1 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:08,051 [twinkling chimes] 2 00:00:11,179 --> 00:00:13,181 [back-up alarm beeping] 3 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:16,976 [dramatic instrumental music playing] 4 00:00:30,656 --> 00:00:33,117 [AJ] It takes a lot of work to make something happen. 5 00:00:39,082 --> 00:00:41,417 First, you gotta have the idea. 6 00:00:47,340 --> 00:00:48,633 Then, the plan. 7 00:00:54,514 --> 00:00:57,100 Then, the balls to pull it off. 8 00:00:58,476 --> 00:01:00,520 [grunts, sighs] 9 00:01:00,603 --> 00:01:04,357 [AJ] Me? I've got the idea, the plan, and the balls. 10 00:01:05,483 --> 00:01:07,610 Check, check, and double check. 11 00:01:12,490 --> 00:01:15,576 [Robert] This is not the Fancypants Drag Club. 12 00:01:15,660 --> 00:01:17,328 No, dude, it's not. [AJ sighs] 13 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:18,746 We should have used Waze. 14 00:01:18,830 --> 00:01:20,873 No, I don't trust Waze. 15 00:01:20,957 --> 00:01:24,710 And who does she think she is, telling everyone how to get everywhere? 16 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:27,046 And we're not lost. 17 00:01:27,547 --> 00:01:29,882 The club used to be right there. 18 00:01:30,383 --> 00:01:33,094 You sure? Maybe you have early-onset Alzheimer's. 19 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:35,096 Well, it's nice I'm still young enough 20 00:01:35,179 --> 00:01:37,807 to qualify for the early part of early-onset. 21 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:40,476 This cast is itchy. And I'm hot. 22 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:43,521 Well, it's Texas. I mean, Texas is hot. 23 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:45,648 Wait, this is Texas? 24 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:47,608 Yeah. Where did you think Fort Worth was? 25 00:01:47,692 --> 00:01:49,193 Near Texas! 26 00:01:49,861 --> 00:01:52,613 You're telling me you have two gigs in Texas? 27 00:01:52,697 --> 00:01:54,532 Well, I had two gigs. 28 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:57,702 I'm about to find out why I don't still have two gigs. 29 00:01:57,785 --> 00:02:01,205 -I made it! I made it to Texas! -[line ringing] 30 00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:05,209 I did it! Oh, I did it! 31 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:06,919 [on phone] Hello, this is Allan Sherman. 32 00:02:07,003 --> 00:02:08,462 -Yes, this is Ruby Red. -Oh, yeah! 33 00:02:08,546 --> 00:02:14,260 I'm here at your hole-in-the-wall club, which is now a hole-in-the-ground club. 34 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:15,219 Why is that? 35 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:17,305 -[Allan] Oh, that club is closed -I'll be in the RV! 36 00:02:17,388 --> 00:02:19,140 -Texas! -[Allan] We had to close Fancypants. 37 00:02:19,223 --> 00:02:21,642 [Robert] Well, you'd better have a damn good reason 38 00:02:21,726 --> 00:02:23,769 for not telling me that before I arrived. 39 00:02:23,853 --> 00:02:26,981 -[Allan] I'm sorry about that, Ruby. -What? I-In a minute. 40 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:27,982 [Allan] Well, actually, 41 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:29,150 -I do have a reason. -Or now. 42 00:02:29,233 --> 00:02:30,318 [man] Move it, man. 43 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:33,446 [construction workers shouting] 44 00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:39,785 [grunts] Well... 45 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:44,498 the reason he didn't tell me was the owner's car got hit by a train... 46 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:47,084 on his way to chemotherapy. 47 00:02:48,294 --> 00:02:49,462 Long story short, 48 00:02:49,545 --> 00:02:51,297 I'm out $3,000. 49 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:55,259 Look, I just mapped Pop Pop's address, and he's only 40 minutes away. 50 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:57,178 [sighs] Ooh, that's close. 51 00:02:57,261 --> 00:03:00,556 Since you don't have a gig this weekend, you can drop me off before Dallas. 52 00:03:01,599 --> 00:03:03,809 So, y-you wanna go this week? 53 00:03:03,893 --> 00:03:05,728 Yeah. Today. Like, right now. 54 00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:07,897 [takes deep breath] 55 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:08,814 Well... 56 00:03:09,565 --> 00:03:11,192 we are in Fort Worth. 57 00:03:11,776 --> 00:03:14,612 How about we do something fun in town today before we go? 58 00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:19,450 -"What to do in Fort Worth?" -Leave. 59 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:23,871 Oh, the Texas Civil War Museum. 60 00:03:25,081 --> 00:03:27,667 Oh, and they have a cannon. That's fun. 61 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:30,419 You know, I love a cannon, but I'm good. 62 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:34,882 [gasps] Oh, my God. What am I thinking? 63 00:03:35,758 --> 00:03:37,969 [chuckles] I know something fun we can do. 64 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:40,888 I have a childhood friend who lives here now, 65 00:03:40,972 --> 00:03:44,558 and she's always inviting me to stop by and say hey 66 00:03:44,642 --> 00:03:46,310 whenever I'm performing at... 67 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:47,728 [both] ...Fancypants. 68 00:03:48,479 --> 00:03:52,024 [sighs] I can't believe I'll never get to say that again. 69 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:54,110 You'll find your way. 70 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:57,613 -["Just Walk It Off" playing] -♪ Love lies and dreams die ♪ 71 00:03:57,697 --> 00:03:59,031 ♪ Just walk it off ♪ 72 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:01,325 ♪ Meal breaks and heartaches ♪ 73 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:02,743 ♪ Just walk it off ♪ 74 00:04:03,327 --> 00:04:05,329 ♪ Oui, oui, c'est la vie ♪ 75 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:06,247 So... 76 00:04:06,998 --> 00:04:08,874 how do you know this rich lady? 77 00:04:09,625 --> 00:04:10,835 Well, back in Atlanta... 78 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:13,421 my mother used to clean her mother's house... 79 00:04:13,504 --> 00:04:15,298 -[doorbell rings] -...once a week. 80 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:18,467 -Is she gonna make you clean this house? -[chuckles] 81 00:04:18,551 --> 00:04:20,386 No, AJ, this isn't The Help. 82 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:23,055 But if it was, I'd be Jessica Chastain. 83 00:04:23,139 --> 00:04:26,809 [woman, in Texas accent] Robert! Oh! [giggles] 84 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:29,937 [both exclaim and laugh] 85 00:04:30,021 --> 00:04:34,567 No! No, you are not finally standing here at my front door! 86 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:36,777 -No, you are not! -[Robert laughs] 87 00:04:36,861 --> 00:04:38,321 Come here, you. 88 00:04:38,404 --> 00:04:39,405 [both] Mwah! 89 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:43,242 Now get in here, out of this awful heat and into this nice air conditioning. 90 00:04:43,659 --> 00:04:46,203 When did you get that cute Texas accent? 91 00:04:46,287 --> 00:04:47,955 It came with the house. 92 00:04:48,039 --> 00:04:49,415 [laughs] 93 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:53,044 I will never get used to the fact that you got so tall. 94 00:04:53,127 --> 00:04:54,920 You used to be only this big. 95 00:04:55,004 --> 00:04:58,174 But your hair used to be this big. 96 00:04:58,257 --> 00:04:59,467 -Oh, my God! -[laughs] 97 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:01,635 I wanted your Afro so bad. 98 00:05:01,719 --> 00:05:04,263 And I wanted your blonde... everything. 99 00:05:04,347 --> 00:05:05,890 [both laugh] 100 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:07,141 And who is this? 101 00:05:07,725 --> 00:05:09,769 -[takes deep breath] -[woman] Robert, no. 102 00:05:09,852 --> 00:05:13,564 No, you did not adopt a child. No, you did not. 103 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,691 -No, I did not. -[woman] Well, I didn't think so, 104 00:05:15,775 --> 00:05:18,027 because you never posted that you had a child on Facebook. 105 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:21,072 And you... still gorgeous! 106 00:05:21,155 --> 00:05:23,115 -I am? -[Robert] Yes. 107 00:05:23,199 --> 00:05:26,869 I thought all the pictures you posted were filtered, but mm-mm, sis. 108 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:28,245 Oh, stop! 109 00:05:28,746 --> 00:05:30,122 But really don't stop. 110 00:05:30,206 --> 00:05:33,918 [chuckles] This is AJ. We're traveling together. 111 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,544 Oh, well, that's fun. 112 00:05:35,628 --> 00:05:37,963 Gonna need a touch more info on that later. 113 00:05:38,047 --> 00:05:40,216 AJ, this is my friend Beth Barnes. 114 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:42,510 Beagle. Beth Barnes Beagle. 115 00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:46,972 Right. You remarried about two years ago, in France, right? 116 00:05:47,056 --> 00:05:48,307 Rained all week. 117 00:05:48,391 --> 00:05:51,435 Our destination weddin' turned into a destination wettin'. 118 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:52,937 -[stammers] -[Robert laughs] 119 00:05:54,063 --> 00:05:55,481 Well, AJ, say something. 120 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:58,776 -How? I can't get in. -Oh, she's right. 121 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,444 AJ, you are right. 122 00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:04,198 You know, in high school, I was voted most likely to not shut up. 123 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:06,325 -[Beth and Robert laugh] -That's a joke. 124 00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:09,370 -Actually, I was voted best dancer. -That's right. 125 00:06:09,453 --> 00:06:11,372 Is this the famous entertainer? 126 00:06:11,455 --> 00:06:12,415 Yes, it is. 127 00:06:12,498 --> 00:06:15,167 Robert, this is my handsome husband, Chad Beagle. 128 00:06:15,251 --> 00:06:17,670 Talk, honey. I'm sucking all the air out of the room. 129 00:06:17,753 --> 00:06:19,672 You? Never. [chuckles] 130 00:06:19,755 --> 00:06:21,966 So, what are you doing in Forth Worth, Bob? 131 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:24,885 Oh, I'm Bob! 132 00:06:24,969 --> 00:06:26,679 -[laughs] -Sorry. Robert. 133 00:06:26,762 --> 00:06:28,472 It... it's like Tommy always says, 134 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:30,391 "Chad, you're just too damn straight." 135 00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:32,893 -Tommy is our party planner. -He's a real hoot. 136 00:06:32,977 --> 00:06:34,770 [both chuckle] 137 00:06:34,854 --> 00:06:38,732 That is AJ. A mystery I plan to unravel over dinner. 138 00:06:38,816 --> 00:06:40,651 Oh, we can't stay. 139 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:45,156 We just stopped by to say hi, which I think we've done, a lot, 140 00:06:45,489 --> 00:06:47,032 so we should probably head out. 141 00:06:47,116 --> 00:06:49,410 Oh, no. No, you have to stay, Robert. 142 00:06:49,493 --> 00:06:51,829 And not just for dinner. For the weekend. 143 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:55,958 I mean, I would love to, but AJ has other plans for the weekend. 144 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:58,252 Well, you said your gig fell through. 145 00:06:58,335 --> 00:06:59,837 We're having a party tomorrow, 146 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,881 and I would love for my friends to meet you. 147 00:07:02,298 --> 00:07:04,091 I mean, who's more fun than you? 148 00:07:04,175 --> 00:07:06,177 Well, honestly? Nobody. 149 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:07,803 -[chuckles] -Well, you should stay. 150 00:07:07,887 --> 00:07:09,096 Do you play golf, Bob? 151 00:07:10,431 --> 00:07:12,850 Oh, right. I keep forgetting I'm Bob. 152 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,394 How's it hanging, Bob? 153 00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:16,812 [Robert and Beth chuckle] 154 00:07:16,896 --> 00:07:19,148 [Robert] Hey, I-I know you wanted to get right to Pop Pop, 155 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:21,025 so thank you for doing this for me. 156 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:23,652 [AJ] Why are you thanking me? 157 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:26,947 This is clearly a hostage situation. 158 00:07:27,031 --> 00:07:29,366 Hey, look, if you wanna just go, let's go. 159 00:07:30,326 --> 00:07:32,411 -Hey, where are you going? -[AJ] Shit. 160 00:07:32,995 --> 00:07:35,206 This'll be fun. We'll have separate bedrooms. 161 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:37,416 You won't have to hear me cry at night. 162 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:39,960 [maid] You can pick any of the bedrooms in this wing, 163 00:07:40,044 --> 00:07:41,170 but not that one. 164 00:07:41,253 --> 00:07:42,796 Don't go in that room. 165 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:45,257 Is it haunted? 166 00:07:46,592 --> 00:07:49,720 Mrs. Beth wants a little girl bedroom for the little girl. 167 00:07:53,849 --> 00:07:54,850 Are you coming? 168 00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:57,937 Oh, me? I'm the little girl, Bob. 169 00:08:09,782 --> 00:08:10,658 [gasps] 170 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:12,284 Oh, my God. 171 00:08:12,368 --> 00:08:15,079 Oh, my God, look at all the Barbies! 172 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:16,247 -[gasps] -[maid] Yes, 173 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:18,832 Miss. Alexandra has many Barbies. 174 00:08:19,083 --> 00:08:20,626 So many Barbies. 175 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:22,962 [blows] So much dust. 176 00:08:23,045 --> 00:08:25,714 Wait, do I have to sleep in here with someone? 177 00:08:25,798 --> 00:08:27,758 No. She's away at boarding school. 178 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:29,218 That's cool. 179 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:31,303 [gasps] Look at her! 180 00:08:31,387 --> 00:08:35,015 Ah, I'd kill for this dress. [gasps] 181 00:08:35,099 --> 00:08:37,017 My grandson just turned trans. 182 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:39,395 Oh. 183 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:42,481 Robert's not trans. He's a drag queen. There's a difference. 184 00:08:42,982 --> 00:08:45,943 He doesn't want to be a woman. He just performs as one. 185 00:08:46,819 --> 00:08:47,653 Oh. 186 00:08:48,279 --> 00:08:50,114 -Thank you. -Any more questions, 187 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:51,532 come to me. 188 00:08:57,454 --> 00:09:00,916 I was gonna tell her that you can't "turn" trans, but... 189 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:02,918 a little at a time. 190 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:08,424 You found her six weeks ago, 191 00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:11,135 and you didn't think to come and try and find me? 192 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:13,596 [breathing heavily] Your daughter's safe with Robert. 193 00:09:13,679 --> 00:09:14,680 Oh, is this some game? 194 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:16,432 You say you don't know anything about her. 195 00:09:16,515 --> 00:09:18,684 Then you tell me that you do, but can't tell me right then, 196 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,894 that I have to come back after your boyfriend's gone to work. 197 00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:22,646 I understand how you can be confused. 198 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:26,150 [shouting] Oh, he's gone. Here I am. Where is she? 199 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:28,652 She's safe! Robert is taking really good care of her. 200 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:32,114 -Even when she broke her arm, Robert-- -I'm sorry, what? She broke her arm? 201 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:34,408 I probably inflamed an already inflamed situation. 202 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:35,492 Okay, let's stop yellin'. 203 00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:37,328 Let's sit and talk about this when you're calm. 204 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:40,289 -I don't wanna sit down. Where is she? -Okay, that's my cardio for the day. 205 00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:41,457 This is kidnapping. 206 00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:43,667 Kidnapping? She stowed away in his RV! 207 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:45,544 And if anything, Robert saved her! 208 00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:47,338 Oh, saved her? From who? 209 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:48,464 From you! 210 00:09:48,881 --> 00:09:52,217 We found her starving upstairs, dressed in boy drag, 211 00:09:52,301 --> 00:09:55,304 hiding in an empty apartment that you got evicted from. 212 00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:56,472 And I did look for you, 213 00:09:56,555 --> 00:09:59,475 but you were eating doughnuts, high, passed out on the street. 214 00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:00,559 What was I gonna say? 215 00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:01,685 "Uh, hey, junkie, 216 00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:03,729 your daughter's in Columbus. Want another cruller?" 217 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:04,938 You think it's funny? 218 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:08,525 You think it's funny that I have a drug problem? 219 00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:10,027 It's not! 220 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,404 And, for the record, I have not done anything, 221 00:10:12,488 --> 00:10:15,449 anything, since I found out my daughter was missing. 222 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:17,785 And it is not easy. Or funny. 223 00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:20,371 But at least AJ has a roof over her head 224 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,039 and three square meals a day. 225 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,500 Well, probably two. Robert does a lot of intermittent fasting 226 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:25,417 and carbo-loading... 227 00:10:26,085 --> 00:10:28,128 -[grunts] -I am her mother! 228 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,757 If you don't tell me where she is right now, 229 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,342 I will call Social Services. 230 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:35,844 Well, good. Then you can tell them how you lost her! 231 00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:39,139 I'm gonna get a lawyer. I'm gonna sue both your asses. 232 00:10:39,223 --> 00:10:42,518 With what money, bitch? The $20 I gave you yesterday! 233 00:10:42,601 --> 00:10:45,396 I'm coming back with the cops. Good luck explaining this to them. 234 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:46,647 Oh, my boyfriend is a cop. 235 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:48,941 I'm having a hard enough time explaining this to him! 236 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:50,859 Your drag queen friend is screwed. 237 00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:52,277 We're the good guys! 238 00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:54,738 Why are you making us out to be the bad guys? 239 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:56,407 [dogs barking and howling] 240 00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:01,036 -[Sweeney] Who is it? -Not now, Mrs. Sweeney. 241 00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:04,456 After-dinner cognac, Robert? 242 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:05,374 [Robert] Sure. 243 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:08,419 Cognac. So grown-up and fancy. 244 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:09,712 -[chuckles] -I know. 245 00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:13,924 Every time I pull my Bentley up to this gorgeous house, 246 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:17,970 I just look around and I'm like, "Who am I?" 247 00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:19,596 I thought you were rich when you were little. 248 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,015 Oh, Lord. No. 249 00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:24,518 I would watch Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous 250 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:26,228 and be like, "Oh, me. 251 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:29,690 Me! I want champagne wishes and caviar dreams." 252 00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:31,900 But I thought his mother was your maid. 253 00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:33,694 Maid? 254 00:11:33,986 --> 00:11:36,905 Oh, Lord, no. Angela would clean our house once a week 255 00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:40,242 so my mama could get braggin' rights and say that she had a cleaning lady. 256 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:41,910 We were totally middle-class. 257 00:11:41,994 --> 00:11:43,370 Oh, that was rich to me. 258 00:11:43,454 --> 00:11:46,206 I mean, y'all had shag carpeting and two TVs. 259 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:48,959 [chuckles] I thought you were the family from Dallas. 260 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:53,630 Speaking of Dallas, that's his next stop. We should probably head out tonight. 261 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:54,923 Because of traffic. 262 00:11:55,007 --> 00:11:57,384 [Chad] Well, unfortunately, she's not wrong about the traffic. 263 00:11:57,468 --> 00:11:58,302 Here you go. 264 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,345 So, what is it you do, Chad? 265 00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:02,139 I mean, besides calling me Bob. 266 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,432 [Chad and Beth chuckle] 267 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:04,850 I am in construction. 268 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:08,395 -Construction? Hardly. -[chuckles] 269 00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:10,814 Chad is a real estate developer, 270 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:14,568 knockin' down all the ugly old eyesores in Fort Worth 271 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,779 and giving it the facelift that it desperately needs. 272 00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:19,490 -Mm. -And I mean big changes. 273 00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:21,658 Not just Botox around your eyes 274 00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:23,619 or Restylane for your laugh lines. 275 00:12:23,702 --> 00:12:26,163 -Or so you've heard. [chuckles] -[Beth] Oh. 276 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,748 Did you knock down Fancypants? 277 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:31,210 -Excuse me? -That's the ugly old eyesore of a club 278 00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:33,170 I was supposed to perform at. 279 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,632 When we arrived, it was a construction site. 280 00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:40,803 Chad? Did you knock down Fancypants? 281 00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:42,846 Well, I hope not. Where... where is it? 282 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:45,057 Off Route 3, near the old Sears. 283 00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:48,227 Uh, yep, I knocked down Fancypants and that Sears. 284 00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:51,438 I think you owe Bob over here $3,000. 285 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:52,815 We take cash only. 286 00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:55,943 -[Chad chuckles] -AJ, nobody likes a wiseass. 287 00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:59,696 Well, someone's a little cranky. 288 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:02,449 I'm not cranky. This is just my personality. 289 00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:04,368 And it's so charmin'. 290 00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:08,288 It's also 9:30. Gettin' past your bedtime. 291 00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:11,333 I usually go to bed about 5:00 a.m. 292 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,293 Yeah. That's true. 293 00:13:13,377 --> 00:13:15,712 I usually don't get out of the club until late, 294 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:20,050 and then we chat and wind down and do our rose and thorn of the day. 295 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:23,220 Rose and thorn? What's that? 296 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,806 The rose is the best part of your day. 297 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:28,058 And the thorn is the worst part of your day. 298 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:33,063 For example, my rose for today was coming here and seeing you again. 299 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,022 Oh. 300 00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:35,941 And that was my thorn. 301 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,317 Okay, you can go to bed. 302 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,403 Don't have to ask me twice. 303 00:13:40,279 --> 00:13:42,364 -[chuckles] -Good night. 304 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,282 [AJ] Uh-huh. 305 00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:46,743 What can you say? She's having her terrible tens. 306 00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,495 [chuckles] 307 00:13:48,579 --> 00:13:50,581 Well, let me tell you, it'll pass. 308 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:56,003 We had a couple of hard years with Adam, but he's doing great now. 309 00:13:56,587 --> 00:13:59,548 He's in the arts. So artsy. 310 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,508 Dyed his hair black. 311 00:14:02,134 --> 00:14:05,804 Oh. So where is Adam? I'd love to finally get to meet him. 312 00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:10,309 Somewhere off... laying down his rhymes and his beats. 313 00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:11,226 [chuckles] 314 00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:13,562 Or somethin' that we're too old for. 315 00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:16,273 Speak for yourself, girl. I'm still young. 316 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:20,944 Thanks to the Botox around my eyes and the Restalyne around my laugh lines! 317 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:21,862 [both laugh] 318 00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:23,071 Another cocktail, B? 319 00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:26,533 No, honey. You know one cocktail a night is my limit. 320 00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:27,659 Oh, right. 321 00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:29,453 I spin in the morning. 322 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,246 Oh! You spin? 323 00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:34,041 -Mm-hmm. -I would love to sleep through that. 324 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:35,876 [sighs happily] 325 00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:39,504 [laughs] 326 00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:21,880 Are you a ghost? 327 00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:27,761 And we would dance in my bedroom. 328 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,347 Oh, my God, we totally had our own private club. 329 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,057 Yes, it was very exclusive. 330 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:35,143 Only open from four to six on Tuesday. 331 00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:36,603 In my bedroom. 332 00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:39,982 -[Robert] With only two members. -And basically only one song. 333 00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:43,151 "Got To Be Real" by Cheryl Lynn. 334 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:44,820 -No? -Mm, yep. 335 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,822 No, you do not still have that album. 336 00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:48,073 No, you do not! 337 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,534 I still have all my albums. 338 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,160 Robert, you've heard of a man cave? 339 00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:54,997 -Yeah. -This here is Beth's tunes cave. 340 00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:56,957 Uh-huh. 341 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,041 [gasps] 342 00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,751 [gasps] Oh, my goodness! 343 00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:03,714 [giggles, takes deep breath] Okay... 344 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,759 ["Got to be Real" playing on stereo] 345 00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:10,220 -What? -[Robert] Come on. 346 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,972 [Robert and Beth laugh] 347 00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:14,057 [Beth] Watch this. Watch this, Chad. 348 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,476 -I don't know if I remember all of it. -Yeah, you got it. 349 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:17,477 -Here it goes. -Okay. 350 00:16:17,561 --> 00:16:20,605 [singing along] ♪ What you find-ah ♪ 351 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:21,523 [whoops] 352 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,943 ♪ What you feel now ♪ 353 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:29,364 -♪ What you know-ah ♪ -[Beth] Ooh! 354 00:16:29,448 --> 00:16:31,783 -Ooh, ooh! -♪ To be real ♪ 355 00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:34,619 -[Robert chuckles] -[Beth sighs] Oh, oh, oh! 356 00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:37,080 ♪ What you find-ah ♪ 357 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:41,626 ♪ I think I love you, baby What you feel now ♪ 358 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,545 ♪ I feel I need you, baby ♪ 359 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,255 ♪ What you know-ah ♪ 360 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,840 ♪ Oh, oh, oh! ♪ 361 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,091 ♪ To be real ♪ 362 00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:50,093 -Whoo! -[Beth sighs] 363 00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:54,306 ♪ Ooh ♪ 364 00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:58,435 ♪ Your love's for real now ♪ 365 00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:01,855 ♪ You know that your love is my love ♪ 366 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,940 ♪ My love is your love ♪ 367 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:10,072 ♪ Our love is here to stay-ay-ay-ay! Whoo! ♪ 368 00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:12,282 -♪ What you find-ah ♪ -Yeah, girl! 369 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,284 -♪ Whoo, whoo, whoo ♪ -♪ I think I love you ♪ 370 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,703 ♪ What you feel now ♪ 371 00:17:16,787 --> 00:17:18,371 ♪ I feel I need you, baby ♪ 372 00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:20,373 ♪ What you know-ah ♪ 373 00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:23,460 -[both grunting to beat] -♪ Ah, ah, ah, to be real ♪ 374 00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:25,754 Gotta have you, baby! 375 00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:28,924 -[both laughing] -♪ What you find-ah ♪ 376 00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:29,883 Oh! 377 00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:32,844 He knew all those dance moves at ten! 378 00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:34,387 Yeah. Actually, I knew them at eight, 379 00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:37,307 but I didn't feel comfortable showing them to anyone till I was ten. 380 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,017 [Beth laughs] Do it again! 381 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,229 [both vocalizing] 382 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:44,314 -♪ I gotta have you, baby ♪ -[vocalizes] 383 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,484 Chad seems great. 384 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,529 [singsongy] And easy on the eyes. 385 00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:52,572 [Beth] Oh, boy, did I luck out. 386 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,283 I can't believe I found the love of my life. 387 00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:56,201 Again. 388 00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,746 I'm so sorry that he checked out early. 389 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,208 We got one of those Hästens mattresses. 390 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:06,878 I mean, they are ridiculously expensive, but so amazing. 391 00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:12,175 I mean, who spends $60,000 on a mattress? 392 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:14,803 I guess we do. 393 00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:18,306 How long are we just gonna let that cookie sit there? 394 00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:21,518 Girl, I was waiting for you. [chuckles] 395 00:18:23,562 --> 00:18:24,980 -Cheers. -Cheers. 396 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,525 Okay, so tell me. 397 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,652 What's going on with you? 398 00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:33,071 Okay, where do I start? 399 00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,740 Well, I... 400 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:40,162 sleep on a lopsided banquette in a run-down RV 401 00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:42,581 that's currently parked in your driveway. 402 00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:45,709 -Start somewhere else. -[chuckles] 403 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,296 That's the happiest part of the story. 404 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:58,388 The love of my life turned out to be a grifter and took all of my money. 405 00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,933 Robert, I'm so sorry. 406 00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:05,937 I had no idea. 407 00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:08,607 Yeah. I didn't put that on Facebook. 408 00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,025 [Beth sighs] 409 00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:13,778 Well, I can only imagine how hard this is. 410 00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:16,656 But as Gurumayi says... 411 00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:20,368 "You must know that you are great. 412 00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:21,870 Never forget that. 413 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:25,207 It's where true joy lies." 414 00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:27,918 Gurumayi... 415 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,338 should mind her own business. 416 00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:35,383 [takes a deep breath] I'm gonna have another drink. 417 00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:37,928 I thought you only had one a night. 418 00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:42,682 It's a special occasion. You're here. 419 00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,606 ["Got to be Real" playing] 420 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,525 ♪ What you find-ah ♪ 421 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,569 ♪ I think I love you ♪ 422 00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:57,405 ♪ What you feel now ♪ 423 00:19:57,489 --> 00:19:58,323 [girl] Robert? 424 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,451 ♪ What you know-ah ♪ 425 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,702 ♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪ 426 00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:04,496 ♪ To be real ♪ 427 00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:06,790 [breathing heavily] 428 00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:14,089 ♪ Ooh, your love's for real now ♪ 429 00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:17,884 ♪ You know that your love is my love ♪ 430 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:20,053 ♪ My love is your love ♪ 431 00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:25,267 ♪ Our love is here to stay-ay-ay-ay! ♪ 432 00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:28,561 [typing] 433 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,276 [sighs] 434 00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:43,785 [continues typing] 435 00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:04,723 [whispering] AJ? Are you asleep? 436 00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:09,436 I hope I didn't wake you. 437 00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:32,042 Oh, there you are. 438 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,502 I got worried, because I texted you and didn't hear back. 439 00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:39,299 I thought maybe you had hotwired a car and were halfway to Pop Pop's house. 440 00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:40,216 No. 441 00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:42,177 Adam made me a vanilla latte. 442 00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:45,263 Look, he has a coffee machine in his room and... 443 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,851 a fridge filled with Mexican Coke. 444 00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:50,769 [chuckles] 445 00:21:50,852 --> 00:21:51,853 He has everything. 446 00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:56,107 And, yes, I know what you're thinking, but, no, he is not a ghost. 447 00:21:57,734 --> 00:21:59,736 Hi, Adam. I'm Robert. 448 00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:01,529 -[quietly] Hello. -What? 449 00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:02,655 He said hello. 450 00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:05,033 He doesn't like to talk loud. Doesn't see the point. 451 00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:07,911 [chuckling] Other than so people can hear you, sure. 452 00:22:08,411 --> 00:22:10,372 I like your hair, by the way. 453 00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:12,290 Your mom told me you recently dyed it black. 454 00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:14,959 And that eyeliner really brings out your eyes. 455 00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:18,421 Dude! He doesn't like fake compliments. 456 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,256 That's why he's up here. 457 00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:23,093 His mom's always telling him that he's great. He knows he's not. 458 00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:27,138 Wow, you sure seem to know a lot about Adam 459 00:22:27,222 --> 00:22:29,724 -in the 90 minutes you've been up here. -Yeah. 460 00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:31,726 We got tight fast. 461 00:22:34,896 --> 00:22:37,482 Wow, look at those guitars. So, you're a musician? 462 00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:38,983 -[quietly] No. -What? 463 00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:39,901 He said no. 464 00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:43,530 His mom didn't know how to explain the hair and the eyes, so... 465 00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:47,283 she bought him a bunch of guitars, and now she tells people he's a musician. 466 00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:48,743 Well, I see the soccer equipment. 467 00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:50,245 -Are you a so-- -[AJ] He's not. 468 00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:55,208 His mom does stuff like that. Wants him to be something that he's not. 469 00:22:57,127 --> 00:22:59,462 Well, Adam, what do you want to be? 470 00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:03,842 [quietly] I don't know. Everyone's always asking me that. 471 00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:05,969 -He said-- -Well, actually, I-I heard him. 472 00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:08,221 I'm getting used to it. [chuckles] 473 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:10,098 Uh, I don't hate it. 474 00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:16,438 Well, AJ, I was thinking that you and I could go back to your room 475 00:23:16,521 --> 00:23:18,565 and do our rose and thorns of the day. 476 00:23:18,648 --> 00:23:19,774 We have a ritual. 477 00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:23,194 I say the roses. She says the thorns. 478 00:23:23,278 --> 00:23:25,738 Kind of... have my hands full. 479 00:23:27,282 --> 00:23:29,033 I don't feel good about leaving Adam. 480 00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:34,747 Really? He seems fine to me. Other than the fact that he whispers. 481 00:23:34,831 --> 00:23:36,124 He's on a new medication 482 00:23:36,207 --> 00:23:38,460 and I just feel like I should hang. 483 00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:41,838 Feel free to play with the Barbies in my room, though. 484 00:23:44,174 --> 00:23:45,550 Okay. [sighs] 485 00:23:46,843 --> 00:23:48,845 I-I just thought that, you know, 486 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,805 since we don't have much more time together-- 487 00:23:50,889 --> 00:23:53,892 And you don't have much more time with those Barbies either. 488 00:23:56,978 --> 00:23:57,812 Okay. 489 00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:01,483 Should I wait up? 490 00:24:01,566 --> 00:24:03,526 No. I might have a second latte. 491 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:06,112 [AJ slurps latte] 492 00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:08,072 [softly] Okay. 493 00:24:15,997 --> 00:24:17,165 [sighs] 494 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,795 [birds chirping] 495 00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:25,757 Oh, Carmen, this looks delicious. 496 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:26,966 I didn't cook. 497 00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:29,010 I have Postmates on my phone. 498 00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:30,845 [chuckles] 499 00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:33,556 I'm thirsty. What's that? 500 00:24:34,015 --> 00:24:35,600 Fresh grapefruit juice. Try some. 501 00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:37,352 -Don't have to ask me twice. -[Robert] Hm. 502 00:24:38,603 --> 00:24:42,440 Oh, silver and china. I feel like I'm a person again. 503 00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:44,150 -Want some? -Oh, none for me. 504 00:24:44,234 --> 00:24:45,443 I don't do citrus. 505 00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:46,945 Bad for the enamels. 506 00:24:47,028 --> 00:24:48,488 And if these go... [inhales sharply] 507 00:24:48,571 --> 00:24:50,615 I might as well just throw myself in front of a car. 508 00:24:50,698 --> 00:24:51,908 [laughs] 509 00:24:52,242 --> 00:24:54,869 [Chad grunts] Damn it. So close. ome here, you. 510 00:24:57,413 --> 00:25:00,333 -[Robert chuckles] -What the hell is that? 511 00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:03,044 Health. You're just not used to it. 512 00:25:03,461 --> 00:25:06,881 You need to drink that entire glass. Drink. 513 00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:08,841 [sighs] 514 00:25:10,718 --> 00:25:12,220 [sips, grunts] 515 00:25:12,303 --> 00:25:14,514 [chuckles] Okay, then don't. 516 00:25:14,597 --> 00:25:16,307 -[chuckles] -No. 517 00:25:17,642 --> 00:25:18,977 I have to drink all of it. 518 00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:22,355 I want to be healthy when I go to see Pop Pop. 519 00:25:23,273 --> 00:25:25,525 [gulping] 520 00:25:30,238 --> 00:25:31,155 Ah! 521 00:25:31,239 --> 00:25:34,576 9:00 a.m. and this party is already a disaster. [chuckles] 522 00:25:34,659 --> 00:25:37,912 Have no fear, your favorite queer is here. 523 00:25:38,913 --> 00:25:42,166 -Oh. Hello? -Tommy, my man. 524 00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:43,918 -Oh, thank the Lord. -[both laugh] 525 00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:47,964 For a moment, I thought I had wandered onto some stranger's back patio again. 526 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:51,384 I tell you, Ambien and Flamin' Hot Cheetos is not a good combo. 527 00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:53,553 -[laughs] See? He's a hoot. -[Tommy] Well, honey, 528 00:25:53,636 --> 00:25:54,971 I've been called worse. 529 00:25:56,264 --> 00:25:58,850 You look so familiar to me. 530 00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:01,436 Uh, did we used to chat on OkCupid? 531 00:26:01,519 --> 00:26:03,062 [chuckles] Don't think so. 532 00:26:03,146 --> 00:26:05,023 No? Uh, Bumble? 533 00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:08,192 Tinder? Grindr? Scruff? Growlr. 534 00:26:08,276 --> 00:26:11,279 Craigslist? Farmers Only? [laughs] 535 00:26:11,863 --> 00:26:13,448 Do you own a hairless cat? 536 00:26:14,032 --> 00:26:17,493 I swear I have seen your face right next to a hairless cat. 537 00:26:18,286 --> 00:26:19,996 If I say yes, will this end? 538 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:22,415 This is Beth's friend Robert. 539 00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:25,501 Yes, of course, Robert. 540 00:26:25,585 --> 00:26:28,713 Beth's famous Facebook drag queen. [chuckles] 541 00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:30,340 Oh, and what perfect timing, 542 00:26:30,423 --> 00:26:33,676 because what I flew over here on my little broomstick to tell you 543 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:37,263 was the mind reader that I hired for tonight's party canceled. 544 00:26:37,347 --> 00:26:39,307 We have no entertainment. 545 00:26:41,184 --> 00:26:42,393 What do you say, Robert? 546 00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:46,773 No, thanks, but I swore off doing house events 547 00:26:46,856 --> 00:26:49,275 after that Annie Lennox birthday party. 548 00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:50,818 Someone dropped a tray of glasses 549 00:26:50,902 --> 00:26:53,529 and I was literally walking on broken glass. 550 00:26:53,613 --> 00:26:55,323 [chuckles] Come on, Robert. 551 00:26:55,406 --> 00:26:57,450 I was gonna give the mind reader $1,500. 552 00:26:58,242 --> 00:26:59,952 [loudly] Three thousand. 553 00:27:00,036 --> 00:27:02,872 We didn't even pay Kellie Pickler that on the Fourth of July. 554 00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:05,333 No, it's fine, Tommy. It's what I owe Robert anyway 555 00:27:05,416 --> 00:27:07,126 since I knocked down his drag club. 556 00:27:07,210 --> 00:27:08,169 What was it called? 557 00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:09,921 [slowy] Fancypants. 558 00:27:10,380 --> 00:27:12,757 -[chuckles] Just do it for Beth. -Bleh. 559 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,301 You know, everybody expects so much out of her parties. 560 00:27:15,385 --> 00:27:17,220 What if you did that song you did last night? 561 00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:18,221 We could surprise her. 562 00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:19,764 I'll bet she'd jump in and join you. 563 00:27:19,847 --> 00:27:21,641 [chuckles] Just try to stop her. 564 00:27:21,724 --> 00:27:23,559 BBB loves to shake her groove thang. 565 00:27:24,435 --> 00:27:25,895 [slurring] Four thousand. 566 00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:29,857 Done, 4,000 for ten minutes' work. Sounds like a win to me. 567 00:27:29,941 --> 00:27:33,986 -It does sound like a win. -[shouts] Eleven thousand! 568 00:27:34,070 --> 00:27:35,488 A-Are you okay? 569 00:27:36,072 --> 00:27:37,281 Are you okay? 570 00:27:38,491 --> 00:27:41,327 [Carmen] No, no, no! That's Miss. Beth's special juice. 571 00:27:41,411 --> 00:27:42,578 What are you saying? 572 00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:45,832 That's not just grapefruit juice. That's vodka and grapefruit. 573 00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:49,127 Oh! [scoffs] Carmen, loose lips sink ships, honey. 574 00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:51,003 [Robert] Hey, AJ, put that down and come here. 575 00:27:51,087 --> 00:27:52,964 I'm goin' to Pop Pop's. 576 00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:57,719 Oh! [Robert grunts] 577 00:27:59,637 --> 00:28:00,805 I got you, honey. 578 00:28:01,806 --> 00:28:03,182 [grunts] Come on. 579 00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:06,018 Oh... oh, great. 580 00:28:06,686 --> 00:28:08,771 Now you got the ten-year-old drunk. 581 00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:13,151 Wha--? Who was he referring to? Because I wasn't even here. 582 00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:23,161 Why is it all spinning? 583 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:25,747 'Cause you're drunk, kiddo. 584 00:28:26,414 --> 00:28:28,040 Oh, shit. 585 00:28:28,499 --> 00:28:30,251 Now I'm an alcoholic? 586 00:28:30,877 --> 00:28:33,087 You are not an alcoholic. 587 00:28:34,505 --> 00:28:37,675 [slurring] It runs in... families. 588 00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:39,761 [chuckles softly] 589 00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:46,642 I love you. 590 00:28:47,602 --> 00:28:48,811 [chuckles softly] 591 00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:56,986 [sighs] 592 00:29:00,990 --> 00:29:02,992 [Patrick snoring] 593 00:29:12,835 --> 00:29:14,337 -[clatters loudly] -[gasps] 594 00:29:17,298 --> 00:29:19,300 [Patrick continues snoring] 595 00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:27,099 [police siren wailing in distance] 596 00:29:32,522 --> 00:29:35,817 ["Ruby Is Red Hot" ringtone playing] ♪ Ruby is red hot ♪ 597 00:29:36,567 --> 00:29:38,986 ♪ Hot fire, nonstop ♪ 598 00:29:40,238 --> 00:29:41,197 [whispering] Hey, Louis. 599 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,199 [whispering] Didn't you get my messages to call? 600 00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:44,700 That there was drama going down? 601 00:29:44,784 --> 00:29:47,662 I did. I just assumed it was about that queen 602 00:29:47,745 --> 00:29:50,540 who wanted a refund on her jeweled palazzo pants. 603 00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:52,750 Oh, palazzo-gate is still very much alive. 604 00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:55,086 Phyllis Mignon messed with the wrong queen. 605 00:29:55,211 --> 00:29:56,629 But why are you whispering? 606 00:29:56,712 --> 00:29:57,755 AJ's asleep. 607 00:29:58,756 --> 00:29:59,924 Long story. 608 00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:03,302 She got drunk, fell asleep, woke up, and puked on me. 609 00:30:03,386 --> 00:30:05,805 Well, I... I guess it's not that long a story. 610 00:30:05,888 --> 00:30:08,349 -Why are you whispering. -Patrick's sleepin', too. 611 00:30:08,432 --> 00:30:10,893 He came by after the gym and we fooled around. 612 00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:14,605 I was so freaked out because Brianna came by, 613 00:30:14,689 --> 00:30:16,607 screaming about cops and lawyers, 614 00:30:16,691 --> 00:30:19,318 that I didn't think I could have 50 minutes of sex. 615 00:30:19,610 --> 00:30:21,153 -But I did. -[Robert] Wait. 616 00:30:21,237 --> 00:30:23,948 AJ's mother came by? What did she say? 617 00:30:24,031 --> 00:30:26,200 Robert... she scared me. 618 00:30:26,784 --> 00:30:30,288 I had every intention of telling her that you were on the way to Texas, 619 00:30:30,371 --> 00:30:31,497 like you told me to... 620 00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:33,583 but she freaked out. 621 00:30:33,666 --> 00:30:37,086 She started going on and on about how you were in trouble 622 00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:39,005 and how she was gonna call a lawyer. 623 00:30:39,088 --> 00:30:43,342 And then she threw a bunch of our most expensive tiaras on the floor. 624 00:30:43,843 --> 00:30:45,970 Side note, we're out $24. 625 00:30:46,053 --> 00:30:48,389 Hey, I'm only looking out for AJ, 626 00:30:48,472 --> 00:30:51,309 and I'm not gonna freak out, because I'm doing nothing wrong. 627 00:30:51,392 --> 00:30:52,727 -Nothing. -[Louis] I know. 628 00:30:53,269 --> 00:30:57,148 Look, I know that I haven't always been supportive 629 00:30:57,231 --> 00:30:58,608 of you taking AJ along, 630 00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:02,612 but after seeing her mom like this... you're doing the right thing. 631 00:31:03,654 --> 00:31:04,655 Thank you, Louis. 632 00:31:04,739 --> 00:31:06,532 [Louis] And you're so close now. 633 00:31:07,033 --> 00:31:09,619 Taking her to her grandfather's is the right move. 634 00:31:11,954 --> 00:31:12,997 [sighs] 635 00:31:14,123 --> 00:31:14,999 Hello? 636 00:31:15,082 --> 00:31:16,542 Yeah. I'm here. 637 00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:20,338 [sighs] 638 00:31:21,964 --> 00:31:23,716 I don't know if I can let her go. 639 00:31:25,426 --> 00:31:26,344 Girl... 640 00:31:26,761 --> 00:31:30,014 I've been... stalling this whole weekend 641 00:31:30,097 --> 00:31:32,725 because I am not ready to say goodbye. 642 00:31:34,060 --> 00:31:37,605 I even tried to convince her to go to the Texas Civil War Museum 643 00:31:37,688 --> 00:31:38,773 to see a cannon. 644 00:31:39,357 --> 00:31:41,108 And you know cannons trigger me. 645 00:31:41,442 --> 00:31:43,611 We are on a slippery slope here. 646 00:31:44,195 --> 00:31:46,739 Now the mom is clean and angry. 647 00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:50,117 You need to take her to her grandfather's. The sooner, the better. 648 00:31:50,201 --> 00:31:52,078 I know. I know I have to. 649 00:31:53,204 --> 00:31:55,998 [takes deep breath] But she's not even gone, and... 650 00:31:56,457 --> 00:31:57,375 [sighs] 651 00:31:58,209 --> 00:31:59,335 ...I already miss her. 652 00:32:02,171 --> 00:32:03,172 She got in, Louis. 653 00:32:04,006 --> 00:32:05,007 Inside me. 654 00:32:05,466 --> 00:32:07,927 [crying softly] I don't know how it happened... 655 00:32:09,303 --> 00:32:10,304 but it did. 656 00:32:13,307 --> 00:32:14,183 [sighs] 657 00:32:14,892 --> 00:32:16,894 I don't know how I can be without her. 658 00:32:18,354 --> 00:32:20,606 You take her where she needs to go, 659 00:32:21,315 --> 00:32:22,900 and then you say your goodbyes. 660 00:32:23,401 --> 00:32:25,277 And then you come home to me, Robert. 661 00:32:25,778 --> 00:32:26,988 I will take care of you. 662 00:32:27,530 --> 00:32:28,656 Like I always do. 663 00:32:29,490 --> 00:32:30,491 Thank you, Louis. 664 00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:33,703 Bye. 665 00:32:40,376 --> 00:32:42,670 -This isn't good. -I only had a spoonful, I swear! 666 00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:44,797 You'll take care of him just like you always do? 667 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:48,759 Jesus, Louis, every time I turn around, you're on the phone with him. 668 00:32:49,385 --> 00:32:50,761 I'm hot! 669 00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:55,141 I'm April in the policeman's calendar. 670 00:32:56,892 --> 00:32:58,894 -You're clearly in love with Robert. -Say who? 671 00:32:58,978 --> 00:33:01,063 Oh. I can't do this anymore. 672 00:33:01,439 --> 00:33:03,607 -[scoffs] -[footsteps fading] 673 00:33:03,691 --> 00:33:04,775 Patrick! 674 00:33:04,859 --> 00:33:06,777 -[Patrick] Goodbye, Louis! -[door slams] 675 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:09,321 Patrick? 676 00:33:12,116 --> 00:33:13,409 It's one song. 677 00:33:14,076 --> 00:33:16,370 For $4,000. 678 00:33:17,288 --> 00:33:19,749 I've done a lot more for a lot less. 679 00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:24,628 [whispering] You go and let those bitches have it. 680 00:33:34,972 --> 00:33:37,183 Hello, everyone! 681 00:33:37,266 --> 00:33:39,393 Who's ready for some... 682 00:33:40,603 --> 00:33:42,188 more people to be here. 683 00:33:42,271 --> 00:33:43,105 [chuckles] 684 00:33:43,189 --> 00:33:44,482 Am I the first to arrive? 685 00:33:44,565 --> 00:33:46,734 Uh, yeah, looks like that. [chuckles] 686 00:33:46,817 --> 00:33:48,027 Uh, you're just early. 687 00:33:48,110 --> 00:33:51,822 I have never been early to anywhere in my entire life. 688 00:33:51,906 --> 00:33:55,367 Wait, it's nearly eight. You told me the party started at 7:15. 689 00:33:55,451 --> 00:33:59,163 I didn't want you to be late. I know how you people are always late. 690 00:33:59,789 --> 00:34:01,123 You mean black people? 691 00:34:01,207 --> 00:34:03,709 No! No. I-I meant drag queens. 692 00:34:03,793 --> 00:34:05,002 Look, I've been around. 693 00:34:05,086 --> 00:34:07,671 It is not my first, second, or third rodeo. 694 00:34:07,755 --> 00:34:10,841 Well, I usually like to make an entrance. 695 00:34:10,925 --> 00:34:12,134 Well, honey, so do I, 696 00:34:12,218 --> 00:34:15,763 but only one person gets to make an entrance at a BBB party, 697 00:34:15,846 --> 00:34:17,014 and that is BBB. 698 00:34:17,098 --> 00:34:19,517 So, what, you want me to pop up from behind the sofa? 699 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,268 'Cause that might be weird for everyone. 700 00:34:21,352 --> 00:34:23,229 Ruby, I think you are really great, 701 00:34:23,312 --> 00:34:26,357 and, probably in some other life, we were together, 702 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:27,983 so here's the T. 703 00:34:28,067 --> 00:34:31,070 We are out of gin, the salmon puffs didn't, 704 00:34:31,153 --> 00:34:35,241 and the agency sent my ex-boyfriend as one of the cater waiters. 705 00:34:35,616 --> 00:34:38,911 So I'm really gonna need you to get on board with Team Beth right now. 706 00:34:38,994 --> 00:34:39,829 Thank you. 707 00:34:40,496 --> 00:34:42,456 What are you all standing there for? [stammers] 708 00:34:42,540 --> 00:34:45,126 Bryce, do not look at me with those sad eyes. 709 00:34:45,209 --> 00:34:46,961 -Jorge, how long does it take... -[doorbell rings] 710 00:34:47,044 --> 00:34:48,379 -...to make some shish kebabs? 711 00:34:48,671 --> 00:34:51,006 ♪ For your love ♪ 712 00:34:51,090 --> 00:34:55,010 [shrieks] A drag queen. How fun! 713 00:34:55,094 --> 00:34:57,763 -Oh, leave it to Beth! -Oh, look at that outfit. 714 00:34:57,847 --> 00:35:00,141 -She's got legs for days. -Ah! 715 00:35:00,224 --> 00:35:03,686 Is it "she"? Is it correct to call you she or-- 716 00:35:03,769 --> 00:35:05,771 -Wait. That's a guy? -Uh-huh. 717 00:35:05,855 --> 00:35:08,440 [stammers] I don't mean to be rude, but you're a guy? 718 00:35:08,524 --> 00:35:10,359 [in deep voice] I won't tell if you don't. 719 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,570 [group laughs] 720 00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:15,072 Oh, I'm not the coat-check person. 721 00:35:15,156 --> 00:35:17,700 Oh, f-forgive him. [chuckles] 722 00:35:17,783 --> 00:35:19,034 I'll have a gin martini. 723 00:35:19,118 --> 00:35:22,705 Oh, but I'm not the bartender either. I'm the evening's entertainment. 724 00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:24,582 -Remember the magician? -Ah. 725 00:35:24,665 --> 00:35:26,041 He was good. 726 00:35:26,125 --> 00:35:29,128 -And wasn't afraid to make a cocktail. -[group chuckles] 727 00:35:30,963 --> 00:35:34,133 Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome. Oh, it is so good to see you. 728 00:35:34,216 --> 00:35:35,509 -Come on in. -Oh, okay. 729 00:35:35,593 --> 00:35:37,553 -How are you? You look great. -Thank you, honey. 730 00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:40,055 -Not everybody can pull off stripes. -Yes, indeedy. 731 00:35:40,139 --> 00:35:41,015 Have fun. 732 00:35:41,098 --> 00:35:43,142 -[man] Thank you. -[woman] It's very modern. 733 00:35:43,225 --> 00:35:44,643 When is Beth coming down? 734 00:35:44,727 --> 00:35:48,981 Uh, well, BBB won't make her appearance until all the guests have arrived, 735 00:35:49,064 --> 00:35:50,608 so about 45 minutes. 736 00:35:50,691 --> 00:35:53,652 -Oh. -Until then, why don't you mingle? 737 00:35:53,736 --> 00:35:54,904 Have fun. 738 00:35:54,987 --> 00:35:58,449 Oh, and why don't you go get yourself acquainted with the stage area? 739 00:35:58,949 --> 00:36:01,827 Oh, you mean the space near the couch? Got it. 740 00:36:01,911 --> 00:36:05,122 [chuckles] Well, the lighting is real good if you stand on the rug. 741 00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:07,041 -Mm. -Oh, and do me a favor. 742 00:36:07,124 --> 00:36:08,834 You see that woman right over there? 743 00:36:08,918 --> 00:36:12,421 Well, she has absolutely zero gay presence on social media. 744 00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:15,132 Why don't you do the Lord's work, go take a selfie with her. 745 00:36:15,216 --> 00:36:17,092 And then later, when BBB comes down-- 746 00:36:17,176 --> 00:36:20,054 Right, listen, I need you to BBB quiet for a second. 747 00:36:20,137 --> 00:36:21,096 [scoffs] 748 00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:22,806 This isn't what I signed up for. 749 00:36:23,390 --> 00:36:26,727 I'm here to perform and to be a guest. 750 00:36:27,311 --> 00:36:30,564 Robert, I know that you and I have not known each other very long, 751 00:36:30,648 --> 00:36:34,902 well, in this lifetime, but I really want to be open with you. 752 00:36:35,444 --> 00:36:38,948 This marriage is being held together by these parties. 753 00:36:39,031 --> 00:36:41,283 But they have that great mattress. 754 00:36:41,367 --> 00:36:43,827 These parties need to be fun, 755 00:36:43,911 --> 00:36:46,664 -and what is more fun than a drag queen? -[doorbell rings] 756 00:36:46,747 --> 00:36:47,706 [Tommy] Ah. 757 00:36:49,625 --> 00:36:50,459 [Chad] Wow. 758 00:36:51,335 --> 00:36:52,378 Wow! 759 00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:55,422 You brought all that in your overnight bag? 760 00:36:55,506 --> 00:36:57,466 -[chuckles] -You look amazing. 761 00:36:57,549 --> 00:36:58,550 Thank you. 762 00:36:58,968 --> 00:37:02,763 But I'm beginning to think this might have been a mistake. 763 00:37:02,846 --> 00:37:04,473 Oh, no, why? What's the problem? 764 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:05,391 Well... 765 00:37:06,058 --> 00:37:08,227 Beth isn't coming down for a while, and... 766 00:37:08,769 --> 00:37:11,814 I don't like being in drag unless I'm performing. 767 00:37:12,314 --> 00:37:13,732 I feel very uncomfortable. 768 00:37:14,233 --> 00:37:17,111 And not just because my balls are up inside of me. 769 00:37:17,903 --> 00:37:20,489 -Well, that sure paints a picture. -Yeah. 770 00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:25,077 [stammers] Beth will love this. I can pay you more money for your trouble. 771 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,871 What's a... ball-park figure? [laughs] 772 00:37:27,955 --> 00:37:29,039 [chuckles] 773 00:37:29,123 --> 00:37:31,250 Come on. That was a funny one. 774 00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:34,712 -Well, really, it's not about money. -How about another thousand? 775 00:37:36,046 --> 00:37:39,883 I mean, I guess I could stay for a bit. 776 00:37:40,634 --> 00:37:43,762 [Chad] Hey, everybody. Come and meet the incredible Ruby. 777 00:37:44,305 --> 00:37:45,389 Hi. 778 00:37:45,472 --> 00:37:48,017 -[jazz music playing] -[indistinct chatter] 779 00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:50,811 Hey, there you are. 780 00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:53,147 -How are you feeling? -One day at a time. 781 00:37:53,230 --> 00:37:54,481 Well, it works if you work it. 782 00:37:55,065 --> 00:37:58,235 [Tommy] Here we go. Magic is about to happen. 783 00:37:58,861 --> 00:38:00,362 She is almost here. 784 00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:02,823 BBB is on her way. 785 00:38:02,906 --> 00:38:05,701 If everybody will just make their way over to the sofa, 786 00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:07,870 we have a really big surprise for you. 787 00:38:07,953 --> 00:38:10,331 [Ruby] Hey, I-I need you to be my spotlight. 788 00:38:10,956 --> 00:38:13,834 I can't. I'm getting food for me and the ghost. 789 00:38:14,376 --> 00:38:15,919 He might start eating again. 790 00:38:16,003 --> 00:38:17,379 Ten minutes. 791 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:20,174 It's bad enough I'm dancing on a rug. 792 00:38:20,257 --> 00:38:23,135 I need the spot on my face at all times. 793 00:38:25,054 --> 00:38:25,929 Introduce me. 794 00:38:26,013 --> 00:38:27,181 Oh, okay. 795 00:38:29,475 --> 00:38:32,478 Ladies and gentlemen, introducing... 796 00:38:32,895 --> 00:38:34,980 Ruby Red! 797 00:38:35,105 --> 00:38:36,106 [scattered applause] 798 00:38:38,442 --> 00:38:39,610 [AJ] That's it? 799 00:38:42,780 --> 00:38:47,618 Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Ruby Red! 800 00:38:51,497 --> 00:38:52,831 ["Got to be Real" playing] 801 00:39:02,925 --> 00:39:05,928 ♪ What you find-ah ♪ 802 00:39:07,179 --> 00:39:09,765 ♪ What you feel now ♪ 803 00:39:11,642 --> 00:39:13,936 ♪ What you know-ah ♪ 804 00:39:15,479 --> 00:39:16,730 ♪ To be real ♪ 805 00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:22,486 ♪ What you find-ah ♪ 806 00:39:22,569 --> 00:39:23,570 No! 807 00:39:23,654 --> 00:39:27,324 No, you are not performin' in drag in my living room! 808 00:39:27,408 --> 00:39:29,576 No, you are not! [gasps] 809 00:39:30,577 --> 00:39:32,037 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 810 00:39:32,121 --> 00:39:34,248 -♪ To be real ♪ -Hi, y'all. Hi. 811 00:39:35,082 --> 00:39:36,125 [laughs] 812 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:39,837 [singing along] ♪ Ooh ♪ 813 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:43,465 ♪ Your love's for real now ♪ 814 00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:47,219 ♪ You know that your love is my love ♪ 815 00:39:47,302 --> 00:39:49,179 ♪ My love is your love ♪ 816 00:39:49,263 --> 00:39:54,059 ♪ Our love is here to stay-ay-ay-ay! ♪ 817 00:39:54,143 --> 00:39:55,102 ♪ Ooh! ♪ 818 00:39:55,185 --> 00:39:58,021 -♪ What you find-ah ♪ -[Beth whoops and giggles] 819 00:39:58,105 --> 00:40:01,400 -♪ I think I love you, baby ♪ -Whoo! [Beth laughs] 820 00:40:01,483 --> 00:40:03,777 ♪ I feel I need you ♪ 821 00:40:03,861 --> 00:40:05,571 ♪ What you know-ah ♪ 822 00:40:05,654 --> 00:40:06,613 Whoo! 823 00:40:06,697 --> 00:40:09,575 -♪ To be real ♪ -Whoo, that was so hot. 824 00:40:09,658 --> 00:40:12,286 Thank you so much. Tommy, you can stop the music now. 825 00:40:12,369 --> 00:40:13,871 -Oh. -♪ What to find-- ♪ 826 00:40:13,954 --> 00:40:15,956 -How fun was that, y'all? -[scattered applause] 827 00:40:16,039 --> 00:40:16,915 [chuckles] 828 00:40:16,999 --> 00:40:20,294 Okay, everyone, we have got Tommy's Tex-Mex 829 00:40:20,794 --> 00:40:24,465 and some gluten-free lasagna for you more exotic types. 830 00:40:24,965 --> 00:40:26,341 Come on, darling. 831 00:40:26,425 --> 00:40:28,594 -And, Ashley, that color looks so... -[breathing heavily] 832 00:40:28,677 --> 00:40:31,722 -Okay, AJ, that's enough of the spotlight. -I hear you. 833 00:40:31,805 --> 00:40:34,224 [Beth] The food's not gonna eat itself, y'all. 834 00:40:35,184 --> 00:40:36,185 Champagne? 835 00:40:39,730 --> 00:40:41,732 [gulping] 836 00:40:45,861 --> 00:40:46,778 [exhales] 837 00:40:49,198 --> 00:40:50,908 This is the best lasagna... 838 00:40:51,867 --> 00:40:52,868 I've ever had. 839 00:40:53,452 --> 00:40:54,620 Your mom's a good cook. 840 00:40:55,037 --> 00:40:57,080 She doesn't cook. It's all Tommy. 841 00:40:58,207 --> 00:40:59,541 She doesn't do stuff like that. 842 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,210 At least she's around. 843 00:41:02,294 --> 00:41:04,087 So, what's your plan? 844 00:41:04,171 --> 00:41:06,298 Are you just gonna stay in this room and never come out? 845 00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:10,511 You know, that's kind of an asshole move. 846 00:41:13,263 --> 00:41:15,849 I don't know. I don't really have a plan. 847 00:41:16,308 --> 00:41:18,519 You gotta have a plan. I have one. 848 00:41:18,602 --> 00:41:21,271 My buddy Robert is taking me to my grandfather's. 849 00:41:21,355 --> 00:41:23,357 He's, like, less than an hour away. 850 00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:26,193 Once I'm there, I'm gonna call my mom. 851 00:41:26,276 --> 00:41:29,321 Once she figures out that I'm there... she'll come. 852 00:41:31,198 --> 00:41:32,824 -Where's your mom? -New York. 853 00:41:34,409 --> 00:41:36,745 I haven't answered her texts or calls. 854 00:41:37,788 --> 00:41:39,748 It's the only way to get her attention. 855 00:41:40,874 --> 00:41:42,167 She's a drug addict. 856 00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:46,171 That sucks. 857 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:50,759 I know, but I think she'll get better once we're all in Texas together. 858 00:41:51,385 --> 00:41:53,303 Just gotta get her out of New York. 859 00:41:55,264 --> 00:41:57,015 She didn't do so well there. 860 00:41:59,643 --> 00:42:00,727 It's a tough city. 861 00:42:03,105 --> 00:42:05,274 I think that sounds like a really good plan. 862 00:42:05,524 --> 00:42:06,358 Thanks. 863 00:42:06,942 --> 00:42:08,235 And I think it'll work. 864 00:42:08,318 --> 00:42:09,570 So what are you waiting for? 865 00:42:10,445 --> 00:42:12,406 Robert. He's my ride. 866 00:42:12,489 --> 00:42:14,241 I'll take you if you wanna go now. 867 00:42:16,243 --> 00:42:17,244 Dude, really? 868 00:42:18,203 --> 00:42:19,538 -No joke? -Yeah. 869 00:42:19,955 --> 00:42:21,999 I'll take you right after we're done eating. 870 00:42:24,293 --> 00:42:25,669 It's none of my business, 871 00:42:26,962 --> 00:42:29,464 but your mom is doing the best that she can. 872 00:42:31,383 --> 00:42:32,217 Maybe. 873 00:42:33,302 --> 00:42:36,054 -Oh, this is great. -[camera clicks] 874 00:42:36,138 --> 00:42:37,931 Oh, wait, no. Hang on. This is my better angle. 875 00:42:38,015 --> 00:42:38,932 [chuckles] 876 00:42:39,016 --> 00:42:41,435 -Oh, sorry. It's too much teeth. -Here, wait. Yeah, yeah. 877 00:42:41,518 --> 00:42:42,394 [woman] Oh, okay. 878 00:42:42,853 --> 00:42:45,355 -[camera clicks] -[woman] Okay. Thank you. 879 00:42:45,439 --> 00:42:46,607 I appreciate this. 880 00:42:46,690 --> 00:42:48,442 You'd think being a brilliant child therapist 881 00:42:48,525 --> 00:42:51,153 would be enough to get me a few hundred followers, but no. 882 00:42:52,112 --> 00:42:53,989 Can I steal her for a second? 883 00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:55,949 -Oh, yeah, sure. Okay. -[Beth] Thanks. 884 00:42:57,576 --> 00:42:59,745 You don't have to take selfies with people. 885 00:43:01,163 --> 00:43:02,831 Well, according to Tommy, I do. 886 00:43:03,415 --> 00:43:07,794 Silver lining, that woman now has a gay social media presence. 887 00:43:07,878 --> 00:43:10,422 [sighs] I'm sorry about all this. 888 00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:12,382 Chad should have just given you some money. 889 00:43:12,466 --> 00:43:15,010 Oh, oh, I wouldn't have just taken money. 890 00:43:15,552 --> 00:43:17,387 I wasn't looking for a handout. 891 00:43:18,055 --> 00:43:19,473 I know, but-- 892 00:43:19,556 --> 00:43:20,682 But what? 893 00:43:21,475 --> 00:43:23,810 Robert, you're clearly uncomfortable. 894 00:43:23,894 --> 00:43:26,855 Beth... you're clearly uncomfortable. 895 00:43:27,898 --> 00:43:29,066 I am. 896 00:43:29,149 --> 00:43:31,860 Chad said you had to put your balls up somewhere, 897 00:43:31,943 --> 00:43:35,572 and I feel bad that you had to do all this just for some money. 898 00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:38,659 Well, people do a lot of things just for money. 899 00:43:40,577 --> 00:43:41,578 What does that mean? 900 00:43:43,747 --> 00:43:45,999 Okay, I don't know what's happening right now, 901 00:43:46,083 --> 00:43:48,377 but, please, just go get out of that drag. 902 00:43:49,211 --> 00:43:50,212 Tell you what. 903 00:43:50,879 --> 00:43:54,257 I'll get out of my drag when you get out of yours. 904 00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:56,510 Excuse me? 905 00:43:57,386 --> 00:44:01,139 The hair, the accent, the house, the happy marriage, 906 00:44:01,890 --> 00:44:03,433 the one drink a night? 907 00:44:04,851 --> 00:44:07,813 Excuse me. It is time to play dirty charades. 908 00:44:07,896 --> 00:44:10,399 [chuckles] And none of those suckers stand a chance 909 00:44:10,482 --> 00:44:13,068 'cause I put us all on the same team. Come on. 910 00:44:14,319 --> 00:44:15,278 [clicks tongue] 911 00:44:16,196 --> 00:44:17,364 Champagne? 912 00:44:17,823 --> 00:44:18,824 Yes, it is. 913 00:44:23,203 --> 00:44:26,415 -[Tommy] You. -Well, Beth sends her apologies, 914 00:44:26,498 --> 00:44:27,541 migraine coming on, 915 00:44:27,958 --> 00:44:30,293 but insists that we continue on without her. 916 00:44:30,377 --> 00:44:33,130 I'm on Tommy and Robert's team now. Sorry, guys. 917 00:44:34,965 --> 00:44:36,967 -Just no movies before 1980. -[sighs] 918 00:44:37,050 --> 00:44:38,468 -Me? -Mm-hmm. 919 00:44:39,136 --> 00:44:40,804 Thank you for taking that selfie. 920 00:44:40,887 --> 00:44:42,472 I think it's the thing that finally got me invited 921 00:44:42,556 --> 00:44:43,765 to the after-party. 922 00:44:43,849 --> 00:44:44,808 After-party? 923 00:44:44,891 --> 00:44:46,977 With her girlfriends, in her bedroom. 924 00:44:48,687 --> 00:44:52,899 Excuse me, stop peeking. Give me that and go sit your ass over there. 925 00:44:52,983 --> 00:44:54,067 [laughs] 926 00:44:54,443 --> 00:44:57,070 All right, it is time for dirty charades! 927 00:44:57,154 --> 00:44:58,739 [guests clamoring] 928 00:44:58,822 --> 00:44:59,823 Excuse me. 929 00:45:00,365 --> 00:45:01,908 I'm calling it a night. 930 00:45:01,992 --> 00:45:04,369 My bad. I'm just too damn straight. 931 00:45:04,619 --> 00:45:07,080 Yeah, that's always been my problem too. 932 00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:11,084 [women laughing] 933 00:45:11,168 --> 00:45:13,086 [Beth] You are so funny. 934 00:45:13,670 --> 00:45:15,547 I have to tell my husband that one. 935 00:45:18,383 --> 00:45:19,217 Yes? 936 00:45:20,093 --> 00:45:21,094 It's Robert. 937 00:45:28,602 --> 00:45:30,979 You are not doing this to me again. 938 00:45:31,396 --> 00:45:33,190 Doing what, honey? 939 00:45:33,273 --> 00:45:37,068 Shutting me out in the hall when your girlfriends come over. 940 00:45:39,863 --> 00:45:43,658 Well, um... clearly there are some unresolved childhood issues at play, 941 00:45:43,742 --> 00:45:44,910 so we'll say goodnight. 942 00:45:45,994 --> 00:45:46,828 Ladies. 943 00:45:47,496 --> 00:45:48,330 Okay. 944 00:45:48,830 --> 00:45:50,540 -[Beth] Good night, ladies. -[woman 1] Okay. 945 00:45:50,624 --> 00:45:51,833 It was fun, y'all. 946 00:45:51,917 --> 00:45:54,002 -[woman 2] Thank you. -[woman 3] See you at SoulCycle. 947 00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:54,961 [door closes] 948 00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:58,882 [in normal accent] You hurt my feelings downstairs. 949 00:45:58,965 --> 00:46:00,467 Well, there's your real voice. 950 00:46:01,384 --> 00:46:03,804 Nice to see you again. I missed you. 951 00:46:03,887 --> 00:46:05,597 I'm serious, Robert. 952 00:46:06,014 --> 00:46:08,058 You hurt my feelings too. 953 00:46:08,767 --> 00:46:11,144 Pulling away from me in front of your friends 954 00:46:11,228 --> 00:46:13,730 because you were embarrassed. 955 00:46:13,814 --> 00:46:17,192 Robert, I didn't stop dancing because I was embarrassed of you. 956 00:46:17,818 --> 00:46:20,737 I stopped because I saw that you were embarrassed 957 00:46:20,821 --> 00:46:22,948 and I just wanted to make that stop. 958 00:46:25,408 --> 00:46:26,910 Were you not embarrassed? 959 00:46:28,328 --> 00:46:29,746 Of course I was. 960 00:46:31,623 --> 00:46:33,834 Drag in a living room is always awkward. 961 00:46:34,417 --> 00:46:36,169 It's like drag at a funeral. 962 00:46:36,378 --> 00:46:38,547 At least downstairs I didn't fall into a coffin. 963 00:46:38,630 --> 00:46:42,342 [chuckles] And, for the record, when we were little... 964 00:46:43,260 --> 00:46:45,804 I don't think I shut you out. 965 00:46:46,805 --> 00:46:50,225 Whenever we started playing Barbies, you got up and left. 966 00:46:51,017 --> 00:46:52,018 [sighs] 967 00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:55,146 Right. 968 00:46:56,690 --> 00:46:59,651 Because... boys aren't supposed to play with dolls. 969 00:47:01,027 --> 00:47:02,696 [sighs] 970 00:47:03,196 --> 00:47:05,657 And I was embarrassed. 971 00:47:06,408 --> 00:47:07,909 -[Beth] Hm. -[sighs] 972 00:47:08,827 --> 00:47:10,829 [scoffs] Well, I... 973 00:47:11,496 --> 00:47:12,914 know my thorn of the day. 974 00:47:13,456 --> 00:47:14,875 -Is it me? -No. 975 00:47:15,584 --> 00:47:16,668 It's me. 976 00:47:17,210 --> 00:47:19,504 -[sighs] -Hey. 977 00:47:21,006 --> 00:47:22,299 I apologize... 978 00:47:22,883 --> 00:47:25,468 for what I said earlier downstairs. 979 00:47:26,761 --> 00:47:29,264 I-I-I... I was totally out of line. 980 00:47:31,099 --> 00:47:32,100 Not totally. 981 00:47:36,146 --> 00:47:36,980 You're right. 982 00:47:38,023 --> 00:47:39,274 I am in drag. 983 00:47:40,775 --> 00:47:41,610 The hair, 984 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:43,737 the accent, the house, 985 00:47:44,613 --> 00:47:45,780 the happy marriage... 986 00:47:47,157 --> 00:47:48,533 the one drink per night. 987 00:47:52,954 --> 00:47:53,788 Beth... 988 00:47:54,372 --> 00:47:55,832 everybody's in drag. 989 00:47:56,333 --> 00:47:57,751 Which is fine. 990 00:47:59,878 --> 00:48:01,254 As long as they know it. 991 00:48:02,464 --> 00:48:04,341 But if you're unhappy... 992 00:48:07,093 --> 00:48:09,220 let me help you get out of that drag. 993 00:48:10,889 --> 00:48:11,806 [chuckles] 994 00:48:15,769 --> 00:48:16,895 Beth, one more thing. 995 00:48:16,978 --> 00:48:17,812 Yeah? 996 00:48:18,438 --> 00:48:21,274 -The $60,000 mattress. -Mm-hmm? 997 00:48:23,568 --> 00:48:26,780 I would have married for it too. [inhales sharply] 998 00:48:26,863 --> 00:48:27,906 [chuckles] 999 00:48:28,865 --> 00:48:30,617 This shit is nice! 1000 00:48:30,700 --> 00:48:32,786 [both laughing] 1001 00:48:32,869 --> 00:48:33,870 Oh, girl. 1002 00:48:33,954 --> 00:48:35,497 Girrrrl. 1003 00:48:44,464 --> 00:48:46,549 Wow. Vintage. 1004 00:48:47,550 --> 00:48:48,385 Cool. 1005 00:48:48,468 --> 00:48:49,552 Gets the job done. 1006 00:48:50,136 --> 00:48:53,390 So, you're gonna drop me off at Pop Pop's and then bring this right back, right? 1007 00:48:53,473 --> 00:48:56,309 Uh, yep. Where's the button to turn on the car? 1008 00:48:57,394 --> 00:48:59,229 There is no button. 1009 00:48:59,938 --> 00:49:01,106 You need this key. 1010 00:49:01,523 --> 00:49:02,357 Oh. 1011 00:49:04,484 --> 00:49:05,860 [engine starts] 1012 00:49:07,362 --> 00:49:09,114 You do know how to drive, right? 1013 00:49:09,698 --> 00:49:11,825 My parents took away my car before I ever used it, 1014 00:49:11,908 --> 00:49:13,451 but how hard can it be? [chuckles] 1015 00:49:17,205 --> 00:49:18,331 Let's go to Pop Pop's! 1016 00:49:18,415 --> 00:49:19,666 To Pop Pop's! 1017 00:49:21,376 --> 00:49:22,377 [Robert] AJ? 1018 00:49:29,843 --> 00:49:30,677 Adam? 1019 00:49:31,052 --> 00:49:32,220 AJ? 1020 00:49:36,516 --> 00:49:38,935 [RV engine revs] 1021 00:49:41,229 --> 00:49:42,439 [gasps] 1022 00:49:42,772 --> 00:49:43,982 [tires screech] 1023 00:49:45,066 --> 00:49:46,443 [gasps] 1024 00:49:53,199 --> 00:49:54,451 AJ! 1025 00:49:54,534 --> 00:49:55,827 [panting] 1026 00:50:00,582 --> 00:50:01,624 I'm cool! 1027 00:50:02,208 --> 00:50:03,960 My arm's not broke again. 1028 00:50:04,461 --> 00:50:05,628 [Adam] I'm okay. 1029 00:50:05,712 --> 00:50:07,047 Adam's cool too. 1030 00:50:07,881 --> 00:50:08,923 [sighs] 1031 00:50:09,632 --> 00:50:10,800 [laughs] 1032 00:50:15,388 --> 00:50:16,723 Do you know where you are? 1033 00:50:21,227 --> 00:50:22,228 In Hell. 1034 00:50:22,312 --> 00:50:23,646 What's your name? 1035 00:50:23,730 --> 00:50:25,982 Amber Jasmine, unfortunately. 1036 00:50:26,983 --> 00:50:28,943 Okay, good. You're okay. 1037 00:50:29,444 --> 00:50:32,697 I panicked when I looked out and saw the RV tipped over. 1038 00:50:33,114 --> 00:50:35,950 Why? I've survived a lot worse. 1039 00:50:36,534 --> 00:50:37,577 I know you have. 1040 00:50:41,372 --> 00:50:44,084 So were you just gonna leave without saying goodbye? 1041 00:50:45,627 --> 00:50:46,628 I'm not really... 1042 00:50:47,629 --> 00:50:48,755 good at goodbyes. 1043 00:50:49,339 --> 00:50:52,175 No. Can I be honest? 1044 00:50:54,594 --> 00:50:57,180 I'm really struggling with letting you go. 1045 00:50:58,473 --> 00:51:02,352 In case you haven't noticed, I've been trying to drag out my time with you. 1046 00:51:04,104 --> 00:51:06,356 I sort of kind of got that idea 1047 00:51:06,439 --> 00:51:08,691 when you kept pushing the Civil War Museum. 1048 00:51:08,775 --> 00:51:09,818 [chuckles softly] 1049 00:51:10,610 --> 00:51:13,696 It's just, I have a bigger plan, you know? 1050 00:51:14,989 --> 00:51:16,032 I have to go. 1051 00:51:18,451 --> 00:51:19,452 [crying] I know. 1052 00:51:22,539 --> 00:51:23,540 I've just... 1053 00:51:25,458 --> 00:51:27,418 gotten used to having you around. 1054 00:51:34,134 --> 00:51:35,218 [Robert sobs] 1055 00:51:35,927 --> 00:51:39,055 [crying] It's okay, buddy. You're okay. 1056 00:51:40,390 --> 00:51:41,391 You're doing good. 1057 00:51:43,434 --> 00:51:44,602 [both crying] 1058 00:51:48,606 --> 00:51:49,440 Here. 1059 00:51:51,151 --> 00:51:52,152 This might help. 1060 00:51:52,694 --> 00:51:54,112 Oh. [laughs] 1061 00:51:58,158 --> 00:51:59,284 [Robert] She's pretty. 1062 00:52:01,286 --> 00:52:04,247 -[AJ] You're prettier, though. -[Robert laughs] 1063 00:52:06,291 --> 00:52:09,210 It was so wonderful to see you again. 1064 00:52:09,836 --> 00:52:11,629 I hope that we can stay in touch. 1065 00:52:12,797 --> 00:52:14,549 Be more than just Facebook friends. 1066 00:52:15,133 --> 00:52:17,802 Henny, after everything we went through last night... 1067 00:52:18,386 --> 00:52:19,762 we already are. 1068 00:52:19,846 --> 00:52:22,348 -Well, let's keep it that way. -[Robert laughs] 1069 00:52:22,432 --> 00:52:24,851 -You know, I kind of miss the accent. -And I miss your hair. 1070 00:52:24,934 --> 00:52:27,729 Well, Robert, me and some of my boys from the site 1071 00:52:27,812 --> 00:52:29,439 got the RV back upright. 1072 00:52:29,814 --> 00:52:30,815 Workin' fine. 1073 00:52:31,232 --> 00:52:33,735 This is one of those times when being too damn straight 1074 00:52:33,818 --> 00:52:35,361 is a good thing. 1075 00:52:35,445 --> 00:52:38,990 [in Texas accent] Aw! That's my big, handsome, straight husband. 1076 00:52:39,073 --> 00:52:40,575 Yeah, I missed it. 1077 00:52:40,658 --> 00:52:43,036 Oh, good, because I can't not have an accent 1078 00:52:43,119 --> 00:52:44,871 and not drink and live in Texas. 1079 00:52:44,954 --> 00:52:47,665 -[laughs] -Let's get on the road. 1080 00:52:50,084 --> 00:52:51,377 Ah, Beth, the juice. 1081 00:52:51,461 --> 00:52:52,462 It's just juice. 1082 00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:55,965 It's good to see you, honey. 1083 00:52:58,760 --> 00:52:59,594 Okay. 1084 00:53:04,182 --> 00:53:05,433 A little at a time. 1085 00:53:05,934 --> 00:53:06,809 Ah. 1086 00:53:07,352 --> 00:53:08,645 You ready, Bob? 1087 00:53:08,728 --> 00:53:11,189 Okay, everyone, I have a surprise. [Tommy laughs] 1088 00:53:11,272 --> 00:53:13,274 And, no, it is not muffins. 1089 00:53:13,358 --> 00:53:14,901 -Tommy! -No, it's Fanny. 1090 00:53:14,984 --> 00:53:16,611 Fanny Pack. [laughs] 1091 00:53:17,820 --> 00:53:19,113 Oh, thank goodness. 1092 00:53:19,197 --> 00:53:20,990 For a second, I thought that was Chad's mother. 1093 00:53:21,074 --> 00:53:23,576 Oh, you know, every housewife at that party last night 1094 00:53:23,660 --> 00:53:26,079 now has to have a drag queen at their next event. 1095 00:53:26,162 --> 00:53:29,207 Ka-ching, ka-ching. Mama's gonna make that money, honey. 1096 00:53:29,290 --> 00:53:31,125 [both laugh] 1097 00:53:31,209 --> 00:53:32,210 [Tommy] Oh, yeah. 1098 00:53:32,919 --> 00:53:36,381 Okay, yeah. Uh, I'm more than ready to go now, little girl. 1099 00:53:44,222 --> 00:53:48,685 Well, I didn't have a drink yet today, so... I may have broken the chain. 1100 00:53:49,477 --> 00:53:52,855 Okay, kiddo. Next stop, Pop Pop's. 1101 00:53:53,398 --> 00:53:54,232 No. 1102 00:53:55,275 --> 00:53:56,276 Next stop... 1103 00:53:56,609 --> 00:53:57,527 Dallas. 1104 00:53:57,610 --> 00:53:58,528 What? 1105 00:53:58,611 --> 00:54:01,864 You think I came all this way to not see you win that pageant? 1106 00:54:03,283 --> 00:54:05,994 No. No, I did not! 1107 00:54:06,077 --> 00:54:07,870 [chuckles] Are you sure? 1108 00:54:09,038 --> 00:54:09,872 Yeah. 1109 00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:13,501 And, um... 1110 00:54:14,460 --> 00:54:15,670 do we need this? 1111 00:54:15,753 --> 00:54:17,088 [laughs] Let me see. 1112 00:54:19,048 --> 00:54:20,633 No, we're good. 1113 00:54:28,224 --> 00:54:29,851 [AJ] Yeah, I had a great plan. 1114 00:54:30,351 --> 00:54:32,353 But what I wasn't planning on... 1115 00:54:33,187 --> 00:54:34,397 was liking him so much. 1116 00:54:35,773 --> 00:54:37,442 [Robert] Last stop, Dallas! 1117 00:54:37,525 --> 00:54:38,735 [AJ] Whoo-hoo! 1118 00:54:42,530 --> 00:54:44,449 ["I'm On My Way" playing] 1119 00:54:48,202 --> 00:54:50,455 ♪ I got caught in the rain ♪ 1120 00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:55,460 ♪ I thought the sky was fallin' down ♪ 1121 00:54:55,793 --> 00:54:58,004 ♪ I couldn't weather the pain ♪ 1122 00:54:59,464 --> 00:55:02,842 ♪ But I kept my faith, I stood my ground ♪ 1123 00:55:04,218 --> 00:55:07,764 ♪ From the pain of the past Gonna be free at last ♪ 1124 00:55:07,847 --> 00:55:10,683 ♪ Doesn't matter what they say ♪ 1125 00:55:11,517 --> 00:55:15,104 ♪ Sparkles in my eyes Like a phoenix arise ♪ 1126 00:55:15,188 --> 00:55:18,608 ♪ I'll be happy, free, and gay ♪ 1127 00:55:18,691 --> 00:55:21,069 ♪ I'm on my way ♪ 1128 00:55:22,612 --> 00:55:26,491 ♪ Nothing can stop me now No one can bring me down ♪ 1129 00:55:26,574 --> 00:55:28,951 ♪ I'm on my way ♪ 1130 00:55:30,244 --> 00:55:34,207 ♪ Just let me show you how My senses guide me now ♪ 1131 00:55:34,290 --> 00:55:35,666 ♪ I'm on my way ♪ 1132 00:55:37,710 --> 00:55:41,506 ♪ Nothing can stop me now No one can bring me down ♪ 1133 00:55:41,589 --> 00:55:43,591 [echoing] ♪ I'm on my way ♪ 1134 00:55:46,594 --> 00:55:48,596 [twinkling chimes]