1 00:00:12,637 --> 00:00:13,888 Did you get enough sleep? 2 00:00:15,056 --> 00:00:16,141 It comes and goes. 3 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:20,478 I don't know if you can tell. I'm... kind of not caring today. 4 00:00:20,979 --> 00:00:22,647 Okay, I caught the vibe. 5 00:00:22,731 --> 00:00:24,899 Do you take care of yourself? You've got... What? 6 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:28,737 - 20 gallons of water in your hand. - Yeah. You know, I have a theory. 7 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:31,156 If you stay hydrated, you can never be thirsty. 8 00:00:31,239 --> 00:00:32,657 No one likes a thirsty person. 9 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:34,200 Can you tell I'm not hydrated? 10 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:36,619 Your skin looks great, though. You definitely hydrate. 11 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:38,705 - My skin's okay... - I'm not seeing any pores. 12 00:00:38,788 --> 00:00:41,374 - I've got these bags under my eyes. - Yeah. Yeah 13 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:43,585 Want me to show you how I get rid of the bags? 14 00:00:43,668 --> 00:00:46,254 - Yeah. Sure. - Hold that for me, if you don't mind. 15 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:54,012 I just need to... 16 00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:56,014 [woman] Oh, my god. Whoa! 17 00:00:56,806 --> 00:00:58,266 Oh, oh, gosh. 18 00:00:58,892 --> 00:00:59,934 Pull it out. 19 00:01:00,351 --> 00:01:01,227 There we go. 20 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:02,311 Oh. 21 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:04,022 [woman] Eww. 22 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:05,356 I know it looks painful. 23 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:06,440 Oh, my god. 24 00:01:06,524 --> 00:01:08,276 It's very... it's very painful. 25 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:11,112 Whoo. 26 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:14,407 - Okay, so this is part two? - This is part two. 27 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:17,035 - This takes a massage technique. - Ooh. 28 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:18,118 Okay. 29 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:19,495 There we go. 30 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,915 Oh no, I think I see it. 31 00:01:23,541 --> 00:01:26,086 - What do you see? - I think I see a bag. [gasps] 32 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:30,757 - [Justin] I can't see it. So, obviously... - [woman] Yeah, it's out. 33 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:33,885 It's out... Feel like I'm directing a birth. 34 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:36,763 Oh, my... 35 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:40,140 Wow. 36 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:43,520 Ugh. 37 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,480 I got my tea now. 38 00:01:45,563 --> 00:01:47,440 [laughs] 39 00:01:53,196 --> 00:01:55,031 - How does it taste? - Salty. 40 00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:07,252 [exhales] 41 00:02:09,587 --> 00:02:11,840 I've heard you need to devote a little time to you 42 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:14,384 if you're going to be the best you for others, so... 43 00:02:15,343 --> 00:02:18,555 I decided to dive head-first into the art of self care. 44 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:21,474 I think it's working. 45 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:23,101 [inhales] 46 00:02:23,601 --> 00:02:24,519 [exhales] 47 00:02:24,602 --> 00:02:26,896 I can feel a weight being lifted. 48 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:29,983 - Mmm. - [alert beeps] 49 00:02:30,733 --> 00:02:31,568 Okay. 50 00:02:31,734 --> 00:02:32,734 Time's up. 51 00:02:32,944 --> 00:02:34,821 [groans] That's enough of that. 52 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:40,368 [Justin] I suck at self care... and these days, I need it more than ever. 53 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:43,079 So it's finally time to figure this thing out. 54 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:46,624 When most people think of self-care, they think of the spa. 55 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:47,667 Not me, though. 56 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:51,087 I don't get what's so relaxing about letting a stranger do this. 57 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,630 - [cracking] - [Justin groans] 58 00:02:54,048 --> 00:02:56,259 - I'm gonna need a massage after this. - [woman] Yeah. 59 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:58,553 Some spas even go the extra mile 60 00:02:58,636 --> 00:03:00,138 and offer pricey add-ons, 61 00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:03,099 like bird poop facials and snakes. 62 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:07,270 Which got me wondering: would magic make a good add-on to a massage? 63 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:09,856 I went to my neighborhood spa to find out... 64 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:13,276 and maybe pick up a few self-care pointers along the way. 65 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:15,987 [whispers] Hey dude, this looks relaxing. 66 00:03:18,948 --> 00:03:20,950 - [man whispers] You talking to me? - Yeah. 67 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:22,576 [man] It is. 68 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:24,454 My name's Justin. 69 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:26,664 Nice to meet you, Justin. 70 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,416 I'm Denzel. 71 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:32,003 - Denzel, I have a deck of cards. - You've got one? 72 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:34,797 Yes, I'm going to spread them out on your back. 73 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,716 - Okay. - Okay. 74 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:39,427 Denzel, think of any one of the 52 cards. 75 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,388 Queen of hearts. 76 00:03:42,513 --> 00:03:43,806 [Justin] Queen of hearts. 77 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:45,850 Ah, it's right there. 78 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:48,394 Is this the card you mean? 79 00:03:50,104 --> 00:03:50,939 Yes, sir. 80 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:52,148 Okay, good. 81 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:54,234 Would you hold this? 82 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,277 Put it back in the deck. 83 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:59,322 She's putting the card back in... Right in here. 84 00:03:59,697 --> 00:04:01,157 - [Denzel] Okay. - That's good. 85 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:02,241 Okay. 86 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,203 I'm going to put the deck on your back. 87 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:06,286 [Denzel] Got it. 88 00:04:08,998 --> 00:04:11,459 Have you ever heard of a reiki massage? 89 00:04:11,542 --> 00:04:13,544 A reiki massage? No, I haven't. 90 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:16,589 Instead of touching you, it uses energy. 91 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:17,674 Oh, that's tight. 92 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,342 I just make the energy... 93 00:04:23,012 --> 00:04:26,224 and I use the energy to cut the deck. 94 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:29,394 [Denzel] Whoa. 95 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:35,607 Eve... 96 00:04:36,025 --> 00:04:37,026 look at the card. 97 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:40,988 [Eve] Wow. 98 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:44,116 Great. 99 00:04:47,161 --> 00:04:50,039 - What just happened? - I just did reiki for the first time. 100 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,123 On your back. 101 00:04:51,749 --> 00:04:53,209 And I found your card. 102 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:55,753 It was amazing. 103 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,798 - You should have seen it. - [Denzel laughs] 104 00:04:59,924 --> 00:05:01,259 I wish I could have, man. 105 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:04,721 [Justin] The spa is not the only place to go for rejuvenation, 106 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:08,099 They say any activity that makes your life better is self care. 107 00:05:08,599 --> 00:05:10,852 It could be as simple as doing laundry. 108 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:12,979 How's it going? 109 00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:15,189 - It's good. - Laundry day. 110 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,359 - Yeah. - Heading to the dryer next, right? 111 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:20,111 - Yeah, of course. - How did I know? 112 00:05:20,945 --> 00:05:23,072 - What do you love about laundry? - Um... 113 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,867 Oh, inhaling the clean odor. 114 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:27,118 [sniffs] 115 00:05:27,201 --> 00:05:28,201 I love it. 116 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:31,080 - I find it to be so meditative. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 117 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,082 Watching the machine turn around. 118 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,167 Okay. 119 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:37,170 - I zone out. It's beautiful. - Yeah. I have a rabbit, 120 00:05:37,253 --> 00:05:39,297 and she tilts side to side. 121 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:40,882 When she does that, they... 122 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:41,966 It's for comforting. 123 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:44,010 - Yeah? - So, she goes back and forth. 124 00:05:44,093 --> 00:05:46,721 - So sometimes I do that too. - Huh. 125 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:49,140 All you have left is the socks. 126 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:51,392 - Just the socks. - I love folding socks. 127 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:53,603 - You like folding socks? - May I fold your socks? 128 00:05:54,395 --> 00:05:55,395 Can I see? 129 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,691 Oh, wow. Colorful! 130 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:01,736 Some people don't like folding socks. 131 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:05,698 I have a technique. I find it very enjoyable. 132 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:09,035 I find that if you become one with the socks, 133 00:06:09,577 --> 00:06:13,122 then the socks become one with themselves. 134 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:16,167 - Okay. - Watch, it just takes a little shake. 135 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:19,170 It's kind of a fluff and fold technique that I do... 136 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:21,213 gradually. 137 00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:23,298 There we go. 138 00:06:23,591 --> 00:06:25,468 They are fluffed, and now they are... 139 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:27,552 folded. 140 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:33,893 I didn't see that coming. 141 00:06:33,976 --> 00:06:34,976 Hold this. 142 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:39,982 Okay. See, I think that the individual sheets are too small. 143 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,569 And sometimes I wish... I could just, like... 144 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,154 snuggle up in... 145 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:47,489 all this... 146 00:06:47,865 --> 00:06:50,535 freshness, you know, just make a giant blanket. 147 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:52,662 If it's okay, I might as well use... 148 00:06:53,162 --> 00:06:54,162 Everything. Yeah. 149 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:55,581 Great, great... 150 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:58,626 [sniffs] Mmm. I just say, "Ding, dong magic," 151 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:02,380 - and look, it kind of makes a blanket. - Oh, my gosh. 152 00:07:03,047 --> 00:07:05,007 - Much better blanket, right? - It is. 153 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,135 - Isn't that nice? Here. - Yes, I love it. 154 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,179 - Thank you. - Yeah, splurge a little bit. 155 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:12,765 Wow. That is so cool. 156 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:15,184 Even when annoying things happen at the laundromat, 157 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:18,729 I try not to let it bum me out. Like, I ran the dryer too long. 158 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:19,813 - Uh-oh. - Okay? 159 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:22,275 - Uh-huh. - It was one of my favorite pairs. 160 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:24,609 See, I love this. 161 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:26,821 - This is my cozy, red hooded... - Right. 162 00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:30,032 You know, over-drying means that too much moisture was taken out. 163 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:31,116 Right. 164 00:07:34,078 --> 00:07:37,582 You hang the shrunken item onto a coat hanger. 165 00:07:37,665 --> 00:07:39,542 - Okay. - We'll zip it up here. 166 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:43,171 - And... okay. - Okay. 167 00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:45,173 I use the... the hamper here. 168 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:46,382 Just give it a spritz. 169 00:07:46,674 --> 00:07:48,342 - Just... just spray it? - Yeah. 170 00:07:49,051 --> 00:07:52,096 Perfect. That's good. I'll just give it a little shake here. 171 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:53,890 There we go. 172 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,140 Look at that. 173 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:56,893 Back to full size. 174 00:07:58,269 --> 00:07:59,520 Oh, yeah, now feel that. 175 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:02,064 - It's got that perfect... texture. - Oh! 176 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,441 It's very subtle, but... 177 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:05,985 - It smells good. - Yeah, it does. 178 00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:07,195 Yeah. Thanks, man. 179 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,322 How's it going? 180 00:08:09,405 --> 00:08:10,406 I'm good. You? 181 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,824 - Justin. I'm good. - Martin. 182 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:13,284 You're on Trick Questions. 183 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,078 - For real? - For real. 184 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:19,165 I'm gonna show you a trick. You gotta watch close, 185 00:08:19,248 --> 00:08:21,459 'cause I'm going to ask you a question. Ready? 186 00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:22,542 Mm-hmm. 187 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:25,046 A deck of cards... 188 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:27,757 contains 52 cards. 189 00:08:28,132 --> 00:08:29,300 Name any card. 190 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:36,890 Um... 191 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:40,520 - Ace of clubs. - Ace of clubs. 192 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:42,647 - Yeah. - By the way. You like my necklace? 193 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:44,523 It's alright. 194 00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:46,150 It's a little plain? 195 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:47,985 - Yeah a little bit. - Alright. 196 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:49,069 Ace of clubs. 197 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,407 Damn. 198 00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:57,452 That's crazy. 199 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,164 - For real. Crazy. - Here. 200 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:04,252 My gift to you. 201 00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:05,628 Whoa. Thank you so much. 202 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:09,757 Damn! Drip. 203 00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:15,555 Here's your question: Stephen Hawking, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Albert Einstein... 204 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:16,638 Neil deGrasse Tyson. 205 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:21,310 I didn't even ask the question... yet. 206 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:23,229 Oh. 207 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:25,856 [man] Trick questions! 208 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:30,069 [Justin] Doing laundry can get stains out of your clothes. 209 00:09:30,152 --> 00:09:33,573 But if you wanna get stains out of your mind, you're gonna need therapy. 210 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:37,159 However, it takes trained therapists years to identify people's issues. 211 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:38,952 Well, luckily... 212 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:41,330 I am not a trained therapist. 213 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:43,040 You need some therapy today? 214 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:45,209 - Oh, don't we all? - We do all. 215 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:46,377 You had therapy before? 216 00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:48,838 - Never. - This will be your first therapy session? 217 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:50,089 My first time. 218 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:53,426 You should know, I'm an amateur therapist. I'm a professional magician. 219 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:55,303 But I'm pretty good. 220 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:57,847 Hey, as long as you're listening to me, I'm good, 221 00:09:57,930 --> 00:09:59,765 because when you get old, people... 222 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:02,184 - You ever heard of a Rorschach test? - No. 223 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:05,605 Basically, it's ink blotted around in a random pattern, 224 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,982 then they show you and say "What do you see? 225 00:10:08,065 --> 00:10:09,609 - Yeah? - Based on what you say, 226 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:12,403 they kind of infer different diagnoses. 227 00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:13,486 What do you see? 228 00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:15,489 I see... I see babies. 229 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:16,490 It's weird. 230 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:18,534 - Almost like a tiger face. - Okay. 231 00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:20,077 What do you see? 232 00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:21,662 Blocks of ink. 233 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:22,955 - Blobs of ink? - Yep. 234 00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:26,125 - Not a butterfly or anything like that? - No. 235 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:29,837 - How about here? What do you see? - Just ink, man. Blo... 236 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:31,756 It's just ink... on a paper. 237 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,842 - Doesn't remind you of my father? - [laughs] 238 00:10:35,509 --> 00:10:37,261 No, I don't even know your father. 239 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:40,056 - Neither do I. - [laughs] 240 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:42,933 I'd like to try a custom Rorschach, just for you, Blair. 241 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:43,851 Ooh, sure. 242 00:10:43,934 --> 00:10:46,312 Instead of trying to figure out what the ink is saying, 243 00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:48,397 the ink's gonna figure out what you're saying. 244 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,149 - Oh my. Fun. - Hold onto that ink 245 00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:53,194 and just think about something that's been on your mind lately. 246 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:54,819 I'm gonna, uh... 247 00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:56,906 get a fresh sheet out for you. 248 00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:58,491 Oh, my god. 249 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,286 This is your blank mind at the moment. 250 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:03,370 Oh, boy. 251 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:04,454 The ink... 252 00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:07,583 has become one with your psyche. 253 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,042 I'll take it. 254 00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:12,088 And all it takes is a few drops here. 255 00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:15,883 Feeling liberal with the ink today. 256 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,346 Okay. 257 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:21,471 Blair... 258 00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:23,474 what's been on your mind? 259 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:26,268 Honestly? Ghosts. I've been thinking about ghosts. 260 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:27,895 Why thinking about ghosts? 261 00:11:27,978 --> 00:11:31,273 Because I'm moving to a really old apartment building in Echo Park 262 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,109 that I think is full of ghosts. 263 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,820 Let's see if the ink picked up on that. 264 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,781 - Just give it a good squeeze. - I'm nervous. 265 00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:45,871 - Whoa. - [sinister cackling] 266 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,790 Whoa. Oh, my god. 267 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:49,250 - What do you see? - It's there. 268 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:50,751 A little family of ghosts. 269 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,503 - They look friendly, though. - Aw! 270 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:54,130 I'm glad I signed that lease now. 271 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,048 Tell me. 272 00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,719 What's stressing you out? 273 00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:01,971 Student loan debt. 274 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:04,140 - Student loan debt. - Yes. 275 00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:06,934 So, money stuff. 276 00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:08,269 - Money stuff. - Let's see... 277 00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:11,522 if the ink was able to pick up on that here. 278 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:15,735 - [Justin] Ooh. - [cash register dings] 279 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,945 - That's so crazy. - What do you see? 280 00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:19,071 Dollar signs. 281 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,949 All I see is, like, ovaries and Fallopian tubes. 282 00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:23,951 Yeah, you can kind of see that too. 283 00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:26,620 But, like... the dollar signs definitely stick out. 284 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:27,704 [laughs] 285 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,499 What is it that's bothering you? 286 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:34,336 - You can tell me. - Old age, man. 287 00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:36,005 - Old age? - Yeah. 288 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,301 Let's see if the ink knows. 289 00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:42,051 Oh. 290 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,137 A tombstone. 291 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:47,349 Motherscratcher. [laughing] 292 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:48,642 Motherscratcher, indeed. 293 00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:51,520 [woman] Is that "RIP"? 294 00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:52,812 [Justin] Yeah. 295 00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,273 What the hell? 296 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:56,484 Yeah, and what the ink is telling me 297 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:59,904 - is that you don't need to worry about... - 'Cause I'll be dead soon. 298 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,364 - That's not where I was heading. - Okay. 299 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:04,658 I don't freaking believe it. 300 00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:09,497 [sighs] 301 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,082 [Justin] Healing is a big part of self-care. 302 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:15,961 And, as we all know, there is no greater healer than time. 303 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,922 You know the phrase "time heals all wounds"? 304 00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:18,839 - Yeah. - Yes. 305 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:19,924 You've heard that? 306 00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:22,426 - It wasn't just my mom? - No, it was every mom. 307 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,511 "Time heals all wounds"? 308 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:26,180 She doesn't have any wounds. She has a charmed life. 309 00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:27,097 Wow. 310 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:30,309 I think, "Yeah, time heals all wounds, but who's got the time?" 311 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:31,936 I found the time. 312 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,187 Oh, did you? 313 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:36,982 [girl laughs] 314 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,066 I get it. 315 00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:39,610 Get what? 316 00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:40,778 Would you hold that? 317 00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:42,029 - Yes. - Um... 318 00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:44,156 - I'm gonna make a fresh wound... - Oh! 319 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,200 - [laughs] - Right. 320 00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:48,494 - Oh, gosh. - Oh, no. 321 00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:49,912 ...using this screwdriver. 322 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,831 - This highly dangerous... - Do I have to? 323 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:54,500 highly sharp screwdriver. Feel the tip of that. 324 00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:57,545 Let's make a new wound. 325 00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:00,506 - Oh, my god. I'm scared. - Oh, god. 326 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,259 Oh, gosh. 327 00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:06,303 I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. There we go. 328 00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:07,428 There we go. 329 00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:08,721 There we go. 330 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:09,765 There we go. 331 00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:10,766 No, it's good. 332 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,768 No, don't worry. We've got the thyme. 333 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,020 Keep that thyme close. Keep that thyme close. 334 00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:16,772 Keep that thyme close. 335 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:18,274 Okay. 336 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,276 Okay... have we made a good wound? 337 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,359 Okay. 338 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,779 Sprinkle it, sprinkle it, sprinkle it... 339 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:25,656 Keep going. A little more. 340 00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,533 You've just gotta take that thyme. 341 00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:29,743 And you've gotta rub that thyme in there. 342 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:31,328 Just rub in the thyme. 343 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,873 Look at that. Check it out. 344 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,083 - That looks good. - No puncture wounds. 345 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,167 - No incisions. - What? 346 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,129 - Perfect pizza. - Like a well-marinated steak. 347 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,256 It can heal wounds on the inside. 348 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,466 - Okay. - For example, here... 349 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,510 Oh! What the...? 350 00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:49,763 What? 351 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,557 - A light bulb. Check it out. - Okay. 352 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:52,850 Make sure it's legit. 353 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,184 - Just a light bulb? - Yeah. 354 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:56,729 Good stuff, right? 355 00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:57,938 Yeah. No, it's great. 356 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,320 Oh, "thyme" heals all wounds. 357 00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:07,114 - I don't know what you're saying. - Does it? 358 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:09,699 You're quick. 359 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,326 Light bulb? 360 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:12,911 Okay. 361 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,248 - [tapping] - [glass shatters] 362 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,004 You just find a... 363 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,299 big, sharp piece... 364 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,010 and... yeah. 365 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,845 - [woman exclaiming] - [crunching] 366 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,515 [laughs in disbelief] 367 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:35,476 Give it a little crunch-aroo. 368 00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:36,560 What? 369 00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:38,561 [gasps] 370 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,022 Wait. What? 371 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,815 I'm so overwhelmed right now. 372 00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:43,816 Pretty good. 373 00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:44,859 Okay. 374 00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:47,404 Thyme also works with... insults. 375 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,323 - It protects the ears. - [laughs] 376 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,783 [woman] Oh... Okay. Yep. 377 00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:52,785 - Can you help me? - All right. 378 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:56,121 - That's good. Gosh. It tickles. - I got it in there. 379 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,247 - Okay, good. - Okay. 380 00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:58,539 Now... 381 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,668 hurl an insult at me. Give me your best shot. 382 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,544 Something that would really hurt me. 383 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,797 - It's okay, because I'm protected. - Both of us? 384 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,757 - Yeah. Go for it. What you got? - Okay. 385 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,385 You're ugly! 386 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:11,553 [man] God, you're short. 387 00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:13,597 You're not very bright. 388 00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:16,892 [man] Jawline could be a little better too. 389 00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:20,229 [woman] You've got kind of big ears. Yeah. 390 00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,731 You're not that yoked. It's fine. 391 00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:24,732 It didn't work. 392 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:25,775 [both] Aww! 393 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,947 [man] No, come back. No. 394 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,825 - I thought thyme would heal the wounds. - Thyme didn't help. 395 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,452 [Justin] I am yoked. 396 00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:38,747 - How are you doing? - Good, how are you? 397 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:39,665 Question... 398 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,126 - You wanna see some close-up magic? - Let's see it. 399 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,089 - Alright. - Alright. 400 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,215 Close-up magic. 401 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:52,678 [man] Close-up Magic! 402 00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:55,014 - How's it going? - Good. You? 403 00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:58,767 - Good. Just want to make my breath fresh. - Wish I woulda done the same. 404 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:02,438 - Didn't know we were gonna get close. - Sorry I didn't offer you a piece. 405 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:05,399 - Let's just get into it, okay? - Let's get into it. 406 00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:06,942 Imagine a deck of cards. 407 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:07,860 Okay. 408 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,279 Think of one of the 52 cards. 409 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,196 Okay. 410 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,281 - Got one? - Got it. 411 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,161 What card are you thinking of? 412 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,037 Five of diamonds. 413 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,040 Five of diamonds. 414 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,000 Watch the Doublemint. 415 00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:28,921 Wow. 416 00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:30,382 That was wild. 417 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,053 You can have that. 418 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,723 I... That was crazy. 419 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,393 That was real close-up magic. 420 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:43,394 Boop. 421 00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:46,023 I like to "boop" at the end of Close-up Magic. 422 00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:47,106 Okay. 423 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,027 Boop! 424 00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,073 - This is fun. - This is fun. 425 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,911 [Justin] The gym is one of the easiest ways 426 00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:00,496 we can take care of ourselves. 427 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,540 At least that's what they told me when they sold me my membership. 428 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:07,711 For me, the only easy part is finding an excuse not to go. 429 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,214 But today, I am out of excuses. 430 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,259 It is time to get my money's worth. 431 00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:20,306 [exhales] 432 00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:22,893 Good set, good set. 433 00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:25,187 [grunts] 434 00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:26,146 Oh, that's good. 435 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,107 - [man chuckles] Yeah? - I like to do a rep. 436 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,317 I believe in quality, not quantity. 437 00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:33,028 - What do they call these things? - [man] Russian twists. 438 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,197 - Russian twists? - Yeah. 439 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,116 Why do they call them Russian twists? 440 00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,618 I don't know, I guess... 441 00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,913 in Russia they... twist. 442 00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:43,996 Yeah. 443 00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,834 - This is my kind of workout equipment. - Mm-hmm? 444 00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,127 You jump rope? 445 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:49,962 Not really. 446 00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:51,755 What I like to do is instead of... 447 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,924 - jumping over the rope... - Mm-hmm. 448 00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:56,802 I have fun jumping through the rope. 449 00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:58,053 - [laughs] Jeeze. - Right? 450 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,265 Through the body, that's how I get cut. 451 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,560 I actually do it in slow motion too. You just kind of... 452 00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:06,311 [grunts] Oh, jeez. 453 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,647 Oh, gosh, it's kinda... 454 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,277 Oh, my god. 455 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,320 - Painful, right? Yeah. - Yeah. 456 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,489 - Don't try that. - Yeah. I don't want to. 457 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,992 - I normally bench, like 225, 230... - Oh, word? 458 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:23,078 Three o'clock. It depends what time I get into the gym. 459 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:23,996 You know. 460 00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:25,247 Sometimes with magic, 461 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:28,375 - you can obviously gain power... - Yeah. 462 00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,878 but you can also use magic to remove power. 463 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:32,962 How so? 464 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,007 Just look at me, if it's okay 465 00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:36,967 I'll take away your power, then give it back. 466 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,886 - It'll be temporary. Just look. - Okay. 467 00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:43,806 How's that feel? 468 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:46,435 [laughs] 469 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:47,561 You're weak now. 470 00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:48,896 - I am? - Yeah. You're weak. 471 00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,063 Here, take a card out. 472 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:51,940 - Any? - Yeah, take it. 473 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,568 Take the card and kind of, uh, tear it in half. 474 00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,111 - Tear it in half? - Yeah. 475 00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:58,988 Okay. 476 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:00,908 [grunts] 477 00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,367 You're weak. I told you. 478 00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,036 Hold on, let me help. 479 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:05,746 Sometimes it's tough that way. 480 00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:08,665 Why don't you just try smaller pieces? Smaller pieces. 481 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,709 - Try it with a smaller piece. - Alright. 482 00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:12,878 - Okay. - Really try, though. 483 00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:16,632 Alright. 484 00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:17,715 Wait a minute. 485 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,802 Yeah, that's not budging. 486 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,596 - Yeah. - Hold up. 487 00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:24,640 - How did you... - It's not you. You're weak... 488 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,266 Want your power back? 489 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:27,350 Yeah. 490 00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:29,685 You're strong. 491 00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:31,605 - Rip it now? - If you can. 492 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:33,815 [card rips] 493 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:34,942 Okay, good. See? 494 00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,820 Now you're strong, want to play tug of war? 495 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:39,904 For sure. 496 00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:41,949 When was the last time you played? 497 00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:44,260 - A long time ago. - We're trying to get a game together. 498 00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:45,535 - I'm down. - You're down? 499 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,579 - Okay. Here, come on. - I'm down. 500 00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:51,917 I like to cap off my workouts old-school... 501 00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:53,919 with a game of tug of war. 502 00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:55,879 - Alright. - Look at that. 503 00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:58,632 How about Justin versus all of y'all? 504 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,134 Tug of war, right here, right now. 505 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,344 - Bring it. - Alright. 506 00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:04,470 Let's do it. 507 00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:06,390 That's the middle line there. 508 00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:07,766 Where? Oh. 509 00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:10,102 The only line on the ground. 510 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,020 - Okay. - [man] This one? 511 00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:13,522 [man] You got your hold? 512 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:15,565 - Oh, yeah. - [man] Alright. 513 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,402 There's one thing I didn't mention, though. 514 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:19,945 I have a secret weapon... 515 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,073 a powerful tool on my side. 516 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:27,494 The power of the almond. 517 00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:33,166 [Justin chewing] 518 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:37,379 If you have an almond, you can pop one. 519 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,756 Oh, you didn't bring one? Oh, that's too bad. 520 00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:41,508 [Justin exhales] 521 00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:43,802 You guys ready? 522 00:21:43,885 --> 00:21:45,095 Yeah. Are you ready? 523 00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:46,178 Oh, I'm ready. 524 00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:47,806 Here we go. 525 00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:49,641 Oh, I feel that almond kicking in. 526 00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:51,350 Ready... 527 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:52,977 set... 528 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,021 war! 529 00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:56,398 [athletes grunting] 530 00:21:58,191 --> 00:22:00,444 - [man] Ha! What? Wait. - [Justin] Come on, almond! 531 00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,654 Come on, come on, where's that almond power? 532 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,155 Come on. 533 00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:05,449 Come on. I need you, almond. 534 00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:07,326 I need that almond more than ever. 535 00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:09,411 Wait. Come on! 536 00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:11,038 Hold on. I feel it kicking in. 537 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,289 I feel it. 538 00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:14,916 Oh, yeah. Come on, almond power. 539 00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:17,252 Come on. Bring it home. 540 00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:19,463 That's right. I can do it. 541 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:21,048 I can do it. 542 00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:22,716 Come on, guys. Come on. 543 00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:23,800 Is that all you got? 544 00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:25,802 By the power of the almond, 545 00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:27,888 I will win the war. 546 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,224 [man] Yo, what y'all doing over there? 547 00:22:31,975 --> 00:22:32,975 [Justin] I got it. 548 00:22:33,226 --> 00:22:34,478 I got it. 549 00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:36,229 [athletes laughing, grunting] 550 00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:38,190 [Justin] That's an... Almost there. 551 00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:40,150 Yes! 552 00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:41,233 Yes. 553 00:22:41,276 --> 00:22:43,737 - [athletes panting] - [man] No way! 554 00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:46,072 Ooh, that hurt. 555 00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:49,826 - I'm pretty strong, so... - I thought we had him. 556 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,079 I thought we were about to take him over, 557 00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:54,081 and the next thing I know, I'm over the line. 558 00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:55,332 - Right? - [laughing] 559 00:22:55,415 --> 00:22:56,583 Kind of mind-blowing. 560 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:59,378 Certainly magical, dude. Yeah. 561 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:00,879 Yeah. Crazy. 562 00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:02,381 - I've got to lay down. - Alright. 563 00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:03,715 I've got to lay down. 564 00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:05,133 Oh, my god. 565 00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:08,135 [Justin] Wow. 566 00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:10,138 I feel great. 567 00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:13,850 I guess when it comes to self care, 568 00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:17,062 it doesn't really matter how you do it, as long as you do it. 569 00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:19,189 Whether it's getting a spa treatment, 570 00:23:19,272 --> 00:23:20,272 therapy... 571 00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:22,234 Motherscratcher. 572 00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:23,318 ...or rope burn, 573 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,778 if it makes you feel good, 574 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:26,530 you should find the time. 575 00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:31,118 ♪ Thinking 'bout my ♪ 576 00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:33,120 ♪ Thinking 'bout my ♪ 577 00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:36,039 ♪ Thinking 'bout my Thinking 'bout my ♪ 578 00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:37,999 ♪ Thinking 'bout my self ♪ 579 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:42,879 ♪ Need some affection ♪ 580 00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:50,887 Absolutely.