1 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:08,051 [twinkling chimes] 2 00:00:11,179 --> 00:00:13,848 [audience clapping to rhythm] 3 00:00:21,814 --> 00:00:23,816 [dramatic piano music playing] 4 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:35,787 [AJ] Look at him. 5 00:00:36,412 --> 00:00:37,705 Trying so hard. 6 00:00:38,873 --> 00:00:41,501 Those teeth are practically jumping out of his mouth. 7 00:00:46,631 --> 00:00:49,092 You have to be pretty desperate to try that hard. 8 00:00:50,343 --> 00:00:52,178 And it's not just tonight. 9 00:00:52,637 --> 00:00:55,348 He's been doing this pretty much every night for years. 10 00:00:58,226 --> 00:01:01,562 Well, I guess all that sweat and trying leads to a night like this. 11 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:05,274 -["Ruby Is Red Hot" playing] -♪ Who got what I got? ♪ 12 00:01:05,358 --> 00:01:07,902 ♪ Nobody, nobody ♪ 13 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:09,946 [squeals] 14 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:13,616 So good! So good! 15 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:16,661 Whoo! [laughs] 16 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:20,706 Thank you, Bardstown. 17 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,793 -[AJ] I figured out a long time ago... -[laughs] 18 00:01:23,876 --> 00:01:25,002 ...that life sucks. 19 00:01:25,086 --> 00:01:27,255 I guess it takes other people longer to figure that out. 20 00:01:27,338 --> 00:01:29,590 [panting] Ah, okay. Three dollars. 21 00:01:30,466 --> 00:01:31,676 It's a start. 22 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:33,094 You know... 23 00:01:33,469 --> 00:01:36,389 tipping really isn't about the money. [chuckles] 24 00:01:36,472 --> 00:01:37,849 It's about connecting. 25 00:01:38,641 --> 00:01:43,354 Creating a relationship between the audience and performer. 26 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:46,440 Especially when the performer has given... 27 00:01:47,233 --> 00:01:48,860 everything to the audience. 28 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:52,446 Sorry. [quietly] It's just... 29 00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:55,074 my cat has heartworms 30 00:01:55,825 --> 00:01:58,202 and I need the money for her medications. 31 00:01:58,870 --> 00:02:00,746 You're so good. So good. 32 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,251 Jesus Christ. 33 00:02:06,252 --> 00:02:08,087 That's it, I'm calling it. Here's a 20. 34 00:02:08,171 --> 00:02:11,716 Show's over, people. Go back home. 35 00:02:18,264 --> 00:02:21,350 We better get out of here before you get mobbed by your fan. 36 00:02:22,727 --> 00:02:25,897 Okay, well, it wasn't my best crowd. Wasn't my worst either. 37 00:02:26,606 --> 00:02:28,649 Wait, it gets worse? 38 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:31,777 Well, it all depends on how you look at life, AJ. 39 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:34,655 Yeah, I'm in the liquor room, but... 40 00:02:35,573 --> 00:02:37,158 I see the champagne. 41 00:02:37,241 --> 00:02:39,202 [rat squeaks] 42 00:02:39,285 --> 00:02:40,494 Yeah, well, I see a rat. 43 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:43,623 Okay, well, that's showbiz, kiddo. 44 00:02:44,081 --> 00:02:46,417 They can't all be Diana Ross at the Felt Forum. 45 00:02:46,876 --> 00:02:47,793 Who's Diana Ross? 46 00:02:47,877 --> 00:02:49,670 -[bottles clink] -[gasps] 47 00:02:49,754 --> 00:02:50,922 [rat squeaks] 48 00:02:51,464 --> 00:02:52,798 [quietly] How dare you? 49 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:55,551 [Robert] 1981. 50 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:58,804 The roof of the Felt Forum. 51 00:03:00,056 --> 00:03:02,433 And there it is, spelled out in giant letters: 52 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:03,517 "Diana." 53 00:03:03,601 --> 00:03:06,395 D-I-A-N-A. 54 00:03:07,438 --> 00:03:11,817 She's there with this white skintight catsuit on. 55 00:03:12,443 --> 00:03:14,278 She's all skinny and gorgeous 56 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:17,865 with these gold butterfly wings. 57 00:03:18,074 --> 00:03:22,203 Yes, you heard me, big gold butterfly wings. 58 00:03:22,286 --> 00:03:23,329 And the camera... 59 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:27,625 is in a helicopter. Uh-huh. 60 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,043 And it pulls back, 61 00:03:29,585 --> 00:03:33,297 and you get a view of Diana Ross, 62 00:03:33,381 --> 00:03:34,924 and she's just spinning. 63 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:38,678 She's just spinning with these wings on, looking gorgeous. 64 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:42,473 It is s-so iconic. So iconic. 65 00:03:42,807 --> 00:03:44,725 [takes a deep breath] Diana Ross. 66 00:03:48,271 --> 00:03:49,689 You're tired. I'm sorry. 67 00:03:50,314 --> 00:03:51,274 No more talking. 68 00:03:51,941 --> 00:03:55,820 I just get so wired after a show, it's hard for me to fall asleep. 69 00:03:56,821 --> 00:04:00,241 You know, I-I'll just watch some old Oprahs. 70 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:01,409 No! 71 00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:03,160 That's even worse. 72 00:04:07,248 --> 00:04:10,960 Isn't there anything else that you do to help you fall asleep after a show? 73 00:04:12,378 --> 00:04:13,254 ["Level Up" playing] 74 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:14,672 ♪ Five, four ♪ 75 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,549 -♪ Three, two, one ♪ -♪ Leggo! Watch me! ♪ 76 00:04:16,632 --> 00:04:18,134 -♪ Level up, level up ♪ -[both moaning] 77 00:04:18,217 --> 00:04:19,844 Oh, yeah. Come here. 78 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,220 ♪ Level up, level up ♪ 79 00:04:21,304 --> 00:04:22,763 ♪ Level up, level up, level up ♪ 80 00:04:22,847 --> 00:04:25,057 -♪ All this on me ♪ -Oh. 81 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:28,227 -So Brando in Streetcar. -[both panting] 82 00:04:29,061 --> 00:04:31,272 -You're an animal. -[both growl] 83 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:32,940 -[Damien] Let's go. -[door slams loudly] 84 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:38,029 Uh... I mostly just watch old Oprahs. 85 00:04:38,112 --> 00:04:39,697 [steam hisses] 86 00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:45,077 What is that smell? 87 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:46,620 Breakfast. 88 00:04:47,288 --> 00:04:50,624 I'm done with the fast food. I need to start eatin' healthy again. 89 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:54,253 And you think chicken with a side of spray starch is healthy? 90 00:04:54,337 --> 00:04:56,422 Yeah, it's better than eating that crap I got you. 91 00:04:56,505 --> 00:05:00,676 [grunts] They should rename that thing the Egg McMuffin-top. 92 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:04,555 According to the scale, I've gained two pounds from eatin' those. 93 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:06,390 No, that scale's way off. 94 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:10,061 Mm! Good, my new purse came in. 95 00:05:10,770 --> 00:05:13,647 You said he'd call. No call. No contact at all. 96 00:05:13,731 --> 00:05:16,317 We're just followin' him from gay club to gay club, 97 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,526 and I'm gettin' fat. 98 00:05:18,194 --> 00:05:19,570 Don't worry. He'll call. 99 00:05:20,863 --> 00:05:23,074 Right now, he's thinking he's done with you. 100 00:05:23,574 --> 00:05:27,578 He's just a lonely, middle-aged, broke-ass drag queen 101 00:05:28,079 --> 00:05:31,415 who'll soon be desperate for any love or money he can get from you. 102 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:34,251 And stop stressing. You look amazing. 103 00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:35,586 [steam hisses] 104 00:05:36,462 --> 00:05:37,463 I do? 105 00:05:40,216 --> 00:05:41,217 Show me. 106 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:48,974 [Damien grunts] 107 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:50,351 Hot. 108 00:05:50,768 --> 00:05:51,769 Thank you. 109 00:05:52,353 --> 00:05:54,313 You don't have to thank me. It's true. 110 00:05:54,939 --> 00:05:57,108 You were the hottest one I ever worked with. 111 00:05:58,484 --> 00:05:59,318 "Were"? 112 00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:01,362 Are. 113 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:04,281 Hey, you just keep your eye on the prize. 114 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:06,117 Just like I did with Miss Hawaii. 115 00:06:07,618 --> 00:06:10,704 It took me years of competing to get that title. 116 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:13,499 Everyone said it was never gonna happen. 117 00:06:14,125 --> 00:06:16,836 That I was born on the wrong side of the volcano. 118 00:06:16,919 --> 00:06:19,130 -[Hawaiian music playing] -But I did it. 119 00:06:20,256 --> 00:06:22,758 I went all the way to Miss America. 120 00:06:24,635 --> 00:06:25,553 Did you win? 121 00:06:26,345 --> 00:06:27,179 No. 122 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:29,765 Ethnic faces weren't trending back then. 123 00:06:32,435 --> 00:06:34,603 That and the naked pictures that they found. 124 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:40,109 Hey, you'd better make sure that thing's cooked all the way through. 125 00:06:40,484 --> 00:06:42,903 -You don't what trichinosis or whatever. -[Damien] It's fine. 126 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,407 I have the iron set on cotton. 127 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:49,910 ["Walk It Off" playing] ♪ Uh ♪ 128 00:06:49,994 --> 00:06:51,829 [Robert] Thank you. Have a nice day. 129 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:56,500 Morning! 130 00:06:57,376 --> 00:06:58,210 [AJ] 'Sup? 131 00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:02,381 I got up early and went into town. Didn't want to wake you. 132 00:07:02,882 --> 00:07:07,136 Yeah, well, next time, don't be so loud putting your bed away. 133 00:07:07,595 --> 00:07:08,721 Note taken. 134 00:07:10,890 --> 00:07:14,435 Okay, I got us some essentials. 135 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:17,771 Dental floss, mouthwash... 136 00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:21,442 a little Western-wear shirt for you. 137 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:24,361 Do you hear me? 138 00:07:26,197 --> 00:07:27,031 Yeah. 139 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:28,699 Did you hear you? 140 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:34,413 [sighs] I mean, look at this cute little sequin bird detail. 141 00:07:35,164 --> 00:07:38,250 Wouldn't it be nice to have a little sparkle in your life? 142 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:40,794 Nope. That shirt's stupid. 143 00:07:41,462 --> 00:07:42,838 [Robert] It is not. 144 00:07:42,922 --> 00:07:44,548 I-I can't see you 145 00:07:44,632 --> 00:07:47,968 in those same old sad shirts day after day. 146 00:07:48,052 --> 00:07:50,012 We're going to Nashville. 147 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:53,807 This is adorable. It's like early Dolly Parton. 148 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:55,351 Who's Dolly Parton? 149 00:07:55,434 --> 00:07:56,936 [gasps] Again... 150 00:07:57,770 --> 00:07:58,604 how dare you? 151 00:07:59,230 --> 00:08:02,066 Dolly Parton is iconic. 152 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:05,736 Oh, great! Now there's another one? 153 00:08:06,362 --> 00:08:09,698 Diana Ross is iconic. Cher is iconic. 154 00:08:10,241 --> 00:08:12,284 Now Dolly Parton is iconic? 155 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:14,662 What's your point? 156 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:16,914 All you ever do is talk about women. 157 00:08:17,373 --> 00:08:20,501 Don't you know any men who are... [imitates Robert]... iconic? 158 00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:23,254 Good question. [takes a deep breath] 159 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:25,548 -Do I? -You never talk about men. 160 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:30,719 The only man that you ever talk about is the one who screwed you over. 161 00:08:30,803 --> 00:08:31,804 I know one. 162 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:34,515 Bob Mackie. 163 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:36,892 Who's Bob Mackie? 164 00:08:37,893 --> 00:08:39,144 Okay, for the third time, 165 00:08:39,395 --> 00:08:41,230 how dare you? 166 00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:45,317 Bob Mackie is a genius costume designer. 167 00:08:45,401 --> 00:08:46,485 [takes a deep breath] 168 00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:48,988 -Google him. -You Google him. 169 00:08:49,405 --> 00:08:50,406 I'm having a bagel 170 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:53,325 and looking at Walter Geoffrey the Frenchie's Instagram. 171 00:08:53,409 --> 00:08:55,077 -It's my morning routine. -[Walter howls] 172 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,245 Here. 173 00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:57,329 [sighs] 174 00:08:57,413 --> 00:09:01,750 Bob Mackie was the entertainment industry in the '70s and '80s. 175 00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:05,170 He designed for everyone, darling. Everyone. 176 00:09:05,254 --> 00:09:07,047 Here. Take a look at this. 177 00:09:07,131 --> 00:09:09,758 [AJ] I don't need to see some has-been's Google page. 178 00:09:09,842 --> 00:09:12,469 He is not a has-been. I'll prove it to you. 179 00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:15,889 Bob Mackie current news. Okay. 180 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:19,268 "Bob Mackie revisits Cher." No, not that one. 181 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:22,104 Okay, "Bob Mackie in the '80s." Not that one either. 182 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:25,816 "Bob Mackie Museum opens." What? 183 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:29,612 There's a Bob Mackie museum? Oh, my God. 184 00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:31,113 You'll never believe this. 185 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:33,490 What? It's iconic? 186 00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:36,785 No, it's in Tennessee, and where are we going? 187 00:09:36,869 --> 00:09:37,911 Tennessee. 188 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:42,416 Oh, my God. It's all about Tennessee right now. 189 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,169 It's only six hours out of our way. 190 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,837 Six hours for a museum? 191 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,339 [exclaims] 192 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:49,423 That's stupid. 193 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:52,926 And y-you know how I always like to look on the bright side? 194 00:09:53,010 --> 00:09:57,431 Well, the bright side is six hours away, and I wanna look at it. 195 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,475 I-I mean, try to relate. 196 00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:03,437 What if I told you there was a Walter Geoffrey the Frenchie museum? 197 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:06,440 -What would you say to that? -I'd say, let's hit it. 198 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:07,524 Thank you. 199 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:10,736 Mount Juliet, here we come. 200 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:12,863 [dogs barking] 201 00:10:15,908 --> 00:10:18,494 -[Sweeney] Who is it? -It's Louis, from next door. 202 00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:21,080 -Be good. Who is it? -[dogs continue barking] 203 00:10:21,163 --> 00:10:22,873 It's Louis, from next door. 204 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:27,086 -Who is it? -It's me, Louis, from next door. 205 00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:29,088 Oh. Oh, be quiet. Be still. 206 00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:31,256 -[barking stops] -Oh, good doggies. 207 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:33,676 -Who is it? -It's your neighbor, Louis! 208 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:36,929 -Oh. Do you have my Quaker Oats? -[Louis] Yes, ma'am, I do. 209 00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:39,098 -And my cigarettes? -[Louis] Yes, ma'am. 210 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:40,015 Thank you. 211 00:10:40,099 --> 00:10:42,101 -[dogs continue barking] -Uh... 212 00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:44,812 Uh, you forgot your groceries, 213 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:46,522 -Mrs. Sweeney. -Who is it? 214 00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:47,773 Help me, Jesus. 215 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:49,942 It's still Louis from next door. 216 00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:51,110 Who is it? 217 00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:53,404 I don't think your hearing aid is turned on, Mrs. Sweeney. 218 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:56,365 -[chuckles] You know, you're right. -[hearing aid clicks] 219 00:10:56,949 --> 00:11:00,536 -[Sweeney] It was off, but it's on now. -Well, here are your groceries. 220 00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:03,789 And I'm trying to locate the woman with the little kid 221 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,207 who lived up in 3A. 222 00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:07,334 Her name was Brianna Douglas. 223 00:11:07,418 --> 00:11:09,420 Oh, yes, the one who got evicted. 224 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:12,548 Her kid, y-- liked my dogs. 225 00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:14,591 -Uh-huh. -[Sweeney] The mother was coming in 226 00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:16,385 at all hours of the night. 227 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:21,557 Wearing this low-cut top with a butterfly on it. 228 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,350 Was it all in sequins? 229 00:11:23,434 --> 00:11:25,519 Yes, with her ta-tas hanging out. 230 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:27,020 Do you know where she moved to? 231 00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:28,814 [clicks tongue] Yes. 232 00:11:29,565 --> 00:11:30,983 The corner of Seventh... 233 00:11:32,443 --> 00:11:33,485 and whore. 234 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:35,946 Oh... 235 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,449 -Um... M-Mrs. Sweeney. -[dogs barking] 236 00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:39,658 [Sweeney] Who is it? 237 00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,201 Oh, no, ma'am, not today. 238 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:44,872 ["Walk It Off" playing] 239 00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:47,416 [AJ] You wouldn't even drive a mile out of the way 240 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,668 when I wanted to go to that trampoline park. 241 00:11:50,002 --> 00:11:52,838 [Robert] I don't care if it is ten hours out of the way 242 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,381 and I have to crawl there. 243 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:57,801 Bob Mackie gives me life, and I need it. 244 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,221 [birds chirping] 245 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,352 What the hell is this? 246 00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:11,064 America. Welcome to small-town USA. 247 00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:12,608 [AJ] They have a pet store. 248 00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:15,152 [Robert] Yeah, right next to an ice-cream parlor. 249 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,029 So far, everything's right on brand. 250 00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:21,575 Oh, look, this nice young man is helping a little old lady across the street. 251 00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:25,329 I thought that was a not-so-urban myth. 252 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:28,081 Okay, park. I wanna go back there. 253 00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:29,082 [Robert] Wait, hold on. 254 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:32,085 Uh, the GPS is saying the museum is right up here. Do you see it? 255 00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:33,504 What will it look like? 256 00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:36,799 I'm guessing all gold with pink doors. 257 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:41,970 [Robert] Lower your expectations, Robert. 258 00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:51,438 [parking brake clicks] 259 00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:59,029 -It's a freakin' house. -This is so not on-brand. 260 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,074 We drove... 261 00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:04,701 six hours... 262 00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:07,871 to see a freakin' house. 263 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:11,834 I can hear that you're upset. Now imagine my pain. 264 00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:16,171 I should have known something was fishy when nobody Yelped about this place. 265 00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:17,256 Where are you going? 266 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,759 I want to go back to the pet store in small-town USA. 267 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:23,136 You mean small scam USA. 268 00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:26,390 I've come to far to get scammed again. Wait here. 269 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,474 Yeah, right. 270 00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:33,105 [scoffs] One more scam in a world 271 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:35,816 that's apparently now just filled with scams. 272 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:39,570 A world where no one or nothing is what they-- they say they are. 273 00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:43,407 Well, little one, there comes a time when you have to fight for a world 274 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,992 without all this darkness and deceit. 275 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:46,827 You sound like you're in Star Wars. 276 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,996 -Never seen it. -How dare you? 277 00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:52,374 Well, I have had it. 278 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,209 I don't know what kind of sick game this is, 279 00:13:54,293 --> 00:13:56,879 luring in unsuspecting Bob Mackie fans, but-- 280 00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,841 Good afternoon. How can I help you? 281 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:02,759 You have some nerve. 282 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:04,970 We came all the way... 283 00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:12,978 Is that the dress Carol Channing wore in the 1974 Broadway production of Lorelei 284 00:14:13,312 --> 00:14:16,440 -based on... -[both] Gentlemen Prefer Blondes? 285 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,859 -[both gasp] -Yes, it is. 286 00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:23,906 And did you know that she also originated the role of Lorelei Lee in 1949? 287 00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:25,824 Of course I did. I'm not a Neanderthal. 288 00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:27,409 [gasps] 289 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:31,538 -Is that the dress Diana Ross-- -Twenty dollars, please. 290 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:34,416 That's how much it costs to enter the museum. 291 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,877 You mean enter the house. 292 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:42,424 These dresses are collector's items. I can't have you look at them for free. 293 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:46,053 [sighs] You know I can see over your head, right? 294 00:14:46,637 --> 00:14:48,472 I realize that now, yes. 295 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,893 But it's the principle. 296 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:55,020 These cost me a fortune. 297 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:57,356 That dress is the dress that Diana Ross wore 298 00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:58,398 in the finale of her... 299 00:14:58,482 --> 00:15:02,319 [both] ...1971 television special, Diana! 300 00:15:03,362 --> 00:15:04,196 Yes. 301 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,616 And you can't just stand here and look at it for free. 302 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:08,784 Twenty dollars. 303 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,662 How many more Mackies do you have in there? 304 00:15:13,789 --> 00:15:16,166 Oh, my God, that was a real Bob Mackie. 305 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,002 I can't believe everyone isn't Yelping about this place. 306 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:22,547 -Pet store. -Here's our brochure. 307 00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:25,175 "Fifteen classic Bob Mackie dresses 308 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:29,262 placed throughout the halls of a venerable old Victorian." 309 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,056 And how much for children? 310 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,017 [curator] Twenty dollars. 311 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,520 This isn't a museum for children. 312 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:39,648 You mean this isn't a house for children. 313 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:41,733 I see you're traveling. 314 00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:45,195 We also have a combo bed-and-breakfast package. 315 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:49,533 For an additional $60, you get one night in the Mahogany Suite. 316 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:52,703 Mahogany as in the type of wood? Or... 317 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:57,624 [both] ...the 1975 movie starring Diana Ross. 318 00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:58,625 [gasps] 319 00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:02,004 The walls are lined with original watercolors. 320 00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:04,297 All Diana's iconic looks. 321 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:07,551 Oh, my God. The walls are lined. 322 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:11,179 Jesus. Can I talk to you in private? 323 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,768 [curator] Please don't look while I'm gone. 324 00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:23,859 Sit down. 325 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:28,405 [sighs] So, what's your name? 326 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:33,285 Lloyd Johnson, and please take your dirty boot off my nice toile cushion. 327 00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:39,791 Look, Lloyd Johnson. He really wants to go inside and stay at your house. 328 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:42,669 It's a museum and bed and breakfast. 329 00:16:42,753 --> 00:16:43,754 [sighs] 330 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:48,216 -But you gotta give me a better price. -The price is the price. No exceptions. 331 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,053 The man's broke, Lloyd Johnson. 332 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,931 His boyfriend just left him with nothing. 333 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,934 -AJ, stop. -I got this. 334 00:16:58,852 --> 00:16:59,811 Is it true? 335 00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:03,315 What... is it a she... said? 336 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,652 Yes, I'm afraid it is. 337 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,905 Well, I'm sorry to hear that. 338 00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:16,578 Museum admission is the same, but I'll do 25 for the Mahogany Suite. 339 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,294 This is on me. 340 00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:27,798 Merry Christmas. 341 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:30,300 Wait, seriously. Where are you getting all this money? 342 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,677 I knocked over a claw machine back in Louisville. 343 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:37,682 Miss? Miss. 344 00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:42,729 And the tour concludes here in the formal sitting room, 345 00:17:42,813 --> 00:17:47,025 with this flapper-themed dress Bob designed for Ann-Margret 346 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:49,069 for a skit on The Carol Burnett Show. 347 00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:51,988 [chuckles] Oh, my God, I remember that like it was... 348 00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,448 40 years ago. 349 00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:58,286 [chuckles] You're delightful. Would you like some iced tea? 350 00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:00,163 -How much? -AJ, don't be rude. 351 00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:03,667 Lloyd is offering us some iced tea, he's not charging us for it. 352 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,169 Actually, it's three dollars a glass. 353 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,172 Oh, it's pricey, but let's go for it. 354 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:13,218 I haven't had any liquid since we shared a Big Gulp in Murfreesboro. 355 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,137 I'll go get it. Be right back. 356 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:18,682 Please, don't touch anything while I'm gone. 357 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:22,936 Well, partner. 358 00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:27,941 -It's no trampoline park. -Well, it is for me. 359 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:30,277 [Robert laughs] Where you going? 360 00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:32,112 To the other room. 361 00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:37,450 I'm sick and tired of hearing you and Lloyd Johnson talk about fugle beads. 362 00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:40,495 -They're bugle beads -They're boring beads! 363 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,460 [automated voice on phone] Incoming call. Robert. 364 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:51,339 Hello? 365 00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:54,176 Girl, you'll never guess where I am. 366 00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:57,679 I don't know here you are, but I'm in heaven. 367 00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:00,891 I'm at the Bob Mackie Museum. 368 00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:04,644 -I still win. -Want to order some takeout? 369 00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:07,022 -[gasps] Ooh, love to. -Okay. 370 00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:09,608 [Patrick] I'll get my phone. It's in my pants. 371 00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:12,652 -Are you walking around butt naked? -Yep. 372 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:15,780 Ah, times like this, I miss my eyes. 373 00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:18,200 Did I just hear Officer Patrick? 374 00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:20,493 Yes, you did, girl. 375 00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:23,663 [chuckles] We're having a little Wednesday matinee. 376 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:28,585 So before act two starts, let me tell you something real important real quick. 377 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:32,923 What, more important than me at the Bob Mackie Museum? 378 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,134 I find that hard to believe. 379 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:39,429 [Louis] I got the deets on the little kid's mother. 380 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:40,680 She's LGBT. 381 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:42,807 She's gay? 382 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:45,810 No, she's that hooker we call LGBT. 383 00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:47,562 Lady Glitter Butterfly Top. 384 00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:50,899 Ever since that day you saw her in that sad sequin top. 385 00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:54,027 [sighs] Oh, wow, shit. 386 00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:57,364 That's AJ's mother? 387 00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:58,782 -[Louis] Mm-hmm. -[sighs] 388 00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:02,953 The day you left I bumped into LGBT passed out on our stoop. 389 00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:04,788 Sprawled there. 390 00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:06,498 Totally out of it. 391 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,167 Smelling like four nights of funk. 392 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:13,296 [sighs heavily] That sad, sweet, poor lost soul. 393 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,924 [quietly] Who has sex in cars and shoots up. 394 00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:17,759 Wow. 395 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,637 [clicks tongue] AJ's better off with me. 396 00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:21,972 What? 397 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,556 Well, she is. 398 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:26,893 [clicks tongue] Now I get it. Poor kid. 399 00:20:26,977 --> 00:20:29,938 Robert, it sounds like you thinking of keeping her. 400 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:32,399 Don't be silly. I'm not gonna keep her. 401 00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:34,943 I'll keep her safe. 402 00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:38,154 At least until I figure out what's best for her. 403 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,781 And what does that mean? 404 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,867 I guess, take her to her grandfather in Texas? 405 00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:45,578 I told you this would happen. Didn't I tell you? 406 00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:48,915 I ordered Chinese. You want to eat in here or in the living room? 407 00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:52,961 D-Did-- Wait-- Wait. In the living room? Louis, are y'all in my bed? 408 00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:57,340 Officer Patrick, are you and Louis in my bed? 409 00:20:57,841 --> 00:21:00,260 'Cause if you are, y'all need to burn that mattress. 410 00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:02,595 -Wow. -She means it. 411 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,391 [woman] Right. Got everything? Can you open the gate? 412 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:08,768 All right. Thank you. 413 00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:13,398 Okay, here. Let's fix... Honey, you look so beautiful. 414 00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:15,692 All right. 415 00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:20,155 [mournful piano music playing] 416 00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:23,325 [crying] Mama! 417 00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:26,286 Mama! 418 00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:29,998 [Louis] Ow! What was that? 419 00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:31,708 Just some kid. 420 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,460 I'm blind, bitch! 421 00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:37,672 [AJ panting and crying] 422 00:21:38,423 --> 00:21:39,799 [keys jangling] 423 00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:44,262 [panting] 424 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:50,977 Mama! 425 00:21:51,895 --> 00:21:52,729 Mama! 426 00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:55,106 Mama! Mama! 427 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,992 [crying] 428 00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:19,589 No. 429 00:22:19,881 --> 00:22:21,883 No, no, no, no, no! 430 00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:30,683 [sobs] No! No! 431 00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:11,349 [Robert] AJ. 432 00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:13,768 AJ. 433 00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:16,980 You okay? 434 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:20,316 Why are you looking at me like that? 435 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:21,734 Like what? 436 00:23:22,527 --> 00:23:23,528 [AJ] I don't know. 437 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:25,947 All weird or somethin'. 438 00:23:26,656 --> 00:23:28,575 I didn't know how you take your tea, 439 00:23:28,658 --> 00:23:32,078 so I have sugar, Equal, or Stevia and Eydie Gormé. 440 00:23:32,162 --> 00:23:33,872 [curator laughs] Good. 441 00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:35,874 So many people don't get that joke. 442 00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:37,375 I want ice cream. 443 00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:39,335 I have Dove bars in the freezer. 444 00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:42,338 -Five dollars. -Not from here. 445 00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:44,340 I'm gonna walk back to that ice cream place. 446 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:46,050 Y-You can't go alone. I'll come with you. 447 00:23:46,134 --> 00:23:48,887 She'll be fine. It's only across the town square. 448 00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:52,599 Shall we sit in the Ann-Margaret room and have our iced tea? 449 00:23:52,682 --> 00:23:54,017 Uh, is that real? 450 00:23:54,684 --> 00:23:56,644 [Lloyd] Yes, that's Duchess. 451 00:23:57,103 --> 00:24:00,023 I know. Some people think it's odd, but... 452 00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:04,235 I just couldn't bring myself to put her in the ground. 453 00:24:04,819 --> 00:24:07,238 -Are you a dog person, Robert? -I am. 454 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:12,994 Are you a dog person, Robert? 455 00:24:13,703 --> 00:24:16,372 Well, I did foster a little poodle once. 456 00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:19,125 Put her in a cute little Bark Jacobs sweater, 457 00:24:19,209 --> 00:24:20,460 -but... -[chuckles] 458 00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:23,963 ...it was too hard. I live in New York, and I'm on the road performing. 459 00:24:24,547 --> 00:24:25,924 What kind of performer? 460 00:24:26,007 --> 00:24:27,133 I do drag. 461 00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:28,134 [gasps] 462 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:31,513 That's exciting. Come on, tell me all about it. 463 00:24:35,558 --> 00:24:36,643 Be careful. 464 00:24:37,268 --> 00:24:38,811 You be careful. 465 00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:44,359 [Robert chuckles] 466 00:24:48,863 --> 00:24:51,616 Don't touch Duchess or anything else. 467 00:24:51,699 --> 00:24:52,534 Okay. 468 00:24:56,287 --> 00:24:57,413 [spits] 469 00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:12,136 [sighs] Kathy Lee. 470 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:15,932 Don't just stand there. Help me stack. 471 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:23,147 [woman] You are Miss Lilac Little Lady. 472 00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:27,860 I hate being a Lilac Lady. I'm a feminist. 473 00:25:27,944 --> 00:25:30,154 I do not know what has gotten into you lately, young lady, 474 00:25:30,238 --> 00:25:32,991 but you signed up to be a Mt. Juliet Lilac Little Lady, 475 00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:35,493 and you are gonna sell this taffy. 476 00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:38,288 -You signed me up. -[hushes] 477 00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:39,289 That's enough now. 478 00:25:39,497 --> 00:25:41,624 Now, I'm going over to the Cut & Curl to get my blowout, 479 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:44,294 and when I get back, this taffy better be gone. 480 00:25:46,462 --> 00:25:50,508 Come over here, put a smile on your face, and sell some taffy. 481 00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:52,010 [sighs] 482 00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:57,390 [AJ gasps] 483 00:25:57,473 --> 00:25:59,183 -[dogs bark] -[AJ] Hi, dogs. 484 00:25:59,851 --> 00:26:01,477 Hey. [kisses] 485 00:26:07,984 --> 00:26:08,985 Well, hey there. 486 00:26:09,986 --> 00:26:12,864 Looking like somebody got them a big ol' ice cream cone. 487 00:26:12,947 --> 00:26:14,782 Yeah, how much for the black-and-white dog? 488 00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:17,452 Oh, the border collie? [chuckles] 489 00:26:17,577 --> 00:26:20,872 -He's a beauty. -Yeah. How much? 490 00:26:21,456 --> 00:26:22,332 Two hundred. 491 00:26:22,415 --> 00:26:24,083 -Two hundred? -Mm-hmm. 492 00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:25,209 How about 35 bucks? 493 00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:27,253 That's all I got. 494 00:26:27,337 --> 00:26:28,421 [chuckles softly] 495 00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:30,173 I've had a lot of expenses lately. 496 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:32,884 [laughs] 497 00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:35,261 Two hundred. And he's a very special dog. 498 00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:37,347 Hold my cone for a second. 499 00:26:41,392 --> 00:26:44,437 This... is a $200 dog. 500 00:26:45,521 --> 00:26:47,690 Can the dog in the window do this? 501 00:26:48,024 --> 00:26:50,151 [howls loudly] 502 00:26:51,903 --> 00:26:54,864 -Hm. Didn't think so. -[clerk] Hm. 503 00:26:55,490 --> 00:26:58,034 -[clerk] Hm. -Take the 35 bucks. 504 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:02,205 -Here's your cone. -Come on. He's better off with me. 505 00:27:03,706 --> 00:27:07,251 I've seen what happens to dogs in this town. 506 00:27:08,336 --> 00:27:09,504 It's two hundred. 507 00:27:10,088 --> 00:27:11,214 [squawks] 508 00:27:16,761 --> 00:27:19,806 Hey. I see you're not movin' any product. 509 00:27:19,889 --> 00:27:22,141 -[scoffs] -I'll give you... 510 00:27:23,017 --> 00:27:27,605 35 dollars and the rest of this ice cream 511 00:27:28,606 --> 00:27:30,233 for your boxes and your uniform. 512 00:27:32,568 --> 00:27:33,569 So, what do you say? 513 00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:38,157 [country rock music playing on car stereo] 514 00:27:40,118 --> 00:27:43,413 -[Kathy Lee giggling] -[music fades abruptly] 515 00:27:43,496 --> 00:27:45,998 -[brakes screech] -Kathy Lee Anderson! 516 00:27:46,457 --> 00:27:47,375 [woman] Oh, my! 517 00:27:48,626 --> 00:27:49,836 Where is your uniform? 518 00:27:49,919 --> 00:27:51,546 It was oppressive! 519 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:54,674 You cannot be running around the town square half naked. 520 00:27:54,757 --> 00:27:56,634 I've never felt more free! 521 00:27:57,468 --> 00:27:59,887 [scoffs] Get in this car and you stay there. 522 00:28:00,972 --> 00:28:02,181 [Kathy Lee] I'm being triggered. 523 00:28:02,265 --> 00:28:06,728 [sighs] She learns this, on her phone. [scoffs] 524 00:28:06,811 --> 00:28:07,937 [both] Mm-hmm. 525 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:10,857 -Snapchat. -[Kathy Lee] Don't put me in a box, Mama! 526 00:28:11,274 --> 00:28:13,526 I'll tell you where I'm gonna put you. 527 00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:16,404 You are gonna get grounded 528 00:28:16,487 --> 00:28:18,990 if I ever see you take your clothes off again. 529 00:28:21,451 --> 00:28:24,412 -[woman 1] Thank you. -[woman 2] Mm. I'll take 'em both. 530 00:28:24,495 --> 00:28:28,791 Going-out-of-business sale! Only two boxes of taffy left! 531 00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:30,668 We lost our lease! 532 00:28:31,002 --> 00:28:33,796 This is the last delicious batch. 533 00:28:33,921 --> 00:28:34,756 Taffy, sir? 534 00:28:35,173 --> 00:28:38,843 -Uh, no, thanks. I-I'm a diabetic. -Same. 535 00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:42,555 But if you buy a box, we'll send it over to the troops. 536 00:28:42,638 --> 00:28:44,474 You'll send my taffy to the troops? 537 00:28:44,557 --> 00:28:47,643 Yep. Taffy for the troops. Only ten dollars a box. 538 00:28:47,727 --> 00:28:50,354 Uh... Uh, that seems like a lot. 539 00:28:50,438 --> 00:28:52,982 Yeah, well, the troops are all the way in, um... 540 00:28:55,109 --> 00:28:56,152 you know? 541 00:28:57,278 --> 00:28:58,279 Afghanistan. 542 00:28:58,362 --> 00:28:59,906 Uh, yeah, Afghanistan. 543 00:28:59,989 --> 00:29:01,657 -Huh. [sighs] -[car tires screech] 544 00:29:01,741 --> 00:29:04,285 -Well, can you make change for a 20? -I-I got change. 545 00:29:04,368 --> 00:29:06,996 Stop. That is our money. 546 00:29:07,872 --> 00:29:09,874 These are my daughter's taffy boxes. 547 00:29:09,957 --> 00:29:12,585 She sold them to me. Check her pockets. 548 00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:16,088 She doesn't have any pockets because you are wearing her uniform. 549 00:29:16,714 --> 00:29:17,924 -Sir. -Uh-huh? 550 00:29:18,341 --> 00:29:20,134 We're in the middle of a sale here. 551 00:29:21,844 --> 00:29:22,970 Give me that hat. 552 00:29:23,971 --> 00:29:25,014 [doorbell rings] 553 00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:26,891 Will you excuse me for a minute? 554 00:29:26,974 --> 00:29:29,477 Wednesday tends to be a big notary day. 555 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:30,520 Mm. 556 00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:35,608 We've got a situation, Lloyd. 557 00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:38,653 And this situation tells me she's stayin' here. 558 00:29:38,736 --> 00:29:42,198 Oh, my. This can't be good. Robert. 559 00:29:44,367 --> 00:29:47,245 -Oh, where did you get that uniform? -[mother] She stole it. 560 00:29:47,328 --> 00:29:48,746 And my daughter's taffy money. 561 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:50,957 [Kathy Lee] I'm finally happy! 562 00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:55,169 Kathy Lee, you get back in that house right this minute! 563 00:29:55,586 --> 00:29:56,921 And no more phone! 564 00:29:58,756 --> 00:30:01,092 -[Kathy Lee] You don't own me! -[sighs] 565 00:30:02,468 --> 00:30:05,888 Uh, Lloyd, why don't you step back inside? I'll handle this. 566 00:30:06,347 --> 00:30:10,101 Fine, but please don't make a scene right in front of the museum. 567 00:30:10,184 --> 00:30:11,018 House. 568 00:30:15,606 --> 00:30:16,691 [sighs] 569 00:30:18,609 --> 00:30:22,154 -Hi, I'm Robert, and you are... -I'm ticked off, that's what I am. 570 00:30:23,823 --> 00:30:24,657 Explain. 571 00:30:25,074 --> 00:30:28,703 I had to make $200 for a dog, which is another rip-off. 572 00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:30,746 This whole town is a rip-off. 573 00:30:30,830 --> 00:30:32,164 You don't need a dog. 574 00:30:32,248 --> 00:30:34,959 You needed Bob Mackie, and I need a dog. 575 00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:36,627 Give this woman her money back. 576 00:30:37,211 --> 00:30:39,881 Her kid couldn't even sell one box. 577 00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:41,382 [mother sighs] 578 00:30:43,259 --> 00:30:46,220 I think I deserve an apology for myself and my daughter. 579 00:30:55,146 --> 00:30:57,732 Proper young ladies don't act like criminals. 580 00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:00,943 Didn't your mother teach you the difference between right and wrong? 581 00:31:02,445 --> 00:31:03,696 [Robert] May I speak to you? 582 00:31:05,239 --> 00:31:06,240 Over there. 583 00:31:12,872 --> 00:31:14,999 I understand that you're upset, 584 00:31:15,082 --> 00:31:17,835 but you do not get to tell her what's proper for a little girl. 585 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,255 You have no idea what this child's been through. 586 00:31:21,339 --> 00:31:23,466 She doesn't even have a mother to speak of. 587 00:31:24,133 --> 00:31:27,720 So before you go telling other people what is or isn't proper, 588 00:31:28,346 --> 00:31:31,891 maybe you should ask yourself if the way you just spoke to a child 589 00:31:31,974 --> 00:31:34,560 is very proper for an adult woman. 590 00:31:42,693 --> 00:31:44,403 I'll be needing that uniform back. 591 00:31:46,072 --> 00:31:48,199 And tell Lloyd I expect it to be laundered. 592 00:31:50,576 --> 00:31:53,454 [sighs] Kathy Lee, stop flossing in the window! 593 00:31:54,789 --> 00:31:55,957 And hopping! 594 00:31:56,499 --> 00:31:57,333 Seriously. 595 00:32:03,381 --> 00:32:05,883 [Robert] After seeing everything I've been through, 596 00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:07,760 you're still scamming people? 597 00:32:09,679 --> 00:32:10,513 Well? 598 00:32:11,472 --> 00:32:13,557 -Say something. -I have a mother. 599 00:32:14,642 --> 00:32:17,269 You told that lady that I don't. I do. 600 00:32:18,896 --> 00:32:19,855 I know you do. 601 00:32:20,773 --> 00:32:22,650 Louis and I just realized who she is. 602 00:32:22,733 --> 00:32:25,695 We used to see her on the street in that butterfly top. 603 00:32:27,863 --> 00:32:29,115 She was so messed up. 604 00:32:30,408 --> 00:32:33,035 I mean, you told me she was an addict, but... [sighs] 605 00:32:33,119 --> 00:32:36,831 ...I guess I kept trying to make the situation better than it really is. 606 00:32:38,082 --> 00:32:41,585 Now I understand how much she wasn't there for you. 607 00:32:42,878 --> 00:32:44,880 You don't understand shit. 608 00:32:46,424 --> 00:32:48,676 -Where are you going? -To the RV. 609 00:32:49,802 --> 00:32:52,805 You can stay up here in your stupid suite. 610 00:32:52,888 --> 00:32:54,640 Why are you so upset? 611 00:32:54,724 --> 00:32:58,561 'Cause all I wanted was to go to a trampoline park 612 00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:00,146 and maybe get a puppy. 613 00:33:00,229 --> 00:33:02,690 But you used all my money, 614 00:33:03,065 --> 00:33:06,027 so you could come here and sparkle. 615 00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:08,904 Are you mocking me? Because I feel mocked. 616 00:33:09,447 --> 00:33:12,199 You know what? I'll reimburse you for the suite. 617 00:33:12,283 --> 00:33:14,410 Oh, really? With what money? 618 00:33:15,036 --> 00:33:17,788 'Cause all I hear is that you're sad and have no money. 619 00:33:17,872 --> 00:33:19,790 Yeah, all I hear is, "Take me to Texas." 620 00:33:19,874 --> 00:33:22,752 -We need a time-out. -Oh, yeah, we definitely need a time-out. 621 00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:24,211 -[AJ] Good! -[Robert] Good. 622 00:33:24,295 --> 00:33:26,422 [AJ] I don't know why you're still talking. 623 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:28,007 I'm already in time-out. 624 00:33:29,842 --> 00:33:31,302 [sighs] 625 00:33:36,098 --> 00:33:38,309 [Damien] Well, I checked his tour schedule. 626 00:33:39,977 --> 00:33:42,396 He hasn't arrived at the club in Nashville yet. 627 00:33:42,772 --> 00:33:44,732 So, where is he? 628 00:33:46,108 --> 00:33:48,069 I don't know. Spa day? 629 00:33:48,569 --> 00:33:50,988 -[sighs] -Oh, your salad came. 630 00:33:55,785 --> 00:33:57,787 Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay. 631 00:33:58,621 --> 00:33:59,663 [gasps] 632 00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:04,794 I said dressing on the side. [whines] 633 00:34:06,045 --> 00:34:07,254 [grunts] 634 00:34:07,963 --> 00:34:10,132 I said... I... [stammers] 635 00:34:10,216 --> 00:34:13,135 You'd better just eat it. You're totally hypoglycemic. 636 00:34:13,427 --> 00:34:14,386 My daughter's like that. 637 00:34:14,470 --> 00:34:16,222 If she doesn't eat, she'll bite your head off. 638 00:34:16,305 --> 00:34:18,224 [Damien] Shut up about your damn daughter. 639 00:34:18,349 --> 00:34:19,183 See? 640 00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:21,185 I can't keep driving around on those donut tires. 641 00:34:21,268 --> 00:34:23,187 Who knows what that alignment's doing to my axle? 642 00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:26,232 You want new tires? You know how to make some money. 643 00:34:27,274 --> 00:34:28,400 Here, let me help you. 644 00:34:29,235 --> 00:34:31,946 Siri, gay bars outside Nashville. 645 00:34:32,029 --> 00:34:33,656 No! I'm done with all of that. 646 00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:35,574 Just give me one of your bogus credit cards. 647 00:34:35,658 --> 00:34:37,952 [automated voice] Sorry, I didn't quite get that. 648 00:34:38,035 --> 00:34:40,746 Siri, gay bars outside Nashville. 649 00:34:40,830 --> 00:34:43,749 Did you not hear me? I said, I'm done with all of that. 650 00:34:43,833 --> 00:34:45,042 You want new tires? 651 00:34:45,126 --> 00:34:48,504 Or you want to stand there and keep making that "I'm not a hooker anymore" speech? 652 00:34:49,672 --> 00:34:54,009 I... am not... [shouting] ...a hooker! 653 00:34:58,722 --> 00:34:59,974 [panting] 654 00:35:00,057 --> 00:35:02,143 Okay, calm down. 655 00:35:04,228 --> 00:35:07,731 I realize now that maybe that comment went too far. 656 00:35:08,941 --> 00:35:10,526 Why, you gonna shoot me? 657 00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:13,154 No, just reminding you who's in charge. 658 00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:35,467 [lock beeps] 659 00:35:36,218 --> 00:35:37,052 [slams loudly] 660 00:35:37,595 --> 00:35:39,597 Wow. 661 00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:44,435 [jazz music playing on speakers] 662 00:35:56,572 --> 00:35:58,991 All I wanted to do was see some gorgeous dresses, 663 00:36:00,034 --> 00:36:01,452 and now we're in a time-out. 664 00:36:01,911 --> 00:36:03,829 I think that was a wise idea. 665 00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:06,999 Did you enjoy your pot pie? 666 00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:10,794 I mean, clearly this isn't about a trampoline park or a puppy. 667 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:14,048 She's upset about what I said about her mother, 668 00:36:14,131 --> 00:36:15,466 and I don't know why 669 00:36:15,549 --> 00:36:18,093 because she says worse things about her all the time. 670 00:36:18,594 --> 00:36:20,471 I guess it's just that thing where 671 00:36:20,721 --> 00:36:22,723 "I can say it, but you can't." 672 00:36:23,474 --> 00:36:26,393 -I should just give her space. -Agreed. 673 00:36:28,062 --> 00:36:31,607 How about something a little decadent to finish off the meal? 674 00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:35,611 Thanks, but I had two toppings on a frozen yogurt the other day, 675 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:37,446 so I'm good till next year. 676 00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:39,490 I'm not talking about dessert. 677 00:36:39,990 --> 00:36:43,744 I thought that maybe you'd like to wear one of the Bob Mackies. 678 00:36:46,705 --> 00:36:48,540 Oh. How much? 679 00:36:48,999 --> 00:36:50,125 No charge. 680 00:36:51,961 --> 00:36:54,129 It would be cruel to tease me. 681 00:36:54,213 --> 00:36:58,092 [chuckles softly] I've never offered that to anyone, 682 00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:00,678 but as a professional yourself, 683 00:37:01,303 --> 00:37:04,807 you've shown such respect for the construction of these pieces. 684 00:37:06,350 --> 00:37:07,184 And also... 685 00:37:07,434 --> 00:37:09,770 I feel like you and I are kindred spirits, 686 00:37:10,396 --> 00:37:13,065 and those spirits could maybe use a little liftin' up. 687 00:37:13,482 --> 00:37:15,734 [laughs] 688 00:37:16,902 --> 00:37:17,861 Well... 689 00:37:20,948 --> 00:37:22,116 which dress? 690 00:37:27,997 --> 00:37:30,708 I see you in the Diana Ross 691 00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:33,002 -in the entryway. -[gasps, chuckles] 692 00:37:33,085 --> 00:37:35,087 [laughs] 693 00:37:35,963 --> 00:37:37,298 I have the perfect hair. 694 00:37:37,381 --> 00:37:39,300 Oh! [laughs gleefully] 695 00:37:40,509 --> 00:37:41,593 [Lloyd claps] 696 00:37:43,512 --> 00:37:45,889 [door opens, closes] 697 00:37:46,390 --> 00:37:48,726 Ohh! Ah. 698 00:38:12,374 --> 00:38:15,044 ["Endless Love" playing on speakers] 699 00:38:17,755 --> 00:38:19,214 [Lionel Richie] ♪ My love ♪ 700 00:38:21,467 --> 00:38:25,429 ♪ There's only you in my life ♪ 701 00:38:26,305 --> 00:38:30,392 ♪ The only thing that's bright ♪ 702 00:38:32,728 --> 00:38:35,731 [Diana Ross] ♪ My first love ♪ 703 00:38:36,857 --> 00:38:41,403 ♪ You're every breath that I take ♪ 704 00:38:41,737 --> 00:38:46,325 ♪ You're every step I make ♪ 705 00:38:47,951 --> 00:38:51,538 -[Lionel Richie] ♪ And I ♪ -[Diana Ross] ♪ I ♪ 706 00:38:52,373 --> 00:38:54,792 [Lionel Richie] ♪ I want to share ♪ 707 00:38:55,209 --> 00:39:01,048 [together] ♪ All my love with you ♪ 708 00:39:02,299 --> 00:39:06,303 [Lionel Richie] ♪ No one else will do ♪ 709 00:39:08,097 --> 00:39:12,643 -[Diana Ross] ♪ And your eyes ♪ -[Lionel Richie] ♪ Your eyes, your eyes ♪ 710 00:39:12,726 --> 00:39:18,190 [together] ♪ They tell me how much you care ♪ 711 00:39:18,273 --> 00:39:21,235 ♪ Oh, yes ♪ 712 00:39:21,777 --> 00:39:27,408 ♪ You will always be ♪ 713 00:39:27,783 --> 00:39:32,579 -♪ My endless love ♪ -[dog whining] 714 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,922 [together] ♪ Two hearts ♪ 715 00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:47,719 ♪ Two hearts that beat as one ♪ 716 00:39:48,762 --> 00:39:53,851 ♪ Our lives have just begun ♪ 717 00:39:55,102 --> 00:39:59,231 -♪ Forever ♪ -♪ Oh ♪ 718 00:39:59,314 --> 00:40:04,111 [together] ♪ I'll hold you close in my arms ♪ 719 00:40:04,278 --> 00:40:09,241 ♪ I can't resist your charms ♪ 720 00:40:10,492 --> 00:40:12,244 ♪ And, love ♪ 721 00:40:12,327 --> 00:40:14,496 ♪ Oh, love ♪ 722 00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:17,207 [together] ♪ I'll be a fool ♪ 723 00:40:17,624 --> 00:40:20,210 ♪ For you ♪ 724 00:40:20,294 --> 00:40:23,547 ♪ I'm sure ♪ 725 00:40:24,798 --> 00:40:30,929 -♪ You know I don't mind ♪ -♪ Oh, you know I don't mind ♪ 726 00:40:31,013 --> 00:40:33,640 [together] ♪ 'Cause you ♪ 727 00:40:35,309 --> 00:40:40,731 ♪ You mean the world to me ♪ 728 00:40:40,814 --> 00:40:42,941 -♪ Oh ♪ -[Diana Ross] ♪ I know ♪ 729 00:40:43,025 --> 00:40:44,443 [Lionel Richie] ♪ I know ♪ 730 00:40:44,526 --> 00:40:49,448 [together] ♪ I found in you ♪ 731 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:54,870 ♪ My endless love ♪ 732 00:40:56,747 --> 00:40:57,831 [grunts] 733 00:40:59,374 --> 00:41:00,375 [door opens] 734 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:07,466 [breathing heavily, sighs] 735 00:41:07,591 --> 00:41:09,718 [singers, together] ♪ Boom, boom ♪ 736 00:41:11,345 --> 00:41:15,057 ♪ Boom, boom, boom Boom, boom, boom ♪ 737 00:41:16,350 --> 00:41:19,853 ♪ Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom ♪ 738 00:41:20,771 --> 00:41:24,483 [together] ♪ Oh, and love ♪ 739 00:41:24,566 --> 00:41:26,151 ♪ Oh, love ♪ 740 00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:29,321 [together] ♪ I'll be that fool ♪ 741 00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:35,494 ♪ For you, I'm sure ♪ 742 00:41:36,495 --> 00:41:40,207 -♪ You know I don't mind ♪ -[Lionel Richie] ♪ Oh ♪ 743 00:41:40,290 --> 00:41:43,502 -♪ You know I don't mind ♪ -♪ And I don't mind ♪ 744 00:41:43,585 --> 00:41:45,921 [together] ♪ And, yes ♪ 745 00:41:47,381 --> 00:41:52,928 ♪ You'll be the only one ♪ 746 00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:58,350 ♪ 'Cause no one can deny ♪ 747 00:41:58,433 --> 00:42:03,438 ♪ This love I have inside ♪ 748 00:42:03,689 --> 00:42:06,441 -♪ And I'll give it ♪ -What? 749 00:42:06,525 --> 00:42:07,943 -♪ All to you-- ♪ -[record stops] 750 00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:09,945 [gasps] 751 00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:11,071 Is something wrong? 752 00:42:11,530 --> 00:42:16,118 We were having a perfectly lovely Diana and Lionel fantasy, 753 00:42:16,201 --> 00:42:19,246 a fantasy that I very much needed. 754 00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:23,083 Next thing I know, you all grindin' up into my back, 755 00:42:23,667 --> 00:42:26,086 and Miss Ross doesn't allow that. 756 00:42:27,546 --> 00:42:29,631 I'm sorry. I... 757 00:42:30,632 --> 00:42:33,719 I just get so lonely, and... [sighs] 758 00:42:34,469 --> 00:42:36,597 I thought you and I were feeling something. 759 00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:38,265 Well, you were wrong. 760 00:42:39,308 --> 00:42:41,268 I felt nothing. 761 00:42:41,852 --> 00:42:42,853 Nothing. 762 00:42:42,936 --> 00:42:44,104 [sighs] 763 00:42:44,688 --> 00:42:48,108 I think I will just sleep in my own bed tonight. [sighs] 764 00:42:48,567 --> 00:42:51,570 The Diana fantasy is definitely over. 765 00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:57,826 And my little friend will want a full refund for the room. 766 00:42:58,452 --> 00:43:01,288 Oh. The museum doesn't give refunds. 767 00:43:01,872 --> 00:43:04,207 You mean the house doesn't. 768 00:43:05,334 --> 00:43:07,836 -[sighs] -I'll just remove this face and go. 769 00:43:09,838 --> 00:43:13,550 Please leave the dress where you found it, and careful with the zipper. 770 00:43:13,634 --> 00:43:15,427 You're much bigger than Diana. 771 00:43:16,845 --> 00:43:18,597 Taller, not bigger. 772 00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:30,150 [Robert, whispering] Hey. It's me. 773 00:43:34,446 --> 00:43:37,032 I have to open up my bed. I'll try and be quiet. 774 00:43:46,625 --> 00:43:48,543 Sorry about today on the porch. 775 00:43:50,003 --> 00:43:50,962 [sighs] 776 00:43:52,089 --> 00:43:55,300 I never meant to upset you about your mother. 777 00:43:55,592 --> 00:43:57,177 That was insensitive of me. 778 00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:04,685 AJ? 779 00:44:07,354 --> 00:44:09,564 [dramatic instrumental music playing] 780 00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:35,674 Hey. 781 00:44:38,885 --> 00:44:40,303 What you doin' out here? 782 00:44:40,595 --> 00:44:42,931 Oh... [mutters] ...just looking. 783 00:44:47,769 --> 00:44:50,021 Guess her mother's not mad at her anymore. 784 00:44:54,609 --> 00:44:55,777 Is that what you see? 785 00:44:57,696 --> 00:44:58,530 [AJ] Yeah. 786 00:44:59,865 --> 00:45:00,699 Why? 787 00:45:01,867 --> 00:45:02,868 What do you see? 788 00:45:05,746 --> 00:45:09,124 I see a daughter who's pretending she likes having her hair brushed 789 00:45:09,583 --> 00:45:10,834 to make the mother happy. 790 00:45:13,378 --> 00:45:16,715 And I see a father drinking at the end of the table 791 00:45:16,798 --> 00:45:20,260 because he knows the mother won't ever be happy. 792 00:45:21,928 --> 00:45:25,974 Because their perfect little daughter is most likely a lesbian. 793 00:45:26,391 --> 00:45:27,934 [chuckles] Totes. 794 00:45:28,477 --> 00:45:30,061 But I don't think we have to worry 795 00:45:30,145 --> 00:45:32,939 about Little Miss Underpants-In-Public Kathy Lee there. 796 00:45:35,901 --> 00:45:37,778 She'll find her way out of that mess. 797 00:45:41,323 --> 00:45:42,365 And so will you. 798 00:45:45,494 --> 00:45:49,414 You've had a rough start, AJ. There is no denying that. 799 00:45:51,833 --> 00:45:55,086 But when I look at you, you know what I see? 800 00:45:57,547 --> 00:46:00,175 I see someone with a fantastic finish. 801 00:46:02,344 --> 00:46:06,973 You know the reason I love Dolly and Cher and Diana? 802 00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:10,894 They all came from nothing, just like you. 803 00:46:12,395 --> 00:46:15,941 And they made something amazing of themselves. 804 00:46:17,067 --> 00:46:17,984 And like them... 805 00:46:18,401 --> 00:46:19,653 I'll be iconic? 806 00:46:20,195 --> 00:46:23,865 [chuckling] Well, I was gonna say just fine, but... 807 00:46:25,408 --> 00:46:26,409 iconic? 808 00:46:27,202 --> 00:46:28,036 Sure. 809 00:46:28,995 --> 00:46:31,206 But you're gonna need a little more sequins. 810 00:46:31,289 --> 00:46:32,332 [AJ chuckles] 811 00:46:39,506 --> 00:46:40,340 Hey. 812 00:46:42,843 --> 00:46:44,052 Shouldn't you be inside? 813 00:46:44,970 --> 00:46:47,514 I paid good claw money for that stupid room. 814 00:46:48,431 --> 00:46:49,432 Didn't work out. 815 00:46:51,351 --> 00:46:52,561 And no refunds. 816 00:46:53,979 --> 00:46:54,938 [sighs] 817 00:46:56,523 --> 00:47:00,777 [sighs] So, what? You weren't feeling the sparkle? 818 00:47:00,861 --> 00:47:03,572 Only thing I was feeling was Lloyd's hand on my bottom. 819 00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:05,365 See, told ya. 820 00:47:06,241 --> 00:47:09,911 You know, I always make a point of trying to see the pretty in life, 821 00:47:10,954 --> 00:47:12,038 in spite of the pain. 822 00:47:13,582 --> 00:47:17,836 [sighs] There I was in Diana Ross's pretty, pretty dress, 823 00:47:17,919 --> 00:47:20,589 and all I could feel was sad and alone. 824 00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:25,093 Of course, "Endless Love" didn't help. 825 00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:30,515 [AJ] Well, maybe you'll feel the pretty 826 00:47:31,641 --> 00:47:32,684 in the other dress. 827 00:47:34,603 --> 00:47:35,604 What other dress? 828 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:39,482 -[laughs] -[Robert gasps] 829 00:47:40,150 --> 00:47:40,984 AJ. 830 00:47:41,693 --> 00:47:44,613 -Where did you get this? -[AJ] Found it in the downstairs hallway. 831 00:47:44,696 --> 00:47:46,364 Took a left at the dead dog. 832 00:47:46,573 --> 00:47:49,159 AJ, this is not just a scam now. 833 00:47:50,035 --> 00:47:52,537 -You robbed a museum. -I robbed a house. 834 00:47:53,288 --> 00:47:55,123 A museum would have alarms and crap. 835 00:47:55,874 --> 00:47:59,628 Just... I wanted to get you some sparkle for taking me along. 836 00:48:00,587 --> 00:48:03,381 [sighs] Well, thank you. 837 00:48:03,924 --> 00:48:06,259 And thank you for paying for the room. 838 00:48:07,385 --> 00:48:11,890 [chuckles] And I love this. I would look fabulous in it. 839 00:48:12,807 --> 00:48:13,808 But I... 840 00:48:15,143 --> 00:48:16,436 I can't keep this. 841 00:48:18,229 --> 00:48:19,272 Can I? 842 00:48:20,273 --> 00:48:21,316 He's here. 843 00:48:24,694 --> 00:48:25,904 Yes, that's right. 844 00:48:27,739 --> 00:48:28,698 [sighs] 845 00:48:29,741 --> 00:48:32,619 I didn't think it could get more awkward between us but... 846 00:48:33,662 --> 00:48:34,829 I guess it could. 847 00:48:34,913 --> 00:48:39,626 Hand me the Juliet Prowse from her 1975 television special... 848 00:48:39,709 --> 00:48:41,711 [both] ...Romance and Juliet. 849 00:48:41,795 --> 00:48:43,546 Don't let her touch the ground. 850 00:48:44,839 --> 00:48:45,799 [scoffs] 851 00:48:49,260 --> 00:48:51,304 -Wait, Lloyd. -[RV door closes] 852 00:48:51,638 --> 00:48:53,223 [Robert] I owe you an apology. 853 00:48:54,849 --> 00:49:00,605 Uh, when I told you I felt nothing, I let you think it was about you. 854 00:49:01,856 --> 00:49:02,816 Wasn't true. 855 00:49:04,609 --> 00:49:08,113 -So you do feel something towards me? -No. 856 00:49:09,030 --> 00:49:09,990 Sorry. 857 00:49:10,073 --> 00:49:13,201 God, this just keeps getting more and more uncomfortable. 858 00:49:15,578 --> 00:49:17,247 What I meant was... 859 00:49:18,581 --> 00:49:20,500 I felt nothing 860 00:49:21,251 --> 00:49:25,130 because I am so devastated by my breakup. 861 00:49:26,965 --> 00:49:28,967 It really had nothing to do with you. 862 00:49:30,802 --> 00:49:31,636 Well, 863 00:49:32,345 --> 00:49:33,722 thank you for saying that. 864 00:49:35,473 --> 00:49:36,307 And... 865 00:49:37,767 --> 00:49:39,978 thank you for stopping at the museum. 866 00:49:41,813 --> 00:49:46,651 I've only had 16 visitors since I opened two years ago. 867 00:49:47,318 --> 00:49:48,361 [sighs] 868 00:49:48,445 --> 00:49:51,948 I guess people don't really care about Bob Mackie in Tennessee. 869 00:49:52,657 --> 00:49:54,451 How dare they? 870 00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:04,502 Hm. 871 00:50:11,718 --> 00:50:13,720 [birds chirping] 872 00:50:21,352 --> 00:50:23,605 [in Southern accent] Morning, y'all! 873 00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:25,065 Get up! 874 00:50:25,148 --> 00:50:28,902 -We gotta get to Nashville. -[laughs] 875 00:50:32,655 --> 00:50:34,824 I'm wearing it. Are you happy? 876 00:50:36,409 --> 00:50:37,619 Never been more happy. 877 00:50:38,244 --> 00:50:40,246 [laughs] 878 00:50:40,330 --> 00:50:43,792 [imitates guitar strumming] 879 00:50:43,875 --> 00:50:46,252 Whoo-hoo! [continues imitating guitar] 880 00:50:46,336 --> 00:50:49,089 -[country music playing] -[both laughing] 881 00:50:55,553 --> 00:50:57,722 [AJ] I still thought that shirt was stupid, 882 00:50:57,806 --> 00:51:01,226 but I wore it for him 'cause he's had it pretty rough lately. 883 00:51:01,601 --> 00:51:02,602 No denying it. 884 00:51:06,106 --> 00:51:08,024 ["I'm On My Way" playing] 885 00:51:12,112 --> 00:51:14,030 ♪ I got caught in the rain ♪ 886 00:51:15,615 --> 00:51:19,035 ♪ I thought the sky was fallin' down ♪ 887 00:51:19,119 --> 00:51:21,704 ♪ I couldn't weather the pain ♪ 888 00:51:23,164 --> 00:51:26,251 ♪ But I kept my faith, I stood my ground ♪ 889 00:51:27,627 --> 00:51:29,712 ♪ From the pain of the past ♪ 890 00:51:29,796 --> 00:51:31,548 ♪ Gonna be free at last ♪ 891 00:51:31,631 --> 00:51:34,425 ♪ Doesn't matter what they say ♪ 892 00:51:35,135 --> 00:51:39,139 ♪ Sparkles in my eyes Like a phoenix arise ♪ 893 00:51:39,222 --> 00:51:42,559 ♪ I'll be happy, free, and gay ♪ 894 00:51:42,642 --> 00:51:44,686 ♪ I'm on my way ♪ 895 00:51:46,271 --> 00:51:50,066 ♪ Nothing can stop me now No one can bring me down ♪ 896 00:51:50,150 --> 00:51:52,402 ♪ I'm on my way ♪ 897 00:51:53,820 --> 00:51:57,574 ♪ Just let me show you how My senses guide me now ♪ 898 00:51:57,657 --> 00:51:59,659 ♪ I'm on my way ♪ 899 00:52:01,327 --> 00:52:05,081 ♪ Nothing can stop me now No one can bring me down ♪ 900 00:52:05,165 --> 00:52:08,084 [echoing] ♪ I'm on my way ♪ 901 00:52:10,170 --> 00:52:12,172 [twinkling chimes]