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Lead Lady Centaur: Our
1,000-year wait is nearly over.

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Today, and today only,
the Fertile Centaur shall emerge

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from scenic Fertility Lake
to breed with us all!

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Oh, no.

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"Apologies,
had to follow my heart.

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I am sure you'll be fine.

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Signed, Fertile Centaur."

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We are doomed to extinction!

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♪♪

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You found my seeds.

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Thank you, Tigtone.

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The reward is gold,
and here it is.

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Happy to help, right, Tigtone?

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More quests!
Keep them coming!

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Huh?

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Huh? Tigtone?

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Tigtone!

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Is it another quest, Tigtone?

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A quest, a quest, we only get
to start this one.

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It's a quest.

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The 99 centaurs!

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Did you hear that, Helpy?
A quest!

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Here are the details.

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Rescue a fertile centaur...

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Ah.
...before the sun sets.

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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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Save species
from extinction... Whoo-hoo-hoo.

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...with my Helpy.
Ah!

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This quest has
all of these things.

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Ya-ha-ha-ha!

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Lead Lady Centaur: You don't
have to rescue him.

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Just find him
and escort him back.

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♪♪

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An escort quest?

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Ah, the worst kind of quest.

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Helpy, let's escort ourselves
to a real quest.

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But, Tigtone, you can't spell
"escort quest" without "quest."

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All right, 99 centaurs.

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We'll do it.

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Return the Fertile Centaur
by the time

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this shadow dial reaches zero...

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or we will all die!

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Escort quest,
the worst kind of quest.

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"So, Tigtone,
is the world at stake?"

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"I don't know.
I'm on an escort quest!"

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"Ah, what a waste
of your time."

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So are you!

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Tigtone, it looks like
he's been here.

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And here.

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He's been
all over the place here.

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Pregnant.

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Pregnant.

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Pregnant.
Uck.

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Oh. Huh?

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Oh. Ooh.

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You must be the Fertile Centaur.

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The one and only, my loves.

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Oh, yes, tie me up.

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No!

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Oh, shot down
by the mighty Tigtone.

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We're taking you back
to scenic Centaur Grove

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whether I don't like it or not.

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No, thank you.

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Centaur sex is just so boring.

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My heart 'twas into it
no longer.

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I had to get out there,
sow some wild oats,

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eat some wild oats.

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Sometimes, they are even
the same oats.

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Everyone be quiet so I can get
this over with in peace.

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Bye, my loves.

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Enjoy your babies.

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♪♪

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Aah!
Aah! Aah!

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Do not listen to them,
my darling.

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Can I fly with you?

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The centaur's daughter?

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No way!
Freak!

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My darling.

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Oh, my darling.

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Oh.

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♪♪

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Wow.

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Isn't it an honor
to be saving the centaurs?

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Honor is the look

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a mummy gives me
as I cut its throat

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or the sound of my fist
ending an evil lord's bloodline,

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not this!

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I'm allergic to pollen.

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We have to go around.

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Hmm.

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Helpy:
Oh, no, Dart Canyon.

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It's like he wants
to go extinct.

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What are you doing?!

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Everyone knows the berries
of Dart Canyon are poisonous.

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I'm allergic to poison.

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Oh, now I'm hungry again.

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Here is my last roast chicken.

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Try not to get it pregnant.

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Whether it's a Fertile Centaur
or a lost baby-bear prince,

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all escort quests
are the same... hated by me!

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Yeah!

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Some lava for the father.

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Lava monsters cannot
get pregnant!

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It doesn't hurt to try.

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Yes, it does!

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Whoa. Whoa. Whoa!

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Help me.
Help me, my loves!

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Help!
Tigtone, help!

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Whoa!
Tigtone!

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Why is he so light?!

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♪♪

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Oh, what now?!

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I'm sinking to death,

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but the mud
feels so good on my skin.

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Then there's only one word
to describe the frustration

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I'm feeling... aah!

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This is your fault, Helpy.

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If it is anyone'sfault,
it is yours.

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It doesn't matter
who's at fault.

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The point is, I've had enough.

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Great.

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I'll just stay here
and fulfill your responsibility.

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♪♪

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Aah!
Help me!

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Finally, a quest
worth killing for!

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Help me!

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"Help"?

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Where have I heard
that word "help" before?

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Hi.
My name is Helpy.

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Hello.
How are you?

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I'm Helpy.

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Good morning, Tigtone.
Nice to meet you.

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How can I help?

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A-ha!
That's right!

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Go ahead, Tigtone.

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I understand.
Aah!

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♪♪

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Tigtone?

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I have realized something.

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I follow my heart
through every quest,

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and so every quest
isan escort quest

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because my heart escorts me.

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♪♪

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What I have just witnessed
has truly moved me.

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I know now what I must do.

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Escort me, Tigtone.

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Escort me to my responsibility,
Tigtone.

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♪♪

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Be gone, bee.

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Aah!

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After a lifetime of searching,

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I've found you.

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Prepare to die, Father!

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Ah!

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I'm allergic...

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allergic to beestings!

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You made me a hideous freak!

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You area freak...

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a freak of love,
unique, beautiful,

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and I love you
from the tips of your wings

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to the bottoms of your hooves.

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No!

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I wasted my one sting
on pointless vengeance!

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Forgive me!

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Oh, no!
We failed!

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What will we do now, Tigtone?

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Ah, what are you doing?

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Following my heart!

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If the Fertile Centaur
doesn't arrive

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before the Staff of Time
breaks...

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we are doomed!

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I have returned your precious
Fertile Centaur.

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♪♪

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No, you have not.

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That is not him!

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Okay.
He'll do.

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Quickly, we must get
to the magical lake

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and procreate
before the eclipse ends.

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♪♪

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As the 99 centaurs
enter the fertile lake,

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its magical waters
wash over them

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as their vital life essence
mixes with that of the horse.

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What a magnificent sight,

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and as they slowly
dissolve to death,

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we wait for the next generation to be born.

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♪♪

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The newborn centaurs emerge.

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Oh, no.

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Thank you for saving
our species.

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Ah, the circle of life!

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We have made hideous freaks,
Tigtone!

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No, you have made
freaks of love!

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Why did we take
this awful escort quest?

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I have to get out of here.

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No, Helpy.

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Let us stay a while

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and bask
in the majesty of nature.

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Ugh.

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Ooh! Oh!

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Oh!

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Whoo! Ah!

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So good.

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♪♪

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We are the same size.