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KingQueen...
it took a lifetime,

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but we've
found your weapon thief.

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Huh?

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Bard Sword,
tell them everything.

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Aah!

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Bard Sword, you better
start singing.

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♪ A singer is a bard

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♪ A sword is a sword

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♪ 'Tis how I got my name

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♪ The Bard Sword

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♪♪

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♪ Forced to perform

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♪ Forever bored

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♪ And wishing to be
a killing sword ♪

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♪♪

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♪ I want to taste
blood and flesh ♪

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♪ That is the way
of the blade ♪

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♪ Blood and flesh,
slaughter them all ♪

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♪ That is the way
of the blade ♪

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No, no, no.
This is not a nice song.

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Your songs should not
be excessively bloody or gory.

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It makes me sick and afraid.

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♪ My murder lust was
a lust I shared ♪

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♪ With my young swordbearer

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♪ The disturbed young Decker

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Oh, how I wish to be a blade
for death and not for song.

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I'd rather kill with a sword
than bear one.

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Ah.

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♪ Young Decker and I,
happy as can be ♪

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♪ Snuck out that night
on a killing spree ♪

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Ha ha!

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Yes.

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Die.

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Ha ha!

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Ah! Ah!

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I want more excessively
bloody or gory.

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Me too.

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Oh, what if we made you a big
body out of all the weapons?

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That is...

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a marvelous idea!

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♪ We stole
our victims' weaponry ♪

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♪ To make a giant weapon
body for me ♪

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Swordteener,
I need weapon upgrade!

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Swordteener?

45
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Swordteener!

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All your swords
have been stolen!

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Someone has been robbing
the dead of their weapons.

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Tigtone, you must find
the missing weapons.

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Helpy, our thief appears
to be someone

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with very small red feet.

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♪ Tigtone and Helpy
on an adventure ♪

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♪ Their expert tracking skills
led them directly to us ♪

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Bard Sword:
Oh, yes. Yes.

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The weapon thief
is just a child.

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Then this is going to be easy.

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Remember, Tigtone, it is wrong
to fight children.

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Enh.

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Tigtone, I figured it out.

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In order to fight a child,
you must become a child.

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No.
No, Helpy, I can't do that.

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Tigtone?

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I can't be a child, not again.

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Why not, Tigtone?

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I've never told anyone
this before, but here I go.

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♪ Tigtone had never shared
his feelings before ♪

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♪ It was dear and sincere
and beautiful to hear ♪

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Tigtone, that is the most dear

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and sincere thing
you've ever shared with me.

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This changes everything.

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Yes, Helpy.

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I think now I am finally ready

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to become a child again.

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Then let us go get some
universal transformation potion.

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♪ And then they went

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♪ For universal
transformation potions ♪

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♪ See the alchemist
in his chemist tree ♪

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With this universal
transformation potion,

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you can do just what it's
called, but let me explain.

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You can transform into anything:
a chair or a shelf.

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You could turn into me
or pottery,

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but use it more wisely
than my suggestion choices.

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Well, here you are, Tigtone.

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Ah.

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♪ Tigtone drank
the potion down ♪

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♪ Then he became Tigtone

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Tigtone!

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All right. Let's go.

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I got a sword.

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Yes. Yes, you do.

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I'm a big, strong hero.

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Yes.
Okay, off we go.

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Ha!

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Tigtone, come back.

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♪ My giant weapon body

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♪ My giant weapon body

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♪ My giant weapon body

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♪ My giant weapon body

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Heh heh!

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Let's go try it out.

100
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No, young Decker.

101
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I still need another sword
to complete my arm.

102
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Then Propecia and KingQueen
will bleed before me.

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Tigtone, we have to go.

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You have to look for me.

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Say, "Where is Tigtone?"

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Where's Tigtone?
I can't find him.

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Hmm, I wonder
if he's under here.

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Heyah!

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I win.

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That's enough.

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What have I done?

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I hate you, Helpy.

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You're not my real father
or mother.

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♪ I care not for mortal drama

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♪ So I have nothing to say

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♪ About what just happened

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I'm sorry I hit you, Tigtone.

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And I'm sorry
I chopped your feet off.

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My feet can regenerate
on their own,

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but you, Kid Tigtone,
have regenerated my heart.

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Helpy, can I still play hero?

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Only if I can still
play sidekick.

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You, there.
Give me your sword!

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And I want you to have it
for your death!

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That's my Tigtone.

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- Aaah!
- Aaah!

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♪ I know young Decker
was brave ♪

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♪ But he was no match
for Tigtone at any age ♪

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You tripped me!

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That's cheating.

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Nuh-unh.

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Bard Sword just needed
one more sword

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to complete his weapon body.

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What is a bard sword?

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An evil sword that sings.

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He's going to kill everyone
with his giant weapon body.

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Why not just call him
a singing sword?

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This isn't fun anymore.
I'm going home.

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Now what are we going to do?

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You became a child
to fight a child,

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but the real enemy is a sword.

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Remember, Tigtone, you have
some transformation potion with.

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That's right!

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Bard Sword, it's me, Decker.
I'm back.

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Young Decker,
you look different.

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If I look so different,
how would I know you needed

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one more sword to complete
your weapon body, huh?

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♪ I never paid attention

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♪ to what people look like

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♪ And at the time, the story
seemed to check out ♪

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Very well.

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Ha ha ha!

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I am complete!

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Wait.

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Something about
this feels... unnatural!

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Ha ha!

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Is this quite the twist
in the arm?

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Draw!

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Gah!

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♪ Tigtone's sheer
willpower energy ♪

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♪ Blew up my giant
weapon body ♪

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No.

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Helpy, help us two.

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Let's finish this.

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Very well.

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- Aah!
- Aah!

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Ah!

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♪ Tigtone had the upper hand

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♪ But then I had
the upper hand ♪

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- Helpy!
- Prepare to die, Tigtone.

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Help me.

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Tigtone!

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This feels like... closure.

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Now give me some more universal
transformation potion,

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so I can return
to my formful glory.

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It's all gone.

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Oh!

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No!

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They finally got me, Tigtone.

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No more illegal potions
for anyone.

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Wait, there's still
a few drops left.

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I'm willing to see
what that gets me.

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I am Tigtone!

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♪ So Tigtone stayed
a Tigtone child ♪

185
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♪ Helpy raised him
into a Tigtone man ♪

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Tigtone!

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♪ He found young Decker

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♪ Who was now just a man

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♪ He killed him

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♪ Then there was
a happy wedding ♪

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Tigtone:
What the hell?

192
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Oh.

193
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That never happened.

194
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Oh, I added that part.

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All good ballads should end
with a happy wedding.

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Who said this was a good ballad?

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Ah!

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Ah! Aaaaaaaah!

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That ballad did not
make any sense.

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But I love the happy
wedding part.

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So beautiful.