[MUSIC PLAYING]
The [INAUDIBLE].
Yes, it's a nasty ice melting, Tone.
Unfreeze the frozen library of Levoquin by lighting all four
of hose wall scones at the same time.
Helpy, be on fire.
[SCREAM]
Sh, this is a library.
Scream quiet.
The library is saved, so you get a reward.
It's this one.
The Ancient Wizard Handbook.
But know this, if you read the magic words out loud,
you will--
[INAUDIBLE].
Become a wizard.
Magic courses to through my veins.
Flash hands.
Come, Helpy.
Let's go test my new magic powers.
Bee raid.
Switch legs with head.
Prepare temperature.
I am full of such a [INAUDIBLE] for joy,
I don't even know what day it is.
Today as the day you graduate from Wizard School.
You're no longer kidzards, which is what I call kid wizards.
It's kind of fun.
But before you get your hats, I have
to tell you the awful truth.
You see those three of the six moons aligning up there
and all those mortals sharpening weapons?
Well, the thing about that is--
Oh, yes, wizard hunt.
The one day of the year we mortals
may hunt wizards for fun.
But for me only a tearful reminder
of our beloved long dead wizard Amothedius.
Mathis?
Yes, my King Queen.
Open our locket so that we may gaze upon him.
Oh.
Silence.
The moons are about to align, three of six, that is.
That's right, the lunar alignment
sucks all the magic right out of this world
and sort of robs us of our powers.
OK, here we go.
Should we count it down?
Anyone?
No?
OK, then, let's just let it happen without the countdown
then.
Helpy, ribs go on the inside.
My regeneration power, it's gone.
Allow me.
Regenerate.
Why would my wizard magic suddenly disappear?
Wizard hunt.
Wizard hunt, the holiday I'm best at.
Kill the wizards.
Oh, no.
I'm a wizard.
Unwieldy beard.
I do so miss Amothedius.
I miss him too.
You don't see me having emotions about it.
Oh, if only there were a way to redirect the magic energy
with this focusing staff and use it
to restore Amothedius to life.
I've just come up with a marvelous plan
to get Amothedius back.
Mathis?
Yes, my liegeses.
Shut up.
Do what the King just said.
Wizard hunt.
Oh, downs, it's the wizard ender Tigtone.
My name is Crackers.
Crackers the wizard, and you can imagine how terrifying
it is to have you here Tigtone.
I mean you no murder.
I too am hunted.
Oh, that's great.
Hey, zons, there's something weird about the way
the moons are glowing.
Like someone's redirecting the magic energy.
Two or more can play at this game of using
a staff to change things.
Command-Or Mathis, I have come to reclaim
that magic for all wizards.
I can't let you, Tigtone.
I need some of that magic to resurrect Amothedius,
and I'm doing a good job of it.
You've never done a good job of anything.
Yes.
One big wizard with all the magic is better.
What have you done?
That's too much magic.
He will protect us with his giant wisdom.
[INAUDIBLE]
Take that, mortals.
I must share the good news with my breaded brethren.
Come, Helpy.
I can't, Tigtone.
Please listen to me.
I've helped you on many quests, but now I have only one quest
left, I'm going to die.
Take this to remember you by.
Please, please, just stay with me.
So this is how it ends, abandoned, alone.
I too know the pain of wounds both inner and outer.
I can see by your scars that you
have faced many fearsome foes.
Especially the most fearsome foe of all, myself.
Fear not, neglected one, I shall take you
back to the castle where you can spend
your last moments with that stranger we call dignity.
Amothedius, alive, and there's so much more of him to love.
We're going to need a bigger market.
King Queen, I'm back.
Mathis, we blame you for this mess.
Go sit down.
No, in the corner on the ground.
Wizards, see this.
I have brought us a champion.
Mouth lightning is my favorite.
Oh, no.
He cast goat throw.
All stop and look at Tigtone.
Wizard hunt.
Do you hear those words?
Wizard hunt.
I didn't understand them when I said wizard hunt.
I didn't understand them when I hunted wizards.
It was only today when I was a wizard
and I was hunted that I truly understood.
Wizard hunt is hunting wizards, and it's wrong.
Mortals and wizards, put aside your differences
and join me to destroy this one giant
wizard, for you see, all wizards have one weakness, me.
Something's not quite right.
Perfect.
And so begins the grand battle of our age,
a giant wizard against a mortal giant wooden man.
[INAUDIBLE]
Propecia is saved.
All thanks to Tigtone's terrifying presence.
And no thanks to Mathis.
At least this day I have finally made
a true friend in you, Helpy.
Please, Mathis, call me by my real name.
It's-- Tigtone.
Quickly, fellow wizards, reclaim
your magic from the giant's corpse
through the ritual of nuzzling.
Nuzzle like you really mean it.
Here, Helpy, regenerate.
I'm OK.
Come, Tigtone, won't you nuzzled with us
and regain your wizardly powers?
No, Crackers, I don't believe I will.
But why not?
Because-- I love wizard hunt.
Woo, that's one for the books.
My books.
Chirp.