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Tigtone:
Dear Journal, I need more ink.

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Eh?

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What is that helpfully
bizarre thing, I wonder?

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"Anyway, Journal,
about that cave..."

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Aah!

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I quest with none other
than my own cunning,

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strength, and name.

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Tigtone!

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♪♪

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I returned the long jewel
to the kingdom of Propecia

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where it belongs, to KingQueen.

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Both: Thank you, Tigtone.

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Tigtone: And for that,
they threw me a chicken dinner!

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Everyone, shut up.

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I'm going to inhale
this chicken.

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This chicken has no soul.

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We taste nothing in this meat.

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Lore Mastra, explain.

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According to this book...

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Tasteless meat means

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the legend of Wadsor is true.

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Wadsor the Conquerator
the Necromancer has returned!

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I'm back!

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Lore Mastra: He is using
the souls of our chickens

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to recharge his rock army.

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Wadsor: My Repli-Rocks!

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His only weakness
is to stab his brain.

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Which he keeps locked
deep within his lair.

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But not a regular stab.

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You must use the Reverse Dagger,

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capable of stabbing
the dead to life,

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and the other way around.

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What say you to that?

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Is this a quest?

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- Indeed.
- Indeed, indeed.

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Then I alone as always,
by my lonesome,

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shall take this single quest,

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for this single questerer,

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and bear down upon it by myself.

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Well, then this is
a good a quest

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as any to make use
of our fellowship.

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And that fellowship is...
Poach-Or.

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Friend to most animals,
hunter of the rest.

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Axeanne.

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I'm even bigger in person.

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And Redundart.

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An elf.

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What part of "I fellowship
alone" don't you understand?

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None part.

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Fast travels,
Tigtone and friends.

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♪ O journey nigh,
come blith with my ♪

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♪ O'er land and steam
on flapping knees ♪

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♪ When drip or sip
is bundle quipped ♪

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♪ Then travel hips
will sway the thighs ♪

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These heroes, Journal,

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they don't even have journals.

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And at this rate,
we'll never get there on foot.

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Poach-Or,
harness that Ride-ocerous

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if you're such
a great animal master.

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I can try.

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I didn't say try.

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Come on.

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Come to Poach-Or.

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Come on.

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Ugh.

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Poach-Or will poach no more.

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Remember, Tigtone,
you have the Reverse Dagger.

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Whoo!

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Now thatwas really something.

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Do it again!

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Ohh!

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It must only work
once per dead person.

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Then we must honor
his last wish,

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to ride that Ride-ocerous.

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♪ For ne'er a path
can do no wrath... ♪

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- Stop!
- Oh!

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Axeanne:
We are arrived at Wadsor's lair.

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But the hidden door
isn't on the map.

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I'll show you how to use a map.

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Ah.

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Hmm.

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We must make camp-camp here

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while I think of a way
to find the key.

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What?!

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Then don't stand here
flapping your ribs at me,

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flap your swords at Tigtone!

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You're right, Journal,

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something to take my mind

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off this main quest
for a while is what I need.

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Tigtone, the well
has been poisoned.

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Save my sick twin sister
from the bottom of it.

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A side quest!

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♪♪

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Hyah!

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♪♪

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We need Tigtone!

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Hiss, hiss.

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That means "Thank you"
where I come from, Tigtone.

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Hiss, hiss.

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♪♪

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The key.

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How do you kill that
which is already bone?

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The Reverse Dagger!

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I'm alive!
Thank you, Tigtone.

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Ah, I'm alive! Ahh!

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Hand over that key.

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But what about Axeanne?
You can stab her back to live.

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I can only stab her back once,
and I'd hate to waste it now.

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♪♪

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Ahh!

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The pendulum is mightier
than the sword-ulum, Tigtone!

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Redundart, use yourself
as pendulum bait.

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Because you'll bring me back
with the Reverse Dagger,

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should I die.

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Your companion was a joke.

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And now he's dead.

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The joke is on you!
I agree.

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♪ My life be rife
with biggle trife ♪Oh, Gods, not the song.

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♪ And all about
is naught but strife... ♪

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Ah, finally, questing alone,
as nature intended me.

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Two pressure plates?
Ugh.

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Why didn't I bring
more companions?

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Remember, Tigtone,
dungeons have prisoners,

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and prisoners have body weight.

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Use a prisoner.

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Of course.

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♪♪

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This thing weighs
enough to help me.

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Please chop my arms
and legs off.

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- Oh...
- Do it!

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Thank you, fellow stranger.

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Are you not stung by that?

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Of course, but I regenerate.

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And because you helped me,
I'll do that to you.

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Help you, that is.

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Let's go.

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...and so Wadsor trapped me

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and has been feeding off
my life juices ever since.

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Mm-hmm.
Here we are.

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Oh, we shall both stand
on these pressure plates

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to open the door.

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You certainly do come in handy.
I think I'll call you... Helpy.

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But my name is...

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Hyah!

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Thank you, Helpy.

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Wait!

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I want him to know it was me.

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My energy supply.

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My energy supply creature.

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Tigtone?!

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Tigtone: Wadsor's fully charged
Repli-Rocks.

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♪♪

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Damn it.

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Shh. You distract him
while I stab his brain.

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Right to his face.

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Hey, Wadsor!
I'm full of life juices.

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Come and get me.

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Wait for it...

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Wait for it...

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Wait for it...

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Now!

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No mortal blade can kill me.

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I'm undead.

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And I am no mortal blade.

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And I am Tigtone!

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Oh, so that's your name?

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♪♪

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Proudfully nodding
at a job well done.

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Me too, Tigtone.

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Me Helpy.

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King: And so to honor Tigtone
for saving Propecia

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from tastelessness, we throw
this second chicken dinner.

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The honor is all ours.

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And this is Helpy.

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I serve the Greater Good.

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Cheers to whatever that is.

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And to the Repli-Rocks,
our new friends.

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Lore Mastra:
The legend goes on to say

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they enjoy eating
as much as we all do.

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All thanks to Tigtone.

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- Thank you, Tigtone.
- Huzzah!

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Dear Journal,

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ah, yes, Helpy
is who that thing is.

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And thus fellowship
is now in my inventory.

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But worry not.

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For I am still, as was before,
as was always be...

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Tigtone!

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And Helpy.

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♪♪