1 00:00:19,890 --> 00:00:22,460 - Can you hear me, Mr. Morden? - Yes. 2 00:00:22,493 --> 00:00:26,431 Cue the recap! Paraguay vacay made me this way. 3 00:00:26,463 --> 00:00:29,600 A harbinger of chaos brought to make this geezer pay. 4 00:00:29,634 --> 00:00:33,005 I strung along the Dumb Patrol, flipped the bus into a hole, 5 00:00:33,037 --> 00:00:36,607 slammed it shut. Wait, what? Stuffed it up a donkey's butt! 6 00:00:36,609 --> 00:00:38,474 - Any sign of the Chief? - We know he's alive. 7 00:00:38,475 --> 00:00:40,478 A team was forged with one belief, 8 00:00:40,512 --> 00:00:44,247 to stop at nothing and get their Chief. 9 00:00:44,281 --> 00:00:46,417 Nazi-beating, doomsday-cheating, 10 00:00:46,451 --> 00:00:48,552 beard hair-eating, romance-hating, 11 00:00:48,585 --> 00:00:50,354 punk to skunk, robot chunk, 12 00:00:50,387 --> 00:00:52,222 flashback dancing with a hunk, 13 00:00:52,256 --> 00:00:54,424 gator-baiting, half chub-dating, 14 00:00:54,459 --> 00:00:56,426 sliming through a metal grating, 15 00:00:56,460 --> 00:00:59,597 death cult all around, Jane survived the Underground, 16 00:00:59,631 --> 00:01:03,267 Ant Farm, Larry harmed, delivering justice with a swarm. 17 00:01:03,301 --> 00:01:04,736 - No! - Father-doting, 18 00:01:04,769 --> 00:01:08,338 hand-exploding, pain obscured through secret coding. 19 00:01:08,373 --> 00:01:10,240 Growing close with each endeavor, 20 00:01:10,274 --> 00:01:11,977 finally they came together. 21 00:01:12,010 --> 00:01:14,379 But I grew bored 22 00:01:14,412 --> 00:01:15,513 with this game of chase 23 00:01:15,546 --> 00:01:17,649 and trapped them inside the white space. 24 00:01:17,682 --> 00:01:19,316 Backed their leader against the wall, 25 00:01:19,349 --> 00:01:21,084 forcing him to spill it all. 26 00:01:21,117 --> 00:01:23,953 I was responsible for everything 27 00:01:23,987 --> 00:01:25,924 that has happened to each of you. 28 00:01:25,956 --> 00:01:30,367 This is the best timeline ever! 29 00:02:48,171 --> 00:02:49,372 Why? 30 00:02:49,407 --> 00:02:52,175 I needed you. 31 00:02:52,209 --> 00:02:54,344 I wanted... 32 00:02:54,377 --> 00:02:57,314 what you have. 33 00:02:57,348 --> 00:02:58,748 Immortality. 34 00:02:58,782 --> 00:03:00,683 What? 35 00:03:00,717 --> 00:03:04,187 I wanted to... 36 00:03:04,221 --> 00:03:07,358 I needed to... 37 00:03:07,390 --> 00:03:11,094 Motherfucker! 38 00:03:13,030 --> 00:03:14,798 I'm so sorry. 39 00:03:20,804 --> 00:03:23,106 Liar. 40 00:03:23,139 --> 00:03:24,974 You lied to Jane. 41 00:03:25,008 --> 00:03:28,012 You lied to all of us. 42 00:03:38,423 --> 00:03:41,272 Please let them go. 43 00:03:44,429 --> 00:03:46,663 What do you take me for, Niles? 44 00:03:46,698 --> 00:03:49,633 This was never about them. 45 00:03:49,667 --> 00:03:52,036 Making Silly Putty out of their fragile, 46 00:03:52,068 --> 00:03:54,138 fractured brains, 47 00:03:54,170 --> 00:03:55,973 well, that... 48 00:03:56,006 --> 00:03:58,109 that was all just 49 00:03:58,141 --> 00:04:00,692 extra-curricular. 50 00:04:03,514 --> 00:04:05,550 Consider them abandoned conquests. 51 00:04:05,582 --> 00:04:07,953 Their future is their own now. 52 00:04:07,985 --> 00:04:09,888 God, I wonder what they'll do with it. Hmm? 53 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:11,956 What does a family do when they realize 54 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:14,592 they're no family at all? They're just rats 55 00:04:14,626 --> 00:04:16,394 in neighboring cages. 56 00:04:16,427 --> 00:04:19,163 They're just petri dishes on the same shelf. 57 00:04:19,196 --> 00:04:21,966 You know, I huffed and I puffed, 58 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,866 but it was you all along, wasn't it, Niles? 59 00:04:24,867 --> 00:04:28,839 You destroyed them! 60 00:04:28,872 --> 00:04:33,872 Just like you destroyed Eric Morden. 61 00:04:34,579 --> 00:04:38,182 So you've had your revenge. 62 00:04:38,214 --> 00:04:39,651 What now? 63 00:04:39,684 --> 00:04:43,254 Why, sky's the limit, old friend. 64 00:04:43,288 --> 00:04:46,189 I'm going to conduct a parade, I'm gonna guest-host The View, 65 00:04:46,223 --> 00:04:47,891 I'm gonna become the next Bachelor! 66 00:04:47,925 --> 00:04:50,427 The world is a golden oyster for me now. 67 00:04:50,428 --> 00:04:52,295 But for you, 68 00:04:52,329 --> 00:04:54,932 Niles Caulder, 69 00:04:54,966 --> 00:04:59,966 I envision a story that's a little different. 70 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:05,571 I've been waiting decades to ask you this. 71 00:05:06,571 --> 00:05:11,411 How does it feel to be a nobody? 72 00:05:31,935 --> 00:05:33,971 Security to Containment Block Seven. 73 00:05:34,004 --> 00:05:38,776 All security to Containment Block Seven. 74 00:05:38,810 --> 00:05:41,244 - Good morning, Joshua. - Bureau astronomers have 75 00:05:41,245 --> 00:05:42,547 confirmed your calculations. 76 00:05:42,579 --> 00:05:45,483 Next week's X-15 test flight is our clearest shot yet 77 00:05:45,516 --> 00:05:47,451 to intercept the space anomaly. 78 00:05:47,485 --> 00:05:49,653 - Very good then. - Meaning, after we knock 79 00:05:49,687 --> 00:05:50,988 this pilot from the sky... 80 00:05:51,021 --> 00:05:52,622 His name is Larry Trainor by the way, 81 00:05:52,656 --> 00:05:54,925 Captain Larry Trainor, wife, two kids. 82 00:05:54,959 --> 00:05:56,995 ...after we expose him to unknown space matter, 83 00:05:57,028 --> 00:05:58,997 after we potentially burn and radiate him 84 00:05:59,029 --> 00:06:01,833 beyond the known limits of human capacity, 85 00:06:01,865 --> 00:06:03,668 then we're gonna hand him over to Forsythe 86 00:06:03,701 --> 00:06:05,502 and his animals? For what? 87 00:06:05,536 --> 00:06:07,637 And Forsythe will grow bored with his new toy, 88 00:06:07,672 --> 00:06:09,807 and then he'll be ours. Hopefully forever. 89 00:06:09,841 --> 00:06:11,209 The Immortus Project is working. 90 00:06:11,242 --> 00:06:15,045 Rita Farr has shown zero signs of aging since 1955. 91 00:06:15,079 --> 00:06:18,281 We already have a perfectly good test subject. 92 00:06:18,314 --> 00:06:21,165 Now we'll have two. 93 00:06:24,721 --> 00:06:29,593 Where's the line, Niles? 94 00:06:29,627 --> 00:06:31,629 'Cause I can't see it anymore. 95 00:06:31,661 --> 00:06:34,732 The only thing that should trouble you, Joshua, 96 00:06:34,766 --> 00:06:36,067 is the alternative. 97 00:06:36,100 --> 00:06:39,937 Except I don't know what the alternative is. 98 00:06:39,971 --> 00:06:44,341 The only way I sleep at night is because... 99 00:06:44,375 --> 00:06:48,278 you tell me nothing. 100 00:06:48,312 --> 00:06:53,211 You're right. And you're welcome. 101 00:07:05,196 --> 00:07:08,045 Oh, God. 102 00:07:14,139 --> 00:07:16,607 - Good morning, Larry. - Apparently it is. 103 00:07:19,911 --> 00:07:23,180 I've been looking forward to this day all semester. 104 00:07:23,214 --> 00:07:27,084 My students are finally performing their scene studies, 105 00:07:27,117 --> 00:07:29,519 and I can't wait to see how they utilize 106 00:07:29,553 --> 00:07:31,288 the techniques that I've taught them. 107 00:07:31,322 --> 00:07:36,226 I suspect I'll be handing out a lot of A's. 108 00:07:36,259 --> 00:07:37,528 Uh-huh. 109 00:07:37,562 --> 00:07:40,331 It feels so good to give back to the community. 110 00:07:40,363 --> 00:07:42,098 We should've done this ages ago. 111 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:44,168 - What? - Move on. 112 00:07:44,201 --> 00:07:46,636 Six months ago we learned our lives had been destroyed 113 00:07:46,637 --> 00:07:48,772 by a madman. Excuse me if it takes 114 00:07:48,773 --> 00:07:53,773 more than a moment to get back my sea legs. 115 00:07:56,781 --> 00:07:58,415 When we moved into this place, 116 00:07:58,449 --> 00:07:59,918 we made a promise to each other. 117 00:07:59,951 --> 00:08:04,119 - I know, but... - No more hiding. 118 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:05,122 I know. 119 00:08:05,154 --> 00:08:07,855 - I'm trying. - Mmm. 120 00:08:44,027 --> 00:08:45,976 Okay. 121 00:08:50,333 --> 00:08:51,635 What do you think? 122 00:08:51,668 --> 00:08:54,504 You wanna try for 20 seconds this time? 123 00:08:57,206 --> 00:08:59,342 Negative Spirit, release! 124 00:09:04,649 --> 00:09:08,249 Huh. 125 00:09:13,825 --> 00:09:16,527 There you go, buddy. 126 00:09:16,559 --> 00:09:18,562 We can do this. 127 00:09:18,596 --> 00:09:22,346 We can do this. We can... 128 00:09:27,505 --> 00:09:31,340 Hit the bricks, sister. We're... we're done. Finito. 129 00:09:31,341 --> 00:09:32,341 You don't mean that, Kyle. 130 00:09:32,342 --> 00:09:34,379 I know you better than you know yourself. 131 00:09:34,412 --> 00:09:37,881 You wanna pick me up in those strong arms. 132 00:09:37,914 --> 00:09:41,351 Cut. Cut. 133 00:09:41,384 --> 00:09:43,153 Jagger, Esme, 134 00:09:43,187 --> 00:09:46,890 you failed to move your audience. 135 00:09:46,923 --> 00:09:50,760 We didn't feel it because you didn't feel it. 136 00:09:50,794 --> 00:09:53,663 Mmm? Let me show what it looks like 137 00:09:53,697 --> 00:09:58,697 when you really connect to your character. 138 00:10:02,105 --> 00:10:06,905 And... action! 139 00:10:06,977 --> 00:10:09,312 Hit the bricks, sister. 140 00:10:09,346 --> 00:10:11,381 We're done. Finito. 141 00:10:11,414 --> 00:10:15,186 You don't mean that, Kyle. Hmm? 142 00:10:15,220 --> 00:10:18,655 I know you better than you know yourself. 143 00:10:18,688 --> 00:10:22,559 You wanna pick me up in these strong arms 144 00:10:22,592 --> 00:10:27,163 and devour me whole. 145 00:10:27,197 --> 00:10:28,697 And scene. 146 00:10:32,636 --> 00:10:35,173 And that, children, 147 00:10:35,206 --> 00:10:38,676 is what serious dedication to your craft gets you. 148 00:10:38,708 --> 00:10:40,677 Being a shitty high school drama teacher? 149 00:10:40,711 --> 00:10:43,714 Wow. Dare to dream. 150 00:10:43,748 --> 00:10:45,181 It's scary not to excel 151 00:10:45,182 --> 00:10:47,717 at something we aspire to do, isn't it, Esme? 152 00:10:47,751 --> 00:10:49,519 I'm not excelling? 153 00:10:49,552 --> 00:10:51,422 I can't think of anything sadder 154 00:10:51,455 --> 00:10:52,923 than some washed-up never-was 155 00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:55,759 who gets their jollies off out-acting a bunch of teenagers 156 00:10:55,793 --> 00:10:57,894 who only took this class for the easy A. 157 00:11:10,072 --> 00:11:11,609 Larry! 158 00:11:11,642 --> 00:11:14,379 Hurry up! You're missing the booty song. 159 00:11:14,412 --> 00:11:17,981 Do either of you two want to buy Marvin Gardens? 160 00:11:18,015 --> 00:11:19,317 Honestly, I could use the cash. 161 00:11:19,350 --> 00:11:22,687 Hmm. Larry! This is absolutely unacceptable! 162 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:24,389 1976 is ending, 163 00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:29,422 and you're stalling like some truculent schoolboy. 164 00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:43,001 Uh, now, I believe it's your turn. 165 00:11:44,075 --> 00:11:48,078 Ugh, I look ridiculous. 166 00:11:48,111 --> 00:11:51,181 No. 167 00:11:51,215 --> 00:11:53,317 Now, then, Rita, 168 00:11:53,350 --> 00:11:54,684 that's not fair. 169 00:11:59,057 --> 00:12:02,994 Oh, yeah, sure. Laugh it up. 170 00:12:03,027 --> 00:12:05,897 All right. Keep playing. 171 00:12:05,929 --> 00:12:07,432 And don't cheat. 172 00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:09,465 - He's talking to you. - Uh-huh. 173 00:12:19,910 --> 00:12:21,778 Forsythe. 174 00:12:21,812 --> 00:12:23,780 What the hell are you doing here? 175 00:12:23,813 --> 00:12:25,816 Wonderful home, Dr. Caulder. 176 00:12:25,850 --> 00:12:27,650 And a happy New Year's Eve. 177 00:12:27,684 --> 00:12:29,452 You need to leave. 178 00:12:29,485 --> 00:12:31,322 Oh. 179 00:12:31,355 --> 00:12:34,825 I'm afraid the matter at hand is rather urgent. 180 00:12:34,859 --> 00:12:37,260 What is it? 181 00:12:37,293 --> 00:12:38,730 You know, 182 00:12:38,764 --> 00:12:42,499 when the brass told me in '68 I'd be losing Captain Trainor 183 00:12:42,533 --> 00:12:44,835 to your Immortus Initiative, 184 00:12:44,869 --> 00:12:47,004 I have to say, I couldn't have imagined 185 00:12:47,038 --> 00:12:50,206 his new assignment would be quite so... 186 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:51,241 cozy. 187 00:12:51,275 --> 00:12:54,044 Mmm. Well, you have your methods, I have mine. 188 00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:57,147 The work we do here is just as essential. 189 00:12:57,179 --> 00:12:58,482 Yes. 190 00:12:58,515 --> 00:13:01,052 I can see that now. 191 00:13:01,085 --> 00:13:02,620 What is that song? 192 00:13:02,653 --> 00:13:04,687 My daughter likes that one. 193 00:13:04,721 --> 00:13:08,322 Cut the bullshit, Agent. 194 00:13:09,759 --> 00:13:11,962 What's that? 195 00:13:11,995 --> 00:13:14,498 Well, I believe you once called it 196 00:13:14,530 --> 00:13:16,100 the "unrelenting, 197 00:13:16,134 --> 00:13:20,104 uncompromising pursuit of truth." 198 00:13:20,138 --> 00:13:22,105 Your signature is required, Doctor. 199 00:13:22,139 --> 00:13:23,975 Our investigators have identified 200 00:13:24,008 --> 00:13:26,977 your next test subject. 201 00:13:27,010 --> 00:13:32,010 What are you talking about? I... I never... 202 00:13:36,287 --> 00:13:39,090 That request was made over a decade ago. 203 00:13:39,123 --> 00:13:40,424 And now we've found her. 204 00:13:40,457 --> 00:13:43,960 Hispanic female, multiple personality disorder. 205 00:13:43,961 --> 00:13:48,498 By all accounts, a real wildcat. 206 00:13:48,499 --> 00:13:49,668 I think you'll agree 207 00:13:49,701 --> 00:13:54,701 she fits perfectly the profile you asked us to find. 208 00:14:24,534 --> 00:14:26,070 Jane. 209 00:14:26,104 --> 00:14:29,573 - Did you know? - About what? 210 00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:34,607 About what that sadistic fuck did to us, you fucking... 211 00:14:36,746 --> 00:14:40,717 No, no, no. 212 00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:44,687 He promised! 213 00:14:44,721 --> 00:14:48,392 Jane. 214 00:14:48,424 --> 00:14:53,163 Jane. 215 00:14:53,197 --> 00:14:57,568 Hey, it's okay. 216 00:14:57,601 --> 00:15:00,171 He was going to cage us here. 217 00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:02,673 Cage us like the rest of them. 218 00:15:02,706 --> 00:15:04,174 Wasn't he? 219 00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:06,477 Singing caged birdies 220 00:15:06,510 --> 00:15:11,510 with pretty feathers for the master to pluck! 221 00:15:12,317 --> 00:15:16,886 It's okay. 222 00:15:16,921 --> 00:15:18,421 It's okay. 223 00:15:22,592 --> 00:15:27,431 Just tell me. Please. 224 00:15:27,464 --> 00:15:30,067 I knew. 225 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:32,370 I can give you the spiel, but... 226 00:15:32,403 --> 00:15:35,139 the truth is, I was blind. 227 00:15:35,173 --> 00:15:38,975 Willfully blind. 228 00:15:39,009 --> 00:15:42,212 You need to make it go away. 229 00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:45,883 - I know it's difficult... - You don't know. 230 00:15:45,916 --> 00:15:49,787 I keep having this dream. 231 00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:53,990 I find a wound on my chest. 232 00:15:54,024 --> 00:15:58,363 This old wound that's scabbed over. 233 00:15:58,395 --> 00:16:01,731 And I know I shouldn't touch it, 234 00:16:01,764 --> 00:16:04,335 but I keep reaching for it, 235 00:16:04,369 --> 00:16:06,538 and I can't help but scratch. 236 00:16:06,571 --> 00:16:10,274 And the wound gets bigger and bigger 237 00:16:10,307 --> 00:16:15,258 until there's nothing of me left. 238 00:16:19,049 --> 00:16:21,485 There's a drug. 239 00:16:21,518 --> 00:16:24,288 An opiate. 240 00:16:24,322 --> 00:16:26,756 For meta-human powers. 241 00:16:26,789 --> 00:16:29,059 Niles created it. 242 00:16:29,092 --> 00:16:32,897 Gave it to me for safe keeping, 243 00:16:32,929 --> 00:16:34,899 so he wouldn't be tempted. 244 00:16:44,075 --> 00:16:46,845 It's not a fix or a cure. 245 00:16:46,878 --> 00:16:49,046 It calms the noise, it makes it more manageable, 246 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:52,917 but it doesn't discriminate. 247 00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:55,852 Jane, it quiets everything. 248 00:16:55,885 --> 00:16:59,289 The good and the bad. 249 00:16:59,323 --> 00:17:02,159 In order to use it safely, 250 00:17:02,192 --> 00:17:04,194 we'd have to stick to a strict regimen. 251 00:17:04,228 --> 00:17:09,228 I have to monitor your dosage, vitals... 252 00:18:19,135 --> 00:18:21,071 I'm sorry, Kay. 253 00:18:21,105 --> 00:18:23,106 It's okay. 254 00:18:23,140 --> 00:18:26,140 It feels better now. 255 00:18:51,167 --> 00:18:53,069 - Niles? - Huh? 256 00:18:53,104 --> 00:18:55,653 Elinore? Elinore. 257 00:18:58,241 --> 00:19:03,114 Thank you for coming. 258 00:19:03,146 --> 00:19:05,450 This... 259 00:19:05,482 --> 00:19:08,385 He's my last research subject. 260 00:19:08,419 --> 00:19:12,655 He was a race car driver. 261 00:19:12,689 --> 00:19:15,058 Father. 262 00:19:15,092 --> 00:19:19,262 Husband. 263 00:19:19,297 --> 00:19:22,596 I'm afraid all that... 264 00:19:24,568 --> 00:19:29,568 This is hitting me the hardest of all. 265 00:19:30,607 --> 00:19:34,944 The crash was supposed to be on the racetrack. 266 00:19:34,979 --> 00:19:37,582 No one else was to get hurt. 267 00:19:37,615 --> 00:19:41,085 No one what? What does that mean, he was "supposed to"? 268 00:19:41,117 --> 00:19:43,621 How would you know... 269 00:19:43,654 --> 00:19:45,388 that a man is supposed to crash? 270 00:19:45,423 --> 00:19:48,492 It's all gone too far. 271 00:19:48,526 --> 00:19:50,259 It's all gone too far, Elinore. 272 00:19:50,260 --> 00:19:52,229 I used to think I had no alternative. 273 00:19:52,262 --> 00:19:56,032 That there wasn't an alternative, but it's... 274 00:19:56,067 --> 00:20:00,837 gone too far. 275 00:20:00,871 --> 00:20:02,070 Niles... 276 00:20:07,877 --> 00:20:10,582 I love you... 277 00:20:10,615 --> 00:20:14,117 as a mentor and a friend. 278 00:20:14,151 --> 00:20:15,353 And you are scaring 279 00:20:15,385 --> 00:20:18,221 the ever-loving fuck out of me right now. 280 00:20:18,256 --> 00:20:22,859 I need to tell you something. 281 00:20:22,893 --> 00:20:26,196 And I need you to promise 282 00:20:26,230 --> 00:20:30,334 when it's finished 283 00:20:30,367 --> 00:20:35,018 that you'll still be my friend. 284 00:20:39,210 --> 00:20:41,911 Cliff! Your order's up. 285 00:20:41,912 --> 00:20:42,912 Yo! 286 00:21:56,921 --> 00:22:00,223 You know how much I cared for Elinore. 287 00:22:00,257 --> 00:22:03,294 She would have wanted it this way. 288 00:22:03,326 --> 00:22:06,596 For Victor to survive. 289 00:22:06,631 --> 00:22:10,667 There's some comfort in that. 290 00:22:10,701 --> 00:22:13,336 Cold comfort. 291 00:22:13,371 --> 00:22:14,971 But thank you. 292 00:22:15,005 --> 00:22:16,641 If I may... 293 00:22:16,673 --> 00:22:19,509 one piece of advice. 294 00:22:19,544 --> 00:22:21,645 If there's one thing I've learned from my research, 295 00:22:21,679 --> 00:22:24,382 Victor is going to need special care. 296 00:22:24,414 --> 00:22:26,584 No offense, 297 00:22:26,616 --> 00:22:28,720 but we are not talking 298 00:22:28,752 --> 00:22:32,490 about homeschooling my son's recovery here. 299 00:22:32,522 --> 00:22:33,857 S.T.A.R. Labs has it covered. 300 00:22:33,892 --> 00:22:37,929 I'm not talking about technology or facilities. 301 00:22:37,961 --> 00:22:42,333 There's a holistic component to be considered. 302 00:22:42,365 --> 00:22:45,670 Patience. Empathy. 303 00:22:45,702 --> 00:22:47,605 And I'm not capable of giving it. 304 00:22:47,637 --> 00:22:49,306 Is that what you're saying? 305 00:22:49,339 --> 00:22:53,539 No, I'm... I just suggest... 306 00:22:55,011 --> 00:22:56,814 You might be surprised 307 00:22:56,847 --> 00:23:01,847 just how much of a tonic compassion can be. 308 00:23:03,054 --> 00:23:05,721 And exactly who do you think you're fooling here? 309 00:23:05,722 --> 00:23:10,528 Hmm? You talk about compassion? Empathy? 310 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,778 Like you invented it? 311 00:23:13,663 --> 00:23:17,086 I'm... 312 00:23:17,087 --> 00:23:20,570 I was her husband. 313 00:23:20,571 --> 00:23:24,075 And you don't think she told me what you did? 314 00:23:24,108 --> 00:23:29,717 You think you have any standing to lecture me about family? 315 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:33,416 I just put my son back together. 316 00:23:33,451 --> 00:23:35,019 My son! 317 00:23:35,053 --> 00:23:37,788 And you think that you and I are the same? 318 00:23:37,821 --> 00:23:41,358 You think what you did... 319 00:23:41,392 --> 00:23:44,394 and what I did are the same? 320 00:23:44,428 --> 00:23:47,095 This wasn't some experiment. 321 00:23:47,096 --> 00:23:49,333 I turned my... 322 00:23:49,366 --> 00:23:53,671 sweet, affable, athletic, 323 00:23:53,704 --> 00:23:57,540 charming, delicious boy 324 00:23:57,541 --> 00:24:01,077 into a freak of nature. 325 00:24:01,111 --> 00:24:04,749 I did it out of love. 326 00:24:04,781 --> 00:24:07,351 Why the hell did you do it, Niles? 327 00:24:07,384 --> 00:24:09,353 To those people? 328 00:24:09,386 --> 00:24:14,057 You speak to me about compassion? 329 00:24:14,090 --> 00:24:16,626 Don't ever. 330 00:24:16,661 --> 00:24:18,911 Don't you dare. 331 00:24:40,483 --> 00:24:42,185 Who are you? 332 00:24:42,219 --> 00:24:43,788 Me? 333 00:24:43,820 --> 00:24:47,990 I'm you. 334 00:24:59,604 --> 00:25:01,439 Hey, Dad. 335 00:25:01,471 --> 00:25:04,141 You okay, son? 336 00:25:04,173 --> 00:25:06,044 Fine. Um... 337 00:25:06,076 --> 00:25:08,179 Just been up all night working that bitcoin ring. 338 00:25:08,212 --> 00:25:10,999 Well, you know, if that cybercrime is 339 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,817 too dry for you, you can always go back out into the field. 340 00:25:13,851 --> 00:25:15,287 My time's better spent taking down 341 00:25:15,319 --> 00:25:18,355 international money launderers than two-bit purse-snatchers. 342 00:25:18,388 --> 00:25:22,326 - Don't you think? - Um, of course. 343 00:25:22,358 --> 00:25:24,127 Either way, 344 00:25:24,161 --> 00:25:25,896 I'm proud of you. 345 00:25:25,930 --> 00:25:27,897 I hope you know that. 346 00:25:27,931 --> 00:25:29,400 Sure. 347 00:25:29,432 --> 00:25:31,234 Look, I gotta get back to it. 348 00:25:54,159 --> 00:25:56,661 Is there any sweeter feeling than revenge? 349 00:25:57,894 --> 00:26:00,897 That's an excellent question, Whoopi, and... 350 00:26:00,932 --> 00:26:02,598 I don't think that there is. 351 00:26:02,599 --> 00:26:04,233 And the only thing that I'm more sure of 352 00:26:04,234 --> 00:26:07,104 is that it will never, ever, ever go away! 353 00:26:13,010 --> 00:26:17,548 "A convoluted, meandering plot that ends in a whimper. 354 00:26:17,580 --> 00:26:18,883 An impotent villain 355 00:26:18,915 --> 00:26:23,487 with a cliche approach to revenge"! 356 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:27,490 You know what, he's right. 357 00:26:27,525 --> 00:26:30,294 He's totally right! 358 00:26:30,326 --> 00:26:32,630 He's... he's totally right. 359 00:26:32,663 --> 00:26:34,731 At long last, I have found you! 360 00:26:34,766 --> 00:26:38,036 No! 361 00:26:38,068 --> 00:26:41,505 Be still, you fudger! Be still, I say! 362 00:26:41,538 --> 00:26:43,641 Did you just call me a "fudger"? 363 00:26:43,673 --> 00:26:46,778 Silence, recreant! For this is my time. 364 00:26:46,810 --> 00:26:48,246 I have waited centuries 365 00:26:48,279 --> 00:26:50,681 for the rapture foretold in the scripture. 366 00:26:50,714 --> 00:26:52,916 Twice you have brought us to its brink, 367 00:26:52,951 --> 00:26:54,585 and twice you have failed. 368 00:26:54,618 --> 00:26:56,686 Explain yourself! I demand it! 369 00:26:56,721 --> 00:26:59,057 Well, I was going for more of a personal tale 370 00:26:59,089 --> 00:27:01,459 of vengeance and betrayal. You know... 371 00:27:01,491 --> 00:27:03,526 emotional stakes. 372 00:27:03,527 --> 00:27:06,029 Real premium cable shit. 373 00:27:06,064 --> 00:27:08,265 So, you're not an agent of the Lord? 374 00:27:08,298 --> 00:27:09,933 No, there is no God. 375 00:27:09,968 --> 00:27:14,071 If there was, I wouldn't be so devoid of purpose. 376 00:27:14,105 --> 00:27:15,772 Oh, a crisis of faith! 377 00:27:15,807 --> 00:27:17,942 This is why Father has led me to you, 378 00:27:17,976 --> 00:27:20,678 to set you back on the path to His glory! 379 00:27:20,711 --> 00:27:24,516 Path to glory? Oh, I like the sound of that. 380 00:27:24,548 --> 00:27:27,718 - To His glory. - Yeah, that's what I said. 381 00:27:27,751 --> 00:27:29,653 To glory. 382 00:27:29,686 --> 00:27:32,990 Oh, but it's no use! 383 00:27:33,023 --> 00:27:36,394 I have already completed my life's masterwork 384 00:27:36,428 --> 00:27:40,832 by turning everyone Niles Caulder loves against him. 385 00:27:40,865 --> 00:27:45,635 There isn't a person alive that he can call friend. 386 00:27:45,670 --> 00:27:48,605 No man, no woman... 387 00:27:48,638 --> 00:27:51,275 Woman. 388 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,449 I want the truth. 389 00:27:58,481 --> 00:27:59,717 Where is she? 390 00:28:01,353 --> 00:28:05,656 It seems as though I left some vengeance on the table. 391 00:28:05,691 --> 00:28:08,992 I really gotta amp things up this time, really make a show of force! 392 00:28:09,027 --> 00:28:10,394 You need guys? 393 00:28:10,428 --> 00:28:13,297 I know a rat who spent an entire afternoon 394 00:28:13,298 --> 00:28:17,701 exacting revenge on the robot who killed his mother. 395 00:28:17,734 --> 00:28:19,703 Admiral Whiskers? 396 00:28:19,737 --> 00:28:23,673 I love that guy. 397 00:28:26,144 --> 00:28:29,079 This is a splendid start. Who else? 398 00:28:29,113 --> 00:28:30,681 Hmm. You know what? 399 00:28:30,714 --> 00:28:33,750 Let's start small. A trinity. 400 00:28:33,784 --> 00:28:36,386 Hmm. Hmm, I like it. 401 00:28:36,420 --> 00:28:38,490 I like it. A menage-a-us. 402 00:28:38,522 --> 00:28:42,660 And we shall call ourselves The Brotherhood of Dangerous Animals! 403 00:28:42,692 --> 00:28:44,061 Hosanna! 404 00:28:45,296 --> 00:28:50,268 Yes. It is tight, Admiral Whiskers. 405 00:28:50,300 --> 00:28:55,101 Yes! And vengeance will be mine! 406 00:28:55,772 --> 00:28:58,041 Again. For real this time. 407 00:28:58,076 --> 00:29:02,445 And when we get Niles Caulder... again, 408 00:29:02,479 --> 00:29:04,815 the world will be ours! 409 00:29:07,684 --> 00:29:10,386 Then we shall destroy it! 410 00:29:10,421 --> 00:29:13,257 Maybe. 411 00:29:13,289 --> 00:29:15,526 If there's time. 412 00:29:39,316 --> 00:29:41,751 Morning, dear. 413 00:29:41,786 --> 00:29:44,488 We hit 20 seconds yesterday. 414 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,923 At least, I think we did. 415 00:29:46,958 --> 00:29:49,826 I passed out at some point. But it felt longer. 416 00:29:49,859 --> 00:29:52,762 Bully for you. 417 00:29:52,797 --> 00:29:56,433 Rough day at school? 418 00:29:56,468 --> 00:30:01,468 I was emotionally assassinated by a 13-year-old girl. 419 00:30:03,941 --> 00:30:06,211 I'm not even sure what we're doing here, Larry. 420 00:30:06,243 --> 00:30:09,346 We're doing exactly what we were doing back at the manor, 421 00:30:09,380 --> 00:30:10,382 just getting by. 422 00:30:10,414 --> 00:30:13,451 That's not enough for me. Not anymore. 423 00:30:13,484 --> 00:30:17,521 There has to be more to life than just this. 424 00:30:24,162 --> 00:30:27,030 - Neighbors? - Moved last week. 425 00:30:34,005 --> 00:30:37,607 Do you think Old Man Arnold can hear it? 426 00:30:37,641 --> 00:30:39,109 Hear what? 427 00:30:39,143 --> 00:30:41,878 Nothing! Have a nice day now. 428 00:30:41,913 --> 00:30:43,847 Eat shit, ginger! 429 00:30:45,250 --> 00:30:48,619 - Disembodied singing. - Never a good sign. 430 00:30:48,653 --> 00:30:53,490 Although, we could follow it. See where it leads. 431 00:30:53,525 --> 00:30:56,027 It's not like we have much to lose. 432 00:30:56,059 --> 00:30:57,394 No, just our lives. 433 00:30:57,429 --> 00:30:59,663 But, hey, we're living on stolen time anyway, 434 00:30:59,698 --> 00:31:03,333 so why not take it for granted and dive headlong into shark-infested waters 435 00:31:03,334 --> 00:31:05,134 that will undoubtedly lead us back to the man 436 00:31:05,135 --> 00:31:06,938 who permanently disfigured us 437 00:31:06,971 --> 00:31:09,140 and lied to us about it for decades? 438 00:31:09,173 --> 00:31:13,111 We're the ones who don't get involved. Remember? 439 00:31:15,511 --> 00:31:18,048 No more hiding. 440 00:31:36,032 --> 00:31:39,368 Kay... 441 00:31:39,403 --> 00:31:40,404 Stay here. 442 00:31:40,438 --> 00:31:43,907 Sweet, sweet baby... Baby... 443 00:31:43,941 --> 00:31:45,276 Who's there? 444 00:31:45,309 --> 00:31:48,412 No, Kay. Don't forget. 445 00:31:48,444 --> 00:31:50,213 You can't forget. 446 00:31:50,248 --> 00:31:52,048 I'll get her, Jane. 447 00:31:52,083 --> 00:31:53,931 Don't worry. 448 00:31:55,586 --> 00:31:56,354 Kay... 449 00:31:56,355 --> 00:31:57,520 Come here, monkey. 450 00:31:57,521 --> 00:32:00,724 Sweet, sweet baby... Baby... 451 00:32:00,759 --> 00:32:03,726 I know you think this is how it has to be, 452 00:32:03,727 --> 00:32:06,096 but this isn't healing, Jane. 453 00:32:06,130 --> 00:32:11,130 Forgetting and hiding isn't healing. 454 00:32:11,935 --> 00:32:16,305 You have to go up. 455 00:32:16,306 --> 00:32:20,111 I can't. 456 00:32:20,144 --> 00:32:22,980 We're safer here. 457 00:32:23,013 --> 00:32:25,950 We're happy, aren't we? 458 00:32:36,693 --> 00:32:37,894 What the fuck! 459 00:32:39,163 --> 00:32:43,962 - Uh... Hi. Uh... - What the fuck? 460 00:32:44,602 --> 00:32:48,705 You're the one who's been bringing me cold food this whole time? 461 00:32:48,739 --> 00:32:50,074 For months? 462 00:32:50,106 --> 00:32:52,711 Um... 463 00:32:52,743 --> 00:32:55,213 Well, yeah, when I'm not busy. I'm busy a lot, you know. 464 00:32:55,247 --> 00:32:58,682 There just happens to be a food truck where I'm busy most, and I, um... 465 00:32:58,717 --> 00:33:01,251 I mean, it's not like I could eat any of it. 466 00:33:01,285 --> 00:33:03,488 Thanks. 467 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:06,022 Might be a little soggy. 468 00:33:06,057 --> 00:33:08,226 I tripped. Manhole just came out of... 469 00:33:08,259 --> 00:33:10,161 Do you hear that music too? 470 00:33:10,193 --> 00:33:12,762 All morning. 471 00:33:12,796 --> 00:33:15,567 You, uh... 472 00:33:15,599 --> 00:33:18,035 You wanna go fuck up whoever's playing it? 473 00:33:18,068 --> 00:33:19,903 Fuck, yeah! 474 00:33:49,133 --> 00:33:51,602 So, my timing might be shit here, 475 00:33:51,603 --> 00:33:55,239 but I, for one, am grateful a disembodied Chumbawamba 476 00:33:55,272 --> 00:33:57,842 has brought us all back together. 477 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,697 Can I just say there better be a good fucking reason why we're here? 478 00:34:18,730 --> 00:34:23,001 And it better be to turn off that fucking song. 479 00:34:23,034 --> 00:34:25,579 Because honestly, I'd rather stick sharks in my vagina 480 00:34:25,603 --> 00:34:27,605 than be in the same zip code as you. 481 00:34:27,639 --> 00:34:31,842 It's Mr. Nobody. He's kidnapped Danny. 482 00:34:31,876 --> 00:34:36,146 - So, rescue Danny. - I can't. 483 00:34:36,179 --> 00:34:38,730 I need your help. 484 00:34:50,293 --> 00:34:54,798 A long time ago, I had a daughter. 485 00:34:54,833 --> 00:34:58,936 She's extraordinary and everything to me, 486 00:34:58,969 --> 00:35:02,072 and I'm afraid... 487 00:35:02,106 --> 00:35:06,456 she is a danger to all of us. 488 00:35:07,644 --> 00:35:11,614 All I ever wanted was to live one day longer than she did, 489 00:35:11,648 --> 00:35:13,884 to protect her. 490 00:35:13,918 --> 00:35:17,621 To protect others. 491 00:35:17,655 --> 00:35:22,655 That's why I created each one of you. 492 00:35:27,164 --> 00:35:32,164 I need to study any means possible of extending my own life. 493 00:35:34,371 --> 00:35:39,110 So, we were lab rats. Just like Mr. Nobody said. 494 00:35:39,143 --> 00:35:43,014 Yes, at first. I can't deny that. 495 00:35:43,047 --> 00:35:47,684 Okay, I'm sorry, but invoking your daughter now, 496 00:35:47,717 --> 00:35:49,085 it's fucking evil. 497 00:35:49,119 --> 00:35:50,288 It's the truth. 498 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,590 I hid her for years on Danny, 499 00:35:52,623 --> 00:35:57,623 who graciously accepted to be her caretaker. 500 00:35:57,699 --> 00:35:59,862 Somehow, 501 00:35:59,896 --> 00:36:02,431 Mr. Nobody 502 00:36:02,432 --> 00:36:04,335 has found out about her, 503 00:36:04,367 --> 00:36:09,367 and he's trapped them both inside this painting. 504 00:36:11,007 --> 00:36:15,079 Please. 505 00:36:15,112 --> 00:36:18,349 She's all I've got left. 506 00:36:18,382 --> 00:36:21,686 Tell you what. I'll help you with your daughter 507 00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:25,289 as soon as you invent a time machine 508 00:36:25,322 --> 00:36:29,360 that gets me back the 30 years I lost with mine. 509 00:36:29,393 --> 00:36:34,099 Till then, fuck you forever! 510 00:36:34,132 --> 00:36:37,500 And Danny? You're just gonna turn your back on them? 511 00:36:37,501 --> 00:36:39,002 Even though they had no part in this? 512 00:36:39,003 --> 00:36:43,039 I'm sorry, what part of "fuck you forever" was in Hebrew? 513 00:36:43,074 --> 00:36:45,577 I'll do it. 514 00:36:45,610 --> 00:36:48,246 For Danny. Even your daughter. 515 00:36:50,014 --> 00:36:52,182 Not for you. 516 00:36:52,215 --> 00:36:54,585 Wait! You're doing this? 517 00:36:54,619 --> 00:36:57,320 Niles Caulder, you're an awful, 518 00:36:57,355 --> 00:37:01,760 vermin-infested, garbage... person. 519 00:37:01,793 --> 00:37:05,329 But so help me, I'm going into that painting too. 520 00:37:05,362 --> 00:37:07,664 I was terrible as a human being, 521 00:37:07,699 --> 00:37:12,070 and even worse as an acting teacher. 522 00:37:12,103 --> 00:37:16,440 The only time I don't feel like a complete asshole 523 00:37:16,474 --> 00:37:19,811 is when I'm dealing with... 524 00:37:19,844 --> 00:37:23,614 whatever you would call this foolishness. 525 00:37:23,646 --> 00:37:25,248 Larry. 526 00:37:25,282 --> 00:37:27,750 Does my opinion even matter? 527 00:37:27,751 --> 00:37:28,954 Cliff. 528 00:37:28,987 --> 00:37:31,921 Great! Now I'm the fucking asshole who's a fucking asshole 529 00:37:31,922 --> 00:37:33,624 if I don't walk into the fucking painting. 530 00:37:33,625 --> 00:37:35,899 Of course I'm gonna fucking walk into the fucking painting, 531 00:37:35,900 --> 00:37:36,924 because, let's be honest, 532 00:37:36,925 --> 00:37:40,163 who the fuck else is enough of a fucking asshole to walk into a fucking painting? 533 00:37:40,164 --> 00:37:42,599 Let's go! 534 00:37:42,634 --> 00:37:46,704 Okay, so get into the painting... somehow, 535 00:37:46,737 --> 00:37:49,172 and then rescue Danny and your daughter somehow. 536 00:37:49,206 --> 00:37:50,842 Getting in is gonna be the easy part. 537 00:37:50,875 --> 00:37:52,844 It's the getting out that's gonna be tricky. 538 00:37:52,876 --> 00:37:54,746 Why? What do we have to do? 539 00:37:54,778 --> 00:37:57,780 I don't know. That's why it's gonna be tricky. 540 00:37:57,815 --> 00:38:00,585 Ah. Okay. 541 00:38:02,052 --> 00:38:04,489 So, what do we do? Just stare at this thing? 542 00:38:04,521 --> 00:38:06,891 Keep staring. Keep staring. 543 00:38:14,565 --> 00:38:16,300 Where is everyone? 544 00:38:18,436 --> 00:38:22,005 Danny, you okay? What's going... 545 00:38:22,039 --> 00:38:25,789 Uh, can't see. All right. 546 00:38:31,248 --> 00:38:33,050 Danny, what about her? 547 00:38:33,083 --> 00:38:34,485 She safe? 548 00:38:36,521 --> 00:38:38,170 Uh... Guys? 549 00:38:47,297 --> 00:38:51,402 What the hell is that? 550 00:38:51,434 --> 00:38:54,204 Now comes your reckoning! 551 00:38:54,237 --> 00:38:55,606 Oh, God. 552 00:38:55,639 --> 00:38:59,076 Behold! I am His right hand. 553 00:38:59,108 --> 00:39:02,313 His scythe! Use me, Father! 554 00:39:02,346 --> 00:39:07,217 I am your disciple, your fifth horseman! 555 00:39:07,251 --> 00:39:08,550 Take cover! 556 00:39:11,688 --> 00:39:14,190 Shit! Shit! 557 00:39:14,224 --> 00:39:15,458 Shit! 558 00:39:15,492 --> 00:39:20,492 Shit! Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! 559 00:39:26,302 --> 00:39:28,405 I'm so sorry, Danny boy! 560 00:39:28,438 --> 00:39:30,708 Oh, my God. Danny was right. You came. 561 00:39:30,742 --> 00:39:32,676 I'm so happy to see you guys. 562 00:39:32,677 --> 00:39:34,243 Man, what the hell are you doing? 563 00:39:35,780 --> 00:39:38,648 I fucked up. I fucked up. 564 00:39:38,682 --> 00:39:42,119 I fucked up so hard. 565 00:39:42,152 --> 00:39:44,554 I was happy here, you know. 566 00:39:44,588 --> 00:39:47,759 This guy shows up, Mr. Nobody, offering me 567 00:39:47,791 --> 00:39:52,128 bags of Lincoln, da Vinci, ZZ Top. 568 00:39:52,161 --> 00:39:55,666 Their beards tasted so good. 569 00:39:55,699 --> 00:39:59,336 And I told him... 570 00:39:59,369 --> 00:40:01,505 I told him everything. 571 00:40:01,539 --> 00:40:06,344 You sold her out. 572 00:40:15,353 --> 00:40:16,951 What did you do? 573 00:40:16,952 --> 00:40:18,389 What did I do? 574 00:40:18,422 --> 00:40:21,960 I mean, sure, I trapped Danny in this goddamn painting 575 00:40:21,992 --> 00:40:25,962 before realizing that it would turn me into this... 576 00:40:25,963 --> 00:40:27,197 this husk! 577 00:40:27,231 --> 00:40:29,733 All I wanted to do 578 00:40:29,766 --> 00:40:32,036 was to meet that Cro-Magnon squeeze of yours, 579 00:40:32,070 --> 00:40:34,271 and lo and behold, all that remains 580 00:40:34,306 --> 00:40:37,809 is an adorable, almighty chip off the old block. 581 00:40:37,842 --> 00:40:40,478 If you so much as harmed a hair on her head... 582 00:40:43,215 --> 00:40:48,052 She enlarged those two backstabbing vermin! 583 00:40:48,085 --> 00:40:50,989 Have you ever tried talking sense to a pest 584 00:40:51,021 --> 00:40:55,225 while he enjoys his very own re-enactment of a Kaiju movie? 585 00:40:55,226 --> 00:40:56,360 It is impossible! 586 00:40:56,393 --> 00:40:58,396 Shut up! Look, we need a plan. 587 00:40:58,429 --> 00:41:00,931 Look, we were the only people in this whole entire world 588 00:41:00,965 --> 00:41:03,235 who got Danny's SOS and followed it here. 589 00:41:03,268 --> 00:41:05,936 We're standing inside the heart of a sentient street, 590 00:41:05,969 --> 00:41:08,672 inside a magic painting with a giant-ass cockroach, 591 00:41:08,706 --> 00:41:09,907 a guy who hunts beards, and... 592 00:41:09,940 --> 00:41:12,175 And an inter-dimensional fuck-up. 593 00:41:14,012 --> 00:41:16,047 If anybody's gonna save Danny 594 00:41:16,081 --> 00:41:19,483 and the Chief's daughter, it's gonna be us. 595 00:41:19,516 --> 00:41:22,967 Fine. What's this plan? 596 00:41:27,458 --> 00:41:30,295 This way. Quickly! 597 00:41:30,327 --> 00:41:35,266 She's in the Doll Hospital, down the stairs. 598 00:41:35,298 --> 00:41:36,900 That wasn't so bad. 599 00:41:36,934 --> 00:41:39,804 Maybe the giant roach found a giant turd to chow down on 600 00:41:39,836 --> 00:41:43,074 and forgot all about us. 601 00:41:47,744 --> 00:41:49,713 It's the roach, isn't it? 602 00:41:59,155 --> 00:42:02,159 Oh, fuck my life! 603 00:42:02,192 --> 00:42:06,297 Jane, run! 604 00:42:06,329 --> 00:42:07,664 The fuck! 605 00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:20,811 Come and get it, asshole! 606 00:42:20,844 --> 00:42:23,695 Oh, shit. Oh, shit! 607 00:42:27,784 --> 00:42:30,353 No. Find my daughter. 608 00:42:30,387 --> 00:42:33,686 The Doll Hospital. Go. 609 00:42:49,507 --> 00:42:53,409 I was supposed to be the villain 610 00:42:53,443 --> 00:42:57,648 of this shitty piece. 611 00:42:57,681 --> 00:43:00,784 I was bested by a little girl, 612 00:43:00,818 --> 00:43:04,454 and thrown out of my own criminal organization 613 00:43:04,487 --> 00:43:08,492 by a rat and a roach. 614 00:43:08,525 --> 00:43:11,327 Me... 615 00:43:11,362 --> 00:43:14,032 The big bad. The black hat. 616 00:43:14,065 --> 00:43:17,835 You can't make this shit up! 617 00:43:17,869 --> 00:43:22,472 Yesterday, a 13-year-old girl told me to fuck my face with a weed-whacker. 618 00:43:24,407 --> 00:43:27,378 Congratulations. 619 00:43:27,411 --> 00:43:29,480 We both suck. 620 00:43:29,512 --> 00:43:31,181 That's one way to tell the story. 621 00:43:31,215 --> 00:43:32,516 It's the truth. 622 00:43:32,550 --> 00:43:34,885 It's the past. 623 00:43:34,918 --> 00:43:38,521 The future is still yours for the making. 624 00:43:38,556 --> 00:43:41,592 Why? What's the point? 625 00:43:41,626 --> 00:43:45,329 I know what it's like to be a nobody. 626 00:43:45,362 --> 00:43:49,134 But as bad as that felt, I'd rather be nobody than nothing. 627 00:43:49,166 --> 00:43:51,369 And that is exactly what you're going to be 628 00:43:51,402 --> 00:43:54,472 if you don't quit feeling sorry for yourself. 629 00:43:54,505 --> 00:43:55,806 You don't give a shit about me. 630 00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,409 You're only saying all of this to save your own tuchus. 631 00:44:00,478 --> 00:44:03,447 That is... 100% true. 632 00:44:03,481 --> 00:44:05,449 But think about it this way, 633 00:44:05,483 --> 00:44:09,353 if you give up now, your story is a forgettable, 634 00:44:09,385 --> 00:44:13,291 disappointing defeat, 635 00:44:13,324 --> 00:44:16,628 but if you take up your narration once again, 636 00:44:16,661 --> 00:44:22,866 you can turn your tale into something beloved by all, 637 00:44:22,867 --> 00:44:27,304 told and retold time after time. 638 00:44:27,338 --> 00:44:31,674 A comeback. 639 00:44:31,675 --> 00:44:35,246 What do you want me to do? 640 00:44:45,422 --> 00:44:48,458 There he stood, 641 00:44:48,492 --> 00:44:51,929 anointed with purpose. Ezekiel! 642 00:44:51,963 --> 00:44:55,532 Born of the most Herculean and timeless of creatures. 643 00:44:55,565 --> 00:44:57,467 Father, is that you? 644 00:44:57,501 --> 00:44:58,603 No. 645 00:44:58,637 --> 00:45:01,572 Ezekiel realized that it wasn't God, it couldn't be, 646 00:45:01,605 --> 00:45:04,576 because he was God all along. 647 00:45:04,608 --> 00:45:08,679 - Huh? - For who else was more powerful than the cockroach? 648 00:45:08,713 --> 00:45:13,317 Who else could survive mass extinctions, plagues, and nuclear explosions? 649 00:45:13,349 --> 00:45:14,485 No one! 650 00:45:14,518 --> 00:45:16,820 Only I, only Ezekiel. 651 00:45:16,853 --> 00:45:18,889 And if he wanted Armageddon, 652 00:45:18,922 --> 00:45:22,393 he would have to manifest Revelations himself! 653 00:45:22,425 --> 00:45:24,628 Yes! I am ready! 654 00:45:24,663 --> 00:45:27,898 Now was the time for the meek to inherit the Earth. 655 00:45:27,931 --> 00:45:31,668 It was time for the meek to devour it. 656 00:45:31,702 --> 00:45:32,869 Devour? 657 00:45:32,903 --> 00:45:36,541 Ugh. Three o'clock. Behind the BMW. 658 00:45:36,574 --> 00:45:40,811 Why, a god would not be sated on scraps of guano alone. 659 00:45:40,844 --> 00:45:42,780 Ezekiel had a new appetite. 660 00:45:42,813 --> 00:45:44,782 He desired to eat... 661 00:45:44,815 --> 00:45:46,583 ...the world. 662 00:45:46,617 --> 00:45:48,219 Yes! 663 00:45:48,253 --> 00:45:51,422 Now having tasted the great Cyborg, 664 00:45:51,456 --> 00:45:54,157 Ezekiel's craving for power grew. 665 00:45:54,192 --> 00:45:56,760 I am become God! 666 00:45:56,793 --> 00:45:58,996 Destroyer of worlds! 667 00:46:03,367 --> 00:46:07,972 Of all the stupid ways I expected to die, 668 00:46:08,005 --> 00:46:12,376 getting eaten by a Godzilla-rat never made the list. 669 00:46:12,409 --> 00:46:15,045 I don't know. Maybe I deserve this. 670 00:46:15,079 --> 00:46:17,981 I was a shitty dad and a worse husband. 671 00:46:18,014 --> 00:46:20,050 Uh, let's see, what else? 672 00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:26,891 Okay, yeah. But those two other things, they aren't that bad. 673 00:46:29,827 --> 00:46:32,362 I mean, lots of people suck at relationships and parenting. 674 00:46:32,396 --> 00:46:34,797 Doesn't mean they're sucky people, does it? 675 00:46:34,798 --> 00:46:36,265 Because if I had another chance with Clara, 676 00:46:36,266 --> 00:46:38,835 I know I'd do so much better. 677 00:46:38,869 --> 00:46:40,739 So, why shouldn't I get a second chance? 678 00:46:40,771 --> 00:46:44,107 Why do I deserve to be slowly digested by a giant fucking rodent? 679 00:46:44,108 --> 00:46:47,443 'Cause I don't think I do. I don't fucking deserve this! 680 00:46:47,478 --> 00:46:48,813 Maybe nobody does. 681 00:46:48,846 --> 00:46:51,282 I do not deserve this shit. 682 00:46:51,315 --> 00:46:54,719 I do not deserve this shit! 683 00:46:54,751 --> 00:46:57,989 I do not deserve this shit! 684 00:47:00,291 --> 00:47:02,527 Okay, you heard Vic's plan. 685 00:47:02,561 --> 00:47:06,463 You're gonna find us a way out of here. I know you are. 686 00:47:06,496 --> 00:47:08,331 Negative Spirit, release! 687 00:47:39,530 --> 00:47:41,965 Hello? 688 00:47:41,998 --> 00:47:44,168 I'm Jane. 689 00:47:44,202 --> 00:47:46,871 Niles sent me to come get you. 690 00:48:05,623 --> 00:48:07,023 Good job. 691 00:48:07,057 --> 00:48:09,860 Looks like I'm up. 692 00:48:09,894 --> 00:48:13,261 Just as soon as everyone's inside the giant cockroach. 693 00:48:13,262 --> 00:48:14,262 Rita! 694 00:48:26,277 --> 00:48:30,581 I know you better than you know yourself, Ezekiel. 695 00:48:30,614 --> 00:48:35,614 You wanna pick me up in those strong arms and devour me whole. 696 00:48:36,655 --> 00:48:40,757 Oh, God. This is gonna be worse than the donkey, isn't it? 697 00:48:47,563 --> 00:48:49,166 I get it. 698 00:48:49,199 --> 00:48:53,250 I have a friend, Baby Doll. 699 00:48:54,471 --> 00:48:56,907 She's like us. 700 00:48:56,940 --> 00:48:59,344 She gets scared too. 701 00:48:59,376 --> 00:49:01,512 And your dad used to sing her this song 702 00:49:01,545 --> 00:49:05,248 that always made her feel better. 703 00:49:50,661 --> 00:49:53,931 Not even a hawk? 704 00:49:53,963 --> 00:49:58,764 With its loud and mighty squawk? 705 00:50:02,940 --> 00:50:04,590 Come, dear. 706 00:50:11,016 --> 00:50:16,016 Shall we go see what the inside of a cockroach looks like? 707 00:50:45,416 --> 00:50:48,385 Wait, wait, Cliff. What about Cliff? 708 00:50:48,418 --> 00:50:50,954 Oh, shit. Cliff. 709 00:50:50,987 --> 00:50:54,590 I do not deserve this shit! 710 00:50:54,625 --> 00:50:55,826 Ugh. Gross. 711 00:50:55,860 --> 00:50:57,795 Um, okay. 712 00:50:57,827 --> 00:51:00,097 Okay, I'm just vamping here. 713 00:51:00,130 --> 00:51:01,465 Then... 714 00:51:01,498 --> 00:51:05,998 Then Ezekiel noticed Whiskers. 715 00:51:06,903 --> 00:51:11,403 I mean, he really noticed him. 716 00:51:15,313 --> 00:51:19,684 Why, he had been so busy 717 00:51:19,717 --> 00:51:22,519 becoming the architect of the Apocalypse and all, 718 00:51:22,554 --> 00:51:25,698 that he had failed to see what was right before his eyes, 719 00:51:25,699 --> 00:51:27,158 but there he was. 720 00:51:27,159 --> 00:51:32,562 Ezekiel's right hand in the destruction of this loathsome world. 721 00:51:32,563 --> 00:51:35,099 Another meek and forgotten creature. 722 00:51:35,132 --> 00:51:37,434 It was as if a soul had been split in two, 723 00:51:37,467 --> 00:51:39,936 and they were finding their way back together again. 724 00:51:39,969 --> 00:51:42,172 The yearning was palpable. 725 00:51:42,206 --> 00:51:44,208 It was intoxicating. 726 00:51:48,179 --> 00:51:51,483 Really? Oh, Whiskers! 727 00:51:51,516 --> 00:51:55,052 It was in that moment that Ezekiel lost all other appetite, 728 00:51:55,085 --> 00:51:57,855 he hungered for one thing 729 00:51:57,887 --> 00:51:59,923 and one thing only, 730 00:51:59,956 --> 00:52:02,159 and that was... 731 00:52:02,193 --> 00:52:04,143 rat-a-tushie. 732 00:52:19,476 --> 00:52:21,378 Oh! Gotta make it into the cockroach. 733 00:52:21,411 --> 00:52:23,313 Gotta make it into the cockroach. 734 00:52:23,347 --> 00:52:25,315 Gotta make it into the cockroach. 735 00:52:25,349 --> 00:52:27,650 Oh, God! Oh, fuck me! 736 00:52:35,025 --> 00:52:38,130 Now knowing that his greatest fear was also his greatest power, 737 00:52:38,163 --> 00:52:43,163 Larry knew it was time to rip through this impenetrable dimension. 738 00:52:50,340 --> 00:52:53,677 All of the pieces were clicking into place. 739 00:52:53,710 --> 00:52:58,710 The story's riveting end was finally upon us. 740 00:53:01,052 --> 00:53:04,088 So, the cockroach eats them to protect them from the radiation, 741 00:53:04,121 --> 00:53:08,925 I get that. But what happens to us? 742 00:53:08,958 --> 00:53:09,960 Oh, shi... 743 00:53:13,396 --> 00:53:16,099 Miscreants! Dissenters! 744 00:53:16,132 --> 00:53:18,503 Did they think they could destroy me? 745 00:53:18,536 --> 00:53:21,907 Nay, the Apocalypse is my bedfellow. 746 00:53:21,940 --> 00:53:26,244 Nuclear radiation, a mere gentle kiss upon my back. 747 00:53:26,277 --> 00:53:29,780 I cannot die for I am death! 748 00:53:29,813 --> 00:53:32,516 I am the beginning, the end, the... 749 00:53:44,027 --> 00:53:45,228 Everybody okay? 750 00:53:45,262 --> 00:53:47,398 Nothing that an hour-long shower 751 00:53:47,431 --> 00:53:52,431 and a whiskey on the rocks won't fix. 752 00:53:52,670 --> 00:53:56,172 - Is that... - Yes. 753 00:53:56,206 --> 00:53:59,806 It's all right, darling. 754 00:54:01,711 --> 00:54:04,014 Everyone... 755 00:54:04,047 --> 00:54:07,784 this is my daughter, Dorothy. 756 00:54:07,818 --> 00:54:09,420 Dorothy Spinner. 757 00:54:09,454 --> 00:54:12,023 Uh, guys... 758 00:54:12,056 --> 00:54:15,726 I'm gonna suggest maybe we deal with the issue at hand here, 759 00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:17,963 and then meet the world's most powerful little girl. 760 00:54:17,996 --> 00:54:20,465 What the fuck? Are you fucking kidding me? 761 00:54:20,498 --> 00:54:22,233 Are you fucking kidding me? 762 00:54:22,266 --> 00:54:25,434 Are you fucking kidding me!