1 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:10,510 Mr. Iglesias is recorded in front of a live studio audience. 2 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:15,724 So, why didn't anybody sign up for Mr. Hernandez's drama class? 3 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:17,225 I was gonna sign up, 4 00:00:17,308 --> 00:00:20,562 but my slot was taken by somebody named Spooky Dookie. 5 00:00:21,896 --> 00:00:24,024 Mine was taken by Farty B. 6 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:28,695 Look, I'm not saying that the unidentified people 7 00:00:28,778 --> 00:00:31,322 who put fake names on the sign-up sheet didn't crush it. 8 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:34,200 I'm just saying that that level of genius creativity 9 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:37,037 is a great reason to take drama class. 10 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,289 Yeah, I only do stuff I'm good at, 11 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:41,583 and as my lamb in the nativity scene proved, 12 00:00:41,666 --> 00:00:43,418 I'm "baaad" at acting. 13 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:47,297 Yeah... taking drama with Mr. Hernandez 14 00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:49,716 just sounds like detention with costumes. 15 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:53,470 Detention can be fun. Anybody ever seen Breakfast Club? 16 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:02,228 No, but that's a club I'd sign up for. 17 00:01:03,646 --> 00:01:05,857 Oh, uh, are there Danishes? 18 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:07,901 It's pretty simple. 19 00:01:07,984 --> 00:01:11,029 No one signed up for drama because Mr. Hernandez is a meanie. 20 00:01:11,112 --> 00:01:12,655 That's the crazy part. 21 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:16,076 He's a totally different person when he's teaching theater. 22 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:17,535 He's actually nice. 23 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:20,330 It's a trap. He's just trying to get you to let your guard down, 24 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:22,415 - and then when you least expect it... - A-boom! 25 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:29,214 I promise, he's different when he's teaching theater. 26 00:01:29,297 --> 00:01:31,424 He goes from me without coffee... 27 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:34,928 To me with coffee. 28 00:01:35,011 --> 00:01:36,679 Oh, my God, yes. 29 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:41,267 You should teach drama class, Mr. Iglesias. 30 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:42,811 Everyone would sign up. 31 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:43,728 I can't. 32 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:47,315 It conflicts with my only free period, the Hot Cheeto power hour. 33 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:49,400 Yeah. 34 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:52,237 Besides, I've never really read a play. 35 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,405 I just wait for the movie to come out. 36 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:56,366 Hey, me too. 37 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:59,529 And if they don't make a movie out of it, then you know it wasn't a good play. 38 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,997 Look at us, talking about plays. 39 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:06,000 You're gonna love drama class. 40 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:06,918 Yeah. 41 00:02:07,001 --> 00:02:11,506 Who wouldn't want to perform for a room full of judgmental teenagers? 42 00:02:11,589 --> 00:02:13,049 With camera phones. 43 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,509 Connected to Wi-Fi. 44 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:16,970 Oh, I'm gonna pass out just thinking about it. 45 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,639 You guys are gonna be awesome. 46 00:02:19,722 --> 00:02:24,018 Mikey, you have the coiled snake intensity of a young Al Pacino. 47 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:26,604 I don't know who that is, and I'm scared of snakes. 48 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:30,358 Grace, you're like a young... 49 00:02:30,441 --> 00:02:33,444 Oh, do not say Constance Wu. 50 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:36,239 I don't see race 51 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:39,534 except for when I'm playing Mario Kart. 52 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:44,497 It's me, Mario, and this is my brother Luigi. 53 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,375 And that's my enemy Wario. 54 00:02:50,461 --> 00:02:51,921 See that, Walt? You're funny. 55 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,548 That is way harder than drama. 56 00:02:53,631 --> 00:02:56,676 Anybody can be all serious on an episode of Narcos. 57 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:06,328 - What's in it for us? - Yeah. 58 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:08,605 I'm remembering a promise of Danishes. 59 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,858 I don't need to be on stage. 60 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:16,112 I... I'm not trying to fill an empty hole with strangers' applause. 61 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,780 Wait, that hole can be filled? 62 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:23,203 Not really, but an extracurricular, like drama class, 63 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:24,704 looks great on a college resume. 64 00:03:24,787 --> 00:03:25,872 Wait, what was that? 65 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:30,126 Look, you just want us to do this so Mr. Hernandez will keep being nice to you. 66 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,377 No. 67 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:34,339 And by "no," I mean, "yeah!" 68 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:38,676 But that doesn't make any of the other things I said less true. 69 00:03:39,427 --> 00:03:42,138 Theater just isn't our thing, Mr. Iglesias. 70 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:43,723 I'm a hard pass. 71 00:03:43,806 --> 00:03:45,225 - I'll do it. - Me too. 72 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:54,067 What about you, Lorenzo? 73 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:56,861 I guess I could follow in the long line of African-American actors 74 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:58,655 to be interrogated on Law & Order. 75 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:02,116 You got the wrong brother, Ice-T. 76 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:06,829 If Lorenzo's in, I'm in too. 77 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,665 Yeah, we're kind of a package deal. 78 00:04:08,998 --> 00:04:10,750 Hey, you can't have Ebony. 79 00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:12,585 Without Ivory! 80 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:16,172 I'm Ivory. 81 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:18,883 Thanks for clarifying. 82 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,345 All right, who else is in? 83 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:24,264 Constance Woop-Woop, 84 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:25,348 I'm in! 85 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:28,226 Anyone else? 86 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:30,270 All right. All right. Okay. Okay. 87 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:31,187 Yes! 88 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,022 And when one of you becomes a movie star, 89 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:36,317 I expect to be thanked at the Academy Awards. 90 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:39,487 You know movies are, like, barely a thing anymore, right? 91 00:04:40,154 --> 00:04:43,950 All the best acting is happening on TV. 92 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:45,868 Wrong. 93 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:49,080 All the best acting is still happening in the nurse's office. 94 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:53,376 I can't take the test, Miss Torres, 95 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:55,503 I have fever in my eye. 96 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,007 Always worked for me. 97 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:09,600 Woo! 98 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:14,731 Hey, hey, guess who saved the day and is keeping Carlos nice? 99 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:16,983 Same person who's fishing for a compliment? 100 00:05:18,359 --> 00:05:19,193 Guilty. 101 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:22,947 I convinced my students to sign up for his drama class. 102 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:24,157 How much you pay them? 103 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:26,617 Nothing. They fell for the real reasons. 104 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:29,245 Yeah. Kids are dumb. 105 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:31,998 That's so great, Gabe. 106 00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:34,184 Students should have a little art in their curriculum. 107 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:35,043 Meh! 108 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:38,921 In my day, art allowed kids to express their individuality, 109 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:41,466 usually in the form of a peace sign 110 00:05:41,549 --> 00:05:43,926 that looked exactly like every other peace sign. 111 00:05:44,969 --> 00:05:46,262 - Kids are dumb. - Yeah. 112 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:50,308 See, this is why 113 00:05:50,391 --> 00:05:52,018 I wanted to become a teacher, 114 00:05:52,518 --> 00:05:55,730 so I can stand around doing nothing. 115 00:05:57,398 --> 00:05:59,067 I haven't been doing nothing. 116 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:01,444 I got you some real students. 117 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:03,905 Your drama class is back on. 118 00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:05,782 - Seriously? - Mm-hmm. 119 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,785 Finally, a life outside of the office. 120 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:17,418 That boy ain't right. 121 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:21,381 No, but as long as he stays focused on drama class, 122 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:23,091 he's wrong in a much better way. 123 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:26,302 Hey, party people. 124 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,845 Who's looking to get turnt? 125 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:30,390 It's 10:15. 126 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:32,767 It's 5:30 somewhere. 127 00:06:33,851 --> 00:06:38,106 You do know that at 10:15, it's not 5:30 anywhere, right? 128 00:06:40,274 --> 00:06:41,274 Wrong. 129 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:42,902 Daylight savings. 130 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:47,448 Great news, Paula, Gabe saved the drama department. 131 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:50,034 Oh, thank God, because The Press-Telegram 132 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:51,744 is coming for the ribbon cutting 133 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:53,913 of the Paula Madison Playhouse. 134 00:06:53,996 --> 00:06:54,997 Ribbon cutting? 135 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,458 That auditorium's been around since I went here. 136 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:59,335 Oh, well, now it has a name. Hmm. 137 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:05,842 You know, guys, I was thinking with it being a new year, 138 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:08,970 a new semester, why don't we try a new bar? 139 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,514 - Hmm... - I like new things. 140 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:12,723 Don't tell Gertrude. 141 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:16,644 Yeah, but everyone loves us at DeBlasio's. 142 00:07:16,727 --> 00:07:17,562 Yeah. 143 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:19,522 I really feel seen there. 144 00:07:19,605 --> 00:07:23,359 News flash, tall, beautiful, white girl, you're gonna feel seen everywhere. 145 00:07:25,069 --> 00:07:27,989 But DeBlasio's knows our names, our drink orders, 146 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:31,784 and in your case, Paula, your address for when they carry you to your Uber. 147 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:34,745 UberPool. 148 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:38,124 It's like a public pool but with more pee. 149 00:07:40,668 --> 00:07:44,505 But come on, guys, the same place every week? 150 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:47,216 We need to get out, stretch our legs, see the city. 151 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,594 I heard great things about Roxanne's. 152 00:07:49,677 --> 00:07:51,387 But we can't abandon DeBlasio's. 153 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:52,847 Yeah, we got history there. 154 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:55,349 I don't remember it, but I got the receipts. 155 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:57,852 Well, as your boss, 156 00:07:57,935 --> 00:08:01,063 the person responsible for hiring and firing you, 157 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:03,149 I can't tell you where to drink. 158 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:04,609 But as your friend, 159 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:07,069 I'd recommend you listen to your boss. 160 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:11,449 Roxanne's it is. 161 00:08:11,782 --> 00:08:14,494 Yeah, it's my favorite song from the Police. 162 00:08:15,536 --> 00:08:18,539 Well, my favorite Police song is, "You're Free to Go." 163 00:08:22,251 --> 00:08:23,294 Congratulations. 164 00:08:23,377 --> 00:08:26,506 You've all been accepted into my drama class. 165 00:08:26,964 --> 00:08:30,051 Accepted? Don't you have to take us if we show up? 166 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:32,010 Now... 167 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:38,392 I know a lot of classes start with physical warm-ups 168 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:41,020 and vocal exercises. 169 00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:42,230 Feh feh mwah nyah! 170 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:45,858 But let's be professional. 171 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:48,528 I assume you all warmed up prior to class. 172 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:50,905 Great. I'm already behind. 173 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:55,993 Not me. When it comes to plays, I come to play. 174 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:58,496 My acting name is Reefer Sutherland. 175 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:00,747 No. 176 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:04,794 Excellent. 177 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:08,172 To the soliloquies of the Bard on Stratford-upon-Avon. 178 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:10,091 Oh, my mom sells Avon. 179 00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:12,510 I'm talking about William Shakespeare. 180 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,055 Okay, can anyone tell me 181 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:18,849 the most famous speech in the history of theater? 182 00:09:20,309 --> 00:09:21,143 Yes. 183 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:22,395 Let it go? 184 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:25,439 Not the movie theater. 185 00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:29,609 It's in Hamlet. 186 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:30,820 The Danish Prince. 187 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,864 Great, now we got a Danish, and it blows. 188 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:35,491 Oh! 189 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:37,785 Oh, trust me, bro, 190 00:09:37,868 --> 00:09:40,454 this Danish does not blow. 191 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,790 Watch, 192 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:44,374 and learn. 193 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,252 To be, 194 00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:48,462 or not to be, 195 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:51,549 that is the question. 196 00:09:51,632 --> 00:09:53,217 Oh, and what is the answer? 197 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:55,428 And when is the quiz? 198 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:57,220 No. No quizzes. 199 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,390 There will be no quizzes. 200 00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:00,933 Lame. 201 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,184 No quizzes? 202 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,353 Drama class is awesome. 203 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,397 Hey, you're missing out, Spooky Dookie! 204 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:08,566 Indeed, he is. 205 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:10,818 But you, merry few, are not. 206 00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:16,198 You will be graded purely on your capacity to disappear into a character. 207 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:20,661 I'm about to disappear my black ass up out of here. 208 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:24,707 To sleep, perchance to dream: 209 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:27,043 Ay, there's the rub. 210 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:29,837 Dry rub? Back rub? VapoRub? 211 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,255 You better rubs. 212 00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:35,009 What dreams may come... 213 00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:38,346 Oh, my God, this is like the old-timey version 214 00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:40,348 of a teacher just putting on a movie. 215 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:46,020 When we've shuffled off this mortal coil. 216 00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:48,689 I'mma shuffle right out of this auditorium. 217 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,316 I am right behind you, girl. 218 00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:52,943 This guy is freaking me out. Let's go. 219 00:10:58,282 --> 00:11:01,118 Hey! Aren't you guys supposed to be in drama class? 220 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,411 Oh, we were. 221 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:03,954 Oh, okay, so what happened? 222 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,623 Well 223 00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:07,750 you know, it's super hard to describe. 224 00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:11,712 - You should probably see for yourself. - Yeah. 225 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:12,797 Okay. 226 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,841 But if Walt pops out singing "Gangnam Style," I'mma be really upset, 227 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,595 for about a second, then I'm gonna join him. 228 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,022 Thy fair Ophelia! 229 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,567 Nymph, in thy orisons. 230 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:35,695 Be all my sins remember'd. 231 00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:42,868 Hey, uh, Carlos, I'm really new to this whole theater thing, uh, 232 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:45,204 but is it good when, uh, everybody walks out? 233 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:48,541 I felt alone, 234 00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:51,711 but I thought that was just because of the way I was playing the scene. 235 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:57,383 Well, you know what? You must be a really good actor because it worked. 236 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:02,888 Don't mind me, just taking a peek at Paula's Players. 237 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,348 Where the hell are the players? 238 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:05,307 Um... 239 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:06,392 Funny story. 240 00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:08,477 - Tell her, Mr. Iglesias. - Eh? 241 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,730 Er... 242 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:14,191 You know, right now, the students are working on their, uh, 243 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:16,318 entrances and their exits, 244 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:19,363 and, uh... they're clearly killing those exits. 245 00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:22,450 That's not a funny story. 246 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:27,955 If I don't see some students up in here before the bell rings, 247 00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:30,374 I will take this stage back for Faculty Zumba. 248 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:35,504 Is it really Faculty Zumba if it's just you and Janitor Jim? 249 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,805 Carlos, have you ever heard the saying, 250 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:47,308 "Teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime. 251 00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:49,018 Make a man watch you fish, 252 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,479 and he gets so bored, he wants to kill himself?" 253 00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:53,689 Okay, but what 254 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,942 what if the fisherman has such mastery over his... 255 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,611 Ah! Too late. Too late. 256 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,488 Already killed himself. 257 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:05,785 Eh. Look, here's one of your students now. 258 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,661 Oh... hey! 259 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,747 Uh, I was just going to the bathroom. 260 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,749 Turns out I didn't have to. 261 00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,542 To pee or not to pee. 262 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:14,627 Ah. 263 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,421 - Not. - Okay, see you in class. 264 00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:20,883 It's easy for you, Mr. Iglesias. Your students respect you. 265 00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:22,092 They pay attention. 266 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,428 Well, let's work on getting them to pay attention. 267 00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:27,640 Respect might be a little further down the road. 268 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:38,943 But if they won't pay attention to the greatest play ever written, 269 00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:40,027 what can I do? 270 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:42,988 Well, for starters, try not performing the whole thing for them. 271 00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:44,572 Ah! 272 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,326 Make them earn my artistry. 273 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:53,415 You clearly graduated from the Kanye West school of me, me, me. 274 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,211 Kids get invested in what they're involved in. 275 00:13:57,294 --> 00:14:00,172 What could be more inclusive than showing them how it's done? 276 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,924 Uh... pretty much anything. 277 00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:16,647 Look, I don't know anything about acting, but I can teach you how to teach. 278 00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:18,148 You would do that for me? 279 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,609 No, I'd do it for me. 280 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,945 I'm very invested in the new you. 281 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,407 Come on, Marisol. 282 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:29,076 I thought you were on board with the new theater class. 283 00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:30,828 Oh, I totally am. 284 00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:33,497 I was just getting my books so I can get some homework done 285 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,959 while Tevye here fiddles on the roof. 286 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:44,341 Well, call me ice cream, because I have the scoop. 287 00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:48,512 Call me chocolate so I can sue the school and retire. 288 00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:50,639 Don't say anything, 289 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,517 but I know the real reason Paula wants to go to a new bar. 290 00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:56,353 Ooh, I'm all ears, vanilla bean. 291 00:14:57,688 --> 00:15:00,524 Poor Paula was banned from DeBlasio's. 292 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:01,609 Banned? 293 00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:04,361 Well, my interest, like my cholesterol, is piqued. 294 00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:07,531 - What did she do? - Dumped a margarita on a guy. 295 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,909 Oh, big deal, she does that twice a month. 296 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,661 - It was a flaming margarita. - Ooh. 297 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,664 Oh, flaming margarita, that's my uncle's drag queen name. 298 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:16,748 Oh. 299 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,252 I'm so glad he's living his truth. 300 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:23,047 Hey, some guy must have creeped on Paula. 301 00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:26,216 No. Apparently, he wouldn't creep on her. 302 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,384 Ooh! 303 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,219 And now he's missing an eyebrow. 304 00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:31,138 Nothing a Sharpie can't fix. 305 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,476 You know who taught me that? Uncle Margarita. 306 00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:39,438 Oh, Paula. 307 00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:41,273 She was too embarrassed to tell us. 308 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,320 - Are you thinking what I'm thinking? - Oh, gosh, I doubt it. 309 00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:51,617 We have an incredible opportunity to mess with our boss. 310 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:55,079 No, we can't do that. We have to be extra nice to her now. 311 00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:57,831 Well, you are religious, Abby. 312 00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:00,000 You must know that famous hymn, 313 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,096 You guys, pranks are mean. 314 00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:14,223 Yeah, they are and hilarious. 315 00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:17,977 We'll tell Paula that we're sticking with DeBlasio's and watch her squirm. 316 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,269 Exactly. 317 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,814 It just seems so wrong. 318 00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:24,066 I'm excited to try it. 319 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:28,862 What's so funny? 320 00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:32,491 Oh, you know, just the twists and turns of life, 321 00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:36,745 and how new information can take the story in a whole new direction. 322 00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:41,000 Sorry I asked. 323 00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:45,546 So, are you guys ready to go to Roxanne's tonight? 324 00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:50,009 Hmm... Nah, we've been discussing it, and I think we're good with DeBlasio's. 325 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,219 Plus, I heard it's meet Taye Diggs night. 326 00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:54,595 Taye Diggs? 327 00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:56,140 Paula, you love Taye Diggs. 328 00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:57,933 Remember when you told me your fantasy 329 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,768 about Taye Diggs and a pint of maple syrup? 330 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,020 - Girl talk! - Oh. 331 00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,149 Paula, you know we love you 332 00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:08,569 almost as much as we love those deep-fried mozzarella logs 333 00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:09,945 at DeBlasio's. 334 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,449 DeBlasio's. Even the name sounds stupid. 335 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,284 DeBlasio's. 336 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:20,914 Yeah, but they have a way of making the cheese all cold and congealed and... 337 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,042 - Mmm... ooh! - Mangia! 338 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,938 We just don't get why you don't wana go back to DeBlasio's. 339 00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,089 It's like you're fighting us so hard on it. 340 00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:30,966 Did you do something naughty? 341 00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:34,178 All right, real talk. 342 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,764 Their "Get Freaky Fridays" was too much. 343 00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:40,434 All those men in tight shirts, 344 00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:42,686 throwing themselves at me. 345 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,190 I am a good Christian girl. 346 00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:50,152 Define good. 347 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,153 Or Christian. 348 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,197 Or girl. 349 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,451 Shut up, Raymond. 350 00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:04,208 You know what? I will be at Roxanne's, and I don't care if you come or not. 351 00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:09,129 It kind of seems like she cares. 352 00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:11,590 Being bad is so fun. 353 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,763 Okay, guys, take two. 354 00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:20,224 And this time, more learning, less leaving. 355 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:21,809 Uh... y... yeah. 356 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,771 All right. 357 00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:29,233 "To be, or not to be." 358 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:32,653 Sounds like me trying to find my apartment back when I was getting drunk. 359 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,699 You know what? Grace, come on up here. 360 00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:41,370 Okay, here you go. 361 00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:42,704 And act. 362 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,582 What? How? 363 00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,417 I don't know. Just wing it. 364 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:50,129 - You just can't wing it. - Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. 365 00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:53,048 Remember, it's Grace's turn to fish. 366 00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:55,008 No recording! 367 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:56,969 Snitches get stitches. 368 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,056 "To be, or not to be, 369 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,684 that is the... question?" 370 00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:05,894 Try doing them like hip-hop lyrics. 371 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,105 Worked for Lin-Manuel Miranda. 372 00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:09,188 Once. 373 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,775 Oh, do like Snoop Dogg. 374 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,902 Long Beach in the hiz-house, kuh. 375 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:18,157 No! No, no, no. Please don't disgrace the Bard. 376 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,284 She's not disgracing the Bard. 377 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:22,494 She's Grace-ing the Bard. 378 00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:25,956 Um... 379 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:38,552 Baby's got bars. 380 00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:44,933 Go, Grace! Go, Grace! Go, Grace! Go, Grace! Go, Grace! 381 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,812 No! No, stop waving your hands in the air like you just don't care. 382 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,356 When we say, "Shake." 383 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,608 You say, "speare." 384 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:56,403 - Shake. - Speare! 385 00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:57,738 Enough! 386 00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:00,199 You were right, Mr. Iglesias. 387 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:03,118 They don't need me. They need a teacher. 388 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,329 No, look, I... I'm sorry. I was... I was wrong. 389 00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,831 They don't need a teacher. They... They need you. 390 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:13,503 They may need me, but they want you. 391 00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:19,176 Mr. Iglesias is the new drama teacher! 392 00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:21,136 Yeah! 393 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,728 Well, if it isn't the drama king of Wilson High. 394 00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:32,814 Yes, 'tis I, Lord Gabriel, 395 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,526 ruler of the house of pancakes, 396 00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:39,321 curator of curly fries, 397 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:42,407 and the chancellor of chimichangas. 398 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:45,618 Hi. 399 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,789 Shouldn't you be with your loyal subjects? 400 00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:53,085 Only subject I need to be with is history. I don't know anything about acting. 401 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,837 But you do. 402 00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:58,632 The boards are in my bones. 403 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:00,676 Ooh... 404 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:01,885 That sounds painful. 405 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,470 Have you tried Icy Hot? 406 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:08,892 Carlos, tell me why you love the theater. 407 00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,560 - Because when I'm acting... - Mm. 408 00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,896 I get to disappear into someone else. 409 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,023 Kinda like a vacation from yourself. 410 00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,192 I've taken a few of those. 411 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,380 Why would you want to? Everyone thinks you're amazing. 412 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,489 And... And everyone thinks you're, um... 413 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:27,411 Why are we so obsessed about what other people think? 414 00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:30,162 I get it. 415 00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:34,501 People say I'm not "charming," or "pleasant," 416 00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:36,878 or "likable in any way." 417 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:42,009 When I'm acting, I get to be someone else. 418 00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:43,635 I... I could be anyone. 419 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,679 I can even be someone whose coworkers 420 00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:47,639 might really want to go out with him for drinks 421 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:50,809 instead of just inviting him so it's not awkward. 422 00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:52,936 Well, now it's awkward. 423 00:21:54,938 --> 00:22:00,610 Carlos, you need to make the students feel the same way you do about the theater. 424 00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:01,945 Be that teacher. 425 00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:06,199 Oh, you're... You're saying step out of the spotlight 426 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:07,534 and shine it on them? 427 00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:08,785 Yes! 428 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:12,164 And when you do that, you're gonna like yourself a whole lot. 429 00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:13,847 And the students are gonna like you too. 430 00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:17,544 And in lifting them to such great heights, 431 00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:19,504 the spotlight's back on me. 432 00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:23,342 Really gonna need you to keep it on them. 433 00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:26,553 Okay. Okay. 434 00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:28,680 I think I can make that sacrifice. 435 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,641 There you go. 436 00:22:35,228 --> 00:22:36,228 Hey 437 00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:40,275 we're gonna go out for drinks after. We're gonna try this new bar. 438 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,485 Want to go? 439 00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:46,782 I 'ave very poor and unhappy brains for drinking, gov'nor. 440 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,451 I'm only gonna ask once. 441 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:51,620 Yes! I wanna go. 442 00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:55,082 - As a matter of fact, first round's on me. - Hmm! 443 00:22:55,582 --> 00:22:57,167 Just for us two, not the whole gang. 444 00:22:57,584 --> 00:22:59,920 Okay, so you're springing for one ginger ale. 445 00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:04,591 Look at you, big baller, throwing around a dollar. 446 00:23:09,012 --> 00:23:12,766 "Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might touch that cheek." 447 00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:14,601 Touch that cheek? What? 448 00:23:15,685 --> 00:23:18,063 That's my boy. He's gonna go get that booty! 449 00:23:19,272 --> 00:23:22,234 Shh. Okay, spotlight's on Walt now, not us. 450 00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:24,653 "Hey, we're dying in about ten pages, Juliet. 451 00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:25,779 Let's get busy." 452 00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:32,202 Okay, okay, he's playing subtext. 453 00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:34,371 Oh, yeah, baby, give me some sugar. 454 00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:36,498 Please stop playing subtext. 455 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:43,964 Oh, Katie! 456 00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:45,632 What are you doing here? 457 00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:47,759 Oh, hustling. I'm in the gig economy. 458 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:50,095 If I overserve you, I'm also your Uber. 459 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:52,556 Where's the gang? 460 00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:55,892 Oh, they're not coming, but who needs them? 461 00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:59,062 As I always say, a party of one is a party of fun. 462 00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:00,897 There she is. 463 00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,399 - Hey. - Oh, thank God. 464 00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:04,860 Paula atcha boys! 465 00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:07,529 Oh! I thought you guys were at DeBlasio's. 466 00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:10,615 Ah! Gotcha! We were messing with you. 467 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:14,703 Abby, I thought I could trust you. I thought you were my friend. 468 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:16,496 I knew it. 469 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,290 Our God is not a pranking God. 470 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:21,168 So, did you really get banned 471 00:24:21,251 --> 00:24:24,921 for throwing a glass object on fire at a man's head? 472 00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:26,965 Let that be a lesson to you, Ray. 473 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,885 Don't run your elevator eyes up and down me 474 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:32,012 unless you plan on following through. 475 00:24:32,512 --> 00:24:34,389 Mama don't like window shoppers. 476 00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:38,101 This is it. 477 00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:40,437 - Hey, guys, look who I found. - Hey. 478 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:42,939 It's the head of the drama department. 479 00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:44,024 Hear, hear. 480 00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:46,234 I'm so happy to be here at Roxanne's. 481 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:51,072 No doubt, named after the heroine from the classic Cyrano de Bergerac. 482 00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:53,909 It was named after the owner's daughter. 483 00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:57,204 Well, let's hope she, too, finds true love. 484 00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:01,833 Someone wanted to send over a drink. 485 00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:04,294 I told you Roxanne's was great. 486 00:25:04,377 --> 00:25:07,005 Actually, it's for Ray. 487 00:25:08,715 --> 00:25:09,841 I still got it. 488 00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:13,094 From that gentleman in the corner. 489 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:17,474 Don't tell Gertrude. 490 00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:21,228 Well, if that's the way it works, 491 00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:25,398 Katie, I want you to send every available man in this bar a drink 492 00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:26,942 from our table. 493 00:25:27,567 --> 00:25:29,069 Hey, well, great news, 494 00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:31,821 Carlos here is picking up the first round. 495 00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:34,199 Hey! 496 00:25:34,282 --> 00:25:36,660 Hey, my first round is gonna be three rounds. 497 00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:40,180 That was just supposed to be our thing. 498 00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:42,832 Hey, look, you either buy everybody a round, 499 00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:45,835 or you're responsible for getting Paula home okay. 500 00:25:48,838 --> 00:25:50,340 Trust me, you want the first one. 501 00:25:50,423 --> 00:25:51,423 Thank you.