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Mr. Iglesias is recorded
in front of a live studio audience.

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Mr. Iglesias?

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Yes, call me Gabe.

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Unless you're a creditor,
then you can call me Mr. Hernandez.

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No, my daughter goes here.

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Okay. Well, you're a little late
for parent-teacher night,

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or you're super early for the next one.

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What's a parent-teacher night?

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It's kind of in the name.

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Joaquin Fuentes. I'm Marisol's father.

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Mr. Fuentes.

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Very nice to meet you.

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You know Marisol is my favorite student.

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Do you know where I might find her?

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Well, you can, 
look over by her locker, which...

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could be any one of these,

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so...

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...good luck with that.

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Thanks.

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I came to her school

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because Marisol's mother and I are not
on the home address terms.

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Yeah, I know about those terms.

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But at least you're here now,

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so I give you A for effort.

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I can do that 'cause I'm a teacher.

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If I can't find her,
would you give her my number?

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Sure.

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Musician.

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- Hey, me too.
- Really?

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- Yeah, I play Guitar...
- Nice.

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Hero.

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I hold the record at Dave & Buster's.

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You know, this stupid guitar
keeps leading me away from my daughter,

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and like a real tonto,
I keep following it.

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I like following things I shouldn't too,
like the cry of a paletero.

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¡Paletas! ¡Paletas! ¡Limón, sandía!
¿Dónde estás, gordo?

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Hey, I'm headlining
at the Radisson in Buena Park,

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and I was really hoping to see Marisol
while I am in town.

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Well, something tells me
she wants to see you too.

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- You think so?
- Yeah, I think so.

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Thanks!

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-Alright.
-Later.

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Whoo!

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A lot of people think it was Henry Ford,
but it was actually Karl Benz.

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Nice try, Walt,

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but the leader of the Aztecs
was actually Montezuma.

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Sorry. I'm just so obsessed about cars.

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In three hours, Mr. Iglesias will be
giving me my first driving lesson.

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What-what? Up top!

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Walt, did you forget Lorenzo has mono,
and so does Rita Perez?

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I know this is history class,
but do the math.

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Yeah, I'm trying to do the math.

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If, Walt has a driving lesson
in three hours,

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do I have time to update my will?

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You're so lucky, Walt.
Mr. Iglesias can teach anything.

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Taught me how to use chopsticks.

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With one hand.

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Just keep that ten and two noise
out of my head.

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I drive with one finger at six o'clock.

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It leaves the other hand free
to shocka the babes.

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We'll miss you, Mr. Iglesias.

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I learned how to drive,
but my car drives itself.

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Just kidding, Nigel drives it.

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I guess things could be worse, right?

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Could be Nigel.

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Where to, Miss Whitney?
Where would you like to go?

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To the country club or to the yacht club?

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Pip pip, here we go!

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Cheerio, everyone. Cheerio!

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Hey, um,

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thanks for helping me dodge my dad.

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Yeah, about that...

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...he asked me to give you his number.

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Wow.
I'm gonna keep this in a safe place.

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Wow, memorized it already.

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Impressive.

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He's never been interested in me before.

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Why should I be interested in him now?

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Maybe he's changed.

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Maybe you're mad at someone
who... doesn't exist anymore.

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Well, that's his specialty, not existing.

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Marisol, look.

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Don't you want to give him another chance?
I mean, I don't know much about the guy,

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but I know he's here now,
and he's making an effort.

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I don't know much about him either,
just the part where he ditched his family

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so he can sing "La Bamba"
to drunk white people.

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Yeah, you know, I never really had
a relationship with my dad,

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but I know if he tried to reconnect,
I'd jump at the opportunity.

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And I'm not a big jumper.

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Well, want mine?
His number's in there somewhere.

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Look, you only have one dad.
Don't you want to give him another shot?

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Not really.

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Not even a little one.

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No.

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Teeny-weeny.

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No, what have you done?

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Nothing!

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Okay, something.

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Welcome to faculty yoga.

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Grab a mat and make yourselves at ohm.

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I love yoga humor.

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I even practice laughing yoga.

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Ha, ha, ha!

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I practice yodeling yoga.
It's called yogaling.

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Focus.

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Focus.

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Everyone, by being here and being present,

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you're giving yourselves
the gifts of self-care.

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Let's begin in mountain pose.

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Feet firmly planted on the Earth.

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Wow, standing. Pretty advanced stuff.

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What's next, breathing?

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Actually, yes.

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According to a study in the New England
Journal of Medicine, yoga's actually--

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Jackie, namaste in your lane.

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What?

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Of course I will be there.

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I would not miss our college reunion
for the world.

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And I can't wait to meet your new husband,
the doctor.

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I'm sorry, the surgeon.

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All right. All right.

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Later, girl. I'll talk to you.
Okay. I love you too.

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Bye.

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I hate that girl.

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Oooh! "No, he's not just a doctor.

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He's a surgeon."

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You know, Paula, yoga can be really great
for releasing excess anger.

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I don't have excess anger, Abby.

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I have just the right amount of anger.

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Okay!

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Let's breathe from our diaphragms.

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Two inhales, one exhale.

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Two inhales?
Is this gonna give me the munchies?

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How's everyone feeling?

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Don't fall for it.

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Simon didn't say exhale.

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I feel kind of funny.

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That's good. You're letting go
of the anger. Keep going.

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That is some wet breathing.

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Is she doing it right?

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I don't know.
I'm kind of just making this up.

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Well, if you'd read a study,

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you'd know
that typically under all that hostility,

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the person is hiding a lot of sadness.

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I thought
I would've been doing so much more

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by my tenth college reunion!

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Did she say tenth because--

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Shut up, Carlos!

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Nice going, Abby.

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You broke Paula.

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On the bright side,
I've never felt better in my life!

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Whoo!

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Lap belt, check.

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All right, my first driving lesson.
I'm pumped.

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Yeah, and I'm terrified,
so I guess we're both ready.

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These rosary beads?

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Thanks for reminding me.

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We need all the help we can get.

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All right...
push in the clutch and start the car.

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What's a clutch?

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Boy.

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I feel cooler already.

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Maybe I should get a leather jacket,
you know, some racing gloves.

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Yeah, slow down there,
Pale Earnhardt Jr.

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Look, just step on the left pedal
and then start the car.

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Do you hear that, Mr. Iglesias?

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Yeah,

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that's the sound of butterflies
doing backflips in my stomach.

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No, it's the sweet song of freedom.

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Let's go, dog.

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What happened?

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You went about 14 inches.

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Way to go.

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Say we call it a day, right?

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Hey, guys.

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So, how was your first day
as a driving instructor?

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Fantastic.

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My hands finally stopped shaking.

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Hey, what happens in the car
stays in the car.

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That's Vegas, Walt.

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Sold. Road trip!

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And the shakes are back.

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Hey!

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Um...

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You know how you insisted
on meddling with my dad?

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You call it meddling, I call it...

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fixing with love.

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Well,

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thank you.

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We actually had a pretty good talk

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after he got through
all his Marisol-themed covers.

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"Stairway to Marisol,"

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"Hotel Marisol,"

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"Proud Mary-sol."

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You know, that's really sweet.

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The only thing my dad ever wrote for me
was bad checks.

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I'm really glad you talked.

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Well, like you told me,
he may not be perfect, but...

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he's the only dad I've got.

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Those are wise words.

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Kind of comes out of me.

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Well, I'm glad it did.

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Because of what you said,

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I had the courage to accept my dad's
invitation to go on tour with him.

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You know what? That's really awesome.

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So, when? Next summer?

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Next week.

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Wh... What?

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God. Yeah, keep it coming.

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You're killing me. You know that, right?

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I feel terrible.

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I should have known
she wasn't ready for dynamic breath work.

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That's day two stuff.

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Don't worry. It's been 24 hours.

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I'm sure by now
Paula is back to her old self.

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I tried everything.
I told her rub dirt on it,

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walk it off, and cut it out.

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That's all I got.

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All right, relax.
I got my curandero license online.

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All I need is two candles, some sage,
and the blood of a chicken.

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Animal sacrifice. That's my cue to leave.

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Bye!

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Paula, are you okay?

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I'll be fine, Abby.
I'm just gonna go get some coffee.

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I'm not sure
this leaky faucet needs a diuretic.

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There you are.

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Are you feeling up for the interview
with the Press-Telegram?

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Because if not, I could step in.

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I don't care.

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Soon, all my sorority sisters
are gonna know

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I'm just a sad divorcée

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whose only claim to fame
is working in a high school...

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with a bunch of losers.

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If you need me,

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I'll be vaping with the goth kids.

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Wow.

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I feel so bad for her.

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I feel bad for those goth kids.

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She's gonna bum 'em out.

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Well, while she's non-compos mentis,
obviously, I'm in charge,

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and will be afforded the respect
due my station.

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Shut up, dork.

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Okay, that's going
in your file, Mr. Dixon.

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It's Coach Dixon.

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We'll see.

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Um... A Bingo. A Bango.

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What? Just...

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We have to fix Paula.

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She's our friend.

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Is she?

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It doesn't matter.

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The important thing is that
we can't have Carlos Satan-a in charge.

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This is terrible.
Processing this kind of pain,

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it would take Paula years
of psychoanalysis.

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Or we can just bug the hell out of her

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until she's back
to her regular self again.

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Put the anger stopper back in the bottle,
and those bummer tears can't come out.

258
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:01,804
Guys, we can't just intentionally
fill her back up with rage.

259
00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:03,052
Sure we can.

260
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,343
Women get mad at me
when I'm not even trying.

261
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:13,479
I have never seen someone so upset
about someone else taking their advice.

262
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:14,983
Really?

263
00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:18,982
What about the guy that said, 
"Hey, Mike Tyson, you know what you need?

264
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:20,146
Face tattoo."

265
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,198
Come on. You're the one who told me
to give my dad a chance.

266
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,581
Exactly, and you did,

267
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:29,988
and he came up with a terrible idea.

268
00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:32,079
That's the thing about dads.

269
00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:34,332
Their ideas are worse than their jokes.

270
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:40,631
Look, I get all this positive recognition
at school, and it feels good,

271
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,343
but I didn't realize
how great it would feel

272
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:46,054
to get a fraction of that validation
from my dad.

273
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:50,219
I just don't think you should have
to choose between your dad and school.

274
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,136
Don't worry.

275
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:54,523
I'll be doing independent study,
and it's only for a semester.

276
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:58,436
You ever seen those 90-year-olds
on the news,

277
00:14:58,522 --> 00:15:00,322
getting their high school diplomas?

278
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:03,439
They also thought
they were taking one semester off.

279
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:07,159
Well, as 2 Chainz once said,

280
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:08,988
I'm different.

281
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:10,408
I'm different.

282
00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:14,003
What about the guy whose heart
you're gonna break if you leave?

283
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:16,669
Mikey gets it, and he supports me.

284
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,129
Who's talking about Mikey?

285
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:23,634
Look, my dad has never shown
this much interest in me.

286
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:28,054
School will always be there,
but if I miss this chance with my father,

287
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:30,677
I don't know if it'll come around again.

288
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,771
Time for lesson number two.

289
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:35,639
Who's ready to cheat death?

290
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:38,851
Sure. Why not?

291
00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:40,768
Look out, Long Beach.

292
00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:42,936
Here comes The Freckled and The Furious.

293
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,028
This is so cool of you, Mr. Iglesias.

294
00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,276
You know what?

295
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,526
Give that box truck on the right
a little bit more room.

296
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,618
Your right or my right?

297
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,407
We're facing the same direction!

298
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,290
Damn straight,
facing the future, together.

299
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:05,973
Yeah, hopefully, the future has more
than ten minutes left in it, okay?

300
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,758
C... C... Careful!

301
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:10,554
Know what I like about you, Mr. Iglesias?

302
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,596
Besides my registered motor vehicle?

303
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:15,427
You're always willing to sacrifice for us.

304
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,636
Yeah, but not willing
to make the biggest sacrifice,

305
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:19,476
so move, move, move, move.

306
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,226
I know how much
your sweet ride means to you.

307
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:24,654
So you letting me do this is a big deal.

308
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:25,943
Every dad, I mean...

309
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,493
teacher, should sacrifice for their kids
the way you do.

310
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,236
You're right about that.

311
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,874
Every teacher...

312
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:36,198
...and dad sure should.

313
00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:37,656
I have a favor to ask.

314
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:45,712
What?

315
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,088
Can I borrow this bad boy
for my driving test?

316
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:54,013
So you wanna borrow my bus
and drive it without me in it?

317
00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:58,271
I don't think they'd let me
take the test on foot. What do you say?

318
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:00,690
Okay.

319
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:04,226
But first, 
I have a favor to ask of you.

320
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:07,654
I know I'm gonna regret this, but...

321
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,490
...as soon as the light turns green,

322
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,204
get on the freeway.

323
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,576
Whoo! Road trip! Vegas, baby.

324
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:42,686
Windows down,
wind in my hair, I've never felt so alive.

325
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,442
We were in rush hour traffic
on the freeway.

326
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:47,192
We barely hit 20.

327
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:51,861
Yeah, but I hit 30 on the exit ramp,
and that was without racing gloves.

328
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:54,565
Imagine the speed
once I can really grip the wheel.

329
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:58,081
Focus, Walt.
We're here on a mission. Yeah?

330
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,618
I'll have a Seven and Seven.

331
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:04,083
He'll have a 7...

332
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:05,753
Up.

333
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:08,253
He's right. I am driving, so...

334
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,345
Thank you. Thank you.

335
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,893
I'm gonna take a break.
Just a quick announcement.

336
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:26,187
The pool closes at 10:00.

337
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,105
You know, with a crowd this size,

338
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,914
you might not want to mention
other entertainment options.

339
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:38,702
I only sing to those
with music dancing in their hearts,

340
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:39,994
and currently,

341
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:42,787
that's these five souls.

342
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,126
Thanks for dropping by, Mr. Iglesias.

343
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,292
Hi, I'm Walt, his driver.

344
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:50,750
A white driver.

345
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,046
Teachers make more money than I thought.

346
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:58,143
Thank you so much for talking to Marisol.
I can't wait to hit the road with her.

347
00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,140
Yeah, I know.

348
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,771
You're so excited, you can't wait
till the end of the school year.

349
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,851
I'm gonna show her so much.

350
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:06,524
The Grand Canyon, the Hoover Dam,

351
00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:09,403
which Radissons have free late checkout.

352
00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:13,944
Because of you,
I'm going to start being her father again.

353
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,614
You know, Joaquin? I...

354
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:19,907
I'm really glad that Marisol decided
to let you back in her life.

355
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,119
Dads, am I right?

356
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:25,412
No, seriously, I'm asking,
because I don't know much about mine.

357
00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:30,209
Let's speak Spanish.

358
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:33,714
Because this nosy white boy
can't understand.

359
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:35,545
Um...

360
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:43,521
Look, being a dad is really hard.

361
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:45,177
I agree.

362
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,727
It always scared me,

363
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:50,562
that's why I decided to leave,
so I wouldn't ruin things.

364
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,111
I understand.

365
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:55,281
Some dads fill the car full of gas
and they leave.

366
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,200
Vroom.

367
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,698
That's a car noise.
Are you guys talking about me?

368
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:04,198
So you left
because you didn't want to hurt Marisol?

369
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,870
Yes. And I was right.

370
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:08,707
Marisol is wonderful.

371
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:11,250
And that's thanks to her mom,
not because of me.

372
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,050
Well...

373
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:14,588
That's what moms do.

374
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:16,631
For example, my mom had nothing,

375
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:19,635
but sacrificed everything in order
to give me the best life possible.

376
00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:22,257
That's what we do as parents,

377
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,216
we sacrifice for our kids.

378
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:25,845
What?

379
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:30,441
Dude, you bailing on your daughter
when she was a baby wasn't a sacrifice.

380
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,400
Neither is pulling her out of school
in the middle of junior year.

381
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,532
Marisol is the only one losing here.

382
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,153
So, we're going back to English?

383
00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:41,156
Thank God. I'm back in.

384
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,155
Look,

385
00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:46,043
are you a father?

386
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:49,538
No, not really,

387
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:51,997
but I kind of was
for the last three hours,

388
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:56,004
and, I can tell you,
it's always better for the grown-up

389
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,628
to make the sacrifice for the kid
than the other way around.

390
00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:01,425
So, you're not a father.

391
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:05,809
-No.
-And I am not one of your students.

392
00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:08,886
Sounds like we're done.

393
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:10,558
See you later.

394
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,067
Dads, am I right?

395
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:32,370
Hey, Coach, you ever, dip your toes
into the online dating pool?

396
00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:35,706
Dip my toes?
I cannonball into that pool...

397
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,495
butt naked.

398
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:41,127
Then you're just the person
I need to talk to.

399
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:43,886
What do you think my age cap
should be on Tinder? 23?

400
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:45,506
No no.

401
00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:49,466
You want to catch them
right before they fall to pieces.

402
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:51,639
So, 28.

403
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:53,854
Smart.

404
00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:56,227
I got my college reunion coming up,

405
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:59,685
and she shouldn't be the age
of a girl in college,

406
00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:01,856
but she also shouldn't be my age either.

407
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:03,025
Gross.

408
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:07,909
God, I feel so old.

409
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:11,617
Just call me Destiny's Grandma.

410
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:14,786
Hey, Paula. We didn't notice you here.

411
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:17,996
Yeah. Why should you?

412
00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:20,132
Why should anybody?

413
00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:24,888
It's not working.

414
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:28,679
Yeah, I thought one of us
would be getting hit with a shoe by now.

415
00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:31,771
I wore a cup for nothing.

416
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:34,900
Look, here come the big guns.

417
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:38,364
Hey, guys.
Who's excited for Abby's yoga tomorrow?

418
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,150
I can't wait. It's like ten hits of molly.

419
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,240
I'm guessing.

420
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,067
Ooh, Paula,

421
00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:49,196
didn't notice you there.

422
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:52,041
I, I hate to do this,

423
00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:54,504
but I can't have you at yoga tomorrow.

424
00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:56,706
You're just not strong enough.

425
00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:07,552
You're right, Abby.

426
00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:09,887
I get it.

427
00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:14,984
Coach, what do you do
when none of your plays are working?

428
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,850
I go to my special water bottle.

429
00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:20,443
I keep it hidden in Margaritaville.

430
00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:25,743
Come, come, everybody. Leave Paula alone.

431
00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:27,821
What she clearly needs is...

432
00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:30,030
rest.

433
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,116
Yeah.

434
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:33,752
Relaxation.

435
00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:37,172
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

436
00:23:37,707 --> 00:23:39,077
And retirement.

437
00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:42,166
I am tired.

438
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:45,168
I was tired yesterday,

439
00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:47,295
and I'm tired again today.

440
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:48,304
Yeah.

441
00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:50,217
But retirement?

442
00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:53,392
I don't think so.

443
00:23:56,476 --> 00:23:57,806
Carlos, breathe.

444
00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,020
Sure retirement is waiting out there,

445
00:24:02,482 --> 00:24:03,982
pacing back and forth,

446
00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:06,447
ready to pounce when we stumble.

447
00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:07,818
Ha, ha, ha!

448
00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:11,324
But you know what I say to retirement?

449
00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:13,293
Not today.

450
00:24:16,037 --> 00:24:18,707
I am going to march into that reunion

451
00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:21,080
without some lame-ass scrub on my arm,

452
00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:22,748
and I am going to say,

453
00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:25,836
"I am Principal Paula Madison,

454
00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:29,632
AKA you better hide
your doctor husbands...

455
00:24:31,094 --> 00:24:33,934
because I am coming for them, all of them,

456
00:24:35,223 --> 00:24:37,143
and I am bringing the good medicine."

457
00:24:37,225 --> 00:24:38,595
- Whoo!
- Whoo!

458
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:40,848
Yes! She's back.

459
00:24:41,396 --> 00:24:43,476
And to Hippie Longstocking,

460
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:47,315
who doesn't think I'm strong enough...

461
00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:48,856
yoga is canceled.

462
00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:49,945
Get!

463
00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:53,406
Well, happy she's cured,

464
00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:55,487
sad about the yoga.

465
00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:58,658
Cured? How is this any better?

466
00:24:58,747 --> 00:25:00,117
She's angry.

467
00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:03,747
She's not just angry.
She's strong and beautiful.

468
00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:06,505
And more importantly, she's not you.

469
00:25:07,714 --> 00:25:08,554
Can I say it?

470
00:25:09,132 --> 00:25:10,342
We're all thinking it.

471
00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:13,139
A-boom!

472
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,640
Hey there, how's it going?

473
00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:22,941
Pretty good.

474
00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:26,071
My hands finally stopped shaking
from Walt's last driving lesson.

475
00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:29,613
Fren fry?

476
00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:30,904
No.

477
00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,740
I'm okay. Just had lunch...

478
00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:37,079
with my dad.

479
00:25:37,994 --> 00:25:39,664
Going over the tour schedule?

480
00:25:39,746 --> 00:25:41,786
Nope, tour is canceled.

481
00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:45,253
My dad said it wasn't fair
to ask me to sacrifice school.

482
00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:47,545
He said he should be the one to sacrifice.

483
00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:48,709
Ooh...

484
00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:50,589
Yeah, this is awkward.

485
00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:53,890
I already rented out your desk.

486
00:25:56,096 --> 00:25:59,056
You know what? That's great news.

487
00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:01,390
Yeah, I guess he had
a real come-to-Jesus moment.

488
00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:03,596
Yeah. Well, sometimes, Jesus comes to you.

489
00:26:05,146 --> 00:26:07,936
My dad's actually decided
to take a break from the road

490
00:26:08,024 --> 00:26:10,114
and just play gigs in SoCal for a while.

491
00:26:10,902 --> 00:26:11,822
Isn't that great?

492
00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:13,283
Well, not for everybody.

493
00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:15,743
What about his fans
at the Best Western in Yuma?

494
00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:21,286
Well, he says he wants to be
part of my life on my terms.

495
00:26:21,871 --> 00:26:22,871
And the best part,

496
00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:25,003
he came to this on his own.

497
00:26:26,626 --> 00:26:27,746
Organically.

498
00:26:29,462 --> 00:26:31,212
Without anyone meddling.

499
00:26:33,341 --> 00:26:34,761
Right?

500
00:26:35,885 --> 00:26:38,675
How would I know?
I'm just a guy eating a fry.

501
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:42,602
Thank you, Mr. Iglesias.

502
00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:44,016
For meddling?

503
00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:46,402
For fixing something with love.

504
00:26:48,356 --> 00:26:49,356
Are you okay?

505
00:26:50,567 --> 00:26:51,937
Look, I'm not gonna lie.

506
00:26:52,527 --> 00:26:57,317
Helping Walt get out on the open road,
and the thought of you on tour,

507
00:26:58,533 --> 00:27:01,373
it made me come to grips
with something I try not to think about.

508
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:04,373
-What's that?
-Todos mis patitos se van.

509
00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:07,332
Not all your ducklings are leaving.

510
00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:08,627
Not yet, anyway.

511
00:27:09,085 --> 00:27:10,335
I'm not going anywhere.

512
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:15,723
Hey.

513
00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:18,716
You're gonna make
a really great dad someday.

514
00:27:28,396 --> 00:27:29,226
Well?

515
00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:31,524
I did it! I got my driver's license!

516
00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:34,278
Whoo-hoo!

517
00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:35,861
I am so proud of you, Walt.

518
00:27:35,945 --> 00:27:37,105
This is awesome.

519
00:27:37,697 --> 00:27:38,867
Now you are ready.

520
00:27:39,407 --> 00:27:41,487
You are ready for the ultimate test:

521
00:27:43,244 --> 00:27:44,754
Jack in the Box drive-thru.

522
00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:46,872
That's right. You're not a real driver

523
00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:50,036
until you're operating a motor vehicle
while eating a fake Taco.

524
00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:52,002
I'm in!

525
00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:55,377
I gotta say this whole father-son thing
is really working out for us.

526
00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:56,625
Yeah, who knows?

527
00:27:56,716 --> 00:27:59,136
Maybe after Jack in the Box,
we can go fishing in the LA River.

528
00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:02,223
Maybe we'll get lucky
and catch a Dodger hat...

529
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,021
or some chonis.

530
00:28:05,558 --> 00:28:07,268
And we can talk about
the birds and the bees.

531
00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:08,772
I have a lot of questions.

532
00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:11,233
Are men the birds or the bees?