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Did you get enough sleep?
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It comes and goes.
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I don't know if you can tell.
I'm... kind of not caring today.
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Okay, I caught the vibe.
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Do you take care of yourself?
You've got... What?
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- 20 gallons of water in your hand.
- Yeah. You know, I have a theory.
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If you stay hydrated,
you can never be thirsty.
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No one likes a thirsty person.
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Can you tell I'm not hydrated?
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Your skin looks great, though.
You definitely hydrate.
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- My skin's okay...
- I'm not seeing any pores.
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- I've got these bags under my eyes.
- Yeah. Yeah
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Want me to show you how
I get rid of the bags?
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- Yeah. Sure.
- Hold that for me, if you don't mind.
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I just need to...
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[woman] Oh, my god. Whoa!
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Oh, oh, gosh.
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Pull it out.
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There we go.
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Oh.
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[woman] Eww.
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I know it looks painful.
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Oh, my god.
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It's very... it's very painful.
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Whoo.
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- Okay, so this is part two?
- This is part two.
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- This takes a massage technique.
- Ooh.
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Okay.
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There we go.
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Oh no, I think I see it.
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- What do you see?
- I think I see a bag. [gasps]
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- [Justin] I can't see it. So, obviously...
- [woman] Yeah, it's out.
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It's out...
Feel like I'm directing a birth.
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Oh, my...
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Wow.
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Ugh.
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I got my tea now.
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[laughs]
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- How does it taste?
- Salty.
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[exhales]
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I've heard you need to devote
a little time to you
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if you're going to be the best you
for others, so...
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I decided to dive head-first
into the art of self care.
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I think it's working.
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[inhales]
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[exhales]
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I can feel a weight being lifted.
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- Mmm.
- [alert beeps]
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Okay.
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Time's up.
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[groans] That's enough of that.
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[Justin] I suck at self care...
and these days, I need it more than ever.
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So it's finally time
to figure this thing out.
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When most people think of self-care,
they think of the spa.
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Not me, though.
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I don't get what's so relaxing
about letting a stranger do this.
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- [cracking]
- [Justin groans]
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- I'm gonna need a massage after this.
- [woman] Yeah.
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Some spas even go the extra mile
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and offer pricey add-ons,
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like bird poop facials and snakes.
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Which got me wondering: would magic
make a good add-on to a massage?
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I went to my neighborhood spa
to find out...
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and maybe pick up a few self-care
pointers along the way.
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[whispers]
Hey dude, this looks relaxing.
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- [man whispers] You talking to me?
- Yeah.
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[man] It is.
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My name's Justin.
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Nice to meet you, Justin.
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I'm Denzel.
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- Denzel, I have a deck of cards.
- You've got one?
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Yes, I'm going to spread them out
on your back.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Denzel, think of any one of the 52 cards.
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Queen of hearts.
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[Justin] Queen of hearts.
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Ah, it's right there.
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Is this the card you mean?
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Yes, sir.
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Okay, good.
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Would you hold this?
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Put it back in the deck.
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She's putting the card back in...
Right in here.
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- [Denzel] Okay.
- That's good.
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Okay.
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I'm going to put the deck
on your back.
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[Denzel] Got it.
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Have you ever heard of a reiki massage?
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A reiki massage? No, I haven't.
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Instead of touching you,
it uses energy.
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Oh, that's tight.
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I just make the energy...
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and I use the energy to cut the deck.
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[Denzel] Whoa.
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Eve...
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look at the card.
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[Eve] Wow.
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Great.
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- What just happened?
- I just did reiki for the first time.
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On your back.
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And I found your card.
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It was amazing.
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- You should have seen it.
- [Denzel laughs]
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I wish I could have, man.
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[Justin] The spa is not
the only place to go for rejuvenation,
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They say any activity
that makes your life better is self care.
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It could be as simple
as doing laundry.
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How's it going?
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- It's good.
- Laundry day.
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- Yeah.
- Heading to the dryer next, right?
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- Yeah, of course.
- How did I know?
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- What do you love about laundry?
- Um...
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Oh, inhaling the clean odor.
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[sniffs]
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I love it.
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- I find it to be so meditative.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Watching the machine turn around.
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Okay.
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- I zone out. It's beautiful.
- Yeah. I have a rabbit,
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and she tilts side to side.
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When she does that, they...
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It's for comforting.
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- Yeah?
- So, she goes back and forth.
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- So sometimes I do that too.
- Huh.
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All you have left is the socks.
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- Just the socks.
- I love folding socks.
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- You like folding socks?
- May I fold your socks?
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Can I see?
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Oh, wow. Colorful!
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Some people don't like folding socks.
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I have a technique.
I find it very enjoyable.
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I find that if you become
one with the socks,
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then the socks become one with themselves.
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- Okay.
- Watch, it just takes a little shake.
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It's kind of a fluff and fold
technique that I do...
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gradually.
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There we go.
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They are fluffed, and now they are...
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folded.
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I didn't see that coming.
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Hold this.
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Okay. See, I think
that the individual sheets are too small.
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And sometimes I wish...
I could just, like...
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snuggle up in...
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all this...
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freshness, you know,
just make a giant blanket.
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If it's okay, I might as well use...
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Everything. Yeah.
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Great, great...
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[sniffs] Mmm.
I just say, "Ding, dong magic,"
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- and look, it kind of makes a blanket.
- Oh, my gosh.
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- Much better blanket, right?
- It is.
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- Isn't that nice? Here.
- Yes, I love it.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah, splurge a little bit.
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Wow. That is so cool.
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Even when annoying things happen
at the laundromat,
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I try not to let it bum me out.
Like, I ran the dryer too long.
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- Uh-oh.
- Okay?
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- Uh-huh.
- It was one of my favorite pairs.
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See, I love this.
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- This is my cozy, red hooded...
- Right.
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You know, over-drying means that
too much moisture was taken out.
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Right.
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You hang the shrunken item
onto a coat hanger.
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- Okay.
- We'll zip it up here.
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- And... okay.
- Okay.
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I use the... the hamper here.
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Just give it a spritz.
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- Just... just spray it?
- Yeah.
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Perfect. That's good.
I'll just give it a little shake here.
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There we go.
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Look at that.
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Back to full size.
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Oh, yeah, now feel that.
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- It's got that perfect... texture.
- Oh!
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It's very subtle, but...
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- It smells good.
- Yeah, it does.
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Yeah. Thanks, man.
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How's it going?
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I'm good. You?
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- Justin. I'm good.
- Martin.
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You're on Trick Questions.
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- For real?
- For real.
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I'm gonna show you a trick.
You gotta watch close,
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'cause I'm going to ask you a question.
Ready?
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Mm-hmm.
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A deck of cards...
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contains 52 cards.
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Name any card.
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Um...
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- Ace of clubs.
- Ace of clubs.
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- Yeah.
- By the way. You like my necklace?
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It's alright.
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It's a little plain?
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- Yeah a little bit.
- Alright.
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Ace of clubs.
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Damn.
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That's crazy.
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- For real. Crazy.
- Here.
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My gift to you.
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Whoa. Thank you so much.
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Damn! Drip.
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Here's your question: Stephen Hawking,
Neil deGrasse Tyson, Albert Einstein...
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Neil deGrasse Tyson.
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I didn't even ask the question... yet.
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Oh.
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[man] Trick questions!
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[Justin] Doing laundry can get stains
out of your clothes.
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But if you wanna get stains out of
your mind, you're gonna need therapy.
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However, it takes trained therapists
years to identify people's issues.
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Well, luckily...
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I am not a trained therapist.
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You need some therapy today?
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- Oh, don't we all?
- We do all.
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You had therapy before?
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- Never.
- This will be your first therapy session?
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My first time.
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You should know, I'm an amateur therapist.
I'm a professional magician.
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But I'm pretty good.
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Hey, as long as you're listening to me,
I'm good,
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because when you get old, people...
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- You ever heard of a Rorschach test?
- No.
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Basically, it's ink blotted around
in a random pattern,
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then they show you and say
"What do you see?
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- Yeah?
- Based on what you say,
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they kind of infer different diagnoses.
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What do you see?
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I see... I see babies.
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It's weird.
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- Almost like a tiger face.
- Okay.
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What do you see?
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Blocks of ink.
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- Blobs of ink?
- Yep.
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- Not a butterfly or anything like that?
- No.
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- How about here? What do you see?
- Just ink, man. Blo...
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It's just ink... on a paper.
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- Doesn't remind you of my father?
- [laughs]
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No, I don't even know your father.
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- Neither do I.
- [laughs]
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I'd like to try a custom Rorschach,
just for you, Blair.
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Ooh, sure.
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Instead of trying to figure out
what the ink is saying,
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the ink's gonna figure out
what you're saying.
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- Oh my. Fun.
- Hold onto that ink
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and just think about something
that's been on your mind lately.
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I'm gonna, uh...
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get a fresh sheet out for you.
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Oh, my god.
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This is your blank mind at the moment.
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Oh, boy.
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The ink...
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has become one with your psyche.
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I'll take it.
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And all it takes is a few drops here.
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Feeling liberal with the ink today.
256
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,346
Okay.
257
00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:21,471
Blair...
258
00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:23,474
what's been on your mind?
259
00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:26,268
Honestly? Ghosts.
I've been thinking about ghosts.
260
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:27,895
Why thinking about ghosts?
261
00:11:27,978 --> 00:11:31,273
Because I'm moving to a really old
apartment building in Echo Park
262
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,109
that I think is full of ghosts.
263
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,820
Let's see if the ink picked up on that.
264
00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,781
- Just give it a good squeeze.
- I'm nervous.
265
00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:45,871
- Whoa.
- [sinister cackling]
266
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,790
Whoa. Oh, my god.
267
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:49,250
- What do you see?
- It's there.
268
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:50,751
A little family of ghosts.
269
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,503
- They look friendly, though.
- Aw!
270
00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:54,130
I'm glad I signed that lease now.
271
00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,048
Tell me.
272
00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,719
What's stressing you out?
273
00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:01,971
Student loan debt.
274
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:04,140
- Student loan debt.
- Yes.
275
00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:06,934
So, money stuff.
276
00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:08,269
- Money stuff.
- Let's see...
277
00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:11,522
if the ink was able
to pick up on that here.
278
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:15,735
- [Justin] Ooh.
- [cash register dings]
279
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,945
- That's so crazy.
- What do you see?
280
00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:19,071
Dollar signs.
281
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,949
All I see is, like, ovaries
and Fallopian tubes.
282
00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:23,951
Yeah, you can kind of see that too.
283
00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:26,620
But, like... the dollar signs
definitely stick out.
284
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:27,704
[laughs]
285
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,499
What is it that's bothering you?
286
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:34,336
- You can tell me.
- Old age, man.
287
00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:36,005
- Old age?
- Yeah.
288
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,301
Let's see if the ink knows.
289
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:42,051
Oh.
290
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,137
A tombstone.
291
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:47,349
Motherscratcher. [laughing]
292
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:48,642
Motherscratcher, indeed.
293
00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:51,520
[woman] Is that "RIP"?
294
00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:52,812
[Justin] Yeah.
295
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,273
What the hell?
296
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:56,484
Yeah, and what the ink is telling me
297
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:59,904
- is that you don't need to worry about...
- 'Cause I'll be dead soon.
298
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,364
- That's not where I was heading.
- Okay.
299
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:04,658
I don't freaking believe it.
300
00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:09,497
[sighs]
301
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,082
[Justin]
Healing is a big part of self-care.
302
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:15,961
And, as we all know,
there is no greater healer than time.
303
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,922
You know the phrase
"time heals all wounds"?
304
00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:18,839
- Yeah.
- Yes.
305
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:19,924
You've heard that?
306
00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:22,426
- It wasn't just my mom?
- No, it was every mom.
307
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,511
"Time heals all wounds"?
308
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:26,180
She doesn't have any wounds.
She has a charmed life.
309
00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:27,097
Wow.
310
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:30,309
I think, "Yeah, time heals all wounds,
but who's got the time?"
311
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:31,936
I found the time.
312
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,187
Oh, did you?
313
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:36,982
[girl laughs]
314
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,066
I get it.
315
00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:39,610
Get what?
316
00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:40,778
Would you hold that?
317
00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:42,029
- Yes.
- Um...
318
00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:44,156
- I'm gonna make a fresh wound...
- Oh!
319
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,200
- [laughs]
- Right.
320
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:48,494
- Oh, gosh.
- Oh, no.
321
00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:49,912
...using this screwdriver.
322
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,831
- This highly dangerous...
- Do I have to?
323
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:54,500
highly sharp screwdriver.
Feel the tip of that.
324
00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:57,545
Let's make a new wound.
325
00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:00,506
- Oh, my god. I'm scared.
- Oh, god.
326
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,259
Oh, gosh.
327
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:06,303
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
There we go.
328
00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:07,428
There we go.
329
00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:08,721
There we go.
330
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:09,765
There we go.
331
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:10,766
No, it's good.
332
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,768
No, don't worry. We've got the thyme.
333
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,020
Keep that thyme close.
Keep that thyme close.
334
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:16,772
Keep that thyme close.
335
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:18,274
Okay.
336
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,276
Okay... have we made a good wound?
337
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,359
Okay.
338
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,779
Sprinkle it, sprinkle it, sprinkle it...
339
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:25,656
Keep going. A little more.
340
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,533
You've just gotta take that thyme.
341
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:29,743
And you've gotta rub that thyme in there.
342
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:31,328
Just rub in the thyme.
343
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,873
Look at that. Check it out.
344
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,083
- That looks good.
- No puncture wounds.
345
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,167
- No incisions.
- What?
346
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,129
- Perfect pizza.
- Like a well-marinated steak.
347
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,256
It can heal wounds on the inside.
348
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,466
- Okay.
- For example, here...
349
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,510
Oh! What the...?
350
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:49,763
What?
351
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,557
- A light bulb. Check it out.
- Okay.
352
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:52,850
Make sure it's legit.
353
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,184
- Just a light bulb?
- Yeah.
354
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:56,729
Good stuff, right?
355
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:57,938
Yeah. No, it's great.
356
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,320
Oh, "thyme" heals all wounds.
357
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:07,114
- I don't know what you're saying.
- Does it?
358
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:09,699
You're quick.
359
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,326
Light bulb?
360
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:12,911
Okay.
361
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,248
- [tapping]
- [glass shatters]
362
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,004
You just find a...
363
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,299
big, sharp piece...
364
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,010
and... yeah.
365
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,845
- [woman exclaiming]
- [crunching]
366
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,515
[laughs in disbelief]
367
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:35,476
Give it a little crunch-aroo.
368
00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:36,560
What?
369
00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:38,561
[gasps]
370
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,022
Wait. What?
371
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,815
I'm so overwhelmed right now.
372
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:43,816
Pretty good.
373
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:44,859
Okay.
374
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:47,404
Thyme also works with... insults.
375
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,323
- It protects the ears.
- [laughs]
376
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,783
[woman] Oh... Okay. Yep.
377
00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:52,785
- Can you help me?
- All right.
378
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:56,121
- That's good. Gosh. It tickles.
- I got it in there.
379
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,247
- Okay, good.
- Okay.
380
00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:58,539
Now...
381
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,668
hurl an insult at me.
Give me your best shot.
382
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,544
Something that would really hurt me.
383
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,797
- It's okay, because I'm protected.
- Both of us?
384
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,757
- Yeah. Go for it. What you got?
- Okay.
385
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,385
You're ugly!
386
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:11,553
[man] God, you're short.
387
00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:13,597
You're not very bright.
388
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:16,892
[man]
Jawline could be a little better too.
389
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:20,229
[woman]
You've got kind of big ears. Yeah.
390
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,731
You're not that yoked. It's fine.
391
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:24,732
It didn't work.
392
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:25,775
[both] Aww!
393
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,947
[man] No, come back. No.
394
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,825
- I thought thyme would heal the wounds.
- Thyme didn't help.
395
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,452
[Justin] I am yoked.
396
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:38,747
- How are you doing?
- Good, how are you?
397
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:39,665
Question...
398
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,126
- You wanna see some close-up magic?
- Let's see it.
399
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,089
- Alright.
- Alright.
400
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,215
Close-up magic.
401
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:52,678
[man] Close-up Magic!
402
00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:55,014
- How's it going?
- Good. You?
403
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:58,767
- Good. Just want to make my breath fresh.
- Wish I woulda done the same.
404
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:02,438
- Didn't know we were gonna get close.
- Sorry I didn't offer you a piece.
405
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:05,399
- Let's just get into it, okay?
- Let's get into it.
406
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:06,942
Imagine a deck of cards.
407
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:07,860
Okay.
408
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,279
Think of one of the 52 cards.
409
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,196
Okay.
410
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,281
- Got one?
- Got it.
411
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,161
What card are you thinking of?
412
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,037
Five of diamonds.
413
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,040
Five of diamonds.
414
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,000
Watch the Doublemint.
415
00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:28,921
Wow.
416
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:30,382
That was wild.
417
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,053
You can have that.
418
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,723
I... That was crazy.
419
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,393
That was real close-up magic.
420
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:43,394
Boop.
421
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:46,023
I like to "boop"
at the end of Close-up Magic.
422
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:47,106
Okay.
423
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,027
Boop!
424
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,073
- This is fun.
- This is fun.
425
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,911
[Justin] The gym
is one of the easiest ways
426
00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:00,496
we can take care of ourselves.
427
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,540
At least that's what they told me
when they sold me my membership.
428
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:07,711
For me, the only easy part
is finding an excuse not to go.
429
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,214
But today, I am out of excuses.
430
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,259
It is time to get my money's worth.
431
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:20,306
[exhales]
432
00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:22,893
Good set, good set.
433
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:25,187
[grunts]
434
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:26,146
Oh, that's good.
435
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,107
- [man chuckles] Yeah?
- I like to do a rep.
436
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,317
I believe in quality, not quantity.
437
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:33,028
- What do they call these things?
- [man] Russian twists.
438
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,197
- Russian twists?
- Yeah.
439
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,116
Why do they call them Russian twists?
440
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,618
I don't know, I guess...
441
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,913
in Russia they... twist.
442
00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:43,996
Yeah.
443
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,834
- This is my kind of workout equipment.
- Mm-hmm?
444
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,127
You jump rope?
445
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:49,962
Not really.
446
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:51,755
What I like to do is instead of...
447
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,924
- jumping over the rope...
- Mm-hmm.
448
00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:56,802
I have fun jumping through the rope.
449
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:58,053
- [laughs] Jeeze.
- Right?
450
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,265
Through the body, that's how I get cut.
451
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,560
I actually do it in slow motion too.
You just kind of...
452
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:06,311
[grunts] Oh, jeez.
453
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,647
Oh, gosh, it's kinda...
454
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,277
Oh, my god.
455
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,320
- Painful, right? Yeah.
- Yeah.
456
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,489
- Don't try that.
- Yeah. I don't want to.
457
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,992
- I normally bench, like 225, 230...
- Oh, word?
458
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:23,078
Three o'clock. It depends
what time I get into the gym.
459
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:23,996
You know.
460
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:25,247
Sometimes with magic,
461
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:28,375
- you can obviously gain power...
- Yeah.
462
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,878
but you can also use magic
to remove power.
463
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:32,962
How so?
464
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,007
Just look at me, if it's okay
465
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:36,967
I'll take away your power,
then give it back.
466
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,886
- It'll be temporary. Just look.
- Okay.
467
00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:43,806
How's that feel?
468
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:46,435
[laughs]
469
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:47,561
You're weak now.
470
00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:48,896
- I am?
- Yeah. You're weak.
471
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,063
Here, take a card out.
472
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:51,940
- Any?
- Yeah, take it.
473
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,568
Take the card and kind of, uh,
tear it in half.
474
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,111
- Tear it in half?
- Yeah.
475
00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:58,988
Okay.
476
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:00,908
[grunts]
477
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,367
You're weak. I told you.
478
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,036
Hold on, let me help.
479
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:05,746
Sometimes it's tough that way.
480
00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:08,665
Why don't you just try smaller pieces?
Smaller pieces.
481
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,709
- Try it with a smaller piece.
- Alright.
482
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:12,878
- Okay.
- Really try, though.
483
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:16,632
Alright.
484
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:17,715
Wait a minute.
485
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,802
Yeah, that's not budging.
486
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,596
- Yeah.
- Hold up.
487
00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:24,640
- How did you...
- It's not you. You're weak...
488
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,266
Want your power back?
489
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:27,350
Yeah.
490
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:29,685
You're strong.
491
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:31,605
- Rip it now?
- If you can.
492
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:33,815
[card rips]
493
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:34,942
Okay, good. See?
494
00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,820
Now you're strong,
want to play tug of war?
495
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:39,904
For sure.
496
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:41,949
When was the last time
you played?
497
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:44,260
- A long time ago.
- We're trying to get a game together.
498
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:45,535
- I'm down.
- You're down?
499
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,579
- Okay. Here, come on.
- I'm down.
500
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:51,917
I like to cap off my workouts
old-school...
501
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:53,919
with a game of tug of war.
502
00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:55,879
- Alright.
- Look at that.
503
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:58,632
How about Justin versus all of y'all?
504
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,134
Tug of war, right here, right now.
505
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,344
- Bring it.
- Alright.
506
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:04,470
Let's do it.
507
00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:06,390
That's the middle line there.
508
00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:07,766
Where? Oh.
509
00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:10,102
The only line on the ground.
510
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,020
- Okay.
- [man] This one?
511
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:13,522
[man] You got your hold?
512
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:15,565
- Oh, yeah.
- [man] Alright.
513
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,402
There's one thing
I didn't mention, though.
514
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:19,945
I have a secret weapon...
515
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,073
a powerful tool on my side.
516
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:27,494
The power of the almond.
517
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:33,166
[Justin chewing]
518
00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:37,379
If you have an almond,
you can pop one.
519
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,756
Oh, you didn't bring one?
Oh, that's too bad.
520
00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:41,508
[Justin exhales]
521
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:43,802
You guys ready?
522
00:21:43,885 --> 00:21:45,095
Yeah. Are you ready?
523
00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:46,178
Oh, I'm ready.
524
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:47,806
Here we go.
525
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:49,641
Oh, I feel that almond kicking in.
526
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:51,350
Ready...
527
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:52,977
set...
528
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,021
war!
529
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:56,398
[athletes grunting]
530
00:21:58,191 --> 00:22:00,444
- [man] Ha! What? Wait.
- [Justin] Come on, almond!
531
00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,654
Come on, come on,
where's that almond power?
532
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,155
Come on.
533
00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:05,449
Come on. I need you, almond.
534
00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:07,326
I need that almond more than ever.
535
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:09,411
Wait. Come on!
536
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:11,038
Hold on. I feel it kicking in.
537
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,289
I feel it.
538
00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:14,916
Oh, yeah. Come on, almond power.
539
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:17,252
Come on. Bring it home.
540
00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:19,463
That's right. I can do it.
541
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:21,048
I can do it.
542
00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:22,716
Come on, guys. Come on.
543
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:23,800
Is that all you got?
544
00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:25,802
By the power of the almond,
545
00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:27,888
I will win the war.
546
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,224
[man] Yo, what y'all doing
over there?
547
00:22:31,975 --> 00:22:32,975
[Justin] I got it.
548
00:22:33,226 --> 00:22:34,478
I got it.
549
00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:36,229
[athletes laughing, grunting]
550
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:38,190
[Justin] That's an... Almost there.
551
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:40,150
Yes!
552
00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:41,233
Yes.
553
00:22:41,276 --> 00:22:43,737
- [athletes panting]
- [man] No way!
554
00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:46,072
Ooh, that hurt.
555
00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:49,826
- I'm pretty strong, so...
- I thought we had him.
556
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,079
I thought we were
about to take him over,
557
00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:54,081
and the next thing I know,
I'm over the line.
558
00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:55,332
- Right?
- [laughing]
559
00:22:55,415 --> 00:22:56,583
Kind of mind-blowing.
560
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:59,378
Certainly magical, dude. Yeah.
561
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:00,879
Yeah. Crazy.
562
00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:02,381
- I've got to lay down.
- Alright.
563
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:03,715
I've got to lay down.
564
00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:05,133
Oh, my god.
565
00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:08,135
[Justin] Wow.
566
00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:10,138
I feel great.
567
00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:13,850
I guess when it comes to self care,
568
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:17,062
it doesn't really matter how you do it,
as long as you do it.
569
00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:19,189
Whether it's getting a spa treatment,
570
00:23:19,272 --> 00:23:20,272
therapy...
571
00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:22,234
Motherscratcher.
572
00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:23,318
...or rope burn,
573
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,778
if it makes you feel good,
574
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:26,530
you should find the time.
575
00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:31,118
♪ Thinking 'bout my ♪
576
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:33,120
♪ Thinking 'bout my ♪
577
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:36,039
♪ Thinking 'bout my
Thinking 'bout my ♪
578
00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:37,999
♪ Thinking 'bout my self ♪
579
00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:42,879
♪ Need some affection ♪
580
00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:50,887
Absolutely.