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The.

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Yes, it's a nasty
ice melting, Tone.

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Unfreeze the frozen library
of Levoquin by lighting all four

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of hose wall scones
at the same time.

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Helpy, be on fire.

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Sh, this is a library.

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Scream quiet.

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The library is saved,
so you get a reward.

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It's this one.

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The Ancient Wizard Handbook.

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But know this, if you read
the magic words out loud,

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you will...

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Become a wizard.

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Magic courses to
through my veins.

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Flash hands.

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Come, Helpy.

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Let's go test my
new magic powers.

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Bee raid.

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Switch legs with head.

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Prepare temperature.

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I am full of such a for joy,

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I don't even know
what day it is.

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Today as the day you
graduate from Wizard School.

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You're no longer kidzards, which
is what I call kid wizards.

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It's kind of fun.

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But before you get
your hats, I have

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to tell you the awful truth.

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You see those three of the
six moons aligning up there

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and all those mortals
sharpening weapons?

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Well, the thing about that is...

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Oh, yes, wizard hunt.

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The one day of the
year we mortals

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may hunt wizards for fun.

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But for me only
a tearful reminder

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of our beloved long
dead wizard Amothedius.

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Mathis?

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Yes, my King Queen.

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Open our locket so that
we may gaze upon him.

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Oh.

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Silence.

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The moons are about to
align, three of six, that is.

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That's right,
the lunar alignment

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sucks all the magic
right out of this world

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and sort of robs
us of our powers.

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OK, here we go.

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Should we count it down?

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Anyone?

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No?

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OK, then, let's just let it
happen without the countdown

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then.

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Helpy, ribs go on the inside.

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My regeneration
power, it's gone.

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Allow me.

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Regenerate.

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Why would my wizard
magic suddenly disappear?

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Wizard hunt.

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Wizard hunt.

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Wizard hunt, the
holiday I'm best at.

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Kill the wizards.

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Oh, no.

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I'm a wizard.

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Unwieldy beard.

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I do so miss Amothedius.

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I miss him too.

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You don't see me having
emotions about it.

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Oh, if only there were a way
to redirect the magic energy

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with this focusing
staff and use it

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to restore Amothedius to life.

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I've just come up
with a marvelous plan

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to get Amothedius back.

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Mathis?

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Yes, my liegeses.

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Shut up.

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Do what the King just said.

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Wizard hunt.

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Wizard hunt.

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Oh, downs, it's the
wizard ender Tigtone.

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My name is Crackers.

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Crackers the wizard, and you
can imagine how terrifying

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it is to have you here Tigtone.

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I mean you no murder.

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I too am hunted.

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Oh, that's great.

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Hey, zons, there's something
weird about the way

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the moons are glowing.

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Like someone's redirecting
the magic energy.

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Two or more can play
at this game of using

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a staff to change things.

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Command-Or Mathis, I
have come to reclaim

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that magic for all wizards.

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I can't let you, Tigtone.

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I need some of that magic
to resurrect Amothedius,

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and I'm doing a good job of it.

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You've never done a
good job of anything.

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Yes.

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One big wizard with all
the magic is better.

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What have you done?

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That's too much magic.

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He will protect us
with his giant wisdom.

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Take that, mortals.

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I must share the good news
with my breaded brethren.

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Come, Helpy.

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I can't, Tigtone.

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Please listen to me.

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I've helped you on many quests,
but now I have only one quest

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left, I'm going to die.

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Take this to remember you by.

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Please, please,
just stay with me.

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So this is how it
ends, abandoned, alone.

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I too know the pain of
wounds both inner and outer.

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I can see by your scars that you

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have faced many fearsome foes.

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Especially the most
fearsome foe of all, myself.

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Fear not, neglected
one, I shall take you

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back to the castle
where you can spend

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your last moments with that
stranger we call dignity.

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Amothedius, alive, and there's
so much more of him to love.

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We're going to need
a bigger market.

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King Queen, I'm back.

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Mathis, we blame
you for this mess.

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Go sit down.

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No, in the corner on the ground.

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Wizards, see this.

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I have brought us a champion.

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Mouth lightning is my favorite.

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Oh, no.

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He cast goat throw.

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All stop and look at Tigtone.

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Wizard hunt.

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Do you hear those words?

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Wizard hunt.

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I didn't understand them
when I said wizard hunt.

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I didn't understand them
when I hunted wizards.

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It was only today
when I was a wizard

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and I was hunted that
I truly understood.

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Wizard hunt is hunting
wizards, and it's wrong.

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Mortals and wizards, put
aside your differences

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and join me to
destroy this one giant

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wizard, for you see, all
wizards have one weakness, me.

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Something's not quite right.

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Perfect.

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And so begins the
grand battle of our age,

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a giant wizard against a
mortal giant wooden man.

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Propecia is saved.

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All thanks to Tigtone's
terrifying presence.

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And no thanks to Mathis.

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At least this day
I have finally made

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a true friend in you, Helpy.

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Please, Mathis, call
me by my real name.

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It's... Tigtone.

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Quickly, fellow wizards, reclaim

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your magic from
the giant's corpse

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through the ritual of nuzzling.

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Nuzzle like you really mean it.

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Here, Helpy, regenerate.

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I'm OK.

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Come, Tigtone, won't
you nuzzled with us

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and regain your wizardly powers?

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No, Crackers, I
don't believe I will.

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But why not?

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Because... I love wizard hunt.

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Woo, that's one for the books.

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My books.

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Chirp.