1 00:01:15,111 --> 00:01:17,482 ["The Ladies Who Lunch" by Elaine Stritch playing] 2 00:01:21,851 --> 00:01:23,655 [Elaine Stritch] I'd like to propose a toast. 3 00:01:31,495 --> 00:01:36,135 ♪ Here's to the ladies Who lunch ♪ 4 00:01:38,335 --> 00:01:40,739 ♪ Everybody laugh ♪ 5 00:01:43,441 --> 00:01:46,478 ♪ Lounging in their caftans ♪ 6 00:01:46,577 --> 00:01:49,614 ♪ And planning a brunch ♪ 7 00:01:52,083 --> 00:01:54,786 ♪ On their own behalf ♪ 8 00:01:59,290 --> 00:02:00,692 ♪ Off to the gym ♪ 9 00:02:02,126 --> 00:02:03,862 ♪ Then to a fitting ♪ 10 00:02:04,995 --> 00:02:06,731 ♪ Claiming they're fat ♪ 11 00:02:10,167 --> 00:02:12,737 ♪ And looking grim ♪ 12 00:02:13,771 --> 00:02:17,076 ♪ 'Cause they've been sitting ♪ 13 00:02:17,174 --> 00:02:19,378 ♪ Choosing a hat ♪ 14 00:02:21,812 --> 00:02:26,146 ♪ Does anyone Still wear a hat? ♪ 15 00:02:27,118 --> 00:02:30,189 [man breathing heavily] 16 00:02:30,287 --> 00:02:31,723 ♪ I'll drink to that ♪ 17 00:02:35,626 --> 00:02:38,630 ♪ And here's to the girls Who play wife ♪ 18 00:02:38,729 --> 00:02:40,532 ♪ Aren't they too much? ♪ 19 00:02:40,632 --> 00:02:43,202 [man breathing heavily] 20 00:02:43,829 --> 00:02:47,806 [door beeping] 21 00:02:47,905 --> 00:02:49,474 [door hisses] 22 00:02:52,042 --> 00:02:55,847 ♪ The ones Who follow the rules ♪ 23 00:02:55,946 --> 00:02:59,851 ♪ And meet themselves At the schools ♪ 24 00:02:59,950 --> 00:03:03,288 ♪ Too busy to know That they're fools! ♪ 25 00:03:03,387 --> 00:03:04,924 ♪ Aren't they a gem? ♪ 26 00:03:05,023 --> 00:03:07,359 [man breathing heavily] 27 00:03:07,457 --> 00:03:09,328 ♪ I'll drink to them ♪ 28 00:03:10,627 --> 00:03:11,763 ♪ Let's all... ♪ 29 00:03:11,863 --> 00:03:13,565 [beeping] 30 00:03:20,637 --> 00:03:22,908 [man breathing heavily] 31 00:03:23,006 --> 00:03:27,146 ♪ Another chance To disapprove ♪ 32 00:03:27,244 --> 00:03:29,581 ♪ Another brilliant zinger ♪ 33 00:03:29,681 --> 00:03:32,451 [man breathing heavily] 34 00:03:32,549 --> 00:03:35,187 ♪ Another reason not to move ♪ 35 00:03:35,286 --> 00:03:37,422 ♪ Another vodka stinger ♪ 36 00:03:37,522 --> 00:03:38,958 [man whimpers] 37 00:03:40,457 --> 00:03:41,660 [breathing heavily] 38 00:03:41,759 --> 00:03:43,929 ♪ I'll drink to that ♪ 39 00:03:46,864 --> 00:03:50,002 ♪ So here's to the girls On the go ♪ 40 00:03:50,101 --> 00:03:52,537 [man breathing heavily] 41 00:03:59,376 --> 00:04:00,980 [breathing heavily] 42 00:04:01,078 --> 00:04:02,214 [alarm blaring] 43 00:04:02,314 --> 00:04:03,983 [beeping] 44 00:04:04,081 --> 00:04:05,245 [gas hissing] 45 00:04:05,349 --> 00:04:06,851 [growling] 46 00:04:09,219 --> 00:04:10,289 [man panting] 47 00:04:10,387 --> 00:04:13,225 [alarm continues blaring] 48 00:04:13,324 --> 00:04:14,859 [man panting] 49 00:04:19,830 --> 00:04:21,033 [keypad clacking] 50 00:04:21,131 --> 00:04:22,701 [growling] 51 00:04:27,005 --> 00:04:28,340 [snarling] 52 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:29,608 [man screams] 53 00:04:35,446 --> 00:04:38,717 [alarm blaring] 54 00:04:38,816 --> 00:04:40,619 [suspenseful music playing] 55 00:04:46,190 --> 00:04:47,559 [Rita gasps] 56 00:04:47,659 --> 00:04:49,128 You're already here. 57 00:04:49,226 --> 00:04:50,862 Wonderful. 58 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:53,765 I'm sure you all recognize the importance of what we're up against. 59 00:04:53,863 --> 00:04:57,369 I have been up all night rehearsing various ways 60 00:04:57,468 --> 00:05:00,405 we can rectify our ill-fated futures. 61 00:05:00,504 --> 00:05:02,374 Rita, we've been talking. 62 00:05:02,473 --> 00:05:05,144 Delicious, huh? 63 00:05:05,241 --> 00:05:08,280 Obviously, what we all saw in the future, we can't let happen. 64 00:05:08,378 --> 00:05:11,616 -We need to prevent-- -[Cliff] The impending asspocalypse. 65 00:05:13,083 --> 00:05:14,486 -Exactly. -[Rita] You're right, Victor. 66 00:05:14,584 --> 00:05:16,688 We need to do everything we can. 67 00:05:16,786 --> 00:05:19,758 And I have thought of everything. 68 00:05:19,858 --> 00:05:20,659 Believe me. 69 00:05:20,758 --> 00:05:21,994 As Victor was saying, 70 00:05:22,093 --> 00:05:24,563 we saw the future and it was horrible. 71 00:05:24,661 --> 00:05:26,598 In order to prevent that future from happening, 72 00:05:26,697 --> 00:05:31,303 the best strategy is to do the opposite of whatever we might have done 73 00:05:31,402 --> 00:05:33,405 -to end up in a-- -Crisis of Infinite Ass. 74 00:05:33,504 --> 00:05:35,640 -[Cliff chuckles] Nice. -[Rita] Indeed. 75 00:05:35,740 --> 00:05:37,209 I'm sure you've all noticed 76 00:05:37,308 --> 00:05:40,412 that I have started wearing flats instead of heels. 77 00:05:40,511 --> 00:05:43,715 Just one simple way to act differently. 78 00:05:43,813 --> 00:05:46,318 And thanks to my stretching abilities, 79 00:05:46,416 --> 00:05:48,988 I am still just as tall as usual. 80 00:05:52,123 --> 00:05:53,092 See? 81 00:05:54,925 --> 00:05:56,061 [Cliff] Uh... 82 00:05:58,530 --> 00:05:59,498 Right. 83 00:05:59,597 --> 00:06:02,201 Jane, I have a few suggestions 84 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:07,039 on how we can add a bit more color to your wardrobe. 85 00:06:07,138 --> 00:06:10,275 Cliff, perhaps you could try swearing a bit less. 86 00:06:10,373 --> 00:06:14,246 Um, you're averaging a staggering amount of fucks per hour. 87 00:06:14,345 --> 00:06:15,647 Thirty-seven. 88 00:06:15,746 --> 00:06:17,116 -[Cliff] Uh... -[Vic] I think we all agree 89 00:06:17,215 --> 00:06:20,019 that our best option is to change our approach. 90 00:06:21,085 --> 00:06:22,354 But we need to think big. 91 00:06:22,453 --> 00:06:24,056 It isn't just our lives in jeopardy, 92 00:06:24,154 --> 00:06:27,292 the entire planet is at stake if we don't make real change. 93 00:06:27,386 --> 00:06:29,028 Oh, we might not know how we died 94 00:06:29,127 --> 00:06:31,463 but I'm pretty sure it wasn't because 95 00:06:31,561 --> 00:06:33,332 Cliff said fuck too many times. 96 00:06:33,431 --> 00:06:35,567 [Cliff] Uh, we might not know how we died, 97 00:06:35,666 --> 00:06:37,970 but I'm pretty sure it had something to do with 98 00:06:38,068 --> 00:06:41,706 the fucking Zombie Butts that took over the planet! 99 00:06:41,806 --> 00:06:43,708 Maybe we start with that. 100 00:06:43,808 --> 00:06:45,077 I couldn't agree more. 101 00:06:45,176 --> 00:06:48,213 In fact, it is the core of my plan, hmm? 102 00:06:48,313 --> 00:06:49,548 Remember, 103 00:06:49,646 --> 00:06:51,583 we have the upper hand here. 104 00:06:51,682 --> 00:06:53,818 We fought the Butts when we were zombies. 105 00:06:53,918 --> 00:06:55,687 Therefore, it stands to reason 106 00:06:55,786 --> 00:06:59,724 that we created these Zombie Butts. 107 00:06:59,823 --> 00:07:05,397 And anything we create, we can just as easily destroy. 108 00:07:05,496 --> 00:07:07,866 Starting, the scene of the crime. 109 00:07:09,466 --> 00:07:10,802 Darren Jones. 110 00:07:11,602 --> 00:07:12,837 The old barn. 111 00:07:12,937 --> 00:07:14,806 Does any of this ring a bell? 112 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:17,576 All right, fine, I'll bite. 113 00:07:17,669 --> 00:07:21,113 Uh, what do you all suggest we do to save the world? 114 00:07:29,219 --> 00:07:30,489 [sighs] 115 00:07:30,588 --> 00:07:32,557 What will you say to a change in leadership? 116 00:07:34,458 --> 00:07:37,229 A new... new leadership, huh? 117 00:07:37,328 --> 00:07:39,531 [chuckles] Mmm-hmm. 118 00:07:39,631 --> 00:07:41,433 Interesting. 119 00:07:41,533 --> 00:07:42,462 Um... 120 00:07:42,567 --> 00:07:44,603 Well, I'm... I'm... 121 00:07:44,702 --> 00:07:48,307 I'm sure we could, uh, take a vote on it. 122 00:07:48,405 --> 00:07:49,774 [clears throat] Yes. 123 00:07:49,874 --> 00:07:51,977 Although, something tells me, 124 00:07:52,075 --> 00:07:55,614 some people might not be as interested in a team leader 125 00:07:55,712 --> 00:07:59,985 that doesn't provide egg salad sandwiches as you seem to believe. 126 00:08:00,084 --> 00:08:02,821 But, yes, all right, let's put it to a vote. 127 00:08:02,919 --> 00:08:07,526 All those in favor of me remaining team leader, 128 00:08:07,626 --> 00:08:08,860 please raise your hand. 129 00:08:19,770 --> 00:08:21,806 Everyone in favor of new leadership? 130 00:08:27,679 --> 00:08:28,847 [grunts softly] 131 00:08:35,586 --> 00:08:37,756 Wow, um... [sighs] 132 00:08:37,854 --> 00:08:41,326 No, uh, Victor, we have been over this several times. 133 00:08:41,425 --> 00:08:42,727 You... you can't be leader, 134 00:08:42,826 --> 00:08:44,563 because you don't have your tech. 135 00:08:44,661 --> 00:08:49,001 And... and Cliff and Larry can't lead because they're unqualified. 136 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:50,435 [Larry groans] 137 00:08:50,534 --> 00:08:51,870 -And Jane doesn't even wanna be leader. -[Cliff] Huh? 138 00:08:51,969 --> 00:08:54,940 Therefore, I am the clear choice. 139 00:08:55,039 --> 00:08:57,742 I am the only choice. [chuckles] 140 00:08:57,842 --> 00:08:59,744 If not me, then who? 141 00:09:02,614 --> 00:09:03,715 Who, Victor? 142 00:09:06,418 --> 00:09:07,652 Who? 143 00:09:08,218 --> 00:09:09,221 [spits] 144 00:09:11,322 --> 00:09:12,257 Me? 145 00:09:13,224 --> 00:09:14,554 Really, me? 146 00:09:14,659 --> 00:09:17,296 -Really? -[oven dings] 147 00:09:21,165 --> 00:09:23,402 Where's the thing? Where's the-- Cliff. 148 00:09:23,502 --> 00:09:25,004 [Cliff] Oh. 149 00:09:26,604 --> 00:09:28,707 -[objects clattering] -Oh, nice. 150 00:09:28,806 --> 00:09:33,378 Nice batch. Would anybody like biscones? 151 00:09:33,477 --> 00:09:34,613 [Rita] They're not hungry. 152 00:09:34,711 --> 00:09:36,081 [Vic] You're not the only candidate. 153 00:09:36,180 --> 00:09:39,151 The idea is that you'll take over on a trial basis. 154 00:09:39,249 --> 00:09:40,619 If you're not interested, I'm more than happy-- 155 00:09:40,717 --> 00:09:41,886 [Cliff] We've been through this. 156 00:09:41,986 --> 00:09:43,989 We don't need a former superhero. 157 00:09:44,088 --> 00:09:45,890 We need a former supervillain. 158 00:09:45,990 --> 00:09:47,993 Somebody willing to win at all costs. 159 00:09:48,092 --> 00:09:50,895 Compare my win-loss ratio with hers. 160 00:09:50,995 --> 00:09:52,464 I haven't quit a day in my life. 161 00:09:52,563 --> 00:09:54,233 [Jane] Weren't you gonna stay behind and become besties 162 00:09:54,332 --> 00:09:56,936 with your future self until Rouge broke you two up? 163 00:09:57,935 --> 00:09:59,638 Rouge impersonated my dad, 164 00:09:59,736 --> 00:10:03,175 jeopardizing the trust I was building with a valuable asset. 165 00:10:03,273 --> 00:10:04,409 Look, I get it. 166 00:10:04,509 --> 00:10:05,477 She was ruthless. 167 00:10:05,577 --> 00:10:06,946 Villainous even. 168 00:10:07,044 --> 00:10:08,880 Is that what we need right now? 169 00:10:08,978 --> 00:10:11,183 [Larry] Future Vic may have been just as culpable as the rest of us. 170 00:10:11,281 --> 00:10:13,552 The only person we know who wasn't to blame 171 00:10:13,651 --> 00:10:14,954 for the future is Rouge. 172 00:10:15,052 --> 00:10:16,956 Far as I can tell, she wasn't even around. 173 00:10:17,054 --> 00:10:18,357 Having her as team leader 174 00:10:18,455 --> 00:10:20,025 gives us the best chance to change everything. 175 00:10:20,124 --> 00:10:21,961 That's what Rita's been saying all along. 176 00:10:22,060 --> 00:10:23,495 I didn't say we should all of a sudden 177 00:10:23,593 --> 00:10:24,997 start making bad decisions. 178 00:10:25,096 --> 00:10:27,266 [Cliff] Oh, yeah, your opposite day playbook 179 00:10:27,359 --> 00:10:28,700 was a work of pure genius. 180 00:10:28,799 --> 00:10:30,502 -Fuck you, Cliff. -[Cliff] Fuck me? Fuck you. 181 00:10:30,602 --> 00:10:32,004 Say it again. 182 00:10:32,102 --> 00:10:33,438 I wouldn't want you to upset your hourly average. 183 00:10:33,537 --> 00:10:35,807 -[Cliff] Oh! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! -23, 24, 25... 184 00:10:35,906 --> 00:10:37,542 -[Cliff] Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! -...26, 27, 28... 185 00:10:37,641 --> 00:10:39,344 -[Cliff] Fuckity fuck! Fuck! Fuck! -...29, 30, 31, 32. 186 00:10:39,443 --> 00:10:41,981 -Oh, shut it! -[Cliff] Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 187 00:10:43,547 --> 00:10:44,683 Rita is right. 188 00:10:44,782 --> 00:10:48,387 This is a bold choice. 189 00:10:48,485 --> 00:10:51,651 And generous of all of you to nominate me, 190 00:10:51,756 --> 00:10:53,125 given that, um, 191 00:10:53,224 --> 00:10:54,960 I've never [chuckling] even won a golden star. 192 00:10:55,059 --> 00:10:57,029 Don't play the faux humility card, 193 00:10:57,128 --> 00:10:58,197 it's not going to work. 194 00:10:58,296 --> 00:11:00,165 You wanna talk about gold stars? 195 00:11:00,264 --> 00:11:03,735 I've been up all night working to save the world, 196 00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:05,537 as I've been trying to say all morning, 197 00:11:05,636 --> 00:11:08,607 I've discovered the source of the Zombie Butt... 198 00:11:08,706 --> 00:11:11,810 [grunts] problem. Hmm? 199 00:11:11,909 --> 00:11:14,113 It has to be Darren Jones. 200 00:11:14,211 --> 00:11:16,381 He escaped that night after Jane bit him. 201 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:19,151 -I didn't bite Darren. -You bit him, I bit him, who cares? 202 00:11:19,249 --> 00:11:21,153 It must have turned him into a zombie. 203 00:11:21,252 --> 00:11:22,521 Lucky for us, 204 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:25,991 I see no signs that the infection has spread, yet. 205 00:11:26,090 --> 00:11:27,826 Excellent work, Rita. 206 00:11:27,926 --> 00:11:30,795 And if what you have uncovered is true 207 00:11:30,894 --> 00:11:33,865 then that little undead Were-Butted snake 208 00:11:33,964 --> 00:11:36,801 is probably still hiding near that old barn. 209 00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:39,304 -As I was saying-- -Now, if we hurry, 210 00:11:39,403 --> 00:11:40,805 we can exterminate Darren 211 00:11:40,905 --> 00:11:42,807 so he doesn't infect anyone else. 212 00:11:42,906 --> 00:11:45,844 Rewriting the future in the process, couldn't be easier. 213 00:11:45,943 --> 00:11:47,479 I know and it's my plan, 214 00:11:47,578 --> 00:11:50,115 so I should be the one to execute the plan. 215 00:11:50,214 --> 00:11:51,650 [Jane] Who cares who gets the credit? 216 00:11:51,748 --> 00:11:53,085 Let's just kill that motherfucker 217 00:11:53,183 --> 00:11:56,688 -and be done with this. -Who cares about credit? 218 00:11:56,781 --> 00:11:59,858 I have done everything to save you all 219 00:11:59,956 --> 00:12:02,127 and you're handing over the reins to someone 220 00:12:02,226 --> 00:12:06,031 who's already failed at being a hero and a villain. 221 00:12:06,130 --> 00:12:07,466 [sighs] I... I get it. 222 00:12:08,366 --> 00:12:10,035 Trust me, I do. 223 00:12:11,836 --> 00:12:13,172 But, for this mission, 224 00:12:15,605 --> 00:12:16,808 we're riding with Rouge. 225 00:12:16,908 --> 00:12:18,377 For better or worse. 226 00:12:21,078 --> 00:12:23,082 Well, you'll be one member short. 227 00:12:23,180 --> 00:12:24,316 [Larry] Rita, please. 228 00:12:24,414 --> 00:12:26,518 No, I won't participate in a mission 229 00:12:26,617 --> 00:12:28,020 where I'm not wanted. 230 00:12:28,118 --> 00:12:30,089 You'll all just have to carry on without me. 231 00:12:30,187 --> 00:12:31,723 I wish you all good luck. 232 00:12:31,823 --> 00:12:32,958 You're going to need it. 233 00:12:35,694 --> 00:12:36,528 [clicks tongue] 234 00:12:37,494 --> 00:12:38,797 [exhales] Well... 235 00:12:40,598 --> 00:12:41,934 [book thuds] 236 00:12:42,033 --> 00:12:43,602 That was hard to watch. 237 00:12:43,701 --> 00:12:46,906 And painful for all of you, 238 00:12:47,004 --> 00:12:49,241 but let's not forget 239 00:12:49,338 --> 00:12:53,612 that you have all just witnessed an incredibly traumatic sight. 240 00:12:53,711 --> 00:12:56,348 Future overrun with foul beasts, 241 00:12:56,447 --> 00:12:58,383 all of you dead, except for Vic. 242 00:12:58,482 --> 00:13:01,753 But in fairness, your life is pretty shit. 243 00:13:01,852 --> 00:13:05,090 [Cliff] Can we move on to the killing Darren Jones part of the plan? 244 00:13:05,189 --> 00:13:07,159 Sure. All in due time, Cliff, yes. 245 00:13:07,258 --> 00:13:10,062 But let me look over Rita's materials, 246 00:13:10,161 --> 00:13:11,696 let you gather yourselves. 247 00:13:11,795 --> 00:13:15,334 We... we must be focused and ready to do this right. 248 00:13:15,432 --> 00:13:16,796 [Larry] What... what are you saying? 249 00:13:16,901 --> 00:13:18,337 You want us to take a quick power nap 250 00:13:18,436 --> 00:13:20,872 and then prevent the end of the world? 251 00:13:20,972 --> 00:13:22,374 I'm with LT. 252 00:13:22,473 --> 00:13:25,144 This isn't just some testicle monster. 253 00:13:25,243 --> 00:13:26,845 For all we know, we could die at any second. 254 00:13:26,943 --> 00:13:30,582 Quick and dirty can no longer be the modus operandi. 255 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:35,487 No, this mission requires perfection, nothing less. 256 00:13:43,828 --> 00:13:45,164 [sighs] All right. 257 00:13:45,897 --> 00:13:46,966 One hour. 258 00:13:47,064 --> 00:13:48,333 I'll do some recon of my own 259 00:13:48,432 --> 00:13:50,569 to make sure we've covered all our bases. 260 00:13:52,169 --> 00:13:54,106 -Good? -Wonderful. 261 00:13:54,205 --> 00:13:55,908 Incredibly helpful. 262 00:13:56,007 --> 00:13:57,242 One hour. 263 00:13:57,341 --> 00:13:58,343 Dismissed. 264 00:14:04,649 --> 00:14:06,151 Cliff, uh, a word. 265 00:14:09,553 --> 00:14:14,393 You and I both know that Darren Jones needs to be exterminated. 266 00:14:14,492 --> 00:14:17,796 [Cliff] Uh, yeah. In one hour, right? 267 00:14:17,895 --> 00:14:19,531 I'm gonna go watch Rockford Files. 268 00:14:19,624 --> 00:14:21,766 No, no, no, not in an hour. 269 00:14:21,866 --> 00:14:23,002 Immediately. 270 00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:24,803 Time is of the fucking essence. 271 00:14:24,903 --> 00:14:26,638 [Cliff] But, you just said... 272 00:14:28,533 --> 00:14:29,641 Wait a minute. 273 00:14:29,740 --> 00:14:31,576 Are you saying what I think you're saying? 274 00:14:31,675 --> 00:14:35,114 Are you asking me to go on a top-secret mission? 275 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:37,849 [whispering] I don't need the others. 276 00:14:37,949 --> 00:14:39,551 I only need you. 277 00:14:39,650 --> 00:14:42,787 You are literally an indestructible zombie-killing machine. 278 00:14:42,887 --> 00:14:44,456 [Cliff] Huh. 279 00:14:44,556 --> 00:14:46,558 What do you say, Cliffy? 280 00:14:46,657 --> 00:14:48,593 Do you wanna go and save the fucking world 281 00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:51,096 from some motherfucking Butts? 282 00:14:51,896 --> 00:14:53,398 [Cliff] Fuck yes! 283 00:14:57,934 --> 00:14:59,104 [man on intercom] State your name. 284 00:14:59,203 --> 00:15:02,041 Yu. Doctor Margaret Yu. 285 00:15:02,140 --> 00:15:03,275 [device beeping] 286 00:15:05,175 --> 00:15:07,512 [indistinct chatter] 287 00:15:10,114 --> 00:15:12,817 -Doctor Yu. -Hey. 288 00:15:12,917 --> 00:15:14,319 Welcome to the Ant Farm, Doctor Yu. 289 00:15:14,418 --> 00:15:16,255 I apologize that you weren't briefed more thoroughly. 290 00:15:18,088 --> 00:15:21,226 The project you'll be interfacing with is highly classified. 291 00:15:21,325 --> 00:15:22,627 Highest clearance only. 292 00:15:22,726 --> 00:15:25,197 Oh, uh, how secret is that exactly? 293 00:15:25,295 --> 00:15:27,967 Am I allowed to tell my bowling league? 294 00:15:28,065 --> 00:15:29,234 I would trust them with my life. 295 00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:30,669 -[chuckles] -[machine beeps] 296 00:15:30,768 --> 00:15:32,171 It's fine, I get it. 297 00:15:32,269 --> 00:15:35,040 I'll just tell them something else, uh... 298 00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:38,210 -[machine beeping] -Oh. 299 00:15:38,309 --> 00:15:40,545 I will tell them that I joined the traveling circus. 300 00:15:42,647 --> 00:15:43,615 Quite. 301 00:15:52,323 --> 00:15:53,758 I understand that you're a renowned 302 00:15:53,858 --> 00:15:55,094 linguist and anthropologist. 303 00:15:55,192 --> 00:15:56,328 Cambridge educated. 304 00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:57,129 Two PhD's. 305 00:15:57,227 --> 00:15:59,464 Oh, three PhD's actually. 306 00:15:59,563 --> 00:16:01,934 And I'm five credits away from the Musical Theater Degree 307 00:16:02,032 --> 00:16:03,168 that I missed in college. 308 00:16:04,368 --> 00:16:06,171 As impressive as that may be, 309 00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:08,908 I fear that none of it will have adequately prepared you for this. 310 00:16:09,005 --> 00:16:12,044 A little over a year ago, the Ant Farm R and D department 311 00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,146 conceived of a creature that could be bred, 312 00:16:14,245 --> 00:16:15,647 -as a weaponized force of nature. -[keypad beeping] 313 00:16:15,746 --> 00:16:17,516 The goal was to make them unstoppable. 314 00:16:17,616 --> 00:16:18,283 [door opens] 315 00:16:18,382 --> 00:16:21,286 Let me guess, it worked. 316 00:16:22,219 --> 00:16:23,355 All too well. 317 00:16:26,890 --> 00:16:29,461 Your mission is to establish a means of communication, 318 00:16:29,559 --> 00:16:32,264 and through which assert control and order. 319 00:16:33,131 --> 00:16:35,968 Weapons must obey our command. 320 00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:40,205 [creatures growling] 321 00:16:40,971 --> 00:16:42,741 [objects clattering] 322 00:16:42,841 --> 00:16:44,176 They're like this 24/7. 323 00:16:44,274 --> 00:16:45,945 -[growling continues] -[objects clattering] 324 00:16:46,044 --> 00:16:47,179 They're beautiful. 325 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,625 All right, Cyborg. 326 00:17:00,724 --> 00:17:04,663 Um, let's see what you can do with the old-fashioned way. 327 00:17:06,330 --> 00:17:08,767 -[keyboard clacking] -[beeping] 328 00:17:10,969 --> 00:17:12,604 [cell phone vibrates] 329 00:17:22,013 --> 00:17:23,648 [computer beeps] 330 00:17:28,486 --> 00:17:29,354 Booyah. 331 00:17:30,454 --> 00:17:32,191 [keyboard clacking] 332 00:17:35,927 --> 00:17:37,496 [birds chirping] 333 00:17:37,594 --> 00:17:38,830 [Larry] I know you're scared. 334 00:17:40,098 --> 00:17:41,300 I can sense it. 335 00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:44,236 Just-- [sighs] 336 00:17:44,334 --> 00:17:46,605 You have to trust me that I'm gonna make everything all right. 337 00:17:47,972 --> 00:17:49,374 [sighs] 338 00:17:49,473 --> 00:17:51,276 Once we avert the apocalypse, 339 00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:53,445 everything will go back to normal. 340 00:17:53,544 --> 00:17:56,215 You have to keep trusting me, all right? 341 00:17:56,313 --> 00:17:59,318 -We have to stick-- [grunts] -[energy surging] 342 00:17:59,984 --> 00:18:01,486 Keeg? 343 00:18:01,585 --> 00:18:03,788 I said we have to stick together. 344 00:18:05,422 --> 00:18:07,292 Why are you acting like this? 345 00:18:08,492 --> 00:18:10,329 What did Future Keeg say to you? 346 00:18:11,529 --> 00:18:13,365 Oh, let me guess, whatever it was, 347 00:18:13,464 --> 00:18:16,335 it was all my fault, wasn't it? 348 00:18:16,433 --> 00:18:18,170 Well, we're not in the future anymore 349 00:18:18,269 --> 00:18:19,905 and I'm still in charge. 350 00:18:20,003 --> 00:18:22,241 If we wanna fix this we have to stay uni-- 351 00:18:22,340 --> 00:18:24,476 -[warbles] -Damn it. 352 00:18:27,011 --> 00:18:28,380 There you are. Judas! 353 00:18:28,478 --> 00:18:30,382 I'm a little busy right now, Rita. 354 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:33,685 [scoffs] Don't you walk away from me! 355 00:18:33,785 --> 00:18:34,619 [Larry] Keeg! 356 00:18:39,624 --> 00:18:40,692 [sighs] 357 00:18:44,128 --> 00:18:45,364 [sighs heavily] 358 00:18:46,230 --> 00:18:47,532 Fucking puzzles. 359 00:19:05,149 --> 00:19:06,318 [sighs] 360 00:19:07,018 --> 00:19:08,387 Fucking puzzles. 361 00:19:20,131 --> 00:19:21,733 There are no edge pieces. 362 00:19:23,101 --> 00:19:24,869 There are no corner pieces. 363 00:19:31,876 --> 00:19:33,745 There are no edge pieces. 364 00:19:35,146 --> 00:19:36,315 What? 365 00:19:36,413 --> 00:19:37,616 And they all look the same. 366 00:19:42,452 --> 00:19:45,324 Come on, you piece of shit piece. 367 00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:46,891 [yells] 368 00:19:46,991 --> 00:19:49,228 [breathing heavily] 369 00:19:50,327 --> 00:19:51,496 [sighs] 370 00:20:04,575 --> 00:20:05,877 [burps] What's your problem? 371 00:20:05,977 --> 00:20:07,446 They fucking left. 372 00:20:07,545 --> 00:20:10,182 Rouge and Cliff, they went on the mission without us. 373 00:20:10,281 --> 00:20:11,650 Are you fucking kidding? 374 00:20:11,749 --> 00:20:13,452 What's with everyone ditching me lately? 375 00:20:13,550 --> 00:20:15,320 Did someone send out a memo? 376 00:20:15,419 --> 00:20:16,655 Welcome to the club. 377 00:20:18,155 --> 00:20:19,358 Well, where are you going? 378 00:20:21,659 --> 00:20:23,262 [sighs] 379 00:20:23,359 --> 00:20:25,931 I intercepted a transmission report from the Bureau of Normalcy. 380 00:20:26,030 --> 00:20:27,699 There's another Zombie Butt out there. 381 00:20:27,798 --> 00:20:29,634 If I hurry, I can still intercept it. 382 00:20:30,734 --> 00:20:32,571 So, you're leaving us too? 383 00:20:33,838 --> 00:20:35,440 [sighs] Jane... 384 00:20:37,006 --> 00:20:39,578 would you like to join me on a mission to save the world? 385 00:20:40,812 --> 00:20:41,846 Hmm... 386 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,984 Yeah, fuck it. Sure, yeah. 387 00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:47,219 Wait, wait, wait, what about Rita and Larry? 388 00:20:47,318 --> 00:20:48,387 [sighs] 389 00:20:48,486 --> 00:20:49,554 -[Rita] Larry! -[Larry] Keeg! 390 00:20:49,653 --> 00:20:51,456 -[Rita] Larry! -[Larry] Rita! 391 00:20:51,555 --> 00:20:53,358 -[Rita] What? -[Larry] Have you seen Keeg? 392 00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:54,526 [Rita] Larry! 393 00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:55,928 It's now or never. You ready? 394 00:20:56,026 --> 00:20:56,996 Let's go, yeah. 395 00:20:57,929 --> 00:20:58,763 Mmm. 396 00:21:01,365 --> 00:21:02,767 [cheerful music playing] 397 00:21:05,835 --> 00:21:07,940 [Cliff] Who needs a Doom Bus or a time machine 398 00:21:08,038 --> 00:21:11,843 when you got two wheels and unlimited stamina? 399 00:21:11,943 --> 00:21:13,712 [panting] 400 00:21:13,811 --> 00:21:15,647 Speak for yourself, big man. 401 00:21:18,915 --> 00:21:21,386 [Cliff] I told you, you could sit on my handle bars. 402 00:21:21,485 --> 00:21:22,621 -[bicycle rattles] -Whoa-oh. 403 00:21:22,719 --> 00:21:24,423 Then I said I would rather die! 404 00:21:25,056 --> 00:21:25,890 [Cliff] Hmm. 405 00:21:27,792 --> 00:21:29,328 [cheerful music continues] 406 00:21:33,063 --> 00:21:34,599 [Cliff] Ooh! Wow! 407 00:21:42,073 --> 00:21:44,843 What the fuck is that? 408 00:21:48,412 --> 00:21:51,650 This is a fucking crime! 409 00:21:51,748 --> 00:21:53,785 [clicks tongue] Yeah, litter is a crime. 410 00:21:54,652 --> 00:21:55,921 [Cliff] Littering? 411 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:56,989 That thing isn't trash. 412 00:21:57,088 --> 00:22:00,392 That's a 1974 Gran Torino. 413 00:22:00,491 --> 00:22:01,961 It's one of the first cars I bought 414 00:22:02,060 --> 00:22:03,895 when I made it big on the circuit. 415 00:22:03,995 --> 00:22:06,731 I used to fix up cars with my dad. 416 00:22:06,831 --> 00:22:09,034 Way older than the model '78. 417 00:22:09,133 --> 00:22:10,369 [chuckles] Fuck. 418 00:22:10,468 --> 00:22:12,637 Fixing cars was probably the only thing 419 00:22:12,737 --> 00:22:14,239 my dad was good at. 420 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,241 'Cause when you're fixing the car, 421 00:22:16,340 --> 00:22:17,776 everything makes sense. 422 00:22:17,875 --> 00:22:20,980 There's a solution to every problem. 423 00:22:21,078 --> 00:22:22,581 We both understood that. 424 00:22:23,548 --> 00:22:24,984 You just... 425 00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:26,085 lose yourself in it. 426 00:22:27,384 --> 00:22:29,254 It's tactile. 427 00:22:29,353 --> 00:22:30,789 Well, what are you waiting for? 428 00:22:30,887 --> 00:22:33,158 Why don't you "pop the hood," as they say? 429 00:22:33,257 --> 00:22:36,895 You know, let yourself feel that sensation again. 430 00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:38,998 [Cliff] No, no. Not yet. 431 00:22:39,096 --> 00:22:41,901 I'm saving my first touch for my family. 432 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,168 End of discussion. 433 00:22:43,267 --> 00:22:44,636 Save the world, 434 00:22:44,735 --> 00:22:46,638 then allow myself to feel again. 435 00:22:47,804 --> 00:22:49,008 Anything else would be a waste. 436 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:51,276 Well, that's very noble. 437 00:22:51,375 --> 00:22:53,012 [Cliff] Yeah, well... 438 00:22:53,110 --> 00:22:56,781 You're lucky that you have people to share your life with. 439 00:22:56,880 --> 00:23:00,019 I don't know where I was in the future or what happened. 440 00:23:00,117 --> 00:23:04,523 But I'm certain of one thing, I was alone. 441 00:23:04,622 --> 00:23:07,159 You know, we are quite a bit alike, 442 00:23:07,258 --> 00:23:08,727 you and me, Cliff. 443 00:23:08,826 --> 00:23:13,598 Relics from a long time passed, 444 00:23:13,697 --> 00:23:15,734 discarded by the side of the road 445 00:23:15,832 --> 00:23:20,505 in search of a new home we may never truly find. 446 00:23:22,172 --> 00:23:24,076 Wha... What the fuck are you talking about? 447 00:23:24,174 --> 00:23:28,113 [clicks tongue] Uh, the, um, the car. 448 00:23:28,212 --> 00:23:32,117 Yeah, I thought you were using the car as a metaphor. 449 00:23:33,050 --> 00:23:33,685 Metaphor? 450 00:23:33,785 --> 00:23:34,987 A metaphor for what? 451 00:23:35,086 --> 00:23:36,488 It's a fucking car. 452 00:23:36,587 --> 00:23:38,123 Yeah. I... I know it's a-- 453 00:23:38,222 --> 00:23:40,559 [Darren continues growling and singing] 454 00:23:47,298 --> 00:23:50,235 Was that Darren fucking Jones? 455 00:23:50,334 --> 00:23:52,504 Was he fucking singing? 456 00:23:52,603 --> 00:23:56,008 [growling and singing] 457 00:23:58,241 --> 00:24:00,479 ["Shipoopi" by Buddy Hackett playing on speakers] 458 00:24:00,576 --> 00:24:01,713 [male singer] ♪ Now, a woman who'll kiss On the very first date ♪ 459 00:24:01,812 --> 00:24:03,415 ♪ Is usually a hussy ♪ 460 00:24:03,514 --> 00:24:05,150 ♪ And a woman who'll kiss On the second time out ♪ 461 00:24:05,244 --> 00:24:06,986 ♪ Is anything but fussy ♪ 462 00:24:07,083 --> 00:24:08,820 ♪ But a woman who'll wait Till the third time around ♪ 463 00:24:08,918 --> 00:24:10,322 ♪ Head in the clouds Feet on the ground ♪ 464 00:24:10,421 --> 00:24:11,924 ♪ She's the girl You're glad you found ♪ 465 00:24:12,023 --> 00:24:13,658 ♪ She's your Shi-Poo-Pi ♪ 466 00:24:13,757 --> 00:24:15,961 ♪ Shi-Poo-Pi Shi-Poo-Pi, Shi-Poo-Pi ♪ 467 00:24:16,059 --> 00:24:18,063 [male chorus] ♪ The girl who's hard to get ♪ 468 00:24:18,161 --> 00:24:20,099 [male singer] ♪ Shi-Poo-Pi Shi-Poo-Pi, Shi-Poo-Pi ♪ 469 00:24:20,198 --> 00:24:22,462 [female chorus] ♪ But you can win her yet ♪ 470 00:24:22,565 --> 00:24:24,403 [male singer] ♪ Walk her once Just to raise the curtain ♪ 471 00:24:24,501 --> 00:24:26,671 ♪ Then you walk around twice And make for certain ♪ 472 00:24:26,770 --> 00:24:28,340 ♪ Once more In the flower garden ♪ 473 00:24:28,439 --> 00:24:30,142 ♪ She will ever get sore If you beg her pardon ♪ 474 00:24:31,942 --> 00:24:33,578 [chorus] ♪ Do re mi fa so la ti ♪ 475 00:24:33,677 --> 00:24:35,614 ♪ Do ti la so fa mi re do ♪ 476 00:24:35,712 --> 00:24:37,582 [male singer] ♪ Squeeze her once When she isn't lookin' ♪ 477 00:24:37,681 --> 00:24:39,218 ♪ If you get a squeeze back That's fancy cookin' ♪ 478 00:24:39,316 --> 00:24:41,153 Uh, wh... what, what are we looking at here? 479 00:24:42,019 --> 00:24:42,988 Their butts. 480 00:24:43,087 --> 00:24:45,390 Now, General, you and I both know 481 00:24:45,489 --> 00:24:46,758 they are so much more than that. 482 00:24:46,857 --> 00:24:48,527 You're the visionary behind this project. 483 00:24:48,626 --> 00:24:50,062 These aren't just Butts, 484 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,731 they're an entirely new species of creature 485 00:24:52,829 --> 00:24:55,600 that we categorized as Gluteus Morticus. 486 00:24:55,699 --> 00:24:57,702 Infinitely complex, highly intelligent 487 00:24:57,801 --> 00:24:59,905 with deeply engrained social dynamics. 488 00:25:00,003 --> 00:25:02,607 Take these two specimens in front for example. 489 00:25:02,706 --> 00:25:05,044 Note, the scarring on their forequarters. 490 00:25:05,143 --> 00:25:06,912 They were born as conjoined twins. 491 00:25:07,011 --> 00:25:08,747 They're brothers and they recognize that. 492 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:13,018 In fact, I've only just started to comprehend their bond. 493 00:25:13,117 --> 00:25:14,753 One of them, I've named Nicholas, 494 00:25:14,852 --> 00:25:16,255 and the other I've named Theodore. 495 00:25:16,353 --> 00:25:17,856 Teddy. [chuckles] 496 00:25:17,955 --> 00:25:20,092 As you can see, they're not killing machines. 497 00:25:20,190 --> 00:25:22,561 They're quite gentle, they have a love of music-- 498 00:25:22,661 --> 00:25:24,629 Bored! 499 00:25:24,728 --> 00:25:26,131 -[music stops] -No, don't! 500 00:25:29,133 --> 00:25:31,470 [Butts growling] 501 00:25:31,570 --> 00:25:32,938 [all exclaiming] 502 00:25:33,037 --> 00:25:34,239 [yelps] They're upset with me. 503 00:25:34,338 --> 00:25:36,008 The Butts have gotten upset with me. 504 00:25:36,106 --> 00:25:37,676 [thudding] 505 00:25:37,775 --> 00:25:38,978 Close it, close it! 506 00:25:39,076 --> 00:25:41,446 The Butts have gotten upset with me. 507 00:25:41,546 --> 00:25:42,814 You scared him. 508 00:25:42,913 --> 00:25:45,284 Your Butts have gone nuts. ...upset with me. 509 00:25:45,383 --> 00:25:46,818 General, say it. 510 00:25:46,917 --> 00:25:49,549 [both] We mustn't upset the Butts. 511 00:25:49,653 --> 00:25:51,690 -[shudders] -That's right. 512 00:25:51,790 --> 00:25:54,526 Okay, we're outta here. 513 00:25:54,624 --> 00:25:56,628 You must see what you have here. 514 00:25:56,726 --> 00:26:00,399 This is an apex life form capable of... of coexisting with humankind! 515 00:26:00,497 --> 00:26:04,970 Yes, and the bureau is grateful for all your work. 516 00:26:05,069 --> 00:26:07,772 Your methods may have been unorthodox 517 00:26:07,871 --> 00:26:11,510 but this project should be considered a great success for our country. 518 00:26:11,608 --> 00:26:13,278 Finally, we have what we need 519 00:26:13,377 --> 00:26:16,748 to move forward with weaponization. 520 00:26:16,847 --> 00:26:19,451 Wait, you can't seriously still be considering 521 00:26:19,549 --> 00:26:20,852 weaponizing these creatures. 522 00:26:20,951 --> 00:26:22,988 Please, you'd be weaponizing 523 00:26:23,087 --> 00:26:25,157 one of the greatest discoveries of our time. 524 00:26:26,123 --> 00:26:27,026 Great discovery? 525 00:26:28,092 --> 00:26:29,028 Like what? 526 00:26:30,094 --> 00:26:31,330 Fire? 527 00:26:31,428 --> 00:26:34,099 Electricity? The atom? 528 00:26:34,198 --> 00:26:38,203 Weaponization is the fruit of progress, Dr. Yu. 529 00:26:38,302 --> 00:26:41,706 This is the intention of discovery always. 530 00:26:42,940 --> 00:26:44,604 Give me three days. 531 00:26:44,709 --> 00:26:46,078 I will change your mind. 532 00:26:46,177 --> 00:26:47,679 I will put together the greatest talent show-- 533 00:26:47,778 --> 00:26:49,414 You'll be reassigned. 534 00:26:49,514 --> 00:26:51,183 Immediately. 535 00:26:51,282 --> 00:26:54,319 -I-- -And if you continue this foolish crusade, 536 00:26:54,418 --> 00:26:56,821 you'll be demoted, or worse. 537 00:26:58,956 --> 00:27:00,492 Are you threatening me? 538 00:27:00,590 --> 00:27:03,362 You're the linguist, Doctor, figure it out for yourself. 539 00:27:04,328 --> 00:27:05,364 [door closes] 540 00:27:05,463 --> 00:27:08,000 [scoffs] 541 00:27:08,097 --> 00:27:10,569 [Larry] Keeg, I know you love to hide in electric wiring 542 00:27:10,668 --> 00:27:12,337 but now is not the time. 543 00:27:12,436 --> 00:27:14,673 We don't wanna risk everything we're building together 544 00:27:14,772 --> 00:27:16,408 on a game of hide-and-seek. 545 00:27:18,042 --> 00:27:20,379 Oh, damn it, Keeg, talk to me. 546 00:27:21,978 --> 00:27:24,984 I'm done talking to flowers and floor lamps. 547 00:27:25,083 --> 00:27:25,951 Oh, shit. 548 00:27:26,050 --> 00:27:28,753 I'm sorry. Did I surprise you? 549 00:27:28,853 --> 00:27:30,055 That must be frustrating 550 00:27:30,154 --> 00:27:31,356 when someone you love and trust 551 00:27:31,455 --> 00:27:33,392 does something completely unexpected. 552 00:27:33,490 --> 00:27:34,693 [Larry] As I said, Rita, 553 00:27:34,791 --> 00:27:35,961 I'm a bit preoccupied at the moment. 554 00:27:36,060 --> 00:27:37,963 So, that's how you're going to play it? 555 00:27:38,062 --> 00:27:40,399 Feigning more concern for that thing 556 00:27:40,497 --> 00:27:42,001 than you have for me? 557 00:27:42,099 --> 00:27:43,635 Well, the least you could've done 558 00:27:43,733 --> 00:27:46,471 was look me in the eyes before stabbing me in the back. 559 00:27:46,570 --> 00:27:47,706 Honestly, that's probably why 560 00:27:47,804 --> 00:27:49,574 Keeg wants nothing to do with you 561 00:27:49,673 --> 00:27:52,711 now that he's seen the way you treat those you care most about. 562 00:27:52,810 --> 00:27:54,914 The ones who love you enough 563 00:27:55,013 --> 00:27:57,677 to ignore the bandage body odor. 564 00:27:58,782 --> 00:27:59,985 Oh, for heaven's sake, Larry, 565 00:28:00,084 --> 00:28:01,420 just cut the power to the house. 566 00:28:01,518 --> 00:28:03,088 -[electricity crackles] -[Larry yelps] God! 567 00:28:03,187 --> 00:28:06,625 -[Larry sighs] -Looks like Rita was right again. 568 00:28:06,723 --> 00:28:08,127 [Larry] All right, you know what? 569 00:28:08,225 --> 00:28:09,328 Enough. 570 00:28:09,426 --> 00:28:11,663 You act like this was some great betrayal, 571 00:28:11,762 --> 00:28:13,365 but I had my reasons. 572 00:28:13,463 --> 00:28:14,766 And even if I didn't, 573 00:28:14,865 --> 00:28:16,768 you were actually a pretty shitty team leader. 574 00:28:16,867 --> 00:28:18,803 All you did was tell everyone what to do. 575 00:28:18,903 --> 00:28:20,772 Holding us to impossible standards, 576 00:28:20,871 --> 00:28:23,075 giving out gold stars and demerits 577 00:28:23,174 --> 00:28:25,344 like we were all little school children. 578 00:28:25,443 --> 00:28:27,179 After a while, 579 00:28:27,271 --> 00:28:28,813 it didn't even feel like we were doing good for the right reasons. 580 00:28:28,913 --> 00:28:30,950 We were just going through the motions 581 00:28:31,049 --> 00:28:33,318 as part of a misguided vanity play. 582 00:28:33,951 --> 00:28:35,287 [Rita scoffs] 583 00:28:35,385 --> 00:28:38,857 [Larry] And as for my reasons, I saw the future. 584 00:28:38,956 --> 00:28:41,026 We all saw where we end up. 585 00:28:41,125 --> 00:28:43,295 Excuse me for trying to avoid that fate. 586 00:28:46,130 --> 00:28:47,799 I would've thought of all people, 587 00:28:47,898 --> 00:28:51,603 you'd understand how time travel can change one's priorities. 588 00:28:51,696 --> 00:28:53,172 When you came back from the past, 589 00:28:53,271 --> 00:28:54,439 you were broken. 590 00:28:55,773 --> 00:28:57,176 You called us all strangers, 591 00:28:57,274 --> 00:28:58,877 and you haven't made me feel like 592 00:28:58,975 --> 00:29:01,513 anything other than a stranger ever since. 593 00:29:03,114 --> 00:29:04,316 [smacks lips] So, what then? 594 00:29:04,415 --> 00:29:08,020 You think your future was my fault? 595 00:29:08,119 --> 00:29:10,089 [electricity crackling] 596 00:29:10,755 --> 00:29:11,991 [Larry sighs] 597 00:29:14,558 --> 00:29:17,529 [Larry] No. I saw Keeg separated from me. 598 00:29:17,628 --> 00:29:18,964 Abandoned. 599 00:29:19,063 --> 00:29:20,900 Now he wants nothing to do with me. 600 00:29:20,998 --> 00:29:22,401 It wasn't your fault. 601 00:29:22,499 --> 00:29:25,070 If anyone was to blame it was probably me. 602 00:29:25,168 --> 00:29:27,406 But I'll do whatever I can to keep that from happening. 603 00:29:27,505 --> 00:29:30,142 And if that means Rouge takes charge of the team, 604 00:29:30,241 --> 00:29:31,310 so be it. 605 00:29:32,543 --> 00:29:36,215 I'm sorry, Rita, but I have to do this. 606 00:29:37,815 --> 00:29:39,318 Keeg is all I have left. 607 00:29:41,585 --> 00:29:42,922 All you have left? 608 00:29:45,356 --> 00:29:48,093 Being team leader was all I had left. 609 00:29:48,192 --> 00:29:50,895 And now thanks to you, I have nothing. 610 00:29:53,864 --> 00:29:54,900 [Larry sighs] 611 00:30:01,004 --> 00:30:03,008 [Jane] You're fucking kidding me. 612 00:30:03,107 --> 00:30:05,610 We're supposed to be posing as bureau agents? 613 00:30:05,709 --> 00:30:09,014 You could've at least told me to change my fucking shirt. 614 00:30:09,113 --> 00:30:11,650 I told him we'd be undercover. 615 00:30:11,749 --> 00:30:12,812 Oh, boy. 616 00:30:15,286 --> 00:30:17,389 Okay, so, what's your idea exactly? 617 00:30:21,925 --> 00:30:24,596 Darren Jones isn't the only Zombie Butt? 618 00:30:24,696 --> 00:30:26,565 I'm not sure. 619 00:30:26,664 --> 00:30:28,767 But if another Zombie Butt escaped that night, 620 00:30:28,866 --> 00:30:31,336 then the Bureau of Normalcy is gonna know about it. 621 00:30:32,770 --> 00:30:33,872 Okay, and this... 622 00:30:33,971 --> 00:30:35,440 And if this works, wha... what, 623 00:30:35,539 --> 00:30:38,510 you'll finally be voted as team leader? 624 00:30:39,878 --> 00:30:41,046 -[scoffs] -I think the team 625 00:30:41,145 --> 00:30:42,447 made it pretty clear how they feel 626 00:30:42,546 --> 00:30:44,716 about me being team leader, several times. 627 00:30:44,816 --> 00:30:46,451 Then, why are you acting 628 00:30:46,550 --> 00:30:49,621 like such a lame-ass motivational poster come to life? 629 00:30:49,721 --> 00:30:50,956 I mean, seriously, 630 00:30:51,055 --> 00:30:52,791 you're like a energy drink commercial. 631 00:30:52,891 --> 00:30:54,059 Why are you so fucking tense? 632 00:30:54,158 --> 00:30:56,895 Because I saw the same future you saw. 633 00:30:59,296 --> 00:31:00,232 I'm... 634 00:31:01,599 --> 00:31:03,568 I'm trying to save the world right now, 635 00:31:03,668 --> 00:31:05,204 and maybe if we can do that, 636 00:31:05,303 --> 00:31:07,239 then I can finally move on with my life. 637 00:31:09,739 --> 00:31:13,112 Okay, so you're gonna save the world. Then what? 638 00:31:13,211 --> 00:31:17,249 You're gonna go off backpacking with a bunch of normies? 639 00:31:17,348 --> 00:31:20,285 Join an ultimate frisbee league, dude? 640 00:31:22,754 --> 00:31:25,190 Wow. I'm right, aren't I? 641 00:31:25,289 --> 00:31:28,793 Damn, everyone's just going off on a solo act these days. 642 00:31:28,893 --> 00:31:30,795 Cool. Cool, cool, cool. 643 00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:33,232 Yeah, well, it's easy to feel like 644 00:31:33,331 --> 00:31:35,067 everyone else is moving on without you 645 00:31:35,166 --> 00:31:37,202 if you're stuck standing still. 646 00:31:40,904 --> 00:31:44,843 [clicks tongue] Okay, so let... let's say you save the world, 647 00:31:44,942 --> 00:31:46,778 then what happens tomorrow? 648 00:31:46,878 --> 00:31:48,813 I don't know. Wednesday? 649 00:31:48,913 --> 00:31:50,849 Come on. 650 00:31:50,948 --> 00:31:52,517 You've been here long enough to know 651 00:31:52,616 --> 00:31:56,621 that our world is ending like every other fucking day. 652 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,723 You keep telling yourself that you're gonna move on, 653 00:31:58,822 --> 00:32:01,526 but it feels like you keep finding reasons to stay. 654 00:32:02,494 --> 00:32:03,795 [scoffs] 655 00:32:03,894 --> 00:32:06,531 I never said I was quitting. 656 00:32:06,630 --> 00:32:08,400 I just need some time to myself. 657 00:32:08,499 --> 00:32:10,269 I've wanted that for a long time. 658 00:32:11,769 --> 00:32:13,105 [inhales sharply] 659 00:32:13,203 --> 00:32:14,339 Yeah, it must be nice to know what you want. 660 00:32:14,434 --> 00:32:15,540 [Jane sighs] 661 00:32:18,075 --> 00:32:19,578 Have you talked to Kay lately? 662 00:32:19,677 --> 00:32:20,579 No. 663 00:32:22,146 --> 00:32:24,716 Well, there was like a moment. 664 00:32:24,814 --> 00:32:27,319 [clicks tongue] I mean, what the fuck do you know about it? 665 00:32:28,152 --> 00:32:29,221 I was just thinking, 666 00:32:30,254 --> 00:32:31,656 maybe what Kay wants for you 667 00:32:31,755 --> 00:32:33,658 is different to what Kay wants for herself. 668 00:32:34,825 --> 00:32:35,794 The fuck is that supposed to mean? 669 00:32:35,893 --> 00:32:37,029 You don't even know Kay. 670 00:32:37,127 --> 00:32:38,630 No, Kay was up top a few months ago. 671 00:32:38,730 --> 00:32:40,065 All of us met her. 672 00:32:43,034 --> 00:32:44,436 I didn't wanna bother you about it. 673 00:32:45,336 --> 00:32:47,006 Bother me about what? 674 00:32:48,305 --> 00:32:50,309 Kay had your recorded interview with her, 675 00:32:50,407 --> 00:32:51,543 -like Niles used to do. -[cell phone vibrating] 676 00:32:51,641 --> 00:32:53,378 [whispering] Tell me everything. 677 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,682 -It's him. -Okay. 678 00:33:01,586 --> 00:33:02,955 [birds chirping] 679 00:33:03,054 --> 00:33:04,423 [Cliff] So, what? 680 00:33:04,522 --> 00:33:06,391 We just wait for him in a barn and ambush him? 681 00:33:08,192 --> 00:33:10,129 Yeah, is that too complicated? 682 00:33:10,227 --> 00:33:11,530 [Cliff] Won't he smell us coming? 683 00:33:12,730 --> 00:33:14,566 Well, the last time, your pal, Kipling, 684 00:33:14,665 --> 00:33:18,570 had a magic hat laced with secret pine air freshener. 685 00:33:18,670 --> 00:33:19,804 But in lieu of that, 686 00:33:19,903 --> 00:33:22,174 I've improvised and I've doused our helmets 687 00:33:22,272 --> 00:33:24,243 with Niles's old cologne. 688 00:33:25,977 --> 00:33:26,811 [Cliff] And that'll work? 689 00:33:26,911 --> 00:33:27,913 [thudding] 690 00:33:28,012 --> 00:33:29,514 It better. 691 00:33:29,609 --> 00:33:31,316 [Darren whistling] 692 00:33:40,725 --> 00:33:42,727 Hello, Darren. 693 00:33:42,826 --> 00:33:46,131 [Cliff] Get ready to kiss the cook, motherfucker. 694 00:33:46,230 --> 00:33:47,666 [growling] 695 00:33:56,273 --> 00:33:57,409 [Cliff] Holy shit! 696 00:33:57,507 --> 00:33:59,278 I still understand zombie speak. 697 00:33:59,376 --> 00:34:00,612 Who... Uh, what's he saying? 698 00:34:00,711 --> 00:34:02,781 [Cliff] He said, "Welcome to my farm." 699 00:34:02,879 --> 00:34:04,749 -[Madame Rouge] Hmm? -[Cliff] Fuck the farm! 700 00:34:04,848 --> 00:34:08,120 Listen, Darren, here's what's gonna happen. 701 00:34:08,219 --> 00:34:10,322 I'm gonna save the fucking world 702 00:34:10,421 --> 00:34:13,592 by crushing your dumb zombie face. 703 00:34:13,691 --> 00:34:16,795 [growls] 704 00:34:16,894 --> 00:34:18,163 What's he saying now? 705 00:34:18,262 --> 00:34:23,268 [growling] 706 00:34:32,776 --> 00:34:34,513 [Cliff] He says he won't eat brains, 707 00:34:34,612 --> 00:34:36,881 he's refusing to be a zombie. 708 00:34:36,980 --> 00:34:39,351 Well... [sputters] I don't think you can do that. 709 00:34:39,450 --> 00:34:41,286 Can you do that? I don't think you can do that. 710 00:34:41,385 --> 00:34:42,554 [Cliff] I don't know. He's still talking. 711 00:34:42,648 --> 00:34:43,288 [Cliff shushes] 712 00:34:43,387 --> 00:34:45,524 [growling continues] 713 00:34:47,225 --> 00:34:49,194 [Cliff] Uh, something about tomatoes? 714 00:34:49,293 --> 00:34:52,397 [growling continues] 715 00:34:56,766 --> 00:34:58,203 [Cliff] I think he's wrappin' it up. 716 00:34:58,302 --> 00:35:01,506 -Okay, good, good -[growling] 717 00:35:03,708 --> 00:35:05,410 What's he doing? 718 00:35:06,511 --> 00:35:07,746 [growls] 719 00:35:09,781 --> 00:35:10,749 [Cliff] What the fuck? 720 00:35:10,848 --> 00:35:12,451 [growls] 721 00:35:12,549 --> 00:35:14,453 [Cliff] Fuck off, Darren. 722 00:35:14,552 --> 00:35:16,555 I came here to fight you and save the world, 723 00:35:16,653 --> 00:35:19,658 not commit some kind of weird mercy killing. 724 00:35:19,757 --> 00:35:21,793 What's wrong? 725 00:35:21,892 --> 00:35:23,762 [Cliff] He's asking me to put him down! 726 00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:25,664 Oh, and what is wrong with that? 727 00:35:27,231 --> 00:35:28,800 [Cliff] He's a fucking zombie! 728 00:35:28,899 --> 00:35:30,169 -You're not Old fucking Yeller. -[Darren growling] 729 00:35:30,267 --> 00:35:33,238 [continues growling] 730 00:35:40,278 --> 00:35:41,380 [Cliff] Hey, hold on. 731 00:35:41,478 --> 00:35:42,581 I don't know if I can just kill 732 00:35:42,679 --> 00:35:44,749 an unarmed Zombie Butt farmer. 733 00:35:44,848 --> 00:35:47,052 Stop messing with my head, Darren. 734 00:35:47,151 --> 00:35:48,553 -Stop trying to make... -[grunts] 735 00:35:48,652 --> 00:35:50,222 ...this... this easy on me. 736 00:35:52,056 --> 00:35:53,358 [sniffs] 737 00:35:53,457 --> 00:35:55,260 -[growls] -[Cliff] The fuck are you doing? 738 00:35:55,359 --> 00:35:56,495 What needs to be done. 739 00:35:57,662 --> 00:36:00,399 [growling] 740 00:36:00,498 --> 00:36:02,267 [Cliff] Oh, no. Oh, no. 741 00:36:02,366 --> 00:36:04,904 [growling continues] 742 00:36:05,002 --> 00:36:07,639 [Cliff screams] Holy! 743 00:36:08,272 --> 00:36:10,709 [both grunting] 744 00:36:12,276 --> 00:36:13,245 [growls] 745 00:36:13,344 --> 00:36:14,980 [Cliff] You're fucking crazy! 746 00:36:15,079 --> 00:36:16,848 [growling] 747 00:36:16,948 --> 00:36:17,849 [Cliff grunts] 748 00:36:20,584 --> 00:36:23,155 All right, Darren! You asked for it. 749 00:36:23,254 --> 00:36:24,756 [choking] 750 00:36:24,856 --> 00:36:26,458 [Cliff grunting] 751 00:36:27,357 --> 00:36:28,460 [blood splatters] 752 00:36:28,559 --> 00:36:30,695 [ominous music playing] 753 00:36:30,795 --> 00:36:31,696 Weapon. 754 00:36:34,765 --> 00:36:36,468 -[Cliff grunts] -[flesh squelches] 755 00:36:37,902 --> 00:36:39,771 [pants] 756 00:36:44,008 --> 00:36:45,610 [sniffles] Cliff. 757 00:36:46,377 --> 00:36:48,180 Cliff, it's... it's over. 758 00:36:48,278 --> 00:36:49,314 It's done. 759 00:36:50,881 --> 00:36:52,384 [Cliff breathes shakily] 760 00:36:52,483 --> 00:36:54,053 I did it. It's over. 761 00:36:54,151 --> 00:36:56,255 [breathing heavily] 762 00:36:59,656 --> 00:37:02,127 Something's... [breathing heavily] 763 00:37:02,226 --> 00:37:03,963 Something's cold. 764 00:37:05,896 --> 00:37:08,533 Oh, no. Oh, God, no. 765 00:37:09,266 --> 00:37:10,903 Oh, God! No! 766 00:37:11,001 --> 00:37:13,038 No! No, no, no! 767 00:37:13,136 --> 00:37:15,540 -I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, Cliff. -[Cliff breathing heavily] 768 00:37:16,873 --> 00:37:18,810 You said you needed a reason to fight, I-- 769 00:37:18,910 --> 00:37:20,412 [Cliff] You did the right thing. 770 00:37:21,612 --> 00:37:23,748 I hesitated and you got it done. 771 00:37:25,149 --> 00:37:27,119 That's why you're the leader. 772 00:37:27,218 --> 00:37:28,287 Where the fuck's my... 773 00:37:28,386 --> 00:37:29,554 [grunts] 774 00:37:32,256 --> 00:37:33,858 [breathing heavily] Shit. 775 00:37:35,392 --> 00:37:37,096 [Cliff sighs] 776 00:37:37,195 --> 00:37:38,730 Well, what are we waiting for? 777 00:37:40,564 --> 00:37:41,866 We saved the world. 778 00:37:43,062 --> 00:37:44,536 Let's fucking go home. 779 00:37:50,241 --> 00:37:51,610 Right. 780 00:37:51,709 --> 00:37:54,546 [techno music playing] 781 00:38:09,226 --> 00:38:11,030 Agent Wolfmann, I presume. 782 00:38:11,128 --> 00:38:12,531 Correct. 783 00:38:12,630 --> 00:38:14,967 And this is my associate, Agent Perez. 784 00:38:15,066 --> 00:38:17,736 [clicks tongue] Hey. Sorry about my shirt. 785 00:38:17,836 --> 00:38:18,737 Laundry day. 786 00:38:21,004 --> 00:38:24,809 And you must be the, uh... The Butt Hunter. 787 00:38:25,744 --> 00:38:26,946 [chomps] 788 00:38:27,044 --> 00:38:28,847 Why don't you take a wild guess? 789 00:38:29,781 --> 00:38:30,782 Shit. 790 00:38:32,549 --> 00:38:35,754 [whispering] You gotta be fucking kidding me. 791 00:38:35,852 --> 00:38:37,656 We don't wanna waste any more of your time. 792 00:38:37,755 --> 00:38:39,319 We expect a full mission report. 793 00:38:39,423 --> 00:38:44,296 You know I don't do those fancy Bureau Normalcy protocols. 794 00:38:44,395 --> 00:38:45,764 Hunter's gotta have his own code. 795 00:38:47,832 --> 00:38:48,667 Humor me. 796 00:38:49,834 --> 00:38:50,702 All right. 797 00:38:53,336 --> 00:38:57,209 A year ago the BON lost an entire hoard of killer Butts. 798 00:38:57,308 --> 00:39:00,545 Due to my specific skill set, I was hired to round 'em up. 799 00:39:02,113 --> 00:39:03,248 Several confirmed dead, 800 00:39:03,347 --> 00:39:05,584 some by my hand, some by others. 801 00:39:05,683 --> 00:39:07,852 But the majority have been safely recovered. 802 00:39:09,386 --> 00:39:10,855 I always try to be humane in my approach 803 00:39:10,954 --> 00:39:14,994 but, [chuckles] you know how this business can be. 804 00:39:15,087 --> 00:39:16,828 The Butt hunting business? 805 00:39:16,922 --> 00:39:17,862 That's the one. 806 00:39:17,962 --> 00:39:19,698 What's the current status report? 807 00:39:19,796 --> 00:39:22,701 Recently, I came into possession of the final target. 808 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,836 It was particularly difficult to track. 809 00:39:24,935 --> 00:39:26,638 These things are crafty, you know. 810 00:39:26,737 --> 00:39:30,009 Butt hunting... It's chess, it's not... 811 00:39:34,178 --> 00:39:35,280 Yahtzee. 812 00:39:35,379 --> 00:39:37,282 Why was it difficult to track? 813 00:39:37,381 --> 00:39:38,717 Didn't behave like the others. 814 00:39:39,551 --> 00:39:40,752 Seemed sick. 815 00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:43,383 Infected, possibly. 816 00:39:43,487 --> 00:39:45,524 I put it on ice to transport it. 817 00:39:45,622 --> 00:39:48,193 Cold seems to place it in a vegetative state. 818 00:39:48,292 --> 00:39:50,562 But make no mistake, this thing is not dead. 819 00:39:51,561 --> 00:39:53,598 Not all the way, anyway. 820 00:39:53,698 --> 00:39:54,967 So, it's a zombie. 821 00:39:55,066 --> 00:39:56,068 What's a zombie? 822 00:39:56,167 --> 00:39:57,802 Do you seriously not know what a zombie is? 823 00:39:57,901 --> 00:40:00,105 I have a very particular set of skills. 824 00:40:00,203 --> 00:40:02,874 -[softly] Okay. -[Vic] Your information tracks with our intel. 825 00:40:05,009 --> 00:40:06,645 Agent, um... 826 00:40:07,578 --> 00:40:08,480 [whispering] Butt Hunter. 827 00:40:08,580 --> 00:40:09,409 Butt Hunter. 828 00:40:09,513 --> 00:40:10,715 [whispers] Thank you. 829 00:40:10,814 --> 00:40:12,784 The bureau thanks you for your work. 830 00:40:17,087 --> 00:40:19,691 -[whispering] Vic. -[Vic] Yeah? 831 00:40:19,790 --> 00:40:21,994 [whispering] Where are the real BON agents? 832 00:40:22,092 --> 00:40:23,028 [scoffs] 833 00:40:23,127 --> 00:40:24,796 I secretly moved up the meeting. 834 00:40:24,896 --> 00:40:26,331 They're an hour behind us. 835 00:40:26,430 --> 00:40:29,568 Okay, but this Butt whacker was like 45 minutes late. 836 00:40:30,601 --> 00:40:31,670 Now we gotta move. 837 00:40:39,677 --> 00:40:40,913 I'm assuming you have my payment. 838 00:40:41,713 --> 00:40:42,915 It'll be wired to you. 839 00:40:43,014 --> 00:40:43,916 In Bitcoin. 840 00:40:47,051 --> 00:40:48,553 -[Jane chuckles] -[Vic grunts] 841 00:40:48,653 --> 00:40:49,955 -Thanks. -[Vic] Yeah. 842 00:40:55,059 --> 00:40:58,230 And this is the final Butt, right? 843 00:40:58,328 --> 00:40:59,831 Who's the Butt hunter here? 844 00:40:59,925 --> 00:41:01,233 Me or you? 845 00:41:01,332 --> 00:41:02,902 And none of the other Butts had any signs of sickness, 846 00:41:02,995 --> 00:41:04,236 only this one? 847 00:41:05,336 --> 00:41:06,705 Adios, amigo. 848 00:41:09,106 --> 00:41:09,874 Don't let 'em hit ya 849 00:41:09,974 --> 00:41:11,610 where the good Lord splits ya. 850 00:41:15,812 --> 00:41:17,917 [breathing heavily] Really missing your cyborg tech 851 00:41:18,015 --> 00:41:22,454 right about now, fucking Agent... Wolfmann. 852 00:41:22,552 --> 00:41:24,356 Now, what's your super power again, Jane, 853 00:41:24,455 --> 00:41:25,424 besides complaining? 854 00:41:25,522 --> 00:41:26,791 [Jane breathing heavily] 855 00:41:26,890 --> 00:41:28,360 Flit, I know I never ask you for anything 856 00:41:28,458 --> 00:41:29,594 but please don't fuck me. 857 00:41:29,694 --> 00:41:30,963 [car doors open] 858 00:41:42,272 --> 00:41:44,109 [operatic music playing over headphones] 859 00:41:48,745 --> 00:41:51,750 [man over pa system] Attention, the Butts are loose. 860 00:42:00,959 --> 00:42:02,727 Attention, the Butts are loose. 861 00:42:02,827 --> 00:42:04,896 [Cliff yells] Fuck! 862 00:42:05,529 --> 00:42:07,099 What the fuck? 863 00:42:07,198 --> 00:42:08,067 Oh, fuck! 864 00:42:08,166 --> 00:42:09,034 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 865 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,305 [man over pa system] Attention, the Butts are loose. 866 00:42:13,403 --> 00:42:14,773 [alarm blaring] 867 00:42:14,871 --> 00:42:16,536 What the hell are you still doing here? 868 00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:19,644 We have to get above ground before the exterminators arrive. 869 00:42:20,678 --> 00:42:21,580 Exterminators? 870 00:42:21,679 --> 00:42:24,183 [alarm blaring] 871 00:42:24,281 --> 00:42:27,186 [man over pa system] Attention, the Butts are loose. 872 00:42:27,285 --> 00:42:29,221 [metal creaking] 873 00:42:33,424 --> 00:42:35,894 [eerie music playing] 874 00:42:49,708 --> 00:42:50,742 [whispering] Nicholas? 875 00:42:59,751 --> 00:43:01,353 [footsteps approaching] 876 00:43:14,698 --> 00:43:17,402 Any luck with your friend? 877 00:43:17,501 --> 00:43:20,600 [electricity crackling] 878 00:43:20,704 --> 00:43:22,174 [Larry] Does that answer your question? 879 00:43:23,940 --> 00:43:27,212 [Cliff] Daddy's home, shitlickers! 880 00:43:27,311 --> 00:43:28,580 'Tis done. 881 00:43:28,679 --> 00:43:30,782 Cliff and I found Darren Jones and we kicked his ass. 882 00:43:30,882 --> 00:43:32,117 [Cliff chuckles] 883 00:43:32,216 --> 00:43:33,585 The fucker didn't even put up a fight. 884 00:43:33,685 --> 00:43:35,354 [Larry] Congratulations. 885 00:43:41,858 --> 00:43:44,696 Okay, uh, why... why y'all acting so sore? 886 00:43:44,794 --> 00:43:46,265 We did it. Mission accomplished. 887 00:43:46,363 --> 00:43:47,432 The world is saved. 888 00:43:47,532 --> 00:43:48,800 Not yet, it isn't. 889 00:43:49,768 --> 00:43:50,802 [Jane] No. 890 00:43:54,739 --> 00:43:56,636 [box thudding] 891 00:43:57,842 --> 00:43:59,311 After you two went AWOL, 892 00:43:59,410 --> 00:44:00,913 I hacked into the bureau's records. 893 00:44:01,012 --> 00:44:02,681 Now there was a second Zombie Butt 894 00:44:02,779 --> 00:44:04,416 that none of us had even considered. 895 00:44:04,516 --> 00:44:05,517 [Jane] Yeah. 896 00:44:05,617 --> 00:44:06,818 We went undercover 897 00:44:06,917 --> 00:44:08,787 and just stole it right from under them. 898 00:44:08,887 --> 00:44:10,222 Thanks for the invite, though. 899 00:44:10,321 --> 00:44:11,756 Excellent work, you two. 900 00:44:11,856 --> 00:44:13,592 You see, this is what happens 901 00:44:13,685 --> 00:44:15,494 when this team is given the autonomy 902 00:44:15,587 --> 00:44:17,657 to make decisions for themselves. 903 00:44:17,762 --> 00:44:19,098 You know what? 904 00:44:19,196 --> 00:44:21,533 We all deserve a gold star. 905 00:44:21,632 --> 00:44:24,369 I didn't do this for a gold star. 906 00:44:24,468 --> 00:44:25,870 Eh, whatever, mission accomplished. 907 00:44:25,970 --> 00:44:28,107 This is the final Zombie Butt. 908 00:44:32,276 --> 00:44:33,812 I'm sure you two can handle it. 909 00:44:36,781 --> 00:44:37,917 So, Cliff, uh, 910 00:44:38,015 --> 00:44:40,319 can you dispose off the second Butt? 911 00:44:40,417 --> 00:44:42,854 [Cliff] Me? Kill it? 912 00:44:42,954 --> 00:44:44,823 -With pleasure. -Okay, great. 913 00:44:50,962 --> 00:44:52,431 Let's see what we got here. 914 00:44:52,530 --> 00:44:53,365 [sighs] 915 00:45:02,206 --> 00:45:05,844 Oh, I'm sorry, little guy. 916 00:45:13,350 --> 00:45:14,286 Just need a minute. 917 00:45:20,457 --> 00:45:21,994 I felt something today. 918 00:45:23,828 --> 00:45:25,264 Really felt something. 919 00:45:25,363 --> 00:45:26,331 I swear. 920 00:45:26,430 --> 00:45:27,967 For the first time in a long time. 921 00:45:29,699 --> 00:45:31,770 I always thought if I ever got a chance to feel again, 922 00:45:31,868 --> 00:45:33,733 it'd be my daughter's hand in mine. 923 00:45:33,838 --> 00:45:35,240 Maybe my grandson in my arms 924 00:45:35,339 --> 00:45:37,309 while I help him with his hiccups. 925 00:45:37,408 --> 00:45:38,610 That would've been nice. 926 00:45:38,709 --> 00:45:39,778 Instead, 927 00:45:39,877 --> 00:45:41,313 I felt someone's skull collapse 928 00:45:41,411 --> 00:45:43,215 under my palm like a grapefruit. 929 00:45:43,308 --> 00:45:44,783 The tough skin, 930 00:45:45,783 --> 00:45:47,352 messy insides. 931 00:45:48,619 --> 00:45:50,422 I felt it all. 932 00:45:50,521 --> 00:45:51,751 The blood was cold. 933 00:45:52,924 --> 00:45:55,060 I guess he was dead already, 934 00:45:55,860 --> 00:45:57,062 sort of. 935 00:45:59,030 --> 00:46:00,299 His eyes... 936 00:46:02,766 --> 00:46:06,238 It felt like there was still warmth in his eyes. 937 00:46:08,006 --> 00:46:10,475 [rattling] 938 00:46:14,111 --> 00:46:15,514 I just... I need a minute. 939 00:46:15,613 --> 00:46:16,448 [sighs] 940 00:46:18,715 --> 00:46:20,385 [pensive music playing] 941 00:46:56,754 --> 00:46:58,057 [sighs] 942 00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:05,030 [beeping] 943 00:47:05,129 --> 00:47:06,531 [cell phone vibrating] 944 00:47:32,689 --> 00:47:34,927 [Vic on recording] What would you like to talk about? 945 00:47:35,759 --> 00:47:36,929 [Kay] I've been thinking, 946 00:47:37,995 --> 00:47:40,432 well, more like wondering. 947 00:47:40,531 --> 00:47:43,068 What is the underground supposed to be? 948 00:47:43,868 --> 00:47:45,137 What it's for? 949 00:47:45,236 --> 00:47:46,638 [Vic] You mean like its purpose? 950 00:47:46,737 --> 00:47:48,673 [Kay] Yes! Its purpose. 951 00:47:48,772 --> 00:47:51,210 What is the purpose of the underground? 952 00:47:51,308 --> 00:47:52,912 All of the different personas. 953 00:47:53,010 --> 00:47:54,279 I used to know, 954 00:47:54,378 --> 00:47:56,615 all of the personas always said 955 00:47:56,714 --> 00:47:57,917 they had one purpose, 956 00:47:58,749 --> 00:47:59,985 to protect me. 957 00:48:00,084 --> 00:48:01,353 [Vic] And they do, don't they? 958 00:48:04,989 --> 00:48:06,058 [Kay] Maybe. 959 00:48:06,157 --> 00:48:07,359 I don't know. 960 00:48:08,126 --> 00:48:09,794 Something's changed. 961 00:48:09,893 --> 00:48:12,998 I don't think I need them to have that purpose anymore. 962 00:48:13,097 --> 00:48:15,234 I think they need a new purpose. 963 00:48:15,332 --> 00:48:17,236 Otherwise, they'll all be lost. 964 00:48:17,335 --> 00:48:19,104 [Vic] What do you mean they'll be lost? 965 00:48:19,203 --> 00:48:20,339 I don't know. 966 00:48:22,306 --> 00:48:24,676 I think they need to figure that out for themselves. 967 00:48:25,943 --> 00:48:27,846 [Jane] A new purpose? 968 00:48:27,945 --> 00:48:30,349 The fuck is my purpose, if it's not to protect you? 969 00:48:30,447 --> 00:48:33,085 [Vic] Does Jane know her purpose? 970 00:48:33,184 --> 00:48:34,586 She takes care of me. 971 00:48:36,553 --> 00:48:40,125 She still thinks her purpose is to protect me. 972 00:48:41,754 --> 00:48:43,228 She's feeling lost. 973 00:48:44,395 --> 00:48:45,998 But she'll be all right. 974 00:48:46,096 --> 00:48:49,101 If anybody can put the pieces together, it's Jane. 975 00:48:49,734 --> 00:48:51,036 [recorder stops] 976 00:48:52,102 --> 00:48:53,172 [sighs] 977 00:49:00,010 --> 00:49:01,080 [sighs] 978 00:49:05,549 --> 00:49:07,719 ["The Ladies Who Lunch" playing on speakers] 979 00:49:07,818 --> 00:49:09,989 ♪ Everybody laugh ♪ 980 00:49:12,589 --> 00:49:14,526 ♪ Lounging in their caftans ♪ 981 00:49:14,626 --> 00:49:15,928 [humming] 982 00:49:16,027 --> 00:49:19,264 ♪ And planning a brunch ♪ 983 00:49:21,198 --> 00:49:23,502 ♪ On their own behalf ♪ 984 00:49:28,272 --> 00:49:30,342 ♪ Off to the gym ♪ 985 00:49:31,408 --> 00:49:34,013 ♪ Then to a fitting ♪ 986 00:49:34,112 --> 00:49:36,115 ♪ Claiming they're fat ♪ 987 00:49:39,316 --> 00:49:42,087 ♪ And looking grim ♪ 988 00:49:43,187 --> 00:49:45,390 ♪ 'Cause they've been sitting ♪ 989 00:49:46,424 --> 00:49:48,560 ♪ Choosing a hat ♪ 990 00:49:50,561 --> 00:49:53,465 ♪ Does anyone Still wear a hat? ♪ 991 00:49:53,564 --> 00:49:56,035 [Nicholas] ♪ I'll drink to that ♪ 992 00:49:56,132 --> 00:49:59,404 -♪ I'll drink to that ♪ -♪ I'll drink to that ♪ 993 00:49:59,503 --> 00:50:02,707 ♪ Here's to the girls Who stay smart ♪ 994 00:50:02,807 --> 00:50:03,775 ♪ Aren't they a gas? ♪ 995 00:50:03,875 --> 00:50:04,743 [ominous music playing]