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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎深夜電視

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‎影像與聲音播放在黑暗之中

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‎在我們的腦海裡

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‎一個電子珍奇櫃

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‎模糊了內在與外在的界線

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‎我們本來的樣子
‎與別人告訴我們該有的樣子

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‎完美只需打一通免費電話

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‎這個電子櫃以一支魔杖操控

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‎廉價塑膠製成，鋪上各個數字

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‎大小合手，很難放開

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‎我們今天的故事叫做《外在》

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‎由安娜莉莉阿米普爾執導

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‎劇名：外在

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‎（改編自艾蜜莉卡羅爾短篇小說）

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‎聖誕快樂！

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‎我喜歡牛胸肉，又肥又多汁

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‎在烤架上可以烤得很漂亮

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‎你可以醃漬調味

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‎或添加經典的聖瑪利亞乾醃香料…

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‎…在65歲以上的婦女間很常見

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‎食慾改變、手抖、口乾舌燥

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‎容易口渴、容易排尿

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‎還有失去性慾都常見於…

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‎如果妳敢探索自己的命運

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‎請撥打1-900-860-1111

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‎知名作家兼命理學家琴辛普森

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‎將揭露塔羅牌的隱藏含義

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‎妳的心智懷有無限力量

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‎妳是對的人，在對的時間
‎對的地點，做對的事

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‎即刻撥號，愛情就藏在星相裡

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‎現在撥號，才有機會知道
‎立刻撥打1-900-860-1111

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‎你有看到誰嗎？

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‎格倫埃林警察局，我是查普曼警官

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‎基斯，那個聲音又出現了

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‎妳怎麼還沒睡，小黛？

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‎會不會有人跑進家裡？

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‎沒有人跑進家裡

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‎你可以再跟我說一次嗎？

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‎房子在半夜都會發出聲音

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‎這只是一間老房子

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‎再說每次發出聲音時

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‎家裡有出現過陌生人嗎？

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‎從來沒有

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‎從來沒有

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‎好吧

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‎早點睡，好嗎？

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‎明天早上見

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‎要是這次家裡有人怎麼辦？要是…

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‎我不懂

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‎抽脂都花了兩萬五千美元

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‎她居然還在吃甜甜圈

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‎要就選一邊走嘛，甜心

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‎妳知道她老公跟那個南西偷情吧？

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‎這個嘛

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‎他每次過來都盯著我的奶子看

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‎所以我一點也不意外

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‎哪個南西？

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‎就那個南西啊

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‎做了豐臀手術的小賤貨

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‎有夠悲哀

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‎-她現在整天都要吃抗焦慮藥
‎-肯定是

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‎她連眼睛都睜不開

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‎-那還不是最糟的
‎-…存款，謝謝

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‎他為了一個在郵輪上
‎認識的青少女甩掉她

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‎我的天啊，有夠渣！

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‎-是做按摩的
‎-對啊，妳能想像嗎？

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‎等彼得離開我

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‎我一定要切掉他蛋蛋

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‎我要拿走房子，他一半退休金

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‎他到時只能吃冷凍食品和威而鋼

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‎努力跟上他新女友的活力

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‎嘿，姐妹們

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‎-嘿，卡西蒂
‎-嗨，卡西蒂

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‎嘿

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‎妳們看到了嗎？

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‎她老是盯著我的奶子看

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‎我覺得她是女同志

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‎我不介意，我的奶子很棒

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‎真的，好好看

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‎-對啊，今天尤其是
‎-好堅挺

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‎對啊，總之

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‎之前我到詹森家的派對玩

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‎然後妳知道嗎？山姆居然挑逗我

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‎-說細節
‎-這個嘛

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‎他喝了幾杯馬丁尼

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‎然後他拉開拉鍊，就掏出來給我看

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‎不會吧

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‎真的

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‎嘿，史黛西

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‎噢，嘿

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‎沒想到妳還在

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‎對啊，不能忘了這個

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‎來，最後一抽

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‎最後一抽？

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‎秘密聖誕老人

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‎吉娜明天辦的派對？妳是最後一抽

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‎噢

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‎這個籤是給妳的，史黛西

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‎給我的？

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‎好喔

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‎那…就來抽囉

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‎收工，我們派對上見

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‎別工作到太晚，好嗎？

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‎好的

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‎派對上見

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‎（吉娜）

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‎嘿，老婆

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‎嘿

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‎猜猜誰受邀到吉娜凱帕夫家
‎參加秘密聖誕老人？

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‎吉娜？

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‎是養了瘋狗的那個人嗎？

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‎對，但她是吉娜凱帕夫耶

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‎我以為妳討厭那些女人

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‎討厭？你在說什麼啊？

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‎這個嘛

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‎我的意思是，妳在那裡工作那麼久了

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‎她們現在才邀妳去派對，多沒禮貌

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‎你也知道，女人嘛

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‎有些女人就是要花點時間
‎才會邀請我這種人

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‎呃，什麼叫“妳這種人”？

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‎你知道，就我這種人

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‎格格不入

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‎對

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‎我感謝上帝妳跟她們格格不入，小黛

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‎嘿，聽我說

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‎現在不一樣了

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‎她邀請我參加她的秘密聖誕老人

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‎我等不及看她家長什麼樣子

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‎我敢說一定很豪華
‎我敢說一定很像購物型錄

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‎她的一生就像購物型錄一樣

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‎她的皮膚又白又細

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‎她的頭髮總是油亮滑順

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‎她隨便走進一個房間
‎就能跟人交朋友，知道嗎？

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‎想像看看

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‎當初妳也走進房間跟我交朋友啊

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‎看看牠

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‎小帥鳥

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‎妳餓嗎？

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‎我要把剩下的雞翅吃掉

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‎撲克開始播了

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‎不了，我要先把牠弄好

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‎好喔

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‎外面有三張梅花

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‎牌面翻開是梅花三

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‎馬汀尼現在是卡順聽牌

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‎在冰冷的空氣中

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‎美好時光，此刻正巧

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‎來歡樂度今宵…

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‎狄萊拉！

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‎不可以…

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‎別這樣，過來！

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‎住手！

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‎我知道，很興奮，好吧

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‎進來吧，她從沒這樣過，很抱歉

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‎要罰妳進地下室，過來！

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‎然後，他把褲子拉下來

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‎掏出他那根大屌

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‎-那大小真不是蓋的
‎-有多大？

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‎有多大？

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‎我可能要被送進急診室去

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‎這就是離婚的好處

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‎終於能擺脫我前夫的那根無聊小雞雞

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‎-很值得乾一杯
‎-沒錯

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‎-乾杯
‎-耶

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‎乾杯

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‎自從彼得開始服用抗憂鬱藥

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‎他的屌就像濕掉的義大利麵條

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‎-不會吧
‎-對啊，他根本放不進去

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‎那慘爆了

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‎-義大利麵屌完完全全是最糟的
‎-很悲劇

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‎對啊，他根本硬不起來

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‎所以乾脆叫我把按摩棒塞進他屁股

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‎妳把它塞進…塞進他的…

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‎他的屁股裡

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‎他喜歡嗎？

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‎他當然喜歡，麗莎，男人都喜歡

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‎我絕不讓我老公碰我的棒棒

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‎是喔？彼得超愛我的棒棒

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‎我也超愛我的按摩棒的，所以囉

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‎但願我在20幾歲時就找到它了

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‎按摩棒和皮下填充物，對吧？

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‎說得好

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‎天啊，填充物微整現在超流行的

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‎對啊，吉娜，妳的皮膚超光滑的

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‎是不是新花樣？從實招來

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‎噢，妳們嘴巴真甜

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‎好啦，妳們真的都要去找拉梅許醫生

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‎他有最新的魯貝德姆填充物

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‎就像嬰兒屁股一樣柔嫩

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‎-天啊
‎-我喜歡填充物

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‎-我也是
‎-對

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‎對，我要去做拉皮

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‎然後我就要申辦離婚

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‎建議妳們去做無痕拉皮

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‎或深層拉皮

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‎基本上他們會伸入皮下
‎抓起肌肉附近的皮下組織

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‎然後把它拉緊

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‎超棒的

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‎要花兩萬五千美元對吧？

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‎-兩萬五千美元
‎-兩萬五千美元？

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‎-我在排候補
‎-妳在排候補？

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‎對啊

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‎我到時一定會…

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‎總之，姐妹們，現在要開始進行

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‎不太秘密的聖誕老人交換禮物！

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‎坐下，大家都坐下

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00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,333
‎快坐下

209
00:14:54,416 --> 00:14:58,041
‎-我以為是秘密聖誕老人
‎-我不知道

210
00:14:58,125 --> 00:15:00,208
‎我以為是秘密聖誕老人

211
00:15:00,958 --> 00:15:03,291
‎-並不是
‎-好，我知道妳們想要什麼

212
00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:05,083
‎-所以吉兒
‎-謝謝

213
00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:06,333
‎不是要保密嗎？

214
00:15:06,416 --> 00:15:07,291
‎謝謝

215
00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:10,541
‎我們早知道大家想要什麼，所以…

216
00:15:10,625 --> 00:15:13,291
‎-凱西
‎-謝謝

217
00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:14,708
‎這是吉兒的

218
00:15:14,791 --> 00:15:16,041
‎謝謝妳

219
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,791
‎對，還有卡西蒂的

220
00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:20,541
‎謝謝

221
00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:23,875
‎不客氣，這是給麗莎的

222
00:15:23,958 --> 00:15:25,166
‎愛妳

223
00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:29,291
‎這是給妳的，史黛西

224
00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:32,625
‎謝謝妳，謝了，吉娜

225
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,791
‎快打開來看！

226
00:15:42,916 --> 00:15:45,458
‎我的天，我喜歡這個牌子

227
00:15:47,958 --> 00:15:49,166
‎大家都不用客氣！

228
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:51,041
‎-吉娜！
‎-謝謝！

229
00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:55,333
‎-妳有試過嗎？
‎-沒有，我沒…

230
00:15:56,666 --> 00:15:58,500
‎我愛死了

231
00:15:58,583 --> 00:15:59,875
‎超棒了

232
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:02,375
‎-Alo Glo
‎-Alo Glo

233
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,083
‎是，我懂

234
00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:07,666
‎是說，這真的很貴，別的地方買不到

235
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:09,833
‎所以，姐妹們，別客氣

236
00:16:09,916 --> 00:16:11,791
‎我的鼻子要高潮了

237
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,791
‎太美了，我知道

238
00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:16,583
‎太讚了，我知道

239
00:16:16,666 --> 00:16:18,166
‎這是給妳的，吉娜

240
00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:24,333
‎-好大一包
‎-哇

241
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:27,833
‎-我就愛大包的
‎-我也愛大包的

242
00:16:27,916 --> 00:16:29,666
‎大盒子裡面有什麼？

243
00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:30,750
‎好喔

244
00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:37,833
‎打開來！

245
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,625
‎打開來！

246
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,541
‎那我就打開來囉

247
00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:47,041
‎裡面是什麼呢？

248
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:48,875
‎我不…

249
00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:50,958
‎我不知道該怎麼…

250
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:53,875
‎-說，或…
‎-嘿，我來幫妳

251
00:16:53,958 --> 00:16:55,791
‎-…怎麼做
‎-牠不會傷害妳的

252
00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:01,166
‎這是真的嗎？

253
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:02,375
‎對啊，是真的

254
00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:04,208
‎來

255
00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:07,125
‎-妳殺了這東西？
‎-對啊，我開槍打牠

256
00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:10,500
‎然後我把皮剝開，把內臟拿出來
‎這樣才不會腐爛

257
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:13,000
‎然後，就把牠好好洗乾淨

258
00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:15,541
‎然後妳知道，再把牠縫合起來

259
00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:19,375
‎不過裡面只是保麗龍和一些鐵絲

260
00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:20,500
‎就這樣…噢對了

261
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,958
‎眼睛是玻璃珠，很酷吧

262
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:26,250
‎-對
‎-妳可以永遠愛牠

263
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:27,458
‎好

264
00:17:27,541 --> 00:17:28,375
‎好

265
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:33,041
‎謝謝妳，史黛西

266
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:33,958
‎不客氣

267
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:39,666
‎我想我就把牠放回牠的家裡

268
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:40,750
‎把牠蓋起來

269
00:17:43,791 --> 00:17:45,750
‎稍微把牠擺一邊去

270
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:49,500
‎-把牠塞邊邊一點
‎-真是個好主意，小吉

271
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,625
‎-真奇特
‎-哇，真的很奇特

272
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:57,416
‎姐妹們，要不要試試乳液？

273
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,166
‎拜託，不是我在說！

274
00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:03,041
‎那真的很貴，而且很少有存貨！

275
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,500
‎-妳去哪裡拿的？
‎-我才不說

276
00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:15,041
‎這有點科學根據的

277
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:21,583
‎擦得越深層…

278
00:18:32,541 --> 00:18:33,708
‎太棒了

279
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,458
‎我的天，好滋潤

280
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,166
‎好療癒

281
00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:07,416
‎妳有感覺到嗎？

282
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,541
‎有啊，感覺真的很暖和

283
00:19:11,041 --> 00:19:11,875
‎噢，糟了

284
00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:14,541
‎史黛西，妳的臉

285
00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:15,750
‎怎麼了？

286
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:17,916
‎很暖和啊

287
00:19:18,416 --> 00:19:19,750
‎不，是紅腫了

288
00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:21,250
‎妳的皮膚變紅腫了

289
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:23,041
‎-什麼？
‎-皮膚紅腫了

290
00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:23,958
‎紅腫了？

291
00:19:24,041 --> 00:19:26,541
‎真的很紅，有點噁心的感覺

292
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:27,458
‎很糟嗎？

293
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,000
‎看起來不太好

294
00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:30,916
‎-滿糟的
‎-不太好

295
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,166
‎我的天啊

296
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,000
‎-是嗎？
‎-看起來像起疹子

297
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,166
‎謝謝妳的冰袋

298
00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:39,083
‎我帶去銀行還妳

299
00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:40,083
‎不用了

300
00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:41,500
‎不用，妳留著吧

301
00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:45,000
‎抱歉，我把派對搞砸了

302
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,208
‎沒有啦，真的

303
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:47,791
‎沒關係

304
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:51,916
‎外面好冷，快回家吧

305
00:19:57,833 --> 00:19:59,083
‎聖誕快樂…

306
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,875
‎我猜妳是過敏了，老婆

307
00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:14,375
‎我好死不死

308
00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:16,541
‎就是要對世界上最好的乳液過敏

309
00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:18,166
‎如果這是世界上最好的乳液

310
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,541
‎就不該讓妳的臉變成這樣，不是嗎？

311
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,166
‎其他人的臉擦了就沒事

312
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:25,958
‎妳比較敏感嘛

313
00:20:26,958 --> 00:20:28,500
‎妳有敏感肌，小黛

314
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:33,000
‎還記得妳去年聖誕節
‎想要的那瓶薰衣草香水嗎？

315
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,458
‎害妳脖子上長滿紅斑

316
00:20:38,041 --> 00:20:39,083
‎都我的問題

317
00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:40,750
‎我有一張爛臉

318
00:20:41,416 --> 00:20:43,416
‎一張又蠢又醜的爛臉

319
00:20:44,625 --> 00:20:45,458
‎嘿

320
00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:47,166
‎別說了

321
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,000
‎早安，牛妹

322
00:22:17,875 --> 00:22:18,833
‎原諒我

323
00:22:20,250 --> 00:22:22,375
‎芝寶暖手爐…

324
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,875
‎不需要動刀就能夠擁有完美肌膚

325
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,041
‎請用Alo Glo

326
00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:38,083
‎讓妳從醜小鴨變成美天鵝

327
00:22:38,166 --> 00:22:40,833
‎售價199.99美元起

328
00:22:41,458 --> 00:22:43,416
‎Alo Glo可以解決所有問題

329
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:46,041
‎快撥打螢幕上的電話號碼

330
00:22:46,125 --> 00:22:51,583
‎Alo Glo，肌膚保養品
‎唯一能改造妳的身心靈的救星

331
00:22:52,208 --> 00:22:54,208
‎不論妳想要吹彈可破的肌膚

332
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:55,916
‎想要增加回頭率

333
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:57,708
‎想要融入群體

334
00:22:58,416 --> 00:23:02,958
‎或是只想要確保銀行那些姐妹
‎再也不會嘲笑妳

335
00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:06,250
‎妳知道她們怎麼看妳的

336
00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:09,458
‎還是應該說，看都不看妳一眼

337
00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:11,416
‎我們來解決吧

338
00:23:13,666 --> 00:23:15,541
‎到底是怎麼回事？

339
00:23:16,875 --> 00:23:18,500
‎好了，史黛西

340
00:23:20,375 --> 00:23:22,708
‎這不是妳一直想要的嗎？

341
00:23:24,625 --> 00:23:27,750
‎可以融入雞群，何必當一隻怪鴨？

342
00:23:28,416 --> 00:23:30,916
‎快撥打螢幕上的電話號碼

343
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:34,083
‎-可能副作用包括…
‎-這太瘋狂了

344
00:23:34,166 --> 00:23:38,416
‎情緒化、關節僵硬
‎產生幻覺、害怕親密

345
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:42,750
‎內在空虛、缺乏抱負、缺乏個人特質

346
00:23:42,833 --> 00:23:44,875
‎缺乏獨立思維與意見

347
00:23:44,958 --> 00:23:49,125
‎可能會對先前喜歡的嗜好失去興趣

348
00:23:49,208 --> 00:23:50,875
‎但一切都值得

349
00:23:50,958 --> 00:23:52,500
‎這太蠢了！

350
00:23:53,208 --> 00:23:54,833
‎這是怎麼回事？

351
00:23:56,041 --> 00:23:58,125
‎史黛西，有什麼好笑的？

352
00:23:58,708 --> 00:24:01,250
‎不要，我才不跟電視說話咧

353
00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:04,375
‎妳不是在跟電視講話

354
00:24:04,458 --> 00:24:05,583
‎妳是在跟我說話

355
00:24:07,958 --> 00:24:09,791
‎我可以賜給妳嶄新的自己

356
00:24:09,875 --> 00:24:11,333
‎而且不只如此

357
00:24:12,333 --> 00:24:14,041
‎我可以帶給妳心靈平靜

358
00:24:14,125 --> 00:24:16,250
‎我可以讓妳擁有一席之地

359
00:24:17,375 --> 00:24:20,583
‎Alo Glo保證可以讓妳脫胎換骨

360
00:24:21,958 --> 00:24:24,958
‎我看到Alo Glo就放在妳面前的桌上

361
00:24:25,458 --> 00:24:27,125
‎但我沒看到妳使用它

362
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:31,083
‎我已經用過了，但是沒有用

363
00:24:31,166 --> 00:24:33,208
‎你看我，我都紅成這樣了

364
00:24:33,291 --> 00:24:35,458
‎妳得把整瓶都擦完

365
00:24:35,541 --> 00:24:37,291
‎而且妳需要更多瓶才行

366
00:24:37,375 --> 00:24:39,916
‎妳想要全身大改造，對吧？

367
00:24:41,666 --> 00:24:45,041
‎是啊，但擦了很刺痛，我全身都很癢

368
00:24:45,125 --> 00:24:46,875
‎當然會很刺痛

369
00:24:46,958 --> 00:24:48,750
‎痛就代表有用了

370
00:24:49,583 --> 00:24:52,416
‎皮膚會癢代表它在修復

371
00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:55,208
‎皮膚越癢，修復效果越好

372
00:24:55,291 --> 00:24:57,916
‎妳要修復的地方還很多，史黛西

373
00:24:59,375 --> 00:25:00,750
‎把電話拿起來

374
00:25:02,208 --> 00:25:03,916
‎考慮一下，史黛西

375
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,625
‎要當妳這種人挺丟臉的

376
00:25:06,708 --> 00:25:09,833
‎因為妳不是大家想親近的那種人

377
00:25:10,625 --> 00:25:13,333
‎妳不是大家想見到的那種人

378
00:25:14,041 --> 00:25:16,291
‎但妳很快就能成為

379
00:25:16,375 --> 00:25:18,166
‎妳一直夢寐以求的樣貌

380
00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:22,916
‎真正的包容、和諧、祥和與神性

381
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,708
‎這些統統是謊言

382
00:25:26,041 --> 00:25:28,416
‎我們都只想長得好看

383
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,375
‎所以邁開腳步，跨到另一邊吧

384
00:25:32,458 --> 00:25:36,875
‎擺脫妳的膚況，走進妳的Alo Glo

385
00:25:36,958 --> 00:25:38,500
‎請輸入您的信用卡號

386
00:25:38,583 --> 00:25:41,250
‎掌握A醇與胜肽的力量

387
00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:44,541
‎在真皮層發揮深層功效

388
00:25:44,625 --> 00:25:47,083
‎-促進新皮膚、新細胞生成
‎-謝謝您的訂購

389
00:25:47,166 --> 00:25:49,458
‎期待見到嶄新的您

390
00:25:49,541 --> 00:25:52,083
‎Alo Glo告訴妳的身體
‎打造一個新的妳

391
00:25:52,166 --> 00:25:56,125
‎別忘了，沒擦就沒效

392
00:27:40,791 --> 00:27:42,833
‎（《給一般玩家的德州撲克訣竅》）

393
00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:53,208
‎小黛？

394
00:27:54,291 --> 00:27:55,666
‎剛剛有人敲門嗎？

395
00:27:58,375 --> 00:27:59,875
‎妳不是應該去上班嗎？

396
00:28:00,791 --> 00:28:02,166
‎我請了病假

397
00:28:04,916 --> 00:28:06,083
‎妳的臉

398
00:28:08,666 --> 00:28:09,875
‎沒那麼糟啦

399
00:28:10,708 --> 00:28:11,583
‎是嗎？

400
00:28:12,541 --> 00:28:13,833
‎看起來很糟耶

401
00:28:15,541 --> 00:28:17,166
‎現在主要是很癢

402
00:28:19,375 --> 00:28:21,125
‎我覺得妳不該再擦那種乳液了

403
00:28:22,625 --> 00:28:25,458
‎這是一個過程，癢就代表正在修復

404
00:28:27,416 --> 00:28:31,833
‎妳知道這些乳霜、蜜粉和乳液
‎讓他們賺了多少錢嗎？

405
00:28:33,375 --> 00:28:35,541
‎都是要讓妳覺得自己有問題

406
00:28:36,208 --> 00:28:38,125
‎我是有問題

407
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,833
‎妳沒有問題

408
00:28:42,625 --> 00:28:43,583
‎完全沒有

409
00:28:43,666 --> 00:28:46,666
‎如果妳有問題，那我也有問題

410
00:28:47,750 --> 00:28:48,583
‎不對

411
00:28:49,750 --> 00:28:50,916
‎你沒問題

412
00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:54,000
‎你永遠沒問題，想知道為什麼嗎？

413
00:28:54,875 --> 00:28:56,125
‎因為你是男人

414
00:28:57,083 --> 00:28:59,375
‎男人可以發胖、長毛

415
00:28:59,458 --> 00:29:01,250
‎醜陋、粗魯、變老

416
00:29:01,333 --> 00:29:03,458
‎誰會在意，大家都喜歡你

417
00:29:03,541 --> 00:29:05,000
‎大家都願意跟你說話

418
00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:08,208
‎我才不想跟大家說話

419
00:29:08,791 --> 00:29:10,458
‎我只想跟妳說話

420
00:29:12,416 --> 00:29:13,458
‎你真好，你好棒

421
00:29:14,333 --> 00:29:15,375
‎我很感激，老公

422
00:29:17,875 --> 00:29:18,958
‎但我在改變

423
00:29:20,666 --> 00:29:21,666
‎我要這麼做

424
00:29:22,833 --> 00:29:24,500
‎所以請你支持我

425
00:29:26,541 --> 00:29:29,583
‎支持妳

426
00:29:29,666 --> 00:29:31,791
‎我就是這麼說的，支持我

427
00:29:38,041 --> 00:29:39,666
‎盡量少抓一點，老婆

428
00:30:02,583 --> 00:30:06,875
‎使用全效健身機
‎讓肌肉變得更聰明、更強壯

429
00:30:06,958 --> 00:30:10,000
‎全效做得到的事
‎其他智能健身房做不到

430
00:30:10,083 --> 00:30:13,375
‎僅此一家智能機器
‎輕巧、方便、客製化…

431
00:30:13,458 --> 00:30:14,625
‎14克拉…

432
00:30:14,708 --> 00:30:16,416
‎如此勤奮的哺乳動物

433
00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:19,583
‎海狸總是不斷修復水壩的漏洞

434
00:30:19,666 --> 00:30:23,250
‎神秘塔羅牌的古老秘密照見妳的未來

435
00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:25,291
‎如果妳敢探索自己的命運

436
00:30:25,375 --> 00:30:28,333
‎請撥打1-900-860-1111

437
00:30:28,416 --> 00:30:30,625
‎知名作家兼命理學家…

438
00:30:30,708 --> 00:30:35,583
‎Alo Glo，肌膚保養品
‎唯一能改造妳的身心靈的救星

439
00:30:36,166 --> 00:30:40,041
‎不論妳想要吹彈可破的肌膚
‎想要增加回頭率

440
00:30:40,125 --> 00:30:42,416
‎或是只想要抗老回春

441
00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:43,958
‎Alo Glo都辦得到

442
00:30:44,041 --> 00:30:47,166
‎只需要299.99美元

443
00:30:47,250 --> 00:30:49,666
‎快撥打螢幕上的電話號碼

444
00:30:50,250 --> 00:30:51,500
‎妳還在等什麼？

445
00:30:52,458 --> 00:30:54,125
‎讓妳的夢想成真

446
00:30:54,708 --> 00:30:56,208
‎又快又簡單

447
00:30:56,833 --> 00:30:58,458
‎投資在自己身上

448
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,083
‎親愛的

449
00:31:20,125 --> 00:31:21,208
‎妳在抓皮膚

450
00:31:22,416 --> 00:31:24,833
‎妳連睡覺都在抓，該停手了

451
00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:28,166
‎妳看皮膚都被妳抓破了

452
00:31:29,666 --> 00:31:30,500
‎別抓了

453
00:31:30,583 --> 00:31:32,166
‎他說這樣才有用

454
00:31:32,250 --> 00:31:34,416
‎如果會癢，就代表有用

455
00:31:36,958 --> 00:31:39,166
‎去樓下拿烤箱手套

456
00:31:39,666 --> 00:31:40,833
‎妳戴著睡覺

457
00:31:58,250 --> 00:31:59,208
‎哈囉？

458
00:32:03,583 --> 00:32:05,125
‎又見面了，史黛西

459
00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:07,375
‎很高興見到妳

460
00:32:11,750 --> 00:32:12,791
‎靠近一點

461
00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:18,375
‎再近一點

462
00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:24,416
‎來，讓我看看妳的進展

463
00:32:29,375 --> 00:32:30,666
‎沒什麼進展

464
00:32:30,750 --> 00:32:32,875
‎你看，反而還變得更糟

465
00:32:33,875 --> 00:32:35,291
‎基斯說我是過敏

466
00:32:35,375 --> 00:32:38,208
‎不，妳沒有過敏

467
00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:40,333
‎乳液在發揮功效

468
00:32:40,916 --> 00:32:42,500
‎妳必須讓它繼續生長

469
00:32:44,541 --> 00:32:45,750
‎讓什麼繼續生長？

470
00:32:46,458 --> 00:32:47,541
‎嶄新的妳

471
00:32:48,916 --> 00:32:50,708
‎但妳必須相信我

472
00:32:51,833 --> 00:32:53,708
‎妳必須相信配方

473
00:32:54,833 --> 00:32:57,291
‎但我感覺，妳可能不…

474
00:32:58,458 --> 00:32:59,291
‎相信我

475
00:33:01,875 --> 00:33:04,041
‎不，等等，等一下

476
00:33:04,125 --> 00:33:04,958
‎回來

477
00:33:05,041 --> 00:33:05,875
‎等一下

478
00:33:06,625 --> 00:33:07,708
‎求求你回來

479
00:33:08,791 --> 00:33:09,625
‎哈囉？

480
00:33:10,666 --> 00:33:11,500
‎哈囉？

481
00:33:14,458 --> 00:33:16,291
‎妳知道什麼是信任嗎，史黛西？

482
00:33:17,708 --> 00:33:18,541
‎知道

483
00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:21,291
‎把手給我

484
00:33:30,416 --> 00:33:32,208
‎跟妳說，妳必須持之以恆

485
00:33:36,166 --> 00:33:37,208
‎還有問題嗎？

486
00:33:42,583 --> 00:33:43,416
‎會痛嗎？

487
00:33:46,833 --> 00:33:47,666
‎妳告訴我

488
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,208
‎她們排擠妳的時候，會痛嗎？

489
00:33:53,041 --> 00:33:54,500
‎她們盯著妳看的時候呢？

490
00:33:55,875 --> 00:33:58,708
‎她們指著妳大笑
‎對妳竊竊私語的時候呢？

491
00:34:01,250 --> 00:34:02,083
‎會

492
00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:06,125
‎妳想知道變漂亮是什麼感覺嗎？

493
00:34:08,166 --> 00:34:09,458
‎-想
‎-想

494
00:34:11,458 --> 00:34:13,000
‎妳相信我嗎，史黛西？

495
00:34:18,791 --> 00:34:20,708
‎-相信
‎-好，妳相信我

496
00:34:21,208 --> 00:34:24,291
‎-我相信你
‎-妳相信我，太棒了

497
00:34:24,791 --> 00:34:27,458
‎妳準備好了，史黛西，妳準備好了

498
00:34:27,541 --> 00:34:31,208
‎妳準備好掌握A醇與胜肽的力量

499
00:34:31,291 --> 00:34:33,083
‎讓它進去，史黛西

500
00:34:33,166 --> 00:34:35,000
‎它已經在妳體內了

501
00:34:36,208 --> 00:34:37,333
‎什麼在我體內？

502
00:34:37,875 --> 00:34:40,208
‎妳的新生活，妳渴望的生活

503
00:34:41,041 --> 00:34:46,041
‎它已經長出來了，就在妳的皮膚底下

504
00:34:50,583 --> 00:34:51,708
‎在我的皮膚底下？

505
00:34:55,208 --> 00:34:56,250
‎多擦點Alo Glo

506
00:36:05,166 --> 00:36:06,000
‎基斯

507
00:36:09,791 --> 00:36:12,000
‎你明天可以不上班，待在家嗎？

508
00:36:14,958 --> 00:36:17,833
‎不行，妳知道我不能不去

509
00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:13,625
‎小黛？

510
00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:16,333
‎妳在家嗎？

511
00:38:22,416 --> 00:38:23,250
‎小黛？

512
00:38:26,250 --> 00:38:27,083
‎妳餓嗎？

513
00:39:16,625 --> 00:39:18,291
‎成為幸運入選的來電觀眾之一…

514
00:39:21,166 --> 00:39:22,166
‎小黛？

515
00:39:23,916 --> 00:39:25,541
‎電視在播《獨眼龍》

516
00:39:26,291 --> 00:39:27,125
‎老婆？

517
00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:39,166
‎我會下樓

518
00:39:39,250 --> 00:39:41,625
‎但拜託你什麼也別說

519
00:39:41,708 --> 00:39:43,708
‎因為我知道你會說什麼

520
00:39:47,875 --> 00:39:48,708
‎好

521
00:40:07,166 --> 00:40:08,000
‎皮膚在修復了

522
00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:11,083
‎沒有在修復

523
00:40:11,666 --> 00:40:13,541
‎老婆，是變糟了

524
00:40:14,583 --> 00:40:16,125
‎我們得去看史奈德醫生

525
00:40:16,208 --> 00:40:18,916
‎不用，我覺得很好，真的

526
00:40:19,416 --> 00:40:21,958
‎對，這只是過程的一部分

527
00:40:22,041 --> 00:40:23,833
‎變好之前會先變糟

528
00:40:25,375 --> 00:40:28,083
‎這不是你說的過敏反應

529
00:40:28,166 --> 00:40:31,208
‎是乳液在我皮膚裡，它在生長

530
00:40:31,291 --> 00:40:34,833
‎-它是這樣作用的，發揮效果了
‎-史黛西，妳聽聽妳在說什麼

531
00:40:34,916 --> 00:40:36,333
‎我感覺得到效果了

532
00:40:37,291 --> 00:40:39,333
‎你為什麼不能為我高興一下？

533
00:40:39,916 --> 00:40:40,875
‎你知道，我…

534
00:40:41,416 --> 00:40:43,416
‎這東西可以把我變好

535
00:40:43,958 --> 00:40:45,458
‎可以讓人改頭換面

536
00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:48,708
‎妳沒有哪裡需要變好

537
00:40:50,375 --> 00:40:52,458
‎你只是不懂它是怎麼作用的

538
00:40:52,541 --> 00:40:54,625
‎裡面有胜肽和A醇

539
00:40:54,708 --> 00:40:58,916
‎這是創新的六種成分專利配方

540
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:01,375
‎老婆，妳今天吃過了嗎？

541
00:41:05,125 --> 00:41:05,958
‎有嗎？

542
00:41:07,166 --> 00:41:08,583
‎來個香腸麵包捲

543
00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:13,333
‎來吧

544
00:41:21,083 --> 00:41:21,916
‎很好

545
00:41:22,750 --> 00:41:23,583
‎很好

546
00:41:25,708 --> 00:41:26,541
‎看吧？

547
00:41:28,083 --> 00:41:29,000
‎好多了

548
00:41:33,166 --> 00:41:34,291
‎妳得…

549
00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:37,875
‎有時候妳得把煩惱拋開

550
00:41:41,958 --> 00:41:43,250
‎妳沒有什麼不好

551
00:41:44,333 --> 00:41:45,708
‎妳很可愛

552
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,166
‎內在外在都是

553
00:41:51,125 --> 00:41:52,875
‎你一說出“內在”

554
00:41:52,958 --> 00:41:55,125
‎就代表我外在不可愛

555
00:41:55,208 --> 00:41:56,708
‎不是…

556
00:41:56,791 --> 00:41:57,875
‎妳外在也是

557
00:41:57,958 --> 00:41:59,583
‎妳每方面都很可愛

558
00:42:01,375 --> 00:42:04,500
‎那為什麼我想把我的皮膚都剝下來

559
00:42:04,583 --> 00:42:06,833
‎然後丟進垃圾堆裡！

560
00:42:11,125 --> 00:42:12,041
‎妳要去哪？

561
00:42:12,125 --> 00:42:13,791
‎我要下樓去

562
00:42:13,875 --> 00:42:15,541
‎妳最好別再擦那個東西

563
00:42:16,375 --> 00:42:17,750
‎我是說真的，小黛

564
00:45:14,666 --> 00:45:16,000
‎搞什麼鬼？

565
00:45:17,375 --> 00:45:18,583
‎妳在開玩笑嗎？

566
00:45:21,208 --> 00:45:23,458
‎妳到底中了什麼邪？

567
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:24,875
‎沒有

568
00:45:25,916 --> 00:45:27,791
‎我好興奮

569
00:45:27,875 --> 00:45:29,625
‎從來沒感覺這麼好過

570
00:45:32,750 --> 00:45:34,041
‎這不是妳，小黛

571
00:45:34,125 --> 00:45:35,875
‎你不該批判別人，基斯

572
00:45:35,958 --> 00:45:37,458
‎既負面又惡毒

573
00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:40,333
‎不

574
00:45:42,125 --> 00:45:42,958
‎妳…

575
00:45:44,416 --> 00:45:47,583
‎是史黛西伊莉莎白查普曼

576
00:45:48,291 --> 00:45:49,958
‎妳知道我喜歡妳什麼嗎？

577
00:45:50,041 --> 00:45:51,916
‎妳喜歡看恐怖電影

578
00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:55,250
‎就算妳怕到不敢看，因為會睡不著

579
00:45:56,416 --> 00:45:57,375
‎妳很聰明

580
00:45:58,375 --> 00:45:59,750
‎妳數學很好

581
00:46:00,708 --> 00:46:02,041
‎而且妳愛大自然

582
00:46:02,833 --> 00:46:04,583
‎妳喜歡做動物標本

583
00:46:08,125 --> 00:46:09,166
‎妳是藝術家

584
00:46:09,875 --> 00:46:13,083
‎別人眼中的死動物，是妳眼中的珍寶

585
00:46:14,583 --> 00:46:15,833
‎是美麗的收藏

586
00:46:16,541 --> 00:46:17,875
‎妳讓它變美麗

587
00:46:19,708 --> 00:46:20,541
‎妳很善良

588
00:46:22,583 --> 00:46:23,666
‎很有趣

589
00:46:25,208 --> 00:46:26,125
‎很體貼

590
00:46:29,833 --> 00:46:31,500
‎我覺得妳很完美

591
00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:36,458
‎這就是你的問題，基斯

592
00:46:37,416 --> 00:46:38,250
‎夠了！

593
00:46:41,083 --> 00:46:44,833
‎妳從現在開始就別再胡說八道

594
00:46:45,416 --> 00:46:46,333
‎聽到沒有？

595
00:46:48,208 --> 00:46:52,250
‎你只是不了解我發生了什麼變化

596
00:46:52,833 --> 00:46:55,166
‎因為我累了，我也受夠了

597
00:46:57,958 --> 00:46:59,250
‎來不及了，基斯

598
00:47:01,208 --> 00:47:03,333
‎她已經來了

599
00:47:05,750 --> 00:47:06,583
‎誰？

600
00:47:08,125 --> 00:47:09,250
‎誰來了？

601
00:47:11,041 --> 00:47:12,041
‎誰來了？

602
00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:15,291
‎等到我改造完畢…

603
00:47:15,875 --> 00:47:16,708
‎夠了！

604
00:47:17,958 --> 00:47:19,208
‎好了，你冷靜一點

605
00:47:19,291 --> 00:47:21,708
‎沒有什麼大改造！

606
00:47:23,708 --> 00:47:25,416
‎好吧

607
00:47:29,375 --> 00:47:30,291
‎只是…

608
00:47:32,416 --> 00:47:34,583
‎你永遠不會改變，對吧？

609
00:47:37,458 --> 00:47:39,791
‎你也不想要我改變

610
00:47:40,416 --> 00:47:41,250
‎是嗎？

611
00:47:41,333 --> 00:47:43,000
‎我不想要妳改變

612
00:47:44,041 --> 00:47:45,791
‎我一直想告訴妳的就是這點

613
00:47:45,875 --> 00:47:47,250
‎說到我快臉色發青了

614
00:48:10,166 --> 00:48:11,416
‎搞什麼鬼，小黛？

615
00:48:16,291 --> 00:48:17,708
‎妳戳進我的臉

616
00:48:26,416 --> 00:48:27,458
‎有多深？

617
00:48:30,291 --> 00:48:31,166
‎老婆…

618
00:48:31,750 --> 00:48:32,875
‎對不起

619
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,166
‎我該拔出來嗎？

620
00:48:36,458 --> 00:48:37,625
‎我要把它拔出來

621
00:48:38,125 --> 00:48:39,250
‎好

622
00:48:43,083 --> 00:48:43,916
‎天啊

623
00:48:44,541 --> 00:48:45,541
‎我流血了

624
00:48:46,291 --> 00:48:48,291
‎完了

625
00:48:49,333 --> 00:48:50,500
‎很糟嗎？

626
00:48:51,333 --> 00:48:53,208
‎對，滿糟的，老公

627
00:48:56,958 --> 00:48:58,666
‎我眼鏡上都是血

628
00:49:00,166 --> 00:49:02,291
‎老婆，這真的很糟

629
00:49:03,416 --> 00:49:06,041
‎這真的很糟，我需要一條毛巾

630
00:49:06,125 --> 00:49:07,750
‎可以幫我拿毛巾嗎？

631
00:49:09,375 --> 00:49:10,208
‎可以嗎？

632
00:49:10,833 --> 00:49:11,666
‎好

633
00:49:12,875 --> 00:49:13,958
‎我要用無線電

634
00:49:14,541 --> 00:49:16,208
‎好，沒錯

635
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,541
‎勤務中心？

636
00:49:29,625 --> 00:49:31,750
‎-查普曼警官，請說
‎-這裡是…

637
00:49:32,416 --> 00:49:33,875
‎這裡是查普曼警官

638
00:49:34,416 --> 00:49:36,416
‎我有10-33…

639
00:49:38,416 --> 00:49:39,583
‎查普曼，請回答

640
00:49:42,916 --> 00:49:44,916
‎線路順暢，請說，查普曼

641
00:49:48,250 --> 00:49:49,791
‎有東西砸到我，老婆

642
00:49:50,291 --> 00:49:52,500
‎線路順暢，請說，查普曼

643
00:50:37,875 --> 00:50:39,708
‎來看看你有什麼料

644
00:54:43,708 --> 00:54:46,541
‎看！基斯，你看！

645
00:54:46,625 --> 00:54:48,791
‎看吧！我就跟你說吧，看！

646
00:54:49,583 --> 00:54:50,500
‎看看我！

647
00:54:51,125 --> 00:54:52,041
‎看到了嗎？

648
00:54:53,208 --> 00:54:54,041
‎基斯？

649
00:56:38,791 --> 00:56:40,625
‎拜，老公，祝你今天愉快

650
00:57:11,416 --> 00:57:13,375
‎你沒在聽我說話

651
00:57:13,458 --> 00:57:16,708
‎他需要一個父親告訴他
‎他正在經歷什麼事

652
00:57:17,291 --> 00:57:19,041
‎對，因為那是父親的工作

653
00:57:19,166 --> 00:57:20,333
‎（東郊銀行）

654
00:57:20,416 --> 00:57:21,791
‎…手術出了問題

655
00:57:21,875 --> 00:57:24,416
‎-不會吧
‎-基本上他沒雞雞了

656
00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:25,750
‎跟我說你怎麼想

657
00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:28,833
‎這又不是心理治療，只是…

658
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,791
‎羅傑斯先生有什麼不好？

659
00:57:32,583 --> 00:57:34,375
‎你別那麼老古董好不好！

660
00:57:36,125 --> 00:57:37,208
‎你就是這種人

661
00:57:39,791 --> 00:57:40,916
‎查普曼小姐？

662
00:57:42,166 --> 00:57:43,375
‎早安，朗尼

663
00:57:44,291 --> 00:57:46,500
‎妳打扮得漂亮極了

664
00:57:46,583 --> 00:57:47,791
‎謝謝你

665
00:57:47,875 --> 00:57:51,000
‎-天啊，那是史黛西嗎？
‎-妳有看到我看到的嗎？

666
00:57:51,666 --> 00:57:52,708
‎我晚點再打給你

667
00:57:52,791 --> 00:57:55,333
‎-妳有看到我看到的嗎？
‎-我不知道，妳看到什麼？

668
00:57:55,416 --> 00:57:56,958
‎我剛剛才在問妳

669
00:58:02,250 --> 00:58:03,125
‎我的天

670
00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:06,583
‎這感覺就像妳人在沙漠

671
00:58:06,666 --> 00:58:09,000
‎然後妳很熱，又缺水

672
00:58:09,083 --> 00:58:11,208
‎然後這東西出現在妳面前…

673
00:58:11,291 --> 00:58:13,416
‎-就像海市蜃樓
‎-就像海市蜃樓一樣

674
00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:15,791
‎我們人不在沙漠，吉兒

675
00:58:17,875 --> 00:58:19,291
‎她簡直是天使

676
00:58:23,250 --> 00:58:24,083
‎嗨，姐妹們

677
00:58:24,166 --> 00:58:25,000
‎-嗨
‎-嗨

678
00:58:30,083 --> 00:58:31,375
‎天啊，妳聞起來好香喔

679
00:58:31,458 --> 00:58:32,791
‎她聞起來好香

680
00:58:34,250 --> 00:58:35,416
‎真讓人興奮

681
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,833
‎妳看起來超美的

682
00:58:37,916 --> 00:58:40,000
‎真是難以置信

683
00:58:41,875 --> 00:58:43,875
‎她平常不是這樣的味道

684
00:58:44,458 --> 00:58:48,666
‎真的是太奇怪了

685
00:58:48,750 --> 00:58:50,416
‎史黛西，嗨

686
00:58:50,500 --> 00:58:51,541
‎嗨

687
00:58:51,625 --> 00:58:52,458
‎嗨，吉娜

688
00:58:53,875 --> 00:58:55,708
‎妳是不是做了什麼？

689
00:58:56,541 --> 00:58:57,833
‎當然有

690
00:58:58,375 --> 00:59:00,333
‎我換了髮型，剪短了

691
00:59:01,041 --> 00:59:01,875
‎喜歡嗎？

692
00:59:01,958 --> 00:59:03,750
‎妳看起來很讚耶

693
00:59:03,833 --> 00:59:05,625
‎-我確實是，對吧？
‎-沒錯

694
00:59:05,708 --> 00:59:07,791
‎真的超讚的

695
00:59:08,708 --> 00:59:09,750
‎妳怎麼…

696
00:59:12,041 --> 00:59:14,583
‎我是說，這真的…好不…

697
00:59:14,666 --> 00:59:17,291
‎-不一樣？
‎-不一樣，沒錯，好不一樣

698
00:59:17,791 --> 00:59:21,166
‎對啊，我是說，妳看起來…真的…

699
00:59:21,250 --> 00:59:22,791
‎我看起來真的…

700
00:59:23,541 --> 00:59:24,375
‎怎樣？

701
00:59:24,916 --> 00:59:25,833
‎告訴我

702
00:59:25,916 --> 00:59:27,000
‎妳看起來…

703
00:59:27,583 --> 00:59:28,833
‎真的好美

704
00:59:28,916 --> 00:59:30,083
‎對啊

705
00:59:32,333 --> 00:59:33,333
‎謝謝啦

706
00:59:34,125 --> 00:59:36,041
‎我的天哪，真的很不真實

707
00:59:37,125 --> 00:59:38,625
‎想要的話可以靠近看

708
00:59:39,125 --> 00:59:41,208
‎近一點看得比較清楚

709
00:59:41,958 --> 00:59:42,791
‎好

710
00:59:45,416 --> 00:59:46,583
‎這是新衣服嗎？

711
00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:49,541
‎不是，我一直都有，喜歡嗎？

712
00:59:51,291 --> 00:59:52,125
‎喜歡

713
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:02,750
‎話說，妳們有聽說
‎唐納克倫肖酒駕被逮嗎？

714
01:00:02,833 --> 01:00:04,916
‎他把車開進雪堆裡

715
01:00:05,500 --> 01:00:07,916
‎天啊，他老婆一定覺得很丟臉

716
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,000
‎拜託，她也沒有多完美

717
01:00:10,083 --> 01:00:12,583
‎對啊，茱蒂是個大酒鬼，超愛喝的

718
01:00:12,666 --> 01:00:13,875
‎咕嚕咕嚕

719
01:00:13,958 --> 01:00:16,875
‎她每次來兌現支票
‎嘴裡都有杜松子酒的味道

720
01:00:17,791 --> 01:00:19,708
‎而且是二手杜松子酒

721
01:00:19,791 --> 01:00:20,958
‎說到杜松子酒

722
01:00:21,041 --> 01:00:23,000
‎我們改天應該一起去朱塞佩餐廳喝酒

723
01:00:23,083 --> 01:00:25,083
‎好耶！特價暢飲！

724
01:00:25,166 --> 01:00:27,000
‎他們的琴蕾雞尾酒超好喝

725
01:00:27,083 --> 01:00:28,458
‎沒錯

726
01:00:28,541 --> 01:00:30,166
‎妳一定會喜歡，史黛西

727
01:00:30,250 --> 01:00:32,541
‎他們的科布沙拉也超好吃

728
01:00:32,625 --> 01:00:33,833
‎我喜歡科布沙拉

729
01:02:50,666 --> 01:02:52,083
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