1 00:00:01,626 --> 00:00:03,837 [acapella theme music playing] 2 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:13,615 [birds chirping in distance] 3 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:15,283 [match ignites] 4 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:16,576 [metal clanks] 5 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:18,495 [glass clinking] 6 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,080 [fire crackling] 7 00:01:29,547 --> 00:01:31,508 [gentle music playing] 8 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:37,472 [Dorothy] ♪ Immortimas ♪ 9 00:01:37,555 --> 00:01:41,851 ♪ Yes it's Immortimas ♪ 10 00:01:41,976 --> 00:01:45,854 ♪ There's absolutely Nothing sus ♪ 11 00:01:45,979 --> 00:01:50,235 ♪ About today ♪ 12 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:54,489 [gasps] Good morning, Sex Ghosts! 13 00:01:54,572 --> 00:01:55,782 [Sex Ghosts] Good morning, Dorothy! 14 00:01:55,865 --> 00:01:57,783 Happy Immortimas Day! 15 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:01,162 [all] ♪ Immortimas ♪ 16 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:07,002 ♪ We raise Our voices in harmony ♪ 17 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:10,839 ♪ It's Immortimas Day! ♪ 18 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:13,133 [music increases in tempo] 19 00:02:14,342 --> 00:02:15,760 Whoa! [grunts] 20 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:18,847 [groaning and straining] 21 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,474 Casey! I told you to use the front door! 22 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:23,435 Then how would you be the first person 23 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:25,395 I wish a happy Immortimas to? 24 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:26,521 [both squealing in excitement] 25 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:27,856 Come on, let's get some breakfast, 26 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:29,149 before Cliff eats it all. 27 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:30,108 [both chuckle] 28 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:38,825 [Jane] ♪ We celebrate Immortus And the day she was born ♪ 29 00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:42,454 ♪ From the time stream To our heart strings ♪ 30 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:45,498 ♪ It's Isabel we adore ♪ 31 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:47,417 ♪ Oh, thank Immortus ♪ 32 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:52,213 ♪ I've got no one To answer to but me ♪ 33 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:56,009 ♪ And I'm so blessed With this circus ♪ 34 00:02:56,091 --> 00:02:57,969 ♪ My found family ♪ 35 00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:01,056 ♪ And your neighbor, Casey ♪ 36 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:03,558 Morning, Dorothy! 37 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:05,018 [Casey] Happy Immortimas Day! 38 00:03:05,101 --> 00:03:07,562 [Dorothy] Happy Immortimas Day! 39 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:10,065 [all] ♪ It's a beautiful day! ♪ 40 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:13,568 ♪ Everything is Isabel's way! ♪ 41 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:17,072 ♪ She can do no wrong ♪ 42 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:21,409 ♪ She's the subject Of this song ♪ 43 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:25,789 ♪ All we do is love and obey ♪ 44 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:31,044 ♪ On Immortimas Day! ♪ 45 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:38,843 ♪ Good morning, Sex Ghosts ♪ 46 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:42,097 ♪ Wrap up your foreplay ♪ 47 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:46,101 ♪ It is time For us to celebrate ♪ 48 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:49,187 ♪ My favorite holiday ♪ 49 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:52,774 ♪ Made brand new sweaters ♪ 50 00:03:52,857 --> 00:03:56,111 ♪ For all my Doomies ♪ 51 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:59,155 ♪ Back me up, you sexy ghosts ♪ 52 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:03,284 ♪ And cover up your boobies ♪ 53 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:09,165 [all] ♪ Praise Immortimas Day ♪ 54 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:10,917 -♪ I'm giving my ♪ -♪ She's giving her ♪ 55 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:13,211 ♪ Sweaters away ♪ 56 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:16,923 ♪ You'll be snug as a bug ♪ 57 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:20,593 ♪ For the price of one hug ♪ 58 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:23,888 ♪ One measly hug ♪ 59 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:27,308 ♪ One lingering hug ♪ 60 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:31,688 [chuckling] 61 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:36,151 Good morning, Sex Ghosts! 62 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,194 Have you had your morning fuck? 63 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:39,487 You know we did! 64 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:41,573 Holy moly! 65 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:44,951 This is the softest sweater in the whole darn world. 66 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:48,288 Look at us, we look fantastic! 67 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:50,248 ♪ I can almost Taste the ham-- ♪ 68 00:04:50,331 --> 00:04:53,168 You're being weird, stop stroking your sweater. 69 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:54,544 [laughs] 70 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:58,840 ♪ I'm a lucky man Life couldn't get any better ♪ 71 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:01,509 [all] ♪ It's a beautiful day! ♪ 72 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:04,846 ♪ Everything is Isabel's way! ♪ 73 00:05:04,929 --> 00:05:08,308 ♪ She can do no wrong ♪ 74 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:12,729 ♪ She's the subject Of this song! ♪ 75 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:17,025 ♪ All we do is love and obey ♪ 76 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:23,031 ♪ On Immortimas Day! ♪ 77 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:26,701 [all] Vic! Welcome home! Detroit's finest is back! 78 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:27,952 Happy Immortimas all! 79 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:30,455 Deric sends gifts to unwrap. 80 00:05:30,538 --> 00:05:32,082 [Vic] ♪ Praise Immortus ♪ 81 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:34,042 ♪ The robotics program Is a hit ♪ 82 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:37,462 ♪ Two kids were awarded Scholarships on merit ♪ 83 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:40,048 Larry! Your sweater's getting cold! 84 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:42,217 And, you're missing all the fun! 85 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:49,891 [exhales and grunts] Good morning, Keeg! 86 00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:51,393 Happy Immortimas! 87 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:55,105 ♪ Today's a special day ♪ 88 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:58,233 ♪ I can't wait For them to see ♪ 89 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:01,820 ♪ How happy we'll all be ♪ 90 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:05,281 ♪ 104, and Keeg, and me ♪ 91 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:09,035 ♪ I have never Brought a suitor home ♪ 92 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:12,038 ♪ Can you believe it? ♪ 93 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:15,834 ♪ Well finally We're not alone ♪ 94 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:18,878 ♪ How about this cable knit? ♪ 95 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:20,505 [electricity crackles] 96 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:22,424 If only I had a uniform I could wear every day. 97 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:24,426 I wouldn't have to make these decisions. 98 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:36,980 [all] ♪ Born Isabel From Cloverton ♪ 99 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:40,567 ♪ Our savior's story's Just begun ♪ 100 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:44,112 ♪ When she fell Into the timestream ♪ 101 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:47,282 ♪ It opened up her mind, see ♪ 102 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:51,286 ♪ In Orqwith They assembled her soul ♪ 103 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:54,873 ♪ Brought her back And made her whole ♪ 104 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:56,750 [chuckles] 105 00:06:56,832 --> 00:06:59,169 ♪ It's a beautiful day ♪ 106 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:02,589 ♪ 'Cause it's all Isabel's way ♪ 107 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:09,679 ♪ Immortimas Day is where We all belong ♪ 108 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:13,099 ♪ We love and obey ♪ 109 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:17,270 ♪ And all sing along ♪ 110 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:19,147 ♪ Nothing is weird ♪ 111 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:20,982 ♪ Everything's fine ♪ 112 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:22,650 ♪ We're all okay ♪ 113 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:24,903 ♪ On ♪ 114 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:30,033 ♪ Immortimas Day! ♪ 115 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:31,076 [song ends] 116 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:33,036 [breathing heavily] 117 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,874 Rita says we have to put up the Birth of Immortus display. 118 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:40,001 -Ugh! -[giggling] Come! 119 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,420 [sighs wearily] 120 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:45,924 Why do I always get stuck doing the worst Immortimas Day jobs? 121 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:48,802 I wouldn't say stuck. 122 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:50,595 Seems kind of fun. 123 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:55,433 [chuckles softly] How do you stay so positive? 124 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:57,352 I can't help it. It's Immortimas Day. 125 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,187 The happiest day of the year! 126 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:01,147 Yeah. 127 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:03,358 Then why do I feel like something's off? 128 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:09,531 Maybe your inner self is trying to tell you something. 129 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,825 Hearing any voices in your head lately? 130 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:13,243 [Casey chuckles] 131 00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:15,203 [chuckles nervously] That'd be pretty weird. 132 00:08:15,286 --> 00:08:17,539 Yeah, let's get to work. 133 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:18,748 [rock guitar riff playing] 134 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:24,170 ♪ Hey, am I doing this right? ♪ 135 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:28,383 ♪ I can't remember If the dinosaur ♪ 136 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:32,386 ♪ Goes in front or behind ♪ 137 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:35,097 ♪ Now I'm reeling What's this feeling? ♪ 138 00:08:35,222 --> 00:08:37,392 ♪ It's like warm butterflies ♪ 139 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:40,979 ♪ What could it be? ♪ 140 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:43,523 ♪ Am I doing this right? ♪ 141 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:50,780 ♪ Hey, am I doing this right? ♪ 142 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:54,576 ♪ It should be easy To be cheesy ♪ 143 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:58,872 ♪ But I'm lost in the night ♪ 144 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:01,875 ♪ It's like I'm feeling Something's missing ♪ 145 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:04,252 ♪ Or it's just out of sight ♪ 146 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:07,380 ♪ What could it be? ♪ 147 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:12,510 ♪ Am I doing this right? ♪ 148 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:16,264 [both] ♪ It's like I'm falling Through space ♪ 149 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:19,142 ♪ Is it all in my head? ♪ 150 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:21,061 ♪ I pray for a sign ♪ 151 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:23,813 ♪ Is she the key? ♪ 152 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:25,523 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 153 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:30,320 ♪ Have I been flung From the timestream? ♪ 154 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:33,323 ♪ I am the blow up man ♪ 155 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:39,371 ♪ And the blow up man is me ♪ 156 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:47,545 ♪ Hey, am I doing this right? ♪ 157 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:51,007 ♪ I don't know What I'm looking for ♪ 158 00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:54,761 ♪ But I'll see what I find ♪ 159 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:58,390 ♪ If I reveal what is real ♪ 160 00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:00,809 ♪ Do you see think she might ♪ 161 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:04,145 ♪ Say that she feels ♪ 162 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:08,650 ♪ The same way inside? ♪ 163 00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:13,863 ♪ Could she be the one? ♪ 164 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:17,909 ♪ This was kind of fun ♪ 165 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:21,871 ♪ I'll never know If I don't take a chance ♪ 166 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,541 ♪ I'm looking for answers ♪ 167 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:30,422 ♪ She's a pretty good dancer ♪ 168 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:37,470 ♪ She is in my heart It's out of my hands ♪ 169 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:44,561 [both] ♪ It's like I'm falling Through space ♪ 170 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:47,480 ♪ Is it all in my head? ♪ 171 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,232 ♪ I pray for a sign ♪ 172 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:54,029 -♪ Is she the key? ♪ -♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 173 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:58,575 ♪ Have I been flung From the timestream? ♪ 174 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:01,494 ♪ What could be missing? ♪ 175 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:06,207 ♪ Would it be cool If it was me? ♪ 176 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:08,501 -What? -What? 177 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:11,713 Nothing. Uh, was that too much? 178 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,381 -Were you saying something? -Hmm? 179 00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:15,884 Oh... 180 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,719 Sorry. Never mind. 181 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:19,679 I-- I've got to, um... 182 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:20,847 -Yeah! -Oh! 183 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,600 [inhales] Hmm... 184 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,898 [Rita chuckling] Laura. 185 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,274 There is so much to do 186 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,151 before Immortus comes to dinner. 187 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,652 Well, if she comes. 188 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:38,073 When she comes, everything needs to be perfect. 189 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,241 Well, it will be, with you in charge. 190 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:43,328 We'll get it done together because... 191 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,829 ♪ We're the perfect team ♪ 192 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,748 ♪ Immortimas With you is a dream ♪ 193 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:51,169 ♪ Thank Immortus For this blessed sisterhood ♪ 194 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:52,921 ♪ What's not to love ♪ 195 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:55,090 ♪ We've got peanut brittle Happiness, and hugs ♪ 196 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:58,593 ♪ Who knew life Could ever be this good? ♪ 197 00:11:58,677 --> 00:11:59,969 ♪ You're like meat ♪ 198 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,429 ♪ You're like cheese ♪ 199 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:05,266 ♪ Put 'em together Charcuterie ♪ 200 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,434 ♪ We are best friends ♪ 201 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,560 ♪ Just two best friends ♪ 202 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,396 ♪ We never ever fight ♪ 203 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:12,399 ♪ But if we did We'd both be right ♪ 204 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:13,566 ♪ We are best friends ♪ 205 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,110 ♪ You're one of a kind ♪ 206 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,570 ♪ For you I'd travel Space and time ♪ 207 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:21,783 ♪ 'Cause that's What it means to be ♪ 208 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:25,995 -♪ Best friends ♪ -♪ Best friends ♪ 209 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,539 ♪ Best friends ♪ 210 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:30,542 ♪ Place the forks and knives ♪ 211 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,752 ♪ I hope Isabel arrives ♪ 212 00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:36,798 [both] ♪ Now the centerpieces To decorate ♪ 213 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,800 ♪ Everything Is picture perfect ♪ 214 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,219 ♪ You make every moment Worth it ♪ 215 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,637 ♪ Take this stamp and ink ♪ 216 00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:44,848 ♪ You know what to do ♪ 217 00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:47,809 [music turns ominous] 218 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:51,271 ♪ I'll do anything you ask ♪ 219 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:53,648 [exhales] 220 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,067 [shuddering] 221 00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:57,193 [screams] 222 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,905 ♪ We've got a friendship That will last ♪ 223 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:04,659 -[Isabel screams] -You built a beautiful life with Malcolm... 224 00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:07,829 and I destroyed it all. 225 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,665 [sinister note plays] 226 00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:14,002 ♪ Oh, God What have I put her through? ♪ 227 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,628 ♪ Shit! Shit! ♪ 228 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,589 ♪ What is this? What the fuck is going on? ♪ 229 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,132 ♪ Am I speaking in a song? ♪ 230 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:22,010 ♪ Oh, no Something's very wrong ♪ 231 00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:23,553 ♪ Let's make a pact ♪ 232 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:26,514 ♪ We cut our hands And shake with blood ♪ 233 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,019 Respectfully, I'm going to decline. 234 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:34,522 ♪ You're like jam ♪ 235 00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:36,649 [Sex Ghosts singing] ♪ Jammy jam, jam, jam ♪ 236 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,693 -♪ You're like brie ♪ -♪ Spread that brie ♪ 237 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:43,031 -♪ Put 'em together More charcuterie ♪ -[breathing heavily] 238 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,074 ♪ Are you okay? ♪ 239 00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:45,700 ♪ Yeah, I'm fine ♪ 240 00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:48,870 ♪ Then let's sing the chorus One more time ♪ 241 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,623 -♪ We are best friends ♪ -♪ Shit, shit, what is this ♪ 242 00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:54,084 -♪ We are best friends ♪ -♪ What the fuck is going on? Am I speaking in a song? ♪ 243 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:56,252 ♪ Oh, no Something's very wrong ♪ 244 00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:57,837 ♪ I wish we were best friends ♪ 245 00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:01,049 ♪ I know this has to Come to an end ♪ 246 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:08,223 ♪ Please don't forget what It means to be best friends ♪ 247 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,265 -[Madame Rouge yells] -[song ends] 248 00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:10,308 [softly] Friends. 249 00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:12,227 [exclaims] The guest towels. 250 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,645 Well, well, fine. Yes. 251 00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:17,190 I'll, uh... I'll clear up then. No problem. 252 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,192 [softly] Oh, what the actual fuck! 253 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,444 Somehow Isabel's managed 254 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,780 to make this whole world about her, 255 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:27,742 and in this world, we all fucking sing! 256 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,578 Suffering suffragettes! Look and see... 257 00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:32,580 Sweaty bollocks! 258 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:40,755 I'm in Isabel's musical fever dream. 259 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,551 [in high pitched voice] ♪ What the fuck! ♪ 260 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,177 [feet stamp in unison] 261 00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:48,805 [Sex Ghosts sing a cappella] ♪ What the fuck! ♪ 262 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,182 -[Dorothy] Okay, that's Cliff. -[Vic] Uh-huh. 263 00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:52,600 -[Dorothy] Jane! -[Vic] Yep. 264 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,436 -Um, Rita. -Nice. 265 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:55,603 -Me. -[chuckles] 266 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:58,606 -[chuckling] You! -Hey! 267 00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,775 -And Larry. -And who's that? 268 00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,944 Oh! This is Papa. 269 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,780 I wanted him to be a part of the celebration, 270 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,866 because he's still here in our hearts. 271 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:09,492 Yeah, he is. 272 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:10,785 Immortimas was his favorite. 273 00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:12,495 Man, did that guy love his ham. 274 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,456 -Mmm-hmm. -[both chuckle] 275 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,958 Oh, how is the robotics club going? 276 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,501 Papa always loved robots. 277 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,837 Yeah. I mean, it's good. It's going great. 278 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,881 Uh, sometimes I feel like I could be doing more. 279 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,549 Making a bigger impact, I don't know. 280 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:27,093 But what's bigger than helping your community 281 00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:29,637 -and doing what you love. -[chuckles softly] 282 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,639 Maybe Immortus can help. 283 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:32,974 You can ask her at dinner. 284 00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:38,063 Uh, you know, Immortus is a busy lady. 285 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,939 So, I just don't want you to be disappointed 286 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:41,399 if she doesn't show. 287 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:42,859 I can feel it, Vic. 288 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:47,322 She's going to come to dinner, I'm sure of it. 289 00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:48,823 It must be nice to be so certain. 290 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,326 Well, I'm certain I want some hot chocolate. 291 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:55,163 -Oh, yeah. -Papa always loved hot chocolate. Here. 292 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,749 [both chuckling] 293 00:15:57,832 --> 00:16:01,878 [Sex Ghosts sing a cappella] ♪ Mmm, hot chocolate Papa loved hot chocolate ♪ 294 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,005 ♪ Too bad he's dead ♪ 295 00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:09,636 [softly] Mmm. 296 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,513 Immortimas is the best. 297 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,098 I could spend the day with you 298 00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,182 -and the family. -Yeah? 299 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:17,060 We get to see Isabel at dinner. 300 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:19,688 I'm so happy, I never want it to end. 301 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,819 Me too. Yeah. [chuckles softly] 302 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:30,115 Mmm. 303 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:32,742 Mmm-hmm. 304 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:35,537 [softly] C'mon. 305 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:39,207 C'mon. Okay. 306 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,210 -[upbeat electronic music playing] -Mmm. 307 00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:45,213 ♪ Looking for something Naughty to play ♪ 308 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:48,091 ♪ It's little Cliffie's Time of the day ♪ 309 00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:51,261 ♪ Maybe one of these specials Will do the trick ♪ 310 00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:52,637 [music ends abruptly] 311 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,141 [button clicks] 312 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:58,059 [Isabel on video] Happy Immortimas, everyone. 313 00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,769 Tonight I'm going to share with you 314 00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:02,063 one of my favorite stories. 315 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,567 [upbeat electronic music resumes] 316 00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:10,571 ♪ I want to drive my stick ♪ 317 00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,949 ♪ Come on, let's go, baby ♪ 318 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:16,869 ♪ Even to this holiday chick ♪ 319 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,913 [Isabel] ♪ Rev it up now Rev it up now ♪ 320 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:21,374 ♪ Gotta shift gears I'm in overdrive ♪ 321 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,460 -♪ Overdrive ♪ -♪ Immortus is coming ♪ 322 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,045 ♪ And so am I! ♪ 323 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,100 ♪ I want to drive ♪ 324 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:43,188 -♪ My stick! ♪ -♪ My stick! ♪ 325 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,440 ♪ It's just me ♪ 326 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:49,527 -♪ And my ding-dong-di-- ♪ -[Isabel] ♪ Let's go Let's go ♪ 327 00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:50,528 -[knocking at door] -[Madame Rouge] Cliffie? 328 00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:52,072 [shouts] What? 329 00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:53,740 I'm just... 330 00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:55,700 What? I'm-- Not now. I'm busy. 331 00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:58,661 Oh, busy singing about your dick, huh? 332 00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,955 Singing! I'm singing. 333 00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:02,999 -What do you want? -Uh... 334 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:06,544 Have you had any devious thoughts of late, 335 00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:09,881 any underhanded sensations popping up? 336 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,716 What? 337 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,968 Huh! No, I'm just... 338 00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:16,012 -[Madame Rouge softly] Okay. -[amusing music playing] 339 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,107 -[curtly] No. -Okay. 340 00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:29,818 [music turns suspenseful] 341 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,125 [gasps] 342 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,714 [Isabel on video] I can't believe I fell into the time hole 343 00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:53,466 and met my destiny. 344 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:54,884 Your destiny too. 345 00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:56,720 [suspenseful music increases in tempo] 346 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:01,266 What the actual piss! 347 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:02,976 Oh, Laura. 348 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:05,186 Laura, I'm so glad I found you. 349 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,604 What do you think of this sweater? 350 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:08,148 I mean, are the lines flattering? 351 00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:10,150 [stammering] Yeah. I thought you... 352 00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:12,736 Okay, um... Whatever. Um, I need your help. 353 00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:13,987 Oh, well, can it be quick? 354 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,864 'Cause I'm meeting my boyfriend? 355 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:18,033 -Your boyfriend? -[chuckles] I know, right. 356 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,368 Actually, it's kind of an amazing story. 357 00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:22,245 We met under the craziest circumstances. 358 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,039 -But somehow it all worked-- -Thank you. Stop you there. 359 00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:27,792 Um, I'm going to have to be the Grinch here. Um... 360 00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:32,172 I need to show you something. 361 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,012 [Larry] What's with all the tissues? 362 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,143 [door creaks] 363 00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,272 -[Jane gasping] -[Casey chuckling] 364 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:52,567 -Casey! -Sorry. 365 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,903 I didn't mean to startle you. 366 00:19:54,986 --> 00:20:00,408 I, um... I just want to make sure that we're cool. 367 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,787 'Cause there was, like, a weird... [chuckles nervously] 368 00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:08,750 ...moment earlier... right? 369 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,046 Um... 370 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:17,342 Uh, what are you painting there? 371 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:19,344 Um... 372 00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:22,806 I don't know. 373 00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:25,141 This image has been in my head all day, 374 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:26,935 and it seems so familiar to me. 375 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,020 But I can't put my finger on it. 376 00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:31,898 Do you like it? 377 00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:35,819 Yeah, it's amazing. 378 00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:42,784 If I had one note, I would say that... 379 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,831 it could use a little bit more color. 380 00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:08,768 [alarm blaring] 381 00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:11,980 [sighing] 382 00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:19,487 Okay, so I have, um, called you all here for a team meeting. 383 00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,868 [all laughing] 384 00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:31,291 [Cliff] Larry, what is this? 385 00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:34,711 I thought we agreed there'd be no theme this year. 386 00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:36,171 [all laughing] 387 00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:37,839 If I had known we were dressing up as mummies, 388 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,342 I would have gotten out my old Sphinx costume. 389 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,135 [all laughing] 390 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,012 [Larry] Let Rouge explain. 391 00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:47,682 Yeah. Okay, so I have called you all here for a team meeting. 392 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:51,227 -Unfortunately-- -I'm sorry, you keep saying team meeting. 393 00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:54,272 -What team? -Mmm-hmm. 394 00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:57,817 -[Larry sighs] -Oh, we really are back at square one, aren't we? 395 00:21:57,901 --> 00:22:01,613 Um... Okay, this may be hard to believe, 396 00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:07,160 but we are, in fact, a superhero team known as the Doom Patrol. 397 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:11,998 [all laughing] 398 00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:14,709 -Doom! -Doom! Watch out! 399 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,379 I'm going to "doom" you! 400 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,756 [all laughing] 401 00:22:19,881 --> 00:22:22,008 That's it. Yeah. Okay, settle down. 402 00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:27,764 So we are currently in a fake, never ending holiday... 403 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:30,975 called Immortimas. 404 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,942 [chuckling] Laura, you dog! 405 00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:43,029 Is this one of your classic Immortimas Day pranks? 406 00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:45,115 She does this every year. 407 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,992 And now, she's got Larry in on it as well. 408 00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:50,912 Classic Immortimas mummy prank! 409 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:52,414 [Larry] No, it's not a prank. 410 00:22:53,456 --> 00:22:54,791 She's being serious. 411 00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:56,584 You aren't who you think you are. 412 00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:04,634 Well, this is all very intriguing and very funny! 413 00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:06,928 [laughs boisterously] 414 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,349 But if you'll excuse me, 415 00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:14,269 I need to help Dorothy attend to the ham. 416 00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:16,354 -Ooh! You do that. -Yes, that's a very-- 417 00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:18,940 It's a very good idea. Wonderful idea, Rita. 418 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:21,359 Casey, would you please join Rita in the kitchen? 419 00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:24,446 It's the best way to help the team, right now. 420 00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:27,449 -Anything for the betterment of the team. -[Madame Rouge] Jolly good. 421 00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:32,454 A, we're not a team. B, how come they get to go? 422 00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:33,872 Okay, listen, you fuck knuckles! 423 00:23:33,955 --> 00:23:35,623 We have a situation on our hands. 424 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:38,793 [Isabel on video] Happy Immortimas, everyone! 425 00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:41,254 -Today, I'm gonna show-- -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. 426 00:23:41,338 --> 00:23:42,797 This is not what you think. 427 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,466 -I can explain. -No, no, no, Cliff. 428 00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:45,967 It's about the... 429 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:47,344 Oh, then never mind. 430 00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:50,430 Okay. I'm no stickler for tradition. 431 00:23:50,513 --> 00:23:52,474 But, W-T-F, Laura! 432 00:23:52,557 --> 00:23:54,809 We always watch this one after dinner. 433 00:23:54,893 --> 00:23:57,979 The point is, this is all bullshit! 434 00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:01,232 It's a mirage! A cheap trick to keep us docile, 435 00:24:01,316 --> 00:24:03,234 so we don't ask too many questions. 436 00:24:03,318 --> 00:24:04,819 Now, with the help of Larry, 437 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:08,865 I was able to find out what was really on these tapes. 438 00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:11,117 [Larry on video] You keep asking me what I'm looking forward to 439 00:24:11,201 --> 00:24:12,994 now that my radiation is contained, 440 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,496 but look at me. 441 00:24:14,579 --> 00:24:17,457 I'm no longer of this world. I'm not human. 442 00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:18,667 [sighs] 443 00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:21,795 Even when I was human, I wasn't truly living. 444 00:24:21,878 --> 00:24:23,588 -[buttons clicking] -[whirring] 445 00:24:26,257 --> 00:24:28,802 [Cliff on video] I can't feel, I can't fuck, 446 00:24:28,885 --> 00:24:31,179 I can't even take a piss, Doc. 447 00:24:31,304 --> 00:24:34,391 All of life's pleasures have been stripped away. 448 00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:35,642 -Stripped away. -[bell dings] 449 00:24:37,686 --> 00:24:40,188 [Jane on video] I didn't mean to. 450 00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:42,565 [sniffles] I wasn't shoplifting. 451 00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:45,944 I just wanted to try some things on. That's all. 452 00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:47,195 Everything I have-- 453 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,363 -[tense music plays] -[bell dings] 454 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:53,535 What the shit! 455 00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:57,330 -This is all fucking fake? -Yes. 456 00:24:57,414 --> 00:24:59,833 Well, why are you telling us this now? 457 00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:02,419 Why didn't you wait until after Immortimas Day? 458 00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:06,006 Because, Cliff, there is no after Immortimas. 459 00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:09,634 There is only Immortimas Day forever! 460 00:25:09,718 --> 00:25:11,094 Unless we can find a way out. 461 00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:13,138 Hold on a minute. 462 00:25:13,221 --> 00:25:15,598 [scoffs] How is all this fake? 463 00:25:15,724 --> 00:25:17,100 This life, this holiday? 464 00:25:17,225 --> 00:25:21,062 Like, Laura, we celebrate this every single year. 465 00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,313 You know this. 466 00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:24,899 No, Vic. We don't. It's all made up. 467 00:25:24,983 --> 00:25:28,737 Just like you and Deric running a robotics club is all made up. 468 00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:32,741 You are Cyborg. Formerly Cyborg. 469 00:25:32,824 --> 00:25:35,410 You are a metahuman superhero. 470 00:25:36,161 --> 00:25:37,245 Cyborg? 471 00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:38,246 Yeah. 472 00:25:40,415 --> 00:25:42,876 [voice echoing] You are Cyborg. 473 00:25:42,959 --> 00:25:44,461 -[tense music plays] -[bell dings] 474 00:25:46,129 --> 00:25:47,339 [Vic] Holy shit! 475 00:25:48,256 --> 00:25:49,966 Rouge is right. 476 00:25:50,091 --> 00:25:51,384 We gotta come up with a plan 477 00:25:51,468 --> 00:25:52,927 to get out of this Hallmark Channel hell. 478 00:25:53,053 --> 00:25:54,346 -Bingo! -What? Wait. 479 00:25:54,429 --> 00:25:56,931 Why do we want to get out? 480 00:25:57,015 --> 00:26:00,226 Larry, you wanna be a human, don't you? 481 00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:04,689 You can take off all of this and you can let the wind 482 00:26:04,773 --> 00:26:07,400 blow on your face and you can taste the ham. 483 00:26:07,484 --> 00:26:09,319 [Larry] Trust me. I would love to stay in denial 484 00:26:09,444 --> 00:26:11,780 as much as the next guy. I've got a boyfriend here. 485 00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:14,324 It's an illusion, bro! 486 00:26:14,449 --> 00:26:17,285 Larry saying he has a boyfriend in this world, 487 00:26:17,369 --> 00:26:18,620 is like you saying 488 00:26:18,703 --> 00:26:20,789 your cam girl really cared about you. 489 00:26:20,872 --> 00:26:21,956 Ginger was there for me. 490 00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:23,500 None of that matters! 491 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:25,752 We're not safe unless I'm wearing these bandages. 492 00:26:25,835 --> 00:26:27,295 Oh, wait, I just remembered 493 00:26:27,379 --> 00:26:29,714 you're a depressing fuck in the real world. [chuckling] 494 00:26:29,798 --> 00:26:30,965 That's true. 495 00:26:31,091 --> 00:26:32,300 [Vic] Cliff! How can you be so selfish? 496 00:26:32,425 --> 00:26:34,302 Selfish? Look who's talking. 497 00:26:34,386 --> 00:26:36,221 I'm not the one who gave up my superpowers 498 00:26:36,304 --> 00:26:38,223 so I could dick around with my high school friends. 499 00:26:38,306 --> 00:26:39,224 -Fuck you! -[Cliff] Okay. 500 00:26:39,307 --> 00:26:42,644 I feel like... Sorry. 501 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:44,396 I feel like we're losing focus here. 502 00:26:44,479 --> 00:26:46,773 Bottom line, I'm down to get out of here 503 00:26:46,856 --> 00:26:48,692 if it means I don't have to fucking sing. 504 00:26:48,817 --> 00:26:51,611 -Shit on a clit! I thought you were with me. -[Jane] Dude! 505 00:26:51,695 --> 00:26:53,738 Okay, look, I'm gonna go tell Dorothy 506 00:26:53,822 --> 00:26:55,323 the truth about this place, 507 00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:57,575 and one of you needs to tell Rita. 508 00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:02,706 Okay. 509 00:27:02,831 --> 00:27:05,667 Are we ready to ruin Rita's happiness? 510 00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:08,670 [Larry singing a cappella] ♪ Eh ♪ 511 00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:10,171 [Cliff singing a cappella] ♪ Eh ♪ 512 00:27:10,255 --> 00:27:11,589 [Jane singing a cappella] ♪ Eh ♪ 513 00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:12,841 [Sex Ghosts singing a cappella] ♪ Eh ♪ 514 00:27:16,344 --> 00:27:20,598 ♪ Fuck ♪ 515 00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:21,683 [sighing] Me. 516 00:27:24,936 --> 00:27:26,104 [Vic] I know. 517 00:27:27,188 --> 00:27:28,690 It was a shock to me, too. 518 00:27:31,234 --> 00:27:32,402 [sighs] 519 00:27:33,778 --> 00:27:36,656 Maybe you're looking at this wrong way. 520 00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:40,076 Maybe we're all here, because it's what we all want. 521 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,454 For the first time, we're all together. 522 00:27:42,537 --> 00:27:46,291 I mean, when have we ever celebrated a family holiday. 523 00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:48,084 Are you saying that you wanna stay here? 524 00:27:49,544 --> 00:27:51,254 What's so bad about that? 525 00:27:51,379 --> 00:27:54,507 There is no way that this is what we all want. 526 00:27:54,591 --> 00:27:57,260 And even if it is, we're not our authentic selves. 527 00:27:58,345 --> 00:28:01,264 What does that even mean? 528 00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:04,309 How could you want to leave when we have it all here? 529 00:28:05,435 --> 00:28:07,562 -[sighs in exasperation] -Dorothy. 530 00:28:10,899 --> 00:28:11,900 [exhales deeply] 531 00:28:15,779 --> 00:28:18,073 ♪ Do I have it all here? ♪ 532 00:28:18,156 --> 00:28:20,867 ♪ Is this all a blessing? ♪ 533 00:28:20,950 --> 00:28:26,247 ♪ If the answer's near Why am I second guessing? ♪ 534 00:28:26,331 --> 00:28:31,169 ♪ I don't know if I go ♪ 535 00:28:31,252 --> 00:28:36,591 ♪ But I'll keep standing still In a world that's not real ♪ 536 00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:46,434 ♪ Who will I find If I leave this Family behind? ♪ 537 00:28:46,559 --> 00:28:53,400 ♪ There's no turning back Gotta make up my mind ♪ 538 00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:58,655 ♪ I need to face the future ♪ 539 00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:03,493 ♪ I must chart a path Taking a step forward ♪ 540 00:29:03,618 --> 00:29:06,037 ♪ Am I going back? ♪ 541 00:29:06,121 --> 00:29:10,667 ♪ Who am I if I don't try? ♪ 542 00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:15,505 ♪ Who do I want to be? ♪ 543 00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:19,676 ♪ Do I need to say goodbye ♪ 544 00:29:19,801 --> 00:29:22,804 ♪ To discover the real-- ♪ 545 00:29:22,887 --> 00:29:23,847 Vic! 546 00:29:26,141 --> 00:29:27,225 [sheepishly] Yeah? 547 00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:31,896 Are you, um... singing? 548 00:29:34,149 --> 00:29:35,316 Yeah. 549 00:29:36,151 --> 00:29:37,318 [softly] Right. 550 00:29:37,402 --> 00:29:39,904 Okay. Well, when you're done with... 551 00:29:39,988 --> 00:29:41,781 It's lovely, but when you're done with... 552 00:29:41,865 --> 00:29:43,616 With all of that, do you want to meet me at the bone tree 553 00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:45,326 so we can discuss the, you know, 554 00:29:45,452 --> 00:29:47,704 some sort of musical exit strategy? 555 00:29:47,829 --> 00:29:48,705 Sounds good. 556 00:29:49,664 --> 00:29:53,251 Okay, just... go back to... 557 00:29:54,336 --> 00:29:55,545 [softly] Okay. 558 00:29:58,381 --> 00:29:59,632 [upbeat music playing] 559 00:30:00,842 --> 00:30:03,178 ♪ When I'm with The Doom Patrol ♪ 560 00:30:03,303 --> 00:30:05,555 ♪ Every day's Immortimas ♪ 561 00:30:05,638 --> 00:30:10,435 ♪ Life's out of control But I want more than this ♪ 562 00:30:10,518 --> 00:30:14,814 ♪ Am I still unfulfilled? ♪ 563 00:30:14,898 --> 00:30:16,649 ♪ I'm caught in a spell ♪ 564 00:30:16,733 --> 00:30:19,611 ♪ My own musical hell! ♪ 565 00:30:19,694 --> 00:30:21,571 [Cliff sighs in relief] 566 00:30:21,696 --> 00:30:23,698 [Cliff straining] Oh, dude! 567 00:30:26,284 --> 00:30:27,535 What the hell are you doing, man? 568 00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:29,204 What's it look like? 569 00:30:29,287 --> 00:30:33,083 I just wanna feel the wind on my dick while I still can. 570 00:30:33,208 --> 00:30:36,044 [straining] I gotta be interrupted by someone singing 571 00:30:36,127 --> 00:30:38,171 a fucking power ballad. 572 00:30:38,254 --> 00:30:40,340 Whoa! [sighs in relief] 573 00:30:43,218 --> 00:30:45,387 Oh, wait. Not done. [strains] 574 00:30:49,224 --> 00:30:51,059 ♪ Can I have it all here? ♪ 575 00:30:51,184 --> 00:30:53,812 ♪ Be content With all I've got ♪ 576 00:30:53,895 --> 00:30:59,150 ♪ Maybe here, maybe not ♪ 577 00:30:59,234 --> 00:31:03,071 ♪ I need to face the future ♪ 578 00:31:03,196 --> 00:31:08,034 ♪ I must chart a path Taking a step forward ♪ 579 00:31:08,118 --> 00:31:15,333 ♪ Am I going back? Can I be the hero ♪ 580 00:31:15,417 --> 00:31:19,921 ♪ Different from before? ♪ 581 00:31:20,005 --> 00:31:25,093 ♪ Without him am I a zero? ♪ 582 00:31:25,176 --> 00:31:27,512 ♪ How can I be sure-- ♪ 583 00:31:27,595 --> 00:31:28,930 -Vic? -[music ends] 584 00:31:31,975 --> 00:31:32,934 You all right? 585 00:31:35,311 --> 00:31:36,479 [sighs] 586 00:31:37,564 --> 00:31:38,648 I don't know. 587 00:31:41,109 --> 00:31:42,027 [Larry] Okay. 588 00:31:48,074 --> 00:31:51,745 -You're taking this remarkably well. [chuckles] -[Casey chuckles] 589 00:31:51,828 --> 00:31:54,956 Yeah, I guess I'm just used to being ripped out of realities. 590 00:31:56,416 --> 00:31:58,001 [chuckling] 591 00:31:58,126 --> 00:32:01,963 So, about our duet... 592 00:32:02,047 --> 00:32:02,964 Yeah? 593 00:32:04,341 --> 00:32:06,301 -I think you're great. -Me too. 594 00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:08,386 -For you, I mean. -Sure. 595 00:32:09,471 --> 00:32:11,556 What I mean is... 596 00:32:11,639 --> 00:32:14,851 Well, now that I have my memories back, 597 00:32:14,976 --> 00:32:17,479 it's not just me in this body anymore. 598 00:32:19,606 --> 00:32:21,441 I'm just a bit all over the place right now. 599 00:32:23,985 --> 00:32:27,322 Totally. Totally! Yeah, I get it. We're good. 600 00:32:27,405 --> 00:32:29,199 -Really? -Uh-huh! [chuckles] 601 00:32:29,324 --> 00:32:30,492 Okay. 602 00:32:43,588 --> 00:32:45,131 [door creaks open] 603 00:32:50,512 --> 00:32:51,680 What's this? 604 00:32:53,890 --> 00:32:56,851 Some sort of holiday role play? Kinky, I'm in. 605 00:32:56,935 --> 00:33:00,021 -So shall I unwrap you or-- -Please don't. 606 00:33:01,398 --> 00:33:02,607 We need to talk. 607 00:33:02,691 --> 00:33:05,485 Oh, no. Are you breaking up with me 608 00:33:05,568 --> 00:33:07,862 in a mummy costume? Why? 609 00:33:07,946 --> 00:33:09,698 Do you not want me to meet your family? 610 00:33:09,823 --> 00:33:12,200 No, no. I want you to meet them. 611 00:33:14,536 --> 00:33:15,995 This is who I really am. 612 00:33:17,956 --> 00:33:20,750 And you, you're Mr. 104, the Combustible Man, 613 00:33:20,875 --> 00:33:23,378 who can change into any element on the periodic table. 614 00:33:23,461 --> 00:33:25,422 -Remember? -[bell dings] 615 00:33:26,548 --> 00:33:29,634 Oh, right. I remember. 616 00:33:30,885 --> 00:33:33,096 I was wondering why my name was 104. 617 00:33:35,223 --> 00:33:37,809 And, so what? How does this change anything? 618 00:33:37,892 --> 00:33:39,561 I'd still love to meet your family. 619 00:33:40,937 --> 00:33:41,855 Seriously? 620 00:33:43,398 --> 00:33:45,025 No, no. We need to find a way 621 00:33:45,108 --> 00:33:47,694 to escape Isabel's psychotic witchery. 622 00:33:47,777 --> 00:33:49,446 But we're safe here. 623 00:33:49,571 --> 00:33:51,406 I'm not about to blow up, 624 00:33:51,531 --> 00:33:53,658 and I'm assuming you're not some radioactive purple man under there? 625 00:33:53,742 --> 00:33:55,618 Stop! It's too dangerous. 626 00:33:55,744 --> 00:33:57,579 That's exactly it, Larry. 627 00:33:57,662 --> 00:33:59,122 We're not in danger here. 628 00:33:59,914 --> 00:34:00,874 Hey... 629 00:34:02,042 --> 00:34:03,877 we said we would find another way. 630 00:34:04,753 --> 00:34:06,463 Maybe another way found us. 631 00:34:08,089 --> 00:34:10,550 -Don't you want to be together? -[sighing ruefully] I do. 632 00:34:10,632 --> 00:34:13,719 I do. Just... not like this. 633 00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:16,639 Not in a fake world. 634 00:34:16,764 --> 00:34:20,518 Fake for whom? It's perfect here. 635 00:34:20,601 --> 00:34:22,478 [big band music playing] 636 00:34:23,772 --> 00:34:24,938 [Larry groans] 637 00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:29,944 ♪ I thought My days were numbered ♪ 638 00:34:30,070 --> 00:34:36,242 ♪ With my fragile constitution You brought me back to life ♪ 639 00:34:36,326 --> 00:34:39,286 ♪ Looks like You were my solution ♪ 640 00:34:39,371 --> 00:34:42,373 ♪ So what if The world's a stage ♪ 641 00:34:42,456 --> 00:34:45,793 ♪ Let's be the stars And break through ♪ 642 00:34:45,877 --> 00:34:48,545 [Larry] ♪ It's not enough For me ♪ 643 00:34:48,630 --> 00:34:52,092 ♪ Is Immortimas Enough for you? ♪ 644 00:34:52,175 --> 00:34:53,635 ♪ Our bond is stronger Than anything ♪ 645 00:34:53,717 --> 00:34:55,719 ♪ Covalent or ionic ♪ 646 00:34:55,804 --> 00:34:58,640 [Larry] ♪ But if I turn radioactive It could be catastrophic ♪ 647 00:35:01,726 --> 00:35:04,729 ♪ This world's A work of fiction ♪ 648 00:35:04,813 --> 00:35:07,982 ♪ I've lied In relationships before ♪ 649 00:35:08,108 --> 00:35:10,985 ♪ This ain't real life ♪ 650 00:35:11,111 --> 00:35:14,322 ♪ There are dangers here We can't ignore ♪ 651 00:35:14,406 --> 00:35:17,367 ♪ Out there's Where danger lies ♪ 652 00:35:17,450 --> 00:35:20,495 ♪ Remember we're unstable ♪ 653 00:35:20,620 --> 00:35:24,082 ♪ Dream with me a bit longer ♪ 654 00:35:24,165 --> 00:35:27,627 ♪ Cue the periodic table ♪ 655 00:35:36,219 --> 00:35:39,472 [both] ♪ We used to be experiments ♪ 656 00:35:39,556 --> 00:35:42,350 ♪ The past is now irrelevant ♪ 657 00:35:42,475 --> 00:35:48,565 ♪ Cause we've got All the elements of love ♪ 658 00:35:48,690 --> 00:35:51,943 ♪ So Immortus is benevolent ♪ 659 00:35:52,027 --> 00:35:54,863 ♪ But we've got Just the temperament ♪ 660 00:35:54,988 --> 00:35:58,033 ♪ Our chemistry is evident ♪ 661 00:35:58,116 --> 00:36:03,997 ♪ It's the elements of love ♪ 662 00:36:04,873 --> 00:36:07,417 [tap dancing] 663 00:36:07,542 --> 00:36:09,210 ♪ You led me To a brighter day ♪ 664 00:36:09,336 --> 00:36:10,920 ♪ We're good as gold If we just stay ♪ 665 00:36:11,046 --> 00:36:12,464 ♪ Zinc of All the things we'd do ♪ 666 00:36:12,547 --> 00:36:17,010 ♪ In my chemical romance With you ♪ 667 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:23,600 ♪ We used to be experiments ♪ 668 00:36:23,725 --> 00:36:26,561 ♪ The past is now irrelevant ♪ 669 00:36:26,686 --> 00:36:31,649 ♪ 'Cause we've got All the elements of love ♪ 670 00:36:32,776 --> 00:36:36,071 ♪ So Immortus is benevolent ♪ 671 00:36:36,196 --> 00:36:39,074 ♪ But we've got Just the temperament ♪ 672 00:36:39,199 --> 00:36:42,118 ♪ Our chemistry is evident ♪ 673 00:36:42,243 --> 00:36:49,376 ♪ It's the elements of love ♪ 674 00:36:49,459 --> 00:36:50,919 [tap dancing] 675 00:36:52,128 --> 00:36:53,838 [song ends] 676 00:36:57,634 --> 00:37:00,345 [Larry panting] Okay, we'll stay. 677 00:37:02,305 --> 00:37:05,809 [Rita on video] All I wanted was to be beloved, Niles. 678 00:37:05,934 --> 00:37:07,394 [squelching] 679 00:37:07,477 --> 00:37:12,148 And now look at me, I'm a monster. 680 00:37:15,318 --> 00:37:18,822 [sighs] 681 00:37:18,947 --> 00:37:20,699 -[Rita sighs on video] -[knocking on door] 682 00:37:21,449 --> 00:37:22,951 [clears throat] 683 00:37:24,494 --> 00:37:25,662 [exhales] 684 00:37:26,788 --> 00:37:30,333 Why did you let me leave 685 00:37:30,458 --> 00:37:33,128 when you were telling everyone else about all this? 686 00:37:34,129 --> 00:37:35,714 [sighs] You looked so happy. 687 00:37:35,797 --> 00:37:38,883 I didn't wanna... ruin your perfect day... 688 00:37:40,135 --> 00:37:41,094 again. 689 00:37:43,638 --> 00:37:44,764 Thank you. 690 00:37:47,058 --> 00:37:49,310 If we're being totally honest with one another, 691 00:37:50,353 --> 00:37:51,855 I don't... 692 00:37:51,980 --> 00:37:53,982 care that this is all fake. 693 00:37:54,107 --> 00:37:56,526 You don't care that we live in a world 694 00:37:56,651 --> 00:37:57,819 where at any given moment, 695 00:37:57,902 --> 00:37:59,821 everyone might burst out into song 696 00:37:59,946 --> 00:38:02,907 about the Midwest or... worse. 697 00:38:02,991 --> 00:38:05,160 -A clam bake? -[chuckles softly] 698 00:38:07,829 --> 00:38:11,249 I don't want to be a monster anymore. 699 00:38:14,711 --> 00:38:16,504 Rita. 700 00:38:16,588 --> 00:38:21,259 [inhales deeply] You were never a monster to me. 701 00:38:23,345 --> 00:38:26,931 That's because in this friendship, 702 00:38:28,016 --> 00:38:29,351 you're the monster. 703 00:38:37,609 --> 00:38:40,445 [sighs] Fuck it. 704 00:38:40,528 --> 00:38:43,198 [phone keypad beeping] 705 00:38:43,323 --> 00:38:44,407 [line ringing] 706 00:38:44,532 --> 00:38:45,700 [Clara over phone] Hello? 707 00:38:45,784 --> 00:38:46,868 Hey, kiddo! 708 00:38:47,452 --> 00:38:48,703 Clara! 709 00:38:48,787 --> 00:38:51,664 -Happy Immortimas! -Happy Immortimas Day, Dad. 710 00:38:51,748 --> 00:38:54,250 -[Rory cooing and gurgling] -[Cliff exclaims tenderly] 711 00:38:54,376 --> 00:38:56,252 -Rory says, "Hi," too. -Aw! 712 00:38:57,420 --> 00:39:02,717 So, um... is everything good over there? 713 00:39:02,842 --> 00:39:04,386 Everything's amazing. 714 00:39:04,469 --> 00:39:06,179 You know, we wish we could be with you. 715 00:39:06,262 --> 00:39:08,390 No, no, no, no. You sound amazing. 716 00:39:09,015 --> 00:39:10,892 [Rory babbling] 717 00:39:10,975 --> 00:39:13,478 Okay, give Rory a big kiss for me. 718 00:39:13,561 --> 00:39:16,439 -Love you, sweetie. -Love you, Dad. Praise Immortus. 719 00:39:17,190 --> 00:39:18,233 Praise Immortus. 720 00:39:18,358 --> 00:39:19,401 [Rory babbles] 721 00:39:24,072 --> 00:39:25,532 [Robotman] You fleshy fuck! 722 00:39:28,243 --> 00:39:29,577 [upbeat music playing] 723 00:39:29,661 --> 00:39:31,413 ♪ I get it Immortimas sucks ♪ 724 00:39:31,496 --> 00:39:33,998 ♪ Isabel is evil And a bit of a schmuck ♪ 725 00:39:34,082 --> 00:39:36,584 ♪ But can I play Devil's advocate? ♪ 726 00:39:36,710 --> 00:39:39,713 ♪ You're missing One component ♪ 727 00:39:39,796 --> 00:39:42,590 ♪ Go ahead, buddy This is your moment ♪ 728 00:39:42,674 --> 00:39:45,385 ♪ What's the big deal? In here I'm real ♪ 729 00:39:45,468 --> 00:39:47,929 ♪ I can smell And touch and taste ♪ 730 00:39:48,013 --> 00:39:50,849 ♪ You'd let This body go to waste ♪ 731 00:39:50,932 --> 00:39:53,685 [Robotman singing] ♪ I thought we changed But you're deranged ♪ 732 00:39:53,768 --> 00:39:55,478 ♪ Let's get One thing straight ♪ 733 00:39:55,603 --> 00:39:59,315 ♪ You want to stay To masturbate ♪ 734 00:39:59,441 --> 00:40:01,609 [all] ♪ Maybe it's a pipe dream ♪ 735 00:40:01,735 --> 00:40:04,779 ♪ Maybe it's Xanadu ♪ 736 00:40:04,863 --> 00:40:08,867 ♪ Can't you see My family doesn't need ♪ 737 00:40:08,950 --> 00:40:12,787 ♪ My robot body ♪ 738 00:40:12,871 --> 00:40:16,583 ♪ And me ♪ 739 00:40:19,085 --> 00:40:22,213 ♪ I will never Be the perfect dad ♪ 740 00:40:22,297 --> 00:40:25,550 ♪ Is wanting to protect them From you so bad? ♪ 741 00:40:25,633 --> 00:40:29,763 [Oven Mitt Rory] ♪ What about me Pop-pop? ♪ 742 00:40:29,846 --> 00:40:32,474 ♪ Your favorite friend? ♪ 743 00:40:32,599 --> 00:40:38,313 ♪ I'll stay a baby forever If this doesn't end ♪ 744 00:40:38,438 --> 00:40:40,607 [all] ♪ Maybe it's A pipe dream ♪ 745 00:40:40,690 --> 00:40:43,818 ♪ Maybe it's Xanadu ♪ 746 00:40:43,943 --> 00:40:47,197 ♪ Isn't it nice to see What life could be ♪ 747 00:40:47,322 --> 00:40:51,826 ♪ Without my robot body ♪ 748 00:40:51,910 --> 00:40:57,415 ♪ And me ♪ 749 00:40:57,499 --> 00:40:59,876 -[song ends] -[doorbell chiming] 750 00:41:00,001 --> 00:41:02,045 [sinister instrumental music playing] 751 00:41:05,423 --> 00:41:07,842 Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! 752 00:41:07,926 --> 00:41:09,135 Okay, what's the plan? 753 00:41:09,219 --> 00:41:10,428 I can't believe she's actually here. 754 00:41:10,512 --> 00:41:12,389 Well, of course she's fucking here. 755 00:41:12,514 --> 00:41:14,099 -[Dorothy] I told you she'd come. -[Vic] There's no time. 756 00:41:14,182 --> 00:41:15,475 Okay. What are we gonna do? 757 00:41:15,558 --> 00:41:17,686 -[Casey] Drown her. -[Jane] Poison her. 758 00:41:17,769 --> 00:41:20,021 -Turn her into boron. -Turn the lights out and pretend we're not home. 759 00:41:20,146 --> 00:41:21,690 Who wants deviled eggs? 760 00:41:21,773 --> 00:41:23,983 -Hit her over the head with some ham. -Poison her. 761 00:41:24,067 --> 00:41:25,944 -[Jane] But with ham, yes. Poison her with ham. -[all squabbling indistinctly] 762 00:41:26,027 --> 00:41:28,071 -Give her so much ham, she explodes. -Okay, no more bullshit! 763 00:41:28,863 --> 00:41:30,365 Isabel is here. 764 00:41:30,490 --> 00:41:33,702 Where do you stand? Stay or go. 765 00:41:33,785 --> 00:41:35,120 -Stay! -Go! 766 00:41:35,203 --> 00:41:36,830 [Madame Rouge] Okay. And I'm a go. 767 00:41:36,913 --> 00:41:40,917 All right. That was slightly less unified than I'd expected. 768 00:41:41,042 --> 00:41:43,461 [doorbell chiming] 769 00:41:49,384 --> 00:41:50,260 Wait! 770 00:41:52,637 --> 00:41:55,557 We all know we're in some sort of fabricated existence here, 771 00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,559 whether we want to stay or leave. 772 00:41:57,684 --> 00:42:01,062 Whatever our differences, there is an almighty god at our front door. 773 00:42:01,187 --> 00:42:02,814 A spiteful god who didn't think twice 774 00:42:02,897 --> 00:42:05,400 of turning her most ardent worshippers into dust. 775 00:42:05,525 --> 00:42:06,776 So, let's just take a breath. 776 00:42:06,901 --> 00:42:09,404 [Cliff inhales deeply] 777 00:42:10,113 --> 00:42:11,573 She said... 778 00:42:11,656 --> 00:42:13,742 All we need to do is get through dinner. 779 00:42:13,867 --> 00:42:17,996 So, just shut your pie holes and put on a happy face. Hmm? 780 00:42:21,833 --> 00:42:22,959 Hmm? 781 00:42:24,044 --> 00:42:25,295 [Dorothy sighs] 782 00:42:28,423 --> 00:42:33,970 [in sing-song voice] Hello! I'm here! Where's my ham? 783 00:42:34,095 --> 00:42:35,555 [chuckles] 784 00:42:37,140 --> 00:42:40,018 Oh! I didn't know there was a theme. 785 00:42:45,565 --> 00:42:50,445 My goodness, this all looks divine! 786 00:42:52,947 --> 00:42:54,032 Sit. 787 00:42:55,116 --> 00:42:55,950 [energy pulsing] 788 00:42:56,034 --> 00:42:57,952 Now, let's see. 789 00:42:58,078 --> 00:42:59,496 Shall we start the festivities 790 00:42:59,621 --> 00:43:02,457 with a little Immortimas spirit? 791 00:43:02,540 --> 00:43:04,209 How about we go around the table 792 00:43:04,292 --> 00:43:07,337 and share what we're all grateful for? Hmm? 793 00:43:09,005 --> 00:43:10,131 I'll go first. 794 00:43:10,882 --> 00:43:15,053 I'm grateful for... me. 795 00:43:15,136 --> 00:43:17,847 [laughs] Oh, this is fun. 796 00:43:17,972 --> 00:43:19,182 [continues laughing] 797 00:43:19,307 --> 00:43:20,642 Who's next? 798 00:43:20,725 --> 00:43:22,018 Mister Mummy Man? 799 00:43:22,811 --> 00:43:24,312 [Larry] Uh... 800 00:43:24,437 --> 00:43:28,483 Well, um, I guess I'm grateful to be here with my family, 801 00:43:28,566 --> 00:43:30,485 and to introduce them all to my boyfriend. 802 00:43:31,861 --> 00:43:34,239 How sweet. And? 803 00:43:35,573 --> 00:43:38,243 -And... and for the-- -[clattering] 804 00:43:38,326 --> 00:43:40,662 The pleasure of worshipping you, Isabel. 805 00:43:40,787 --> 00:43:43,081 -[in demonic voice] Immortus! -[thunder rumbling] 806 00:43:44,165 --> 00:43:46,334 [malicious music playing] 807 00:43:51,047 --> 00:43:52,424 [Larry] Yeah. 808 00:43:52,507 --> 00:43:53,883 [in normal voice] Okay. 809 00:43:54,009 --> 00:43:55,510 Can someone pass the ham? 810 00:43:58,596 --> 00:44:00,265 [dishes clanking] 811 00:44:00,932 --> 00:44:01,850 Who's next? 812 00:44:05,020 --> 00:44:06,354 [sniffing] 813 00:44:06,438 --> 00:44:08,523 Okay, I'll go next. [clears throat] 814 00:44:09,190 --> 00:44:10,900 [sighs deeply] 815 00:44:11,026 --> 00:44:12,736 Uh, Immortus, 816 00:44:12,861 --> 00:44:16,781 I am grateful that you were there for me in my time of need. 817 00:44:16,865 --> 00:44:19,993 I needed to do a giant pish, 818 00:44:20,076 --> 00:44:23,038 and you provided a wipe 819 00:44:23,121 --> 00:44:25,874 -for me to freshen up my fufu. -[Rita softly] Mm-mm. 820 00:44:25,957 --> 00:44:27,834 And for that, I thank you. 821 00:44:29,711 --> 00:44:32,213 Except that this is Immortimas Day, 822 00:44:32,297 --> 00:44:34,049 and you couldn't possibly know that, Rouge, 823 00:44:34,174 --> 00:44:37,510 because there only is Immortimas Day. 824 00:44:37,594 --> 00:44:42,557 Except, Willie-Wanks-A-Lot, this world isn't real. 825 00:44:42,682 --> 00:44:45,310 Now you should know it was super easy to figure that out 826 00:44:45,393 --> 00:44:47,479 because you didn't even try to hide 827 00:44:47,562 --> 00:44:50,607 that this is an alternate reality, 828 00:44:50,732 --> 00:44:52,567 or maybe you just suck at this. 829 00:44:52,692 --> 00:44:55,236 -[Isabel grunts] -[Madame Rouge chokes] 830 00:44:58,031 --> 00:45:01,618 Don't you all agree Rouge is the ultimate party pooper? 831 00:45:01,743 --> 00:45:03,244 [gasping] 832 00:45:04,496 --> 00:45:07,374 [in demonic voice] Don't you agree? 833 00:45:07,457 --> 00:45:09,542 [all agreeing] Yes, uh-huh. 834 00:45:09,626 --> 00:45:10,794 Smelled that shit from over here. 835 00:45:10,919 --> 00:45:12,295 -[Larry] Yeah. -[Vic] Party pooper. 836 00:45:12,420 --> 00:45:14,673 [in normal voice] Now, my question was, 837 00:45:16,257 --> 00:45:17,842 what are you grateful for? 838 00:45:19,469 --> 00:45:22,263 [straining and choking] 839 00:45:23,098 --> 00:45:25,183 Sing out, Louise! 840 00:45:25,266 --> 00:45:27,560 [straining and choking] 841 00:45:29,979 --> 00:45:31,439 I have something to say! 842 00:45:32,941 --> 00:45:34,901 Uh, because Immortus, 843 00:45:34,984 --> 00:45:38,238 I have so much to thank you for. [chuckles] 844 00:45:38,321 --> 00:45:41,783 Lovely. [clears throat] Proceed. 845 00:45:41,908 --> 00:45:46,788 We are all grateful for you, because without you, 846 00:45:46,913 --> 00:45:50,041 we would not be the incredible people at this table. 847 00:45:50,125 --> 00:45:53,837 I have to admit you've been a role model to me. 848 00:45:53,962 --> 00:45:58,299 You've taught me what it means to be... an icon and a hero. 849 00:46:00,135 --> 00:46:02,220 Thank you, Rita. [sighs] 850 00:46:02,303 --> 00:46:04,681 -Who's next-- -I'm not done. 851 00:46:04,806 --> 00:46:10,061 Your need for constant attention and adulation is inspiring. 852 00:46:10,145 --> 00:46:12,439 Your hunger for perfection... 853 00:46:12,522 --> 00:46:14,149 [chuckling] ...although a hopeless endeavor, 854 00:46:14,274 --> 00:46:18,820 is almost as impressive as your lack of self-awareness. 855 00:46:18,945 --> 00:46:22,198 And finally, and this is what I do admire most, 856 00:46:22,323 --> 00:46:27,245 your ability to be an even bigger narcissist than I could ever be. 857 00:46:27,328 --> 00:46:30,540 You think you're all powerful? You think you're all knowing? 858 00:46:30,665 --> 00:46:33,418 Well, I know you because I was you. 859 00:46:33,501 --> 00:46:36,504 And I don't want to be you anymore. 860 00:46:36,629 --> 00:46:39,841 It is a sad, lonely, pathetic existence. 861 00:46:44,179 --> 00:46:45,638 [Larry sighs] Oh. 862 00:46:49,768 --> 00:46:50,643 [sighs] 863 00:46:50,727 --> 00:46:55,023 I see. And do you all agree? 864 00:46:55,106 --> 00:46:58,234 [emphatically] Absolutely not! 865 00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:00,028 Praise Immortus! 866 00:47:00,111 --> 00:47:03,698 [laughing] We all love you. 867 00:47:03,823 --> 00:47:06,326 -And Immortimas Day! -[Isabel and Cliff chuckle] 868 00:47:06,409 --> 00:47:08,995 [sputtering] That's not what Rita means. 869 00:47:09,079 --> 00:47:10,538 She's just tired. 870 00:47:10,622 --> 00:47:12,457 That's just... It's the ham fumes. 871 00:47:12,540 --> 00:47:15,710 -You know how it is. -Yeah. Yeah. 872 00:47:16,628 --> 00:47:18,630 Actually, I agree with Rita. 873 00:47:18,713 --> 00:47:21,716 -What the fuck? -[Vic] Dude, let her speak. 874 00:47:21,841 --> 00:47:24,761 I'm not sure this is what I want anymore. 875 00:47:26,554 --> 00:47:29,391 Immortimas is just another prison. 876 00:47:29,516 --> 00:47:31,476 It's another lie. 877 00:47:31,559 --> 00:47:34,062 And I'm done lying to myself. 878 00:47:34,187 --> 00:47:38,900 I'm 100 years old, for God's sake, and I'm still hiding. 879 00:47:39,025 --> 00:47:42,487 I have never lived out in the real world. 880 00:47:43,863 --> 00:47:46,032 I can't lock myself away anymore. 881 00:47:47,283 --> 00:47:48,410 I need to go. 882 00:47:53,289 --> 00:47:54,499 Then I'll go with you. 883 00:47:55,208 --> 00:47:56,501 What? 884 00:47:56,584 --> 00:47:59,170 So, that's three votes to leave Immortimas. 885 00:47:59,254 --> 00:48:03,258 No, no, no, no, no. That... that's not what she means. 886 00:48:03,383 --> 00:48:06,553 Dorothy loves Immortimas Day. 887 00:48:06,636 --> 00:48:10,140 And-- Who... who is this? 888 00:48:10,265 --> 00:48:11,975 [sighs in exasperation] 889 00:48:12,100 --> 00:48:16,938 I'm just saying that... I thought I found a new adventure here. 890 00:48:18,189 --> 00:48:19,524 A new experience. 891 00:48:20,608 --> 00:48:21,901 Clearly I was wrong. 892 00:48:23,528 --> 00:48:25,155 If I'm going to be a hero in the real world, 893 00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:26,948 I need to see the real world. 894 00:48:27,073 --> 00:48:28,616 No, come on. 895 00:48:28,700 --> 00:48:32,787 Can't a... a human man catch a break? 896 00:48:32,871 --> 00:48:38,126 [chuckling nervously] I mean, she's not even with us. 897 00:48:38,209 --> 00:48:39,169 What is your name? 898 00:48:39,294 --> 00:48:40,795 I really wanted to stay here. 899 00:48:40,879 --> 00:48:42,672 It's about as perfect as perfect can be. 900 00:48:42,797 --> 00:48:47,218 Finally, someone saying the things that we all are thinking. 901 00:48:47,302 --> 00:48:50,972 -But if I'm being honest with myself... -Fuck me. 902 00:48:51,097 --> 00:48:54,476 It's another story being written for me. 903 00:48:54,559 --> 00:48:56,144 -You were right all along. -[Larry sighs] 904 00:48:56,227 --> 00:48:58,313 I don't want to live in a fake world either. 905 00:48:58,438 --> 00:48:59,689 How can I know what I truly want, 906 00:48:59,814 --> 00:49:03,318 when people keep rewriting my backstory? 907 00:49:03,401 --> 00:49:06,154 How can I trust my feelings when I don't even know who I am? 908 00:49:08,073 --> 00:49:09,949 I need to write my own story for once. 909 00:49:10,867 --> 00:49:12,410 You wanna leave? 910 00:49:12,494 --> 00:49:14,996 But you said... [sighs] 911 00:49:15,121 --> 00:49:16,164 I don't want you to leave. 912 00:49:18,124 --> 00:49:20,085 He's not with us either. 913 00:49:20,168 --> 00:49:22,504 That's four votes. 914 00:49:25,215 --> 00:49:26,383 And I'm five. 915 00:49:28,510 --> 00:49:29,761 [plate clatters] 916 00:49:31,846 --> 00:49:34,974 So basically what we're trying to say is fuck you 917 00:49:35,058 --> 00:49:36,518 and fuck Immortimas. 918 00:49:36,643 --> 00:49:38,603 -[table thuds] -[gasping] 919 00:49:40,063 --> 00:49:42,565 [coughing and panting] 920 00:49:42,691 --> 00:49:43,983 [groaning softly] 921 00:49:45,485 --> 00:49:46,903 [sobbing] 922 00:49:49,572 --> 00:49:51,199 [sinister music playing] 923 00:49:54,035 --> 00:49:55,245 [sniffs] 924 00:49:55,370 --> 00:49:56,871 [growls in demonic voice] 925 00:49:57,706 --> 00:49:59,207 [clears throat] 926 00:49:59,290 --> 00:50:00,583 [grunts] 927 00:50:02,377 --> 00:50:04,129 [grumbling] 928 00:50:05,380 --> 00:50:06,756 [wailing in frustration] 929 00:50:06,881 --> 00:50:09,759 [screams in demonic voice] 930 00:50:10,510 --> 00:50:11,678 [grunts] 931 00:50:16,057 --> 00:50:17,517 [thunder rumbling] 932 00:50:18,601 --> 00:50:19,602 [in demonic voice] Move. 933 00:50:19,728 --> 00:50:21,479 [tense music playing] 934 00:50:23,732 --> 00:50:25,150 [thunder claps] 935 00:50:40,331 --> 00:50:44,919 ♪ I fix all your problems And what do you do? ♪ 936 00:50:45,045 --> 00:50:47,756 ♪ You find a way to break out ♪ 937 00:50:47,881 --> 00:50:51,760 ♪ And make it all about you ♪ 938 00:50:56,765 --> 00:50:59,476 ♪ Was it really so hard ♪ 939 00:50:59,601 --> 00:51:06,274 ♪ To give me All your love and devotion ♪ 940 00:51:06,399 --> 00:51:09,402 ♪ I could have Chosen the timeline ♪ 941 00:51:09,486 --> 00:51:14,783 ♪ That featured lotion ♪ 942 00:51:14,908 --> 00:51:19,120 -♪ You're all doomed! ♪ -♪ Doomed! ♪ 943 00:51:19,245 --> 00:51:23,333 ♪ Sorry not sorry To break the bad news ♪ 944 00:51:23,458 --> 00:51:29,964 -♪ Doomed! Doomed! Doomed! ♪ -♪ Doomed! Doomed! Doomed! ♪ 945 00:51:30,048 --> 00:51:32,384 ♪ Doomed! Doomed! ♪ 946 00:51:32,467 --> 00:51:36,763 ♪ Aw, you think you've won? Yeah, you think I'm done? ♪ 947 00:51:36,846 --> 00:51:39,307 ♪ Think again The age of Immortus ♪ 948 00:51:39,432 --> 00:51:41,810 ♪ Has just begun ♪ 949 00:51:42,686 --> 00:51:44,312 What are you gonna do, kill us? 950 00:51:45,230 --> 00:51:48,024 [laughs] I don't have to. 951 00:51:48,149 --> 00:51:53,363 ♪ 'Cause you're all doomed ♪ 952 00:51:53,488 --> 00:51:57,659 ♪ Sorry not sorry To break the bad news ♪ 953 00:51:57,742 --> 00:52:01,830 -♪ Doomed! Doomed! ♪ -♪ Doomed! Doomed! ♪ 954 00:52:01,913 --> 00:52:04,332 ♪ You're about to blow My dude ♪ 955 00:52:04,457 --> 00:52:10,839 ♪ You're all doomed ♪ 956 00:52:10,964 --> 00:52:12,340 -[clicks fingers] -[thunder claps] 957 00:52:12,424 --> 00:52:14,342 [song ends] 958 00:52:14,467 --> 00:52:15,593 [Rita gasps] 959 00:52:16,678 --> 00:52:18,596 [machinery whirring] 960 00:52:23,184 --> 00:52:24,102 [sighs] 961 00:52:24,185 --> 00:52:25,186 [paper flapping] 962 00:52:28,523 --> 00:52:29,733 [Rita sighs] 963 00:52:31,860 --> 00:52:33,862 Son of a bitch.