
He asked for me. He needs me.
So we're going to do this my way.
281
00:16:59,721 --> 00:17:04,291
That means no killing,
no guns and no blood.
282
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,460
Boring is always best.
Understood?
283
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,596
Of course not. What?
284
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,399
Jesus Christ!
285
00:17:15,870 --> 00:17:17,004
Fuck.
286
00:17:42,596 --> 00:17:44,364
What have you done?
287
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,701
These fuckers got a little bit too fresh.
288
00:17:46,734 --> 00:17:50,470
I specifically said no
killing, no blood and no guns.
289
00:17:51,839 --> 00:17:55,009
- I'm not on sabbatical.
- Where is your shirt?
290
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:02,750
Deal with it!
291
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,987
Baby!
292
00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:03,443
Oh... Hang on.
293
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:06,546
What the fuck
is he doing here?
294
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:10,885
- I believe it's pronounced "thank you."
- For what?
295
00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:13,653
Uh, for saving your life.
Again and again and again.
296
00:19:13,687 --> 00:19:15,522
I never asked you
to save shit!
297
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:20,962
Baby! What in the absolute fuck
is Michael Bryce doing here?
298
00:19:20,995 --> 00:19:25,967
You said,
"Baby, get me Michael Breece!"
299
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,500
What?
300
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:30,470
No! No, no, no. I said...
301
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,973
Baby, I need help.
302
00:19:32,006 --> 00:19:33,440
Get anyone...
303
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:36,476
- ...but Michael Bryce.
- What?
304
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,445
Didn't he save
your cucaracha's ass?
305
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,748
Doesn't mean I got
to be best friends with him.
306
00:19:40,781 --> 00:19:44,684
He is the most annoying
motherfucker on planet Earth.
307
00:19:44,719 --> 00:19:46,419
Excuse me?
308
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:48,688
I have 20/20 hearing.
I can hear you.
309
00:19:48,723 --> 00:19:50,892
The dead guys can hear you.
310
00:19:50,925 --> 00:19:53,861
And what do you mean I'm the most
annoying motherfucker on planet Earth?
311
00:19:53,895 --> 00:19:55,897
How many times have you
nearly got me killed?
312
00:19:55,930 --> 00:19:57,732
Not enough.
313
00:19:57,765 --> 00:19:59,499
Come on, baby.
Let's get out of here
314
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,069
before he starts the in-flight
safety demonstration.
315
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,844
Are you using
pepper spray?
316
00:20:11,212 --> 00:20:12,713
I'm on sabbatical.
317
00:20:13,915 --> 00:20:16,817
And I'm trying to find
my spiritual awa...
318
00:20:16,851 --> 00:20:20,021
Awakening.
319
00:20:24,258 --> 00:20:26,593
Motherfucker!
You wouldn't know chi if...
320
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,029
Hey!
321
00:20:29,764 --> 00:20:31,766
I didn't have to be here,
you know?
322
00:20:32,934 --> 00:20:36,070
I had fresh cucumbers
on my eyes!
323
00:20:36,103 --> 00:20:39,572
I had a linen robe with
an insanely high thread count.
324
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,042
It was like sleeping
in a cloud.
325
00:20:41,075 --> 00:20:43,911
Namaste, motherfucker.
326
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:46,513
Darius?
327
00:20:48,182 --> 00:20:50,251
The hitman,
the bodyguard and the con woman.
328
00:20:50,284 --> 00:20:52,086
You dumb fucks
just killed Carlo,
329
00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:54,855
the informant that was going
to punch my ticket home.
330
00:20:54,889 --> 00:20:56,891
Who the fuck are you?
331
00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:59,693
Interpol Agent Bobby O'Neill.
That's who the fuck I am.
332
00:20:59,727 --> 00:21:02,263
And I know who all three
of you shitheads are.
333
00:21:02,296 --> 00:21:06,801
Michael Bryce, Triple-A rated bodyguard.
Pillar of the community.
334
00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:08,169
Present. Thank you.
335
00:21:08,202 --> 00:21:10,071
Only I know, you lost
your license to protect
336
00:21:10,104 --> 00:21:12,173
when Shotgun Willie there
killed Kurosawa.
337
00:21:12,206 --> 00:21:14,075
- No. That's under review, okay?
- Shotgun Willie?
338
00:21:14,108 --> 00:21:16,210
- Kincaid took that shot...
- Moreover...
339
00:21:18,279 --> 00:21:19,714
you're still
taking clients.
340
00:21:20,147 --> 00:21:22,582
Name one.
341
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:25,685
The Sultan of Mandara.
Brussels.
342
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:29,223
Your Majesty, I'm Michael Bryce,
your executive protective agent.
343
00:21:29,256 --> 00:21:30,725
Get down! Shots fired!
344
00:21:30,758 --> 00:21:32,659
Contact! Contact!
345
00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:34,095
That's a felony, pal.
346
00:21:34,128 --> 00:21:36,696
Fucking Brussels. Fuck!
347
00:21:36,731 --> 00:21:40,101
As for you two, you're looking at
about a billion years in prison.
348
00:21:40,134 --> 00:21:41,902
But today
is your lucky day.
349
00:21:41,936 --> 00:21:44,005
Because instead of going
to the electric chair,
350
00:21:44,038 --> 00:21:46,273
I'm going to give you
a shot at redemption.
351
00:21:46,307 --> 00:21:48,743
Now, I got intel
on the mystery big shot
352
00:21:48,776 --> 00:21:50,911
that's about to launch
a full-scale cyber attack.
353
00:21:50,945 --> 00:21:54,281
Carlo, my now-dead informant,
was gonna buy a hard drive
354
00:21:54,315 --> 00:21:56,150
containing the coordinates
for the attack.
355
00:21:56,183 --> 00:21:58,618
Why are you looking at me?
I didn't touch Carlo.
356
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,888
Thanks to your bloodbath,
that can't happen.
357
00:22:00,921 --> 00:22:04,591
So, you assholes are going to Portofino
and you're going to make the buy instead.
358
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:06,593
Uh, Bob,
uh, quick sidebar?
359
00:22:09,030 --> 00:22:13,666
Listen. Uh, first off,
I am happy to postpone my sabbatical
360
00:22:13,701 --> 00:22:15,803
if it's going to keep me
out of jail.
361
00:22:15,836 --> 00:22:18,739
But I think you should really
reconsider working with these guys...
362
00:22:18,773 --> 00:22:20,141
I don't want to go
to Portofino.
363
00:22:20,174 --> 00:22:23,044
...because they're,
you know, fucking crazy.
364
00:22:25,046 --> 00:22:26,180
Fuck! Wow.
365
00:22:26,213 --> 00:22:28,215
Okay, cum-for-brains.
366
00:22:28,249 --> 00:22:32,353
You are gonna be the goofy bodyguard
for Carlo's British mistress.
367
00:22:32,386 --> 00:22:34,055
While Grumpy Pants here
368
00:22:34,088 --> 00:22:35,622
- makes sure that hard drive gets out.
- Grumpy Pants?
369
00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:37,191
Are we clear?
370
00:22:37,224 --> 00:22:39,093
We can just take
the money and run, baby.
371
00:22:39,126 --> 00:22:40,593
No, I'm tired
of running, Darius.
372
00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:42,763
Ah, Superintendent Crowley.
How nice.
373
00:22:42,797 --> 00:22:44,999
I don't want to go to
Portofino as his bitch!
374
00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:46,300
Did you see how hard
that guy punches?
375
00:22:46,333 --> 00:22:47,735
This was supposed to be
my honeymoon!
376
00:22:50,237 --> 00:22:52,106
What if somebody's
upstairs?
377
00:22:52,139 --> 00:22:53,174
Shut up.
378
00:22:53,941 --> 00:22:56,243
- Okay.
- Change of plans.
379
00:22:56,277 --> 00:22:58,712
There's been a heist at a Trieste
shipping dock, and it could be related.
380
00:22:58,746 --> 00:23:00,748
But that does not change
what's happening here.
381
00:23:00,781 --> 00:23:03,616
Sean Connery here is going to give
you a bunch of money to make the buy.
382
00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:05,853
See that?
It's your buy money.
383
00:23:05,886 --> 00:23:08,155
One dime goes missing,
you try to go AWOL,
384
00:23:08,189 --> 00:23:11,058
and I'm going to slap global Red
fucking Notices on all your asses.
385
00:23:11,092 --> 00:23:13,727
- Oh, no! Not Red Notices.
- Red Notices? What are you doing?
386
00:23:13,761 --> 00:23:15,029
Not on me!
387
00:23:15,062 --> 00:23:17,164
- What is this, a Nokia?
- Listen to me.
388
00:23:17,198 --> 00:23:19,166
- I don't know how to even work this thing.
- Look at me!
389
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,801
- Look at me!
- I'm looking at you.
390
00:23:20,835 --> 00:23:22,803
You stay in close contact
with me, you understand?
391
00:23:22,837 --> 00:23:25,039
- I'll call you all the time.
- Shut up. When I call, you answer.
392
00:23:25,072 --> 00:23:28,042
And you,
resources are kind of low.
393
00:23:28,075 --> 00:23:31,378
I want you to enjoy
your transportation.
394
00:23:32,313 --> 00:23:34,315
Do not fuck this up.
395
00:23:34,348 --> 00:23:35,950
We're definitely going
to fuck this up.
396
00:23:35,983 --> 00:23:37,684
- No, oh, my God!
- He's gonna fuck us up.
397
00:23:37,718 --> 00:23:39,652
Look at the two people
you're saddling me with.
398
00:23:39,686 --> 00:23:41,856
- Get your asses to Portofino!
- There's zero chance
399
00:23:41,889 --> 00:23:44,959
we're making it out of this room.
He may as well hire a brain-damaged kitten
400
00:23:44,992 --> 00:23:46,360
with yarn to get us
out of this thing...
401
00:23:46,393 --> 00:23:47,928
Your fucking
honeymoon is over.
402
00:23:53,167 --> 00:23:56,370
I understand some people
get cold feet on their wedding day.
403
00:23:56,403 --> 00:24:01,375
But I would have never thought that you'd
get cold dick on our honeymoon night!
404
00:24:01,408 --> 00:24:04,044
Baby, baby.
I said I was sorry.
405
00:24:04,078 --> 00:24:06,714
Sorry is not good enough.
I want an explanation.
406
00:24:06,747 --> 00:24:08,681
Where the fuck were you?
407
00:24:08,716 --> 00:24:10,918
Where were you, Darius?
Just tell her.
408
00:24:10,951 --> 00:24:12,153
I took a job, okay?
409
00:24:12,186 --> 00:24:14,054
- Fuck you! Fuck you!
- Hey! Hey, hey!
410
00:24:14,088 --> 00:24:17,224
- Fuck you!
- Perhaps now's a good time
411
00:24:17,258 --> 00:24:19,260
to talk about
the seat belt rule.
412
00:24:19,293 --> 00:24:21,896
Perhaps now's a good time to talk
about the shut-the-fuck-up rule.
413
00:24:21,929 --> 00:24:24,798
I'm just saying it because she's
driving like a crash test dummy.
414
00:24:24,832 --> 00:24:26,400
Do not criticize my wife's
driving, motherfucker.
415
00:24:26,433 --> 00:24:28,235
Hush, hush, hush.
416
00:24:28,269 --> 00:24:30,704
Do you know
what I just realized?
417
00:24:30,738 --> 00:24:34,842
I'm not gonna let you crazy
motherfuckers ruin my shit.
418
00:24:36,477 --> 00:24:38,746
I'll treat this as a lovely
road trip through Italy
419
00:24:38,779 --> 00:24:42,750
- and I'll just pretend that you are still my devoted husband.
- I am!
420
00:24:42,783 --> 00:24:45,452
And you, Breece, you will be...
you will be the human luggage.
421
00:24:45,486 --> 00:24:46,954
Yes.
422
00:24:46,987 --> 00:24:48,956
We are now on honeymoon.
423
00:24:48,989 --> 00:24:50,925
First of all,
it's a mission.
424
00:24:50,958 --> 00:24:53,127
Second of all,
and just so we're clear,
425
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:56,463
I promised my therapist no bodyguarding,
so I'm not protecting either one...
426
00:24:56,497 --> 00:24:57,965
- Ow!
- This is not mission!
427
00:24:57,998 --> 00:24:59,767
- This is honeymoon!
- What the fuck?
428
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,402
Hey! Eyes on road!
429
00:25:01,435 --> 00:25:02,937
Eyes on road!
430
00:25:02,970 --> 00:25:06,440
Babies
need to be created
431
00:25:06,473 --> 00:25:08,809
in a stimulating
environment.
432
00:25:08,842 --> 00:25:14,248
I must be aroused by sightseeing,
shopping, fine dining,
433
00:25:14,281 --> 00:25:16,784
but we are officially
on honeymoon.
434
00:25:16,817 --> 00:25:19,086
- For real? Really?
- Did she say fine dining?
435
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:22,256
Let's not do that, guys.
Let's just focus on the road here.
436
00:25:22,289 --> 00:25:25,159
All right. I got it.
437
00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:28,195
No, it's fine. You guys just...
You guys have at it.
438
00:25:28,229 --> 00:25:29,797
Maybe feather the brake
a bit.
439
00:25:30,497 --> 00:25:32,266
Maybe feather the brake a bit!
440
00:25:36,303 --> 00:25:39,473
- Yo, let me borrow your phone.
- Why'd you lie to her?
441
00:25:39,506 --> 00:25:41,175
The fuck
are you talking about?
442
00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:43,377
You lied to her back there.
You weren't on a job.
443
00:25:43,410 --> 00:25:45,879
And how would you
know that?
444
00:25:45,913 --> 00:25:50,918
Because there's, like, 22 body indications
when somebody lies and you exhibited 40.
445
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:58,359
If you say one word to Sonia about this,
I'll invent new ways to kill your ass.
446
00:25:58,392 --> 00:26:01,795
Wow. You must have done
something really serious, Darius.
447
00:26:01,829 --> 00:26:03,497
Honesty's the best policy.
448
00:26:03,530 --> 00:26:05,833
I don't take relationship advice
from single motherfuckers.
449
00:26:05,866 --> 00:26:08,102
I don't have a calling plan.
Make it quick.
450
00:26:14,842 --> 00:26:16,944
Yeah, I was
just wondering if I could...
451
00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:24,551
I took a job, okay?
452
00:26:27,054 --> 00:26:29,590
Portofino has water views,
which means that it's perfect for us...
453
00:26:29,623 --> 00:26:31,458
- Oh, shit.
- Where are you going?
454
00:26:33,327 --> 00:26:35,863
Sonia! What the fuck?
455
00:26:35,896 --> 00:26:38,198
You better hope that job's
worth it, motherfucker.
456
00:26:38,232 --> 00:26:41,068
- What job?
- Let me do it.
457
00:26:43,304 --> 00:26:45,306
Who the fuck is this?
458
00:26:45,339 --> 00:26:48,242
We have an availability
for Carmen at 2:00 p.m.
459
00:26:48,275 --> 00:26:50,844
Who the fuck
is Carmen?
460
00:26:50,878 --> 00:26:53,981
We have tickets to the opera
Carmen, and you wanted two, no?
461
00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:56,517
I love Carmen!
462
00:26:56,550 --> 00:26:59,987
I love Carmen!
463
00:27:21,909 --> 00:27:25,112
Let's make a baby!
464
00:27:29,950 --> 00:27:31,618
What's that thumping?
I can't... Stop.
465
00:27:34,188 --> 00:27:38,225
Are you people fucking insane?
466
00:27:38,258 --> 00:27:40,394
Hey! Watch your mouth!
467
00:27:40,427 --> 00:27:43,897
I picked you up from the
street, save you from sunstroke,
468
00:27:43,931 --> 00:27:45,232
and now
you're calling me insane?
469
00:27:45,265 --> 00:27:46,967
Sunstroke?
470
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,670
You could go to jail for
leaving a dog in a hot car.
471
00:27:49,704 --> 00:27:52,339
And don't even get me started on
the psychological ramifications
472
00:27:52,373 --> 00:27:54,274
of what I heard
you two doing.
473
00:27:54,308 --> 00:27:56,243
- Oh, goddamn.
- Is that Valentino?
474
00:27:56,276 --> 00:27:57,411
No, it's mine.
475
00:27:57,444 --> 00:27:59,613
Did... Did you spend
the buy money?
476
00:27:59,646 --> 00:28:02,349
Come on. They totally
expect us to spend some of it.
477
00:28:02,383 --> 00:28:05,686
No, no. Obviously,
I'll cover it with my life savings.
478
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,654
I think that's a great idea.
479
00:28:09,990 --> 00:28:11,191
I'm just going to
make a call.
480
00:28:11,225 --> 00:28:13,026
I wish I had
some life savings.
481
00:28:13,060 --> 00:28:14,628
Hello.
You've reached Michael Bryce.
482
00:28:14,661 --> 00:28:16,563
Please leave a message
and have a Triple-A day.
483
00:28:18,599 --> 00:28:22,002
That little mission we're on...
Well, we're way off course.
484
00:28:22,035 --> 00:28:25,639
Can't even see the course anymore.
Or hear it, for that matter.
485
00:28:25,672 --> 00:28:31,178
Uh, my ears are still ringing
from ferocious sexual intercourse
486
00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:34,448
leading to
a rolling quadruple climax.
487
00:28:34,481 --> 00:28:37,651
Anyway, I'm venting.
I don't want to vent to you.
488
00:28:37,684 --> 00:28:40,120
So, I'll catch up
with you later.
489
00:28:40,154 --> 00:28:42,222
Oh, shit!
490
00:28:43,424 --> 00:28:44,992
Who were you talking to?
491
00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:47,628
That's a secret.
492
00:28:47,661 --> 00:28:50,097
- I know your secret.
- You do?
493
00:28:50,130 --> 00:28:53,100
You are so lonely that
you were talking to yourself.
494
00:28:54,001 --> 00:28:55,302
Ha!
495
00:28:55,335 --> 00:28:58,005
Listen, Breece.
You really hurt my feelings.
496
00:28:58,038 --> 00:28:59,707
Do you really think
I am crazy?
497
00:28:59,741 --> 00:29:03,745
No! I think you're
unusually aggressive.
498
00:29:03,778 --> 00:29:06,013
Uh, violent.
But in an unpredictable way.
499
00:29:06,046 --> 00:29:08,682
- I would make a great mother, don't you think?
- I think you... Yes.
500
00:29:08,716 --> 00:29:13,053
Oh, my God, a child would be so
lucky to have you as its host.
501
00:29:15,255 --> 00:29:19,026
Thank you, Breece.
Thank you.
502
00:29:19,059 --> 00:29:23,630
It must be
your powerful asexuality
503
00:29:23,664 --> 00:29:26,133
that makes you
such a good listener.
504
00:29:28,335 --> 00:29:30,705
Let me guess.
Crowley gave us a shit lead.
505
00:29:30,738 --> 00:29:34,341
No one will tell me what was inside.
It was a classified military shipment.
506
00:29:34,374 --> 00:29:36,176
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
507
00:29:36,210 --> 00:29:38,479
What are the fucking odds?
508
00:29:38,512 --> 00:29:40,614
Seems lightning strikes twice.
509
00:29:42,382 --> 00:29:44,117
We need to get
that packing slip.
510
00:29:44,151 --> 00:29:45,986
How would you propose
we do that, Mr. Bobby?
511
00:29:50,157 --> 00:29:51,158
What...
512
00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:02,669
- Jesus, what the fuck are you doing?
- Son of a bitch.
513
00:30:02,704 --> 00:30:04,706
Last time I saw
something like this,
514
00:30:04,739 --> 00:30:07,040
Bruce Willis was drilling
a hole in an asteroid.
515
00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:12,546
Bobby, I'm glad you called.
516
00:30:12,579 --> 00:30:14,515
Listen,
it's a diamond-tipped drill
517
00:30:14,548 --> 00:30:17,084
and I know there's a link,
but this drill was fucking massive.
518
00:30:17,117 --> 00:30:18,452
You were right.
519
00:30:18,485 --> 00:30:20,120
We picked up some chatter
in our Rome office.
520
00:30:20,153 --> 00:30:22,422
The mob are making a buy
in Portofino.
521
00:30:22,456 --> 00:30:25,459
They're purchasing classified
coordinates of a large-scale data grid.
522
00:30:25,492 --> 00:30:27,327
We've got
a surveillance team there...
523
00:30:27,361 --> 00:30:30,464
- We have a team in Portofino?
- Yeah, moving into position now.
524
00:30:30,497 --> 00:30:32,767
- Get the chopper, get the chopper.
- Oh, Bobby.
525
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,502
If this actually turns out
to be what you say it is,
526
00:30:35,536 --> 00:30:38,740
I will personally make sure you
get your transfer back to Boston.
527
00:30:38,773 --> 00:30:40,474
Oh, ma'am,
I can't thank you enough.
528
00:30:40,507 --> 00:30:42,409
Thank you so much.
Thank you, ma'am.
529
00:30:42,442 --> 00:30:44,278
We're going to Portofino!
530
00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:56,824
Let's get into character.
I'm the bodyguard.
531
00:30:56,858 --> 00:30:59,727
Now, let's hear the British
accent of Carlo's mistress.
532
00:30:59,761 --> 00:31:02,296
My British
accent is perfect, you fucking cunt.
533
00:31:02,329 --> 00:31:05,566
Okay, let's skip the British accent and
go straight to being brutally executed.
534
00:31:05,599 --> 00:31:07,668
How's the sight line, D?
535
00:31:07,702 --> 00:31:09,202
Mmm, mmm.
536
00:31:09,236 --> 00:31:11,238
Just protecting my asset.
537
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,175
We're here
to see Vladimir.
538
00:31:17,912 --> 00:31:19,112
I'm the bodyguard.
539
00:31:19,146 --> 00:31:20,581
Security check.
540
00:31:20,614 --> 00:31:23,383
Two minutes out.
541
00:31:25,586 --> 00:31:28,121
Crowley's got a team in place.
We gotta call off the buy.
542
00:31:28,155 --> 00:31:30,490
If she finds out I've got those
shitheads working for me...
543
00:31:39,366 --> 00:31:41,335
- He's not answering the phone.
- Fuck.
544
00:31:41,368 --> 00:31:43,403
What did I tell 'em?
Burn the phone. Pick it up!
545
00:31:43,437 --> 00:31:46,741
- Here you go, sir.
- Thank you very much. Great work.
546
00:31:52,780 --> 00:31:55,515
- Oh, shit.
- What's wrong?
547
00:31:55,549 --> 00:31:57,785
Just a former client
and it's fine. He didn't see me.
548
00:32:02,189 --> 00:32:03,758
You must be Vladimir.
549
00:32:05,559 --> 00:32:07,494
Carlo sends his regards.
550
00:32:07,527 --> 00:32:09,563
He thought I would
attract less attention.
551
00:32:09,596 --> 00:32:12,299
Well, he thought wrong...
552
00:32:12,332 --> 00:32:13,935
...but nobody's complaining.
553
00:32:13,968 --> 00:32:15,669
Son of a bitch.
554
00:32:19,606 --> 00:32:22,643
- You have the security feed yet?
- Getting it now.
555
00:32:22,676 --> 00:32:25,479
Don't move till the buy is made
and they're out of the club.
556
00:32:25,512 --> 00:32:27,581
- There's too many civilians.
- Roger that.
557
00:32:34,388 --> 00:32:39,326
These are the classified coordinates
to the entire European data grid.
558
00:32:40,227 --> 00:32:41,294
Okay?
559
00:32:42,362 --> 00:32:45,900
No, no, no.
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
560
00:32:45,933 --> 00:32:48,568
These are proximity-paired.
561
00:32:50,504 --> 00:32:53,808
Until the buyer's fingerprint
disarms the bracelet,
562
00:32:53,841 --> 00:32:57,377
I suggest you do not let the
briefcase out of five-meter radius
563
00:32:57,411 --> 00:32:59,312
for more than 15 seconds.
564
00:32:59,346 --> 00:33:02,549
If you do, bracelet explodes.
565
00:33:02,582 --> 00:33:04,618
Keep it close.
566
00:33:04,651 --> 00:33:10,357
It would be a shame for that beautiful
face to be disintegrated by TNT.
567
00:33:11,926 --> 00:33:13,728
The fuck?
568
00:33:13,761 --> 00:33:16,329
I should just pop this
motherfucker right now.
569
00:33:16,363 --> 00:33:17,564
Address?
570
00:33:17,597 --> 00:33:19,934
Oh, the delivery address?
In Florence.
571
00:33:19,967 --> 00:33:21,836
Oh, I love Florence.
572
00:33:21,869 --> 00:33:24,271
And I adore culture.
573
00:33:24,304 --> 00:33:28,341
You will deliver to the buyer
tomorrow at the Ludovico Gallery auction.
574
00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:29,977
Michael Bryce!
575
00:33:30,011 --> 00:33:32,612
- You have me confused with someone else.
- No, no, no.
576
00:33:32,646 --> 00:33:35,248
I'd never forget the face of the man
who saved my life in my darkest hour.
577
00:33:35,282 --> 00:33:36,818
- Come on, bro.
- Michael Bryce?
578
00:33:36,851 --> 00:33:39,619
Didn't he lose his license
when Kurosawa was killed?
579
00:33:39,653 --> 00:33:41,823
No, no, no. He's got me
mistaken for someone else.
580
00:33:41,856 --> 00:33:44,859
- It's Michael Bryce!
- For the record, that's pending review.
581
00:33:44,892 --> 00:33:46,293
Fuck off!
582
00:33:46,326 --> 00:33:48,428
Hey, guys,
it's Michael Bryce...
583
00:33:48,462 --> 00:33:53,400
Why would Carlo hire an unlicensed
bodyguard to protect the love of his life?
584
00:33:53,433 --> 00:33:55,435
Right. You're fired.
585
00:33:55,469 --> 00:33:56,536
You're fucking fired!
586
00:33:57,071 --> 00:33:59,539
That's true, baby.
587
00:33:59,573 --> 00:34:02,409
Carlo always has preferred
younger women.
588
00:34:02,442 --> 00:34:03,711
Excuse me?
589
00:34:03,745 --> 00:34:06,680
I've seen him
with a woman in her 30s.
590
00:34:06,714 --> 00:34:08,281
But never this old.
591
00:34:08,315 --> 00:34:11,518
- Never.
- No, no, no. Don't laugh.
592
00:34:20,762 --> 00:34:22,562
- Here it comes.
- Old lady, right?
593
00:34:24,031 --> 00:34:27,068
What
the fuck did you just say?
594
00:34:27,101 --> 00:34:30,604
You finger-licking
shit monkey,
595
00:34:30,637 --> 00:34:34,075
donkey-blowing motherfucker!
596
00:34:39,613 --> 00:34:41,414
That sounded
really Mexican.
597
00:34:41,448 --> 00:34:42,784
Shit.
598
00:34:42,817 --> 00:34:44,752
- Motherfucker.
- We have a problem.
599
00:34:44,786 --> 00:34:47,989
- This is a fucking setup.
- You don't fucking say, vape juice.
600
00:34:48,022 --> 00:34:50,657
Get that case off her.
Get me Carlo on the phone!
601
00:34:50,690 --> 00:34:53,560
And here we go.
602
00:34:53,593 --> 00:34:54,762
Gun!
603
00:35:01,936 --> 00:35:03,938
Shit!
604
00:35:03,971 --> 00:35:05,072
Clear the room!
605
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:07,909
Let's go. Move! Move!
606
00:35:07,942 --> 00:35:10,577
Breece, the gun!
607
00:35:24,992 --> 00:35:26,961
Feel like giving me
a hand, Kincaid?
608
00:35:26,994 --> 00:35:29,030
Triple-A, my ass!
609
00:35:31,933 --> 00:35:34,735
All Interpol agents,
you are authorized. Shoot to kill!
610
00:35:34,769 --> 00:35:37,104
Interpol.
Get the fuck out now.
611
00:35:37,138 --> 00:35:40,007
Shit! Shit!
612
00:35:44,045 --> 00:35:46,580
Breece! Fuck.
613
00:35:46,613 --> 00:35:49,083
Breece, the case. Come on!
614
00:35:51,819 --> 00:35:52,987
Bitch!
615
00:35:59,126 --> 00:36:01,461
Get back! Get out of the way!
616
00:36:07,634 --> 00:36:09,603
Move! Move!
Out of the way!
617
00:36:12,006 --> 00:36:13,774
Say my age.
618
00:36:13,808 --> 00:36:14,876
Oh, no.
619
00:36:18,445 --> 00:36:21,816
Breece, I'm famished.
620
00:36:21,849 --> 00:36:23,516
Shall we go now?
621
00:36:23,550 --> 00:36:24,651
Still Mexican.
622
00:36:30,191 --> 00:36:33,393
Breece!
623
00:36:36,998 --> 00:36:39,499
Get to the fucking dock.
Now!
624
00:36:39,532 --> 00:36:41,635
Breece? Breece?
625
00:36:41,668 --> 00:36:43,704
- Get out of the way!
- Move!
626
00:36:51,478 --> 00:36:52,980
Stay with me, Breece!
627
00:36:53,613 --> 00:36:54,614
This way!
628
00:36:54,648 --> 00:36:55,983
Out of my fucking way, please!
629
00:36:56,017 --> 00:36:57,550
Target heading for the water.
630
00:36:58,886 --> 00:36:59,854
Let's go!
631
00:37:10,064 --> 00:37:13,433
You better say
something nice about my Breece.
632
00:37:15,169 --> 00:37:19,140
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
633
00:37:19,173 --> 00:37:23,610
We will never forget the time
you spent with us.
634
00:37:28,282 --> 00:37:30,517
That was beautiful.
635
00:37:30,550 --> 00:37:32,853
You should've been a priest.
636
00:37:32,887 --> 00:37:35,522
Okay, let's toss his ass in
and bounce.
637
00:37:52,139 --> 00:37:55,608
What in the absolute fuck
is wrong with you people?
638
00:37:55,642 --> 00:37:57,577
We gave you a sea burial.
639
00:37:57,610 --> 00:37:59,880
- A sea burial?
- Well, you didn't have a heartbeat.
640
00:37:59,914 --> 00:38:02,515
I'm wearing Kevlar!
641
00:38:04,051 --> 00:38:05,652
These were your operatives?
642
00:38:05,685 --> 00:38:07,755
I've never seen them before.
643
00:38:07,788 --> 00:38:10,257
Only one number called this phone that
Michael Bryce was in possession of.
644
00:38:10,291 --> 00:38:12,692
- And it was yours.
- We have less than two days
645
00:38:12,727 --> 00:38:14,729
before this attack happens.
Two days!
646
00:38:14,762 --> 00:38:15,830
I gave you a chance.
647
00:38:15,863 --> 00:38:17,865
You went behind my back,
648
00:38:17,898 --> 00:38:21,836
and you employed two criminals
and an unlicensed bodyguard.
649
00:38:21,869 --> 00:38:23,871
And now they're in possession
of critical evidence.
650
00:38:23,904 --> 00:38:25,873
They could be
in on the cyber attack.
651
00:38:25,906 --> 00:38:28,175
Oh, they're not in on the attack, trust me.
They're idiots.
652
00:38:28,209 --> 00:38:30,077
Put out a global Red Notice
on Darius Kincaid,
653
00:38:30,111 --> 00:38:32,179
Sonia Kincaid
and Michael Bryce.
654
00:38:33,147 --> 00:38:34,647
We have a problem.
655
00:38:38,219 --> 00:38:41,588
Three unknown fugitives
escaped with the coordinates.
656
00:38:41,621 --> 00:38:43,124
Interpol were
all over the scene.
657
00:38:43,157 --> 00:38:45,760
Seems that we have a rat.
658
00:38:45,793 --> 00:38:47,627
Get me Carlo on the phone.
659
00:38:49,330 --> 00:38:51,866
Sir, Carlo's dead.
660
00:38:59,006 --> 00:39:01,976
Find the fugitives.
Kill them.
661
00:39:02,743 --> 00:39:04,845
I need the briefcase.
662
00:39:13,888 --> 00:39:15,356
Fuck!
663
00:39:15,389 --> 00:39:17,992
- What's wrong?
- You can't be serious.
664
00:39:18,025 --> 00:39:20,361
- About what?
- My ribs are broken.
665
00:39:20,394 --> 00:39:24,265
I came down with a little case
of 12-gauge shotgun to the chest.
666
00:39:24,298 --> 00:39:25,733
Remember?
667
00:39:25,766 --> 00:39:27,168
Hey, Breece, don't worry.
668
00:39:27,201 --> 00:39:29,602
Sonia's gonna
take care of you.
669
00:39:29,636 --> 00:39:31,005
This will make you
feel better.
670
00:39:31,038 --> 00:39:32,840
- Thank you.
- There you go, baby.
671
00:39:35,209 --> 00:39:38,678
The auction of art works by
the reclusive Greek shipping billionaire
672
00:39:38,712 --> 00:39:40,781
is believed to be the last
of a long line of assets
673
00:39:40,815 --> 00:39:42,883
he's liquidated
outside of his homeland.
674
00:39:42,917 --> 00:39:45,252
It is unknown what his
motivation for selling up in Europe is,
675
00:39:45,286 --> 00:39:48,189
but analysts are calling it
"financial suicide."
676
00:39:48,222 --> 00:39:50,690
Ooh, that is
one hell of a security detail.
677
00:39:51,725 --> 00:39:52,726
Holy shit.
678
00:39:53,294 --> 00:39:55,729
- Magnusson.
- Who?
679
00:39:55,763 --> 00:39:58,232
Only the Triple-A Rated Bodyguard
of the Year, three years in a row.
680
00:39:58,265 --> 00:40:00,367
They give
you motherfuckers awards?
681
00:40:00,401 --> 00:40:03,070
Yes, they give us awards,
and we have conventions and everything.
682
00:40:03,104 --> 00:40:05,072
Ain't no award for hitman.
683
00:40:05,106 --> 00:40:07,108
It's called
lethal injection.
684
00:40:08,275 --> 00:40:10,377
God, look at him.
He's so strong.
685
00:40:10,411 --> 00:40:12,413
Confident.
He's like a panther.
686
00:40:12,446 --> 00:40:14,048
Let me see
this motherfucker.
687
00:40:16,283 --> 00:40:19,019
Oh, shit! Zento!
688
00:40:19,053 --> 00:40:21,822
That is a good motherfucking
hitman right there.
689
00:40:21,856 --> 00:40:23,757
He took a lot of business
from me.
690
00:40:23,791 --> 00:40:26,827
- Find yourself a nest.
- I'm gonna take the tower.
691
00:40:28,062 --> 00:40:30,731
Whoever wants this
briefcase is a serious high roller,
692
00:40:30,764 --> 00:40:34,001
'cause Magnusson's fee
is astronomical.
693
00:40:34,034 --> 00:40:35,236
Releasing the package.
694
00:40:35,269 --> 00:40:36,937
I want everyone on high alert.
695
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,375
And bingo.
696
00:40:42,710 --> 00:40:45,212
Oh. That is awful.
697
00:40:45,246 --> 00:40:49,150
It's like Liberace banged
a set of curtains.
698
00:40:51,185 --> 00:40:52,685
Magnusson.
699
00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:54,421
Three pigeons
on the rooftop.
700
00:40:57,291 --> 00:40:59,860
- They have the stolen briefcase.
- Take the shot.
701
00:41:01,896 --> 00:41:03,696
Oh, shit! Zento! Gun!
702
00:41:05,866 --> 00:41:07,868
- Get Aristotle to safety, now.
- Get down.
703
00:41:10,905 --> 00:41:13,040
Scatter and converge.
Get that case!
704
00:41:17,511 --> 00:41:19,947
They won't know we have
five possible escape routes.
705
00:41:19,980 --> 00:41:21,681
They have
five possible escape routes.
706
00:41:26,053 --> 00:41:27,388
Should've used a decoy.
707
00:41:27,421 --> 00:41:29,023
It appears
they have no decoy, sir.
708
00:41:29,056 --> 00:41:30,424
My God, they're amateurs.
709
00:41:31,091 --> 00:41:32,426
All right, let's go!
710
00:41:32,459 --> 00:41:34,094
Come on!
711
00:41:43,137 --> 00:41:45,239
If you'd listened, we'd have
an extraction vehicle waiting!
712
00:41:45,272 --> 00:41:47,441
These idiots don't even have
an extraction vehicle.
713
00:41:48,275 --> 00:41:49,476
Bryce, get to the van!
714
00:41:50,844 --> 00:41:52,980
Go! Now!
715
00:41:54,215 --> 00:41:55,482
Move it, Bryce!
716
00:41:58,252 --> 00:42:02,056
Magnusson recognized me,
which means he probably knows my moves.
717
00:42:02,089 --> 00:42:04,825
I don't recognize any of these losers.
Shoot to kill!
718
00:42:06,193 --> 00:42:08,262
- Bryce, we gotta go!
- Just a moment!
719
00:42:08,295 --> 00:42:10,164
- Got it. Go!
- Let's go!
720
00:42:24,945 --> 00:42:27,748
Pirate is loose.
Keep it in sight.
721
00:42:29,817 --> 00:42:30,951
Breece, watch out!
722
00:42:36,423 --> 00:42:38,259
Wow.
723
00:42:38,292 --> 00:42:40,828
Wow, this guy's handling
skills are actually incredible.
724
00:42:40,861 --> 00:42:42,997
Steve McQueen
ain't got shit on you.
725
00:42:43,030 --> 00:42:46,333
I think that's the first time you've
ever said anything nice to me.
726
00:42:52,273 --> 00:42:54,308
Bryce! Bryce!
727
00:42:54,341 --> 00:42:57,544
Get in the car,
Darius! Go, go, go!
728
00:42:57,578 --> 00:43:00,981
Bryce, what the fuck?
729
00:43:02,483 --> 00:43:03,984
Move, motherfucker!
730
00:43:04,018 --> 00:43:05,986
Baby, what did you give him?
731
00:43:06,020 --> 00:43:08,956
Just painkillers.
732
00:43:11,292 --> 00:43:12,993
But he's so delicate.
733
00:43:14,328 --> 00:43:16,230
Pirate is flying west.
Keep it in sight.
734
00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:22,569
Oh, no. Not the stairs,
motherfucker!
735
00:43:27,308 --> 00:43:29,543
I'm not wearing a sports bra!
736
00:43:38,952 --> 00:43:41,021
Jesus,
this guy's a lunatic.
737
00:43:42,990 --> 00:43:44,591
This is no fucking honeymoon!
738
00:43:46,527 --> 00:43:49,563
- This is shitty-moon!
- I say we had a pretty great fucking day!
739
00:43:49,596 --> 00:43:52,299
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Shopping.
740
00:43:59,039 --> 00:44:02,943
- Wine tasting, flowers...
- Yeah, with someone else's money!
741
00:44:09,283 --> 00:44:11,418
One bird still remaining in flight.
742
00:44:11,452 --> 00:44:14,355
- Fucking opera.
- And you fell asleep!
743
00:44:16,457 --> 00:44:18,225
Good afternoon.
744
00:44:18,258 --> 00:44:20,594
- I'd like to offer up a cease-fire.
- Oh.
745
00:44:20,627 --> 00:44:23,464
You hand over that briefcase,
and I'll gladly undo that bracelet.
746
00:44:23,497 --> 00:44:24,965
Sure.
747
00:44:25,532 --> 00:44:26,600
Bugger me.
748
00:44:30,504 --> 00:44:32,973
That's the end
of Breece's idol.
749
00:44:33,006 --> 00:44:37,378
Pirate's flying south.
Get the case.
750
00:44:41,982 --> 00:44:42,950
Shit.
751
00:44:50,424 --> 00:44:51,592
Dive!
752
00:44:57,331 --> 00:44:58,365
Dive!
753
00:45:05,606 --> 00:45:06,673
Did we lose 'em?
754
00:45:09,977 --> 00:45:11,979
No, you didn't lose it.
755
00:45:14,047 --> 00:45:15,582
Oh, shit!
756
00:45:26,293 --> 00:45:28,595
Oh, shit!
757
00:45:28,629 --> 00:45:31,965
Sonia, get back in the car!
758
00:45:37,171 --> 00:45:38,472
He's reloading.
Take the wheel.
759
00:45:54,488 --> 00:45:55,689
What are you doing?
760
00:45:55,723 --> 00:45:57,524
- Hang on, baby!
- Dario!
761
00:45:57,558 --> 00:46:00,561
Oh, fuck!
762
00:46:13,775 --> 00:46:17,010
They didn't wear
their seat belts.
763
00:46:17,044 --> 00:46:19,112
The three
fugitives responsible
764
00:46:19,146 --> 00:46:21,114
for a nightclub shoot-out in
Portofino are still on the run...
765
00:46:21,148 --> 00:46:22,583
Phone call
for you, sir.
766
00:46:22,616 --> 00:46:25,052
...and are believed to be hiding
somewhere in Italy.
767
00:46:25,085 --> 00:46:27,020
Sir, I'm sorry
to inform you,
768
00:46:27,054 --> 00:46:29,256
but the three fugitives
managed to escape.
769
00:46:29,289 --> 00:46:32,727
...as police search for international
con woman, Sonia Kincaid, and...
770
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:37,097
When you find them,
I want them alive.
771
00:46:37,130 --> 00:46:42,202
♪ You're
asleep Little Breece ♪
772
00:46:42,236 --> 00:46:46,106
♪ Can you please
Wake the fuck up ♪
773
00:46:46,139 --> 00:46:49,676
♪ In your slumber
Think of Sonia ♪
774
00:46:49,711 --> 00:46:53,113
♪ And the bomb
That's on her wrist ♪
775
00:46:53,146 --> 00:46:54,414
Jesus, fuck!
776
00:46:55,315 --> 00:46:57,785
Hey!
What were those pills?
777
00:46:57,819 --> 00:46:59,219
It's just lithium.
778
00:46:59,686 --> 00:47:01,121
Lithium!
779
00:47:01,154 --> 00:47:03,390
Baby, lithium's
not pain medication.
780
00:47:03,423 --> 00:47:04,759
Breece,
you want some more?
781
00:47:04,792 --> 00:47:07,094
No, don't you come
anywhere near me!
782
00:47:07,694 --> 00:47:09,530
I've had it with you two.
783
00:47:09,563 --> 00:47:13,066
I'm sorry to say this, Sonia,
but you are crazy!
784
00:47:13,100 --> 00:47:15,168
Hey, you can't talk
to my wife that way.
785
00:47:15,202 --> 00:47:18,405
Why not?
She'd make a terrible mother.
786
00:47:18,438 --> 00:47:21,608
I wouldn't leave a Chucky doll
in her care.
787
00:47:21,642 --> 00:47:24,478
You need to apologize
to Sonia right now.
788
00:47:24,511 --> 00:47:26,580
Oh. What, are you
gonna shoot me now?
789
00:47:26,613 --> 00:47:28,415
Father of the year right here!
790
00:47:29,149 --> 00:47:31,218
Can't wait!
791
00:47:31,251 --> 00:47:33,654
Hey, hey, where are you going?
I said, apologize!
792
00:47:33,687 --> 00:47:36,256
Oh, I'm just gonna ride
the lithium out!
793
00:47:36,290 --> 00:47:37,491
Whoo!
794
00:47:38,860 --> 00:47:42,496
Babe, you all right?
795
00:47:45,499 --> 00:47:47,134
I'm great.
796
00:47:47,167 --> 00:47:49,804
Took a bullet for him.
Took a bullet for her.
797
00:47:49,837 --> 00:47:53,674
Yeah, old Bryce is just
everybody's favorite little bullet caddie.
798
00:47:55,676 --> 00:47:59,747
Okay, game on.
799
00:48:00,681 --> 00:48:03,450
Come on. Give me a sign.
800
00:48:04,217 --> 00:48:07,554
Any sign. Please.
801
00:48:07,588 --> 00:48:10,591
Okay, that is a sign,
just not the one I'm looking for.
802
00:48:14,729 --> 00:48:17,732
Anything.
Anything at all!
803
00:48:22,502 --> 00:48:24,438
I see what you're doing.
804
00:48:24,471 --> 00:48:28,508
I... You wanna play ball?
We're gonna play ball!
805
00:48:28,542 --> 00:48:32,179
Our honeymoon
is a delicious fuckery.
806
00:48:32,212 --> 00:48:36,483
I don't have a fetus in my womb,
but I do have a bomb on my wrist.
807
00:48:36,516 --> 00:48:38,385
Hey, I said some
awful stuff back there,
808
00:48:38,418 --> 00:48:41,789
because I was involuntarily
administered lithium.
809
00:48:42,689 --> 00:48:45,492
- Apology accepted.
- I'm not apologizing.
810
00:48:45,525 --> 00:48:47,427
I know someone
who can help us out.
811
00:48:56,971 --> 00:49:00,207
Just like that gun thing,
you can't press doorbells either?
812
00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:05,445
It's just, I haven't spoken to my
father since I lost my license.
813
00:49:05,479 --> 00:49:08,750
Oh, so you're
admitting you're unlicensed?
814
00:49:08,783 --> 00:49:10,484
You don't understand.
815
00:49:13,587 --> 00:49:16,189
He's the greatest bodyguard
who ever lived.
816
00:49:17,290 --> 00:49:20,460
And I'm just me.
817
00:49:20,494 --> 00:49:23,731
What are you doing? What are you doing?
818
00:49:27,802 --> 00:49:28,703
Fuck!
819
00:49:31,538 --> 00:49:32,840
All right.
820
00:49:39,781 --> 00:49:42,817
Mr. Bryce out back.
He chop the wood. It be a moment.
821
00:49:44,451 --> 00:49:46,253
I'll get you some water.
822
00:49:46,286 --> 00:49:51,425
This Triple-A shit
is a family fantasy.
823
00:50:00,300 --> 00:50:01,468
Hey, Papa.
824
00:50:03,503 --> 00:50:05,372
I never imagined I'd be
coming home like this.
825
00:50:05,405 --> 00:50:08,575
I always thought it would be
under, uh, different circumstances.
826
00:50:08,608 --> 00:50:13,346
As I'm sure you know, my, uh...
my license is under review.
827
00:50:15,649 --> 00:50:17,517
I'm sorry for being
such a disgrace.
828
00:50:19,721 --> 00:50:21,756
We really need
your help.
829
00:50:21,789 --> 00:50:25,325
Out there in the world,
830
00:50:25,358 --> 00:50:27,427
you're an unlicensed
protection agent.
831
00:50:27,461 --> 00:50:29,596
But here...
832
00:50:29,629 --> 00:50:33,768
Here, you are my son,
and this is your home.
833
00:50:39,306 --> 00:50:41,776
What the fuck?
834
00:50:43,044 --> 00:50:44,344
Aw.
835
00:50:47,081 --> 00:50:49,683
Just chill.
836
00:50:49,717 --> 00:50:52,285
I'm trying to have a
long-awaited moment with my dad.
837
00:50:52,319 --> 00:50:54,021
I get it. You're freaking out.
838
00:50:54,055 --> 00:50:57,725
- Yeah, he's...
- A legend, yes. That's weird for you.
839
00:50:57,759 --> 00:50:58,926
But to me, he's just Papa.
840
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:00,627
No, I'm freaked out
because...
841
00:51:00,660 --> 00:51:02,830
Because his voice is so
deeply rich in its timbre?
842
00:51:02,864 --> 00:51:04,832
Yes, it's remarkable,
but a lot of people...
843
00:51:04,866 --> 00:51:06,801
No, motherfucker, it's not his voice.
The fact that he's...
844
00:51:06,834 --> 00:51:08,535
He's a published author?
845
00:51:09,737 --> 00:51:12,606
Huh? What is it, Darius?
846
00:51:12,639 --> 00:51:15,076
Spit it out. 'Cause frankly,
it's exhausting
847
00:51:15,109 --> 00:51:16,878
to hear you
beat about the bush.
848
00:51:16,911 --> 00:51:18,345
"Around," Junior.
849
00:51:18,378 --> 00:51:19,646
I'm sorry?
850
00:51:19,679 --> 00:51:22,649
The expression is
"beat around the bush."
851
00:51:22,682 --> 00:51:25,720
- Interesting.
- It's "around."
852
00:51:25,753 --> 00:51:27,722
- Sorry, I'm...
- I know who you are.
853
00:51:28,388 --> 00:51:30,690
I watch the news.
854
00:51:32,860 --> 00:51:34,561
Hello, my dear.
855
00:51:36,097 --> 00:51:38,632
Nice to meet you,
Mr. Breece father.
856
00:51:38,665 --> 00:51:40,768
- My pleasure.
- You have a lovely son.
857
00:51:41,836 --> 00:51:43,603
Can we have it
removed?
858
00:51:43,637 --> 00:51:44,972
Well, we'll do our best.
859
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:47,108
Giuseppe?
860
00:51:47,141 --> 00:51:48,475
Yes, sir?
861
00:51:48,508 --> 00:51:50,577
Make arrangements
for a safe house
862
00:51:50,610 --> 00:51:55,348
and the necessary equipment
to unlink a Ti-47.
863
00:51:57,985 --> 00:52:00,487
When the fuck were you gonna
tell me your dad was Black?
864
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:03,925
Stepdad. And I fail to
see how that's relevant.
865
00:52:03,958 --> 00:52:07,627
Why don't you start seeing with
your heart instead of your hate?
866
00:52:07,661 --> 00:52:09,696
Yeah?
867
00:52:09,730 --> 00:52:12,499
- "Relevant"? "Heart"? "Hate"?
- You know exactly what I'm talking about!
868
00:52:12,532 --> 00:52:14,001
- All right now, boys.
- I'm sorry, Papa.
869
00:52:14,035 --> 00:52:16,804
No bickering
under my roof, okay?
870
00:52:16,838 --> 00:52:18,005
Understood.
871
00:52:18,039 --> 00:52:20,074
- Who's hungry?
- I can eat.
872
00:52:20,107 --> 00:52:24,011
- Okay, good. Hungry?
- A little peckish.
873
00:52:33,988 --> 00:52:39,559
These are all the bullets
Dad's taken for heads of state.
874
00:52:39,593 --> 00:52:42,462
Mmm, impressive.
875
00:52:42,495 --> 00:52:45,498
Nothing like taking a bullet
to make you feel like a man.
876
00:52:45,532 --> 00:52:47,902
Yeah. I've taken 20 myself.
877
00:52:47,935 --> 00:52:49,669
I took a bullet.
878
00:52:50,905 --> 00:52:53,841
- Yeah?
- Yeah, for, uh... for Darius.
879
00:52:53,875 --> 00:52:56,811
I saved his life.
Right, Darius?
880
00:52:56,844 --> 00:52:59,981
Breece took a bullet for
my husband at The Hague.
881
00:53:00,014 --> 00:53:01,849
He was very brave.
882
00:53:01,883 --> 00:53:04,819
Check it out. Right there.
883
00:53:06,220 --> 00:53:08,890
Bryce,
that looks like a freckle.
884
00:53:08,923 --> 00:53:12,026
He also took a shotgun blast for me.
Last night.
885
00:53:12,059 --> 00:53:14,461
Well, actually,
I was wearing Kevlar.
886
00:53:14,494 --> 00:53:18,065
Kevlar? Real Triple-A's
never wear Kevlar.
887
00:53:18,099 --> 00:53:21,135
'Cause, knowing Bryce
and his trusty penknife,
888
00:53:21,168 --> 00:53:24,105
he'll have the danger all taken
care of before it even gets to that.
889
00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:31,212
You laugh, but countless heads of state
have been taken out by the penknife.
890
00:53:31,245 --> 00:53:32,612
No one sees it coming.
891
00:53:33,948 --> 00:53:36,017
Ah, yes.
892
00:53:36,050 --> 00:53:38,185
Elena's gelato.
893
00:53:38,219 --> 00:53:41,722
The best gelato on
this side of the Mediterranean.
894
00:53:44,759 --> 00:53:45,760
Bryce?
895
00:53:47,762 --> 00:53:49,462
Excuse me a moment.
896
00:53:49,496 --> 00:53:50,497
Bryce?
897
00:53:51,498 --> 00:53:52,532
Bryce?
898
00:53:53,267 --> 00:53:54,835
What's wrong with him?
899
00:53:55,269 --> 00:53:56,871
It's the gelato.
900
00:53:58,873 --> 00:54:00,007
I forgot.
901
00:54:00,875 --> 00:54:03,711
- It's a trigger.
- Why?
902
00:54:05,578 --> 00:54:08,849
All of Bryce's
memories are with his mother.
903
00:54:08,883 --> 00:54:13,020
She used to call him
her "little bodyguard."
904
00:54:13,054 --> 00:54:16,857
Every Sunday, she would take
Bryce to the amusement park.
905
00:54:16,891 --> 00:54:20,061
But it wasn't the rides
he was interested in.
906
00:54:20,094 --> 00:54:22,129
It was the gelato.
907
00:54:22,163 --> 00:54:25,766
Then what happened?
Did he choose the wrong flavor?
908
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:27,600
No, my dear.
909
00:54:27,634 --> 00:54:29,937
Fate chose his mother.
910
00:54:29,971 --> 00:54:35,575
To this day, I have no idea why a
full-figured, 290-pound Italian man
911
00:54:35,608 --> 00:54:37,544
wanted to ride
the Paratrooper.
912
00:54:38,545 --> 00:54:39,914
Truth is, I don't want to know.
913
00:54:40,715 --> 00:54:43,184
Some things
are best left unsaid.
914
00:54:46,686 --> 00:54:49,622
And Bryce, well,
he chose to blame himself.
915
00:54:51,225 --> 00:54:52,960
That's why
he loves seat belts.
916
00:54:52,994 --> 00:54:55,930
Still doesn't explain
why he's so annoying.
917
00:54:58,966 --> 00:55:00,167
You're annoying.
918
00:55:11,178 --> 00:55:13,680
Hey. Hi. Hi.
919
00:55:13,714 --> 00:55:15,548
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine. I'm fine.
920
00:55:15,582 --> 00:55:17,885
- Do you want me to push you?
- No, no, no. Thank you.
921
00:55:17,918 --> 00:55:22,823
I just... I cry sometimes
when I'm awake.
922
00:55:22,857 --> 00:55:24,258
So...
923
00:55:24,291 --> 00:55:27,862
Your father told us
what happened to your mother.
924
00:55:27,895 --> 00:55:33,234
If I'd just ordered peach gelato a
minute sooner, she'd still be alive.
925
00:55:33,267 --> 00:55:36,837
- It's my fault. My bad. I get it.
- Oh, no, no, no.
926
00:55:36,871 --> 00:55:39,774
It's not your fault.
You cannot blame yourself.
927
00:55:39,807 --> 00:55:42,609
I mean, it's perfectly normal
to feel guilty.
928
00:55:42,642 --> 00:55:44,945
I understand you
better than you think.
929
00:55:45,678 --> 00:55:48,015
My mother was eaten
by a shark.
930
00:55:50,617 --> 00:55:54,021
You know, seeing your mother
being devoured by a beast...
931
00:55:54,055 --> 00:55:57,224
It can really traumatize you.
More than you can think.
932
00:55:57,258 --> 00:56:02,129
But, my God, has he done
a number on you, honey.
933
00:56:02,163 --> 00:56:07,101
I mean, you are fucked up
in more ways than I can count.
934
00:56:07,134 --> 00:56:08,869
- Now it all makes sense.
- Yeah.
935
00:56:08,903 --> 00:56:11,005
Including your obsession
with my boobs.
936
00:56:11,038 --> 00:56:15,675
What? Did you say with your boobs?
I've never thought about your boobs.
937
00:56:15,709 --> 00:56:17,745
- Not even once.
- Come on.
938
00:56:17,778 --> 00:56:19,914
- You are obsessed with my boobs.
- Okay. Jesus Christ.
939
00:56:19,947 --> 00:56:21,315
All right.
940
00:56:21,348 --> 00:56:24,684
When you saved me,
you very gently cup your hands
941
00:56:24,718 --> 00:56:28,621
and push me by the boobs
to save me from the bullet.
942
00:56:28,655 --> 00:56:30,191
Not a lot of
alternative real estate...
943
00:56:30,224 --> 00:56:33,227
And I could hear the little
boy inside of you screaming,
944
00:56:33,260 --> 00:56:35,796
"Mommy, please don't die.
I need you!"
945
00:56:35,830 --> 00:56:37,364
I don't think that's
what I was screaming.
946
00:56:37,398 --> 00:56:40,367
I don't sound
like that at all.
947
00:56:40,401 --> 00:56:43,304
- If it makes you feel any better...
- It doesn't.
948
00:56:43,337 --> 00:56:47,108
- I cannot eat gelato either.
- Right. Doesn't make me feel better.
949
00:56:47,141 --> 00:56:49,710
- I don't care.
- I'm lactose intolerant.
950
00:56:49,743 --> 00:56:52,645
I still don't care,
so...
951
00:56:52,679 --> 00:56:54,882
I'm gonna head back inside.
952
00:56:54,915 --> 00:56:57,384
I think they're serving,
um, self-esteem.
953
00:56:57,418 --> 00:57:01,956
Okay. Hey, this was great.
It was really, really great.
954
00:57:01,989 --> 00:57:03,390
To get to
the safe house...
955
00:57:03,424 --> 00:57:06,727
Excellent. Excellent.
Thank you very much.
956
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:08,929
So we just go up here
and make a right.
957
00:57:09,897 --> 00:57:10,931
Good news.
958
00:57:12,032 --> 00:57:14,201
My contact says
everything is all set.
959
00:57:14,235 --> 00:57:17,171
We'll have that Ti-47 off
of you in no time.
960
00:57:17,204 --> 00:57:19,807
Meanwhile, I'll sort
everything out with Interpol.
961
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:21,375
- Sonia.
- Okay?
962
00:57:21,408 --> 00:57:23,711
Let's let 'em
have a moment together.
963
00:57:25,079 --> 00:57:26,147
Bryce...
964
00:57:28,415 --> 00:57:29,783
I'm...
965
00:57:31,185 --> 00:57:32,987
sorry about the gelato.
966
00:57:34,822 --> 00:57:36,390
Hey.
967
00:57:36,423 --> 00:57:40,227
Other guys lose their license
and never come back.
968
00:57:40,261 --> 00:57:44,431
Look at you. You're gonna be a hero.
969
00:57:44,465 --> 00:57:47,168
I'll come down to the
safe house and see you
970
00:57:47,201 --> 00:57:49,870
after I've got
some more information.
971
00:57:49,904 --> 00:57:52,473
I will also have a talk
with the review board,
972
00:57:52,506 --> 00:57:54,708
see to it you get
a good hearing.
973
00:57:55,409 --> 00:57:56,710
Thank you.
974
00:57:57,811 --> 00:57:59,780
- Thank you, Dad.
- No worries.
975
00:58:01,448 --> 00:58:07,087
Oh, Bryce, take the Jag.
976
00:58:07,121 --> 00:58:11,025
The Jag? The one I wasn't even
allowed to look at as a kid?
977
00:58:11,058 --> 00:58:13,360
You've earned it.
978
00:58:24,538 --> 00:58:26,507
Damn,
I love this motherfucking car.
979
00:58:26,540 --> 00:58:28,342
- Yeah!
- But you love me more?
980
00:58:28,375 --> 00:58:30,344
- Oh, baby!
- Whoo!
981
00:58:33,113 --> 00:58:36,884
Can we just acknowledge for one
second that not only are we safe,
982
00:58:38,219 --> 00:58:40,454
but I think I'm going to get
my license back.
983
00:58:41,222 --> 00:58:44,124
All because of my father.
984
00:58:44,158 --> 00:58:46,493
I'm so happy for you,
Breece.
985
00:58:48,796 --> 00:58:49,797
Baby...
986
00:58:53,467 --> 00:58:55,970
...there's something I've
been meaning to tell you.
987
00:58:57,104 --> 00:58:58,772
Ah...
988
00:58:58,806 --> 00:59:00,808
- What?
- You know, I think I'm gonna...
989
00:59:00,841 --> 00:59:03,077
I'm gonna join Dad's agency.
990
00:59:03,110 --> 00:59:04,912
Bryce and Son.
991
00:59:05,846 --> 00:59:06,847
That sounds...
992
00:59:08,015 --> 00:59:09,216
A little cottonmouth.
993
00:59:11,051 --> 00:59:13,754
You guys just can't keep
your hands off each...
994
00:59:27,268 --> 00:59:29,136
This feels familiar.
995
00:59:29,169 --> 00:59:31,005
I don't spend that
much time with my head in bags.
996
00:59:31,038 --> 00:59:33,274
Do you think maybe
once you could spot the ambush?
997
00:59:33,307 --> 00:59:35,209
- No.
- Watch my hair, motherfucker.
998
00:59:35,242 --> 00:59:36,477
Oh.
999
00:59:36,510 --> 00:59:40,781
What in the
A-double-money-sign is that?
1000
00:59:49,323 --> 00:59:52,092
Aristotle Papadopolous.
1001
00:59:54,094 --> 00:59:55,262
My darling.
1002
00:59:56,430 --> 00:59:59,533
I thought I had
lost you forever.
1003
00:59:59,566 --> 01:00:02,002
So many sleepless nights.
1004
01:00:02,036 --> 01:00:06,206
So long have I wandered
in a maze of despair.
1005
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:11,011
Uh, anybody want to tell me
what the fuck's going on here?
1006
01:00:12,446 --> 01:00:13,814
Monaco.
1007
01:00:15,282 --> 01:00:17,584
A girl
who had lost her way,
1008
01:00:17,618 --> 01:00:22,289
turning tricks with wealthy
men at craps tables.
1009
01:00:22,323 --> 01:00:26,560
But when she met
a mysterious Greek man,
1010
01:00:26,593 --> 01:00:29,229
he taught her
there was more to life.
1011
01:00:30,531 --> 01:00:32,866
A life of art,
1012
01:00:32,900 --> 01:00:37,905
literature,
dance and passion.
1013
01:00:37,938 --> 01:00:42,609
She learned to appreciate
the finest things in life.
1014
01:00:42,643 --> 01:00:45,212
But when the cheap decking
aboard his mega yacht
1015
01:00:45,245 --> 01:00:47,181
snapped
her beautiful Gucci heel,
1016
01:00:48,382 --> 01:00:52,286
fate took another turn.
1017
01:00:53,354 --> 01:00:55,389
She was found by fishermen.
1018
01:00:55,422 --> 01:00:59,626
She laid in bed for weeks,
and when she finally woke,
1019
01:00:59,660 --> 01:01:02,363
she had amnesia.
1020
01:01:03,464 --> 01:01:06,900
Now, seeing your face,
1021
01:01:06,934 --> 01:01:11,572
and listening to your voice
so closely to my ear,
1022
01:01:11,605 --> 01:01:14,541
it all came rushing
back to me.
1023
01:01:14,575 --> 01:01:17,311
- You've cured me.
- Mmm.
1024
01:01:17,978 --> 01:01:20,214
Can you put the hood
back on?
1025
01:01:20,247 --> 01:01:22,516
You got history
with this motherfucker?
1026
01:01:22,549 --> 01:01:27,921
And if I'd known earlier
it was you who had my case,
1027
01:01:27,955 --> 01:01:33,093
I would've ensured you were
treated like the Aphrodite you are.
1028
01:01:33,127 --> 01:01:35,062
Thank you.
1029
01:01:35,095 --> 01:01:40,934
Have these two brought to Lucas and
Francesco in my torture chamber.
1030
01:01:40,968 --> 01:01:42,536
- It is a fine...
- Torture chamber?
1031
01:01:42,569 --> 01:01:45,272
- Did he say "cha-cha chamber"?
- No, motherfucker, he did not.
1032
01:01:45,305 --> 01:01:48,175
Perhaps one day you'll learn
1033
01:01:48,208 --> 01:01:52,679
that great men don't need to stoop
to vulgarity to express themselves.
1034
01:01:52,714 --> 01:01:54,314
I know how to express
myself, motherfucker.
1035
01:01:54,348 --> 01:01:55,682
- Take them away!
- Believe me.
1036
01:01:55,717 --> 01:01:57,351
I have not begun
to express myself...
1037
01:01:57,384 --> 01:01:59,420
Do we have
separate torture chambers?
1038
01:02:03,123 --> 01:02:06,560
The final piece
of my master plan
1039
01:02:06,593 --> 01:02:11,565
to win justice
for Europe's atrocities.
1040
01:02:11,598 --> 01:02:15,969
Take it to the technology center
and have my yacht prepared.
1041
01:02:26,380 --> 01:02:30,417
Come with me.
I have something to show you.
1042
01:02:39,928 --> 01:02:43,130
The room we dreamed
of building together.
1043
01:02:43,798 --> 01:02:46,033
Oh, Aris.
1044
01:02:48,435 --> 01:02:52,139
You ever think that
maybe she's conning you?
1045
01:02:52,172 --> 01:02:54,208
What?
1046
01:02:54,241 --> 01:02:57,144
I'm just saying, she's a con woman.
That's what con women do.
1047
01:02:57,177 --> 01:03:01,114
Con person? Person?
I don't know how you say that.
1048
01:03:01,148 --> 01:03:03,383
Can you guys come back later?
We're in the middle of a...
1049
01:03:03,417 --> 01:03:05,252
You're gonna tell us
everything you know.
1050
01:03:10,557 --> 01:03:12,727
Oh, my God.
1051
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:14,661
I'm not telling you
a motherf...
1052
01:03:19,333 --> 01:03:21,668
So you never had a family?
1053
01:03:21,703 --> 01:03:24,739
You were
my only true love.
1054
01:03:24,772 --> 01:03:27,441
You have suffered so much.
1055
01:03:27,474 --> 01:03:30,477
You can go all day with that.
1056
01:03:30,511 --> 01:03:33,715
You can electrocute him all day.
It'll only make him angrier.
1057
01:03:36,149 --> 01:03:38,218
Mm-hmm. Yeah, you wait.
1058
01:03:38,252 --> 01:03:40,654
I, on the other hand,
will tell you everything.
1059
01:03:40,687 --> 01:03:42,790
- I'll tell you everything, if you just...
- What? Really?
1060
01:03:42,824 --> 01:03:45,459
Just keep that away... Yes.
Sonia showed up. I was on vacation.
1061
01:03:45,492 --> 01:03:47,528
- She said that Kincaid was in trouble.
- Oh, motherfucker!
1062
01:03:47,561 --> 01:03:49,764
And then Interpol came.
I don't know where those guys came from.
1063
01:03:49,797 --> 01:03:51,331
The guy's name
was Bobby O'Neill.
1064
01:03:51,365 --> 01:03:53,701
Probably Robert O'Neill.
That guy was mean.
1065
01:03:53,735 --> 01:03:55,502
He wanted us to make a buy.
1066
01:03:55,536 --> 01:03:57,204
I don't even know what a buy is.
1067
01:03:57,237 --> 01:03:58,672
That's like a drug thing
or something?
1068
01:04:00,474 --> 01:04:03,410
We got away. We were like,
"That could be anything."
1069
01:04:03,443 --> 01:04:05,412
Is that Francesco or are you...
1070
01:04:06,446 --> 01:04:07,749
Put me down! Let me down!
1071
01:04:10,651 --> 01:04:16,557
It is insensitive of me to show you
this, considering your condition.
1072
01:04:19,326 --> 01:04:20,561
My what?
1073
01:04:20,594 --> 01:04:23,731
Carlo was
an associate of mine.
1074
01:04:23,765 --> 01:04:27,234
When he found your husband,
he was at a fertility clinic.
1075
01:04:28,168 --> 01:04:29,469
A fertility clinic?
1076
01:04:29,503 --> 01:04:34,809
Buying fresh eggs.
I assumed you were barren.
1077
01:04:36,711 --> 01:04:38,780
Sir, we have a situation.
1078
01:04:43,483 --> 01:04:47,421
- Remind me never to tell you shit.
- But we're free, aren't we?
1079
01:04:47,454 --> 01:04:50,157
Yeah. Fuck it.
Let's go save my girl.
1080
01:04:53,193 --> 01:04:55,495
I don't know if I buy
this whole "amnesia" thing.
1081
01:04:55,529 --> 01:04:57,364
You're all of a sudden
hating on Sonia.
1082
01:04:57,397 --> 01:04:59,266
- She fucking loves you.
- I'm not hating on Sonia.
1083
01:04:59,299 --> 01:05:03,170
I'm just saying it just reminds
me of something, you know?
1084
01:05:03,203 --> 01:05:05,840
It's like a book
or a movie or something.
1085
01:05:07,809 --> 01:05:10,477
Please don't fire a gun
in a cave!
1086
01:05:10,510 --> 01:05:12,412
Motherfucker, you didn't get tased.
Shut up!
1087
01:05:14,414 --> 01:05:18,318
I guess we'll
find out what a mace will do.
1088
01:05:18,352 --> 01:05:20,287
Uh, that's decorative,
I think.
1089
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:22,890
What is it? It's gonna drive me crazy.
1090
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:28,629
Overboard.
1091
01:05:28,662 --> 01:05:32,699
Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn. She gets
amnesia. Oh, I feel so much better!
1092
01:05:32,734 --> 01:05:34,836
Oh, bullshit.
1093
01:05:34,869 --> 01:05:36,503
- Oh, shit!
- Scatter.
1094
01:05:36,536 --> 01:05:38,906
I wanted to keep that fucking mace.
1095
01:05:44,311 --> 01:05:46,914
- Sonia! Sonia? Sonia!
- Hey, stop yelling!
1096
01:05:46,948 --> 01:05:48,716
Hey, you're gonna get us
fucking killed.
1097
01:05:48,750 --> 01:05:51,385
- There she is! Sonia!
- No, no, no. Hey, hey hey!
1098
01:05:51,418 --> 01:05:53,520
- I'm coming to get you!
- You lied to me.
1099
01:05:53,553 --> 01:05:56,490
- What?
- The night of our honeymoon.
1100
01:05:56,523 --> 01:05:57,825
You didn't take a job.
1101
01:05:57,859 --> 01:05:59,426
We're really
doing this now?
1102
01:05:59,459 --> 01:06:01,796
You went to a fertility clinic
to buy fresh eggs
1103
01:06:01,829 --> 01:06:03,865
because you think mine
are rotten.
1104
01:06:03,898 --> 01:06:06,834
Baby, you can't buy eggs at a
fertility clinic like a grocery store.
1105
01:06:06,868 --> 01:06:08,870
That motherfucker
is lying to you!
1106
01:06:08,903 --> 01:06:13,941
Do you want a life on the run,
or do you want the stability of a family?
1107
01:06:16,643 --> 01:06:18,780
Goodbye, Darius. It's over.
1108
01:06:18,813 --> 01:06:22,315
- We gotta go. No, we gotta go, Darius.
- Baby, no. No, Sonia!
1109
01:06:22,349 --> 01:06:24,719
- Please!
- Let's go!
1110
01:06:52,814 --> 01:06:55,850
Maybe she's playing him
to play you, like a triple cross.
1111
01:06:55,883 --> 01:06:57,785
There's no triple cross.
1112
01:06:57,819 --> 01:07:00,988
If that's the lifestyle she
wants, and he can give it to her,
1113
01:07:01,022 --> 01:07:02,522
more power to him.
1114
01:07:03,623 --> 01:07:08,996
I got no money in the bank.
Interpol's always in my ass.
1115
01:07:09,030 --> 01:07:11,498
I'm a hitman shooting blanks.
1116
01:07:11,531 --> 01:07:13,433
Wait. Hold on.
Wait. What?
1117
01:07:13,467 --> 01:07:16,971
I got shot in the nuts on a job,
and I never told Sonia about it.
1118
01:07:17,004 --> 01:07:19,006
You don't have testicles?
1119
01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:22,542
No... I mean, yes, yes,
I have testicles.
1120
01:07:22,576 --> 01:07:27,414
The right one, Kool & the Gang.
The left one, fugazi.
1121
01:07:27,447 --> 01:07:30,852
So, my swimmers aren't strong enough
to get across the finish line,
1122
01:07:30,885 --> 01:07:33,788
so I can give Sonia what
she wants most in the world.
1123
01:07:33,821 --> 01:07:36,556
I told you, just be honest with her.
None of this would've happened
1124
01:07:36,590 --> 01:07:38,425
if you were just honest.
1125
01:07:38,458 --> 01:07:41,996
That shit always leads to an
ass-whupping or a jail sentence.
1126
01:07:42,629 --> 01:07:44,799
I'll see you when I see you.
1127
01:07:44,832 --> 01:07:47,702
Where are you going?
1128
01:07:48,668 --> 01:07:49,704
Hey, Darius!
1129
01:07:50,738 --> 01:07:51,671
Darius!
1130
01:07:56,043 --> 01:07:59,714
Dad, there was an ambush, and...
1131
01:08:01,716 --> 01:08:03,751
What's the Jag doing here?
1132
01:08:03,785 --> 01:08:07,054
You are the dumbest
motherfucker I have ever met.
1133
01:08:08,455 --> 01:08:10,590
Wow, that, uh...
1134
01:08:10,624 --> 01:08:14,394
I handle Aristotle's security detail
while he's in Italy, you moron.
1135
01:08:14,427 --> 01:08:16,764
You... You work
for the bad guys?
1136
01:08:16,798 --> 01:08:21,002
A Triple-A puts his clients
ahead of God, family,
1137
01:08:21,035 --> 01:08:23,537
and certainly a pantywaist,
such as yourself.
1138
01:08:23,570 --> 01:08:27,909
You are a cruel son of a...
1139
01:08:29,844 --> 01:08:31,846
- God...
- I would turn you in,
1140
01:08:31,879 --> 01:08:34,614
but that would be an admission
that I think you're a threat.
1141
01:08:34,648 --> 01:08:37,384
Oh, and, Bryce,
I spoke to the review board.
1142
01:08:37,417 --> 01:08:40,721
They agree with me.
You're barred for life.
1143
01:08:40,755 --> 01:08:42,422
Wow.
1144
01:08:42,455 --> 01:08:45,625
Now get off my trash.
You're a stain on my legacy.
1145
01:10:05,940 --> 01:10:11,746
Out of all the gin joints
in all the world, you walk into mine.
1146
01:10:11,779 --> 01:10:14,882
My dad screwed us.
He's Aristotle's head of security.
1147
01:10:14,916 --> 01:10:18,786
Also, he really hates me.
1148
01:10:18,819 --> 01:10:21,521
I owe you an apology,
Kincaid.
1149
01:10:21,554 --> 01:10:24,491
You know, your thing really is
better than my thing.
1150
01:10:24,524 --> 01:10:26,559
No more Mr. Nice Bryce.
1151
01:10:26,593 --> 01:10:29,797
All right? I wanna be a badass, you know?
I wanna be loose!
1152
01:10:29,830 --> 01:10:33,234
Hey, we should do some coke!
1153
01:10:35,136 --> 01:10:39,539
Motherfucker, you would OD on
a baby aspirin and a diet soda.
1154
01:10:39,572 --> 01:10:42,676
I want to speak
to Darius Kincaid, please.
1155
01:10:42,710 --> 01:10:45,179
- Is there a Mr. Kincaid here?
- Who's asking?
1156
01:10:46,881 --> 01:10:49,750
- His fucking wife, motherfucker.
- Your wife.
1157
01:10:49,784 --> 01:10:53,921
What the fuck do you want,
and how the fuck did you find me?
1158
01:10:53,955 --> 01:10:57,024
I found you 'cause
they found you, motherfucker.
1159
01:10:57,058 --> 01:10:59,994
There's a kill team coming your way,
so you better get the fuck out of there.
1160
01:11:00,027 --> 01:11:04,932
And how dare you give me attitude
when I am risking my hot ass over here
1161
01:11:04,966 --> 01:11:06,834
so that we can have
our fucking honeymoon.
1162
01:11:06,867 --> 01:11:09,003
And what about
all that shit in Monaco?
1163
01:11:09,036 --> 01:11:11,005
Oh, come on, Darius.
1164
01:11:11,038 --> 01:11:14,141
Do you know how many men I
conned before you came along?
1165
01:11:15,076 --> 01:11:16,978
I never had amnesia.
1166
01:11:17,011 --> 01:11:18,713
For real?
1167
01:11:18,746 --> 01:11:20,948
How could you think for a second
that I would leave you?
1168
01:11:20,982 --> 01:11:23,784
I can't imagine my life
without you!
1169
01:11:23,818 --> 01:11:25,618
Baby, look.
1170
01:11:25,652 --> 01:11:28,521
I didn't go to a fertility
clinic because of you.
1171
01:11:28,555 --> 01:11:30,224
I think you can't get pregnant
because of me.
1172
01:11:30,257 --> 01:11:33,693
Baby, would've been nice
to have a family.
1173
01:11:33,728 --> 01:11:35,062
We can adopt.
1174
01:11:35,763 --> 01:11:37,630
Oh, yes, baby.
1175
01:11:39,100 --> 01:11:41,736
You will be
the best father, baby.
1176
01:11:41,769 --> 01:11:46,573
I mean, look how good
you've been for Breece,
1177
01:11:46,606 --> 01:11:50,610
this dysfunctional,
abandoned, poor child.
1178
01:11:50,643 --> 01:11:55,682
His father obviously hates him.
I mean, he doesn't have any friends.
1179
01:11:55,716 --> 01:11:59,519
And you, you've been nothing
but a ray of sunlight.
1180
01:12:00,354 --> 01:12:04,992
I love you so much,
Sonia Kincaid.
1181
01:12:05,026 --> 01:12:07,560
And I'm coming
to rescue your ass.
1182
01:12:07,594 --> 01:12:11,165
I love you more than ever,
mi cucaracha.
1183
01:12:11,198 --> 01:12:14,068
But you better hurry
the fuck up.
1184
01:12:14,101 --> 01:12:16,804
He's going to destroy Europe
to save Greece.
1185
01:12:16,837 --> 01:12:20,875
He's drilling into Viareggio's data grid
tomorrow while he escapes on his yacht.
1186
01:12:20,908 --> 01:12:22,343
You have to stop him.
1187
01:12:22,376 --> 01:12:23,978
Get the fuck down!
1188
01:12:24,745 --> 01:12:27,915
Darius? Darius?
1189
01:12:28,849 --> 01:12:33,087
So, how does it feel
to lose the one you love?
1190
01:12:36,656 --> 01:12:39,894
I, for one,
did not sleep.
1191
01:12:41,694 --> 01:12:42,897
Amnesia?
1192
01:12:44,265 --> 01:12:45,933
Really?
1193
01:12:45,966 --> 01:12:49,170
Do you think I haven't seen
the film Overboard?
1194
01:12:49,203 --> 01:12:51,604
Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn.
1195
01:12:53,207 --> 01:12:54,842
A minor classic.
1196
01:12:57,778 --> 01:13:04,617
Well, my security has already
exterminated your cucaracha.
1197
01:13:04,651 --> 01:13:08,289
And you will die alone
and without a family.
1198
01:13:10,758 --> 01:13:15,296
No one in this world
can kill Darius Kincaid.
1199
01:13:15,329 --> 01:13:17,664
That motherfucker
is unkillable.
1200
01:13:21,836 --> 01:13:23,037
Whoo!
1201
01:13:24,772 --> 01:13:27,775
- Oh! Car chase.
- Oh, shit.
1202
01:13:36,283 --> 01:13:39,053
You've reached Michael Bryce. Please
leave a message and have a Triple-A day.
1203
01:13:39,086 --> 01:13:41,654
- Hey, future Mike. It's me.
- Fuck!
1204
01:13:41,688 --> 01:13:44,024
Are you seriously making
a phone call right now?
1205
01:13:44,992 --> 01:13:46,427
Oh, shit!
1206
01:13:46,460 --> 01:13:48,796
I feel like my spiritual
journey is almost complete.
1207
01:13:49,330 --> 01:13:50,931
But now I realize...
1208
01:13:54,869 --> 01:13:56,804
safety's for losers!
1209
01:13:56,837 --> 01:13:58,405
Whoo!
1210
01:13:58,439 --> 01:14:02,076
The old Bryce,
he is long gone.
1211
01:14:04,178 --> 01:14:06,714
And I'm driving
without a seat belt now.
1212
01:14:10,818 --> 01:14:14,288
It's a crazy thing that happens
when you lose everything.
1213
01:14:14,989 --> 01:14:15,990
Oh, shit!
1214
01:14:20,361 --> 01:14:21,962
You got nothing left
to lose.
1215
01:14:28,903 --> 01:14:31,138
You know, it's like
Tim McGraw always says...
1216
01:14:31,172 --> 01:14:32,173
Tim Mc-fucking-who?
1217
01:14:33,207 --> 01:14:35,042
You gotta live
like you were dying.
1218
01:14:44,418 --> 01:14:47,354
That is the lamest shit
I have ever heard in my life.
1219
01:14:49,290 --> 01:14:51,192
Ooh, I'm at
the event horizon, baby.
1220
01:14:51,225 --> 01:14:54,128
- I mean, I feel truly...
- Nobody's after us. Slow down!
1221
01:14:54,161 --> 01:14:55,896
- ...and completely free.
- Bryce.
1222
01:15:03,003 --> 01:15:06,040
It's okay. My knees,
head and skin broke the fall!
1223
01:15:19,954 --> 01:15:21,956
So I'm gonna see my dad,
1224
01:15:21,989 --> 01:15:24,391
and I'm really nervous
1225
01:15:24,425 --> 01:15:28,295
'cause all I want in the world
is for him to be proud of me.
1226
01:15:28,329 --> 01:15:31,799
And I think you, future Michael,
will be proud of me for dealing with this.
1227
01:15:31,832 --> 01:15:34,501
I know I've said a lot of things and...
1228
01:15:36,904 --> 01:15:40,774
Whatever the fuck
this "future Michael" shit is,
1229
01:15:40,808 --> 01:15:42,209
it's got to go.
1230
01:15:42,243 --> 01:15:45,412
You are the "future Michael,"
motherfucker.
1231
01:15:45,446 --> 01:15:48,115
My dad called me
a stain on his legacy.
1232
01:15:48,148 --> 01:15:50,851
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Look, I get it.
1233
01:15:50,884 --> 01:15:54,989
You are a fuck-up, okay?
You got some fucking issues.
1234
01:15:55,022 --> 01:15:57,057
But you can't allow
a motherfucker
1235
01:15:57,091 --> 01:16:00,294
you share not one drop of
DNA with to define you.
1236
01:16:08,168 --> 01:16:11,338
Something I've been meaning to tell you.
When I got clipped in the nuts...
1237
01:16:13,307 --> 01:16:14,775
it happened in Brussels.
1238
01:16:16,010 --> 01:16:17,978
Brussels?
1239
01:16:18,012 --> 01:16:19,980
I'm Michael Bryce,
your executive protection agent.
1240
01:16:20,014 --> 01:16:22,383
- Get down! Shots fired! Shots fired!
- Contact! Contact!
1241
01:16:27,154 --> 01:16:29,290
Mother...
1242
01:16:29,323 --> 01:16:32,526
I'm the one who shot you in the nuts,
and you never thought to tell me that?
1243
01:16:32,559 --> 01:16:34,862
That's a W for me.
That's a big L for you.
1244
01:16:34,895 --> 01:16:36,530
It was a ricochet.
1245
01:16:36,563 --> 01:16:38,599
- Ricochet, my ass, motherfucker.
- Ricochets don't count
1246
01:16:38,632 --> 01:16:41,068
- unless you call them, motherfucker.
- Take the L. Take the L!
1247
01:16:44,238 --> 01:16:48,008
Despite the fact
you get on my last nerve,
1248
01:16:48,042 --> 01:16:50,244
you're a pretty good
fucking bodyguard.
1249
01:16:51,912 --> 01:16:54,181
I'm never getting my license back.
That's over.
1250
01:16:54,214 --> 01:16:55,816
You don't need a license.
1251
01:16:58,552 --> 01:17:00,120
What do bodyguards do?
1252
01:17:02,222 --> 01:17:03,991
They protect people?
1253
01:17:04,024 --> 01:17:07,394
And the whole of Europe needs
your protection right now.
1254
01:17:08,395 --> 01:17:09,997
Now repeat after me.
1255
01:17:10,030 --> 01:17:14,168
"I'm unlicensed
and I don't give a fuck."
1256
01:17:14,201 --> 01:17:17,905
I'm unlicensed and that's terrible.
That's...
1257
01:17:21,041 --> 01:17:22,142
Again?
1258
01:17:23,510 --> 01:17:26,880
I'm unlicensed
and I don't give a fuck.
1259
01:17:27,548 --> 01:17:29,216
Louder.
1260
01:17:29,249 --> 01:17:31,151
I'm unlicensed
and I don't give a fuck.
1261
01:17:31,185 --> 01:17:32,953
Robust!
1262
01:17:32,986 --> 01:17:36,890
I'm unlicensed
and I don't give a fuck!
1263
01:17:36,924 --> 01:17:39,526
Now let's go do what we do
and fuck some shit up.
1264
01:17:39,560 --> 01:17:41,628
Let's go
fuck some shit up!
1265
01:17:41,662 --> 01:17:44,331
- Don't move! Put your hands on your head!
- Nope! Wasn't touching it.
1266
01:17:44,365 --> 01:17:46,467
We're telling you the truth.
1267
01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:50,404
Sonia told Kincaid Aristotle is drilling
into the data junction at Viareggio.
1268
01:17:50,437 --> 01:17:52,439
He's gonna upload the virus
in an hour.
1269
01:17:52,473 --> 01:17:54,308
Aristotle's too influential.
We'll never get a warrant in time.
1270
01:17:54,341 --> 01:17:56,410
- Let us take him down.
- Come on!
1271
01:17:56,443 --> 01:18:01,148
We just got reports of drilling at a
location in the center of Viareggio.
1272
01:18:01,181 --> 01:18:03,150
What assets do we have
on the ground in that region?
1273
01:18:03,183 --> 01:18:04,918
The closest agent
is Bobby O'Neill.
1274
01:18:04,952 --> 01:18:07,454
Perhaps this time,
we do things the Boston way.
1275
01:18:07,488 --> 01:18:10,424
Fine. Alert all local forces
and send them to that drill.
1276
01:18:10,457 --> 01:18:13,093
We've also located his mega yacht
fleeing for international waters.
1277
01:18:13,127 --> 01:18:14,595
Christ's sakes.
1278
01:18:14,628 --> 01:18:16,463
Don't be the government
agent in the documentary
1279
01:18:16,497 --> 01:18:18,699
who has all the info on the bad
guy, then lets him go anyway.
1280
01:18:18,733 --> 01:18:20,100
Don't be that guy.
1281
01:18:20,134 --> 01:18:22,569
- Woman.
- I think that's implied.
1282
01:18:26,206 --> 01:18:28,008
What do you need
to stop Aristotle?
1283
01:18:28,041 --> 01:18:29,410
We need boats.
1284
01:18:30,310 --> 01:18:31,478
And we need guns.
1285
01:18:32,747 --> 01:18:34,681
That's my motherfucking
bodyguard.
1286
01:18:34,716 --> 01:18:37,117
- And we need them.
- What?
1287
01:18:40,587 --> 01:18:41,989
What are your names?
1288
01:18:42,022 --> 01:18:43,424
- Gary.
- Johan.
1289
01:18:43,457 --> 01:18:48,162
Gary, Johan, are you ready
to get your fuck on?
1290
01:18:53,133 --> 01:18:55,068
- What?
- That came out wrong.
1291
01:18:55,102 --> 01:18:58,706
Not together. With us.
That also came out wrong.
1292
01:18:58,740 --> 01:19:01,642
You're gonna get your fuck on
in an action context.
1293
01:19:16,657 --> 01:19:20,427
We have visual of the hitman and the
bodyguard leaving port in a speedboat.
1294
01:19:20,461 --> 01:19:22,529
Deploy level 1 security.
1295
01:19:22,563 --> 01:19:25,299
Go, go, go!
1296
01:19:35,275 --> 01:19:37,377
Hey, Gary,
I think we're outnumbered!
1297
01:19:37,411 --> 01:19:39,580
No fucking shit, Johan!
1298
01:19:56,096 --> 01:19:58,131
God, I hope Gary and Johan
are okay.
1299
01:19:58,165 --> 01:20:00,100
How the fuck can they
even think that's us?
1300
01:20:00,133 --> 01:20:02,469
Those motherfuckers
didn't hit nobody!
1301
01:20:02,503 --> 01:20:06,607
Well, it's called a decoy, Darius.
Bodyguarding 101.
1302
01:20:06,640 --> 01:20:09,142
My dad's gonna have three levels
of security. That was the first.
1303
01:20:09,176 --> 01:20:11,445
- Boring!
- Well, boring is always best.
1304
01:20:11,478 --> 01:20:14,147
- Get the fuck outta here.
- I will turn this boat around!
1305
01:20:16,718 --> 01:20:19,686
We're 30 seconds
out from Viareggio.
1306
01:20:19,721 --> 01:20:22,222
- Copy that.
- If we don't stop the drill,
1307
01:20:22,256 --> 01:20:24,691
they'll upload the virus
and wipe out Europe.
1308
01:20:31,198 --> 01:20:32,800
Get down, get down!
On the ground!
1309
01:20:32,834 --> 01:20:36,403
Get down, get down!
Everybody down! Everybody down!
1310
01:20:36,436 --> 01:20:38,205
Shut up! Shut up!
1311
01:20:38,238 --> 01:20:40,207
Stop! Stop! Stop! He says
they're building pipes.
1312
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:42,744
Pipes? What kind of pipes?
What kind of pipes?
1313
01:20:42,777 --> 01:20:44,746
- Wait, this isn't a data junction.
- What?
1314
01:20:44,779 --> 01:20:47,147
This is a high-pressure
sewage line.
1315
01:20:47,180 --> 01:20:49,817
Are you telling me that we've sent all
our resources to the wrong location?
1316
01:20:49,851 --> 01:20:52,252
The site manager here is
telling me the type of drill
1317
01:20:52,286 --> 01:20:54,856
that was stolen from the dock
is a deep-sea drill.
1318
01:20:54,889 --> 01:20:57,524
They're not drilling on land.
They're drilling in the ocean.
1319
01:20:57,558 --> 01:21:01,461
It ain't Viareggio, the town.
It's Viareggio, the ocean trench.
1320
01:21:01,495 --> 01:21:04,866
And guess what's down there...
Europe's central data junction.
1321
01:21:04,899 --> 01:21:07,134
What? What does that mean?
1322
01:21:07,167 --> 01:21:11,438
It means the fate of Europe is in the
hands of a hitman and a bodyguard.
1323
01:21:16,610 --> 01:21:19,179
Deploying the drill now, sir.
1324
01:21:21,582 --> 01:21:23,317
Drill head descending.
1325
01:21:25,319 --> 01:21:26,687
One hundred meters.
1326
01:21:31,926 --> 01:21:35,797
First, you are going
to watch Europe burn,
1327
01:21:35,830 --> 01:21:39,734
and then I am going
to dump you at sea.
1328
01:21:39,767 --> 01:21:43,470
But this time
without the necklace.
1329
01:21:50,845 --> 01:21:53,647
There's no one here.
The boat is empty.
1330
01:21:53,680 --> 01:21:55,817
Buongiorno, motherfucker.
1331
01:21:55,850 --> 01:21:58,853
Decoys.
Works every time.
1332
01:21:58,886 --> 01:22:01,388
Didn't you say there were
several layers of security?
1333
01:22:01,421 --> 01:22:03,190
Level 2 is going
to be much more...
1334
01:22:05,793 --> 01:22:08,662
Attention!
We have you completely surrounded.
1335
01:22:08,695 --> 01:22:11,398
There is absolutely
no chance of...
1336
01:22:15,770 --> 01:22:17,705
Not very practical.
1337
01:22:17,739 --> 01:22:20,240
Well, can't we skip a couple of
levels, get to the hard shit?
1338
01:22:20,273 --> 01:22:21,274
Sure.
1339
01:22:23,845 --> 01:22:26,446
Sir,
we have visual of the data junction.
1340
01:22:26,480 --> 01:22:28,916
You take the upper.
I'll take the lower.
1341
01:22:52,272 --> 01:22:54,675
That's funny. Your father told
me you weren't using guns.
1342
01:22:54,709 --> 01:22:56,811
Sabbatical's over.
1343
01:22:56,844 --> 01:22:58,946
Now give me back my gun.
1344
01:22:59,947 --> 01:23:02,649
What sort of witchcraft
is that?
1345
01:23:10,892 --> 01:23:13,193
Fuck!
1346
01:23:19,834 --> 01:23:24,204
All right, you ready
for the show, huh? Huh?
1347
01:23:25,773 --> 01:23:27,641
Fuck!
1348
01:23:27,674 --> 01:23:29,977
That's okay.
They can be terribly slippery.
1349
01:23:42,456 --> 01:23:44,792
Sir, we've made contact
with the data junction.
1350
01:23:46,359 --> 01:23:48,730
Initiating drill sequence.
1351
01:23:57,972 --> 01:24:00,041
Slight scratch.
1352
01:24:00,074 --> 01:24:01,374
Slight splash!
1353
01:24:01,408 --> 01:24:02,844
Oh, shit!
1354
01:24:02,877 --> 01:24:05,345
Magnum .44 has six rounds.
1355
01:24:05,378 --> 01:24:09,483
- You have only one left, cock fossil!
- Fuck!
1356
01:24:10,450 --> 01:24:11,919
I can see around corners!
1357
01:24:14,956 --> 01:24:18,692
Through walls and sofas.
1358
01:24:19,727 --> 01:24:22,029
Even your heat signature
looks old.
1359
01:24:23,765 --> 01:24:26,399
Kiss my...
1360
01:24:41,949 --> 01:24:44,618
Nope.
1361
01:24:44,651 --> 01:24:46,721
Nope!
1362
01:24:50,992 --> 01:24:55,629
You're lucky.
You're lucky I love this song.
1363
01:25:01,035 --> 01:25:03,905
Data junction compromised.
Commence upload of virus.
1364
01:25:05,672 --> 01:25:07,909
Virus upload initiated.
1365
01:25:07,942 --> 01:25:11,012
Estimated time:
six minutes.
1366
01:25:15,716 --> 01:25:18,953
Sir, it appears that Level 1
were chasing a decoy.
1367
01:25:18,986 --> 01:25:21,889
Magnusson and Zento will take care of it.
1368
01:25:33,466 --> 01:25:34,735
Kill her.
1369
01:25:37,537 --> 01:25:40,340
Come out, hitman!
1370
01:25:54,421 --> 01:25:55,689
Oh!
1371
01:26:02,930 --> 01:26:07,667
Virus-upload
time remaining: five minutes.
1372
01:26:07,702 --> 01:26:10,570
Say hello
to my little filos.
1373
01:26:10,604 --> 01:26:14,942
As his bodyguard,
I strongly advise you put the gun down.
1374
01:26:17,211 --> 01:26:21,716
As his bodyguard,
I strongly advise you to put the gun down.
1375
01:26:21,749 --> 01:26:23,617
I can't do that.
1376
01:26:24,785 --> 01:26:29,156
One phone call,
and the review board renews your license.
1377
01:26:29,190 --> 01:26:31,424
It's what you've
always wanted, son.
1378
01:26:34,661 --> 01:26:36,696
He's my friend.
1379
01:26:36,731 --> 01:26:39,100
He's my best friend. My BFF.
1380
01:26:40,768 --> 01:26:41,903
That's
"Best Friends Forever."
1381
01:26:50,011 --> 01:26:54,115
- Virus-upload time remaining: 4 minutes.
- Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!
1382
01:26:54,148 --> 01:26:55,548
Are you wearing Kevlar?
1383
01:27:01,488 --> 01:27:05,625
Of course I'm wearing Kevlar.
I'm a 90-year-old man, Bryce.
1384
01:27:05,659 --> 01:27:08,963
What were all those stories about then?
Jesus...
1385
01:27:08,996 --> 01:27:11,698
That was just to boost book sales.
1386
01:27:26,781 --> 01:27:28,783
Time to die,
you old cow.
1387
01:27:43,563 --> 01:27:45,833
Your father's got you right
where he wants you now, kid.
1388
01:27:45,866 --> 01:27:47,702
You're so spry.
1389
01:27:47,735 --> 01:27:51,138
Virus-upload
time remaining: three minutes.
1390
01:27:51,172 --> 01:27:52,974
Forget your training,
Junior?
1391
01:27:54,308 --> 01:27:56,143
You forget
who trained me.
1392
01:28:06,087 --> 01:28:07,855
Motherfucker!
1393
01:28:22,635 --> 01:28:25,973
Guess we're at a stalemate.
1394
01:28:27,975 --> 01:28:29,710
I guess not.
1395
01:28:29,744 --> 01:28:33,613
Hello, darling.
Did you finish the con woman?
1396
01:28:33,646 --> 01:28:39,020
Her last words were that she had
something in common with her husband.
1397
01:28:39,053 --> 01:28:41,956
We're both
fucking unkillable.
1398
01:28:43,858 --> 01:28:46,994
Virus upload.
Two minutes.
1399
01:28:47,028 --> 01:28:50,697
Triple-A always has three.
Any last words?
1400
01:28:50,731 --> 01:28:53,000
Penknife's
a very versatile tool.
1401
01:28:54,068 --> 01:28:55,535
No one sees it coming.
1402
01:28:59,639 --> 01:29:03,676
You motherfuckers!
1403
01:29:03,711 --> 01:29:07,614
That's right, Papa Dickless.
1404
01:29:07,647 --> 01:29:11,085
You gotta earn the right
to call us "motherfuckers."
1405
01:29:11,118 --> 01:29:14,221
- Motherfucker!
- Motherfucker!
1406
01:29:14,255 --> 01:29:19,226
Virus-upload time remaining:
50 seconds.
1407
01:29:24,098 --> 01:29:25,166
Not bad.
1408
01:29:26,200 --> 01:29:27,634
But you failed.
1409
01:29:27,667 --> 01:29:29,804
Virus-upload time remaining:
40 seconds.
1410
01:29:29,837 --> 01:29:31,305
There's gotta be a way
to shut this down.
1411
01:29:31,338 --> 01:29:34,875
His ship is rigged to explode
if you stop the virus.
1412
01:29:34,909 --> 01:29:39,146
Save yourself or save Europe.
Which is it gonna be, Bryce?
1413
01:29:41,715 --> 01:29:45,953
- Peach gelato or lavender fig?
- Thirty seconds.
1414
01:29:47,922 --> 01:29:48,989
I love you.
1415
01:29:49,023 --> 01:29:52,592
Run!
1416
01:30:15,282 --> 01:30:18,219
The hitman, the bodyguard
and the con woman.
1417
01:30:18,252 --> 01:30:20,287
You assholes
look like shit.
1418
01:30:20,321 --> 01:30:22,990
Don't talk to us like that,
you cheesy fuck.
1419
01:30:23,023 --> 01:30:25,993
- We're not your bitches anymore.
- Relax.
1420
01:30:26,026 --> 01:30:29,230
- I got you your little yacht for your honeymoon.
- All right.
1421
01:30:29,263 --> 01:30:33,400
But you're still wanted,
so until Interpol clears up the legals,
1422
01:30:33,434 --> 01:30:36,237
I need all three of you on that
yacht for the next 48 hours.
1423
01:30:36,270 --> 01:30:37,838
Are we clear?
1424
01:30:37,872 --> 01:30:40,107
No.
Uh, Bob, quick sidebar.
1425
01:30:40,141 --> 01:30:42,977
- No fucking sidebar or I'll punch you in your face.
- Okay.
1426
01:30:43,010 --> 01:30:44,211
Fuck it.
1427
01:30:46,847 --> 01:30:49,016
- And?
- Are you serious about that?
1428
01:30:49,049 --> 01:30:50,217
Deadly.
1429
01:30:50,251 --> 01:30:52,253
You are sicker fucks
than I thought.
1430
01:30:53,220 --> 01:30:55,990
Here, you. Sign there.
1431
01:30:56,023 --> 01:30:58,125
Wait, what is this?
This is...
1432
01:30:58,159 --> 01:30:59,994
Hold on a second.
You...
1433
01:31:01,262 --> 01:31:04,064
You guys got my license back?
1434
01:31:04,098 --> 01:31:06,734
- Come on!
- I'll let her explain.
1435
01:31:08,502 --> 01:31:10,838
Enjoy your honeymoon,
shitheads.
1436
01:31:11,872 --> 01:31:15,342
Oh, Breece.
1437
01:31:15,376 --> 01:31:17,244
Thank you.
1438
01:31:22,082 --> 01:31:23,884
What's she doing?
1439
01:31:32,059 --> 01:31:33,894
My baby cucaracha,
1440
01:31:35,029 --> 01:31:37,364
you just signed
the adoption papers.
1441
01:31:37,398 --> 01:31:40,134
- The what?
- The adoption papers.
1442
01:31:40,167 --> 01:31:42,970
You are now our son!
1443
01:31:44,505 --> 01:31:46,340
- Wait, what the fuck?
- What the fuck?
1444
01:32:15,536 --> 01:32:17,371
Hello, you've reached
Michael Bryce.
1445
01:32:17,404 --> 01:32:19,807
Please leave a message
and have a Triple-A day.
1446
01:32:19,840 --> 01:32:22,109
Really?
That's your voice mail?
1447
01:32:22,142 --> 01:32:25,913
Listen, it turns out it's gonna take more
time to get your asses un-Red-Noticed,
1448
01:32:25,946 --> 01:32:28,182
so I need you on that yacht
for at least another month.
1449
01:32:28,215 --> 01:32:30,050
You know what? Maybe two.
1450
01:32:30,084 --> 01:32:34,021
Anyway, enjoy your sabbatical.
And say hi to your mom and dad.
1451
01:32:34,054 --> 01:32:38,092
But don't call me.
Ever! Like, never ever!
1452
01:32:38,125 --> 01:32:39,560
Oh, Darius!
1453
01:32:39,593 --> 01:32:41,562
- Oh, baby.
- Darius, we finally get to make love...
1454
01:32:41,595 --> 01:32:44,064
- Oh, shit!
- ...just for the sake of fucking.
1455
01:32:44,098 --> 01:32:46,967
We don't have to worry
about having a baby.
1456
01:32:47,001 --> 01:32:49,403
- We have our little Breece.
- Oh, baby, that's it!
1457
01:32:49,436 --> 01:32:52,840
What are you doing?
Oh, my God!
1458
01:32:52,873 --> 01:32:55,042
Sonia, what are you doing?
What's that...
1459
01:32:55,075 --> 01:32:57,911
Oh, baby, that hip moving.
Oh, that's new pussy!
1460
01:32:57,945 --> 01:33:01,548
- New pussy!
- Oh, mi cucaracha!