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‎NETFLIX 剧集

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‎深夜电视节目

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‎黑暗中的影像和声音

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‎在我们脑海中挥之不去

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‎一部电子型珍奇柜

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‎模糊了内在世界与外在世界的界线

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‎真我与外界对我们的期望

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‎只要拨打一组免费热线号码
‎即可造就“完美”

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‎而这部电子型珍奇柜

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‎是由便宜塑料和号码
‎组成的神奇遥控器操控

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‎放在手掌中大小刚刚好
‎一旦拿起来就放不下

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‎今天要讲的故事叫《外在》

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‎导演是安娜·莉莉·阿米普尔

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‎剧名：外在

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‎（改编自
‎艾米丽·卡罗尔的短篇小说）

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‎圣诞快乐！

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‎我爱吃牛胸脯肉
‎那是一块肥美多汁的牛扒

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‎适合拿来烧烤

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‎要么腌制
‎要么抹上圣塔玛丽亚烤肉料…

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‎…在65岁或以上的女性中相当常见

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‎症状包括胃口改变、手震颤
‎口干舌燥、容易口渴、尿频

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‎性欲减退也是常见…

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‎你敢去探索自己的命运吗？
‎马上拨打1 900 860 1111

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‎名作家兼数字命理学家珍·辛普森

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‎将为您揭露塔罗牌的奥秘

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‎我们的心灵有无限的力量

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‎你就是那个在适当的时间
‎做适当的事情的适当人选

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‎马上拨打热线号码

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‎从星盘中看爱情

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‎拨打热线才能揭晓结果
‎马上拨打1 900 860 1111

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‎有没有看到任何人影？

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‎这里是格伦埃林警局
‎我是查普曼警官

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‎基斯 又听到那阵怪声了

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‎史黛西 你怎么还没睡？

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‎万一真有人潜进屋里呢？

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‎没人潜进屋里

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‎你能安慰我一下吗？

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‎房子晚上发出怪声是正常的

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‎毕竟是老房子

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‎试问你每次听到怪声时

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‎家里出现过陌生人的影子吗？

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‎从来没有过

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‎从来没有过

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‎好吧

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‎快去睡吧 亲爱的 好吗？

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‎明早见

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‎万一这次真有人潜进来呢？万一…

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‎我想不通

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‎抽脂手术花了两万五千块
‎她居然还在吃甜甜圈

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‎大姐 想要变美 就要付出代价

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‎你知道她丈夫搞上了
‎那个叫南茜的女人吧？

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‎他进来时老盯着我的胸部

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‎会搞外遇也不出奇

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‎哪个南茜？

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‎你知道是谁的
‎就是那个顶着假臀的骚浪贱

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‎真可怜

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‎-她每天都服用赞安诺
‎-那是一定的

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‎她连眼睛都睁不开了
‎那还不是最糟糕的事

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‎他老公竟然为了
‎一个在游轮上认识的少女而抛弃她

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‎天啊 真是个渣男！

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‎-第三者是按摩师
‎-对啊 你能想象那是什么感觉吗？

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‎等彼得离开我时

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‎我就阉了他

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‎我会把房子和他半数退休金占为己有

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‎到时他只能吃冷冻食品
‎还要靠服用壮阳药

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‎来维持他和新女伴的性生活

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‎-嗨 各位同事
‎-嗨 卡西迪！

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‎-嗨 卡西迪
‎-嗨 卡西迪

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‎嗨

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‎看见了吗？

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‎她老盯着我的胸部看

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‎她搞不好是个女同性恋

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‎-无所谓 谁叫我的胸部好看呢
‎-可不是吗？

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‎-确实好看 今天特好看
‎-生气勃勃

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‎可不是吗？对了

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‎我去了詹森夫妇办的派对
‎山姆竟然来跟我搭讪

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‎不会吧？

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‎当时他喝了几杯马天尼

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‎他还拉下拉链 让我看他老二

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‎不会吧？

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‎真的

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‎史黛西

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‎嗨

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‎我以为你已经回去了

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‎这事总不能忘记吧

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‎抽吧 这是最后一个签

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‎最后一个签？

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‎我们玩“神秘圣诞老人”

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‎吉娜明天的派对？最后一个签是你的

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‎哦

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‎这个签是你的 史黛西

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‎是我的？

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‎好吧

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‎那就来吧

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‎好了 派对上见

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‎别忙得太晚 知道吗？

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‎知道了

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‎派对上见

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‎（吉娜）

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‎-我回来了 亲爱的
‎-嗨

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‎猜谁获邀参加
‎吉娜·卡波夫的神秘圣诞老人派对？

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‎吉娜？

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‎那个养了一头疯狗的吉娜吗？

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‎是啊

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‎但她可是鼎鼎大名的吉娜·卡波夫

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‎我还以为你讨厌那几个女同事

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‎讨厌？说什么呢？

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‎我说

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‎你在公司上班那么久了

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‎她们到现在才邀请你去参加派对？
‎很失礼吧

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‎女人不都是这样吗？

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‎有的女人需要隔一段时日
‎才会邀请我这种人参加派对

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‎你这种人？什么意思？

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‎就是我这种人啊

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‎这种格格不入的人

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‎是啊

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‎好在你跟她们不是一类人

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‎你听我说

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‎现在不同了

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‎她邀请我去参加她办的交换礼物派对

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‎我很期待看到她家里的布置

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‎她的家里肯定富丽堂皇
‎就跟型录上看到的一样

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‎毕竟她整个人生就像一本型录

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‎她的皮肤晶莹剔透
‎头发总是秀丽有光泽

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‎每到哪里都能交到新朋友

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‎你能想象吗？

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‎你不也是吗？来到新的环境认识了我

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‎瞧这家伙

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‎真好看啊

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‎你饿了吗？

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‎我准备吃掉剩下的鸡翅
‎今晚有扑克电视节目

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‎我得完成这个标本

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‎好吧

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‎是梅花3

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‎转牌是梅花3
‎于是马天尼拿到了顺子听牌

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‎在寒冷的空气中

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‎多么美好的时光 正是美好的时光

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‎摇啊摇 摇过这一夜…

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‎黛利拉！

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‎不行

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‎闭嘴 安静！

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‎我知道你兴奋 行了

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‎进来吧 它向来都很乖的 真不好意思

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‎我马上送你去地下室 走吧！

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‎接着他脱下裤子

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‎取出他的大老二

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‎-那可不是一般的大
‎-多大？

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‎多大？

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‎大到完事后我可能都要进急诊室了

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‎这就是离婚的好处

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‎摆脱我当年嫁的那个疲软老二

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‎-为这件好事干杯
‎-好啊

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‎干杯

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‎干杯

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‎自从彼得开始服用抗忧郁药后

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‎他的老二就像软烂的意大利面

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‎-天啊
‎-完全插不进去

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‎再糟糕不过了

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‎-软绵绵的老二最不行了
‎-太惨了

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‎对啊 他老二硬不起来

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‎于是叫我把震动棒塞进他的后庭

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‎你把那玩意塞进他的…

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‎塞进他的…

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‎塞进他的后庭

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‎-他喜欢吗？
‎-非常喜欢 男人都喜欢

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‎我绝对不会让老公碰我后庭的

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‎彼得超爱我的后庭

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‎我也超爱我的震动棒

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‎真希望我二十多岁时
‎就找到了合适的震动棒

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‎震动棒和填充剂 对吧？

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‎说得好

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‎天啊 打填充剂的脸蛋现在正流行呢

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‎对啊 吉娜 你的皮肤真好
‎你有尝试新的东西吧？是什么？

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‎谢谢你的夸奖

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‎好吧 你们一定要去找拉美什医生

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‎他有全新的鲁博德姆填充剂
‎打过后脸蛋就像宝宝的屁股一样

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‎-天啊
‎-我最爱填充剂了

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‎-我也是
‎-可不是吗？

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‎我打算做好拉皮术后申请离婚

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‎我打算做个小小的拉皮术

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‎或是除皱术

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‎医生会深入皮层
‎抽出肌肉附近的组织

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‎接着往后拉紧

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‎真好

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‎是两万五千块吧？

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‎没错 两万五千块

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‎-两万五千块？
‎-我在等候名单上

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‎-你在等候名单上？
‎-是的

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‎做完之后就会…对啊

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‎话说回来 各位女同事
‎我们该进行“揭秘”圣诞老人的游戏了

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‎坐好 大家都坐好

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‎坐吧

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‎-不是说好是“神秘”圣诞老人吗？
‎-我也搞不清楚状况

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‎不是说好是“神秘”圣诞老人吗？

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‎不是的

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‎我知道你们都想要什么
‎吉儿 这是给你的

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‎-谢谢！
‎-不是秘密送礼吗？

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‎谢谢

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‎我们已经知道大家想要什么了 所以…

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‎-凯蒂 这是给你的
‎-谢谢

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‎这是给吉儿的

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‎谢谢

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‎-这是给卡西迪的
‎-谢谢

204
00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:22,416
‎不客气

205
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:23,875
‎这是给丽莎的

206
00:15:23,958 --> 00:15:25,166
‎爱你哦

207
00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:29,291
‎这是给你的 史黛西

208
00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:32,625
‎谢谢你 吉娜

209
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,791
‎赶紧拆开来看吧

210
00:15:42,916 --> 00:15:45,458
‎-天啊 我超爱这个的
‎-天啊

211
00:15:47,958 --> 00:15:49,166
‎不客气！

212
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:51,041
‎-吉娜！
‎-谢谢你！

213
00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:55,333
‎-你用过吗？
‎-没用过

214
00:15:56,666 --> 00:15:58,500
‎好喜欢

215
00:15:58,583 --> 00:15:59,875
‎太棒了

216
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:02,375
‎-亮彩护肤霜
‎-亮彩护肤霜

217
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,083
‎可不是吗？

218
00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:08,583
‎对了 这款护肤品很贵
‎不是随便就能买到的

219
00:16:08,666 --> 00:16:09,833
‎不客气

220
00:16:09,916 --> 00:16:11,791
‎我的鼻子都高潮了

221
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:16,583
‎-真好
‎-这护肤霜很好用的 可不是吗？

222
00:16:16,666 --> 00:16:18,166
‎吉娜 这是送给你的

223
00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:24,333
‎-好大一份礼物
‎-天啊

224
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:27,833
‎-凡是“大”的东西我都懂
‎-“大”的东西我都懂

225
00:16:27,916 --> 00:16:29,666
‎这么大的盒子里装着什么？

226
00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:30,750
‎好吧

227
00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:31,875
‎拆开！

228
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:33,416
‎拆开！

229
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:35,958
‎拆开！

230
00:16:36,041 --> 00:16:37,833
‎拆开！

231
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:40,625
‎拆开！

232
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,541
‎那我拆开了

233
00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:47,041
‎那是什么东西？

234
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:49,125
‎我不…

235
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,958
‎我不知道该说什么…

236
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:53,875
‎-不知道该说什么才好
‎-我来帮你吧

237
00:16:53,958 --> 00:16:55,916
‎-它不会伤害你的
‎-也不知道该怎么反应

238
00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:01,166
‎那是真的鸭子吗？

239
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:02,375
‎没错 是真的

240
00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:04,208
‎送给你

241
00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:05,833
‎你杀了这只鸭子？

242
00:17:05,916 --> 00:17:07,125
‎对啊 是我开枪打下的

243
00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:09,125
‎接着我给它剥皮 取出内脏

244
00:17:09,208 --> 00:17:10,500
‎这样它就永远不会腐烂了

245
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:13,000
‎然后我把它好好冲洗干净

246
00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:15,541
‎最后缝合起来

247
00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:19,375
‎对了 里面有保丽龙和钢线

248
00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:20,500
‎真的…

249
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:22,958
‎眼珠是用玻璃珠镶嵌的 很好看

250
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:26,250
‎-好的
‎-你可以永远爱它

251
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:27,458
‎好的

252
00:17:27,541 --> 00:17:28,375
‎好的

253
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:33,041
‎谢谢你 史黛西

254
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:33,958
‎不客气

255
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:39,666
‎我还是把它放回原处吧

256
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:40,750
‎赶紧盖起来

257
00:17:43,791 --> 00:17:45,750
‎还是放远一点较好

258
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:49,500
‎-放远一点
‎-吉娜 做得好

259
00:17:51,541 --> 00:17:53,625
‎-好奇怪
‎-太奇怪了

260
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:57,416
‎女同事们 喜欢我送的护肤霜吗？

261
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,166
‎还用说吗？

262
00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:03,041
‎这款护肤霜很贵的 而且经常缺货！

263
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:07,958
‎-你在哪里买的？
‎-恕我无可奉告

264
00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:15,041
‎有些科学的味道

265
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:21,583
‎揉得越深…

266
00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:26,000
‎天啊

267
00:18:32,541 --> 00:18:33,708
‎好舒服

268
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,458
‎天啊

269
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,166
‎好舒服

270
00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:07,416
‎感觉到了吗？

271
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,208
‎感觉到了 好温暖

272
00:19:11,041 --> 00:19:11,875
‎糟糕

273
00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:14,541
‎史黛西 你的脸

274
00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:15,750
‎怎么了？

275
00:19:16,541 --> 00:19:17,916
‎很暖和

276
00:19:18,916 --> 00:19:21,250
‎-不是 你的脸发红
‎-天啊

277
00:19:21,916 --> 00:19:23,083
‎-什么？
‎-你的脸发红

278
00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:26,125
‎-发红？
‎-好红 好难看

279
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,458
‎-是啊
‎-很糟糕吗？

280
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,000
‎-很糟糕
‎-很不妙

281
00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:30,916
‎-挺糟糕的
‎-很不妙

282
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,166
‎天啊

283
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,000
‎-难道…
‎-好像出红疹了

284
00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:37,125
‎谢谢你的冰袋

285
00:19:37,666 --> 00:19:39,041
‎我会带去银行还给你

286
00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:40,083
‎不用

287
00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:41,500
‎没必要 你收着吧

288
00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:45,000
‎抱歉 是我扫兴了

289
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,208
‎没有这回事

290
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:47,791
‎不要紧的

291
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:51,833
‎外面很冷 赶紧回家吧

292
00:19:57,833 --> 00:19:59,083
‎圣诞快乐

293
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,750
‎亲爱的 我看你是皮肤过敏

294
00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:16,541
‎我怎么偏偏就对
‎天底下最顶级的护肤霜过敏呢

295
00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:18,416
‎要真是天底下最顶级的护肤霜

296
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:20,375
‎就不会造成你皮肤过敏 不是吗？

297
00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:24,125
‎别人用了都没有过敏反应

298
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:26,000
‎你是个敏感的人

299
00:20:26,958 --> 00:20:28,375
‎你的皮肤也敏感 史黛西

300
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,875
‎记得你去年圣诞节
‎要的薰衣草香水吗？

301
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,458
‎喷了你整个颈项都出红斑

302
00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:39,083
‎就只有我有毛病

303
00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:40,750
‎我的脸不好看

304
00:20:41,416 --> 00:20:43,416
‎一张愚蠢、丑陋、难看的脸

305
00:20:44,625 --> 00:20:45,458
‎喂

306
00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:47,166
‎别再说这种话了

307
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,000
‎早安 小姑娘

308
00:22:17,875 --> 00:22:18,833
‎失礼了

309
00:22:20,250 --> 00:22:22,791
‎智保暖手炉 要…

310
00:22:25,958 --> 00:22:29,875
‎拥有完美外形不需要动刀

311
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,041
‎只要用亮彩护肤霜

312
00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:38,083
‎丑小鸭也能变成耀眼的天鹅

313
00:22:38,166 --> 00:22:40,833
‎售价199.99美元起

314
00:22:41,458 --> 00:22:43,416
‎亮彩护肤霜能解决所有烦恼

315
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:46,041
‎马上拨打屏幕上的热线号码

316
00:22:46,125 --> 00:22:51,583
‎亮彩护肤霜是唯一能够
‎改善你身体、思想、灵魂的护肤产品

317
00:22:52,208 --> 00:22:54,208
‎无论是想要打造陶瓷肌

318
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:57,666
‎还是想要提高回头率
‎或是想要融入群体中

319
00:22:58,416 --> 00:23:02,958
‎抑或确保银行里的女同事不再取笑你

320
00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:06,250
‎你也懂她们是怎么看你的

321
00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:07,625
‎更贴切的说法是

322
00:23:08,291 --> 00:23:09,458
‎她们连看都不看你一眼

323
00:23:10,333 --> 00:23:11,416
‎一起解决烦恼吧

324
00:23:13,666 --> 00:23:15,541
‎这到底怎么回事？

325
00:23:16,875 --> 00:23:18,500
‎史黛西 别自欺欺人了

326
00:23:20,375 --> 00:23:22,708
‎这不是你梦寐以求的吗？

327
00:23:24,125 --> 00:23:27,666
‎如果能融入群体 又何必格格不入？

328
00:23:28,416 --> 00:23:30,791
‎赶紧拨打屏幕下面的号码吧

329
00:23:30,875 --> 00:23:31,708
‎（立即拨打）

330
00:23:31,791 --> 00:23:34,083
‎-副作用包括
‎-这也太扯了

331
00:23:34,166 --> 00:23:38,416
‎情绪不稳、关节僵硬
‎产生幻觉、害怕亲密关系

332
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:42,750
‎心灵空虚、缺乏动力、缺少个性

333
00:23:42,833 --> 00:23:44,666
‎缺乏独立思考能力和个人主张

334
00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:49,125
‎也可能会对先前享受的爱好失去兴趣

335
00:23:49,208 --> 00:23:50,875
‎但这一切都是值得的

336
00:23:50,958 --> 00:23:52,291
‎简直太蠢了

337
00:23:53,208 --> 00:23:54,875
‎这到底怎么回事？

338
00:23:56,041 --> 00:23:58,125
‎有什么好笑的 史黛西？

339
00:23:58,708 --> 00:24:01,250
‎我怎么可能在跟电视说话呢？

340
00:24:02,166 --> 00:24:04,000
‎你不是在跟电视说话

341
00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:05,583
‎而是在跟我说话

342
00:24:07,958 --> 00:24:10,375
‎我可以把你改造成全新的自己

343
00:24:10,458 --> 00:24:14,041
‎不仅如此 我还能让你高枕无忧

344
00:24:14,125 --> 00:24:16,250
‎我可以让你融入群体中

345
00:24:17,375 --> 00:24:20,583
‎亮彩护肤霜绝对能解决你的烦恼

346
00:24:21,958 --> 00:24:24,375
‎我看到你前面桌上
‎放着一支亮彩护肤霜

347
00:24:25,458 --> 00:24:27,208
‎可是没见你拿来用

348
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:33,208
‎我用过了 没有效果
‎瞧我的脸 都红透了

349
00:24:33,291 --> 00:24:37,291
‎你要用完整支 以后还得用更多

350
00:24:37,375 --> 00:24:39,916
‎你希望全身上下都焕然一新
‎不是吗？

351
00:24:41,666 --> 00:24:45,041
‎没错 可是用了有刺痛感
‎我现在全身瘙痒

352
00:24:45,125 --> 00:24:46,916
‎产生刺痛感是正常的

353
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,916
‎就是因为有效 才会产生刺痛感

354
00:24:49,583 --> 00:24:52,416
‎皮肤愈合时都会发痒

355
00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:55,208
‎感觉越痒 皮肤恢复得状态越好

356
00:24:55,291 --> 00:24:58,125
‎史黛西 你有很多地方需要恢复

357
00:24:59,375 --> 00:25:00,750
‎赶紧拿起电话吧

358
00:25:02,208 --> 00:25:03,916
‎好好考虑 史黛西

359
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,541
‎当你这种人是一件很可惜的事

360
00:25:06,625 --> 00:25:09,833
‎因为你不是那种大家都想接近的人

361
00:25:10,583 --> 00:25:13,333
‎不是那种大家都想见到的人

362
00:25:14,041 --> 00:25:18,166
‎但你很快就会成为
‎自己梦寐以求的那种人了

363
00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:22,916
‎无条件接纳、和睦相融
‎天下太平、真善美

364
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,708
‎这些都是假的

365
00:25:26,041 --> 00:25:28,416
‎每个人都希望自己是好看的

366
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,500
‎赶紧跨出框框吧

367
00:25:32,583 --> 00:25:36,875
‎跳出舒适圈 加入亮彩护肤霜的行列

368
00:25:36,958 --> 00:25:38,500
‎请输入你的信用卡号码

369
00:25:38,583 --> 00:25:41,250
‎本产品含有视黄醇和胜肽

370
00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:44,541
‎能够深入皮层起效

371
00:25:44,625 --> 00:25:47,041
‎-使肌肤焕然一新…
‎-感谢你的订购

372
00:25:47,125 --> 00:25:49,458
‎我们期待见到全新的你

373
00:25:49,541 --> 00:25:52,083
‎亮彩护肤霜会让你的身体打造新的你

374
00:25:52,166 --> 00:25:56,125
‎记住 不用的话就没效果

375
00:27:40,791 --> 00:27:42,833
‎（寻常人的扑克牌实用妙招）

376
00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:53,208
‎史黛西？

377
00:27:54,291 --> 00:27:55,666
‎有人敲门吗？

378
00:27:58,375 --> 00:27:59,833
‎今天不用上班吗？

379
00:28:00,791 --> 00:28:02,166
‎我请病假了

380
00:28:04,041 --> 00:28:06,083
‎天啊 瞧你的脸

381
00:28:08,666 --> 00:28:09,875
‎没那么糟糕吧

382
00:28:10,708 --> 00:28:11,583
‎有的

383
00:28:12,541 --> 00:28:13,833
‎看起来挺糟糕的

384
00:28:15,541 --> 00:28:17,166
‎只是发痒而已

385
00:28:19,375 --> 00:28:21,125
‎那款护肤霜你还是别用了

386
00:28:22,625 --> 00:28:25,458
‎这是一个过程 发痒是愈合的症状

387
00:28:27,416 --> 00:28:31,833
‎你知道这些护肤霜、粉底和乳液
‎让商家赚了多少钱吗？

388
00:28:33,375 --> 00:28:35,541
‎目的是让你们觉得自己不正常

389
00:28:36,208 --> 00:28:38,125
‎我确实不正常

390
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,833
‎你没有不正常

391
00:28:42,625 --> 00:28:43,583
‎完全没有

392
00:28:43,666 --> 00:28:46,666
‎如果你不正常 那我也不正常

393
00:28:47,750 --> 00:28:48,583
‎不是的

394
00:28:49,750 --> 00:28:50,916
‎你没有毛病

395
00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:54,000
‎你永远都不会有毛病
‎知道为什么吗？

396
00:28:54,875 --> 00:28:55,875
‎因为你是男人

397
00:28:57,083 --> 00:28:58,958
‎男人再胖、再多毛

398
00:28:59,458 --> 00:29:02,041
‎再丑、再失礼、再老
‎都不会有人介意

399
00:29:02,125 --> 00:29:03,458
‎也不会有人讨厌你们

400
00:29:03,541 --> 00:29:04,958
‎大家都想跟你们聊天

401
00:29:05,791 --> 00:29:08,208
‎我不想跟别人聊天

402
00:29:08,791 --> 00:29:10,458
‎我只想跟你聊天

403
00:29:12,416 --> 00:29:13,458
‎我听了很开心

404
00:29:14,291 --> 00:29:15,375
‎谢谢你的安慰 亲爱的

405
00:29:17,875 --> 00:29:19,166
‎可是我会变得越来越好的

406
00:29:20,666 --> 00:29:21,666
‎一定会的

407
00:29:22,833 --> 00:29:24,500
‎请你支持我

408
00:29:26,541 --> 00:29:27,375
‎“支持…

409
00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:29,583
‎支持你”

410
00:29:29,666 --> 00:29:31,416
‎对啊 支持我

411
00:29:38,041 --> 00:29:39,625
‎尽量别老抓 亲爱的

412
00:30:02,583 --> 00:30:06,875
‎采用全方位锻炼器
‎使肌肉变得更精明、更强壮

413
00:30:06,958 --> 00:30:10,000
‎其他精明的健身房做不到的
‎全方位锻炼器都做得到

414
00:30:10,083 --> 00:30:13,375
‎这是唯一一款功能俱全
‎携带方便的个性化肌肉锻炼器…

415
00:30:13,458 --> 00:30:14,625
‎…14克拉…

416
00:30:14,708 --> 00:30:16,416
‎它是一种勤劳的哺乳动物

417
00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:19,583
‎河狸不断在修补水坝的漏洞

418
00:30:19,666 --> 00:30:23,250
‎古老奥妙的神秘塔罗牌
‎能预知我们的未来

419
00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:28,333
‎你敢去探索自己的命运吗？
‎马上拨打1 900 860 1111

420
00:30:28,416 --> 00:30:30,625
‎名作家兼数字命理学家…

421
00:30:30,708 --> 00:30:35,583
‎亮彩护肤霜是唯一能够
‎改善你身体、思想、灵魂的护肤产品

422
00:30:36,166 --> 00:30:40,041
‎无论是想要打造陶瓷肌
‎或是提高回头率

423
00:30:40,125 --> 00:30:43,958
‎抑或只是想要逆转岁月 留住青春
‎亮彩护肤霜都能做到

424
00:30:44,041 --> 00:30:47,166
‎只要299.99美元

425
00:30:47,250 --> 00:30:49,666
‎马上拨打屏幕上的热线号码

426
00:30:50,208 --> 00:30:51,500
‎还在等什么？

427
00:30:52,458 --> 00:30:54,125
‎赶紧实现梦想吧

428
00:30:54,708 --> 00:30:56,208
‎迅速见效 简单方便

429
00:30:56,833 --> 00:30:58,458
‎为自己投资

430
00:31:17,083 --> 00:31:18,083
‎亲爱的

431
00:31:20,125 --> 00:31:21,208
‎你又在抓痒了

432
00:31:22,416 --> 00:31:24,500
‎连睡觉都在抓痒 别再抓了

433
00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:28,166
‎天啊 发炎情况越来越严重了

434
00:31:29,666 --> 00:31:30,500
‎别再抓了

435
00:31:30,583 --> 00:31:32,166
‎他说这是在起效

436
00:31:32,250 --> 00:31:34,416
‎发痒就代表起效了

437
00:31:36,958 --> 00:31:39,166
‎到楼下去找烤箱手套

438
00:31:39,666 --> 00:31:40,791
‎然后戴上睡觉

439
00:31:53,583 --> 00:31:54,833
‎你在吗？

440
00:31:58,250 --> 00:31:59,208
‎有人在吗？

441
00:32:03,583 --> 00:32:05,125
‎又是我 史黛西

442
00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:07,375
‎很高兴见到你

443
00:32:11,750 --> 00:32:12,791
‎靠近一点

444
00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:18,375
‎再近一点

445
00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:24,416
‎过来 让我瞧瞧你的进度

446
00:32:29,375 --> 00:32:32,875
‎没什么进度 你看 比先前更糟了

447
00:32:33,875 --> 00:32:35,291
‎基斯说我皮肤过敏

448
00:32:35,875 --> 00:32:38,208
‎胡说 你没有皮肤过敏

449
00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:40,333
‎产品奏效了

450
00:32:40,875 --> 00:32:42,500
‎你要让它发出光彩

451
00:32:44,541 --> 00:32:45,583
‎让什么发出光彩？

452
00:32:46,458 --> 00:32:47,541
‎让崭新的你

453
00:32:48,916 --> 00:32:50,708
‎但你必须相信我

454
00:32:51,833 --> 00:32:53,708
‎相信产品的配方

455
00:32:54,833 --> 00:32:59,291
‎我感应到 你好像信不过我

456
00:33:02,375 --> 00:33:04,958
‎别走 等一下 回来

457
00:33:05,041 --> 00:33:05,875
‎等一下

458
00:33:06,625 --> 00:33:07,708
‎求求你回来吧

459
00:33:08,791 --> 00:33:09,625
‎有人吗？

460
00:33:10,750 --> 00:33:11,583
‎你在吗？

461
00:33:14,458 --> 00:33:16,291
‎史黛西 知道什么叫信任吗？

462
00:33:17,708 --> 00:33:18,541
‎知道

463
00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:21,458
‎把手给我

464
00:33:30,416 --> 00:33:32,166
‎你一定要坚持到底

465
00:33:36,166 --> 00:33:37,208
‎有什么疑问吗？

466
00:33:42,583 --> 00:33:43,416
‎会痛吗？

467
00:33:46,833 --> 00:33:47,666
‎你说呢？

468
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,208
‎被她们排挤时

469
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,500
‎她们对你投来异样的眼神时

470
00:33:55,875 --> 00:33:58,791
‎她们对你指指点点、取笑你
‎小声说你坏话时 你会痛吗？

471
00:34:01,250 --> 00:34:02,083
‎会痛

472
00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:06,208
‎你想不想知道变美是什么感受？

473
00:34:08,166 --> 00:34:09,458
‎-我想
‎-是啊

474
00:34:11,458 --> 00:34:12,791
‎你相信我吗 史黛西？

475
00:34:18,791 --> 00:34:20,708
‎-相信
‎-好 你相信我

476
00:34:21,208 --> 00:34:24,541
‎-我相信你
‎-你相信我 很好

477
00:34:24,625 --> 00:34:27,458
‎史黛西 你准备好了 你已经准备好了

478
00:34:27,541 --> 00:34:31,208
‎你准备好吸收
‎视黄醇和胜肽的好处了吗？

479
00:34:31,291 --> 00:34:35,000
‎史黛西 接纳它 它已经在你体内了

480
00:34:36,208 --> 00:34:37,333
‎什么已经在我体内？

481
00:34:37,875 --> 00:34:40,208
‎你崭新的人生 你想要的人生

482
00:34:41,041 --> 00:34:46,041
‎它在你的皮肤底下渐渐滋长

483
00:34:50,583 --> 00:34:51,708
‎就在我的皮肤底下？

484
00:34:55,208 --> 00:34:56,250
‎多用点亮彩护肤霜

485
00:36:05,166 --> 00:36:06,041
‎基斯

486
00:36:09,791 --> 00:36:12,000
‎你明天可以不去上班吗？

487
00:36:14,958 --> 00:36:17,833
‎不行 你都知道我不能请假的

488
00:38:12,666 --> 00:38:13,625
‎史黛西！

489
00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:16,333
‎你在家吗？

490
00:38:22,416 --> 00:38:23,250
‎史黛西！

491
00:38:26,250 --> 00:38:27,500
‎你饿了吗？

492
00:39:16,625 --> 00:39:18,708
‎赶紧打来订购
‎成为随机选中的幸运儿…

493
00:39:21,166 --> 00:39:22,166
‎史黛西！

494
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,416
‎《独眼龙》开播了

495
00:39:26,291 --> 00:39:27,208
‎亲爱的！

496
00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:39,166
‎我下来了

497
00:39:39,250 --> 00:39:41,625
‎麻烦你什么也别说

498
00:39:41,708 --> 00:39:43,666
‎因为我已经知道你会说什么了

499
00:39:47,875 --> 00:39:48,708
‎好吧

500
00:40:07,166 --> 00:40:08,000
‎已经在愈合了

501
00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:11,083
‎这不是愈合

502
00:40:11,666 --> 00:40:13,541
‎亲爱的 发炎情况越来越严重了

503
00:40:14,583 --> 00:40:16,125
‎我要带你去看施耐德医生

504
00:40:16,208 --> 00:40:18,916
‎不用 我没不舒服 真的

505
00:40:19,416 --> 00:40:23,833
‎这只是过程中的一部分
‎变好前会恶化

506
00:40:25,291 --> 00:40:28,083
‎这不是你所想的过敏反应

507
00:40:28,166 --> 00:40:31,208
‎真的 它已经在我皮肤底下滋长了

508
00:40:31,291 --> 00:40:34,708
‎-是这样的 产品奏效了
‎-史黛西 你知道自己在说什么吗？

509
00:40:34,791 --> 00:40:35,750
‎我感应到奏效了

510
00:40:37,291 --> 00:40:39,333
‎为什么你就无法为我感到高兴？

511
00:40:39,416 --> 00:40:40,500
‎你知道吗？我…

512
00:40:41,416 --> 00:40:43,416
‎这个东西能改善我

513
00:40:43,958 --> 00:40:45,458
‎能让我大变活人

514
00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:48,708
‎你没必要改善

515
00:40:50,375 --> 00:40:54,625
‎你不懂这种产品是怎么发挥效益的
‎里面含有视黄醇和胜肽

516
00:40:54,708 --> 00:40:58,916
‎是史无前例且获得专利的
‎六大成分配方

517
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:01,208
‎你今天吃过东西了吗？

518
00:41:05,125 --> 00:41:05,958
‎吃过了吗？

519
00:41:07,166 --> 00:41:08,333
‎吃点香肠面包吧

520
00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:13,333
‎过来吃点吧

521
00:41:21,083 --> 00:41:21,916
‎没错

522
00:41:22,750 --> 00:41:23,583
‎很好

523
00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:26,583
‎你瞧

524
00:41:28,083 --> 00:41:29,000
‎好多了

525
00:41:33,166 --> 00:41:34,291
‎你要…

526
00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:38,166
‎有时候你需要把烦恼抛开

527
00:41:38,250 --> 00:41:39,083
‎知道吗？

528
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,208
‎你没有毛病

529
00:41:44,333 --> 00:41:45,708
‎你很漂亮

530
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,166
‎内在和外在都美

531
00:41:51,125 --> 00:41:55,125
‎你提到“内在”
‎意思是我的外在并不好看

532
00:41:55,208 --> 00:41:56,708
‎不是的 外在…

533
00:41:56,791 --> 00:41:57,875
‎你的外在是好看的

534
00:41:57,958 --> 00:41:59,583
‎你每一面都美

535
00:42:01,375 --> 00:42:04,500
‎那我为什么想要剥掉外皮

536
00:42:04,583 --> 00:42:06,833
‎把它们都扔进垃圾桶？

537
00:42:11,125 --> 00:42:13,791
‎-你去哪里？
‎-楼下

538
00:42:13,875 --> 00:42:15,541
‎别再用那玩意了

539
00:42:16,375 --> 00:42:17,750
‎我是认真的 史黛西

540
00:45:14,666 --> 00:45:16,000
‎你搞什么？

541
00:45:17,375 --> 00:45:18,583
‎开什么玩笑？

542
00:45:21,208 --> 00:45:23,458
‎你到底怎么了？

543
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:24,875
‎我没事

544
00:45:25,916 --> 00:45:27,791
‎我很开心

545
00:45:27,875 --> 00:45:29,625
‎我感觉再好不过了

546
00:45:32,750 --> 00:45:34,041
‎史黛西 这不是真正的你

547
00:45:34,125 --> 00:45:35,875
‎基斯 你不应该批判他人

548
00:45:35,958 --> 00:45:37,458
‎这是消极且不友善的行为

549
00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:40,333
‎不是的

550
00:45:42,125 --> 00:45:42,958
‎你是…

551
00:45:44,416 --> 00:45:47,583
‎史黛西·伊丽莎白·查普曼

552
00:45:48,291 --> 00:45:49,958
‎知道我为什么爱你吗？

553
00:45:50,041 --> 00:45:51,916
‎你爱看恐怖片

554
00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:55,250
‎就算害怕到睡不着觉
‎你还是照看不误

555
00:45:56,416 --> 00:45:57,375
‎你聪明伶俐

556
00:45:58,375 --> 00:45:59,750
‎你是数学天才

557
00:46:00,708 --> 00:46:02,041
‎你热爱大自然

558
00:46:02,833 --> 00:46:04,583
‎你热爱制作动物标本

559
00:46:08,125 --> 00:46:09,166
‎你是艺术家

560
00:46:09,875 --> 00:46:13,208
‎别人眼中的动物尸体
‎在你眼中是特别的

561
00:46:14,583 --> 00:46:15,833
‎是美的

562
00:46:16,541 --> 00:46:17,875
‎你能把死物变美

563
00:46:19,708 --> 00:46:20,541
‎你心地善良

564
00:46:22,833 --> 00:46:23,666
‎有幽默感

565
00:46:25,208 --> 00:46:26,125
‎善解人意

566
00:46:29,833 --> 00:46:31,500
‎在我眼中 你是无可挑剔的

567
00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:36,458
‎基斯 这正是你的问题所在

568
00:46:37,416 --> 00:46:38,250
‎别再说了！

569
00:46:41,083 --> 00:46:44,833
‎马上停止这种无谓的行为

570
00:46:45,416 --> 00:46:46,333
‎听见了吗？

571
00:46:48,208 --> 00:46:52,250
‎你根本都不理解我在经历着什么

572
00:46:52,833 --> 00:46:55,166
‎因为我累了 我受够了

573
00:46:57,625 --> 00:46:59,250
‎基斯 太迟了

574
00:47:01,208 --> 00:47:02,875
‎她已经来了

575
00:47:05,750 --> 00:47:06,583
‎谁？

576
00:47:08,125 --> 00:47:09,250
‎谁来了？

577
00:47:11,041 --> 00:47:12,041
‎谁来了？

578
00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:15,291
‎一旦我的改造完成后…

579
00:47:15,375 --> 00:47:16,708
‎够了！

580
00:47:17,958 --> 00:47:19,208
‎好吧 冷静点

581
00:47:19,291 --> 00:47:21,708
‎没有什么改造！

582
00:47:23,708 --> 00:47:25,416
‎好吧

583
00:47:29,375 --> 00:47:30,291
‎只是…

584
00:47:32,416 --> 00:47:34,541
‎你是不会改变的 对吗？

585
00:47:37,458 --> 00:47:39,791
‎你也不希望我改变自己

586
00:47:40,416 --> 00:47:41,250
‎对吧？

587
00:47:41,333 --> 00:47:43,000
‎我不要你改变自己

588
00:47:44,041 --> 00:47:47,250
‎我一直都这样对你说 我都说倦了

589
00:48:10,166 --> 00:48:11,416
‎史黛西 你搞什么鬼？

590
00:48:16,291 --> 00:48:17,708
‎你用刀子捅了我的脸

591
00:48:26,416 --> 00:48:27,458
‎伤口有多深？

592
00:48:29,166 --> 00:48:30,208
‎你说啊

593
00:48:30,291 --> 00:48:31,166
‎亲爱的

594
00:48:31,750 --> 00:48:32,875
‎对不起

595
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,250
‎要不要拔出来？

596
00:48:36,416 --> 00:48:37,458
‎我要拔出来

597
00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:39,250
‎好吧

598
00:48:43,083 --> 00:48:45,541
‎-天啊
‎-我在流血

599
00:48:46,291 --> 00:48:48,291
‎糟糕

600
00:48:49,333 --> 00:48:50,500
‎很严重吗？

601
00:48:51,333 --> 00:48:53,208
‎是啊 挺严重的 亲爱的

602
00:48:56,958 --> 00:48:58,666
‎我的眼镜上都是血

603
00:49:00,125 --> 00:49:02,291
‎亲爱的 伤口很严重

604
00:49:03,416 --> 00:49:06,041
‎非常严重 我需要毛巾

605
00:49:06,125 --> 00:49:07,750
‎-可以帮我去拿条毛巾吗？
‎-好的

606
00:49:09,375 --> 00:49:10,208
‎可以吗？

607
00:49:10,833 --> 00:49:11,666
‎好的

608
00:49:12,875 --> 00:49:13,958
‎我用无线电求助

609
00:49:14,541 --> 00:49:16,208
‎是啊 好吧

610
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,541
‎调度中心？

611
00:49:29,625 --> 00:49:31,750
‎-收到 查普曼 请说
‎-我是…

612
00:49:32,416 --> 00:49:33,875
‎我是查普曼警官

613
00:49:34,416 --> 00:49:36,416
‎我要上报10 33…

614
00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:40,166
‎查普曼警官 请回应

615
00:49:42,916 --> 00:49:44,791
‎线已开通 说吧 查普曼警官

616
00:49:48,250 --> 00:49:49,666
‎有东西倒在我身上 亲爱的

617
00:49:50,291 --> 00:49:52,500
‎线已开通 说吧 查普曼警官

618
00:50:37,875 --> 00:50:39,750
‎我们就来见识一下你的真本事

619
00:54:43,708 --> 00:54:46,541
‎基斯 你看！

620
00:54:46,625 --> 00:54:48,791
‎你看 我都说了！

621
00:54:49,583 --> 00:54:50,500
‎看看我啊！

622
00:54:51,041 --> 00:54:51,875
‎看到没？

623
00:54:53,208 --> 00:54:54,041
‎基斯？

624
00:56:38,791 --> 00:56:40,625
‎再见 亲爱的 祝你一天好心情

625
00:57:11,416 --> 00:57:13,291
‎不是的 你没在听我说话

626
00:57:13,375 --> 00:57:16,708
‎他需要父亲去和他聊聊
‎让他知道自己在经历什么

627
00:57:17,291 --> 00:57:20,333
‎对啊 因为那是当父亲的责任

628
00:57:20,416 --> 00:57:21,833
‎…疗程不顺利

629
00:57:21,916 --> 00:57:24,416
‎-不会吧？
‎-真的 他现在没了老二

630
00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:25,750
‎说说你有什么感受

631
00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:28,833
‎是啊 不是的
‎我没在跟你做心理治疗 只是…

632
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,791
‎罗杰斯先生怎么了？

633
00:57:32,583 --> 00:57:34,166
‎你别他妈的蛮不讲理

634
00:57:35,416 --> 00:57:37,208
‎你确实蛮不讲理啊

635
00:57:39,791 --> 00:57:40,916
‎你是查普曼女士吧？

636
00:57:42,166 --> 00:57:43,375
‎早上好 罗尼

637
00:57:44,291 --> 00:57:47,791
‎-你看起来简直太美了
‎-谢谢

638
00:57:47,875 --> 00:57:51,000
‎-天啊 那是史黛西吗？
‎-你看到的跟我看到的一样吗？

639
00:57:51,666 --> 00:57:52,750
‎我晚点再给你打电话

640
00:57:52,833 --> 00:57:55,500
‎-你看到的跟我看到的一样吗？
‎-不知道 你看到什么？

641
00:57:55,583 --> 00:57:56,958
‎所以我才问你啊

642
00:58:02,291 --> 00:58:03,125
‎天啊

643
00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:09,000
‎这种感觉就像走在沙漠中
‎全身灼热 口干舌燥

644
00:58:09,083 --> 00:58:11,208
‎突然眼前浮现一个奇景 就像…

645
00:58:11,291 --> 00:58:13,416
‎-海市蜃楼
‎-对 就像海市蜃楼

646
00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:15,791
‎但这里不是沙漠啊 吉儿

647
00:58:17,875 --> 00:58:19,291
‎她是天使

648
00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:21,416
‎天啊

649
00:58:23,250 --> 00:58:24,083
‎嗨 各位女同事

650
00:58:24,166 --> 00:58:25,083
‎-嗨
‎-嗨

651
00:58:30,083 --> 00:58:33,041
‎天啊 你好香 她闻起来好香

652
00:58:33,750 --> 00:58:35,416
‎-天啊
‎-好激动

653
00:58:36,166 --> 00:58:37,833
‎你看起来好美

654
00:58:37,916 --> 00:58:40,000
‎真不可思议

655
00:58:41,875 --> 00:58:43,875
‎她平常闻起来没有这么香

656
00:58:44,666 --> 00:58:48,666
‎好奇妙

657
00:58:48,750 --> 00:58:50,416
‎史黛西 你好

658
00:58:50,500 --> 00:58:51,541
‎嗨

659
00:58:51,625 --> 00:58:52,458
‎嗨 吉娜

660
00:58:53,875 --> 00:58:55,708
‎你是不是动过哪里了？

661
00:58:56,541 --> 00:58:58,291
‎还用说吗？

662
00:58:58,375 --> 00:59:00,333
‎我改变了发型 头发剪短了

663
00:59:01,125 --> 00:59:03,750
‎-你们觉得好看吗？
‎-非常好看

664
00:59:03,833 --> 00:59:05,541
‎-可不是吗？
‎-没错

665
00:59:05,625 --> 00:59:07,791
‎太美了

666
00:59:08,708 --> 00:59:09,750
‎你怎么…

667
00:59:12,041 --> 00:59:14,583
‎我只是觉得你整个人很…

668
00:59:14,666 --> 00:59:17,291
‎-很不一样吗？
‎-对啊 很不一样

669
00:59:17,791 --> 00:59:21,166
‎对啊 你真的看起来很…

670
00:59:21,250 --> 00:59:22,791
‎我看起来很…

671
00:59:23,541 --> 00:59:24,375
‎很什么？

672
00:59:24,916 --> 00:59:25,833
‎说说看

673
00:59:25,916 --> 00:59:27,000
‎你看起来

674
00:59:27,583 --> 00:59:28,833
‎好美

675
00:59:28,916 --> 00:59:30,083
‎没错

676
00:59:32,541 --> 00:59:33,458
‎夸奖了

677
00:59:34,125 --> 00:59:36,125
‎真不可思议

678
00:59:37,125 --> 00:59:39,000
‎你们可以靠近点看啊

679
00:59:39,083 --> 00:59:41,208
‎靠近仔细看看

680
00:59:41,958 --> 00:59:42,875
‎好吧

681
00:59:45,541 --> 00:59:46,583
‎这是新衣裳吗？

682
00:59:47,166 --> 00:59:49,541
‎不是 一直都有 喜欢吗？

683
00:59:51,291 --> 00:59:52,125
‎喜欢

684
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:02,750
‎你们有没有听说
‎唐纳德·科伦肖酒驾被捕的事？

685
01:00:02,833 --> 01:00:04,916
‎他竟然开车撞上雪堤

686
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:07,875
‎天啊 他可怜的太太肯定颜面尽失

687
01:00:07,958 --> 01:00:09,958
‎得了吧 她也不是圣人

688
01:00:10,041 --> 01:00:12,583
‎茱迪是个不折不扣的酒鬼 嗜酒如命

689
01:00:12,666 --> 01:00:13,875
‎咕嘟咕嘟喝个不停 没错

690
01:00:13,958 --> 01:00:17,291
‎她每次来兑现支票时
‎都可以闻到她满嘴烈酒味

691
01:00:17,791 --> 01:00:19,708
‎而且还是二手烈酒

692
01:00:19,791 --> 01:00:22,916
‎说到烈酒
‎我们应该一起去吉萨碧餐厅喝个痛快

693
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,083
‎对啊 尽享时段！

694
01:00:25,166 --> 01:00:27,000
‎他们家调的琴蕾最好喝了

695
01:00:27,083 --> 01:00:28,458
‎真的 不骗你

696
01:00:28,541 --> 01:00:30,166
‎史黛西 你一定会喜欢的

697
01:00:30,250 --> 01:00:32,583
‎他们家做的考伯沙拉也是超好吃的

698
01:00:32,666 --> 01:00:33,833
‎我就爱吃考伯沙拉

699
01:02:50,666 --> 01:02:52,083
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