1 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:22,088 Previously on Doom Patrol... 2 00:00:22,121 --> 00:00:23,257 Who wants pancakes? 3 00:00:23,289 --> 00:00:26,126 Cliff! 4 00:00:26,161 --> 00:00:28,528 You told me my daughter was dead! 5 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:30,931 - I was trying to protect you. - By lying? 6 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:33,466 Paraguay was an eye-opener. All that carnage. 7 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:34,902 Cliff, you're a fucking monster. 8 00:00:34,936 --> 00:00:36,804 It's not your fault, Elliot. 9 00:00:36,838 --> 00:00:38,273 You should've let me die. 10 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:43,305 I went with my gut, and my gut says you deserve a break. 11 00:00:47,048 --> 00:00:48,883 - Shit! Shit. - What is that? 12 00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:50,750 Don't! No, it's an emergency trigger! 13 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:52,020 - No, no, no. Don't! - What? 14 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,253 - If you press it, my dad... - It'll send an SOS. 15 00:00:54,287 --> 00:00:55,856 This is for your own good. 16 00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:57,991 Grid. Stop, no. 17 00:00:58,026 --> 00:01:00,161 I have one more task for you. 18 00:01:00,195 --> 00:01:02,627 What the fuck is the Doom Patrol? 19 00:02:50,770 --> 00:02:51,770 Shit. 20 00:03:00,181 --> 00:03:03,283 Ms. Farr, Mr. Bloom will see you now. 21 00:03:03,318 --> 00:03:08,318 That only took an hour and a half. 22 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:12,659 There she is. 23 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,627 Come here, gorgeous. 24 00:03:16,097 --> 00:03:19,099 Oh. What can my girl get you? Coffee? Tea? 25 00:03:19,133 --> 00:03:21,669 - Anything at all? - I'm fine, Sydney. Thank you. 26 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:24,070 That's all, hon. 27 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:28,140 Sit. 28 00:03:32,445 --> 00:03:34,748 So, how are you, kiddo? 29 00:03:34,782 --> 00:03:36,518 I'm hungry, Syd. 30 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:39,219 I want the love-interest role in your new wrestling picture. 31 00:03:39,253 --> 00:03:41,055 You know I'd be perfect for it. 32 00:03:41,088 --> 00:03:43,223 Boy, you just get right to it, don't you? 33 00:03:43,258 --> 00:03:46,493 Some girls may need to play little games. I'm a woman. 34 00:03:46,527 --> 00:03:49,362 I know what I want, and I'm not afraid to say it. 35 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:50,431 So I've heard. 36 00:03:50,465 --> 00:03:53,567 Scoop around town is you're nothing but trouble. 37 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,036 Moody, abusive, 38 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:58,004 and there's not a makeup girl in the burg who'll touch you. 39 00:03:58,038 --> 00:04:01,709 Besides, the director has his heart set on Mary Lacy. 40 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:05,379 Moon-eyed Mary? Please. 41 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:08,582 You need a hit bad, Syd, and I need a job. 42 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:13,616 So what do you say we help each other out, hmm? 43 00:04:14,122 --> 00:04:16,322 You wanna talk turkey? 44 00:04:16,355 --> 00:04:17,992 You don't need help. 45 00:04:18,024 --> 00:04:19,927 What you need is a miracle. 46 00:04:19,961 --> 00:04:24,732 Because the name "Rita Farr" hasn't put a butt in the seat in a dog's age. 47 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:28,134 Concrete shines brighter than your star... 48 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:29,517 My sweet. 49 00:04:36,509 --> 00:04:37,509 Hmm. 50 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:52,958 Atta girl. 51 00:05:00,134 --> 00:05:03,437 Show me how hungry you are. 52 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:06,238 Hmm. 53 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:44,644 Syd? 54 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:45,677 Syd? 55 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:57,190 Uh... 56 00:05:57,225 --> 00:06:01,425 Mr. Bloom? 57 00:06:06,067 --> 00:06:10,716 The bastard had a heart attack. 58 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:16,776 You were never here. 59 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:20,480 Get it? Go. 60 00:06:34,694 --> 00:06:39,345 I don't think he's coming back. 61 00:07:04,860 --> 00:07:09,797 "This user's profile is only viewable by friends." 62 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:12,098 What about her fucking father? 63 00:07:29,050 --> 00:07:30,584 Jane? 64 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:35,617 I made you some, "We kicked the apocalypse's ass" sandwiches. 65 00:07:36,689 --> 00:07:37,759 Hi. 66 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,793 I was wondering, if you're not busy or anything... 67 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:43,296 I'm trying to look at my kid's online thing, and... 68 00:07:43,297 --> 00:07:46,100 I could use some help. 69 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:50,737 I made 'em just the way Baby Doll likes... 70 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:56,009 Does that mean you're still mad at me? 71 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:58,144 Hello? 72 00:07:58,178 --> 00:08:00,947 I'm not cleaning this shit up. 73 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:02,149 Fine, I'll do it! 74 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:04,918 But just this fucking once. You hear me, Jane? 75 00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:06,586 Jane! 76 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,988 Fuck! 77 00:08:09,023 --> 00:08:11,125 No! 78 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:16,129 No! N-O. N-O. I don't want you to go. 79 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:18,399 It's only for a few days, Baby Doll. 80 00:08:18,432 --> 00:08:20,100 It's seven. 81 00:08:20,134 --> 00:08:23,137 Seven is a whole week! 82 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,971 You'll miss pancake day. 83 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:27,574 But what if... 84 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:32,578 I promise to have pancakes at 9:00 a.m. tomorrow, 85 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:35,014 and think of you. 86 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:37,750 And you have pancakes at the same time 87 00:08:37,784 --> 00:08:39,620 and think of me, hmm? 88 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:41,489 No. 89 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:44,024 No, you're trying to trick me. 90 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:45,926 It won't be the same. 91 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:47,461 You're telling me. 92 00:08:47,495 --> 00:08:51,097 For once, I'm going to be able to enjoy my breakfast without 93 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:54,302 a certain little piggy... 94 00:08:54,335 --> 00:08:59,005 Snarfing up all the syrup. 95 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:03,538 Mmm? 96 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:11,714 But what if you start liking your new friends more than you like me? 97 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:13,721 That's impossible. 98 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:18,057 For one thing, they have a hopelessly silly name. 99 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:20,394 "The Doom Patrol." 100 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:22,697 I mean, really. Come on. 101 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:27,730 And for another, they don't like pancakes. 102 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:41,447 You gonna try and glue 'em back on? 103 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:42,982 No need. 104 00:09:43,017 --> 00:09:44,384 Fucking A. 105 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:46,953 Guess it was a good day to be a robot boy. 106 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:51,424 Am I right? 107 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:54,995 How do I see my kid's Facehole? 108 00:09:55,029 --> 00:09:59,500 Create a profile, send her a friend request, and wait for her not to accept it. 109 00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:01,469 I was thinking you could stick a... 110 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:04,138 cyber finger in it, jiggle the handle, 111 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:05,505 and unlock it for me. 112 00:10:05,539 --> 00:10:07,875 First of all, none of what you just said makes sense. 113 00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:10,544 And if you're asking me to hack into it for you... No! 114 00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:13,215 I saved your life, and you can't do this one lousy thing for me? 115 00:10:13,248 --> 00:10:16,551 Actually, you put me in safety mode when you pushed my reset button. 116 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:19,653 And now my cyber fingers won't jiggle unless my dad turns it off. 117 00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:24,191 You're locked out of your own brain? That's fucked up. 118 00:10:24,225 --> 00:10:28,328 I thought I was fucked up. 119 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:31,231 Hey, Siri, what's the Doom Patrol? 120 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:33,366 Will you please stop doing that? 121 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:36,336 His shit's busted right now, Jane. 122 00:10:36,370 --> 00:10:38,806 "Doom Patrol"? Never heard of them. Why do you ask? 123 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:41,041 Mr. Nobody 124 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:45,575 kind of asked me to find them. 125 00:10:51,552 --> 00:10:55,121 How come you're helping her with her thing, but not mine? 126 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:59,293 Feel free to take it personally. 127 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,596 Here we go. Okay, Doom Patrol. 128 00:11:01,629 --> 00:11:05,231 A minor superhero team active from the early to late '50s. 129 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:09,135 And then they just... dropped off the scene. 130 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,739 They're so... smiley. 131 00:11:11,773 --> 00:11:15,775 Look more like a creepy sex cult than superheroes. 132 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:17,043 What happened to them? 133 00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:19,045 - Doesn't say. - Two words... 134 00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:20,615 tracksuits, and Kool-Aid. 135 00:11:20,648 --> 00:11:24,083 Why are you looking at pictures of the Doom Patrol? 136 00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:25,720 You've heard of them? 137 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:30,753 If you must know, I had a brief love affair with Mento. 138 00:11:31,557 --> 00:11:33,759 Mento. 139 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,864 Steve Dayton? 140 00:11:35,897 --> 00:11:38,865 The fifth richest man in America... 141 00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:40,600 in 1955. 142 00:11:40,634 --> 00:11:43,437 The guy with the salad spinner on his head? 143 00:11:43,471 --> 00:11:45,339 It's a psionic amplifier. 144 00:11:45,373 --> 00:11:48,442 It enhances his natural psychic abilities. 145 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:51,345 Our liaison ended poorly and I don't wish to speak of it. 146 00:11:51,379 --> 00:11:53,447 No one cares. Start talking. 147 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,682 Well, I never met the others. 148 00:11:54,716 --> 00:11:57,016 Niles only introduced me to Steve. 149 00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:58,284 How did Niles know him? 150 00:11:58,318 --> 00:11:59,620 I have no idea. 151 00:11:59,653 --> 00:12:04,653 Did you ever ask this dude anything about himself? 152 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,727 Anything at all? 153 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,996 It was a very introspective time in my life. 154 00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:13,801 Do you have any idea why Mr. Nobody would point us in the direction of Doom Patrol? 155 00:12:13,835 --> 00:12:16,102 Mr. Nobody wants you to find them. 156 00:12:16,135 --> 00:12:17,238 And you're doing it. 157 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,806 You got a problem with that? 158 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:22,576 What, with you doing precisely what the bad guy told you to do? 159 00:12:22,610 --> 00:12:25,145 No. Why would we have a problem with that? 160 00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:28,048 I didn't hear you complaining when he helped us stop the Decreator. 161 00:12:28,082 --> 00:12:31,317 By all means, let's trust the degenerate who kidnapped Niles 162 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,788 and shoved an entire town up a donkey's ass. 163 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:37,357 Yeah. Unfortunately, I don't give a fuck what you think. 164 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,793 We're got nothing else to go on right now. 165 00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:41,629 You're my in and you're my backup. 166 00:12:41,662 --> 00:12:46,662 So shut your assholes because we're doing this. 167 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:52,706 Please, God, don't let me puke in my bandages. 168 00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:53,974 What? 169 00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:57,307 - Where... - We're here. 170 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,821 Jane, I want no part of this nonsense. 171 00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:08,989 Have Flit take me back this instant. 172 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,823 Hang on, let me tell her. 173 00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:12,059 Uh-huh? Uh-huh? 174 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:14,494 Yeah, Flit says to fuck yourself in the face. 175 00:13:14,495 --> 00:13:16,535 We're not leaving here till we find the Doom Patrol. 176 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:25,539 Hey. 177 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:30,572 Hey, you guys are... 178 00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:36,051 Trust me, 179 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,253 when I tell you ladies you do not wanna fuck with me. 180 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:43,285 Remember, it's always better to subdue your opponent if you can. 181 00:13:43,725 --> 00:13:47,193 What is this shit? A fucked-up Rushmore? 182 00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:55,269 Deadly force should be your last resort. 183 00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:58,806 Okay... 184 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:02,509 Okay, kids! You guys wanna see what your teachers look like 185 00:14:02,543 --> 00:14:04,211 on the inside? 186 00:14:04,245 --> 00:14:06,044 Jane. 187 00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:13,587 Where is Niles? 188 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:17,390 I was just gonna ask you the same goddamn thing. 189 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:20,193 Magnificent. 190 00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:21,895 How long did it take? 191 00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:25,633 Didn't think to time it. Sorry. 192 00:14:25,666 --> 00:14:28,269 My arm cannon overheated. 193 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:31,272 What I wanna know is why you deployed it in the first place. 194 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:32,740 To get Niles back. 195 00:14:32,774 --> 00:14:35,308 The man who took him, Mr. Nobody, he was right here. 196 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,147 I'm sorry, who? 197 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:42,383 Mr. Nobody. He's a member of the Brotherhood of Evil. 198 00:14:42,416 --> 00:14:44,151 He's bad news, Pops. 199 00:14:44,152 --> 00:14:45,985 He should be on the JLA watchlist or something. 200 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:49,490 The JLA doesn't tend to overlook the credible threats. 201 00:14:49,523 --> 00:14:53,193 If he mattered, they'd know him. 202 00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:55,495 You don't care if Niles lives or dies, do you? 203 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:56,529 He's your friend. 204 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:57,999 We haven't been friends for ages. 205 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,298 So what, that makes him your enemy? 206 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,068 This is none of your concern, Vic. 207 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:05,139 Now, suffice it to say, when you mix in with weirdos, and pseudo-scientists, 208 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:07,240 you reap the consequences. 209 00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:08,576 Enough about all that. 210 00:15:08,609 --> 00:15:10,043 We should get started. 211 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,111 How long is this thing gonna take? 212 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:14,181 Depending on the damage, 213 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,918 three hours at the most. 214 00:15:16,951 --> 00:15:19,854 - But don't worry, you'll be in sleep mode. - What? 215 00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:22,456 You won't feel a thing. It'll be just like taking a nap. 216 00:15:22,490 --> 00:15:24,491 No, no, no. I gotta be awake for this. 217 00:15:24,493 --> 00:15:25,724 I gotta see how this thing works. 218 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:29,797 Victor, do you want me to reboot you or not? 219 00:15:29,831 --> 00:15:32,365 - How big was that explosion? - Not very. 220 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,201 Why? 221 00:15:34,235 --> 00:15:37,114 This week's "Stupid Criminal" spotlight is on Steve Larson, 222 00:15:37,138 --> 00:15:40,073 also known as Animal Vegetable Mineral Man. 223 00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:43,409 He was attacked by his secondary dinosaur head 224 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,979 during a robbery gone wrong. 225 00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:48,916 Let's take a look. 226 00:15:48,950 --> 00:15:51,852 Open the register! Now! Now! 227 00:15:51,885 --> 00:15:54,522 Ow! God damn it! 228 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,990 Not the face! Not the face! 229 00:15:57,024 --> 00:16:01,225 Ow! Ow! 230 00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,432 What a tit. 231 00:16:05,466 --> 00:16:08,101 Larson was charged with armed robbery. 232 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:12,373 His dinosaur, with aiding and a-biting. 233 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:15,976 What? 234 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:18,011 Is one of your fucking fingers inside me? 235 00:16:18,046 --> 00:16:20,447 You really gotta phrase it that way, huh? 236 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,082 Get the fuck out! 237 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:25,184 It appears that Niles Caulder's indestructible man... 238 00:16:25,219 --> 00:16:26,520 Isn't. 239 00:16:26,554 --> 00:16:29,255 I think I have a blowtorch and some chewin' tobacco in the car. 240 00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:31,057 Fix you right up. 241 00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:38,376 The hell's that supposed to mean? 242 00:16:39,133 --> 00:16:40,335 Okay, look. 243 00:16:40,368 --> 00:16:42,702 My dad's gonna power me down when he runs the diagnostics, 244 00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:44,437 you cannot leave me alone with him. 245 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,039 Why? What's he gonna do? 246 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,176 I don't know. That's the point. 247 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:52,013 Look, I need you to watch what he does, and tell me after, okay? 248 00:16:52,046 --> 00:16:53,980 Sure. I can help you out with that. 249 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,015 Thank you. 250 00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:57,918 But you gotta help me out with Clara's Facehole. 251 00:16:59,687 --> 00:17:01,355 Please, Cliff. 252 00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:03,490 All right. 253 00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:06,226 Have a nice snooze, buddy. 254 00:17:09,430 --> 00:17:12,098 The Chief started this place? 255 00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:13,067 When? 256 00:17:13,068 --> 00:17:14,902 After the Doom Patrol retired. 257 00:17:14,935 --> 00:17:16,505 This was their headquarters. 258 00:17:16,538 --> 00:17:20,074 It was Niles' idea to turn it into a school for meta-humans. 259 00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:24,144 Mento, Rhea, and Arani, they all agreed to stay on. 260 00:17:24,178 --> 00:17:26,280 As teachers. 261 00:17:26,314 --> 00:17:29,349 How did Niles get involved with superheroes? 262 00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:30,651 Niles never said. 263 00:17:30,684 --> 00:17:32,920 You know he has his secrets. 264 00:17:32,953 --> 00:17:35,154 You said your name was Josh Clay. 265 00:17:35,189 --> 00:17:37,257 Have we met before? 266 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,625 No. 267 00:17:38,659 --> 00:17:40,594 I don't believe so. 268 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:43,329 Were you in the military? 269 00:17:43,364 --> 00:17:47,433 Briefly. 270 00:17:47,468 --> 00:17:49,804 So Niles kept his shit tight, 271 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:53,140 - but he told you about me. - Yeah. 272 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:56,022 You could say that. 273 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,413 What? 274 00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,549 This is your room. 275 00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,885 What? 276 00:18:04,919 --> 00:18:08,969 Isn't that why you're here? 277 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,559 Niles didn't send you? 278 00:18:12,593 --> 00:18:13,994 Niles is missing. 279 00:18:14,028 --> 00:18:16,529 "Taken" would be more accurate. 280 00:18:16,564 --> 00:18:17,798 By who? 281 00:18:17,832 --> 00:18:19,901 Some ass-bag named Mr. Nobody. 282 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:23,403 Mr. Nobody? 283 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,637 Who has he taken? 284 00:18:24,672 --> 00:18:27,607 - You know this Nobody freak? - Jane. 285 00:18:27,641 --> 00:18:29,143 You and I should talk. 286 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:31,679 Arani, would you mind showing Larry around? 287 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,580 I don't wanna put anybody out. 288 00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:36,717 No, no, no. Enjoy the tour, LT. 289 00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,851 Take pictures. 290 00:19:08,382 --> 00:19:10,084 The thing about me is, 291 00:19:10,117 --> 00:19:14,288 once I set my mind to a task, I excel at it. 292 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:18,159 When I played Jules Niagara in Three Sabres to Saskatchewan, 293 00:19:18,192 --> 00:19:21,296 I learned the Dance of the Seven Veils in less than a day. 294 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,662 It's a very complicated number, Niles. 295 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,299 It is, yes. I've seen it. 296 00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:28,336 So, the fact that I can't seem to keep 297 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:32,038 myself together by now doesn't give me much hope 298 00:19:32,073 --> 00:19:33,575 that a stranger can help me. 299 00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:37,611 Well, I certainly understand how you feel. And I agree, 300 00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:40,646 you are an exceptional woman, but... 301 00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:43,182 it's only been a month. 302 00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:44,986 And we are in 303 00:19:45,019 --> 00:19:46,386 uncharted territory. 304 00:19:46,421 --> 00:19:49,089 Do you know how long a month is in Hollywood? 305 00:19:49,123 --> 00:19:53,094 Every second that passes, my name gets colder and colder. 306 00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:56,330 If I don't nip this business in the bud soon, 307 00:19:56,364 --> 00:19:59,901 I may well be stuck here forever. No offense. 308 00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:02,069 No, this is a safe place. 309 00:20:02,103 --> 00:20:03,337 That is what you make of it. 310 00:20:03,371 --> 00:20:06,340 Isn't there a vitamin shot I could take instead? 311 00:20:06,374 --> 00:20:09,243 Dr. Kurtz, he will prescribe you anything you ask for. 312 00:20:09,277 --> 00:20:11,846 Anything at all. Maybe we should call him. 313 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,548 You and I both know, Rita, 314 00:20:13,582 --> 00:20:17,218 whatever's going on with you goes deeper than that. 315 00:20:17,251 --> 00:20:19,386 I believe your issue is as much 316 00:20:19,421 --> 00:20:22,757 psychological, as it is physiological. 317 00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:24,657 And this... 318 00:20:24,692 --> 00:20:26,294 Mento... 319 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:31,326 aside from being fantastically rich, is a doctor? 320 00:20:31,365 --> 00:20:33,867 Not exactly. No. 321 00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:38,772 Ah! 322 00:20:38,773 --> 00:20:40,039 - Am I late? - No. 323 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,808 Right on time. Steve Dayton, 324 00:20:41,842 --> 00:20:43,544 I'd like you to meet Rita Farr. 325 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,980 It's a pleasure, Ms. Farr. 326 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:49,750 Niles, I don't think I'm comfortable with this. 327 00:20:49,785 --> 00:20:54,188 This may be hard to believe, but when Niles first found me, 328 00:20:54,221 --> 00:20:56,723 I looked like the creature from your last film. 329 00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:58,558 After Mick Manly had killed him. 330 00:20:58,592 --> 00:20:59,926 You're familiar with my work? 331 00:20:59,961 --> 00:21:01,327 Who isn't? 332 00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:04,265 You're... Rita Farr. 333 00:21:04,298 --> 00:21:06,866 It would be my privilege to work with you. 334 00:21:06,901 --> 00:21:11,538 And what is it that we'd be doing exactly? 335 00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:14,040 Learning to, uh... 336 00:21:14,075 --> 00:21:15,442 quiet the mind. 337 00:21:15,477 --> 00:21:18,846 Mento has extraordinary psychic abilities. 338 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:23,880 He can teach you how to transcend the emotional obstacles 339 00:21:24,085 --> 00:21:28,122 that are preventing you from reshaping yourself. 340 00:21:28,155 --> 00:21:30,357 That's your game, you read minds? 341 00:21:30,391 --> 00:21:34,894 I have a few other tricks up my sleeve, but, yes, 342 00:21:34,929 --> 00:21:37,463 I can read minds. 343 00:21:37,498 --> 00:21:39,066 Well... 344 00:21:39,099 --> 00:21:42,503 I'm sorry to have wasted your time, Mr. Dayton, 345 00:21:42,537 --> 00:21:47,537 but I don't care to have some stranger gawking at my private thoughts. 346 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,710 As tempting as that might be, 347 00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:52,046 I give you my word as a gentleman, 348 00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:55,048 that I will not gawk at anything of yours 349 00:21:55,082 --> 00:21:58,585 without permission. 350 00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:01,288 Starting now. 351 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,124 See? 352 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,856 Not a single peek. 353 00:22:15,736 --> 00:22:18,939 Rita? 354 00:22:18,972 --> 00:22:22,241 My God, it is you. 355 00:22:22,242 --> 00:22:23,108 Steven. 356 00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:25,479 What on earth are you doing here? 357 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:26,646 I wish I knew. 358 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:27,914 You look fantastic. 359 00:22:27,948 --> 00:22:29,950 Oh, please. I'm a mess. 360 00:22:29,983 --> 00:22:32,286 Not on your worst day, doll. 361 00:22:32,319 --> 00:22:35,122 You always were a smooth talker. 362 00:22:35,155 --> 00:22:37,258 It helped hide what a judgmental oaf you were. 363 00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:39,359 I certainly had you fooled for a while. 364 00:22:39,394 --> 00:22:43,163 I was at a low point. Besides, that was then. I've moved on. 365 00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:45,699 So, there's no harm in us getting a drink together? 366 00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:47,501 Only to your liver. 367 00:22:47,535 --> 00:22:50,436 Which I pray dies a slow, mournful death. 368 00:22:54,642 --> 00:22:57,211 I don't know why Mr. Nobody sent you here, 369 00:22:57,244 --> 00:22:59,980 and I'm sorry to hear about Niles, but, um... 370 00:23:00,013 --> 00:23:01,281 I'm afraid we can't help you. 371 00:23:01,315 --> 00:23:04,151 Well, that's not a very super-heroic thing to say. 372 00:23:04,184 --> 00:23:05,652 I'm not a superhero. 373 00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:06,854 I'm an administrator. 374 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:10,990 And you and your friends have to leave. 375 00:23:14,429 --> 00:23:16,696 Was I supposed to be a student or a teacher? 376 00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:17,865 Pardon? 377 00:23:17,898 --> 00:23:20,134 Well, Niles was shipping me here for a reason, right? 378 00:23:20,167 --> 00:23:22,403 We had a few preliminary conversations, 379 00:23:22,436 --> 00:23:24,739 but, uh, he wasn't very forthcoming. 380 00:23:24,772 --> 00:23:27,708 Why'd you fob Larry off to ol' fire fingers back there? 381 00:23:27,709 --> 00:23:29,809 Like you didn't want me to ask her about Mr. Nobody? 382 00:23:29,844 --> 00:23:30,978 That's none of your concern. 383 00:23:31,011 --> 00:23:32,880 I have a room here. 384 00:23:32,913 --> 00:23:35,817 Maybe it should be. 385 00:23:35,851 --> 00:23:39,787 Perhaps when you officially move in, we could revisit the matter. 386 00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:42,790 Yeah, sure. I'll go. 387 00:23:42,824 --> 00:23:47,824 Just as soon as you tell me everything you know about Mr. Nobody. 388 00:23:57,171 --> 00:24:01,442 These are our extracurricular classrooms. 389 00:24:01,476 --> 00:24:04,244 Niles believes strongly in encouraging the creative, 390 00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:09,278 as well as the meta-human abilities. 391 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,655 You don't talk much, do you? 392 00:24:14,689 --> 00:24:19,689 Forgive me, but to be perfectly honest, I didn't wanna come here. 393 00:24:20,228 --> 00:24:21,761 What was that? 394 00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:22,796 Did you see that? 395 00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:24,298 Forgive the students. 396 00:24:24,332 --> 00:24:26,467 It's all my husband's fault, really. 397 00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:29,470 He encourages their harmless prankery. 398 00:24:29,503 --> 00:24:31,672 Oh, you and Josh are married? 399 00:24:31,704 --> 00:24:34,075 Goodness, no. 400 00:24:34,107 --> 00:24:37,258 I'm married to Niles. 401 00:24:47,355 --> 00:24:50,557 That's one way to take the edge off. 402 00:24:50,592 --> 00:24:54,028 Though the venue leaves something to be desired. 403 00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:55,962 The most secure room in the building. 404 00:24:55,996 --> 00:25:00,067 Due to all the things that go boom. 405 00:25:00,102 --> 00:25:04,071 And this is the safest place to hide hooch from the teenagers. 406 00:25:04,105 --> 00:25:08,241 You can't imagine the hijinks that these meta-kids can get up to. 407 00:25:08,276 --> 00:25:13,276 Good for them. You're only young once. 408 00:25:14,315 --> 00:25:16,750 What is this horrid thing? 409 00:25:16,784 --> 00:25:18,684 That... 410 00:25:18,719 --> 00:25:20,854 that belonged to Ultimax. 411 00:25:20,887 --> 00:25:23,523 Leader of the Brotherhood of Evil. 412 00:25:23,557 --> 00:25:26,027 And unfortunately, the brain escaped. 413 00:25:26,060 --> 00:25:31,060 But he won't get up to much mischief without his helm. 414 00:25:31,699 --> 00:25:35,201 These aren't confiscated weapons, they're trophies. 415 00:25:35,236 --> 00:25:38,338 You brought me here for one reason, to show off. 416 00:25:38,372 --> 00:25:41,575 Well, isn't that the peahen calling the peacock proud? 417 00:25:41,576 --> 00:25:45,278 No judgment here. I'm just surprised... 418 00:25:45,313 --> 00:25:47,682 that you'd still want to impress me. 419 00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:50,384 Given the way things ended between us. 420 00:25:50,417 --> 00:25:55,417 Maybe I'd just forgotten what a head-turner you are. 421 00:25:56,324 --> 00:25:59,160 I was a belly dancer, 422 00:25:59,192 --> 00:26:02,163 an SOE spy, 423 00:26:02,195 --> 00:26:05,932 the queen of Muscle Beach... 424 00:26:05,965 --> 00:26:08,769 I... 425 00:26:08,801 --> 00:26:11,238 I used to be Rita Farr. 426 00:26:11,271 --> 00:26:15,976 Star of stage and screen. 427 00:26:16,009 --> 00:26:18,913 Now I don't know who I am. 428 00:26:18,946 --> 00:26:23,946 A blank slate is the perfect place for you to start to rebuild yourself. 429 00:26:24,519 --> 00:26:29,519 You just have to decide who it is you wanna be. 430 00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:35,261 The same person I've always been... 431 00:26:35,296 --> 00:26:39,566 Rita Farr. 432 00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:41,400 Let's begin. 433 00:26:50,243 --> 00:26:53,381 I want you to close your eyes. 434 00:26:53,413 --> 00:26:55,015 Take a deep breath. 435 00:26:55,048 --> 00:26:57,218 In. 436 00:26:57,250 --> 00:27:00,054 Then out. 437 00:27:00,086 --> 00:27:01,955 In. 438 00:27:01,989 --> 00:27:06,294 And out. 439 00:27:06,326 --> 00:27:09,626 Now open them. 440 00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:15,836 What's happening? 441 00:27:15,868 --> 00:27:16,938 Mento? 442 00:27:16,971 --> 00:27:21,040 It's all right, you're perfectly safe. 443 00:27:21,075 --> 00:27:22,875 Where am I? 444 00:27:22,910 --> 00:27:25,846 You are nowhere. 445 00:27:25,878 --> 00:27:28,848 All that exists are you... 446 00:27:28,882 --> 00:27:31,251 and your breath. 447 00:27:31,285 --> 00:27:34,188 Breathe in... 448 00:27:34,221 --> 00:27:37,825 ...then out. 449 00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:39,058 Good. 450 00:27:39,093 --> 00:27:42,430 Now, repeat after me. 451 00:27:42,462 --> 00:27:47,462 "The person who is breathing is me." 452 00:27:48,836 --> 00:27:53,273 The person who is breathing is me. 453 00:27:53,307 --> 00:27:55,343 Again. 454 00:27:55,375 --> 00:28:00,375 The person who is breathing is me. 455 00:28:00,515 --> 00:28:04,484 The person who is breathing is me. 456 00:28:04,519 --> 00:28:09,519 The person who is breathing is me. 457 00:28:10,657 --> 00:28:15,630 The person who is breathing is me. 458 00:28:15,663 --> 00:28:20,663 The person who is breathing is me. 459 00:28:23,738 --> 00:28:25,472 This nonsense actually works! 460 00:28:25,506 --> 00:28:30,506 Oh! Good to know you'll be keeping an open mind. 461 00:28:34,749 --> 00:28:39,749 You probably have strict psychic-patient rules... 462 00:28:41,087 --> 00:28:44,538 about things like this. 463 00:29:00,973 --> 00:29:02,742 - You're shaking. - No. 464 00:29:02,776 --> 00:29:04,576 It's just... 465 00:29:07,915 --> 00:29:12,915 What do you think about wearing the helmet? 466 00:29:13,319 --> 00:29:15,757 Whatever did you have in mind, Ms. Farr? 467 00:29:15,789 --> 00:29:20,740 I'm not being kinky. 468 00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:25,164 I'm scared, Steve... 469 00:29:25,199 --> 00:29:27,935 of hurting you. 470 00:29:27,969 --> 00:29:31,338 Something terrible happened once before. If... 471 00:29:31,373 --> 00:29:36,373 you wear the helmet, you can help me keep control of things. 472 00:29:37,545 --> 00:29:40,513 You are in control of you. 473 00:29:40,548 --> 00:29:43,584 I'll wear the helmet if you like. 474 00:29:43,617 --> 00:29:47,988 But I know you don't need it. 475 00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:52,292 Wait. 476 00:29:52,326 --> 00:29:55,296 You sure? 477 00:29:55,328 --> 00:29:57,278 Not remotely. 478 00:30:07,909 --> 00:30:11,144 Okay, son, let's get you rebooted. 479 00:30:11,178 --> 00:30:13,779 You won't feel a thing. 480 00:30:13,814 --> 00:30:15,763 Nighty-night. 481 00:30:34,134 --> 00:30:36,436 All right. 482 00:30:36,470 --> 00:30:38,038 Let's take a look at you. 483 00:30:38,073 --> 00:30:41,942 Looks like none of your micro-servo units were damaged. 484 00:30:41,974 --> 00:30:43,477 Consider yourself lucky. 485 00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:45,646 You'd need a time machine to find replacements. 486 00:30:45,681 --> 00:30:50,585 You really think my robo-guts are fucked, or do you just like shittin' on the Chief? 487 00:30:50,617 --> 00:30:54,622 Well, I don't believe the two are mutually exclusive. 488 00:30:54,654 --> 00:30:57,557 Niles actually had me consult on your design. 489 00:30:57,592 --> 00:30:59,992 But then, he refused to take a single suggestion. 490 00:31:00,027 --> 00:31:01,228 Why? 491 00:31:01,261 --> 00:31:03,064 The man's a dinosaur. 492 00:31:03,097 --> 00:31:07,634 He's terrified of anything that might threaten to make him or his ideas extinct. 493 00:31:07,667 --> 00:31:09,369 What kind of stuff would you have done? 494 00:31:09,403 --> 00:31:14,403 Would I be more like Astro Boy over there? 495 00:31:14,508 --> 00:31:18,010 You would have been better. 496 00:31:24,652 --> 00:31:26,519 How exactly did this happen? 497 00:31:26,554 --> 00:31:28,355 Vic was scant on the details. 498 00:31:28,388 --> 00:31:30,325 Oh, it was pretty gnarly. 499 00:31:30,357 --> 00:31:33,126 Vic was gonna blast Mr. Nobody with his hand cannon 500 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:34,862 and then everything stopped. 501 00:31:34,895 --> 00:31:36,864 Next thing I knew, ka-blam! 502 00:31:36,897 --> 00:31:39,232 Everyone goes fucking flying. 503 00:31:39,266 --> 00:31:40,500 I thought we were dead meat. 504 00:31:40,534 --> 00:31:42,436 Vic? All kinds of fucked up. 505 00:31:42,471 --> 00:31:45,740 He's bleeding. His hand looked like Elmer Fudd's shotgun 506 00:31:45,772 --> 00:31:50,772 after Bugs Bunny stuck a cork in it, and then... 507 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:56,480 I mean, you know, now that I'm really thinking about it, it wasn't that bad. 508 00:31:59,319 --> 00:32:01,521 He could have been killed. 509 00:32:01,555 --> 00:32:03,657 And for what? 510 00:32:03,691 --> 00:32:05,859 Some puerile teenage rebellion? 511 00:32:05,893 --> 00:32:09,096 Hey, your robo-Boy Scout bugs the crap out of me, 512 00:32:09,130 --> 00:32:12,799 but even I gotta admit, what he did yesterday was noble as shit. 513 00:32:12,834 --> 00:32:15,336 He put his ass on the line to save Chief. 514 00:32:15,369 --> 00:32:18,638 Maybe you should give him a little credit instead of knocking him down all the time. 515 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,273 What the hell do you know about being a parent? 516 00:32:20,275 --> 00:32:22,852 Do you really have any idea what it's like to almost lose a child? 517 00:32:22,876 --> 00:32:26,380 Yeah, I got some idea, you arrogant fuck-knuckle. 518 00:32:26,413 --> 00:32:28,080 And I got regrets. 519 00:32:28,115 --> 00:32:31,714 What are you gonna have? 520 00:32:39,259 --> 00:32:43,063 It was a small ceremony, but it was beautiful. 521 00:32:43,096 --> 00:32:45,200 I know it sounds cliche, 522 00:32:45,232 --> 00:32:47,667 but it was the happiest day of my life. 523 00:32:47,701 --> 00:32:50,305 All my days have been happy since I met Niles. 524 00:32:50,337 --> 00:32:54,842 Forgive me, but I've known Niles for almost six decades, 525 00:32:54,875 --> 00:32:58,546 and in all that time, he's never once mentioned a wife. 526 00:32:58,578 --> 00:33:00,548 Niles and his secrets. 527 00:33:00,582 --> 00:33:03,683 We were married for almost a year before he told me he had a daughter. 528 00:33:03,684 --> 00:33:04,684 A daughter? 529 00:33:04,719 --> 00:33:07,055 It wasn't until we fought Mr. Nobody 530 00:33:07,087 --> 00:33:08,722 that he really started opening up. 531 00:33:08,756 --> 00:33:10,657 You fought Mr. Nobody? 532 00:33:10,691 --> 00:33:12,593 We wiped the floor with him. 533 00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:14,127 Tell me everything. 534 00:33:14,162 --> 00:33:16,998 The Mr. Nobody fight was the last in the Doom Patrol's career. 535 00:33:17,030 --> 00:33:20,067 Niles brought me in a bit later to oversee things here. 536 00:33:20,101 --> 00:33:22,702 How it went down exactly... 537 00:33:22,737 --> 00:33:24,672 That depends on who you ask. 538 00:33:24,704 --> 00:33:27,642 It was Memorial Day weekend, 539 00:33:27,674 --> 00:33:30,478 the park was filled with families. 540 00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:32,747 That's when Mr. Nobody struck. 541 00:33:32,779 --> 00:33:36,250 At first, it looked like an ordinary hot-air balloon, 542 00:33:36,284 --> 00:33:39,720 but as it got closer, people could see that it wasn't. 543 00:33:39,753 --> 00:33:42,423 The balloon was shaped like a giant... 544 00:33:42,455 --> 00:33:44,491 buttocks. 545 00:33:44,525 --> 00:33:47,193 Instead of a basket attached to it, 546 00:33:47,227 --> 00:33:48,863 there was a jukebox. 547 00:33:48,895 --> 00:33:51,165 And it played only one song... 548 00:33:51,199 --> 00:33:55,971 "Hot Diggity" by Perry Como, and it played it over, and over, and over. 549 00:33:56,005 --> 00:34:00,540 Within 20 minutes, everyone within an earshot went completely insane. 550 00:34:02,042 --> 00:34:03,810 ♪ Oh, hot diggity, dog ziggity Boom what you do to me ♪ 551 00:34:03,811 --> 00:34:07,115 - - ♪ It's so new to me What you do to me ♪ 552 00:34:07,147 --> 00:34:10,885 ♪ Hot diggity, dog ziggity Boom what you do to me ♪ 553 00:34:10,918 --> 00:34:14,322 ♪ When you're Holding me tight ♪ 554 00:34:14,356 --> 00:34:19,356 The police arrived first, but Mr. Nobody was ready for them. 555 00:34:20,161 --> 00:34:22,996 The jukebox was equipped with a transformer ray 556 00:34:23,030 --> 00:34:28,030 that changed all the police officers into pinatas. 557 00:34:36,478 --> 00:34:39,414 The crazed crowds tore them to pieces 558 00:34:39,447 --> 00:34:44,447 and then they ate the candy from the pinatas. 559 00:34:49,423 --> 00:34:54,423 It was the most horrible thing that I've ever seen. 560 00:35:11,878 --> 00:35:13,646 When we arrived, 561 00:35:13,681 --> 00:35:15,382 the jukebox split open 562 00:35:15,416 --> 00:35:19,353 and Mr. Nobody leapt out followed by a hoard of vinyl warriors, 563 00:35:19,387 --> 00:35:22,623 their bodies composed of long-playing records. 564 00:35:22,657 --> 00:35:26,494 Niles said that Mr. Nobody was there for him, not us. 565 00:35:26,527 --> 00:35:29,764 And he insisted on being the tip of our spear. 566 00:35:29,797 --> 00:35:32,465 As the strongest member of the Doom Patrol, 567 00:35:32,498 --> 00:35:34,768 I led us into the fray. 568 00:35:34,802 --> 00:35:38,606 Rhea and Arani got into a spot almost immediately. 569 00:35:38,639 --> 00:35:43,445 Luckily, I was there to save them and destroy Mr. Nobody in one fell swoop. 570 00:35:43,478 --> 00:35:46,681 Mento was so frightened, he sold his super-suit. 571 00:35:46,715 --> 00:35:50,717 If Niles hadn't been there to destroy them all, along with Mr. Nobody, 572 00:35:50,751 --> 00:35:52,987 I don't think any of us would have survived. 573 00:35:53,019 --> 00:35:56,623 Uh-huh. So, Niles rescued a team of superpeople 574 00:35:56,657 --> 00:35:58,525 from a supervillain? 575 00:35:58,559 --> 00:36:00,961 Without any superpowers? 576 00:36:00,994 --> 00:36:04,364 Why don't you ask him yourself? 577 00:36:04,398 --> 00:36:08,367 - Hello, darling, how was your day? - Arani, my jewel. 578 00:36:08,402 --> 00:36:09,637 Mmm! 579 00:36:09,670 --> 00:36:13,507 - What a sight for sore eyes. - Dinner's almost ready. 580 00:36:13,539 --> 00:36:17,139 Fantastic! I'm famished. 581 00:36:22,682 --> 00:36:26,119 How did you escape Mr. Nobody, Niles? 582 00:36:26,152 --> 00:36:28,923 Mr. Nobody? 583 00:36:28,956 --> 00:36:33,726 Oh, that little devil and his butt balloon were laid to waste ages ago. 584 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:37,431 Thanks to my beautiful wife, that is. 585 00:36:37,463 --> 00:36:40,614 Oh, Niles. 586 00:36:49,277 --> 00:36:52,112 We've got Nobody's balloon here, somewhere. 587 00:36:52,146 --> 00:36:53,581 It's really quite a sight to see. 588 00:36:53,614 --> 00:36:56,818 I'm sure it was a terrific battle, Steven, but... 589 00:36:56,851 --> 00:37:03,255 I'm afraid it was only the first time Mr. Nobody came after Niles. 590 00:37:03,257 --> 00:37:05,358 He came back. 591 00:37:05,391 --> 00:37:06,693 Impossible. 592 00:37:06,726 --> 00:37:08,028 We KO'd that idiot. 593 00:37:08,061 --> 00:37:10,264 Well, I don't know what to tell you, 594 00:37:10,297 --> 00:37:13,467 except that he's back, and he's taken Niles. 595 00:37:18,639 --> 00:37:22,175 - What's happening? - You're lying. 596 00:37:22,210 --> 00:37:23,945 You couldn't let me have this, could you? 597 00:37:23,978 --> 00:37:25,813 What on earth are you going on about? 598 00:37:25,846 --> 00:37:28,416 You came all the way down here just to ruin me. 599 00:37:28,449 --> 00:37:31,085 Take my wins away, all the good work that I've done. 600 00:37:31,119 --> 00:37:33,253 - That's not true. - Please. 601 00:37:33,288 --> 00:37:35,789 We both know you're capable of anything. 602 00:37:43,898 --> 00:37:45,264 Marybeth? 603 00:37:45,298 --> 00:37:47,135 I didn't say no. 604 00:37:47,168 --> 00:37:52,168 I was too scared to say anything at all. 605 00:37:52,706 --> 00:37:55,675 Don't! 606 00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:57,811 No! 607 00:37:57,844 --> 00:38:01,347 No. No. No. No. 608 00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:03,184 No. No. 609 00:38:03,217 --> 00:38:07,755 No, no, no, no, no. No. 610 00:38:07,788 --> 00:38:09,556 No. No. No. 611 00:38:09,590 --> 00:38:11,840 No! 612 00:38:15,262 --> 00:38:17,097 What the ever-loving fuck? 613 00:38:17,130 --> 00:38:19,800 It's Mento. He's going to his dark place. 614 00:38:19,835 --> 00:38:22,503 If we don't do something fast, he's gonna take us with him. 615 00:38:26,773 --> 00:38:28,074 Rhea. 616 00:38:28,108 --> 00:38:30,409 They're starting to lose control of their powers. 617 00:38:30,443 --> 00:38:31,612 You stay here, okay? 618 00:38:31,644 --> 00:38:33,313 Wait. What about the students? 619 00:38:33,347 --> 00:38:34,981 There aren't any. 620 00:38:35,016 --> 00:38:37,565 There never were. 621 00:38:41,889 --> 00:38:43,023 Hello, Joshua. 622 00:38:43,056 --> 00:38:45,059 Niles, thank God. We have to move. 623 00:38:45,092 --> 00:38:47,661 - Mento has had another break. - Forget him. 624 00:38:47,695 --> 00:38:50,063 And the others. 625 00:38:50,097 --> 00:38:54,746 You and I have more work to do. 626 00:38:55,369 --> 00:38:56,536 No. 627 00:38:56,570 --> 00:38:58,539 Come now, Joshua. 628 00:38:58,572 --> 00:39:01,442 You've done good work here. 629 00:39:01,476 --> 00:39:06,476 But you and I both know where your talents truly lie. 630 00:39:06,780 --> 00:39:10,016 I can't. 631 00:39:10,050 --> 00:39:11,952 I told you... 632 00:39:11,985 --> 00:39:14,722 never again. 633 00:39:55,061 --> 00:39:57,097 Sweet... 634 00:39:57,130 --> 00:40:00,733 sweet, sweet baby. 635 00:40:00,768 --> 00:40:05,768 Please don't keep me waiting. 636 00:40:14,016 --> 00:40:19,016 Arani, I really think you need to have a talk with your students. 637 00:40:22,755 --> 00:40:27,094 Arani? 638 00:40:27,128 --> 00:40:29,797 He's run off again. 639 00:40:29,829 --> 00:40:33,967 Who? Niles? 640 00:40:34,001 --> 00:40:36,471 Look what you did! 641 00:40:36,503 --> 00:40:38,873 - Oh, no, no. - Look what you did! 642 00:41:13,407 --> 00:41:18,057 Sweet, sweet baby. 643 00:41:18,913 --> 00:41:21,481 Sweet, sweet baby. 644 00:41:21,514 --> 00:41:24,050 Come join me! 645 00:41:24,085 --> 00:41:26,753 Sweet, sweet baby. 646 00:41:26,786 --> 00:41:29,222 Come join me! 647 00:41:29,257 --> 00:41:32,393 Okay, this is gonna be okay. 648 00:41:32,427 --> 00:41:34,628 We just happen to be in The Shining. 649 00:41:34,661 --> 00:41:35,797 Which is fine. 650 00:41:35,829 --> 00:41:38,398 Shelley Duvall and the kid got out, and so will we. 651 00:41:38,432 --> 00:41:43,432 Captain Trainor, you and I know there is no getting out. 652 00:41:43,938 --> 00:41:47,407 Once a soldier, always a soldier. 653 00:41:47,442 --> 00:41:52,442 Now, are you and your partner ready to continue our mission? 654 00:41:52,746 --> 00:41:54,981 This isn't happening. 655 00:41:55,014 --> 00:41:57,083 This isn't happening! 656 00:41:57,117 --> 00:41:59,387 I am so sorry. 657 00:41:59,420 --> 00:42:01,722 I didn't mean for this to happen. 658 00:42:01,755 --> 00:42:03,657 Oh, Rita, let's be honest, 659 00:42:03,690 --> 00:42:08,690 you've been grinding this ax for 60 years. 660 00:42:10,197 --> 00:42:12,632 You're doing this. 661 00:42:12,666 --> 00:42:14,335 Looks pretty real to me. 662 00:42:19,806 --> 00:42:22,009 You sick son of a bitch! 663 00:42:22,041 --> 00:42:23,943 Now, darling, 664 00:42:23,978 --> 00:42:28,177 we both know you started it. 665 00:42:29,615 --> 00:42:32,385 I envy you, sir. 666 00:42:32,420 --> 00:42:37,420 You get to make the world safe for democracy single-handedly. 667 00:42:38,559 --> 00:42:43,230 Well, almost single-handedly. 668 00:42:49,068 --> 00:42:53,072 Where is that bastard? 669 00:43:25,905 --> 00:43:30,706 This is your room. 670 00:43:33,514 --> 00:43:37,885 It wasn't always like this. 671 00:43:37,918 --> 00:43:42,155 Niles formed the Doom Patrol back in the day as part of a government program. 672 00:43:42,188 --> 00:43:45,559 He selected their missions and... 673 00:43:45,592 --> 00:43:50,164 One of which inadvertently put them on Mr. Nobody's radar. 674 00:43:50,197 --> 00:43:51,831 So they really did fight him? 675 00:43:51,864 --> 00:43:53,500 Yeah, but they lost. 676 00:43:53,532 --> 00:43:54,568 Big time. 677 00:43:54,601 --> 00:43:57,237 Mr. Nobody got into their heads, 678 00:43:57,271 --> 00:43:59,139 preyed on their fears and weaknesses. 679 00:43:59,172 --> 00:44:02,342 One by one, they all turned on each other. 680 00:44:02,376 --> 00:44:04,846 They were never the same after that. 681 00:44:04,878 --> 00:44:07,514 Their minds and bodies started to deteriorate. 682 00:44:07,547 --> 00:44:10,617 They'd become frightened and confused easily, 683 00:44:10,652 --> 00:44:14,054 and they would lash out with their powers. 684 00:44:14,088 --> 00:44:18,057 They became a danger to themselves, and to others. 685 00:44:18,092 --> 00:44:20,793 So, this was never a school? 686 00:44:20,827 --> 00:44:22,697 It was, uh... 687 00:44:22,730 --> 00:44:26,766 a safe place for these folks to... 688 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:31,072 To rest. 689 00:44:31,106 --> 00:44:34,342 I was able to stabilize Mento's moods with medication. 690 00:44:34,375 --> 00:44:36,077 It was Niles' idea to modify his helmet, 691 00:44:36,110 --> 00:44:39,681 to try to keep him calm with an immersive group delusion. 692 00:44:39,713 --> 00:44:44,713 Mento hadn't made a peep in 50 years. 693 00:44:44,818 --> 00:44:46,688 Until today. 694 00:44:46,721 --> 00:44:50,757 So, you're like what, their babysitter? 695 00:44:50,791 --> 00:44:52,826 Physician, actually. 696 00:44:52,860 --> 00:44:54,295 I'm also a meta-human. 697 00:44:54,327 --> 00:44:56,630 I don't like to use my powers, 698 00:44:56,664 --> 00:44:59,166 but they're pretty good to have around here. 699 00:44:59,199 --> 00:45:00,802 Just in case. 700 00:45:00,835 --> 00:45:03,570 Arani said she's married to Niles. 701 00:45:03,603 --> 00:45:07,175 - Is that... - All part of the fantasy. 702 00:45:07,208 --> 00:45:10,443 None of you should feel bad about what you may have seen. 703 00:45:10,478 --> 00:45:13,447 That was just Mento lashing out with his powers. 704 00:45:13,481 --> 00:45:15,449 Using your biggest fears against you, 705 00:45:15,483 --> 00:45:18,117 like Mr. Nobody did to him, 706 00:45:18,152 --> 00:45:20,688 and to the others. 707 00:45:20,722 --> 00:45:23,456 Now, I think it's best if... 708 00:45:23,490 --> 00:45:27,293 If you all leave. 709 00:45:27,327 --> 00:45:31,228 What about Arani and Rhea? 710 00:45:38,371 --> 00:45:43,371 This is what their realities are like. 711 00:45:49,416 --> 00:45:52,119 Don't leave me. 712 00:45:52,152 --> 00:45:55,422 Torturing themselves with ghosts from their past. 713 00:45:55,456 --> 00:45:58,958 But you can fix it, right? 714 00:45:58,992 --> 00:46:00,628 I don't know. 715 00:46:00,661 --> 00:46:05,311 Please, Niles... 716 00:46:06,132 --> 00:46:07,632 May I try? 717 00:46:21,514 --> 00:46:24,518 Whoa, whoa. Take it easy, son. 718 00:46:24,552 --> 00:46:27,253 Give yourself a minute. 719 00:46:27,288 --> 00:46:29,657 Am I okay? 720 00:46:29,690 --> 00:46:33,025 Everything looks fine. 721 00:46:33,059 --> 00:46:34,994 So, I'll be heading back. 722 00:46:35,027 --> 00:46:37,898 You gonna pack my bags too? 723 00:46:37,931 --> 00:46:40,668 Not unless you're planning to come back with me. 724 00:46:40,702 --> 00:46:44,237 But if you would prefer to be here, 725 00:46:44,271 --> 00:46:46,641 I think you should stay. 726 00:46:46,673 --> 00:46:49,043 Incidentally, I, uh... 727 00:46:49,076 --> 00:46:52,213 enabled your privacy mode. 728 00:46:52,246 --> 00:46:53,547 For real this time. 729 00:46:53,581 --> 00:46:56,115 I won't be listening in anymore. 730 00:46:56,150 --> 00:46:57,485 I promise. 731 00:46:57,518 --> 00:47:02,518 Am I awake? Or are snakes gonna start pouring out of your face? 732 00:47:02,590 --> 00:47:04,858 You've been telling me... 733 00:47:04,893 --> 00:47:07,260 you're ready to be your own man. 734 00:47:07,293 --> 00:47:12,293 I think it's time I start listening. 735 00:47:17,293 --> 00:47:18,293 Wait. 736 00:48:07,186 --> 00:48:10,490 What's wrong? 737 00:48:10,523 --> 00:48:12,393 How could you? 738 00:48:12,425 --> 00:48:14,427 What are you talking about? 739 00:48:14,461 --> 00:48:18,264 Marybeth? 740 00:48:18,298 --> 00:48:20,548 That poor girl. 741 00:48:23,471 --> 00:48:26,474 You read my mind. 742 00:48:26,507 --> 00:48:28,576 Without my permission. 743 00:48:28,608 --> 00:48:31,344 Don't you dare judge me. 744 00:48:31,378 --> 00:48:35,427 Not after what you've done. 745 00:48:37,485 --> 00:48:42,485 I'm just sorry I didn't do it sooner. 746 00:48:50,264 --> 00:48:55,036 A long time ago, you taught me I was my own biggest obstacle, 747 00:48:55,068 --> 00:49:00,068 that I could decide who I wanted to be. 748 00:49:00,708 --> 00:49:02,943 For the last 60 years, I decided that Rita Farr 749 00:49:02,976 --> 00:49:06,813 was someone who deserved to be punished. 750 00:49:06,847 --> 00:49:10,184 I haven't changed my mind about that. 751 00:49:10,217 --> 00:49:12,318 Rita Farr is... 752 00:49:12,353 --> 00:49:15,289 empty and ugly. 753 00:49:15,322 --> 00:49:18,726 And small. 754 00:49:18,759 --> 00:49:22,797 And I don't wanna be those things anymore. 755 00:49:22,829 --> 00:49:27,829 I don't wanna be Rita Farr anymore. 756 00:49:27,934 --> 00:49:32,934 Without her, I don't know who I am. 757 00:49:33,005 --> 00:49:35,643 All I know is... 758 00:49:35,675 --> 00:49:38,778 I don't want to end up like you. 759 00:49:38,813 --> 00:49:41,512 Or Arani, or Rhea. 760 00:49:44,351 --> 00:49:47,554 And, who knows. 761 00:49:47,588 --> 00:49:50,257 Maybe if I... 762 00:49:50,291 --> 00:49:55,291 stop trying to forget the things that haunt me, 763 00:49:55,896 --> 00:49:57,798 and actually face them, 764 00:49:57,831 --> 00:50:02,831 maybe Mr. Nobody won't hold so much power over me. 765 00:50:03,637 --> 00:50:07,608 I owe you for that. 766 00:50:07,641 --> 00:50:10,342 And I forgive you. 767 00:50:27,795 --> 00:50:31,094 Goodbye, Steve Dayton. 768 00:50:48,748 --> 00:50:52,652 How often does he come see them? 769 00:50:52,686 --> 00:50:54,188 For real. 770 00:50:54,221 --> 00:50:58,025 Niles? 771 00:50:58,057 --> 00:50:59,659 Not very. 772 00:51:02,429 --> 00:51:04,264 So he just abandoned them? 773 00:51:04,297 --> 00:51:06,634 Like broken toys? 774 00:51:06,666 --> 00:51:09,570 Why would he send me here? 775 00:51:09,603 --> 00:51:12,340 I'm not broken. He never treated me like I was broken. 776 00:51:12,373 --> 00:51:15,142 - Why would he wanna abandon me too? - I think... 777 00:51:15,143 --> 00:51:17,444 this is something for you to discuss with Niles directly. 778 00:51:17,445 --> 00:51:19,780 How the fuck am I supposed to do that? He's missing. 779 00:51:19,813 --> 00:51:22,483 Then keep looking. 780 00:51:22,516 --> 00:51:26,653 'Cause I think that's what Mr. Nobody really wants is for you to give up. 781 00:51:26,686 --> 00:51:28,822 That's why he sent you here. 782 00:51:28,856 --> 00:51:33,856 See what happens to those who cross him. 783 00:51:34,661 --> 00:51:38,097 Good luck to you, Jane, and... 784 00:51:38,130 --> 00:51:40,132 For God sakes, 785 00:51:40,166 --> 00:51:44,538 you be careful. 786 00:51:57,918 --> 00:52:02,918 No offense, but your dad's a real bite in the ass. 787 00:52:02,989 --> 00:52:05,125 Here. 788 00:52:05,157 --> 00:52:06,293 You hacked it. 789 00:52:06,327 --> 00:52:09,161 I created a profile for you, sent her a friend request. 790 00:52:09,163 --> 00:52:09,929 She accepted it? 791 00:52:09,931 --> 00:52:12,365 She did. Only, um... 792 00:52:12,398 --> 00:52:14,001 she doesn't know it. 793 00:52:14,034 --> 00:52:17,871 Congratulations. You're officially catfishing your daughter. 794 00:52:17,905 --> 00:52:20,474 Is this because I stuck up for you with your pops? 795 00:52:20,507 --> 00:52:25,146 - You did? - A little. 796 00:52:25,179 --> 00:52:27,949 I just thought that you should 797 00:52:27,981 --> 00:52:32,981 have the chance to get to know your daughter. 798 00:52:35,322 --> 00:52:37,625 Maybe it's better for both of you if you 799 00:52:37,657 --> 00:52:41,128 done it from afar. 800 00:52:59,481 --> 00:53:04,481 Been far too long since we took some publicity photos. 801 00:53:05,219 --> 00:53:10,219 Folks are gonna start to forget what the Doom Patrol means. 802 00:54:21,230 --> 00:54:28,023 Captain Trainor, are you and your partner ready to continue our mission? 803 00:54:37,344 --> 00:54:41,282 I know. 804 00:54:41,315 --> 00:54:46,315 I don't wanna think about it either. 805 00:55:45,612 --> 00:55:47,780 What the fuck? 806 00:55:47,815 --> 00:55:51,518 "Me and Dad"? 807 00:55:51,552 --> 00:55:54,722 What the hell is she doing with Bump? 808 00:55:54,755 --> 00:55:57,423 Bump. Bump. 809 00:55:57,456 --> 00:55:59,159 Bump. Bump... 810 00:55:59,193 --> 00:56:03,831 Bump! Bump! Bump! Bump! Bump!