1 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:08,051 [twinkling chimes] 2 00:00:11,179 --> 00:00:13,848 [dramatic instrumental music playing] 3 00:00:34,243 --> 00:00:35,620 [AJ] I once saw a horror movie 4 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:38,247 where they told this little girl to go into the light. 5 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:44,796 That didn't end well for any of them. 6 00:00:52,887 --> 00:00:54,639 I've never been scared of the dark. 7 00:00:57,975 --> 00:00:59,727 [police sirens wailing] 8 00:00:59,811 --> 00:01:01,646 [AJ] I'm way more comfortable at night. 9 00:01:03,773 --> 00:01:05,358 [indistinct police radio chatter] 10 00:01:05,441 --> 00:01:07,610 [AJ] I mean, what can happen to me in the dark 11 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:10,029 that hasn't already happened to me in the light? 12 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:16,369 What? Someone's gonna arrest my mother? 13 00:01:17,203 --> 00:01:18,037 Done. 14 00:01:18,871 --> 00:01:20,289 Kick me out of my apartment? 15 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:21,833 Done. 16 00:01:22,959 --> 00:01:24,043 Steal my backpack? 17 00:01:24,669 --> 00:01:25,670 Bring it. 18 00:01:26,671 --> 00:01:29,882 I'm in the shadows, waiting and ready. 19 00:01:34,095 --> 00:01:35,763 It's very hard to surprise me. 20 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:44,522 Faster! This is the perfect place to run that bitch off the road. 21 00:01:44,647 --> 00:01:47,108 -Go faster! -[Damien] Stop pushing on my leg. 22 00:01:47,483 --> 00:01:49,861 Get off my leg. You're gonna kill him and us. 23 00:01:49,944 --> 00:01:51,320 -Get off. -[sighs] 24 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:55,032 Make your move. Now! Just go! 25 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:01,539 You drive like an old lady. Go! 26 00:02:02,123 --> 00:02:04,876 For the record, I drive like a man. A young man. 27 00:02:05,251 --> 00:02:06,586 Because I am a young man. 28 00:02:07,503 --> 00:02:10,548 [Lady Danger] Just go. End this shit now. 29 00:02:11,132 --> 00:02:12,633 [Robert] Oh, here's our turn. 30 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:14,468 What? 31 00:02:14,552 --> 00:02:16,429 [tires screech] 32 00:02:16,512 --> 00:02:18,347 -[brakes squeak] -[Lady Danger yelps] 33 00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:23,686 [Damien] They turned up that road. 34 00:02:25,605 --> 00:02:26,731 [Lady Danger sighs] 35 00:02:27,690 --> 00:02:31,986 -["Walk It Off" playing]] -♪ Walk, walk, walk ♪ 36 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:35,740 ♪ Walk, walk, walk ♪ 37 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:39,827 [AJ] Cool, they have a lake. How long we staying? 38 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:43,372 Couple of nights. Regroup, take a breather. 39 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:47,710 Perfect timing, too, since I have a break in my tour schedule. 40 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:49,128 Yeah, 'cause the club canceled 41 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:51,380 when they didn't like your attitude on the phone. 42 00:02:51,464 --> 00:02:55,426 All I said was, "Does your club still smell like backwater swamp air?" 43 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:58,137 And based on their overreaction, 44 00:02:58,638 --> 00:03:00,014 I'm betting it does. 45 00:03:01,307 --> 00:03:02,308 [man] Howdy. 46 00:03:02,391 --> 00:03:04,310 Kind of late to be pullin' in. 47 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,437 You aren't on the run, are ya? 48 00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:09,315 That was a joke. 49 00:03:09,899 --> 00:03:12,568 I say that to everybody a-after 7:00 p.m. 50 00:03:12,652 --> 00:03:15,279 Well, actually, I guess I am on the run. 51 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,573 Running toward my future. 52 00:03:17,823 --> 00:03:20,117 -[chuckles] -He talks like that a lot. 53 00:03:20,201 --> 00:03:21,202 I blame Oprah. 54 00:03:22,203 --> 00:03:23,621 We're here to pump and dump. 55 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,122 Mm. All right. 56 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:28,709 Welcome to, uh, Little Rock Little Lake. I'm Clem. 57 00:03:28,793 --> 00:03:29,877 There's our brochure. 58 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:32,588 Okay, we'll have the full package. 59 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:36,717 Uh, slot, Wi-Fi, electricity, everything. 60 00:03:36,801 --> 00:03:39,136 All right, that'll be $73. 61 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,181 I don't know, Clem. 62 00:03:42,265 --> 00:03:43,599 That seems pretty steep. 63 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:46,519 The place down the road is $65. 64 00:03:46,936 --> 00:03:49,063 There is no place down the road. 65 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:50,648 Yeah, it just opened today. 66 00:03:51,983 --> 00:03:53,484 She talks like this a lot. 67 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,403 I blame a lack of Oprah. 68 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:58,030 -Seventy-three is fine. -[Clem] Oh, okay. 69 00:03:58,114 --> 00:03:59,073 [chuckles] 70 00:03:59,657 --> 00:04:03,411 Last person in here who paid with cash turned out to be a serial killer. 71 00:04:03,494 --> 00:04:05,788 [chuckles] Is that another joke, Clem? 72 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:07,123 No, it ain't. 73 00:04:07,540 --> 00:04:09,709 Uh, so, you're in slot 16. 74 00:04:09,792 --> 00:04:11,794 Oh, uh, beware of snakes, 75 00:04:11,877 --> 00:04:14,338 the Jacuzzi's broke, and enjoy your stay. 76 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,008 Uh-huh. Uh, can we backtrack just a bit? 77 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:18,426 Snakes? 78 00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:20,720 As in snakes? 79 00:04:20,803 --> 00:04:21,887 Yes, sir. 80 00:04:21,971 --> 00:04:24,307 Sixty-five seems even more right now, Clem. 81 00:04:27,518 --> 00:04:30,104 -[engine starts] -[Robert] Sixty-five does seem more 82 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:33,065 -right now. -[AJ] You should've let me haggle. 83 00:04:40,281 --> 00:04:42,825 -["Walk It Off" playing]] -♪ Walk, walk, walk ♪ 84 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:43,784 [AJ] Wow. 85 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:46,454 That's some robe to dump our poop. 86 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:49,248 I do like to dress for every occasion, darling. 87 00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:51,667 -Howdy, fellas. -[man 1] Howdy. 88 00:04:51,751 --> 00:04:52,710 [man 2] Evening. 89 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:59,008 Maybe you shouldn't wear your fancy robe around here. 90 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:02,053 You know, in front of cowboys. 91 00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:05,222 -Those cowboys are gay. -You wish. 92 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,642 The one has ornate turquoise stitching on his boots, 93 00:05:08,726 --> 00:05:10,644 and the other, a gay face. 94 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:12,605 Mm-hmm. 95 00:05:12,688 --> 00:05:14,357 Okay, let's go. Time to shower. 96 00:05:15,691 --> 00:05:16,942 Nah, I'm good. 97 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:19,070 You smell like an onion. 98 00:05:19,153 --> 00:05:20,988 Keeps the mosquitoes off of me. 99 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:26,702 Mm. You smell that? Is someone making fajitas? 100 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,663 Oh, no, that smell is you. 101 00:05:30,081 --> 00:05:30,956 Good one. 102 00:05:33,626 --> 00:05:35,878 [Robert] Ooh. They have a cute shower house. 103 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:43,761 [wind chime plays] 104 00:05:55,815 --> 00:05:57,233 [Brianna] It's good, huh? 105 00:05:58,526 --> 00:06:01,112 Birthday popsicles are so much better than birthday cake 106 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:03,531 'cause you get to eat one every day for a week. 107 00:06:03,739 --> 00:06:05,032 Unless I eat two today. 108 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:07,034 Well, it's your special day. 109 00:06:07,493 --> 00:06:09,245 We can do whatever you want, baby. 110 00:06:10,329 --> 00:06:11,330 It's so hot. 111 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:14,333 Hey, do you feel that? 112 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:16,794 I think I felt... 113 00:06:17,086 --> 00:06:19,255 -[wind chime plays] -...a breeze. 114 00:06:19,797 --> 00:06:22,591 -It's so cool. -[chuckles] Oh, yeah. 115 00:06:22,675 --> 00:06:25,094 -Yeah. It is so cool. -It is so cool. 116 00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:27,346 I think it's gonna snow. 117 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:30,891 Mm-hmm. Yeah, you're right. Oh, yeah, it's snowing. 118 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:33,978 I'm freezing. Hug me. 119 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:37,231 -[shivers] Hug me. -Don't freeze, Mama. 120 00:06:37,523 --> 00:06:39,984 -I'll save you. -Oh! Your present... it's in... 121 00:06:40,401 --> 00:06:42,570 -it's in... -Wake up! 122 00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:46,198 -Where's my dang present at? -It's in my dang purse. 123 00:06:46,282 --> 00:06:48,367 [both laugh] 124 00:06:48,451 --> 00:06:51,579 No, no, no, no, d-don't go in there. I know right where it is. 125 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:58,794 [smacks lips] 126 00:06:58,878 --> 00:07:01,005 Pop Pop never forgets my birthday. 127 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:06,969 Hm. 128 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,645 [Brianna] Ooh, money. 129 00:07:17,146 --> 00:07:19,023 [AJ] "Happy birthday, Amber Jasmine. 130 00:07:19,565 --> 00:07:20,399 I love you, 131 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:22,234 Pop Pop." 132 00:07:25,321 --> 00:07:27,448 I wish we could call him and say thank you. 133 00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:29,533 But you know Pop Pop's off the grid. 134 00:07:30,868 --> 00:07:33,120 Right, 'cause he doesn't trust "the man." 135 00:07:33,204 --> 00:07:35,706 -[Brianna] Mm-hmm. -Only the animals on his farm. 136 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:37,458 The pigs and the chickens. 137 00:07:37,917 --> 00:07:38,918 And the horses. 138 00:07:39,919 --> 00:07:41,545 You've had them ever since you were little. 139 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:44,340 They came right up to your window when you were asleep. 140 00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:46,091 -Chestnut... -And Buster. 141 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:48,385 [slurping] 142 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:50,804 [AJ] Can we go meet them one day? 143 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:53,599 [Brianna] Um, yeah, baby. 144 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:54,975 Someday. 145 00:07:55,559 --> 00:07:58,938 We're gonna go to Texas, and you can meet Chestnut and Buster. 146 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:00,147 And Pop Pop. 147 00:08:01,524 --> 00:08:02,733 [both laugh] 148 00:08:04,944 --> 00:08:06,070 I love your hair. 149 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:08,656 Well, I love yours. 150 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:12,535 -[wind chimes chiming] -[frogs croaking] 151 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:19,333 [chimes jingle] 152 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:23,712 [Lady Danger sighs] 153 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,259 Why do we always gotta stay at a Comfort Inn? 154 00:08:28,551 --> 00:08:30,886 Because I lifted Lorraine Bracco's credit card, 155 00:08:30,970 --> 00:08:32,763 and she's a platinum member here. 156 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:36,976 You know, I still can't believe that you lost that bitch. 157 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:40,646 We need one of those, uh, spy tracker thingies for that RV. 158 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:45,234 Relax, James Bond. We didn't lose him. He's two miles away at that RV park. 159 00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:48,279 Well, we're not exactly gonna go kill him in the middle of a hootenanny. 160 00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:53,492 A hootenanny is an informal gathering with folk music and sometimes dancing. 161 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:56,412 It has nothing to do with an RV park. 162 00:08:56,954 --> 00:09:01,292 God, I feel like a martini and some Pringles. 163 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:03,544 Give me a beer. 164 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:06,463 -Please? -Please. 165 00:09:09,675 --> 00:09:10,676 There you go. 166 00:09:15,139 --> 00:09:18,726 [sighs] Hi, this is Lorraine Bracco in 2D. 167 00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:20,686 Could you please send up some ice? 168 00:09:22,021 --> 00:09:25,441 Well, can't you have someone go to the machine and bring it up to me? 169 00:09:25,524 --> 00:09:26,775 I was on The Sopranos. 170 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,374 [Robert] AJ, you missed out on that shower. 171 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:45,628 [chuckles] I'd marry that water pressure if I could. 172 00:09:45,711 --> 00:09:46,712 [laughs] 173 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:53,677 Oh! I'm so sorry. I thought this was my RV. 174 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,929 I'm parked nearby. I guess, uh... 175 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,223 we have the same RV. 176 00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:00,893 Samesies. [chuckles] 177 00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:03,729 Uh, although you've got more guns than we do. 178 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:06,649 -[chuckles] -You've got the guns, I've got the roses. 179 00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:07,733 [laughs] 180 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,070 Oh! You're watching NASCAR. 181 00:10:11,737 --> 00:10:12,738 How fun. 182 00:10:13,197 --> 00:10:14,365 Where are y'all headed? 183 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:15,783 Oregon. 184 00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:19,620 -[Robert] Ah. -[man] Brick. 185 00:10:20,204 --> 00:10:21,246 Stop gawking. 186 00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:22,706 Brick? 187 00:10:23,207 --> 00:10:26,126 Like Cat on a Hot Tin Roof? Tennessee Williams? 188 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,631 Uh, we don't know any of those words. 189 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,509 Ah. So... 190 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:35,761 I'd better head back to my RV. 191 00:10:36,178 --> 00:10:39,932 So sorry for the intrusion. [chuckles] 192 00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:41,183 See y'all. 193 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:44,478 Bye. [woman chuckles] 194 00:10:49,108 --> 00:10:50,192 Met the neighbors. 195 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,695 Or rather, they met me. 196 00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:55,197 They're a nice, armed family. 197 00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:58,701 Did you know that there are more diamonds mined in Little Rock, Arkansas, 198 00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:01,787 than there are anywhere else in the United States? 199 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:05,124 The only thing I know about Little Rock, is that someone from here 200 00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:08,085 broke Marilyn Monroe's heart in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. 201 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:10,963 It says so right here. 202 00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:14,425 And there's a diamond field in the RV park 203 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:19,430 that is "a-drippin' with diamonds, all yours for the takin'." 204 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:23,392 Well, I love anything dripping with diamonds. 205 00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:26,645 Which brings me right back to Marilyn 206 00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:30,232 -and "Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend." -[AJ] Uh-huh. 207 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:34,528 Let's get up really early before anybody else and go dig for some. 208 00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:36,947 AJ, I have the morning all planned. 209 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,908 I'm gonna sleep in, then clean up my laptop, 210 00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:42,828 get organized, regroup. 211 00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:45,706 Aren't you broke? 212 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:49,334 We're going. First thing tomorrow. 213 00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:53,797 [AJ] The umbrella doesn't match the donkey. 214 00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:55,841 [Robert sighs] First of all, yes, it does. 215 00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:59,511 Second of all, I don't know why you insisted we get burros. 216 00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:01,221 I could walk faster. 217 00:12:01,305 --> 00:12:03,724 Sure, you could walk now, 218 00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:06,351 but how are we gonna bring back all the diamonds we find? 219 00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:08,145 You didn't think of that, did ya? 220 00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:10,773 We'll need old Sludge here then. 221 00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:13,734 -You named your burro Sludge? -[AJ] Yeah. 222 00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:15,569 Why? What did you name yours? 223 00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:17,404 Celine Dion-key. 224 00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:22,868 -[indistinct chatter] -[Robert] Wait a minute. This is it? 225 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:26,789 I put my ass on an ass to go to a picnic area? 226 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,208 The sign says diamond field. 227 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:30,584 It's a diamond field. 228 00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:33,003 I guess I was expecting something more like 229 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,672 the diamond mine in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. 230 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:39,134 -You can't say "dwarf" anymore. -Is that true? 231 00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,094 -[woman 1] Hey, y'all. -[woman 2] Mm. 232 00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:43,555 We heard we got some fresh meat in the park last night. 233 00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:46,725 That's me. Grade-A prime beef. 234 00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:49,353 [group laughs] 235 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,104 You are a live one. 236 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:52,523 Welcome. 237 00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:54,525 Thank you. Hey, let's stop here. 238 00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:58,445 No. Let's keep going past the tourists. [clicks tongue] 239 00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,322 We are the tourists. 240 00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:02,658 [group laughs] 241 00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:04,743 ["Walk It Off" playing] 242 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,997 [AJ] Whoa! This is it, right here. 243 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:10,707 I can feel it. 244 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,669 Are you sure there aren't any over there, 245 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,421 near the ladies with the refreshing watermelon? 246 00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:19,216 [AJ whoops] I'm gonna get so many dang diamonds. 247 00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:23,428 -Come on. Grab some tools. -Okay, here we go. 248 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:26,598 -Work with me, Celine. -[Celine snorts] 249 00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:29,518 -[AJ] Right here, I feel it. -[Robert] Oh. 250 00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:31,436 [AJ] Whoo! 251 00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:34,398 This place is a-dripping with diamonds. 252 00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:38,151 I can feel them underneath me. We're both gonna be rich. 253 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,573 This is bullshit! 254 00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,867 Hey, kid. What's bullshit? 255 00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:50,289 All of it. There are no diamonds in that "diamond field." 256 00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:53,750 [chuckles] Sounds like you had an off day. 257 00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:56,420 People find diamonds in there all the time. 258 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,088 I was out there all day. 259 00:13:58,422 --> 00:14:01,425 If there were any diamonds there, I would've found one. 260 00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,469 Well, he found one today. 261 00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:06,388 What? 262 00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:11,351 Come here, kid. Let me see. 263 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,690 Dude, that's a rock. 264 00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:19,484 Yeah, that's how diamonds start out. 265 00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:21,695 Take a look at the case over there. 266 00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:25,115 See, diamonds are formed deep in the mantle of the rock. 267 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,783 You gotta get 'em out. 268 00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:31,872 Yep, starts out as a rock, but when it's mined and polished, behold! 269 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:33,874 [chuckles] Turns into a beautiful diamond. 270 00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:35,250 See that? 271 00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:39,046 Something most people overlook turns out to be very valuable. 272 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,091 [automated voice on phone] Incoming call. Robert. 273 00:14:43,175 --> 00:14:46,303 -[Louis grunts] -[automated voice] Incoming call. Robert. 274 00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:49,389 -Incoming call. Robert. -Oh! [groans] 275 00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:50,474 You woke me. 276 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:52,893 It's four in the afternoon. 277 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:56,271 [Louis] I'm taking a nap. Officer Patrick was over last night. 278 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:57,981 You know what they say. 279 00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:00,984 Once you go white, you up all night. Ah! 280 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,195 -Does anyone say that? -[Louis] I do. 281 00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:06,531 I also say, when you're with a cop, you don't wanna stop. Ah. 282 00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:08,450 I may have a whole line of T-shirts. 283 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:11,161 Yeah, good for you, bitch. Now, why I'm calling. 284 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,330 [Louis] Did I tell you he likes to spoon after we fork? 285 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,625 No, and please don't. [sighs] 286 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:22,047 I'm cleaning off my laptop, and I found a file marked "Hector and Me." 287 00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:25,300 -Delete it. -[Robert] Without even looking at it? 288 00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:26,385 De-lete it! 289 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,513 You-You've gone too far to go backwards. Go ahead, girl. 290 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:32,057 I want to hear that trash sound on your computer. 291 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,726 Listen, I can handle reading a file. 292 00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:36,353 I'm over the worst of it. 293 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,815 Oh well, then. I guess you stopped crying in the shower at night. 294 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,943 -Yeah, I didn't think so. -[sighs] 295 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:44,778 Now pick up your lovely lady hands, 296 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,364 click them keys, and say bye-bye to all that drama. 297 00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:49,491 [trash sound effect plays] 298 00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:53,328 -[takes a deep breath] Gone. -[Louis] Good. 299 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,915 Look, girl. We all make mistakes. 300 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,834 I shaved my eyebrows off last night. 301 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:00,752 [Robert] The price of good drag. 302 00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:02,254 [Louis] Mm-hmm. Bye, girl. 303 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:21,189 [sighs] 304 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:50,385 [Clem on PA] Attention, Little Rock, the Jacuzzi is back up and working. 305 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,762 Yee-ha! 306 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,520 [Robert] It's a five-year plan for us. 307 00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:03,565 Oh, only five years for us? Okay. 308 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,485 [both chuckle] 309 00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:12,365 You don't know this about me yet, but I'm someone who likes to dream. 310 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:15,118 -Okay. -[Robert] And... 311 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:19,247 I've had a dream for where I want my life to go. 312 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:21,917 And since I met you, 313 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,252 that dream has gotten bigger. 314 00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:28,423 -What? -Nothin'. 315 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:32,052 Nothin'. I'm just smiling. Go on, tell me about your dream. 316 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:33,053 [Robert] Okay. 317 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:37,808 I've been saving for 100 years 318 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,811 to open my own club, and... 319 00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:44,523 I want us to run it together. 320 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,776 I can do the entertainment, you, the business. 321 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,946 That's a great way to spend the next five years. 322 00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:52,781 [chuckles] I'm not finished yet. 323 00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,952 Next, a new home. 324 00:17:57,035 --> 00:18:00,789 I see us in a townhouse in Harlem. Something with a staircase. 325 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:03,583 -Ah. -And vacations. 326 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,043 Greece, Spain, 327 00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:07,546 Morocco, Paris. 328 00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:12,008 A second club, and at the end of the list I have... 329 00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:16,012 "adoption" with a question mark. 330 00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:21,017 Say something. 331 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:28,984 Yes. 332 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:31,945 To what? 333 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,364 To all of it. 334 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,116 To all of it. 335 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,077 Yeah, baby. 336 00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:43,456 -Absolutely, yes. Absolutely, yes. -[sighs] 337 00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:51,464 [knocking on door] 338 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:58,847 Hey, you. We wanted to come by and officially say hi. 339 00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:01,224 I'm Anna. This is Kath and Yolanda. 340 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,852 -Hi, I'm Robert. -[Kath] Oh, we know. 341 00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:06,438 When you arrived last night, my husband, Bud, he's a detective, 342 00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:07,397 ran your plates. 343 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,066 We do that with everybody. Not just tall, sexy men like yourself. 344 00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:14,237 We were so excited to find out you're a performer. We love performers. 345 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:18,074 I once saw Julianne Moore at an airport in Tulsa. Gorgeous hair. 346 00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:21,494 We had to come by to tell you about potluck sing-along this Wednesday. 347 00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:22,454 We do it every year. 348 00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:23,872 Our husbands are the band. 349 00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:26,875 Not mine. I'm single as the day is long on the summer solstice. 350 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:27,834 I told my husband 351 00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:31,046 if he couldn't appreciate all this, I will find someone who can, 352 00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:32,589 and I kicked him to the curb. 353 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,717 We were hoping that you could help us zazz it up this year. 354 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,886 We'd love some pointers from a real professional. 355 00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,054 [Kath] Please say yes. 356 00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:41,306 Most everyone's gonna be there on Wednesday. 357 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:44,517 The Carls are even making a mac and cheese with four cheeses. 358 00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:47,270 -One of the cheeses is from France. -[Carl] I see trouble. 359 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,981 [Kath] Oh, w-we were just talking about your mac and cheese, Carl. 360 00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:52,567 -It's a French cheese, right? -That's right, Kath. 361 00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:54,361 [Yolanda] Ooh la la, delicious. 362 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:55,862 [Carl] Praise cheesus. 363 00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:58,531 Never stops being funny, Carl. [Karl chuckles] 364 00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:01,576 You know, Robert, the Carls are... [whispers] ...gay. 365 00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:04,079 Uh, you know, Anna... [whispers] ...I know. 366 00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:05,622 Well, I didn't for the longest time, 367 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,166 but then I ran across Brokeback Mountain on cable, 368 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,209 and it all clicked. 369 00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,711 -I always knew, but I'm from Helena. -Yeah. 370 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:14,339 So, what do you say? Will you help us? 371 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:15,674 I'm sorry, ladies. 372 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:17,259 I'm here for a little R&R, 373 00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:20,595 and I'm just not in the right headspace to perform in a show right now. 374 00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:23,932 Well, it's not a show, hon. It's just a fun little get-together. 375 00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:25,475 We do some songs from Grease. 376 00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:27,185 Grease... 377 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:30,814 -is the perfect movie musical. -[group chuckles] 378 00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:32,983 [Robert] It's my very favorite. 379 00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:34,985 We're sort of like the Pink Ladies 380 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,194 -around here. -[Anna] Mm-hmm. 381 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:38,697 Oh, really? So, which one of you plays Rizzo? 382 00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:41,157 Is it Anna? Anna, you scream Rizzo. 383 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,827 Oh, we don't use names. We're just doing a couple songs. 384 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:44,744 What? 385 00:20:44,995 --> 00:20:48,498 But how can you do the songs if you don't know which Pink Lady you are? 386 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,834 And by the way, Yolanda, you're Marty. 387 00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:52,168 I am? 388 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:53,420 Okay! 389 00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:55,171 A-Are you sure you can't help us? 390 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,715 Yeah, I'm sure, ladies. 391 00:20:56,798 --> 00:21:00,719 Hey, but listen, if you need a few good quality wigs, they're all yours. 392 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:03,680 We don't use wigs. We just use our own hair. 393 00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:05,348 No wigs? 394 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:09,144 Then, uh, yeah, I'm definitely out. 395 00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:13,898 Is something wrong with our hair, Robert? 396 00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:18,903 [Anna] So, I guess that's that. Okay, let's go. 397 00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:21,865 -[Robert sighs] -[Kath] What did he mean about our hair? 398 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,909 [Anna] Our hair is fine, Kath. I don't wanna hear about this all night. 399 00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:28,538 [AJ] Excuse me, coming through. Important stuff. Could you move? 400 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,417 [Anna] Has anyone figured out how she fits into the picture? 401 00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:36,171 Remember when you said that we might not find any diamonds? 402 00:21:36,254 --> 00:21:37,380 Vaguely. 403 00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:40,216 Bam! Diamond. 404 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:42,969 [chuckles] Okay, that's a rock. 405 00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:44,596 Nope. 406 00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:46,890 It's a diamond in the rough. 407 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,225 I read all about it at the RV office. 408 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:50,852 It's geology. 409 00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:55,440 AJ, it takes years and years of pressure to turn a rock into a diamond. 410 00:21:55,857 --> 00:21:57,984 Well, then we'd better get up early tomorrow 411 00:21:58,068 --> 00:21:59,944 'cause I don't have that kind of time. 412 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:02,989 [chuckles] Oh! 413 00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:06,534 You've got good taste, Brick. That's one of my favorites too. 414 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:10,121 Um... my mother's looking for me. 415 00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:14,459 What did I say? 416 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:15,377 Nothing. 417 00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:17,629 Kid's just weird. 418 00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:22,926 [Clem, over PA] Good morning, Little Rock Little Lake. 419 00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:27,222 The cornhole tournament has been postponed until the sun comes back out. 420 00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:29,641 This is some good coffee. 421 00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:31,476 Okay. 422 00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:33,228 Diamonds, day two. 423 00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:35,271 I'm feeling it. You ready? 424 00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:38,858 -Uh, no. It's raining. -["Born To Hand Jive" playing] 425 00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:41,111 Hey, um, give me a minute. 426 00:22:42,112 --> 00:22:44,447 Okay, but don't go far. It could stop any minute. 427 00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:45,657 [Robert] Good morning. 428 00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:46,783 -Morning. -Hi. 429 00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:47,992 Morning. 430 00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:50,412 Look at you ladies, singin' in the rain. 431 00:22:50,745 --> 00:22:53,748 Well, my phone says "intermittent showers," so... 432 00:22:53,832 --> 00:22:56,334 -Oh, and my mother just fell. -[rimshot] 433 00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:58,628 Oh, so this must be the hus-band. 434 00:22:58,711 --> 00:22:59,879 -Nice to meet ya. -Hey. 435 00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:01,256 -Yep. -[sighs] 436 00:23:01,339 --> 00:23:02,715 Y'all just getting started? 437 00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:04,676 No, no, we're almost done practicing. 438 00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:08,221 Wait. This is the end of rehearsal? 439 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:09,931 -[Anna] Mm-hmm. -Where's the other one? 440 00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:10,890 Oh, Yolanda? 441 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:14,561 She's in there watching Judge Judy, but she can just jump in tomorrow. 442 00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:16,604 But tomorrow's show night. 443 00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:19,232 How's she gonna "jump in" on show night? 444 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:20,984 Don't you need to rehearse with her? 445 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:22,235 Oh, we got it, hon. 446 00:23:22,944 --> 00:23:23,778 Okay, um... 447 00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:27,073 Anna, and I say this with respect, 448 00:23:27,532 --> 00:23:28,658 you don't got it. 449 00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:32,287 Okay? I mean, you were doing the hand jive with just one hand. 450 00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:34,539 Well, I had a muffin in the other. 451 00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:37,125 Exactly. And Kath. 452 00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:40,795 Kath, darling, you were off from the very top. 453 00:23:41,129 --> 00:23:42,839 We're not professionals like you. 454 00:23:43,381 --> 00:23:44,466 [Robert] Okay, um... 455 00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:46,551 maybe I can help. 456 00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:49,095 Are you gonna teach us some choreography? 457 00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:51,222 Look at me. I just said "choreography." 458 00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:53,600 -[Anna and Kath laugh] -[Robert] Even better. 459 00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:56,686 -I'll direct. [laughs] -[Kath] You will? 460 00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:57,896 You will? 461 00:23:57,979 --> 00:23:59,397 [Robert] But I gotta warn you. 462 00:23:59,898 --> 00:24:01,107 I'm no Bob Fosse. 463 00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:03,401 I'm better. [laughs] 464 00:24:03,902 --> 00:24:07,155 All right, let's start with the hand jive and then move on to the other numbers. 465 00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:09,866 Oh, wait. Other numbers? We usually just do the one. 466 00:24:10,909 --> 00:24:12,410 Yeah, I know, but... 467 00:24:12,911 --> 00:24:17,832 adding one or two more numbers would help flesh out the whole story. 468 00:24:18,249 --> 00:24:20,877 Whole story? Well, there's only three of us. 469 00:24:23,546 --> 00:24:26,049 Fine, I'll be Sandy. [chuckles] 470 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,677 ["Born To Hand Jive" playing] 471 00:24:29,761 --> 00:24:31,679 [Robert] Kath, darling, you're still doin' it wrong. 472 00:24:31,763 --> 00:24:32,597 Here, watch me. 473 00:24:32,889 --> 00:24:34,849 [Kath] Sorry, I thought it was hands like this. 474 00:24:35,433 --> 00:24:36,935 Bud, hit it. 475 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,314 Okay, here's a little way to help you remember? 476 00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:43,149 Where are my keys? 477 00:24:44,275 --> 00:24:46,152 -Clap on, clap off. -[laughs] 478 00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:47,195 Dry my nails. 479 00:24:48,196 --> 00:24:49,739 Pepper mill, pepper mill. 480 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,282 Confused hitchhiker. 481 00:24:51,366 --> 00:24:52,825 -You're good. -[Robert] Yeah. 482 00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:56,037 -[indistinct chatter] -[Robert] Okay, let's try it again. 483 00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:01,584 Where are my keys? 484 00:25:02,627 --> 00:25:03,795 Clap on, clap off. 485 00:25:04,629 --> 00:25:05,630 Dry my nails. 486 00:25:06,756 --> 00:25:08,007 Pepper mill, pepper mill. 487 00:25:08,508 --> 00:25:09,509 Confused hitchhiker. 488 00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:11,844 Where are my keys? 489 00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:13,846 You got eyes on him? 490 00:25:14,722 --> 00:25:15,557 Yup. 491 00:25:16,808 --> 00:25:18,893 -[Robert] Pepper mill. -What are they even doing? 492 00:25:18,977 --> 00:25:21,980 He's teaching some women the hand jive from Grease. 493 00:25:22,063 --> 00:25:25,817 -[Robert] Let's just stop for a second. -How the hell do you know that? 494 00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:27,277 I was Danny in high school. 495 00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:30,154 [Lady Danger] You were a theater kid? 496 00:25:30,738 --> 00:25:32,865 Wow. 497 00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:34,701 You got something to say to me? 498 00:25:34,784 --> 00:25:36,911 No, do you have something to say to me? 499 00:25:36,995 --> 00:25:38,705 Why do you keep implying shit? 500 00:25:38,997 --> 00:25:41,583 So I did Grease in high school, and learned the hand jive. So what? 501 00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:43,751 Everybody did Grease. That don't mean nothing. 502 00:25:43,835 --> 00:25:46,588 It just seems to me you're more interested in choreography 503 00:25:46,671 --> 00:25:47,964 than in killing that queen. 504 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:50,049 I'm starting to wonder what team you're playing for. 505 00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:51,759 I said stop implying shit. 506 00:25:55,388 --> 00:25:56,806 [Robert] All right, let's add drums. 507 00:25:56,889 --> 00:26:00,560 You'd better back right off, or I will fillet you, bitch. 508 00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:02,312 [man] Looks like the rain stopped. 509 00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:05,607 The cornhole tournament's back on. 510 00:26:06,649 --> 00:26:09,902 [Lady Danger] Yeehaw! The cornhole tournament's back on, honey. 511 00:26:11,321 --> 00:26:13,197 [Damien] I'm gonna have a bagel. 512 00:26:13,573 --> 00:26:15,533 Fine, but if you do, 513 00:26:16,117 --> 00:26:18,453 I don't want to hear "I feel fat" all day long. 514 00:26:18,661 --> 00:26:22,332 [Robert] Yes. Yes! Pretty good. [chuckles] 515 00:26:22,415 --> 00:26:24,834 I want him dead just as much as you do. 516 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:29,088 Do you? Because you didn't run him off the road yesterday when I told you to. 517 00:26:29,172 --> 00:26:32,508 And here he is, 20 feet away, just waiting to be murdered, 518 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,428 and you're more concerned about carbs. 519 00:26:35,511 --> 00:26:38,890 We need to make it look like an accident, and you need to figure it out. 520 00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:42,018 [Robert] Where are my keys? 521 00:26:42,852 --> 00:26:44,854 -Clap on, clap off. -I just did. 522 00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:47,982 -[Robert] Dry my nails. -Look. 523 00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:49,776 [Robert] Confused hitchiker. 524 00:26:50,485 --> 00:26:51,944 [Anna] Ugh, I'm thirsty. 525 00:26:52,612 --> 00:26:53,821 A rattlesnake? 526 00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:58,451 Well, it's not the limbo contest tomorrow at 4:30. 527 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:02,622 -[Yolanda] Oh! Sorry, I'm late. -[sighs] 528 00:27:02,705 --> 00:27:05,333 [Robert] Well, that all stops now that I'm helping. 529 00:27:06,084 --> 00:27:07,502 Why'd you let me eat that? 530 00:27:08,086 --> 00:27:09,837 [panting] 531 00:27:10,380 --> 00:27:14,300 ♪ Born to hand jive, baby ♪ 532 00:27:14,384 --> 00:27:17,762 -♪ Born to hand jive, baby ♪ -[grunts] 533 00:27:18,471 --> 00:27:21,808 ♪ Born to hand jive, baby ♪ 534 00:27:22,350 --> 00:27:25,937 ♪ Born to hand jive, baby ♪ 535 00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:28,147 -Whoo! -[Robert chuckles] 536 00:27:29,023 --> 00:27:30,108 I don't have chills. 537 00:27:30,692 --> 00:27:33,111 -They're not multiplying. -[laughs] 538 00:27:33,194 --> 00:27:36,656 -Hon, can you dial it back a bit? -Yeah, I'm starving. 539 00:27:36,739 --> 00:27:39,575 I haven't been this hungry since I went to China for my 40th. 540 00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:41,703 Their lo mein is not like our lo mein. 541 00:27:41,786 --> 00:27:44,622 Fine. Take five, get something to eat. 542 00:27:44,706 --> 00:27:47,625 Take five? What can we eat in five minutes? 543 00:27:47,709 --> 00:27:50,628 I'll go print out the sheet music and work on getting some lights. 544 00:27:51,963 --> 00:27:54,298 Hey, Gus in slot 13 has some lights. 545 00:27:54,382 --> 00:27:55,633 Almost done, Bob Bossy? 546 00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:57,635 No. Points for cleverness, AJ. 547 00:27:58,886 --> 00:27:59,929 Not so fast. 548 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,725 -You said we'd go diamond digging. -I know, I know, but... 549 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:06,269 [sighs] Have you seen those ladies? 550 00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:07,603 I have to help them. 551 00:28:08,062 --> 00:28:11,315 And look, the sun is finally out. Why don't you go digging with Brick? 552 00:28:11,399 --> 00:28:12,775 Brick's a dud. 553 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:15,027 Come on. 554 00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:17,905 Diamonds are more important than some stupid show. 555 00:28:18,489 --> 00:28:20,950 Says the person who's not in show business. Look. 556 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:23,995 I'm sorry, but I have to do something. 557 00:28:24,537 --> 00:28:25,538 I owe it to Grease. 558 00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:29,208 [Robert] Bad enough I don't even have a Danny. 559 00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:34,797 Slot 13. 560 00:28:36,257 --> 00:28:37,175 Hmm. 561 00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:40,720 Ooh. Slot 13. 562 00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:42,305 Hello? 563 00:28:44,265 --> 00:28:45,099 Gus? 564 00:28:46,976 --> 00:28:50,438 I'm staging and starring in Grease on the patio, 565 00:28:50,521 --> 00:28:53,524 and, uh, I heard you have some lights I could use. 566 00:28:54,609 --> 00:28:56,235 -Gus? -[knocks on door] 567 00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:58,362 Hey, my dad's not home. 568 00:28:59,113 --> 00:29:00,072 I'm Jack. 569 00:29:01,324 --> 00:29:04,035 [chuckles] No. 570 00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:06,245 You're Danny. 571 00:29:08,539 --> 00:29:12,043 Did anyone else think having Robert help out would be fun? 572 00:29:13,211 --> 00:29:14,670 Maybe I should say something. 573 00:29:14,796 --> 00:29:16,756 But I've never told off a black person before. 574 00:29:16,839 --> 00:29:18,216 Let alone a gay black person. 575 00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:21,636 I've seen Real Housewives of Atlanta, and it never ends well. 576 00:29:22,053 --> 00:29:22,970 Great news. 577 00:29:24,138 --> 00:29:28,518 I found our Danny, and he's rip-roaring to go. Right, Jack? 578 00:29:28,726 --> 00:29:30,186 Ah, yeah, sure, I guess. 579 00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:31,312 [women] Hey, Jack. 580 00:29:31,395 --> 00:29:33,022 Oh, so, now Jack's in. Great. 581 00:29:33,397 --> 00:29:35,399 And here are the charts for my big solo. 582 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,570 Uh, this is getting a little too focused on Sandy. 583 00:29:40,154 --> 00:29:43,533 Well, we have to show good-girl, poodle-skirt Sandy, 584 00:29:43,616 --> 00:29:47,620 so they can appreciate bad, sexy, spandex Sandy, right? 585 00:29:48,621 --> 00:29:49,455 Right. 586 00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:52,416 Okay, are you ready for our big number? 587 00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:53,334 Come on up. 588 00:29:54,877 --> 00:29:58,047 I found John Travolta in an RV park. 589 00:29:58,130 --> 00:30:00,132 [laughs] 590 00:30:01,676 --> 00:30:03,511 Okay, here we go. 591 00:30:04,262 --> 00:30:06,764 ♪ You are the one I want You are the one I want ♪ 592 00:30:06,848 --> 00:30:08,516 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey ♪ 593 00:30:09,350 --> 00:30:10,268 Yeah, I'm out. 594 00:30:11,602 --> 00:30:12,562 [chuckles] 595 00:30:16,190 --> 00:30:18,609 The pretty ones are always the most difficult. 596 00:30:18,693 --> 00:30:20,903 -[I know I am. [chuckles] -[rimshot plays] 597 00:30:20,987 --> 00:30:23,239 Okay, who in the cast or the band 598 00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:25,950 knows him well enough to talk him back into the show? 599 00:30:26,450 --> 00:30:28,870 All right, can we talk to you for a second, hon? 600 00:30:29,704 --> 00:30:34,125 It feels like this is turning into a bigger show than we had in mind. 601 00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:36,002 [chuckles] Thank you. 602 00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:39,797 We're not having as much fun as we usually do. 603 00:30:39,881 --> 00:30:41,966 Well, you will have fun, during the show. 604 00:30:42,466 --> 00:30:45,428 No, that's the thing, hon. We don't want to do a show. 605 00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:51,100 We love you, but we were thinking that maybe you sit this one out. 606 00:30:53,603 --> 00:30:54,604 You are... 607 00:30:55,479 --> 00:30:56,939 -firing me? -[Anna] You're great. 608 00:30:57,815 --> 00:31:00,067 You're just... a bit too much. 609 00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:05,281 -But really just the best ever. -Top notch. You're so talented. 610 00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:09,702 This is just the one time of year that we get to flaunt our stuff, 611 00:31:09,785 --> 00:31:12,204 a-and we can't do that next to you, you know? 612 00:31:12,288 --> 00:31:13,539 You... you'll upstage us. 613 00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:15,499 Got it. 614 00:31:16,167 --> 00:31:17,251 This is your night. 615 00:31:18,419 --> 00:31:20,546 I will bow out. 616 00:31:22,632 --> 00:31:24,884 I guess I'll go work on your Pink Lady jackets 617 00:31:24,967 --> 00:31:29,055 because I am nothing if not generous. 618 00:31:31,766 --> 00:31:33,059 That is so nice of you. 619 00:31:35,478 --> 00:31:36,479 It is. 620 00:31:38,689 --> 00:31:40,691 And I'll give some thought to the finale 621 00:31:40,775 --> 00:31:43,694 because without me you're gonna need something really special. 622 00:31:45,071 --> 00:31:46,113 Appreciate it. 623 00:31:47,782 --> 00:31:49,951 -Did he not hear me fire him? -I don't know. 624 00:31:50,368 --> 00:31:53,829 [Clem, over PA] Remember, everyone, it's smoked ribs and biscuits tonight, 625 00:31:53,913 --> 00:31:56,540 followed by a screening of The Fast and the Furious 626 00:31:56,624 --> 00:31:57,917 in the community room. 627 00:32:04,882 --> 00:32:06,884 House of Butter, this is Cocoa. 628 00:32:07,176 --> 00:32:08,219 How may I help you? 629 00:32:08,678 --> 00:32:09,512 Louis, 630 00:32:10,221 --> 00:32:13,307 I need you to think long and hard before you answer me. 631 00:32:16,018 --> 00:32:17,019 Am I too much? 632 00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:17,937 [Louis] Yes. 633 00:32:20,189 --> 00:32:23,734 Do I try to make everything go the way I see it in my head? 634 00:32:23,818 --> 00:32:24,652 [Louis] Yes. 635 00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:29,240 -Do I turn everything into a big-- -[Louis] Yes. 636 00:32:29,323 --> 00:32:32,326 Louis, let me at least finish asking the damn question. 637 00:32:32,410 --> 00:32:35,663 I'm sorry, girl, but this is one test I know all the answers to. 638 00:32:36,664 --> 00:32:37,832 [Robert] I am too much. 639 00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:41,085 Not just in this RV park. Everywhere. 640 00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:46,507 I opened that laptop file about Hector. 641 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:49,301 I knew it. You took it out of the trash, didn't you? 642 00:32:49,552 --> 00:32:51,887 [Robert] So? I've seen you do that with cake. 643 00:32:52,596 --> 00:32:53,973 Hold on. Are we on Skype? 644 00:32:55,182 --> 00:32:58,269 You know, I couldn't just let it be a new relationship with Hector. 645 00:32:58,352 --> 00:33:00,521 I had to make that into a big show too. 646 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,233 After only five months, I was talking about a nightclub 647 00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:08,112 and a townhouse and vacations and maybe adoption. 648 00:33:08,696 --> 00:33:09,530 What? 649 00:33:09,947 --> 00:33:12,867 You told Damien you wanted a baby with him after five months? 650 00:33:12,950 --> 00:33:14,076 I know. 651 00:33:15,036 --> 00:33:16,620 It's amazing he stayed around. 652 00:33:17,038 --> 00:33:19,331 Well, he was planning on robbing you. 653 00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:21,333 And there's that. 654 00:33:22,168 --> 00:33:24,045 [Louis] You always want everything to be bigger 655 00:33:24,128 --> 00:33:26,005 and better and more wonderful, 656 00:33:27,089 --> 00:33:28,758 and that's what I love about you. 657 00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:32,887 But it's too much for most people. 658 00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:35,765 [Louis] Then that's their problem. 659 00:33:39,268 --> 00:33:40,269 Thank you. 660 00:33:42,271 --> 00:33:43,856 Okay, I should go. 661 00:33:45,066 --> 00:33:47,610 I'm making Pink Lady jackets 662 00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:50,571 for a bootleg production of Grease in an RV park, 663 00:33:51,238 --> 00:33:54,700 and I want to make sure I leave time to monogram their names on. 664 00:33:55,618 --> 00:33:57,119 Oh, girl, now that's too much. 665 00:33:57,453 --> 00:33:58,537 [chuckles] 666 00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:03,501 Okay. 667 00:34:04,752 --> 00:34:05,753 Sewing machine. 668 00:34:09,465 --> 00:34:10,883 -[rattling] -[yelps] 669 00:34:11,592 --> 00:34:12,718 [gasps] 670 00:34:14,095 --> 00:34:16,097 -[snake hisses] -[screams] 671 00:34:17,306 --> 00:34:19,058 -[woman] What was that? -Help! 672 00:34:19,642 --> 00:34:21,393 Help! Somebody, please! 673 00:34:21,977 --> 00:34:24,980 Help me! There's a rattlesnake on my cuff! 674 00:34:25,064 --> 00:34:27,191 Please help me, somebody, please! 675 00:34:28,359 --> 00:34:30,277 There's a rattlesnake caught on my cuff! 676 00:34:30,694 --> 00:34:32,655 All right, well, stop swinging your arm around. 677 00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:35,032 I can't! I have a rattlesnake caught on my cuff! 678 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,287 [yells] 679 00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:43,999 -Go! Go! -[Damien] Come on. 680 00:34:45,042 --> 00:34:46,085 Good shot, Karl. 681 00:34:47,002 --> 00:34:49,130 Man. Blew that snake's head clean off. 682 00:34:51,465 --> 00:34:53,634 [Karl] There's nothing like a good casserole 683 00:34:53,717 --> 00:34:55,010 to take the edge off. 684 00:34:55,469 --> 00:34:57,179 How you holding up? You okay? 685 00:34:58,889 --> 00:35:02,601 Well, I haven't allowed myself mac and cheese since the '90s, so... 686 00:35:03,394 --> 00:35:05,771 that'll tell you a lot about my emotional state. 687 00:35:06,313 --> 00:35:08,274 Yeah, well, I'd never seen anything like that. 688 00:35:08,357 --> 00:35:11,527 That snake's fangs got caught right in your robe. You got lucky. 689 00:35:11,861 --> 00:35:14,155 -Brocade saved my life. -[Karl laughs] 690 00:35:14,238 --> 00:35:16,323 If I only had a nickel for every time I've said that. 691 00:35:16,407 --> 00:35:17,950 [chuckles] 692 00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:20,244 How did it get in the RV anyhow? 693 00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:22,246 Oh, snakes get into stuff. 694 00:35:22,538 --> 00:35:24,498 RVs, wood sheds... 695 00:35:25,249 --> 00:35:27,835 We once found a snake in our hot tub. 696 00:35:27,918 --> 00:35:29,044 Oh, yeah. 697 00:35:29,336 --> 00:35:30,379 His name was Steven. 698 00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:31,755 [all laugh] 699 00:35:31,839 --> 00:35:33,090 -Karl! -You! 700 00:35:34,258 --> 00:35:37,178 Well, thank you, guys, for the gunplay 701 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:40,014 and the delicious mac and cheese. 702 00:35:40,097 --> 00:35:42,558 Oh, you know Carl, he uses that French cheese. 703 00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:43,726 Oh, I've heard. 704 00:35:43,809 --> 00:35:45,227 [chuckles] 705 00:35:49,148 --> 00:35:51,025 I thought you were gonna ask him for a three-way. 706 00:35:51,108 --> 00:35:52,109 Timing felt off. 707 00:35:54,778 --> 00:35:56,322 [Robert] Oh, hey, Brick. 708 00:35:56,739 --> 00:35:58,532 -Where's AJ? -[Brick] I don't know. 709 00:36:00,034 --> 00:36:01,076 It's getting dark. 710 00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:07,291 [Robert] AJ. 711 00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:10,127 AJ, what are you still doing out here? 712 00:36:10,544 --> 00:36:12,421 I've been looking for you everywhere. 713 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:14,465 Thank God you're safe. 714 00:36:14,924 --> 00:36:16,592 [sighs] Grab your stuff. 715 00:36:17,593 --> 00:36:22,306 No. I'm not leaving until I find a real diamond. 716 00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:24,558 AJ, it is dangerous out here. 717 00:36:24,642 --> 00:36:28,687 I was just attacked by a snake in the RV, 718 00:36:29,188 --> 00:36:31,732 and this is their natural habitat, so let's go. 719 00:36:32,191 --> 00:36:33,025 Maybe... 720 00:36:33,442 --> 00:36:36,779 if I had some help earlier, I would have found a real diamond by now, 721 00:36:37,321 --> 00:36:39,823 but you're too busy putting on a stupid show. 722 00:36:40,115 --> 00:36:42,534 So I'm not leaving, Bob Bossy. 723 00:36:42,910 --> 00:36:45,579 This is not a discussion, AJ. 724 00:36:46,413 --> 00:36:47,623 I'm the adult here. 725 00:36:47,957 --> 00:36:50,125 It is late. We're going. 726 00:36:53,045 --> 00:36:55,381 -Come on. -No! [screams] 727 00:36:55,839 --> 00:36:57,341 -Let go of me. -Stop it. 728 00:36:57,424 --> 00:36:58,842 -Let go! -Stop-- 729 00:36:58,926 --> 00:37:00,719 -Let go! -Stop hitting me. 730 00:37:00,803 --> 00:37:01,887 Let go! 731 00:37:02,304 --> 00:37:05,140 -I have to keep digging. -What are you doing? 732 00:37:06,517 --> 00:37:08,102 You can't even see. 733 00:37:08,936 --> 00:37:11,480 I need to find a diamond for Pop Pop 734 00:37:11,939 --> 00:37:13,732 'cause I don't have any money. 735 00:37:14,942 --> 00:37:17,945 And I need to pay him something so he'll keep me. 736 00:37:21,407 --> 00:37:22,408 C-Can you stop? 737 00:37:23,450 --> 00:37:24,451 For a second. 738 00:37:25,786 --> 00:37:26,620 Please? 739 00:37:27,288 --> 00:37:29,290 [panting] 740 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:32,626 Those are just rocks. 741 00:37:34,253 --> 00:37:36,588 Okay, sure, maybe they'll be diamonds someday, 742 00:37:37,881 --> 00:37:39,466 but we'll both be dead by then. 743 00:37:41,927 --> 00:37:45,347 Now listen to me very carefully, okay? 744 00:37:47,474 --> 00:37:48,475 Are you listening? 745 00:37:52,730 --> 00:37:56,025 You don't need to bring Pop Pop a diamond so that he'll keep you. 746 00:37:58,527 --> 00:38:00,779 Because you... 747 00:38:01,572 --> 00:38:02,573 are a diamond. 748 00:38:04,074 --> 00:38:05,075 You are. 749 00:38:06,535 --> 00:38:07,619 Right now. 750 00:38:09,163 --> 00:38:10,956 Not a hundred years from now. 751 00:38:12,458 --> 00:38:14,043 Okay? You hear me? 752 00:38:18,047 --> 00:38:20,716 Now come on. Let's go. Get out of that dirt and let's go. 753 00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:23,469 'Cause my ass is too close to this here ground, 754 00:38:23,552 --> 00:38:25,387 and that's where the snakeses live. 755 00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:45,491 Sorry for ditching you today to put on a show. 756 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,452 Especially now that I'm not gonna be Sandy. 757 00:38:48,911 --> 00:38:51,705 [AJ] I thought you said you can't do Grease without a Sandy. 758 00:38:52,414 --> 00:38:54,917 [Robert] Well, I have someone in mind for Sandy. 759 00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:56,085 [AJ] Nope. 760 00:38:57,002 --> 00:38:59,338 Okay, you guys, you want to run it again for practice? 761 00:38:59,713 --> 00:39:02,132 You showed us the movie, like, a hundred times. 762 00:39:02,466 --> 00:39:04,134 We got it, okay? Easy-peasy. 763 00:39:04,218 --> 00:39:07,721 Okay, let the ladies muddle through a few bars of the hand jive, 764 00:39:08,138 --> 00:39:11,016 then you two come out and steal the show. 765 00:39:12,726 --> 00:39:14,937 I don't know why you like Grease so much. 766 00:39:15,437 --> 00:39:19,066 It's just about a girl who changes everything about herself for some boy. 767 00:39:20,401 --> 00:39:23,445 Oh, kiddo, you got it all wrong. 768 00:39:23,987 --> 00:39:27,699 Grease is about letting yourself be whatever you wanna be. 769 00:39:28,242 --> 00:39:30,744 Poor Sandy's cooped up the whole movie, until the end, 770 00:39:30,828 --> 00:39:32,871 then she decides... 771 00:39:33,497 --> 00:39:35,916 to let her inner bad girl out. 772 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:39,002 Okay, I'm gonna go warm up the crowd. 773 00:39:39,753 --> 00:39:41,588 Then you two, be ready in five. 774 00:39:42,423 --> 00:39:45,008 You're gonna kill it. People love kids in costumes. 775 00:39:47,302 --> 00:39:50,681 Oh! And it's nice out. They said it was gonna rain. 776 00:39:50,973 --> 00:39:52,558 Everything's working out. 777 00:39:53,767 --> 00:39:55,894 I look stupid. 778 00:39:56,478 --> 00:39:57,729 I hate this hair. 779 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,482 I like your hair. 780 00:40:01,942 --> 00:40:03,110 And your dress. 781 00:40:06,613 --> 00:40:08,740 [Clem, over PA] Attention, Little Rock Little Lake. 782 00:40:08,824 --> 00:40:11,535 I've just been informed the show is still on. 783 00:40:13,871 --> 00:40:15,497 -Welcome, everybody. -[man 1] Nice boots! 784 00:40:15,581 --> 00:40:17,916 So happy y'all came out to see our little show. 785 00:40:18,292 --> 00:40:20,669 [crowd cheers and whistles] 786 00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:23,714 Even if it's only because the storm blew out your satellite. 787 00:40:23,797 --> 00:40:24,715 [rimshot plays] 788 00:40:24,798 --> 00:40:26,592 [Robert] Thank you. I'll be here all week. 789 00:40:26,675 --> 00:40:28,677 -I'm your host, Robert Lee. -[man 2] Yeah! 790 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,721 -Thank you. -[man 3] You go, cowboy. 791 00:40:30,804 --> 00:40:32,681 But the show is not about me. 792 00:40:33,265 --> 00:40:35,684 -If it were, it'd be a lot better. -[rimshot plays] 793 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:38,061 -[crowd laughs] -I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 794 00:40:38,729 --> 00:40:40,898 -Tonight is about fun. -[crowd] Yeah. 795 00:40:40,981 --> 00:40:45,486 So drink up, and enjoy Grease Lite. 796 00:40:45,569 --> 00:40:47,738 -[crowd cheers] -[Robert] All right! 797 00:40:47,821 --> 00:40:49,907 ["Born To Hand Jive" playing] 798 00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:01,126 ♪ Before I was born, late one night ♪ 799 00:41:02,503 --> 00:41:04,838 ♪ My papa said everything's all right ♪ 800 00:41:06,215 --> 00:41:08,550 ♪ The doctor laughed, mama laid down ♪ 801 00:41:08,634 --> 00:41:09,760 [crowd cheers] 802 00:41:09,843 --> 00:41:12,304 ♪ With her stomach bouncing all around ♪ 803 00:41:13,430 --> 00:41:15,807 ♪ 'Cause the bebop stork Was about to arrive♪ 804 00:41:15,891 --> 00:41:17,643 ♪ Mama gave birth to the hand jive ♪ 805 00:41:17,726 --> 00:41:19,478 [crowd cheers] 806 00:41:19,561 --> 00:41:21,396 ♪ I could barely walk When I milked a cow ♪ 807 00:41:23,190 --> 00:41:25,484 ♪ When I was three, I pushed a plow ♪ 808 00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:29,363 ♪While chopping wood I would move my legs ♪ 809 00:41:30,405 --> 00:41:33,367 ♪ And started dancing When I gathered eggs ♪ 810 00:41:34,368 --> 00:41:36,161 ♪ The townsfolk clapped, I was only five ♪ 811 00:41:36,245 --> 00:41:38,705 ♪ He outdanced 'em all He was born to hand-jive ♪ 812 00:41:38,789 --> 00:41:39,748 ♪ How low can you go? ♪ 813 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:41,750 -♪ How low can you go? ♪ -It's Brick. Aww! 814 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:45,671 ♪ How low can you go? How low can you go? ♪ 815 00:41:49,675 --> 00:41:53,136 ♪ Born to hand-jive, baby ♪ 816 00:41:53,220 --> 00:41:56,974 ♪ Born to hand-jive, baby ♪ 817 00:42:00,686 --> 00:42:04,439 ♪ Born to hand-jive, baby ♪ 818 00:42:04,523 --> 00:42:08,151 -♪ Born to hand-jive, baby ♪ -Brick! What the hell are you doing? 819 00:42:08,235 --> 00:42:09,945 The hand jive, Dad! 820 00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:11,405 -Come on! -[father] That's enough. 821 00:42:11,488 --> 00:42:12,948 I said, that's enough. 822 00:42:13,532 --> 00:42:16,076 -All right. Bud, stop the damn music. -[song stops] 823 00:42:16,159 --> 00:42:20,664 Chris, come on, now. Let him be. He's just havin' a little fun. 824 00:42:20,747 --> 00:42:23,166 Anna, darling. Stay out of it. 825 00:42:23,584 --> 00:42:25,460 All right? It's my kid, my business. 826 00:42:25,544 --> 00:42:29,923 and I'll be goddamned if my son is gonna be prancing around in a dress. 827 00:42:30,007 --> 00:42:31,800 Chris, reel it in. It's too much. 828 00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:36,888 No, this is too much, all right? This is all too much. 829 00:42:37,514 --> 00:42:39,182 Come on. Let's go. 830 00:42:41,226 --> 00:42:42,561 What do you think you're doing? 831 00:42:45,522 --> 00:42:46,523 Inside. Take it off. 832 00:42:49,526 --> 00:42:51,028 It was his idea to switch. 833 00:42:52,487 --> 00:42:55,741 [sighs] It was the only time I saw him smile in three days. 834 00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,535 Is Brick gonna be okay? 835 00:43:00,162 --> 00:43:02,414 He will if I have anything to say about it. 836 00:43:17,262 --> 00:43:19,264 [electric guitar riff plays] 837 00:43:23,143 --> 00:43:24,102 Looking good. 838 00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:26,146 Tell me about it, 839 00:43:26,647 --> 00:43:27,481 Bud. 840 00:43:33,779 --> 00:43:34,821 I'll be right back. 841 00:43:36,281 --> 00:43:38,367 Might wanna clear out those tables. 842 00:43:39,368 --> 00:43:40,744 'cause we got a show to do. 843 00:43:41,995 --> 00:43:44,790 [electric guitar riff plays] 844 00:43:45,415 --> 00:43:47,292 Wow, she really is Sandy. 845 00:43:47,376 --> 00:43:49,044 Yeah, she's a shit-load of Sandy. 846 00:43:55,592 --> 00:43:58,720 It's the second time you've come over to my RV unannounced. 847 00:43:58,804 --> 00:44:00,514 I need to talk to you about Brick. 848 00:44:01,014 --> 00:44:03,433 If you came over here all dressed up to try to... 849 00:44:03,934 --> 00:44:05,185 convince me of something, 850 00:44:06,269 --> 00:44:07,187 you are wrong. 851 00:44:07,270 --> 00:44:09,856 No, I dress up for me, not you. 852 00:44:10,315 --> 00:44:12,776 And something tells me that's why Brick did it too. 853 00:44:12,901 --> 00:44:14,027 You don't know my kid. 854 00:44:15,278 --> 00:44:18,407 I know that he lit up out there, and I know you saw it too. 855 00:44:19,157 --> 00:44:20,575 I saw my son... 856 00:44:21,243 --> 00:44:23,829 dressing up like a girl in front of everyone. 857 00:44:24,746 --> 00:44:28,041 Look, I know, and I'm sorry it happened without your knowledge. 858 00:44:28,125 --> 00:44:30,961 It happened without mine too. It wasn't my idea. 859 00:44:31,670 --> 00:44:33,672 From what I understand, it was Brick's. 860 00:44:35,173 --> 00:44:36,216 Come again. 861 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:40,929 There is something inside that boy, and it's gonna come out. 862 00:44:41,638 --> 00:44:44,975 Maybe... maybe it won't be this exactly, 863 00:44:45,934 --> 00:44:46,935 but it's something. 864 00:44:47,853 --> 00:44:50,355 And you can repress it all you want, 865 00:44:50,439 --> 00:44:52,607 but I can tell you from experience, 866 00:44:54,609 --> 00:44:55,610 it's not going away. 867 00:44:57,946 --> 00:44:59,948 I don't need a lecture about my own son. 868 00:45:01,867 --> 00:45:04,494 Okay, fine. Let's not talk about him. 869 00:45:05,078 --> 00:45:07,205 Let's... let's talk about guns. 870 00:45:07,831 --> 00:45:08,790 You like guns, right? 871 00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:11,877 What if I told you you couldn't have a gun? 872 00:45:12,377 --> 00:45:14,045 That you weren't even allowed to touch one, 873 00:45:14,129 --> 00:45:16,757 even though you like the way it makes you feel, 874 00:45:17,466 --> 00:45:18,884 and it gives you confidence. 875 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:20,761 What would you do? 876 00:45:21,344 --> 00:45:22,721 I'd get myself a gun. 877 00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:26,725 But it's not the same thing. 878 00:45:28,477 --> 00:45:29,478 All right, look. 879 00:45:30,228 --> 00:45:32,731 I get what you're trying to say, all right? I do. 880 00:45:33,815 --> 00:45:34,983 I'm not a bad guy. 881 00:45:36,151 --> 00:45:37,861 I'm just trying to protect my son. 882 00:45:40,530 --> 00:45:42,532 But you're doing the opposite. 883 00:45:44,159 --> 00:45:47,662 Shutting Brick down will make him less and less of who he is. 884 00:45:48,914 --> 00:45:51,583 He might be more comfortable for you to be around, 885 00:45:53,168 --> 00:45:54,669 but he won't be Brick anymore. 886 00:45:57,923 --> 00:45:59,174 Let him be "too much." 887 00:46:01,051 --> 00:46:02,135 The world needs it. 888 00:46:10,644 --> 00:46:12,187 I don't know. [sniffles] 889 00:46:14,272 --> 00:46:15,273 Look, um... 890 00:46:16,316 --> 00:46:18,318 you make some good points, all right? 891 00:46:19,611 --> 00:46:20,987 Brick's mother and I, we... 892 00:46:22,113 --> 00:46:23,615 we got a lot to talk about. 893 00:46:24,866 --> 00:46:25,867 But right now, 894 00:46:26,701 --> 00:46:27,702 I'm sorry. 895 00:46:28,411 --> 00:46:29,412 I'm not allowin' it. 896 00:46:30,163 --> 00:46:31,164 No way. 897 00:46:32,958 --> 00:46:33,959 [gun cocks] 898 00:46:35,043 --> 00:46:35,877 Daddy. 899 00:46:38,004 --> 00:46:39,339 I'm wearing this dress. 900 00:46:46,847 --> 00:46:50,225 -["You're The One That I Want" playing] -[crowd cheering] 901 00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:55,897 ♪ I got chills ♪ 902 00:46:55,981 --> 00:46:57,899 ♪ They're multiplyin' ♪ 903 00:46:58,233 --> 00:47:02,737 ♪ And I'm losing control ♪ 904 00:47:02,821 --> 00:47:06,950 ♪ 'Cause the power you're supplying ♪ 905 00:47:07,033 --> 00:47:08,743 ♪ It's electrifying ♪ 906 00:47:11,830 --> 00:47:14,124 -♪ You better shape up ♪ -♪ Doo, doo, doo ♪ 907 00:47:14,207 --> 00:47:16,793 -♪ 'Cause I need a man ♪ -♪ Doo, doo, doo ♪ 908 00:47:17,586 --> 00:47:20,881 -♪ And my heart is set on you ♪ -♪ And my heart is set on you ♪ 909 00:47:20,964 --> 00:47:23,049 -♪ Better shape up ♪ -♪ Doo, doo, doo ♪ 910 00:47:23,133 --> 00:47:26,052 -♪ You better understand ♪ -♪ Doo, doo, doo ♪ 911 00:47:26,136 --> 00:47:29,890 -♪ To my heart I must be true ♪ -♪ Nothing left ♪ 912 00:47:29,973 --> 00:47:32,017 ♪ Nothing left for me to do ♪ 913 00:47:32,100 --> 00:47:34,728 ♪ You're the one that I want You are the one I want ♪ 914 00:47:34,811 --> 00:47:37,981 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey You're the one that I want ♪ 915 00:47:38,064 --> 00:47:39,482 ♪ You are the one I want ♪ 916 00:47:39,566 --> 00:47:42,736 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey You're the one that I want ♪ 917 00:47:42,819 --> 00:47:43,904 ♪ You are the one I want ♪ 918 00:47:43,987 --> 00:47:45,530 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 919 00:47:45,614 --> 00:47:50,285 ♪ The one I need, oh, yes, indeed ♪ 920 00:47:50,368 --> 00:47:52,871 ♪ You're the one that I want You are the one I want ♪ 921 00:47:52,954 --> 00:47:56,291 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey You're the one that I want ♪ 922 00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:57,500 ♪ You are the one I want ♪ 923 00:47:57,584 --> 00:48:00,712 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey You're the one that I want ♪ 924 00:48:00,795 --> 00:48:03,381 [Lady Danger speaks indistinctly] Go. 925 00:48:03,465 --> 00:48:08,261 ♪ The one I need, oh, yes, indeed ♪ 926 00:48:08,345 --> 00:48:10,847 ♪ You're the one that I want You are the one I want ♪ 927 00:48:10,972 --> 00:48:14,017 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey You're the one that I want ♪ 928 00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:15,185 ♪ You are the one I want ♪ 929 00:48:15,268 --> 00:48:18,605 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey You're the one that I want ♪ 930 00:48:18,688 --> 00:48:19,731 ♪ You are the one I want ♪ 931 00:48:19,814 --> 00:48:21,441 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 932 00:48:21,524 --> 00:48:24,778 ♪ The one I need, oh, yes, indeed ♪ 933 00:48:24,861 --> 00:48:25,695 [AJ] Dude, 934 00:48:26,571 --> 00:48:28,031 it is too crowded up here. 935 00:48:29,324 --> 00:48:30,992 [Robert] Well, I ain't sleeping down there. 936 00:48:31,993 --> 00:48:33,578 You heard of Snakes on a Plane? 937 00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,998 Well, snakes in an RV, that's the real horror movie. 938 00:48:41,711 --> 00:48:44,172 What makes you think that the snake's not up here? 939 00:48:44,589 --> 00:48:46,925 [trills] 940 00:48:47,008 --> 00:48:48,385 Stop it. 941 00:48:49,594 --> 00:48:50,762 [trills] 942 00:48:50,845 --> 00:48:52,222 [laughs] Stop it. 943 00:48:52,639 --> 00:48:54,391 -[AJ giggles] -[Robert] Stop it. 944 00:48:55,642 --> 00:48:57,936 Oh, you like torturing people? Maybe I'll torture you. 945 00:48:58,019 --> 00:48:59,562 I'm gonna sing more Grease. 946 00:48:59,646 --> 00:49:00,647 No! 947 00:49:02,399 --> 00:49:03,942 No more Grease. 948 00:49:04,985 --> 00:49:06,486 ♪ You're the one that I want ♪ 949 00:49:06,569 --> 00:49:07,654 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 950 00:49:07,737 --> 00:49:10,907 ♪ The one I need, oh, yes, indeed ♪ 951 00:49:10,991 --> 00:49:12,575 [AJ] Stop. Fine. 952 00:49:12,659 --> 00:49:15,286 Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine. 953 00:49:16,037 --> 00:49:18,373 You win. No more songs and no more snakes. 954 00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:19,290 Great. 955 00:49:19,666 --> 00:49:22,669 All right, let's get some sleep, kiddo. [grunts] 956 00:49:25,505 --> 00:49:27,257 -[AJ trills] -[chuckles] 957 00:49:28,091 --> 00:49:30,802 [AJ] Oh, no! I think the snake found you. 958 00:49:30,885 --> 00:49:33,638 Child, I will throw you out this loft. 959 00:49:34,639 --> 00:49:35,724 [blows raspberry] 960 00:49:48,111 --> 00:49:51,614 [chuckles] Howdy, partner. Where'd you get the hat? 961 00:49:52,032 --> 00:49:55,660 -Karl with the gun gave it to me. -He didn't give you a gun too, did he? 962 00:49:56,369 --> 00:49:57,412 No, dang it. 963 00:49:59,122 --> 00:50:01,416 [Robert] Well, kiddo, you ready to hit the road? 964 00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:03,334 We've got a long drive ahead of us. 965 00:50:04,085 --> 00:50:06,087 ["Walk It Off" playing] 966 00:50:08,048 --> 00:50:09,382 [AJ] Hey, what is this? 967 00:50:10,258 --> 00:50:11,092 [Robert] What? 968 00:50:12,969 --> 00:50:14,679 [AJ] This beepy thingy. 969 00:50:15,722 --> 00:50:17,223 Oh, my God, it's a bomb. 970 00:50:17,932 --> 00:50:18,975 [AJ] Calm down. 971 00:50:19,726 --> 00:50:22,187 It says "GPS Trackit." 972 00:50:22,270 --> 00:50:24,689 Oh, my God, it's a tracking device. 973 00:50:32,655 --> 00:50:35,867 [AJ] Like I said, I've never been a morning person... 974 00:50:38,536 --> 00:50:40,955 [Lady Danger] Go! Go! Go! 975 00:50:44,751 --> 00:50:46,669 ...but I'm kind of getting used to it. 976 00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:50,340 I guess it's okay to go into the light, 977 00:50:52,175 --> 00:50:54,928 as long as you trust the person telling you to go there. 978 00:50:55,345 --> 00:50:58,181 Whoo! Yeah! I told you it would work. 979 00:50:58,598 --> 00:51:00,809 Hope they like messing with the rifle family. 980 00:51:01,142 --> 00:51:03,520 Well, we bought some time, but sooner or later, 981 00:51:04,062 --> 00:51:07,398 Damien and Danger are gonna realize they're following the wrong RV. 982 00:51:07,482 --> 00:51:09,275 Then they're gonna come get us. 983 00:51:09,901 --> 00:51:11,653 Not if we get them first. 984 00:51:22,288 --> 00:51:24,207 ["Ruby Is Red Hot" playing] 985 00:51:25,708 --> 00:51:28,211 ♪ Set my sights, no time for fools ♪ 986 00:51:28,795 --> 00:51:31,589 ♪ Put on my crowning jewels ♪ 987 00:51:32,298 --> 00:51:35,218 ♪ Stop the press and alert the news ♪ 988 00:51:35,301 --> 00:51:39,222 ♪ Never gonna be, no more, no more, no ♪ 989 00:51:39,305 --> 00:51:42,684 ♪ Long nights, winter blues ♪ 990 00:51:42,767 --> 00:51:45,603 ♪ Already paid the dues ♪ 991 00:51:46,479 --> 00:51:49,065 ♪ I've changed my point of view ♪ 992 00:51:49,149 --> 00:51:52,986 -♪ Baby, got a new attitude ♪ -♪ Attitude ♪ 993 00:51:53,528 --> 00:51:56,948 -♪ Ruby is red hot ♪ -♪ Hot ♪ 994 00:51:57,031 --> 00:52:00,285 -♪ Hot fire nonstop ♪ -♪ Nonstop ♪ 995 00:52:00,368 --> 00:52:03,746 -♪ Who got what I got? ♪ -♪Got what she got? ♪ 996 00:52:03,830 --> 00:52:07,458 ♪ Nobody, nobody ♪ 997 00:52:07,542 --> 00:52:11,045 -♪ Ruby is red hot ♪ -♪ Hot ♪ 998 00:52:11,129 --> 00:52:13,965 -♪ Hot fire nonstop ♪ -♪ Nonstop ♪ 999 00:52:14,048 --> 00:52:16,801 ♪ Who got what I got? ♪ 1000 00:52:16,885 --> 00:52:21,264 -♪ Got what she got? ♪ -♪ Nobody, nobody ♪ 1001 00:52:21,347 --> 00:52:22,807 ♪ Nobody ♪ 1002 00:52:24,684 --> 00:52:26,269 ♪ Nobody ♪ 1003 00:52:26,352 --> 00:52:28,354 [twinkling chimes]