1 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:20,371 [wind blowing] 2 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:32,550 [footsteps approaching] 3 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:01,704 [static] 4 00:02:12,715 --> 00:02:15,134 [pinging] 5 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:35,155 [snarling] 6 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:40,743 [wind howling] 7 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,838 [pinging] 8 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:55,174 [ground rumbling] 9 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:56,593 [pinging stops] 10 00:03:03,182 --> 00:03:05,768 This is recording 297. 11 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:10,440 Observations of the Doom Patrol by Dr. Harrison, day 93. 12 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,275 The Codpiece mission. 13 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:15,612 I continue to be astounded by the garden of psychological plights 14 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:17,614 presented by this group. 15 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:21,784 It's been three months and my decision to stay continues to pay dividends. 16 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:26,164 This bargain basement sideshow has been working as a superhero team, 17 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:28,541 aptly named the Doom Patrol. 18 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,835 ["Animal (F**K Like A Beast)" playing] 19 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:39,636 ♪ I got pictures of Naked ladies ♪ 20 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:41,763 ♪ Lying on their beds ♪ 21 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:44,766 [Dr. Harrison] Rita has carved out a starring role for herself 22 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:47,685 as team leader, because no one wanted the job. 23 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:50,229 Ready? Positions. 24 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:52,607 And action! 25 00:03:52,690 --> 00:03:55,860 ♪ I start to howl I'm in heat ♪ 26 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:59,364 ♪ I moan and growl And the hunt drives me crazy ♪ 27 00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:00,406 [gun fires] 28 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:02,325 ♪ I fuck like a beast ♪ 29 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:08,665 ♪ I come round, round I come feel your love ♪ 30 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:12,418 [Dr. Harrison] But this failed starlet, failed high school drama teacher 31 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:18,174 and failed community theater extra seems to have found her niche, by default. 32 00:04:18,257 --> 00:04:21,678 Believe it or not, she's led this busted Justice League 33 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:24,055 to seven successful missions. 34 00:04:24,138 --> 00:04:28,142 Dear Rita tackles the job with endless enthusiasm 35 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:32,188 despite the lack of cooperation or respect of her teammates. 36 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:35,066 [sighs] 37 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:36,693 Any questions? 38 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:40,738 [Cliff] Yeah, not going after Codpiece, 39 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:42,782 and not doing codenames. 40 00:04:42,865 --> 00:04:47,912 A question beings with "who," "what," "where," "when" or "why," Clifford. 41 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:50,707 Why do you get to pick the codenames? 42 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:52,333 Because they suck. 43 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:55,044 When you spend days researching and plotting missions 44 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,422 while getting paper cuts and inky fingers, 45 00:04:57,505 --> 00:04:59,882 you can choose the codenames, okay? 46 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,093 Until then, you're Robotman. 47 00:05:02,176 --> 00:05:04,804 Dr. Harrison is Crazy Jane. 48 00:05:04,887 --> 00:05:06,305 Larry is Negative Man, 49 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:10,059 Vic is Cyborg and, Rouge, 50 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,936 you're Dogshit McGivens. 51 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:17,859 [Dr. Harrison] Rita's ire for Madam Rouge is as hot and fiery as ever. 52 00:05:17,942 --> 00:05:20,278 And Rouge eats healthy doses of her shit 53 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:24,449 because she desperately wants to make amends for Malcolm and the Sisterhood. 54 00:05:29,078 --> 00:05:31,748 Even though it runs counter to her true nature. 55 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:35,710 Yeah. Good choice. Mmm-hmm. Elasta-Woman. 56 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:38,254 Thank you. 57 00:05:38,337 --> 00:05:40,548 [Dr. Harrison] In between hating Rouge and being disrespected, 58 00:05:40,631 --> 00:05:45,595 Rita had the good idea to attach The Brain's robot head to the time machine. 59 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:50,725 Now, we no longer have to hurdle through space, time, duct taped to Shipley. 60 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:54,437 She also solved the time travel memory loss problem. 61 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,105 [hisses] Ah! 62 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,398 [Dr. Harrison] Strangely enough, with jellyfish. 63 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:58,733 [sighs] 64 00:05:58,816 --> 00:06:01,652 I couldn't tell you why it works. 65 00:06:02,695 --> 00:06:03,613 But it does. 66 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:04,822 Oh, no, thanks. 67 00:06:05,823 --> 00:06:09,118 [whooshing] 68 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,204 [Vic] Codpiece just robbed the bank. 69 00:06:13,247 --> 00:06:14,916 Can we speed this up, please? 70 00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:17,126 ["Animal (F**K Like A Beast)" continues playing] 71 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:18,169 [both grunting] 72 00:06:18,252 --> 00:06:20,004 [Dr. Harrison panting] 73 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:22,924 [scoffs] Not everyone can handle a full-load from this big gun. 74 00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:25,927 -[Rita] So juvenile. -[Dr. Harrison] Overcompensating much? 75 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:27,512 -[Cliff] Gross. -Everyone back to order. 76 00:06:27,595 --> 00:06:28,930 -I've seen bigger. -[Larry] That's disgusting. 77 00:06:29,013 --> 00:06:31,015 [sighs] Robotman, flank him on the left. 78 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:32,475 ♪ I got pictures of Naked ladies ♪ 79 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:33,976 ♪ Lying on their beds ♪ 80 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,061 Robotman. 81 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:37,855 Robotman! 82 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:39,774 ♪ I whiff that smell And sweet convulsion ♪ 83 00:06:39,857 --> 00:06:41,275 Clifasaurous. 84 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:43,694 Left flank. Got it. 85 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:45,571 ♪ I'm making Artificial lovers for free ♪ 86 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:48,783 [gun firing] 87 00:06:48,866 --> 00:06:52,203 ♪ I moan and growl And the hunt drives me crazy ♪ 88 00:06:52,286 --> 00:06:54,497 ♪ I fuck like a beast ♪ 89 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:57,333 Fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 90 00:06:57,416 --> 00:07:01,462 Fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. 91 00:07:02,296 --> 00:07:04,674 [grunting] 92 00:07:04,757 --> 00:07:07,593 ♪ I come steal your love ♪ 93 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:12,056 Dogshit McGivens, draw his fire while the others get to safety. 94 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,766 Draw his fire? Seriously? 95 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:15,434 [shouting] Just do it! 96 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:16,477 Fuckin' hell. 97 00:07:17,895 --> 00:07:19,021 [screams] 98 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:20,189 [Madame Rouge yelps] 99 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:23,151 ♪ I come steal your love ♪ 100 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:24,610 [Rita] Not behind the bush. 101 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:27,071 His ammo will cut right through. 102 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:29,699 Just like my multi-man batter. 103 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:31,200 [sighs] 104 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:34,078 Could you try not to be disgusting for two seconds? 105 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:37,707 ♪ A pelvic thrust and the sweat Starts to sting ya ♪ 106 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:40,751 ♪ I fuck like a beast ♪ 107 00:07:40,835 --> 00:07:45,464 [Dr. Harrison] Rita tries to control the team's every move 108 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:49,093 because she can't bear to lose another loved one. 109 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:52,013 Diagnosis? 110 00:07:52,096 --> 00:07:58,102 A textbook perfectionist, slash, narcissist with survivor skill and PTSD. 111 00:07:58,186 --> 00:08:02,732 Vic and his father repaired most of the Robotman's smooshed body. 112 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:06,569 However, the testicle creature incident led to global shipping delays 113 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:08,738 and they're still waiting on parts for his other arm. 114 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:11,157 Okay. I'm gonna go rip his dick off. 115 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,786 [Cliff] God damn, son of a... 116 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:18,664 No. No! No. Still grateful for my crappy petite body. 117 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:21,375 Everyday outside that giant robot is a blessing. 118 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:24,545 [Dr. Harrison] I suspect Cliff has a low IQ 119 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:28,674 due to poor breeding, a Florida public school education, 120 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:30,676 and race car fumes. 121 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,303 Diagnosis, 122 00:08:32,386 --> 00:08:34,096 a grade A simpleton. 123 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:35,640 [people screaming] 124 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:37,642 [Dr. Harrison] The hero formally known as Useful 125 00:08:37,725 --> 00:08:41,354 has settled into place as the team's one man IT squad. 126 00:08:41,437 --> 00:08:46,442 Without his tech, Rita prefers he stay out of harm's way. 127 00:08:46,525 --> 00:08:51,364 But Vic is unsatisfied by his new role and yearns to do more. 128 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,084 Elasta-Woman, you got a bogey flyin' in. 129 00:09:03,834 --> 00:09:04,710 Elasta-Woman. 130 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,006 Hey! Yo, that's far enough. 131 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:12,176 No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Don't... Don't do anything. 132 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:14,095 I'm not really part of Codpiece's crew. 133 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:19,016 I'm... I'm just the IT guy. 134 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,227 What do you mean, "Just the IT guy?" 135 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:23,145 You're an integral part of his villainy. 136 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,856 You're the foundation he builds his nefarious successes on. 137 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,984 Oh. [chuckles] 138 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:31,445 Yeah. Yeah, I... I am vital. 139 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,322 I guess I am important, huh? 140 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,490 [laughs] 141 00:09:34,573 --> 00:09:36,993 -[sniffles, grunts] -Are you good? 142 00:09:37,576 --> 00:09:38,661 [shushes] 143 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,788 Yeah. Yeah, just... just hang on. 144 00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:43,291 I can't do it if people are talking. [sniffles] 145 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:45,334 -[grunting] -[weapon loading] 146 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:47,503 Shit. 147 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:51,299 Oh. Oh. Shit. 148 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:53,676 [IT guy grunts in pain] 149 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:55,845 What was your part of the plan? 150 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:59,181 Was it to engage with an ass-bazooka wielding twit? 151 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:00,224 But he was literal-- 152 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:01,559 [Rita] I don't want to hear it. 153 00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:05,187 You stick to the plan or you stay home. 154 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,398 [Dr. Harrison] Plain old Vic takes the red-headed miss' 155 00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:10,359 admonishments as a lack of faith in his abilities. 156 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:14,447 He doesn't realize she too was working through her own issues. 157 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:18,534 Together they form the perfect storm of psychological inadequacies. 158 00:10:18,617 --> 00:10:22,371 Though Vic fearlessly jumped into the fray against a nimrod 159 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,373 with a rump cannon, 160 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:27,251 he's far less courageous when it comes to following through 161 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:30,796 on the promise he made himself to find his happiness. 162 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:42,058 Diagnosis, personality dysmorphia and social cowardice. 163 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,728 [siren wailing] 164 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:48,814 Larry and Keeg have been getting on like a house on fire. 165 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:50,941 It may be the first reported case 166 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:54,737 of a host developing Stockholm syndrome towards its parasite. 167 00:10:57,698 --> 00:10:59,367 Oh. [groans] 168 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:01,077 [Dr. Harrison] Larry's managed to let go of himself enough 169 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,287 to share his life and body with Keeg 170 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:08,042 in a way he never could with the Negative Spirit or his human family. 171 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:10,836 And though Larry tells himself the new life he's forged 172 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,798 with the neon leech is fulfilling enough, 173 00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:16,550 the truth is, he yearns for more. 174 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:20,262 I'm fine, buddy. Just you and me. 175 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,139 [Dr. Harrison] Diagnosis, 176 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:26,894 good old-fashion self-loathing with a healthy dash of co-dependency. 177 00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:30,189 Madame Rouge refuses the jellyfish on every mission 178 00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:32,274 because it gives her the briefest respite 179 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:35,778 from remembering her betrayal of Malcolm and the Sisterhood. 180 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:37,238 Oh. Excuse me! 181 00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:39,115 What am I meant to be doing again? I-- 182 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,825 What? You don't remember? 183 00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:45,037 Transform into something to psych him out. 184 00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:46,664 Right. 185 00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:51,794 [Cliff] Holy shit! Nice one, Rouge. 186 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,675 [grunting] 187 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,929 [mimicking gunshots, grunts] 188 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:03,472 [groans] 189 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,890 Are you body shaming me? 190 00:12:06,725 --> 00:12:08,602 That's some next level evil. 191 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:10,020 I won't even go there. 192 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:14,233 [yells] I'll kill your face! So hard! 193 00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:20,448 [Dr. Harrison] But Rouge's memories always return with a vengeance. 194 00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:21,824 [exhales] 195 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:23,492 [Dr. Harrison] And she's created a nasty ritual 196 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,495 that's a form of psychological self-harm. 197 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,247 The results are always the same 198 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,833 and she's forced to face the fact that she's relegated 199 00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,877 hundreds of people to obsolescence. 200 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:37,131 Though all encompassing, her pain is a quiet one. 201 00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:39,467 The kind that's always there, 202 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:42,636 just under the surface, smoldering, 203 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:46,056 looking for something to catch, but never finding anything. 204 00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:49,351 Diagnosis, 205 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:52,688 self-loathing doormat with sociopathic tendencies. 206 00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:58,110 As for me, I've managed to find my own place 207 00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:01,197 amongst this bunch of walking tragedies. 208 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:04,325 One that makes use of my specific talents. 209 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,536 Come now, Mr. Codpiece, 210 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,371 who are you really mad at? 211 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,999 Because it can't possibly be me. 212 00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:13,667 You don't even know me. 213 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,629 [sirens approaching] 214 00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:18,756 [woman speaking indistinctly over radio] 215 00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:21,300 I know I only get one phone call, Dr. H, 216 00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:23,260 but I think you're right. 217 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,553 It should be to my mom. 218 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,563 [Dr. Harrison] This doomed patrol is the El Dorado 219 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,941 of psychological dysfunctions. 220 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:42,571 I could publish volumes based on my observations. 221 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:44,782 -[thuds] -Oh. 222 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,160 Thank you. 223 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,454 [Dr. Harrison] Unfortunately, my attention has been divided, 224 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:54,083 between my work and my obligations. 225 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,584 -That's too much. -[sniffles] 226 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,753 Abuelita only uses two shakes. 227 00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:00,047 Really? 228 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,020 Why are you here, H? 229 00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:19,316 To ask you the same question. 230 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,735 The others are all searching for Kay. 231 00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:22,945 Why aren't you? 232 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,613 Because I can think of better ways 233 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,575 of wasting my time, like trying to eat my own face. 234 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:29,618 So you're not concerned about the girl? 235 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,829 [Jane] Of course I'm fucking concerned. 236 00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:33,789 But Kay constructed this place. 237 00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:35,249 And if she doesn't want to be found, 238 00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:37,501 [softly] we're not going to find her. 239 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:41,547 So you're here in her memories, enjoying warm beverages. 240 00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:44,800 I'm doing something actually useful. 241 00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:47,261 I'm trying to figure out what the girl needs. 242 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,056 -Wanna know what I think? -Mmm. 243 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:55,978 Yeah, more than anything I've ever wanted in my entire miserable life. 244 00:14:56,061 --> 00:15:00,733 I think you're on vacation here. 245 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:04,987 Hiding in the girl's memories to avoid your responsibilities. 246 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:09,700 How relieved you must feel of not having the weight of it all on your shoulders. 247 00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:12,995 Or maybe this is just sour grapes. 248 00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:15,914 After all, the girl did disappear, 249 00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:17,833 under your watch. 250 00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:19,960 Mmm. 251 00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:22,338 Remind me where you went to medical school again? 252 00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:26,759 Was it the University of I-Watched-A-Shit-Ton- Of-Sally-Jesse-Raphael? 253 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,595 Enjoy your stay, Jane. 254 00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,396 [door creaking, closing] 255 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,775 [drilling] 256 00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:44,985 -Looks good. -Yep. 257 00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:47,029 So then, boom! 258 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:48,906 With the press of a cell phone button, 259 00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:51,659 she teleported the entire bus of Edgelords into the Phantom Zone, 260 00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:53,243 which they didn't seem to hate. 261 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,704 But we, uh, we busted them out anyway. 262 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,873 [laughs] Cell Phone Silvia, huh? 263 00:15:57,956 --> 00:16:00,709 -Yup! -And what was your part in this caper? 264 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:04,046 Me? Yeah, I, um... 265 00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,382 I downloaded her phone's user menu from the internet. 266 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,676 That thing is over ten years old. 267 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,427 Man! That was hard to find. 268 00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:11,804 Sounds like you're keeping busy. 269 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:13,389 Yeah. 270 00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,724 But, um, 271 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,685 are you leaving any time to find your bliss? 272 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,188 [exhales sharply] 273 00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:24,149 I didn't ditch my tech to spite you. 274 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:27,695 When are you gonna understand that this choice was about me? 275 00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:31,281 It wasn't an accusation, son. 276 00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:33,701 I'm sorry. 277 00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,369 [sighs] 278 00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:38,706 The truth is, this isn't as easy as I thought it would be. 279 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,875 Scary tryin' to find yourself, isn't it? 280 00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:45,754 I think I'd rather take on an Edgelord. 281 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,840 [laughs] 282 00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:49,758 Now, just give yourself time. 283 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:50,759 You'll get there. 284 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:52,761 [sighs] 285 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,012 Looks like we're done here. 286 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,472 Thanks for your help on this, Dad. 287 00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:57,516 He's gonna be psyched. 288 00:16:58,225 --> 00:16:59,309 Of course. 289 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,103 It was fun. 290 00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:03,188 Yeah, it was. 291 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,024 Let's gather the troops. 292 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:09,153 [alarm blaring] 293 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,950 [Cliff] All right, all right, all right. 294 00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:18,328 Whose face are we stomping justice into today? 295 00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,581 Is that my fucking arm? 296 00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:22,791 As a matter of fact, it is. 297 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:26,044 [chuckling] Fuck. Fucking sweetness! 298 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,298 Why is everyone else here? 299 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:33,469 Well, we couldn't make your arm exactly like it was so, um, 300 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,139 we decided to make it better. 301 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,224 Looks like the same old shitty robot arm 302 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:44,313 with the same old shitty robot fingers that I can't type for shit with, 303 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:45,814 or write, or bowl. 304 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:46,899 We... 305 00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:50,986 We gave you the sense of touch... 306 00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:53,739 In one finger. 307 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:55,741 But over time, 308 00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:57,534 if things work the way they're supposed to, 309 00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:00,871 the nanites will spread to your other fingers. 310 00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:01,997 [Cliff gasps] Wh... 311 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,667 I'll be able to feel with my whole hand? 312 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,169 That's the plan, Robotman. 313 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:09,046 [gasps] 314 00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:16,261 [chuckling] I don't know what to say. 315 00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,222 [laughs] Thank you! 316 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:21,141 Uh, from my bottom of my non-existent heart. 317 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,392 -[chuckling] -[Vic groaning] All right. 318 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,852 -[Silas] Okay. -[Vic] All right. 319 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,062 [chuckles] 320 00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:25,896 [muffled groans from Vic and Silas] 321 00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:27,314 [laughs] 322 00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:28,857 [clears throat] 323 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,199 [laughing] 324 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:40,244 And this how you say "Fuck you" in England. 325 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,331 Now we can calibrate your sense of touch. 326 00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:45,541 Let's start with the cotton. 327 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,709 Uh, would it be okay if I didn't? 328 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,379 It would be better if you did. 329 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,881 You... you mind telling us why you don't want to? 330 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:58,262 I haven't felt anything for 40 years. 331 00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:00,848 I think the first thing I'd like to touch is my grandson. 332 00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:09,064 -[Cliff sighs] -Cliff, 333 00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:11,859 not to be a spoilsport but technically, 334 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,444 you are touching that oven mitt. 335 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,989 Doesn't count. Doesn't count. 336 00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:21,702 But, goddamn, it's soft. 337 00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:24,413 Come on, fuck nuts! 338 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,290 To the time machine! 339 00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:28,250 We're going to fucking Florida! 340 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:31,670 Um, Clifford, I know that you are excited, 341 00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:34,256 but the time machine is not an Uber. 342 00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:36,466 It is a crime fighting apparatus. 343 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,260 [Madame Rouge] Oh, come on, Rita. 344 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:41,763 What is the harm in a wee jaunt to America's sweaty armpit? 345 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,932 This is a joyous occasion. 346 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,309 Why don't you make a little exception? 347 00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:46,977 Oh, what's the harm? 348 00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:49,021 -Yeah, come on, Rita. -Don't be so controlling. 349 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:50,772 -Be cool for once. -[sighs] 350 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,774 All right, all right, all right. 351 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,610 Just this once. 352 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:57,362 Fuck yeah, let's roll! 353 00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,531 I think I'll sit this one out. I am allergic to jellyfish 354 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,116 and experimental fringe science. 355 00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:02,409 -Take care, son. -[chuckling] All right, Dad. 356 00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:03,785 I'll talk to you. 357 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:07,247 Um, Rita, a private word? 358 00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:09,124 What is it? 359 00:20:09,207 --> 00:20:12,794 Uh, well, I, um, thought over time if I consumed enough of your shit, 360 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,380 -I-I'd earn your forgiveness but I'm realizing that's... -[scoffs] 361 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:19,134 Probably never gonna happen. And since my presence here is a constant trigger for you, 362 00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:21,929 I was thinking, perhaps maybe, once I... 363 00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:24,973 Well, perhaps maybe, once we all return from Florida, 364 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,059 it might be best that I find somewhere else to live. 365 00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:29,770 Unless of course, you can find it in your heart to... 366 00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:31,647 [sighs] 367 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:32,606 Forgive me. 368 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:39,279 [clicks tongue] I hear there are a lot of nice efficiencies 369 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:42,574 in Cloverton, if you don't mind getting scabies. 370 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:43,992 I... I don't actually. 371 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,827 And perhaps maybe you could give me... 372 00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:50,040 [clicks tongue] 373 00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:52,292 Give me the address. 374 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:55,170 This is the best day of my entire freaking life! 375 00:20:56,254 --> 00:20:58,215 Can we leave already? 376 00:20:58,298 --> 00:20:59,758 Why have we not left yet? 377 00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:02,719 No, thank you. 378 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:05,472 No, you listen here, Madame Rouge. 379 00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:08,767 You will put this jellyfish on top of your peanut head 380 00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:12,187 because I want you to remember every word of your promise 381 00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:13,897 to leave my home. 382 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,693 Oh, fucking-- 383 00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:20,529 Okay, Florida five minutes from now. Everybody ready? 384 00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:21,613 [seatbelt clicks] 385 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:22,781 [alarm sounding] 386 00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:26,034 -[Shipley rumbling] -[whooshes] 387 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,662 Shipley, play some travel tunes, will ya? 388 00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:30,914 [Cliff] ♪ Hands ♪ 389 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:36,878 ♪ Touching hands ♪ 390 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:40,007 ♪ Reaching out ♪ 391 00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:42,676 ♪ Touching me ♪ 392 00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:47,097 ♪ Touching you ♪ 393 00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:50,142 [all] ♪ Sweet Caroline ♪ 394 00:21:50,225 --> 00:21:51,768 ♪ Pa, pa, pa ♪ 395 00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:55,147 ♪ Good times never Seemed so good ♪ 396 00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:58,233 ♪ So good, so good, so good ♪ 397 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:02,696 [sighs] Are you an animal, vegetable or mineral? 398 00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:04,865 Yes. 399 00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:07,284 Are you Animal Vegetable Mineral Man? 400 00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:09,953 Damn it! I thought that'd be harder. 401 00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:12,664 What else could possibly fit that description? 402 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:15,250 [woman screaming] 403 00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:17,627 You guys seein' this? 404 00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:23,425 [woman screaming] 405 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:24,801 [Dr. Harrison] Oh, it's probably another time goat. 406 00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:26,470 Let's not get paranoid. 407 00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:27,763 It's a woman. 408 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:28,930 -[screaming] -[grunts] 409 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:31,933 -[rumbling] -[alarm blaring] 410 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:33,685 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 411 00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:35,437 Help me. Help me please. 412 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,439 Is this bad? 'Cause this feels pretty fucking bad. 413 00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:39,024 I don't think it's good. 414 00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:40,400 I know her. 415 00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:43,070 She likes to watch people pee. No judgement. 416 00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:45,280 That's Isabel Feathers. 417 00:22:45,363 --> 00:22:46,615 Who? 418 00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:48,450 The talentless wannabe who portrayed me 419 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:50,744 in the Cloverton Theatre's Our Town, huh. 420 00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:51,953 [Isabel] Help, help me! 421 00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:53,622 -[Vic] Should we let her in? -No. 422 00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:56,958 Let me in. Let me in. Let me in. Let me in. [screams] 423 00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:58,627 What's she doing in the time stream? 424 00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:00,295 Uh, that might be my bad. 425 00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:02,130 When I arrived in Cloverton, 426 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,257 she watched me taking a massive wazz, 427 00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:06,468 then fell right into my time hole. 428 00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:08,804 I... I didn't think it was worth mentioning. 429 00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:11,640 Please! Angry Jesus! 430 00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:13,892 Don't let me die before I touch my grandbaby! 431 00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:16,812 [automated voice speaking] Arrival imminent. Arrival imminent. 432 00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:18,855 When are we headed, Victor? What year? 433 00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:20,440 No idea. 434 00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:22,484 Everybody brace for impact. 435 00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:23,902 This is gonna be a rough landing. 436 00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:25,403 [rumbling] 437 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:27,864 [screaming] 438 00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:32,035 -[rumbling] -[crashing] 439 00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:40,085 -[Shipley slows down] -[whooshing] 440 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:50,762 [Rita] Is everyone okay? 441 00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:51,805 [Larry] I think so. 442 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:54,474 Where on earth are we? 443 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,186 When are we? 444 00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,563 [Cliff] Doesn't matter and don't care. 445 00:23:59,646 --> 00:24:01,439 Let's just hop back into Shipley 446 00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:03,483 and get back on track to the FLA. 447 00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:05,193 Shipley's overheated. 448 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:07,320 It's gonna be a while before we can shove off again. 449 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,739 I think I know where we are. 450 00:24:11,449 --> 00:24:13,285 [Madame Rouge] Um... 451 00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:17,038 I think we went a little further than five minutes into the future. 452 00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:25,213 Well, what do you suppose the shotgun is for? 453 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:28,133 [growling] 454 00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:30,051 For whatever the fuck that is. 455 00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,553 Executive decision. 456 00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:32,471 Yep. 457 00:24:34,222 --> 00:24:36,725 And... and go where exactly? 458 00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:38,268 [Larry] There's no place like home. 459 00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:46,902 Wow. 460 00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:50,447 This reminds me of my mother's house. 461 00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:52,824 She was a hoarder, 462 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,785 and a war profiteer. 463 00:24:58,038 --> 00:24:59,289 The air's really stale. 464 00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:02,375 Maybe no one's living here anymore. 465 00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:04,419 Well, we'd better have a look through just in case. 466 00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:08,840 Everyone, I have found something. 467 00:25:10,508 --> 00:25:11,509 What is it? 468 00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:13,970 [Rita] Hmm. 469 00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:15,805 Vienna sausages and Skittles. 470 00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:18,600 Ew. On both fronts. 471 00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:21,269 I haven't seen shit like this since the '70s. 472 00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:23,688 And we were all high as fuck back then. 473 00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:24,731 No, wait. 474 00:25:24,814 --> 00:25:26,274 [lever clicking] 475 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:27,943 -[all screaming] -[thudding] 476 00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:30,612 -[Madame Rouge] Fucking asshole! -[Vic] Why did you do that? 477 00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:31,821 God. 478 00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,490 -[Cliff] Oops. -[Madame Rouge] Idiot! 479 00:25:33,573 --> 00:25:34,783 -[Vic] You had to touch the weiner? -[distant thuds] 480 00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:36,451 [whispers] Quiet. We're not alone. 481 00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:52,509 Welcome to 2042. 482 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,803 [Cliff] Holy shit bears! 483 00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:58,515 Who is it? 484 00:25:58,598 --> 00:26:00,183 [Cliff] It's you. 485 00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:02,978 A rusty, busted version of you. 486 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:04,980 The hell? Yo, let me through. 487 00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:06,731 Yo, let me through. 488 00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,608 If this mitt falls off and I touch something that isn't... 489 00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:09,859 -Someone is kicking me. Stop kicking me. -...my grandson's 490 00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:11,278 -perfect skin... -[grunting] 491 00:26:11,361 --> 00:26:14,531 ...I will murder every single one of you. 492 00:26:14,614 --> 00:26:16,700 -[Cliff whispering] This is weird. -[all shushing] 493 00:26:18,118 --> 00:26:19,286 What's that on your face? 494 00:26:21,496 --> 00:26:22,497 Is that tech? 495 00:26:36,177 --> 00:26:37,220 Who wants tea? 496 00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:43,184 [Future Vic] It all started about 20 years ago, 497 00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:47,355 Cloverton was the epicenter. 498 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,482 Spread slow at first 499 00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:51,484 and after a few weeks it was everywhere. 500 00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:55,155 [Cliff] Hey, Omega man, 501 00:26:55,238 --> 00:26:56,948 you wanna skip the dramatics 502 00:26:57,032 --> 00:27:00,076 and just tell us what the lemon drizzled [shouting] fuck happened? 503 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,330 Papers called it The Buttpocalypse. 504 00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:04,789 [all snickering] 505 00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:08,209 I think he's serious. 506 00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:10,795 No, that's impossible. 507 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:12,505 We killed those assholes. 508 00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:13,673 Apparently, we missed one. 509 00:27:14,632 --> 00:27:16,384 And infected it with zombiism. 510 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:20,138 You mean to tell us the world has been overtaken 511 00:27:20,221 --> 00:27:22,098 by Zombie Butts? 512 00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:23,808 [Larry] That we created? 513 00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:26,144 I mean, the zombie part anyway. 514 00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:27,645 It's about the size of it, yeah. 515 00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:31,066 Where are the rest of us? 516 00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:33,318 You tend to stick to your rooms for the most part. 517 00:27:34,235 --> 00:27:35,487 Go say hi if you want. 518 00:27:44,829 --> 00:27:45,789 Rouge. 519 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:51,252 [Madame Rouge sighs] 520 00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:53,004 You won't find anyone in your room. 521 00:27:54,297 --> 00:27:55,131 Oh. 522 00:27:55,882 --> 00:27:58,009 Did I change rooms? 523 00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:02,430 Did I just pop out for my laundry? 524 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:05,350 Well, that can only mean one thing. [sighs] 525 00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:07,560 I am at a LARPing retreat. 526 00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:09,145 I am dead then, aren't I? 527 00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:11,773 Actually, I don't know what happened to you. 528 00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:15,527 You moved out right before shit kicked off. 529 00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:18,613 We lost track of you soon after. 530 00:28:18,696 --> 00:28:20,865 Well, then I could still be out there, 531 00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:23,284 thriving under the New World Order. I-- 532 00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:24,285 [breathes sharply] 533 00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:28,832 Look, I go into Cloverton nearly every day 534 00:28:28,915 --> 00:28:30,583 and I'm yet to see another survivor. 535 00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:32,836 I'm sorry. 536 00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:38,133 Vic, take a walk with me. 537 00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:40,427 Something I gotta show you. 538 00:29:01,114 --> 00:29:02,449 [all] What the fuck? 539 00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:07,162 Larry? Keeg? 540 00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:09,372 [sighs] What the hell is goin' on here? 541 00:29:14,752 --> 00:29:15,670 Hello! 542 00:29:20,842 --> 00:29:21,801 Rita? 543 00:29:23,803 --> 00:29:27,056 I know what this is. It's a death hoop. 544 00:29:27,724 --> 00:29:29,976 Rita Vivian Farr, 545 00:29:30,059 --> 00:29:35,190 I know what you're doing, and I want you to stop this instant. 546 00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:38,151 [grunts] You're not fooling anyone, you know. 547 00:29:38,234 --> 00:29:41,571 This is the exact same blocking we did in the picture, 548 00:29:41,654 --> 00:29:44,616 The Return of Ghost Gal, Ghost Gal's Gal Pal. 549 00:29:44,699 --> 00:29:46,409 [sighs] Pish. 550 00:29:46,493 --> 00:29:48,411 I was hoping you would have forgotten. 551 00:29:50,997 --> 00:29:53,333 Well, what do you want? 552 00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:55,460 -For starters-- -They're dead. 553 00:29:56,336 --> 00:29:57,795 Everyone's dead. 554 00:29:59,088 --> 00:30:00,089 I see. 555 00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:01,883 [breathes deeply] Let me guess. 556 00:30:01,966 --> 00:30:06,888 I had a carefully well laid out plan and nobody followed it. 557 00:30:07,805 --> 00:30:10,058 Not exactly. 558 00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:12,060 [Rita] It was Rouge. 559 00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:15,355 Rouge betrayed us like she did the Sisterhood of Dada. 560 00:30:15,438 --> 00:30:16,564 No. 561 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:19,734 It turns out we were about as good 562 00:30:19,817 --> 00:30:24,447 at being a team leader as we were at being a high school drama teacher. 563 00:30:25,281 --> 00:30:26,533 How can that be? 564 00:30:26,616 --> 00:30:31,204 I... I... We have an undefeated record. 565 00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:34,958 It's complicated. 566 00:30:35,041 --> 00:30:37,210 [clears throat] There's a lot to unpack. 567 00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:43,758 Tell me everything. 568 00:30:43,841 --> 00:30:47,929 Well, are you going to talk or just continue staring 569 00:30:48,012 --> 00:30:51,015 out the window like a catatonic tuna fish? 570 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:55,061 Are you really in such denial that you can't deduce what happened? 571 00:30:55,144 --> 00:30:59,440 Perhaps you're too much of a coward to own up to your actions. 572 00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:01,526 Cut the shit, H. 573 00:31:01,609 --> 00:31:05,572 Your pathological arrogance got the girl killed. 574 00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:09,576 No. In my time the girl is still alive. 575 00:31:09,659 --> 00:31:11,119 I haven't done anything yet. 576 00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:13,496 It was you. 577 00:31:13,580 --> 00:31:17,166 Was that a different clan of cataclysmic misfits 578 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:19,127 you darkened my doorstep with? 579 00:31:19,210 --> 00:31:20,545 But that's impossible. 580 00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:24,424 -The girl is-- -Your primary concern. 581 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:28,803 Guess again, sister. 582 00:31:28,886 --> 00:31:31,472 If you were really interested in protecting her, 583 00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:33,474 you would have taken her far from this place 584 00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:36,686 and these people right after you seized control from Jane. 585 00:31:36,769 --> 00:31:38,521 But no, 586 00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:43,151 you were more interested in emotionally dissecting your little lab rats, 587 00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:45,737 and now Kay is dead. 588 00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:11,095 [whispering] Peace... 589 00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:13,389 [muttering] 590 00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:15,433 [whispering] Continued on A-13. 591 00:32:16,726 --> 00:32:18,144 A-13? 592 00:32:20,938 --> 00:32:23,191 [muttering] 593 00:32:24,525 --> 00:32:25,902 [whispers] Where is A-13? 594 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:36,954 Oh. 595 00:32:44,253 --> 00:32:45,171 What the fuck? 596 00:32:45,254 --> 00:32:47,465 [muttering indistinctly] 597 00:32:54,263 --> 00:32:58,726 So, you can't, uh, fuck with the sex ghosts at all? 598 00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:01,312 Sure, sure. 599 00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:02,939 I mean, not literally. 600 00:33:03,022 --> 00:33:08,111 I mostly do a lot of watching and commenting. 601 00:33:08,194 --> 00:33:11,280 But that's not really what you wanna ask me about, is it? 602 00:33:13,991 --> 00:33:14,909 No. 603 00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:18,371 -Are they-- -Clara and Rory are fine. 604 00:33:18,454 --> 00:33:22,250 They took Mille's dad's boat out on the Atlantic and are safe and sound. 605 00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:23,501 [Cliff] Really? 606 00:33:23,584 --> 00:33:24,502 No. 607 00:33:27,213 --> 00:33:28,131 Tell me. 608 00:33:28,214 --> 00:33:29,382 Bro, you don't want to know. 609 00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:33,386 Can you at least tell me what happened to me? 610 00:33:34,804 --> 00:33:36,723 Parkinson's got us. 611 00:33:36,806 --> 00:33:38,307 [Cliff] Really? 612 00:33:38,391 --> 00:33:41,144 Bro, [chuckling] you do not wanna know. 613 00:33:41,227 --> 00:33:42,770 [shouting] Listen, bro! 614 00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:45,857 Either you start talking or I'll make it my life's mission 615 00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:48,317 to figure out how to rip off your ghost head 616 00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:50,319 and shit down your ghost neck. 617 00:33:50,403 --> 00:33:52,864 Which would entail a side mission of figuring out how to take a shit, 618 00:33:52,947 --> 00:33:55,867 but so help me, I will fucking do it! 619 00:33:55,950 --> 00:33:57,201 [chuckling] Okay. 620 00:33:57,285 --> 00:34:00,496 Okay, okay, okay. Jesus. 621 00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:03,249 You want the truth? Here it is. 622 00:34:03,332 --> 00:34:05,293 Your perfect grandson, Rory, 623 00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:08,004 you never get to touch him. 624 00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:15,553 Because I died before I could get to Florida? 625 00:34:15,636 --> 00:34:18,514 Bro, you do not want to know. 626 00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:45,917 Oh, there you are. 627 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,129 My God, we're dead. 628 00:34:51,964 --> 00:34:52,965 Hey! 629 00:34:55,176 --> 00:34:56,010 Hello? 630 00:34:57,762 --> 00:34:59,430 Yeah, that tracks. 631 00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:02,558 Future Keeg. 632 00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:07,480 Future Keeg, release. 633 00:35:10,733 --> 00:35:12,735 Hey, whe... where's Keeg, Larry? 634 00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:15,530 Larry, please. 635 00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:16,572 Where is he? 636 00:35:17,615 --> 00:35:19,325 Keeg doesn't live here anymore. 637 00:35:20,868 --> 00:35:21,994 Wha... what happened to him? 638 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:24,372 What the hell did you do? 639 00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:29,460 Hey! I'm talking to you. 640 00:35:29,544 --> 00:35:31,379 Larry, I'm talking to you! 641 00:35:31,462 --> 00:35:33,548 [energy pulsating] 642 00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:44,058 [power surging] 643 00:35:46,519 --> 00:35:47,812 Oh, thank God. 644 00:35:47,895 --> 00:35:49,772 [chuckling] Look at you! 645 00:35:49,856 --> 00:35:51,065 You're all grown up. 646 00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:53,901 How you doing, buddy? 647 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:56,487 And what does he mean, "You don't live here anymore?" 648 00:35:59,532 --> 00:36:01,409 Huh? You look... You can talk to me. 649 00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:07,039 What is going on here? 650 00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:09,208 [energy pulsating] 651 00:36:09,292 --> 00:36:10,084 [grunts] 652 00:36:10,167 --> 00:36:11,669 [breathing heavily] 653 00:36:15,965 --> 00:36:17,758 Hey, what's happening? 654 00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:19,051 What are you doing to him? 655 00:36:19,135 --> 00:36:21,220 [ominous music playing] 656 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,265 [energy pulsating] 657 00:36:26,684 --> 00:36:27,602 [power surging] 658 00:36:27,685 --> 00:36:28,728 Whoa! 659 00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:32,315 [pants] 660 00:36:32,398 --> 00:36:34,025 What the hell did he say to you? 661 00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:38,529 [thuds] 662 00:36:53,669 --> 00:36:54,545 [exhales] 663 00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:02,428 Oh, my fuck sticks. 664 00:37:02,511 --> 00:37:05,264 [Vic grunting] 665 00:37:05,348 --> 00:37:07,892 -[gasps] Shitting hell! -[grunting] 666 00:37:07,975 --> 00:37:09,018 -[groans] -[panting] 667 00:37:09,101 --> 00:37:10,353 He's gonna steal the time machine. 668 00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:15,816 Sooner or later, if they don't get eaten, 669 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:18,027 they're gonna make their way here. 670 00:37:18,110 --> 00:37:21,489 If you all keep them occupied, I'll double back and take Shipley. 671 00:37:23,532 --> 00:37:25,534 I may be in the minority, 672 00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:29,872 but perhaps we should give our past selves a chance. 673 00:37:29,956 --> 00:37:33,751 Maybe with our guidance, they can avert this terrible future. 674 00:37:41,676 --> 00:37:44,804 [all laughing] 675 00:37:44,887 --> 00:37:48,849 I can't believe you got through that with a straight face! 676 00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:50,726 [all laughing] 677 00:37:50,810 --> 00:37:53,854 You're trusting those morons to right the future. Could you imagine? 678 00:37:53,938 --> 00:37:54,939 [continues laughing] 679 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,526 -[wind blowing] -[footsteps approaching] 680 00:38:12,164 --> 00:38:13,416 [Vic] Going somewhere? 681 00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:20,047 I don't want to fight you. 682 00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:21,465 I bet you don't, old man. 683 00:38:25,553 --> 00:38:27,430 Or talking is also good. 684 00:38:27,513 --> 00:38:30,057 This is for the best. For all of us. 685 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:31,475 How is stealing the time machine 686 00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:33,686 instead of telling us how to stop this better? 687 00:38:33,769 --> 00:38:35,980 Look, you're just gonna fuck it up. 688 00:38:36,063 --> 00:38:38,566 The way I see it, we haven't fucked up anything yet. 689 00:38:38,649 --> 00:38:41,068 It was you all who caused this future, not us. 690 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:43,571 If you know how to avoid this, then you need to tell me. 691 00:38:43,654 --> 00:38:45,031 There's no point. 692 00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:47,241 Where you're at right now, you're not gonna hear me. 693 00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:49,577 Where am I at? 694 00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:51,162 You still think you're on-plan? 695 00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:54,623 -You just don't get it-- -Don't get what? 696 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,710 [Rita] What about us? 697 00:38:57,793 --> 00:38:59,712 Are we in a clear headspace? 698 00:38:59,795 --> 00:39:01,881 [Zombie Butts growling] 699 00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:05,259 [growling, snarling] 700 00:39:05,342 --> 00:39:07,511 You better be. They're here. 701 00:39:08,220 --> 00:39:09,430 [growling] 702 00:39:09,513 --> 00:39:10,848 [crashing] 703 00:39:12,516 --> 00:39:13,476 [yelping] 704 00:39:17,521 --> 00:39:18,939 [Cliff] Fuck these fucking Butts. 705 00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:21,776 We kicked their asses once, we can do it again! 706 00:39:21,859 --> 00:39:23,944 That's exactly what you said 20 years ago, 707 00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:26,364 When a Butt cracked your head like an egg and ate you. 708 00:39:26,447 --> 00:39:30,284 Thank you. Finally, someone tells me how I die. 709 00:39:30,367 --> 00:39:32,578 [snarling] 710 00:39:32,661 --> 00:39:34,497 [roaring] 711 00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:35,456 [growling] 712 00:39:35,539 --> 00:39:36,791 -[grunts] -[yelping] 713 00:39:36,874 --> 00:39:39,168 Careful. Don't let them bite you. 714 00:39:39,251 --> 00:39:40,836 We can't win this. 715 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:41,796 We have to go. 716 00:39:41,879 --> 00:39:43,881 No! Not until he talks. 717 00:39:43,964 --> 00:39:46,217 I love a fight as much as the next robot... 718 00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:48,219 -[snarling] -But, this is nuts. 719 00:39:49,470 --> 00:39:51,138 -[growling] -[grunting] 720 00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:53,015 [Madame Rouge] Dr. H is right. Let's get out of here. 721 00:39:55,309 --> 00:39:56,560 -[Zombie Butt snarling] -[gun fires] 722 00:39:56,644 --> 00:39:57,603 [Vic] We're bugging out. 723 00:39:58,562 --> 00:39:59,480 Come with us. 724 00:39:59,563 --> 00:40:00,940 Help us fight the future. 725 00:40:01,023 --> 00:40:02,817 Hell, no. I'd rather be ravaged by Zombie Butts 726 00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:04,485 than revisit that point of my life. 727 00:40:06,529 --> 00:40:07,780 Then I'm not going, either. 728 00:40:07,863 --> 00:40:10,574 Absolutely not, Victor. It's suicide. 729 00:40:10,658 --> 00:40:13,828 Maybe your jellyfish wasn't on tight enough? 730 00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:16,580 But you can't do shit, remember? 731 00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:18,332 You don't have shit to fight with. 732 00:40:18,415 --> 00:40:19,583 [blade swishing] 733 00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:20,501 Here! 734 00:40:22,294 --> 00:40:23,546 Booyah! 735 00:40:23,629 --> 00:40:24,839 -[gun fires] -[both grunting] 736 00:40:24,922 --> 00:40:26,382 -[squelching] -[gun firing] 737 00:40:26,465 --> 00:40:28,050 [Zombie Butts growling] 738 00:40:28,134 --> 00:40:29,343 [Silas] Boys! 739 00:40:29,426 --> 00:40:31,846 Stop this nonsense! Immediately! 740 00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:33,889 -Dad? -Dad? 741 00:40:36,642 --> 00:40:38,686 Call me Pop-Pop, please. 742 00:40:40,729 --> 00:40:41,814 Wait. [grunts] 743 00:40:41,897 --> 00:40:42,731 No! 744 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,364 [whooshes] 745 00:40:50,447 --> 00:40:51,282 [Vic] No! 746 00:40:52,658 --> 00:40:53,659 Why did you do that? 747 00:40:53,742 --> 00:40:54,743 [Zombie Butts thudding on door] 748 00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:56,287 Okay, we're going, everybody. 749 00:40:58,831 --> 00:40:59,832 [breathing heavily] 750 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,128 [Shipley firing up] 751 00:41:05,754 --> 00:41:07,464 [whooshing] 752 00:41:10,342 --> 00:41:12,928 -The launch sequence has already been initiated. -[grunts] 753 00:41:13,012 --> 00:41:14,263 It won't open. 754 00:41:14,972 --> 00:41:16,098 [grunting] 755 00:41:16,891 --> 00:41:18,434 You can't save him, Vic. 756 00:41:21,061 --> 00:41:22,146 [Zombie Butts snarling] 757 00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:25,900 [roaring, snarling] 758 00:41:32,781 --> 00:41:35,576 [Future Vic screaming] 759 00:41:35,659 --> 00:41:36,660 [Zombie Butts snarling] 760 00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:40,831 [Future Vic yelling] 761 00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:44,084 [rumbling] 762 00:41:47,379 --> 00:41:48,964 [whooshing] 763 00:41:55,804 --> 00:41:56,972 [whooshing] 764 00:41:59,391 --> 00:42:00,935 [whirring] 765 00:42:47,773 --> 00:42:50,693 [Vic] "You can't have it all." 766 00:42:54,863 --> 00:42:56,240 [energy pulsating] 767 00:42:56,323 --> 00:42:58,325 Easy, buddy. Easy. 768 00:42:58,409 --> 00:42:59,326 [sighs] 769 00:43:00,244 --> 00:43:01,745 Please. 770 00:43:01,829 --> 00:43:03,455 -Look. -[energy pulsating] 771 00:43:03,539 --> 00:43:05,708 Your other dad would write me a note sometimes. 772 00:43:07,084 --> 00:43:08,294 Could you try to do that? 773 00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:10,838 [power surging] 774 00:43:10,921 --> 00:43:14,341 Can you please just tell what future Keeg showed you? 775 00:43:15,676 --> 00:43:16,635 Was it about me? 776 00:43:20,055 --> 00:43:22,474 What did you do to fuck this one up, Trainor? 777 00:43:24,059 --> 00:43:24,935 [sighs] 778 00:43:26,729 --> 00:43:28,480 [Dr. Harrison] Did you see? 779 00:43:28,564 --> 00:43:29,815 [Jane] Every hairy detail. 780 00:43:31,650 --> 00:43:33,360 I don't know what to say. 781 00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:35,529 Good. Because I do. 782 00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:37,990 You were right. 783 00:43:38,073 --> 00:43:40,117 I was hiding out in Kay's memories 784 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:43,746 because being Primary is hard and it's fucking draining. 785 00:43:43,829 --> 00:43:45,372 And I needed a break. 786 00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:46,915 But after what I saw in the future, 787 00:43:46,999 --> 00:43:49,626 I am going back up right now and so help me, 788 00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:52,671 I will chuck you face-first, into the fucking well if you-- 789 00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:53,964 [gasps] 790 00:43:57,426 --> 00:44:00,220 [softly] Kay. Where have you been? 791 00:44:02,598 --> 00:44:04,475 What happened to Dr. H? 792 00:44:04,558 --> 00:44:06,060 Don't follow me. 793 00:44:06,143 --> 00:44:07,102 Listen to me, please-- 794 00:44:07,186 --> 00:44:08,687 [gasps] 795 00:44:28,916 --> 00:44:30,376 What the fuck? 796 00:44:44,723 --> 00:44:45,599 [knock on door] 797 00:44:46,975 --> 00:44:47,810 [sighs] 798 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:55,776 [knock on door] 799 00:44:57,319 --> 00:44:58,153 Oh. [chuckles] 800 00:44:58,237 --> 00:44:59,363 That's unusual. 801 00:45:00,197 --> 00:45:01,281 [whispering] 'Kay. 802 00:45:01,365 --> 00:45:03,575 Uh, do you think it was random seeing 803 00:45:03,659 --> 00:45:06,453 Isabel Feathers in the time stream? 804 00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:08,831 [clicks tongue] I'm not sure, do you? 805 00:45:08,914 --> 00:45:10,666 [Madame Rouge] I'm not sure either. 806 00:45:10,749 --> 00:45:12,501 Might be worth finding out. 807 00:45:16,046 --> 00:45:18,257 You're not leaving anymore, are you? 808 00:45:20,509 --> 00:45:22,428 Given what we've seen in the future 809 00:45:22,511 --> 00:45:26,557 it's... probably for the best? 810 00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:27,850 [gasps] 811 00:45:27,933 --> 00:45:30,811 Well, isn't this just the shitty cherry on top 812 00:45:30,894 --> 00:45:33,439 of a shitty sundae made of shit? 813 00:45:33,522 --> 00:45:34,440 Okay. 814 00:45:35,732 --> 00:45:36,567 [door slams] 815 00:45:39,736 --> 00:45:40,863 Think that went well. 816 00:45:44,116 --> 00:45:46,743 [Vic] You can't have it all. 817 00:45:47,911 --> 00:45:48,954 Fuck that. 818 00:45:51,999 --> 00:45:53,041 [exhales] 819 00:46:04,928 --> 00:46:05,888 [sighs] 820 00:46:10,517 --> 00:46:18,066 Rory, I am gonna come touch your perfect, squishy tush. 821 00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:22,738 But, first I gotta stop the Buttpocalypse. 822 00:46:24,323 --> 00:46:26,533 But I promise you. 823 00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:31,330 I will not touch a single thing with my new hand before I get to you. 824 00:46:34,791 --> 00:46:38,086 Until then, fuck you, the future. 825 00:46:50,849 --> 00:46:52,100 This better be good, Bunbury. 826 00:46:52,184 --> 00:46:54,102 I was in the middle of Graham Norton. 827 00:46:54,186 --> 00:46:57,564 [squeaking] 828 00:47:02,361 --> 00:47:03,529 [chuckles] 829 00:47:03,612 --> 00:47:05,906 Can't be serious with this shit. 830 00:47:05,989 --> 00:47:08,617 I mean, it's a stupid hoax, he's not real. 831 00:47:09,368 --> 00:47:12,829 [squeaking] 832 00:47:12,913 --> 00:47:15,874 I bought you the wrong bedding one time. 833 00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:17,834 When you gonna get over it? 834 00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:19,962 [squeaking] 835 00:47:25,175 --> 00:47:27,636 Can we, maybe just, get back to the photo? 836 00:47:31,557 --> 00:47:33,600 A... a thousand apologies, Bunbury. 837 00:47:34,351 --> 00:47:35,394 [squeaking] 838 00:47:38,063 --> 00:47:41,608 Prophecy only mentioned the Butts. 839 00:47:41,692 --> 00:47:45,571 Now, if this is real, really, really, real, 840 00:47:45,654 --> 00:47:47,239 it can mean only one thing. 841 00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:50,701 We're well and truly fucked.