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Mr. Iglesias was recorded
in front of a live studio audience.

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Whoo!

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Happy January, everybody!

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Oh, man,
it feels so good to be back together.

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Can I get a witness?

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Can I get a hallelujah?

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Hallelujah!

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Did we have a good Christmas?

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My Christmas was terrible.

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Amazon sent me exactly what I wanted!

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- How is that terrible?
- I didn't tell anyone what I wanted, man!

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Well, I got a lot of presents

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to wrap,

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working at Lola's Dress Barn.

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Ooh, Lola's, I love their commercials.

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Yee-haw!

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Welcome back, kids.

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How Is my ministry of history?

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Can I get a pal-elujah?

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Y'all did so well last semester.

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I can't believe
my Academic Decathlon champs

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came from what Carlos called
the "dum-dum room."

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Dum-dum room?

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Hey, we're smart.

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I took a BuzzFeed IQ test,

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and they said I'm qualified
to be a dogcatcher.

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Mikey, you stay off those BuzzFeed tests.

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I took a "Which Member of Destiny's Child
Are You?" quiz.

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Yeah, Kelly Rowland, my ass.

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Anyway, I am so proud of you

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and this big-hearted genius right here.

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He's done so well with you.

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He's got you on track to go to college.

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Yeah, and Mr. Iglesias
doesn't even grade us on a curve,

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but I grade on curves,
and you are getting an A+.

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I don't know whether to suspend Walter

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or hire him as my publicist.

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Um...

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- Well, keep up the good work, y'all!
- Ditto!

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Look, your principal has high expectations
for you, as do I!

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Starting now, everything counts.

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The fun part of school is officially over.

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What?

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The first ten-and-a-half years
were the fun part?

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Oh, man.

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Second semester sophomore year
seems a little late to start trying.

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I've had a 4.0 since kindergarten.

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Nerd alert!

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Look, school, up to this point,
was just to prepare you

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for the next phase of your life.

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Phase? Don't tell me
there's another puberty coming!

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It's just college.

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But first, there's an endless series
of culturally biased standardized tests,

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like the PSATs, SATs, ACTs...

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Really all the Ts.

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So, uh, who's excited?

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Who else?

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Look, you're all smart enough
to go to college.

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Plus, you're gonna have me in your corner,

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like Burgess Meredith in the Rocky movies.

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Who's Burgess Meredith?

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Rocky's trainer.

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Okay, well, who's Rocky?

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Mr. Iglesias, let me put this
in young people's terms, OK?

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If Creed is Instagram,

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Rocky is a postcard from your grandmom.
You feel me?

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- You guys wanna hear the funny voice?
- Yes!

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Okay... All right, Rock,
I want you to get in there.

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I want you to give it to 'em.

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You're gonna get hit with SATs, PSATs

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a bunch of Ts.

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You gotta apply yourself,

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as many applications as you can
till your hands fall off.

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But I love my hands!

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Mikey

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it's a metaphor.

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I don't care if it's a meta-four,
a meta-five or a six!

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It sounds scary!

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It's not scary till it's Metamucil.

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Whoo!

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Hey, Abby. So why did you leave
my New Year party so early?

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Because I was the only one there.

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Hey, everyone I invited was there.

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Yeah, know what would be a really great
New Year's resolution for you?

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Less creepy.

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Hey, Gaber! How's first day back going?

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Not great.

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You know,
I tried to inspire my homeroom class,

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and I think I scared Mikey
with my Rocky speech.

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A$AP Rocky?

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You did listen to my mixtape.

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All of my speeches scare kids.

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Yeah, they scare adults too.

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How do you un-scare a kid?

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Ooh! Ooh! You give him the hiccups.

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I saw that! That's a violation!

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I'm writing you up!

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Ugh, Carlos!

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That's one voice
I did not miss over the break.

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Yeah. Makes my wife Gertrude's
caterwauling sound mellifluous.

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Hey, listen, guys, I got a special trick
for dealing with Carlos. Just watch.

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I see another Christmas has come and gone,
and someone has not gotten long pants.

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Yep, still no pantalones from Panta-claus.

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Panta-claus!

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Oh, that is hysterical.

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I am so happy to be back!

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Miss Spencer, no!
Don't encourage his juvenile high jinks.

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So, Carlos, uh...
how's the drama department?

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Oh, Gabriel, it's glorious!

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Introducing young minds
to the power of theater.

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Such a gift, and not just for me,
but for them too.

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Would you mind sharing
some of your gift with us right now?

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Ha! Sir, you have me at a disadvantage.
Gabriel, I don't have anything prepared.

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Life

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is but a walking shadow.

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A poor player that struts

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and frets his hour upon the stage,

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and then is heard no more.

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It is a tale told by an idiot!

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Yeah, it is.

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Full of sound and fury, signifying.

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Nothing!

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Hear, hear!

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- Did you guys see that?
- You turned off his D-bag switch!

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Yeah!

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That was amazing!

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Would it work on Tony?

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Yeah, even Panta-claus can't help him.

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Hey, listen, I'm... I'm really sorry
about this morning's pep talk.

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It's just that I'm so confident
you're all gonna go to college,

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I... I forget you might not be
as confident in yourselves.

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But you will be.

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I know I'mma be just fine, Mr. Iglesias.

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Ah, look at that. I'm back!

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That's right. Like that poem says,
"I am walking right beside you."

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And when you look down

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and see only one set of footprints
in the sand,

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they'll be mine

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"because I will be carrying you."

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My grandma has that poster
in her bathroom.

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My abuelita just has a picture
of the Virgin Mary in a Raiders jersey.

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Respect.

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No need to carry me, Mr. Iglesias.

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I got a plan.

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Oh, a plan.

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Check out Plan-tonio Plan-deras over here!

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I'm turning 16 next month.

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That's not a plan, Mikey.

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That's just math.

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Yup,

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and I'm dropping out.

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Respect.

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No! No! No! No respect!

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Look, what are you thinking?

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No hard road to college for this guy.

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My cousin, Little Cricket,

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says he can get me a job
working at the Amazon Fulfillment Center.

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Mikey, we've had this conversation before.

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What did I tell you about listening
to relatives named after insects?

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Okay, no crickets, no spiders,
no scorpions, la mosca, that's the...

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You can't give up on yourself.
You haven't even started trying.

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Hey, I may not be good at everything,
but if there's one thing I'm great at,

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it's giving up on myself.

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Balboa down! Balboa down!

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Ya gotta get up!

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What's the matter with you?

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Balboa, that's Rocky's last name?

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You win,
we're watching the movie tomorrow.

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Oh! How is my favorite teacher?

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Hmm... Gabriel's having lunch on the quad.

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He is awfully nice.

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Yeah, well, speaking of nice,

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are you enjoying the new Carlos
as much as the rest of us?

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More.

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The administrative wing
has never been so peaceful.

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- Mm-hmm.
- It's just me,

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my deaf geriatric secretary,
and the World Wide Web.

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Unfortunately,
no kids have signed up for his class.

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Hard to believe
no one wants to play dress-up

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with the high school po-po.

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Well, I need every teacher
to tell their kids to sign up.

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Oh, come on now. I like my students.

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You like them so much
you wanna get stuck with the old Carlos?

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Give me the clipboard.

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There you are!

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Jesus, Joseph, and Mary!
The hell are you doing here?

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- Mr. Hayward, I need your help.
- Oh, lucky me!

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Look, I was trying to inspire my class
about going to college,

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and I scared Mikey, and now
he wants to drop out of high school.

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Mikey?

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Oh, no, not Mikey!

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Which one is Mikey?

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Never mind, listen.

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Life's decisions can be hard,

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and kids aren't always equipped
to handle it.

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They need help,
and I've got just the answer.

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Ooh! A chart!

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Are you familiar
with the Japanese concept of ikigai?

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Uh, no, but a waitress once called Tony
an icky guy.

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Well, ikigai is a way
to find your life's purpose...

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- Hmm.
- And it's made up of four concepts.

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What you're great at, what you love,
what the world needs,

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and what you get paid for.

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Yeah, that's why I'm glad
you steered me away from stand-up comedy.

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No money in it.

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I picked up this little philosophy
when I was stationed in Japan.

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Picked up something else there too, but

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what happens in Okinawa stays in Okinawa.

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Yeah, thank God for that, huh?

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This circle will help your students

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find the things
that will make their lives fulfilling.

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And right here,
where it all comes together, that, that

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is your life's purpose.

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Mr. Hayward,
you... you know the kind of learner I am.

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I'm... I'm gonna need
a really good example.

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Well, what about
the acclaimed novelist Toni Morrison?

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What about The Rock?

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Dwayne Johnson,
Gertrude's celebrity hall pass.

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Yeah, good call.

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He's a great wrestler and actor.

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- Clearly, he loves what he's doing.
- Mmm.

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He gets paid a lot for it,
but does the world need him?

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Well, unless you want
the Fast and the Furious franchise

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to end at nine movies.

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And... he is a college graduate.

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Exactly!

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Your students don't need to know
what their life's purpose is right now.

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They just need to understand
that college will help them find it.

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Thanks, Mr. Hayward.

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Uh... I'm gonna need to be borrowing this.

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Are you gonna show it to 'em
or smack 'em with it?

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Oh, Mr. Hayward,
I miss being in your class.

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Tony,
it is so inspiring teaching the kids

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how much Martin Luther King Jr.
Did for this country.

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He's still doing stuff!

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Three-day weekend in January?

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I love that guy.

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Ms. Spencer, we don't pay you to chitchat,
we pay you to teach.

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Mr. Ochoa,

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not sure why we pay you at all.

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A-boom!

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Hey, Carlos, I'm so curious
about what play you're gonna be teaching.

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So many incredible choices, right?

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To sleep perchance to dream.
Hamlet!

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To dream the impossible dream.
Man of La Mancha.

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Meow. Cats.

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Bidi bidi bom bom. Selena.

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Huzzah to both of you.

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You know, it's not really chitchat
if you're learning.

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So why don't I teach you guys

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00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:47,892
a basic acting exercise
that I like to call The Mirror?

252
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:50,936
Ooh, I love mirrors. I'm so great at them!

253
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,272
You ready?

254
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,776
Mirror my movements.

255
00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,194
Slowly.

256
00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:03,657
Simply at first, until we become one.

257
00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:06,075
Whoa!

258
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,453
Can I lead?

259
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,331
You already are.

260
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:27,973
What in the name of black baby Jesus
are you doing?

261
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:29,975
We're acting.

262
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:36,524
Dwayne Johnson was arrested in his teens.

263
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:37,983
Yeah, we all done dirt.

264
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:41,946
True, but then he went to college.

265
00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:45,616
University of Miami!

266
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:50,120
Hurricane warning, category five!

267
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,748
Easy there, Hurricane Grace.

268
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,584
Sorry, I'm a fan.

269
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:57,086
Me too.

270
00:13:57,169 --> 00:14:02,383
So four years after graduating,
he won his first pro wrestling title belt.

271
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:04,301
Real belt, fake sport.

272
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:07,637
How dare you?

273
00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:10,432
Four years after that,

274
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:13,894
he had the number one grossing movie
in the world!

275
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:15,311
Titanic?

276
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:20,150
My point is by going to college,

277
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:23,279
Dwayne Johnson found his center.

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00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,447
- His ikigai.
- Exactly.

279
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,784
Where the four major food groups
of fulfillment meet,

280
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,663
right here in the warm, creamy center.

281
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,208
Oh, does it work with all famous people?

282
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,669
Here, let me try my dreadlock savior,
Bob Marley.

283
00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:42,631
Look, here's the thing, Walt,
Bob Marley didn't go to college.

284
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,550
Only his poster did.

285
00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:47,970
Bob loved reggae.

286
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:49,054
He was great at it.

287
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,515
The world definitely needs it,
and he got rich.

288
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:54,268
Best part of all,
he was high as hell the whole time.

289
00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:58,813
I gotta drive.

290
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,318
Wow, it really works.

291
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:04,612
What about self-made billionaire
Kylie Jenner?

292
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:07,031
What about
acclaimed novelist Toni Morrison?

293
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:10,492
You guys are missing Mr. Iglesias' point.

294
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,703
Bob Marley
and Kylie Jenner are successful,

295
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:14,246
but they didn't go to college.

296
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,664
Thank you, Marisol.

297
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,042
Look, there are different paths
for different people.

298
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:21,253
Did you consider any other paths,
Mr. Iglesias?

299
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:23,422
This ain't about me.

300
00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:27,468
Mikey, why don't you come
and give it a shot

301
00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:29,345
with the Amazon Fulfillment Center?

302
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,847
Okay, let's see.

303
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,600
Well, I hate Amazon.

304
00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:38,020
I'm allergic to boxes.

305
00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:42,232
The world doesn't really need it,
and the pay is terrible.

306
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:44,902
Is that it? Did I find my ikigai?

307
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:51,200
No, but, uh, college will help you find
the Mikey Fulfillment Center.

308
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:52,617
Wait, hold on.

309
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,079
So what about
professional Fortnite player?

310
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:58,666
Mikey, just because
you put the word professional

311
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,210
in front of something
doesn't make it a real career.

312
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,753
Worked for wrestling.

313
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,050
We're gonna have a talk.

314
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:12,096
I... I love gaming. I'm great at it.

315
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:13,430
The world needs it,

316
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:16,558
and the Fortnite World Cup winner
just won four million bucks!

317
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:18,227
I think this is it.

318
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,813
I found my true calling.
Hey, thank you, Mr. Iglesias.

319
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:25,734
Wait, I get it.
Ikigai is Japanese for "college blows!"

320
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:31,031
Hey guys, look, I went to college,
and it worked out great for me!

321
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,533
- Did it?
- Yeah, I mean,

322
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:35,035
it just sent you back to the high school
you went to.

323
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,330
Yeah, and you're still here.

324
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,586
I would...
I would recommend looking at this diagram.

325
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:51,135
And you know, like, doing some
real soul-searching, Mr. Iglesias.

326
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:55,097
I could set you up with Little Cricket.

327
00:16:58,225 --> 00:16:59,225
Iki-bye!

328
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:04,023
Let me guess... That's not how you thought
that was gonna go.

329
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:07,109
No! I was trying to help them
find their true calling,

330
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:08,944
and now... now I'm questioning mine!

331
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:13,532
Where you going?

332
00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:15,701
To go get some advice from a wise man.

333
00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:17,703
Mr. Hayward's gone for the day.

334
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:19,580
Tony it is.

335
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:26,795
Your pep talk scared Mikey,

336
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,630
your apology for the pep talk bombed,

337
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,175
and then you convinced him
that college was stupid?

338
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,512
You know what the worst part is?

339
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:37,848
Is that I put myself
through that stupid chart

340
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:39,683
to see if I was living my life's purpose.

341
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:43,103
Well, based on today,
I'd say you definitely are not.

342
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,272
I know.

343
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:46,815
Do I love teaching?

344
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:48,609
I thought I did.

345
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,194
Am I good at it?

346
00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:51,737
Ah, not today.

347
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,154
Do I get paid?

348
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,199
Every other Tuesday, and not a lot.

349
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,452
Does the world need it?

350
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,121
Well, not if these kids
don't wanna go to college.

351
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:02,845
They don't need somebody to help prepare.

352
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,750
So I've been doing it right all along.

353
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:07,669
I thought I loved teaching,

354
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:10,589
but, uh, maybe I was just so focused
on being good at it,

355
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:12,883
I never considered any other options.

356
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:16,970
I hear you. If I were to follow my dream
of becoming a professional break-dancer,

357
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,515
I could be divorced from J-Lo.

358
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,977
Man, I could've been an architect.

359
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:28,065
Remember when I built that Taj Mahal
out of egg cartons and Tapatio bottles?

360
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,026
Of course. The Tajín Mahal.

361
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:32,903
Remember when we were young?

362
00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:34,906
We thought the only way
we're gonna see the world

363
00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:36,740
was to become flight attendants.

364
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,993
- Get up, get, up, get up.
- All right.

365
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:43,831
Attention, passengers.

366
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:47,501
For your safety,
please fasten your seat belts,

367
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:50,212
and note the emergency exits.

368
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,465
If you're traveling with an infant,

369
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:56,718
you've officially ruined this trip
for the rest of us.

370
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,597
Hey, what about for our cousins?

371
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:10,357
It's party time, baby!

372
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,317
With a tequila!

373
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:14,987
Whoo!

374
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:19,408
- Oh, man!
- Ahh!

375
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,243
Wow, man,
you really did miss your calling.

376
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,369
Yeah, I know.

377
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:25,455
And I feel like there's so many
life options I never really considered.

378
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:28,917
And I owe it to myself to figure out
what they are before it's too late.

379
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,979
Well, maybe you should come with me
to the job fair this weekend.

380
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,380
Job fair? You're looking for a new gig?

381
00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:35,841
No, but there's a ton
of needy women there.

382
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,719
And when I wear my tie
and carry a clipboard,

383
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:40,387
they think I'm hiring.

384
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:43,724
Great.
Now I'm gonna have to keep an eye on you.

385
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,894
Otherwise, we're gonna be having
these conversations through plexiglass.

386
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:50,439
Oh, I am so good at this game, bro.

387
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:51,523
Come on, get up.

388
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:54,401
Mirror my movement.

389
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:04,494
Y'all keep playing patty-cake,
I'mma start drug testing!

390
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,251
Hey, um, Mr. Iglesias.

391
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,128
- You got a sec?
- Sure.

392
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,922
I'm having little bit of a crisis.

393
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,632
You and me both.

394
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:20,177
Okay. Me first.

395
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,224
I entered a Fortnite tournament,

396
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:27,434
and I got crushed.

397
00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:30,557
You know, Fortnite's the only thing
I'm good at, and I'm not even good at it.

398
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,691
Look, Mikey,
Fortnite might be your passion now,

399
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,193
but it's not gonna be forever.

400
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:39,076
I mean, remember when you were
all obsessed with those fidget spinners?

401
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,365
Now my collection is worthless!

402
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:45,160
Look, Mikey, the beauty of college is
it's gonna give you time

403
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,204
to figure out what you love more
than video games.

404
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,581
Like what?
So far, all I've learned in high school

405
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,875
is that I struggle in every subject
but history.

406
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,086
Maybe it's the only subject
you really like.

407
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:55,963
Oh, no. I... I hate history.

408
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:03,053
American history, family history,

409
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:04,846
credit history.

410
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,432
- It's all terrible.
- Yeah.

411
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:08,517
Worst of all,

412
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,102
browser history.

413
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:14,648
Those are the only cookies I don't like.

414
00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:17,401
You know, the crazy part is

415
00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:18,819
I like history when you teach it.

416
00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:20,320
- Hmm.
- I just...

417
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,507
I got freaked out when you told us
about this tough stretch coming up.

418
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:25,534
Yeah, and I got freaked out
when I saw how freaked out you were.

419
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:27,536
We're both freaking out, Mr. Iglesias!

420
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,706
- What are we gonna do?
- I don't know, scream?

421
00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:31,789
Ah!

422
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,876
You always make me laugh.

423
00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:37,629
I don't know what I'd do without you.

424
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:43,135
Well, not gonna find out yet
because, uh, I'm not going anywhere.

425
00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:47,264
You convinced me
that I'm right where I'm supposed to be.

426
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:49,348
So thank you.

427
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:53,020
Hey, you're welcome,
and I wasn't even trying to do that.

428
00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:58,233
Mr. Iglesias.

429
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,694
Good news, I changed my mind,
I do want to go to college.

430
00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:03,280
- Oh, because of what we talked about?
- Nope.

431
00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:06,533
Turns out there's a college in Santa Cruz
with no grades, coed dorms,

432
00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:08,827
and hacky sack is a varsity sport.

433
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:11,913
Go Banana Slugs!

434
00:22:13,623 --> 00:22:16,293
You were born to be a teacher,
Mr. Iglesias!

435
00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:18,211
We're your ikigai.

436
00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:20,881
You did it, Rocky!
You went the distance!

437
00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:23,383
That was good!

438
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:26,219
Hey, maybe doing voices
is my true calling.

439
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:31,141
Eh, doing funny voices for a living? Hmm!

440
00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:34,644
No real money in it.

441
00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:43,403
Carlos's drama class is the best thing
that ever happened to us.

442
00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:45,697
Ooh! This calls for a celebration.

443
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:46,865
Jack in the Box?

444
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,369
I was thinking something
a little more upscale.

445
00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:52,287
Ooh! Del Taco?

446
00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:56,142
- I think so.
- Mm!

447
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,253
Guys, I've got some great news.

448
00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:03,840
I found a local haberdasher
that will donate their old raiments

449
00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:05,675
to my costume department, so...

450
00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:07,803
What!

451
00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:13,975
I feel so alive,
finally doing what I was born to do!

452
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,978
Feels pretty good, right?
To be living your life's calling?

453
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,730
It really does, Gabriel.

454
00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:22,317
This above all else,
to thine own self be true.

455
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:23,652
Hamlet.

456
00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:24,778
Very good, Anthony!

457
00:23:24,861 --> 00:23:26,488
Yeah, Hamburger Hamlet.

458
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:31,701
Bad news, Carlos.
Your student sign-ups are bogus.

459
00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:33,870
No students, no class.

460
00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:35,956
But I saw the list. It's filling up!

461
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,041
Carlos, read the names.

462
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:40,752
You really think Lil Nas X attends Wilson?

463
00:23:42,712 --> 00:23:44,423
What about Spooky Dookie?

464
00:23:46,466 --> 00:23:48,260
I had him last semester.

465
00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:51,138
I'm sorry, Carlos.

466
00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:53,223
No, you're not.

467
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:54,766
But you will be.

468
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:57,686
All of you will be!

469
00:23:58,186 --> 00:23:59,813
Mwah-ha-ha-ha!

470
00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:04,234
There's our guy!

471
00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:05,694
I wish he wasn't our guy.

472
00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:09,448
Hey, Paula, give me one day,
and I'll get some names on that clipboard.

473
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:12,284
This is my favorite.

474
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,162
Carl O'Sucks.

475
00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:17,456
Oh, Carlos sucks!

476
00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:23,003
Now, who would write something
so immature?

477
00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:25,130
Mwah-ha-ha-ha!