[doorbell chimes]
[Justin] Hey, it's Justin.
I've got a package for you, sir.
I'm not actually at home. I'm watching you on the app.
Does it need a signature?
Yeah, you kind of do need to sign for it.
Do you know what it is?
I'm not too sure.
I can check for you.
You have a box cutter?
I'd love it if you could cut it open, if that's not a big deal.
Actually, you know what? Just lift it, if you don't mind,
and tell me how much it weighs.
Great.
Yeah, how heavy is it?
I'd say, like, 15 pounds. Thirteen, 15 pounds.
Ah, shoot, okay.
I need you to cut that open. It needs air.
I'm gonna be home in 30 seconds to sign for it.
Thank you so much.
I really appreciate it.
Oh man, you are a lifesaver.
Literally.
Don't cut too deep.
Okay, good. And just yank the flaps open.
Great. Oh, god. There we go.
[Justin grunting]
Thank you so much.
Told you I'd be here in 30 seconds.
Crap, I dropped my phone in the box. Uh...
Whatever. Where do I sign?
Sweet. Thanks again.
Man, that's a small box.
[man] How is that possible?
He doesn't weigh [bleep].
I've lived a lot of places over the past 20 years,
but none of them quite felt like home.
Now that I'm married, however,
and last year became a father for the first time,
I finally understand what they mean
when they say, "Home is where the heart is."
Right, honey?
Stranger danger! Stranger danger! Stranger danger!
- Stranger danger! - Wrong house.
My first home was great.
I didn't have to pay rent.
My roommates did everything.
It was easy living.
Now, my wife and I are the ones doing the same for our son.
Ah, the circle of life!
But, to prepare our home for the future, I've got to let go of stuff from the past.
And I have a lot of stuff from the past.
[dummy giggles]
So, I'm having a garage sale.
Garage sale!
How's it going?
- It's amazing, man. - Alright!
Welcome!
- Hi. - Hi.
All prices are negotiable.
Okay.
[high-pitched] Hey, you should buy me.
Creepy stuff.
- What kind of stuff are you looking for? - Um, I just like vintage old stuff.
[kicks trunk] You need a trunk?
- [laughs] No. - I always need a trunk.
- No, we don't. For what? - I don't know. It comes in handy.
That's a lie detector.
- For 500 bucks? - Yeah.
No, I trust people.
Why?
Oh, OK.
You know, if you need artwork for your walls,
I've got some stuff
- that I think is great. - That's definitely something.
I...
I used to collect tourism posters.
- Okay. - You know, travel. This one's...
I picked this up in Arizona. It's got their, uh...
their motto on it, which is "Why Arizona?"
[woman] Okay.
- And that's why. - [man laughs]
It spits out cactuses every time you unfurl it.
Uh... [laughs]
- Wait, where did it come from? - Um...
Arizona.
What?
[man] Okay.
Thank you so much. Have a great day.
- Thank you. - Appreciate it.
- You seen one of these? - It's a glass.
- It's a regular... - Well, it's plastic.
[banging]
- But it's a safety cup. - Mm-hmm.
But it does something better. And this is a one of a kind feature.
Take off your shoe.
- [laughs] - Okay.
Go ahead.
- Okay, I'll get it. - Okay.
- Oh, I mean... - No, it's good, this is good.
I had no idea what was going on.
Sorry about that.
- Nice shoe. Right? - Well, thank you.
Here's how this works. Watch.
Let's say... in the middle of the night
you want a beverage, and you head down to your kitchen,
but it's kind of dark and you can't see what you're doing,
and instead of pouring the drink into your cup,
you accidentally pour it into your shoe.
[man] Wait a minute.
Normally, this would be disgusting and problematic,
but what's great about the safety cup
- is it cleans up messes after the fact. - I want to see this.
Watch. You just put the cup into the shoe
and you just lower it in there
and it attracts all the liquid.
- [man] Whoa! - Collects it all just like that.
- [woman gasps] - All right.
That was good.
There ain't even no moisture.
No, I mean...
Mmm. That was very good.
That's very good.
- A dollar for the cup. - Thank you.
A dollar for this? Right on.
- Fantastic - I love this thing.
- Do you like vintage artwork? - Yes.
- Absolutely. I love artwork. Okay. - Don't move.
Nice.
- All right, now. - Look at that.
- And it's you. - It's me.
Hmm.
But the best thing is this frame. Kind of looks normal,
- but it's a self-hanging frame. - Is that right?
- [whistles] - Why are you whistling?
If you whistle, you get a little... Oh, there he is. This little... assistant.
You got things floating and stuff. Hold on. Wait a minute.
The hand helps you. Here, up a little bit.
[man gasps]
- Perfect. Down a little. - And you even controlling it.
- Isn't that cool? - Mmm.
- Okay, it's not haunted... - No.
...like Casper the Friendly Ghost?
Good. That's perfect. Will you hold it there, so I can...
Great, and you can then step away.
What the hell?
- Yeah, and then stand back and kinda... - Mm-mmm.
...look at it.
Maybe a little to the right.
There. Perfect.
It kind of listens to you.
And once you... secure it onto the wall
you can tell the little guy that you're happy with him.
Thanks, buddy. Appreciate it.
[man] Mm-mmm.
Yeah.
So...
That's how that works.
Ooh, that's kind of disturbing. Um...
I don't know now, because if it's hanging itself...
I've had experiences with ghosts in the past,
and I don't want nobody looking at me in the bathroom. So...
[man] Spoiler alert!
How's it going?
- Doing great. - I'm Justin.
- Nice to meet you, sir. - Nice to meet you too.
This is Spoiler Alert!
Spoil. Great!
It was in my mouth!
[man] It was in his mouth!
I'm excited to show you one here.
I've got some eggs.
Cool.
- Take one. - Sure.
- I'll have this one. - Let's do it.
I need you to do me a favor. Would you autograph it?
Absolutely. No problem.
Great. Show the camera.
Great signature.
- Also, great hat. Can I borrow it? - Thank you.
- No problem. - Is that cool?
- Here you go. - Thank you very much.
Ready?
- Absolutely. - Drop it in there for me.
Wow.
[muffled gagging]
[muffled] Go ahead.
- [Justin chuckles] - Wow.
It was in my mouth!
- It was in your mouth! - Yeah.
Magnificent.
The one and only Justin, here.
Thanks, man.
- Here's your hat. - Thank you.
- Keep the egg. - Sure. Will do.
[chuckles]
It was in my mouth.
It was in the mouth. Yeah.
[Justin] Thanks to technology, our homes are smarter than ever.
Lights turn on by themselves,
furniture comes to you,
robots cook your pasta...
Sometimes I wonder if these upgrades
are too convenient for our own good.
Alexa!
What do you feed babies?
It feels like the smarter my home gets...
the dumber I gets.
Welcome.
[man] Thank you.
It's the doormat from my new smart house.
Do you guys have a smart house?
Dumb house.
Dumb house? That's good. You have to think about what you're doing.
My boyfriend has a smart home, but...
From the moment he got his smart home, did he seem to get a little dumber?
I think so, yeah.
Just standing on this, I feel dumber.
Why's that?
- I... - You don't know?
That's the effect it has on me.
- Let me show you what I mean. - Yeah, please.
[Justin] A pen, right?
Yeah.
So, where's the pointy tip?
- Under the cap, right? - Yeah, exactly. Now, stand on the mat.
Watch, we'll cover it up.
Where's the pointy tip?
- Under the cap? - Yeah. See?
Right? Isn't it crazy? It's right there. It's right there.
Yeah, this is just... No.
Let's try again. Watch, watch. Stay on the mat.
Where's the pointy tip?
- Under the cap. - Are you sure?
No, it's on the bottom. It's got to be.
No, dude. It's under the cap. See what I mean?
- I don't like the mat, man. - I told you. It's not you, it's the mat.
- What's your major? - Economics.
- So, you're good with money.
Wanna try a money experiment,
- my economic major friend? - Sure.
- Okay, step on the mat. - Okay.
Fantastic. Alright, here we go.
- So, I have one, two... - Mm-hmm.
...three, four, five dollars.
- Okay? - Yeah.
I'm going to get rid of...
one, two, three bucks.
Just throwing it on the ground.
- How much money do I have? - You should have 2 dollars left.
Okay. I have one, two, three, four, five dollars.
How did that...?
Wow. Economics major, huh?
Step on the mat.
- Okay. - Okay.
So, if I have one, two...
- three, four... - Five.
Five bills, right?
And if I get rid of...
one...
two...
three bills...
- how many does that leave me? - Two.
No. It's one, two, three, four, five bills.
Okay.
Step off the mat.
And I get rid of one, two, three bills...
- How many do I have left? - Two.
Yes.
Great. Okay, good.
See, it's... I swear it's the mat.
- I'm not crazy, right? - Uh...
- That was weird. - That was weird.
- Don't go smart. - Go dumb.
[laughs] Definitely.
You don't have to have a smart home to feel dumb.
Just try assembling some IKEA furniture.
Excuse me!
Excuse me, ma'am!
- Hi. - Hi.
- Did you ever put one of these together? - No.
Does it look like the picture?
It's missing a few pieces.
I just need to make sure it works
- so I don't have to bring it back. - Okay.
- Talk me through it. - Okay.
[man] We open the lids, right?
- I guess... you go in there. - Okay.
And then, I guess this goes in here.
So, it's this one right here.
[Justin] Okay.
- I'm gonna slide this back on there. - Okay.
Next up, you're gonna pet the man.
We're gonna pet the man?
- Pet him! - [Justin] Say it again.
- [man chuckles] - [Justin] Pat the man?
That's, like... to comfort me.
The next page is...
Oh.
- Put those metal... - Those things.
Oh boy. Oh, yeah.
Okay.
- Do you want me to do it? - I don't think this is safe.
Come back here and pull my head like a chiropractor.
How are you doing?
We're trying to make sure this thing works.
Do you sell this at IKEA?
[clicking sound]
- [loud slam] - [Justin yelps]
- [Justin grunts] - Oh, jeez, dude.
Yes.
Is this safe?
Once they're in, I guess...
Open these.
- Oh, the front doors? - Yeah.
Oh, that's good. Okay.
- Yeah, take... See, a hand. - Yeah.
Open the other one?
- See your feet. - Bring those instructions back.
That breeze is nice.
- Okay. - Okay.
Now, what does it say to do?
It says separate you.
Separate me?
Okay.
[Justin] Ready?
- Not too far. That's good. - [man] Oh, [bleep].
[Justin] Yeah.
How'd we do?
Perfect.
Alright, what's the next page say?
Huh. It's an empty picture.
- The next page is blank? - Uh-huh.
After the split, it should then say how to put it back.
I wish it did, but...
Come back over here.
You guys mind running inside
and see if they have an IKEA person that could come out?
Get me some meatballs too, if you don't mind,
- if there's not a line. - All right.
Dude, what the [bleep]? [laughs]
How's it going?
- Great. - Great.
Great, I'm Justin.
- Nice to meet you. - You are?
- I'm Imogen. - Imogen.
- I'm Debra. - Debra.
You're on Trick Questions.
This is a fun Trick Questions mother-daughter edition.
I'm going to show you a trick and then ask you a question.
- Okay. - Are you pumped?
I'm... I'm nervous.
Don't be nervous.
A pack of matches.
Hold your hand flat for me, Imogen.
So Imogen, look into that flame and name a card.
Uh, the four of hearts.
The four of hearts.
That's unusual.
Open the pack of matches.
The pack of matches has turned into...
Show it to them.
What?
How does that happen?
I know.
Like...
What?
- Here's your question. - That's so scary.
If your brain was a Pez dispenser and your legs were Red Vines,
how long would it take to bike to the hospital?
Um...
[man] Trick Questions!
[Justin] Smart home or not, you've got to fill it with love.
And pets are a great way to do that.
My dogs can turn a bad day into a good one
with just a couple licks.
There are a lot of animals out there who need a home.
[meowing]
And these days...
adopting a pet can be as easy as getting a cup of coffee.
So Kristi, what is CatCafe?
So, for us, we have a cafe in front
um... where people can get something to eat or drink
and then they can come on in to our 1,000-square foot cat lounge,
where they can hang out and lounge with a room full of cats.
They can also adopt if they fall in love.
[cat yowls]
The only cat my dogs will let me bring home
is a stuffed toy,
so I decided to help someone else adopt the cat of their dreams.
Have you heard of Schrodinger's Adoption Theory?
- No. - Don't think so.
According to Schrodinger's Theory, the cat in here,
it's all breeds,
it is all colors,
it is any name,
because until you open the box,
you really don't know exactly what it is.
- Mm-hmm. - So, it's currently everything.
- Okay. - And nothing.
Here, what would make the perfect cat?
I would like a white cat.
Okay, but I need to know what to call this cat, okay?
- So, what name? - Tansy.
Tansy.
- Tansy. Why Tansy? - Mm-hmm.
It's a type of lily, if I'm not mistaken.
Lilies are pretty, and sometimes they're white.
- Right. [laughs] - So, it works out. [laughs]
Would you be amazed...
if I had a friend who had a white cat also named Tansy?
- Yes. - It's true, and...
my friend's name...
happens to be Schrodinger,
and I actually brought his cat here with me today.
The stuffed cat of your dreams.
That is so cool.
There he is. What's his name?
[woman] Tansy.
[laughing]
You can go ahead and pet Tansy.
It's so cute.
So, Schrodinger's Adoption Theory, one thing.
Willman's Adoption Theory, another thing.
May I show you?
So, Willman's Adoption Theory goes like this.
Can I set the box on our laps?
Great, would you just, uh...
- take Tansy and drop her in there? - Sure.
Fantastic. And I'm going to give it a little snap,
and what happens is...
Tansy becomes real.
- Oh, my god. - Now, that's Tansy.
Hi, Tansy.
Check the collar.
We're your new moms.
Meow?
Just one meow?
[Justin] Meow?
Can I ask you a question?
[man laughing] Dad Tricks.
Do you prefer the elevator or the stairs?
Stairs.
Oh, really?
I...
prefer the ladder.
[laughing]
[man] Sorry.
How did you do that?
I'm a dad.
Hey, you guys want to get high?
Yeah.
[man] Dad Tricks!
Get it?
[Justin] The things that mean the most to me
take up the least amount of room,
and yet I constantly feel like I need more space.
People who live in tiny homes don't seem to have that problem.
What am I missing?
I've paid a visit to Latch Collective,
a tiny home construction co-op,
to see how they do it.
- [saw revs] - [tools tapping]
- Hello! - Hi, Justin.
- Shaina. - I'm Teresa.
Hi, Teresa. Can I get a tour?
- Yes! - I'll let you lead the way.
- Okay, let's go. [chuckles] - I don't live here.
- So this is living room... - Yes.
- ...kitchen. - Bedroom.
- Yeah. - Got it.
Tell me what Latch Collective is.
We're a network of support
for people who are interested in tiny homes.
- What kind of people want a tiny home? - A lot of different types.
You've got people who just really need to downsize.
But also, you have a lot of people who are just thinking ecologically,
like you're just having all of the house that you need and nothing more.
Downsizing is important if you're going to adapt to a tiny home lifestyle
- so I can help you guys downsize things. - Sure. Please.
Yeah.
- I'll show you what I mean. - Okay.
Uh, tiny fridge, mini-fridge.
I'd say you're good in that department.
Not a mini TV, though.
No, we watch a lot of Netflix.
- [Netflix log-in sound plays] - See? That's good. Can I...?
Okay. Wow, yeah, that...
I won't drop it.
- That's a big TV. - Careful. [laughs]
And if it was smaller, I imagine
a big part of why you would downsize is to be more energy efficient.
- Yep. - So...
I'm so excited.
So, check this out.
Let's downsize it.
And also, like I said...
- more energy efficient. - Right.
Whoa!
What?
[both exclaiming]
- [Justin] It's tiny. - Oh, my god.
- Wow. - Fantastic.
- Wow. - The TV is worth less now.
Okay.
I might not be ready for a tiny home just yet,
but I think I get it.
It doesn't matter how big your home is,
how smart or how new...
The reason our homes mean so much to us
is because home is not a place.
It's a state of mind.
It's the feeling we get when we know
we are exactly where we're supposed to be.
- [Jillian] Aww. - And for me...
this is not it.
Guys!
I want... I want to go home.
Home!
[techno music playing]
[Justin] ♪ I want to go home! ♪
♪ Home! ♪
♪ I want to go home! ♪
♪ Home! ♪
Absolutely.