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LARRY: Previously on Doom Patrol...
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- Who are you, again?
- The Beard Hunter.
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ERNEST: Your facial hair connects
me directly to the brain stem.
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- You're not in control.
- VIC: Grid, stop!
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Careful!
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RITA: What the hell happened back there?
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VIC: Ever since my
reset button got pushed,
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something's been wrong in my system.
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The rest of the team can't know.
They'll worry I'm turning into that
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psychopath in Jane's painting.
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JANE: If you want your life back,
why don't you just call her?
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- CLIFF: Who?
- JANE: Your daughter.
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CLIFF: What the hell is
she doing with Bump?
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- [SCREAMS]
- [BANG]
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There's supposed to be a man there.
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It's like he just walked
out of the comic book.
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JOHN: I have no say in
our relationship, Larry.
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LARRY: Because I'm the one who
actually has something to lose.
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JOHN: Larry, you there, bud?
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It's John.
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- I'll be right here.
- Go.
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RITA: Has anybody seen
her like this before?
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- CLIFF: How do we pull her out?
- [LARRY GASPS]
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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[BALLAD PLAYING ON RADIO]
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[GASPS]
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[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
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- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- MAN: Open up.
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Captain Trainor, are you in there?
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Who wants to know?
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Military police.
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[DOORKNOB RATTLING]
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Keep your hands where I can see 'em.
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You asshole!
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[JOHN CHUCKLES]
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- [KEYS CLATTER]
- Had you going there.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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[BOTH MOAN]
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How'd you find me?
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Easy.
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A motel in the middle of nowhere.
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- Not a soul in sight.
- [LARRY CHUCKLES]
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Now, you want to tell
me what the hell this is?
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Where we are?
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[SIGHS]
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- Do we care?
- Hell, no.
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[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
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["MOON RIVER" PLAYING ON RADIO]
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- Smell this. It smells like heaven.
- [SNIFFING]
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- Smells good.
- [JOHN LAUGHS]
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- To us.
- [GLASSES CLINKING]
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And whatever the hell this is.
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And to whatever the hell this is.
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Okay, so, the truck, that made sense.
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That was our place.
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But this, we've never been here
before, so it's not a memory.
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Fever dream, maybe?
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Oh. Oh.
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[SCOFFS] I'm dead, aren't I?
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[CHUCKLES] Are you dead?
What are you talking about?
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Far from it.
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I used to drive by this place
when I was going up the coast,
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and I told myself,
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"Someday, I'm going to go
there with John Bowers."
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I guess today is someday.
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So this is how you wanted it.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- Are you happy now?
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It's perfect.
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- Let's get to it, then.
- Uh-huh.
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- [JOHN SIGHS]
- Hey. Careful. Don't choke on it.
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Look at you, mother-hen.
Why do you care so much?
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Because I love you.
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You know, I always wanted to...
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[GASPS]
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[CLIFF DISTORTED] What
the hell happened here?
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RITA AND VIC DISTORTED: Long story.
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VIC DISTORTED: What happened in there?
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CLIFF DISTORTED: Not my story to tell.
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- I get it.
- CLIFF: The good thing is, she's back.
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And... I think she's back.
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RITA: Are you okay, Larry?
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Yeah.
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Take me back, pal.
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Please.
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Please, take me back.
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[SCOFFS]
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NEWSCASTER: Protesters have
gathered outside the armed robbery trial
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of Steve Larson, also known as
Animal Vegetable Mineral Man,
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who, just yesterday, took the stand
and said that he would rather, quote,
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"take a bullet" than testify against
his alleged partner in crime,
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his dinosaur head.
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In other bizarro news,
Florida man Bump Weathers
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was massacred by a giant
alligator this weekend
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and died in a tragic accident.
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Weathers was a long time pit
crew boss to '80s car racing
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phenom Cliff Steele.
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Locals say that Weathers'
bar, Salty Bump's,
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is the hub of Cypressville,
and he shall be missed.
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Bump is survived by
his daughter, Clara.
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- VOICE 1: You're creating disharmony.
- VOICE2: You're the primary.
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VOICE 3: Listen. You're the one on top.
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- VOICE 4: An equilibrium.
- VOICE 1: The more things remain out of balance...
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VOICE 5: There are rules.
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VOICE 1: The more all of us are vulnerable.
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I once took a respite at
Rockhaven Sanitarium in Glendale.
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The food was horrendous.
But Marilyn Monroe's mother
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- was my roommate.
- Your point?
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It's essential to rest the mind.
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Is that what you think I was doing?
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- Resting my mind?
- The point is,
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now that you're up and about, I
feel that you owe me an apology.
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[SCOFFS]
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Not since I understudied Bette Davis,
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have I been so
monomaniacally manipulated,
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mind-controlled, and emotionally abused.
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Karen!
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, Karen's cray-cray.
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Yup.
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That's it?
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[SCOFFS] That's your apology?
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Do I look like I'm living
in a late '90s rom-com, Rita?
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Why? Because I'm not fucking Karen!
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If you happen to see her...
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Sure. Mmm-hmm, except, no,
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because what I'm trying to do now
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is stay out of my head
and find the Chief,
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which is why I called
[YELLS] a team meeting!
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Hello!
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CLIFF: Jane called this meeting?
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Yes. Jane call meeting.
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All right, where's Vic and Larry?
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Oh. [YELLS] Thanks a lot, guys!
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[BEEPING]
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VIC: We're in.
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- [KEYBOARD CLACKING]
- Hey, Grid, I'm here.
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Probably because I removed your
operating system from my body, big guy.
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Huh.
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Maybe it's because
you're still rebooting.
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Ever since we hit SOS
and my arm regenerated,
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I've never felt so good.
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[CHUCKLES] L.O.L.
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- [KEYBOARD CLACKING]
- Is that why my sonic cannon
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got all jacked up with the Beard Hunter?
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- [KEYBOARD CLACKING]
- How much stronger am I?
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- [KEYBOARD CLACKING]
- But I don't see any
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more cybernetic growth.
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Grid, please confirm.
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What?
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In summary, it was very unpleasant.
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[CLAPS HANDS AND EXHALES]
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Dear Chief, sorry we never found you.
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We have no excuse, other than
we're utterly incompetent.
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Oh, oh, look. We got a clue. From
a teleporting, gender-queer street.
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And based on Rita's description,
we are now looking for,
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and I quote, "A hunky fellow,
known as 'Hero of the Beach.'"
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Signed, the fucking
totally useless Doom Patrol.
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- CLIFF: We're not the Doom Patrol.
- God, no.
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JANE: We will be, if we
don't get our shit together.
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The Hero of the Beach is Flex Mentallo.
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That's right. How did you know that?
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Look at the cereal box.
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- Mentall-Os!
- Ah.
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Oh, you know what?
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You know what we need right now?
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Is a man
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to eat the Chief's beard
hair and track his essence.
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Oh, but wait.
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[SCOFFS] We had an actual
Beard Hunter here in Doom Manor.
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A hair-gobbling bloodhound
that could have led us
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straight to the Chief, but no.
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And what's up with you?
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CLIFF: Bump's dead.
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Bump? The guy who screwed your wife?
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- You should be happy.
- CLIFF: I am. I'm not.
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I need to see Clara.
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So you're gonna bail on us and
go to some homewrecker's funeral?
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CLIFF: She's my daughter.
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Cliff, this is awful.
You should be there.
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Flit, take me to Salty Bump's.
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Don't talk to Flit.
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Flit, Clara's at Bump's bar
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- in Cypressville...
- We are not your shuttle!
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Because nobody jumped in to save you
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when you were in need, right, Jane?
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Nobody.
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And I mean nobody saved me.
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- I vote we take this down a notch.
- RITA: No, no, no.
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Ah! Hey. Here we go!
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- RITA: Where are we?
- The Sunshine State.
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- RITA: Florida?
- Enjoy!
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CLIFF: Deep breaths. [EXHALES]
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[BREATHING DEEPLY]
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What's wrong? You wanted to come.
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Uh, my daughter who thinks I died
30 years ago is inside that bar.
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She needs someone to lean on right now.
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She needs a hero! Oh!
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Phew! Boy! Dizzy.
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It's just nerves.
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Every performer worth
their salt gets them.
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- [CLEARS THROAT] It means you care.
- [GROANS]
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Now, stand up straight.
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Repeat after me.
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Red leather, yellow leather.
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"Red leather, yellow..." What? Why?
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Blow your lips, like a horse.
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[BLOWING LIPS]
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- No lips. Part of why I'm nervous.
- Right.
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Ah! How about take a
deep, cleansing breath
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all the way up through your diaphragm.
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Haaaah.
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CLIFF: Uh, I'm good.
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[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
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Oh, goody, we fit right in.
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Hey, Metallica!
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Y'all friends of Bump's?
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- CLIFF: Uh...
- Who wasn't?
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What a lovely man. Tragic loss.
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CLIFF: Hi.
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I see you're admiring Bump's handiwork.
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He made this Halloween costume
for my friend years ago.
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- No shit.
- Hmm.
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- Do you mind?
- CLIFF: What? Mind, what?
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CLIFF: [WHISPERS] Rita.
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Huh.
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- CLIFF: Rita.
- Reckon he used a Heliarc or a MIG?
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- MAN: It's a MIG.
- CLIFF: Rita.
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- That's carbon steel, you jackass.
- CLIFF: Rita.
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I'll be damned.
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- CLIFF: Rita.
- Oh! Would you boys excuse us?
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RITA: Hmm.
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Well, butter my backside
and call me Biscuit.
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What can I get for you, pretty lady?
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Gin and tonic.
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I want to fend off the
mosquitoes while I'm here.
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Good idea. Something for your friend?
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Oh, no, he's on the wagon.
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Poor thing. Sharaine!
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G&T for the lady, and I'll
take another pitcher of beer.
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SHARAINE: You got it, honey.
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Survey says you are
not from around here.
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00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:22,887
- Too classy.
- [CHUCKLES]
251
00:14:23,134 --> 00:14:24,512
Name's Big D.
252
00:14:28,105 --> 00:14:29,974
- Gertrude Cramp.
- CLIFF: Huh?
253
00:14:30,006 --> 00:14:32,677
Ah, but most people call me Gertie.
254
00:14:32,711 --> 00:14:36,380
So, Gertie. You and tea
kettle there an item?
255
00:14:36,413 --> 00:14:39,583
Heavens, no. He's just an
old friend of the family.
256
00:14:39,618 --> 00:14:41,534
Well, in that case, maybe you'd like
257
00:14:41,535 --> 00:14:43,240
to split a basket of chicken with me?
258
00:14:44,288 --> 00:14:46,490
I'd be delighted, Big D.
259
00:14:46,523 --> 00:14:47,645
BIG D: Sharaine.
260
00:14:48,625 --> 00:14:50,094
A basket of chicken.
261
00:14:50,128 --> 00:14:51,872
You got it, Big D.
262
00:14:52,129 --> 00:14:53,794
[BIG D LAUGHS]
263
00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:56,802
RITA: Hmm.
264
00:15:01,806 --> 00:15:03,440
[VIC GRUNTS]
265
00:15:03,474 --> 00:15:04,974
[GROANING]
266
00:15:09,879 --> 00:15:12,279
[BLOOD DRIPPING]
267
00:15:28,532 --> 00:15:30,932
[GASPS] Oh, God.
268
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:34,721
[SIGHS]
269
00:15:41,445 --> 00:15:42,913
[GASPS]
270
00:15:42,947 --> 00:15:45,682
No. No, no, no.
271
00:15:45,716 --> 00:15:48,885
No! No.
272
00:15:48,918 --> 00:15:50,386
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
273
00:15:50,419 --> 00:15:51,990
JANE: Yo!
274
00:15:52,024 --> 00:15:55,716
I just found out that Flex
Mentallo has a wife named Dolores.
275
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:58,106
She's old as fuck,
but she's still alive.
276
00:16:00,697 --> 00:16:02,786
"Wow. That's great, Jane."
277
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,448
We're meeting her in an hour.
278
00:16:06,803 --> 00:16:08,404
- [BANGS ON DOOR]
- Hello!
279
00:16:08,437 --> 00:16:09,573
Hello, what?
280
00:16:09,606 --> 00:16:11,743
Look, just go meet her. You
don't need my permission.
281
00:16:11,775 --> 00:16:14,946
Listen, Vic-wad, you're the
genius who got a talking street
282
00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:17,379
to tell us that Flex is the
key to finding the Chief.
283
00:16:17,648 --> 00:16:19,567
Flex is MIA and...
284
00:16:20,418 --> 00:16:23,864
Well, his wife, Dolores,
is all we got, so...
285
00:16:25,155 --> 00:16:26,598
I need your help, Vic.
286
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:28,497
[SIGHS]
287
00:16:30,711 --> 00:16:32,215
Okay. Uh...
288
00:16:33,029 --> 00:16:35,129
[SIGHS] Just give me a minute.
289
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,902
RITA: So you knew Bump?
290
00:16:37,934 --> 00:16:39,559
- We was neighbors.
- Hmm.
291
00:16:40,437 --> 00:16:42,807
And I must have told him 1,000 times,
292
00:16:42,841 --> 00:16:46,324
if he's going looking for
Frances, I will go with him.
293
00:16:47,077 --> 00:16:49,179
But did he call? Hell, no.
294
00:16:49,212 --> 00:16:50,849
Was Frances his girlfriend?
295
00:16:50,881 --> 00:16:53,985
No. Frances is the name
of the gator what ended up
296
00:16:54,018 --> 00:16:56,628
eating his sorry ass. She's a legend.
297
00:16:57,855 --> 00:16:59,996
A lot of folks figure
she ate the Unabomber.
298
00:17:00,224 --> 00:17:01,993
- And now, Bump.
- Yeah.
299
00:17:02,025 --> 00:17:03,168
Poor old Bump.
300
00:17:04,199 --> 00:17:06,364
He ended up in the belly
of that godforsaken beast
301
00:17:06,396 --> 00:17:08,683
somewhere's out there
in the Okefenokee Swamp.
302
00:17:09,334 --> 00:17:11,089
That don't surprise me none either.
303
00:17:11,336 --> 00:17:13,816
Most gator hunters know,
they see Frances coming,
304
00:17:13,971 --> 00:17:15,636
- they gonna skedaddle.
- Mmm.
305
00:17:15,873 --> 00:17:17,082
But not old Bump.
306
00:17:17,474 --> 00:17:19,510
He just rushed right into danger.
307
00:17:19,544 --> 00:17:22,019
CLIFF: And straight
into my wife's crotch.
308
00:17:22,279 --> 00:17:23,347
Say... Say what, now?
309
00:17:23,381 --> 00:17:27,384
[LAUGHS] Just kidding. Bump was awesome.
310
00:17:27,417 --> 00:17:30,954
[CHUCKLES] Why'd Bump want
to catch Frances anyway?
311
00:17:30,988 --> 00:17:32,457
Well, you know Bump.
312
00:17:32,490 --> 00:17:36,361
I mean, he's... Get a wild hair,
and not think things through
313
00:17:36,394 --> 00:17:37,761
and end up doing something stupid.
314
00:17:37,796 --> 00:17:39,830
Yeah. Like screwing someone else's wife!
315
00:17:39,865 --> 00:17:42,366
- [RITA CLEARS THROAT]
- I'm just kidding. Again.
316
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,131
WOMAN: Thank you, Clara.
317
00:18:10,228 --> 00:18:13,513
LARRY: Please, I want to
go back to that dream.
318
00:18:14,065 --> 00:18:15,552
I'll never ask again.
319
00:18:16,433 --> 00:18:19,302
Maybe you're tired. I get it. Okay?
320
00:18:20,084 --> 00:18:22,353
But why'd you take me all the way there
321
00:18:22,507 --> 00:18:25,107
if you weren't going to let
me play the whole thing out?
322
00:18:26,176 --> 00:18:27,459
[SIGHS]
323
00:18:28,512 --> 00:18:31,232
I need to see him, pal. Please.
324
00:18:33,116 --> 00:18:34,670
[GASPS]
325
00:18:35,152 --> 00:18:39,076
- [PEOPLE CHATTERING]
- [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
326
00:18:42,826 --> 00:18:44,326
Excuse me.
327
00:18:52,135 --> 00:18:54,560
Hey, hey, hey, where you heading?
328
00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,173
Stay and talk.
329
00:18:56,207 --> 00:18:58,410
No, thanks. I'm looking for somebody.
330
00:18:58,443 --> 00:19:00,110
JOHN: First of all,
you're underestimating
331
00:19:00,111 --> 00:19:01,773
- writing stream of consciousness.
- MAN: Okay, look,
332
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,690
all I'm saying is that
anybody could get loaded
333
00:19:03,691 --> 00:19:05,450
and write the first
thing that comes to mind.
334
00:19:05,482 --> 00:19:07,194
JOHN: But this one is
different. This one is different.
335
00:19:07,218 --> 00:19:09,221
Okay, there's a wicked wind, wild orgy.
336
00:19:09,253 --> 00:19:11,665
And they get so wasted, they
blow off dinner with Henry Miller.
337
00:19:11,689 --> 00:19:13,857
- Can you imagine?
- I would never forgive myself.
338
00:19:13,892 --> 00:19:15,691
- You'll love it.
- You had me at Henry Miller.
339
00:19:15,692 --> 00:19:18,061
- You had me at orgy.
- Oh, you're so bad!
340
00:19:18,095 --> 00:19:19,297
- [ALL LAUGHING]
- You came?
341
00:19:19,329 --> 00:19:21,030
- LARRY: Hey.
- Boy, you came!
342
00:19:21,065 --> 00:19:22,611
- Thank God I found you.
- Oh.
343
00:19:23,969 --> 00:19:27,672
Guys, this is the Larry
I was telling you about.
344
00:19:27,704 --> 00:19:29,507
- Hey.
- Down, boy. You know he's taken.
345
00:19:29,539 --> 00:19:32,009
Who cares? It's a free
country. I mean, look at him.
346
00:19:32,042 --> 00:19:33,776
MAN: Oh, my gosh, stop
it. Look, he's blushing.
347
00:19:33,777 --> 00:19:35,230
Hey, can we go?
348
00:19:35,597 --> 00:19:38,115
[LAUGHS] You just got here. Relax.
349
00:19:38,148 --> 00:19:39,960
Enjoy yourself. Get a drink.
350
00:19:42,153 --> 00:19:43,153
Okay.
351
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,095
All right, bud.
352
00:19:51,127 --> 00:19:52,763
He's cute.
353
00:19:52,797 --> 00:19:56,327
MAN: Oh, my gosh. He
looks like a movie star.
354
00:19:57,201 --> 00:19:58,702
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
355
00:19:58,737 --> 00:20:01,760
What the hell, pal? Change
it back to the motel.
356
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:06,018
I mean it.
357
00:20:06,978 --> 00:20:08,968
We're trying to work
together here, right?
358
00:20:09,313 --> 00:20:12,562
This isn't what I want.
Change it back. Now.
359
00:20:13,483 --> 00:20:15,476
MAN: Are you gonna play something?
360
00:20:25,563 --> 00:20:29,099
[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
361
00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:30,934
Woman, you love you some chicken.
362
00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:33,367
[LAUGHS] Uh-huh.
363
00:20:43,914 --> 00:20:46,951
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Here I go.
364
00:20:46,983 --> 00:20:49,534
[CLIFF MUTTERING]
365
00:20:52,557 --> 00:20:53,959
[SHARAINE WHISTLES]
366
00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:58,796
Everybody, shut the fuck up,
so Clara can say something.
367
00:20:59,163 --> 00:21:02,500
- I don't know if I...
- Oh, come on, get on up there, hon.
368
00:21:02,532 --> 00:21:04,288
We want to hear from you.
369
00:21:05,269 --> 00:21:07,219
[SIGHS] Okay.
370
00:21:13,676 --> 00:21:14,835
Thanks.
371
00:21:15,913 --> 00:21:17,202
You a friend of Bump's?
372
00:21:18,370 --> 00:21:20,373
Yeah, I am. Yeah.
373
00:21:20,852 --> 00:21:22,366
Well, I'm real glad you're here.
374
00:21:27,892 --> 00:21:30,929
Well, um, I just want to thank
y'all for coming out today.
375
00:21:30,961 --> 00:21:33,327
This would have meant a lot
to my dad. [VOICE BREAKING]
376
00:21:33,832 --> 00:21:36,901
Y'all know Bump took me
in after the accident.
377
00:21:36,934 --> 00:21:38,603
He taught me the important things,
378
00:21:38,635 --> 00:21:41,606
like how to tie a cherry stem
knot with my tongue. [LAUGHS]
379
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,843
- [ALL LAUGHING]
- How to change my alternator.
380
00:21:43,868 --> 00:21:45,451
How to kick a guy in the balls.
381
00:21:45,476 --> 00:21:46,544
[ALL LAUGHING]
382
00:21:46,576 --> 00:21:48,412
That's probably why I'm still single.
383
00:21:48,445 --> 00:21:49,746
[ALL LAUGH]
384
00:21:49,779 --> 00:21:51,468
Um...
385
00:21:52,982 --> 00:21:54,515
Anyhoo, uh...
386
00:21:55,553 --> 00:21:58,663
When I turned 18, we made it official,
387
00:21:58,891 --> 00:22:00,624
and Bump adopted me.
388
00:22:00,991 --> 00:22:04,695
I had gotten this little inheritance
when my birth parents died,
389
00:22:04,729 --> 00:22:07,565
and part of that was this gold watch.
390
00:22:07,597 --> 00:22:09,108
It meant a lot to me.
391
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:14,327
But what meant more to me was
this man who had cared for me
392
00:22:14,605 --> 00:22:16,941
and asked for nothing in return.
393
00:22:16,974 --> 00:22:18,710
[CHUCKLES] I don't
know. Maybe it was silly,
394
00:22:18,742 --> 00:22:24,290
but that gold watch was the
most valuable thing I owned,
395
00:22:24,315 --> 00:22:25,583
and I wanted him to have it.
396
00:22:25,615 --> 00:22:30,121
So I had it inscribed,
"To Dad, you're my hero."
397
00:22:30,154 --> 00:22:34,444
And... And I gave it to him
when the adoption was final.
398
00:22:35,492 --> 00:22:36,547
Yeah. [SNIFFLES]
399
00:22:36,548 --> 00:22:38,930
Y'all know Bump had this
urgent way of looking at life,
400
00:22:38,931 --> 00:22:40,807
like it was ice cream on a hot day,
401
00:22:40,832 --> 00:22:43,867
and he just had to eat it fast.
Carpe Diem, he'd say,
402
00:22:43,902 --> 00:22:47,739
which he said was Latin for,
"Don't waste a goddamn minute,
403
00:22:47,771 --> 00:22:49,751
'cause you never know
when your time is up."
404
00:22:51,742 --> 00:22:54,144
[VOICE BREAKING] Well, that
stupid idiot, he was out there
405
00:22:54,179 --> 00:22:58,214
just Carpe-fucking-Dieming
when he went into the belly of a gator
406
00:22:58,249 --> 00:23:00,389
and took that damn watch with him.
407
00:23:02,252 --> 00:23:03,864
Makes no sense why he did it.
408
00:23:05,323 --> 00:23:10,323
But it also makes no sense why he'd
take a little girl under his wing
409
00:23:10,909 --> 00:23:12,561
when he had his whole life ahead of him.
410
00:23:14,767 --> 00:23:16,374
So, uh...
411
00:23:17,935 --> 00:23:21,257
So here's to the good
things that make no sense.
412
00:23:21,898 --> 00:23:25,358
Here's to my dad. He'll
always be my hero. [CHUCKLES]
413
00:23:26,309 --> 00:23:28,686
[ALL CHEERING]
414
00:23:31,148 --> 00:23:33,284
- Did you talk to her?
- No, I didn't talk to her!
415
00:23:33,317 --> 00:23:35,179
But she was right there!
416
00:23:35,752 --> 00:23:38,288
Didn't you hear what she
said? Bump was her hero!
417
00:23:38,321 --> 00:23:40,525
Of course, he was. He raised her.
418
00:23:40,557 --> 00:23:42,059
It's not a competition, Cliff.
419
00:23:42,093 --> 00:23:44,428
Are you crazy? He
took in an orphan girl.
420
00:23:44,461 --> 00:23:45,864
How am I gonna beat that?
421
00:23:45,865 --> 00:23:49,566
I think your love and a
sincere apology should suffice.
422
00:23:49,567 --> 00:23:51,758
No, no, no, no.
423
00:23:53,136 --> 00:23:54,852
Frances.
424
00:23:56,874 --> 00:23:57,874
What?
425
00:24:06,182 --> 00:24:09,482
["MOON RIVER" PLAYING]
426
00:24:19,430 --> 00:24:20,608
Come on.
427
00:24:22,232 --> 00:24:23,522
Come on.
428
00:24:23,867 --> 00:24:25,389
- LARRY: What?
- Come on.
429
00:24:31,709 --> 00:24:35,032
Dark corner, away from everybody.
430
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:37,946
[CHUCKLES]
431
00:24:39,083 --> 00:24:40,245
- One dance.
- Okay.
432
00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:42,053
- One dance.
- I'll take what I can get.
433
00:24:42,086 --> 00:24:46,156
- [LARRY SCOFFS]
- Hey, you asked for context. Here it is.
434
00:24:46,157 --> 00:24:47,892
We're in the heart of
the happening, Larry.
435
00:24:47,893 --> 00:24:49,026
- I know. I know.
- This is it.
436
00:24:49,027 --> 00:24:51,243
I get it. I get it. It's just...
437
00:24:52,496 --> 00:24:54,446
- It's a lot.
- [CHUCKLES]
438
00:24:54,999 --> 00:24:57,899
Hey, appreciate what we have here.
439
00:24:58,803 --> 00:25:00,038
- Okay?
- Yeah.
440
00:25:00,070 --> 00:25:03,266
Back home in Erie, Rawhide
didn't open until '79.
441
00:25:04,474 --> 00:25:06,009
Shit.
442
00:25:06,044 --> 00:25:09,032
Until then, the nearest gay bar
was six hours away in Philly.
443
00:25:10,948 --> 00:25:12,157
Rawhide?
444
00:25:13,451 --> 00:25:15,094
Erie, PA. What are you saying?
445
00:25:15,385 --> 00:25:16,579
[JOHN CHUCKLES]
446
00:25:17,020 --> 00:25:18,344
I'm saying, we're safe here.
447
00:25:18,957 --> 00:25:21,821
LARRY: And we'd be
safe back at that motel.
448
00:25:22,926 --> 00:25:26,680
Look, I know, I know I
should be okay with all this,
449
00:25:27,397 --> 00:25:29,016
but there's no privacy here.
450
00:25:33,003 --> 00:25:35,571
- Who's gonna see you here, Larry?
- What?
451
00:25:36,272 --> 00:25:38,910
- I don't know.
- Because,
452
00:25:38,942 --> 00:25:41,547
right now, we could go anywhere.
453
00:25:41,913 --> 00:25:44,047
We could do anything.
454
00:25:44,315 --> 00:25:45,743
But we can't
455
00:25:46,049 --> 00:25:49,251
because, even in this dream,
or whatever the hell this is,
456
00:25:49,386 --> 00:25:51,955
you're still worried about
what other people think.
457
00:25:51,990 --> 00:25:55,318
- No, no...
- Yes. Yes, you are.
458
00:25:56,827 --> 00:25:58,130
Yes, you are.
459
00:25:58,962 --> 00:26:01,396
If you're not running from
the military, it's your wife.
460
00:26:01,632 --> 00:26:03,036
- And if it's not your wife...
- Hey.
461
00:26:03,037 --> 00:26:04,186
then it's a table of
perfectly wonderful guys.
462
00:26:04,210 --> 00:26:05,212
No, that is not...
463
00:26:05,236 --> 00:26:08,138
I just want us alone.
I want to be with you.
464
00:26:08,173 --> 00:26:10,608
[LOUDLY] Then be with me, Larry. Here!
465
00:26:10,642 --> 00:26:13,128
Or at the table or at the
bar! What does it matter
466
00:26:13,129 --> 00:26:15,040
- as long as we're together?
- Okay. Okay.
467
00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:16,948
You're right, okay? I need to change.
468
00:26:16,980 --> 00:26:20,037
[SCOFFS] Don't you think you
would've if you could've by now?
469
00:26:23,027 --> 00:26:24,935
You've got to let go, Larry.
470
00:26:25,123 --> 00:26:28,005
The world has changed,
and you've stayed the same.
471
00:26:28,763 --> 00:26:30,075
Hiding out in the back of pickup trucks,
472
00:26:30,076 --> 00:26:31,671
holing up in out-of-the-way motels.
473
00:26:31,695 --> 00:26:33,435
Never breaking out of your damn box.
474
00:26:34,031 --> 00:26:35,365
What kind of life is that?
475
00:26:35,566 --> 00:26:36,566
John.
476
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,770
John, I swear, I'll change.
Just give me a chance.
477
00:26:39,804 --> 00:26:41,365
I'm all out of chances, Larry.
478
00:26:41,806 --> 00:26:43,693
I don't want to spend
my last days like this.
479
00:26:44,173 --> 00:26:45,263
What?
480
00:26:45,476 --> 00:26:48,419
You want a chance? Take one.
481
00:26:49,145 --> 00:26:51,490
John. John!
482
00:26:52,982 --> 00:26:54,169
John!
483
00:26:56,987 --> 00:26:58,055
John!
484
00:26:58,056 --> 00:26:59,056
[PANTING]
485
00:26:59,057 --> 00:27:01,666
What is going on? What's happening?
486
00:27:02,492 --> 00:27:03,807
Answer me!
487
00:27:04,829 --> 00:27:09,829
Look, I know you're not the best
communicator, okay? Join the club.
488
00:27:10,335 --> 00:27:13,471
Why did John say he didn't want
to spend his last days like this?
489
00:27:14,771 --> 00:27:17,142
What chance am I supposed to take?
490
00:27:19,650 --> 00:27:21,807
[SIGHS] Come on, pal. Come on, pal.
491
00:27:22,278 --> 00:27:23,525
Help me out.
492
00:27:24,213 --> 00:27:25,767
What's going on?
493
00:27:26,784 --> 00:27:27,834
[SIGHS]
494
00:27:58,214 --> 00:28:00,116
"Erie"?
495
00:28:00,150 --> 00:28:01,799
Is that it?
496
00:28:09,794 --> 00:28:11,796
RITA: Did you not hear what Big D said?
497
00:28:11,828 --> 00:28:14,731
People that go after
Frances never come back.
498
00:28:14,765 --> 00:28:16,233
This is insane, even for you, Cliff.
499
00:28:16,267 --> 00:28:18,903
Why'd you tell Big D that
your name was Gertrude Cramp?
500
00:28:18,935 --> 00:28:22,603
Because, unlike you, I'm
not running away anymore.
501
00:28:23,141 --> 00:28:27,077
I'm trying to face my
fears and remember who I was
502
00:28:27,111 --> 00:28:28,846
before I was Rita Farr.
503
00:28:31,582 --> 00:28:33,351
Gertrude is my real name.
504
00:28:33,384 --> 00:28:36,488
Well, then I want to
be Clara's dad again.
505
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,541
That's who I was before
I became this tool shed.
506
00:28:40,213 --> 00:28:41,635
But I can't do it without that watch.
507
00:28:41,659 --> 00:28:43,094
This is about a watch?
508
00:28:43,126 --> 00:28:45,396
A watch isn't going to win her back.
509
00:28:45,430 --> 00:28:47,332
All a girl wants is her father's time.
510
00:28:47,365 --> 00:28:50,134
Well, I blew that. All I
can do now is make up for it.
511
00:28:50,167 --> 00:28:51,836
Why don't you just buy a new watch?
512
00:28:51,868 --> 00:28:53,337
What is so special about that watch?
513
00:28:53,371 --> 00:28:55,074
Because it's my fucking watch. Okay!
514
00:28:55,106 --> 00:28:57,884
I won it in the Dallas Speedway in 1976
515
00:28:57,885 --> 00:28:58,977
in a neck-in-neck with Flip Jackson.
516
00:28:59,001 --> 00:29:04,202
And that watch means something to
her. So, if I have to bear wrestle
517
00:29:04,236 --> 00:29:06,250
an alligator to prove that
I still care about her,
518
00:29:06,284 --> 00:29:08,182
then, God damn it,
that's what I'm gonna do.
519
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,722
Ooh! Well, what about me?
520
00:29:11,757 --> 00:29:15,459
What am I supposed to do while you
wade into the heart of darkness?
521
00:29:15,491 --> 00:29:16,493
Stand on the shore?
522
00:29:16,528 --> 00:29:19,297
Wait to be eaten alive
by some tsetse horde?
523
00:29:19,329 --> 00:29:20,807
- I don't care.
- [FLIES BUZZING]
524
00:29:21,531 --> 00:29:24,402
[EXCLAIMS AND SIGHS]
525
00:29:24,435 --> 00:29:26,302
I should have had another gin and tonic.
526
00:29:27,538 --> 00:29:28,833
[SIGHS]
527
00:29:29,264 --> 00:29:30,380
Ugh!
528
00:29:32,168 --> 00:29:35,380
- [RITA GRUNTING]
- [FROG CROAKING]
529
00:29:56,867 --> 00:29:58,864
[DOORBELL RINGS]
530
00:30:02,073 --> 00:30:04,458
Hello, can I help you?
531
00:30:05,242 --> 00:30:07,003
I'm an old friend of John's.
532
00:30:07,411 --> 00:30:08,880
From the military.
533
00:30:10,048 --> 00:30:12,935
Captain Larry Trainor.
534
00:30:14,136 --> 00:30:15,981
[GASPS] I can't believe it.
535
00:30:18,088 --> 00:30:20,019
- The bandages.
- Yeah.
536
00:30:21,878 --> 00:30:24,061
Yeah, I was just in the neighborhood,
537
00:30:24,095 --> 00:30:27,419
- and I wondered if he...
- Of course. Come in.
538
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:45,128
He's been drifting in and out.
539
00:30:46,285 --> 00:30:50,214
And your ears must have been burning,
'cause he keeps saying your name.
540
00:30:50,688 --> 00:30:51,933
[CHUCKLES]
541
00:31:19,750 --> 00:31:21,496
JOHN: Larry.
542
00:31:23,221 --> 00:31:25,549
You son of a bitch.
543
00:31:27,057 --> 00:31:29,056
I can't believe you came.
544
00:31:30,359 --> 00:31:31,650
LARRY: Hey.
545
00:31:34,597 --> 00:31:35,699
[JOHN SIGHS]
546
00:31:36,266 --> 00:31:37,339
I...
547
00:31:38,669 --> 00:31:40,300
I thought it was all a dream.
548
00:31:40,770 --> 00:31:43,714
I had a bad fever for about a week.
549
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,277
I conked out. I saw the white light.
550
00:31:46,310 --> 00:31:49,180
I thought, "Well, John, old boy,
551
00:31:49,212 --> 00:31:51,144
it was a good run.
552
00:31:52,083 --> 00:31:55,472
Wheels up. All systems go."
553
00:31:59,123 --> 00:32:02,230
But when I got closer to the light...
554
00:32:05,128 --> 00:32:08,050
[SIGHS] I saw you.
555
00:32:10,902 --> 00:32:12,168
Good God.
556
00:32:12,470 --> 00:32:17,470
That steak sandwich was fucking
awesome, wasn't it? [LAUGHING]
557
00:32:17,642 --> 00:32:20,543
LARRY: I'd go back to
that motel in a heartbeat.
558
00:32:23,114 --> 00:32:25,511
[SIGHS]
559
00:32:27,951 --> 00:32:29,714
I gotta be honest with you.
560
00:32:31,087 --> 00:32:34,269
At this stage in my life,
I'm too old to ask how.
561
00:32:37,694 --> 00:32:40,545
You're here, Larry.
562
00:32:44,601 --> 00:32:46,082
[JOHN SIGHS]
563
00:32:47,003 --> 00:32:48,300
You're here.
564
00:32:51,107 --> 00:32:54,044
[CHUCKLES] It's so romantic in here,
565
00:32:54,045 --> 00:32:57,013
amongst the diapers and
decongestant, isn't it?
566
00:32:57,644 --> 00:33:00,168
[LAUGHS AND SIGHS]
567
00:33:01,085 --> 00:33:02,668
Let's go to the porch.
568
00:33:04,355 --> 00:33:07,582
And, if you don't mind, darling,
569
00:33:09,059 --> 00:33:11,277
- I need a lift.
- You got it.
570
00:33:12,896 --> 00:33:14,846
[JOHN GRUNTS]
571
00:33:22,006 --> 00:33:24,082
LARRY: Up we go. [GRUNTS]
572
00:33:25,276 --> 00:33:30,276
JOHN: Good God, you're still so strong.
573
00:33:46,664 --> 00:33:49,534
What I said in the bar,
it was selfish of me
574
00:33:49,567 --> 00:33:52,636
to bring my crap into
our fantasy. I'm sorry.
575
00:33:52,671 --> 00:33:56,340
LARRY: Are you kidding? I'm
here because of what you said.
576
00:33:56,374 --> 00:33:58,676
Part of me hoped you'd come.
577
00:33:58,710 --> 00:34:02,246
Let's face it, other than
Evette, I got no one left.
578
00:34:02,279 --> 00:34:04,516
Everyone's croaked.
579
00:34:04,548 --> 00:34:06,416
That's what they don't tell you.
580
00:34:06,451 --> 00:34:09,152
You enter wearing diapers
and eating baby food,
581
00:34:09,186 --> 00:34:11,662
and you exit the same damned way.
582
00:34:13,324 --> 00:34:15,123
It's just my way of saying,
583
00:34:16,728 --> 00:34:18,592
I'm very glad you came,
584
00:34:20,030 --> 00:34:21,342
Larry Trainor.
585
00:34:29,467 --> 00:34:31,146
This is where she said to meet, right?
586
00:34:31,491 --> 00:34:34,834
[DOORS OPEN]
587
00:34:36,079 --> 00:34:37,240
Where the hell is she?
588
00:34:38,114 --> 00:34:40,795
She's old. Give her a minute.
589
00:34:42,353 --> 00:34:44,881
Dude, this aggro thing
is not working for you.
590
00:34:46,324 --> 00:34:48,842
- Talk to me.
- Okay, look...
591
00:34:49,726 --> 00:34:51,318
[SIGHS]
592
00:34:52,354 --> 00:34:53,631
I'm all jacked up.
593
00:34:54,364 --> 00:34:56,224
- Okay. Meaning?
- Meaning...
594
00:34:56,735 --> 00:34:59,521
When the Beard Hunter came
at me, Grid went haywire,
595
00:34:59,969 --> 00:35:01,459
activated my sonic cannon.
596
00:35:01,972 --> 00:35:05,732
I could have taken out
Rita, Negative Spirit, you.
597
00:35:07,110 --> 00:35:10,209
- Okay, so how's Grid now?
- I don't know.
598
00:35:10,882 --> 00:35:14,099
- I turned it off.
- Isn't it like an integral part of you?
599
00:35:15,052 --> 00:35:16,353
Yeah.
600
00:35:16,387 --> 00:35:18,456
The totally fucked up part,
with a mind of its own.
601
00:35:18,489 --> 00:35:21,177
But how can you even move?
Doesn't Grid control, like,
602
00:35:21,626 --> 00:35:24,228
- all your parts?
- No. Grid's just my software.
603
00:35:24,262 --> 00:35:25,963
Still. Do you think
you should have just...
604
00:35:25,996 --> 00:35:27,231
I had to do what I had to do.
605
00:35:27,264 --> 00:35:28,967
So I had to shut that shit down.
606
00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:31,603
Have you ever felt like
607
00:35:31,637 --> 00:35:32,635
there's something inside of you
608
00:35:32,636 --> 00:35:35,037
that could do major damage
if you don't take control?
609
00:35:35,139 --> 00:35:37,279
I feel like that all the fucking time.
610
00:35:37,763 --> 00:35:40,711
The difference is I
legitimately have no control.
611
00:35:41,021 --> 00:35:42,677
I can't just shut that shit down.
612
00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:45,271
Okay? If I could, I would
have done it a long time ago.
613
00:35:46,384 --> 00:35:48,615
Why not just suck it
up and call your dad?
614
00:35:50,943 --> 00:35:53,291
- The painting.
- Dude, I saw that painting
615
00:35:53,324 --> 00:35:55,865
when I was inside a donkey.
616
00:35:56,584 --> 00:35:58,194
It's mind-fuckery-vomit art
617
00:35:58,195 --> 00:35:59,663
from the fetid mind of Mr. Nobody, dude.
618
00:35:59,664 --> 00:36:00,931
I mean, consider the source.
619
00:36:00,965 --> 00:36:03,710
Except it's happening. I
saw it with my own eyes.
620
00:36:04,969 --> 00:36:06,343
The machine's taking over.
621
00:36:07,038 --> 00:36:08,327
And I can't stop it.
622
00:36:08,771 --> 00:36:09,835
Fuck.
623
00:36:10,275 --> 00:36:14,491
What about you? Why are you suddenly
interested in rescuing the Chief?
624
00:36:17,765 --> 00:36:20,187
I just can't stop thinking
about that old folks home.
625
00:36:21,702 --> 00:36:22,749
The Doom Patrol.
626
00:36:25,030 --> 00:36:27,101
Chief was gonna lock me up
there, and I deserve to know why.
627
00:36:27,125 --> 00:36:29,845
- The Chief has his reasons for everything.
- Then I need to hear it.
628
00:36:30,161 --> 00:36:31,288
From him.
629
00:36:32,295 --> 00:36:33,864
He owes me that.
630
00:36:33,898 --> 00:36:35,776
MAN: I know you were with
him. I fucking saw you.
631
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,445
- Don't fucking lie to me!
- [CRYING] I'm not lying to you I swear!
632
00:36:38,469 --> 00:36:40,771
- MAN: Bullshit!
- WOMAN: Get off of me!
633
00:36:41,249 --> 00:36:42,304
- I'll be right back.
- MAN: Come here!
634
00:36:42,306 --> 00:36:43,866
- [WOMAN CRYING]
- MAN: Where you going?
635
00:36:43,974 --> 00:36:44,974
Hey!
636
00:36:45,277 --> 00:36:46,820
- MAN: You want to make me chase you?
- Leave her alone!
637
00:36:46,844 --> 00:36:48,246
MAN: Don't you walk away from me!
638
00:36:48,278 --> 00:36:50,282
- MAN: Come here.
- WOMAN: Get away! Get away!
639
00:36:50,315 --> 00:36:52,660
- MAN: All I want to do is talk to you.
- WOMAN: Leave me alone!
640
00:36:52,684 --> 00:36:55,186
- MAN: I promise.
- Hello, young man.
641
00:36:55,219 --> 00:36:57,922
Hey, you must be Dolores.
642
00:36:57,954 --> 00:36:59,258
Look at my elbow.
643
00:37:00,791 --> 00:37:03,293
MAN: Get back here! Oh,
I'mma find you all right
644
00:37:03,327 --> 00:37:06,098
JANE: Hey, fucko!
Keep your hands off her!
645
00:37:06,297 --> 00:37:07,738
Look at my elbow.
646
00:37:08,699 --> 00:37:10,707
Look at my fist, motherfucker!
647
00:37:11,235 --> 00:37:14,070
- [JANE GRUNTS]
- [MAN GROANS]
648
00:37:14,105 --> 00:37:17,173
- [JANE GRUNTS]
- [MAN YELLS]
649
00:37:17,208 --> 00:37:19,476
[VEHICLE APPROACHING]
650
00:37:19,510 --> 00:37:21,711
[BRAKES SCREECH]
651
00:37:21,744 --> 00:37:22,746
[MAN GROANS]
652
00:37:22,780 --> 00:37:24,148
MAN: Go, go, go!
653
00:37:24,181 --> 00:37:26,044
- [TIRES SCREECH]
- Go, go, go!
654
00:37:26,750 --> 00:37:27,951
God damn it!
655
00:37:28,518 --> 00:37:29,927
Vic, did you see that?
656
00:37:30,990 --> 00:37:32,412
Vic!
657
00:37:34,257 --> 00:37:35,458
Vic!
658
00:37:36,994 --> 00:37:39,685
CLIFF: Frances! Frances!
659
00:37:40,927 --> 00:37:43,300
Frances, where the fuck are you?
660
00:37:43,333 --> 00:37:45,412
This is utter madness, Cliff!
661
00:37:46,169 --> 00:37:47,914
We have paddled through
this stretch of swamp
662
00:37:47,938 --> 00:37:51,208
three times, and we still
haven't seen Frances.
663
00:37:51,857 --> 00:37:53,610
It's starting to get dark soon.
664
00:37:53,644 --> 00:37:55,079
We have to turn back.
665
00:37:55,112 --> 00:37:56,647
CLIFF: I'm gonna find that
watch, and give it to Clara.
666
00:37:56,648 --> 00:37:58,481
If I find that watch,
everything will be better.
667
00:37:58,483 --> 00:38:00,183
I'm gonna find that watch
and give it to Clara.
668
00:38:00,184 --> 00:38:01,533
If I find that watch, everything will...
669
00:38:01,534 --> 00:38:03,326
Or you could just talk to her!
670
00:38:03,979 --> 00:38:05,239
And say what?
671
00:38:06,279 --> 00:38:09,435
Everything I could possibly say
would be totally stupid as fuck!
672
00:38:09,626 --> 00:38:13,898
"Hi, I'm your dad, but I
died, and I'm a robot now.
673
00:38:13,931 --> 00:38:17,735
I'm just a brain in a tin can,
but, hey, even though I've been
674
00:38:17,768 --> 00:38:21,539
robot non grata for 30 years,
and I don't expect you to like me,
675
00:38:21,572 --> 00:38:23,472
and you certainly don't have to love me,
676
00:38:23,473 --> 00:38:25,809
but I just wanted to say, 'I'm sorry.'"
677
00:38:25,844 --> 00:38:30,215
Yes! That's exactly what you would say.
678
00:38:30,248 --> 00:38:33,217
CLIFF: But if I find the
watch, I'll be her hero.
679
00:38:33,250 --> 00:38:34,952
And she'll know how much I care.
680
00:38:34,985 --> 00:38:38,474
No more time for words.
From now on, only deeds.
681
00:38:39,824 --> 00:38:43,661
Frances! Where the fuck are you!
682
00:38:43,695 --> 00:38:46,764
I want that fucking watch!
I need that fucking watch!
683
00:38:46,797 --> 00:38:50,601
I want that fucking watch! I
need that fucking... Fucking...
684
00:38:50,635 --> 00:38:55,216
[SCREAMING] watch!
685
00:39:04,248 --> 00:39:05,755
RITA: Cliff?
686
00:39:07,617 --> 00:39:09,341
Are you okay?
687
00:39:11,355 --> 00:39:12,355
Cliff?
688
00:39:22,232 --> 00:39:26,137
Oh, my God, you've fried
your brain, you stupid idiot!
689
00:39:26,170 --> 00:39:28,927
[CRYING] How are we gonna
get you out of here, now?
690
00:39:30,380 --> 00:39:32,005
[SQUEALS]
691
00:39:32,589 --> 00:39:35,685
[EXHALES]
692
00:39:36,081 --> 00:39:39,215
I didn't survive Forbidden
Congo just to die
693
00:39:39,250 --> 00:39:41,958
in some goddamn swamp!
694
00:39:42,952 --> 00:39:44,990
[SHOUTING] Cliff!
695
00:39:47,458 --> 00:39:48,630
CLIFF: I'm here.
696
00:39:53,589 --> 00:39:55,091
Let's go home.
697
00:39:55,699 --> 00:39:57,365
[CHUCKLES] Let's!
698
00:40:06,677 --> 00:40:08,326
Are you coming?
699
00:40:08,872 --> 00:40:11,382
CLIFF: No, you... You go ahead.
700
00:40:11,414 --> 00:40:12,537
RITA: Okay.
701
00:40:13,284 --> 00:40:14,634
[SIGHING]
702
00:40:27,632 --> 00:40:30,032
[SIGHING DEEPLY]
703
00:40:35,306 --> 00:40:36,956
[SPLASHING]
704
00:40:41,911 --> 00:40:43,411
[GROWLING]
705
00:40:49,586 --> 00:40:53,056
[CLIFF SCREAMING]
706
00:40:53,090 --> 00:40:54,279
Now,
707
00:40:55,626 --> 00:40:57,951
tell me all about you.
708
00:40:58,329 --> 00:40:59,831
LARRY: There's nothing to tell.
709
00:40:59,864 --> 00:41:03,263
There must be something. You have
the strength of a 20-year-old.
710
00:41:04,255 --> 00:41:07,438
What do you do to stay so virile?
And please don't tell me yoga.
711
00:41:07,472 --> 00:41:08,839
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
712
00:41:08,870 --> 00:41:10,885
I can't tell if you're
laughing under that gauze.
713
00:41:10,909 --> 00:41:12,622
It's fucking yoga. I knew it.
714
00:41:13,263 --> 00:41:14,945
LARRY: No. More like RHIP.
715
00:41:14,978 --> 00:41:17,130
I haven't heard that since the service.
716
00:41:17,537 --> 00:41:19,016
"Rank Has Its Privileges"?
717
00:41:19,050 --> 00:41:21,044
LARRY: No, "Radiation Has Its Perks."
718
00:41:21,351 --> 00:41:22,771
I'll be damned.
719
00:41:24,088 --> 00:41:25,380
[SIGHS]
720
00:41:26,556 --> 00:41:28,833
Guess there's always
a silver lining, Lar.
721
00:41:29,404 --> 00:41:35,138
So there's been no one special in
your life for 60 years? Come on.
722
00:41:35,498 --> 00:41:38,232
What about your wife, Sheryl?
723
00:41:38,902 --> 00:41:40,724
LARRY: She died of cancer in '89.
724
00:41:41,201 --> 00:41:43,007
Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.
725
00:41:43,041 --> 00:41:45,443
LARRY: We weren't close, but thank you.
726
00:41:45,476 --> 00:41:47,115
And the boys?
727
00:41:55,191 --> 00:41:56,935
LARRY: Why put this on them?
728
00:41:58,322 --> 00:41:59,638
What good would it do?
729
00:42:00,592 --> 00:42:05,592
The truth is, I haven't really
lived much since the accident.
730
00:42:08,032 --> 00:42:10,177
You were my last real thing.
731
00:42:11,668 --> 00:42:14,537
And I still feel bad
about sending you away.
732
00:42:19,143 --> 00:42:20,435
It wasn't easy.
733
00:42:22,112 --> 00:42:23,287
But...
734
00:42:24,815 --> 00:42:26,404
I got over you.
735
00:42:28,271 --> 00:42:29,865
[SIGHS] Eventually.
736
00:42:33,423 --> 00:42:34,638
And I moved on.
737
00:42:39,429 --> 00:42:41,287
You should too.
738
00:42:49,115 --> 00:42:52,663
LARRY: You know, when I told
you I loved you, at the motel,
739
00:42:55,696 --> 00:42:57,255
I meant it.
740
00:42:59,247 --> 00:43:00,591
I wanted you to know that.
741
00:43:00,885 --> 00:43:03,599
In case I don't get
another chance to tell you.
742
00:43:09,659 --> 00:43:11,091
[SCOFFS]
743
00:43:12,163 --> 00:43:14,783
- I'm not dead, yet, for Christ's sake!
- [LARRY CHUCKLES]
744
00:43:19,271 --> 00:43:22,840
You really haven't
fucked anyone since JFK?
745
00:43:22,873 --> 00:43:24,708
My God, Larry!
746
00:43:24,742 --> 00:43:27,814
[BOTH LAUGHING]
747
00:43:31,115 --> 00:43:32,572
LARRY: Now that I think of it,
748
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,806
there is a relationship
I want to tell you about.
749
00:43:38,655 --> 00:43:40,619
Go on. Go on.
750
00:43:41,693 --> 00:43:45,017
LARRY: It's not a traditional
relationship, per se, but...
751
00:43:48,632 --> 00:43:50,861
There's something inside me.
752
00:43:52,637 --> 00:43:54,423
I wouldn't say we're friends.
753
00:43:54,704 --> 00:43:55,884
But...
754
00:43:58,291 --> 00:44:00,259
there's definitely a connection there.
755
00:44:02,378 --> 00:44:04,431
For years, I didn't know
756
00:44:06,064 --> 00:44:08,838
what it was, or what it wanted.
757
00:44:10,492 --> 00:44:12,041
But now, I think I might.
758
00:44:20,164 --> 00:44:21,252
Hey...
759
00:44:23,333 --> 00:44:26,634
["MOON RIVER" PLAYING]
760
00:44:36,079 --> 00:44:38,033
Sleep well, my friend.
761
00:45:28,164 --> 00:45:29,664
Thank you.
762
00:46:13,244 --> 00:46:15,501
I'll be with you in a sec.
763
00:46:58,521 --> 00:46:59,572
[SIGHS]
764
00:47:12,202 --> 00:47:13,905
DARREN: Hello, Victor.
765
00:47:13,938 --> 00:47:15,507
Darren Jones.
766
00:47:15,955 --> 00:47:18,068
I greatly enjoyed our
meeting on Danny the Street,
767
00:47:18,108 --> 00:47:21,486
but I thought this time,
we'd get together on my turf.
768
00:47:22,612 --> 00:47:24,280
Welcome to the Ant Farm.
769
00:47:24,356 --> 00:47:29,356
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