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[breathing deeply]
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[grunts softly]
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[gasps]
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Any change?
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Nope, still asleep.
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You found him?
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Yeah, I think so.
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You need back up?
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No, no. I can handle it.
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You need to be here to...
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Could you just...
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Could you give her
a hug for me?
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In case she wakes up
before I get back.
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You just concentrate
on getting Keeg.
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Then hurry home
and you can hug her yourself.
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["So Tired"
by Crawlers playing]
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♪ You made me colorblind ♪
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♪ No masquerade to hide behind
It's cold ♪
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♪ To think I have no key
Which could ♪
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♪ Make or break me ♪
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♪ So tired ♪
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♪ To see your lights on ♪
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♪ So tired ♪
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♪ Of standing anxiously ♪
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♪ So tired ♪
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♪ It's the death of me ♪
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♪ So tired of doors
That keep on shutting ♪
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♪ Why's your door always shut ♪
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♪ Smitten ♪
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♪ I close my eyes
To your door ♪
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♪ Smitten ♪
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[gasps softly]
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♪ I close my eyes
To your door ♪
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♪ So sad
To think it's memories ♪
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♪ And so tired of doors
That keep on shutting ♪
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♪ Smitten ♪
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[train engine chugging]
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[bell dings]
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[song fades]
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Are you fucking serious?
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Which one of you bitches...
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Okay. Okay, fine. I get it.
[chuckles]
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What I was doing
was a little weird,
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maybe it was wrong,
and dangerous,
45
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but like, Chinchillas do it
and shit,
46
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so like, really can it be...
Is it really that fucking bad?
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I... Fuck!
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No.
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Shit.
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I know better,
and I know things
are all fucked up for us.
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And you guys are right.
Maybe I shouldn't be...
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But that doesn't give you
the right, though.
53
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It just doesn't give you
the right to just
pull me down here
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out of fucking nowhere
without warning and just--
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What are you talking about?
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No one pulled you down here.
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Sorry, what?
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Yeah, you just showed up
on your own.
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Wait. What were you
doing exactly?
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Um...
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Nothing. Yeah, nothing.
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Just, um... Yeah, I was just...
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[exhales]
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Okay.
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I'll see you guys later.
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[engine revving]
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[laughing] Oh, yeah.
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It looks like
the old girl still got
some life left in her.
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Yeah. I bet you will have her
in tip-top shape
before you know it.
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[laughs] Easy now, she's still
a bonafide hunk of shit.
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But, um... [chuckles]
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Thank you, Laura.
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I think this is the nicest
thing that anyone's
ever done for me.
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Ah! After hearing you go on
and on about your daddy issues,
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your grand-daddy issues
and your tactile sensations,
how could I not?
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I didn't realize I was going on
and on about it, but...
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[clears throat] Just saying
that you know, the best cure
for the body is a quiet mind.
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Everyone deserves their own
private slice of peace.
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I hope she gives you many hours
in which to lose yourself in.
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[radio switches on,
plays sprightly tune]
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Holy shit!
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The radio still works.
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[screams]
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So, what have you lot
been up to?
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Willoughby?
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It's like that fuzzy little
cunt said.
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The whole world is abuzz
with chatter.
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Immortus is rising,
and just like everything else
in the godforsaken universe,
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it all leads back to you lot.
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Uh, who the fuck's Immortus?
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Gather the others.
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I'm not repeating myself.
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What was that?
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[groans softly]
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Ageing spots?
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[gasps]
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No.
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Oh, no.
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Oh.
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[birds chirping]
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It's okay, bud.
I can feel you. I'm coming.
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[groaning]
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What the...
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Keeg, just... just hold on.
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Oh, God.
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By all means,
just help yourself.
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Top left.
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[sighs] Finally.
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Morning, princess.
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Why do you look so sweaty?
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I don't know,
why do you look so boring?
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All right. Something very big
and very dangerous
is headed our way.
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[Cliff snorts]
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I can assure you,
it is far bigger,
and far more dangerous
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than anything you bellends
have ever seen before.
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- [Vic] Ooh.
- "Bellend."
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[all laughing]
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I thought it was all
just legend.
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Tall tales...
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about an ancient forgotten God.
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But, as it turns out,
Immortus is real.
And it's coming.
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We're wandering into
the literal end of days
as we speak.
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Uh, actually, we took care
of the end of the world
last week.
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Consider the butts wiped.
Front to back.
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I'm not talking about
some arses with teeth!
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This is an
inter-dimensional deity
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capable of swallowing
the entirety
of existence whole!
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This could be the end
of reality as we know it.
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00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:43,976
Oh, fuck me senseless
and call me Martha.
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The Immortus Project!
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At the Bureau. I knew I'd heard
that name before.
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It was some kind of experiment,
a pursuit of immortality.
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But as I recall it, it didn't
amount to anything, so.
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Actually, that's exactly why
I'm here.
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00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:05,623
Caulder always swore
he had a piece of Immortus.
I never believed him.
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And yet here I am,
amidst the results
of his little pet enterprise:
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The Immortus Project.
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Well, except for you
and tracksuit.
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Wait, what do you mean
by "results"?
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You're the project.
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00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:26,769
A long time ago,
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a piece of the fabled deity
was procured,
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passing through many hands
in many shady dealings
and backrooms.
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00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:38,280
Whispers proclaimed
that it held the secrets
of immortality.
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Whoever adorned it
would be gifted
with an unnaturally long life.
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00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:48,249
That same piece came to be
in the hands of one
Eric Morden.
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00:11:48,332 --> 00:11:49,291
Mr. Nobody?
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00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,001
Exactly.
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00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:53,337
And he had it right up
until he was shot
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by the famous adventurer,
scientist,
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00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:59,260
and certifiable bastard
that we all know,
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or rather, knew as--
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Fuckin' Chief.
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00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,808
Had it around his neck
for years.
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00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:08,811
That was, until he went all
Honey I Shrunk the Kids
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00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:10,896
and he needed it
to bail you out.
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00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,566
But before all of that,
small pieces of the necklace
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were shaved off and mixed in
with the sugar, spice
and all things nice
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that make up Larry,
Rita, Cliff,
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and little miss manic pixie
over there.
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00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,952
I mean,
haven't you ever wondered
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00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:29,582
why you've looked exactly
the same for decades?
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Longevity. A la Immortus.
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So what now?
Immortus wants his pieces back?
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00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,635
Look at that. Quick as ever,
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00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:44,680
even without a super computer
jammed up your arse.
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00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:46,265
[Vic] Mm.
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00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:49,059
There was a break-in
at Horst Eismann's
a few weeks ago.
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00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,895
Millions of dollars
of bits-and-bobs
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00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:54,023
and the only thing
that was stolen
was the necklace.
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Safe to say, whoever's working
for Immortus now has it
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and is looking
for the other pieces.
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00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:02,907
And before you ask, yes.
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00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:06,160
The pieces inside of you
can still be extracted,
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00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:11,040
like gold, or uranium,
or a blackhead.
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00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:14,960
So, and this is the really
important bit,
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00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:19,965
just so long as you don't lose
your longevity,
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the necklace cannot be
reconstituted.
And Immortus cannot rise.
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00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:33,646
So what does the extraction
process look like exactly?
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00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:36,732
What?
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00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:39,902
Uh, well, you know, is it like
someone getting sucked into
their own filmography?
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00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:45,115
Or maybe, is attacked
by a weirdo named Dr. Janus--
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00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:47,743
Who also happens to be
an emotional vampire.
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00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:52,540
There are no depths
to your collective stupidity,
are there?
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00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:04,885
Come on, Niles,
you crazy old bat.
186
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:12,059
There must be something.
187
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:13,894
Ugh.
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00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:22,987
[sighs]
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"Fountain of youth."
190
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:43,841
"10 Ways to Stay Young
and Keep Him Interested."
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00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:45,342
Ugh!
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00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:03,110
Ooh.
193
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:08,616
"Experimental." "Untested."
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00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,333
Hello.
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00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,965
[sighs]
Let's see what you can do.
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[both gasp]
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00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:31,180
Jesus Christ!
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00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,932
What the hell happened
to your face?
199
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:42,358
I think we got bigger problems
than that right now.
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00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:47,488
[all coughing]
201
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:53,118
- [Jane] What's happening?
- [Rita] That's me, let go.
202
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,748
What is happening?
203
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,713
What the yee-haw fuck?
204
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:09,426
What the fuck?
205
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,766
What the fuck?
206
00:16:15,849 --> 00:16:20,229
Oh, my God!
Look who's got metal back!
[laughs]
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00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,481
Shut up, Hot Topic.
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00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:26,026
Yes! It worked!
It actually worked!
209
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,278
Although, I can't recall
the last time I wore...
210
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:33,200
Oh, my God. 1937.
211
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:36,412
That was a de-aging spell
you...
212
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:39,331
Whatever the female equivalent
of a dick-head is!
213
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,457
Clit-head?
214
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,793
Uh, well, excuse me.
215
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:45,921
If Cliff didn't rushed in
like some brainless buffoon--
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00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:48,298
Hey! How is this my fault?
217
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,759
Hold up. Did you just say
"de-aging spell"?
218
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:54,555
Yes, you daft cunts.
We're all teenagers again. Duh.
219
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:57,808
Uh, that's bullshit
'cause we all pretty
much look the same.
220
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,894
Do you feel the same?
221
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:03,814
[Cliff] Kinda.
Except I also feel like
pounding a metric ton
222
00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:06,191
of Taco Bell and whacking off.
223
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:11,071
Do you need a mirror?
'Cause you still look
like 1,000 years old.
224
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:14,992
Clearly, it's not a very good
de-aging spell.
225
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,494
Probably why it was
in a locked box
226
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:25,544
marked "experimental,"
"untested," and "dangerous."
227
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:31,425
By the way, aging works
a little differently
for Chaos Magicians.
228
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:36,430
How does your hairline
not come in until you're
at least a million?
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00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:37,681
Ha! Burn!
230
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,309
For your information,
231
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:45,189
teenage Chaos Magicians
are notoriously
folically gifted.
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00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:46,732
[gasps]
233
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:49,067
Wow.
234
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:51,528
- [laughing]
- Wow.
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00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:56,325
[Cliff] Does aging
work differently for
bird-lady ottomans too?
236
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,911
Oh, no. I just...
I held my breath.
237
00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:01,288
Years old Bureau training
kicked in.
238
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:05,876
"If you see a cloud of smoke,
don't breathe, don't choke."
It's simple.
239
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,006
No, no.
240
00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:16,804
This is a Khepri hex.
This is bad.
Really, really bad.
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00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:19,348
Ah...
242
00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:22,142
[gasps]
243
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:26,480
What the hell?
244
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,442
[officer] State your name.
245
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:35,906
Rama, sir.
246
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:37,741
[officer]
Do you go by any other names?
247
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,663
Mr. 104, sir.
248
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:46,166
[officer] When and where
were you born, Mr. 104?
249
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1928, Tamil Nadu.
In India, sir.
250
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,839
At the height
of the British Raj.
251
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:54,424
What made you decide
to move to London?
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00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:57,219
I wanted to study
the physical sciences, sir.
253
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,221
Organic chemistry,
specifically.
254
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,056
[officer]
Is this truly your story?
255
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:05,561
I'm sorry, sir?
256
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,062
Everything you've just said
to me.
257
00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:09,565
Do you believe this information
to be true?
258
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,860
Yes, sir. I swear, sir.
259
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:14,778
Remarkable.
260
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:17,906
Subjects, enter.
261
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,074
[buzzer rings out]
262
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:30,794
Mr. 104, you can begin
with air augmentation
experiment now.
263
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,883
Now, sir?
264
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:40,095
Commence with air augmentation,
Mr. 104, as instructed.
265
00:19:40,178 --> 00:19:42,514
- But they're--
- They're Agents of the Bureau.
266
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:47,769
Everything that happens here
is in service of our freedom,
Mr. 104. They understand that.
267
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:50,731
- Yes, but--
- Our nation's freedom
is paramount.
268
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:52,941
Do you understand, Mr. 104?
269
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,449
Yes, sir.
270
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,660
Good. Begin air augmentation.
271
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:22,262
[Larry exhales sharply]
272
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:39,529
What the...
273
00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:48,330
[agents coughing and choking]
274
00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:51,667
[Larry gasping]
275
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:07,349
[breathing heavily]
276
00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:11,395
[officer] Experiment complete.
277
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:14,731
Thank you, Mr. 104.
That'll be all.
278
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:40,799
"Not Polly." We meet again.
279
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:45,762
[electricity pulsates]
280
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:46,722
[Larry] Keeg!
281
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,228
[grunts]
282
00:21:53,311 --> 00:21:57,816
I understand you're confused,
and you think I'm your enemy.
283
00:21:57,899 --> 00:21:59,443
I just want my kid.
284
00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,446
[gasping]
285
00:22:02,529 --> 00:22:05,323
Please, just let him go.
286
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,284
You think I'm doing this
on purpose?
287
00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:08,869
I've been trying
to get rid of him.
288
00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:11,580
No matter what I do,
he won't leave.
289
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:12,581
[electricity crackling]
290
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,336
[breathing heavily]
291
00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:27,054
Once again my work
has gone unappreciated.
292
00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:29,848
Well, I for one think
we all look fabulous.
293
00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:32,976
Well, except for Vic.
294
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,436
But I'm sure,
295
00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:37,230
um, when you get those things
out of your mouth--
296
00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:40,108
Will you just shut the fuck up?
297
00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:43,361
I'm trying to find her.
298
00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:49,701
I'm fucking stripped.
299
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:54,456
Oh, I can barely get
this location spell to work.
300
00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:57,959
Oh, of course.
[clicks tongue]
301
00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:01,046
Is it true your kind don't get
your proper magic
302
00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:03,423
till you've lost
your virginity?
303
00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:06,176
Dude! Your V-seal grew back?
304
00:23:06,259 --> 00:23:10,138
And so what? Why should
we fight this anyway?
305
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:13,975
We should be enjoying our time
as virile youths.
306
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:15,143
Gross.
307
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:18,105
Except that we don't have
any time at all.
308
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:23,735
You didn't stumble into
any old run-of-the-mill
youthification spell, Rita.
309
00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:25,737
This is a curse.
310
00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:31,201
And it'll keep on de-aging us.
First teenagers, then children,
then babies.
311
00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:35,163
All the way back
to that little spark
in your daddy's eye.
312
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:38,625
And then, well, nothing.
313
00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:41,128
[Cliff gasps]
We'll be jizzified?
314
00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:42,045
Ugh.
315
00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:46,174
My old mentor, Ms. April.
316
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:50,720
She's the only one that I trust
to help us out of this mess.
317
00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:54,182
So if I can just have
two fucking seconds of silence,
318
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:57,435
I might be able to find her
teleporting tea room.
319
00:23:57,519 --> 00:24:04,276
Right. So we can take you there
to get your V-card punched.
Nice.
320
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,027
That's not what I meant.
321
00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:11,950
Ah. There she is.
322
00:24:13,618 --> 00:24:15,162
Toledo.
323
00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:16,830
Isn't that like two towns over?
324
00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:20,709
Pedal to the metal, Cliff.
Fast as you can.
325
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:25,338
[Cliff] Road trip! Woo-hoo!
326
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,930
[gasps softly]
327
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:43,106
[grunts]
328
00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:45,650
[officer]
Welcome back, Captain Trainor.
329
00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:48,695
[Larry] Keeg. Keeg, stop this.
330
00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:51,656
Can you hear me? Stop this.
331
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:53,074
[officer] Subjects, enter.
332
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:54,159
[buzzer rings out]
333
00:24:57,495 --> 00:24:59,539
[Larry] No, no. Keeg.
334
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:04,753
No, no, no. Please!
335
00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:09,174
Let me out! [grunts]
Let me out!
336
00:25:09,257 --> 00:25:10,133
Let me out!
337
00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:30,779
Time is of the essence!
338
00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:32,197
[Jane] Got it, Dad!
339
00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:36,660
Hey, get me a hot dog.
340
00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:41,373
Ooh, and a couple of Paydays.
And some Takis.
341
00:25:41,456 --> 00:25:44,084
- [Vic clicks tongue]
- Fucking nerd.
342
00:25:45,543 --> 00:25:47,170
Teen metabolism.
343
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:49,881
- So, BFF...
- Ew.
344
00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:53,426
Do you think
we'd be friends if we were
in high school together?
345
00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:56,304
- Ha!
- What?
346
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:59,474
- Weren't you like
a popular kid or some shit?
- So?
347
00:26:01,142 --> 00:26:02,060
Whatever.
348
00:26:03,311 --> 00:26:05,146
I wasn't even around back then.
349
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:07,190
I'm glad I skipped high school
350
00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:12,487
and that whole
"awkward hormonal stage"
bullshittery.
351
00:26:12,570 --> 00:26:15,282
Aw, come on! It's not all bad.
352
00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:19,327
The "awkward hormonal stage"
is kind of what makes a person
who they are.
353
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:22,831
The chaos, the confusion,
the lakeside fingerings,
354
00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:24,833
the mistakes... All of it.
355
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:26,668
Really?
356
00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:30,046
Drinking in playgrounds,
and copping a feel
357
00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:32,424
behind the bleachers
made you who you are?
358
00:26:32,507 --> 00:26:36,469
Yeah. Actually,
I think some of that stuff
saved me.
359
00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:38,555
Hm.
360
00:26:38,638 --> 00:26:41,933
- Anyway, speaking of hormones--
- Oh, God.
361
00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:44,769
I haven't forgotten about
our little conversation...
362
00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:47,147
[laughter]
363
00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:48,982
Hey!
364
00:26:49,065 --> 00:26:50,275
Come on.
365
00:26:54,529 --> 00:26:57,282
Hey, Euphoria, can I get a hit?
366
00:26:58,533 --> 00:27:00,201
Well, excuse me.
367
00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:03,455
Can I have an introduction
or something
before we swap spit?
368
00:27:03,538 --> 00:27:04,956
Yeah, I'm Jane.
369
00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:07,751
- This is, Cliff.
- Howdy?
370
00:27:07,834 --> 00:27:12,547
[gasps] Love
the Woodstock core vibes.
371
00:27:12,630 --> 00:27:16,801
And the whole
yassified cyber-cowboy thing.
372
00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:19,888
Super cute.
373
00:27:19,971 --> 00:27:23,058
- [Cliff] Uh...
- [boy] Fuck yes, dude.
374
00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:28,646
You look like my racist grandpa
but, like, fresh as fuck.
375
00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:30,440
[Cliff] Why, thank you, dude.
376
00:27:30,523 --> 00:27:33,068
Thank you. Thank you very much.
377
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:36,321
Yeah, okay, cool.
So, introduction's over...
378
00:27:36,404 --> 00:27:39,407
- Ahem...
- Oh, hold on.
379
00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:42,994
We're actually in need
of a little favor ourselves.
380
00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:45,955
A six-pack of lite beer
for these basic bitches
381
00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:49,042
and a bottle
of the finest brandy for me.
382
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:52,420
I bet your tall friend
never gets carded.
383
00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:54,172
What do you say?
384
00:27:58,301 --> 00:28:00,595
- [Cliff] Okay.
- [clears throat]
385
00:28:00,678 --> 00:28:02,138
Yeah, whatever,
sure, it's cool.
386
00:28:07,018 --> 00:28:08,353
Wow, okay.
387
00:28:10,271 --> 00:28:11,106
Actually...
388
00:28:11,189 --> 00:28:12,607
- Okay.
- [clears throat]
389
00:28:12,690 --> 00:28:13,775
No.
390
00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:17,237
After you, dear leader.
391
00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:19,906
Rita...
392
00:28:26,496 --> 00:28:27,872
[grunts] Rita.
393
00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:30,250
I just wanna talk to you
about this leadership thing.
394
00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:34,129
[scoffs] If you think
I'm going to have
a heart-to-heart with you
395
00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:36,214
while a used condom
stares at me
396
00:28:36,297 --> 00:28:38,341
from a broken
diaper changing table,
397
00:28:38,425 --> 00:28:40,260
you've got
another thing coming.
398
00:28:42,470 --> 00:28:45,265
[sighs heavily] This will
all be over soon.
399
00:28:45,348 --> 00:28:48,893
We'll go to Ms. April's
and she'll fix everything.
400
00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:54,107
I will be my ol' normal self,
before Janus.
401
00:28:54,190 --> 00:28:56,317
Did Willoughby say
she could fix this?
402
00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:57,735
The aging?
403
00:28:57,819 --> 00:28:59,362
I just assume--
404
00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:02,699
Okay, uh, you're gonna have to
lower your expectations here.
405
00:29:02,782 --> 00:29:05,118
Niles spent almost a century
406
00:29:05,201 --> 00:29:08,246
searching for a way to stop
the aging process.
407
00:29:08,329 --> 00:29:10,999
There were experiments,
expeditions,
408
00:29:11,082 --> 00:29:12,917
you know, if there was
an answer out there
409
00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:16,504
that didn't have a hex
attached to it,
he would've found it.
410
00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:18,756
But he didn't.
411
00:29:21,759 --> 00:29:22,844
Rita?
412
00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:31,728
Rita?
413
00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:40,069
[Kipling] Where
are you going?
414
00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:44,491
Where she going?
415
00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:45,992
Just go on, we'll catch up.
416
00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:51,039
No. That's not the plan.
417
00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:53,333
[indistinct chatter]
418
00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:57,504
Fuck's sake, what now?
419
00:29:58,796 --> 00:29:59,631
Heads up.
420
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,261
Yo, where's my Takis?
421
00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:07,722
Takis? Interesting.
422
00:30:08,806 --> 00:30:10,475
Enchante.
423
00:30:10,558 --> 00:30:13,144
While you two
were mucking around,
we lost Rouge and Rita.
424
00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:14,395
Oh, boo-hoo.
425
00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:15,897
[Cliff] Yeah, that's too bad.
426
00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:18,483
But, great news, our new BFFs,
427
00:30:18,566 --> 00:30:20,902
Charlie, Jeremy and Winona
428
00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:23,321
were just mentioning
this super-cool party.
429
00:30:23,404 --> 00:30:24,614
[Kipling] Are you
out of your mind?
430
00:30:24,697 --> 00:30:26,866
We're on a mission here,
remember?
431
00:30:27,575 --> 00:30:28,743
Immortus?
432
00:30:28,826 --> 00:30:30,578
End of reality?
433
00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:32,330
- [Cliff sighs]
- [Vic] Man, why is this shit
always on us anyway?
434
00:30:32,413 --> 00:30:34,832
It's always, "You guys have to
defeat the eye in the sky
435
00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:36,125
or it'll delete everyone."
436
00:30:36,209 --> 00:30:37,585
[Cliff] Oh, yeah,
I forgot about that.
437
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:38,878
That shit was fucking bananas.
438
00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:40,547
That happened during
our homecoming.
439
00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:41,673
- Oh, my God, what?
- [Cliff] Oh, shit.
440
00:30:41,756 --> 00:30:44,592
- You're so right.
- Shut up!
441
00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:47,804
Shut up. Shut up.
Shut up, shut up!
442
00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:51,933
We're getting in the car,
443
00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:54,936
without the cast
of Freaks and Geeks after dark.
444
00:30:55,019 --> 00:30:56,938
We're gonna see Ms. April,
445
00:30:57,021 --> 00:31:01,109
so I don't have to go back
to my father's hairy gooch.
You understand?
446
00:31:01,192 --> 00:31:04,362
[Cliff grunting mockingly]
447
00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:09,993
[coughs mockingly] Square.
448
00:31:10,076 --> 00:31:10,994
Excuse me?
449
00:31:11,077 --> 00:31:11,953
[hoarsely] Square.
450
00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:13,788
[coughs mockingly] Square.
451
00:31:13,871 --> 00:31:17,875
[all] Square. Square. Square.
452
00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:19,711
Virgin. Virgin.
453
00:31:19,794 --> 00:31:24,048
[all] Virgin. Virgin.
Virgin. Virgin.
454
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,426
Fine! Fine!
455
00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:29,637
We can go for five minutes.
456
00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:30,972
- My man.
- Yes!
457
00:31:31,055 --> 00:31:32,140
[Cliff] Fuck, yeah!
458
00:31:34,767 --> 00:31:36,311
[Larry] Let me out.
459
00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:37,812
[grunts] Please let me go.
460
00:31:37,895 --> 00:31:40,148
[officer] Begin experiment.
461
00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:46,654
[Larry] No. Oh, please. Please.
Keeg, stop this, please! No.
462
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,615
Get away from me. Get away.
463
00:31:48,698 --> 00:31:50,241
We have to get out
of here, please.
464
00:31:50,825 --> 00:31:51,868
Please.
465
00:31:51,951 --> 00:31:54,037
- [agents coughing]
- [Larry] Oh, God.
466
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,831
Keeg. Keeg. Make it stop.
467
00:31:56,914 --> 00:32:00,001
Please. No. Please.
468
00:32:00,084 --> 00:32:01,544
Keeg, make it stop!
469
00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:03,296
Make it stop, please!
470
00:32:03,379 --> 00:32:04,839
[agents coughing]
471
00:32:04,922 --> 00:32:06,924
[Larry] Keeg, make it stop.
472
00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:09,177
Make it stop, please.
473
00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:10,887
Please make it stop, Keeg.
474
00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:13,514
[crying]
475
00:32:15,683 --> 00:32:17,685
[exclaims] No!
Get away from me!
476
00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:18,936
- It's okay.
- Don't touch me.
477
00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:21,648
It's okay. Just breathe.
478
00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:24,233
In and out.
479
00:32:24,942 --> 00:32:26,235
Keep going.
480
00:32:26,319 --> 00:32:28,446
[panting heavily]
481
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:32,867
I can turn my skin to lead.
482
00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:36,037
You can't hurt me.
483
00:32:37,413 --> 00:32:38,581
Just breathe.
484
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:52,011
["Teenagers" by My Chemical
Romance playing on stereo]
485
00:32:52,095 --> 00:32:54,764
♪ Another cog
In the murder machine ♪
486
00:32:54,847 --> 00:33:00,645
♪ They said
"All teenagers scare
The living shit out of me ♪
487
00:33:00,728 --> 00:33:04,774
♪ They could care less
As long as someone'll bleed" ♪
488
00:33:04,857 --> 00:33:08,611
♪ So darken your clothes
Or strike a violent pose ♪
489
00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:12,031
♪ Maybe they'll leave you alone
But not me ♪
490
00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:13,449
Is this legal?
491
00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:15,118
[Cliff] Not for long.
492
00:33:18,162 --> 00:33:21,124
Who wants to put molly
in my tank hole?
493
00:33:21,207 --> 00:33:23,126
[all cheering]
494
00:33:23,209 --> 00:33:25,420
[Cliff] Whoo! Yeah!
495
00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:27,755
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
496
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:30,133
[exclaiming]
497
00:33:31,884 --> 00:33:33,469
Loosen up, Taki boy.
498
00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:36,848
Yeah, loosen up.
499
00:33:36,931 --> 00:33:38,182
Oh, I can loosen up.
500
00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:39,100
Prove it.
501
00:33:41,310 --> 00:33:42,395
[scoffs]
502
00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:48,901
Loose enough?
503
00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:54,949
Booyah, baby!
504
00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:57,869
[all cheering]
505
00:34:04,792 --> 00:34:06,627
["Drag Me Out"
by Kah-Lo playing]
506
00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:08,629
♪ Doesn't anyone dance
In this town no more? ♪
507
00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:10,673
♪ Why am I the only one
On the dancefloor? ♪
508
00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:12,383
♪ The DJ's killin' it
Drinks is poured ♪
509
00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:14,385
[all] Chug, chug, chug, chug!
510
00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:16,095
[Cliff] Let's do this.
511
00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:19,640
[all] Chug, chug, chug!
512
00:34:24,061 --> 00:34:25,813
♪ I like to get it started ♪
513
00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:27,690
♪ I'm spendin' all my money ♪
514
00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:29,609
♪ I'm not leavin'
'Til mornin' ♪
515
00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:35,823
[all] Chug, chug, chug!
516
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:37,575
[all cheering]
517
00:34:47,376 --> 00:34:48,920
♪ I don't like none
Of y'all hoes, I'm bored ♪
518
00:34:50,004 --> 00:34:51,714
[rock music playing]
519
00:34:57,637 --> 00:34:58,971
Ooh!
520
00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:00,807
Ooh! [laughs]
521
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:03,726
Holy shit.
522
00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:05,686
Are you smiling?
523
00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:09,273
Guilty.
524
00:35:09,357 --> 00:35:12,151
Okay, we should probably
get going now, right?
525
00:35:14,278 --> 00:35:15,947
Shut up and puff.
526
00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:18,616
It's Willoughby's.
Wizard-grade kush.
527
00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:21,452
[coughing]
528
00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:25,081
Shit. [coughing]
529
00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:27,041
I knew it.
530
00:35:28,084 --> 00:35:29,335
Nerd.
531
00:35:29,418 --> 00:35:31,587
What?
532
00:35:31,671 --> 00:35:36,425
I just had a feeling you were
a cliche, goody-two-shoes.
533
00:35:37,468 --> 00:35:38,469
You know.
534
00:35:39,262 --> 00:35:40,471
Teacher's pet.
535
00:35:40,555 --> 00:35:42,223
Captain of the sports and shit.
536
00:35:42,306 --> 00:35:45,393
Right, right. Yeah. [chuckles]
537
00:35:45,476 --> 00:35:46,602
What were you like?
538
00:35:48,187 --> 00:35:51,065
Actually I don't know.
539
00:35:51,148 --> 00:35:53,776
Miranda was the teenager
540
00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:57,905
and Kay shit me out
of her brain way later.
541
00:35:57,989 --> 00:36:03,119
So, I guess you could say
this is my first experience
in teenage-hood.
542
00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:04,996
Nice.
543
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:06,956
So...
544
00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:08,875
what's the verdict?
545
00:36:10,209 --> 00:36:12,044
It's like...
546
00:36:12,128 --> 00:36:17,049
a janky carnival ride
that makes you wanna puke,
547
00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:19,886
but also one
you don't wanna get off.
548
00:36:21,470 --> 00:36:23,681
Yeah, sounds like you're having
a genuine experience.
549
00:36:24,515 --> 00:36:26,434
Great.
550
00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:31,022
So being a kid is
just as complicated
as everything else.
551
00:36:33,190 --> 00:36:35,443
Yeah.
552
00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:37,194
[sighs] But some things
are simple...
553
00:36:37,945 --> 00:36:39,071
Pure.
554
00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:41,657
Friendship for instance.
555
00:36:41,741 --> 00:36:45,786
[in unison] Detroiticons!
556
00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:47,455
[Vic] When I was
in middle school,
557
00:36:47,538 --> 00:36:50,124
I made the most genuine friends
I could've ever asked for.
558
00:36:50,207 --> 00:36:52,501
All the complicated shit
felt easier because of it.
559
00:36:52,585 --> 00:36:55,463
Are these the friends
you went to see the other day?
560
00:36:56,213 --> 00:36:57,214
Yeah.
561
00:36:58,549 --> 00:37:01,093
[sighs] It's just
different now.
562
00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:05,765
I left it too long, I guess.
563
00:37:07,642 --> 00:37:08,976
Shit's fucked up.
564
00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:11,312
Man, fuck that.
565
00:37:11,395 --> 00:37:18,903
If I had even the smallest
promise of a connection
like that out there,
566
00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:21,239
I'd do everything
it took to get it back.
567
00:37:23,699 --> 00:37:24,825
Yeah, well...
568
00:37:26,369 --> 00:37:28,037
I got a few things
on my plate.
569
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:31,499
You know, the Butts, Immortus.
570
00:37:33,459 --> 00:37:35,127
Look, let me
tell you something.
571
00:37:36,253 --> 00:37:38,506
I'm starting to think
572
00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:42,301
that the world's always
gonna need rescuing.
573
00:37:43,469 --> 00:37:44,971
But you gotta wonder...
574
00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:50,101
when you're out there
saving the planet,
575
00:37:50,184 --> 00:37:52,019
who the fuck
is recuing you?
576
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,107
You're so high right now.
577
00:37:56,190 --> 00:37:57,441
I'm pretty lit, yeah.
578
00:37:57,525 --> 00:37:59,610
- [both giggling]
- You are so lit.
579
00:38:01,862 --> 00:38:03,906
- But you're also very right.
- Yeah.
580
00:38:05,032 --> 00:38:06,325
Yeah. [sighs]
581
00:38:08,452 --> 00:38:09,412
Thanks.
582
00:38:10,913 --> 00:38:11,998
Yeah.
583
00:38:14,291 --> 00:38:15,626
Adios, amigo.
584
00:38:16,627 --> 00:38:17,753
Godspeed.
585
00:38:17,837 --> 00:38:18,963
[music continues]
586
00:38:28,597 --> 00:38:29,724
[music fades]
587
00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:04,884
[ethereal music playing]
588
00:39:06,677 --> 00:39:07,845
[thunder rumbling]
589
00:39:10,681 --> 00:39:12,058
[water splashing]
590
00:40:05,611 --> 00:40:06,612
Kay.
591
00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:21,001
Kay.
592
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:23,963
I'm sorry.
593
00:40:26,841 --> 00:40:28,008
I know I fucked up.
594
00:40:30,594 --> 00:40:32,012
But what's new, right?
595
00:40:34,598 --> 00:40:36,600
I should've known better.
596
00:40:36,684 --> 00:40:40,563
I shouldn't even be
thinking about her
or anyone else.
597
00:40:40,646 --> 00:40:45,609
And I definitely shouldn't be
treating this body like
it was mine.
598
00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:48,529
I haven't even been
around long enough
599
00:40:48,612 --> 00:40:49,947
to see it...
600
00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:52,408
grow...
601
00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:55,077
how it's changed.
602
00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:02,042
It's not mine.
603
00:41:05,379 --> 00:41:06,380
It's yours.
604
00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:11,343
It's always been yours.
605
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:15,556
I'm sorry.
606
00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:22,730
It's our body, Jane.
607
00:41:32,489 --> 00:41:35,326
- [rock music resumes]
- [indistinct chatter]
608
00:41:42,958 --> 00:41:44,251
Fuck.
609
00:41:44,335 --> 00:41:45,711
I am super-high.
610
00:41:47,213 --> 00:41:48,255
[sighs deeply]
611
00:41:57,932 --> 00:41:58,933
Willoughby!
612
00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:01,060
Jane?
613
00:42:03,187 --> 00:42:06,857
♪ Am I talking to you
Or am I talking to the drugs? ♪
614
00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:09,860
♪ Am I talking to you
Or am I talking to the drugs? ♪
615
00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:11,028
Shit!
616
00:42:36,345 --> 00:42:38,097
This is so unfair.
617
00:42:38,180 --> 00:42:40,266
And of course
you're perfectly fine.
618
00:42:40,349 --> 00:42:41,392
You always are.
619
00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:43,394
Rita...
620
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,816
The spell didn't work on me,
I just...
621
00:42:50,442 --> 00:42:53,445
saw myself as a teenager
and I, I...
622
00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:55,656
couldn't.
623
00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:57,157
It was...
624
00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:58,826
a horrible time for me.
625
00:42:58,909 --> 00:43:01,954
A time I'd... rather forget.
626
00:43:02,037 --> 00:43:05,207
So, I used my ability
to change back.
627
00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:08,127
But, um,
628
00:43:08,210 --> 00:43:14,049
underneath this, I'm very much
not fine, Rita, believe me.
629
00:43:14,133 --> 00:43:16,343
Oh, that is so typical.
630
00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:17,344
What?
631
00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:20,597
You are such a control freak.
632
00:43:20,681 --> 00:43:22,182
I'm the control freak?
633
00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:24,018
I wish I had your power.
634
00:43:24,101 --> 00:43:27,021
Then I could be anything,
anyone.
635
00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:30,190
I could disappear forever
and no one would be
able to find me.
636
00:43:30,274 --> 00:43:32,985
Okay. It's...
it's not that simple.
637
00:43:33,068 --> 00:43:34,111
Whatever.
638
00:43:41,618 --> 00:43:46,874
You know, a long time ago,
when people found out
about my power,
639
00:43:46,957 --> 00:43:50,210
they didn't react the way
you'd expected them to.
640
00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:54,882
I lost a lot of them.
People I thought
that I mattered to.
641
00:43:54,965 --> 00:43:57,301
And, you know,
when people think
about their teenage years,
642
00:43:57,384 --> 00:44:01,180
they think about
their first loves,
staying out late,
643
00:44:01,263 --> 00:44:02,931
dreaming big dreams...
644
00:44:04,975 --> 00:44:07,728
but, for me it was different.
645
00:44:07,811 --> 00:44:11,565
I think of that
freckled-faced girl
I used to be and I...
646
00:44:13,192 --> 00:44:14,318
I have this...
647
00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:18,155
like, burning,
648
00:44:19,156 --> 00:44:20,908
piercing hurt...
649
00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:23,827
right here.
650
00:44:27,206 --> 00:44:29,917
My mother used to always say
651
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,585
that heartbreak
stains the soul.
652
00:44:31,668 --> 00:44:33,379
Well, I believe that
to be true.
653
00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:37,966
Except, for me, it's different.
654
00:44:40,427 --> 00:44:41,470
It's...
655
00:44:43,430 --> 00:44:44,515
like a void.
656
00:44:46,767 --> 00:44:47,768
A chasm...
657
00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:52,731
standing between me...
658
00:44:54,733 --> 00:44:58,779
and any hope of finding
a true, meaningful connection.
659
00:45:03,033 --> 00:45:04,993
Maybe that's why
I am the way I am.
660
00:45:07,621 --> 00:45:09,498
Maybe by now,
I'm the chasm.
661
00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:13,669
What about me?
662
00:45:15,379 --> 00:45:17,631
We used to be good friends,
didn't we?
663
00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:20,426
Rita.
664
00:45:20,509 --> 00:45:21,802
When I felt alone
665
00:45:21,885 --> 00:45:24,054
and lost, and like
I didn't even know myself,
666
00:45:24,138 --> 00:45:28,517
you're the one person
that made me feel like
everything was gonna be okay.
667
00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:31,145
I miss that.
668
00:45:32,521 --> 00:45:33,647
I miss you.
669
00:45:34,773 --> 00:45:37,234
But things are different now.
670
00:45:38,277 --> 00:45:40,070
You hurt me.
671
00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:44,241
And I'll never have
my best friend back ever again.
672
00:45:49,538 --> 00:45:51,039
I miss you, too.
673
00:45:52,249 --> 00:45:53,667
And I never stopped thinking
674
00:45:53,750 --> 00:45:57,171
about how I hurt you
and I am so...
675
00:45:57,254 --> 00:45:58,797
so sorry, Rita.
676
00:45:59,923 --> 00:46:01,383
I am.
677
00:46:01,467 --> 00:46:04,178
There's not a day that goes by
that I don't think about
678
00:46:04,261 --> 00:46:08,432
how I... I hurt you,
what I did to you,
679
00:46:08,515 --> 00:46:11,393
to Malcolm, and the Sisterhood.
680
00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:13,687
[sniffles] And I...
681
00:46:13,770 --> 00:46:16,690
I don't deserve
an ounce of forgiveness
682
00:46:16,773 --> 00:46:19,443
and I never will.
683
00:46:19,526 --> 00:46:22,196
[sobbing] I never will.
I am so, so sorry.
684
00:46:23,238 --> 00:46:24,656
I am so sorry.
685
00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:29,161
[continues sobbing]
686
00:46:42,966 --> 00:46:44,259
[Cliff guffawing]
687
00:46:47,012 --> 00:46:48,222
Chug! Chug!
688
00:46:51,058 --> 00:46:52,518
Cliff. Hey.
689
00:46:54,394 --> 00:46:56,813
- Jane?
- Yes, it's me, poop-bot.
690
00:46:56,897 --> 00:47:00,275
- Oh, hey,
Jane, what's up?
- We have to go, now.
691
00:47:00,359 --> 00:47:02,819
Um, who brought
the little vibe killers?
692
00:47:04,112 --> 00:47:06,698
[Cliff grunting]
693
00:47:06,782 --> 00:47:09,660
It's cool.
It's cool, they're with me.
694
00:47:09,743 --> 00:47:11,745
Party on, party people.
695
00:47:11,828 --> 00:47:12,913
Party on!
696
00:47:12,996 --> 00:47:14,414
I know you're having
a jolly old time
697
00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:16,291
but we have to find Ms. April
right now,
698
00:47:16,375 --> 00:47:17,668
before this gets any worse.
699
00:47:17,751 --> 00:47:19,419
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
700
00:47:19,503 --> 00:47:21,964
- Cliff, come on.
- Leave me alone.
701
00:47:22,047 --> 00:47:24,758
What is wrong with you?
Why are you being so weird?
702
00:47:24,841 --> 00:47:27,719
Because I am weird, Jane. Okay?
703
00:47:27,803 --> 00:47:29,137
I am a weirdo.
704
00:47:29,221 --> 00:47:30,639
Look at my hand.
705
00:47:30,722 --> 00:47:33,433
Have you ever seen me without
this stupid oven mitt on?
706
00:47:34,518 --> 00:47:35,686
That's weird.
707
00:47:35,769 --> 00:47:37,437
What the fuck
are you talking about?
708
00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:38,730
[scattered exclamations]
709
00:47:41,024 --> 00:47:43,110
[Cliff] It's all right, guys.
We're cool, we're cool.
710
00:47:43,193 --> 00:47:45,612
I'm cool.
We're cool. I'm cool.
711
00:47:45,696 --> 00:47:48,574
What say we take this party
to a new location?
712
00:47:48,657 --> 00:47:50,367
Numero dos.
713
00:47:50,450 --> 00:47:52,661
[all cheering]
714
00:47:53,954 --> 00:47:55,122
Are you crazy?
715
00:47:55,205 --> 00:47:56,748
You're gonna
pick some burnout teens
716
00:47:56,832 --> 00:47:59,084
to go party with over
your actual fucking friends?
717
00:47:59,876 --> 00:48:01,670
"Actual friends"?
718
00:48:01,753 --> 00:48:04,631
You mean the "actual friends"
who just want me to punch shit
for them?
719
00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:08,343
The "actual friends"
who didn't even care to ask
if I'm doing okay
720
00:48:08,427 --> 00:48:11,221
when, clearly, I am not.
721
00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:15,392
Party on, party people!
722
00:48:15,475 --> 00:48:17,519
[all cheering]
723
00:48:22,232 --> 00:48:23,609
Where the hell is Vic?
724
00:48:23,692 --> 00:48:24,776
[knock on door]
725
00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:28,071
Just pause it a second.
726
00:48:30,824 --> 00:48:32,284
What the--
727
00:48:32,367 --> 00:48:35,162
Derick... it's me Vic.
728
00:48:42,002 --> 00:48:43,086
Vic?
729
00:48:48,216 --> 00:48:49,301
[groans]
730
00:48:53,013 --> 00:48:54,056
[groans]
731
00:48:56,933 --> 00:49:00,979
That wasn't the first time
I've seen it, you know,
a piece of your past.
732
00:49:02,898 --> 00:49:04,024
[Larry] Great.
733
00:49:04,107 --> 00:49:05,400
It's actually
quite illuminating.
734
00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:08,028
[breathing heavily]
735
00:49:08,111 --> 00:49:10,489
Seems to me you have
a little guardian angel.
736
00:49:12,282 --> 00:49:13,450
[Larry] You mean Keeg?
737
00:49:13,533 --> 00:49:14,951
And the spirit before him.
738
00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:18,538
I see you've been through
a lot together.
739
00:49:19,581 --> 00:49:22,584
[groans and gasps]
740
00:49:24,127 --> 00:49:25,962
I joined Dr. Janus
741
00:49:26,046 --> 00:49:28,632
because I wanted to stop
causing suffering.
742
00:49:30,175 --> 00:49:31,385
But here I am.
743
00:49:32,302 --> 00:49:33,887
I'm a beacon for it.
744
00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:36,973
What... what do you mean by
"stop causing suffering"?
745
00:49:38,058 --> 00:49:39,226
[exhales]
746
00:49:39,309 --> 00:49:40,852
[grunts]
747
00:49:40,936 --> 00:49:42,938
I'm trying to reverse
my condition.
748
00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:47,442
The things that my body can do,
it's taking a toll.
749
00:49:48,485 --> 00:49:50,278
There are misfires
750
00:49:50,362 --> 00:49:52,614
from the changing compositions.
751
00:49:52,698 --> 00:49:55,242
One day I might not be
able to control it.
752
00:49:55,325 --> 00:49:56,660
[Larry] What then?
753
00:49:56,743 --> 00:49:58,412
A mass extinction event.
754
00:50:00,789 --> 00:50:02,833
The only way I can stop it
755
00:50:02,916 --> 00:50:05,794
is if I fulfill the pledge
I made to Immortus,
756
00:50:05,877 --> 00:50:07,879
and return their longevity.
757
00:50:07,963 --> 00:50:09,506
[Larry] Immortus?
758
00:50:09,589 --> 00:50:12,551
Pledge?
What are you talking about?
759
00:50:14,428 --> 00:50:19,182
Listen, I don't know
what you've gotten
yourself into exactly
760
00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:23,145
but I've been around long
enough to know a devil's
bargain when I see one.
761
00:50:24,020 --> 00:50:25,897
This doesn't sound right.
762
00:50:25,981 --> 00:50:30,402
What wasn't right was us
in that room being forced
to kill over and over again.
763
00:50:33,196 --> 00:50:35,657
Immortus can make
that all go away.
764
00:50:45,542 --> 00:50:47,043
Let me help you.
765
00:50:47,127 --> 00:50:48,128
What?
766
00:50:48,211 --> 00:50:49,796
What we went through,
767
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,465
what you're going through,
768
00:50:52,716 --> 00:50:54,259
I get it.
769
00:50:54,342 --> 00:50:56,303
I also think
there's probably another way
770
00:50:56,386 --> 00:50:59,264
that doesn't have to involve
a pledge or violence.
771
00:51:00,515 --> 00:51:01,725
There always is.
772
00:51:02,392 --> 00:51:03,477
So...
773
00:51:05,854 --> 00:51:06,730
Larry.
774
00:51:14,029 --> 00:51:15,071
Rama.
775
00:51:20,243 --> 00:51:22,287
- [grunts]
- [gasps]
776
00:51:22,370 --> 00:51:26,333
[both chuckle]
777
00:51:26,416 --> 00:51:29,169
Really? So this was
your plan all along?
778
00:51:32,589 --> 00:51:33,882
[snipping]
779
00:51:33,965 --> 00:51:35,592
What the hell?
780
00:51:35,675 --> 00:51:37,844
What? Hey. No!
781
00:51:39,054 --> 00:51:39,888
Larry!
782
00:51:42,432 --> 00:51:45,227
Fuck! This cannot be how I die.
783
00:51:45,310 --> 00:51:46,728
Oh, my God!
784
00:51:46,812 --> 00:51:48,939
Can you just let me turn into
a pile of splooge
785
00:51:49,022 --> 00:51:50,857
without all the whining
and screaming?
786
00:51:50,941 --> 00:51:55,862
My, my, my! You have been
a naughty little boy
haven't you, Willoughby?
787
00:51:55,946 --> 00:51:57,197
What are you doing here?
788
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:58,698
To rescue you, of course.
789
00:52:08,166 --> 00:52:11,294
{\an8}[Bunbury chittering]
790
00:52:27,269 --> 00:52:29,688
Willoughby? What's going on?
791
00:52:31,731 --> 00:52:32,732
[sneezes]
792
00:52:38,488 --> 00:52:42,492
{\an8}[Bunbury chittering]
793
00:52:55,130 --> 00:52:56,965
[baby cooing]
794
00:53:00,969 --> 00:53:02,220
{\an8}[Bunbury chittering]
795
00:53:04,347 --> 00:53:05,515
{\an8}[baby cooing]
796
00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:10,103
Bunbury, please.
797
00:53:10,186 --> 00:53:11,771
Just take what you need
and be done with it.
798
00:53:11,855 --> 00:53:12,731
{\an8}[Bunbury chittering]
799
00:53:18,737 --> 00:53:19,821
[crying]