1 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:12,137 The end is nigh. 2 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:14,555 [Justin] Hey! 3 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:16,599 The end is nigh. Hi. 4 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:19,185 How's it going? 5 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:20,770 [man] Good, and yourself? 6 00:00:21,604 --> 00:00:24,065 [Justin] How's it going, guys? Wait, hold up. 7 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:26,526 - I got a message to share. - [passerby] Okay. 8 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:29,612 [passersby] "The end is nigh?" 9 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:34,325 "Nigh means 'near, ' by the way." 10 00:00:36,077 --> 00:00:37,077 But... 11 00:00:37,495 --> 00:00:38,538 [Justin] Keep going. 12 00:00:38,621 --> 00:00:39,998 "But what is the end?" 13 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:43,710 "That's a big question." 14 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:45,127 [Justin] Sure is. 15 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,173 How is he doing that? 16 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:52,927 "There are a few ways to look at it." 17 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:57,557 Wait, what? 18 00:00:58,099 --> 00:00:59,476 That's a lot to read. 19 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:08,902 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 20 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:11,071 I love fries. 21 00:01:11,988 --> 00:01:14,699 But even when I supersize them... eventually... 22 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:17,452 they're gone... 23 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,078 which sucks. 24 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,832 Why do things have to come to an end? 25 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:25,752 Okay, sorry. I want to make something clear. 26 00:01:25,835 --> 00:01:27,545 I'm using fries as a metaphor here 27 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:29,506 because I'm uncomfortable talking about 28 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:33,301 what I actually want to talk about, which is... my own mortality. 29 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:36,638 I use glossy phrases like "kick the bucket" 30 00:01:36,721 --> 00:01:39,891 or "buy the farm" or " meet your maker" 31 00:01:39,974 --> 00:01:42,268 to avoid saying the word "death." 32 00:01:43,394 --> 00:01:45,563 But, why is it so hard to talk about? 33 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:48,024 After all, nothing lasts forever. 34 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:50,944 And when I say nothing, I mean nothing. 35 00:01:52,487 --> 00:01:56,324 - How much stuff do you guys get donated? - Uh, that's a hard question. 36 00:01:56,783 --> 00:02:00,078 I imagine you have to sort through it to see if anything is expired. 37 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:01,161 Expired? 38 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:02,205 Everything expires. 39 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:05,375 Food goes bad. And if you eat it, you can get sick. 40 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:08,920 But every product, no matter what it is, at some point stops working. 41 00:02:09,003 --> 00:02:11,548 - Clothes expire. - Yeah. Rips and things like that? 42 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:14,300 Not even ripped. It only has a certain number of uses. 43 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:15,677 Any moving part, 44 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:18,304 - snaps, zippers, buttons, give out. - Right. 45 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:21,099 - What size is that? Let me show you. - Alright [laughs]. 46 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:25,061 - The zipper, for example, might look okay - Mm-hmm. Right. 47 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,522 - but there's a certain number of zips. - Okay. 48 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:28,523 Want to see? 49 00:02:28,606 --> 00:02:30,108 - Yup. - Here we go. 50 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:31,817 Let's see. 51 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:36,114 - That looks good, right? - Yes. 52 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:37,740 [sniffs] Smells used. 53 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:39,909 - But that's part of the charm. - Right. 54 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:44,622 - Boom. - Yeah. 55 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:45,706 Sweet. 56 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:49,127 Sometimes a zip will have 10,000 zips, sometimes less. 57 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:53,381 This one's down to five, four, three, two, one... 58 00:02:53,464 --> 00:02:54,966 Oh, yeah, that was it. 59 00:02:57,969 --> 00:03:00,346 I can't even process what you just did. 60 00:03:00,805 --> 00:03:01,805 Now it's this. 61 00:03:02,056 --> 00:03:03,850 - That's fantastic. - Right? 62 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:06,603 Bowling pins have a certain number of hits, 63 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:08,771 hockey sticks have a certain number of slaps, 64 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:11,024 golf balls get hit so much they stop working. 65 00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:12,734 - Bounce one. - How do they expire? 66 00:03:13,109 --> 00:03:15,945 I mean, it's just a golf ball and it bounces. 67 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:18,114 Oh. 68 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:22,493 See? You can tell it's close to expiration because it's starting to bounce weird. 69 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:24,495 That's got under ten bounces in it. 70 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:28,208 You... Alright. You want to keep doing that? 71 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:29,751 I mean, if you... 72 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:32,212 Oh, yeah, that's four... three... 73 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:33,171 You can hear it. 74 00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:34,255 Two... 75 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:35,757 one... 76 00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:39,427 Could you hear it? I think that was the last one. Give it a... 77 00:03:39,510 --> 00:03:40,803 Oh, [bleep]. [chuckles] 78 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:43,348 - Now it won't hit you in the face. - Oh, my god. 79 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:45,725 - Ah! What the...? - It expired. 80 00:03:45,808 --> 00:03:48,102 Pff! Who'd want to buy one of those? 81 00:03:48,686 --> 00:03:50,772 These things only have a certain number of... 82 00:03:50,855 --> 00:03:53,107 Computer mice have a certain number of clicks. 83 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:54,859 - Right. - One day it stops working. 84 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:56,903 I don't know if I 100% agree... 85 00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:59,656 - See, that was the cord's expiration. - Okay. 86 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:02,951 But sometimes a mouse will become... useless altogether. 87 00:04:03,117 --> 00:04:03,993 Right. 88 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,829 That means it's broken, or... as you say, "expired." 89 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:09,207 Well, computer mice are a little different. 90 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:12,043 - Watch the computer mouse, for example. - Okay, mouse. 91 00:04:13,461 --> 00:04:14,837 [woman] Ah! [bleep] 92 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:18,383 - [Justin] It's expired. - [woman] How in the crap? 93 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:19,968 Make sure you get it. 94 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:21,886 I don't want mouse problems in here. 95 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:23,512 Come here, buddy. 96 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:25,056 Yeah. 97 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:27,725 - His name is Bluetooth. - Bluetooth. Get out! 98 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:30,645 [Justin] Sometimes it's nice knowing how things are going to end. 99 00:04:30,728 --> 00:04:31,729 Other times... 100 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:33,606 [man] Spoiler alert! 101 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:36,067 I'm Justin. What's your name? 102 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:38,611 - I'm Liz. Nice to meet you. - Hi. Nice to meet you. 103 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:40,113 You're on Spoiler Alert! 104 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:41,406 Hello! 105 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:42,699 It's on my car keys. 106 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:45,493 [man] It's on his car keys! 107 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:49,497 Now, let's do a little magic with a ring. 108 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:52,041 - Can I borrow your ring, if that's okay? - Sure. 109 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:55,920 Yeah, take that off. Pretty. Yeah. Oh, that's gorgeous. 110 00:04:56,754 --> 00:04:57,588 Oh, that's good. 111 00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:59,257 - Beautiful ring. - That's beautiful. 112 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:01,050 Get a good look at that ring. 113 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,677 - Yes. - Watch the ring. 114 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:05,972 Where's my ring? 115 00:05:06,055 --> 00:05:07,098 Where is it? 116 00:05:07,598 --> 00:05:09,100 My husband's going to kill me. 117 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:11,644 - Don't let him kill me. - [laughing] 118 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:13,146 Where do you think it went? 119 00:05:13,229 --> 00:05:14,229 In your ear. 120 00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:15,356 No. 121 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:16,441 Where is it? 122 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:22,030 - It's in your keys. - It's on my car keys. 123 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:23,698 What in the world? 124 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:27,618 [woman] How'd it get there? That's insane. 125 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:29,787 - What? - I'd tell you 126 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:32,540 - but I don't want to spoil it. - I'm shocked. 127 00:05:33,082 --> 00:05:34,417 That's crazy. 128 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:36,586 Whoo! 129 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,212 Surprise endings are the best. 130 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:39,296 [laughs] 131 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:41,734 [Justin] The older I get, the more I think about death 132 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:43,343 and all the ways it could happen. 133 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:46,804 That's why I try to stay prepared and living in California, 134 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:49,140 that means having an earthquake survival kit. 135 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:55,938 If I'm pushing daisies one day, I want it to be from natural causes, 136 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,273 not a natural disaster. 137 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,275 You guys ready for the big one? - [woman] What? 138 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:01,319 Are you worried about the big one? 139 00:06:02,236 --> 00:06:03,404 The big one? 140 00:06:04,822 --> 00:06:07,784 - Are you prepared for the big one? - Depends on what's the big one. 141 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,494 Yeah, I'm fairly prepared. 142 00:06:09,577 --> 00:06:12,121 Emotionally and mentally prepared, not physically. 143 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,374 What do you keep in your bag to sustain life? 144 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:17,460 Weed. 145 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:18,628 - So... - Okay. 146 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:21,798 You need a few basic things to survive. Weed is not one of them. 147 00:06:22,423 --> 00:06:24,133 First up: food. 148 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:27,845 You know, they say to always carry enough food on you to survive 7 days. 149 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:29,138 That's why I have this. 150 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:32,475 [woman laughs] 151 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:35,061 - Lunchables. - This'll feed you for seven days. 152 00:06:35,144 --> 00:06:38,022 Seven days? I guess, yeah. If you ration it out. 153 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:39,440 You don't have to. 154 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:40,525 - Really? - Yeah. 155 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:42,527 You just have to hit the button. Here. 156 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:45,947 I'll show you. Do you see the button on my back? 157 00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:47,156 Just push it once. 158 00:06:47,448 --> 00:06:49,450 - Firmly. Fantastic. - [air horn blares] 159 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:51,452 - See, that's what it does. - Oh, my god. 160 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:53,955 So, that's for you. 161 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:57,500 - Thanks. - Bon appétit. 162 00:06:58,376 --> 00:06:59,376 [Justin] Fire. 163 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:01,796 - You got a lighter? - No. 164 00:07:02,463 --> 00:07:03,297 Oh, man. 165 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:05,258 You have to light a fire every night. 166 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:08,136 - Yeah. - You've got to get one of these. 167 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:17,019 - Take that stuff out. - Yeah. 168 00:07:18,312 --> 00:07:19,312 Ball that up. 169 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:24,527 Yeah, just pop it in there. 170 00:07:25,027 --> 00:07:26,027 Great. 171 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:28,573 Here's what you do. You just... do that. 172 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:30,615 It kind of like... 173 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:33,077 - regenerates a bunch more lighters. - [bleep] 174 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:35,997 - [laughing] - [Justin] How many you got? 175 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:37,080 There. 176 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:38,332 Just fill your pockets. 177 00:07:38,499 --> 00:07:39,499 I'm here to help. 178 00:07:40,668 --> 00:07:42,170 What would you do without me? 179 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:43,253 That's hilarious. 180 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,296 That was good. 181 00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:46,048 [Justin] Next: hydration. 182 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:50,386 - Straw. - No, it's not a normal straw. 183 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:53,723 You' need one of these. I'll show you what I mean. Just... 184 00:07:54,098 --> 00:07:55,850 Our bodies are mostly water. 185 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:58,144 And actually have a lot of nutrition in them. 186 00:07:58,227 --> 00:08:01,355 Like, vitamin C, for example. Here, turn your hand sideways. 187 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:04,358 That's good. Now, squeeze it into a fist. Perfect. Perfect. 188 00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:05,525 And... 189 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:10,490 You just have a cup ready. And you can actually just stick it in... 190 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:12,992 and kind of drink your own nutrition. 191 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:18,289 [man] [bleep] 192 00:08:25,421 --> 00:08:26,421 [gasps] 193 00:08:27,256 --> 00:08:28,256 Orange juice. 194 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:32,928 Thank you. 195 00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:34,804 [Justin] And money. 196 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:37,099 You see, when the banks go down... 197 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,519 nothing works, except for one of these. 198 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:42,563 - You've got to have a disaster card. - A disaster card? 199 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:43,773 Like a Mastercard, 200 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:45,274 - but a disaster card. - Okay. 201 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:48,486 With a disaster card, it instantly turns into cash, 202 00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:50,947 - which is really nice and useful. - Okay. 203 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:52,823 You just kind of give it a shake... 204 00:08:53,991 --> 00:08:55,535 - Yeah. - I do need one of those. 205 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:56,827 All you have to do is... 206 00:08:58,538 --> 00:08:59,538 Okay. 207 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,917 - My gift to you. - Thank you. 208 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,043 You're a good guy. 209 00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:06,337 I know they give magicians a lot of crap, 210 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:08,589 but I think it's a noble profession. 211 00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:10,007 Thank you. 212 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:13,177 - You're welcome. - Who gives mag... Who's he talking about? 213 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:15,179 Well, you can't... 214 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:17,265 You can't just say that and walk away. 215 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:19,892 - How's it going? - Good. How are you? 216 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:21,936 I'm good. I'm looking for, uh... 217 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:23,563 this lady named Susan. 218 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:24,647 Oh, that's me! 219 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,524 - You're Susan? - I'm Susan. 220 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:28,442 [man] Magic for Susans! 221 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:29,902 - Susan... - Mm-hmm. 222 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:33,072 I have 50 cents to pay you for your time right now. 223 00:09:33,197 --> 00:09:34,782 - I'll make it quick. - Okay. 224 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,618 Um, would you do me a favor and just kind of... 225 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:40,037 Can you hold your shirt out like this? 226 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:41,581 That's fantastic. 227 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:43,583 I'm going to put the quarters on there, 228 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:44,792 - if that's okay. - Okay. 229 00:09:46,043 --> 00:09:47,043 Okay. 230 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:49,880 - Watch the quarters, Susan. - I'm watching the quarters. 231 00:09:53,342 --> 00:09:54,342 No way! 232 00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:57,554 No holes! 233 00:09:58,389 --> 00:09:59,389 That's awesome. 234 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:03,477 - Thanks for your time. Appreciate it. - I'll take the 50¢. See you. 235 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,648 - Can you cover my parking? - [silently] No. 236 00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:09,650 [man] Magic for Susans! 237 00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:15,281 [Justin] I think I'm so uncomfortable with the idea of death 238 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,658 because I don't know what happens afterwards. 239 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:20,202 If only there was a way to talk to dead people. 240 00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:22,747 Maybe they could provide some answers. 241 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:25,207 - Spooky night tonight, right? - Yeah. 242 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:28,336 - Yeah, the moon's out. - The moon is out. 243 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,755 - You ever use one of these? - Ooh, no. 244 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:32,130 Never? 245 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,549 I've watched people. 246 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,551 I was too afraid to play. 247 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,386 - Really? - I think they're creepy. 248 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,470 And scary. 249 00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:40,723 My mom said never mess with them. 250 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:42,850 I lost that thing that moves around. 251 00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:45,019 - I've just got the board. Feel it. - Okay. 252 00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:48,356 - Nothing to be afraid of, right? - It does seem cheap. 253 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:51,901 The way I think about it is Ouija board is, like, the original way... 254 00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:54,528 to text the dead. 255 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:58,282 Because if you literally texted the dead, you'd get ghosted. 256 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:00,951 So this is the way, hopefully, to avoid that. 257 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:01,869 Okay. 258 00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:03,412 We're going to use this to... 259 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:07,875 ask a dead famous person a good question. 260 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:10,628 It can be anybody dead and famous. 261 00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:11,587 - Okay. - Okay? 262 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,798 Think of who you'd like to ask a question. 263 00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:15,675 Um, Stephen Hawking. 264 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,342 Stephen Hawking. 265 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:19,303 Let's ask Stephen Hawking a question. 266 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:20,805 Hold your hands palms up. 267 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,222 Perfect. 268 00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:24,725 What's your question for Stephen Hawking? 269 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,978 How can we honor your legacy? 270 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,567 [laughs] 271 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:38,906 - "Send nudes." - That's pretty dope. 272 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:40,324 Who? 273 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:41,617 Steve Jobs. 274 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,118 Steve Jobs. 275 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:45,746 Okay, think of a question for Steve Jobs. 276 00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:47,456 Hold both your hands palm up. 277 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:50,918 Perfect. Okay. 278 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,546 What do you want to ask Steve Jobs? 279 00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:55,756 Um... 280 00:11:56,841 --> 00:12:00,594 What is the one thing you wish you had taken into the afterlife? 281 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,560 I get it. 282 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:10,646 Phone charger. 283 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,189 That is crazy. 284 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,400 Who would you like to ask a question to? 285 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,234 God. 286 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:18,904 You don't mess around. 287 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,031 - Anybody, right? - Yeah. 288 00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:23,325 Think of a question for God. 289 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,828 Hold both your hands palms up. A little higher. 290 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:27,246 Right like that. 291 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:29,165 Perfect. 292 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,292 What question would you like to ask God? 293 00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:34,503 What do we do about global warming? 294 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,506 What do we do about global warming? 295 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,675 [church organ playing] 296 00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:47,975 No! [laughs] That was an important question. 297 00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:51,645 - Guess we're on our own. - [laughs] 298 00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:54,273 [man] Spoiler alert! 299 00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:56,734 - How's it going, man? - Good. 300 00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:58,527 - I'm Justin. Adrian. - I'm Adrian. 301 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,696 - Nice to meet you. - This is Spoiler Alert. 302 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,364 It's in your pockets! 303 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,493 [man] It's in his pockets! 304 00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:07,328 Let's do something fun. 305 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,996 - I'm ready. - I've got a cup. 306 00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:10,413 Hold on to that. 307 00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:12,708 Dump out what's in there. 308 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,127 Look at that. It's a load of confetti. 309 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,462 - Wow. - I love confetti. 310 00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:18,422 I'm gonna just... 311 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,966 put it all into that cup there. 312 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,802 Would you just stuff it down deep? 313 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,345 - There we go. - Great! 314 00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:26,180 Put the cup flat on your hands. 315 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,015 Put your other hand on top. 316 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:29,599 Great. 317 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:32,603 You ready to see something crazy? Lift up your hands. 318 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:34,688 Pour it into my hands. 319 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:36,481 What? 320 00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:40,903 It's gone. 321 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:42,321 Whoa. 322 00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:43,739 Where did the confetti go? 323 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,699 I have no idea. 324 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:48,619 It's in your pockets! 325 00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:50,913 No, it's not. 326 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:56,835 What? 327 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:04,342 No. 328 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,973 - Didn't see that one coming, huh? - No. 329 00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:11,433 Spoiler alert! Someone's got to clean this up. 330 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,268 I do? 331 00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:16,939 Pff. Didn't see that coming. [clears throat] 332 00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:20,401 [Justin] I'm going to kick the bucket one day, 333 00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:22,528 That's why I started a bucket list. 334 00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:25,990 Checking things off has helped me appreciate my time on this planet. 335 00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:27,616 I just wish I'd started sooner. 336 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,785 That was awesome. 337 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,454 So today I'm going to talk to some young people 338 00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,790 about living life to the fullest. 339 00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:38,252 [child] Then she was like this... then... - Hey, guys. 340 00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:40,588 - First off, I'm Justin. - Okay, Justin. 341 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,107 - How's it going? - Nice to meet you! 342 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,508 Have you put much thought into your bucket lists? 343 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,343 What's a bucket list? 344 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,637 Um, let me think. How do I put this? 345 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,222 So, a bucket list... 346 00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:54,143 is a list of things you want to do... 347 00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:56,395 uh, before... 348 00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:58,355 Um... 349 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:02,067 How about this? I imagine... you're visual learners, okay, 350 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,320 and I brought a visual aid. One second. 351 00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:11,201 - What's this? - A bucket. 352 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,870 - A bucket. - It's a bucket. 353 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,289 Caroline, tell me, for example, 354 00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:18,000 um, what's something that you want to do 355 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,878 before you run out of time? 356 00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:21,962 Uh... 357 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,090 - Skydiving! - Skydiving. 358 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,885 You're not scared to jump out of an airplane? 359 00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:30,387 Not really, if I really could do it. 360 00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:31,680 Wow. 361 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:35,059 Would you like me to give you the experience of skydiving today? 362 00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:36,560 - Yeah. - Yeah? 363 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,979 Do you guys want to see Caroline skydive? 364 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:39,897 - Yeah! - Yes. 365 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:42,566 Here's one thing you need if you're going to skydive. 366 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,276 Because you're going so fast... 367 00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:46,904 you're going to need goggles. 368 00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:48,614 - Ahh! - Okay? 369 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,991 Caroline, you want to toss those goggles on? 370 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:53,369 - [child] Oh, my. - Put them on. 371 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,245 Caroline, take a seat up here. 372 00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:58,791 What else do you need if you're skydiving? 373 00:15:58,874 --> 00:15:59,959 [kids] A helmet! 374 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:01,167 [child] Helmet! 375 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,048 Oh, my god! 376 00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:09,051 You're ready to go. Take a seat! 377 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,260 [child] Coming 'round. 378 00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:12,471 [Justin] And now... 379 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:14,640 only one thing missing... 380 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,854 - [leaf blower running loudly] - Wind! 381 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:21,981 [children scream] 382 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,064 Oh, my god. 383 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,651 [yelling] Feels like I'm skydiving. 384 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:29,947 How does it feel? 385 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,658 [children laughing, chattering indistinctly] 386 00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,326 [sighs] Caroline... 387 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,370 - how did it feel? - Bad. 388 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:37,871 - Bad? - It feels so bad. 389 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,165 Because the wind is like... [splutters] 390 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,750 And then you're... [groans] 391 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,752 Like that. And it feels bad. 392 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:47,715 Well then, maybe I helped you discover that you don't really want to skydive. 393 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,800 So... look at that. 394 00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:53,387 Who's next? You, my friend. What's on your bucket list? 395 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,515 I want to have my birthday party with aliens. 396 00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:58,474 Why is that? 397 00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:03,355 Because I want them to show me around the place. 398 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:06,233 They can get me presents that are cool, 399 00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:08,777 like an alien blaster. [pew pew] 400 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:09,861 Alright. Well... 401 00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,740 - let's go to space. You ready? - Yes. 402 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,199 Okay, here we go. 403 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,617 Let's take you to space. 404 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,703 - [snaps] - [whoosh] 405 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,373 That's what you need. 406 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,250 - What? - [overlapping chatter] 407 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,543 Astronaut birthday cake. 408 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,588 Yeah, here, so we just open up the... 409 00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:29,797 cake there. 410 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,846 You just bake it in a bucket. 411 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,558 It's highly dehydrated and... 412 00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:43,228 Now, as you can see, it doesn't take much, 413 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:44,312 but... 414 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:47,191 with the right amount of shaking... There we go. 415 00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:49,985 Look at that. It's mixing with the oxygen and... 416 00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:52,738 [children exclaiming] 417 00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:53,821 Birthday cake. 418 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,157 Oh, my god. 419 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,700 - You want to eat it? - Yes! 420 00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:57,784 It's vegan. 421 00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:58,827 No! 422 00:17:58,952 --> 00:17:59,953 This is for me. 423 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,247 - Who's next? - Me! 424 00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:06,502 My friend, what would you like to tick off your bucket list? 425 00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:11,632 - I would like to tick off scuba diving. - Scuba diving! Why do you wanna dive? 426 00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:15,594 I want to find pirate ship parts and sell them and get rich. 427 00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:16,677 Oh. 428 00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:19,473 You're not afraid of creatures that lurk underwater. 429 00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:23,477 I'm not afraid of anything. I'm only afraid of the... 430 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,560 Kraken. 431 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:25,896 What's the Kraken? 432 00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:29,024 It's a giant squid that... 433 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,985 - is a fairytale. - Oh. 434 00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,695 - It's not real. - It's not. 435 00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:37,366 As you can imagine, scuba diving can get a little wet, 436 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,368 so you're going to want one of these. 437 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:40,285 There we go. 438 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:41,495 - A towel. - Yeah. 439 00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:43,163 - A towel. - You need a towel. 440 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,081 [exclaims] 441 00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:45,499 You know what? Actually... 442 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:50,879 You know what's more important? Because a towel's just going to get wet 443 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,881 if you're taking a towel scuba diving. 444 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,800 What you need more than a towel... 445 00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:59,263 - is a wetsuit. That's more like it. - [kids exclaiming] 446 00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:01,890 - [child] What the... - See? 447 00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:05,018 Nothing scary about scuba diving, right? 448 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:05,978 [all] Right! 449 00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,061 Right. 450 00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,148 Whoa, whoa, oh, no. 451 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,358 Oh, my goodness. Oh! 452 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,694 Oh, no! The Kraken awakes! 453 00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:15,529 - [child yelling] - The Kraken awakes! 454 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:19,491 [Justin yelping] I thought you said it was a legend. 455 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,495 [grunts, pants] 456 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:24,788 [laughs] 457 00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,957 - [children laughing] - [child] How do you do it? 458 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:28,583 I'm out! 459 00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:33,130 I still don't know why things come to an end, 460 00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,174 but... they do. 461 00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,093 And because they do, 462 00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:41,388 I think it means that we have to savor every moment... 463 00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:44,349 enjoy every bite. 464 00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:47,978 Because before we know it... 465 00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:52,024 we're out of fries. 466 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,611 Just to be clear... I'm still talking about death. 467 00:19:55,694 --> 00:20:00,032 ♪ This is the end, this is the end This is the end, my friend ♪ 468 00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:04,077 ♪ Don't you worry about tomorrow 'Cause the end is near ♪ 469 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:07,998 ♪ This is the end, this is the end This is the end, my friend ♪ 470 00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:12,127 ♪ Say goodbye to your lover 'Cause the end is here ♪ 471 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,505 ♪ This is the end, this is the end This is the end ♪ 472 00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:18,050 Absolutely.