1 00:00:01,275 --> 00:00:03,511 [theme music playing] 2 00:01:11,177 --> 00:01:13,315 {\an8}- [alarm blaring] - [electronic voice] Intruders detected. 3 00:01:14,281 --> 00:01:15,483 {\an8}Intruders detected. 4 00:01:21,222 --> 00:01:23,960 [Laura's voice echoes] 5 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:29,697 Okay, you need to help me pick up this twat's scribblings so that we can skedaddle. 6 00:01:29,697 --> 00:01:31,935 Rita, I realize that you're having 7 00:01:31,935 --> 00:01:34,569 some kind of a dis-associative episode right now, 8 00:01:34,569 --> 00:01:39,208 but would you please re-associate and... and fucking help me? 9 00:01:39,941 --> 00:01:41,911 Bendy, please! 10 00:01:41,911 --> 00:01:43,546 [woman over PA system] Would the death squad report to cell block D? 11 00:01:43,546 --> 00:01:45,448 Death squad to cell block D. 12 00:01:45,448 --> 00:01:46,916 [whispers] Death squad. 13 00:01:46,916 --> 00:01:48,217 - [PA system] Thank you. - [Rita] Maybe we should. 14 00:01:48,217 --> 00:01:49,685 Yeah, maybe. 15 00:01:49,685 --> 00:01:50,786 But, how do we... 16 00:01:52,153 --> 00:01:55,524 Oh, I've got it. I've got it. 17 00:01:55,524 --> 00:01:57,493 [electronic voice] Intruders detected. 18 00:01:57,493 --> 00:02:00,096 - [alarm continues blaring] - Intruders detected. 19 00:02:00,096 --> 00:02:04,500 Intruders detected. 20 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:08,004 [Rita] Can't you move any faster? We're completely exposed here. 21 00:02:08,004 --> 00:02:11,240 [Laura] I'm a suitcase! 22 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:14,577 - [Laura] Bloody ball sacks! We've got company. - [Rita] Is it the death squad? 23 00:02:14,577 --> 00:02:17,413 - [Laura shushes] - [Rita] Shit! Shit! Shit! 24 00:02:18,612 --> 00:02:20,349 [squad member] Colonel Samsonite. 25 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:24,253 [electronic voice] Intruders detected. Intruders detected. 26 00:02:24,253 --> 00:02:26,722 [Laura laughing] 27 00:02:28,956 --> 00:02:30,759 [electronic voice] Intruders detected. 28 00:02:39,300 --> 00:02:42,838 So, how's that plan coming along, Clifford? 29 00:02:42,838 --> 00:02:44,540 [Cliff] Got 'em right where I want 'em. 30 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:46,342 [Vic] What are you guys even doing here? 31 00:02:46,342 --> 00:02:48,411 How about a thanks for coming to help your captured asses? 32 00:02:48,411 --> 00:02:51,014 [Cliff] Technically, we only came to get Jane's longevity back. 33 00:02:51,014 --> 00:02:53,416 But we probably would've tried to help you. If there was time. 34 00:02:53,416 --> 00:02:55,218 [Vic] Right, sorry. Thanks for the help. 35 00:02:55,218 --> 00:02:56,819 When did you plan on starting, by the way? 36 00:02:56,819 --> 00:02:59,388 With the helping. Just wanna make sure I don't miss it. 37 00:03:03,891 --> 00:03:05,661 [Derick] Look, we're all stuck in here now. 38 00:03:05,661 --> 00:03:07,296 Maybe instead of picking at each other, 39 00:03:07,296 --> 00:03:09,632 we can try to be more solution oriented. 40 00:03:09,632 --> 00:03:11,634 Find a way how to get outta here. 41 00:03:13,167 --> 00:03:14,904 Who's got ideas? 42 00:03:14,904 --> 00:03:18,307 You telling us how to do superhero shit? 43 00:03:18,307 --> 00:03:20,376 You fucking Boy Scout. [chuckles] 44 00:03:20,376 --> 00:03:24,380 - Don't fuck with our process. - Yeah. [laughs] 45 00:03:26,882 --> 00:03:28,251 Welcome to my world. 46 00:03:35,622 --> 00:03:40,663 Ay, but let me know when you guys want a problem solved. 'Cause I have an idea. 47 00:03:43,231 --> 00:03:45,668 [scoffing] What the fuck is that? 48 00:03:45,668 --> 00:03:46,602 A rock. 49 00:03:49,237 --> 00:03:50,706 [rumbling] 50 00:03:54,141 --> 00:03:58,781 - Oh yeah! Rock beats scissors, motherfuckers! [laughs] - Nice! 51 00:03:59,647 --> 00:04:01,884 Not bad, for a normie. 52 00:04:01,884 --> 00:04:04,620 Told ya I had 'em right where i wanted 'em. 53 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:05,621 [grunts] 54 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:10,293 Let's go get my stolen longevity. 55 00:04:10,293 --> 00:04:11,427 What about Larry? 56 00:04:11,927 --> 00:04:13,162 Oh, right. 57 00:04:13,162 --> 00:04:14,363 Ay, we got him. 58 00:04:15,096 --> 00:04:16,232 [Cliff] Sweet. 59 00:04:16,232 --> 00:04:17,633 Smell you fools later. 60 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:25,608 [Laura] Oh, my God. My insides feel so weird. 61 00:04:25,608 --> 00:04:28,877 Like my liver's where my lungs should be. 62 00:04:28,877 --> 00:04:33,616 Did you move anything around when you were inside me? 63 00:04:38,719 --> 00:04:40,423 We said we don't know that he's dead. 64 00:04:42,290 --> 00:04:43,692 We don't know that he's not. 65 00:04:45,492 --> 00:04:46,930 You know, when you kill a fly, 66 00:04:46,930 --> 00:04:48,464 what do you see? 67 00:04:48,464 --> 00:04:51,634 Bit of blood, some white goo. 68 00:04:51,634 --> 00:04:57,806 Maybe a broken leg or two mixed in with some crumpled wings that may never fly again. 69 00:05:01,141 --> 00:05:04,447 Point is, is that if he, you know, he really had killed him, 70 00:05:04,447 --> 00:05:07,583 then there'd be, you know, he'd have left something disgusting behind. 71 00:05:08,315 --> 00:05:09,618 Like blood. 72 00:05:09,618 --> 00:05:12,488 Feces, droplets of urine sort of thing. 73 00:05:13,621 --> 00:05:15,491 You mean, like this? 74 00:05:17,124 --> 00:05:18,094 [mouthing] Fuck. 75 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:19,795 Um... 76 00:05:21,328 --> 00:05:24,400 You know what? We should just focus on something else. 77 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:29,705 Like this mountain of papers we brought back. 78 00:05:29,705 --> 00:05:35,945 Maybe there's something in here that will tell us about this, you know, Immortus fellow. 79 00:05:35,945 --> 00:05:39,015 Um, we may have more immediate fish to fillet. 80 00:05:42,015 --> 00:05:46,289 [Reads note] Gone to Orqwith for J's longevity. 81 00:05:46,289 --> 00:05:50,526 And rescue Larry if there's time. 82 00:05:50,526 --> 00:05:52,929 That's it. Larry's longevity, gone. 83 00:05:52,929 --> 00:05:54,397 Well, we don't know that for sure. 84 00:05:54,397 --> 00:05:56,565 It's Larry. Trust me, it's gone. 85 00:05:57,031 --> 00:05:58,267 [sighs] 86 00:05:58,267 --> 00:06:00,569 Cliff's officially the last longevital man standing. 87 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:05,241 Uh-uh. And he's just marched his metal tuchus into the lion's den. 88 00:06:05,241 --> 00:06:07,710 We have to go after them. 89 00:06:07,710 --> 00:06:09,946 - Does this note tell us how they got there? - No. 90 00:06:09,946 --> 00:06:13,116 It's a stupid note. This is a stupid note. 91 00:06:14,782 --> 00:06:16,986 Okay. Well, fine. Back to plan A. 92 00:06:16,986 --> 00:06:22,291 We'll go through Wally's papers and, uh, see if there's... there's a map or something. 93 00:06:22,291 --> 00:06:26,529 Some kind of map that would give us, um, you know... 94 00:06:26,529 --> 00:06:27,863 Best of luck to you. 95 00:06:27,863 --> 00:06:30,266 Um, okay, where... where are you going? 96 00:06:30,266 --> 00:06:33,736 Upstairs. To quietly expire. 97 00:06:33,736 --> 00:06:36,072 Right. Well, you go enjoy your nap. 98 00:06:36,072 --> 00:06:39,842 Whilst I look at this shite art. I mean, what the fuck? 99 00:06:41,975 --> 00:06:44,613 [Cliff] Okay, I get we're looking for your longevity. 100 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:47,516 But what the fuck does your longevity even look like? 101 00:06:47,516 --> 00:06:48,817 [Jane] Fuck if I know. 102 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:51,454 [Cliff] What do you remember? 103 00:06:54,890 --> 00:06:56,025 Purple. 104 00:06:56,025 --> 00:06:58,527 Purple, wha... That's it? That's all you remember? 105 00:06:58,527 --> 00:07:01,197 I was a fucking baby! 106 00:07:07,068 --> 00:07:10,173 - [Cliff] Oh, shit. - [Jane] And there it is. 107 00:07:11,972 --> 00:07:14,143 How the fuck are we gonna get past these 108 00:07:14,143 --> 00:07:16,079 beauty school dropouts? 109 00:07:16,079 --> 00:07:20,749 Also, how do they dress themselves. Or pee? 110 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:27,856 What? 111 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:37,133 Hey! Edward Scissorfucks! 112 00:07:37,133 --> 00:07:39,168 Listen up, fuckos! 113 00:07:39,168 --> 00:07:41,104 Back away from the lava lamp. 114 00:07:41,104 --> 00:07:44,873 Or I'll fuck the tinman's longevity into kingdom come. 115 00:07:44,873 --> 00:07:47,610 - Tinman, really? - Shut up, R2-dipshit. 116 00:07:47,610 --> 00:07:49,878 That's my girl. 117 00:07:49,878 --> 00:07:51,475 [Wally] No need for that, friend. 118 00:07:52,313 --> 00:07:53,516 [Cliff] What the fuck? 119 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:54,918 You again? 120 00:07:54,918 --> 00:07:57,153 I have something to offer you, Mr. Steele. 121 00:07:58,619 --> 00:08:00,823 A world of possibilities. 122 00:08:00,823 --> 00:08:02,591 [Cliff] Fuck's that supposed to mean? 123 00:08:02,591 --> 00:08:05,828 It doesn't fucking matter because we're not fucking interested. 124 00:08:05,828 --> 00:08:08,331 - Yeah. - So you can go fuck yourself into oblivion. 125 00:08:08,331 --> 00:08:09,732 Fuck yeah! 126 00:08:09,732 --> 00:08:12,201 Is that true, Cliff? 127 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:16,405 Are you not interested in seeing the limitless potentialities 128 00:08:16,405 --> 00:08:18,307 that Immortus has to offer you? 129 00:08:18,307 --> 00:08:21,144 - Mm. - A future, Cliff. 130 00:08:21,144 --> 00:08:26,282 Which, from what I understand, you don't have much of at the moment. 131 00:08:26,282 --> 00:08:28,851 [Cliff] Um... 132 00:08:28,851 --> 00:08:32,655 Fucking A right, he's not interested. Tell 'em, Cliff. 133 00:08:32,655 --> 00:08:36,492 - Err... - Cliff! 134 00:08:36,492 --> 00:08:41,864 I mean, we could, just, you know, just listen to the guy, right? 135 00:08:41,864 --> 00:08:45,334 [Jane] What? What the fuck are you talking about? 136 00:08:45,334 --> 00:08:48,737 [Cliff sighs] Go on. 137 00:09:06,721 --> 00:09:08,157 Hey, is that something? 138 00:09:10,524 --> 00:09:13,762 [Vic] I know that blue glow. That's Larry and Keeg. 139 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:16,232 [Deric] So how do we get around those guys? 140 00:09:17,764 --> 00:09:20,403 [Vic] Man, I fucking hate those guys. 141 00:09:20,403 --> 00:09:21,770 Can you drop some more boulders? 142 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:23,539 [Derick] Nah, there's too many of 'em. 143 00:09:23,539 --> 00:09:24,873 You wanna get to your boys, 144 00:09:25,941 --> 00:09:27,243 we're gonna have to fight. 145 00:09:37,784 --> 00:09:39,888 My arm cannon? Why'd you draw that? 146 00:09:39,888 --> 00:09:42,825 Are you kidding me? 'Cause it's fucking dope. 147 00:09:54,035 --> 00:09:55,271 Damn... 148 00:09:58,472 --> 00:10:01,677 Here, you take it. 149 00:10:01,677 --> 00:10:06,882 Thanks, but... I was thinking it might look pretty badass on you. 150 00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:09,085 Really? 151 00:10:10,051 --> 00:10:10,920 Yeah. 152 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:21,230 - [cannon whooshes] - Oh my... [laughs] 153 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:24,300 Yo, this does feel nice. 154 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:30,173 So what about you? What's your weapon of choice? 155 00:10:35,376 --> 00:10:38,814 - [knock at door] - Go away! 156 00:10:46,053 --> 00:10:49,358 Does go away mean something different in Scotland? 157 00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:51,760 Yes, it means stop being a silly old sausage 158 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:55,798 and help me build an interdimensional portal to Orqwith. 159 00:10:56,798 --> 00:10:58,601 I beg your pardon? 160 00:10:58,601 --> 00:11:01,604 I found the schematics 161 00:11:01,604 --> 00:11:03,973 in creepy Walt Disney's doodlings. 162 00:11:03,973 --> 00:11:08,311 I also found the parts we need, and a few we don't, if you know what I mean. 163 00:11:08,311 --> 00:11:10,513 Now all I need is Y-O-U. 164 00:11:10,513 --> 00:11:12,081 Which spells you. 165 00:11:12,081 --> 00:11:14,517 It's always best to have a second set of eyes 166 00:11:14,517 --> 00:11:18,521 when you're attempting to rip a hole into space time, 167 00:11:18,521 --> 00:11:20,889 that's what I always say. 168 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:26,762 The thing is, as it turns out, I'm lousy at this superhero business. 169 00:11:26,762 --> 00:11:33,469 And I'm far too busy feeling unmoored and useless to build a portal today. 170 00:11:33,469 --> 00:11:36,906 Oh, now, come on, Bendy. That's not how I see it. 171 00:11:36,906 --> 00:11:40,543 You know, we would've never gotten into the Ant Farm if it wasn't for you. 172 00:11:40,543 --> 00:11:46,082 Where I proceeded to erase out of existence our best bet at finding information 173 00:11:46,082 --> 00:11:50,286 on Immortus and recapturing our longevity. 174 00:11:50,286 --> 00:11:56,192 True. And we found a schematic, which will get us to the place 175 00:11:56,192 --> 00:12:01,097 where Immortus is being raised, so we can find actual Immortus. 176 00:12:01,097 --> 00:12:05,334 So let's get a-building, sister. 177 00:12:09,169 --> 00:12:13,009 Whoa, there we go! And she's back. Elasti is back. 178 00:12:13,009 --> 00:12:17,246 How could you let me go to the Ant Farm with you? 179 00:12:18,913 --> 00:12:21,584 You insisted, remember? 180 00:12:21,584 --> 00:12:25,521 But you're the leader. You should've exercised better leadership. 181 00:12:25,521 --> 00:12:26,956 Are you fucking kidding me? 182 00:12:27,989 --> 00:12:30,159 Have you any idea how upset I was 183 00:12:30,159 --> 00:12:33,162 when Wally was smooshed out of existence? 184 00:12:33,162 --> 00:12:37,466 You know, I was gonna rescue him from the miserable life that I sentenced him to. 185 00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:43,072 Are you telling me I've ruined your chance to redeem yourself 186 00:12:43,072 --> 00:12:46,770 with the person you ordered to kill my lover? 187 00:12:48,776 --> 00:12:52,348 Whoa there, Nelly. 188 00:12:52,348 --> 00:12:55,884 Let's just press that cancel and continue button, shall we? 189 00:12:55,884 --> 00:12:58,821 Because, you know what? You and I were good. 190 00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:02,158 We were on the path to goodness. 191 00:13:02,158 --> 00:13:08,297 Remember? Little girls, holding hands? Sweet as sugar pie? 192 00:13:08,297 --> 00:13:14,537 Let's not let one little smooshy hiccup take us two steps back. 193 00:13:14,537 --> 00:13:18,574 What do you say? You know, we could just take a deep, cleansing breath 194 00:13:18,574 --> 00:13:20,709 and just, you know, release the tension. 195 00:13:20,709 --> 00:13:25,414 I'm not feeling very in control of my emotions right now, 196 00:13:25,414 --> 00:13:29,252 so you might not want to be in the same room as me. 197 00:13:29,252 --> 00:13:35,391 In fact, I'm feeling a bit bloaty, if you know what I mean. 198 00:13:35,391 --> 00:13:36,325 Okay. 199 00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:41,931 - Do you want me to shut... - [yells] Shut the door! 200 00:13:41,931 --> 00:13:43,066 [door closes] 201 00:13:52,607 --> 00:13:55,778 [Wally] I was miserable at the Ant Farm. 202 00:13:55,778 --> 00:13:59,882 Imprisoned and forced to create monstrous weapons. 203 00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:04,187 That's when Niles Caulder introduced me to the Immortus project. 204 00:14:04,187 --> 00:14:07,056 Of course, Niles was involved in this shitshow. 205 00:14:07,056 --> 00:14:09,158 Fucking Niles. 206 00:14:09,158 --> 00:14:16,665 He said there was a piece of an ancient, immortal being somewhere in the world. 207 00:14:16,665 --> 00:14:20,236 He wanted me to create a creature that could sniff it out. 208 00:14:20,236 --> 00:14:23,172 Like one of those corpse-sniffing dogs? 209 00:14:23,172 --> 00:14:26,475 Yes, exactly. Very good, Cliff. 210 00:14:27,709 --> 00:14:29,412 What? 211 00:14:29,412 --> 00:14:30,980 At first, I refused. 212 00:14:30,980 --> 00:14:35,051 But then, he told me about the girl with powers like mine. 213 00:14:36,785 --> 00:14:37,786 He needed a piece 214 00:14:37,786 --> 00:14:41,290 of this being to protect her. 215 00:14:41,290 --> 00:14:44,560 It was a chance for me to finally do something good. 216 00:14:47,662 --> 00:14:50,033 [Donkey braying] 217 00:14:50,033 --> 00:14:52,568 What the fuck? 218 00:14:52,568 --> 00:14:56,639 Months after, Niles returned to tell me 219 00:14:56,639 --> 00:14:58,174 Peanut Butter was successful. 220 00:14:58,174 --> 00:15:01,444 - The fuck's Peanut Butter? - The donkey, dipshit. 221 00:15:01,444 --> 00:15:04,347 - Oh. - [Wally] Niles showed me the piece 222 00:15:04,347 --> 00:15:08,851 of this immortal being. The Lord Immortus. 223 00:15:08,851 --> 00:15:11,154 - That's when I saw it. - What? 224 00:15:12,587 --> 00:15:14,457 Everything. 225 00:15:14,457 --> 00:15:18,962 - Everything? - Immortus can create new possibilities 226 00:15:19,928 --> 00:15:21,397 for everyone. 227 00:15:21,397 --> 00:15:24,833 All that's left now, is you, Cliff. 228 00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:26,931 I want you to see for yourself 229 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:28,972 what I saw. 230 00:15:30,571 --> 00:15:32,108 The possibilities. 231 00:15:33,674 --> 00:15:38,447 I don't know what to say, except fuck that, and fuck you. 232 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:46,355 Booyeah. 233 00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:48,524 You ready? 234 00:15:49,057 --> 00:15:50,259 Hell yeah. 235 00:15:50,759 --> 00:15:51,995 [chuckles] 236 00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:55,198 Oh. 237 00:15:56,964 --> 00:15:58,334 Who wants a taste? 238 00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:01,770 Eat shit, you motherf... 239 00:16:01,770 --> 00:16:03,706 Whoa! 240 00:16:04,939 --> 00:16:06,642 I'm all good, man. [coughs] 241 00:16:06,642 --> 00:16:08,044 Get 'em, Vic. 242 00:16:11,980 --> 00:16:15,051 [clanking] 243 00:16:15,051 --> 00:16:19,388 [grunting] 244 00:16:32,733 --> 00:16:36,672 - You okay, D? - [groans] I think I broke my ass. 245 00:16:37,805 --> 00:16:39,575 Not as easy as it looks, huh? 246 00:16:39,575 --> 00:16:41,777 Nope. Ugh. Not like that at all. 247 00:16:43,077 --> 00:16:46,010 - Here, take it. - No. 248 00:16:46,010 --> 00:16:49,418 What? What do you mean, no? Bro, they're coming. Just take it. 249 00:16:49,418 --> 00:16:50,386 I said no! 250 00:16:54,122 --> 00:16:56,692 Is that Niles' longevity necklace? 251 00:16:56,692 --> 00:16:59,462 It is. I got it from a fellow acolyte. 252 00:17:00,094 --> 00:17:01,864 Touch it. 253 00:17:01,864 --> 00:17:03,432 And see your possibilities. 254 00:17:06,434 --> 00:17:08,871 Whatever. Touch the stupid thing. 255 00:17:08,871 --> 00:17:13,037 So George RR Windbag can shut the fart up and we can get the fuck out of here. 256 00:17:13,037 --> 00:17:17,213 Really? 'Cause a minute ago, you told him to fuck himself sideways. 257 00:17:17,213 --> 00:17:20,816 Do you wanna touch this weirdo's shriveled up dick charm or not? 258 00:17:22,718 --> 00:17:23,752 - Okay. - Cool. 259 00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:32,595 The fuck? 260 00:17:36,831 --> 00:17:38,301 [grunting] 261 00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:48,444 I got your back, D. 262 00:17:48,444 --> 00:17:50,379 Put your weight on your back leg to absorb the kick. 263 00:17:50,379 --> 00:17:51,814 Use the top of the notch to aim. 264 00:17:51,814 --> 00:17:52,815 Fire! 265 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:55,818 Nice! 266 00:17:59,721 --> 00:18:02,086 [both grunting] 267 00:18:09,831 --> 00:18:10,699 Damn it! 268 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,203 [both panting] 269 00:18:17,834 --> 00:18:18,774 Let's go get Larry. 270 00:18:21,276 --> 00:18:24,647 [muttering indistinctly] 271 00:18:24,647 --> 00:18:25,648 Fucking hell. 272 00:18:27,549 --> 00:18:28,417 Ah! 273 00:18:29,183 --> 00:18:30,786 Wow, she lives, 274 00:18:31,786 --> 00:18:33,156 she moves. 275 00:18:35,023 --> 00:18:36,692 Feeling better? 276 00:18:36,692 --> 00:18:37,626 [groans softly] 277 00:18:45,266 --> 00:18:48,104 - How about now? - [sighs] 278 00:18:48,104 --> 00:18:50,773 Okay, sulking begets more sulking. 279 00:18:50,773 --> 00:18:53,176 So it's time you got back on the proverbial. 280 00:18:53,176 --> 00:18:55,078 I'm not sulking. 281 00:18:55,078 --> 00:19:00,449 Just reached a realization, which I'm embracing wholeheartedly. 282 00:19:01,715 --> 00:19:04,148 Everything I touch turns to shit. 283 00:19:04,148 --> 00:19:05,354 Not literally. 284 00:19:05,354 --> 00:19:07,256 That would be disgusting. 285 00:19:07,256 --> 00:19:11,760 But it... In some ways, it would be better 286 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:14,530 than how I actually turn things to shit. 287 00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:19,435 Hmm, okay, well, you know Rita, my personal track record isn't that much better. 288 00:19:19,435 --> 00:19:23,872 I have failed at most things I've tried. 289 00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:27,476 Revenge against Niles. Joining the Brotherhood of Evil. 290 00:19:27,476 --> 00:19:32,415 Being a good friend to the only people I've ever really cared about. 291 00:19:32,415 --> 00:19:38,487 But the thing is, in life you are either trying to head up or trying to head down. 292 00:19:38,487 --> 00:19:42,926 And sometimes just trying has got to be good enough. 293 00:19:42,926 --> 00:19:45,929 Now our friends are in trouble, and I would rather fail 294 00:19:45,929 --> 00:19:52,135 at trying to save them than succeed at doing nothing. 295 00:19:52,135 --> 00:19:56,973 When we were trapped in my movie and you didn't try to save me, 296 00:19:56,973 --> 00:19:59,775 was that you trying to head up or trying to head down? 297 00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:07,783 I wanted to help, but I couldn't. 298 00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:12,521 I couldn't figure out how. 299 00:20:14,054 --> 00:20:18,327 So, I had a few drinks to get the creative juices flowing 300 00:20:18,327 --> 00:20:25,001 and instead, I came up with creative ideas on how to continue drinking. 301 00:20:26,034 --> 00:20:26,970 But, um... 302 00:20:28,336 --> 00:20:29,705 [clicks tongue] 303 00:20:29,705 --> 00:20:33,376 You're right to remind me of that failure, too. 304 00:20:45,086 --> 00:20:47,023 [sighs] 305 00:20:47,023 --> 00:20:48,357 [clears throat] 306 00:20:50,658 --> 00:20:52,728 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 307 00:20:55,262 --> 00:21:01,404 And sometimes I think that the universe is conspiring to keep us enemies. 308 00:21:02,669 --> 00:21:04,673 I was thinking maybe we shouldn't let it. 309 00:21:11,613 --> 00:21:13,316 Fuck the universe. 310 00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:18,054 - [glasses clinking] - [chuckles] 311 00:21:18,054 --> 00:21:20,789 I don't know what the fuck this is, but I'm glad you came with me. 312 00:21:20,789 --> 00:21:22,926 I didn't want to come here, dipshit. 313 00:21:22,926 --> 00:21:25,694 I was trying to gank the longevity necklace. 314 00:21:25,694 --> 00:21:27,030 Why? 315 00:21:27,030 --> 00:21:28,998 For longevity, asshole! 316 00:21:28,998 --> 00:21:30,599 Isn't that why we're here? 317 00:21:30,599 --> 00:21:33,002 - What about Larry? - Him, too. 318 00:21:34,970 --> 00:21:35,804 What the fuck? 319 00:21:35,804 --> 00:21:38,341 Paper goods, the worst aisle. 320 00:21:38,341 --> 00:21:41,177 This is my world of possibilities. 321 00:21:41,177 --> 00:21:42,478 Forget all this. 322 00:21:42,478 --> 00:21:44,580 We need to get the hell out of here. 323 00:21:44,580 --> 00:21:45,581 Yep. 324 00:21:46,881 --> 00:21:47,750 Dad! 325 00:21:48,249 --> 00:21:49,252 Clara? 326 00:21:49,252 --> 00:21:50,819 Is Rory with you? 327 00:21:50,819 --> 00:21:53,722 - What? - Dad, where the hell is Rory? 328 00:21:53,722 --> 00:21:56,320 - Uh, oh... - Cliff, this isn't real. 329 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,127 Uh, he's not with you? 330 00:21:58,127 --> 00:22:00,263 Does it look like he's with me? 331 00:22:00,263 --> 00:22:02,298 You were supposed to be watching him. 332 00:22:02,298 --> 00:22:07,036 - Cliff. - Rory! Rory, honey! 333 00:22:07,036 --> 00:22:08,204 What is this? 334 00:22:08,204 --> 00:22:09,605 This is bullshit, is what it is. 335 00:22:09,605 --> 00:22:13,609 - But... but... - But... but, this is a lie. 336 00:22:13,609 --> 00:22:15,111 Okay? Don't get sucked in. 337 00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:17,313 Yeah. 338 00:22:17,313 --> 00:22:19,882 Dad, help me. 339 00:22:19,882 --> 00:22:22,418 - Cliff. Don't-- - Coming, sweetheart! 340 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:23,920 Fuck! 341 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:29,892 [Derek] That was so dope! Why would you ever wanna give this hero gig up? 342 00:22:29,892 --> 00:22:31,327 [chuckles] 343 00:22:31,327 --> 00:22:33,930 Hey, you know, Calvin and Marcus could have seen us. 344 00:22:33,930 --> 00:22:35,359 Uh-huh. 345 00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:38,501 Man, bro. You still don't know what this means to people. 346 00:22:38,501 --> 00:22:40,836 You're right. I don't. 347 00:22:40,836 --> 00:22:43,739 Back home, you were bigger than Superman. 348 00:22:43,739 --> 00:22:45,041 Great. 349 00:22:45,041 --> 00:22:46,342 Yo, what's up, man? 350 00:22:46,342 --> 00:22:47,710 Doesn't this mean anything to you? 351 00:22:47,710 --> 00:22:49,178 Yo, man, I'm so sick and tired of hearing 352 00:22:49,178 --> 00:22:50,980 what being Cyborg means to you and everyone else. 353 00:22:50,980 --> 00:22:52,982 Do you want to know what my tech meant to me? 354 00:22:52,982 --> 00:22:56,953 It meant waking up from the darkest, emptiest sleep I ever had, 355 00:22:56,953 --> 00:23:00,523 to a body that I didn't even recognize and a face that wasn't mine. 356 00:23:01,690 --> 00:23:03,759 Yo, I lost everything. 357 00:23:03,759 --> 00:23:08,731 My mom, football, girls, and my friends. 358 00:23:08,731 --> 00:23:11,134 That's such bullshit. 359 00:23:11,134 --> 00:23:12,568 You never lost us. You left us. 360 00:23:12,568 --> 00:23:14,703 You really don't think I wanted to see you guys? 361 00:23:15,369 --> 00:23:16,605 That I needed you? 362 00:23:17,572 --> 00:23:19,075 Shit, you was my family. 363 00:23:20,541 --> 00:23:22,045 I couldn't even look myself in the face. 364 00:23:22,045 --> 00:23:24,547 So how could I have possibly faced y'all? 365 00:23:30,385 --> 00:23:31,587 I didn't know. 366 00:23:34,355 --> 00:23:35,591 I'm sorry. 367 00:23:41,057 --> 00:23:42,098 Come on, man. 368 00:24:02,551 --> 00:24:03,686 [Vic] Hey, 369 00:24:06,020 --> 00:24:08,491 Vic and... friend. 370 00:24:09,024 --> 00:24:09,993 Derick. 371 00:24:09,993 --> 00:24:11,694 What... What are you guys doing here? 372 00:24:13,427 --> 00:24:16,832 C'mon, I know you wanna say it. 373 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,003 Really? 374 00:24:20,003 --> 00:24:22,972 Bro, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. 375 00:24:29,910 --> 00:24:31,714 Come with us if you want to live. 376 00:24:35,684 --> 00:24:36,920 I don't think so. 377 00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:45,962 Well, that... that looks fucking terrifying, is how it looks. 378 00:24:45,962 --> 00:24:47,796 [Rita laughs] 379 00:24:47,796 --> 00:24:50,466 It looks like the door to a nightmare. 380 00:24:50,466 --> 00:24:54,637 It does, it does, and we're going to go through it, like fucking morons. 381 00:24:54,637 --> 00:24:56,839 Like fucking morons! 382 00:24:56,839 --> 00:25:00,243 Not morons, like superheroes. 383 00:25:00,243 --> 00:25:02,506 [both laughing] 384 00:25:02,506 --> 00:25:04,180 I've actually got something to tell you. 385 00:25:04,180 --> 00:25:06,916 - Oh, God, that sounds serious. - Mm-hmm. 386 00:25:07,748 --> 00:25:09,385 It is... It is quite serious. 387 00:25:09,385 --> 00:25:11,454 By the way, um, I... 388 00:25:11,454 --> 00:25:16,392 you know when you would treat me particularly poorly, which was quite often... 389 00:25:16,392 --> 00:25:21,564 - Mm. - I would do a secret naughty thing with your toothbrush. 390 00:25:21,564 --> 00:25:24,200 I don't need to know. [chuckles] 391 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:28,204 I would transform myself into a wee beaver 392 00:25:28,204 --> 00:25:32,641 with big beaver teeth, big nasty beaver teeth, 393 00:25:32,641 --> 00:25:36,279 and I would shove it right up my wee... 394 00:25:36,279 --> 00:25:40,049 I would shove it... Shove it! Right up my wee beaver-beaver. 395 00:25:40,049 --> 00:25:40,984 [both laugh] 396 00:25:43,284 --> 00:25:44,687 [claps] I see. 397 00:25:44,687 --> 00:25:46,222 [softly] I'm so sorry. 398 00:25:46,222 --> 00:25:48,891 Well, I suppose, um... [clears throat] 399 00:25:48,891 --> 00:25:51,494 I have something to confess to you as well. 400 00:25:51,494 --> 00:25:54,097 Hmm. Is it? Is it about a toothbrush? 401 00:25:54,097 --> 00:25:55,198 [laughs] 402 00:25:56,897 --> 00:26:00,769 Wally isn't the first person that I've killed. 403 00:26:00,769 --> 00:26:04,941 Killed The Brain too. Murdered, to be more accurate. 404 00:26:04,941 --> 00:26:07,843 And I don't feel remotely bad about it. 405 00:26:07,843 --> 00:26:10,213 I'm not feeling entirely bad about Wally either. 406 00:26:10,213 --> 00:26:14,650 And yes, I did watch him kill Malcolm, 407 00:26:14,650 --> 00:26:22,225 but one would think that a normal person would have more than a pang of guilt, hmm? 408 00:26:22,225 --> 00:26:25,161 Well but, who's to say you're not normal? 409 00:26:25,161 --> 00:26:26,495 Hey, who's to say? 410 00:26:26,495 --> 00:26:28,764 I... [chuckles nervously] also... 411 00:26:30,398 --> 00:26:31,400 [clears throat] 412 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,402 killed a sleazeball producer. 413 00:26:33,402 --> 00:26:39,842 [clears throat] Again, accidentally, and again, without much remorse. 414 00:26:39,842 --> 00:26:44,013 Apparently, a superhero doesn't make a habit 415 00:26:44,013 --> 00:26:47,783 of killing people, accidentally or otherwise. 416 00:26:47,783 --> 00:26:50,353 So, it just all might have been 417 00:26:50,353 --> 00:26:53,990 a fool's errand for me to try to become one. [chuckles] 418 00:26:53,990 --> 00:26:58,962 Oh, all of this, why I keep rambling on is just to say, 419 00:26:58,962 --> 00:27:01,364 I am in no particular position 420 00:27:01,364 --> 00:27:04,934 to have judged you so harshly after all this time 421 00:27:04,934 --> 00:27:10,206 when I am basically as bad as you. [chuckles] 422 00:27:10,206 --> 00:27:13,709 As bad as me? Well, I think you might be worse. 423 00:27:13,709 --> 00:27:17,046 'Cause you are a fucking serial killer. 424 00:27:17,712 --> 00:27:18,915 For fuck's sake. 425 00:27:21,382 --> 00:27:23,052 [both laughing] 426 00:27:27,088 --> 00:27:28,457 Yes. 427 00:27:28,457 --> 00:27:29,725 Yes, you are. 428 00:27:29,725 --> 00:27:31,760 You're a fucking serial killer. 429 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:33,657 I mean... [mimics stabbing] you know. 430 00:27:33,657 --> 00:27:34,797 [Rita laughs] 431 00:27:36,464 --> 00:27:40,636 What... What is left to do on this nightmare door? 432 00:27:40,636 --> 00:27:45,208 We dab wacky Wally's green ink. 433 00:27:45,208 --> 00:27:46,642 Oh. 434 00:27:46,642 --> 00:27:51,114 A little dab here and a little dab there. [chuckles] 435 00:27:55,316 --> 00:27:58,254 - [Laura sighs] - There could be anything 436 00:27:58,254 --> 00:28:01,890 on the other side of this horrific door. 437 00:28:03,490 --> 00:28:05,728 Our friends are on the other side of it. 438 00:28:06,661 --> 00:28:08,164 [imperceptible] 439 00:28:13,168 --> 00:28:14,770 Okay, after you, Ms. Wuornos. 440 00:28:14,770 --> 00:28:16,572 [chuckles] 441 00:28:16,572 --> 00:28:18,975 - No, after you. - After you. 442 00:28:18,975 --> 00:28:20,443 - After you. - After you. 443 00:28:26,848 --> 00:28:28,084 [Rita] Wait. 444 00:28:34,516 --> 00:28:36,259 Rory, come here, buddy. 445 00:28:36,259 --> 00:28:38,995 - Rory? Rory! - Cliff, stop! 446 00:28:38,995 --> 00:28:42,031 This isn't real. None of this is fucking real! 447 00:28:42,031 --> 00:28:44,367 That's not your daughter. We're not in Trader Blow's, 448 00:28:44,367 --> 00:28:46,335 and you already know where Rory is. 449 00:28:46,335 --> 00:28:47,870 I know it's not real. 450 00:28:47,870 --> 00:28:50,406 But, it's my possibility, and I wanna know what the fuck it is. 451 00:28:50,406 --> 00:28:52,241 God damn it! 452 00:28:52,241 --> 00:28:54,177 If you're going to be a fucking idiot, well, can you at least 453 00:28:54,177 --> 00:28:56,212 swing by the home goods aisle and get a knife or something? 454 00:28:56,212 --> 00:28:58,214 We're going to need it when we get back to Dorkwith. 455 00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:00,183 [man] That's fucking heavy. 456 00:29:00,183 --> 00:29:01,217 Grab that. 457 00:29:03,284 --> 00:29:04,253 Rory! 458 00:29:04,253 --> 00:29:05,554 [young boy singing over intercom] 459 00:29:05,554 --> 00:29:07,123 ♪ I gotta touch you ♪ 460 00:29:07,123 --> 00:29:08,824 ♪ Cause baby we'll be ♪ 461 00:29:08,824 --> 00:29:11,294 - Rory! - Shit. 462 00:29:11,294 --> 00:29:15,531 ♪ In the old man's Ford Behind the bushes ♪ 463 00:29:15,531 --> 00:29:20,403 ♪ Till I'm screamin' for more! More! More! Down the basement ♪ 464 00:29:20,403 --> 00:29:25,141 ♪ Lock the cellar door And baby ♪ 465 00:29:25,774 --> 00:29:27,743 He's all grown up. 466 00:29:27,743 --> 00:29:32,515 What the fuck, Rory? Are you trying to destroy me? Because it's working. 467 00:29:32,515 --> 00:29:38,421 - He's fucking perfect. - Cliff, stop right-fucking-now! 468 00:29:38,421 --> 00:29:40,289 He's only like this when you're around, Dad. 469 00:29:40,289 --> 00:29:43,960 You've undermined my parenting at every turn. 470 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,529 And now my child doesn't respect me. 471 00:29:46,529 --> 00:29:49,999 When has a fantasy sequence ever worked out for us? 472 00:29:51,466 --> 00:29:52,468 Pop-pop! 473 00:30:07,549 --> 00:30:09,352 Rory! Rory! 474 00:30:10,584 --> 00:30:12,288 What happened? Where'd he go? 475 00:30:12,288 --> 00:30:13,856 He's right where you left him. 476 00:30:13,856 --> 00:30:15,424 He's waiting for you. 477 00:30:15,424 --> 00:30:17,493 And you can enjoy the formative years 478 00:30:17,493 --> 00:30:20,396 of his life with sound body and mind. 479 00:30:20,396 --> 00:30:23,299 But it's a possibility only Immortus can provide. 480 00:30:30,538 --> 00:30:31,440 - [grunts] - Argh. 481 00:30:34,274 --> 00:30:36,379 What are you doing? Let's get the fuck out of here. 482 00:30:38,012 --> 00:30:40,583 [Jane] What? No! 483 00:30:41,416 --> 00:30:42,351 Cliff. 484 00:30:45,887 --> 00:30:48,257 You stupid metal asshole! 485 00:30:49,691 --> 00:30:51,194 Don't do this! Don't-- 486 00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:53,762 Don't hurt her. 487 00:30:53,762 --> 00:30:57,934 Cliff, you know what this means for the rest of us, right? 488 00:30:57,934 --> 00:31:00,169 We're your family too, Cliff. 489 00:31:01,563 --> 00:31:03,206 You fucking moron! 490 00:31:05,474 --> 00:31:06,409 Please! 491 00:31:07,141 --> 00:31:08,377 Rory needs you. 492 00:31:09,376 --> 00:31:10,379 I need you. 493 00:31:12,814 --> 00:31:15,451 God! Cliff, please! 494 00:31:15,451 --> 00:31:16,385 [rumbling] 495 00:31:17,885 --> 00:31:18,955 [ground shaking] 496 00:31:20,955 --> 00:31:22,491 Guys, 497 00:31:22,491 --> 00:31:23,659 something's happening. 498 00:31:23,659 --> 00:31:25,028 Safe travels, fellas. 499 00:31:25,028 --> 00:31:26,629 Larry, stop screwing around. 500 00:31:26,629 --> 00:31:28,697 I'm not screwing around. 501 00:31:28,697 --> 00:31:33,036 Look, you need to understand that what Keeg saw in the future was not good. 502 00:31:33,036 --> 00:31:37,040 So not good that he'd rather stay here in this phony hellhole, 503 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,408 if there's a chance we can avoid it. 504 00:31:39,408 --> 00:31:43,679 And I cannot and will not let another child of mine down. 505 00:31:45,512 --> 00:31:47,883 I'd rather die than do that again. 506 00:31:47,883 --> 00:31:52,055 Okay, look, this is important to Keeg and you're trying to be a good dad. I get it. 507 00:31:52,055 --> 00:31:55,391 But something really not good is going to happen right here, right now. 508 00:31:55,391 --> 00:31:59,095 You're willing to risk your life for Keeg's wish, and that's fine. 509 00:31:59,095 --> 00:32:01,264 But are you willing to risk his life too? 510 00:32:02,197 --> 00:32:04,833 [sighs] Hey, pal. 511 00:32:04,833 --> 00:32:07,270 - Come on, let's go! - [Dr. Janus and Torminox chanting] 512 00:32:07,270 --> 00:32:08,933 Get up! 513 00:32:08,933 --> 00:32:10,839 We can break free. We can still do this. 514 00:32:10,839 --> 00:32:12,875 Please don't let this be the end! 515 00:32:12,875 --> 00:32:14,010 [chanting continues] 516 00:32:21,882 --> 00:32:24,949 I know I'm putting my faith in a whole lot of nothing. 517 00:32:24,949 --> 00:32:27,952 But, I'm doing this for you, Rory. 518 00:32:29,958 --> 00:32:31,294 [oven mitt Rory] Are you? 519 00:32:33,094 --> 00:32:34,630 [Immortifier pulses] 520 00:32:34,630 --> 00:32:37,433 [Jane screaming] No! Cliff! 521 00:32:47,975 --> 00:32:49,745 [whirring stops] 522 00:33:00,888 --> 00:33:01,757 [exhales] 523 00:33:42,297 --> 00:33:43,900 [Wally] Can you feel it? 524 00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:45,568 The time is upon us. 525 00:33:46,568 --> 00:33:48,404 Immortus is nigh! 526 00:33:48,404 --> 00:33:50,106 [Torminox and Dr. Janus chanting] 527 00:34:06,888 --> 00:34:07,957 [Rita and Laura laughing] 528 00:34:07,957 --> 00:34:12,056 Hello! Is anybody home? 529 00:34:12,056 --> 00:34:14,530 [Laura] Someone order a rescue? 530 00:34:14,530 --> 00:34:16,765 Oh, wow! 531 00:34:16,765 --> 00:34:18,867 It's like a disco in here. 532 00:34:18,867 --> 00:34:22,805 Ooh, hey, there's Cliffy! Let's go rescue him. 533 00:34:22,805 --> 00:34:25,574 Ooh yes, let's go get Cliffy. 534 00:34:25,574 --> 00:34:29,946 - We are your Rescue Rangers. - It's time to go, right? 535 00:34:29,946 --> 00:34:33,416 It's too late. You can't stop it. 536 00:34:33,416 --> 00:34:35,952 Stop that shit. Stop that shit. 537 00:34:35,952 --> 00:34:38,754 - Nuts to that. - Yes, nuts! 538 00:34:38,754 --> 00:34:42,825 [both speaking gibberish] 539 00:34:45,827 --> 00:34:46,695 [grunts] 540 00:34:48,930 --> 00:34:49,798 [groans] 541 00:34:52,501 --> 00:34:53,369 [groans] 542 00:34:59,140 --> 00:35:00,609 Who in the ginger fuck are you? 543 00:35:06,548 --> 00:35:07,650 Casey? 544 00:35:08,983 --> 00:35:11,154 Father, you don't have to do this. 545 00:35:11,154 --> 00:35:12,321 How can this be? 546 00:35:12,321 --> 00:35:14,090 I never brought you to life. 547 00:35:14,090 --> 00:35:16,859 No. You just drew me into an endless war with my father. 548 00:35:16,859 --> 00:35:18,122 She gave me life. 549 00:35:18,926 --> 00:35:21,197 Jane. 550 00:35:21,197 --> 00:35:23,566 - Are you all right? - What the hell are you doing here? 551 00:35:26,735 --> 00:35:28,132 Are you Wally Sage? 552 00:35:28,770 --> 00:35:29,772 You're the girl. 553 00:35:30,672 --> 00:35:32,508 Niles' girl. 554 00:35:32,508 --> 00:35:34,138 It's all come full circle. 555 00:35:35,410 --> 00:35:37,180 This is meant to be. 556 00:35:37,180 --> 00:35:40,144 - [rumbling] - This is it! 557 00:35:44,185 --> 00:35:46,689 Immortus is here! 558 00:35:46,689 --> 00:35:51,260 [Dr. Janus and Torminox chanting] Immortus! Imm... 559 00:35:53,695 --> 00:35:54,931 [bubbling] 560 00:36:03,572 --> 00:36:05,169 Oh, uh. 561 00:36:05,169 --> 00:36:07,210 Did we do this? 562 00:36:07,210 --> 00:36:10,279 I think... I think we might. 563 00:36:11,012 --> 00:36:14,283 We saved everyone! Yay! 564 00:36:14,283 --> 00:36:17,153 Wait, wait, wait, what about the booze? 565 00:36:17,153 --> 00:36:18,754 What about the booze? 566 00:36:18,754 --> 00:36:21,090 [both yelling] 567 00:36:21,090 --> 00:36:23,426 [chanting imperceptibly] 568 00:36:27,194 --> 00:36:30,366 Immortus! 569 00:36:31,399 --> 00:36:34,370 [rumbling] 570 00:36:36,304 --> 00:36:37,840 Immortus is here! 571 00:36:50,051 --> 00:36:51,287 Hey, you guys. 572 00:36:52,587 --> 00:36:55,891 Isabel Fucking Feathers? 573 00:36:55,891 --> 00:36:56,892 What the fuck? 574 00:36:59,026 --> 00:37:01,597 [shrieking] 575 00:37:25,553 --> 00:37:27,756 [theme music playing]