WEBVTT 1 00:00:19,990 --> 00:00:22,260 [Larry] Previously on Doom Patrol... 2 00:00:22,292 --> 00:00:25,062 -Who are you, again? -The Beard Hunter. 3 00:00:25,097 --> 00:00:27,532 [Ernest] Your facial hair connects me directly to the brain stem. 4 00:00:27,565 --> 00:00:29,500 -You're not in control. -[Vic] Grid, stop! 5 00:00:29,533 --> 00:00:31,301 Careful! 6 00:00:31,335 --> 00:00:33,137 [Rita] What the hell happened back there? 7 00:00:33,170 --> 00:00:34,671 [Vic] Ever since my reset button got pushed, 8 00:00:34,673 --> 00:00:36,408 something's been wrong in my system. 9 00:00:36,442 --> 00:00:38,609 The rest of the team can't know. They'll worry I'm turning into that 10 00:00:38,609 --> 00:00:40,578 psychopath in Jane's painting. 11 00:00:40,612 --> 00:00:42,579 [Jane] If you want your life back, why don't you just call her? 12 00:00:42,613 --> 00:00:44,182 -[Cliff] Who? -[Jane] Your daughter. 13 00:00:44,215 --> 00:00:46,850 [Cliff] What the hell is she doing with Bump? 14 00:00:46,884 --> 00:00:48,219 -[screams] -[bang] 15 00:00:48,252 --> 00:00:50,154 There's supposed to be a man there. 16 00:00:50,188 --> 00:00:52,356 It's like he just walked out of the comic book. 17 00:00:52,390 --> 00:00:54,826 [John] I have no say in our relationship, Larry. 18 00:00:54,859 --> 00:00:58,161 [Larry] Because I'm the one who actually has something to lose. 19 00:00:58,195 --> 00:00:59,796 [John] Larry, you there, bud? 20 00:00:59,829 --> 00:01:02,033 It's John. 21 00:01:02,066 --> 00:01:05,168 -I'll be right here. -Go. 22 00:01:05,203 --> 00:01:06,603 [Rita] Has anybody seen her like this before? 23 00:01:06,638 --> 00:01:11,638 -[Cliff] How do we pull her out? -[Larry gasps] 24 00:02:24,882 --> 00:02:28,632 [ballad playing on radio] 25 00:02:37,161 --> 00:02:38,996 [gasps] 26 00:02:39,028 --> 00:02:41,579 [car door closes] 27 00:02:44,468 --> 00:02:47,437 -[knocking on door] -[man] Open up. 28 00:02:47,472 --> 00:02:50,206 Captain Trainor, are you in there? 29 00:02:50,241 --> 00:02:51,808 Who wants to know? 30 00:02:51,842 --> 00:02:53,877 Military police. 31 00:02:53,911 --> 00:02:56,614 [doorknob rattling] 32 00:02:56,647 --> 00:02:59,216 Keep your hands where I can see 'em. 33 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:00,918 You asshole! 34 00:03:00,950 --> 00:03:02,152 [John chuckles] 35 00:03:02,186 --> 00:03:03,854 -[keys clatter] -Had you going there. 36 00:03:03,887 --> 00:03:05,855 [both chuckle] 37 00:03:05,889 --> 00:03:09,426 [both moan] 38 00:03:09,460 --> 00:03:11,162 How'd you find me? 39 00:03:11,194 --> 00:03:12,295 Easy. 40 00:03:12,330 --> 00:03:14,198 A motel in the middle of nowhere. 41 00:03:14,230 --> 00:03:17,769 -Not a soul in sight. -[Larry chuckles] 42 00:03:17,801 --> 00:03:20,037 Now, you want to tell me what the hell this is? 43 00:03:20,070 --> 00:03:21,305 Where we are? 44 00:03:21,338 --> 00:03:25,909 [sighs] 45 00:03:25,943 --> 00:03:29,393 -Do we care? -Hell, no. 46 00:03:34,185 --> 00:03:37,784 [both breathing heavily] 47 00:03:43,493 --> 00:03:48,144 ["Moon River" playing on radio] 48 00:03:51,036 --> 00:03:54,070 -Smell this. It smells like heaven. -[sniffing] 49 00:03:54,104 --> 00:03:58,675 -Smells good. -[John laughs] 50 00:03:58,709 --> 00:03:59,710 -To us. -[glasses clinking] 51 00:03:59,711 --> 00:04:02,179 And whatever the hell this is. 52 00:04:02,212 --> 00:04:07,163 And to whatever the hell this is. 53 00:04:08,919 --> 00:04:12,355 Okay, so, the truck, that made sense. 54 00:04:12,389 --> 00:04:14,793 That was our place. 55 00:04:14,825 --> 00:04:19,826 But this, we've never been here before, so it's not a memory. 56 00:04:20,464 --> 00:04:24,802 Fever dream, maybe? 57 00:04:24,834 --> 00:04:27,271 Oh. Oh. 58 00:04:27,305 --> 00:04:28,906 [scoffs] I'm dead, aren't I? 59 00:04:28,939 --> 00:04:31,975 [chuckles] Are you dead? What are you talking about? 60 00:04:32,009 --> 00:04:34,146 Far from it. 61 00:04:34,178 --> 00:04:39,115 I used to drive by this place when I was going up the coast, 62 00:04:39,149 --> 00:04:40,819 and I told myself, 63 00:04:40,851 --> 00:04:45,851 "Someday, I'm going to go there with John Bowers." 64 00:04:46,423 --> 00:04:49,059 I guess today is someday. 65 00:04:49,093 --> 00:04:51,728 So this is how you wanted it. 66 00:04:51,762 --> 00:04:55,899 -[chuckles] -Are you happy now? 67 00:04:55,932 --> 00:04:57,334 It's perfect. 68 00:04:57,367 --> 00:05:02,139 -Let's get to it, then. -Uh-huh. 69 00:05:02,173 --> 00:05:04,641 -[John sighs] -Hey. Careful. Don't choke on it. 70 00:05:04,675 --> 00:05:09,675 Look at you, mother-hen. Why do you care so much? 71 00:05:13,910 --> 00:05:18,389 Because I love you. 72 00:05:18,422 --> 00:05:19,790 You know, I always wanted to-- 73 00:05:19,822 --> 00:05:22,425 [gasps] 74 00:05:22,459 --> 00:05:24,562 [Cliff distorted] What the hell happened here? 75 00:05:24,595 --> 00:05:26,596 [Rita and Vic distorted] Long story. 76 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:29,733 [Vic distorted] What happened in there? 77 00:05:29,766 --> 00:05:33,670 [Cliff distorted] Not my story to tell. 78 00:05:33,704 --> 00:05:37,208 -I get it. -[Cliff] The good thing is, she's back. 79 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:40,812 And... I think she's back. 80 00:05:40,845 --> 00:05:42,346 [Rita] Are you okay, Larry? 81 00:05:42,379 --> 00:05:46,250 Yeah. 82 00:05:46,283 --> 00:05:51,221 Take me back, pal. 83 00:05:51,254 --> 00:05:53,156 Please. 84 00:05:53,189 --> 00:05:57,860 Please, take me back. 85 00:05:57,894 --> 00:05:59,430 [scoffs] 86 00:05:59,463 --> 00:06:02,367 [newscaster on TV] Protesters have gathered outside the armed robbery trial 87 00:06:02,401 --> 00:06:06,538 of Steve Larson, also known as Animal Vegetable Mineral Man, 88 00:06:06,572 --> 00:06:10,776 who, just yesterday, took the stand and said that he would rather, quote, 89 00:06:10,809 --> 00:06:15,809 "take a bullet" than testify against his alleged partner in crime, his dinosaur head. 90 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:20,483 In other bizarro news, Florida man Bump Weathers 91 00:06:20,517 --> 00:06:23,420 was massacred by a giant alligator this weekend 92 00:06:23,454 --> 00:06:25,889 and died in a tragic accident. 93 00:06:25,923 --> 00:06:30,160 Weathers was a long time pit crew boss to '80s car racing 94 00:06:30,194 --> 00:06:31,963 phenom Cliff Steele. 95 00:06:31,995 --> 00:06:35,166 Locals say that Weathers' bar, Salty Bump's, 96 00:06:35,199 --> 00:06:39,170 is the hub of Cypressville, and he shall be missed. 97 00:06:39,204 --> 00:06:43,408 Bump is survived by his daughter, Clara. 98 00:06:43,442 --> 00:06:45,509 -[voice 1] You're creating disharmony. -[voice 2] You're the primary. 99 00:06:45,543 --> 00:06:47,278 [voice 3] Listen. You're the one on top. 100 00:06:47,279 --> 00:06:49,247 -[voice 4] An equilibrium. -[voice 1] The more things remain out of balance... 101 00:06:49,281 --> 00:06:52,149 -[voice 5] There are rules. -[voice 1] ...the more all of us are vulnerable. 102 00:06:52,184 --> 00:06:56,920 I once took a respite at Rockhaven Sanitarium in Glendale. 103 00:06:56,954 --> 00:07:00,423 The food was horrendous. But Marilyn Monroe's mother 104 00:07:00,458 --> 00:07:01,725 -was my roommate. -Your point? 105 00:07:01,759 --> 00:07:05,529 It's essential to rest the mind. 106 00:07:05,562 --> 00:07:08,232 Is that what you think I was doing? 107 00:07:08,264 --> 00:07:10,235 -Resting my mind? -The point is, 108 00:07:10,267 --> 00:07:14,372 now that you're up and about, I feel that you owe me an apology. 109 00:07:14,404 --> 00:07:17,341 [scoffs] 110 00:07:17,375 --> 00:07:22,612 Not since I understudied Bette Davis, have I been so monomaniacally manipulated, 111 00:07:22,612 --> 00:07:26,216 mind-controlled, and emotionally abused. 112 00:07:26,250 --> 00:07:28,485 Karen! 113 00:07:28,519 --> 00:07:30,521 Oh, yeah. 114 00:07:30,555 --> 00:07:33,423 Yeah, Karen's cray-cray. 115 00:07:33,456 --> 00:07:34,925 Yup. 116 00:07:34,958 --> 00:07:36,360 That's it? 117 00:07:36,394 --> 00:07:38,329 [scoffs] That's your apology? 118 00:07:38,362 --> 00:07:42,432 Do I look like I'm living in a late '90s rom-com, Rita? 119 00:07:42,466 --> 00:07:45,302 Why? Because I'm not fucking Karen! 120 00:07:45,336 --> 00:07:46,670 If you happen to see her-- 121 00:07:46,704 --> 00:07:48,507 Sure. Mmm-hmm, except, no, 122 00:07:48,540 --> 00:07:53,540 because what I'm trying to do now is stay out of my head and find the Chief, 123 00:07:54,178 --> 00:07:57,880 which is why I called [yells] a team meeting! 124 00:07:57,882 --> 00:07:58,781 Hello! 125 00:07:58,783 --> 00:08:00,817 [Cliff] Jane called this meeting? 126 00:08:00,851 --> 00:08:04,454 Yes. Jane call meeting. 127 00:08:04,487 --> 00:08:09,437 All right, where's Vic and Larry? 128 00:08:09,761 --> 00:08:14,197 Oh. [yells] Thanks a lot, guys! 129 00:08:14,230 --> 00:08:18,134 [beeping] 130 00:08:18,168 --> 00:08:22,072 [Vic] We're in. 131 00:08:22,107 --> 00:08:26,175 -[keyboard clacking] -Hey, Grid, I'm here. 132 00:08:26,209 --> 00:08:27,560 [beeping] 133 00:08:33,451 --> 00:08:38,451 Probably because I removed your operating system from my body, big guy. 134 00:08:38,791 --> 00:08:39,791 Huh. 135 00:08:39,791 --> 00:08:44,791 Maybe it's because you're still rebooting. 136 00:08:48,633 --> 00:08:52,702 Ever since we hit SOS and my arm regenerated, 137 00:08:52,736 --> 00:08:56,336 I've never felt so good. 138 00:08:58,207 --> 00:09:00,912 [chuckles] LOL. 139 00:09:00,945 --> 00:09:02,913 -[keyboard clacking] -Is that why my sonic cannon 140 00:09:02,947 --> 00:09:07,947 got all jacked up with the Beard Hunter? 141 00:09:12,889 --> 00:09:17,889 -[keyboard clacking] -How much stronger am I? 142 00:09:30,107 --> 00:09:32,275 -[keyboard clacking] -But I don't see any more cybernetic growth. 143 00:09:32,308 --> 00:09:35,458 Grid, please confirm. 144 00:09:39,683 --> 00:09:44,488 What? 145 00:09:44,522 --> 00:09:47,357 In summary, it was very unpleasant. 146 00:09:47,390 --> 00:09:51,140 [claps hands and exhales] 147 00:09:55,033 --> 00:09:58,302 Dear Chief, sorry we never found you. 148 00:09:58,336 --> 00:10:01,807 We have no excuse, other than we're utterly incompetent. 149 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:06,311 Oh, oh, look. We got a clue. From a teleporting, gender-queer street. 150 00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:09,280 And based on Rita's description, we are now looking for, 151 00:10:09,313 --> 00:10:14,052 and I quote, "A hunky fellow, known as 'Hero of the Beach.'" 152 00:10:14,085 --> 00:10:18,022 Signed, the fucking totally useless Doom Patrol. 153 00:10:18,056 --> 00:10:20,991 -[Cliff] We're not the Doom Patrol. -God, no. 154 00:10:21,024 --> 00:10:23,327 [Jane] We will be, if we don't get our shit together. 155 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:27,097 The Hero of the Beach is Flex Mentallo. 156 00:10:27,131 --> 00:10:29,801 That's right. How did you know that? 157 00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:32,269 Look at the cereal box. 158 00:10:32,302 --> 00:10:35,306 -Mentall-Os! -Ah. 159 00:10:35,339 --> 00:10:36,673 Oh, you know what? 160 00:10:36,706 --> 00:10:39,309 You know what we need right now? 161 00:10:39,342 --> 00:10:42,046 Is a man 162 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:46,450 to eat the Chief's beard hair and track his essence. 163 00:10:46,484 --> 00:10:49,587 Oh, but wait. 164 00:10:49,620 --> 00:10:55,125 [scoffs] We had an actual Beard Hunter here in Doom Manor. 165 00:10:55,125 --> 00:11:00,496 A hair-gobbling bloodhound that could have led us 166 00:11:00,498 --> 00:11:04,368 straight to the Chief, but no. 167 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,235 And what's up with you? 168 00:11:06,236 --> 00:11:07,136 [Cliff] Bump's dead. 169 00:11:07,138 --> 00:11:10,240 Bump? The guy who screwed your wife? 170 00:11:10,274 --> 00:11:13,476 -You should be happy. -[Cliff] I am. I'm not. 171 00:11:13,510 --> 00:11:14,846 I need to see Clara. 172 00:11:14,879 --> 00:11:17,881 So you're gonna bail on us and go to some homewrecker's funeral? 173 00:11:17,914 --> 00:11:19,049 [Cliff] She's my daughter. 174 00:11:19,082 --> 00:11:24,082 Cliff, this is awful. You should be there. 175 00:11:24,121 --> 00:11:26,456 Flit, take me to Salty Bump's. 176 00:11:26,490 --> 00:11:28,125 Don't talk to Flit. 177 00:11:28,158 --> 00:11:30,727 Flit, Clara's at Bump's bar 178 00:11:30,729 --> 00:11:32,429 -in Cypressville-- -We are not your shuttle! 179 00:11:32,464 --> 00:11:37,464 Because nobody jumped in to save you when you were in need, right, Jane? 180 00:11:38,702 --> 00:11:40,937 Nobody. 181 00:11:40,971 --> 00:11:45,143 And I mean nobody saved me. 182 00:11:45,176 --> 00:11:50,176 -I vote we take this down a notch. -[Rita] No, no, no. 183 00:11:53,417 --> 00:11:56,388 Ah! Hey. Here we go! 184 00:11:56,421 --> 00:11:58,722 -[Rita] Where are we? -The Sunshine State. 185 00:11:58,755 --> 00:12:00,892 -[Rita] Florida? -Enjoy! 186 00:12:00,924 --> 00:12:02,559 [Cliff] Deep breaths. [exhales] 187 00:12:02,592 --> 00:12:03,594 [breathing deeply] 188 00:12:03,626 --> 00:12:05,663 What's wrong? You wanted to come. 189 00:12:05,697 --> 00:12:09,700 Uh, my daughter who thinks I died 30 years ago is inside that bar. 190 00:12:09,734 --> 00:12:11,701 She needs someone to lean on right now. 191 00:12:11,735 --> 00:12:13,370 She needs a hero! Oh! 192 00:12:13,403 --> 00:12:14,839 Phew! Boy! Dizzy. 193 00:12:14,871 --> 00:12:16,974 It's just nerves. 194 00:12:17,008 --> 00:12:19,809 Every performer worth their salt gets them. 195 00:12:19,844 --> 00:12:22,846 -[clears throat] It means you care. -[groans] 196 00:12:22,879 --> 00:12:25,816 Now, stand up straight. 197 00:12:25,850 --> 00:12:27,451 Repeat after me. 198 00:12:27,484 --> 00:12:30,254 Red leather, yellow leather. 199 00:12:30,288 --> 00:12:33,890 "Red leather, yellow--" What? Why? 200 00:12:33,924 --> 00:12:36,225 Blow your lips, like a horse. 201 00:12:36,259 --> 00:12:37,361 [blowing lips] 202 00:12:37,394 --> 00:12:40,998 -No lips. Part of why I'm nervous. -Right. 203 00:12:41,032 --> 00:12:46,032 Ah! How about take a deep, cleansing breath 204 00:12:46,136 --> 00:12:48,471 all the way up through your diaphragm. 205 00:12:48,504 --> 00:12:52,009 Haaaah. 206 00:12:52,043 --> 00:12:56,746 [Cliff] Uh, I'm good. 207 00:12:56,780 --> 00:13:00,083 [country music playing] 208 00:13:00,118 --> 00:13:02,967 [people chattering] 209 00:13:10,860 --> 00:13:12,730 Oh, goody, we fit right in. 210 00:13:12,763 --> 00:13:15,166 Hey, Metallica! 211 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,533 Y'all friends of Bump's? 212 00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:18,702 -[Cliff] Uh... -Who wasn't? 213 00:13:18,735 --> 00:13:22,505 What a lovely man. Tragic loss. 214 00:13:22,506 --> 00:13:23,440 [Cliff] Hi. 215 00:13:23,441 --> 00:13:26,477 I see you're admiring Bump's handiwork. 216 00:13:26,510 --> 00:13:31,510 He made this Halloween costume for my friend years ago. 217 00:13:31,782 --> 00:13:33,485 -No shit. -Hmm. 218 00:13:33,518 --> 00:13:37,187 -Do you mind? -[Cliff] What? Mind, what? 219 00:13:37,221 --> 00:13:38,589 [Cliff whispering] Rita. 220 00:13:38,621 --> 00:13:39,691 Huh. 221 00:13:39,725 --> 00:13:43,027 -[Cliff] Rita. -Reckon he used a Heliarc or a MIG? 222 00:13:43,061 --> 00:13:44,361 -[man] It's a MIG. -[Cliff] Rita. 223 00:13:44,395 --> 00:13:45,962 -That's carbon steel, you jackass. -[Cliff] Rita. 224 00:13:45,996 --> 00:13:47,432 I'll be damned. 225 00:13:47,465 --> 00:13:52,465 -[Cliff] Rita. -Oh! Would you boys excuse us? 226 00:13:52,503 --> 00:13:57,008 [Rita] Hmm. 227 00:13:57,041 --> 00:13:59,844 Well, butter my backside and call me Biscuit. 228 00:13:59,876 --> 00:14:03,413 What can I get for you, pretty lady? 229 00:14:03,447 --> 00:14:04,716 Gin and tonic. 230 00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:07,085 I want to fend off the mosquitoes while I'm here. 231 00:14:07,118 --> 00:14:09,653 Good idea. Something for your friend? 232 00:14:09,687 --> 00:14:11,654 Oh, no, he's on the wagon. 233 00:14:11,688 --> 00:14:13,490 Poor thing. Sharaine! 234 00:14:13,524 --> 00:14:16,260 G&T for the lady, and I'll take another pitcher of beer. 235 00:14:16,261 --> 00:14:17,428 [Sharaine] You got it, honey. 236 00:14:17,428 --> 00:14:21,565 Survey says you are not from around here. 237 00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,100 -Too classy. -[chuckles] 238 00:14:23,134 --> 00:14:28,072 Name's Big D. 239 00:14:28,105 --> 00:14:29,974 -Gertrude Cramp. -[Cliff] Huh? 240 00:14:30,006 --> 00:14:32,677 Ah, but most people call me Gertie. 241 00:14:32,711 --> 00:14:36,380 So, Gertie. You and tea kettle there an item? 242 00:14:36,413 --> 00:14:39,583 Heavens, no. He's just an old friend of the family. 243 00:14:39,618 --> 00:14:44,254 Well, in that case, maybe you'd like to split a basket of chicken with me? 244 00:14:44,288 --> 00:14:46,490 I'd be delighted, Big D. 245 00:14:46,523 --> 00:14:48,591 [Big D] Sharaine. 246 00:14:48,625 --> 00:14:50,094 A basket of chicken. 247 00:14:50,128 --> 00:14:52,096 You got it, Big D. 248 00:14:52,129 --> 00:14:55,466 [Big D laughs] 249 00:14:55,499 --> 00:14:57,149 [Rita] Hmm. 250 00:15:01,806 --> 00:15:03,440 [Vic grunts] 251 00:15:03,474 --> 00:15:04,974 [groaning] 252 00:15:09,879 --> 00:15:12,279 [blood dripping] 253 00:15:28,532 --> 00:15:30,932 [gasps] Oh, God. 254 00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:34,721 [sighs] 255 00:15:41,445 --> 00:15:42,913 [gasps] 256 00:15:42,947 --> 00:15:45,682 No. No, no, no. 257 00:15:45,716 --> 00:15:48,885 No! No. 258 00:15:48,918 --> 00:15:50,386 [knocking on door] 259 00:15:50,419 --> 00:15:51,990 [Jane] Yo! 260 00:15:52,024 --> 00:15:55,926 I just found out that Flex Mentallo has a wife named Dolores. 261 00:15:55,960 --> 00:16:00,663 She's old as fuck, but she's still alive. 262 00:16:00,697 --> 00:16:04,168 "Wow. That's great, Jane." 263 00:16:04,201 --> 00:16:06,769 We're meeting her in an hour. 264 00:16:06,803 --> 00:16:08,404 -[bangs on door] -Hello! 265 00:16:08,437 --> 00:16:09,573 Hello, what? 266 00:16:09,606 --> 00:16:11,743 Look, just go meet her. You don't need my permission. 267 00:16:11,775 --> 00:16:14,946 Listen, Vic-wad, you're the genius who got a talking street 268 00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:17,614 to tell us that Flex is the key to finding the Chief. 269 00:16:17,648 --> 00:16:20,384 Flex is MIA and... 270 00:16:20,418 --> 00:16:25,121 Well, his wife, Dolores, is all we got, so... 271 00:16:25,155 --> 00:16:26,690 I need your help, Vic. 272 00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:30,693 [sighs] 273 00:16:30,727 --> 00:16:32,996 Okay. Uh... 274 00:16:33,029 --> 00:16:36,100 [sighs] Just give me a minute. 275 00:16:36,134 --> 00:16:37,902 [Rita] So you knew Bump? 276 00:16:37,934 --> 00:16:40,404 -We was neighbors. -Hmm. 277 00:16:40,437 --> 00:16:42,807 And I must have told him 1,000 times, 278 00:16:42,841 --> 00:16:47,043 if he's going looking for Frances, I will go with him. 279 00:16:47,077 --> 00:16:49,179 But did he call? Hell, no. 280 00:16:49,212 --> 00:16:50,849 Was Frances his girlfriend? 281 00:16:50,881 --> 00:16:53,985 No. Frances is the name of the gator what ended up 282 00:16:54,018 --> 00:16:57,655 eating his sorry ass. She's a legend. 283 00:16:57,688 --> 00:17:00,191 A lot of folks figure she ate the Unabomber. 284 00:17:00,224 --> 00:17:01,993 -And now, Bump. -Yeah. 285 00:17:02,025 --> 00:17:03,794 Poor old Bump. 286 00:17:03,828 --> 00:17:06,364 He ended up in the belly of that godforsaken beast 287 00:17:06,396 --> 00:17:09,299 somewhere's out there in the Okefenokee Swamp. 288 00:17:09,334 --> 00:17:11,301 That don't surprise me none either. 289 00:17:11,336 --> 00:17:13,938 Most gator hunters know, they see Frances coming, 290 00:17:13,971 --> 00:17:15,839 -they gonna skedaddle. -Mmm. 291 00:17:15,873 --> 00:17:17,442 But not old Bump. 292 00:17:17,474 --> 00:17:19,510 He just rushed right into danger. 293 00:17:19,544 --> 00:17:22,246 [Cliff] And straight into my wife's crotch. 294 00:17:22,279 --> 00:17:23,347 Say... Say what, now? 295 00:17:23,381 --> 00:17:27,384 [laughs] Just kidding. Bump was awesome. 296 00:17:27,417 --> 00:17:30,954 [chuckles] Why'd Bump want to catch Frances anyway? 297 00:17:30,988 --> 00:17:32,457 Well, you know Bump. 298 00:17:32,490 --> 00:17:36,361 I mean, he's... Get a wild hair, and not think things through 299 00:17:36,394 --> 00:17:37,761 and end up doing something stupid. 300 00:17:37,796 --> 00:17:39,830 Yeah. Like screwing someone else's wife! 301 00:17:39,865 --> 00:17:42,366 -[Rita clears throat] -I'm just kidding. Again. 302 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:46,150 [woman] Thank you, Clara. 303 00:17:59,217 --> 00:18:00,866 [inaudible] 304 00:18:10,228 --> 00:18:14,030 [Larry] Please, I want to go back to that dream. 305 00:18:14,065 --> 00:18:16,401 I'll never ask again. 306 00:18:16,433 --> 00:18:20,171 Maybe you're tired. I get it. Okay? 307 00:18:20,203 --> 00:18:22,472 But why'd you take me all the way there 308 00:18:22,507 --> 00:18:26,143 if you weren't going to let me play the whole thing out? 309 00:18:26,176 --> 00:18:28,479 [sighs] 310 00:18:28,512 --> 00:18:33,084 I need to see him, pal. Please. 311 00:18:33,116 --> 00:18:35,118 [gasps] 312 00:18:35,152 --> 00:18:40,152 -[people chattering] -[jazz music playing] 313 00:18:42,826 --> 00:18:44,326 Excuse me. 314 00:18:52,135 --> 00:18:54,837 Hey, hey, hey, where you heading? 315 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,173 Stay and talk. 316 00:18:56,207 --> 00:18:58,410 No, thanks. I'm looking for somebody. 317 00:18:58,443 --> 00:19:00,912 [John] First of all, you're underestimating writing stream of consciousness. 318 00:19:00,913 --> 00:19:02,813 [man] Okay, look, all I'm saying is that anybody 319 00:19:02,814 --> 00:19:05,450 could get loaded and write the first thing that comes to mind. 320 00:19:05,482 --> 00:19:07,183 [John] But this one is different. This one is different. 321 00:19:07,218 --> 00:19:09,221 Okay, there's a wicked wind, wild orgy. 322 00:19:09,253 --> 00:19:11,655 And they get so wasted, they blow off dinner with Henry Miller. 323 00:19:11,689 --> 00:19:13,857 -Can you imagine? -I would never forgive myself. 324 00:19:13,892 --> 00:19:15,692 -You'll love it. -You had me at Henry Miller. 325 00:19:15,692 --> 00:19:18,061 -You had me at orgy. -Oh, you're so bad! 326 00:19:18,095 --> 00:19:19,297 -[all laughing] -You came? 327 00:19:19,329 --> 00:19:21,030 -[Larry] Hey. -Boy, you came! 328 00:19:21,065 --> 00:19:23,934 -Thank God I found you. -Oh. 329 00:19:23,969 --> 00:19:27,672 Guys, this is the Larry I was telling you about. 330 00:19:27,704 --> 00:19:29,507 -Hey. -Down, boy. You know he's taken. 331 00:19:29,539 --> 00:19:32,009 Who cares? It's a free country. I mean, look at him. 332 00:19:32,042 --> 00:19:33,777 [man] Oh, my gosh, stop it. Look, he's blushing. 333 00:19:33,777 --> 00:19:34,744 Hey, can we go? 334 00:19:34,746 --> 00:19:38,115 [laughs] You just got here. Relax. 335 00:19:38,148 --> 00:19:42,118 Enjoy yourself. Get a drink. 336 00:19:42,153 --> 00:19:43,153 Okay. 337 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,095 All right, bud. 338 00:19:51,127 --> 00:19:52,763 He's cute. 339 00:19:52,797 --> 00:19:57,167 [man] Oh, my gosh. He looks like a movie star. 340 00:19:57,201 --> 00:19:58,702 [sighs heavily] 341 00:19:58,737 --> 00:20:03,737 What the hell, pal? Change it back to the motel. 342 00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:06,944 I mean it. 343 00:20:06,978 --> 00:20:09,279 We're trying to work together here, right? 344 00:20:09,313 --> 00:20:13,451 This isn't what I want. Change it back. Now. 345 00:20:13,483 --> 00:20:18,483 [man] Are you gonna play something? 346 00:20:25,563 --> 00:20:29,099 [country music playing] 347 00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:30,934 Woman, you love you some chicken. 348 00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:33,367 [laughs] Uh-huh. 349 00:20:43,914 --> 00:20:46,951 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Here I go. 350 00:20:46,983 --> 00:20:49,534 [Cliff muttering] 351 00:20:52,557 --> 00:20:53,959 [Sharaine whistles] 352 00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:58,991 Everybody, shut the fuck up, so Clara can say something. 353 00:20:59,163 --> 00:21:02,500 -I don't know if I-- -Oh, come on, get on up there, hon. 354 00:21:02,532 --> 00:21:05,236 We want to hear from you. 355 00:21:05,269 --> 00:21:07,219 [sighs] Okay. 356 00:21:13,676 --> 00:21:15,913 Thanks. 357 00:21:15,913 --> 00:21:18,316 You a friend of Bump's? 358 00:21:18,348 --> 00:21:20,818 Yeah, I am. Yeah. 359 00:21:20,852 --> 00:21:25,652 Well, I'm real glad you're here. 360 00:21:27,892 --> 00:21:30,929 Well, um, I just want to thank y'all for coming out today. 361 00:21:30,961 --> 00:21:33,798 This would have meant a lot to my dad. [voice breaking] 362 00:21:33,832 --> 00:21:36,901 Y'all know Bump took me in after the accident. 363 00:21:36,934 --> 00:21:38,603 He taught me the important things, 364 00:21:38,635 --> 00:21:41,606 like how to tie a cherry stem knot with my tongue. [laughs] 365 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:45,442 -[all laughing] -How to change my alternator. How to kick a guy in the balls. 366 00:21:45,476 --> 00:21:46,544 [all laughing] 367 00:21:46,576 --> 00:21:48,412 That's probably why I'm still single. 368 00:21:48,445 --> 00:21:49,746 [all laugh] 369 00:21:49,779 --> 00:21:52,950 Um... 370 00:21:52,982 --> 00:21:55,519 Anyhoo, uh... 371 00:21:55,553 --> 00:21:58,888 When I turned 18, we made it official, 372 00:21:58,922 --> 00:22:00,959 and Bump adopted me. 373 00:22:00,991 --> 00:22:04,695 I had gotten this little inheritance when my birth parents died, 374 00:22:04,729 --> 00:22:07,565 and part of that was this gold watch. 375 00:22:07,597 --> 00:22:09,968 It meant a lot to me. 376 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:14,571 But what meant more to me was this man who had cared for me 377 00:22:14,605 --> 00:22:16,941 and asked for nothing in return. 378 00:22:16,974 --> 00:22:18,710 [chuckles] I don't know. Maybe it was silly, 379 00:22:18,742 --> 00:22:23,742 but that gold watch was the most valuable thing I owned, 380 00:22:24,315 --> 00:22:25,583 and I wanted him to have it. 381 00:22:25,615 --> 00:22:30,121 So I had it inscribed, "To Dad, you're my hero." 382 00:22:30,154 --> 00:22:35,154 And... And I gave it to him when the adoption was final. 383 00:22:35,492 --> 00:22:36,548 Yeah. [sniffles] 384 00:22:36,548 --> 00:22:40,798 Y'all know Bump had this urgent way of looking at life, like it was ice cream on a hot day, 385 00:22:40,832 --> 00:22:43,867 and he just had to eat it fast. Carpe Diem, he'd say, 386 00:22:43,902 --> 00:22:47,739 which he said was Latin for, "Don't waste a goddamn minute, 387 00:22:47,771 --> 00:22:51,709 'cause you never know when your time is up." 388 00:22:51,742 --> 00:22:54,144 [voice breaking] Well, that stupid idiot, he was out there 389 00:22:54,179 --> 00:22:58,214 just Carpe -fucking-Dieming when he went into the belly of a gator 390 00:22:58,249 --> 00:23:02,219 and took that damn watch with him. 391 00:23:02,252 --> 00:23:05,289 Makes no sense why he did it. 392 00:23:05,323 --> 00:23:10,323 But it also makes no sense why he'd take a little girl under his wing 393 00:23:10,761 --> 00:23:14,897 when he had his whole life ahead of him. 394 00:23:14,932 --> 00:23:17,902 So, uh... 395 00:23:17,935 --> 00:23:21,873 So here's to the good things that make no sense. 396 00:23:21,905 --> 00:23:26,277 Here's to my dad. He'll always be my hero. [chuckles] 397 00:23:26,309 --> 00:23:31,115 [all cheering] 398 00:23:31,148 --> 00:23:33,284 -Did you talk to her? -No, I didn't talk to her! 399 00:23:33,317 --> 00:23:35,720 But she was right there! 400 00:23:35,752 --> 00:23:38,288 Didn't you hear what she said? Bump was her hero! 401 00:23:38,321 --> 00:23:40,525 Of course, he was. He raised her. 402 00:23:40,557 --> 00:23:42,059 It's not a competition, Cliff. 403 00:23:42,093 --> 00:23:44,428 Are you crazy? He took in an orphan girl. 404 00:23:44,461 --> 00:23:45,864 How am I gonna beat that? 405 00:23:45,865 --> 00:23:49,566 I think your love and a sincere apology should suffice. 406 00:23:49,567 --> 00:23:53,103 No, no, no, no. 407 00:23:53,136 --> 00:23:56,839 Frances. 408 00:23:56,874 --> 00:23:57,874 What? 409 00:24:06,182 --> 00:24:09,482 ["Moon River" playing] 410 00:24:19,430 --> 00:24:22,199 Come on. 411 00:24:22,232 --> 00:24:23,835 Come on. 412 00:24:23,867 --> 00:24:27,468 -[Larry] What? -Come on. 413 00:24:31,709 --> 00:24:36,446 Dark corner, away from everybody. 414 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:39,083 [chuckles] 415 00:24:39,083 --> 00:24:40,018 -One dance. -Okay. 416 00:24:40,018 --> 00:24:42,053 -One dance. -I'll take what I can get. 417 00:24:42,086 --> 00:24:46,156 -[Larry scoffs] -Hey, you asked for context. Here it is. 418 00:24:46,157 --> 00:24:47,892 We're in the heart of the happening, Larry. 419 00:24:47,893 --> 00:24:49,027 -I know. I know. -This is it. 420 00:24:49,027 --> 00:24:52,462 I get it. I get it. It's just... 421 00:24:52,496 --> 00:24:54,965 -It's a lot. -[chuckles] 422 00:24:54,999 --> 00:24:58,769 Hey, appreciate what we have here. 423 00:24:58,803 --> 00:25:00,038 -Okay? -Yeah. 424 00:25:00,070 --> 00:25:04,442 Back home in Erie, Rawhide didn't open until '79. 425 00:25:04,474 --> 00:25:06,009 Shit. 426 00:25:06,044 --> 00:25:10,913 Until then, the nearest gay bar was six hours away in Philly. 427 00:25:10,948 --> 00:25:13,416 Rawhide? 428 00:25:13,451 --> 00:25:15,352 Erie, PA. What are you saying? 429 00:25:15,385 --> 00:25:16,988 [John chuckles] 430 00:25:17,020 --> 00:25:18,923 I'm saying, we're safe here. 431 00:25:18,957 --> 00:25:22,894 [Larry] And we'd be safe back at that motel. 432 00:25:22,926 --> 00:25:27,364 Look, I know, I know I should be okay with all this, 433 00:25:27,397 --> 00:25:31,597 but there's no privacy here. 434 00:25:33,003 --> 00:25:36,240 -Who's gonna see you here, Larry? -What? 435 00:25:36,272 --> 00:25:38,910 -I don't know. -Because, 436 00:25:38,942 --> 00:25:41,878 right now, we could go anywhere. 437 00:25:41,913 --> 00:25:44,280 We could do anything. 438 00:25:44,315 --> 00:25:46,017 But we can't 439 00:25:46,049 --> 00:25:49,354 because, even in this dream, or whatever the hell this is, 440 00:25:49,386 --> 00:25:51,955 you're still worried about what other people think. 441 00:25:51,990 --> 00:25:56,794 -No, no... -Yes. Yes, you are. 442 00:25:56,827 --> 00:25:58,930 Yes, you are. 443 00:25:58,962 --> 00:26:01,598 If you're not running from the military, it's your wife. 444 00:26:01,632 --> 00:26:03,201 -And if it's not your wife... -Hey. 445 00:26:03,233 --> 00:26:05,202 -...then it's a table of perfectly wonderful guys. -That is not it. 446 00:26:05,236 --> 00:26:08,138 I just want us alone. I want to be with you. 447 00:26:08,173 --> 00:26:10,608 [loudly] Then be with me, Larry. Here! 448 00:26:10,642 --> 00:26:13,911 Or at the table or at the bar! What does it matter as long as we're together? 449 00:26:13,944 --> 00:26:16,948 Okay. Okay. You're right, okay? I need to change. 450 00:26:16,980 --> 00:26:21,980 [scoffs] Don't you think you would've if you could've by now? 451 00:26:23,020 --> 00:26:25,088 You've got to let go, Larry. 452 00:26:25,123 --> 00:26:28,359 The world has changed, and you've stayed the same. 453 00:26:28,393 --> 00:26:31,662 Hiding out in the back of pickup trucks, holing up in out-of-the-way motels. 454 00:26:31,695 --> 00:26:33,998 Never breaking out of your damn box. 455 00:26:34,031 --> 00:26:35,532 What kind of life is that? 456 00:26:35,566 --> 00:26:36,968 John. 457 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,770 John, I swear, I'll change. Just give me a chance. 458 00:26:39,804 --> 00:26:41,772 I'm all out of chances, Larry. 459 00:26:41,806 --> 00:26:44,141 I don't want to spend my last days like this. 460 00:26:44,173 --> 00:26:45,442 What? 461 00:26:45,476 --> 00:26:49,113 You want a chance? Take one. 462 00:26:49,145 --> 00:26:52,950 John. John! 463 00:26:52,982 --> 00:26:56,953 John! 464 00:26:56,987 --> 00:26:58,055 John! 465 00:26:58,056 --> 00:26:59,056 [panting] 466 00:26:59,057 --> 00:27:02,460 What is going on? What's happening? 467 00:27:02,492 --> 00:27:04,797 Answer me! 468 00:27:04,829 --> 00:27:09,829 Look, I know you're not the best communicator, okay? Join the club. 469 00:27:10,335 --> 00:27:14,739 Why did John say he didn't want to spend his last days like this? 470 00:27:14,771 --> 00:27:18,709 What chance am I supposed to take? 471 00:27:18,742 --> 00:27:22,246 [sighs] Come on, pal. Come on, pal. 472 00:27:22,278 --> 00:27:24,181 Help me out. 473 00:27:24,213 --> 00:27:26,750 What's going on? 474 00:27:26,784 --> 00:27:27,834 [sighs] 475 00:27:58,214 --> 00:28:00,116 "Erie"? 476 00:28:00,150 --> 00:28:01,799 Is that it? 477 00:28:09,794 --> 00:28:11,796 [Rita] Did you not hear what Big D said? 478 00:28:11,828 --> 00:28:14,731 People that go after Frances never come back. 479 00:28:14,765 --> 00:28:16,233 This is insane, even for you, Cliff. 480 00:28:16,267 --> 00:28:18,903 Why'd you tell Big D that your name was Gertrude Cramp? 481 00:28:18,935 --> 00:28:23,106 Because, unlike you, I'm not running away anymore. 482 00:28:23,141 --> 00:28:27,077 I'm trying to face my fears and remember who I was 483 00:28:27,111 --> 00:28:31,548 before I was Rita Farr. 484 00:28:31,582 --> 00:28:33,351 Gertrude is my real name. 485 00:28:33,384 --> 00:28:36,488 Well, then I want to be Clara's dad again. 486 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,957 That's who I was before I became this tool shed. 487 00:28:39,990 --> 00:28:41,625 But I can't do it without that watch. 488 00:28:41,659 --> 00:28:43,094 This is about a watch? 489 00:28:43,126 --> 00:28:45,396 A watch isn't going to win her back. 490 00:28:45,430 --> 00:28:47,332 All a girl wants is her father's time. 491 00:28:47,365 --> 00:28:50,134 Well, I blew that. All I can do now is make up for it. 492 00:28:50,167 --> 00:28:51,836 Why don't you just buy a new watch? 493 00:28:51,868 --> 00:28:53,337 What is so special about that watch? 494 00:28:53,371 --> 00:28:55,074 Because it's my fucking watch. Okay! 495 00:28:55,106 --> 00:28:58,977 I won it in the Dallas Speedway in 1976 in a neck-in-neck with Flip Jackson. 496 00:28:59,010 --> 00:29:03,547 And that watch means something to her. So, if I have to bear wrestle 497 00:29:03,548 --> 00:29:06,250 an alligator to prove that I still care about her, 498 00:29:06,284 --> 00:29:09,686 then, God damn it, that's what I'm gonna do. 499 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,722 Ooh! Well, what about me? 500 00:29:11,757 --> 00:29:15,459 What am I supposed to do while you wade into the heart of darkness? 501 00:29:15,491 --> 00:29:16,493 Stand on the shore? 502 00:29:16,528 --> 00:29:19,297 Wait to be eaten alive by some tsetse horde? 503 00:29:19,329 --> 00:29:21,498 -I don't care. -[flies buzzing] 504 00:29:21,531 --> 00:29:24,402 [exclaims and sighs] 505 00:29:24,435 --> 00:29:27,503 I should have had another gin and tonic. 506 00:29:27,538 --> 00:29:29,239 [sighs] 507 00:29:29,272 --> 00:29:32,143 Ugh! 508 00:29:32,175 --> 00:29:37,125 -[Rita grunting] -[frog croaking] 509 00:29:56,867 --> 00:29:59,268 [doorbell rings] 510 00:30:02,073 --> 00:30:05,241 Hello, can I help you? 511 00:30:05,242 --> 00:30:07,377 I'm an old friend of John's. 512 00:30:07,411 --> 00:30:10,013 From the military. 513 00:30:10,048 --> 00:30:13,084 Captain Larry Trainor. 514 00:30:13,116 --> 00:30:18,056 [gasps] I can't believe it. 515 00:30:18,088 --> 00:30:21,459 -The bandages. -Yeah. 516 00:30:21,492 --> 00:30:24,061 Yeah, I was just in the neighborhood, 517 00:30:24,095 --> 00:30:29,095 -and I wondered if he-- -Of course. Come in. 518 00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:45,851 He's been drifting in and out. 519 00:30:45,884 --> 00:30:50,653 And your ears must have been burning, 'cause he keeps saying your name. 520 00:30:50,688 --> 00:30:52,188 [chuckles] 521 00:31:19,750 --> 00:31:23,186 [John] Larry. 522 00:31:23,221 --> 00:31:27,023 You son of a bitch. 523 00:31:27,057 --> 00:31:30,426 I can't believe you came. 524 00:31:30,461 --> 00:31:34,565 [Larry] Hey. 525 00:31:34,597 --> 00:31:36,232 [John sighs] 526 00:31:36,266 --> 00:31:38,635 I... 527 00:31:38,669 --> 00:31:40,738 I thought it was all a dream. 528 00:31:40,770 --> 00:31:44,008 I had a bad fever for about a week. 529 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,277 I conked out. I saw the white light. 530 00:31:46,310 --> 00:31:49,180 I thought, "Well, John, old boy, 531 00:31:49,212 --> 00:31:52,048 it was a good run. 532 00:31:52,083 --> 00:31:56,133 Wheels up. All systems go." 533 00:31:59,123 --> 00:32:04,123 But when I got closer to the light... 534 00:32:05,128 --> 00:32:07,828 [sighs] I saw you. 535 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,436 Good God. 536 00:32:12,470 --> 00:32:17,470 That steak sandwich was fucking awesome, wasn't it? [laughing] 537 00:32:17,642 --> 00:32:22,642 [Larry] I'd go back to that motel in a heartbeat. 538 00:32:23,114 --> 00:32:27,917 [sighs] 539 00:32:27,951 --> 00:32:31,055 I gotta be honest with you. 540 00:32:31,087 --> 00:32:36,087 At this stage in my life, I'm too old to ask how. 541 00:32:37,694 --> 00:32:40,545 You're here, Larry. 542 00:32:44,601 --> 00:32:46,971 [John sighs] 543 00:32:47,003 --> 00:32:51,075 You're here. 544 00:32:51,107 --> 00:32:52,810 [chuckles] 545 00:32:52,844 --> 00:32:57,013 It's so romantic in here, amongst the diapers and decongestant, isn't it? 546 00:32:57,048 --> 00:33:01,051 [laughs and sighs] 547 00:33:01,085 --> 00:33:04,321 Let's go to the porch. 548 00:33:04,355 --> 00:33:09,026 And, if you don't mind, darling, 549 00:33:09,059 --> 00:33:12,863 -I need a lift. -You got it. 550 00:33:12,896 --> 00:33:14,846 [John grunts] 551 00:33:22,006 --> 00:33:25,242 [Larry] Up we go. [grunts] 552 00:33:25,276 --> 00:33:30,276 [John] Good God, you're still so strong. 553 00:33:46,664 --> 00:33:49,534 What I said in the bar, it was selfish of me 554 00:33:49,567 --> 00:33:52,636 to bring my crap into our fantasy. I'm sorry. 555 00:33:52,671 --> 00:33:56,340 [Larry] Are you kidding? I'm here because of what you said. 556 00:33:56,374 --> 00:33:58,676 Part of me hoped you'd come. 557 00:33:58,710 --> 00:34:02,246 Let's face it, other than Evette, I got no one left. 558 00:34:02,279 --> 00:34:04,516 Everyone's croaked. 559 00:34:04,548 --> 00:34:06,416 That's what they don't tell you. 560 00:34:06,451 --> 00:34:09,152 You enter wearing diapers and eating baby food, 561 00:34:09,186 --> 00:34:13,291 and you exit the same damned way. 562 00:34:13,324 --> 00:34:16,726 It's just my way of saying, 563 00:34:16,728 --> 00:34:19,996 I'm very glad you came, 564 00:34:20,030 --> 00:34:22,130 Larry Trainor. 565 00:34:29,507 --> 00:34:31,507 This is where she said to meet, right? 566 00:34:31,541 --> 00:34:36,047 [doors open] 567 00:34:36,079 --> 00:34:38,081 Where the hell is she? 568 00:34:38,114 --> 00:34:42,320 She's old. Give her a minute. 569 00:34:42,353 --> 00:34:46,289 Dude, this aggro thing is not working for you. 570 00:34:46,324 --> 00:34:49,693 -Talk to me. -Okay, look... 571 00:34:49,726 --> 00:34:52,329 [sighs] 572 00:34:52,362 --> 00:34:54,331 I'm all jacked up. 573 00:34:54,364 --> 00:34:56,733 -Okay. Meaning? -Meaning... 574 00:34:56,735 --> 00:34:59,936 When the Beard Hunter came at me, Grid went haywire, 575 00:34:59,969 --> 00:35:01,940 activated my sonic cannon. 576 00:35:01,972 --> 00:35:06,972 I could have taken out Rita, Negative Spirit, you. 577 00:35:07,110 --> 00:35:10,849 -Okay, so how's Grid now? -I don't know. 578 00:35:10,882 --> 00:35:15,018 -I turned it off. -Isn't it like an integral part of you? 579 00:35:15,052 --> 00:35:16,353 Yeah. 580 00:35:16,387 --> 00:35:18,456 The totally fucked up part, with a mind of its own. 581 00:35:18,489 --> 00:35:21,592 But how can you even move? Doesn't Grid control, like, 582 00:35:21,626 --> 00:35:24,228 -all your parts? -No. Grid's just my software. 583 00:35:24,262 --> 00:35:25,963 Still. Do you think you should have just-- 584 00:35:25,996 --> 00:35:27,231 I had to do what I had to do. 585 00:35:27,264 --> 00:35:29,934 So I had to shut that shit down. 586 00:35:29,967 --> 00:35:31,603 Have you ever felt like 587 00:35:31,637 --> 00:35:35,106 there's something inside of you that could do major damage if you don't take control? 588 00:35:35,139 --> 00:35:37,442 I feel like that all the fucking time. 589 00:35:37,474 --> 00:35:40,711 The difference is I legitimately have no control. 590 00:35:40,744 --> 00:35:42,713 I can't just shut that shit down. 591 00:35:42,746 --> 00:35:46,349 Okay? If I could, I would have done it a long time ago. 592 00:35:46,384 --> 00:35:50,655 Why not just suck it up and call your dad? 593 00:35:50,688 --> 00:35:53,291 -The painting. -Dude, I saw that painting 594 00:35:53,324 --> 00:35:56,360 when I was inside a donkey. 595 00:35:56,393 --> 00:35:58,195 It's mind-fuckery-vomit art 596 00:35:58,195 --> 00:35:59,663 from the fetid mind of Mr. Nobody, dude. 597 00:35:59,664 --> 00:36:00,931 I mean, consider the source. 598 00:36:00,965 --> 00:36:04,934 Except it's happening. I saw it with my own eyes. 599 00:36:04,969 --> 00:36:07,036 The machine's taking over. 600 00:36:07,038 --> 00:36:08,739 And I can't stop it. 601 00:36:08,771 --> 00:36:10,242 Fuck. 602 00:36:10,275 --> 00:36:15,275 What about you? Why are you suddenly interested in rescuing the Chief? 603 00:36:17,581 --> 00:36:21,418 I just can't stop thinking about that old folks home. 604 00:36:21,452 --> 00:36:24,722 The Doom Patrol. 605 00:36:24,755 --> 00:36:27,123 Chief was gonna lock me up there, and I deserve to know why. 606 00:36:27,125 --> 00:36:30,126 -The Chief has his reasons for everything. -Then I need to hear it. 607 00:36:30,161 --> 00:36:32,262 From him. 608 00:36:32,295 --> 00:36:33,864 He owes me that. 609 00:36:33,898 --> 00:36:35,766 [man] I know you were with him. I fucking saw you. 610 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,436 -Don't fucking lie to me! -[woman crying] I'm not lying to you. I swear! 611 00:36:38,469 --> 00:36:40,771 -[man] Bullshit! -[woman] Get off of me! 612 00:36:40,804 --> 00:36:42,304 -I'll be right back. -[man] Come here! 613 00:36:42,306 --> 00:36:43,940 -[woman crying] -[man] Where you going? 614 00:36:43,974 --> 00:36:45,277 Hey! 615 00:36:45,277 --> 00:36:46,811 -[man] Oh, now you want to make me chase you? -Leave her alone! 616 00:36:46,844 --> 00:36:48,246 [man] Don't you walk away from me! 617 00:36:48,278 --> 00:36:50,282 -[man] Come here. -[woman] Get away! Get away! 618 00:36:50,315 --> 00:36:52,650 -[man] All I want to do is talk to you. -[woman] Leave me alone! 619 00:36:52,684 --> 00:36:55,186 -[man] I promise. -Hello, young man. 620 00:36:55,219 --> 00:36:57,922 Hey, you must be Dolores. 621 00:36:57,954 --> 00:37:00,759 Look at my elbow. 622 00:37:00,791 --> 00:37:03,293 [man] Get back here! Oh, I'mma find you all right 623 00:37:03,327 --> 00:37:06,264 [Jane] Hey, fucko! Keep your hands off her! 624 00:37:06,297 --> 00:37:08,666 Look at my elbow. 625 00:37:08,699 --> 00:37:11,202 Look at my fist, motherfucker! 626 00:37:11,235 --> 00:37:14,070 -[Jane grunts] -[man groans] 627 00:37:14,105 --> 00:37:17,173 -[Jane grunts] -[man yells] 628 00:37:17,208 --> 00:37:19,476 [vehicle approaching] 629 00:37:19,510 --> 00:37:21,711 [brakes screech] 630 00:37:21,744 --> 00:37:22,746 [man groans] 631 00:37:22,780 --> 00:37:24,148 [man] Go, go, go! 632 00:37:24,181 --> 00:37:26,717 -[tires screech] -Go, go, go! 633 00:37:26,750 --> 00:37:28,485 God damn it! 634 00:37:28,518 --> 00:37:30,954 Vic, did you see that? 635 00:37:30,987 --> 00:37:34,224 Vic! 636 00:37:34,257 --> 00:37:36,960 Vic! 637 00:37:36,994 --> 00:37:40,632 [Cliff] Frances! Frances! 638 00:37:40,664 --> 00:37:43,300 Frances, where the fuck are you? 639 00:37:43,333 --> 00:37:45,836 This is utter madness, Cliff! 640 00:37:45,869 --> 00:37:47,905 We have paddled through this stretch of swamp 641 00:37:47,938 --> 00:37:51,476 three times, and we still haven't seen Frances. 642 00:37:51,509 --> 00:37:53,610 It's starting to get dark soon. 643 00:37:53,644 --> 00:37:55,079 We have to turn back. 644 00:37:55,112 --> 00:37:56,648 [Cliff] I'm gonna find that watch, and give it to Clara. 645 00:37:56,648 --> 00:37:58,481 If I find that watch, everything will be better. 646 00:37:58,483 --> 00:38:00,184 I'm gonna find that watch and give it to Clara. 647 00:38:00,184 --> 00:38:03,954 -If I find that watch, everything will-- -Or you could just talk to her! 648 00:38:03,987 --> 00:38:05,889 And say what? 649 00:38:05,923 --> 00:38:09,594 Everything I could possibly say would be totally stupid as fuck! 650 00:38:09,626 --> 00:38:13,898 "Hi, I'm your dad, but I died, and I'm a robot now. 651 00:38:13,931 --> 00:38:17,735 I'm just a brain in a tin can, but, hey, even though I've been 652 00:38:17,768 --> 00:38:21,539 robot non grata for 30 years, and I don't expect you to like me, 653 00:38:21,572 --> 00:38:25,809 and you certainly don't have to love me, but I just wanted to say, 'I'm sorry.'" 654 00:38:25,844 --> 00:38:30,215 Yes! That's exactly what you would say. 655 00:38:30,248 --> 00:38:33,217 [Cliff] But if I find the watch, I'll be her hero. 656 00:38:33,250 --> 00:38:34,952 And she'll know how much I care. 657 00:38:34,985 --> 00:38:39,791 No more time for words. From now on, only deeds. 658 00:38:39,824 --> 00:38:43,661 Frances! Where the fuck are you! 659 00:38:43,695 --> 00:38:46,764 I want that fucking watch! I need that fucking watch! 660 00:38:46,797 --> 00:38:50,601 I want that fucking watch! I need that fucking... Fucking... 661 00:38:50,635 --> 00:38:53,335 [screaming] watch! 662 00:39:04,248 --> 00:39:07,585 [Rita] Cliff? 663 00:39:07,617 --> 00:39:11,322 Are you okay? 664 00:39:11,355 --> 00:39:12,355 Cliff? 665 00:39:21,965 --> 00:39:26,137 Oh, my God, you've fried your brain, you stupid idiot! 666 00:39:26,170 --> 00:39:30,340 [crying] How are we gonna get you out of here, now? 667 00:39:30,373 --> 00:39:34,478 [squeals] 668 00:39:34,512 --> 00:39:36,047 [exhales] 669 00:39:36,081 --> 00:39:39,215 I didn't survive Forbidden Congo just to die 670 00:39:39,250 --> 00:39:42,920 in some goddamn swamp! 671 00:39:42,952 --> 00:39:47,425 [shouting] Cliff! 672 00:39:47,458 --> 00:39:50,007 [Cliff] I'm here. 673 00:39:53,597 --> 00:39:55,666 Let's go home. 674 00:39:55,699 --> 00:39:58,250 [chuckles] Let's! 675 00:40:06,677 --> 00:40:08,847 Are you coming? 676 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,382 [Cliff] No, you... You go ahead. 677 00:40:11,414 --> 00:40:13,250 [Rita] Okay. 678 00:40:13,284 --> 00:40:14,634 [sighing] 679 00:40:27,632 --> 00:40:30,032 [sighing deeply] 680 00:40:35,306 --> 00:40:36,956 [splashing] 681 00:40:41,911 --> 00:40:43,411 [growling] 682 00:40:49,586 --> 00:40:53,056 [Cliff screaming] 683 00:40:53,090 --> 00:40:55,592 Now, 684 00:40:55,626 --> 00:40:58,295 tell me all about you. 685 00:40:58,329 --> 00:40:59,831 [Larry] There's nothing to tell. 686 00:40:59,864 --> 00:41:04,001 There must be something. You have the strength of a 20-year-old. 687 00:41:04,034 --> 00:41:07,438 What do you do to stay so virile? And please don't tell me yoga. 688 00:41:07,472 --> 00:41:10,875 -[both chuckle] -I can't tell if you're laughing under that gauze. 689 00:41:10,909 --> 00:41:12,809 It's fucking yoga. I knew it. 690 00:41:12,844 --> 00:41:14,945 [Larry] No. More like RHIP. 691 00:41:14,978 --> 00:41:17,313 I haven't heard that since the service. 692 00:41:17,347 --> 00:41:19,016 "Rank Has Its Privileges"? 693 00:41:19,050 --> 00:41:21,318 [Larry] No, "Radiation Has Its Perks." 694 00:41:21,351 --> 00:41:24,054 I'll be damned. 695 00:41:24,088 --> 00:41:26,523 [sighs] 696 00:41:26,556 --> 00:41:29,126 Guess there's always a silver lining, Lar. 697 00:41:29,159 --> 00:41:34,159 So there's been no one special in your life for 60 years? Come on. 698 00:41:35,498 --> 00:41:38,869 What about your wife, Sheryl? 699 00:41:38,902 --> 00:41:40,905 [Larry] She died of cancer in '89. 700 00:41:40,938 --> 00:41:43,007 Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. 701 00:41:43,041 --> 00:41:45,443 [Larry] We weren't close, but thank you. 702 00:41:45,476 --> 00:41:47,425 And the boys? 703 00:41:54,918 --> 00:41:58,289 [Larry] Why put this on them? 704 00:41:58,322 --> 00:42:00,559 What good would it do? 705 00:42:00,592 --> 00:42:05,592 The truth is, I haven't really lived much since the accident. 706 00:42:08,032 --> 00:42:11,635 You were my last real thing. 707 00:42:11,668 --> 00:42:16,668 And I still feel bad about sending you away. 708 00:42:19,143 --> 00:42:22,079 It wasn't easy. 709 00:42:22,112 --> 00:42:24,782 But... 710 00:42:24,815 --> 00:42:27,251 I got over you. 711 00:42:27,284 --> 00:42:30,134 [sighs] Eventually. 712 00:42:33,423 --> 00:42:35,673 And I moved on. 713 00:42:39,429 --> 00:42:41,679 You should too. 714 00:42:48,673 --> 00:42:53,673 [Larry] You know, when I told you I loved you, at the motel, 715 00:42:55,713 --> 00:42:59,000 I meant it. 716 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,851 I wanted you to know that. 717 00:43:00,885 --> 00:43:05,885 In case I don't get another chance to tell you. 718 00:43:09,659 --> 00:43:12,130 [scoffs] 719 00:43:12,163 --> 00:43:17,163 -I'm not dead, yet, for Christ's sake! -[Larry chuckles] 720 00:43:19,271 --> 00:43:22,840 You really haven't fucked anyone since JFK? 721 00:43:22,873 --> 00:43:24,708 My God, Larry! 722 00:43:24,742 --> 00:43:26,992 [both laughing] 723 00:43:31,115 --> 00:43:34,000 [Larry] Now that I think of it, 724 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:38,623 there is a relationship I want to tell you about. 725 00:43:38,655 --> 00:43:41,659 Go on. Go on. 726 00:43:41,693 --> 00:43:46,693 [Larry] It's not a traditional relationship, per se, but... 727 00:43:48,632 --> 00:43:52,603 There's something inside me. 728 00:43:52,637 --> 00:43:54,672 I wouldn't say we're friends. 729 00:43:54,704 --> 00:43:57,909 But... 730 00:43:57,942 --> 00:44:02,346 there's definitely a connection there. 731 00:44:02,378 --> 00:44:05,817 For years, I didn't know 732 00:44:05,849 --> 00:44:10,286 what it was, or what it wanted. 733 00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:14,070 But now, I think I might. 734 00:44:20,164 --> 00:44:23,300 Hey... 735 00:44:23,333 --> 00:44:26,634 ["Moon River" playing] 736 00:44:36,079 --> 00:44:39,380 Sleep well, my friend. 737 00:45:28,164 --> 00:45:29,664 Thank you. 738 00:46:13,244 --> 00:46:17,143 I'll be with you in a sec. 739 00:46:58,521 --> 00:46:59,572 [sighs] 740 00:47:12,202 --> 00:47:13,905 [Darren] Hello, Victor. 741 00:47:13,938 --> 00:47:15,507 Darren Jones. 742 00:47:15,539 --> 00:47:18,076 I greatly enjoyed our meeting on Danny the Street, 743 00:47:18,108 --> 00:47:22,579 but I thought this time, we'd get together on my turf. 744 00:47:22,612 --> 00:47:24,280 Welcome to the Ant Farm.