Lord!
Festuuuussss!
Slave troll, get me my sword!
♪♪
Lord festus, the sadist of camphor!
Ha ha, I think I'm gone learn ya real good!
'bout me being the most credible dang threat you ever did see!
Those are big words coming from a big head.
But I'll show you what a real credible threat looks like,
When we are face to face!
It looks like me!
♪♪
Tigtone: ♪ we ready for ♪
♪ me him do war ♪
Tigtone: ♪ battle called ♪
♪ death wants us home ♪
Partner up!
♪ weapons prepared ♪
♪ weapons bared ♪
♪ many will die, or so we hope ♪
♪♪
♪ charge we must ♪
♪ charge with might ♪
♪ for that is how ♪
♪ to start a fight ♪
This gon' be the sadist night of my life.
♪♪
Huh?
♪♪
Aah!
Festus, you half-naked coward!
you mean half-naked,
Credible threat!
Allow me to "innerduce" my half-troll, half-me son,
Festroll!
This is the end of the line... your blood line!
♪♪
Get in there, hit 'im!
♪♪
Tigtone, I think festroll wants a snack.
Snack?
Yes, how about a little helpy!
♪♪
Congratulations!
It's a helpy! Gross!
You killed my only one!
After all these years of us fighting,
It's finally personal.
You brought a sword?
To a fist fight?
Yer right, tigtone.
Here, hold this. Aah!
Let's do this the ol' fashion way.
With honor... And dignity.
♪♪
That wasn't so hard, now, was it?
Why, tigtone?
All I've ever done to you, I've done to you!
Please, have mercy on me.
You are no credible threat...
Oh, you are a bad credible threat.
No!
You shoulda kilt me every time ya had the chance, tigtone!
Not so back, festus.
What'n the hell'er you doin' alive?!
♪♪
Don't come no closer...
...Or the troll gets it.
Do what he says!
He's crazy.
Aah! Two can play that fun game!
Don't worry about me, tigtone!
Take the shot!
♪♪
Aw, dang! Called my bluff!
Aah!
Good use of me again, tigtone!
♪♪
Show yourself!
Okee-dokee!
Too many o' me, and one o' you!
- Hoo! - Aah!
Don't listen to him, listen to me!
Aah!
Look't how confused you are, tigtone!
♪♪
I just love slowly pullin' sharp things outta me,
Don't you?
Mmm.
♪♪
Well played.
Time to wash this down with a refreshing vial
Of healing potion!
Ooh! Gimme that stuff!
♪♪
The potion is mine!
Not so fast!
I got it!
♪♪
Helpy know they drown.
♪♪
Whoa!
Yes! Get it, tigtone!
Crawl towards it!
We could both really use some a' this here healing potion, huh?
But why ruin perfectly good pain?
no.
Tigtone, wake up!
Wake up!
Tigtone is dead!
I can't contain myself!
I gotta celebrate!
Gimme my sword!
no.
♪♪
Tigtone?!
That's the first thing you've said all day.
♪♪
I never had no reason to kill you before, tigtone...
But I do now!
Finally...
...A credible threat.
♪♪
Aah!
♪♪
♪ the magic inside you ♪
♪ deep down inside, you know ♪
♪ you knew it all along ♪
♪ and when the time came to ♪
♪ fight right against wrong, you stayed strong ♪
♪ and used the magic inside you ♪
I'm getting to old for this sh...