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Previously on Doom Patrol...
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What's the
Bureau of Normalcy?
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It's a top secret government agency,
run by a bunch of demented zealots.
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They stomp out anything
they deem to be aberrations.
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Hey, it's me. Jane.
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Her brain activity's
off the charts, and yet... nothing.
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Jane's in there somewhere.
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What the hell happened here?
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Long story.
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If you're feeling homicidal urges,
just gives us a little heads up, all right?
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I said, shut up.
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- I was trying to protect you.
- By lying?
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How did Niles get
involved with superheroes?
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Niles never said.
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You know he has his secrets.
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Niles and his secrets.
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Sounds like you and I know
two different Niles Caulders.
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From the Journal of Niles
Caulder, 4th of December, 1913.
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We've set up north on an exploratory
mission for the Bureau of Oddities.
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Washington doubts
our department's value,
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but I am eager to prove
what we are capable of.
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Steady on, Alistair.
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We're explorers,
not mercenaries.
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You tell that to the
Turks that were just up this way
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about seven months ago.
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Only one man returned.
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Barely.
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You know what
he claims he saw?
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Those men were hunters.
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We're not.
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If this creature exists,
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there's no reason to believe
it's gonna be of any danger to us.
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In fact, it might mean us
no harm at all.
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Oh, friend.
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Anything that can survive
this frozen hell
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absolutely
wants to do you harm.
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You remind that wolf
that you're an explorer,
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- not a hunter.
- You saved my life.
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I thought I told you not to
wander away from camp without...
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Alistair!
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Run!
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No.
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Wait. Please.
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No.
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Please.
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Please.
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Ernest, are you down there?
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What is it, Mother?
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We're out of Lean Cuisine.
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I no longer require Lean Cuisine
for sustenance, Mother.
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I maintain my physique
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through a high-calorie
ketogenic diet and mental focus.
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I need you to go to the market.
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What?
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Why?
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Why can't you go?
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I'm watching This Is Us.
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Fuck This Is Us.
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The keys are by the door.
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And don't forget to pick
up more scratchers.
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Mama!
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I'm very busy right now!
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Mom?
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Mom!
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Mom!
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Canned peaches are on
aisle five, old-timer.
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That's for my mom.
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That's for me.
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We know all about your
hemorrhoid cream preferences,
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Ernest Franklin.
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Who the fuck are you?
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Try The United States fucking Government.
Bureau of Normalcy.
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I'm familiar
with your work.
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No, you're not.
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No, I'm not.
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Normally, the Bureau
operates in the shadows,
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entirely self-regulated.
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But desperate times
call for... people like you.
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People like me?
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One of our top agents,
Darren Jones,
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failed to report in
from assignment.
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We believe that he had an
encounter with the associates
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of a gentleman by the name
of Niles Caulder.
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We believe that a man
of your... talents
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can locate Niles Caulder and
bring him in for questioning.
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Do you think
you can handle that?
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Prepare yourself,
Beard Hunter.
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You've been activated.
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Mom?
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Where are my shuriken?
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Check the dishwasher.
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I told you, they're
hand-wash only!
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Mom!
I need your help, please!
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What happened?
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You stuck in your
costume again?
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It's not a costume!
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Fuck!
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Niles Caulder,
I'm coming for you.
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Who's there?
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I am an Agent of the Oddities.
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I am not afraid of death.
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I am not afraid of death.
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Yes.
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There's absolutely
nothing wrong with her.
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Her brain activity's
off the charts, and yet, nothing.
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Jane's in there somewhere.
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So how do we pull her out?
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I don't know. Part of me
wishes that we could just...
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shrink ourselves
Magic School Bus style,
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and get inside her head.
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What?
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I'm just marveling
at your embrace of the weird
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and utterly impossible.
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What?
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Cliff?
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Cliff?
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- Cliff!
- We get it, Rita.
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Do you?
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Three people
are unconscious now,
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and you're just, what,
all good?
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What exactly
is the plan here?
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I have no idea.
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But whatever it is,
looks like it's working.
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Oh, really?
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Forgive me for having doubts,
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but what do we really know
about this... thing?
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What exactly are you?
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Well, I can see why Larry
is so fond of you.
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This never would've happened
if the Chief were still here.
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You're right.
He's gone.
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But us standing around waiting for
these three is not gonna change that.
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Let's get back to work.
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Hello.
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I'm Dr. Niles Evelyn Caulder.
I'm...
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I'm a research explorer
from the Bureau of Oddities.
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Please, I'm separated
from my partner. I...
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You know I'm wounded.
I'm not a threat to you.
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Please, those men up there,
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I'm not like them.
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Those men are hunters.
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I'm not a hunter.
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I'm a friend.
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I'm very cold.
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Please, could I...
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Could I move a bit closer
to the fire?
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I'm not gonna survive this,
whatever your plans are.
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I just wanna get...
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a little bit warm.
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Please, stop.
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I'm sorry.
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So Danny
is a talking street?
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- Yeah.
- Where everyone is gay?
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No. I don't know. It's a place
for all kinds of people.
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And it travels?
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Not "it," "they."
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Danny's gender queer.
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And they jump, yeah.
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And "they" gave you
a comic book?
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Look, when you get a comic book
from a talking street named Danny,
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it isn't just a comic book.
It has to have some kind of clue.
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Well, give it here.
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Look, anything that gets us
closer to finding the Chief,
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no matter how absurd
or obtuse or dangerous,
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we have to use it
to our advantage.
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Talking streets,
comic books.
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I always thought the weirdest
thing in Chief's life was us.
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That's odd.
The hunk is missing.
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What?
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Cartoon hunk. The hunky muscle
man in this advertisement.
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Mmm. I must've seen this add
100 times as a girl.
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There's supposed to be
a man there,
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but it's empty. It's like he just
walked out of the comic book.
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Oh, yeah.
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Okay, easy.
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Here we go. Easy.
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Okay.
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Oh!
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Be smart now, Ernest.
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A little bit goes a long way.
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Mmm.
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From the Journal
of Niles Caulder.
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I've spent weeks at the mercy
of this primitive creature.
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Finally, my strength
has started to return.
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This specimen
seemingly exists
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in complete opposition
to the modern world,
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entirely removed
from mankind.
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She would be the crown jewel
of the Bureau's collection.
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Oh, don't be alarmed.
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My... My leg
is feeling better.
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It's feeling good,
thank you.
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I'll be able
to leave soon.
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I'll have to go home.
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Home...
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I'll have to go.
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Home!
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You could come with me.
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Mmm.
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My people would love
to see you.
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They'd take great care of you.
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I'm never gonna
leave here, am I?
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You didn't save me.
You kidnapped me.
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I'm just your pet.
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I'm a play thing to you.
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That's what you think of me,
isn't it?
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How dare you!
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I'm not a pet monkey!
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I'm not an animal!
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You're the animal!
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We are not animals!
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I'm not an animal.
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Stay back.
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Don't you come near me.
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You've kept me here
against my will.
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You've bound my hands.
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I can't! I will not...
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These are not animals
left to rot.
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They are men.
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They deserve a proper burial.
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It's the right...
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It's the Christian
thing to do.
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My God.
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What is this place?
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Oh God,
this is remarkable.
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There appears to be even
more to this strange creature
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than I'd originally assumed.
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I'd always suspected
that my captor was primitive,
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but I never considered
what that truly meant.
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This ancient culture,
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tens of thousands of years old
by my estimation,
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was once a proud tribe.
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But one by one,
they faded away.
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Except...
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Unless my eyes
deceived me,
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my captor had existed
within this tribe for generations.
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Every era.
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The question was, how?
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Eternal life.
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Something I never before
considered possible.
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Something I struggled
to comprehend.
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My mind raced with questions,
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but I could not
find my voice.
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I could only bear witness,
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and behold her.
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Oyewah.
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Oyewah.
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Finally,
I began to understand
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the nature of the creature
I had found.
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Mmm.
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And then,
in a single moment...
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Oyewah.
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I realized that I understood
absolutely nothing at all.
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It's really you!
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Cyborg!
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Yes, yes, the famous Cyborg.
Incredible.
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And you are?
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Looking for one Niles Caulder.
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Missing.
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How do you know Niles Caulder?
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Oh, I know all about
Niles Caulder.
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I know how the Bureau of
Normalcy is looking for him.
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I know about his
band of freaks,
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the race car driver,
the basket case,
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the test pilot,
the Hollywood actress...
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And so much more.
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I'm sorry. Who are you, again?
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Well, I'm known by many names.
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In Spain, they call me
El Cazador de Barba.
268
00:24:47,656 --> 00:24:50,993
My psyche profile,
they call me a pogonophile.
269
00:24:51,028 --> 00:24:56,028
But most commonly,
those who dare speak my name
270
00:24:56,133 --> 00:24:59,883
call me the Beard Hunter.
271
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,742
Okay.
The Beard Hunter.
272
00:25:06,778 --> 00:25:09,310
So the Bureau
of Normalcy hired...
273
00:25:09,346 --> 00:25:11,582
the Beard Hunter.
274
00:25:11,615 --> 00:25:13,017
Okay, what else
do we need to know?
275
00:25:13,018 --> 00:25:15,519
If you're the Beard Hunter,
why don't you have a beard?
276
00:25:15,550 --> 00:25:16,618
Hormone disorder.
277
00:25:16,653 --> 00:25:18,086
Man, how do you
know Niles Caulder?
278
00:25:18,121 --> 00:25:21,222
I consumed Niles' essence.
279
00:25:21,259 --> 00:25:24,492
Fragments of his facial hair.
280
00:25:24,528 --> 00:25:25,528
Still fresh.
281
00:25:25,529 --> 00:25:27,962
- Ugh.
- Wait. Hold up.
282
00:25:27,998 --> 00:25:31,134
"Consumed his essence"?
283
00:25:31,165 --> 00:25:32,367
You didn't...
284
00:25:32,403 --> 00:25:34,636
In the bathroom,
285
00:25:34,672 --> 00:25:37,140
did you eat Niles' drain scum?
286
00:25:37,173 --> 00:25:39,509
- Ugh.
- Why?
287
00:25:39,541 --> 00:25:41,089
What's a soggy piece of hair
got to do with the Chief?
288
00:25:41,113 --> 00:25:45,950
What's hair
got to do with the Chief?
289
00:25:51,121 --> 00:25:52,520
You better back your ass up.
290
00:25:52,557 --> 00:25:55,490
I'm sure you care very much
about finding the Chief.
291
00:25:55,526 --> 00:25:56,526
We all do.
292
00:25:56,527 --> 00:26:02,126
But I'm not sure he can help you
with whatever is wrong with you.
293
00:26:02,265 --> 00:26:05,634
Help me?
294
00:26:05,669 --> 00:26:08,038
You really don't know
him at all, do you?
295
00:26:08,070 --> 00:26:12,144
You think finding Niles will rescue
you from your pathetic lives,
296
00:26:12,174 --> 00:26:16,815
but Niles Caulder is not the
man he's led you to believe.
297
00:26:16,846 --> 00:26:20,048
Niles Caulder is not
your savior.
298
00:26:20,084 --> 00:26:21,919
He's a false god.
299
00:26:21,951 --> 00:26:25,990
Finding him will
change nothing.
300
00:26:26,021 --> 00:26:31,021
You'll still be nothing more
than a broken football star
301
00:26:31,058 --> 00:26:32,827
and a washed-up actress.
302
00:26:32,828 --> 00:26:34,462
Then just tell me why
we should be listening
303
00:26:34,463 --> 00:26:37,903
to this crazy-ass lunatic we just
found passed out in the bathroom?
304
00:26:37,933 --> 00:26:39,768
'Cause I know the truth
about Niles Caulder,
305
00:26:39,769 --> 00:26:42,007
and I know how to find him.
306
00:26:42,038 --> 00:26:46,375
His beard calls out to me
from across time and space.
307
00:26:46,411 --> 00:26:48,711
I can hear its siren song.
308
00:26:48,746 --> 00:26:50,512
That's my superpower.
309
00:26:50,548 --> 00:26:53,481
My je ne sais quoi.
310
00:26:53,518 --> 00:26:56,586
I can trace a man's beard
anywhere it is,
311
00:26:56,618 --> 00:26:58,221
anywhere it has been.
312
00:26:58,255 --> 00:26:59,255
Okay.
313
00:27:17,709 --> 00:27:19,959
Okay, I'm done.
314
00:27:22,746 --> 00:27:27,746
Never underestimate
the power of the beard.
315
00:27:29,184 --> 00:27:32,691
From the journal
of Niles Caulder, date unknown.
316
00:27:32,722 --> 00:27:37,722
After the funeral, I choose to remain and
study the creature in her natural habitat.
317
00:27:38,230 --> 00:27:41,865
She wields a psychic power
with incredible potential.
318
00:27:41,897 --> 00:27:45,403
What other wonders could
she possible unlock?
319
00:27:45,433 --> 00:27:47,368
Immortality.
320
00:27:47,403 --> 00:27:49,538
A bridge to the unknown.
321
00:27:49,573 --> 00:27:51,909
She is the ultimate discovery.
322
00:27:51,942 --> 00:27:56,077
She represents all the
Bureau of Oddities stands for.
323
00:27:59,517 --> 00:28:00,817
- Horkon.
- Horkon?
324
00:28:00,851 --> 00:28:03,251
- That's a new one.
- Horkon laka.
325
00:28:03,287 --> 00:28:04,519
- Horkon?
- Horkon.
326
00:28:12,394 --> 00:28:14,298
After that day,
327
00:28:14,329 --> 00:28:16,531
I fell deathly ill.
328
00:28:45,663 --> 00:28:47,529
Stay back.
329
00:28:47,565 --> 00:28:49,567
I'm not well.
330
00:29:36,681 --> 00:29:38,780
Were if not for each other,
331
00:29:38,816 --> 00:29:43,463
we would have perished.
332
00:29:54,096 --> 00:29:56,346
Oyewah.
333
00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:01,550
Oyewah.
334
00:30:31,299 --> 00:30:34,152
You are remarkable.
335
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:58,663
All right, that gentleman
is clearly a nut muffin,
336
00:30:58,693 --> 00:31:01,265
but I think we should
try to use him.
337
00:31:01,298 --> 00:31:04,567
If he knows where the Chief is,
that can help us.
338
00:31:04,601 --> 00:31:07,769
Maybe we can co-star with him.
339
00:31:07,805 --> 00:31:09,507
You mean "team-up"?
340
00:31:09,538 --> 00:31:11,472
Yes, that.
341
00:31:12,644 --> 00:31:15,278
If it helps us find the Chief,
we have to follow it.
342
00:31:15,310 --> 00:31:19,682
That's what you said, right?
No matter what.
343
00:31:34,298 --> 00:31:35,097
Ah!
344
00:31:35,098 --> 00:31:38,166
All right, you're right, um...
345
00:31:38,201 --> 00:31:41,636
- Okay, here's the plan.
- Mmm.
346
00:31:41,672 --> 00:31:43,539
- We just let him go.
- What?
347
00:31:43,575 --> 00:31:46,344
Something tells me this Beard Hunter
guy isn't much of a team player.
348
00:31:46,375 --> 00:31:51,326
But we can track him,
using this.
349
00:31:53,750 --> 00:31:55,787
Impressive doohickey, Victor.
350
00:31:55,817 --> 00:31:57,788
But how are we supposed
to track him?
351
00:32:01,990 --> 00:32:04,595
Hey! He hasn't told
you yet, has he?
352
00:32:04,626 --> 00:32:05,894
What's wrong with him?
353
00:32:05,930 --> 00:32:08,464
He's been lying to all of you!
Haven't you, Victor?
354
00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:10,299
Okay, Beard Hunter,
you're, like, a nine.
355
00:32:10,335 --> 00:32:12,245
I'm gonna need you to
take it down to, like, a four.
356
00:32:12,269 --> 00:32:15,069
It's too late, Cyborg. I consumed
a sample of your essence.
357
00:32:15,070 --> 00:32:16,441
I'm inside your head now.
358
00:32:16,472 --> 00:32:18,709
Facial hair connects me
to the secrets of the universe.
359
00:32:18,740 --> 00:32:20,175
It's the ultimate flavor savor.
360
00:32:20,211 --> 00:32:22,313
All the memories,
secrets, sandwiches...
361
00:32:22,346 --> 00:32:24,749
A man's beard
witnesses all things.
362
00:32:24,779 --> 00:32:26,548
And only I can
decode the language.
363
00:32:26,585 --> 00:32:28,384
You wet the bed until
you were six years old.
364
00:32:28,419 --> 00:32:30,586
You killed your mother
when you were 18.
365
00:32:30,621 --> 00:32:33,423
When you were little,
you called her "Cotton Candy,"
366
00:32:33,454 --> 00:32:35,259
and she called you...
367
00:32:38,827 --> 00:32:40,162
I know it all!
368
00:32:40,163 --> 00:32:42,229
Your facial hair connects
me directly to the brain stem.
369
00:32:42,230 --> 00:32:45,934
Sure.
370
00:32:50,508 --> 00:32:52,142
Ha!
371
00:32:52,173 --> 00:32:53,173
Whoo!
372
00:32:59,981 --> 00:33:01,353
Just hit him already!
373
00:33:01,384 --> 00:33:03,488
Tell me, Cyborg. Why would
a man like Niles Caulder
374
00:33:03,519 --> 00:33:06,056
choose to live with a gallery
of rejects like her?
375
00:33:06,057 --> 00:33:07,587
And why would he want
you to join them?
376
00:33:09,826 --> 00:33:11,625
Grid, diagnostic check.
377
00:33:11,626 --> 00:33:12,662
What's up with my arm cannon?
378
00:33:12,663 --> 00:33:14,132
Unknown threat detected.
379
00:33:14,163 --> 00:33:16,164
Host has been compromised.
380
00:33:16,201 --> 00:33:17,933
- What?
- Well, well, well...
381
00:33:17,969 --> 00:33:20,269
Looks like I'm not the only one
inside your head.
382
00:33:20,305 --> 00:33:22,505
Initiating
total system control.
383
00:33:22,538 --> 00:33:23,605
What is he talking about?
384
00:33:23,606 --> 00:33:25,142
That's what
you were told, right, Cyborg?
385
00:33:25,143 --> 00:33:27,376
The search for Niles Caulder
would destroy you all.
386
00:33:27,412 --> 00:33:29,746
- Shut up!
- Victor, what are you doing?
387
00:33:29,778 --> 00:33:30,913
Grid.
388
00:33:30,948 --> 00:33:32,158
Weapons systems
have been activated.
389
00:33:32,182 --> 00:33:33,548
Grid, deactivate cannon.
390
00:33:33,584 --> 00:33:35,250
- Here we go.
- I repeat...
391
00:33:45,028 --> 00:33:46,962
What on Earth
is wrong with you?
392
00:33:46,998 --> 00:33:51,998
There's nothing
wrong with me.
393
00:33:53,434 --> 00:33:55,438
Beard Hunter!
394
00:33:55,471 --> 00:33:56,838
Just admit it.
395
00:33:56,874 --> 00:33:58,942
You'll never find the Chief.
396
00:33:58,976 --> 00:34:00,278
You don't want to.
397
00:34:00,309 --> 00:34:03,180
You're afraid of what you'll
find if you keep looking.
398
00:34:03,181 --> 00:34:04,646
You have no idea what
you're talking about.
399
00:34:04,647 --> 00:34:07,884
Actually, I've seen who you
and Niles Caulder really are.
400
00:34:07,919 --> 00:34:09,885
And the truth is...
401
00:34:11,922 --> 00:34:13,489
You're not gonna
like the truth.
402
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:16,760
Oh.
403
00:34:16,793 --> 00:34:18,893
Here he comes.
404
00:34:23,266 --> 00:34:24,601
Grid.
405
00:34:24,635 --> 00:34:25,802
Stand down.
406
00:34:25,835 --> 00:34:26,969
I got this.
407
00:34:27,003 --> 00:34:28,338
Host has
been compromised.
408
00:34:28,371 --> 00:34:30,675
System control has
been deemed necessary.
409
00:34:30,708 --> 00:34:33,610
Listen to the little voice
in your head, Cyborg.
410
00:34:33,643 --> 00:34:34,911
You're not in control.
411
00:34:34,945 --> 00:34:36,289
Target acquired.
412
00:34:36,313 --> 00:34:38,090
- Lethal force activated.
- Grid, stop!
413
00:34:38,114 --> 00:34:39,849
- T-minus five...
- Stop now!
414
00:34:39,882 --> 00:34:42,119
- Careful!
- ...four, three, two...
415
00:34:42,152 --> 00:34:44,789
Stop!
416
00:34:47,958 --> 00:34:49,592
You could
have killed them!
417
00:34:49,626 --> 00:34:51,392
Victor, shut it down!
418
00:34:51,393 --> 00:34:52,128
I can't.
419
00:34:52,129 --> 00:34:53,463
"I can't."
420
00:34:53,496 --> 00:34:54,565
- Victor?
- Victor?
421
00:34:54,597 --> 00:34:57,202
Voice Command.
Activate emergency shutdown.
422
00:34:57,233 --> 00:34:58,969
Code word, "Elinore."
423
00:35:00,905 --> 00:35:01,905
Get out of here.
424
00:35:01,938 --> 00:35:04,242
- I'm sorry?
- Go!
425
00:35:04,273 --> 00:35:06,342
Look at me. Look at my face.
426
00:35:06,376 --> 00:35:08,545
I want you to always
remember this.
427
00:35:08,577 --> 00:35:09,945
Ernest Franklin,
428
00:35:09,981 --> 00:35:14,150
the man who defeated Cyborg.
429
00:35:14,184 --> 00:35:17,654
I wonder, who will
play me in the movie?
430
00:35:18,390 --> 00:35:22,438
It's okay. Just let him go.
431
00:35:44,947 --> 00:35:46,684
Spring has sprung,
432
00:35:46,715 --> 00:35:48,518
and life is returning.
433
00:35:48,552 --> 00:35:53,552
I have chosen to remain
here in the north.
434
00:36:03,434 --> 00:36:06,135
This is no longer a journey
of scientific discovery
435
00:36:06,168 --> 00:36:09,039
but an exploration
of something deeper.
436
00:36:09,072 --> 00:36:12,141
Something within myself.
437
00:36:12,175 --> 00:36:14,010
There is nothing but the hunt,
438
00:36:14,043 --> 00:36:16,612
nothing but the thrill
439
00:36:16,646 --> 00:36:19,449
and peril
440
00:36:19,481 --> 00:36:23,552
of survival.
441
00:36:23,585 --> 00:36:27,186
It's liberating.
442
00:36:49,847 --> 00:36:51,215
Days pass into months.
443
00:36:51,248 --> 00:36:53,117
Months pass into years.
444
00:36:53,150 --> 00:36:55,918
My old life fades.
445
00:36:55,952 --> 00:36:59,588
My new life feels
446
00:36:59,621 --> 00:37:02,994
eternal.
447
00:37:03,027 --> 00:37:07,931
♪ I'll home to me parents
Confess what I've done ♪
448
00:37:07,965 --> 00:37:12,802
♪ And ask them to pardon
Their prodigal son ♪
449
00:37:12,838 --> 00:37:17,838
♪ And when they've caressed me
As ofttimes before ♪
450
00:37:18,010 --> 00:37:23,010
♪ I never will play
The wild rover no more ♪
451
00:37:25,114 --> 00:37:29,588
♪ And it's no, nay, never ♪
452
00:37:29,619 --> 00:37:33,123
♪ No, nay, never no more ♪
453
00:37:33,155 --> 00:37:37,360
♪ Will I play the wild rover ♪
454
00:37:37,393 --> 00:37:41,594
♪ No never no more ♪
455
00:37:49,172 --> 00:37:53,309
Hello, old friend.
456
00:37:53,342 --> 00:37:56,746
I can't believe you're alive
after all this time.
457
00:37:58,248 --> 00:38:01,818
Did you know that
I went to your funeral?
458
00:38:01,851 --> 00:38:04,987
Hmm.
459
00:38:05,021 --> 00:38:07,123
Niles, I'm sorry.
460
00:38:07,157 --> 00:38:08,659
I shouldn't have
left you up here.
461
00:38:08,693 --> 00:38:12,862
If anyone should be asking
forgiveness, Alistair, it's me.
462
00:38:12,896 --> 00:38:15,965
Those scars.
463
00:38:15,998 --> 00:38:18,568
In fact, I should
be thanking you.
464
00:38:18,601 --> 00:38:23,251
I finally found where I belong.
465
00:38:23,974 --> 00:38:26,610
You can't possibly
plan on staying out here.
466
00:38:26,643 --> 00:38:29,579
Ah, the Bureau will
manage fine without me.
467
00:38:29,612 --> 00:38:32,315
You've been gone
a long time, Niles.
468
00:38:32,349 --> 00:38:34,083
The world's changed.
469
00:38:34,117 --> 00:38:35,117
We're at war.
470
00:38:35,118 --> 00:38:37,353
A Great War.
471
00:38:37,387 --> 00:38:39,322
Worst anyone's ever seen.
472
00:38:39,356 --> 00:38:41,123
I didn't know.
473
00:38:41,157 --> 00:38:42,425
We had no choice.
474
00:38:42,458 --> 00:38:44,793
Organization had to change.
475
00:38:44,827 --> 00:38:46,496
Mission had to evolve.
476
00:38:46,530 --> 00:38:49,300
Odd is out. Normal is in.
477
00:38:49,333 --> 00:38:51,635
What does that mean?
478
00:38:51,668 --> 00:38:53,570
The mission.
479
00:38:53,603 --> 00:38:56,739
We still seek out that
which is abnormal,
480
00:38:56,773 --> 00:39:00,373
only now we exterminate.
481
00:39:03,213 --> 00:39:05,215
You've been gone, Niles.
482
00:39:05,248 --> 00:39:07,318
The world no longer
needs explorers.
483
00:39:07,351 --> 00:39:12,300
The world always
needs explorers.
484
00:39:16,893 --> 00:39:20,929
Tell me, how did
you do it, survive out here?
485
00:39:20,963 --> 00:39:24,300
I was fortunate.
486
00:39:24,333 --> 00:39:26,871
I found the bodies
of those two missing hunters.
487
00:39:26,905 --> 00:39:30,639
They had equipment, gear,
enough for me to survive.
488
00:39:30,672 --> 00:39:31,840
I foraged.
489
00:39:31,876 --> 00:39:35,844
And I learned to hunt.
490
00:39:35,878 --> 00:39:37,880
Winters were difficult.
491
00:39:37,914 --> 00:39:39,483
I managed to find shelter.
492
00:39:39,516 --> 00:39:44,516
Well, I sure had the wrong
impression of you, Niles Caulder.
493
00:39:46,690 --> 00:39:51,161
Your hairy little girlfriend.
494
00:39:51,195 --> 00:39:56,166
She didn't have anything to do with
your miraculous survival, did she?
495
00:39:56,199 --> 00:39:58,101
Don't deny it.
496
00:39:58,135 --> 00:39:59,969
I've seen her.
497
00:40:00,003 --> 00:40:02,139
I've been tracking her.
498
00:40:02,172 --> 00:40:04,474
She's good.
499
00:40:04,507 --> 00:40:07,244
Haven't found her nest.
500
00:40:09,914 --> 00:40:13,213
Why don't you show me?
501
00:40:17,219 --> 00:40:19,822
What the hell
happened back there?
502
00:40:19,856 --> 00:40:21,023
Just a glitch.
503
00:40:21,056 --> 00:40:23,293
Victor.
504
00:40:23,327 --> 00:40:27,864
Something's wrong.
505
00:40:27,896 --> 00:40:30,333
With me.
506
00:40:30,367 --> 00:40:32,702
Ever since my reset
button got pushed,
507
00:40:32,735 --> 00:40:35,271
something's been
wrong in my system.
508
00:40:35,304 --> 00:40:36,675
And it's getting worse.
509
00:40:36,706 --> 00:40:38,943
Did you ask
your father for help?
510
00:40:38,974 --> 00:40:40,210
I can't trust my dad.
511
00:40:40,242 --> 00:40:41,576
If I ask him for help,
he would just
512
00:40:41,577 --> 00:40:43,880
take control of my whole system
and never let go.
513
00:40:43,914 --> 00:40:45,414
He's not like Niles.
514
00:40:45,449 --> 00:40:48,418
He's, um...
515
00:40:48,452 --> 00:40:51,688
I gotta handle this
whole thing on my own.
516
00:40:51,722 --> 00:40:54,525
What are you going
to do about it, then?
517
00:40:54,559 --> 00:40:57,027
We can't keep blowing up
the mansion every other day.
518
00:40:57,059 --> 00:40:59,161
I can fix it.
519
00:40:59,195 --> 00:41:00,697
I promise.
520
00:41:00,731 --> 00:41:02,330
But don't tell anyone yet.
521
00:41:02,331 --> 00:41:03,500
They rest of the team
can't know.
522
00:41:03,501 --> 00:41:05,335
They'll worry I'm
turning into that...
523
00:41:05,369 --> 00:41:09,539
psychopath
in Jane's painting.
524
00:41:09,572 --> 00:41:14,009
What are the rest of us
supposed to do in the meantime?
525
00:41:14,010 --> 00:41:14,943
We need you.
526
00:41:14,944 --> 00:41:17,213
We need the Chief.
527
00:41:17,246 --> 00:41:19,515
As ridiculous as it sounds,
528
00:41:19,516 --> 00:41:20,951
our best chance
of finding him just
529
00:41:20,952 --> 00:41:25,454
kicked my ass
with some beard magic.
530
00:41:25,489 --> 00:41:27,190
Thank goodness I was able
to stick him
531
00:41:27,224 --> 00:41:31,927
with that tracking doohickey thing
of yours before he got away.
532
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,128
You're kidding.
533
00:41:33,164 --> 00:41:34,431
Mmm.
534
00:41:34,463 --> 00:41:37,233
Rita Farr, you're amazing!
535
00:41:37,266 --> 00:41:38,434
Fix yourself up quick.
536
00:41:38,467 --> 00:41:39,838
Once you're back online,
537
00:41:39,869 --> 00:41:42,905
we'll track down
the Beard Hunter together.
538
00:41:42,938 --> 00:41:44,373
Thank you.
539
00:41:52,014 --> 00:41:55,485
Welcome back, Jane.
540
00:41:55,518 --> 00:41:59,590
Give her some room.
541
00:41:59,623 --> 00:42:03,126
What the hell
happened here?
542
00:42:03,159 --> 00:42:05,858
Long story.
543
00:42:12,135 --> 00:42:15,905
What happened in there?
544
00:42:15,940 --> 00:42:19,943
It's not my story to tell.
545
00:42:19,976 --> 00:42:21,327
I get it.
546
00:42:30,186 --> 00:42:31,255
Fortunate.
547
00:42:31,289 --> 00:42:34,023
That monster you and I were
after all these years
548
00:42:34,059 --> 00:42:39,059
turned out to be nothing more
than a hairy little troll.
549
00:42:40,164 --> 00:42:41,697
After last time,
550
00:42:41,731 --> 00:42:46,402
I traveled north with half a
dozen men for protection.
551
00:42:49,539 --> 00:42:52,608
Seems silly now.
552
00:42:52,643 --> 00:42:55,077
How did you find her?
553
00:42:55,110 --> 00:42:57,815
She found me.
554
00:42:57,847 --> 00:43:00,848
Bureau will give me
an award for this one.
555
00:43:01,586 --> 00:43:03,118
Both of us.
556
00:43:04,053 --> 00:43:06,155
Did you hear that?
557
00:43:06,188 --> 00:43:07,425
Hear what?
558
00:43:07,456 --> 00:43:10,025
I believe
the word is...
559
00:43:10,059 --> 00:43:11,893
"Horkon."
560
00:43:19,469 --> 00:43:21,472
I'm not the man you remember.
561
00:43:21,505 --> 00:43:22,739
Help me!
562
00:43:22,773 --> 00:43:24,741
No one can know about her.
563
00:43:24,742 --> 00:43:25,742
Ah!
564
00:43:25,743 --> 00:43:28,445
She's my secret to protect
from the world.
565
00:43:28,478 --> 00:43:29,478
Help!
566
00:43:38,521 --> 00:43:40,771
Oyewah.
567
00:44:39,083 --> 00:44:42,385
My journey to the north
was fraught with peril.
568
00:44:42,418 --> 00:44:45,255
It came at a great cost.
569
00:44:45,289 --> 00:44:49,559
But I'm pleased to report to the
gentlemen of the Bureau that,
570
00:44:49,592 --> 00:44:53,630
whilst my experience
was unique,
571
00:44:53,664 --> 00:44:56,666
there is nothing odd to report.
572
00:44:56,699 --> 00:45:01,672
There is no monster
to speak of.
573
00:45:01,704 --> 00:45:05,474
I was alone for many years.
574
00:45:05,510 --> 00:45:09,079
But, in that time,
I did make a discovery.
575
00:45:09,112 --> 00:45:14,112
I discovered the strength
inside myself to survive
576
00:45:14,452 --> 00:45:17,152
and to outwit
577
00:45:17,186 --> 00:45:19,322
and outlast
578
00:45:19,356 --> 00:45:24,356
whatever true monsters
this world has to offer.
579
00:45:27,097 --> 00:45:29,032
Thank you.
580
00:45:50,222 --> 00:45:52,922
Well, what do you know? Even
I discovered something today.
581
00:45:52,956 --> 00:45:55,524
Didn't know you've been
eavesdropping on my memories.
582
00:45:55,525 --> 00:45:56,625
Haven't
you noticed?
583
00:45:56,626 --> 00:45:59,731
I'm crafting a story
piece by piece.
584
00:45:59,762 --> 00:46:02,599
"The Search for the Chief."
This...
585
00:46:02,632 --> 00:46:06,603
unexpected wet dream of yours,
586
00:46:06,635 --> 00:46:08,838
this is a very
important chapter.
587
00:46:08,871 --> 00:46:12,876
The day Niles Caulder
changed forever.
588
00:46:12,909 --> 00:46:14,411
Don't know
what you're talking about.
589
00:46:14,443 --> 00:46:16,478
Oh, don't you?
590
00:46:16,512 --> 00:46:18,213
Well, what did we learn?
591
00:46:18,248 --> 00:46:19,849
You murdered your friend
592
00:46:19,882 --> 00:46:24,487
and left your dream girl behind,
all for what?
593
00:46:24,521 --> 00:46:26,021
True love?
594
00:46:29,592 --> 00:46:32,262
More secrets.
595
00:46:32,295 --> 00:46:33,797
Hmm.
596
00:46:33,829 --> 00:46:36,565
More layers to the banana,
unappealing.
597
00:46:39,003 --> 00:46:43,306
Secrets have a cost.
Look at what they've cost you.
598
00:46:43,340 --> 00:46:47,744
Look at what the search for you
has cost them,
599
00:46:47,777 --> 00:46:50,914
your band of bargain-bin
action figures.
600
00:46:50,947 --> 00:46:52,899
They're stronger
than you think.
601
00:46:52,900 --> 00:46:57,188
I'm counting on it.
But you and I both know,
602
00:46:57,222 --> 00:47:02,222
there's no way they all make it
to the finish line.
603
00:47:04,128 --> 00:47:07,231
You've always been a man comfortable
with compromise, Niles.
604
00:47:07,264 --> 00:47:10,501
I mean, after all, you fell
in love with a Canadian.
605
00:47:10,534 --> 00:47:13,536
Let's play a game.
606
00:47:13,570 --> 00:47:15,039
Answer one question,
607
00:47:15,072 --> 00:47:18,407
and all this goes away.
608
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:19,710
You go home.
609
00:47:19,742 --> 00:47:23,547
Yes, your precious family
will survive.
610
00:47:23,579 --> 00:47:26,416
There'll be chocolate cake,
balloons.
611
00:47:26,449 --> 00:47:30,619
Just answer one question.
612
00:47:30,655 --> 00:47:34,425
Where is the girl?
613
00:47:34,456 --> 00:47:36,360
I don't know what you mean.
614
00:47:36,393 --> 00:47:40,295
That's what all this
has been about, hasn't it?
615
00:47:40,329 --> 00:47:41,532
All this time.
616
00:47:41,565 --> 00:47:46,565
Your foolish quest to live forever.
All to keep her safe.
617
00:47:46,838 --> 00:47:50,039
You're wrong.
618
00:47:50,074 --> 00:47:53,210
You and I have been doing this
dance for a long time, Niles.
619
00:47:53,244 --> 00:47:55,579
I don't know how,
and I don't know why,
620
00:47:55,612 --> 00:47:57,447
but, somehow,
621
00:47:57,481 --> 00:48:00,952
you've managed to keep a hairy
little secret away from me,
622
00:48:00,983 --> 00:48:03,353
and I want the truth.
623
00:48:03,385 --> 00:48:06,655
Where is she?
624
00:48:06,690 --> 00:48:08,260
Tell me!
625
00:48:08,291 --> 00:48:13,130
- Think about what will happen to them if you don't...
- No.
626
00:48:13,164 --> 00:48:18,164
No. I don't care
what you do to them.
627
00:48:18,436 --> 00:48:23,436
I will never give you the
satisfaction of breaking me.
628
00:48:24,041 --> 00:48:29,041
Now, that's the Niles Caulder
that I know.
629
00:48:48,164 --> 00:48:50,733
Hey, Mama, it's Ernest.
630
00:48:50,766 --> 00:48:52,235
My mission was a huge success,
631
00:48:52,268 --> 00:48:54,304
I guess I'm a legit
supervillain now.
632
00:48:54,338 --> 00:48:57,007
Anyway, been tracking Niles
Caulder's beard here for days,
633
00:48:57,039 --> 00:48:59,842
but I'm getting closer.
I can smell it.
634
00:48:59,876 --> 00:49:01,421
All right, be home soon.
635
00:49:01,445 --> 00:49:04,414
Hi, Ernie.
Sorry I missed your call.
636
00:49:04,447 --> 00:49:08,184
So exciting
about the beard-hair thing.
637
00:49:08,217 --> 00:49:10,219
Hope you're making
lots of friends.
638
00:49:10,253 --> 00:49:12,922
Anyway, I love you.
Come home soon.
639
00:49:12,956 --> 00:49:17,956
Also, I need the car back.
640
00:49:19,429 --> 00:49:20,628
Finally.
641
00:49:25,869 --> 00:49:28,871
Oh, hello, there.
642
00:49:28,905 --> 00:49:30,675
Who are you?
643
00:49:30,706 --> 00:49:33,376
Have you come to play with me?
644
00:49:33,409 --> 00:49:36,409
I like your costume.