1 00:00:13,722 --> 00:00:15,352 [Justin] And it's a beautiful day for it. 2 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:16,392 Bottle fishing. 3 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:18,644 - That's it. - What are you going to catch in there? 4 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:19,637 Phones. 5 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:21,685 - Okay. -Wanna see? - Wanna check it out? -Yeah. 6 00:00:23,898 --> 00:00:24,728 Okay. 7 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:26,818 Cap is screwed on tight? 8 00:00:26,901 --> 00:00:27,861 - Okay. - Yeah. 9 00:00:27,944 --> 00:00:29,994 Let's see if I can get a good toss. That's key. 10 00:00:35,618 --> 00:00:37,078 - Nice. - That's good. 11 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:39,409 - Hold on to that. Don't let go. - Right. 12 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:40,577 Take out your phones. 13 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:45,208 I'll use yours. Turn your volume up. 14 00:00:45,795 --> 00:00:47,375 - Get ready to call her. - All right. 15 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:49,884 - Volume's up. - Okay. Lock it. Give me your phone. 16 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:53,385 [woman gasps] 17 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,016 Call her. 18 00:00:57,390 --> 00:01:00,730 - Call her. I got to feel it. - [phone dialing] 19 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:03,100 There we go. Yes. Got it. Yeah. 20 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:05,272 - Calling? - Yeah. 21 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,359 - No way. - [phone ringing] 22 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:12,566 No way. 23 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:14,865 Dude, you're right there. 24 00:01:14,949 --> 00:01:17,449 - Show the camera the phone face. - It says "Carissa". 25 00:01:19,287 --> 00:01:21,407 - Jesus. - There she is. 26 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:26,419 Hello? I literally was like, "There goes my **** phone." 27 00:01:26,544 --> 00:01:29,674 You watch these specials, you're like, "Obviously they have to cut 28 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:31,926 between when they do their magic off..." you know. 29 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:33,508 I literally don't understand. 30 00:01:34,302 --> 00:01:36,552 Just, literally, the splash was there. 31 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:38,772 Like, I want a replay. 32 00:01:44,312 --> 00:01:48,112 I have a question. You have a decision to make. I can either crack it open, 33 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:51,691 and give your phone back, or I can leave it and you live the rest of your life 34 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:55,408 with this amazing relic you'll pass on to your children and grandchildren, 35 00:01:55,490 --> 00:02:00,120 who will forever tell the story of the day Justin Willman put your phone in a bottle. 36 00:02:07,418 --> 00:02:08,248 Beautiful. 37 00:02:16,427 --> 00:02:17,467 Behold. 38 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:20,059 The floating silver orb 39 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:22,519 that defies gravity. 40 00:02:23,059 --> 00:02:24,599 How does he do it? 41 00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:26,441 Is he a witch? No, it's a soup ladle. 42 00:02:28,606 --> 00:02:29,766 Up my sleeve. 43 00:02:30,441 --> 00:02:34,451 Should I feel guilty I was able to amaze you with such a simple gag? 44 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:35,409 No! 45 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:36,608 But do I? 46 00:02:37,031 --> 00:02:37,911 Yes. 47 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,161 Guilt is a fickle emotion. 48 00:02:40,743 --> 00:02:43,003 For example, I love animals. 49 00:02:43,079 --> 00:02:44,499 And yet I eat meat. 50 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:46,251 Should I feel guilty? Yes! 51 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:47,332 But do I? 52 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:48,841 No. 53 00:02:49,377 --> 00:02:50,377 It's messed up. 54 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:53,087 I want to understand guilt. 55 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:56,513 'Cause all I know is I'd do anything to avoid it. 56 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:59,433 We are open for business. 57 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:00,562 Bacon! 58 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:03,098 Get your bacon here! 25 cents! 59 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:05,845 Five seconds rule. Bacon! 60 00:03:05,935 --> 00:03:08,555 - You don't eat bacon? No? - I'm Jewish. 61 00:03:08,646 --> 00:03:10,606 L'chaim. Would you like some bacon, sir? 62 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:11,940 - Yeah, I want some. - Awesome. 63 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:15,488 How are you? You saw that flair I just did. 64 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:17,910 - You're a bacon lover? - I do like bacon. 65 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:20,449 Wait, actually, before you take a bite. 66 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:23,493 Come here. We have another thing on special offer today. 67 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:24,408 What? 68 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:27,002 This is vegan bacon. 69 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:30,753 - It's only $5 per slice. - Okay. 70 00:03:31,794 --> 00:03:33,964 I want to offer that to you before you eat that. 71 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,547 I don't want you to have that guilt hanging over your head. 72 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:38,343 Well, I've... 73 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:41,386 I'm not interested in paying $5 a slice for vegan bacon 74 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:43,811 with a chance of not actually enjoying that. 75 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,020 Even if I remind you that came from an animal? 76 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:48,600 - Yeah, I believe you. - But you don't feel guilty? 77 00:03:48,686 --> 00:03:52,066 - No, because it's going to taste good. - Since it's already dead and... 78 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:55,149 - Like, I can't see the actual shape of it. - True. 79 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:58,525 - So if you were able to see the shape? - It would be a no-go. 80 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:00,663 Would you feel guilty... I'm just curious. 81 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:03,704 What if I showed you a picture of the... 82 00:04:04,535 --> 00:04:07,205 pig you're holding right now? Does that change anything? 83 00:04:07,288 --> 00:04:09,078 Okay, I guess it's kind of wrong. 84 00:04:09,165 --> 00:04:10,915 If I introduced you to the orphan 85 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,800 who no longer has a mother, would that change anything? 86 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:15,755 Meet the orphan. 87 00:04:16,714 --> 00:04:18,724 Oh! Whoa! 88 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:20,836 Whoa! 89 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:31,441 If I introduced the orphan who no longer has a mother, would that change anything? 90 00:04:32,021 --> 00:04:33,231 Meet the orphan. 91 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:34,765 Oh no! 92 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:37,323 - No! - Here she is. 93 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:38,822 Come say hi to Mama. 94 00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:40,985 - Hello! - There's your mama. 95 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:42,282 He's holding your mama. 96 00:04:42,907 --> 00:04:44,527 Can I pet him? 97 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:46,289 He's so cute. 98 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:49,249 - Where did he come from? - From the pig you're holding. 99 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:50,924 No. 100 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:55,001 I'm sorry. I can't do it now. 101 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:57,046 I can't eat this now. I can't. 102 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,510 - Still want that? - No. 103 00:04:58,589 --> 00:05:00,629 - Stick with the bacon? - Stick with the bacon. 104 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:02,177 Even though you met Kevin? 105 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:03,720 - No shame, huh? - No. 106 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:04,643 I would take that. 107 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:05,721 - You would? - Yeah. 108 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:08,385 - Would you like a bite? - Can I try this vegan thing? 109 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:09,894 It's $25 a slice now. 110 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:12,016 Yeah, it's just... The demand went up. 111 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:13,648 Take it. Go for it. 112 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:18,402 It's kind of dry, actually. I literally need water. 113 00:05:23,364 --> 00:05:26,034 [Justin] Is guilt a good thing... or a bad thing? 114 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:29,826 To find out, I sat down with the world's leading experts on guilt: 115 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:33,115 - Moms. - Tell me what I need to know about guilt. 116 00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:35,537 - Guilt is fabulous. - Tell me more. 117 00:05:36,961 --> 00:05:40,171 - It's a way of getting what you need. - Which culture, do you think... 118 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:43,126 is the most proficient at using guilt? 119 00:05:43,217 --> 00:05:44,257 Italians. 120 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,354 Jewish. 121 00:05:48,222 --> 00:05:50,142 - We're like kissing cousins. - Yes. 122 00:05:50,224 --> 00:05:52,564 My mother had it down. I have it down. 123 00:05:52,643 --> 00:05:55,363 And I'm telling you, a lot of it is unspoken. 124 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:58,858 - Oh, exactly. It's just a dead stare. - You are shunned. 125 00:05:58,941 --> 00:06:00,111 Show me the look. 126 00:06:07,575 --> 00:06:08,985 You guys are good. 127 00:06:10,286 --> 00:06:13,956 I... kind of have this burden of guilt that I carry around. 128 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,040 My job is I'm a magician. 129 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:18,245 I'm lying left and right, like constantly. 130 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:20,836 I've got really good at it, and I feel bad about it. 131 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:23,802 [Justin] To illustrate my point, I showed them a classic of magic. 132 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:25,553 I had them pick a card, 133 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:28,095 sign it, then I shuffled it in the deck, 134 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:31,469 only to have it somehow reappear inside a balloon. 135 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:33,057 Right. That's the one. 136 00:06:33,142 --> 00:06:35,192 They were impressed. And then... 137 00:06:35,269 --> 00:06:37,269 It was all a lie. It was all a series of lies. 138 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:39,765 I showed them exactly how I did it. 139 00:06:39,857 --> 00:06:41,727 I false shuffled the card to the top. 140 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:43,650 I palmed it off. 141 00:06:44,278 --> 00:06:46,318 Then I held it on the outside of the balloon 142 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,326 so when the balloon popped, it looked like it was inside the whole time. 143 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,989 Using a clear balloon to provide the mothers clarity. 144 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:55,868 If you can lie this easily to your mother about this, what else do you lie about? 145 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:57,377 See, that is the question. 146 00:06:57,458 --> 00:07:00,958 I was actually lying this whole time about how the trick worked. 147 00:07:01,045 --> 00:07:03,045 That's not even how the trick works, because... 148 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:08,340 In fact, how the trick works, how could I just massage the card, and make it... 149 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:09,298 melt... 150 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,183 - Wow. - ..right in? 151 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,015 - Bravo. - Wow. 152 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:16,060 - Just like that. - Wow. That's impressive. 153 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:20,064 So I was lying even about being honest about my lying. 154 00:07:20,731 --> 00:07:23,321 So, I guess the question is... 155 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:27,447 - what do I do? - That's okay. We forgive you! 156 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,028 - Yeah? - It's your job. 157 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:32,786 You're making a good living, making people happy. We're good. 158 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:36,079 Be well, make lots of money, have grandchildren... 159 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:37,374 I like it. 160 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:42,383 - I'm Justin. - Hi, I'm Kate. 161 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:45,422 Hi, Kate. You're on Trick Questions. I'm gonna show you a trick, 162 00:07:45,506 --> 00:07:47,296 - then I'm gonna ask you a question. - Okay. 163 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:48,513 - Ready to play? - Yes. 164 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:50,930 - What is this? - An X-Acto knife. 165 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:52,682 It's an X-Acto knife. A utility knife. 166 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,309 I'm going to take it out. 167 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:57,597 It's very... very dangerous. 168 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:06,034 And sharp. 169 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:14,540 Oh, that's not a good idea. 170 00:08:23,127 --> 00:08:24,337 Sorry. 171 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:30,005 The question is, if Ginger Spice hadn't left the Spice Girls, 172 00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:31,932 think they'd still be cranking out the hits? 173 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:33,352 Yeah. 174 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:39,812 [Justin] When I was in high school, nothing would upset my mom more 175 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:41,274 than when I'd get detention. 176 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,484 And that happened a lot 'cause I was a rebel. 177 00:08:45,107 --> 00:08:49,147 To absolve myself of that lingering guilt, I'm going to teach the next generation 178 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:51,987 how to avoid getting caught in the first place. 179 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:57,542 What's up, misfits? 180 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,000 - Hey. - I'm Mr. Willman. 181 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:02,633 And this is your detention... 182 00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:04,997 avoidance seminar. 183 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,508 You ever been in one of those before? 184 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:10,046 - No. - Do I look comfortable right now 185 00:09:10,132 --> 00:09:11,632 - sitting on the edge of the desk? - No. 186 00:09:12,134 --> 00:09:13,264 But do I look cool? 187 00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:15,563 - No. - No. 188 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:18,928 So you're all here because you've been in detention before? 189 00:09:19,016 --> 00:09:21,766 Has anyone got in trouble for not taking notes in class? 190 00:09:21,852 --> 00:09:23,692 - Always. - Do you have your notebook? 191 00:09:23,771 --> 00:09:25,021 - Yeah. - Can I see? 192 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:26,726 - See for yourself. - Pass it here. 193 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:31,781 Okay, so it's not the not taking notes that's a problem, right? 194 00:09:31,862 --> 00:09:36,282 It's the getting caught not taking notes. So here's another life hack for you guys. 195 00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:38,367 If you get busted... doodling... 196 00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:42,495 all you need to do is shut the notebook and be like, "[clears throat] 197 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,252 no, I swear I was taking notes." 198 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:46,753 - And you can flip through it again... - What? 199 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,836 - ..and be in good shape. - What? 200 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:49,881 Here, check it out. 201 00:09:51,465 --> 00:09:52,625 Seriously? 202 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:55,677 - Good luck on your SATs. - Let me see it. Oh, my gosh. 203 00:09:59,223 --> 00:10:01,103 Anyone been busted for chewing gum? 204 00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:04,523 Wanna know how to avoid getting in trouble for having gum in school? 205 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,114 - Yeah. - Okay. 206 00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:09,480 Here's what you do. 207 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:15,406 You just got to... be a decent drawer... 208 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:20,697 It's gum. 209 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,374 Not bad. 210 00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:24,502 Not impressed? 211 00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:29,003 - All right... - Yeah. 212 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,837 Seriously? What? 213 00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:35,259 You get a gum! You get a gum! 214 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,393 Come on. Coolest substitute teacher ever? 215 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:40,599 That's how you get gum into school. 216 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:44,101 Big problem, though, happens if you get caught chewing your gum, yes? 217 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:45,975 - Yeah. - Here's what you do. 218 00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:49,979 Just give it a little... 219 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:51,483 stretch. 220 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,781 - Rewrapped. - I just... 221 00:10:57,698 --> 00:11:01,368 - Just pop it back in the box. - I didn't blink that entire time, and... 222 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:02,908 I'm... 223 00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:07,078 I feel I'm confusing you more than enlightening you. 224 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,838 How can I help you avoid more punishment? -I got busted for passing notes. - I have a way to help you. 225 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:18,804 I'm going to have you recreate a note that you might be writing to your friend. 226 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:20,677 - Okay? - Okay. 227 00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:22,385 -Who was this friend? 228 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:25,935 - Her name is Ashley. - Ashley. So write Ashley a note. 229 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,316 - That's my code name. - Okay. 230 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:35,404 "Ash. You free tonight?" Now, this is obviously an example 231 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:38,316 of a very urgent piece of communication that could not wait. 232 00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:41,701 Tear it off. Fold it up like you'd pass it to Ashley. 233 00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:44,701 The smaller it is, the harder it is for a teacher to see. 234 00:11:45,287 --> 00:11:47,207 - That's real small though. Go for it. - Yeah. 235 00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:51,499 Then on the outside, maybe however you'd initial it, so she knows it's for her. 236 00:11:52,461 --> 00:11:54,091 - Good. - She knows it's for her. 237 00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:55,881 I like it. Re-cap that marker. 238 00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:57,547 Check this out. 239 00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,511 K for Kendall. 240 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:01,511 A for Ashley. 241 00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:03,305 - Was the note about this size? - Yeah. 242 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,469 And you got busted. 243 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,387 Because it's against the rules to pass a note. However... 244 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,976 it's not against the rules to pass a fruit. 245 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:13,483 Right? So here's what you do. 246 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:17,646 No way. 247 00:12:24,785 --> 00:12:27,035 You pass the orange to Ashley... 248 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,325 and then Ashley takes the orange... 249 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:31,538 and she just... 250 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,538 slices it open... 251 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,168 to give herself a little... tasty snack. 252 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,892 - What? - No way. 253 00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:43,009 No way. 254 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:44,345 If you'll just take it. 255 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,020 - No way. - Hold it. Pull it out. 256 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,308 Unfold it. Oh, my gosh. 257 00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:59,446 In detention, if you do the crime, you do the time. 258 00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:02,318 But in the real world, you can end up doing the time 259 00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:04,026 whether you're guilty or not. 260 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:08,540 Eyewitness testimony. It is often considered the best form of evidence 261 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:09,791 in a criminal case. 262 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:14,082 However, faulty eyewitness testimony has led to more wrongful convictions 263 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:16,168 than any other kind of evidence. 264 00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:18,550 Maybe that's because things... 265 00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:21,086 aren't always as they appear. 266 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:26,218 Let me show you just how unreliable people's eyes can be. 267 00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:29,425 I rented this cafe, I hid a bunch of cameras, 268 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,097 and I hired this actress, 269 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:33,685 to help us create a crime for someone to witness. 270 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:36,691 I really need to use the restroom. Can you watch my stuff? 271 00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:38,477 Thanks a lot. Thank you. 272 00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:41,447 - No problem. - Thanks a lot. Appreciate it so much. 273 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:45,369 - I'll be right back. It's all right, okay? - My god, what about your purse? 274 00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:47,119 - It's all right. - Take your purse. 275 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,121 Gotta go! 276 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:54,378 That's me. Now, watch closely. The camera will not cut away. 277 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:55,840 How you doing? 278 00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:58,094 Oh, my g-- 279 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,085 **** 280 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:02,172 - Oh, my god! - I'm calling the police. 281 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,052 - What's going on? - I'm calling the police. 282 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,178 Oh, my god. 283 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:12,984 Hi. 284 00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:16,307 Yeah, I'm on the corner of Lucretia and Echo Park. 285 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,187 I didn't even see who it... 286 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,650 Yeah, there was a... 287 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,438 Her purse and her... 288 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:23,528 Oh, my god. 289 00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:27,528 Everything okay? 290 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,030 What's wrong? 291 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,488 And that's me again. 292 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,578 Will she notice? 293 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:34,922 This lady was sitting here and she told me to watch her stuff, 294 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,629 and somebody grabbed her purse! 295 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:37,749 - Just now? - Yeah. 296 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,008 Let's try that one more time... 297 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:42,457 but faster. 298 00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:45,012 - Anyone sitting here? - Yeah. 299 00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:54,475 There's a cop. 300 00:14:58,355 --> 00:14:59,685 - Hi. - Hi. 301 00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:02,823 Someone just took a purse and went through the back here. 302 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,112 - Just now? - Yeah. 303 00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:08,074 Now let's find out just how reliable these eyewitnesses are. 304 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,407 - Did you see what he looked like? - Not really. 305 00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:12,202 It's a.. Caucasian guy. 306 00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:14,576 It was a man, he was wearing a black hoodie. 307 00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:18,132 Okay, we're looking for a white male, black hoodie. 308 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,205 - Any identifying characteristics on it? - No. 309 00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:25,586 - Any graphics? - Black, with a smiley face on the back. 310 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:28,224 - A yellow happy face? On the front? - Yeah. 311 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:30,642 - How old did you say he was? - Definitely younger. 312 00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,308 - Twenties? - That's good. 313 00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:36,140 - Mid-thirties. - Mid-thirties? Okay. 314 00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:39,056 - The guy was fast. - Like a leopard fast, or like a bear? 315 00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:40,606 I don't know! 316 00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:43,229 - Uh, handsome? - I don't think so. 317 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,780 - Did you get a glance at the glutes? - His glutes? 318 00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:50,573 What did you see most identifiably? The face? 319 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:51,828 Yeah, just the face. 320 00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:58,211 Now the real question. Would they accuse the wrong guy if given the chance? 321 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,880 Would you say that's the gentleman who took the purse? 322 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,750 Have him turn back, give me a profile. 323 00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:04,796 - Is that the sweatshirt he was wearing? - Yeah. 324 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:05,710 I don't know. 325 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:09,758 She described him as a snake. Ask him to re-enact as if he was a serpent 326 00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:11,013 snatching the purse. 327 00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:14,258 This would save a court appearance. Would you say 100% that's the guy? 328 00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:16,018 - That's him. - That's the guy? 329 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,940 Would you say that's the guy, 100%? 330 00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:19,518 - Yeah. - I mean, I think so. 331 00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:20,853 On a scale of one to ten? 332 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,268 - Yeah, a ten. - Ten? 333 00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,686 So, would you say we have the right guy here? 334 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,319 - Yes. - Put him in the cruiser for me. 335 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:28,743 We got a positive ID. 336 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,872 - Tell me again, what's your name? - Oh, my god. 337 00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:34,369 - I need to file the report. - I don't want to go to court! 338 00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:37,001 100% you won't have to go to court. You know why? 339 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,459 - Why? - On a day like this... 340 00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:40,832 - 'Cause you're on a TV show. - What? 341 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,504 I'm actually not a police officer. I'm a magician. 342 00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:45,546 I'm going-- What? 343 00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:48,259 - You know the craziest part? - What's the craziest part? 344 00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:50,217 I'm the one who took the purse. 345 00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:54,104 That's what I said! I don't want no part in this! 346 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,139 I'm the good cop and the bad guy. 347 00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:58,893 And you're fantastic. I'm Justin. Nice to meet you. 348 00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,016 Nice to meet you. 349 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:02,102 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 350 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,147 Good! 351 00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:04,765 How's it going, guys? 352 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,687 This is called Trick Questions, where I show you a magic trick. 353 00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:10,356 You watch really carefully when I show you the trick, 354 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,156 - 'cause I'm gonna ask you a question. - Okay. 355 00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:13,489 Can I borrow a key? 356 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,834 All right. Yeah, sure. 357 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,455 Yeah. Okay. 358 00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:21,077 Yeah. 359 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,593 It's shiny. Cool. 360 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,804 - Can I use your headphones? Yeah. - Here you go, man. 361 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:28,710 Okay. 362 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:30,802 Here I go. Watch. 363 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,635 Key. Headphones. 364 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,890 Headphones. Key. 365 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:39,888 Okay. 366 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:41,806 That checks out. 367 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,360 What? 368 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:48,651 So here's the question. 369 00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:51,031 Do you use pornography? 370 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:52,645 I make pornography. 371 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:02,408 Guilt: weighs you down, gnaws at you. 372 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:05,078 But to get rid of it, all you got to do is apologize. 373 00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,294 But what if you don't have the words? 374 00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:10,798 I can help. 375 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:12,764 Hi, guys. 376 00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:14,011 - Hi. - How's it going? 377 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,973 - Good. - Ever feel guilty about something? 378 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:19,805 Guilt's weird. It's got magical properties, but not in a good way, 379 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:24,100 in that it kind of weighs us down, and you can make it disappear just like that. 380 00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,356 Sometimes with a heartfelt apology. 381 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:29,688 I'm wondering if either of you have anything you feel guilty about 382 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,025 to the other person? 383 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,190 I may have something. 384 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:35,987 You looked at him like, "I hope he says he has something." You got something? 385 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,493 - Definitely. - You do? 386 00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:39,284 - I'm going to give these to you. - Okay. 387 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,118 - But they're not for you to keep. - Okay. 388 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:42,663 - And I've brought a card. - Okay. 389 00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:45,923 Hold out your left hand. Hold that for a second. Okay. 390 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:49,455 - I'm excited to hear. What's the thing? - Yeah, I'm so scared. 391 00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:52,923 - When we first met in fourth grade... - Oh, yes. 392 00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:56,677 When we first met, I sat excitedly on the hammock next to her, 393 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,720 it flipped over, and I kicked her in the face. 394 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,514 - I'm here to help. - Thank you. 395 00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:02,767 - Give her the flowers. - I'm so sorry. 396 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:03,680 Thank you. 397 00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:06,647 Why don't you open up the envelope and give her the card? 398 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,725 Whatever this says, I mean it. 399 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:14,899 - "Sorry I kicked you in the face." - Oh, my god! 400 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,197 Are you serious? 401 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,110 What? This is... 402 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,914 I forgive you, but also, what? 403 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:23,503 - I'm very amazed right now. - This is crazy! 404 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,003 Hold this. All right. 405 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:31,589 What's something... even a little petty thing, that you feel bad about? 406 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:32,590 Go ahead. 407 00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:38,216 I feel bad she's been eating chicken wings with her fingers. 408 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,353 - She had to cut it. - I know. 409 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,520 I'm a germophobe so I don't like... 410 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,636 - using my fingers to eat. - Uh-huh. 411 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:49,476 - She cut her chicken wings with her knife. - It was... 412 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:50,693 You feel bad about this? 413 00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:54,112 I don't eat meat so I can't enjoy it like that, you know. 414 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:57,113 - So... - Okay, so earlier today I wrote... 415 00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,239 an apology card. 416 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:00,663 - Open it up. - Okay. 417 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,164 - Oh, it's, like, sealed. - Yeah, I licked it good! 418 00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:06,995 - Wow! - He's like an envelope licker. 419 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,213 Oh, my god! 420 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,053 Wait, how did you do that? 421 00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,803 - That's so good. - I don't get it! 422 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:18,091 - Read it out. - It says, "I'm sorry you can't enjoy 423 00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:21,465 finger lickin' good chicken with your fingers. Heart. Heart." 424 00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,469 That's so crazy! 425 00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:26,854 - You're good. - Now give her the flowers. Give her-- 426 00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:28,846 It's okay. 427 00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:36,736 Wait. What is it you feel bad about? 428 00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:39,028 That I wasn't there when her grandma died. 429 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:43,238 Oh... That you weren't there when her grandmother died? Is that recent? 430 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,075 - Yeah. - I'm sorry to hear that. 431 00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:56,455 What's it say? 432 00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:58,262 Oh... 433 00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:02,804 "I regret not being there when your grandma passed. I'm sorry." 434 00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:06,559 I'm sorry. 435 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:11,140 Sorry. 436 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:23,869 Maybe guilt is just the feeling of needing forgiveness. 437 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,947 We want the animals to forgive us for eating them. 438 00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:31,366 We want the Earth to forgive us for trashing the place. 439 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:34,706 And we want our moms to forgive us for not calling more often. 440 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,464 Because deep down... 441 00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,304 we're all good people. 442 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:39,837 We want to be kind... 443 00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:41,087 honest... 444 00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:42,014 fair. 445 00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:44,588 And whenever we stray from that path... 446 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,010 guilt is always there to let us know. 447 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,348 Thanks, guilt. 448 00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:54,653 [dog whines] 449 00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:56,190 Don't worry, it's vegan. 450 00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:03,318 ♪ I'm sorry ♪ 451 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:05,405 ♪ I'm sorry ♪ 452 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:08,910 ♪ For all the things I do ♪ 453 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:11,998 It must be hard being a magician's mother. 454 00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:15,076 What would you tell your friends? I mean-- 455 00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:18,418 ♪ I'm sorry ♪ 456 00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:19,803 ♪ So sorry ♪ 457 00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:23,800 ♪ Forgive me, please, my dear ♪ 458 00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:25,795 ♪ Sorry ♪