Lord!
Festuuuussss!
Slave troll, get me my sword!
♪♪
[ Cackles ]
♪♪
[ Helpy grunting ]
♪♪
[ Horse neighs ]
[ Helpy screeches ]
Lord Festus, the sadist of Camphor!
Ha ha, I think I'm gone learn ya real good!
'Bout me being the most credible dang threat you ever did see!
Those are big words coming from a big head.
But I'll show you what a real credible threat looks like,
when we are face to face!
It looks like me!
♪♪
Tigtone: ♪ We ready for ♪
♪ Me him do war ♪
[ Laughs evilly ]
Tigtone: ♪ Battle called ♪
♪ Death wants us home ♪
Partner up!
♪ Weapons prepared ♪
♪ Weapons bared ♪
♪ Many will die, or so we hope ♪
♪♪
♪ Charge we must ♪
♪ Charge with might ♪
[ Tigtone and Helpy screaming in slow-motion ]
♪ For that is how ♪
♪ To start a fight ♪
[ Screams ]
[ Battle cries ]
This gon' be the sadist night of my life.
[ Battle cries ]
♪♪
Huh?
♪♪
[ Screams ]
[ Battle cries ]
♪♪
Aah!
[ Panting ]
[ Muffled grunting, blows landing ]
[ Grunting stops ]
Festus, you half-naked coward!
[ Laughs ] You mean half-naked,
credible threat!
Allow me to "innerduce" my half-troll, half-me son,
Festroll!
[ Growls ]
This is the end of the line -- your blood line!
[ Growls ]
♪♪
Get in there, hit 'im!
♪♪
[ Growls ] [ Cackles ]
Tigtone, I think Festroll wants a snack.
Snack?
Yes, how about a little Helpy!
[ Helpy laughing ]
♪♪
[ Swallows, belches ]
[ Stomach gurgling ]
♪♪
[ Screaming ]
Congratulations!
It's a Helpy! Gross!
You killed my only one!
[ Cackles ]
After all these years of us fighting,
it's finally personal.
You brought a sword?
To a fist fight?
Yer right, Tigtone.
Here, hold this. Aah!
Let's do this the ol' fashion way.
With honor... and dignity.
[ Both grunting ]
♪♪
[ Both screaming ]
♪♪
[ Panting ]
That wasn't so hard, now, was it?
Why, Tigtone?
All I've ever done to you, I've done to you!
Please, have mercy on me.
You are no credible threat --
Oh, you are a bad credible threat.
[ Laughs ]
No!
[ Cackles ]
You shoulda kilt me every time ya had the chance, Tigtone!
[ Laughs ]
Not so back, Festus.
What'n the hell'er you doin' alive?!
[ Helpy grunting ]
♪♪
Don't come no closer... [Stammering]
...or the troll gets it.
Do what he says!
He's crazy.
Aah! Two can play that fun game!
Don't worry about me, Tigtone!
Take the shot!
♪♪
[ Chokes ]
Aw, dang! Called my bluff!
Aah!
Good use of me again, Tigtone!
♪♪
[ Gasps ] [ Cackles evilly ]
Show yourself!
Okee-dokee!
Too many o' me, and one o' you!
[ Laughs evilly ]
-Hoo! -Aah!
Don't listen to him, listen to me!
Aah!
Look't how confused you are, Tigtone!
♪♪
[ Animalistic growl ]
[ Both yelling ]
♪♪
I just love slowly pullin' sharp things outta me,
don't you?
Mmm.
♪♪
Well played.
Time to wash this down with a refreshing vial
of healing potion!
Ooh! Gimme that stuff!
[ Screaming ]
[ Scream fading ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Cackling ]
♪♪
The potion is mine!
Not so fast!
[ Both screaming ]
I got it!
[ Screams ]
[ Both screaming ]
[ Shuddering ]
[ Breathing heavily ]
[ Thunder crashing ]
♪♪
Helpy know they drown.
♪♪
Whoa!
[ Both panting ]
Yes! Get it, Tigtone!
Crawl towards it!
We could both really use some a' this here healing potion, huh?
But why ruin perfectly good pain?
[ Cackling ] No.
Tigtone, wake up!
Wake up!
Tigtone is dead!
I can't contain myself!
I gotta celebrate!
Gimme my sword!
[ Cackling ]
[ Crying ] No.
[ Crash ]
[ Continues cackling ]
♪♪
[ Growls ] [ Gasps ]
Tigtone?!
That's the first thing you've said all day.
[ Gasps ]
[ Both screaming ]
♪♪
[ Smashing ]
♪♪
[ Festus laughs ]
♪♪
[ Both screaming ]
[ Explosion ]
♪♪
I never had no reason to kill you before, Tigtone --
but I do now!
Finally... [Panting]
...a credible threat.
♪♪
[ Grunting weakly ]
♪♪
[ Thud ]
Aah!
[ Groans ]
[ Straining weakly ]
♪♪
♪ The magic inside you ♪
♪ Deep down inside, you know ♪
♪ You knew it all along ♪
♪ And when the time came to ♪
♪ Fight right against wrong, you stayed strong ♪
♪ And used the magic inside you ♪
[ Laughs ]
[ Both grunting ]
I'm getting to old for this sh--