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KingQueen...
it took a lifetime,

2
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but we've
found your weapon thief.

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[ Gasps ]Huh?

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Bard Sword,
tell them everything.

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Aah!

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Bard Sword, you better
start singing.

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♪ A singer is a bard

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♪ A sword is a sword

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♪ 'Tis how I got my name

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♪ The Bard Sword

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♪♪

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♪ Forced to perform

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♪ Forever bored

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♪ And wishing to be
a killing sword ♪

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♪♪

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♪ I want to taste
blood and flesh ♪

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♪ That is the way
of the blade ♪

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♪ Blood and flesh,
slaughter them all ♪

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♪ That is the way
of the blade ♪

20
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No, no, no.
This is not a nice song.

21
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Your songs should not
be excessively bloody or gory.

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It makes me
sick and afraid.

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♪ My murder lust was
a lust I shared ♪

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♪ With my young swordbearer

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♪ The disturbed young Decker

26
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Oh, how I wish to be a blade
for death and not for song.

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I'd rather kill with a sword
than bear one.

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Ah.

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♪ Young Decker and I,
happy as can be ♪

30
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♪ Snuck out that night
on a killing spree ♪

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Ha ha!

32
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[ Squeals ] Yes.

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Die.

34
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Ha ha!

35
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Ah! Ah!

36
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I want more excessively
bloody or gory.

37
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Me too.

38
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Oh, what if we made you a big
body out of all the weapons?

39
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That is...

40
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a marvelous idea!

41
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[ Both laughing ]

42
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♪ We stole
our victims' weaponry ♪

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♪ To make a giant weapon
body for me ♪

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[ Both laughing ]

45
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Swordteener,
I need weapon upgrade!

46
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Swordteener?

47
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Swordteener!

48
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All your swords
have been stolen!

49
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Someone has been robbing
the dead of their weapons.

50
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Tigtone, you must find
the missing weapons.

51
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Helpy, our thief appears
to be someone

52
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with very small red feet.

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♪ Tigtone and Helpy
on an adventure ♪

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♪ Their expert tracking skills
led them directly to us ♪

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Bard Sword:
Oh, yes. Yes.

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The weapon thief
is just a child.

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[ Laughs ]
Then this is going to be easy.

58
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Remember, Tigtone, it is wrong
to fight children.

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Enh.

60
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Tigtone,
I figured it out.

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In order to fight a child,
you must become a child.

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No.
No, Helpy, I can't do that.

63
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Tigtone?

64
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I can't be a child,
not again.

65
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Why not, Tigtone?

66
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I've never told anyone
this before, but here I go.

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♪ Tigtone had never shared
his feelings before ♪

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♪ It was dear and sincere
and beautiful to hear ♪

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Tigtone,
that is the most dear

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and sincere thing
you've ever shared with me.

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This changes everything.

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Yes, Helpy.

73
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I think now
I am finally ready

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to become
a child again.

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Then let us go get some
universal transformation potion.

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♪ And then they went

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♪ For universal
transformation potions ♪

78
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♪ See the alchemist
in his chemist tree ♪

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With this universal
transformation potion,

80
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you can do just what it's
called, but let me explain.

81
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You can transform into anything:
a chair or a shelf.

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You could turn into me
or pottery,

83
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but use it more wisely
than my suggestion choices.

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Well, here you are,
Tigtone.

85
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Ah.

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♪ Tigtone drank
the potion down ♪

87
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♪ Then he became Tigtone

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Tigtone!

89
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All right. Let's go.
[ Gasps ]

90
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I got a sword.

91
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Yes. Yes, you do.

92
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I'm a big, strong hero.

93
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Yes.
Okay, off we go.

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Ha!

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Tigtone, come back.

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♪ My giant weapon body

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♪ My giant weapon body

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♪ My giant weapon body

99
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♪ My giant weapon body

100
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Heh heh!

101
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Let's go try it out.

102
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No, young Decker.

103
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I still need another sword
to complete my arm.

104
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Then Propecia and KingQueen
will bleed before me.

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[ Laughs menacingly ]

106
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Tigtone, we have to go.

107
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You have to look for me.

108
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Say, "Where is Tigtone?"

109
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[ Groans ] Where's Tigtone?
I can't find him.

110
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Hmm, I wonder
if he's under here.

111
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Heyah!

112
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I win. [ Laughs ]

113
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That's enough.

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[ Gasps ]

115
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[ Sobs ]

116
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What have I done?

117
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I hate you, Helpy.

118
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You're not my real father
or mother.

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[ Sobbing ]

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♪ I care not for mortal drama

121
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♪ So I have nothing to say

122
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♪ About what just happened

123
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I'm sorry I hit you,
Tigtone.

124
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And I'm sorry
I chopped your feet off.

125
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My feet can regenerate
on their own,

126
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but you, Kid Tigtone,
have regenerated my heart.

127
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Helpy, can I still
play hero?

128
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Only if I can still
play sidekick.

129
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You, there.
Give me your sword!

130
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And I want you to have it
for your death!

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That's my Tigtone.

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-Aaah!
-Aaah!

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♪ I know young Decker
was brave ♪

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♪ But he was no match
for Tigtone at any age ♪

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[ Crying ]

136
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You tripped me!

137
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That's cheating.

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Nuh-unh.

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Bard Sword just needed
one more sword

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to complete
his weapon body.

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What is a bard sword?

142
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An evil sword
that sings.

143
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He's going to kill everyone
with his giant weapon body.

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[ Gasps ]

145
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Why not just call him
a singing sword?

146
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This isn't fun anymore.
I'm going home.

147
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Now what are
we going to do?

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You became a child
to fight a child,

149
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but the real enemy
is a sword.

150
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Remember, Tigtone, you have
some transformation potion with.

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That's right!

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Bard Sword, it's me, Decker.
I'm back.

153
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Young Decker,
you look different.

154
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If I look so different,
how would I know you needed

155
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one more sword to complete
your weapon body, huh?

156
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♪ I never paid attention

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♪ to what people look like

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♪ And at the time, the story
seemed to check out ♪

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Very well.

160
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Ha ha ha!

161
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I am complete!

162
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Wait.

163
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Something about
this feels...unnatural!

164
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Ha ha!

165
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Is this quite the twist
in the arm?

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Draw!

167
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Gah!

168
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♪ Tigtone's sheer
willpower energy ♪

169
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♪ Blew up my giant
weapon body ♪

170
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No.

171
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Helpy, help us two.

172
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Let's finish this.

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Very well.

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-Aah!
-Aah!

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Ah!

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[ Grunting ]

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♪ Tigtone had the upper hand

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♪ But then I had
the upper hand ♪

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[ Growling, laughing ]

180
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-Helpy!
-Prepare to die, Tigtone.

181
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Help me.

182
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[ Laughing ]

183
00:09:06,256 --> 00:09:08,776
[ Grunting ]

184
00:09:08,810 --> 00:09:12,089
Tigtone!

185
00:09:14,091 --> 00:09:17,681
This feels like...closure.

186
00:09:19,821 --> 00:09:23,618
Now give me some more universal
transformation potion,

187
00:09:23,653 --> 00:09:27,898
so I can return
to my formful glory.

188
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It's all gone.

189
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Oh!

190
00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:33,179
No!

191
00:09:33,214 --> 00:09:35,354
They finally got me,
Tigtone.

192
00:09:35,388 --> 00:09:39,738
No more illegal potions
for anyone.

193
00:09:39,772 --> 00:09:42,464
Wait, there's still
a few drops left.

194
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I'm willing to see
what that gets me.

195
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[ Crackling ]

196
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I am Tigtone!

197
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♪ So Tigtone stayed
a Tigtone child ♪

198
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♪ Helpy raised him
into a Tigtone man ♪

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Tigtone!

200
00:10:00,206 --> 00:10:01,932
♪ He found young Decker

201
00:10:01,967 --> 00:10:03,278
♪ Who was now just a man

202
00:10:03,313 --> 00:10:04,452
♪ He killed him

203
00:10:04,486 --> 00:10:09,043
♪ Then there was
a happy wedding ♪

204
00:10:09,077 --> 00:10:12,633
Tigtone:
What the hell?

205
00:10:13,979 --> 00:10:15,774
Oh.

206
00:10:15,808 --> 00:10:17,016
That never happened.

207
00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:19,053
Oh, I added that part.

208
00:10:19,087 --> 00:10:23,782
All good ballads should end
with a happy wedding.

209
00:10:23,816 --> 00:10:27,682
Who said this
was a good ballad?

210
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Ah!

211
00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:33,067
Ah! Aaaaaaaah!

212
00:10:33,101 --> 00:10:36,415
[ Screaming continues ]

213
00:10:47,875 --> 00:10:48,910
[ Screaming continues ]

214
00:10:48,945 --> 00:10:51,672
[ Both laugh ]

215
00:10:51,706 --> 00:10:55,158
That ballad did not
make any sense.

216
00:10:55,192 --> 00:10:58,230
But I love the happy
wedding part.

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[ Sniffles ]
So beautiful.

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00:11:01,233 --> 00:11:03,269
[ Screaming continues ]